Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - RAY ROMANO
ZOE LISTER-JONES MUSICAL GUEST, FLO AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1836
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
ENJOY YOURSELF HAVE A GOOD TIME WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT THIS, TODAY, JUST MINUTES AFTER LIFTOFF, ELON MUSK'S UNMANNED SPACEX ROCKET EXPLODED
IN MID-AIR YEAH AT FIRST, WHEN PEOPLE SAW THE
ROCKET LIGHT UP AND START SMOKING, THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, HAPPY 4/20 EVERYBODY.
YEAH, WE DID IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S COOL.
AWESOME, MAN." RIGHT AFTER THE GIANT EXPLOSION, ELON WAS LIKE, "OH,
CRAP, DID WE LAUNCH A TESLA BY MISTAKE? [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT TOOK OFF FAST, WAS FLYING HIGH, AND THEN ALL OF A A SUDDEN, IT EXPLODED, KIND OF
LIKE RON DeSANTIS' PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEP SPACEX HOPES THE ROCKET WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE PEOPLE TO MARS
YEAH I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY, "UH, YOU FIRST."
MARS, HEAVEN [ LAUGHTER ] EH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
EITHER WAY, YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT, THE ROCKET EXPLODED MINUTES INTO ITS FLIGHT, BUT SPACEX SAID THAT
THEY ACTUALLY TRIGGERED THE EXPLOSION, WHICH IS INTERESTING.
BUT I THINK HOW THEY MADE THE ROCKET EXPLODE IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING.
INTERESTING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
ALL RIGHT
LAUNCH IS UNDERWAY HOW ARE WE LOOKING ENGINES.
CHECK FUEL. CHECK
BOOSTERS. CHECK DIET COKE
CHECK MENTOS. CHECK
ALL RIGHT LET'S DO THIS THING. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THERE YOU GO MENTOS AND DIET COKE Steve: THAT'S HOW THEY DID
IT Jimmy: THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT
Steve: WOW, HOW VIRAL Jimmy: INTERESTING. THAT'S RIGHT, SPACEX IS NOW
SAYING THEY TRIGGERED THE EXPLOSION. BUT ORIGINALLY WHEN IT
HAPPENED, THEY CALLED IT A, QUOTE, RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT CELEBRITIES SAY WHEN THEY'RE
GETTING DIVORCED [ LAUGHTER ] "OUR MARRIAGE IS GOING THROUGH
A RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY. PLEASE RESPECT OUR PRIVACY AT
THIS TIME. THAT'S RIGHT, SPACEX ORIGINALLY DESCRIBED THE EXPLOSION AS A
A RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY. I DON'T KNOW, SEEMS LIKE THEY
WERE JUST TRYING TO SAVE FACE INSTEAD OF ADMITTING THAT IT BLEW UP.
Tariq: I-- I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT WEIRD. THEY'RE JUST, YOU KNOW,
CLASSING IT UP A LITTLE BIT. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN Tariq: I MEAN LIKE, INSTEAD
OF SAYING, "JIMMY, I NEED TOMORROW OFF," I COULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "MY
BODY HAS PLANS TO BE ASLEEP BEYOND MY PREDETERMINED ALARM CLOCK TIME."
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DRESSING UP THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORK Steve: NO, NO
IT'S MORE THAN THAT. INSTEAD OF SAYING, "JIMMY, I ATE YOUR LUNCH OUT OF THE
FRIDGE," I'D SAY, "MY MOUTH ACQUIRED A BREAD AND MEAT MEAL FROM AN UNETHICAL SOURCE."
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: JUST SAY YOU ATE MY SANDWICH
Steve: ARE YOU MAD AT ME? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WOULDN'T SAY I'M
MAD. I'D SAY, MY BRAIN IS CONSUMED WITH AGGRAVATED THOUGHTS TOWARD
MY WORK PEERS. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY JIMMY, I WANT TO DO ONE
Jimmy: GO AHEAD, JAMES. MY HEAD SMELLS WEIRD BECAUSE I RUBBED IT AGAINST A WET DOG.
Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS, MY HEAD SMELLS WEIRD BECAUSE I RUBBED IT
AGAINST A WET DOG. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: JAMES POYSER,
EVERYBODY. THERE HE IS. THAT'S -
♪ Steve: IT'S NOT RAINING OUT Jimmy: HEY, GET THIS, I READ
ABOUT A RUNNER WHO TOOK THIRD PLACE IN AN ULTRAMARATHON AND WAS LATER DISQUALIFIED AFTER
ADMITTING THAT SHE USED A CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] THE SADDEST PART, IS THAT SHE
USED A CAR AND STILL CAME IN THIRD. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT, THIRD? [ CHEERS ] SHE WOULD HAVE COME IN FIRST,
BUT SHE HAD TO KEEP STOPPING FOR TINY CUPS OF GAS OFFICIALS BECAME SUSPICIOUS
WHEN SHE CROSSED THE FINISH LINE AND DID THIS-- [ CAR BEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, FINALLY, GUYS, SINCE TODAY IS 4/20, I ACTUALLY--
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I ACTUALLY WROTE A SONG TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY.
BUT THEN I REALIZED, YOU KNOW WHAT KIDS WATCH THIS SHOW
AND I'VE GOT TO SET AN EXAMPLE SO, I CHANGED THE SONG TO BE ABOUT EARTH DAY INSTEAD.
AND YOU CAN BARELY NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE IN THE LYRICS LET'S DO THIS.
ROOTS, CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE TUNE
♪ ♪ IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY S I'LL SING YOU A SONG BUT
FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN AND LIGHT UP YOUR ♪ ♪ LED LIGHT BULBS ♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ SIT IN THE CIRCLE AND TRY NOT TO CHOKE
AS THE ROOM FILLS UP WIT A WHOLE BUNCH OF ♪ ♪ REUSABLE TOTE BAGS ♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ THE ROOM'S GETTING HO KIND OF FEELS LIKE A SAUNA
THAT'S ON ACCOUNT OF DAN CARBON EMISSIONS ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ NOW IF YOU'RE FEELING BUZZED I'M NOT TALKING MOSQUITOS ♪
♪ YOU WANT TO EAT A LARGE BAG OF COOL RANCH ORGANI SEAWEED CRISPS ♪
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ LET ME WRAP THINGS UP HERE'S MY FINAL POIN
WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AND LIGHT A SIGN THAT SAYS SAVE THE EARTH ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: SOME OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS, MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE
HERE TONIGHT, VERY, VERY FUNNY PEOPLE FIRST UP, HE DIRECTED, COWROTE,
AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS," GETTING RAVE REVIEWS, IN THEATERS
TOMORROW RAY ROMANO IS HERE TONIGHT Steve: COME ON!
HEY! Jimmy: THE BEST Steve: THE LIFE
Jimmy: ONE OF THE ALL-TIME BEST Steve: LOVELY MAN, LOVELY
MAN. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF ONE OF THE ALL-TIME BEST, HER NEW
SERIES, "SLIP," PREMIERES TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL, AND YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW
MOVIE, "BEAU IS AFRAID." ZOE LISTER-JONES IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: OH Jimmy: BIG SHOW AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC,
TONIGHT, FROM FLO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT
SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
♪ HASHTAG HASHTAGS ♪ Jimmy: NOW, SINCE TODAY IS
4/20, I SENT OUT A A #STONERTHOUGHTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I ASKED YOU TO RESPOND WITH SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THOUGHTS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD WHEN
YOU WERE HIGH. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.
I DON'T KNOW WHY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING
ALONG. SO, RIGHT NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE
STONER THOUGHTS FROM YOU GUYS. OKAY HERE WE GO
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @ELISE MILLSSSSS. Steve: WOW.
Jimmy: THEY SAY, "CLEANING A VACUUM CLEANER ALSO MAKES YOU A VACUUM CLEANER."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ Steve: MIND BLOWN
Jimmy: OR SUCKED-- OR SUCKED Steve: RIGHT.
Jimmy: MIND BLOWN Steve: OR SUCKED. Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
THIS ONE'S FROM @-- OH, I SEE, @CONN3XXX10N Steve: OH, NICE
SHUN Jimmy: C-0-N-N-3-X-X-X-10-N Steve: NICE
Jimmy: CONNECTION Steve: CONNECT-SHUN Jimmy: YEAH
READY FOR THIS ONE Steve: IT'S GOING TO BLOW-- SUCK MY MIND
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY SAY, "IF YOU ARE SECURITY AT A SAMSUNG STORE, YOU ARE THE
GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪
Steve: NICE PARTY! Jimmy: SHOULD WE DO LIKE
THAT LIKE A LITTLE PHISH JAM AT THE END OF THAT?
OR IS THAT - ALL RIGHT, GOOD. Steve: YEAH, EVERY ONE.
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @LONGHAIREDGUY31 Steve: WHO WOULD THINK HE'D
BE A STONER? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE SAYS, "IF
CINDERELLA'S GLASS SLIPPER FIT PERFECTLY, WHY'D IT FALL OFF?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Steve: YOU'RE DOING LIKE A LITTLE BOLERO THERE.
Jimmy: YEAH A LITTLE RAVEL IN THERE. THIS IS FROM @MINNICE.
Steve: ME NICE. Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WHY IS THE WORD ABBREVIATION SO BIG?"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ THIS ONE -
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: THAT WAS OLD SCHOOL. Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@MRFUNKYBEEF Steve: DANG Jimmy: OH
Steve: OW, HIT ME ONE TIME! ♪ HIT ME TWO TIMES
♪ MR. FUNKY BEEF Jimmy: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN-- Steve: COMING TO THE STAGE-- LIVE FROM HIS -
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM MR. FUNKY BEEF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Steve: OH, DUDE THAT'S SOME FUNKY BEEF Jimmy: HE SAYS, "HOW
COME"-- "HOW COME WE DON'T SEE OTHER ANIMALS LAUGHING MORE? ARE THEY JUST MORE SERIOUS?"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ SMILE, DUDE!
Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE'S INTERESTING. THIS ONE'S FROM @BLUDDYHOLLI
Steve: OH, BLOODY HOLLI LIKE BUDDY HOLLY BUT BLOODY? Jimmy: YEAH
Steve: DAMN [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I'VE NEVER
SEEN A COMMERCIAL FOR A MICROWAVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S ANYTHING.
Steve: BUT IT'S TRUE. Jimmy: IT'S TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE MORE-- THE MORE I - Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN A BABY PIGEON, AND I'VE NEVER
SEEN A MICROWAVE Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @RYANBARTHOLOMEE
HE SAYS, "ONLY THE RICH OWNED CARS AND EVERYONE OWNED A HORSE 100 YEARS AGO.
TODAY, EVERYONE HAS CARS, BUT ONLY THE RICH OWN HORSES." ♪
Steve: OH Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS A GOOD LAST ONE
HERE WE GO THIS ONE'S FROM @ATRVS451. THEY SAY, "WHEN YOU BUY
A BIGGER BED, YOU HAVE MORE BED ROOM BUT LESS BEDROOM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING PICTIONARY WITH RAY ROMANO AND
ZOE LISTER-JONES STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
DIVING.
OH, BOY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S SOMETHING IN PRISON SOMETHING IN PRISON.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, WHAT'S THAT. SCARED IF I GOT IT FROM THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I AM HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TARIQ TROTTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF PICTIONARY.
TO DO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME TEAMMATES FIRST, JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM,
HIS NEW MOVIE, "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS," HITS THEATERS TOMORROW
PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
I HOPE YOU CAN DRAW Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. JOINING MY TEAM, SHE'S THE
CREATOR, AND STAR, OF THE NEW SERIES, "SLIP," PLEASE WELCOME ZOE LISTER-JONES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ COME ON.
THE BEST, BUDDY. ZOE, RAY, ZOE, COME ON ALL RIGHT.
LOOK AT THAT THEY LOVE YOU. ALL RIGHT.
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY PICTIONARY 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
WE'LL EACH TAKE A TURN THEN WE'LL HAVE A SHOWDOWN WHERE BOTH TEAMS WILL DRAW AT
THE SAME TIME, THE SAME CLUE, WORTH DOUBLE THE POINTS AND MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN.
RAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST, DUDE I JUST WANT TO SAY, I'M BAD
AT THIS MORE THAN ANYONE HAS BEEN BAD AT THIS Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
DO YOU FEEL CONFIDENT? Tariq: ABSOLUTELY Jimmy: VERY GOOD, LET'S GO.
COME ON, MAN WE CAN SIT HERE. Tariq: COME ON MAN.
WE GOT IT. WE GOT THIS. SO, I'M HERE.
Jimmy: AUDIENCE, YOU WANNA TELL HIM WHAT CLUE [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS
OH, I PICK A NUMBER? I HEAR FOUR. I HEAR FOUR.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DON'T SHARE-- I LOOK?
IT IS AN ACTION. Jimmy: YOU CAN START GUESSING NOW IF YOU WANT,
TARIQ. Tariq: MOVING IT'S DRAWING.
Jimmy: EXACTLY. RAY ROMANO DID THE CLOCK START YET
Jimmy: YES. RAY ROMANO PLAYING PICTIONARY. THIS IS FANTASTIC.
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS, RAY. RIGHT Tariq: OH
PAINT DRYING GRASS GROWING. MOUNTAINS-- OKAY.
Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULD GUESS TOO. YEAH.
Tariq: THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE THAT MUCH URGENCY TO IT [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: TARIQ, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. Tariq: COOKIE MONSTER
FRIED EGG. [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EGGS AND BACON YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: THEY GOT IT.
DUDE, COME ON. THAT FIRST EGG WAS TOO PERFECT RIGHT, YEAH
Tariq: THAT SECOND ONE SEALED THE DEAL. THAT WAS FRYING A DOUGHNUT.
Jimmy: FRIED DOUGHNUT UNBELIEVABLE WHAT NUMBER?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS GUYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I LOVE NINE. I LOVE NINE. I LOVE NINE.
PHRASE OKAY. Jimmy: NARROWS IT DOWN.
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THIS. YEAH, WE GOT THIS
Jimmy: READY? YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY
HERE WE GO PHRASE PAPER BAG. PAPER BAG.
CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG SHOPPING BAG EASTER BUNNY
BUNNY SHOPPING BUNNY SHOP BUNNY HOP.
WHAT CAT. HEARING IMPAIRED
HEARING IMPAIRED BAG BUNNY. NO
BAG, BAG PAPER, PAPER, PAPER. [ BUZZER ]
CAN I GUESS Tariq: CAN I-- YOU GUESS FIRST
DON'T SAY IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT Tariq: PAPER OR PLASTIC IS IT, "SOMEWHERE IN
QUEENS?" [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE TO PLUG THE MOVIE
Jimmy: YOU CAN'T PLUG YOUR MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR ADVERTISING. Jimmy: IT'S NOT "SOMEWHERE
IN QUEENS," HIS MOVIE. IT WAS "PAPER OR PLASTIC." TARIQ, THAT'S CORRECT.
I CAN'T WRITE WORDS. I CAN'T WRITE WORDS. WE CAME IN TOO HOT
Tariq: WHICH ONE? WHICH ONE WE GOING FOR FOLKS [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS
I'M GOING TO GO FIVE I'M GOING TO GO FIVE OKAY
THIS IS AN ACTION. GOT IT. Tariq: HM
"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO MONEY FOR ADVERTISING
DIVING DIVING OH, BOY.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S SOMETHING IN PRISON-- SOMETHING IN PRISON. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS" IS YOUR MOVIE, IT'S NOT SOMETHING IN PRISON.
[ BUZZER ] Tariq: AH, DANG I WAS GOING TO DO THIS, AND
THEN YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOT IT WAIT, WHAT'S THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, I WOULD BE SCARED IF I GOT IT FROM
THAT Jimmy: THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE ANSWER
Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. YOU CAN SENSE THE URGENCY. THIS IS DOWNWARD DOG
YEAH DOWNWARD DOG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: DOWNWARD DOG JUST IN CASE KIDS ARE WATCHING, I WANT TO CLEAR THAT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ZOE, YOU ARE UP. COME ON.
OKAY, OKAY. WE'RE UP 1-0 STILL. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. CATEGORY.
CATEGORY IS OBJECT. OBJECT, YEAH. Jimmy: RAY, YOU CAN'T SAY,
"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS." OH, I WON'T I WON'T.
Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GUESS IN THIS ONE WE GOT THIS.
OBJECT ZOE, WE GOT THIS, BUD. YES.
FRECKLES, COOKIE - Tariq: QUESTLOVE'S NEW BOOK NO.
Jimmy: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE COOKIE DOUGH
COOKIE MONSTER COOKIE SHOW. JULIA CHILDS
BAKER. Tariq: I GOT IT Jimmy: CHEF
BAKER COOKIE - COOK-- CHEF FOOD NETWORK
THAT'S AN OBJECT HOST OKAY, UH-HUH.
AH [ BUZZER ] WE KNOW IT.
Jimmy: YOU DID? WE KNOW IT. Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT
AGAIN? Tariq: WE'D LIKE TO TAKE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE IT Tariq: WE'D LIKE TO STEAL, PLEASE
YES Jimmy: YES, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER
WE'RE ALLOWED ONE STEAL Tariq: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES [ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: GAME OVER, GAME OVER
IS THAT GAME OVER Jimmy: NO, NO IT'S NOT GAME OVER, NO, NO
IT'S NOT GAME OVER NO, THAT WAS VERY GOOD IT'S NOT GAME OVER BECAUSE
HERE'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN, THIS GAME BUT WE WON.
Jimmy: NO-- KIND OF. YOU WON SO FAR, BUT NOW, HERE'S THE FUN THING.
WE'RE GOING TO DO ONE LAST ROUND, OKAY? AND WHOEVER WINS THIS WINS THE
WHOLE GAME [ LAUGHTER ] JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
DO I NEED TO DRAW "SOMEWHERE FROM QUEENS? [ LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: COME ON, RAY COME ON. OKAY.
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS WE SWAP Jimmy: YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT TONIGHT WHAT IS GOING ON YOU'RE HOT TONIGHT
AH, NIGHTMARE ALL RIGHT. IT'S AN ACTION
I'VE NEVER DONE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT?
Jimmy: OH, SPRING SPRING FORWARD Tariq: SPRING AWAKENING
SPRING FORWARD SPRING BREAK Jimmy: SPRING
COME ON, RAY, DRAW ANOTHER SPRING Jimmy: SPRING, SPRING,
SPRING CLEANING! [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT?
YOU DIDN'T GET SPRING CLEANING Tariq: YOU GOT TO GIVE ME SOMETHING.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SPRING PEEING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO RAY ROMANO, ZOE LISTER-JONES WE'RE TALKING TO RAY AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ I HAVE A GREAT WIFE I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.
BUT THINGS-- THINGS ARE DIFFERENT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHEN WE HAVE-- WHEN WE HAVE SEX NOW, MY WIFE ACTUALLY HAS TO TAKE OFF HER APPLE WATCH,
'CAUSE IT KEEPS SAYING "TIME TO MOVE." Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A THREE-TIME EMMY WINNER, WHO DIRECTED, CO-WROTE, AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "SOMEWHERE IN
QUEENS," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO,
PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Jimmy: RAY ROMANO WELCOME BACK CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE.
YES, SIR. Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU YOU LOOK GOOD. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY I-- ACTUALLY I JUST GOT OVER
COVID. Jimmy: OH I HADN'T HAD IT
DID YOU? Jimmy: YEAH, I DID. I GOT IT ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE FINE I'M GOOD.
I'M GLAD-- I'M GLAD THE NUMBERS ARE DOWN I CAN'T-- I DREAD IF WE EVER
HAVE TO DO LOCKDOWN AGAIN. HOW WAS LOCKDOWN FOR YOU Jimmy: OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
IT WAS TOUGH YOU HAVE TWO-- Jimmy: I HAVE TWO LITTLE
GIRLS, YEAH. OKAY. I HAVE TWO FOUR CHILDREN WHO
ARE GROWN, AND OUT OF THE HOUSE WHO CAME BACK FOR COVID. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAME BACK. YEAH I HAVE MY DAUGHTER, THE OLDEST
I HAVE THREE BOYS, THEY CAME BACK A YEAR AND A HALF BACK IN THE
HOUSE. AND WHEN THEY LEFT-- YES. I LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MY
KIDS WHEN IS THEY LEFT MY ORDER OF FAVORITES HAS CHANGED.
[ LAUGHTER ] YES. I THOUGHT IT WAS LOCKED IN
YOU THINK IT'S FOR LIFE, BUT THEY-- FOUR IS STILL FOUR BECAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE.
THAT KID'S HORRIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S NOT GOING AWAY.
HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. BUT I DID A ONE AND THREE. ONE AND THREE DID A FLIP ON ME
Jimmy: ONE AND THREE. YES, AND FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.
BUT THE MAIN ONE WAS DURING COVID, WE WERE-- I WAS AT THE KITCHEN TABLE WITH NUMBER
THREE. IT WAS ME AND NUMBER THREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ME AND GREG. GREG WE GAVE HIM A NAME
GREG Jimmy: THAT'S NICE OF YOU SO, IT'S ME AND GREG.
MY WIFE WAS IN THE BATHROOM, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE STARTS YELLING FROM THE BATHROOM, YOU
KNOW, "WHO WAS JUST IN HERE? WHO WAS IN HERE? THERE'S PEE ALL OVER THE
FLOOR. YEAH OH, YEAH
SHE WAS MAD. AND GREG LOOKED AT ME, AND HE COULD SEE THE GUILT.
HE COULD SEE THE GUILT IN MY EYES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE'S LIKE, "WHO WAS IN HERE AND I DIDN'T EVEN-- I DIDN'T
ASK GREG TO DO THIS, BUT HE JUST LOOKED TO THE BATHROOM AND HE SAID, "IT WAS ME, MOM."
HE TOOK A BULLET FOR ME. Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S NUMBER ONE Jimmy: NOW HE'S NUMBER ONE. MOVED INTO NUMBER ONE.
THAT'S AUTOMATIC. THAT'S AUTOMATIC NUMBER ONE. Jimmy: HE JUMPED ON A
A GRENADE FOR YOU. YES, EXACTLY. SO, WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE
I'M SORRY, ALLY. I'M SORRY, DAUGHTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN NUMBER ONE SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN Jimmy: BUT SHE WASN'T GOING
TO DO THAT FOR YOU NO, SHE'S SMARTER THAN THE BOYS, AND SHE WORKS HARDER THAN
THE BOYS, BUT, YEAH, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
TECHNICALLY SHE COULDN'T HAVE CONVINCED MY WIFE-- [ LAUGHTER ]
BY THE WAY-- BY THE WAY, YES. MY WIFE KNEW-- MY WIFE KNEW IT WAS A MALE WHO GOT PEE ALL OVER
THE FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TELLING YOU.
I WENT IN THERE, THREE DROPS IT WAS THREE DROPS AT THE MOST, WHICH YOU HAVE-- LADIES, YOU
HAVE TO GIVE US THREE DROPS. WE GET THREE DROPS [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE LAW-- THAT'S PHYSICS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
THAT'S THE LAW OF BOUNCE IT'S THE LAW OF BOUNCE Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED
A LONG TIME. 35 YEARS ACTUALLY Jimmy: 35 YEARS MARRIED
GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU
Jimmy: 35 YEARS HOW LONG YOU? Jimmy: 18
18 FOR YOU? Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE HALF
ALMOST HALF. BUT THINGS WILL CHANGE IN THE SECOND HALF.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GREAT I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
I HAVE A GREAT WIFE. I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE. BUT THINGS-- THINGS ARE
DIFFERENT. WHEN WE HAVE SEX NOW, MY WIFE ACTUALLY HAS TO TAKE OFF HER
APPLE WATCH BECAUSE IT KEEPS SAYING, "TIME TO MOVE. TIME TO MOVE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HAVE YOU FALLEN?" "YOUR PULSE RATE IS TOO LOW.
YOUR PULSE RATE IS TOO LOW." Jimmy: DID YOU FALL THAT DESERVED A THING
Jimmy: YEAH THAT DESERVES A LITTLE RIM SHOT THERE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT - SORRY Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
"DID YOU FALL? CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR FILM? YOUR NEW FILM, "SOMEWHERE IN
QUEENS." YES Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL
YOU CO-WROTE IT. YOU STAR IN IT, AND IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME EVER DIRECTING.
I DID, YEAH Jimmy: RAY ROMANO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND YOU'RE GETTING GREAT REVIEWS. BUT IT WAS-- WHAT IS THE
INSPIRATION BEHIND THIS FILM WELL, IT'S BASED ON WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH IN MY LIFE
MY SON-- MY YOUNGEST SON-- HE'S 6'5." I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER MET
HIM, JOE AND HE PLAYED ON THE HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM
AND I WOULD GO TO THE GAME IT WAS SO EXCITING TO HAVE A A KID WHO WAS A STAR OF
BASKETBALL BUT WE KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO PLAY IN COLLEGE.
SO, THE LAST GAME, I WENT TO-- I WENT DOWN ON THE COURT, I HUGGED THE COACH, AND I GOT
EMOTIONAL BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO MISS THIS WITH MY SON AND IF I'M BEING HONEST, I WAS
GOING TO MISS BEING THE FATHER, YOU KNOW, GETTING THE ATTENTION.
IT'S PATHETIC. HOW SAD? IT'S SO SAD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION YOU KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M ON TV, WHATEVER. I'VE GOT TO GET MORE ATTENTION
BUT RIGHT. BUT I JUST-- I JUST THOUGHT, WHAT IF THAT WAS A GUY, A POOR
GUY. THAT'S ALL HE HAD IN HIS LIFE. HE FEEL VERY SMALL, YOU KNOW,
IN THIS WORKING CLASS GUY. AND THAT'S ALL HE HAD. HE LIVED VICARIOUSLY THROUGH
HIS SON. SO, THAT WAS THE ORIGIN OF THE STORY.
AND MY AGENT CONVINCED ME TO DIRECT IT. I DIDN'T WANT TO DIRECT IT
BUT HE SAID IT WAS TOO PERSONAL A STORY. Jimmy: BUT IT WORKED.
IT'S FANTASTIC OH, YEAH. IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME,
BUT I DID IT Jimmy: YOU DID IT, BUDDY. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S GREAT THANK YOU THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF-- DO YOU WANT TO SET THE
CLIP UP? THE CLIP IS WHEN MY-- SO, MY SON IS AN INTROVERTED KID
WHO DOESN'T SAY MUCH HE'S SHY HE'S NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
AND AFTER THE GAME, WE'RE MEETING THIS GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY WIFE, WHO'S A
A TYPICAL OVERPROTECTIVE ITALIAN MOTHER AND THIS IS IT
Jimmy: THERE YOU GO HERE'S RAY ROMANO IN "SOMEWHERE
IN QUEENS. CHECK IT OUT
IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET
YOU GUYS NO THANKS TO THIS ONE. BYE.
WAIT COME HERE. OKAY, GO
COME TO DINNER SUNDAY MA-- I WOULD LOVE TO
I LOVE ITALIAN FOOD. OKAY. SUNDAY, 12:00.
DINNER AT 12. I LOVE IT. I'LL BE THERE.
THANK YOU. NOW, TAKE ME TO WORK, BOY YOU WANT ME TO GET FIRED
WAIT, I'M SLIPPING KINDA HEAVY DO NOT [ BLEEP ] LIKE HER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY. "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS" OPENS IN THEATERS TOMORROW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY APPLE WATCH, THAT'S THE BEST
ZOE LISTER-JONES JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WROTE,
DIRECTED, AND STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "SLIP," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL
YOU CAN ALSO SEE IN HER THE NEW MOVIE, "BEAU IS AFRAID," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX
TOMORROW AS WELL PLEASE WELCOME, ZOE LISTER-JONES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: ZOE LISTER-JONES WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW THANK YOU
Jimmy: ZOE, WHO CAN BE HOTTER THAN YOU RIGHT NOW? WE HAVE THINGS-- I'VE GOT TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT SO MANY THINGS I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
AW, THANKS. Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE BUSY, BUSY, BUSY
I'M A BUSY BEE. Jimmy: YEAH "BEAU IS AFRAID" IS OUT
TOMORROW THIS IS-- YEAH. ALREADY EVERYONE'S -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE POSTER CAME OUT ONLINE, AND IT WENT VIRAL JUST FROM THE
POSTER YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S INSANE Jimmy: IT'S-- ARI ASTER? ARI ASTER, I THINK ONE OF
THE GREAT FILMMAKERS OF OUR TIME Jimmy: YEAH
YOU KNOW, "HEREDITARY," "MIDSOMMAR," NOW THIS IS HIS, LIKE, EPIC DARK COMEDY
Jimmy: WHAT IS IT ABOUT HE-- HE DESCRIBES IT AS A JEWISH "LORD OF THE RINGS,"
WHICH PEOPLE HAVE ALSO DESCRIBED ME AS. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WOW. WHICH IS STRANGE. IT'S LIKE-- IT'S
A THREE-HOUR-LONG NIGHTMARE COMEDY AM I SELLING IT WELL
Jimmy: YES, SO FAR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT STARS
JOAQUIN PHOENIX. Jimmy: YES. I PLAY JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S
MOTHER, SO I GUESS I'M IN THAT STAGE OF MY CAREER [ LAUGHTER ]
I PLAY HER YOUNG Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD THAT MAKES SENSE
I PLAY A YOUNG PATTI LuPONE, WHICH IS-- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S PRESSURE THERE. TO HAVE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO,
THEN TALK TO ME ABOUT "SLIP. OH, MAN, WELL IT'S MY BABY. Jimmy: YOU WROTE THIS -
YEAH. Jimmy:-- YOU DIRECTED THIS, YOU'RE IN THIS
I MEAN, WOW, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS.
Jimmy: IT'S ON THE ROKU CHANNEL-- YES
Jimmy:-- TOMORROW. IT'S CALLED "SLIP. HOW DID YOU GET INTO IT?
WHAT IS IT ABOUT WHAT DO WE HAVE-- BECAUSE IT'S A STORY I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN
TO PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH.
Jimmy: ONLY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS IT FOLLOWS A CHARACTER NAMED
MAE, PLAYED BY YOURS TRULY AND WHEN WE MEET HER, SHE'S FEELING SORT OF STUCK IN HER
MARRIAGE, RESTLESS AND ONE NIGHT SHE ENDS UP CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND AND
THEN WAKES UP THE NEXT MORNING TO DISCOVER THAT SHE'S NOW MARRIED TO THE GUY SHE CHEATED
ON HER HUSBAND WITH. AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE SEASON, SHE REALIZES THAT
THROUGH ORGASMS, SHE'S BEING TRANSPORTED INTO A MULTIVERSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SO JUST-- Jimmy: WHOA WOW.
SO, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU-- YOU HAVE AN IDEA LIKE THIS-- HOW DOES THE IDEA-- CAN YOU WALK
ME-- YEAH I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT, JIMMY.
Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I'M LIKE THE TYPE OF
PERSON-- LIKE ANYONE I MEET WHO I'M EVEN JUST MODERATELY ATTRACTED TO, I LIKE FLASH
FORWARD TO JUST A WHOLE ASS LIFE WITH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Jimmy: WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Jimmy: SO, YOU SEE SOMEONE,
YOU GO, "HEY, I SEE IN THE FUTURE." YES, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
WHEN YOU AND I FIRST MET YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW, I LIKE-- YOU JUST SAID, "HELLO.
I-- YEAH, I SAW-- I SAW A LIFE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND-- Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR
LOVE FOR TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, AND WE BOTH SHARE OUR LOVE FOR TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.
YEAH, IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. Jimmy: A LITTLE DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT-- I COULDN'T HELP BUT
NOTICE THAT, IN THE FIRST EPISODE, YOU MENTION TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.
AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT I THINK IT MIGHT BE IN THE
FIRST TWO EPISODES YOU TALK ABOUT HIM. YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S SORT OF
CONSTANTLY MENTIONED THROUGHOUT AND IT'S-- I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S NOT GREAT
LIKE, IT'S A PROBLEM LIKE I - [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH IT'S TROUBLING-- IT SHOULD BE TROUBLING FOR HIM
I'M SURE IT'S TROUBLING, YOU KNOW, TO HIS TEAM AND LOVED ONES, FRIENDS AND FAMILY -
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TROUBLING TO ME Jimmy: IT IS, YEAH.
LIKE, I-- I THINK-- Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER MET TIMOTHEE CHALAMET?
WELL, YES, I HAVE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU
HAVE A LITTLE OBSESSION? I THINK HE'S AWARE, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE-- LAST I-- LAST TIME I SAW HIM, IT WAS AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL, AND I WAS LIKE
STANDING ACROSS THE ROOM FROM HIM. AND WHEN HE NOTICED ME, I SAW
HIS FACE, SORT OF, YOU KNOW, FALL [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS - Jimmy: HE WAS BUMMED OUT? NO, IT WAS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
LIKE EXCITEMENT AND SHEER TERROR BUT THEN WE HAD A MUTUAL FRIEND
AND SHE, LIKE, SORT OF, BROUGHT ME OVER. BUT BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN
INTRODUCE ME, HE WAS LIKE, "OH, SNAP." LIKE HE WAS LIKE-- HE KNEW--
WAS THAT A GOOD CHALAMET "OH, SNAP! AND THEN HE, LIKE, HUGGED ME
Jimmy: HUH. AND THEN HE SORT OF TOOK ME IN AND WAS LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALLER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
I WAS A CLASSIC TEAM O-NEG, YOU KNOW, LIKE-- BUT I-- BUT THAT'S -
THAT'S SORT OF THE WAY TO MY HEART, YOU KNOW, IS TO JUST FOSTER INSECURITY.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] BUT-- BUT-- IT'S INTERESTING
THAT HE KNOWS YOU AND KNOWS-- AND THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT. WELL, THAT IS REALLY THE
THING, IS LIKE, AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "OUCH," BUT THEN LATER I WAS LIKE, "YEAH,
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY HEIGHT, LIKE." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: TIMOTHEE CHALAMET GOES TO BED AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT HOW TALL ZOE LISTER-JONES
IS [ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATS ON THE SERIES
I WANTED TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ZOE LISTER-JONES IN
"SLIP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
SLEEPING DEFINED MEANING AND WAKING TO LOSE IT. AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS
SLEEP, TO DREAM OF SOMETHING MORE-- MORE - JUST MORE.
YEAH, UM, I WAS JUST ASKING HOW YOU'RE DOING AS LIKE MORE OF A COURTESY.
OH, RIGHT, YEAH I MEAN YOU DO GENUINELY SOUND [ BLEEP ] UP
THANK YOU THANKS BUT I'M LITERALLY 24.
WOW, THAT'S-- A WHOLE LIFE AHEAD. EXCITING
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I WASN'T REALLY ASKING-- YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ZOE LISTER-JONES, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL EPISODES OF "SLIP" ARE
AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: PERFORMING "FLY
GIRL," GIVE IT UP FOR FLO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ OH OH
OH LET'S GO ♪ ♪ IF YOU A FLY GIRL
GET YOUR NAILS DON GET A PEDICURE GET YOUR HAIR DID ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS
WOO ♪ ♪ IF YOU A FLY GIRL FL
GET YOUR NAILS DON GIRL ♪ ♪ GET A PEDICUR
HAIR GET YOUR HAIR DI DID AY ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS
NEW FLO ♪ ♪ CHECKLIST TAKE IT OFF ♪ WHAT YOU GOT WHAT YOU GO
PRICEY SO YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT YEAH A LOT ♪ ♪ A TIME PIEC
AND IT DON'T TICK TOCK YEAH ♪ ♪ IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD
MY TIM THEN JUST WATC JUST WATCH ♪
♪ UNTOUCHABLE A PRETTY TOO A AVAILABLE AH
BUT NOT FOR YOU ♪ ♪ YEA TOO SEXY
WAY TOO FL YOU GET NONE OF MY ♪ ♪ I GOT PLANS TONIGHT
YOU AIN'T PART OF THEM 'CAUSE MY GIRLS AND YEAH WE ALL A TEN ♪
♪ KNOW IT'S LADIES NIGH SHOUT TO ALL OF THEM PUT YOUR ONE'S U
IN THE SKY IF YOU A FLY ♪ ♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR GET YOUR NAILS DON
GET A PEDICURE GET YOUR HAIR DID ♪ ♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOU I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO TEL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR FL GET YOUR NAILS DON
GIRL ♪ ♪ GET A PEDICUR HAIR
GET YOUR HAIR DI DID ♪ ♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪ ♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN
TO TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪ ♪ OH BABE OH BABE
MIGHT LEAVE YO WAITING ALL DA WAITING ALL DAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ALL THES MATERIAL THING ARE NOT ENOUGH
TO MAKE ME STAY ♪ ♪ STAY MULL YOU CAN'T HANDLE
ALL THIS NANA ♪ ♪ NAN TALK BUT I AIN'T
HEARING NADA NADA ♪ ♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE T
TRY A LITTLE HARDE HARDER IT TAKES A REAL ONE ♪
♪ TO HOLD ME DOWN DOWN DOWN WO I GOT PLANS TONIGH
YOU AIN'T PART OF THEM ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE MY GIRLS AND I YEAH WE ALL A TE
YEAH NO IT'S LADIES NIGHT ♪ ♪ SHOUT TO ALL OF 'EM
PUT YOUR ONES UP IN THE SKY IF YOU A FLY GIRL ♪
♪ PUT 'EM U IF YOU'RE A FLY GIRL GET YOUR NAILS DON
GET A PEDICURE ♪ ♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID GET GET YEAH
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M I'M PRETTY ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S OBVIOU
I KNOW I'M PRETTY BO I DON'T NEED NO MA TO TELL ME ♪
♪ WHERE THE PARTY I I DON'T NEED A MAN NO NO IF YOU'RE A FLY GIRL
FLY ♪ ♪ GET YOUR NAILS DONE GIRL
GET A PEDICURE HAIR ♪ ♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID
DI SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M I'M PRETTY ♪
♪ BUT IT'S OBVIOU OOH WHOA I DON'T NEED NO MA
TO TELL ME ♪ ♪ WHERE THE PARTY I IF YOU A FLY GIR
GET YOUR NAILS DON GET A PEDICURE ♪ ♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID
LADIES LET'S G ALL MY LADIES GO AND GET A OUTFIT ♪
♪ AND BUY A NEW LACE WI BACK UP ON THE MARKE BETTER PUT IN YOU A BI
'CAUSE WHEN MISSY ♪ ♪ THROW A PARTY YOU CAN'T FIND
NO WHERE TO SI BIG BOOTY ♪ ♪ BOOTY BOOTY EVERYWHER
BOOT I MAKE ALL THE DUDES THROW THEIR MONEY ♪
♪ IN THE AI MONEY MONEY MONE ME AND MY GIRLS YEAH
WE LOOKING FABULAIR ♪ ♪ OOH STOP THE TRAC STRIKE A POS
STOP AND STARE LET'S GO ♪ ♪ WAI
WAIT MAKE IT SHAK SHAKE ♪
♪ ALL THAT CAKE CAKE LET IT BAK
LET IT LET IT LET IT BAKE ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU WANN SEE MY BODY IN A VAS
IN A VAS DON'T I STILL ♪ ♪ LOOK LIKE HALLE BERRY
IN THE FAC IN THE FAC OH OH MISSY AND FLO ♪
♪ WE CAME TO RIDE RIDE WE DON'T EVEN NEED A GUY
TO TELL US WE FLY ♪ ♪ FLY WHEN THE PARTY GET
TO POPPING YOU KNOW WE INSIDE ♪ ♪ SO PUT YOUR ONES UP
IN THE SKY LET'S GO IF YOU A FLY GIRL ♪
♪ GET YOUR NAILS DONE GET A PEDICURE GET YOUR HAIR DI
NO NO NO NO AH ♪ ♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME I'M PRETTY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME ♪ ♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN
TO TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR FL GET YOUR NAILS DON
GIRL AH ♪ ♪ GET A PEDICUR HAIR
GET YOUR HAIR DI DID ♪ ♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME O
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY IS
WHY WE GOT 'EM SO PRESSED ♪ ♪ SO PRESSE SEEING US ON TOP
AND IT'S GOT 'EM ALL STRESSED ♪ ♪ FLY GIRLS SAY YES
SAY YE TRYIN' TO COMPET BUT IT AIN'T A CONTEST ♪
♪ PUT 'EM U WHY WE GOT 'EM SO PRESSED ♪ ♪ OKA
FLY GIRLS SAY YE SAY YE TRYNA COMPETE ♪
♪ BUT IT AIN'T A CONTEST ♪ FLO I LIKE THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: COME ON. FLO! THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. PHENOMENAL
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLO!
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. "FLY GIRL" IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO RAY ROMANO, ZOE LISTER-JONES, FLO, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
BYE-BYE. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE