1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:18,818 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,253 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:24,257 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DREW BARRYMORE 4 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:29,929 LIZZY CAPLAN YOUNG MAZINO MUSICAL GUEST, THE NATIONAL, 5 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:35,835 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1841 6 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:42,909 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:59,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:06,399 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:11,538 OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO AND WELCOME, WELCOME, 10 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,374 WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:17,977 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME. 12 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:21,081 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED THE 13 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,118 PRESIDENT OF SOUTH KOREA FOR A A WHITE HOUSE STATE DINNER, AND THE SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT 14 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:30,423 ACTUALLY SANG A RENDITION OF HIS FAVORITE SONG. WATCH THIS 15 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:30,457 HIS FAVORITE SONG. WATCH THIS 16 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,961 ♪ A LONG LONG TIME AG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:41,301 I CAN STILL REMEMBER HOW THE MUSIC USED TO MAKE ME SMILE ♪ 18 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:46,906 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ SOMETHING TOUCHED M DEEP INSID 19 00:01:46,906 --> 00:02:01,354 THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW. 20 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:05,058 THAT'S ACTUALLY-- THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE FRIEND AT KARAOKE WHO KNOWS THEY'RE GOOD 21 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:09,763 "YEAH, I DON'T NEED THE LYRICS I DON'T NEED THE"-- ♪ DON'T STOP BELIEVING ♪ 22 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,631 MEANWHILE, THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH KOREA WOKE UP LIKE, "I DID WHAT LAST 23 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:16,069 NIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT 24 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,405 OF THERE WHEN I GET LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW THIS ACTUALLY REMINDS 25 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,807 ME OF THE TIME ANOTHER WORLD LEADER DID SOMETHING SIMILAR 26 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,476 ♪ MOMMY DON'T KNOW DADDY' 27 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:34,421 GETTING HOT AT THE BODY SHOP DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,723 Jimmy: REMEMBER THAT? Steve: IKE? Jimmy: MEANWHILE, YESTERDAY, 29 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,159 BIDEN TOLD REPORTERS THAT BEFORE HE DECIDED TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION, HE TOOK A HARD 30 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,897 LOOK AT HIS AGE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS IT ME OR DOES BIDEN ALWAYS 31 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:55,442 LOOK LIKE HE'S TAKING A HARD LOOK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,143 THEN BIDEN REMINDED EVERYONE THAT HE'S THE SAME AGE AS LINCOLN IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE 33 00:02:57,143 --> 00:03:04,050 TODAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME MORE NEWS FROM THE 34 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:07,153 WHITE HOUSE, TODAY FOR "TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY" BIDEN HELD AN EVENT WITH HIS 35 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:12,192 STAFFERS' KIDS YEP, BIDEN SPENT TIME WITH WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS' KIDS 36 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,961 HE EVEN TOOK SOME QUESTIONS FROM THEM. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 37 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:15,061 FROM THEM. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 38 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:21,067 ARE YOUR GRANDSONS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS 39 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:28,074 ONE GRANDDAUGHTER LIVES IN PENNSYLVANIA, IN PHILADELPHIA. ONE GRANDDAUGHTER LIVES IN 40 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:33,780 NEW YORK ONE GRANDDAUGHTER LIVES IN WASHINGTON 41 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,282 ONE GRANDDAUGHTER LIVES IN WILMINGTON MY GRANDSON LIVES IN 42 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:41,755 CALIFORNIA I LEFT SOMEBODY OUT, DIDN'T I? ANYWAY-- I DID SAY FIVE, 43 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:48,561 YOU'RE RIGHT SO, LET ME SEE, I GOT TWO IN PHILADELPHIA - 44 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:57,103 YOU'RE CONFUSING ME, BUT THEY'RE ALL AROUND [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,005 Jimmy: KID WAS LIKE, "YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A HARDER LOOK AT THAT AGE THING," YOU 46 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:03,677 KNOW BIDEN LOOKED AT THE KID LIKE, "HEY, WHAT IS THIS, 'MEET THE 47 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:07,180 PRESS?' CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE, YOU ONLY SAID FIVE." [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:13,086 ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, THAT KID'S PARENT WAS FIRED [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:19,359 YEAH, GOOD ONE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I GOT ONE GRANDKID IN 50 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:25,899 PENNSYLVANIA." MY GOODNESS. OTHER KIDS ARE LIKE, "HEY, COME 51 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,702 ON, WE'VE GOT QUESTIONS TOO, MAN. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE 52 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,072 CREAM? COME ON. YOU GUYS SEE THIS, LAST NIGHT 53 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,774 TUCKER CARLSON POSTED A VIDEO ON TWITTER WHERE HE SPOKE OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HIS 54 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,677 EXIT FROM FOX NEWS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 55 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,480 ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU REALIZE WHEN YOU STEP OUTSIDE THE NOISE FOR A FEW DAYS, IS 56 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:45,819 HOW MANY GENUINELY NICE PEOPLE THERE ARE. THE OTHER THING YOU NOTICE WHEN 57 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:49,222 YOU TAKE A LITTLE TIME OFF, IS HOW UNBELIEVABLY STUPID MOST OF THE DEBATES YOU SEE ON 58 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:55,095 TELEVISION ARE Jimmy: NOTHING SAYS, "I LANDED ON MY FEET" LIKE RANTING 59 00:04:55,095 --> 00:05:02,936 IN A DE- COMMISSIONED SAUNA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SIT UP AND HE'S WEARING 60 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,672 A TOWEL. HE'S LIKE-- YEP, TUCKER CRITICIZED THE 61 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,273 CURRENT STATE OF DEBATE ON TELEVISION, THEN SAID, "AND THAT'S WHY I CHOSE TO BE 62 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:12,812 FIRED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HEARD THAT NEXT MONTH FLORIDA 63 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,216 GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS PLANS TO LAUNCH HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, WHICH MAKES SENSE, 64 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:24,624 BECAUSE ALREADY HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN IS, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY." [ AUDIENCE OOHS 65 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,927 YEP, DeSANTIS IS HAVING A TOUGH TIME IT'S HARD TO SAY YOU'D WORK 66 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:31,831 WELL WITH OTHER COUNTRIES WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ALONG WITH EPCOT. 67 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:35,135 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF DISNEY-- SPEAKING 68 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,738 OF DISNEY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL DISNEY RELEASED POSTERS FOR EACH CHARACTER IN THEIR NEW 69 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,407 LIVE ACTION "LITTLE MERMAID" MOVIE, AND PEOPLE THINK FLOUNDER LOOKS A LITTLE TOO 70 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:45,979 REALISTIC. CHECK IT OUT, HERE'S THE ORIGINAL FLOUNDER. 71 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:50,550 NOW HERE'S THE NEW ONE YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,620 WELL, I GUESS DISNEY WANTS ALL THE OCEAN CHARACTERS TO BE SUPER ACCURATE 73 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,889 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS TEASER I SAW. 74 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:59,159 THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY INVITES YOU UNDER THE SEA, WHERE YOU'LL MEET SEBASTIAN, 75 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:08,201 SCUTTLE, FLOUNDER AND AN ALL NEW OCEAN CHARACTER, DIRK. WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] YOU 76 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,937 LOOKING AT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THE LITTLE MERMAID." 77 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:16,409 YOU WANT REAL? OH, WE'RE REAL Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS REAL. 78 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:19,679 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: HEY, I READ THAT ACCORDING TO A SLEEP EXPERT, IF 79 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:25,618 YOU WANT A GOOD NIGHT'S REST, YOUR BEDROOM SHOULD BE STARK AND BARE 80 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:29,889 SO APPARENTLY THE BEST PLACE TO SLEEP IS BED, BATH & BEYOND. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 81 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:34,060 Steve: OH, HEY, OH, HEY, HEY-- Jimmy: WOW. 82 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,063 Steve: HEY, OH, HEY - Jimmy: WOW. FINALLY, GUYS, I WAS WATCHING 83 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,765 TV THE OTHER DAY, JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS, AND I CAME ACROSS THIS SHOW ON 84 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:44,771 TEENNICK IT'S CALLED "EW! AND IT'S A PRETTY GOOD SHOW. 85 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,973 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT I LOOK LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER, AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE IT 86 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:51,578 THOUGH BUT ANYWAYS, HERE, LOOK FOR 87 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,079 YOURSELVES, HERE'S THE LATEST EPISODE OF "EW!" 88 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:59,652 ♪ 89 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:05,291 Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE WELCOME TO "EW!" MY NAME IS SARA. 90 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:09,329 AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING THAT'S S-A-R-A WITH NO H BECAUSE H'S ARE EW 91 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:14,367 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOINING ME TODAY IS THE NEW FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT WHO 92 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:21,041 JUST MOVED IN ACROSS THE STREET, BJERTIE HJERGEN. HI, BJERTIE! 93 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:29,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, BJERTIE! WELCOME. 94 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,351 OH, HI HI! Jimmy: HI 95 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:36,056 HOW'S IT GOING PRETTY GOOD, YA IT'S GREAT TO BE ON "EW! 96 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,893 Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE YOUR PIGTAILS DID YOU BRAID THEM YOURSELF? 97 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:45,131 NO, THEY WERE DONE BY MY SISTERS, HJERTIE, KJERTIE, AND DONNA. 98 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,635 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, WELL THEY LOOK AMAZING! 99 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:52,072 SO, BJERTIE, ARE YOU READY FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE COMPETITION NEXT WEEK. 100 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:57,610 YA, YA, YA, BUT I'M ALSO A BIT NERVOUS, YOU KNOW? I'VE NEVER DANCED IN FRONT OF 101 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:02,749 OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE. Jimmy: EW, DON'T BE SHY IT'S EASY. 102 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:07,587 WE CAN PRACTICE A DANCE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA PUT IT ON TIKTOK 103 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:12,192 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ YOU TURN ME O 104 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,394 LIKE A LIGHT SWITC WHEN YOU'RE MOVIN' YOUR BODY ♪ 105 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,864 ♪ AROUND AND AROUND NOW I DON'T WANN FIGHT THIS 106 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,500 NO ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW HOW TO JUS MAKE ME WANT 107 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,236 YOU TURN ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, LET'S SEE IF IT WENT 108 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:29,609 VIRAL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONLY HAS SEVEN LIKES, EW 109 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:34,414 THAT'S NOT A LOT OF LIKES. WHAT? Jimmy: I SAID THAT'S NOT 110 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:41,421 A LOTTA LIKES! OH, IT'S NOT A LOT OF LIKES Jimmy: YA, YA 111 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,491 ANYWAY, LET'S PLAY A GAME. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GAME, BJERTIE? 112 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:50,397 WELL, IN MY COUNTRY WE HAVE A GAME, YA, IT'S CALLED "THE FLOOR IS FLUVA." 113 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:55,101 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT LIKE "THE FLOOR IS LAVA? 114 00:08:55,101 --> 00:09:00,340 UH, YA, BUT WE CALL IT FLUVA. Jimmy: CAN TWO PEOPLE PLAY 115 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:09,315 IT TOGETHER? DOES A PJERP WEAR A HJERGEN [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:13,820 Jimmy: YES? YA, OF COURSE, LET'S DO IT! Jimmy: WE CAN PUT THIS ON 117 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:19,025 TIKTOK, TOO! OKAY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 118 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,494 READY, YA Jimmy: READY. ALL RIGHT, GO. 119 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:25,031 ALL RIGHT Jimmy: HOW DO I GO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,702 YA. Jimmy: THAT IS "THE FLOOR IS FLUVA! 121 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,338 "THE FLOOR IS FLUVA! I'M GOING TO GO FOR THE SIDE TABLE. 122 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:37,811 OH, MY - ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN HERE? 123 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:45,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS DOING SOME PARKOUR? HEY, CHECK IT OUT, I GOT SOME 124 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:53,460 MOVES OF MY OWN. 365 DEGREES, 24/7. Jimmy: EW 125 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:57,297 THAT'S MY STEPDAD, GARY. GET OUTTA HERE, GARY YOU GIRLS ARE MAKING SOME 126 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:01,668 TIC TACS HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW AI? HASH BROWN LIKE! 127 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:06,373 CHATBLT! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EW 128 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,876 ANYWAY, IF YOU LIKE CINNAMON BUNS, HUN, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE UPSTAIRS MAKING SOME GLUTEN 129 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:16,016 FREE PASTRIES. AND THIS JUST IN, I HAVE A A SENSITIVITY. 130 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:20,053 ♪ IF YOU WANT A SWEET TREAT THAT'S SAFE TO EAT YOU GOT T MAKE SURE THAT I 131 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:23,289 DOESN'T HAVE ANY WHEAT ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ TAKE A BIG BITE AND MUNCH 132 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,861 MUNCH MUNCH PASTRIES FOR BREAKFAST DINNER AND SNACKTIME ♪ 133 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:33,667 ♪ MUNCH AMUNCHY MUNCHY MUNC A MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNC A MUNCHITY MUNCH ♪ 134 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,837 ♪ YOU SPELL MUNCH BACKWARDS IT STILL SPELLS MUNCH ♪ YOU WANT TO-- 135 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,441 Jimmy: EW, GET OUT OF HERE. [ SCREAMING ONE MORE-- 136 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:50,417 CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPPITY FLIP Jimmy: OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR THE "EW!" SPEED ROUND. 137 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,920 OKAY, READY? OKAY. Jimmy: HERE WE GO 138 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:58,858 MINECRAFT. EW! [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:03,763 Jimmy: JIBBITZ? EW! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:08,468 Jimmy: CAPYBARAS? EW! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 141 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:14,174 Jimmy: FJALLRAVEN BACKPACKS UH, EW! MY COUSIN MAKES THOSE. 142 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:23,483 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: JOHN LEGUIZAMO CUTE. 143 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:28,288 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, REALLY YA, HE'S LIKE REALLY 144 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:33,560 TALENTED, YOU KNOW HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! 145 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:41,134 JULIE NEWMAR?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "TO WONG FOO, THANKS 146 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:48,441 FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR?" YA. Jimmy: NAH, I'VE NEVER HEARD 147 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,846 OF IT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] 148 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,016 LOOK, BJERTIE! OUR DANCE IS GETTING A LOT OF LIKES. 149 00:11:56,016 --> 00:12:00,387 WE'RE GOING VIRAL. OH, THAT'S GOOD [ RINGING 150 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,657 Jimmy: I'M GETTING A FACETIME FROM SPAM LIKELY. OH. 151 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,060 Jimmy: I'M GOING TO ANSWER IT YA. 152 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,331 Jimmy: HELLO? HEY, SARA HEY, BJERTIE 153 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:16,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: O-M-JEANS, IT'S CHARLIE PUTH 154 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,640 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHARLIE PUTH, I LOVE YOU! I JUST WANT TO SAY, I SAW 155 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,244 YOUR VIDEO, I LOVE YOUR MOVES, SO I WANT TO OFFER YOU BOTH FRONT ROW TICKETS TO MY NEXT 156 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:31,151 SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: FRONT ROW SEATS? 157 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:35,522 WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS LIFE THIS IS CRAZY. 158 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:39,159 YA, IT'S SO CRAZY Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "EW! 159 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,328 I WANT TO THANK BJERTIE FOR JOINING ME TODAY TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. 160 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:51,304 EW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 161 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:55,809 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE AND CHARLIE PUTH 162 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:59,179 YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE CHARLIE LIVE EXPERIENCE TOUR THIS SUMMER. 163 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,382 STICK AROUND, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE TALKING TO DREW BARRYMORE 164 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:09,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 165 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,960 AROUND, ONLINE, ABOUT HOW YOUR INTERVIEWS ARE SO UP CLOSE THIS ONE - 166 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,163 I KNOW. I ACTUALLY REALLY AM INTO THIS Jimmy: THIS ONE MADE ME 167 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,332 LAUGH. LOOK AT THIS ONE YEAH. 168 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,301 Jimmy: THE GUEST, "CAN I BE HONEST?" [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:42,522 YEP YEP. Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS 170 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:47,861 NOMINATED FOR A DAYTIME EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING DAYTIME TALK SERIES HOST, AND SHE'LL ALSO BE 171 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:54,868 HOSTING THE "MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS" LIVE MAY 7th AT 8:00 P.M. ON MTV 172 00:13:54,868 --> 00:14:02,942 PLEASE WELCOME OUR GOOD PAL, DREW BARRYMORE 173 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:24,764 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: COME ON NOW. 174 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:28,468 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT OH, YES. 175 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,104 DREW HI! Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 176 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,074 WE LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU! Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 177 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,811 COMING BACK TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR DOING "EW. I MEAN, I - 178 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:42,082 Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT IT BACK.-- I HAVE THIS ONE LITTLE BAG OF EW, IT'S LIKE MERCH 179 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,686 Jimmy: YOU DO AND I HAVE CARRIED IT WITH ME FOR FIVE, SIX YEARS 180 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,755 Jimmy: EVERY TIME YOU COME OVER, EVERY NIGHT THAT YOU HANG OUT, YOU PULL OUT THIS LITTLE 181 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:53,226 PURSE THAT SAYS, "EW." YES THAT'S-- IT WAS MY WAY OF 182 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:57,397 BEING CLOSE TO THE SKETCH. AND I WANTED TO BE IN THAT ROOM SO BADLY 183 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,800 IT'S MY FAVORITE ON THE SHOW AND NOW I GOT TO BE A PART OF IT 184 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,303 Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. 185 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,839 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: OH, I KNOW 186 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:09,676 I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW YOU HAD A BIG NIGHT LAST NIGHT, MY PAL 187 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,412 YOU WERE HONORED, THE "TIME" 100 GALA YOU WERE THE ONE-- ONE OF THE 188 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,116 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THAT'S GOTTA FEEL-- 189 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,419 I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY, BUT I'M VERY GLAD THEY DO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,255 THAT'S NICE. Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THAT 191 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:27,160 LIST IT'S A BEAUTIFUL AND EXTRAORDINARY LIST TO BE ON. 192 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,928 BUT REALLY, I GOT TO ACTUALLY MAKE THE WHOLE EVENING NOT ABOUT ME, WHICH IS VERY MUCH 193 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:34,067 NOT ABOUT ME BUT I GOT TO REALLY SPEND IT HONORING SOMEONE ELSE, 194 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:38,371 ACTUALLY Jimmy: YEAH HERE YOU ARE HERE WITH 195 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,875 STEVEN SPIELBERG NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, YEAH. 196 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:46,112 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND KE HUY QUAN. YEP 197 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:50,383 WHAT'S SO MEANINGFUL ABOUT THIS IS KE AND I MET ON THE SET OF "TEMPLE OF DOOM," "INDIANA 198 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:55,088 JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM." Jimmy: NO WAY ABSOLUTELY. 199 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,291 I CAME TO LONDON TO HANG OUT FOR AROUND A WEEK. KE AND I WENT TO THE ZOO 200 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,361 TOGETHER, WE HUNG OUT. AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD SPEND MY TIME WITH STEVEN AND HE WOULD 201 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:08,568 JUST BRING ME TO WORK WITH HIM Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU GUYS 202 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:13,707 I THINK I WAS LIKE 8 OR 9 AND HE WAS LIKE 11 OR 12 Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL TO BE 203 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,776 RIGHT HERE - AND HE STILL HAS PICTURES OF US AT THE ZOO. 204 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:21,281 AND WE WOULD HANG OUT-- I LOVED HIM SO MUCH. I MEAN, "GOONIES," DATA? 205 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,451 HELLO? [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH, HELLO. 206 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,419 YEAH, I KNOW, HE'S UNBELIEVABLE HE'S-- AND HE WAS SUCH A 207 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,922 A GOOD PERSON, AND I LIKED HIM SO MUCH. AND THERE WE ARE 208 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,224 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW. AND STEVEN IS THE TYPE OF INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING THAT I 209 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:36,863 THINK JUST WANTS TO KNOW, LIKE, ALL OF HIS KIDS ARE OKAY AND SO, IT JUST FELT LIKE THIS 210 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:41,534 WONDERFUL MOMENT WHERE WE COULD BE LIKE, YOUR KIDS ARE OKAY. Jimmy: KIDS ARE DOING ALL 211 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,070 RIGHT. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY THEY'RE DOING OKAY. 212 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,939 Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING PRETTY WELL [ APPLAUSE ] 213 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,241 I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT AND CONGRATULATE YOU ON 214 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:52,946 YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR A DAYTIME EMMY AWARD, BUDDY. FOR OUTSTANDING DAYTIME TALK 215 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,082 SERIES HOST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 216 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,185 EMMY AND THEN THE SHOW IS NOMINATED FOR SIX OTHER NOMINATIONS. 217 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,055 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: WOW! YEAH. 218 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,658 I-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM FULLY CONVINCED THAT 219 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:10,697 A CARTOON ACME PIANO'S GOING TO FALL FROM THE SKY AND LAND ON MY HEAD. 220 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,533 IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE Jimmy: AND YOU GOT RENEWED FOR SEASON FOUR. 221 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,301 YES Jimmy: DUDE, WHAT IS IT-- HOW DO YOU FEEL WITH ALL THE 222 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:20,440 SUCCESS? I DON'T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE WITH IT BECAUSE IT 223 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,710 JUST SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE BUT I'LL TRY TO TAKE IT IN - Jimmy: YOU PUT THE WORK IN, 224 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,579 BUD. YOU PUT THE WORK IN. I FEEL VERY GRATEFUL. 225 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:32,318 YOU KNOW-- LISTEN LIFE IS A ROLLER COASTER AND IF IT'S ON AN ASCEND FOR A 226 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:37,090 A LITTLE WHILE, I JUST TRY TO ENJOY IT I THINK. 227 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,894 I'M TRYING SO HARD I'M MORE USED TO, HONESTLY, TOUGHER NEWS 228 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,964 LIKE, DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THAT? [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] 229 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,134 LIKE, WHEN THINGS ARE GOOD, YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT'S WRONG?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 230 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:52,072 Jimmy: YEAH I'M USED TO TOUGHER NEWS. AND SO-- AND I'M USED TO 231 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,608 WORKING AT IT. AND I'M JUST HAPPY THAT THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS ON THE HORIZON. 232 00:17:55,608 --> 00:18:00,213 IT'S GREAT FOR EVERYONE WHO BUILDS THE SHOW. BECAUSE WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER. 233 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,150 I SAID, I WILL NEVER CALL THIS MY SHOW. THERE'S NO I 234 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,755 IT'S OURS AND WE WE LAUNCHED IN A PANDEMIC. SOMEHOW, WE'VE MADE IT THROUGH 235 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,925 IT'S A MIRACLE Jimmy: YEAH, BUDDY. IT'S A MIRACLE. 236 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,095 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU DO A GREAT JOB YOU GET REALLY UP CLOSE AND 237 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,497 PERSONAL THIS IS YOU INTERVIEWING BROOKE SHIELDS 238 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,699 LOOK AT THIS YOU GUYS ARE BASICALLY, LIKE, SPOONING ALMOST. 239 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,668 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 240 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:27,807 AND WE GOT MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT AT CERTAIN POINTS TOO I'M ON MY KNEES, I'M HUGGING - 241 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,443 Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S CHLOE BAILEY RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS ONE 242 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,813 YEP, YEP. THAT'S - Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE DOING - 243 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,682 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN'T SIT IN YOUR CHAIR. NO. 244 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,784 I FEEL - Jimmy: YOU GET IN THERE I FEEL THIS MAGNETIC PULL 245 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,053 OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW - MY THERAPIST WOULD SAY, LIKE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 246 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:49,362 ATTACHED TO THINGS BUT BARRY, I'M SO ATTACHED TO THIS 247 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,533 I LOVE DOING THE SHOW SO MUCH. I GET TO LEARN FROM PEOPLE EVERY DAY. 248 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:58,071 I GET TO HAVE THESE INCREDIBLE CONVERSATIONS THAT I DEFINITELY TAKE SOMETHING AWAY WITH 249 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:02,308 I-- IT'S ALWAYS IMPROVING MY LIFE IT'S PROFOUND. 250 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,012 IT'S FUN WE LIKE TO BE SILLY. IT'S WHIPLASH COMEDY 'CAUSE 251 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,548 THAT'S LIKE LIFE LIKE, THE HEAVIER IT GETS, THE MORE YOU WANT TO LAUGH 252 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:12,585 Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN PEOPLE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THINGS. 253 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,422 I LOVE PEOPLE I LOVE EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET 254 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:19,359 I'M FASCINATED AND EVERYONE HAS A STORY AND EVERY PERSON IS EXCEPTIONAL 255 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,430 AND INTERESTING. AND IT IS SO FUN TO LITERALLY GET TO BE A CONVERSATIONALIST 256 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:29,769 AT WORK. IT'S THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD. 257 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:34,374 Jimmy: THERE'S A MEME GOING AROUND ONLINE ABOUT HOW YOUR INTERVIEWS ARE SO UP CLOSE 258 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,777 I KNOW. I ACTUALLY AM REALLY INTO THIS Jimmy: THIS MADE ME LAUGH 259 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,180 LOOK AT THIS ONE YEAH. Jimmy: THE GUEST, "CAN I BE 260 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,683 HONEST?" [ LAUGHTER ] YEP 261 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,519 YEP. Jimmy: THEIR EYEBALLS ARE TOUCHING 262 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,123 NO, I KNOW. THEIR EYEBALLS ARE TOUCHING I KNOW. 263 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:53,526 AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, "OH, IS THIS A GOOD THING? I CAN'T TELL." 264 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,395 Jimmy: YES. AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "NO, THIS IS AWESOME! 265 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,797 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GREAT THING. IT'S SO MUCH FUN. 266 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,532 Jimmy: AND LOOK AT YOU GETTING NOMINATING FOR ALL THESE EMMYS. 267 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,401 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 268 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:05,805 WELL DONE. I'M VERY-- Jimmy: WELL DESERVED. 269 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:10,610 AND NOW YOU'RE HOSTING THE "MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS" LIVE. I KNOW. 270 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:15,749 Jimmy: SUNDAY, MAY 7th. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ARE YOU NERVOUS? 271 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,051 I'M SO READY. WE'RE FILMING-- YOU KNOW WHEN LIKE MTV USED TO, LIKE, BRING 272 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,555 YOU, ACTUALLY, INTO THE MOVIES AND IT WAS AMAZING FILMS THAT THEY WOULD MAKE? 273 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,392 Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING THAT? WE'RE DOING ALL OF IT Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 274 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,027 IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S MY 275 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,895 FAVORITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES 276 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,731 Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING. MINE TOO. 277 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,368 AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND IT'S-- THEY'RE THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE TO WORK WITH. 278 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,203 IT'S AN INCREDIBLE SHOW. THERE'S INCREDIBLE PEOPLE COMING 279 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,072 AND IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I DEFINITELY WANT TO CELEBRATE IN THIS WORLD AND LIFE, IT'S FILM 280 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:44,010 AND TELEVISION Jimmy: YEAH, MOVIES AND TV. YES 281 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,979 Jimmy: I LOVE IT. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO AT THE END OF THE DAY TOO 282 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:49,482 AND I'M JUST-- I'M SO EXCITED Jimmy: CONGRATS ON EVERY SINGLE THING 283 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,118 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. AS ALWAYS, YOU'RE ALWAYS THE 284 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,621 BEST GUEST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH, MY GOSH 285 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:59,092 Jimmy: CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING DREW BARRYMORE, EVERYBODY. 286 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,061 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE "MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS" ARE MAY 7th AT 8:00 P.M. ON 287 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,830 MTV. LIZZY CAPLAN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 288 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,666 I LOVE LIZZY CAPLAN Jimmy: STICK AROUND I KNOW, I LOVE HER TOO 289 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:12,806 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ AND AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR 290 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,908 WILL COME IN, AND WILL WRITE OUT A VERY DETAILED EMAIL, LIKE, GRANULAR DETAIL. 291 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,844 AND THEN YOU SEND THAT DOCUMENT TO YOUR LAWYERS AND YOUR AGENTS, WHICH, LIKE, NO MATTER 292 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:37,764 HOW OLD YOU ARE, STILL FEELS LIKE SENDING IT TO YOUR PARENTS. 293 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,400 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "FATAL 294 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:46,306 ATTRACTION," WHICH PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. 295 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:51,644 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME LIZZY CAPLAN 296 00:21:54,681 --> 00:22:03,390 ♪ 297 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,692 Jimmy: LIZZY CAPLAN GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON OUR 298 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,061 SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS 299 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:11,164 THANKS FOR HAVING ME, PAL Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE PALS NOW WE'RE PALS. 300 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,334 Jimmy: NOW WE'RE PALS THERE YOU GO, BUD. I DIDN'T DO THAT, SORRY. 301 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,403 I KNOW, I KNOW. Jimmy: I SHOULD HAVE. NEXT TIME 302 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,838 WE'LL GET THERE. Jimmy: WE'RE PALS BY THE END. 303 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,976 YOU ARE MARRIED TO A GENTLEMAN WHO'S BRITISH. YES 304 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:25,378 Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE LIVING IN LONDON, AND RAISING A BABY IN LONDON 305 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:29,482 YES WE DO, LIKE, HALF AND HALF WE'RE IN LONDON RIGHT NOW. 306 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,785 Jimmy: HOW'S THAT, RAISING A KID IN LONDON? IT'S LIKE, HE WAS BORN IN 307 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,923 LONDON, AND THEN WE LEFT FOR A A WHILE. AND NOW HE'S 19 MONTHS, SO HIS 308 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:42,529 LANGUAGE IS KIND OF EXPLODING. Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY CUTE, A BRITISH ACCENT BABY. 309 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,931 IT'S REAL CUTE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT 310 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,000 REAL CUTE Jimmy: YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO KEEP THAT ACCENT. 311 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,170 WELL, WE'RE COMING BACK TO AMERICA, SO HE'S GOING TO LOSE IT 312 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,806 BUT, YES, HE HAS A FULL BRITISH ACCENT - Jimmy: "NOW HE TALKS LIKE 313 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,875 THIS." "HAY, WHERE'S MY MILK? "CUP OF TEA." 314 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,479 Jimmy: "WHERE'S MY MILK OVER HERE?" "BOTTLE'S EMPTY. 315 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,881 YES YES. Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE 316 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,385 YOUR BABY. I MEAN, THAT SOUNDS-- YOU ARE JUST LIKE MY BABY. 317 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:10,523 Jimmy: I NAILED IT. WE GOT THIS Jimmy: ARE YOU HOMESICK FOR 318 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:16,896 ANYTHING IN AMERICA? I-- I AM HOMESICK. IT'S ALL WEIRD 319 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,934 WE SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE, BUT THE CULTURE IS SO DIFFERENT. YOU KNOW, LIKE, EVEN WITH THE 320 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:28,608 BABY-- WHEN YOU'RE A BABY, DO YOU EAT LUCKY CHARMS HE EATS BOVRIL 321 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:33,780 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS Jimmy: SOUNDS DELICIOUS "WOULD YOU LIKE A BOWL OF 322 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,682 BOVRIL?" A BOWL. A BOWL WOULD BE BAD. 323 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:38,952 Jimmy: "HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO BOVRIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:41,688 YOU'RE NOT FAR OFF. Jimmy: IS IT LIKE AN OATMEAL? 325 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,858 I WISH IT WAS AN OATMEAL. NO IT'S LIKE A BEEF GELATIN 326 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:48,161 SPREAD [ AUDIENCE GROANS Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 327 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,230 ABOUT? IT'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 328 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,298 Jimmy: YOU GIVE THAT TO THE BABY YEAH, THE BABY LOVES IT 329 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,267 Jimmy: BABY LOVES BOVRIL. "BOVRIL BOVRIL." 330 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:58,638 Jimmy: "HEY, GIVE ME MORE BOVRIL OVER HERE." IT'S FOUL 331 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:02,208 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW BOVRIL. YOU PUT IT ON TOAST IT'S LIKE COW HOOVES AND 332 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:06,112 EYEBALLS Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. THAT IS RIDICULOUS 333 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,715 IT IS IT'S LIKE THE STUFF THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT INTO A HOT DOG 334 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,584 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE GROANS Jimmy: WOW. 335 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,853 THAT'S SAYING A LOT. YEAH. Jimmy: 'CAUSE A LOT OF STUFF 336 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,955 DOESN'T MAKE IT IN THERE THEY'LL PUT ANYTHING IN A A HOT DOG. 337 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,058 Jimmy: THEY'LL THROW ANYTHING IN A HOTDOG EXACTLY. 338 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,427 LET'S TALK ABOUT "FATAL ATTRACTION," OKAY? THIS IS A BIG DEAL 339 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,829 OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS A NEW ADAPTATION BASED ON THE MOVIE. YES 340 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,731 Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE, YOU WERE GETTING A LOT OF QUESTIONS WHEN YOU 341 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:29,969 WERE DOING PRESS FOR THIS SHOW ABOUT INTIMACY COORDINATOR YES 342 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,272 THIS WAS NOT A JOB THAT EXISTED A FEW YEARS AGO. Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:35,075 LIKE, COVID SWABBER, IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE. LIKE, "OH, THAT'S YOUR-- 344 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:37,944 OKAY." Jimmy: THAT JOB DIDN'T EXIST. 345 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:42,449 NOW I'M A PROFESSIONAL COVID SWABBER. SO, IT'S "FATAL ATTRACTION. 346 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:47,253 IT'S AN EROTIC THRILLER. IT'S NOT LIKE A THRILLING THRILLER-- HOPEFULLY, IT'S 347 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,123 THAT TOO BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE LIKE SEX SCENES IN IT 348 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:54,160 AND NOW, YOU HAVE THIS NEW PERSON ON SET WHO'S AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR. 349 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,331 NOW, MYSELF, AND MY CO-STAR, JOSH JACKSON, WE'VE BOTH BEEN DOING THAT TYPE OF THING A LOT 350 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:03,303 OVER THE YEARS Jimmy: YEAH WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO-- HE 351 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:07,640 DID A SHOW CALLED "THE AFFAIR" FOR MANY YEARS Jimmy: OF COURSE. 352 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,477 I DID A SHOW CALLED "MASTERS OF SEX" FOR MANY YEARS WE'VE DONE IT. 353 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:13,880 IT'S NOT OUR FIRST RODEO WE'RE OLD PROS AT THIS KIND OF THING. 354 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,483 Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SEX. WE KNOW HOW TO-- BUT - 355 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:22,622 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WE KNOW HOW TO-- WE KNOW HOW TO-- 356 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:28,094 DA, DA, DA. SO, BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN YOU WOULD DO AN INTIMATE SCENE, IT 357 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:32,198 WAS, LIKE, YOU HAD A ROUGH IDEA OF WHAT IT WAS IT'LL SAY IN THE SCRIPT LIKE, 358 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:38,605 "THEY MAKE LOVE," OR "THEY MAKE LOVE ON A BED SURROUNDED BY CANDLES. 359 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,775 THEY MIGHT TELL YOU ABOUT THINGS IN THE ROOM BUT THEY DON'T TELL YOU MUCH 360 00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:45,078 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN THE MEN-- IF 361 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:46,913 THERE'S A MAN IN THE SCENE-- WOULD TIE UP HIS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, PARTS, IN A-- LIKE 362 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,648 A FLESH COLORED SOCK, AND THE WOMAN WOULD PUT, LIKE, AN ADHESIVE PATCH ON, AND THEY'D 363 00:25:48,648 --> 00:26:07,534 BE LIKE, "GOOD LUCK. AND THEN YOU JUST GO FOR IT. Jimmy: YEAH, ACT. 364 00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:12,238 YEAH, LIKE, SCAT LIKE A JAZZ MUSICIAN [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:16,176 Jimmy: YOU DO IT ALL. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER IT WAS KIND OF TERRIFYING TO 366 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:21,548 THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT NOW BUT NOW THE WAY YOU DO IT IS THE SCRIPT WILL BE THE SAME 367 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:25,352 LEVEL OF VAGUE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, THEY MAKE LOVE AND THEN AN INTIMACY 368 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:28,521 COORDINATOR WILL COME IN, AND WILL WRITE OUT A VERY DETAILED EMAIL, LIKE, GRANULAR DETAIL OF 369 00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:40,066 EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF WHAT THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE AND THEN, YOU TALK ABOUT IT 370 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,436 A LITTLE BIT AND THEN YOU SEND THAT DOCUMENT TO YOUR LAWYERS AND YOUR 371 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:49,109 AGENTS, WHICH, LIKE, NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE, STILL FEELS LIKE SENDING IT TO YOUR 372 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,846 PARENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 373 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:56,082 YEAH. AND THEN YOU APPROVE IT. Jimmy: WOW. 374 00:26:56,082 --> 00:27:00,920 AND THEN YOU GO AND YOU SHOOT THE SCENE. IT'S-- I ACTUALLY BROUGHT AN 375 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,422 EXAMPLE IF YOU WANT-- FROM "FATAL ATTRACTION" >> Jimmy: OH, I'D LOVE IT. 376 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:06,326 JUST TO GIVE YOU A ROUGH IDEA OF WHAT I'M - OUR INTIMACY - 377 00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:09,062 Jimmy: EROTIC YEAH. JUST LIKE GET A LITTLE EROTIC 378 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:15,301 IN YOUR SEATS RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 379 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,371 ALL RIGHT. SO, THE SCRIPT SAYS, ALEX, THAT'S MY CHARACTER, AND DAN, 380 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:22,208 THAT'S JOSH'S CHARACTER, MAKE LOVE THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE SNIPPET. 381 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:26,446 IT WAS MUCH LONGER AND NO SPOILERS. WE CHANGED A LOT FROM THIS, BUT 382 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:30,083 JUST TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE TASTE. BOTH JOSH AND LIZZY WILL BE 383 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:38,725 INSINUATING NUDITY, AND GIVEN MODESTY WEAR AND PADDING FOR COMFORT AND DESENSITIZATION. 384 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:45,098 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS ALWAYS WEIRD TO ME BECAUSE, LIKE, I'VE NEVER SEEN 385 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:50,570 THE PURPOSE OF DESENSITIZATION YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE MASHING YOUR-- 386 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:54,507 Jimmy: STUFF. YEAH, THERE'S A CERTAIN LEVEL OF RESPECT THAT YOU KEEP 387 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:59,212 A SAFE DISTANCE. Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY DESENSITIZATION 388 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:04,150 WHEN LIZZY IS ON TOP OF HIM, WE WILL SEE HER BARE BACK, AND PARTIAL TOPLESS NUDITY 389 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:10,390 PARENTHESES, HER RIGHT-SIDE BREAST WHAT ABOUT HER LEFT BREAST 390 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:14,761 Jimmy: WHAT IF THAT'S NOT YOUR GOOD SIDE [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:19,466 WELL, WE ALL HAVE ONE BETTER ONE. HER LEFT BREAST WILL BE MASKED 392 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:24,738 BY HIS ARM POSITIONING COVERED. WHEN DAN IS ON TOP OF ALEX, WE 393 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:29,309 WILL SEE HIS BUTTOCKS. Jimmy: OOH. JUST A GOOD WORD. 394 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:33,146 Jimmy: BUTTOCKS YEAH. Jimmy: REAL SEXY. 395 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:36,449 THIS IS, LIKE, THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, RIGHT? Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, THE 396 00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:39,619 STEAM IS COMING OFF THE TABLE. I KNOW. AND FINALLY, THE SHEETS WILL 397 00:28:39,619 --> 00:28:47,160 COVER MOST REAR NUDITY, BUT WE MAY SEE PARTIAL BUTTOCK ON BOTH JOSH AND LIZZY 398 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,097 Jimmy: WOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS - 399 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:55,935 PARAMOUNT PLUS. Jimmy: GET READY. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 400 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,138 HERE'S LIZZY CAPLAN IN "FATAL ATTRACTION." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 401 00:28:58,138 --> 00:28:58,171 ATTRACTION." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 402 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,007 YOU HERE BEFORE? HOW CAN A PERSON WORK IN THE 403 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:04,344 CRIMINAL COURTS BUILDING AND NEVER COME TO ANDOLINI'S I JUST MOVED HERE LAST 404 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:09,282 SEPTEMBER, SO-- WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAD TO EXPLAIN THE 405 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:14,888 COOKIES? MAYBE I JUST-- I LIKE HAVING DESSERTS DESCRIBED TO ME 406 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:20,026 SEPTEMBER, THAT'S EIGHT MONTHS 240-ISH DAYS 407 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:24,297 I'M HERE MINIMUM THREE TIMES A A WEEK, WHICH MEANS THAT SINCE YOU MOVED, I HAVE BEEN HERE 408 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:29,336 90 TIMES MUST BE THE PLACE TO BE, I GUESS. 409 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:33,640 OR JUST THE PLACE I ALWAYS AM Jimmy: LIZZY CAPLAN, 410 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,210 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FATAL ATTRACTION" PREMIERES 411 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:41,581 THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 412 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:44,851 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. LIZZY CAPLAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:29:44,851 --> 00:30:09,275 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE BREAKOUT STAR FROM THE NEW HIT 414 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:12,879 SERIES, "BEEF," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 415 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:18,551 PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUNG MAZINO 416 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:31,598 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HI, BUD. 417 00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:35,001 HI. Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 418 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:38,605 Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS YOUR TALK SHOW DEBUT FIRST TIME. 419 00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:40,907 FIRST TIME Jimmy: WOW, THIS IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:43,743 I'M-- I'M HONORED I'M HONORED. IT'S-- IT'S-- IT'S QUITE 421 00:30:43,743 --> 00:30:46,846 SURREAL. Jimmy: YEAH ACTUALLY, THIS IS NOT THE 422 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:50,684 FIRST TIME WE MET THOUGH SO-- SO, EIGHT YEARS AGO, WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK-- 423 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,421 Jimmy: WE'VE MET EACH OTHER EIGHT YEARS AGO, YEAH THIS IS WHEN I WAS STILL 424 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:59,826 DELUSIONAL WITH THE PIPE DREAM OF ACTING. AND I WAS-- I HAD JUST MOVED 425 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,395 TO NEW YORK, AND I WAS WALKING THROUGH GRAMERCY TO PLAY BALL ON THE EAST SIDE 426 00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:08,868 AND YOU WERE IN THE GARDEN TALKING TO SOME WOMAN WITH A A STROLLER 427 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,304 AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT THROUGH THE BLACK GATE AND WE JUST KIND OF LIKE-- I 428 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:15,842 WAS JUST, LIKE, WITH MY BALL AND JUST SMILING LIKE-- [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:18,311 AND THEN YOU WERE JUST STARING AT ME, PENSIVELY AND WE LOCKED EYES FOR, LIKE, 430 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:22,082 A PROLONGED, LIKE, COUPLE SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:25,285 LIKE A WEIRD RECOGNITION OF SORTS. AND THEN I JUST WALKED AWAY 432 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:32,726 THINKING, LIKE, "WOW, ONE DAY, IF I EVER GET A CHANCE TO TELL JIMMY THE STORY, I'LL DO THAT. 433 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:38,298 AND IT'S CRAZY THAT-- Jimmy: I HAD A FEELING. IT'S WEIRD. 434 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:40,934 IT'S WEIRD HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN Jimmy: I HAD A FEELING ABOUT 435 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:43,003 YOU. YEP, WHEN I SAW YOU, I GO, "HE'S GOING TO BE BIG. 436 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:44,871 YOU'RE GOING TO BE BIG ONE DAY, KID. [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:46,940 YEAH I WAS GIVING YOU THE VIBES OH. 438 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:49,242 Jimmy: I GO, "HEY, STICK WITH IT, PAL." YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN LIKE, 439 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:51,444 "WHAT IS THIS GUY LOOKING AT?" Jimmy: YEAH WHAT IS HE DOING 440 00:31:51,444 --> 00:31:53,113 YEAH YEAH. Jimmy: YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK 441 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:55,749 WITH THE GOAL, ACTING, THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. YEAH 442 00:31:55,749 --> 00:32:00,453 AND WHAT WAS THAT RIDE LIKE? TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS Jimmy: YEAH 443 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:02,355 KIND OF WENT THROUGH THE GRIND, LEARNED HOW TO, YOU KNOW, EAT SLEEP FOR DINNER AND 444 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:09,095 THINGS LIKE THAT BUT THEN, NEW YORK-- THE SPIRIT OF NEW YORK KIND OF 445 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:14,401 OPENED UP HERSELF. AND I-- THERE'S A LOT OF SERENDIPITY THAT JUST CARRIED 446 00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:20,240 ME THROUGH, LIKE, SEVEN YEARS OF A CONCRETE JUNGLE GRIND Jimmy: WERE YOUR PARENTS 447 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,077 SUPPORTIVE IN THIS DECISION? NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,813 INI-- SORRY INITIALLY, NO. BUT-- BUT I JUST REMEMBER THE 449 00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:28,581 DINNER-- WE WERE HAVING DINNER, AND I JUST-- I WAS, LIKE, MY-- IN MY FIFTH YEAR OF 450 00:32:28,581 --> 00:32:33,953 COLLEGE, FLAILING. AND I-- AND I-- MIND YOU, MY DAD HAS, LIKE, FIVE MASTERS, 451 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:39,959 PHD. AND HE'S VERY-- EDUCATION IS KEY TO HIM 452 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:43,730 AND THAT'S HOW HE SUPPORTED HIS WHOLE FAMILY AND I REMEMBER WE WERE EATING, 453 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:47,300 AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE, MOVE TO NEW YORK." 454 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:50,570 I HAD NOTHING LINED UP I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING I WAS GOOGLING HOW TO BECOME AN 455 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:53,873 ACTOR. AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE-- BE IN NEW YORK OR L.A 456 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:57,377 I JUST REMEMBER THE WAY MY DAD, LIKE, PUT HIS SPOON DOWN, AND THE WAY HE, KIND OF, SAT BACK. 457 00:32:57,377 --> 00:33:02,048 IT WAS LIKE THIS RESIGNATION OF, LIKE, "GOD DAMMIT. LIKE - 458 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,584 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DID EVERYTHING I COULD. 459 00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:07,654 YEAH, YEAH. LIKE, THIS GUY-- THIS KID - Jimmy: "THIS KID IS GOING TO 460 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,189 KILL ME, MAN." YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH 461 00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:11,157 HE'S LIKE, "GOSH, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO MAKING A PERFECT HUMAN. 462 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,693 YEAH, AND I JUST KIND OF WENT Jimmy: AND YOU WENT THE 463 00:33:13,693 --> 00:33:15,462 OTHER WAY. YEAH. Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU'RE ON 464 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,530 "BEEF. AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT 465 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:20,066 IT'S ONE OF THE TOP TEN SHOWS ON NETFLIX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:24,371 GIANT HIT. YEAH. Jimmy: YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN 467 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:25,905 IT THANK YOU Jimmy: AND WHAT DO-- WHAT 468 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:30,777 DOES-- WHAT DO THEY THINK NOW, MOM AND DAD? WELL-- WELL, I SHOWED MY 469 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:32,846 PARENTS, MY FAMILY, THE EARLY SCREENERS. SO, THEY WATCHED THE WHOLE 470 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,914 THING. AND THEN, MY-- MY DAD CALLED, AND HE DOESN'T REALLY CALL ME 471 00:33:34,914 --> 00:33:37,884 OFTEN. AND HE'S-- HE'S A MAN OF FEW WORDS. 472 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:41,921 AND HE'S LIKE, "YOUNG, YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR." Jimmy: AW 473 00:33:41,921 --> 00:33:44,324 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH. SO, THAT KIND OF, YOU KNOW 474 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:46,192 Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S ALL YOU WANT [ APPLAUSE ] 475 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,261 YEAH. THAT-- THAT-- LIKE, YEAH Jimmy: THAT'S ALL-- THAT'S 476 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,363 ALL YOU WANT YOU GET THAT FROM DAD, I LOVE THAT 477 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,401 AND YOU'RE GETTING EARLY BUZZ ON EMMY NOMINATIONS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE HEARING 478 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:57,804 ANY OF THIS, OR ALL THAT STUFF, BUT IT'S WELL DESERVED I MEAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- 479 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:00,306 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE A BREAKOUT HIT. YEAH. 480 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,075 BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY, THAT A A LOT OF MY PERFORMANCES, BECAUSE OF-- IT'S DUE TO, YOU 481 00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:09,516 KNOW, SET DESIGN, THE LIGHTING, THE SCENE PARTNERS I HAD-- STEVEN YEUN AND ALI WONG 482 00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:11,418 Jimmy: OH, YES. ALI WONG, YEAH YEAH, SHOW RUNNER, 483 00:34:11,418 --> 00:34:15,655 LEE SUNG JIN, AKA SONNY, WHO'S ALSO A BRILLIANT WRITER, CREATOR. 484 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:17,724 SO, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF MY PERFORMANCE, I THINK, IS JUST DUE TO THEM PROVIDING SO MUCH, 485 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:23,663 AND BEING SO GENEROUS WITH THEIR ENERGY Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD TEAM. 486 00:34:23,663 --> 00:34:26,499 I'LL TAKE IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH 487 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,235 THANK YOU Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 488 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:32,072 HERE'S YOUNG MAZINO IN "BEEF." TAKE A LOOK. 489 00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,343 HARBOR OH, IT'S SICK THERE'S THIS RIDE, TABOO 490 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:39,079 TOWERS YOU GO ONE WAY UP, THREE WAYS DOWN 491 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:42,082 IT'S UNPREDICTABLE KIND OF LIKE HOW I LIVE MY LIFE 492 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,852 ANYWAYS, I DO INVESTING. THIS IS LIKE MY SIDE GIG SO, IF YOU EVER NEED INVESTING 493 00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:53,526 ADVICE-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK OKAY. YO, YOU DONE YET? 494 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:56,363 I WOULD BE, IF YOU WERE HELPING ME, INSTEAD OF FLIRTING WITH THE CUSTOMER BASE 495 00:34:56,363 --> 00:35:01,034 DUDE, IT'S CALLED CLIENT SERVICES DO NOT TEXT ON THE JOB. 496 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:07,540 WHO IS THAT? HER NAME'S KAYLA. SHE'S BAD, RIGHT? 497 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:15,048 THIS IS A BOT YOU'RE A BOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 498 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:19,386 Jimmy: YOU'RE A BOT YOUNG MAZINO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 499 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:22,055 "BEEF" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 500 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:24,858 "TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. CONGRATULATIONS. 501 00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:52,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: PERFORMING 502 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:55,088 "EUCALYPTUS" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "FIRST TWO PAGES OF FRANKENSTEIN," PLEASE WELCOME 503 00:35:55,088 --> 00:36:01,327 THE NATIONAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:26,219 ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH GLASS DANDELIONS ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH 505 00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:33,426 TV SCREEN ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH UNDEVELOPED CAMERA ♪ 506 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:37,597 ♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD BURY THESE ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH 507 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:44,738 LAST OF THE GOOD ONES ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH CEILING FANS ♪ 508 00:36:44,738 --> 00:36:49,876 ♪ WHAT IF WE MOVE BACK TO NEW YORK ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH 509 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:54,581 MOON DROP LIGHT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT 510 00:36:54,581 --> 00:37:00,020 GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK IT ♪ 511 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:03,790 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ 512 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:09,929 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I YOU SHOULD TAKE IT ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH 513 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:15,935 RAINBOW EUCALYPTUS ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH INSTRUMENTS ♪ 514 00:37:15,935 --> 00:37:20,640 ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH COWBOY JUNKIES ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH 515 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:27,213 AFGHAN WHIGS ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH MOUNTAIN VALLEY SPRING ♪ 516 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:32,052 ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH ORNAMENTS ♪ ♪ WHAT IF I 517 00:37:32,052 --> 00:37:38,725 REINVENTED AGAIN ♪ ♪ WHAT ABOUT TH MOON DROP LIGHT ♪ 518 00:37:38,725 --> 00:37:42,095 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ 519 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:46,966 ♪ YOU SHOULD IT TAKE IT I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 520 00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:51,071 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 521 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:55,275 YOU SHOULD TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT 522 00:37:55,275 --> 00:38:00,413 GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I IF I MISS IT, I'LL VISIT ♪ 523 00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:04,250 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ 524 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:25,839 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I YOU SHOULD TAKE IT ♪ ♪ 525 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:36,883 ♪ I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANT IT 526 00:38:36,883 --> 00:38:48,495 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR ♪ ♪ IT'D BE SO ALON WITHOUT YOU THERE ♪ 527 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:59,773 ♪ IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR ♪ ♪ THERE'S NOBODY HOME 528 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:09,749 I'M ALREADY THERE ♪ ♪ IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR YOU SHOULD TAKE IT ♪ 529 00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:13,453 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M NO GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 530 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:18,258 I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT 531 00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:23,730 GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I YOU SHOULD TAKE IT ♪ 532 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:27,033 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ 533 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:32,072 ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I IF I MISS IT, I'LL VISIT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 534 00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:36,209 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD TAKE I 535 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:47,387 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR ♪ ♪ IT'D BE SO ALON WITHOUT YOU THERE ♪ 536 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:59,666 ♪ IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR ♪ ♪ THERE'S NOBODY HOME 537 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:11,911 I'M ALREADY THER IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR ♪ 538 00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:14,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE NATIONAL "FIRST TWO PAGES OF 539 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:31,598 ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE, LIZZY CAPLAN, 540 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:36,202 YOUNG MAZINO, THE NATIONAL AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM 541 00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:42,442 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 542 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:45,278 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE