1 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,400 >> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,400 PLAZA HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,067 IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,067 5 00:00:10,067 --> 00:00:21,067 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:21,067 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 7 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:21,067 JIMMY FALLON 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,667 ♪ 10 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:36,233 ♪ 11 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:36,233 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 12 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:39,633 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 13 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:39,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:44,100 I FEEL THE LOVE. 15 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:44,100 I FEEL THE LOVE OUT THERE. 16 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,967 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 17 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,967 PLEASE, WELCOME. 18 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:48,367 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 19 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:48,367 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 20 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:50,533 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 21 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:50,533 RELAX, ENJOY YOURSELVES. 22 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,067 GUYS, WE GOT A LONG SHOW 23 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,067 TONIGHT. 24 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:53,600 YEAH 25 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:53,600 YOU DON'T WANT TO STAND FOR THE 26 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,033 WHOLE THING. 27 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,033 YEAH, NO 28 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:57,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:57,000 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 30 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,667 I AM SO EXCITED AND FIRED UP TO 31 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,667 BE HERE. 32 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,300 I'M PRETTY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF 33 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,300 ROBERT MUELLER 34 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,933 I REALLY AM. 35 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:05,433 EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT 37 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:05,433 MUELLER'S TESTIMONY. 38 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,733 DEMOCRATS WERE HOPING IT WOULD, 39 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,733 QUOTE, "BREATHE LIFE INTO THE 40 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,100 EFFORT TO IMPEACH TRUMP. 41 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,100 BUT AFTERWARDS THEY WERE LIKE, 42 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,133 "FORGET IMPEACHMENT, SOMEONE 43 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,133 SHOULD TRY TO BREATHE LIFE INTO 44 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:18,667 ROBERT MUELLER." 45 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:18,667 [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,100 THAT'S RIGHT 47 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,100 BOTH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS 48 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,167 THOUGHT MUELLER CAME OFF AS 49 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,167 SLOW AND OLD 50 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,700 I'M NOT SAYING MUELLER WAS BAD 51 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,700 BUT HE MADE BERNIE SANDERS LOOK 52 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,100 LIKE ONE OF THE KIDS FROM 53 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,100 "STRANGER THINGS." 54 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,833 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 55 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,833 RIGHT, MUELLER'S NOT QUITE AS 56 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:32,367 SHARP AS HE USED TO BE 57 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:32,367 THIS MORNING HE GOT UP AND 58 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,200 SAID, "OKAY, WHAT TIME DOES THE 59 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,200 HEARING START? 60 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,067 APPARENTLY, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS 62 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:40,133 THRILLED WITH HOW IT WENT. 63 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:40,133 YEP, HE WAS SO HAPPY, HE CAME 64 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,733 THIS CLOSE TO HUGGING DON JR 65 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,733 >> Steve: REALLY 66 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:42,967 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:42,967 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 68 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:44,933 HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 69 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:44,933 TRUMP WAS SO HAPPY, HE FORMED 70 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:46,700 HIS HAIR INTO A PARTY HAT. 71 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:46,700 >> Steve: OH 72 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,767 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 73 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,767 [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,633 HE WAS SO HAPPY THAT HE REHIRED 75 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,633 JEFF SESSIONS AND THEN FIRED 76 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:51,467 HIM AGAIN. 77 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:51,467 [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,700 HE WAS SO HAPPY, HE THOUGHT 79 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,700 ABOUT TAKING A VICTORY LAP, 80 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,567 JUST MADE AN INTERN DO IT FOR 81 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,567 HIM. 82 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:56,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:56,633 HE WAS SO HAPPY, HE OFFERED TO 84 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:57,600 FLY THE SQUAD BACK TO WHERE 85 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:57,600 THEY CAME FROM ON 86 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,567 AIR FORCE ONE. 87 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:02,533 THAT'S HOW HAPPY TRUMP WAS 89 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:02,533 I HEARD THAT YESTERDAY THE 90 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,500 PRESIDENT WATCHED ALL SEVEN 91 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,500 HOURS ON TV. 92 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,867 BUT TODAY HE WENT BACK TO HIS 93 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,867 USUAL SCHEDULE OF WATCHING 94 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:08,233 SEVEN HOURS OF TV. 95 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:08,233 [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:09,467 WELL, AFTER THE HEARING, TRUMP 97 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:09,467 SAID MUELLER'S PERFORMANCE WAS, 98 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:10,600 QUOTE, "ONE OF THE WORST 99 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:10,600 PERFORMANCES IN THE HISTORY OF 100 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,633 THE COUNTRY. 101 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,633 AND THEN STORMY DANIELS WAS 102 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,800 LIKE, "SECOND WORST. 103 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,800 [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:30,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:30,100 AND GET THIS, I HEARD THAT 106 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,567 DURING MUELLER'S TESTIMONY, 107 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,567 MELANIA TWEETED THAT SHE'S 108 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,367 ALREADY PREPPING FOR CHRISTMAS 109 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,367 AT THE WHITE HOUSE 110 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,533 NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR TRUMP. 111 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,533 HE'S HEARING THAT HE COULD BE 112 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,667 INDICTED AND HIS WIFE'S LIKE, 113 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,667 "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST 114 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:44,333 CHRISTMAS EVER." 115 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:44,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,667 JUST WAIT A DAY. 117 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,667 AFTER THAT, MUELLER'S TESTIMONY 118 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:49,300 YESTERDAY, A POLL FOUND THAT 119 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:49,300 MOST AMERICANS THOUGHT IT HURT 120 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:54,767 PESIDENT TRUMP 121 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:54,767 PRETTY INTERESTING POLL, TAKE 122 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,267 A LOOK AT THIS 123 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,267 60% SAID, "I THINK MUELLER'S 124 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:58,033 TESTIMONY HURTS TRUMP. 125 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:58,033 30% SAID, "I THINK MUELLER'S 126 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,767 TESTIMONY CLEARS TRUMP." 127 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,767 10% SAID, "I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO 128 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,733 THINK ABOUT MUELLER'S 129 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,733 TESTIMONY. 130 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:02,933 20% SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 131 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:02,933 YOU'RE NOT SURE, DID YOU EVEN 132 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,933 WATCH IT?" 133 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,800 30% SAID, "I MEAN, I WATCHED 135 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,800 SOME IT. 136 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,400 IT WAS SEVEN HOURS LONG. 137 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,400 WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT? 139 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,400 45% SAID, "YOU DO, CARL. 140 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,667 [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,667 ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE COUCH 142 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:14,533 AND WATCH RE-RUNS OF 143 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:14,533 "TINY HOUSE HUNTERS. 144 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,400 YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME. 146 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,467 10% SAID, "IT'S RESEARCH 147 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,467 YOU KNOW THE TINY REAL ESTATE 148 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:22,333 INDUSTRY IS BOOMING. 149 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:22,333 WE CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 150 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,300 PLEASE, JODIE, I'M EXHAUSTED." 151 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,367 36% SAID, "YOU'RE EXHAUSTED? 153 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,367 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:29,100 I'M THE ONE WORKING DOUBLE 155 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:29,100 OVERTIME 156 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,200 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HOLD DOWN 157 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,200 A JOB AT FREAKIN' 158 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,167 OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE." 159 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,167 [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,100 15% SAID, "OH, REAL CLASSY 161 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,767 LOOK, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, MY 163 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,767 UNCLE RICO THAT HE CAN GET ME 164 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,400 AN INTERVIEW AT FUDDRUCKERS 165 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,400 FIRST THING NEXT WEEK. 166 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,033 [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,033 42% SAID, "THE SAME UNCLE RICO 168 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:41,333 WHO SHOWS UP TO THANKSGIVING 169 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:41,333 DINNER EVERY YEAR COMPLETELY 170 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:44,633 PLASTERED? 171 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:44,633 GREAT, I'M GLAD THAT'S THE ONE 172 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,933 WHO WE'RE DEPENDING ON." 173 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:49,900 35% SAID, "RICO'S A GOOD MAN 175 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:49,900 AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU 176 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,867 WEREN'T SO BUSY NITPICKING 177 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,867 EVERYTHING I DO. 178 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:54,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:54,000 THEN 100% SAID, "IF YOU LOVE 180 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,700 RICO SO MUCH, HOW ABOUT YOU AND 181 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,700 HIM MOVE INTO A TINY HOUSE 182 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,233 TOGETHER?" 183 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:05,067 THAT WAS OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT 185 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,067 OF OUR SEGMENT "INTERESTING 186 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,067 POLLS. 187 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:11,867 ♪ 188 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:11,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,200 >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS TODAY, 190 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,200 THE PRESIDENT SPOKE AT A 191 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,400 A CEREMONY FOR HIS NEW 192 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,400 SECRETARY OF DEFENSE 193 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:14,933 BUT IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS 194 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:14,933 195 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:18,767 HAVING SOME TROUBLE TALKING 196 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,767 TODAY. 197 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,767 WATCH THIS 198 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,600 KICKED IN -- 199 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,600 BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS, 200 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:28,767 ADVISING LAWMARKERS AND THE 201 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:28,767 COMBAT INFANTRIVEN BADGE 202 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,500 WE TALKED TO ALL OF THEM 203 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,500 AND THEY TALKED TO US. 204 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:37,500 [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:37,500 >> Steve: WOW! 206 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,033 >> Jimmy: "MY FAVORITE SHOW IS 207 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,033 "THIS -- THIS IS US. 208 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:42,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:42,200 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, GET THIS, I 210 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,467 READ THAT SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE 211 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,467 TO DROP OFF AND PICK UP UPS 212 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:48,467 PACKAGES AT 213 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:48,467 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS. 214 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:50,433 IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE 215 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:50,433 UPS DRIVER JUST THROWS YOUR 216 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,000 PACKAGE OVER YOUR FENCE INTO AN 217 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,000 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS. 218 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,467 [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,467 >> Steve: WAIT, I'M SORRY. 220 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,867 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT? 221 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,867 >> Steve: SO YOU'RE SAYING 222 00:04:57,867 --> 00:04:58,867 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PICK UP UPS 223 00:04:57,867 --> 00:04:58,867 PACKAGES AT 224 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:03,800 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS? 225 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:03,800 >> Jimmy: YEAH 226 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,433 >> Steve: AND THAT MAKES IT 227 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,433 SIMPLER? 228 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,233 >> Jimmy: SURE, YEAH, YEAH 229 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,233 YOU ORDER YOUR PACKAGE THROUGH 230 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:09,533 UPS, INSTEAD OF GETTING IT AT 231 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:09,533 YOUR HOUSE, YOU GET IT OVER AT 232 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:15,400 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS. 233 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:15,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,233 >> Steve: WHAT IF THERE ISN'T 235 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,233 AN ADVANCED AUTO PARTS NEAR MY 236 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,367 HOUSE? 237 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,367 >> Jimmy: THERE PROBABLY WON'T 238 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,367 BE 239 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,367 BUT YOU CAN MOVE CLOSER TO ONE 240 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,033 [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,033 >> Steve: SO LET ME GET THIS 242 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:27,000 STRAIGHT 243 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:27,000 IF I LIKE WHERE I LIVE - 244 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,700 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 245 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,700 >> Steve: AND I LIKE MY HOUSE, 246 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,767 RIGHT? 247 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,767 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE BEEN TO 248 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:30,933 YOUR HOUSE 249 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:30,933 IT'S BEAUTIFUL 250 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:33,000 >> Steve: I LOVE MY HOUSE. 251 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:33,000 BUT I WANT TO PICK UP MY UPS 252 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,567 PACKAGE. 253 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,567 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, I DON'T SEE 254 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,433 WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 255 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,433 >> Steve: I'LL HAVE THE OPTION 256 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:37,733 OF MOVING CLOSER TO AN 257 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:37,733 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS TO PICK UP 258 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:41,467 MY UPS PACKAGE 259 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:41,467 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WAY IT'S 260 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:44,400 EASIER 261 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:44,400 >> Steve: SO I HAVE TO UPROOT 262 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,033 MY FAMILY. 263 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,033 [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,467 >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS WILL MAKE 265 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,467 NEW FRIENDS. 266 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,767 >> Steve: RIGHT. 267 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,767 [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:51,500 SO THAT I CAN GET MY PACKAGE AT 269 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:51,500 ADVANCED AUTO PARTS. 270 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,567 LET ME -- LET ME JUST MAKE SURE 271 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,567 I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT 272 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:57,500 >> Jimmy: I DON'T -- I DON'T 273 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:57,500 SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 274 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,033 >> Steve: OKAY 275 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,033 WHAT DO I DO 276 00:06:01,033 --> 00:06:03,100 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY EASY 277 00:06:01,033 --> 00:06:03,100 YOU JUST GO TO A POST OFFICE 278 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,867 >> Steve: RIGHT. 279 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,867 >> Jimmy: YOU GET A BOX. 280 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:07,300 >> Steve: ANY SIZE BOX 281 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:07,300 >> Jimmy: SURE, ANY SIZE BOX 282 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,800 DOESN'T MATTER 283 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,800 YOU SHIP IT THROUGH UPS. 284 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,767 >> Steve: YES. 285 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,767 >> Jimmy: AND THEN IT ENDS UP 286 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:14,267 AT AN ADVANCED AUTO PARTS. 287 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:14,267 [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:16,333 >> Steve: THE CAR PARTS STORE? 289 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:16,333 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 290 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,867 >> Steve: OH 291 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,867 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT 292 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,600 >> Steve: YEAH, I GOT IT 293 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,600 NOW, I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION 294 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,233 FOR YOU. 295 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,233 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 296 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,967 >> Steve: WHAT IF I NEED TO BUY 297 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,967 AUTO PARTS 298 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:29,067 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GO TO 299 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:29,067 UPS. 300 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:36,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 301 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:36,633 IT'S EASIER. 302 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,133 >> Steve: THAT DOESN'T SEEM 303 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,133 MUCH EASIER AT ALL 304 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,900 >> Jimmy: MUCH EASIER. 305 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,900 >> Steve: THAT SEEMS MUCH 306 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,633 HARDER 307 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,633 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING VIRAL, 308 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:42,867 EVERYBODY. 309 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:42,867 SOMEONE TRIED TO ORDER A CAKE 310 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,200 FOR A TWO-YEAR-OLD THAT SAID 311 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,200 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZARD. 312 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,600 BUT THE BAKERY MISHEARD THEM 313 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,600 AND SENT THEM A CAKE THAT SAID, 314 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,333 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOSER." 315 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,333 THIS IS REAL 316 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,500 LOOK AT THIS 317 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,500 [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,767 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 319 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,767 MEANWHILE, AT THE WHITE HOUSE, 320 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,467 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WHY DOES THE 321 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,467 CAKE I ORDERED FOR DON JR. SAY, 322 00:06:54,467 --> 00:06:56,200 'LIZARD?'" 323 00:06:54,467 --> 00:06:56,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:07,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 325 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:07,933 AND FINALLY, THIS IS AMAZING 326 00:07:07,933 --> 00:07:09,133 IN NORTH DAKOTA, A COLLEGE 327 00:07:07,933 --> 00:07:09,133 STUDENT DISCOVERED A 328 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:14,300 A 65 MILLION-YEAR-OLD DINOSAUR 329 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:14,300 SKULL. 330 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,600 EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE, IT TOOK 331 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,600 HIS ROOMMATE ONLY AN HOUR TO 332 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,333 TURN IT INTO A BONG. 333 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:19,767 YOU GUYS, WE'VE GOT A GREAT 335 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:19,767 SHOW TONIGHT 336 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:21,700 COME ON WITH ME. 337 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,700 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 338 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:21,700 COME HERE. 339 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 340 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,467 ♪ 341 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:35,933 ♪ 342 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:35,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:39,033 >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS IS VERY 344 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:39,033 EXCITING 345 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:42,300 VOTING IS DONE 346 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:42,300 AND THE POLLS ARE CLOSED 347 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,600 WE'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE 348 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,600 WINNING BOOK IN THIS YEAR'S 349 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,233 "TONIGHT SHOW SUMMER READS" 350 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,233 CONTEST. 351 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,967 NOW, WE GAVE YOU GUYS FIVE TO 352 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,967 CHOOSE FROM, FIVE GREAT BOOKS. 353 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,300 I'LL LINE THEM UP RIGHT HERE 354 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,300 AND THEN WE HAVE -- WE ASKED 355 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,467 YOU GUYS TO VOTE ON IT ONLINE, 356 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,467 ON OUR WEBSITE AND EVERYONE 357 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:56,200 DID. 358 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:56,200 THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING. 359 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,367 WE GOT CLOSE TO A MILLION 360 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,367 VOTES. 361 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,733 >> Steve: WOW. 362 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,733 >> Jimmy: IN THE PAST WEEK 363 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,033 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,033 HERE ARE THE FIVE BOOKS IN THE 365 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:07,667 RUNNING. 366 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:07,667 AND THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. 367 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:11,133 SO IT WAS "SILENT PATIENT. 368 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:11,133 THAT'S THE WOMAN WHO SHOOTS HER 369 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:16,433 HUSBAND, THEN SHE WON'T TALK 370 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:16,433 >> Steve: RIGHT. 371 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:18,400 >> Jimmy: YUP. 372 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:18,400 "ASK AGAIN, YES. 373 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,700 TWO COUPLES LIVE NEXT DOOR TO 374 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,700 EACH OTHER IN NEW YORK CITY AND 375 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,900 THEN SOMETHING SHOCKING 376 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,900 HAPPENS. 377 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,433 ONE FAMILY HAS TO MOVE AWAY. 378 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,433 >> Steve: AWAY 379 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,633 >> Jimmy: BUT THE KIDS, THEY 380 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,633 STAND -- THEY GET BACK 381 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:28,033 TOGETHER 382 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:28,033 AND THEN LATER - 383 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:30,000 >> Steve: THEY ASK AGAIN, YES. 384 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:30,000 >> Jimmy: FIND OUT WHAT WENT 385 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,533 DOWN 386 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,533 [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,400 THIS ONE, "GONE DEAD," SHE 388 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,400 INHERITS A HOUSE AFTER HER 389 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,900 FATHER DIED YEARS AGO. 390 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,900 SHE FINDS OUT WHEN HER FATHER 391 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,967 DIED, THAT DAY SHE WENT 392 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,967 MISSING. 393 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:40,700 >> Steve: OOH. 394 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:40,700 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 395 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,233 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE, "FLEISCHMAN 396 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,233 IS IN TROUBLE" THIS GUY -- 397 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:45,333 EX-WIFE DROPS THE KIDS OFF 398 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:45,333 AND THEN SHE LEAVES. 399 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:50,233 NEVER RETURNS. 400 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:50,233 [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,200 BUT IT'S SET IN A HUMOROUS WAY 402 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,200 >> Steve: RIGHT. 403 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,833 OH, IT'S GOOD. 404 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,833 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 405 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,300 >> Jimmy: I THINK, I THINK 406 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,300 SHE'S FUNNY. 407 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,133 SO IT'S PROBABLY FUNNY 408 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,133 AND THEN THIS IS "THE CHAIN. 409 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:58,800 THIS IS A THRILLER 410 00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:58,800 A STRANGER SAYS HE KIDNAPS YOUR 411 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,300 CHILD. 412 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,300 AND TO FREE THEM, YOU MUST 413 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:05,900 ABDUCT SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD. 414 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:05,900 >> Steve: OOH. 415 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,733 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 416 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,733 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOW PART OF 417 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:09,167 THE CHAIN. 418 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:09,167 BUT NOW -- THEY'RE ALL 419 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,800 FANTASTIC BOOKS BUT ONLY ONE 420 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,800 CAN BE THE WINNER. 421 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:16,900 DRUMROLL, PLEASE 422 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:16,900 [ DRUMROLL ] 423 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,033 OH, WOW, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 424 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,033 THAT'S EVER HAPPENED 425 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,433 >> Steve: WOW, IT'S LIKE RAIN. 426 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,433 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE MAKING 427 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,067 A DRUMROLL WITH THEIR LEGS 428 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,067 >> Steve: IT'S LIKE RAIN IN 429 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,600 AFRICA 430 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,600 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE AUDIENCE 431 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,900 MAKING THE SOUND WITH THEIR 432 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,900 LEGS 433 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,433 ♪ DO DO DO DO 434 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,433 DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 435 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:31,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:31,067 >> Steve: OH 437 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:34,767 OOH. 438 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:34,767 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 439 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:44,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:44,400 OH 441 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,233 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 442 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,233 OH 443 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:56,167 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 444 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:56,167 >> Jimmy: THE WINNER THAT GOT 445 00:09:56,167 --> 00:10:00,300 THE MOST VOTES AND WILL BE OUR 446 00:09:56,167 --> 00:10:00,300 "TONIGHT SHOW SUMMER READ" IS 447 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:04,767 "ASK AGAIN, YES. 448 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:04,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 449 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:07,600 ♪ 450 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:07,600 BY MARY BETH KEANE 451 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,233 THAT IS THE WINNER 452 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,233 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR VOTING 453 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,167 >> Steve: WOW! 454 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,167 >> Jimmy: IT WAS REALLY CLOSE 455 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:18,633 BETWEEN THAT AND "THE CHAIN. 456 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:18,633 "THE CHAIN," I THINK IT WAS 457 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,500 3,000 VOTES. 458 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,500 >> Steve: WOW. 459 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,567 >> Jimmy: BUT IT WON 460 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,567 AND CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH. 461 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,167 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 462 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,167 WE'RE GOING TO READ THIS BOOK 463 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,567 TOGETHER 464 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,567 I WANT ALL OF US TO READ IT 465 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,367 TOGETHER 466 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,367 AND THEN FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM 467 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:28,933 AND FACEBOOK 468 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:28,933 OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, I'LL 469 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:30,367 BE CHECKING IN 470 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:30,367 I HAVE NOT READ THIS BOOK. 471 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:32,433 I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 472 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:32,433 GOOD OR NOT. 473 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,833 >> Steve: WELL, THEN READ IT 474 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,833 >> Jimmy: I KNOW 475 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,400 THESE ARE ALL GOOD BOOKS 476 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,400 BUT, I'M GOING TO READ IT WITH 477 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,933 YOU. 478 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,933 AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 479 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:39,567 LIKE WHAT BOOK CLUBS DO. 480 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:39,567 >> Steve: YEAH 481 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,433 >> Jimmy: YEAH 482 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,433 AND THEN I WANT TO MAKE SURE 483 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:45,233 THAT YOU'RE READING IT, TOO. 484 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:45,233 SO USE THE HASHTAG 485 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,000 #TONIGHTSHOWSUMMERREADS. 486 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,000 AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK 487 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,867 TOGETHER 488 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,867 YOU CAN GO TO 489 00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,267 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/SUMMERREADS TO 490 00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,267 FIND OUT WHERE TO GET THIS 491 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:52,133 BOOK 492 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:52,133 AND YEAH, IT'S A BIG DEAL. 493 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:56,067 THIS IS -- 494 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:56,067 "I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS." 495 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:59,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:59,133 OH, MY GOSH. 497 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,433 YOU GUYS, IT'S THE 498 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,433 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET PUPPET 499 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:03,733 [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:03,733 "I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS 501 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:08,567 THE 'ASK AGAIN, --' IS THE 502 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:08,567 WINNER 503 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,600 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO 504 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,600 BE --" 505 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:15,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:15,000 IT WAS NOT 507 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,533 IT WAS VERY CLOSE. 508 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,533 IT WAS NOT "THE -- 509 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,733 "YOU SURE? 510 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,733 YEAH, I'M SURE 511 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:19,367 "YOU SURE? 512 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:19,367 I AM SURE. 513 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,567 "ASK AGAIN --" "ASK AGAIN, 514 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,567 YES. 515 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,800 "ASK AGAIN --" 516 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,800 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, "ASK AGAIN, 517 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,467 YES" IS THE BOOK 518 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,467 "WELL, THAT IS THE BOOK I WILL 519 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:32,400 READ, AS WELL. 520 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:32,400 >> Steve: SO THE DUMMY'S GOING 521 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,633 TO READ THE BOOK 522 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,633 >> Jimmy: "DO NOT CALL HIM A 523 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,033 A DUMMY. 524 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,033 HE'S THE HOST OF 525 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,533 'THE TONIGHT SHOW. 526 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,533 [ LAUGHTER ] 527 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:39,300 THAT IS RUDE FOR YOU TO DO 528 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:39,300 THAT 529 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,067 HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING 531 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,500 HE'S A PROFESSIONAL. 532 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,500 DON'T LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE 533 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,333 THAT." 534 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,333 >> Steve: I'M SORRY. 535 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,967 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 536 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,967 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE -- I THINK 537 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,333 HE WAS -- NEVER MIND 538 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,333 HE'S ACTUALLY -- HE'S A VERY 539 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,500 TALENTED -- A VERY TALENTED 540 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,500 GUY, THE TIMOTHEE CHALEMET 541 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,633 PUPPET 542 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,633 >> Steve: HE'S A 543 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,267 TIMOTHEE CHALEMET PUPPET 544 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,267 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT 545 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,567 HE CAN DO? 546 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,567 >> Steve: YEAH 547 00:11:56,567 --> 00:12:05,200 ♪ 548 00:11:56,567 --> 00:12:05,200 OKAY 549 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,400 BLINDFOLDED. 550 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,400 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING 551 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,800 "NO, I CANNOT. 552 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,800 >> Steve: OKAY 553 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,000 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I 555 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,167 HOLDING UP 556 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,167 "I TOLD YOU I CANNOT SEE 557 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,467 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 558 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,467 [ LAUGHTER ] 559 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,767 YOU AN IDIOT 560 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,767 YOU ARE THE DUMMY" 561 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,600 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 562 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,600 ALL RIGHT, HIGGINS, HOLD 563 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,533 SOMETHING UP 564 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,533 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HOLD 565 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,000 UP 566 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,000 >> Steve: YEAH 567 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,467 >> Jimmy: ANYTHING 568 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,467 >> Steve: OKAY 569 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,967 >> Jimmy: ANYTHING 570 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,967 OKAY 571 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,067 >> Steve: THERE WE GO, RIGHT 572 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,067 THERE, GIVE IT A SHOT. 573 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,700 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 574 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,700 CAN WE HAVE SOME SILENCE, 575 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,500 PLEASE 576 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,500 >> Steve: I'LL HOLD IT RIGHT BY 577 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,833 MY FACE. 578 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:44,300 WOW. 580 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:44,300 HIS BRAIN IS WORKING 581 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:50,433 >> Jimmy: "IS IT A CYLINDER? 582 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:50,433 >> Steve: WOW, YES 583 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:54,267 YES, IT IS A CYLINDER. 584 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:54,267 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 585 00:12:54,267 --> 00:13:00,067 AMAZING. 586 00:12:54,267 --> 00:13:00,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 587 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,967 >> Jimmy: "IS IT SHINY?" 588 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,967 >> Steve: YES, IT IS SHINY 589 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:09,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:09,400 >> Jimmy: "I'M ALMOST TOO 591 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,267 EXHAUSTED. 592 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,267 [ LAUGHTER ] 593 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,900 NO, YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE 594 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,900 YOU MUST CONTINUE, 595 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:16,567 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET PUPPET 596 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:16,567 YOU'RE VERY CLOSE. 597 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:20,700 "I'LL ONLY DO THIS FOR YOU 598 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:20,700 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 599 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,467 IS IT A BEVERAGE?" 600 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,467 >> Steve: YES, YES, IT IS 601 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,433 A BEVERAGE 602 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,433 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT IS A CAN 603 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:29,133 OF LA CROIX. 604 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:29,133 >> Steve: WOW! 605 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,967 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 606 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,967 ♪ 607 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,500 >> Jimmy: WAIT, BEFORE - 608 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,500 >> Steve: WAIT 609 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,133 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO GUESS -- 610 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,133 >> Steve: WHAT FLAVOR? 611 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,300 >> Jimmy: WHAT 612 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,300 >> Steve: WHAT FLAVOR? 613 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,400 >> Jimmy: DON'T MAKE HIM DO 614 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,400 THAT 615 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,833 >> Steve: YES. 616 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,833 CAN YOU GUESS THE FLAVOR 617 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:41,933 >> Jimmy: DON'T MAKE HIM DO 618 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:41,933 THAT 619 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:45,000 PAMPLEMMOUSSE. 620 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:45,000 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 621 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,200 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 622 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,200 ♪ 623 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,733 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 624 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,733 TIMOTHEE CHALEMET PUPPET 625 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,600 OH, MY GOSH. 626 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,600 >> Steve: HE'S TIRED 627 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,000 HE FELL ASLEEP 628 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,000 >> Jimmy: HE'S EXHAUSTED 629 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,433 >> Steve: HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE 630 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,433 CHAIR. 631 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,000 >> Jimmy: HE'S EXHAUSTED 632 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 633 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,067 HE'S CAN'T DO -- HE'S A -- 634 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,067 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 635 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,767 >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT A MENTALIST 636 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,767 >> Steve: YOU KNOW, THE BRAIN 637 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,233 USES - 638 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,233 >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY TALENTED 639 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,667 >> Steve: YEAH 640 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,667 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, I'M VERY 641 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,200 EXCITED ABOUT THIS 642 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,200 I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS. 643 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,267 WE DID THIS LAST YEAR. 644 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,267 AND WE LOVE OUR AUTHOR LAST 645 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,967 YEAR 646 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,967 IT WAS "CHILDREN OF BLOOD AND 647 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,433 BONE" WHICH IS STILL ON THE 648 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,433 BESTSELLER LIST. 649 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,600 AND TOMI ADEYEMI - 650 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,600 AND SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 651 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,467 MARY BETH KEANE ON THE SHOW. 652 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,467 AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO READ 653 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,667 THIS TOGETHER. 654 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,667 IT'S AWESOME 655 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,167 I'M SO EXCITED 656 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,167 GO TO YOUR BOOKSTORE AND PICK 657 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:19,033 THIS UP RIGHT NOW. 658 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:19,033 ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS HERE DON'T 659 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:21,133 HAVE TO. 660 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:21,133 BECAUSE EVERYONE IN TONIGHT'S 661 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,867 AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH 662 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,867 THEIR OWN VERY OWN COPY, YES 663 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 664 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,400 ♪ 665 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:30,167 STICK AROUND 666 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:30,167 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 667 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,167 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 668 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 669 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:53,167 ♪ 670 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:53,167 ♪ 671 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:53,900 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 672 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:53,900 EVERYBODY. 673 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:59,900 WE ARE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY OUR 674 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:59,900 RESIDENT SCIENCE EXPERT, GIVE 675 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:59,900 IT UP FOR KEVIN DELANEY. 676 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,467 ♪ 677 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,467 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU 678 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:03,933 BUDDY. 679 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:03,933 KEVIN -- KEVIN, WELCOME BACK TO 680 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,000 THE SHOW 681 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,000 IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU 682 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,400 BUDDY. 683 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,400 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO 684 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,933 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE WE DOING 685 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,933 FIRST HERE 686 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,567 >> DO YOU LIKE FIREWORKS 687 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,567 >> Jimmy: YES. 688 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,533 WE ALL DO. 689 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,533 >> DO YOU LIKE - 690 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:14,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 691 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:14,067 YES, OF COURSE 692 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,600 DO YOU LIKE S'MORES? 693 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,600 >> Jimmy: DO I LIKE S'MORES? 694 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,900 YES, OF COURSE 695 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,900 >> OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO COMBINE 696 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,900 THE TWO. 697 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,900 SO GO AHEAD, AND -- YOU GOT 698 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,033 THOSE ON 699 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,033 >> Jimmy: YES. 700 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:22,467 IT'S GREAT 701 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:22,467 >> OH YOU LOOK VERY COOL 702 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,333 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 703 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,333 >> YOU LOOK LIKE THE 704 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,200 TERMINATOR 705 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,200 >> Jimmy: I'LL BE -- NO, I 706 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,533 WON'T. 707 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,533 I WON'T SAY THAT 708 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,633 >> YEAH. 709 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,633 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 710 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:29,800 SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO HOLD 711 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:29,800 THE S'MORES -- 712 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,333 >> Jimmy: OKAY 713 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,333 >> AND I'VE GOT THE MARSHMALLOW 714 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,267 HERE 715 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,267 SO -- WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO -- I 716 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,467 HAVE A SPARKLER BACK HERE. 717 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,467 OKAY, SO I'M GONNA LIGHT THE 718 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,167 SPARKLER, AND I'M GONNA USE IT 719 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,167 TO ROAST THIS MARSHMALLOW. 720 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,233 SO THIS IS A TITANIUM SPARKLER 721 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,233 SO IT REACHES ABOUT 600 DEGREES 722 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:45,767 CELSIUS. 723 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:45,767 OR IF YOU'RE IN TO FAHRENHEIT, 724 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,500 IT'S OVER A THOUSAND DEGREES 725 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,500 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M IN TO 726 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,467 FAHRENHEIT 727 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,467 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 728 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,000 >> REALLY, REALLY HOT. 729 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,000 SO IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO -- 730 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,433 YEAH, YEAH 731 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,433 ME TOO 732 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:53,633 ME TOO MAN 733 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:53,633 >> Jimmy: YEAH 734 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,933 >> SO IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO 735 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,933 TOAST THIS REALLY WELL DONE. 736 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,567 SO ARE YOU READY 737 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,567 >> Jimmy: OKAY YEAH. 738 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,333 YEAH, LET'S -- 739 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,333 >> ALRIGHT 740 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,300 [ CLICKING ] 741 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,300 READY? 742 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,167 HERE WE GO 743 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,167 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC. 744 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,567 THIS IS PERFECT TO DO IN THE 745 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,567 SUMMER 746 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:05,667 >> IT'S ABOUT EIGHT FEET TALL, 747 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:05,667 GIVE OR TAKE 748 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:13,133 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 749 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:13,133 >> Jimmy: YES, YES 750 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,233 THAT IS THE WAY TO DO IT RIGHT 751 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,233 THERE. 752 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,733 LOOK AT THAT, PERFECTLY DONE 753 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 754 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,600 >> OKAY. 755 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,600 SO, NOW, DO YOU WANT TO GET 756 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,900 A S'MORE - 757 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,900 CAUSE I'M GOING TO GET THE 758 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,433 POPCORN -- 759 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,433 >> Jimmy: YEAH I'LL GET 760 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,933 A S'MORE READY TO GO THERE 761 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,933 HERE YOU GO. 762 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,333 >> WE WANTED TO HAVE ENOUGH SO 763 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,333 >> Jimmy: PERFECT, THANK YOU 764 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,733 VERY MUCH. 765 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,733 >> HERE, YOU WANT TO - 766 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,167 >> Jimmy: JUST PUT ONE ON TOP 767 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,167 OF THERE 768 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,700 >> YEAH, YEAH. 769 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,700 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT 770 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,033 THANK YOU KEVIN. 771 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,033 >> THERE YOU GO. 772 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,567 >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU REALLY DID 773 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,567 IT PERFECTLY 774 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,300 >> DON'T EAT IT, IT'S FULL OF 775 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,300 TITANIUM 776 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,400 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,400 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 778 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,833 I APPRECIATE THAT. 779 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,833 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 780 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,567 I'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE 781 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,567 CAN I EAT THAT 782 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,600 >> WE HAVE SOME MORE 783 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,600 SPARKLERS -- 784 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,000 YOU ALL RIGHT? 785 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,000 >> Jimmy: YEAH - 786 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,133 >> DID YOU EAT A PLAIN RAW 787 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,133 MARSHMALLOW? 788 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,833 >> Jimmy: I DID, BUT YEAH, 789 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,833 THAT'S - 790 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,500 >> I THINK THAT'S SAFE 791 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,500 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I DIDN'T COME 792 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,133 TO REHEARSAL 793 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 794 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,767 >> ALRIGHT, THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S 795 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,767 OKAY 796 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:51,967 HAVE YOU SEEN -- THERE'S A 797 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:51,967 A MOVIE CALLED "TITANIC" THAT'S 798 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,700 ABOUT THIS BOAT. 799 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,700 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 800 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,533 >> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS. 801 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,533 YEAH 802 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,933 >> OKAY, YEAH. 804 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,900 THE I'M FLYING SCENE, WHERE 805 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,900 JACK AND ROSE ARE ON THE BOW OF 806 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,333 THE BOAT 807 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,333 AND THERE'S BEAUTIFUL MUSIC 808 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,033 PLAYING. 809 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,033 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 810 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,267 >> AND HE ASKS HER, "DO YOU 811 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,267 TRUST ME," AND WHAT DOES SHE 812 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:11,800 SAY? 813 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:11,800 SHE SAYS, "I TRUST YOU, JACK." 814 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:17,733 RIGHT? 815 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:17,733 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 816 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:18,933 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 817 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:18,933 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 818 00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,467 >> DO YOU TRUST ME, JIMMY. 819 00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,467 >> Jimmy: I TRUST YOU KEVIN. 820 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,667 >> WE'RE GOING TO RE-CREATE THE 821 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,667 SCENE. 822 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,967 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT. 823 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,967 >> SO I NEED YOUR ARMS OUT AT 824 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:26,667 90 DEGREE ANGLE. 825 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:26,667 >> Jimmy: OKAY 826 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,300 >> IMAGINE YOU'RE LOOKING OUT 827 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,300 AT THE BEAUTIFUL OCEAN 828 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,267 A RESEARCHER'S BEEN DECEIVED BY 829 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,267 A WOMAN, AN OLD WOMAN. 830 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 831 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,333 OKAY 832 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,300 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 833 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,300 >> IT'S "TITANIC." 834 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,333 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 835 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,333 >> OKAY READY, LIGHT THE 836 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:42,200 TITANIUM 837 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:42,200 [ CHEERS ] 838 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:49,667 WOW! 839 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:49,667 >> Jimmy: YES! 840 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,200 ♪ NEAR FAR WHEREVER ♪ 841 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,200 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 842 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,700 >> HOW ARE YOU DOING 843 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,700 >> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. 844 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,667 I'M NOT ON FIRE, AM I? 845 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,667 >> HOW IS YOUR HEART, DID IT GO 846 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,667 ON 847 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,667 >> Jimmy: MY HEART WAS GONNA GO 848 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,067 ON 849 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 850 00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,467 >> OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 851 00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,467 SO, WE WERE ABLE TO DO THAT, SO 852 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:04,533 WHY DIDN'T IT BURN YOU 853 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:04,533 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY 854 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,933 >> THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH HEAT 855 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,933 ENERGY IN A LITTLE TINY SPARK 856 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:10,633 TO BURN YOUR SKIN. 857 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:10,633 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT DID THE 858 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,733 MARSHMALLOW. 859 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,733 >> RIGHT 860 00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:12,933 >> Jimmy: SO HAD MY HANDS IN 861 00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:12,933 CLOSER TO IT 862 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:14,033 >> RIGHT, BECAUSE HEAT IS 863 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:14,033 A PRODUCT OF AN OBJECT MASS, 864 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,267 AND IT'S TEMPERATURE 865 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,267 SO A LARGER OBJECT LIKE THE 866 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,633 MARSHMALLOW, WITH ALL THAT HEAT 867 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,633 CONCENTRATED ON IT, COOKED THE 868 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,400 MARSHMALLOW. 869 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,400 BUT JUST A SMALL AMOUNT OF HEAT 870 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:23,067 ON YOUR SKIN DIDN'T HURT YOU AT 871 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:23,067 ALL. 872 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,900 >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. 873 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,900 >> BUT DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. 874 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,433 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 875 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,433 DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME 876 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,067 >> SO I WAS A PINEWOODS DERBY 877 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,067 CHAMPION - 878 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,133 >> Jimmy: NICE 879 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,133 >> WHEN I WAS A KID. 880 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:34,867 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 881 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:34,867 [ APPLAUSE ] 882 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,167 SO WE HAVE SOME PINEWOOD DERBY 883 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,167 STYLE RACING CARS HERE 884 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:41,733 BUT BECAUSE -- COME ON OVER 885 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:41,733 HERE 886 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,933 WE'RE PEOPLE OF SCIENCE. 887 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,933 SO WE HAVE SOME LITTLE 888 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,033 CO2 CARTRIDGES IN THE BACK TO 889 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,033 POWER THEM 890 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,333 SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS -- 891 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,333 I'M GONNA PUT YOUR HAND THERE. 892 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,633 >> Jimmy: YEP. 893 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,633 >> AND YOU WANT TO PULL OUT THE 894 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:53,000 PIN, BUT DON'T LET IT GO UNTIL 895 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:53,000 I SAY SO 896 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,867 >> Jimmy: OKAY, SURE 897 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,867 >> SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE LET 898 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,867 GO 899 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,867 ALRIGHT, READY 900 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,067 >> Jimmy: YES. 901 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,067 >> THREE, TWO, ONE 902 00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:01,333 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 903 00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:01,333 >> Jimmy: OH FANTASTIC 904 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,667 >> AWESOME 905 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 906 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,000 >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE IT IN SLOW 907 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,000 MOTION 908 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,300 YOU GOT ME 909 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,300 YOU TOOK ME. 910 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,633 YEAH, YOU'RE THE CHAMP RIGHT 911 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,633 THERE BUD. 912 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,133 >> THAT'S OKAY 913 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,133 THAT'S OKAY. 914 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,700 [ APPLAUSE ] 915 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,700 >> OKAY, SO I KNOW YOU LIKE 916 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,633 RACING ON THE SHOW A LOT 917 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,633 >> Jimmy: YEAH I DO. 918 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,833 >> WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE 919 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,833 HAD HUMAN SIZED VERSIONS OF 920 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,333 THESE SORT OF CARS 921 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,333 WOULDN'T IT BE COOL? 922 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:21,967 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 923 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:21,967 I AGREE. 924 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:22,933 TARIQ, DO YOU WANT TO RACE 925 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:22,933 AGAINST HIM? 926 00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,700 >> Tariq: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER 927 00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,700 ASK. 928 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 929 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,867 ♪ 930 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:32,600 >> Jimmy: REALLY 931 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:32,600 >> YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO PUT 932 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,800 ON THESE GLOVES CAUSE IT'S 933 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,800 GONNA GET COLD 934 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,633 >> Jimmy: WOW, REALLY? 935 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,633 REALLY 936 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,967 >> OH, NOW IT'S GETTING 937 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,967 SERIOUS. 938 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,600 >> ALL RIGHT 939 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,600 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE DO? 940 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,133 >> FOLLOW ME, WE'RE GOING TO GO 941 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,133 OUT INTO THE HALLWAY 942 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,400 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 943 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,400 >> ALL RIGHT 944 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,600 >> Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED 945 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,600 SOMETHING ABOUT THE 50th 946 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,667 ANNIVERSARY OF THE MOON 947 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,667 LANDING? 948 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,967 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 949 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,967 AND SO PRETTY MUCH, THIS IS THE 950 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:52,900 SAME WAY THAT LIKE WE MOVE 951 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:52,900 OBJECTS AROUND IN SPACE. 952 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,667 SO IT'S A LARGE, YOU KNOW, 953 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,667 THROWING MASS BEHIND A CRAFT 954 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,433 RIGHT? 955 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,433 MOVING IT IN THE OPPOSITE 956 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:01,300 DIRECTION. 957 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:01,300 SO PRETTY MUCH WHAT WE'RE GOING 958 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,733 TO DO IS THE SAME THING. 959 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,733 SO DOWN HERE WE HAVE TWO CARTS 960 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:03,933 THAT HAVE BEEN MODIFIED, KIND 961 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:03,933 OF UPSCALE FROM THE PINEWOOD 962 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:13,233 DERBY TYPE CARS. 963 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:13,233 OKAY 964 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,633 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH, YES! 965 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,633 >> SO PICK YOUR CARS, THERE YOU 966 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:15,700 GO 967 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:15,700 AND YOU'VE GOT HELMETS TO PUT 968 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,600 ON 969 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,600 >> Tariq: I LIKE TO MAKE A 970 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,900 A CHOICE 971 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,900 >> NOW, THESE RED TANKS ARE 972 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,300 FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, RIGHT, AND 973 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,300 THEY'RE CO2 FIRE EXTINGUISHERS 974 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,433 THAT HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO 975 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,433 REALLY ALLOW ALL THE PRESSURE 976 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,300 TO RELEASE 977 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,300 AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A 978 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,533 A NICE PROPULSION FORWARD. 979 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,533 SO ONCE YOU'RE READY, WE'LL 980 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,200 BEGIN THE RACE 981 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,200 NOW YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THE 982 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,900 HALL, AROUND, AND BACK INTO THE 983 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,900 STUDIO 984 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:38,800 AND THE FIRST ONE TO THE FINISH 985 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:38,800 LINE IS THE WINNER 986 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,600 >> YOU READY 987 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,600 >> Tariq: I'M NOT ANSWERING 988 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,300 THAT 989 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,300 LET'S GO 990 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,500 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 991 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,500 >> ALRIGHT, THREE, TWO, ONE. 992 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,667 READY, SET, GO 993 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,667 [ EXPLOSION 994 00:20:48,667 --> 00:21:04,767 ♪ 995 00:20:48,667 --> 00:21:04,767 ♪ 996 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:10,633 [ APPLAUSE ] 997 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:10,633 [ BELL RINGING ] >> Tariq: YOU 998 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:14,067 SPRAYED ME WITH SMOKE. 999 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:14,067 >> Jimmy: SMOKED YOU, MAN. 1000 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:18,467 SMOKED YOU 1001 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:18,467 SMOKED HIM 1002 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:21,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1003 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:21,600 KEVIN DELANEY, EVERYBODY 1004 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1005 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,167 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1006 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,633 ZACHARY QUINTO 1007 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,633 COME ON BACK EVERYBODY 1008 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,133 WOW, THAT WAS -- 1009 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1010 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:43,267 ♪ 1011 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:43,267 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS 1012 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:44,467 ON THE AMC SERIES "NOS4A2" 1013 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:44,467 WHICH WILL AIR ITS SEASON 1014 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,367 FINALE THIS SUNDAY AT 1015 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,367 1016 00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:50,900 10:00 P.M. 1017 00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:50,900 LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 1018 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:50,900 WELCOME ZACHARY QUINTO 1019 00:21:52,467 --> 00:22:10,100 ♪ 1020 00:21:52,467 --> 00:22:10,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1021 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,500 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 1022 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,500 SHOW 1023 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,267 >> IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE. 1024 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,267 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU 1025 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:14,467 HERE 1026 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:14,467 HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? 1027 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,700 YOU ENJOYING IT? 1028 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,700 >> GREAT 1029 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,433 YEAH 1030 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,433 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO ON ANY 1031 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,967 VACATIONS AT ALL 1032 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,967 >> I WAS IN BALI 1033 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,267 HAVE YOU BEEN TO BALI? 1034 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,267 >> Jimmy: NO 1035 00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,367 >> I HAD NEVER BEEN THERE 1036 00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,367 EITHER 1037 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,767 >> Jimmy: IS IT BEAUTIFUL? 1038 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,767 >> ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND 1039 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:23,800 PEACEFUL 1040 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:23,800 AND THE PEOPLE ARE SO 1041 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,700 WELCOMING. 1042 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,700 AND, YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. 1043 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,100 IT WAS REALLY LOVELY 1044 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,100 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT WHERE THE 1045 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,033 INCIDENT OCCURRED, IF YOU KNOW 1046 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,033 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 1047 00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:35,600 >> IT'S NOT WHERE THE INCIDENT 1048 00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:35,600 OCCURRED 1049 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,000 >> Jimmy: THE PADDLE BOARDING 1050 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,000 INCIDENT 1051 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,667 >> THE PADDLE BOARD FIASCO 1052 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,667 I MEAN, I LOVE TO KIND OF 1053 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,633 EXPERIENCE THE PLACES THAT I'M 1054 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,633 IN 1055 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,800 AND SO, IT WAS MY LAST DAY 1056 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,800 I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO GO OUT 1057 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,700 FOR A PADDLE BOARD - 1058 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,700 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1059 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,967 >> BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE 1060 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,967 AIRPORT. 1061 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,100 SO I GO. 1062 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,100 AND I WAS LIKE VERY TRANQUIL, 1063 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,000 PADDLING MY WAY DOWN, AND I'M 1064 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,000 LIKE, THIS IS GREAT. 1065 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,667 AND I GO, YOU KNOW, FAIRLY FAR 1066 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,667 DOWN THE BEACH, AND THEN I GET 1067 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,800 TO THE END 1068 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,800 AND THIS, LIKE, HURRICANE FORCE 1069 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,833 WIND, BASICALLY, WHIPS UP. 1070 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,833 AND THEN I HAVE TO TURN AROUND 1071 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,233 AND NOW WHAT WAS LIKE THIS 1072 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,233 TRANQUIL THING 1073 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:06,967 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1074 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:06,967 I'M, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LABORING 1075 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,433 AGAINST THE WIND 1076 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,433 AND THEN I HAD TO GET ON MY 1077 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:11,033 KNEES AND BE LIKE PADDLING 1078 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:11,033 AND IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS 1079 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,367 HORRIFYING 1080 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,367 AND, OF COURSE THE PAPARAZZI 1081 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,100 WAS THERE. 1082 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,100 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1083 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:19,000 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S FUN IS THAT - 1084 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:19,000 >> I KNOW. 1085 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,367 I KNOW 1086 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,367 >> Jimmy: WE FOUND THE PHOTOS. 1087 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,900 [ LAUGHTER ] 1088 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,900 >> I MEAN, WHAT DID I EXCEPT, 1089 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,133 BUT COME ON. 1090 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,133 >> Jimmy: COME ON, DUDE. 1091 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,533 THIS IS FANTASTIC. 1092 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,533 [ LAUGHTER ] 1093 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,300 [ APPLAUSE ] 1094 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,300 DUDE, IT'S SO GOOD 1095 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,500 IT'S SO FUNNY. 1096 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,500 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 1097 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,700 THAT'S RIGHT 1098 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,700 THIS IS NOT GOOD 1099 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,900 >> Jimmy: OH MAN 1100 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,900 >> AND IT WAS LIKE THE 1101 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,000 HOLIDAYS 1102 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,000 SO I JUST HAD TURKEY FOR A 1103 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,533 A WEEK 1104 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,533 I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE. 1105 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,600 >> Jimmy: YOU STILL LOOK GOOD, 1106 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,600 BUDDY. 1107 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,233 >> COME ON 1108 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,233 >> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS 1109 00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:41,367 THOUGH 1110 00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:41,367 OH MY GOSH 1111 00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:43,100 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "NOS4A2? 1112 00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:43,100 >> LET'S DO IT 1113 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,300 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE 1114 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,300 FINALE IS THIS SUNDAY -- 1115 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,933 >> SUNDAY. 1116 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,933 ALREADY. 1117 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,500 IT'S SO CRAZY. 1118 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:47,500 >> Jimmy: ON AMC 1119 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,867 >> YUP 1120 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,867 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE FANTASTIC 1121 00:23:48,867 --> 00:23:49,900 IN IT. 1122 00:23:48,867 --> 00:23:49,900 >> AW, THANKS. 1123 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,100 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MUCH 1124 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,100 PROSTHETICS IN THIS SHOW 1125 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,933 >> THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT 1126 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,933 LOOKS -- 1127 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,267 >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING 1128 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,267 >> FOR THE CHARACTER WHO AGES 1129 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,667 UP AND DOWN THROUGH THE COURSE 1130 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,667 OF THE NARRATIVE, THE STORY. 1131 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,267 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HUNDREDS OF 1132 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,267 YEARS. 1133 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,033 LOOK AT THIS 1134 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,033 >> YEAH. 1135 00:24:02,033 --> 00:24:03,367 >> Jimmy: I MEAN THIS IS SCARY 1136 00:24:02,033 --> 00:24:03,367 LOOK AT THIS 1137 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,900 >> OOH.? 1138 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,900 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE DOING 1139 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,100 PROSTHETICS, OR DO YOU - 1140 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,100 >> I DO. 1141 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,400 I MEAN, IT'S AN INTERESTING -- 1142 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,400 I'VE NEVER DONE THEM TO THIS 1143 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,333 EXTENT 1144 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,333 AND IT'S CERTAINLY A 1145 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,700 A FASCINATING PART OF THE 1146 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,700 PROCESS THAT REALLY ALLOWS ME 1147 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,433 TO IMMERSE MYSELF IN A 1148 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,433 A CHARACTER. 1149 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,500 >> Jimmy: SURE 1150 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,500 AND WE HAVE A FANTASTIC TEAM OF 1151 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,033 PEOPLE 1152 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,033 JOEL HARLOW, RICHIE ELANNA, AND 1153 00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:18,467 CHERYL DANIELS - 1154 00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:18,467 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS AMAZING 1155 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,033 >> WHO DO ALL OF THAT. 1156 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,033 THEY'RE INCREDIBLE, AND THEY 1157 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:21,333 REALLY ALLOWED ME TO KIND OF 1158 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:21,333 DIVE INTO THE CHARACTER IN A 1159 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,600 A DEEPER WAY 1160 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,600 >> WELL, I HOPE YOU GET USED TO 1161 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:28,967 IT, BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT PICKED 1162 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:28,967 UP FOR SEASON TWO. 1163 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,300 SO CONGRATULATIONS 1164 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,300 >> YEAH, WE DID YEAH 1165 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,467 THANKS, MAN. 1166 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1167 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,433 IT'S A GOOD SEGUE, YEAH. 1168 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,433 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 1169 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:35,100 EVERYONE A CLIP. 1170 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:35,100 1171 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,367 HERE'S ZACHARY QUINTO IN 1172 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:36,367 "NOS4A2. 1173 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:36,367 TAKE A LOOK. 1174 00:24:38,033 --> 00:24:39,367 >> AND YOU BROKE MY OLD HEART, 1175 00:24:38,033 --> 00:24:39,367 VICTORIA, BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE 1176 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,667 NOT CAPABLE OF PROVIDING MY 1177 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,667 CHILDREN WITH THE LOVE AND THE 1178 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:46,133 CARE THAT THEY REQUIRE 1179 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:46,133 YOU ARE, HOWEVER, CAPABLE OF 1180 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:50,967 PROVIDING THEM WITH A PROPER 1181 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:50,967 MEAL 1182 00:24:50,967 --> 00:25:02,233 ♪ 1183 00:24:50,967 --> 00:25:02,233 COME OUT, RIGHT NOW, OR YOU 1184 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:08,233 WILL BE THE ONE TO BURN. 1185 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:08,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1186 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:10,433 >> Jimmy: OOH! 1187 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:10,433 I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SIDE OF 1188 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:15,000 YOU. 1189 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:15,000 >> SO CREEPY 1190 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,533 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CREEPY SIDE 1191 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,533 OF YOU 1192 00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:19,700 I NEVER REALLY SEE - 1193 00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:19,700 >> YEAH, THAT'S A CREEPY SIDE. 1194 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,600 WE SHOULD BALANCE THAT CREEPY 1195 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,600 SIDE OUT I FEEL. 1196 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,900 >> Jimmy: IF YOU DON'T MIND, 1197 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,900 I'LL BRING UP SOMETHING THAT 1198 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,867 COULD BALANCE IT OUT 1199 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,867 >> YEAH. 1200 00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:26,100 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT THE LAST 1201 00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:26,100 TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE TALKED. 1202 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,933 YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE KIND OF 1203 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,933 PICKING UP THE BANJO 1204 00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,433 >> OH YEAH, YEAH 1205 00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,433 >> Jimmy: AND TRYING TO LEARN 1206 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:32,300 THAT 1207 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:32,300 >> I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE BANJO 1208 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,733 FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS ACTUALLY. 1209 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,733 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1210 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:34,933 >> YEAH. 1211 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:34,933 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE YOUR - 1212 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,933 >> WE DO HAVE MY BANJO 1213 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,933 >> Jimmy: BANJO HERE TONIGHT 1214 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,133 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU 1215 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,133 WOULD -- 1216 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1217 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,100 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 1218 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,933 YOU. 1219 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,933 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FASCINATIN 1220 00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,600 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1221 00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,600 >> ARE YOU 1222 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,667 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I LOVE 1223 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,667 BANJO. 1224 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,867 >> I LOVE BANJO TOO. 1225 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,867 >> Jimmy: AND I TRIED TO PLAY, 1226 00:25:47,867 --> 00:25:50,167 AND I COULDN'T DO IT 1227 00:25:47,867 --> 00:25:50,167 >> THANK YOU 1228 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,900 I WAS DEBATING ON WHAT TO PLAY 1229 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,900 I DECIDED TO GO WITH ONE OF MY 1230 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,300 EASIER SONGS JUST BECAUSE I'VE 1231 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,300 NEVER -- 1232 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,967 I FEEL VERY SHOW AND TELL ABOUT 1233 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,967 THIS 1234 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,733 LIKE, VERY THIRD GRADE 1235 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,733 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1236 00:25:56,733 --> 00:25:58,500 LIKE BRINGING MY COOKIE MONSTER 1237 00:25:56,733 --> 00:25:58,500 DOLL INTO THE CLASS. 1238 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 1239 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,300 THIS IS SOMETHING I MOSTLY ONLY 1240 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,733 DO ON MY OWN, BUT THIS IS ONE 1241 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,733 OF MY FAVORITE FOLK SONGS. 1242 00:26:02,733 --> 00:26:05,133 AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT THE 1243 00:26:02,733 --> 00:26:05,133 FIRST TIME I HEARD IT WHEN IT 1244 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:09,867 WAS COVERED BY JOAN BAEZ 1245 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:09,867 IT'S BEEN COVERED BY BOD DYLAN, 1246 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:11,167 JERRY GARCIA, SO MANY PEOPLE 1247 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:11,167 BUT IT WAS WRITTEN BY THIS 1248 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:14,667 WOMAN NAMED ELIZABETH COTTEN, 1249 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:14,667 WHO'S AMAZING. 1250 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,533 SHE WAS BORN IN 1893 IN 1251 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,533 CARRBORO, NORTH CAROLINA, AND 1252 00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:19,467 AT THE AGE OF 9 SHE PICKED UP 1253 00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:19,467 HER BROTHER'S BANJO, AND SHE 1254 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:22,867 WAS JUST A MUSICAL PRODIGY FROM 1255 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:22,867 THE BEGINNING. 1256 00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:25,367 SHE STARTED WRITING SONGS AND 1257 00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:25,367 PLAYING SONGS, AND SHE DID THAT 1258 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:28,033 FOR YEARS. 1259 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:28,033 WHEN SHE WAS 13 SHE BOUGHT HER 1260 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:31,067 FIRST GUITAR, BUT SHE WAS LEFT 1261 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:31,067 HANDED 1262 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:34,467 SHE BOUGHT A RIGHT HANDED 1263 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:34,467 GUITAR, AND LEARNED HOW TO PLAY 1264 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,700 IT UP SIDE DOWN. 1265 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,700 I MEAN, JUST THIS INCREDIBLE 1266 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,967 WOMAN, AND THEN SHE GOT MARRIED 1267 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,967 AND HAD A KID, AND SHE STOPPED 1268 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,600 PLAYING MUSIC. 1269 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,600 AND SHE MADE A LIVING DOING 1270 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,033 OTHER JOBS 1271 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,033 AND ONE OF THE JOBS SHE HAD WAS 1272 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,467 IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. 1273 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,467 AND ONE DAY THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS 1274 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,800 LOST IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE, 1275 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,800 SEPARATED FROM HER MOTHER, AND 1276 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,867 ELIZABETH COTTON HELPED HER 1277 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,867 FIND HER MOM 1278 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:52,400 AND THEY STRUCK A CONVERSATION 1279 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:52,400 AND FORMED A FRIENDSHIP. 1280 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,733 AND EVENTUALLY ELIZABETH COTTEN 1281 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,733 WENT TO WORK FOR THIS FAMILY AS 1282 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:57,367 A HOUSEKEEPER. 1283 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:57,367 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE 1284 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,733 LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS LOST IN THE 1285 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,733 DEPARTMENT STORE WAS THE SISTER 1286 00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:01,600 OF PETE SEEGER 1287 00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:01,600 AND SO SHE HADN'T PLAYED MUSIC 1288 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,867 FOR 25 YEARS, AND THE SEEGER 1289 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,867 FAMILY REAWAKENED HER JOY FOR 1290 00:27:05,867 --> 00:27:06,867 MUSIC, AND SHE STARTED PLAYING 1291 00:27:05,867 --> 00:27:06,867 AND RECORDING. 1292 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:14,167 SHE WON A GRAMMY WHEN SHE WAS 1293 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:14,167 90 1294 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,200 AND -- 1295 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,200 >> Jimmy: 90 1296 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,300 >> YEAH. 1297 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,300 SHE STARTED HER CAREER AGAIN 1298 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,600 WHEN SHE WAS 65 YEARS OLD, BUT 1299 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,600 SHE WROTE THIS SONG WHEN SHE 1300 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,433 WAS 11 1301 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,433 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1302 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:22,933 >> AND THEN I ADDED TO IT. 1303 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:22,933 I'LL PLAY THREE QUICK VERSUS 1304 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,467 AND THE LAST ONE ARE LYRICS 1305 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,467 THAT I WROTE 1306 00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:27,533 BUT I'M SO LIKE, ALL RIGHT, I'M 1307 00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:27,533 GOING TO DO THIS 1308 00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:31,467 THIS IS -- 1309 00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:31,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1310 00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:35,000 >> Jimmy: NAME OF THE SONG 1311 00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:35,000 >> WAIT TILL IT'S OVER 1312 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,067 WAIT TILL IT'S OVER. 1313 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 1314 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:38,233 IT'S CALLED "FREIGHT TRAIN." 1315 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:38,233 "FREIGHT TRAIN," YEAH. 1316 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:53,833 ♪ 1317 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:53,833 ♪ FREIGHT TRAIN 1318 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,767 FREIGHT TRAIN GOING SO FAS 1319 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,767 FREIGHT TRAIN FREIGHT TRAI 1320 00:27:55,767 --> 00:28:00,367 GOING SO FAST ♪ 1321 00:27:55,767 --> 00:28:00,367 ♪ PLEASE DON'T SA 1322 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:02,967 WHAT TRAIN I'M O 1323 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:02,967 AND THEY WON'T KNO 1324 00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:06,567 WHAT ROUTE I'VE GONE ♪ 1325 00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:06,567 ♪ PLEASE DON'T TELL THE 1326 00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:09,133 WHAT TRAIN I'M O 1327 00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:09,133 SO THEY DON'T KNOW 1328 00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:12,733 WHAT ROUTE I'VE GONE ♪ 1329 00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:12,733 ♪ WHEN I'M DEAD 1330 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,333 AND IN MY GRAV 1331 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,333 NO MORE GOOD TIMES 1332 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,400 SHALL I CRAVE ♪ 1333 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,400 ♪ PLACE A STONE 1334 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,233 AT MY HEAD AND FEE 1335 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,233 TELL THE WORLD 1336 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:25,200 THAT I'VE GONE SLEEP ♪ 1337 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:25,200 ♪ PLACE A STONE 1338 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,733 AT MY HEAD AND FEE 1339 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,733 TELL THE WORLD 1340 00:28:27,733 --> 00:28:31,100 THAT I'VE GONE TO SLEEP ♪ 1341 00:28:27,733 --> 00:28:31,100 ♪ COUNTRY COUNTRY 1342 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:36,133 WHERE I ROAM 1343 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:36,133 I AM SEARCHING FOR MY HOME 1344 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:39,500 I WILL WANDER UNTIL I KNOW ♪ 1345 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:39,500 ♪ WHERE I COME FROM 1346 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:44,033 IS WHERE I'LL GO 1347 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:44,033 I WILL WANDER UNTIL I KNOW 1348 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:50,233 WHERE I COME FRO 1349 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:50,233 ♪ IS WHERE I'LL GO ♪ 1350 00:28:50,233 --> 00:28:53,533 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, HEY 1351 00:28:50,233 --> 00:28:53,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1352 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:58,367 ZACHARY QUINTO, EVERYBODY. 1353 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:58,367 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL 1354 00:28:58,367 --> 00:28:59,567 THE SEASON FINALE OF "NOS4A2" 1355 00:28:58,367 --> 00:28:59,567 AIRS THIS SUNDAY AT 10 P.M. ON 1356 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,100 AMC. 1357 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,100 BETTY GILPIN JOINS US AFTER THE 1358 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,467 BREAK, STICK AROUND EVERYBODY. 1359 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1360 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:26,467 ♪ 1361 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:26,467 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST JUST 1362 00:29:26,467 --> 00:29:27,600 GOT NOMINATED FOR HER SECOND 1363 00:29:26,467 --> 00:29:27,600 EMMY FOR HER WORK ON THE HIT 1364 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,033 NETFLIX SHOW, "GLOW. 1365 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,033 1366 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:34,933 SEASON THREE PREMIERES AUGUST 1367 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:34,933 9TH. 1368 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,933 PLEASE WELCOME BETTY GILPIN. 1369 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1370 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,733 ♪ 1371 00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:55,833 ♪ 1372 00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:55,833 >> Jimmy: COME ON, WELCOME TO 1373 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,133 THE SHOW 1374 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,133 >> HI. 1375 00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,100 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1376 00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,100 BEING HERE 1377 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,200 >> IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE 1378 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,200 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BELATED 1379 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,733 BIRTHDAY I WANT TO SAY 1380 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,733 >> OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO 1381 00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,000 MUCH 1382 00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,000 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A NICE 1383 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,133 ONE? 1384 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,133 >> I WAS ON THE PLANE BACK FROM 1385 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,633 COMIC-CON WHICH WAS SO AMAZING, 1386 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,633 I HAD NEVER BEEN BEFORE. 1387 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:11,033 >> Jimmy: OOH THAT'S A BIG 1388 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:11,033 DEAL 1389 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:14,100 >> YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY. 1390 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:14,100 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GIANT 1391 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,567 WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN 1392 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,567 OR THERE'S LIKE SPECIAL 1393 00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:18,167 ROOMS -- 1394 00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:18,167 >> I WAS IN HALL H - 1395 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,700 >> Jimmy: YES. 1396 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,700 >> WHICH SEATS JUST A CASUAL 1397 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:23,767 7,000 PEOPLE 1398 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:23,767 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1399 00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:26,467 >> THERE'S LIKE THIS PART OF ME 1400 00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:26,467 THAT'S LIKE MY 7-YEAR-OLD SELF 1401 00:30:26,467 --> 00:30:27,500 LIKE "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T 1402 00:30:26,467 --> 00:30:27,500 BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS 1403 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,200 HAPPENING. 1404 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,200 AND THEN PART OF ME THAT'S 1405 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 LIKE, "IT'S ALL GOING TO GO 1406 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 AWAY." 1407 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,033 >> Jimmy: OH REALLY? 1408 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,033 >> I CALL HER ANGELA 1409 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,100 I HAVE TO TELL ANGELA TO KINA 1410 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,100 OF TAKE A CHILL PILL 1411 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,400 >> Jimmy: ENJOY IT NOW KID 1412 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,400 >> YES 1413 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,133 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1414 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,133 >> AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE I WENT 1415 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,667 OUT, THIS WOMAN WITH A HEADSET 1416 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,667 WAS LIKE "OH DON'T BE NERVOUS. 1417 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:43,833 THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, 1418 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:43,833 THEY'RE HERE FOR MARVEL, IT'S 1419 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:47,267 RIGHT AFTER YOUR PANEL." 1420 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:47,267 I WAS LIKE, WHAT 1421 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:49,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 1422 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:49,067 AND THEN I REALIZED LIKE IT'S 1423 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:52,200 7,000 MARVEL SUPER FANS WHO 1424 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:52,200 HAVE TRAVELLED FROM ALL OVER 1425 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,133 THE WORLD TO COME SEE THE 1426 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,133 MARVEL PANEL 1427 00:30:57,133 --> 00:31:03,133 AND BEFORE THAT I HAVE TO BE 1428 00:30:57,133 --> 00:31:03,133 LIKE MY NAME'S BETTY 1429 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:05,967 I'M ON "GLOW." 1430 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:05,967 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "GLOW," YOU 1431 00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,300 SHOULD CHECK IT OUT. 1432 00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 1433 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,033 >> Jimmy: HOW SAD, HOW SAD 1434 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,033 >> YEAH IT WAS -- AND THEN THE 1435 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,233 MODERATOR OF THE PANEL I WAS 1436 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,233 ON -- I SAW THIS HAPPEN IN SLOW 1437 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:16,467 MOTION 1438 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:16,467 SHE WAS LIKE TRYING TO THROW ME 1439 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:19,867 A BONE 1440 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:19,867 7,000 PEOPLE 1441 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:22,433 SHE'S LIKE, BETTY GILPIN PLAYS 1442 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:22,433 LIBERTY BELLE ON "GLOW." 1443 00:31:22,433 --> 00:31:25,167 ANYONE OUT THERE DRESSED AS 1444 00:31:22,433 --> 00:31:25,167 LIBERTY BELLE? 1445 00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,633 COSPLAYING AS LIBERTY BELLE? 1446 00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,633 AND 7,000 PEOPLE, THIS IS THE 1447 00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:31,800 SOUND I HEARD. 1448 00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:31,800 [ COUGH 1449 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 1450 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,300 ♪ 1451 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:38,833 >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY COUGHING? 1452 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:38,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 1453 00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,467 >> ONE COUGH 1454 00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,467 [ COUGH 1455 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,033 [ LAUGHTER ] 1456 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,033 THAT WAS THE MOST POETIC 1457 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,233 >> Jimmy: OH WOW 1458 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,233 >> AND MY INNER ANGELA WAS 1459 00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:44,433 LIKE, "YOU SEE." 1460 00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:44,433 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE END OF 1461 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,800 THE ROAD KID, YEAH 1462 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:47,800 >> YEAH. 1463 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,900 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT 1464 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,900 GLOW 1465 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:52,833 AND THIS IS YOUR SECOND EMMY 1466 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:52,833 NOMINATION 1467 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,367 >> YEAH. 1468 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,367 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 1469 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:56,367 THAT'S REALLY FUN. 1470 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:56,367 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 1471 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:57,767 I'M REALLY EXCITED 1472 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:57,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1473 00:31:57,767 --> 00:31:59,533 YEAH 1474 00:31:57,767 --> 00:31:59,533 >> Jimmy: YOU DESERVE IT 1475 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,067 >> THANKS. 1476 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,067 >> Jimmy: I JUST READ SOMEWHERE 1477 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,800 YOU DO SOME INTERESTING 1478 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,800 IMPRESSIONS? 1479 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,567 >> YES 1480 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,567 OKAY, SO -- THIS IMPRESSION 1481 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,800 THAT I DO, I HAVE THE MUSICAL 1482 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,800 TASTE OF LIKE A 75-YEAR-OLD 1483 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,967 HERMIT WOMAN WHO'S LIKE WEARING 1484 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,967 A DRESS MADE OUT OF SPIDER 1485 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:07,733 WEBS 1486 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:07,733 SO THE IMPRESSION THAT I CAN 1487 00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:09,467 DO -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 1488 00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:09,467 GONNA TRANSLATE, IS A DUET 1489 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:14,500 BETWEEN ELLA FITZGERALD AND 1490 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:14,500 LOUIE ARMSTRONG. 1491 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:19,000 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS 1492 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:19,000 >> "BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE." 1493 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,100 THAT KIND OF THING 1494 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,100 >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY >> BUT I 1495 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,300 THOUGHT TO KIND OF MODERNIZE 1496 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,300 IT, I WOULD DO IT TO ONE OF -- 1497 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,267 A PIVOTAL SONG FOR ME AS A 1498 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,267 A MIDDLE SCHOOLER. 1499 00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:29,567 OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO 1500 00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:29,567 THIS IS HAPPENING, THIS IS 1501 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:37,300 CRAZY. 1502 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:37,300 THIS IS LIKE WHAT I WOULD DO 1503 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,733 WHEN I WAS 6-YEARS-OLD ALONE, 1504 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,733 AND THEN STONED AT 17, AND NOW 1505 00:32:38,733 --> 00:32:42,400 SOBER HERE 1506 00:32:38,733 --> 00:32:42,400 OKAY 1507 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,700 ♪ OOPS I DID IT AGAIN 1508 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,700 1509 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:57,933 I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART 1510 00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:57,933 GOT LOST IN THE GAME O 1511 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,933 BABY BABY OOPS YOU THINK 1512 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,333 I'M IN LOVE ♪ 1513 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,333 ♪ AND I'M SENT FROM ABOVE 1514 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:13,600 I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪ 1515 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:13,600 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 1516 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1517 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,233 THAT IS A FIRST. 1518 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:18,167 THAT IS A FIRST THAT HAS NEVER 1519 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:18,167 HAPPENED ON OUR SHOW BEFORE. 1520 00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:20,033 THAT IS A FIRST. 1521 00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:20,033 ELLA AND LOUIE DOING 1522 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:24,100 BRITNEY SPEARS 1523 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:24,100 OH MY GOSH 1524 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,867 >> THANK YOU 1525 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,867 >> Jimmy: BETTY GILPIN, YOU ARE 1526 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:28,033 AWESOME. 1527 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:28,033 HERE'S A CLIP. 1528 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:28,600 HERE'S BETTY GILPIN AND 1529 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:28,600 1530 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:33,067 ALISON BRIE IN SEASON 3 OF 1531 00:33:29,367 --> 00:33:33,067 "GLOW. 1532 00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:33,067 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1533 00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:36,367 LAS VEGAS EVER AGAIN 1534 00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:36,367 JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND 1535 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,600 APPRECIATE WHAT IS RIGHT IN 1536 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,600 FRONT OF YOU SO YOU DON'T MISS 1537 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:44,133 IT 1538 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:44,133 >> HEY, SO ME SPEAKING AS YOUR 1539 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:47,500 PRODUCER, EVERYONE IS UP 1540 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:47,500 DON'T BRING THEM DOWN INTO YOUR 1541 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:58,267 SINKHOLE OF DESPAIR. 1542 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:58,267 >> HEY 1543 00:33:58,267 --> 00:34:00,333 IT WAS FUN LAST NIGHT. 1544 00:33:58,267 --> 00:34:00,333 >> NO TODD, WHAT DID WE SAY? 1545 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:06,333 I'M WORKING. 1546 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:06,333 >> LET'S CHAT. 1547 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:11,600 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1548 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:11,600 >> REALLY? 1549 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,367 >> Jimmy: BETTY GILPIN 1550 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,367 BETTY GILPIN, EVERYBODY. 1551 00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:14,400 SEASON THREE OF "GLOW" 1552 00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:14,400 PREMIERES AUGUST 9th ON 1553 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,233 NETFLIX. 1554 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,233 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND 1555 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:18,700 UP FROM MIKE VECCHIONE, STICK 1556 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:18,700 AROUND 1557 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:42,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1558 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:42,100 ♪ 1559 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,267 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT GUY IS ONE 1560 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,267 OF MY FAVORITES. 1561 00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:46,633 HE CAN BE HEARD WEEKLY ON THE 1562 00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:46,633 "NO DISRESPECT" PODCAST 1563 00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:52,833 AVAILABLE ON iTUNES. 1564 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,833 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 1565 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,833 MIKE VECCHIONE 1566 00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:02,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1567 00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:02,167 ♪ 1568 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:07,633 >> NEW YORK CITY, BABY 1569 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:07,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1570 00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:10,167 MY NAME IS MIKE. 1571 00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:10,167 I'M IN MY 40s. 1572 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,467 SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE YOUNGER, 1573 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,467 SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE 1574 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:15,600 TO BE IN YOUR 40s. 1575 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:15,600 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1576 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,467 WHETHER I LIFT WEIGHTS OR GET 1577 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,467 DRUNK, MY BODY FEELS ABOUT THE 1578 00:35:17,467 --> 00:35:19,500 SAME 1579 00:35:17,467 --> 00:35:19,500 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1580 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,567 THE NEXT DAY I'M JUST ACHY AND 1581 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,567 SORE, QUESTIONING ALL OF MY 1582 00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:23,867 LIFE'S CHOICES 1583 00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:23,867 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1584 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:26,133 MY FATHER GAVE ME SOME VERY BAD 1585 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:26,133 ADVICE GROWING UP. 1586 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:28,000 AND IT'S GOING TO SOUND LIKE 1587 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:28,000 GOOD ADVICE WHEN I SAY IT. 1588 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,833 BUT NOW THAT I'M IN MY 40s, I 1589 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,833 KNOW IT'S BAD. 1590 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:33,200 THIS WAS THE ADVICE. 1591 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:33,200 HE SAID, "MICHAEL, ALWAYS GIVE 1592 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,300 100%." 1593 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,300 HE SAID, "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF 1594 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:41,900 YOU ALWAYS GIVE 100%." 1595 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:41,900 THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS FALSE 1596 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,767 [ LAUGHTER ] 1597 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,767 IF YOU GIVE 100% AT ALL TIMES, 1598 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,167 YOU WILL END UP IN A MENTAL 1599 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,167 INSTITUTION. 1600 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:50,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 1601 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:50,300 BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY SOMETIMES. 1602 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,633 SO WHAT I DO NOW IS WHEN I WALK 1603 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,633 INTO A SITUATION, I CHECK MY 1604 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:56,233 CELL PHONE 1605 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:56,233 WHATEVER PERCENTAGE MY BATTERY 1606 00:35:56,233 --> 00:35:59,833 IS AT -- 1607 00:35:56,233 --> 00:35:59,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 1608 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:05,733 THAT'S HOW MUCH EFFORT I GIVE. 1609 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:05,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1610 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:07,267 TONIGHT, THEY WERE LIKE, "MIKE, 1611 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:07,267 THIS CROWD DESERVES 100%." 1612 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:12,433 I SAID "37% IS WHAT THEY'RE 1613 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:12,433 GONNA GET. 1614 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,333 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1615 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,333 "UNLESS SOMEBODY HAS A 1616 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,933 A CHARGER. 1617 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 1618 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:21,767 I'M NOT MARRIED. 1619 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:21,767 THERE'S A LOT OF LIES FLOATING 1620 00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:24,900 AROUND OUT THERE ABOUT 1621 00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:24,900 MARRIAGE 1622 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:27,333 ONE IS THAT MARRIAGE IS 50/50. 1623 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:27,333 I FIND THAT TO BE NOT TRUE AT 1624 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,967 ALL. 1625 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,967 THE MARRIAGES THAT LAST ARE 1626 00:36:28,967 --> 00:36:31,833 NEVER 50/50. 1627 00:36:28,967 --> 00:36:31,833 THE MARRIAGES THAT LAST ARE 1628 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:39,433 A COMBINATION OF TWO TYPES OF 1629 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:39,433 PEOPLE 1630 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:45,700 ONE PERSON WHO IS BORING - 1631 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:45,700 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1632 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,133 WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS 1633 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,133 CRAZY. 1634 00:36:47,133 --> 00:36:48,867 [ LAUGHTER ] 1635 00:36:47,133 --> 00:36:48,867 BORING AND CRAZY IS THE ONLY 1636 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:53,333 COMBINATION THAT SEEMS TO WORK 1637 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:53,333 I'VE DONE THE MATH ON THIS 1638 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:57,167 TWO BORINGS DON'T WORK 1639 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:57,167 THEY'LL CHEAT ON EACH OTHER. 1640 00:36:57,167 --> 00:37:00,367 [ LAUGHTER ] 1641 00:36:57,167 --> 00:37:00,367 NOT ENOUGH EXCITEMENT. 1642 00:37:00,367 --> 00:37:03,200 TWO CRAZIES DON'T WORK BECAUSE 1643 00:37:00,367 --> 00:37:03,200 THAT'S THE SHOW "COPS. 1644 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,733 [ LAUGHTER ] 1645 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,733 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW 1646 00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:08,800 "COPS? 1647 00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:08,800 I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF 1648 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,867 BREAK UPS. 1649 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,867 AND WHEN I BREAK UP WITH A 1650 00:37:10,867 --> 00:37:12,167 A WOMAN, NEVER PLEASANT. 1651 00:37:10,867 --> 00:37:12,167 I LIKE TO DO IT AT A 1652 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,333 A RESTAURANT 1653 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 1654 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,867 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT'S A 1655 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,867 A PUBLIC PLACE 1656 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,500 AND SHE WILL NOT CAUSE A SCENE 1657 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,500 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1658 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,233 BUT CAN I SHARE A SECRET WITH 1659 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,233 YOU GUYS 1660 00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:26,067 THE WOMEN OF TODAY WILL YELL AT 1661 00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:26,067 YOU RIGHT IN A RESTAURANT. 1662 00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:28,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 1663 00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:28,567 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO? 1664 00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:34,200 I TAKE HER TO A CHINESE 1665 00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:34,200 RESTAURANT 1666 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,367 [ LAUGHTER ] 1667 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,367 THAT WAY IF SHE YELLS AT ME, IT 1668 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,367 JUST SEEMS LIKE SHE'S WORKING 1669 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,367 AT THE RESTAURANT. 1670 00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:45,767 [ LAUGHTER ] 1671 00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:45,767 [ APPLAUSE ] 1672 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:48,600 I'M TRYING TO STAY IN SHAPE. 1673 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:48,600 I STARTED DOING HOT YOGA LAST 1674 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,800 SPRING 1675 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,800 AND ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF 1676 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,000 DOING HOT YOGA IN NEW YORK IS 1677 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,000 THAT YOU GET TO CARRY A SMALL 1678 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,700 MAT AROUND THE CITY WITH YOU 1679 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,700 AND I LIKE THAT. 1680 00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:00,300 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1681 00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:00,300 BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE DUMB. 1682 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,933 THEY'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU DOING 1683 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,933 YOGA?" 1684 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:04,467 I'M LIKE, "THIS? 1685 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:04,467 NO 1686 00:38:04,467 --> 00:38:05,667 I LIKE TO ENGAGE PEOPLE IN TINY 1687 00:38:04,467 --> 00:38:05,667 WRESTLING MATCHES ALL OVER 1688 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:09,533 TOWN 1689 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:09,533 [ LAUGHTER ] 1690 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:13,567 THAT'S HOW I WORK OUT NOW. 1691 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:13,567 I START A CONFRONTATION. 1692 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:15,867 I ROLL OUT THE MAT 1693 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:15,867 [ LAUGHTER ] 1694 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:17,933 I WAVE ON THE CHALLENGE. 1695 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:17,933 I'M LIKE, "BRING IT, DOG 1696 00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:20,000 LET'S SOLVE IT IN THIS TWO BY 1697 00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:20,000 ONE BY TWO BY ONE-INCH SPACE 1698 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 THAT I CARRY AROUND WITH ME FOR 1699 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 AGGRESSIVE REASONS." 1700 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:30,500 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1701 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:30,500 I COMPLAIN ABOUT HOT YOGA BEING 1702 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,133 TOO HOT. 1703 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,133 I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS. 1704 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:34,567 MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE, "MIKE, WHY 1705 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:34,567 DON'T YOU JUST GO TO REGULAR 1706 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:38,167 YOGA?" 1707 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:38,167 I'M LIKE, "NO, I LIKE HOT YOGA 1708 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,833 I LIKE HOT YOGA. 1709 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,833 BECAUSE YOU'RE SWEATING SO 1710 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:43,667 MUCH, NO ONE CAN TELL THAT 1711 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:43,667 YOU'RE CRYING. 1712 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 1713 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,200 THEY'RE LIKE, "MIKE, ARE YOU 1714 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,700 CHANTING?" 1715 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,700 I'M LIKE, "I AM WEEPING. 1716 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 1717 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,000 I TOLD THE INSTRUCTOR IT WAS 1718 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,500 TOO HOT. 1719 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,500 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 90 MINUTES, 1720 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:56,467 105 DEGREES. 1721 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:56,467 BUT IT FEELS LIKE 140. 1722 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,200 THAT'S WHAT I SAID 1723 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,200 SHE SAID, "THE SEASONS ARE 1724 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,633 CHANGING 1725 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,633 WE KIND OF HAVE TO ADJUST TO 1726 00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,067 THE SEASONS. 1727 00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,067 I'M LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW HOW 1728 00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:05,100 BUILDINGS WORK?" 1729 00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:05,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 1730 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:08,133 YOU CONTROL THE WEATHER ON THE 1731 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:08,133 INSIDE OF A BUILDING 1732 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,600 [ LAUGHTER ] 1733 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,600 THAT'S WHY IT'S DIFFERENT FROM 1734 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,433 THE OUTSIDE OF A BUILDING. 1735 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,433 [ APPLAUSE ] 1736 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,233 OTHERWISE WE WOULD NOT NEED 1737 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,233 BUILDINGS. 1738 00:39:13,233 --> 00:39:15,067 WE WOULD JUST DO EVERYTHING 1739 00:39:13,233 --> 00:39:15,067 OUTSIDE. 1740 00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:19,100 SHE'S LIKE, "BUT DON'T YOU FEEL 1741 00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:19,100 BETTER AFTER IT'S OVER?" 1742 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,300 I'M LIKE, "I FEEL BETTER THE 1743 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,300 WAY SOMEONE FEELS BETTER AFTER 1744 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:25,667 THEY SURVIVED A CAR ACCIDENT 1745 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:25,667 [ LAUGHTER ] 1746 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,633 I FEEL BETTER THAT I'M ALIVE 1747 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 1748 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:30,167 BUT I DON'T FEEL BETTER THAN IF 1749 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:30,167 I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME HERE." 1750 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,267 SHE'S LIKE, "BUT YOU'RE LOSING 1751 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,267 WEIGHT 1752 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:34,867 AREN'T YOU HAPPY THAT YOU'RE 1753 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:34,867 LOSING WEIGHT? 1754 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:36,533 I'M LIKE, "AM I LOSING WEIGHT? 1755 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:36,533 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING 1756 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:40,767 WEIGHT 1757 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:40,767 I FEEL LIKE I'M EVAPORATING. 1758 00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:42,967 [ LAUGHTER ] 1759 00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:42,967 I FEEL LIKE THAT'S HAPPENING 1760 00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:45,833 I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A CLOUD 1761 00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:45,833 OUTSIDE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE 1762 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:47,367 ME 1763 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:47,367 [ LAUGHTER ] 1764 00:39:47,367 --> 00:39:49,200 FAT, WHITE AND SAD." 1765 00:39:47,367 --> 00:39:49,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 1766 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1767 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,300 YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING 1768 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,500 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 1769 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,500 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1770 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:57,967 ♪ 1771 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:57,967 >> Jimmy: MIKE VECCHIONE 1772 00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,433 FOR MORE VISIT 1773 00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,433 MIKEVECCHIONE.COM. 1774 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:06,167 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 1775 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:06,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1776 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:27,467 ♪ 1777 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:27,467 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1778 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:28,833 ZACHARY QUINTO, BETTY GILPIN, 1779 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:28,833 KEVIN DELANEY, MIKE VECCHIONE, 1780 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,200 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 1781 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,200 PHILADELPHIA 1782 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1783 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,400 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1784 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,700 SETH MEYERS. 1785 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,700 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 1786 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,367 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT 1787 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,367 I HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW 1788 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,100 BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY 1789 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,100 1790 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,267 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1791 00:40:37,867 --> 00:40:39,267 ♪ 1792 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:39,267 ♪