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Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART

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OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."

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TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
RAY ROMANO

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ZOE LISTER-JONES
MUSICAL GUEST, FLO
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY

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ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1836

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Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY

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ENJOY YOURSELF
ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.

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ENJOY YOURSELF
HAVE A GOOD TIME
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."

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YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING

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ABOUT THIS, TODAY, JUST MINUTES
AFTER LIFTOFF, ELON MUSK'S
UNMANNED SPACEX ROCKET EXPLODED

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IN MID-AIR
YEAH
AT FIRST, WHEN PEOPLE SAW THE

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ROCKET LIGHT UP AND START
SMOKING, THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL
RIGHT, HAPPY 4/20 EVERYBODY.

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YEAH, WE DID IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S COOL.

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AWESOME, MAN."
RIGHT AFTER THE GIANT
EXPLOSION, ELON WAS LIKE, "OH,

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CRAP, DID WE LAUNCH A TESLA BY
MISTAKE?
[ LAUGHTER ]

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YEAH, IT TOOK OFF FAST, WAS
FLYING HIGH, AND THEN ALL OF A
A SUDDEN, IT EXPLODED, KIND OF

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LIKE RON DeSANTIS' PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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YEP SPACEX HOPES THE ROCKET
WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE
PEOPLE TO MARS

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YEAH
I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE
WHEN I SAY, "UH, YOU FIRST."

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MARS, HEAVEN
[ LAUGHTER ]
EH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

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EITHER WAY, YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK YEAH

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THAT'S RIGHT, THE ROCKET
EXPLODED MINUTES INTO ITS
FLIGHT, BUT SPACEX SAID THAT

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THEY ACTUALLY TRIGGERED THE
EXPLOSION, WHICH IS INTERESTING.

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BUT I THINK HOW THEY MADE THE
ROCKET EXPLODE IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING.

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INTERESTING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

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ALL RIGHT

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LAUNCH IS UNDERWAY
HOW ARE WE LOOKING ENGINES.

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CHECK
FUEL.
CHECK

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BOOSTERS.
CHECK
DIET COKE

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CHECK
MENTOS.
CHECK

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ALL RIGHT
LET'S DO THIS THING.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
MENTOS AND DIET COKE
Steve: THAT'S HOW THEY DID

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IT
Jimmy: THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT

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Steve: WOW, HOW VIRAL
Jimmy: INTERESTING.
THAT'S RIGHT, SPACEX IS NOW

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SAYING THEY TRIGGERED THE EXPLOSION.
BUT ORIGINALLY WHEN IT

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HAPPENED, THEY CALLED IT A,
QUOTE, RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY.

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT
CELEBRITIES SAY WHEN THEY'RE

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GETTING DIVORCED
[ LAUGHTER ]
"OUR MARRIAGE IS GOING THROUGH

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A RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY.
PLEASE RESPECT OUR PRIVACY AT

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THIS TIME.
THAT'S RIGHT, SPACEX ORIGINALLY
DESCRIBED THE EXPLOSION AS A

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A RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY.
I DON'T KNOW, SEEMS LIKE THEY

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WERE JUST TRYING TO SAVE FACE
INSTEAD OF ADMITTING THAT IT
BLEW UP.

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Tariq: I-- I DON'T THINK
IT'S THAT WEIRD.
THEY'RE JUST, YOU KNOW,

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CLASSING IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Tariq: I MEAN LIKE, INSTEAD

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OF SAYING, "JIMMY, I NEED
TOMORROW OFF," I COULD SAY
SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "MY

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BODY HAS PLANS TO BE ASLEEP
BEYOND MY PREDETERMINED ALARM
CLOCK TIME."

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
DRESSING UP THE FACT THAT

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YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORK
Steve: NO, NO

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IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
INSTEAD OF SAYING, "JIMMY, I
ATE YOUR LUNCH OUT OF THE

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FRIDGE," I'D SAY, "MY MOUTH
ACQUIRED A BREAD AND MEAT MEAL
FROM AN UNETHICAL SOURCE."

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: JUST SAY YOU ATE MY SANDWICH

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Steve: ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I WOULDN'T SAY I'M

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MAD.
I'D SAY, MY BRAIN IS CONSUMED
WITH AGGRAVATED THOUGHTS TOWARD

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MY WORK PEERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY JIMMY, I WANT TO DO ONE

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Jimmy: GO AHEAD, JAMES.
MY HEAD SMELLS WEIRD BECAUSE
I RUBBED IT AGAINST A WET DOG.

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Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS, MY HEAD SMELLS
WEIRD BECAUSE I RUBBED IT

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AGAINST A WET DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: JAMES POYSER,

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EVERYBODY.
THERE HE IS.
THAT'S -

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♪
Steve: IT'S NOT RAINING OUT
Jimmy: HEY, GET THIS, I READ

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ABOUT A RUNNER WHO TOOK THIRD
PLACE IN AN ULTRAMARATHON AND
WAS LATER DISQUALIFIED AFTER

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ADMITTING THAT SHE USED A CAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE SADDEST PART, IS THAT SHE

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USED A CAR AND STILL CAME IN THIRD.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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WHAT, THIRD?
[ CHEERS ]
SHE WOULD HAVE COME IN FIRST,

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BUT SHE HAD TO KEEP STOPPING
FOR TINY CUPS OF GAS
OFFICIALS BECAME SUSPICIOUS

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WHEN SHE CROSSED THE FINISH
LINE AND DID THIS--
[ CAR BEEP ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, FINALLY, GUYS, SINCE
TODAY IS 4/20, I ACTUALLY--

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I ACTUALLY WROTE A SONG TO
CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY.

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BUT THEN I REALIZED, YOU KNOW WHAT
KIDS WATCH THIS SHOW

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AND I'VE GOT TO SET AN EXAMPLE
SO, I CHANGED THE SONG TO BE
ABOUT EARTH DAY INSTEAD.

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AND YOU CAN BARELY NOTICE THE
DIFFERENCE IN THE LYRICS
LET'S DO THIS.

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ROOTS, CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE TUNE

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♪
♪ IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY S
I'LL SING YOU A SONG BUT

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FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN
AND LIGHT UP YOUR ♪
♪ LED LIGHT BULBS ♪

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[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ SIT IN THE CIRCLE AND
TRY NOT TO CHOKE

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AS THE ROOM FILLS UP WIT
A WHOLE BUNCH OF ♪
♪ REUSABLE TOTE BAGS ♪

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[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ THE ROOM'S GETTING HO
KIND OF FEELS LIKE A SAUNA

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THAT'S ON ACCOUNT OF DAN
CARBON EMISSIONS ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]

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♪ NOW IF YOU'RE FEELING
BUZZED I'M NOT TALKING
MOSQUITOS ♪

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♪ YOU WANT TO EAT A LARGE
BAG OF COOL RANCH ORGANI
SEAWEED CRISPS ♪

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
♪ LET ME WRAP THINGS UP
HERE'S MY FINAL POIN

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WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER ♪
♪ AND LIGHT A SIGN THAT
SAYS SAVE THE EARTH ♪

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

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GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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Steve: COME ON.
Jimmy: SOME OF MY FAVORITE
GUESTS, MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE

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HERE TONIGHT, VERY, VERY FUNNY PEOPLE
FIRST UP, HE DIRECTED, COWROTE,

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AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM,
"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS," GETTING
RAVE REVIEWS, IN THEATERS

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TOMORROW
RAY ROMANO IS HERE TONIGHT
Steve: COME ON!

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HEY!
Jimmy: THE BEST
Steve: THE LIFE

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Jimmy: ONE OF THE ALL-TIME
BEST
Steve: LOVELY MAN, LOVELY

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MAN.
Jimmy: SPEAKING OF ONE OF
THE ALL-TIME BEST, HER NEW

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SERIES, "SLIP," PREMIERES
TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL,
AND YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW

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MOVIE, "BEAU IS AFRAID."
ZOE LISTER-JONES IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Steve: OH
Jimmy: BIG SHOW
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC,

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TONIGHT, FROM FLO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT

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SHOW HASHTAGS.
HERE WE GO

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♪ HASHTAG
HASHTAGS ♪
Jimmy: NOW, SINCE TODAY IS

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4/20, I SENT OUT A
A #STONERTHOUGHTS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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AND I ASKED YOU TO RESPOND WITH
SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THOUGHTS
THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD WHEN

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YOU WERE HIGH.
WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A
A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING

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ALONG.
SO, RIGHT NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO
SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE

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STONER THOUGHTS FROM YOU GUYS. OKAY
HERE WE GO

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THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @ELISE
MILLSSSSS.
Steve: WOW.

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Jimmy: THEY SAY, "CLEANING
A VACUUM CLEANER ALSO MAKES YOU
A VACUUM CLEANER."

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
Steve: MIND BLOWN

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Jimmy: OR SUCKED-- OR
SUCKED
Steve: RIGHT.

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Jimmy: MIND BLOWN
Steve: OR SUCKED.
Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT

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THIS ONE'S FROM @-- OH, I SEE,
@CONN3XXX10N
Steve: OH, NICE

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SHUN
Jimmy: C-0-N-N-3-X-X-X-10-N
Steve: NICE

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Jimmy: CONNECTION
Steve: CONNECT-SHUN
Jimmy: YEAH

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READY FOR THIS ONE
Steve: IT'S GOING TO BLOW--
SUCK MY MIND

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[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY SAY, "IF YOU ARE SECURITY
AT A SAMSUNG STORE, YOU ARE THE

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GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪

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Steve: NICE
PARTY!
Jimmy: SHOULD WE DO LIKE

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THAT
LIKE A LITTLE PHISH JAM AT THE
END OF THAT?

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OR IS THAT -
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
Steve: YEAH, EVERY ONE.

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Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@LONGHAIREDGUY31
Steve: WHO WOULD THINK HE'D

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BE A STONER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: HE SAYS, "IF

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CINDERELLA'S GLASS SLIPPER FIT
PERFECTLY, WHY'D IT FALL OFF?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Steve: YOU'RE DOING LIKE
A LITTLE BOLERO THERE.

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Jimmy: YEAH
A LITTLE RAVEL IN THERE.
THIS IS FROM @MINNICE.

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Steve: ME NICE.
Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WHY IS THE
WORD ABBREVIATION SO BIG?"

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
THIS ONE -

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: THAT WAS OLD SCHOOL.
Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM

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@MRFUNKYBEEF
Steve: DANG
Jimmy: OH

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Steve: OW, HIT ME ONE TIME!
♪
HIT ME TWO TIMES

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♪
MR. FUNKY BEEF
Jimmy: LADIES AND

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GENTLEMEN--
Steve: COMING TO THE
STAGE-- LIVE FROM HIS -

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Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
MR. FUNKY BEEF
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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Steve: OH, DUDE
THAT'S SOME FUNKY BEEF
Jimmy: HE SAYS, "HOW

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COME"-- "HOW COME WE DON'T SEE
OTHER ANIMALS LAUGHING MORE?
ARE THEY JUST MORE SERIOUS?"

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
SMILE, DUDE!

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Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE'S
INTERESTING.
THIS ONE'S FROM @BLUDDYHOLLI

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Steve: OH, BLOODY HOLLI
LIKE BUDDY HOLLY BUT BLOODY?
Jimmy: YEAH

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Steve: DAMN
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I'VE NEVER

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SEEN A COMMERCIAL FOR
A MICROWAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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♪
I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHY
THAT'S ANYTHING.

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Steve: BUT IT'S TRUE.
Jimmy: IT'S TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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THE MORE-- THE MORE I -
Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN
A BABY PIGEON, AND I'VE NEVER

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SEEN A MICROWAVE
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@RYANBARTHOLOMEE

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HE SAYS, "ONLY THE RICH OWNED
CARS AND EVERYONE OWNED A HORSE
100 YEARS AGO.

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TODAY, EVERYONE HAS CARS, BUT
ONLY THE RICH OWN HORSES."
♪

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Steve: OH
Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS A GOOD
LAST ONE

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HERE WE GO
THIS ONE'S FROM @ATRVS451.
THEY SAY, "WHEN YOU BUY

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A BIGGER BED, YOU HAVE MORE BED
ROOM BUT LESS BEDROOM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS."

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TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS

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WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
PLAYING PICTIONARY WITH
RAY ROMANO AND

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ZOE LISTER-JONES
STICK AROUND

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪

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DIVING.

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OH, BOY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, WOW.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S SOMETHING IN PRISON
SOMETHING IN PRISON.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, WHAT'S THAT.
SCARED IF I GOT IT FROM THAT

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[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

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I AM HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY
TARIQ TROTTER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME
OF PICTIONARY.

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TO DO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO NEED
SOME TEAMMATES
FIRST, JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM,

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HIS NEW MOVIE, "SOMEWHERE IN
QUEENS," HITS THEATERS TOMORROW

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PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪

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I HOPE YOU CAN DRAW
Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL
COME ON.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
JOINING MY TEAM, SHE'S THE

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CREATOR, AND STAR, OF THE NEW
SERIES, "SLIP," PLEASE WELCOME
ZOE LISTER-JONES

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
COME ON.

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THE BEST, BUDDY.
ZOE, RAY, ZOE, COME ON
ALL RIGHT.

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LOOK AT THAT
THEY LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT.

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EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY PICTIONARY
30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.

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WE'LL EACH TAKE A TURN
THEN WE'LL HAVE A SHOWDOWN
WHERE BOTH TEAMS WILL DRAW AT

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THE SAME TIME, THE SAME CLUE,
WORTH DOUBLE THE POINTS AND MAY
THE BEST TEAM WIN.

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RAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST, DUDE
I JUST WANT TO SAY, I'M BAD

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AT THIS MORE THAN ANYONE HAS
BEEN BAD AT THIS
Jimmy: THERE YOU GO

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DO YOU FEEL CONFIDENT?
Tariq: ABSOLUTELY
Jimmy: VERY GOOD, LET'S GO.

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COME ON, MAN
WE CAN SIT HERE.
Tariq: COME ON MAN.

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WE GOT IT.
WE GOT THIS.
SO, I'M HERE.

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Jimmy: AUDIENCE, YOU WANNA
TELL HIM WHAT CLUE
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS

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OH, I PICK A NUMBER?
I HEAR FOUR.
I HEAR FOUR.

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Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DON'T
SHARE--
I LOOK?

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IT IS AN ACTION.
Jimmy: YOU CAN START
GUESSING NOW IF YOU WANT,

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TARIQ.
Tariq: MOVING
IT'S DRAWING.

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Jimmy: EXACTLY.
RAY ROMANO
DID THE CLOCK START YET

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Jimmy: YES.
RAY ROMANO PLAYING PICTIONARY.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.

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YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS, RAY. RIGHT
Tariq: OH

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PAINT DRYING
GRASS GROWING.
MOUNTAINS-- OKAY.

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Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULD GUESS TOO. YEAH.

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Tariq: THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO
BE THAT MUCH URGENCY TO IT
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: TARIQ, I KNOW WHAT
THAT IS.
Tariq: COOKIE MONSTER

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FRIED EGG.
[ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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EGGS AND BACON
YEAH, YEAH
Jimmy: THEY GOT IT.

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DUDE, COME ON.
THAT FIRST EGG WAS TOO PERFECT
RIGHT, YEAH

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Tariq: THAT SECOND ONE
SEALED THE DEAL.
THAT WAS FRYING A DOUGHNUT.

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Jimmy: FRIED DOUGHNUT UNBELIEVABLE
WHAT NUMBER?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS
GUYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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I LOVE NINE.
I LOVE NINE.
I LOVE NINE.

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PHRASE
OKAY.
Jimmy: NARROWS IT DOWN.

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ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT THIS.
YEAH, WE GOT THIS

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Jimmy: READY?
YEAH.
Jimmy: OKAY

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HERE WE GO
PHRASE PAPER BAG.
PAPER BAG.

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CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG
SHOPPING BAG
EASTER BUNNY

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BUNNY SHOPPING
BUNNY SHOP
BUNNY HOP.

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WHAT
CAT.
HEARING IMPAIRED

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HEARING IMPAIRED BAG BUNNY. NO

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BAG, BAG
PAPER, PAPER, PAPER.
[ BUZZER ]

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CAN I GUESS
Tariq: CAN I--
YOU GUESS FIRST

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DON'T SAY IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT
Tariq: PAPER OR PLASTIC
IS IT, "SOMEWHERE IN

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QUEENS?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HAVE TO PLUG THE MOVIE

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Jimmy: YOU CAN'T PLUG YOUR MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR ADVERTISING.
Jimmy: IT'S NOT "SOMEWHERE

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IN QUEENS," HIS MOVIE.
IT WAS "PAPER OR PLASTIC."
TARIQ, THAT'S CORRECT.

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I CAN'T WRITE WORDS.
I CAN'T WRITE WORDS.
WE CAME IN TOO HOT

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Tariq: WHICH ONE?
WHICH ONE WE GOING FOR FOLKS
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS

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I'M GOING TO GO FIVE
I'M GOING TO GO FIVE OKAY

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THIS IS AN ACTION.
GOT IT.
Tariq: HM

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"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NO MONEY FOR ADVERTISING

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DIVING
DIVING
OH, BOY.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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THAT'S SOMETHING IN PRISON--
SOMETHING IN PRISON.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS"
IS YOUR MOVIE, IT'S NOT
SOMETHING IN PRISON.

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[ BUZZER ]
Tariq: AH, DANG
I WAS GOING TO DO THIS, AND

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THEN YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
GOT IT
WAIT, WHAT'S THAT

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[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, I WOULD
BE SCARED IF I GOT IT FROM

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THAT
Jimmy: THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN
HIM THE ANSWER

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Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
YOU CAN SENSE THE URGENCY.
THIS IS DOWNWARD DOG

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YEAH
DOWNWARD DOG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Jimmy: DOWNWARD DOG
JUST IN CASE KIDS ARE WATCHING,
I WANT TO CLEAR THAT

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ZOE, YOU ARE UP.
COME ON.

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OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE UP 1-0 STILL.
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS

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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. CATEGORY.

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CATEGORY IS OBJECT.
OBJECT, YEAH.
Jimmy: RAY, YOU CAN'T SAY,

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"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS."
OH, I WON'T
I WON'T.

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Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GUESS IN
THIS ONE
WE GOT THIS.

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OBJECT
ZOE, WE GOT THIS, BUD. YES.

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FRECKLES, COOKIE -
Tariq: QUESTLOVE'S NEW BOOK NO.

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Jimmy: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
COOKIE DOUGH

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COOKIE MONSTER
COOKIE SHOW.
JULIA CHILDS

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BAKER.
Tariq: I GOT IT
Jimmy: CHEF

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BAKER COOKIE -
COOK-- CHEF
FOOD NETWORK

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THAT'S AN OBJECT HOST
OKAY, UH-HUH.

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AH
[ BUZZER ]
WE KNOW IT.

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Jimmy: YOU DID?
WE KNOW IT.
Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT

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AGAIN?
Tariq: WE'D LIKE TO TAKE IT
[ LAUGHTER ]

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YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE IT
Tariq: WE'D LIKE TO STEAL, PLEASE

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YES
Jimmy: YES, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER

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WE'RE ALLOWED ONE STEAL
Tariq: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
[ DINGS

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
Jimmy: GAME OVER, GAME OVER

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IS THAT GAME OVER
Jimmy: NO, NO
IT'S NOT GAME OVER, NO, NO

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IT'S NOT GAME OVER
NO, THAT WAS VERY GOOD
IT'S NOT GAME OVER BECAUSE

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HERE'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN, THIS GAME
BUT WE WON.

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Jimmy: NO-- KIND OF.
YOU WON SO FAR, BUT NOW, HERE'S
THE FUN THING.

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WE'RE GOING TO DO ONE LAST
ROUND, OKAY?
AND WHOEVER WINS THIS WINS THE

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WHOLE GAME
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

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DO I NEED TO DRAW "SOMEWHERE
FROM QUEENS?
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Tariq: COME ON, RAY
COME ON. OKAY.

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[ AUDIENCE SHOUTS
WE SWAP
Jimmy: YOU'RE HOT

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YOU'RE HOT TONIGHT
WHAT IS GOING ON
YOU'RE HOT TONIGHT

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AH, NIGHTMARE
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S AN ACTION

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I'VE NEVER DONE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT?

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Jimmy: OH, SPRING
SPRING FORWARD
Tariq: SPRING AWAKENING

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SPRING FORWARD
SPRING BREAK
Jimmy: SPRING

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COME ON, RAY, DRAW ANOTHER SPRING
Jimmy: SPRING, SPRING,

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SPRING CLEANING!
[ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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I'M SORRY
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT?

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YOU DIDN'T GET SPRING CLEANING
Tariq: YOU GOT TO GIVE ME SOMETHING.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS SPRING PEEING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
RAY ROMANO, ZOE LISTER-JONES
WE'RE TALKING TO RAY AFTER THE

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BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
I HAVE A GREAT WIFE
I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.

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BUT THINGS-- THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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WHEN WE HAVE-- WHEN WE HAVE
SEX NOW, MY WIFE ACTUALLY HAS
TO TAKE OFF HER APPLE WATCH,

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'CAUSE IT KEEPS SAYING "TIME TO
MOVE."
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A

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A THREE-TIME EMMY WINNER, WHO
DIRECTED, CO-WROTE, AND STARS
IN THE NEW FILM, "SOMEWHERE IN

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QUEENS," WHICH OPENS IN
THEATERS TOMORROW.
PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO,

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PLEASE WELCOME RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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Jimmy: RAY ROMANO
WELCOME BACK
CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE.

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YES, SIR.
Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED
ABOUT IT

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IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
YOU LOOK GOOD.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I'M OKAY.
I'M OKAY
I-- ACTUALLY I JUST GOT OVER

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COVID.
Jimmy: OH
I HADN'T HAD IT

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DID YOU?
Jimmy: YEAH, I DID.
I GOT IT ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

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Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE
FINE
I'M GOOD.

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I'M GLAD-- I'M GLAD THE
NUMBERS ARE DOWN
I CAN'T-- I DREAD IF WE EVER

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HAVE TO DO LOCKDOWN AGAIN.
HOW WAS LOCKDOWN FOR YOU
Jimmy: OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

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IT WAS TOUGH
YOU HAVE TWO--
Jimmy: I HAVE TWO LITTLE

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GIRLS, YEAH. OKAY.
I HAVE TWO FOUR CHILDREN WHO

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ARE GROWN, AND OUT OF THE HOUSE
WHO CAME BACK FOR COVID.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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CAME BACK. YEAH
I HAVE MY DAUGHTER, THE OLDEST

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I HAVE THREE BOYS, THEY CAME BACK
A YEAR AND A HALF BACK IN THE

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HOUSE.
AND WHEN THEY LEFT-- YES.
I LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MY

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KIDS WHEN IS THEY LEFT
MY ORDER OF FAVORITES HAS CHANGED.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
YES.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LOCKED IN

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YOU THINK IT'S FOR LIFE, BUT
THEY-- FOUR IS STILL FOUR
BECAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE.

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THAT KID'S HORRIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S NOT GOING AWAY.

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HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
BUT I DID A ONE AND THREE.
ONE AND THREE DID A FLIP ON ME

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Jimmy: ONE AND THREE.
YES, AND FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.

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BUT THE MAIN ONE WAS DURING
COVID, WE WERE-- I WAS AT THE
KITCHEN TABLE WITH NUMBER

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THREE.
IT WAS ME AND NUMBER THREE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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ME AND GREG. GREG
WE GAVE HIM A NAME

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GREG
Jimmy: THAT'S NICE OF YOU
SO, IT'S ME AND GREG.

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MY WIFE WAS IN THE BATHROOM,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE STARTS
YELLING FROM THE BATHROOM, YOU

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KNOW, "WHO WAS JUST IN HERE?
WHO WAS IN HERE?
THERE'S PEE ALL OVER THE

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FLOOR.
YEAH
OH, YEAH

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SHE WAS MAD.
AND GREG LOOKED AT ME, AND HE
COULD SEE THE GUILT.

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HE COULD SEE THE GUILT IN MY EYES
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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AND SHE'S LIKE, "WHO WAS IN HERE
AND I DIDN'T EVEN-- I DIDN'T

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ASK GREG TO DO THIS, BUT HE
JUST LOOKED TO THE BATHROOM AND
HE SAID, "IT WAS ME, MOM."

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HE TOOK A BULLET FOR ME.
Jimmy: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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THAT'S NUMBER ONE
Jimmy: NOW HE'S NUMBER ONE.
MOVED INTO NUMBER ONE.

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THAT'S AUTOMATIC.
THAT'S AUTOMATIC NUMBER ONE.
Jimmy: HE JUMPED ON A

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A GRENADE FOR YOU.
YES, EXACTLY.
SO, WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE

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I'M SORRY, ALLY.
I'M SORRY, DAUGHTER.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN NUMBER ONE
SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN
Jimmy: BUT SHE WASN'T GOING

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TO DO THAT FOR YOU
NO, SHE'S SMARTER THAN THE
BOYS, AND SHE WORKS HARDER THAN

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THE BOYS, BUT, YEAH, SHE
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

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TECHNICALLY SHE COULDN'T HAVE
CONVINCED MY WIFE--
[ LAUGHTER ]

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BY THE WAY-- BY THE WAY, YES.
MY WIFE KNEW-- MY WIFE KNEW IT
WAS A MALE WHO GOT PEE ALL OVER

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THE FLOOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M TELLING YOU.

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I WENT IN THERE, THREE DROPS
IT WAS THREE DROPS AT THE MOST,
WHICH YOU HAVE-- LADIES, YOU

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HAVE TO GIVE US THREE DROPS.
WE GET THREE DROPS
[ LAUGHTER ]

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THAT'S THE LAW-- THAT'S
PHYSICS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

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THAT'S THE LAW OF BOUNCE
IT'S THE LAW OF BOUNCE
Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED

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A LONG TIME.
35 YEARS ACTUALLY
Jimmy: 35 YEARS MARRIED

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GREAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU

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Jimmy: 35 YEARS
HOW LONG YOU?
Jimmy: 18

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18 FOR YOU?
Jimmy: YEAH
YOU'RE HALF

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ALMOST HALF.
BUT THINGS WILL CHANGE IN THE
SECOND HALF.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GREAT
I'M NOT COMPLAINING.

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I HAVE A GREAT WIFE.
I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.
BUT THINGS-- THINGS ARE

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DIFFERENT.
WHEN WE HAVE SEX NOW, MY WIFE
ACTUALLY HAS TO TAKE OFF HER

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APPLE WATCH BECAUSE IT KEEPS
SAYING, "TIME TO MOVE.
TIME TO MOVE."

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"HAVE YOU FALLEN?"
"YOUR PULSE RATE IS TOO LOW.

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YOUR PULSE RATE IS TOO LOW."
Jimmy: DID YOU FALL
THAT DESERVED A THING

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Jimmy: YEAH
THAT DESERVES A LITTLE RIM SHOT THERE.

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I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -
SORRY
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

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"DID YOU FALL?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR FILM?
YOUR NEW FILM, "SOMEWHERE IN

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QUEENS."
YES
Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL

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YOU CO-WROTE IT.
YOU STAR IN IT, AND IT'S YOUR
FIRST TIME EVER DIRECTING.

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I DID, YEAH
Jimmy: RAY ROMANO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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AND YOU'RE GETTING GREAT REVIEWS.
BUT IT WAS-- WHAT IS THE

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INSPIRATION BEHIND THIS FILM
WELL, IT'S BASED ON WHAT I
WAS GOING THROUGH IN MY LIFE

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MY SON-- MY YOUNGEST SON--
HE'S 6'5."
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER MET

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HIM, JOE
AND HE PLAYED ON THE HIGH
SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM

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AND I WOULD GO TO THE GAME
IT WAS SO EXCITING TO HAVE A
A KID WHO WAS A STAR OF

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BASKETBALL
BUT WE KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO
PLAY IN COLLEGE.

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SO, THE LAST GAME, I WENT TO--
I WENT DOWN ON THE COURT, I
HUGGED THE COACH, AND I GOT

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EMOTIONAL BECAUSE I WAS GOING
TO MISS THIS WITH MY SON
AND IF I'M BEING HONEST, I WAS

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GOING TO MISS BEING THE FATHER,
YOU KNOW, GETTING THE ATTENTION.

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IT'S PATHETIC.
HOW SAD?
IT'S SO SAD.

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION
YOU KNOW

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M ON TV, WHATEVER.
I'VE GOT TO GET MORE ATTENTION

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BUT RIGHT.
BUT I JUST-- I JUST THOUGHT,
WHAT IF THAT WAS A GUY, A POOR

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GUY.
THAT'S ALL HE HAD IN HIS LIFE.
HE FEEL VERY SMALL, YOU KNOW,

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IN THIS WORKING CLASS GUY.
AND THAT'S ALL HE HAD.
HE LIVED VICARIOUSLY THROUGH

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HIS SON.
SO, THAT WAS THE ORIGIN OF THE STORY.

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AND MY AGENT CONVINCED ME TO
DIRECT IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DIRECT IT

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BUT HE SAID IT WAS TOO PERSONAL
A STORY.
Jimmy: BUT IT WORKED.

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IT'S FANTASTIC
OH, YEAH.
IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME,

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BUT I DID IT
Jimmy: YOU DID IT, BUDDY.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

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IT'S GREAT
THANK YOU
THANK YOU.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP
OF-- DO YOU WANT TO SET THE

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CLIP UP?
THE CLIP IS WHEN MY-- SO,
MY SON IS AN INTROVERTED KID

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WHO DOESN'T SAY MUCH
HE'S SHY
HE'S NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

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AND AFTER THE GAME, WE'RE
MEETING THIS GIRL FOR THE FIRST
TIME WITH MY WIFE, WHO'S A

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A TYPICAL OVERPROTECTIVE
ITALIAN MOTHER
AND THIS IS IT

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Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
HERE'S RAY ROMANO IN "SOMEWHERE

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IN QUEENS.
CHECK IT OUT

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IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET

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YOU GUYS
NO THANKS TO THIS ONE. BYE.

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WAIT
COME HERE.
OKAY, GO

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COME TO DINNER SUNDAY
MA--
I WOULD LOVE TO

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I LOVE ITALIAN FOOD. OKAY.
SUNDAY, 12:00.

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DINNER AT 12.
I LOVE IT.
I'LL BE THERE.

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00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:37,350
THANK YOU.
NOW, TAKE ME TO WORK, BOY
YOU WANT ME TO GET FIRED

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WAIT, I'M SLIPPING
KINDA HEAVY
DO NOT [ BLEEP ] LIKE HER

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
RIGHT THERE.

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RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY.
"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS" OPENS IN
THEATERS TOMORROW.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY
APPLE WATCH, THAT'S THE BEST

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ZOE LISTER-JONES JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WROTE,

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DIRECTED, AND STARS IN THE NEW
SERIES, "SLIP," WHICH PREMIERES
TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL

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YOU CAN ALSO SEE IN HER THE NEW
MOVIE, "BEAU IS AFRAID," WHICH
IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX

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TOMORROW AS WELL
PLEASE WELCOME,
ZOE LISTER-JONES

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PLEASE WELCOME,
ZOE LISTER-JONES

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪

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Jimmy: ZOE LISTER-JONES
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
THANK YOU

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Jimmy: ZOE, WHO CAN BE
HOTTER THAN YOU RIGHT NOW?
WE HAVE THINGS-- I'VE GOT TO

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TALK TO YOU ABOUT SO MANY THINGS
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

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AW, THANKS.
Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE BUSY,
BUSY, BUSY

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I'M A BUSY BEE.
Jimmy: YEAH
"BEAU IS AFRAID" IS OUT

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TOMORROW
THIS IS-- YEAH.
ALREADY EVERYONE'S -

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE POSTER CAME OUT ONLINE, AND
IT WENT VIRAL JUST FROM THE

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POSTER
YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH

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IT'S INSANE
Jimmy: IT'S-- ARI ASTER?
ARI ASTER, I THINK ONE OF

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THE GREAT FILMMAKERS OF OUR TIME
Jimmy: YEAH

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YOU KNOW, "HEREDITARY,"
"MIDSOMMAR," NOW THIS IS HIS,
LIKE, EPIC DARK COMEDY

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Jimmy: WHAT IS IT ABOUT
HE-- HE DESCRIBES IT AS
A JEWISH "LORD OF THE RINGS,"

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WHICH PEOPLE HAVE ALSO
DESCRIBED ME AS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jimmy: WOW.
WHICH IS STRANGE.
IT'S LIKE-- IT'S

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A THREE-HOUR-LONG NIGHTMARE COMEDY
AM I SELLING IT WELL

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00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:49,282
Jimmy: YES, SO FAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT STARS

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JOAQUIN PHOENIX.
Jimmy: YES.
I PLAY JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S

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MOTHER, SO I GUESS I'M IN THAT
STAGE OF MY CAREER
[ LAUGHTER ]

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I PLAY HER YOUNG
Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD
THAT MAKES SENSE

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00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:07,200
I PLAY A YOUNG PATTI LuPONE,
WHICH IS-- YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,635
Jimmy: THAT'S PRESSURE THERE.
TO HAVE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO,

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THEN TALK TO ME ABOUT "SLIP.
OH, MAN, WELL IT'S MY BABY.
Jimmy: YOU WROTE THIS -

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00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:18,478
YEAH.
Jimmy:-- YOU DIRECTED THIS,
YOU'RE IN THIS

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I MEAN, WOW, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS.

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Jimmy: IT'S ON THE ROKU
CHANNEL--
YES

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Jimmy:-- TOMORROW.
IT'S CALLED "SLIP.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO IT?

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00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:36,162
WHAT IS IT ABOUT
WHAT DO WE HAVE-- BECAUSE IT'S
A STORY I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN

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TO PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.

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Jimmy: ONLY YOU CAN COME UP
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS
IT FOLLOWS A CHARACTER NAMED

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MAE, PLAYED BY YOURS TRULY
AND WHEN WE MEET HER, SHE'S
FEELING SORT OF STUCK IN HER

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MARRIAGE, RESTLESS
AND ONE NIGHT SHE ENDS UP
CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND AND

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THEN WAKES UP THE NEXT MORNING
TO DISCOVER THAT SHE'S NOW
MARRIED TO THE GUY SHE CHEATED

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00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:47,607
ON HER HUSBAND WITH.
AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE
SEASON, SHE REALIZES THAT

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THROUGH ORGASMS, SHE'S BEING
TRANSPORTED INTO A MULTIVERSE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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SO JUST--
Jimmy: WHOA
WOW.

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SO, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU-- YOU
HAVE AN IDEA LIKE THIS-- HOW
DOES THE IDEA-- CAN YOU WALK

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00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:14,067
ME-- YEAH
I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT, JIMMY.

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Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I'M LIKE THE TYPE OF

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PERSON-- LIKE ANYONE I MEET
WHO I'M EVEN JUST MODERATELY
ATTRACTED TO, I LIKE FLASH

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00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:25,278
FORWARD TO JUST A WHOLE ASS
LIFE WITH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:28,348
Jimmy: WOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Jimmy: SO, YOU SEE SOMEONE,

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00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,816
YOU GO, "HEY, I SEE IN THE
FUTURE."
YES, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

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00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:32,285
WHEN YOU AND I FIRST MET YEARS
AGO, YOU KNOW, I LIKE-- YOU
JUST SAID, "HELLO.

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00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:37,524
I-- YEAH, I SAW-- I SAW
A LIFE
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:42,929
AND--
Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON
THE SHOW, WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR

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LOVE FOR TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, AND
WE BOTH SHARE OUR LOVE FOR
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.

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00:32:44,531 --> 00:32:50,770
YEAH, IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
Jimmy: A LITTLE DIFFERENT

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00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:55,942
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION
THAT-- I COULDN'T HELP BUT

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00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:57,344
NOTICE THAT, IN THE FIRST
EPISODE, YOU MENTION
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.

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AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
ABOUT THAT
I THINK IT MIGHT BE IN THE

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00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:01,247
FIRST TWO EPISODES YOU TALK
ABOUT HIM.
YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S SORT OF

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CONSTANTLY MENTIONED THROUGHOUT
AND IT'S--
I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S NOT GREAT

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00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:15,095
LIKE, IT'S A PROBLEM
LIKE I -
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:17,397
Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S TROUBLING-- IT SHOULD
BE TROUBLING FOR HIM

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00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:19,232
I'M SURE IT'S TROUBLING, YOU
KNOW, TO HIS TEAM AND LOVED
ONES, FRIENDS AND FAMILY -

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00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:20,667
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S TROUBLING TO ME
Jimmy: IT IS, YEAH.

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00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:23,403
LIKE, I-- I THINK--
Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER MET
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET?

446
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:28,341
WELL, YES, I HAVE
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW THAT YOU

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00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:31,511
HAVE A LITTLE OBSESSION?
I THINK HE'S AWARE, YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:34,080
HE-- LAST I-- LAST TIME I SAW
HIM, IT WAS AT THE VENICE FILM
FESTIVAL, AND I WAS LIKE

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00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,649
STANDING ACROSS THE ROOM FROM HIM.
AND WHEN HE NOTICED ME, I SAW

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HIS FACE, SORT OF, YOU KNOW, FALL
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:46,359
IT WAS -
Jimmy: HE WAS BUMMED OUT?
NO, IT WAS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN

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LIKE EXCITEMENT AND SHEER TERROR
BUT THEN WE HAD A MUTUAL FRIEND

453
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:58,672
AND SHE, LIKE, SORT OF, BROUGHT
ME OVER.
BUT BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN

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00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:03,610
INTRODUCE ME, HE WAS LIKE, "OH,
SNAP."
LIKE HE WAS LIKE-- HE KNEW--

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00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:10,917
WAS THAT A GOOD CHALAMET
"OH, SNAP!
AND THEN HE, LIKE, HUGGED ME

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00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:12,786
Jimmy: HUH.
AND THEN HE SORT OF TOOK ME
IN AND WAS LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU

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00:34:12,786 --> 00:34:14,654
WERE TALLER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH

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00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:17,157
I WAS A CLASSIC TEAM O-NEG, YOU
KNOW, LIKE-- BUT I-- BUT
THAT'S -

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00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:19,459
THAT'S SORT OF THE WAY TO MY
HEART, YOU KNOW, IS TO JUST
FOSTER INSECURITY.

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00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:26,199
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT-- BUT-- IT'S INTERESTING

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00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,134
THAT HE KNOWS YOU AND KNOWS--
AND THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT.
WELL, THAT IS REALLY THE

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00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:30,103
THING, IS LIKE, AT FIRST, I WAS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, "OUCH," BUT
THEN LATER I WAS LIKE, "YEAH,

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00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:32,372
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY HEIGHT,
LIKE."
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:39,379
Jimmy: TIMOTHEE CHALAMET
GOES TO BED AT NIGHT THINKING
ABOUT HOW TALL ZOE LISTER-JONES

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00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:44,317
IS
[ LAUGHTER ]
CONGRATS ON THE SERIES

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00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:48,588
I WANTED TO SHOW EVERYONE
A CLIP
HERE'S ZOE LISTER-JONES IN

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00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:52,258
"SLIP.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

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00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:58,531
SLEEPING DEFINED MEANING AND
WAKING TO LOSE IT.
AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS

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00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:16,616
SLEEP, TO DREAM OF SOMETHING
MORE-- MORE -
JUST MORE.

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00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:21,321
YEAH, UM, I WAS JUST ASKING
HOW YOU'RE DOING AS LIKE MORE
OF A COURTESY.

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00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:26,693
OH, RIGHT, YEAH
I MEAN YOU DO GENUINELY
SOUND [ BLEEP ] UP

472
00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:32,165
THANK YOU THANKS
BUT I'M LITERALLY 24.

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00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:35,135
WOW, THAT'S-- A WHOLE LIFE AHEAD. EXCITING

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00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:38,338
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I WASN'T
REALLY ASKING-- YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,707
ZOE LISTER-JONES, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL EPISODES OF "SLIP" ARE

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AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON THE ROKU CHANNEL.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE

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BREAK.
STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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♪
Jimmy: PERFORMING "FLY

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GIRL," GIVE IT UP FOR FLO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

480
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:19,779
♪ OH OH

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00:36:19,779 --> 00:36:23,717
OH
LET'S GO ♪
♪ IF YOU A FLY GIRL

482
00:36:23,717 --> 00:36:27,320
GET YOUR NAILS DON
GET A PEDICURE
GET YOUR HAIR DID ♪

483
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,622
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
I'M PRETTY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪

484
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:31,858
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN
TO TELL ME WHERE
THE PARTY IS

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00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,727
WOO ♪
♪ IF YOU A FLY GIRL FL

486
00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:35,695
GET YOUR NAILS DON
GIRL ♪
♪ GET A PEDICUR

487
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:37,530
HAIR
GET YOUR HAIR DI
DID AY ♪

488
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,632
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
I'M PRETTY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪

489
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,801
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN
TO TELL ME
WHERE THE PARTY IS

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00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:44,437
NEW FLO ♪
♪ CHECKLIST TAKE IT OFF ♪
WHAT YOU GOT WHAT YOU GO

491
00:36:44,437 --> 00:36:46,973
PRICEY SO YOU BETTER
HAVE A LOT YEAH A LOT ♪
♪ A TIME PIEC

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00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:49,242
AND IT DON'T TICK TOCK
YEAH ♪
♪ IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD

493
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,544
MY TIM
THEN JUST WATC
JUST WATCH ♪

494
00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:55,081
♪ UNTOUCHABLE A
PRETTY TOO A
AVAILABLE AH

495
00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:57,250
BUT NOT FOR YOU ♪
♪ YEA
TOO SEXY

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00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,520
WAY TOO FL
YOU GET NONE OF MY ♪
♪ I GOT PLANS TONIGHT

497
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,923
YOU AIN'T PART OF THEM
'CAUSE MY GIRLS AND
YEAH WE ALL A TEN ♪

498
00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:07,527
♪ KNOW IT'S LADIES NIGH
SHOUT TO ALL OF THEM
PUT YOUR ONE'S U

499
00:37:07,527 --> 00:37:11,798
IN THE SKY IF YOU A FLY ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR
GET YOUR NAILS DON

500
00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:14,534
GET A PEDICURE
GET YOUR HAIR DID ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME

501
00:37:14,534 --> 00:37:18,271
I'M PRETTY BUT IT'S OBVIOU
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO TEL
ME WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪

502
00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:20,440
♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR FL
GET YOUR NAILS DON

503
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,308
GIRL ♪
♪ GET A PEDICUR HAIR

504
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,277
GET YOUR HAIR DI
DID ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME

505
00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:26,479
I'M PRETTY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN

506
00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:29,416
TO TELL ME
WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪
♪ OH BABE OH BABE

507
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,718
MIGHT LEAVE YO
WAITING ALL DA
WAITING ALL DAY ♪

508
00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:33,820
♪ 'CAUSE ALL THES
MATERIAL THING
ARE NOT ENOUGH

509
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:37,891
TO MAKE ME STAY ♪
♪ STAY MULL
YOU CAN'T HANDLE

510
00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:39,759
ALL THIS NANA ♪
♪ NAN
TALK BUT I AIN'T

511
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:41,728
HEARING NADA
NADA ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE T

512
00:37:41,728 --> 00:37:44,564
TRY A LITTLE HARDE HARDER
IT TAKES A REAL ONE ♪

513
00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:47,400
♪ TO HOLD ME DOWN DOWN DOWN WO
I GOT PLANS TONIGH

514
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,703
YOU AIN'T PART OF THEM ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MY GIRLS AND I
YEAH WE ALL A TE

515
00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:52,105
YEAH
NO IT'S LADIES NIGHT ♪
♪ SHOUT TO ALL OF 'EM

516
00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:55,408
PUT YOUR ONES UP
IN THE SKY
IF YOU A FLY GIRL ♪

517
00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:57,811
♪ PUT 'EM U
IF YOU'RE A FLY GIRL
GET YOUR NAILS DON

518
00:37:57,811 --> 00:37:59,879
GET A PEDICURE ♪
♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID
GET GET YEAH

519
00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:02,082
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M
I'M PRETTY ♪
♪ BUT IT'S OBVIOU

520
00:38:02,082 --> 00:38:04,384
I KNOW I'M PRETTY BO
I DON'T NEED NO MA
TO TELL ME ♪

521
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:07,020
♪ WHERE THE PARTY I
I DON'T NEED A MAN NO NO
IF YOU'RE A FLY GIRL

522
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,522
FLY ♪
♪ GET YOUR NAILS DONE GIRL

523
00:38:09,522 --> 00:38:11,491
GET A PEDICURE
HAIR ♪
♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID

524
00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:13,460
DI
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M
I'M PRETTY ♪

525
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,762
♪ BUT IT'S OBVIOU
OOH WHOA
I DON'T NEED NO MA

526
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,831
TO TELL ME ♪
♪ WHERE THE PARTY I
IF YOU A FLY GIR

527
00:38:17,831 --> 00:38:20,033
GET YOUR NAILS DON
GET A PEDICURE ♪
♪ GET YOUR HAIR DID

528
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,102
LADIES LET'S G
ALL MY LADIES GO
AND GET A OUTFIT ♪

529
00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:26,506
♪ AND BUY A NEW LACE WI
BACK UP ON THE MARKE
BETTER PUT IN YOU A BI

530
00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:28,675
'CAUSE WHEN MISSY ♪
♪ THROW A PARTY
YOU CAN'T FIND

531
00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:30,777
NO WHERE TO SI
BIG BOOTY ♪
♪ BOOTY BOOTY EVERYWHER

532
00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:32,946
BOOT
I MAKE ALL THE DUDES
THROW THEIR MONEY ♪

533
00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:35,248
♪ IN THE AI
MONEY MONEY MONE
ME AND MY GIRLS YEAH

534
00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:37,317
WE LOOKING FABULAIR ♪
♪ OOH STOP THE TRAC
STRIKE A POS

535
00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,185
STOP AND STARE
LET'S GO ♪
♪ WAI

536
00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:40,954
WAIT
MAKE IT SHAK
SHAKE ♪

537
00:38:40,954 --> 00:38:42,789
♪ ALL THAT CAKE CAKE
LET IT BAK

538
00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:45,125
LET IT LET IT LET IT BAKE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU WANN
SEE MY BODY IN A VAS

539
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,227
IN A VAS
DON'T I STILL ♪
♪ LOOK LIKE HALLE BERRY

540
00:38:47,227 --> 00:38:49,396
IN THE FAC
IN THE FAC
OH OH MISSY AND FLO ♪

541
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,464
♪ WE CAME TO RIDE RIDE
WE DON'T EVEN NEED A GUY

542
00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:53,667
TO TELL US WE FLY ♪
♪ FLY
WHEN THE PARTY GET

543
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,635
TO POPPING
YOU KNOW WE INSIDE ♪
♪ SO PUT YOUR ONES UP

544
00:38:55,635 --> 00:38:59,072
IN THE SKY
LET'S GO
IF YOU A FLY GIRL ♪

545
00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:01,775
♪ GET YOUR NAILS DONE
GET A PEDICURE
GET YOUR HAIR DI

546
00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,843
NO NO NO NO AH ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
I'M PRETTY

547
00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:06,046
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME ♪
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN

548
00:39:06,046 --> 00:39:08,214
TO TELL ME
WHERE THE PARTY IS
WHERE THE PARTY IS ♪

549
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:10,316
♪ IF YOU'RE A FLY GIR FL
GET YOUR NAILS DON

550
00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,185
GIRL AH ♪
♪ GET A PEDICUR HAIR

551
00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:14,154
GET YOUR HAIR DI
DID ♪
♪ SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' ME O

552
00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:16,423
SEE YOU'RE TELLIN' M
I'M PRETTY
BUT IT'S OBVIOUS ♪

553
00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,625
♪ I DON'T NEED NO MAN
TO TELL ME
WHERE THE PARTY IS

554
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:21,695
WHY WE GOT 'EM SO PRESSED ♪
♪ SO PRESSE
SEEING US ON TOP

555
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,631
AND IT'S GOT
'EM ALL STRESSED ♪
♪ FLY GIRLS SAY YES

556
00:39:24,631 --> 00:39:26,933
SAY YE
TRYIN' TO COMPET
BUT IT AIN'T A CONTEST ♪

557
00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:29,235
♪ PUT 'EM U
WHY WE GOT 'EM SO PRESSED ♪
♪ OKA

558
00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:33,740
FLY GIRLS SAY YE
SAY YE
TRYNA COMPETE ♪

559
00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:41,081
♪ BUT IT AIN'T A CONTEST ♪
FLO I LIKE THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

560
00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:43,917
Jimmy: COME ON.
FLO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

561
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:46,086
OH, MY GOSH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. PHENOMENAL

562
00:39:46,086 --> 00:39:49,289
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FLO!

563
00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:52,459
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE.
"FLY GIRL" IS OUT NOW.

564
00:39:52,459 --> 00:40:10,143
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪

565
00:40:10,143 --> 00:40:12,979
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
RAY ROMANO, ZOE LISTER-JONES,
FLO, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND

566
00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:18,818
GENTLEMEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,

567
00:40:18,818 --> 00:40:21,755
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

568
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:24,057
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY

569
00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:27,894
BYE-BYE.
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE