1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,983 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:22,022 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,059 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JUDE LAW 4 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:32,732 JOSHUA JACKSON COMEDIAN, JACKIE FABULOUS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:41,608 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1839 6 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:41,941 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,977 --> 00:01:06,499 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 8 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:11,304 [ CHEERING ] THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. 9 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,840 ENJOY YOURSELF THANK YOU, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,677 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:27,620 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS TODAY 12 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:33,426 PRESIDENT BIDEN OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED HIS 2024 REELECTION CAMPAIGN 13 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,096 AND-- YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND ACCORDING TO POLLS, MOST 14 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:42,102 DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT BIDEN TO RUN AGAIN. THEN BIDEN SAID, "HEY, NONE OF 15 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,238 YOU WANTED 'AVATAR 2,' BUT LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT. IT'S A BIG HIT 16 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,507 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN WILL BE THE OLDEST PERSON TO EVER RUN FOR 17 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:52,112 PRESIDENT. YEP. SO, IN TWO YEARS, HE'LL EITHER 18 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,014 BE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD OR A GREETER AT WALMART [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:54,014 --> 00:02:02,789 EITHER WAY, WE'LL FIND OUT BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN IS "FINISH THE JOB. 20 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,624 FINISH THE JOB AMERICA SAID, "THEY'D BE HAPPY IF HE COULD JUST FINISH 21 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:08,061 A STORY. [ LAUGHTER ] FINISH THE JOB-- IT SOUNDS 22 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,430 LIKE SOMETHING YOUR FIGHTER YELLS IN A KNOCKOFF VERSION OF "MORTAL KOMBAT." 23 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:16,903 [ LAUGHTER ] "FINISH THE JOB! YEP, BIDEN HAS LAUNCHED HIS 24 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,306 REELECTION CAMPAIGN. AND GET THIS, HE ACTUALLY AGREED TO JOIN US FOR AN 25 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:24,344 INTERVIEW TO TALK ABOUT IT [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, SO, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE 26 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:28,281 GOING TO ASK HIM A FEW QUESTIONS. MR. PRESIDENT, HOW DO YOU 27 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,083 RESPOND TO PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT YOU'RE TOO OLD TO RUN FOR REELECTION 28 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:39,225 I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:42,729 Jimmy: IT'S OKAY. WE'LL JUST-- WE'LL MOVE ON. OKAY 30 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,597 WHEN DID YOU DECIDE YOU WANTED TO RUN FOR TWO TERMS THAT WAS BACK IN 1871, I 31 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:45,899 THINK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OKAY 32 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,867 1871 [ APPLAUSE ] NOW PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS HAVE 33 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:55,709 BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE EXPENSIVE. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU THINK 34 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,478 IT'S GOING TO COST TO RUN YOURS? BILLIONS-- TRILLION, 35 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:08,621 $700 MILLION, BILLION DOLLAR [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NEXT QUESTION. 36 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,891 OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN WAS "YES, WE CAN." WHAT IS YOURS? 37 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:19,899 "I'M NOT A JOKE." Jimmy: OKAY I DIDN'T-- OKAY, GOT IT 38 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,968 WELL, YOU'VE GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF YOU HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR 39 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,938 SPEECHES, RALLIES, AND DEBATES BORING, BORING, BORING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,906 Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY NO, LOOK - NOW, LET'S JUST GO-- YOU SAY 41 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,175 THAT YOU'RE RUNNING TO HELP PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU SAY NEEDS THE 42 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:33,913 MOST HELP IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW? FOX NEWS. 43 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:44,290 Jimmy: OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 44 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,593 LAST QUESTION. A LOT OF PEOPLE POINTED OUT, TODAY MARKED FOUR YEARS, TO THE 45 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,561 DAY, SINCE YOU ANNOUNCED YOUR LAST RUN FOR PRESIDENT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT 46 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:48,962 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT CAMPAIGN 47 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:58,104 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR-- 48 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:01,074 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NEVER MIND 49 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,143 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, JOE BIDEN 50 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:07,847 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, JOE THANK YOU, VERY MUCH 51 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:14,587 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR--♪ [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AW, THAT'S SO 52 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,823 SPECIAL. Steve: OH, MY GOD Jimmy: THAT MADE ME FEEL SO 53 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:23,530 GOOD THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD. 54 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,533 Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS TODAY, FORMER TRUMP RELEASED HIS BOOK, "LETTERS TO TRUMP," 55 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,234 WHICH IS A COLLECTION OF 150 PRIVATE LETTERS SENT TO HIM BY BIG NAME CELEBRITIES AND 56 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:31,504 POLITICIANS. YEAH, THE BOOK ACTUALLY FEATURES LETTERS FROM PUTIN AND 57 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:36,309 KIM JONG-UN. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BUT KIND OF CONCERNING THEY'RE 58 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,178 VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS. Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:42,449 THE BOOK EVEN CONTAINS A LETTER FROM HILLARY CLINTON WELL, TECHNICALLY IT'S LETTERS 60 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:47,721 CUT OUT OF VARIOUS MAGAZINES AND GLUED ON OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS STILL 61 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:52,192 TALKING ABOUT TUCKER CARLSON'S ABRUPT EXIT FROM FOX NEWS. WELL, EVERYONE EXCEPT FOX NEWS 62 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,494 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TUCKER CARLSON HAS LEFT FOX NEWS 63 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,129 WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE SPLIT, TUCKER HAD SOME VERY 64 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:56,763 INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY. CHECK THIS OUT 65 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,267 ♪ I'M TELLING YOU 66 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:09,709 WE WE ARE NEVER EVER EVE GETTING BACK TOGETHE WE WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER ♪ 67 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:13,213 ♪ GETTING BACK TOGETHER YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS 68 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:19,786 TALK TO MY FRIENDS ♪ ♪ TALK TO M BUT WE WE AR 69 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:27,460 NEVER EVER EVE GETTING BACK TOGETHER ♪ Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 70 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP. WELL, SOME BIG NEWS FROM THE 71 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,567 SPORTS WORLD AFTER MONTHS OF SPECULATION, AARON RODGERS IS COMING TO THE 72 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:43,910 NEW YORK JETS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT AFTER THE TRADE, JETS 73 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:50,083 PLAYERS CALLED THEIR FAMILIES LIKE, "I MIGHT GO TO THE SUPER BOWL AS A PLAYER THIS YEAR." 74 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:56,089 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, GUYS I READ THAT AT KING CHARLES' 75 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,426 CORONATION, PRINCE HARRY WILL SIT TEN ROWS BACK FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY 76 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:03,897 [ AUDIENCE GROANS WHICH MAKES ME WONDER, WHO ARE THEY GOING TO PUT IN THE FRONT 77 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,298 ROW? WELL, WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE SEATING 78 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:09,803 CHART HERE OKAY IN THE FRONT ROW, I BET IT'S 79 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:14,107 CAMILLA, WILLIAM, AND KATE, TWO OF THEIR KIDS, GEORGE, AND CHARLOTTE. 80 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,509 OKAY NOT BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:21,314 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET ME TRY - 82 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:26,586 LET ME TRY CAMILLA, PRIME MINISTER RISHI SUNAK, PRINCE EDWARD, GEORGE, AND LOUIS. 83 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:30,056 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, ALL RIGHT. GETTING CLOSER, GETTING CLOSER 84 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,926 LET'S GO WITH CAMILLA, OBVIOUSLY. PRESIDENT OF IRELAND, MAYBE? 85 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:36,529 RISHI, GEORGE, AND THEN THE GERMAN CHANCELLOR, OLAF SCHOLZ OKAY 86 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:44,738 OH, I THINK I GET IT NOW IT'S C-O-R-G-I [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,173 LET'S GO YES, WE DID IT YES. 88 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,877 THE CORGI, GOT IT IN FOUR! ♪ GOT IT IN FOUR 89 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:55,482 COME ON! TODAY'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY Steve: COME ON. 90 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:59,519 Jimmy: WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS YELP IS NOW LETTING USERS ADD 91 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:05,025 VIDEOS TO THEIR REVIEWS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS NOW EVERY REVIEW IS LIKE, "THE 92 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,527 FOOD WAS GOOD, BUT THE SERVERS WERE STIFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA 93 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:13,033 ONE STAR." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS COOL, RESEARCHERS 94 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,169 HAVE CREATED THE FIRST ROBOT THAT IS ABLE TO SNIFF ODORS. YEAH, APPARENTLY, IT'S A 95 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,572 A BRAND-NEW TECHNOLOGY BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING GEORGE LUCAS PREDICTED IT BACK 96 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,909 IN ONE OF THE OLD "STAR WARS" MOVIES 97 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:23,276 TAKE A LOOK AT THE SCENE WITH C-3PO. 98 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,284 FUNNY. 99 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,952 IS IT BECAUSE YOU JUST ATE TACO BELL PERHAPS YOUR STOMACH IS NOT 100 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,788 ENTIRELY STABLE. NOT ENTIRELY STABLE I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE TO TELL US 101 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,857 THESE THINGS CHEWIE, TAKE THE PROFESSOR IN THE BACK AND PLUG HIM INTO THE 102 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:42,896 HYPER DRIVE. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THE CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME 103 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:53,173 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, I SAW THAT THERE'S A NEW INVENTION TO HELP 104 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,175 PROTECT MOTORCYCLISTS ON THE ROAD WATCH THIS 105 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:55,208 ROAD WATCH THIS 106 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,677 INVENTED TO KEEP RIDERS SAFE FROM FALLS DURING AN ACCIDENT 107 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:07,520 OR CRASH THEY COME WITH CO2 CARTRIDGES THAT INFLATE THE AIR BAGS. 108 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:13,526 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ] Jimmy: YEP. 109 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,396 THEY'RE PART OF A NEW LINE OF SAFETY GEAR FROM SAM SMITH IT'S VERY INTERESTING. 110 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,466 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, BEFORE WE MOVE ON, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO 111 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:25,138 THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN 112 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,340 COMMERCIAL BREAKS. AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM 113 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,476 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 114 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:29,509 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 115 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:39,953 TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,789 Jimmy: SWEDISH FISH, REMEMBER WHEN GUMMIES DIDN'T GET YOU HIGH 117 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,692 [ LAUGHTER ] INSTAGRAM REELS, FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED ON TIKTOK TWO MONTHS 118 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,127 AGO, TODAY BOSE, LET EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONE 119 00:08:47,127 --> 00:09:03,243 THEY SHOULD ROB. VEGGIE STRAWS, YUM, AIR! ZILLOW, IF YOU CAN'T BUY 120 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:08,715 SOMEONE'S HOUSE, AT LEAST YOU CAN JUDGE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,483 HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS, IT'S CALLED EXPRESS BECAUSE-- ACTUALLY, WE DON'T KNOW WHY 122 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:14,187 EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, NOW COMING TO 123 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:23,029 A FORMER BED BATH & BEYOND NEAR YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:29,102 POP-TARTS, FOR WHEN IT'S DAD'S TURN TO MAKE BREAKFAST [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:37,644 ADT, WE WILL PROTECT EVERYTHING YOU OWN WITH THIS YARD SIGN. [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:41,147 BIRDS EYE FROZEN PEAS, THE ONLY ICE PACK YOU CAN EAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,149 EMERGEN-C, THE THING YOU DRINK TO KEEP FROM GETTING SICK AFTER YOU DEFINITELY ALREADY FEEL 128 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:49,622 SICK [ LAUGHTER ] AMAZON KINDLE, FOR WHEN YOU 129 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:53,426 DON'T WANT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANE TO KNOW YOU'RE READING SMUT 130 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,697 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, TWITTER, THE NUMBER ONE PLATFORM FOR 131 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,100 ANNOUNCING YOU'RE LEAVING TWITTER. THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 132 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:07,207 SPONSORS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW JUDE LAW IS HERE TONIGHT 133 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:12,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOSHUA JACKSON IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,381 AND WE GOT A REALLY FUNNY STAND-UP COMEDIAN, JACKIE FABULOUS IS HERE 135 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:18,485 TONIGHT! STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 136 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,587 "WETWEET." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 137 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:26,559 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 138 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:33,733 "IF YOU DROP A BOTTLE OF OLIVE 139 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,702 OIL AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR, IT'S PROBABLY EASIER TO JUST MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE." 140 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:38,772 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ Steve: "LET'S GO, KIDS. 141 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,874 COME ON! COME ON! Jimmy: "THAT'S IT 142 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:51,951 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 143 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:55,655 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AW, I LOVE YOU 144 00:10:55,655 --> 00:11:00,060 I LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 145 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:04,564 IT IS-- IT IS TUESDAY IT IS TIME FOR WETWEET HERE WE GO 146 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:04,597 IT IS TIME FOR WETWEET HERE WE GO 147 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:15,375 WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO WETWEET 148 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,344 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 149 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,546 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON 150 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,082 WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 151 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:26,119 YOUR SEATS YOU-- FIND 'EM THERE? YEAH 152 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,089 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 153 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,359 AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE 154 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,761 YOUR CLICKERS? Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 155 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,629 WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL ALL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU 156 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:46,139 CAN ALL LIKE AT HOME AND WETWEET IT Steve: AH 157 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,541 [ AUDIENCE AHS ] Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A SHARED EXPERIENCE 158 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,410 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS Audience: YES 159 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,112 Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS [ CHEERS ] 160 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,114 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST TWEET IS, "MIDDLE NAMES WERE JUST CREATED SO OUR MOTHERS WOULD HAVE 161 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,284 SOMETHING TO YELL WHEN THEY'RE MAD AT US. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 162 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,921 "JAMES THOMAS FALLON GET IN HERE! ♪ 163 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,424 Steve: I'M GONNA SAY YES. Jimmy: "FINISH THE JOB! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 164 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,594 ♪ ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE VOTES ARE IN 165 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,897 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS. [ DRUMROLL ] OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 166 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,833 ♪ [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] VERY HONEST-- VERY HONEST 167 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,569 AUDIENCE Steve: YEAH Jimmy: YEAH 168 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,972 DIDN'T NECESSARILY - Steve: THAT WAS LIKE BODY TEMPERATURE-- 98. 169 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,640 Jimmy: DIDN'T NECESSARILY LOVE IT. Steve: NO 170 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,243 DIDN'T HATE IT Jimmy: DIDN'T HATE IT EITHER 171 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,911 Steve: BUT JUST DIDN'T CARE FOR IT Jimmy: IT WAS JUST LUKEWARM 172 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,647 Steve: YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT Steve: THAT'S A TWEET 173 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:31,084 SURE Jimmy: WELL-- YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 174 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,819 LET'S TRY THIS NEXT ONE. THE NEXT ONE SAYS-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,621 "I MOSTLY WATCH HOME RENOVATION SHOWS TO SEE A MARRIAGE FALL APART OVER GRANITE 176 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:40,694 COUNTERTOPS. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 177 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,863 "I DON'T KNOW, HONEY I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK WE CAN AFFORD THIS. 178 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,231 I-- I THINK WE GO WITH THE BACKYARD FIRST DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE 179 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,167 COUNTERTOPS. I DON'T THINK WE--" ♪ 180 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,669 Steve: "WHAT? Jimmy: "I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BUY THIS HOUSE 181 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,638 YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT THING IS GONNA BE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 182 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:55,375 "THAT'S LIKE $300. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "THERE'S NO WAY I'M BUYING, 183 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,110 EVER." "WE'LL TAKE IT WE'LL TAKE THE HOUSE." 184 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,112 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: "WE'RE TAKING HOUSE NUMBER TWO." 185 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,081 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS ONE Steve: I FEEL REALLY GOOD 186 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,350 [ DRUMROLL ] Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS. 187 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,752 YEAH, ALL RIGHT! Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 188 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,754 ♪ Steve: WOW. Jimmy: I FELT GOOD ABOUT 189 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:12,859 THAT ONE LET'S TRY THIS NEXT ONE HERE THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "YOU KNOW 190 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,728 THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE FIRST TELESCOPE JUST PRETENDED HE WAS LOOKING AT STARS." 191 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:21,101 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ Steve: "WHAT? 192 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,937 OOPS." Jimmy: "OOH, SOMEONE'S GETTING' A NEW BIKINI. 193 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,340 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE 194 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH Jimmy: NOT AS MUCH. 195 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,579 Steve: WOW. NO, THEY DIDN'T CARE FOR THAT ONE. 196 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,114 Jimmy: NO, THEY LIKED IT. Steve: WELL, LIKED IT, BUT-- 197 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,316 Jimmy: IT'S NOT AS-- Steve: NOT AS MUCH. Jimmy: THIS ONE FEELS PRETTY 198 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,751 GOOD Steve: THE NEXT ONE FEELS GOOD 199 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,587 Jimmy: WELL, I LIKED THE OTHER ONE. THE RENOVATION ONE WAS GOOD. 200 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,556 Steve: YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK THIS NEXT ONE-- 201 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,525 Steve: YOU THINK THIS NEXT ONE-- Jimmy: THEY DON'T 202 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,928 NECESSARILY GET BETTER Steve: NO Jimmy: THAT'S THE SAD THING 203 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,431 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE A TELESCOPE LOOKING AT URANUS 204 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,633 JOKE, WHICH WAS GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] I'M PROUD OF YOU 205 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,301 Jimmy: NOT MY TYPE OF HUMOR-- Steve: I KNOW 206 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:59,539 I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR DOING THAT YEAH 207 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,741 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NEXT UP-- [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,476 "IF YOU DROP A BOTTLE OF OLIVE OIL AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR, IT'S PROBABLY EASIER TO 209 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,880 JUST MOVE TO A NEW HOUSE." [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 210 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,214 Steve: "LET'S GO, KIDS. COME ON! COME ON! 211 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,818 Jimmy: "THAT'S IT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 212 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,954 LET'S JUST GET A NEW--" "YOU DON'T HAVE GRANITE COUNTERTOPS, DO YOU? 213 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,792 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "IF WE DIDN'T HAVE GRANITE, WE WOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN THE OLIVE 214 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,460 OIL. ♪ ALL RIGHT. 215 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,629 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WINNER EVERYONE VOTED 216 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,497 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] 217 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,067 YEAH, THERE WE GO. Steve: WOW. ♪ 218 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:31,705 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 219 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,908 Steve: GOT SOME WINNERS Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD. THIS LAST ONE'S GOOD TOO, BUT I 220 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,976 THINK THAT ONE IS GONNA BE THE WINNER BUT THIS LAST ONE'S FUNNY, TOO 221 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:41,648 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "PEOPLE WHO TRY TO GET OFF THE PLANE OUT OF 222 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,117 ORDER ARE THE REASON WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:48,088 JUST STAY SEATED Steve: COME ON! Jimmy: WE'RE EVENTUALLY ALL 224 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:53,626 GONNA GET OFF THE PLANE. TRUST ME NO ONE'S EVER JUST FORGOTTEN 225 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,629 Steve: "WHERE ARE THEY? WE FORGOT 'EM! Jimmy: "THEY FORGOT TO TO 226 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,098 OPEN THE--" NO, THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO LEAVE 227 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,333 EVENTUALLY ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 228 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,068 ONE HERE [ DRUMROLL ] BAM! 229 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:06,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] E >> Steve: WHOA! ♪ 230 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:11,277 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A WINNER RIGHT THERE! 231 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,314 I'M GONNA POST THIS-- [ BELL DINGING ] - - DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 232 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,082 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. 233 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,485 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JUDE LAW 234 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:30,230 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 235 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:30,263 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 236 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,702 Jimmy: YEAH I'VE WORKED WITH SOME-- 237 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:41,508 SOME PARTICULARLY RESPECTABLE ACTORS LIKE I WAS WHEN I MET A JAWA 238 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,576 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT JOKING. 239 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,980 Jimmy: YES. I SAW A JAWA WALKING BY - Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE-- 240 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,083 [ BABBLING ] "AH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." Jimmy: "OH, MY GOSH!" 241 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,352 "IT'S A REAL JAWA!" Jimmy: "IT'S A REAL JAWA! OH, MY GOSH. 242 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,956 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS AS CAPTAIN HOOK IN THE NEW 243 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:02,529 MOVIE "PETER PAN & WENDY," WHICH IS STREAMING EXCLUSIVELY ON DISNEY+ THIS FRIDAY 244 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:06,332 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JUDE LAW 245 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:23,883 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON. 246 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,286 THEY LOVE YOU! THAT'S GOTTA FEEL GOOD, BUD. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 247 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,789 I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU HERE. THANKS FOR COMING BACK I LOVE BEING HERE 248 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,791 IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK. Jimmy: I GOT-- WHEN I SAID HI TO YOU, I GOT MUSTACHE ENVY 249 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,362 IMMEDIATELY. I GO - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 250 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,764 "THAT IS A-- THAT IS A REAL 'STACHE. LOOK AT THAT THING 251 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,866 IT IS REAL. Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS GONNA SAY-- 252 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,602 YEAH, WOW. I MEAN, IS IT-- IS IT - NEW 'STACHE, NEW JOB, YOU 253 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,904 KNOW Jimmy: OKAY, SO THIS IS FOR A MOVIE, YEAH. 254 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,742 IT'S FOR A MOVIE. Jimmy: OH PLAYING A-- A COP IN THE 255 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:52,078 '80s, IN A FILM CALLED "THE ORDER" WHICH I START IN A A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 256 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:56,850 Jimmy: WOW. DO YOU LIKE THAT BETTER THAN A A FAKE MUSTACHE? 257 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:01,321 YEAH, FOR SURE. I WORE-- I WORE A FAKE-- LIKE, BEARD OR MUSTACHE MAYBE 258 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:06,126 ONCE IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW-- IT'S LIKE ACTING THROUGH A RUG. 259 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,862 AND YOU CAN'T-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN'T REALLY-- YOU CAN'T 260 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,764 SMILE PARTICULARLY SO YEAH. Jimmy: YOU CAN'T REALLY - 261 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,266 [ MUMBLING ] I LIKE GROWING THEM IN. Jimmy: "HEY, STOP, STOP 262 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,235 POLICE." "THAT'S RIGHT." Jimmy: "DON'T MOVE. 263 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,037 [ LAUGHTER ] "FREEZE, FREEZE. AND THE SMILES, BECAUSE YOU 264 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,304 GET THE-- PING! Jimmy: PING! IT POPS OFF, YEAH 265 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,707 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I RECENTLY, I-- 266 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,275 'CAUSE I-- I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO GROW A MUSTACHE. 267 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:26,613 THIS IS MY SENIOR YEARBOOK PHOTO. AND IT'S - 268 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,883 [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER CAN YOU SEE IT CAN YOU ZOOM IN? 269 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:34,287 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A REAL-- THAT'S THAT AGE-- THAT'S 270 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,057 THAT AGE WHERE - THAT-- THAT TAKES MONTHS. [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,393 Jimmy: THAT WAS COMMITMENT. YOU'RE LIKE - [ STRAINING 272 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,861 Jimmy: YEAH, AND IF THE WIND BLOWS, IT JUST KINDA BLOWS IN THE WIND 273 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,697 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A VERY WISPY FREE MUSTACHE 274 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:49,202 I WANTED TO-- I JUST GREW THIS OVER NIGHT Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A 275 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,970 A FANTASTIC ONE. THAT IS A SOLID-- I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS, 276 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,772 'CAUSE THE INTERNET IS ALL ABUZZ. YOU JUST WRAPPED "STAR WARS: 277 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:58,244 SKELETON CREW. YES Jimmy: AND THERE'S A LOT OF 278 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,647 BUZZ GOING AROUND IT AND NOT A LOT-- TON OF INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT IT'S 279 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,882 ABOUT. AND THIS IS ALL I KNOW SO FAR-- 280 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:09,889 "JUDE LAW IS IN 'STAR WARS: SKELETON CREW. AN UNNAMED JEDI ASSISTING FOUR 281 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:14,928 CHILDREN ON AN ADVENTURE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S VAGUE 282 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:20,734 THAT'S-- THAT'S ONE PERSPECTIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,635 Jimmy: WOW. IT'S-- Jimmy: KEEP-- I'M 284 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:27,407 INTRIGUED. IT-- THAT SOUNDS GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,376 Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT REALLY ALLOWED TO TALK MUCH NOT MUCH. 286 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,044 THERE ARE WONDERFUL, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, TWISTS AND TURNS AND REVEALS AND-- 287 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,313 Jimmy: ARE THERE FOUR CHILDREN THERE ARE FOUR CHILDREN 288 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,715 Jimmy: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 289 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,417 10 AND 12. THEY GET LOST. THEY COME FROM A KIND OF 290 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:42,956 MYSTERIOUS PLANET. THEY GET BLASTED OFF AND LOST IN THE WORLD OF "STAR WARS." 291 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,591 AND JON WATTS, THE BRILLIANT DIRECTOR OF THE LAST "SPIDER-MAN" TRILOGY, HE HEADED 292 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:51,164 UP THE DIRECTORS AND HE-- YEAH, IT-- IT'S GOT A LITTLE MORE-- 293 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,566 WHAT THEY DESCRIBED IT AS IS A A LITTLE MORE AMBLING. MEANING, YOU KNOW, IT'S AN 294 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:59,472 ADVENTURE OF KIDS, BUT IT'S NOT IN THE KIDS WORLD. THE-- THE JEOPARDY IS REAL. 295 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,342 Jimmy: YEAH UM, AND IT WAS A BLAST. Jimmy: THOSE-- WHAT IT'S 296 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,178 LIKE BEING ON THOSE GIANT-- THOSE SETS, THOSE "STAR WARS" SETS 297 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:09,015 THE THING I UNDERESTIMATED WAS THE EXPERIENCE OF-- OF ACTING OPPOSITE DROIDS AND 298 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:13,386 CREATURES, WHICH OF COURSE ARE ALL THERE. AND SO, YOU GET TO WORK WITH 299 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:21,294 'TIMES, YOU KNOW, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN PUPPETEERS AND THESE PEOPLE ARE MASTERS 300 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,029 SO, YOU-- YOU KNOW, YOUR CONVERSATIONS ARE LIKE "OH, WHO DOES THE LEFT ARM? 301 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,098 OKAY, YOU DO LEFT ARM. SO, DO YOU WANT TO PUT THE LEFT ARM LIKE HERE, OR WHEN YOU LOOK 302 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:30,370 AT ME-- " AND IT'S A REALLY WEIRD, DIFFERENT TYPE OF ACTING, BUT 303 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,672 IT'S FUN Jimmy: IT'S FASCINATING AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU 304 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,841 GOTTA PINCH YOURSELF 'CAUSE YOU'RE SAT THERE SURROUNDED BY THIS WEIRD CREATURE, AND THIS 305 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,577 OTHER CREATURE Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "AM I--" 306 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,679 AND THIS ROBOT AND YOU'RE DOING A REALLY SERIOUS SCENE, LIKE - 307 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,048 AND OF COURSE, THE - Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST LIKE FANTASY CAMP 308 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,718 TOTALLY Jimmy: RIGHT? YOU'RE LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I 309 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:48,054 GET TO DO THIS." I GOT - I'VE BEEN VERY LUCKY 310 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,490 Jimmy: YEAH I'VE WORKED WITH SOME-- SOME PARTICULARLY RESPECTABLE 311 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:56,096 ACTORS BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN STARSTRUCK LIKE I WAS WHEN I MET A JAWA 312 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,264 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT JOKING. 313 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,134 Jimmy: YES. I SAW A JAWA WALKING BY - Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE-- 314 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,636 [ BABBLING ] "AH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." Jimmy: "OH, MY GOSH!" 315 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,606 "IT'S A REAL JAWA!" Jimmy: "IT'S A REAL JAWA! OH, MY GOSH. 316 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,908 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: IS JON FAVREAU INVOLVED WITH THIS ONE 317 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,543 YES Jimmy: OH, HE IS. HE'S BACK, YEAH 318 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,846 Jimmy: HE'S FANTASTIC, MAN. HE IS Jimmy: I LIKE THAT GUY. 319 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,681 HE PUTS HIS ALL-- AND HE'S GOT A WONDERFUL FAMILY FEEL IN MANHATTAN BEACH 320 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:19,185 WHERE WE SHOT IT THERE WERE A COUPLE OF OTHER PROJECTS GOING ON. 321 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:24,491 YEAH, IT WAS-- IT WAS A REALLY WONDERFUL, UH, EXPERIENCE. I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME 322 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,760 EXPERIENCE WATCHING IT Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,728 WE'RE EXCITED. IT'LL BE GOOD. THANK YOU 324 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,798 Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "PETER PAN & WENDY." YEAH. 325 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:35,502 Jimmy: YOU WERE ALMOST UNRECOGNIZABLE AS CAPTAIN HOOK MM. 326 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,672 Jimmy: THERE YOU ARE THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DASTARDLY 327 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,541 Jimmy: YEAH DASTARDLY Jimmy: DASTARDLY IS RIGHT, 328 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,610 YEAH THAT'S A FUN CALL TO GET THROUGH, HUH 329 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,213 AGAIN, SPEAKING OF KIND OF, LIKE, KIND OF DREAMS - I MEAN, "STAR WARS," OBVIOUSLY 330 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,182 BUT ALSO, "PETER PAN" AND DISNEY YEAH. 331 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,352 Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S - IT WAS A LITTLE DAUNTING. FILLING SOME BIG BOOTS 332 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:57,190 Jimmy: YEAH, SOME GREAT ACTORS HAVE PLAYED - REALLY GREAT ACTORS 333 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,192 BUT THIS-- THERE WAS A GREAT TAKE IN THIS SCRIPT WHERE YOU UNDERSTAND A LITTLE MORE ABOUT 334 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:04,631 WHY HOOK IS THE WAY HE IS. HOW HE CAME TO NEVERLAND THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIM 335 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:08,068 AND PETER AND HOW IT REALLY STARTED. AND SO, YOU REALLY GET INTO-- 336 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,803 I SUPPOSE, UNDERSTANDING A A LITTLE BIT OF THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO HIM, AND WHY HE'S 337 00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:20,380 QUITE AS AWFUL AS HE IS. Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE-- LIKE, IT MUST BE, LIKE, SO MUCH FUN 338 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,817 TO WALK ON A GIANT PIRATE SHIP AS CAPTAIN HOOK. YOU'D BE LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT." 339 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:26,553 I MEAN IT'S - Jimmy: "YEAH. RESPECT! 340 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,855 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S UP THERE Jimmy: "RESPECT!" 341 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,424 IT'S UP THERE WITH-- YEAH-- AS FAR - YOU-- YOU REALIZE, I SUPPOSE, 342 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,093 SUDDENLY HOW EASY IT IS FOR A GROUP OF MEN DRESSED AS PIRATES TO FALL INTO THE 343 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:39,466 OPPORTUNITY-- [ LAUGHTER ] - - OF LIVING THAT FOR REAL 344 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,869 Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, YOU JUMP RIGHT IN. THEY ALL FELL INTO CALLING 345 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,705 ME CAPTAIN, WHICH I DIDN'T MIND, OF COURSE. Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE-- 346 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,542 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU SALUTE ME ALL DAY LONG 347 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,177 Jimmy: WERE THE KIDS-- WERE THE KIDS SCARED? WERE THEY INTIMIDATED? 348 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,712 SO, WE TRIED-- DAVID LOWERY, OUR WONDERFUL DIRECTOR, HAD THE IDEA OF 349 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,316 REALLY TRYING TO ENCOURAGE THEM NOT TO SEE ME WHEN I WASN'T HOOK 350 00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:03,590 SO, I JUST STAYED AS HOOK THE WHOLE TIME WHICH WAS AN OPPORTUNITY JUST 351 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,393 TO BE REALLY SCARY AND MEAN. [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS KIND OF AWFUL 352 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,461 BUT IT-- YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T WANT-- I DIDN'T WANT SUDDENLY TO BE TALKING TO A LITTLE 353 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,764 6-YEAR-OLD AS JUDE, AND THEN, SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE, "RIGHT YOU HATE ME. 354 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,601 I'M HOOK, I'M HOOK." Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH IT'S CONFUSING 355 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:18,638 SO, INSTEAD, I JUST STUCK AS HOOK Jimmy: YEAH 356 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,573 AND YEAH, A LOT OF THE REACTIONS YOU SEE IN THE FILM ARE THEIR REACTIONS TO ME FOR 357 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:24,344 THE FIRST TIME OR-- OR AS THE MAN HIMSELF, YEAH 358 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:29,282 Jimmy: DID THEY EVER GET TO MEET JUDE? THEY MET JUDE AT THE END. 359 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:32,252 AND I DID WHAT EVERY ADULT SHOULD DO TO BRIBE CHILDREN. I HIRED AN ICE CREAM VAN, AND 360 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:34,854 I-- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] I DROVE IT ON-SITE 361 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:39,259 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD MAN. GIVING OUT ICE CREAM. 362 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:41,561 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S A GOOD-- THAT'S A GOOD MAN. 363 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,597 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT NOTHING LIKE CHOCOLATE ICE 364 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,700 CREAM-- Jimmy: NO, NO-- TO PERSUADE A CHILD THAT 365 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,335 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT Jimmy: "I'M NOT THAT BAD, REALLY," YEAH. 366 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,970 "I WAS PLAYING A CHARACTER," YEAH AND THEN, THE HOOK IS THE-- IS 367 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,373 ON THE RIGHT HAND, RIGHT YEAH. I HAD TO LEARN TO FIGHT-- 368 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,542 SWORD FIGHT WITH MY LEFT HAND. Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S A COOL SKILL. 369 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,111 YEAH. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I HAD TO LEARN TO SWORD FIGHT 370 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,580 AND THEN IT WAS-- Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,349 AND NOW I HAVE TO LEARN TO SWORD FIGHT-- YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SURPRISING 372 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:08,688 WAS HOW-- WHAT'S THE WORD I MEAN, JUST HOW UNSKILLED THE LEFT HAND-- MY LEFT HAND WAS. 373 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,657 I HAD TO DEAL WITH THESE LITTLE ROUTINES EVERY DAY FOR AN HOUR BEFORE I WAS ALLOWED TO DO 374 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:12,425 ANYTHING WITH A WEIGHT, WHERE I HAD TO JUST SORT OF LEARN TO USE-- 375 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:16,363 I WAS LIKE - Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, DEAD 376 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:18,765 "I'M EXHAUSTED." I HAD THIS AWFUL LEFT HAND. Jimmy: "I'M EXHAUSTED," 377 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,500 YEAH YEAH. Jimmy: I HEARD THAT, LIKE, 378 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,369 IF YOU TRY-- IF YOU'RE RIGHT-HANDED, TRY BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR LEFT HAND. 379 00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:24,671 THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: AND IT'S LIKE, APPARENTLY MIND BLOWING. 380 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,740 ONCE I HAD THE HOOK ON, IT WAS HARD TO TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IT WAS UNDER ALL THESE LAYERS, 381 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:31,478 AND IT WAS STRAPPED ON, AND WHAT HAVE YOU. SO, I MILKED THAT ALL DAY LONG 382 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:36,316 BECAUSE-- EVEN-- I CAN FIGHT WITH MY LEFT HAND, BUT, "OHH, CAN YOU 383 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:39,386 PASS ME THE-- " [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SMART MAN! 384 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:42,989 "PASS ME THE CUP OF TEA." Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 385 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,824 HERE'S JUDE LAW IN "PETER PAN & WENDY. 386 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:52,832 ♪ [ FOOTSTEPS AND WOOD CREAKING SORRY, CAPTAIN. 387 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:58,872 MR. SMEE? ♪ SMEE, MAKE A NOTE MY CABIN 388 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:06,413 NEEDS A NEW DOOR A NEW DOOR, YES RIGHT. 389 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:10,350 MIGHT I SAY, CAPTAIN, THAT WILL BE YOUR THIRD DOOR THIS MONTH. AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST. 390 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:14,387 WHERE'S MY TELESCOPE ♪ TELESCOPE! 391 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:19,059 SMEE ♪ TELESCOPE AT HAND, CAPTAIN. 392 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:24,464 ♪ SPEAK NOT TO ME OF HANDS, SMEE 393 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:30,603 I SEE YOUR POINT. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, THERE 394 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,573 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUDE LAW, EVERYBODY! "PETER PAN & WENDY" IS 395 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:39,145 STREAMING EXCLUSIVELY ON DISNEY+ THIS FRIDAY. JOSHUA JACKSON JOINS US AFTER 396 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,081 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:24:41,081 --> 00:25:18,785 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS IN THE NEW SERIES 398 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:22,055 "FATAL ATTRACTION," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING SUNDAY ON 399 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,456 PARAMOUNT+ PLEASE WELCOME JOSHUA JACKSON! 400 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:38,271 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 402 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,240 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK THANK YOU, THANK YOU. GOOD TO BE BACK. 403 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,077 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE YOU WERE-- YOU WERE TRENDING 404 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:49,215 ON TWITTER RECENTLY. AND-- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 405 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,184 I DO, ONLY BECAUSE-- I MEAN IF-- WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO YOU-- I FEEL LIKE IT HAPPENS 406 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:52,652 TO YOU MORE THAN IT HAPPENS TO ME BUT WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME, I 407 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:56,322 FELT LIKE I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE Jimmy: YEAH 408 00:25:56,322 --> 00:26:00,493 [ LAUGHTER ] I IMMEDIATELY REVERTED TO A A FIVE YEAR OLD. 409 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:02,762 LIKE "WHAT DID I DO? Jimmy: "WHAT'D I DO?" "WHAT DID I DO? 410 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,631 WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT?" Jimmy: "I DID SOMETHING WRONG," YEAH 411 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,833 "I KNOW I DIDN'T DIE." YEAH, EXACTLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 412 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,802 I'M STILL HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD Jimmy: "I'M STILL HERE, OKAY, YEAH." 413 00:26:08,802 --> 00:26:10,870 THAT'S GOOD Jimmy: YEAH SO-- WHAT WAS YOUR TAKE ON 414 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:13,273 THIS WELL, MY TAKE WAS, TRY TO PUT ON THE COOL FACE 415 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:17,877 WENT, "OH, REALLY? THAT-- FOR-- FOR-- WHY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 416 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,312 Jimmy: WHO LET YOU KNOW-- WHO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TRENDING 417 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,047 IT WAS ONE OF THE GRIPS ON SET. HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MAN, YOU'RE 418 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,283 TRENDING ON TWITTER. AND THEN HE WENT OFF TO DO HIS THING. 419 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:26,453 AND I WAS LIKE - Jimmy: "MY CAREER'S OVER. "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" 420 00:26:26,453 --> 00:26:29,089 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH YOU WERE TRENDING BECAUSE OF A 421 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,523 A VERY SPECIFIC SCENE THAT YOU SHOT ON "DAWSON'S CREEK" - YEAH. 422 00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:37,630 Jimmy:-- MANY YEARS AGO. YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:40,667 ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: SOMEONE TWEETED ABOUT IT AND WAS VERY CONFUSED 424 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,635 WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE CLIP. LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 425 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:49,342 OOMPA-LOOMPA HEY, LADIES, I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT LAST CHEER 426 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,411 AH OHH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 427 00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:58,952 OHH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SO - 428 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,620 DAMN. Jimmy: SO DID THE BALL HIT THE CAMERA AFTER IT HIT YOUR 429 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,790 FACE THE BALL HIT THE CAMERA AFTER IT HIT MY FACE 430 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,525 AND THEY LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT THEY-- I THINK WE DID TWO OR THREE MORE TAKES IS MY 431 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:08,928 RECOLLECTION [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEBODY HAD SOME ISSUES THEY 432 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,664 WERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WITH ME Jimmy: NOW WAS IT SUPPOSED 433 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:15,835 TO DO THAT NEVER SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AND THEN HERE'S-- SO-- 434 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,671 YOU KNOW TWITTER HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS, BUT ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT TWITTER IS, 435 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:20,407 MAN, PEOPLE GET INTO IT. SO WHEN I DID FINALLY GET BACK TO MY TRAILER, I REALIZED I 436 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:23,143 HADN'T SCREWED UP AND I WASN'T DEAD Jimmy: YEAH 437 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:26,112 [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY CAREER WASN'T OVER Jimmy: YEAH 438 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:29,315 ALL GOOD THINGS Jimmy: YES. THERE'S LIKE A FORENSIC 439 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,284 ANALYSIS OF THIS 25-YEAR-OLD TV SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,153 IT WAS CG, SOMEONE'S GOING FRAME-BY-FRAME - "WELL, YOU CAN SEE HE DODGED 441 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:37,857 THE BALL AT THE WRONG TIME, SO THE BALL'S NOT--" [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,492 THIS WAS JUST A BEACHBALL PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A A BASKETBALL THAT GOT BOUNCED 443 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:42,696 OFF MY FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S-- THERE YOU 444 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:44,097 GO HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, TWITTER. 445 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:47,600 Jimmy: THAT'S THE TRICK [ APPLAUSE ] SO IT DIDN'T HURT? 446 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,369 I MEAN, IT DIDN'T FEEL GREAT. Jimmy: IT DIDN'T FEEL GREAT, 447 00:27:49,369 --> 00:27:51,538 YEAH THIS IS NOT AMAZING Jimmy: AFTER THREE TAKES-- 448 00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,306 YEAH. Jimmy:-- YOU'RE LIKE, "I THINK WE GOT IT. 449 00:27:53,306 --> 00:27:55,141 RIGHT, EVERYONE? AND ALSO I'M LIKE 19, SO, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE-- 450 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,577 [ VOICE CRACKING ] "I'M FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:27:57,577 --> 00:27:59,746 Jimmy: "LET'S DO IT AGAIN, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. "EVERYTHING'S COOL. 452 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,048 THROW IT HARDER, MAN!" Jimmy: "THROW IT HARDER USE A REAL BASKETBALL THIS 453 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,017 TIME, MAN. YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 454 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,453 YOU ALSO BROKE THE INTERNET AGAIN DURING THIS PAST HALLOWEEN. 455 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,054 YOU WERE PHOTOGRAPHED GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY DRESSED AS CHARLIE CONWAY FROM 456 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:14,094 "MIGHTY DUCKS. THIS IS YOUR CHARACTER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 457 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:19,899 YOUR CHARACTER DO YOU KEEP A CHARLIE CONWAY JERSEY IN YOUR - 458 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:23,636 ACTUALLY, THIS IS MY LOVELY WIFE'S CHARLIE CONWAY JERSEY THAT SHE KEEPS IN HER CLOSET 459 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:28,441 FOR OCCASIONS SUCH AS THIS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] Jimmy: BUT I LOVE THAT 460 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,310 SHE-- 'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS-- SHE KIND OF DOES THIS ON PURPOSE, SHE WEARS PACEY T-SHIRTS AND 461 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:36,049 STUFF? YEAH, WELL-- THERE'S A A NOTORIOUS PACEY T-SHIRT AS 462 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:38,752 WELL THAT SHE HAS, THAT IS MY FACE IN RAY-BANS - Jimmy: YEAH 463 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:40,820 - THAT SHE CUT INTO A CROP TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:45,291 AND I'M SHOOTING IN WILMINGTON RIGHT NOW. AND THE FIRST DAY I WAS WORKING 465 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,926 WHEN SHE GOT IN, AND I COME BACK HOME, AND SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T WORRY, I'M JUST AT 466 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:51,564 TARGET GRABBING SOME STUFF." AND I COME HOME AND SHE'S HER, IN THE CROP TOP PACEY SHIRT. 467 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,601 AND I'M LIKE, "BABE, YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:57,137 LIKE, "NOT HERE. Jimmy: YEAH, THERE-- SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, 469 00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:02,008 YEAH DID PEOPLE FREAK WHEN THEY SAW THE COSTUME? 470 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,477 YEAH, THE-- WELL, THIS IS SUPER NAME-DROP-Y, BUT I FOUND OUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT 471 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,013 MARGOT ROBBIE, BIG "MIGHTY DUCKS" FAN Jimmy: WOW! 472 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:10,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WAS AT THAT PARTY AND SHE WAS LIKE - 473 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,786 SHE TURNED AROUND AND FOR THE-- THE FIRST THING SHE SAW WAS THE JERSEY 474 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:16,056 SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT MOVIE." AND THEN SHE LOOKED UP AND WAS 475 00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:18,925 LIKE, "OH, I GET IT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "AH, REALLY GOOD 476 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,493 COSTUME, REALLY GOOD." THAT'S VERY COOL I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 477 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,029 "FATAL ATTRACTION. YES, PLEASE Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL, 478 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:27,667 BUDDY. THIS IS THE TV ADAPTATION OF THE HIT MOVIE, BUT THIS IS TOLD 479 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,036 IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN THE MOVIE. A DIFFERENT WAY AND A 480 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:38,078 A DIFFERENT TIME SO THE MOVIE IS MADE AND SET IN 1987. 481 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:39,579 OUR TV SHOW IS MADE IN 2 2023 AND SET IN 20 2008 AND 2023, WHICH MOSTLY 482 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:43,383 GIVES US THE OPPORTUNITY - WELL, ONE, IT'S TV, RIGHT? SO WE HAVE MORE TIME 483 00:29:43,383 --> 00:29:48,221 Jimmy: OH, YEAH AND IF YOU WATCH THE ORIGINAL MOVIE, IT'S AN AMAZING 484 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,689 FILM, BUT THE CULTURE HAS MOVED, RIGHT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS THAT 485 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:54,894 YOU COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH NOW, EVEN IF YOU TRIED. SO WE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO 486 00:29:54,894 --> 00:30:00,734 REALLY DELVE INTO THIS ICONIC CHARACTER OF ALEX FORREST, AND EXPLAIN A LITTLE BIT OF LIKE, 487 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:04,204 WHY SHE IS, AND WHAT MADE HER INTO THE WOMAN THAT SHE IS AND THEN ON THE DAN SIDE, MY 488 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:06,139 CHARACTER'S SIDE, WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW LIKE, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO 489 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:10,110 YOUR ACTIONS Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 490 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,612 YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE THAT YOU RAN INTO SOMEONE RECENTLY WHO'S A BIG FAN OF 491 00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:14,047 HOW-- YES Jimmy:-- THE 492 00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:16,116 "FATAL ATTRACTION" SERIES TURNED OUT I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO 493 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,651 NAME-DROP. NO, NO, I TOTALLY WANT TO NAME-DROP. 494 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:22,255 Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] I TOTALLY-- I'M SO HAPPY 495 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,324 YOU BROUGHT THIS UP, 'CAUSE I WANT EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET TO KNOW THIS STORY. 496 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:29,262 Jimmy: GOOD SO-- [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:33,299 AND IT STARTS NAME-DROP-Y AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE SO, I WAS AT THE "VANITY FAIR" 498 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:36,603 OSCAR AFTER-PARTY. Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS 499 00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:41,408 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE, A LOT OF PEOPLE GO TO THAT I WAS HAVING A-- 500 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:45,111 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MULTI-OSCAR NOMINEE AND 501 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,214 WINNER, MICHELLE WILLIAMS, AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE [ CHEERS ] 502 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:51,851 Jimmy: NOW WE'RE GOING, NOW WE'RE TALKING. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF MY 503 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,720 CONVERSATION, A WOMAN WHO WORKS AT PARAMOUNT+ WHO IS PUTTING ON "FATAL ATTRACTION" CAME UP AND 504 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:58,825 SAID, "YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S GREAT, CONGRATULATIONS AND STEVEN--" 505 00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:01,294 Both: SPIELBERG - [ CHEERS ] "-- WHO IS THE PRODUCER OF 506 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,229 THE MOVIE, LOVES IT AND CONGRATULATIONS. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S 507 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:06,166 GREAT. OH, MY GOD, AMAZING, CAN'T WAIT." 508 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:09,569 AND THEN THAT CONVERSATION ENDS, AND STEVEN SPIELBERG WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM. 509 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:14,274 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS, "JOSHUA"-- KNOWS MY FIRST 510 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:17,110 NAME [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS "YOU ARE AMAZING IN THIS SHOW. 511 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:21,815 YOU'RE GREAT, I LOVED IT YOU AND LIZZY ARE FANTASTIC. YOUR CHEMISTRY IS INCREDIBLE." 512 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:23,717 AND HE GOES ON-- I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT WAS FOR, 'CAUSE I HAD AN OUT OF BODY 513 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,685 EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T REALLY HEAR MUCH OF 514 00:31:25,685 --> 00:31:32,225 WHAT HE SAID THEN HE FINISHES, HE WALKS AWAY, AND I HAD THIS TERRIBLE 515 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:34,194 MOMENT OF LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. I HOPE SOMEBODY THAT I KNOW WITNESSED THAT." 516 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:36,162 [ LAUGHTER ] "'CAUSE NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO BELIEVE THAT." 517 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,131 Jimmy: "EVER GOING TO BELIEVE-- NO, OF COURSE. 518 00:31:38,131 --> 00:31:40,867 AND IT TURNS OUT MY FRIEND DOUG WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. AND HE SAW MY FACE AND WENT, 519 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:44,604 "YEAH, YEAH, I SAW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S - 520 00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:47,540 AND NOW YOU ALL KNOW. Jimmy: AND NOW WE ALL KNOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,943 AND DOUG AND DOUG. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 522 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:52,479 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S STEVEN SPIELBERG'S FAVORITE PRODUCTION. 523 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,681 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JOSHUA JACKSON IN 524 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:56,516 "FATAL ATTRACTION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 525 00:31:57,484 --> 00:31:59,953 [ BACKGROUND MURMURING ] 526 00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:04,324 ♪ HI! HI. 527 00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:08,261 UM, THIS IS ALEX-- I FORGOT YOUR LAST NAME-- FORREST 528 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:12,766 ALEX FORREST, MY HUSBAND, DAN. DAN, ALEX FORREST. 529 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:17,237 NO, I KNOW HIM ALREADY. OH! FROM THE CRIMINAL COURTS. 530 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:21,741 I WORK IN VICTIM SERVICES. OH. THAT'S WITH CONCHITA, RIGHT 531 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:27,747 RIGHT WOW, ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU WERE RIGHT, BETH. 532 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:30,150 THIS PLACE, I MEAN, IT'S-- IT'S MAGICAL WELL, WE'VE BEEN VERY HAPPY 533 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:35,755 HERE ♪ YEAH, I CAN FEEL IT 534 00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:45,165 THE HAPPINESS. ♪ [ NOISE OF DISTRESS 535 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:47,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JOSHUA JACKSON, EVERYBODY! 536 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:50,103 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FATAL ATTRACTION" COMES TO PARAMOUNT+ ON SUNDAY 537 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:51,838 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND-UP FROM JACKIE FABULOUS. COME ON BACK 538 00:32:51,838 --> 00:33:14,561 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE 539 00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:21,468 SEEN AT THE HISTORIC EVERETT THEATRE IN EVERETT, WASHINGTON THIS 540 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:26,072 SATURDAY NIGHT PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, JACKIE FABULOUS! 541 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:26,072 PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, JACKIE FABULOUS! 542 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:31,878 ♪ HEY, GUYS 543 00:33:31,878 --> 00:33:35,882 WHAT'S UP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, I HAVE SO MANY MILESTONES 544 00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:44,090 TO SHARE I'M-- I'M ABOUT TO HAVE REALLY HIGH SELF-ESTEEM THIS SUMMER 545 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,326 [ CHEERS ] I'M GOING TO JAMAICA TO SEE MY RELATIVES, YEAH! 546 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:50,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. I TELL WOMEN, "IF YOU WANT TO 547 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:52,999 KNOW HOW GOOD YOU LOOK, HOW HOT YOU ARE? GO TO THE CARIBBEAN, ANY 548 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:57,604 ISLAND, YOU'LL KNOW HOW YOU LOOK, OKAY?" I'M VERY SELF-AWARE. 549 00:33:57,604 --> 00:33:59,906 I KNOW I'M LIKE A LIFE-SIZED CABBAGE PATCH DOLL I GET IT, RIGHT? 550 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:04,711 [ LAUGHTER ] I USED TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA ON THAT MAN SCALE, ONE TO TEN, 551 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,113 I KNOW I'M A SIX, I GET IT, RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 552 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:09,516 IN NEW YORK, I'M AN EIGHT, I CAN COOK YA'LL LIKE THAT, OKAY? 553 00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:16,089 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IN JAMAICA, I'M BEYONCE, OKAY 554 00:34:16,089 --> 00:34:22,362 I-- I AM A 49.6 IN JAMAICA, OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:29,602 I CAN'T WALK AROUND. AND IT'S NOT SAFE FOR ME TO WALK AROUND IN JAMAICA, OKAY 556 00:34:29,602 --> 00:34:32,205 AND HERE'S THE THING, I WAS WORKING ON A COMEDY CRUISE, AND, LIKE, WE HAD A PORT STOP 557 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:35,408 IN JAMAICA I WENT FOR A WALK, RIGHT SHOULDN'T DO THAT BY YOURSELF. 558 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:37,677 AND THIS MAN, MY AGE, CHASING ME ON A BIKE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 559 00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:40,213 A BIKE [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S LIKE, "BABY GIRL, 560 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:44,484 WHERE YOU GOING? LET ME SHOW YOU THE ISLAND." [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:48,822 I WAS LIKE, "HOW, ON YOUR HANDLEBARS, SIR? HOW YOU GOING TO SHOW ME 562 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:52,692 ANYTHING?" AND ANOTHER MAN RUNNING AFTER ME, HE'S LIKE, "SO WHERE YOU 563 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:56,396 WORK?" I SAID, "I WORK ON THE BOAT THERE, PART-TIME." 564 00:34:56,396 --> 00:35:01,334 HE'S LIKE, "PART-TIME? YOU GIVE ME YOUR BODY, I'LL WORK ON IT FULL-TIME." 565 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:04,504 [ CHEERS ] I'M LIKE, "OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 566 00:35:04,504 --> 00:35:08,875 I LIKE IT HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF CONFIDENCE, I 567 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,411 OFFICIALLY, PERMANENTLY, MOVED OUT OF MY MOTHER'S HOUSE GIVE IT UP FOR ME, YES 568 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:14,347 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T CLAP 569 00:35:14,347 --> 00:35:15,782 I'M 51 THAT'S SAD [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,584 I SHOULDN'T-- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M GOING TO MISS MY 571 00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:22,889 MOTHER'S SWEET, SWEET JUDGMENT I'M GOING TO MISS HER JUDGMENT SHE HATES THIS JOB 572 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:29,129 HER EXACT WORDS WERE, "JACKIE, YOU KNOW I HATE COMEDY." I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S LIKE 573 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:31,464 SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE JOY. I DON'T GET IT BUT SHE LOVED DISCUSSING WHAT I 574 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,867 DO WITH MY NEIGHBORS WHEN I MOVED BACK HOME, NEIGHBORS ARE NOSY, THEY'RE 575 00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:35,568 LIKE, "SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A A LIVING NOW?" MY MOM JUMPED IN, "JACKIE IS A 576 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:46,146 A JOKE!" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW THE CAR? 577 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:48,782 THE FUNNY MAN ON THE CAR THE JOKER? THAT'S JACKIE. 578 00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:52,085 I SAID, "MOMMY, THAT'S CORRECT, BUT WHAT I DO-- I'M CALLED A COMEDIAN." 579 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:54,087 SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU TELL JOKES FOR MONEY? "WELL, YES." 580 00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:59,592 "DO YOU HAVE A LAW DEGREE? "YES, MA'AM. "THEN YOU'RE A FREAKING JOKE." 581 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:05,065 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I'M GOING TO MISS THAT I'M GOING TO MISS HER WEATHER 582 00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:10,603 REPORTS EVERY DAY, RIGHT BECAUSE I USED TO LIVE IN CALI-- I DON'T MISS INCLEMENT 583 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:13,073 WEATHER. SHE'S LIKE, "JACKIE, YOU KNOW IT RAINED ON MONDAY. 584 00:36:13,073 --> 00:36:19,079 JACQUELINE, YOU KNOW IT RAINED ON TUESDAY [ LAUGHTER ] 585 00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:20,947 JACKIE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, IT RAINED ON WEDNESDAY. 586 00:36:20,947 --> 00:36:24,451 "I GET IT, MOMMA WE SHARE THE SAME TV, I GET IT I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE." 587 00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:30,156 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO MISS HER VERY HEAVY JAMAICAN ACCENT, RIGHT 588 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:33,193 SHE LOVES REALITY TV SHE'LL CALL ME TO DISCUSS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOW SHE'S 589 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:38,064 TALKING ABOUT. SHE'S LIKE, "JACKIE, I LOVE THAT SHOW ORIDAS 590 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:41,067 THE SHOW ON TV AND THE SHOW IS CALLED ORIDAS. AND THE LADY ON THE SHOW HAS 591 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:48,875 85 PUSSIES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WAS LIKE, "WHAT SHOW ARE YOU 592 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:53,813 WATCHING, MOMMY? [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, 593 00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:58,184 YOU MEAN 'HOARDERS'? [ LAUGHTER ] THE LADY WITH 85 CATS. 594 00:36:58,184 --> 00:37:01,821 YOUR ACCENT IS JACKED UP, I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 595 00:37:01,821 --> 00:37:03,890 AND FYI, THEY DON'T CALL THEM THAT WORD ANYWHERE THEY'RE CALLED CATS IN EVERY 596 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:11,431 COUNTRY, I'VE CHECKED. [ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER BIG MILESTONE SINCE I 597 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:13,299 WAS HERE LAST. I GOT MARRIED! YEAH 598 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:20,206 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! AND I'M OBNOXIOUS, YOU KNOW, 599 00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:26,112 SIX MONTHS MARRIED, I'M AN EXPERT, RIGHT? SO, ON INSTAGRAM, PICTURES OF 600 00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:29,516 HE AND I, AND I'M GETTING DM'ED FROM WOMEN, NOW, WHO WANT ADVICE 601 00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:31,484 THEY'RE LIKE, "JACK, I COULD'VE MARRIED AN EX-ATHLETE, EX-JOCK YOU KNOW, A HOT GUY WITH 602 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:33,453 MUSCLES. HOW'D YOU FIND LOVE AT YOUR AGE? 603 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:37,824 JUST HOW'D YOU FIND HIM? "I'M REAL. YOU'VE GOT TO FIND MEN WHEN 604 00:37:37,824 --> 00:37:44,064 THEY'RE AT THE END, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THE MORE THESE GUY'S BODIES 605 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:48,134 FALL APART, THE MORE THEY WANT TO COMMIT TO YOU, ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:50,103 WHEN MY HUSBAND'S LEFT KNEE BLEW OUT, HE WAS LIKE, "JACKIE, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 607 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:56,343 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE RIGHT KNEE DIED, "WE SHOULD GET MARRIED." 608 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:59,412 I'M NOT A FOOL MEN GET LONELY TOO YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE, I 609 00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:03,650 GET IT, YOU KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THE ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE 610 00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:07,187 IN COMMON IS THAT, YOU KNOW, THE ATHLETE WHO CAN COOK, WE STARTED DATING AND IN THE 611 00:38:07,187 --> 00:38:08,822 BEGINNING OF IT, AT 12:30 MIDNIGHT, HE WAS LIKE, "SO DO YOU WANT A MEATBALL 612 00:38:08,822 --> 00:38:15,495 SANDWICH." I'M LIKE, "IT IS 12:00 AT NIGHT. 613 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:18,898 AND HE'S LIKE-- AND I'M LIKE-- "OF COURSE I DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 614 00:38:18,898 --> 00:38:24,137 THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM." BUT I'M FEELING GUILTY WHEN YOU HAVE A HOT GUY, LIVES 615 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:27,040 IN THE GYM, GOOD SHAPE, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, ALL THIS NEWLYWED NEW STUFF, YOU 616 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,742 KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? I FEEL LIKE-- I FEEL LIKE IT'S 617 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:32,379 KILLING ME I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING, LIKE I HAVE A HERNIA OR A SLIPPED 618 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:36,182 DISC [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW, WHEN YOU GO FROM 619 00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:41,554 NOTHING TO ALL OF THIS, IT'S A A LOT, RIGHT AND I'M WORRIED, I DON'T WANT 620 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:43,456 HIM TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK YOU CAN'T HAVE THE PERSON IN GOOD SHAPE DOING ALL THE WORK, 621 00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:44,657 ALL THE TIME HE'S ALWAYS TAKING THE LEAD IN THE BEDROOM. 622 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:49,896 I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTTA TAKE THE LEAD AND GIVE TO HIM WHAT HE GIVES ME. 623 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:52,632 SO, I DECIDED TO SHOW HIM THAT I CAN LOVE HIM THE WAY HE LOVES ME 624 00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:55,368 SO, I DID. TWO WEEKS AGO, I GAVE HIM A GREAT TIME 625 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:57,570 I HAVE BEEN IN PAIN FOR TWO WEEKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 626 00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:59,839 I HAVE BEEN TALKING AND MAKING JOKES ABOUT MEN'S STAMINA FOR YEARS. 627 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:05,011 I APOLOGIZE, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] I TRIED TO DO WHAT YOU GUYS 628 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:11,251 DID, I COULDN'T GET THROUGH. I NEEDED A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK, A GRANOLA BAR, A RED BULL. 629 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:14,087 IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, I'M LOOKING FOR EXCUSES TO GET A A BREAK. 630 00:39:14,087 --> 00:39:17,691 I'M LIKE, "YOU DON'T HEAR THAT NOISE DOWNSTAIRS YOU DON'T WANT TO GO CHECK?" 631 00:39:17,691 --> 00:39:32,806 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT HOT? YOU DON'T FEEL WARM? 632 00:39:32,806 --> 00:39:35,608 IT'S STUFFY IN HERE. I SMELL SMOKE. I DON'T FEEL SAFE. 633 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:39,713 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A FIRE SOMEWHERE." I'M JACKIE FABULOUS. 634 00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:41,881 THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 635 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:43,650 Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NOW? ARE YOU KIDDING ME 636 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:46,920 JACKIE FABULOUS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WERE AWESOME 637 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,159 SEE JACKIE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE HISTORIC EVERETT THEATRE IN EVERETT, WASHINGTON 638 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:58,064 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK YOU CRUSHED IT 639 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:15,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 640 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:20,520 JUDE LAW, JOSHUA JACKSON, JACKIE FABULOUS, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 641 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,056 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 642 00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:25,225 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 643 00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:27,761 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE