1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,083 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:23,390 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,794 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PETE DAVIDSON, 4 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:32,265 QUESTLOVE AND S.A. COSBY MUSICAL GUEST PESO PLUMA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:38,672 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1842 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:45,445 Questlove: 1842 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:09,903 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH 8 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,673 THAT SOUNDS GOOD I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:17,510 WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 10 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,113 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,450 YEAH WELL, GUYS, THIS WEEKEND IS THE ANNUAL WHITE HOUSE 12 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:28,988 CORRESPONDENCE DINNER. IT'S THE BLACK TIE EVENT ATTENDED BY THE PRESIDENT, 13 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:32,225 CELEBRITIES AND JOURNALISTS. AND I'M HEARING THAT TUCKER CARLSON AND DON LEMON 14 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:35,895 ARE EXPECTED TO BE THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS WAITERS - 15 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:39,733 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT STILL-- THEY'RE-- THEY'RE-- THEY'RE GONNA - 16 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,668 YEAH, PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL GET UP AND TELL JOKES. IT'S FUN BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE 17 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:46,406 NIGHT A YEAR BIDEN GETS LAUGHS ON PURPOSE [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,008 AND UH-- YOU KNOW WHAT, BIDEN'S AGE, THE HARDEST PART OF DOING STAND-UP IS THE 19 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:51,578 STANDING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] PRESIDENTS ALWAYS TELL JOKES AT 20 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:56,649 THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE DINNER, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH THAT TRADITION. 21 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,919 YEP, JUST LAST WEEKEND VLADIMIR PUTIN APPEARED AT THE 22 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,255 KREMLIN CORRESPONDENCE DINNER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S HOW IT WENT - 23 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:07,460 LEGO STORE [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE LINING UP FOR 24 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:13,099 BLOCKS [ LAUGHTER ] [ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK 25 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:23,109 LAUGH! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, YEAH 26 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,878 WELL, LAST NIGHT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHERE HE UNVEILED 27 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:31,618 HIS NEW NICKNAME FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN. 28 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,454 NOW HE'S HAD OVER TWO YEARS TO THINK ABOUT THIS LET'S SEE WHAT HE CAME UP WITH 29 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,825 ANNOUNCEMENT ARE YOU READY? I WILL BE RETIRING THE NAME 30 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:46,866 "CROOKED" FROM HILLARY CLINTON I'M GOING TO RETIRE THE NAME "CROOKED" SO THAT WE CAN USE 31 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:52,205 THE NAME FOR JOE BIDEN HE'LL BE KNOWN FROM NOW ON AS "CROOKED JOE BIDEN." 32 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:56,810 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: A LITTLE LAZY. I DON'T KNOW, RIGHT? 33 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,946 PRETTY LAZY WITH THE NAMES, I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND HOW HE CAME UP WITH DON JR. 34 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:03,083 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING 35 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,552 BETTER THAN THAT EVEN BIDEN WAS LIKE, "HOW'D YOU MISS SLOPPY JOE? 36 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:09,322 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ACTUALLY WANTS TO GIVE TRUMP A NICKNAME, BUT NOTHING'S 37 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:16,596 FUNNIER THAN "ONE TERM." [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 38 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,898 Steve: COME ON! Jimmy: OH Steve: YEAH, COME ON! 39 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:24,170 Jimmy: USE THAT THIS WEEKEND. USE THAT AT THE DINNER, YEAH 40 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,872 TRUMP WASN'T JUST COMING UP WITH NICKNAMES, HE ALSO SAID THAT HE AND BIDEN HAVE SOME 41 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:30,510 UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO SETTLE. Steve: OOH. Jimmy: TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I 42 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:34,347 KNOW HOW TO FINISH BUSINESS. THAT'S WHY ALL MY BUSINESSES ARE FINISHED." 43 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:42,155 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND GET THIS, DESPITE TRUMP'S BEST EFFORTS TO BLOCK IT, 44 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,790 MIKE PENCE TESTIFIED FOR OVER FIVE HOURS IN FRONT OF THE GRAND JURY INVESTIGATING 45 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:52,232 JANUARY 6th. WOW, FIVE HOURS WITH MIKE PENCE TESTIMONY. 46 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,701 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE GRAND JURY WAS LIKE, "HEY, TRUMP DID THE CRIME, WHY ARE WE 47 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,904 BEING PUNISHED I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING. 48 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,173 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TO KEEP EVERYONE AWAKE THEY PUMPED OXYGEN INTO THE 49 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,076 ROOM LIKE IT WAS CAESAR'S PALACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,111 THEY GO-- SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS, NEXT MONTH REPUBLICAN SENATOR 51 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:09,783 TIM SCOTT IS EXPECTED TO LAUNCH HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. THE ONLY THING IS, A LOT OF 52 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:14,688 PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH TIM SCOTT OR WITH OTHER 53 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,588 SENATORS FOR THAT MATTER, SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP YOU OUT REALLY QUICK. 54 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:27,067 RICK SCOTT TIM SCOT RICK SCOTT ♪ 55 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,969 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ THIS IS TIM THIS IS RICK 56 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,105 THIS IS TI BUT ISN'T HIM ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:39,913 ♪ TIM SCOTT TIM KAIN TWO TIMS DIFF NAMES ♪ 58 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:45,452 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ TIM RICK TIM TOM TOM JI RICK SCOTT JIM TIM TOM'S 59 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,254 THEIR NAME ALSO TOM BU WITH AN H ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:54,794 ♪ MARK BOB MARK BOB RIC RICK MARKWAYNE BOB MARK BO TODD ED MARKEY 61 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,430 BACK TO KAINE ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ JOHN AND JOHN AND JOHN AN 62 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:02,635 JOHN AND JOHN AND JOHN AND JOHN OKAY ALSO JOHN ALSO JOH BUT THOSE LAST TWO ♪ 63 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:07,040 ♪ DON'T HAVE AN H ♪ ♪ TIM TOM JIM BOB MARKWAYNE RICK SCOTT TIM TOM JIM RISCH 64 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:18,585 RICK ROLL TIM SCOTT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 65 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:23,523 Jimmy: I HOPE THAT WAS HELPFUL. I HOPE THAT WAS HELPFUL. 66 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:27,293 Steve: OH, GOOD, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: HEY, LISTEN TO THIS, 67 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,095 TODAY OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THAT AHEAD OF KING CHARLES' CORONATION, THE HISTORIC STONE 68 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:35,568 CALLED THE STONE OF SCONE HAS LEFT SCOTLAND AND IT'S ON ITS WAY TO LONDON. 69 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:40,073 YEAH, THE STONE OF SCONE THAT'S NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE SCONE OF STONE THAT'S IN 70 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:45,679 EVERY STARBUCKS DISPLAY CASE [ LAUGHTER ] "HOW OLD IS THAT SUCKER? 71 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,648 WHAT YEAR IS IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, 72 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:52,719 THERE'S A NEW "SMURFS" MOVIE IN THE WORKS AND-- [ CHEERS ] 73 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,689 - RIHANNA HAS SIGNED ON TO DO THE VOICE OF SMURFETTE Steve: OOH! 74 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:59,092 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THEY ALREADY-- THEY ALREADY RELEASED AN EARLY CLIP 75 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,128 AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BIG. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 76 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,398 SORRY, SMURFETTE, I DON'T HAVE THE GOLD COINS TO PAY YOU BACK 77 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:10,036 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME ♪ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY ♪ 78 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:14,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING, DIFFERENT TAKE 79 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:18,478 Steve: WOW! Jimmy: DIFFERENT TAKE ON IT, BUT LOOKS GOOD 80 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,747 KIDS ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. Steve: KIDS ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. 81 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:25,385 Jimmy: GUYS, I SAW A NEW MERMAID STATUE IN ITALY IS CAUSING CONTROVERSY BECAUSE 82 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,688 SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S TOO PROVOCATIVE. 83 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,824 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE. TAKE-- TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 84 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,560 Jimmy: WOW. Steve: OH Jimmy: IT WAS MADE BY THE 85 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,131 ARTIST LEONARDO DE MIX-A-LOT [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 86 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,966 FINALLY YOU GUYS, IT'S THE LAST WEEKEND OF APRIL, SO I THOUGHT 87 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:45,505 IT'D BE NICE TO GIVE A LITTLE RECAP OF THE ENTIRE MONTH. HERE WE GO 88 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:54,180 ♪ THE MONTH OF APRIL'S COME AND GONE NOT A GREAT ONE FOR THE DON ♪ 89 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,184 ♪ TRUMP THINKS HE CAN TAK ON BIDEN EVEN THOUGH HE WA INDICTED ♪ 90 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:02,155 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ DeSANTIS EYEING THE WHITE HOUSE BUT FIRST ATTACKIN 91 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:05,358 MICKEY MOUSE ♪ ♪ IT'S BEEN SUCH A WEIR ENCOUNTER NOT AS WEIRD A 92 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:10,597 THE NEW FLOUNDER ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ GOODBYE BED BATH & BEYOND 93 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:15,068 BEDSHEETS SWIFFERS TOILE WANDS WHAT A SAD DEVELOPMENT YOUR COUPONS ARE ♪ 94 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:19,305 ♪ COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ FOX NEWS AND CN 95 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:23,710 TUCKER CARLSON DON LEMON NEITHER OF THEM WERE PROMOTE THEY HAD A JOB ♪ 96 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:28,815 ♪ THEN IT EXPLODED ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ SUCCESSION BOMBSHELL HB 97 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,886 EVERYONE SAW MARIO TWITTER CHECKMARKS COST EIGHT BUCK BUT NO ONE REAL ♪ 98 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:37,891 ♪ GIVES A [ BLEEP ] ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ APRIL'S DONE AND MAY'S ON 99 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,695 DECK THEY'RE BOTH SPONSORE BY ZYRTEC ♪ ♪ ON 420 WE GOT HIGH OH 100 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:47,100 SO LET'S GET LIT O CINCO DE MAYO ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,236 Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 102 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,271 LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON NOW. 103 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:08,154 Jimmy: TODAY IS FRIDAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TODAY IS FRIDAY! 104 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,257 Steve: FRIDAY Jimmy: SAID FRIDAY! FRIDAY! 105 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,560 Jimmy: FRIED EGG! FRIED EGG Jimmy: FRIDAY 106 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,562 FRIDAY! Jimmy: FRIDAY, FRIED EGG, FRI-- NO, I'M JUST, I DON'T 107 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:19,265 KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. IT'S ALL RIGHT CAN'T STOP RAPPING 108 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,301 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: IT IS FRIDAY I'M FEELING THE WEEKEND VIBES, 109 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,803 RIGHT? I NEED THE WEEKEND Steve: OH, MY - 110 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,940 Jimmy: COME ON, WE'RE WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,274 I'M-- USUALLY THIS IS WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 112 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,811 I CHECK MY INBOX AND I RETURN SOME EMAILS. OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU 113 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:34,214 NOTES AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A A BIT-- DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I-- 114 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,050 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE? 115 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:43,223 ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WOW. 116 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:49,529 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, MIAMI HEAT 117 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,097 AND PHOENIX SUNS LOGOS, FOR SHOWING US THAT EVEN BASKETBALLS COME IN FLAMIN' 118 00:08:51,097 --> 00:09:00,640 HOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLAMIN' HOT. 119 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,742 ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, ORIGINAL FLOUNDER 120 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,411 AND NEW FLOUNDER, FOR LOOKING LIKE HOW SOMEONE LOOKS ON TINDER VERSUS WHO ACTUALLY 121 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:16,156 SHOWS UP FOR THE DATE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU'RE FLOUNDER?" 122 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,024 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: WOW. Steve: I GUESS I SEE IT IN 123 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,427 THE EYES Jimmy: OH, I GUESS SO, YEAH SAYS HERE-- 124 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,295 Steve: I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT Jimmy:-- FLOUNDER'S SIX 125 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:26,132 FOOT TWO APPARENTLY. Steve: DO YOU HAVE ANY ID ♪ 126 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,734 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THANK YOU, JAMES CORDEN, FOR BEING THE 127 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:34,441 ONLY TV HOST WHO LEFT THEIR JOB THIS WEEK BY CHOICE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,712 LOVE YOU, BUD. GOOD JOB, BUDDY. GOING TO MISS YOU. 129 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:44,951 HE'S A GOOD DUDE ♪ THANK YOU, ROMAN SOLDIERS, FOR 130 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:56,096 BEING THE TOUGHEST PEOPLE IN HISTORY TO WEAR A BROOM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,932 ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, ENGLISH BULLDOGS, 132 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:07,640 FOR BEING JACKED BEAGLES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOTE 133 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:12,078 Steve: SLOBBERY Jimmy: YOTE ♪ 134 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,680 THANK YOU, WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE DINNER, FOR BEING NICKNAMED "NERD PROM" OR 135 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:23,790 AS-- OR AS I CALL THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL, "PROM. LOVE YOU, LIDEE. 136 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI LIDEE, I LOVE YOU THERE YOU HAVE IT. 137 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,863 THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PETE DAVIDSON. 138 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:47,147 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: THIS IS THE 139 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,183 PETE DAVIDSON ACTION FIGURE. HERE WE GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 140 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,053 HERE WE GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS 141 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:16,443 CO-CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "BUPKIS. ALL EPISODES OF THE SHOW WILL 142 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:21,848 PREMIERE ON PEACOCK ON MAY 4th EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, PETE DAVIDSON! 143 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:37,497 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ THANK YOU 144 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:42,135 WOW. Jimmy: COME ON, BUD THANK YOU 145 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,337 Jimmy: YOU GOT SOME LOVE OUT THERE FOR PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 146 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,974 YES. VERY COOL THANK YOU. 147 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,610 Jimmy: DUDE, WELCOME BACK YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 148 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,146 THANKS, YOU TOO Jimmy: CONGRATS ON "BUPKIS. I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK ABOUT 149 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,483 THIS, ON PEACOCK IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU. 150 00:11:56,483 --> 00:12:00,253 IT'S BEEN A BIT Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A BIT. I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK. 151 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,956 ME TOO, MAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP 152 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,326 TO WELL, WE'VE GOT THE SHOW COMING OUT 153 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,396 I'M ALSO REALLY EXCITED. I'VE BEEN WATCHING, LIKE, RYAN REYNOLDS OVER THE LAST 154 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:14,701 COUPLE OF YEARS. LIKE, EVERY SIX MONTHS HE'S JUST MAKING LIKE A TRILLION 155 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,103 DOLLARS ON SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WAS LIKE, I'VE GOT TO DO 156 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,073 THAT Jimmy: YEAH SO, I HAD, LIKE, A-- I JUST 157 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:27,080 GREW UP WITH MY MOM MOSTLY, AND I HAD TROUBLE, YOU KNOW, SHAVING MY BALLS 158 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,652 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I'D ALWAYS CUT THEM BECAUSE NOBODY EVER TAUGHT ME. 159 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,487 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO-- I DON'T KNOW IF SOMEONE'S SUPPOSED TO LITERALLY 160 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,825 BE LIKE, "LET ME SHOW YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, I NEVER HAD A FATHER 161 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:43,496 FIGURE TO BE LIKE, "THIS IS HOW YOU SHAVE YOUR BALLS." SO, I WOULD ALWAYS CUT MY 162 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:47,100 STUFF. AND MY MOM KNEW BECAUSE I USED TO LIVE WITH HER, AND SHE DID 163 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,235 MY LAUNDRY SHE WOULD JUST SEE BLOODY UNDERWEAR. 164 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:54,607 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH AND IT WASN'T MY SISTER'S. 165 00:12:54,607 --> 00:13:00,280 IT WAS MINE. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY. 166 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,483 Jimmy: WOW. HEY, OH, JIMMY. HEY. 167 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,686 THAT'S RODNEY DANGERFIELD FOR ANYONE IN MY DEMO. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:13,526 SO, THERE'S THIS COMPANY-- MY MOM, ONE CHRISTMAS GOT ME THIS THING, IT'S CALLED MANSCAPE. 169 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,328 IT'S LIKE A-- SHE PUT IT IN MY STOCKING, AND SHE DID IT LIKE THE WAY THAT IN "A CHRISTMAS 170 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:23,069 STORY" WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "I THINK THERE'S ONE MORE PRESENT OVER THERE." 171 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:27,173 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I OPENED IT, AND IT WAS THESE BALL TRIMMERS, AND 172 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:31,211 THEY'RE MAGNIFICENT. I HAVEN'T TRIMMED MY BALLS SINCE PANDEMIC 173 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:36,282 AND I CALLED THE COMPANY AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU CAN DO-- WE'LL DO STUFF 174 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,853 SO I BROUGHT YOU ONE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A MANSCAPE-- THIS IS 175 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:43,757 WHAT - Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU CAN USE IT FOR YOUR 176 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,493 FACE I FULLY CHARGED IT IT HAS A FLASHLIGHT. 177 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,161 Jimmy: IT'S GOT A LIGHT ON IT IT HAS A LIGHT SO YOU CAN 178 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,198 SEE HOW AWFUL YOUR PENIS IS. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT YOURS. 179 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,435 JUST PENISES IN GENERAL, TERRIBLE BUT YEAH, I THOUGHT-- YOU 180 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,971 KNOW, I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT IT'S GREAT 181 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,040 Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ME 182 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,274 GIFTS. I GOT YOU ONE ORDERED FOR YOU, BUT IT DIDN'T COME IN 183 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:09,149 TIME, SO THAT ONE'S MINE BUT I WASHED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,851 I WENT TO THIS BARBERSHOP, AND I JUST DIPPED IT IN THAT BLUE [ BLEEP ]. 185 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,288 AND THEN I - Jimmy: OH, I KNOW THAT BLUE STUFF. 186 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,792 I PUT IT IN THE BLUE STUFF. NEXT TO THE CLUB MEN GEL Jimmy: THAT CLEANS 187 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,160 EVERYTHING YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, CLEANS EVERYTHING 188 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,396 Jimmy: THAT CLEANS EVERYTHING GOSH, I FORGOT WHAT QUESTION I 189 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,198 ASKED YOU, BUT WELCOME TO THE SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,735 THANK YOU GUYS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Jimmy: I MISSED YOU, BUD. 191 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:32,072 THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE TALKING TO YOU YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT 192 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:36,710 LIVE" NEXT WEEKEND YES Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M 193 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:41,648 TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FULL CIRCLE, BUDDY 194 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:45,118 I'M VERY EXCITED. YEAH I MEAN, IT'S REALLY FUNNY. 195 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,986 LORNE TOLD ME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, BUT THEN THIS WEEK THEY'RE LIKE, AS YOU KNOW, THE WRITER'S 196 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,490 STRIKE MIGHT HAPPEN. SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR TWO, THREE MONTHS. 197 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,325 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, WE'LL KNOW MONDAY IF IT'S HAPPENING OR NOT." 198 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,728 Jimmy: IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. IT MIGHT NOT. Jimmy: PLEASE, TAKE CARE OF 199 00:14:54,728 --> 00:15:01,034 THE WRITERS. IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT JUST FEEDS MY, LIKE, WEIRD STORY I 200 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,302 HAVE IN MY HEAD LIKE, "OF COURSE THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME." 201 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:07,574 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "THEY DID THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO HOST. 202 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,845 "THEY DIDN'T WANT ME. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. SO, WE DON'T KNOW. 203 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:15,115 BUT IF IT HAPPENS, I'M SUPER EXCITED. LIL UZI VERT IS THE MUSICAL 204 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,783 GUEST. IT WILL BE REALLY COOL Jimmy: WHO? 205 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,551 LIL UZI VERT. Jimmy: LIL UZI VERT, HE'S FANTASTIC. 206 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT'S COOL Jimmy: ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT 207 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,189 HOSTING? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING EVERYBODY AGAIN, THE 208 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,959 CREW I'M TERRIFIED 'CAUSE I WENT THERE TO HANG OUT, JUST TO SAY, 209 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,596 "HI. THERE'S A LOT OF NEW GUYS AND GALS 210 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:34,067 EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST GET IT AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 211 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,637 THAT'S JIM CARREY. AND THEN TWO YEARS INTO IT, YOU'RE LIKE, "[ BLEEP ], THAT'S 212 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,341 JIM CARREY." [ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE'S THE BEST. 213 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,511 I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE, "I HAVE TO BE ON MY 'A' GAME. 214 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:49,949 BUT YOU LOSE THE WHOLE, "OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'VE 215 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,785 GOT TO COME UP WITH A SKETCH WHERE I'M DRESSED AS A CUCUMBER OR SOMETHING." 216 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,821 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'VE DONE THAT SKETCH BEFORE 217 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,790 BUT I WENT THERE, I STAYED THE WHOLE SHOW THAT SHOW IS-- IT'S HARD. 218 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,727 Jimmy: RIGHT? I HAD A WEIRD LITTLE GIG THERE BECAUSE I WOULD JUST DO 219 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:05,598 MY THING ONCE IN A WHILE, AND THEY WOULD LET ME DO WHATEVER. BUT I WAS LIKE-- THIS SHOW, 220 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,802 YOU GUYS WORK REALLY HARD. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS A LOT OF 221 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,236 WORK I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO BE IN MORE THAN ONE SKETCH, THAT'S 222 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,472 CRAZY. Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE IN THERE THOUGH - 223 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,274 YEAH, EXACTLY-- WHEN YOU'RE IN THERE, IF YOU GET ONE SKETCH DONE, YOU GO, "WHEW, THAT WAS 224 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,276 A LOT. BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE HOST - IMMEDIATELY YOU GOT NERVOUS 225 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,846 THOUGH THIS IS CRAZY. Jimmy: DID LORNE CALL YOU TO 226 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,515 OFFER YOU-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT THE LORNE CALL 227 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,219 IT WAS REALLY COOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HOW DOES THAT DIFFER 228 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,321 THAN THE CALL TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE ON THE CAST IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME AS 229 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,291 IT WAS TEN YEARS AGO I SWEAR, HE CALLED ME AND HE WAS LIKE-- I REMEMBER, HE WAS 230 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,127 VERY SWEET HE WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH YOU, BUT I 231 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:38,598 BELIEVE IN YOU, AND LET'S FIGURE IT OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,101 YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS MY GET ASKED-- MY 233 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:46,272 BIG CALL EVER. Jimmy: "WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT TO DO. 234 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,742 HE'S LIKE, "WE'RE NOT SURE BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU AND WE'LL SEE. 235 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:52,345 AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AT LEAST HE'S HONEST 236 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,081 HONEST. AND HE WAS RIGHT, YOU KNOW AND THEN, THE SAME KIND OF 237 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,583 CALL HE WAS LIKE, "I WANT YOU BACK TO HOST. 238 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,084 AND YOU KNOW, YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE, AND THE CAST WILL HELP, SO." 239 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:04,024 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS SO REAL BY THE WAY 240 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,326 HE'S THE BEST Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A JOKE. HE'S THE BEST 241 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,561 Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD SAY LORNE IS-- LORNE HAS BARS. 242 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,032 LORNE SAYS, LIKE, THE COOLEST STUFF EVER Jimmy: OH, I KNOW 243 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,034 I ALMOST WANTED TO JUST-- I HAVE TO BRING A PEN AND PAPER EVERY TIME I GO BACK 244 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,769 ONE TIME ME AND LORNE AND JUDAH MILLER, WHO CREATED "BUPKIS" WITH ME AND DAVE SIRUS 245 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:23,677 AND JASON ORLEY. GREAT WRITERS AND DIRECTOR WE WERE ALL ON A PLANE GOING TO 246 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:29,749 MEET PESCI AND HE JUST TURNS OVER TO JUDAH AND GOES, "HERE'S SOME NOTES 247 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,153 ABOUT "BUPKIS" FROM 30,000 FEET ABOVE THE SKY. [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,156 AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE 249 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,059 Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DO YOU JUST SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. HE JUST HAS GEMS ALL THE 250 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,695 TIME Jimmy: I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I HEARD ABOUT "BUPKIS" STARTING. 251 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:44,497 I LOVE THE TITLE, BY THE WAY 'CAUSE YOU GO, "THIS IS BUPKIS." 252 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:48,501 IT'S WHATEVER THAT'S WHAT MY GRANDPA WOULD SAY GROWING UP 253 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,338 HE WOULD JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW BUPKIS." IT MEANS "NOTHING" IN, LIKE, 254 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:56,176 YIDDISH OR WHATEVER. Jimmy: YOUR CO-STARS ARE EDIE FALCO AND JOE PESCI 255 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,646 HOW ABOUT THAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! 256 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,916 PRETTY COOL Jimmy: IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER 257 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,152 IT'S LIKE A FEVER DREAM I'M STOKED Jimmy: IT DOESN'T GET MUCH 258 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:10,757 BETTER THAN THAT HOW DID YOU GET THEM TO DO THIS 259 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,160 I HAVE NO IDEA. EDIE WAS SHOCKINGLY JUST SO ON BOARD FROM THE BEGINNING 260 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,563 WE WERE SO NERVOUS TO TALK TO HER. Jimmy: JOE KIND OF RETIRED 261 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,032 FROM ACTING. YEAH. WE WERE TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE 262 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,834 AND LORNE CALLED AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT PESCI? HE SAID IT SO CASUALLY LIKE THE 263 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,569 GUY WORKS ALL THE TIME, AND FAMOUSLY HAS ONLY DONE "THE IRISHMAN" IN THE LAST 20 YEARS 264 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:30,510 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED TO ACT ANYMORE. AND LORNE DROPS ONE OF HIS 265 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:36,416 BARS, AND HE'S LIKE, "ALL AN ACTOR NEEDS IS A GOOD PART." [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,954 AND YOU'RE LIKE-- HANGING OUT WITH LORNE IS LIKE BEING IN AN A24 MOVIE ALL DAY. 267 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:46,059 [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE IT WAS JUST LIKE STINGS, AND JOLTS, AND THEN YOU'RE IN 268 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:50,930 AN OUTFIT, AND YOU'RE GETTING SHOT OUT OF CANNONS. HE'S A CRAZY, COOL MAN 269 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:55,935 Jimmy: WHAT WERE THEY LIKE TO BE AROUND DID IT UP YOUR ACTING GAME 270 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,605 I HOPE SO I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE-- YOU KNOW, THIS IS AN 271 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:04,411 INTERESTING CAST YOU KNOW, IT'S A SPECIFIC SHOW IT'S ABOUT ME. 272 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,880 SO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, THAT ALIENATES, LIKE, A LOT OF THE AUDIENCE 273 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,549 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I LITERALLY CASTED PEOPLE THAT EVERYBODY LOVES 274 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,419 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S GENIUS. SO, YOU HATE ME, YOU'RE 275 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:16,256 LIKE, "OH, THERE'S JOE PESCI IT'S FINE. Jimmy: I THINK WE LOVE YOU. 276 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,525 I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 277 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:22,762 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THANK YOU, GUYS. I'M STOKED 278 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,731 Jimmy: CAN I RUN THROUGH SOME OTHER GUEST STARS THAT'S IN "BUPKIS" THAT YOU CAN CHECK 279 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,734 OUT. THERE'S RAY ROMANO, JON STEWART, JOHN MULANEY, 280 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:36,609 STEVE BUSCEMI, BOBBY CANNAVALE, CHARLIE DAY, BRAD GARRETT, SEBASTIAN STAN, METHOD MAN 281 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:40,280 HOW DID YOU-- HOW'D YOU PULL OFF ALL THESE? I JUST CALLED EVERYONE. 282 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,049 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST-- IT'S REALLY WEIRD. LIKE, A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST 283 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,418 DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE, REMEMBER WE DID THE-- JIMMY WAS NICE ENOUGH TO DO 284 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:51,324 THIS GARDEN BENEFIT WE DID AND THEY WERE TRYING TO GET A LIST OF PEOPLE 285 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,926 I WAS LIKE, WHAT ABOUT JIMMY FALLON THEY'RE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW HOW 286 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:56,229 I CAN POSSIBLY--" I WAS LIKE, "HIS OFFICE IS NEXT TO MINE. 287 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,432 I CAN ASK. HE WAS NICE ENOUGH AND CAME OUT. 288 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,101 SO, I THINK PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT MUCH, AND THEY SHOULD BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO WORK 289 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,303 WITH PEOPLE. SO, I JUST CALL PEOPLE THAT I THOUGHT WERE COOL, AND ALWAYS 290 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:09,275 WERE NICE TO ME. Jimmy: RAY ROMANO AND BRAD GARRETT 291 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:13,213 IT'S LIKE AN "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" REUNION [ CHEERS ] 292 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,981 HE'S THE BEST HE HAD A BLAST, AND WE HAD RAY IN ONE OF THEM 293 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:21,554 AND AT THE END OF IT, HE HAD A A REALLY GOOD TIME HE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I NEVER 294 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,191 WOULD HAVE, YOU KNOW, EVER--" IT'S A HORRIBLE IMPRESSION Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 295 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,261 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S LIKE DOING A WALKEN OR 296 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,964 WHATEVER, EVERYBODY HAS A RAY. HE WAS SO SWEET. HE HAD A GOOD TIME 297 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:36,136 AND HE WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THIS EPISODE. I LOVE BEING IN ONE. 298 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,772 HE GOES, "IT WOULD BE PRETTY CRAZY IF I SHOWED UP IN ANOTHER. 299 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:41,474 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE - Jimmy: "DO YOU WANT ME TO 300 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,676 WRITE. I WAS LIKE, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. 301 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:46,146 HE'S LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY SHOW I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,214 AND THEN HE GAVE ME THREE OF THEM HE'S THE MAN 303 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,749 HE'S THE COOLEST GUY ALSO CHECK OUT HIS MOVIE, "SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS." 304 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,585 IT JUST CAME OUT IT'S MURDERING IT'S SO GOOD 305 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,654 Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY FANTASTIC. IT'S GREAT 306 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,756 IT'S SO INCREDIBLE. I HAVE ONE FUNNY PESH STORY FOR YOU THOUGH 307 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,158 I'M VERY PRIVATE ABOUT HIM, BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET PRIVATE MAN. 308 00:20:58,158 --> 00:21:04,364 BUT THERE'S ONE THING I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW HERE SO, YOU KNOW, HE'S VERY NICE 309 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,767 IF YOU'RE NICE, HE'S NICE. BUT, YOU KNOW, HE TRIES TO KEEP TO HIMSELF, UNLESS YOU'RE 310 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:13,406 A KID, AND YOU RECOGNIZE HIM FROM "HOME ALONE." AND THIS IS SOMETHING HE DID-- 311 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:20,313 AND OBVIOUSLY I'M A BIG "HOME ALONE" GUY TOO, SO I GOT TO SEE THIS 312 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,682 IF THERE WAS EVER A KID THAT NOTICED HIM AS HIS CHARACTER, HE WOULD GO UP TO THEM AND HE 313 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:27,087 WOULD GO, "LISTEN, KID." HE GOES, "YOU BETTER BE GOOD TO YOUR PARENTS THIS CHRISTMAS, 314 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:33,259 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, ME AND MY PAL, MARV, ARE GOING TO COME FIND YOU." 315 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:39,199 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LOVE YOU, JOE PESCI! AND THEN-- AND THEN THE 316 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,101 KID-- THE KID WOULD BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. AND THEN HE WOULD LOOK BACK AT 317 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:45,205 ME AND GO-- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PESH. 318 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,273 Jimmy: THAT'S PESH RIGHT THERE. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 319 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,010 HERE'S PETE DAVIDSON AND JOE PESCI IN "BUPKIS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 320 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,614 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT 321 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,617 BUT WHO THE [ BLEEP ] WOULD WANT TO DO IT? BUT JUST DO IT, WE'RE HERE 322 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,353 YOU WANT TO RUIN BOYS NIGHT NOW? BOYS NIGHT IS OVER. 323 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:04,491 I TOOK YOU GUYS OUT TO DINNER, WE HAD NICE TIME ROY GOT HALF LAID, IT'S OVER 324 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,460 IT'S TIME TO GO HOME THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO REALLY DO SOMETHING FOR 325 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,530 SOMEBODY MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE [ BLEEP ] HAPPY, INSTEAD OF YOURSELF ALL 326 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,833 THE TIME I MEANT LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, WATCHING THE GAME TOGETHER, NOT 327 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:18,238 HELPING YOUR FRIEND [ BLEEP ] A PROSTITUTE YOU CAN DO IT, PETER. 328 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:22,242 DO IT. ROY, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? 329 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:30,483 YOU'D BE DOING ME A MITZVAH THERE'S YOUR ANSWER I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, 330 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,352 BUT JUST [ BLEEP ] DO IT ALL RIGHT COME ON. 331 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,521 LET'S GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 332 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,590 LET'S DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PETE DAVIDSON! 333 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,093 ALL EPISODES OF "BUPKIS" WILL PREMIERE ON PEACOCK MAY 4th. MORE WITH PETE AFTER THE BREAK 334 00:22:40,093 --> 00:23:21,301 COME BACK, COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 335 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:25,071 EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH PETE DAVIDSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 336 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:29,476 YEAH THANK YOU Jimmy: WE ARE BOTH FANS OF 337 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:33,079 THE NEW YORK KNICKS. AND BECAUSE THEY JUST WON THEIR FIRST ROUND PLAYOFF SERIES, I 338 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,283 THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN-- THAT'S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,486 Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A RANDOM OBJECT SHOOTOUT 340 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:42,155 OKAY YEAH. Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS 341 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,623 WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS TRYING TO SHOOT RANDOM OBJECTS 342 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,425 INTO THAT HOOP IF YOU MAKE IT IN, YOU GET A A POINT. 343 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:50,897 THE OBJECTS THAT WE'RE SHOOTING TONIGHT ARE A PETE DAVIDSON ACTION FIGURE. 344 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,501 [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS THAT'S WHAT-- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK-- 345 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,103 Jimmy: YEAH, WE INVENTED THAT FOR YOU THANK YOU 346 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,471 Jimmy: YOU REALLY WORE THIS OUTFIT ONCE. I DID 347 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,707 Jimmy: YES, YOU DID THIS IS A YANKEES BATTING HELMET FILLED WITH ICE CREAM 348 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:06,746 SUNDAE IT'S A GIANT VERSION [ CHEERS ] 349 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,948 YES. VERY GOOD Jimmy: THIS IS 350 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,417 A NEW YORK RANGERS HOCKEY STICK. [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] 351 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:12,052 ALL RIGHT Jimmy: THIS IS A NEW YORK PIZZA PIE, IN THE BOX. 352 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:14,354 [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] AND LAST, WORTH FIVE POINTS, A A BOWL OF NEW YORK LOTTERY 353 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:21,428 BALLS. ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 354 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:24,464 Jimmy: PETE, SINCE I'M THE HOST, I WILL GO FIRST. I JUST SAW THIS FOR THE FIRST 355 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,099 TIME IT WAS WRITTEN OUT OH, YEAH. 356 00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:28,902 Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, USUALLY THE GUEST-- NO, YOU CAN GO FIRST, BUD 357 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,304 Jimmy: WOW. YEAH. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 358 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,506 ALL RIGHT-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL GO FIRST. 359 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,308 YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE CAN BOTH STAY HERE, AND 360 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,976 WE'LL SHOOT FROM HERE. BOTH STAY HERE, OKAY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY 361 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,379 YEAH, I DIDN'T COME TO REHEARSAL, SO. Jimmy: NO, I UNDERSTAND 362 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:41,781 YEAH. Jimmy: ME NEITHER ♪ 363 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,783 YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY, HERE WE GO 364 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,685 MAYBE I WANT TO DO UNDERHAND YEAH, SURE. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS-- 365 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,253 THIS IS THE PETE DAVIDSON ACTION FIGURE. HERE WE GO 366 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,522 ♪ BY MATTEL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 367 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,925 OH. Jimmy: SORRY. NOPE 368 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,393 [ RIM CLANGING ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS WAIT, OH, NO, PETE, YOU 369 00:24:53,393 --> 00:24:55,128 CAN'T-- [ RIM CLANGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:24:55,128 --> 00:25:01,768 YO WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 371 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,204 DUDE, THAT WAS SOME STUFF. YOU-- NO, LEAVE HIM THERE 372 00:25:04,204 --> 00:25:06,206 LEAVE HIM THERE. THAT HURT Jimmy: LEAVE HIM THERE. 373 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,308 THAT HURTS THAT-- YEAH. Jimmy: THAT HURT. 374 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:10,176 THAT HURT A LITTLE BIT THAT WASN'T-- THAT WASN'T-- YEAH 375 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,745 Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS A GOOD DUNK ALL RIGHT, COOL 376 00:25:11,745 --> 00:25:16,282 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO THIS ONE, THE ICE CREAM SUNDAE 377 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:25,392 OKAY. [ BACKBOARD CLANGING ] Jimmy: SORRY, SIR 378 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:27,794 YEAH, UNDERHAND MIGHT BE THE WAY TO GO. [ BACKBOARD CLANGING ] 379 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:33,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ DUDE 380 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,336 HOW ARE YOU GOOD AT THIS HOW ARE YOU GOOD AT THIS YOU CAN'T PRACTICE THIS. 381 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:44,544 OH, MY GOD ALL RIGHT, BUD, HERE WE GO ♪ 382 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,180 [ BACKBOARD CLANGING ] I THINK THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT. 383 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:50,483 I MEAN-- Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW MY-- YEAH 384 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,153 IT WAS LIKE THAT TO THE-- I MEAN, DOES IT GOT TO-- Jimmy: HAVE TO HAVE A VIBE. 385 00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:56,890 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ALL RIGHT, FINE. ALL RIGHT. 386 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,159 SO EASY YOU CAN DO IT. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS-- THIS IS PIZZA. 387 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:02,762 YOU CAN DO IT ANY WAY YOU WANT OKAY. Jimmy: OH, IT LOOKS GOOD 388 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,098 THOUGH YEAH. YEAH 389 00:26:05,098 --> 00:26:08,234 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S BEEN HERE A WHILE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 390 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,070 Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A COUPLE DAYS OLD YEAH. 391 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,272 Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU THROW LIKE THIS DO YOU DISCUS IT 392 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:14,341 DO YOU SPIN IT AROUND AND TOSS I THINK IT'S LIKE A - Jimmy: IS IT TOSS UP, LIKE 393 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:16,676 THAT I THINK IT'S LIKE THAT. Jimmy: SHOULD I TAKE IT OUT 394 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:22,882 OF THE BOX YEAH. [ CHEERS ] 395 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,719 Jimmy: IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU FOLD THE PIZZA YEAH. 396 00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:31,858 [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY GOOD 397 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:35,061 THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT. NOT BAD ♪ 398 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:38,298 Jimmy: I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO CHUCK THIS. ♪ 399 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:43,370 [ BACKBOARD CLANGING ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS OH 400 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:49,709 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 401 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:52,679 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOW ARE YOU REMOTELY THIS IS INSANE 402 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,614 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ALL RIGHT. 403 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,250 [ PETE CHANTS PETE, PETE, PETE I KNOW 404 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,918 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ THEY'RE YELLING, "PETE, PETE, 405 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,921 PETE." ALL RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M 406 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,625 TRYING THIS. THIS IS, LIKE, A WEIRD WET DREAM I'M HAVING 407 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:09,396 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S TIME FOR THE MONEY BALL, THE BOWL OF 408 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:12,132 NEW YORK LOTTERY BALLS REMEMBER, THIS IS WORTH FIVE POINTS 409 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:17,037 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? THAT'S BEEN-- THIS HAS BEEN 410 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:19,039 AMAZING. THANK YOU-- WHAT AN APPEARANCE 411 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,074 OH, MY GOSH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 412 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,376 HERE WE GO COME ON. FIVE POINTS. 413 00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:29,082 [ GOLF BALLS SCATTERING [ AUDIENCE OOHS IT JUST LOOKS GOOD 414 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,817 JUST DO IT FOR FUN HERE HE GOES, RIGHT THERE. STAR OF "BUPKIS," 415 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:35,388 PETE DAVIDSON, RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:39,859 YEAH, THAT'S IT. YOU DID IT THE WINNER 417 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,262 THE CHAMPION [ BELL DINGING ] PETE DAVIDSON. 418 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:43,897 "BUPKIS" PREMIERES NEXT THURSDAY ON PEACOCK. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 419 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:45,732 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, GUYS 420 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:51,104 Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU-- DUDE, HOW ARE YOU DOING-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 421 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:08,154 BOTH "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHORS WHO HAVE WRITTEN A NEW BOOK TOGETHER 422 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:13,860 CALLED "THE RHYTHM OF TIME," WHICH IS OUT NOW EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, 423 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,429 WHICH IS OUT NOW EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, QUESTLOVE AND S.A. COSBY 424 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:44,190 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: QUEST, IT'S ALWAYS 425 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,761 GREAT TO HAVE YOU IN THE GUEST CHAIR. AND SHAWN-- 426 00:28:47,761 --> 00:28:49,362 YES Jimmy:-- WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 427 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:54,234 I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE YOU WROTE "THE RHYTHM OF TIME" TOGETHER, RIGHT HERE 428 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,971 CONGRAT-- IT IS OFFICIALLY A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 429 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:01,074 Questlove: WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO Jimmy: CONGRATS 430 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,009 Questlove: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 431 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,111 Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT APPRECIATE IT Jimmy: SHAWN, YOUR OTHER 432 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,781 BEST SELLING BOOK, "RAZORBLADE TEARS,"-- YEAH. 433 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:10,450 Jimmy: BY THE WAY, WAS ALSO FEATURED ON OUR SHOW IT WAS ON THE FALLON SUMMER 434 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:15,221 READ LIST, BUT ALSO BARACK OBAMA'S SUMMER READING LIST 435 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:18,525 YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND IT'S BEING MADE 436 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:20,093 INTO A MOVIE - YEAH. Jimmy:-- PRODUCED BY 437 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,630 JERRY BRUCKHEIMER. YEAH, WHICH IS TERRIFYING Jimmy: I MEAN - 438 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:25,532 [ LAUGHTER ] HAVE YOU PROCESSED ALL THIS? NOT AT ALL. 439 00:29:25,532 --> 00:29:27,434 NOT A BIT. NO Jimmy: NO 440 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,035 IT'S LIKE, FIVE YEARS AGO I WAS WORKING AT A HARDWARE STORE CLEANING UP SPILLS 441 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,171 AND NOW THE PRESIDENT KNOWS MY NAME Jimmy: YEAH 442 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:34,874 EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Questlove: THAT'S WHAT'S UP 443 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,476 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. WHICH IS CRAZY, 'CAUSE THE 444 00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:38,912 BOOK, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, HAVING HIM READ IT, IS SORT OF LIKE YOUR MOM READING IT TOO 445 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:43,750 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE, "JUST PASS OVER THE CURSE WORDS THIS TERRIBLE STUFF THAT--" 446 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:46,186 Jimmy: NO, I'M MUCH MORE POLITE THAN THIS, MR. PRESIDENT. 447 00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:49,255 YEAH YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT 448 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,791 AND DID YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE DOING WORK? Questlove: ACTUALLY, YOU 449 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,294 KNOW WHAT, I BECAME AWARE OF HIM WHEN - 'CAUSE I'D FOLLOW YOUR SUMMER 450 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,396 READING LIST ASSUMING THAT YOU'RE GOING DO ONE THIS YEAR. 451 00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:59,065 BUT-- Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING TO DO ONE THIS YEAR, ABSOLUTELY. 452 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,868 YEAH MAYBE WE'LL HAVE "THE RHYTHM OF TIME" ON THE - 453 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,304 Questlove: HEY. I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING. Jimmy: JUST SAYING. 454 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,539 JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE-- 455 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,475 YOU'VE BOTH WRITTEN BOOKS TOGETHER-- NOT TOGETHER, BUT SEPARATELY 456 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,111 BUT NEVER A KIDS' BOOK YEAH. Jimmy: HOW DID THIS ALL 457 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:16,916 START? Questlove: BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, DURING THE PANDEMIC, I 458 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:20,253 WAS QUARANTINING ON A FARM Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 459 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:26,059 Questlove: WITHOUT-- A FARM WITHOUT CABLE. SO, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS NOTHING 460 00:30:26,059 --> 00:30:29,863 TO DO, ONLY ONLINE DEEJAYING LIKE, WE HAD WIFI, BUT I WAS BASICALLY OUT OF MY COMFORT 461 00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:33,366 ZONE AND ONCE I REALIZED LIKE - Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU NEED 462 00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:34,934 SOMETHING TO DO. Questlove: YEAH, JUST NEED SOMETHING TO DO. 463 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:41,508 AND I HAD TO DO SOMETHING CREATIVE AND, SO, I GUESS, AT THE TIME, 464 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:48,348 WHEN I WAS ONLINE DEEJAYING AND WORKING ON "SUMMER OF SOUL" AND THEN DOING THE OTHER BOOK, 465 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,518 "MUSIC IS HISTORY," THE PEOPLE I WAS STAYING WITH, THEY'RE A BUNCH OF LIFE COACHES. 466 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:55,021 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "YO, YOU'RE WRITING ANOTHER BORING HISTORY BOOK ABOUT MUSIC 467 00:30:55,021 --> 00:31:00,060 LIKE, DO SOMETHING ELSE. AND, SO, THEY, KIND OF, CHALLENGED ME. 468 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,363 I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE A TIME TRAVEL BOOK, BUT I'M A NERD THAT REALLY DOESN'T KNOW MUCH, 469 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,899 LIKE, SCIENCE FICTION JARGON, SO I ALWAYS TALKED MYSELF OUT OF IT. 470 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:10,537 AND I GUESS, LIKE, MY PUBLISHER MADE A PLAY DATE WITH US YEAH. 471 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:15,342 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: AND SO - Jimmy: THAT KIND OF WORKED. 472 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:17,177 WHAT TIME TRAVEL STUFF ARE YOU INTO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE INTO 473 00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:19,279 TIME TRAVEL? Questlove: I LOVE TIME TRAVEL 474 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,848 REMEMBER I TOLD YOU I WATCHED, LIKE, "PALM SPRINGS" LIKE AT LEAST TEN TIMES OVER THE 475 00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:24,584 PANDEMIC Jimmy: OH, YEAH Questlove: AND, YOU KNOW, 476 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,119 "BACK TO THE--" Jimmy: "BACK TO THE FUTURE. YEAH. 477 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,521 Questlove: YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, WE'VE HAD "BACK TO THE FUTURE" TALK. 478 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:30,924 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, I'M GOING TO WRITE THIS 479 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,726 BOOK I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET S.A. COSBY TO WORK-- DO YOU 480 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,695 WANT TO WORK IN THIS?" DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND GO LIKE, "EH. 481 00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:37,497 WELL, IT WAS FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN THEY CONTACTED ME, IT WAS LIKE, "YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO 482 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:42,369 WRITE A KIDS' BOOK, 'CAUSE I WRITE CRIME NOVELS USUALLY, PEOPLE GETTING SHOT IN 483 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:45,171 THE FACE IN MY BOOKS." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I-- 484 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:47,240 Jimmy: CRAZIER STUFF THAN THAT YEAH 485 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,675 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M THE PERFECT PERSON TO WRITE A KIDS' NOVEL. 486 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:51,778 Jimmy: I WOULDN'T SAY YOU'RE MY FIRST CHOICE. YEAH. 487 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:55,382 Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT DR. SEUSS NO, NO, NO. Jimmy: YEAH, NO 488 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:58,718 UNLESS DR. SEUSS HITTING PEOPLE WITH SHOVELS. [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,453 BUT-- BUT ONCE WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT, IT WAS LIKE, "WOW, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING 490 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:01,855 AN OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH QUESTLOVE. FIRST OF ALL, I'M AN OLD HIP 491 00:32:01,855 --> 00:32:04,758 HOP HEAD FROM BACK IN THE DAY. SO, GET TO WORK WITH THE OOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 492 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:11,097 YOU KNOW, "THINGS FALL APART" AND "DO YOU WANT MORE?." AND IT'S LIKE, SO, WHEN THEY 493 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,966 CALL YOU, IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, QUESTLOVE WANTS TO WRITE A BOOK WITH YOU." 494 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,068 AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER WHAT DO I GOT TO DO? 495 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:18,171 WHERE I GOTTA SHOW UP? Jimmy: WHATEVER I GOTTA DO. YEAH. 496 00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:24,077 YOU KNOW Jimmy: AND HOW DID YOU CHOOSE FOR IT TO BE FOR MIDDLE 497 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:30,684 SCHOOL KIDS? Questlove: ALL RIGHT. SO, WHEN OUR FOURTH ALBUM CAME 498 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:33,086 OUT, "THINGS FALL APART. Jimmy: YEAH Questlove: A FRIEND OF MINE 499 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:34,654 WHO WAS A TEACHER, LIKE, CONVINCED ME, LIKE, "YOU KNOW, COME AND TALK TO THE KIDS. 500 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:38,258 AND I WAS LIKE, ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE ENOUGH NOTORIETY LIKE, I'LL COME TO THE SCHOOL, 501 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:44,564 LIKE, "HEY, KIDS, HOW YOU DOING. AND, BASICALLY, THE FIRST 502 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:48,501 QUESTION THE KIDS ASKED, LIKE, DURING Q&A TIME, LIKE, "ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS." 503 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:50,303 THEY WERE LIKE-- ONE KID STOOD UP AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH, DO YOU KNOW, LIKE, A REAL CELEBRITY 504 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:53,473 LIKE ANDRE 3000? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: LIKE YOU'RE NOT 505 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,275 A REAL CEL-- YEAH Questlove: YEAH Jimmy: "DO YOU KNOW A REAL 506 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,644 CELEBRITY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: YEAH 507 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,879 AND SO, INSIDE I WAS JUST LIKE, "THEM KIDS." [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:32:59,879 --> 00:33:02,582 SO - Jimmy: KIDS-- KIDS ARE HARSH, MAN 509 00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:04,584 Questlove: YEAH SO, I WAS JUST LIKE, ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST STAY AWAY KIDS 510 00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:06,486 LIKE, SO, THAT KIND OF DISCOURAGED ME FROM-- THAT WAS, LIKE, SUCH A HUMILIATING 511 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:08,655 MOMENT, THAT I LET THAT SIT WITH ME FOREVER. Jimmy: YEAH 512 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,590 Questlove: YOU KNOW, I THINK THE PANDEMIC IS ABOUT-- YOU KNOW, WE'RE EITHER GOING TO 513 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:16,363 PIVOT OR WE'RE GOING TO PANIC. AND, SO, PRETTY MUCH I DECIDED, LIKE, TO MAKE A LIST OF 514 00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:19,165 EVERYTHING THAT I HAD A FEAR OF AND JUST ONE BY ONE, JUST 515 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:24,604 REWRITE THE-- Jimmy: CHECK THEM OFF THE LIST 516 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:28,441 Questlove: YEAH, REWRITE THE NARRATIVE. SO, I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE A 517 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,811 A KIDS' BOOK SO - Jimmy: YEAH 518 00:33:31,811 --> 00:33:33,313 Questlove: AND PLUS, I GOT TIRED OF YOU WRITING ALL THE KIDS' BOOKS. 519 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:35,548 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU'RE IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" 520 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:36,816 BEST SELLER, SO. Jimmy: SO NOW YOU GOTTA BE ON THE LIST. 521 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,752 Questlove: EVERY TIME YOU DO LIKE THAT, I WAS LIKE, AH! Jimmy: I GOT TO-- UP TO 522 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:41,788 YOU. COME ON. Questlove: RIGHT. 523 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:44,324 Jimmy: BUT IT'S A GREAT STORY. AND IT'S WELL WRITTEN. 524 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:46,760 THANK YOU Jimmy: AND YOU ARE ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER 525 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,562 LIST CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:52,499 Questlove: THANK YOU. THANK YOU WHICH IS WILD. 527 00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:54,734 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER LIST AT ALL 528 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,537 AND THEN TO BE ON IT TWICE, IT'S LIKE, SOMEBODY GOT TO PINCH ME, WAKE ME UP 529 00:33:57,537 --> 00:34:01,141 Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD 530 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:03,543 BUT I MEAN, IT'S ALSO-- IT'S A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF-- NOW YOU GOT, REALLY, THIS IS 531 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:07,147 THE TOUGHEST AUDIENCE. YOU GOT-- THEY ARE. 532 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:09,883 THEY ARE Jimmy: YOU GOT-- THEY'RE HONEST WITH YOU. 533 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:13,953 IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT, THEY DON'T LIKE IT. I WENT TO TALK TO SOME KIDS 534 00:34:13,953 --> 00:34:15,755 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND IT WAS LIKE, THE FIRST FIVE, TEN MINUTES, IT'S 535 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,190 TERRIFYING IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU'RE STARING AT THEM, THEY'RE STARING AT 536 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:18,825 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, SOMEBODY BLINK 537 00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:21,594 FIRST. Questlove: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,764 Jimmy: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING. YEAH, EXACTLY. 539 00:34:24,764 --> 00:34:26,566 Questlove: YEAH Jimmy: WELL, I THINK WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN NOW, IS YOU HAVE 540 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:31,271 TO WRITE A SEQUEL. Questlove: WELL, THERE ALREADY-- 541 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,974 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Y'ALL WANT ONE. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS 542 00:34:34,974 --> 00:34:36,910 WHEN YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL Questlove: SEE, I THOUGHT IN THE PANDEMIC IT WAS GOING TO BE 543 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:39,612 A ONE AND DONE THING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THIS 544 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:43,750 BOOK BORROWS HEAVY FROM MY LIFE SO - 545 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,685 REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THE FIRST WEEK OF THE SHOW, LIKE, EVERYTHING THAT WE EVER-- YOU 546 00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:47,454 SAID LETTERMAN TOLD YOU, LIKE, EVERYTHING THAT WAS EVER IN YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE GOING TO USE 547 00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:49,923 FOR THIS SHOW. Jimmy: YEAH Questlove: LIKE, I GAVE 548 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:52,392 EVERYTHING FOR THIS ONE BOOK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE 549 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:56,229 LIKE, YOU GOT TO WRITE TWO MORE [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:59,499 Jimmy: NOW-- NOW - Questlove: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK RIGHT 551 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:02,402 NOW. Jimmy: NOW YOU'VE GOT TO GET REAL CREATIVE. 552 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:06,639 YEAH Questlove: RIGHT. WE'RE WORKING ON THE BOOK 553 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,041 WE'RE GOING TO DIG UP SOME STUFF. Jimmy: IT'S SO FUN, AND IT'S 554 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,676 VERY-- IT'S VERY YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU Questlove: YEAH 555 00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:11,878 Jimmy: AND IT'S VERY WELL DONE CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU 556 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:14,180 AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU 557 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,883 Questlove: THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Jimmy: QUESTLOVE, 558 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,885 S.A. COSBY, EVERYBODY. "THE RHYTHM OF TIME" IS OUT NOW. 559 00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:21,688 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. 560 00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:36,202 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 561 00:35:53,953 --> 00:36:00,927 DEBUT, PERFORMING THE NUMBER ONE LATIN SONG IN THE COUNTRY, 562 00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:06,399 "ELLA BAILA SOLA," GIVE IT UP FOR PESO PLUMA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 563 00:36:16,476 --> 00:37:57,877 ♪ [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 564 00:37:57,877 --> 00:38:07,821 ♪ ♪ ♪ 565 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:34,614 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 566 00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:57,370 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 567 00:38:57,370 --> 00:39:00,840 Jimmy: OH, COME ON! THANK YOU, BUDDY THANK YOU 568 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,742 Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. PESO PLUMA 569 00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:07,747 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ELLA BAILA SOLA" IS OUT NOW 570 00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:17,624 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 571 00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:38,311 PETE DAVIDSON, QUESTLOVE, AND S.A. COSBY PESO PLUMA 572 00:39:38,311 --> 00:39:43,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA PENNSYLVANIA. 573 00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:46,853 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 574 00:39:46,853 --> 00:39:51,424 SETH MEYERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪