1 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,124 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:28,028 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,164 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS JAMES SPADER, CHRIS PAUL, MUSICAL GUEST 21 SAVAGE 4 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:39,072 AND METRO BOOMIN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 5 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:41,675 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:48,381 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] * 7 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,884 Jimmy: OH, HEY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH 8 00:00:50,884 --> 00:01:01,161 THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,730 I APPRECIATE IT. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" COMING TO 10 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:09,135 YOU LIVE HERE. [ APPLAUSE ] LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 11 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:12,238 JOKES. WELL, GUYS, IN PUBLIC PRESIDENT TRUMP HASN'T GIVEN UP ON THE 12 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,973 ELECTION, BUT THE BIG STORY IS IN PRIVATE HE'S BEEN TELLING PEOPLE HE WANTS TO START HIS 13 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:21,815 OWN RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE MEDIA NETWORK TO TAKE ON FOX NEWS 14 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:25,652 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, A CHANCE TO HEAR WHAT TRUMP HAS TO SAY 15 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:31,224 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TRUMP WANTS TO TAKE ON FOX NEWS 16 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:35,095 LET ME JUST SAY, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO REPLICATE THE ELECTRICITY THAT IS 17 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,464 NEIL CAVUTO. [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GOING TO TRY 18 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,865 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO BEAT THIS LOU DOBBS BIT 19 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:40,900 CENTRAL AMERICAN IMMIGRANTS IS 20 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:48,108 NOW IN THE MEXICAN CITY OF [ MUMBLES ] TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,610 Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK. WELL THIS IS FUN, THE TRUMP 22 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:55,281 NETWORK ALREADY HAS THE CATCHY SLOGAN, "EVEN FAIRER AND MORE BALANCED-ER. 23 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,385 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP WILL BASE HIS NEW NETWORK IN THE MEDIA 24 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:04,457 CAPITAL OF THE WORLD THE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING IN PHILADELPHIA 25 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:09,696 [ APPLAUSE ] LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT JOE BIDEN IS GOING 26 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:14,501 TO STOP BUILDING TRUMP'S BORDER WALL YEP. 27 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,603 AND THAT AFTER FOUR YEARS TRUMP ONLY GOT 12 MILES OF NEW WALL BUILT. 28 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:21,608 [ LAUGHTER ] MEXICO IS LIKE 12 MILES? WE'LL PAY FOR THAT 29 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:27,180 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S YOUR VENMO? [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,215 WHEN HISTORY LOOKS BACK AT PRESIDENTIAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER THE NEW 31 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:33,853 DEAL, SOCIAL SECURITY, AND TRUMP'S 12 MILES OF BORDER WALL 32 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,589 [ LAUGHTER ] 12 MILES I'VE SHOPPED AT COSTCO'S BIGGER 33 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:42,495 THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S LIKE A DAD WHO PROMISES 34 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,297 TO BUILD A TREE HOUSE AND NOW THERE'S JUST A PILE OF WOOD IN THE BACK YARD AND THREE RUNGS 35 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:51,137 OF A LADDER GOING UP THE TREE. IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR A TREE ANYWAY. 36 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:54,841 I WASN'T WHEN YOU STARTED. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN IS 37 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,677 ALREADY GETTING TO WORK. HE'S STARTING TO SELECT MEMBERS FOR HIS CABINET AND LAST NIGHT 38 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,381 HE FILLED AN IMPORTANT ROLE. WATCH THIS 39 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,517 OVERNIGHT JOE BIDEN MAKING HIS FIRST MAJOR DECISION AS PRESIDENT-ELECT NAMING HIS 40 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,119 RIGHT-HAND MAN, TAPPING LONG-TIME ADVISER RON KLAIN TO BE HIS CHIEF OF STAFF. 41 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:14,094 Jimmy: AND IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THAT GUY'S NAME AGAIN. 42 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:20,800 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN KLAIN MOVES INTO HIS OFFICE HE'LL FIND A DESK, TWO 43 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:26,773 CHAIRS, AND 50 EMPTY BOTTLES OF WHISKEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,541 WHEN TRUMP HEARD BIDEN HIRED A A CHIEF OF STAFF HE WAS LIKE, "AH YES, YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER 45 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:34,514 YOUR FIRST [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY I DON'T 46 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:39,886 WHAT WAS WHO WAS MY FIRST? WAS IT REINCE PRIUS? REESES PIECES? 47 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,522 RINCE? TRUMP IS LIKE, "DON'T WORRY IF IT'S NOT A GREAT FIT YOU CAN 48 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:47,761 ALWAYS HIRE THREE MORE." [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S HAD FOUR CHIEFS OF 49 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,264 STAFF; ONE QUIT, ONE WAS FIRED, ONE HAS COVID AND THE FOURTH WENT OUT TO GET A PACK OF 50 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:59,139 CIGARETTES AND NEVER CAME BACK [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, PEOPLE ARE STILL 51 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:02,842 TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION TRUMP STILL REFUSES TO CONCEDE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S BEEN NO 52 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,812 PROOF OF VOTER FRAUD MEANWHILE, TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS ARE PLANNING TO FLOOD 53 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,449 WASHINGTON, D.C. TO PROTEST BIDEN'S ELECTION ALSO THERE'S - 54 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:09,482 BIDEN'S ELECTION ALSO THERE'S - 55 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,887 Tariq: MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE NEWS 56 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:18,058 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT, TARIQ Tariq: I SAID I'M TIRED OF 57 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:22,729 THE NEWS, MAN. IT'S ALWAYS SO UPSETTING COULD WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING 58 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,899 NOT IN THE NEWS? Jimmy: FINE WITH ME WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 59 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:32,238 Tariq: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S LIKE THE MOST RANDOM, HARMLESS THING 60 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:35,642 HOW ABOUT DOOR BELLS Jimmy: SURE, LOVE DOOR BELLS. 61 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,579 THEY'RE ON DOORS YOU PUSH THEM AND -- * 62 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,615 I'M SORRY, TARIQ WE JUST GOT BREAKING NEWS. [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:46,453 Tariq: WHAT IS IT Jimmy: AMAZON RECALLS 350,000 SMART DOORBELLS AFTER 64 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:50,090 SOME CATCH FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: WHAT 65 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:54,094 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, FINE LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING 66 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,097 ELSE HOW ABOUT LETTUCE? Jimmy: SURE, SURE 67 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:01,434 I LOVE LETTUCE; ICEBERG, CHOPPED, ROMAINE - * 68 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,804 SORRY, TARIQ, WE HAVE MORE BREAKING NEWS. Tariq: PLEASE DON'T READ IT 69 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:10,276 Jimmy: I HAVE TO. [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE TO. 70 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:14,781 IT'S MY JOB. I'M A COMEDY NEWS PERSON [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,718 THE FDA HAS RECALLED ROMAINE LETTUCE IN 20 STATES DUE TO E-COLI 72 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:24,057 Tariq: OH, COME ON! HOW ABOUT DOGS * 73 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,493 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: A MAN IN TEXAS IS ALIVE AFTER HIS DOG 74 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:31,598 ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HIM IN THE THIGH WITH A PISTOL. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,868 Tariq: COFFEE MUGS? * Jimmy: A QUARTER MILLION 76 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:40,340 COFFEE MUGS PULLED FROM SHELVES FOR BURN HAZARD. Tariq: AHH! 77 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,077 ALL THE NEWS IS SO BAD YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT VOTER FRAUD. 78 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,780 Jimmy: NO, NO COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 79 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:51,818 Tariq: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM THING EVER 80 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,555 UM, HOW ABOUT THAT RARE BIRD FROM NEW ZEALAND, THE KIWI PUKUPUKU 81 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,692 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THE KIWI PUKUPUKU INSTEAD 82 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:03,463 OF VOTER FRAUD * NEW ZEALAND'S BIRD OF THE YEAR 83 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,098 COMPETITION ROCKED BY SCANDAL AFTER 1500 FRAUDULENT VOTES WERE CAST FOR THE KIWI 84 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:12,772 PUKUPUKU Tariq: I GIVE UP, MAN I'LL JUST GO BACK TO NOT 85 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:16,409 LISTENING TO YOUR MONOLOGUE AS USUAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:20,580 Jimmy: WHAT Tariq: HMM? Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, 87 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:26,920 EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TARIQ TROTTER EVERYONE 88 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:34,961 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AH, HEY LISTEN TO THIS TICKETMASTER IS WORKING ON NEW 89 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:39,632 PLANS TO MAKE CONCERTS SAFE DURING THE COVID ERA CHECK IT OUT 90 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:39,666 DURING THE COVID ERA CHECK IT OUT 91 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,868 ACCORDING TO BILLBOARD FANS WHO NEED TO PROVE THEY HAVE 92 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:45,605 BEEN VACCINATED OR TESTED NEGATIVE 24 HOURS BEFORE AN EVENT. 93 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:49,876 THEIR STATUS WOULD APPEAR ON THE TICKETMASTER APP Jimmy: COME ON. 94 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,078 HALF THE FUN OF GOING TO A A CONCERT IS NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH. 95 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,115 [ LAUGHTER ] IT BACK FIRES WHEN YOU SEE SKETCHY GUYS SELLING NEGATIVE 96 00:06:55,115 --> 00:07:02,455 COVID TESTS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, SO NOW WHEN YOU'RE PASSING 97 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:06,826 AROUND A JOINT WITH STRANGERS AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL YOU CAN FINALLY THINK, THIS IS SAFE. 98 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:12,699 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I HEARD THAT AFTER THE ELECTION ONE INDUSTRY GOT A BIG 99 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,034 BOOST. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 100 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:19,606 WASHINGTON, D.C. SAY THEY SAW MORE CHAMPAGNE SOLD ON SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, THAN ON 101 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:26,279 THE PAST TWO NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATIONS COMBINED. [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,048 Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE GOING WELL BECAUSE WHEN THEY HEARD THE CHAMPAGNE 103 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:34,454 INDUSTRY HAD NOTHING TO CELEBRATE WITH [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,725 I'LL LET YOU GET THERE I'LL LET YOU GET THERE YEP. 105 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,593 THE CHAMPAGNE INDUSTRY HAS BEEN STRUGGLING DURING THE PANDEMIC WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE NO 106 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:47,467 ONE'S EVER BEEN LIKE I TOOK A SHOWER AND PUT ON PANTS. [ CHAMPAGNE CORK POP ] 107 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:53,273 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE SOUND EFFECT YOU GOT FOR THE CHAMPAGNE? 108 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,076 [ LAUGHTER ] [ POPPING SOUND MAN. 109 00:07:56,076 --> 00:08:03,116 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S USUALLY MORE LIKE A - YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT. 110 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:07,587 IT'S LIKE -- [ POPPING SOUND CONGRATULATIONS. 111 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:11,291 LIKE THE MOST BORING CHAMPAGNE IT'S LIKE, "DUDE, WE JUST WON $80 MILLION! 112 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:16,329 [ POPPING SOUND [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 113 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:23,236 Questlove: THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE'S FLAT [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:28,041 Jimmy: WOW. CLEAN, CLEAN POP [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:32,178 WELL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH A STATUE IN SPAIN. DID YOU SEE THIS 116 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:39,386 Questlove: YES. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. Questlove: CLASSIC. 117 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:42,122 Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE A STATUE IN SPAIN IS GETTING A A LOT OF ATTENTION AFTER A 118 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,556 A BOTCHED RESTORATION. TAKE A LOOK AT THE STATUE BEFORE 119 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,926 THIS IS REAL THEN IT GOT RESTORED HERE IT IS AFTER 120 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,062 [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: I'D LOVE TO SEE IT 121 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:54,701 [ POPPING NOISE Jimmy: YEAH OH, YEAH 122 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,903 MEANWHILE THE GARGOYLE AROUND THE CORNER WAS LIKE, "I'D STILL HIT THAT." 123 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:03,343 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, WAIT, COME ON NO 124 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,878 IT'S LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORKING FOR RESTORATIONS AND RESTORATIONS 125 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:12,752 TOTAL LANDSCAPING. COULD WE TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE STATUE BEFORE IT WAS 126 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,790 RESTORED AND NOW THE NEW ONE AGAIN? GEEZ 127 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,425 WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING OUT ABOUT THE UPDATE INCLUDING THE STATUES, 128 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:28,034 THEMSELVES [ LAUGHTER ] FIRST, THE ORIGINAL STATUE 129 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:32,038 SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE DONE THIS TO MY FACE IT'S A TOTAL DISGRACE. 130 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:37,110 THE NEW STATUE SAID, "HELLERR! THAT HURTS M' FERLINGS I'M BEAUTIFER. 131 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,878 THEN THE ORIGINAL STATUE WAS LIKE, "NO THE CITY MUST FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY AND RESTORE MY 132 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:47,287 FACE PROPERLY. THEN THE NEW STATUE WAS LIKE, "NO, I LIKE MY FACE. 133 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,524 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. THEN THE JESUS PAINTING FROM BORJA, SPAIN SPOKE UP AND SAID, 134 00:09:51,524 --> 00:10:00,533 "YER, LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S PERFECT. THEN THIS OLD STATUE OF THE 135 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:08,608 FONZ SHOWED UP AND WAS LIKE, "ERRR! I AGREE. 136 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,844 DON'T CHANGE FOR ANYONE. AND FINALLY THIS PLAQUE OF ELVIS PRESLEY SAID, "KEEP YOUR 137 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:16,783 HEAD UP. YOU'RE A 'HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE.'" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 138 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:23,556 THEY'RE ALL VERY SUPPORTIVE. OH GUYS, I THIS IS COOL. I SAW PLAY STATION FIVE WAS 139 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,860 RELEASED TODAY WHOO! Jimmy: YEAH 140 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,728 SO HERE TO TALK ABOUT OUR VIDEO GAME BLOGGERS FROM THE WEBSITE GAMESQUASH NICK CIARELLI AND 141 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:35,802 BRAD EVANS HEY GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,739 HEY JIMMY STOKED TO TALK ALL THINGS PS5 WITH YOU 143 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,476 YEAH, THE PS5 IS A MUST BUY CONSOLE. Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S SO MANY 144 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:48,481 COOL GAMES THE NEW "CALL OF DUTY," "ASSASSIN'S CREED. 145 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,218 WHAT GAMES ARE YOU GUYS MOST EXCITED FOR JUST ONE. THE VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION OF 146 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:57,457 "ABOUT SCHMIDT." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT THE 147 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,426 JACK NICHOLSON MOVIE THEY MADE THAT A PS5 GAME BASED ON THAT MOVIE? 148 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:04,798 YEP GAMING FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE ABOUT 2002 FOR "ABOUT 149 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,500 SCHMIDT" TO FINALLY BECOME A A VIDEO GAME AND JIMMY, IT DOESN'T 150 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:12,772 DISAPPOINT IT'S THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME 151 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,942 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I MEAN, THAT NEW "SPIDER-MAN" LOOKS AMAZING. 152 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:20,747 YOU CAN PLAY AS SPIDER-MAN SWINGING ABOVE NEW YORK CITY AND -- 153 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,083 PFFT, YOU THINK THAT'S COOL IN "ABOUT SCHMIDT" YOU CAN PLAY AS THE MOVIE'S MAIN CHARACTER 154 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:32,125 "ABOUT SCHMIDT" WALKING VERY SLOWLY AROUND RURAL NEBRASKA [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,363 Jimmy: THAT'S IT? THAT'S JUST THREE OF THE GAME'S FOUR LEVELS, JIMMY. 156 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,098 I'M ON A LEVEL NOW WHERE YOU GET IN A HOT TUB WITH YOUR CO-WORKERS IN A LIFE INSURANCE 157 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:41,468 OFFICE GET THIS JIMMY. YOU PRESS THE X BUTTON TO OPEN 158 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:45,672 MAIL AND THE TRIANGLE BUTTON MAKES SCHMIDT SAY I HAVE A A MIGRAINE 159 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:49,109 THE OTHER BUTTONS DON'T DO ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:53,313 Jimmy: I -- I'M JUST NOT SURE THAT MOVIE MAKES FOR A GREAT VIDEO GAME 161 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,282 DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU PLAY IT, JIMMY. OH, I'M ON THIS BOSS FIGHT 162 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,884 RIGHT NOW WHERE YOU HAVE TO AVOID THROWING YOUR BACK OUT WHILE SLEEPING ON YOUR 163 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:05,558 SON-IN-LAW'S WATER BED [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE BOSS HAS A WATER 164 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:10,363 BED? NO, THE BOSS IS YOUR BAD BACK 165 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,867 AND IF YOU DEFEAT YOUR BAD BACK, YOU UNLOCK DERMOT MULRONEY. 166 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:21,441 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE, JIMMY. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW AWESOME 167 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,609 "ABOUT SCHMIDT" ON PS5 IS. HERE'S SOME GAME PLAY FOOTAGE. 168 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:34,120 EYOUR HONOR EYOUR HONOR. EYOUR HONOR. 169 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,289 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S THE GAME? YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE. 170 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,957 YEAH. THAT'S THE FINAL LEVEL WHERE YOU REFLECT ON YOUR 171 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,094 RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR ESTRANGED DAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,097 Jimmy: YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT BEING FUN. IF ANYONE AT HOME HAS CHEAT 173 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,667 CODES FOR HOW TO BEAT THE RETIREMENT DINNER LEVEL PLEASE LET ME KNOW. 174 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,104 MY CHARACTER KEEPS EATING TOO MANY HOR D'OEUVRES AND DYING [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,907 Jimmy: NICK AND BRAD FROM GAMESQUASH EVERYONE. * 176 00:12:53,907 --> 00:13:03,616 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ABOUT SCHMIDT" ON PS5 THE MIGRAINE LEVEL 177 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,686 OH, AND FINALLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS ALMOST HERE. YOU GUYS PSYCHED FOR THE 178 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:10,924 HOLIDAYS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT GOOD. WELL, A CHRISTMAS TREE IN 179 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:16,629 CINCINNATI'S FOUNTAIN SQUARE HAS BEEN GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR ITS UNIQUE LOOK. 180 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:21,534 HERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 181 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,504 WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TREE, THE STATUE FROM SPAIN SAID, "OH, MY GOD THAT TREE LOOKS PERFECT. 182 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,775 [ LAUGHTER ] * OH CHRISTMAS TREE OH CHRISTMAS TREE * 183 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:34,080 [ MUMBLING ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! 184 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,418 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOINING US IS IN STUDIO, MY MAN FROM "THE BLACKLIST" ON NBC, 185 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:47,093 JAMES SPADER IS ON THE SHOW! HE WILL BE RIGHT HERE. I LOVE THAT GUY. 186 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,695 PLUS, HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW ORGANIZATION THE SOCIAL CHANGE FUND, CHRIS PAUL IS 187 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,799 DROPPING BY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 21 SAVAGE 188 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:59,272 AND METRO BOOMIN STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 189 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:18,425 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 190 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:22,328 EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 191 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:22,362 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 192 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:28,935 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 193 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:33,073 * Jimmy: OH, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 194 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:37,110 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SINCE IT LOOKS LIKE THE 195 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,745 PRESIDENT WILL BE MOVING OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE SOON, I SENT OUT A HASHTAG CALLED 196 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,513 #TIMETOMOVE AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET SOMETHING FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING ABOUT A 197 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:50,390 A PLACE YOU USE TO LIVE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED THAT LET YOU KNOW IT WAS TIME TO 198 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,359 MOVE WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC 199 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:59,432 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 200 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,168 SOME OF MY FAVORITE TIME TO MOVE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 201 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:06,239 @SANDIEMOOR. SHE SAYS OUR OLD NEIGHBOR WOULD RAKE THE LEAVES ON HIS LAWN 202 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,041 THEN SEPARATE OUR RED LEAVES THAT HAD BLOWN OVER TO HIS YARD FROM HIS GREEN ONES AND THEN 203 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:15,415 PUT THEM BACK IN OUR YARD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, TIME TO MOVE 204 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:21,187 EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY THIS ONE IS FROM METTAJOELKATZ HE SAYS WE SPILLED A WHOLE 205 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,257 BUNCH OF OLD BAY SEASONING ON THE FLOOR AND NOBODY CLEANED IT UP 206 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,227 FOR MONTHS THERE WAS A MOUND OD SEASONING THAT WAS PART OF THE ROOM YOU'D HAVE TO STEP AROUND 207 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:34,634 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE DIRT DEVILS 208 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,705 ONE OF THOSE DYSON JOHNS Tariq: I DON'T KNOW DYSON SAYS IT NEVER LOSES 209 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,942 SUCTION. Jimmy: IT DOESN'T Tariq: BUT I THINK IT DOES. 210 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,747 [ IMITATES VACUUM Jimmy: WHICH ONE WAS I DOING DIRT DEVIL OR DYSON? 211 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:53,353 Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 'CAUSE YOUR IMPRESSION SUCKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:57,090 Jimmy: WHAT THAT MAKES NO SENSE. OH, I GOT YOU. 213 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,925 Tariq: YEAH, MAN. Questlove: OH Jimmy: AH 214 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:03,029 Questlove: OH Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,565 I JUST GOT IT. YEAH, WOW, WOW, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,867 ANY JOKE WHERE YOU HAVE TO DO THAT AFTERWARD - [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:12,605 AND HOLD IT. THAT WAS AWESOME THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 218 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:17,944 @REALDANYEWEST REALDANYEWEST. YOU GET IT 219 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:23,516 NOT THE IMPOSTER. Jimmy: NO THIS IS REALDANYEWEST. 220 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:29,089 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH SO HE SAYS, MOVED INTO A NEW 221 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,890 PLACE AND THE OLD OWNERS LEFT THEIR NUMBER AND A NOTE THAT READ IF THE GHOST COMES BACK 222 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:40,467 GIVE ME A CALL AND I'LL SPEAK TO IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 223 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,636 THIS ONE'S FROM @KNOCKKNOCKPENNY SHE SAYS WAS SINGING 224 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,472 TINA TURNER'S "WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT" IN THE SHOWER MY NEIGHBOR WAS STANDING AT THE 225 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:51,077 WINDOW SAYING, "YES, GET IT, GIRL GET THAT HIGH NOTE." 226 00:16:51,077 --> 00:17:01,021 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * WHAT'S LOVE -- * DUDE, DID YOU SAY -- 227 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,024 WHO WROTE "PRIVATE DANCER" YOU SAID SOMETHING COOL. Questlove: DUDE FROM 228 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,660 DIRE STRAITS Jimmy: MARK KNOPFLER. Questlove: YEAH 229 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,429 Jimmy: MY MOM WAS INTO THAT WHOLE ALBUM AND THAT WAS THE SONG THAT KIND OF STUCK OUT 230 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:14,034 WITH HER AND SHE WOULD, LIKE, A GOOD - SHE WOULD SING IT BUT NOT QUITE 231 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,271 KNOWING WHAT IT'S ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WERE KIDS GOING LIKE, THAT'S 232 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:24,077 PRETTY GOOD AND, LIKE, THIS IS -- YOU SHOULDN'T SING "PRIVATE DANCER. 233 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:27,881 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE SAYING -- OH, WHATEVER 234 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:33,253 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 235 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:38,725 L THIS ONE'S FROM @LEX1110 HE SAYS I STARTED CALLING MY PARENTS BY THEIR FIRST NAME TO 236 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,429 TRICK MY BRAIN INTO THINKING I HAVE ROOMMATES [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,699 BOB, EMILY, QUICK HOUSE MEETING. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK 238 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:49,969 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @CAITLINCARRICKM 239 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,473 SHE SAYS I LIVED IN A TOWN CALLED PENISTONE THAT'S IT. 240 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,842 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ] THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 241 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,310 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 242 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:04,284 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN STUDIO WITH JAMES SPADER! 243 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:21,101 * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A THREE-TIME EMMY WINNER 244 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:27,040 STARRING ON THE VERY POPULAR SERIES "THE BLACKLIST. SEASON EIGHT PREMIERES TOMORROW 245 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,277 AT 8:00 P.M. RIGHT HERE ON NBC I AM THRILLED HE'S HERE TONIGHT, ACTUALLY IN THE 246 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:35,582 STUDIO PLEASE WELCOME JAMES SPADER! 247 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:58,438 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: COME ON, 248 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:05,378 JAMES SPADER OH, MY PAL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 249 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:11,251 AND YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY 250 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,687 THANK YOU FOR DRESSING UP. YOU'RE WEARING A SUIT. YOU LOOK GREAT 251 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:19,793 YOU'RE LOOKING -- LESS SO Jimmy: THIS IS THE -- I'M MORE CASUAL. 252 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,496 REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ONLY CALIFORNIA Jimmy: NO, IT'S EVERYWHERE 253 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:28,335 NOW. WEAR YOUR CROCS Jimmy: I'M WEARING -- THESE 254 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:32,372 ARE LIKE -- THESE ARE YEEZYS THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OUT IN EIGHT MONTHS 255 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,941 TRULY. Jimmy: WOW. I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE MY 256 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,944 DATE NIGHT Jimmy: YES! I WILL BE -- WE ARE YOUR BEST 257 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:44,951 DATE YOU EVER -- [ APPLAUSE ] I'LL HAVE THE SAKE. 258 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,654 Jimmy: CAN WE GET A LITTLE SAKE OR SOMETHING? IS THIS -- I DON'T -- I 259 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:53,159 COULDN'T EVEN SEE YOU IF WE DID A ZOOM INTERVIEW I DON'T KNOW WHY I 260 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,429 COULDN'T -- THIS WAS THE ONLY OPTION Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW 261 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,866 THE -- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T -- I'VE HAD A COUPLE OF TIMES 262 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:05,805 OVER THE LAST EIGHT MONTHS OF, YOU KNOW, HAVING TO DO - SOMETHING. 263 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,875 I JUST CALL IN, ON THE PHONE Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH 264 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,945 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK ANY OF THE STUFF I DON'T HAVE A LAPTOP OR A - 265 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,247 Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANY OF IT. 266 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:18,218 Jimmy: GOOD, BUT THAT'S YOU I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT. AND I ALSO -- I'M NOT 267 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:23,623 PRESENTABLE AT HOME. Jimmy: REALLY YOU KNOW, REALLY -- NOT 268 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:28,328 REALLY I'M -- I'M EITHER IN THE KITCHEN COOKING. 269 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,665 Jimmy: YEAH OR IF I'M IN THE HOUSE, I'M EITHER IN THE KITCHEN COOKING 270 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:39,272 OR IN THE BATHROOM - Jimmy: UH-HUH, YES. COOKING. 271 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,441 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OR IN BED - Jimmy: COOKING. 272 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:46,579 THERE YOU GO YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. SO YEAH, DON'T -- MY THING IS 273 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,749 THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO DO ZOOM EVERYTHING NOW SO WHATEVER IT IS, THEY GO, 274 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,153 ZOOM CALL? I GO, "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO." YEAH, BUT I WORRY THAT WE'VE 275 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:58,191 GOT TO COME BACK FROM THIS AT SOME POINT I -- LIKE I WAS WATCHING THE 276 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:03,763 BEGINNING OF THE SHOW IN THE DRESSING ROOM. AND, YOU KNOW -- THERE ARE A 277 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,067 A LOT OF PEOPLE MISSING. NOT JUST AUDIENCE. BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE 278 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,536 MISSING IN TERMS OF -- Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, THE FUNCTIONING OF 279 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:15,075 THE SHOW AND SO ON Jimmy: YES. AND WE CAN'T LET THE POWERS 280 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,743 THAT BE THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE MOVING FORWARD, THAT IT'S GOING TO BE 281 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:21,715 LIKE - YOU KNOW, WE DON'T WANT TO GET THEM USED TO -- WE DON'T WANT 282 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:26,720 NBC TO GET USED TO A SKELETON CREW Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY RIGHT. 283 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,090 WE GOT TO GET BACK, WE GOT TO GET BACK, EXACTLY RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 284 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:35,128 THIS HELPS US, YOU BEING HERE. YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, I -- WHAT WOULD 285 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:42,869 IT BE -- WHAT WAS YOUR LIFE LIKE IN QUARANTINE I'M TRYING TO PICTURE IT 286 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,537 BECAUSE I -- YOU KNOW, THEY HAD ASKED AT ONE POINT WHETHER -- BECAUSE YOU AND I 287 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,506 WERE SUPPOSED TO DO A SHOW Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, IN MARCH. 288 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:51,945 WHEN IT GOT SHUT DOWN, YEAH AND I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE LATER, MAYBE 289 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:56,149 I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT ANYWAY, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT AND I THINK THAT -- I THINK I 290 00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:01,354 GOT ASKED AT SOME POINT DURING LOCKDOWN, OR YOU WERE DOING THE SHOW FROM YOUR HOME. 291 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:06,259 Jimmy: YEP. AND I THINK I GOT ASKED WHETHER I'D BE INTERESTED IN 292 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:14,067 DOING IT, AND I WAS LIKE, FORGET THAT. Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO IT, NO. 293 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,669 BUT I TUNED IN TO SEE -- AND YOU KNOW, IT WAS A HERCULEAN EFFORT 294 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,637 Jimmy: THANK YOU. I MEAN, IT REALLY, TRULY, FOR EVERYONE WHO, YOU KNOW - 295 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:25,745 Jimmy: I TRIED. I MEAN, REALLY. YOU KNOW, AND -- I THOUGHT THAT 296 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,148 WAS VERY INDUSTRIOUS AND IMPRESSIVE YOU KNOW THAT SLIDE? 297 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:31,651 Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE A SLIDE HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 298 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,354 Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A A SLIDE IN YOUR HOUSE, YEAH. THAT'S THE ONE THING -- YEAH 299 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:39,092 THAT WOULD NOT GO WELL WITH MY HANGOVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 300 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,627 Jimmy: NO, IT MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER TO GET TO THE KITCHEN YEAH, TO HAVE 301 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:45,098 BREAKFAST, YOU JUST SLIDE DOWN ANYWAY, SO YOU'RE DOING THAT 302 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,600 OTHER PEOPLE -- JOHN KRASINSKI LIKE INVENTED A NETWORK. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 303 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,804 THAT'S RIGHT, HE DID, YEAH YOU KNOW, AND I CAME BACK TO WORK, MY FIRST DAY BACK, BACK 304 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:56,543 AT WORK. CHRISTINE BEAN GREAT COSTUME DESIGNER WE HAVE 305 00:22:56,543 --> 00:23:04,217 ON THE SHOW. SHE CONCEIVED AND GREW A WHOLE HUMAN BEING DURING THIS EIGHT 306 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:09,889 MONTHS I CAME IN FOR MY FITTING AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE HEADING OUT 307 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:17,530 THE DOOR TO GO HAVE THE BABY AND WHEN WE LEFT IN MARCH, SHE WASN'T PREGNANT AT ALL 308 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,266 SO, I MEAN, WHAT USE OF TIME IS THAT Jimmy: YES. 309 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:24,637 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, MY FIRST DAY FILMING, MEGAN BOONE 310 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:29,576 Jimmy: YEAH WHO IS ON THE SHOW. Jimmy: OF COURSE. 311 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,544 I SAID, "SO, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THE TIME 312 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:35,148 OFF? SHE SAID, "I READ ALL OF SHAKESPEARE'S TRAGEDIES. 313 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:40,520 Jimmy: WOW. AND WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER WHAT DID YOU DO DURING 314 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,391 QUARANTINE MY YOUNGEST SON, MY 12-YEAR-OLD, WE'D GO OUT AND 315 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:55,702 LINE UP BEER CANS ON THE BIG ROCK OUT ON THE FAR END OF THE GARDEN 316 00:23:55,702 --> 00:24:00,940 AND SHOOT AT THEM WITH BB GUNS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO SOMEONE HAD A 317 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,709 A BABY [ APPLAUSE ] SOMEONE READ ALL OF 318 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:07,080 SHAKESPEARE'S TRAGEDIES. AND YOU SHOT BEER CANS WITH A BB GUN 319 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,051 AND WE'D THROW THE BALL Jimmy: YEAH GREAT 320 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,286 THANK YOU Jimmy: QUESTLOVE LOOKS GREAT. 321 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:17,357 YEAH, THANK YOU. ALSO -- I WORKED OUT A LITTLE BIT OVER THE - 322 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:21,828 YOU DID [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MORE WITH 323 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:25,765 JAMES SPADER WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. YES, I WORKED OUT! 324 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:40,947 I WENT ON THE TREADMILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 325 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,450 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE TALKING TO OUR GOOD PAL 326 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,419 JAMES SPADER, WHO IS HERE WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 327 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:50,090 I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE. AND -- YEAH, I -- I DID TAKE OFF -- I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ASK, 328 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:56,096 BUT YEAH, I TOOK OFF A FEW - [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T ASK. 329 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:58,531 Jimmy: NO, YOU DIDN'T ASK TINA FEY SAID TO ME, SHE GOES, YOU ALWAYS WEAR THAT KIND OF 330 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:04,671 FAT SKINNY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JUST MADE ME LAUGH 331 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:08,174 I JUST KIND OF HAVE LIKE THAT CHUBBY FACE KIND OF THING. YOU DON'T REALLY. 332 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,478 I MEAN, YOU DON'T. BUT -- I MEAN, I WAS SO HAPPY, I DON'T KNOW -- IT WAS LIKE 333 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:15,148 A MIRACLE. I JUST -- I WAS EATING AND DRINKING THE ENTIRE EIGHT 334 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:21,621 MONTHS WITH ABANDON. Jimmy: REALLY YEAH. 335 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:28,828 AND I GUESS IT WAS, YOU KNOW, GOING ON BIKE RIDES AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT. 336 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,064 Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD. I SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST DAY FOR MY FITTING, WARDROBE 337 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:36,703 FITTING, AND FIT IN ALL MY CLOTHES FINE, NO PROBLEM Jimmy: BUT YOU WALKED IN 338 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,072 THINKING LIKE, UH-OH I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED. AND -- 339 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,874 Jimmy: LIKE, MY CHARACTER WEARS SWEAT PANTS. I SORT OF IGNORE IT UNTIL 340 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:44,411 THE NIGHT BEFORE THEN I WENT IN -- BUT USUALLY I START OUT THE SEASON, YOU KNOW, 341 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:52,118 A LITTLE BIT BETTER OFF. BUT YOU KNOW, I SORT OF IGNORED IT THIS YEAR 342 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:58,224 AND ANYWAY, I WENT BACK IN AND TRIED ON ALL MY WARDROBE AND IT ALL FIT PERFECTLY 343 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:01,628 BUT I MUST SAY, IT WAS THE WARDROBE THAT I WAS WEARING AT THE END OF LAST SEASON 344 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,830 Jimmy: SO YOU CAN'T REALLY JUDGE, YEAH. BECAUSE THAT'S LIKE, I'M 345 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:08,501 WEARING THE BIG SUITS AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Jimmy: BIG SUITS. 346 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:12,439 WHO GIVES A [ BLEEP ] RIGHT? I FIT IN A BIG SUIT. 347 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:15,942 Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOK GREAT IN ANY SUIT, PLEASE BUT ALSO THIS SEASON, THE ONLY 348 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:19,646 WEAPONS USED ARE BB GUNS [ LAUGHTER ] RED RYDER 349 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:24,284 Jimmy: RED RYDERS, YEAH I NEVER HAD A BB GUN I HAD AN AIR GUN THAT WOULD 350 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:27,754 MAKE THE SOUND OF A BB GUN, NOTHING WOULD COME OUT OF IT OH, REALLY? 351 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,690 Jimmy: SO YOU'D PUMP IT AND THEN YOU'D GO -- [ POPPING SOUND 352 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:35,195 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE THE SOUND. THAT'S SO FUNNY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. 353 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:37,464 Jimmy: RIGHT ON, YEAH I LOVE THAT NOISE Jimmy: THAT'S THE DEAL. 354 00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:39,866 WATCH OUT THERE, YOU'RE UNDER -- YEAH. HOLD UP. 355 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,936 [ POPPING SOUND YEAH PUT THE CORK BACK IN 356 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:47,207 BUT NO, IT WAS JUST AN AIR GUN MY FRIEND HAD ONE ONCE IT FASCINATED ME TO SHOOT 357 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:53,113 A BEER CAN WITH A BB GUN I'M JUST NOT THAT GUY, I CAN'T DO THAT. 358 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,781 IT'S A JOKE WHEN I HOLD A THING. IF I WOULD DO A MOVIE AND I 359 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,483 HAVE TO HAVE A WEAPON OR SOMETHING, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 360 00:26:56,483 --> 00:27:02,722 YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME AT ALL AS SHOOTING A BB GUN. 361 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,225 Jimmy: NO, IT'S FUN YEAH. Jimmy: NO, I THINK IT'S FUN, 362 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:06,760 EXACTLY. YOU WERE TELLING ME THOUGH THAT THIS SEASON 8 OF "THE 363 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,930 BLACKLIST" STARTS TOMORROW, YOU CAN JUST JUMP RIGHT IN IT'S PRETTY CRAZY 364 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:17,804 THERE'S NO -- WE ENDED LAST SEASON ABRUPTLY. YOU KNOW, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE 365 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,506 OF SHOOTING 19, WHICH WE FINISHED WITH A SORT OF HYBRID LIVE ACTION AND ANIMATED THAT 366 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:30,483 WE SORT OF FINISHED UP IN THE SPRING BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAD THREE 367 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:34,654 EPISODES THAT WERE SORT OF OUR CLIMAX OF THE SEASON Jimmy: YEAH 368 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,090 THAT WERE ALREADY WRITTEN AND SO THEY GOT REWRITTEN TO SORT OF WORK INTO, YOU KNOW, 369 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:41,428 STARTING OUT SEASON 8 WITH BUT -- BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE BASICALLY STARTING THE SEASON 370 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:48,968 WITH, YOU KNOW, THINGS ARE REALLY DIRE RIGHT OFF THE BAT. I MEAN, THERE'S NO SORT OF 371 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:53,239 RAMP-UP, LIKE OH, WE'RE STARTING OUT THE SEASON. I MEAN, IT REALLY IS - 372 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:56,276 Jimmy: COMES IN MOVING. YOU COME IN, REALLY THE TRAIN'S ALREADY LEFT THE 373 00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:58,812 STATION. Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC YOU'RE GREAT AT IT 374 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:03,283 BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THAT'S OVER 150 EPISODES? IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE DONE 375 00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:05,785 SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YEAH. Jimmy: EIGHT SEASONS? 376 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,754 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, AS SOMEONE WHO 377 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:12,258 BENEFITS OFF YOUR RATINGS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING "THE BLACKLIST." 378 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,661 WE LOVE YOU. AND I APPRECIATE YOU COMING INTO OUR STUDIO AND JUST 379 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:19,232 BEING -- MY PLEASURE Jimmy: COOL NEW YORKER, 380 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:23,503 JAMES SPADER I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 381 00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:27,340 HERE'S JAMES SPADER IN THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE BLACKLIST. 382 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:27,841 BLACKLIST. TAKE A LOOK. 383 00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:32,345 MY WAY TO A RENDEZVOUS IN 384 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:36,850 CALHOUN CITY THIS MUST HAVE BEEN AROUND '98, '99? 385 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,518 THEY JUST CLOSED KAI TAK AIRPORT AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING IN AND OUT OF THE BIG, 386 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:46,693 BRAND-NEW HONG KONG INTERNATIONAL. THE PLACE WAS GIGUNDOUS, 387 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:53,566 LARGEST PASSENGER TERMINAL IN THE WORLD AT THE TIME. I'D COME IN ON A CARGO FLIGHT. 388 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:58,171 AND IT WAS ABSOLUTE MADNESS OVER THERE MY GROUND TRANSPORT HAD GOTTEN 389 00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:01,908 SCREWED UP SO I GRABBED A TAXI I WAS RUNNING ABOUT AN HOUR LATE AND WAS A LITTLE OUT OF 390 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,145 SORTS. I'M SURE I PUT THE DRIVER ON EDGE, ALTHOUGH HE SEEMED PRETTY 391 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:12,052 UNFLAPPABLE AND HE HAD A HELL OF A HEAVY FOOT. ANYWAY, WE'RE DOING OUR BEST 392 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:14,621 TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE. THE GUY'S BOBBING AND WEAVING AND I'M TRYING TO RELAX WITH 393 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:19,826 ONE EYE ON THE CLOCK MEANWHILE YEARZY'S BEEN SITTING AT THE LUCKY DUCK FOR 394 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:26,166 45 MINUTES SO GIVEN HIS USUAL 15 MINUTES A DRINK, YEARZY'S JUST FINISHED 395 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:31,404 HIS THIRD GIN AND TONIC WITH A A FOURTH ON THE WAY. NOW, I THINK THE WORLD AND ALL 396 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:34,941 OF YEARZY BUT AT HIS BEST, HE'S A BIT STROPPY. AND AFTER FOUR OR FIVE 397 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:40,380 G AND T'S HE'S STARTING TO LOOK AROUND FOR SOMEONE TO MESS WITH 398 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:43,850 SO I'M FEELING A LITTLE VULNERABLE Jimmy: JAMES SPADER, 399 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,386 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON 8 OF "THE BLACKLIST" 400 00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:54,127 PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC JUMP RIGHT IN. 401 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,663 "THE BLACKLIST." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS PAUL 402 00:29:56,663 --> 00:30:13,913 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! * Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 403 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:18,485 A 10-TIME NBA ALL-STAR 10 TIMES YEAH 404 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:22,689 AND THE PRESIDENT ALSO OF THE NBA PLAYERS ASSOCIATION. HE ALSO STARTED A NEW 405 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:27,460 ORGANIZATION CALLED THE SOCIAL CHANGE FUND. HERE IS CHRIS PAUL 406 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:31,064 YEAH CHRIS, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK 407 00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:35,235 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW YEAH, APPRECIATE YOU HAVING 408 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:40,040 ME, JIMMY. Jimmy: FIRST OFF, I WANT TO CONGRATS ON A GREAT SEASON 409 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,841 I GOT TO SAY, AS GREAT AS YOU WERE ON THE COURT WHAT YOU DID THIS SEASON OFF THE COURT AS 410 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:51,284 PRESIDENT OF THE NBA PLAYERS ASSOCIATION IS EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE 411 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:54,087 PEOPLE MIGHT NOT REALIZE THIS, BUT YOU PLAYED A GIANT ROLE IN ACTUALLY MAKING THE NBA BUBBLE 412 00:30:54,087 --> 00:30:57,991 HAPPEN I PLAYED A ROLE IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 413 00:30:57,991 --> 00:31:05,632 HELPED WITH COMING UP WITH IT. BUT IT WAS A LOT IT WAS A LOT OF PHONE CALLS 414 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:08,568 THAT HAD TO HAPPEN Jimmy: YEAH A LOT OF HARD CONVERSATION 415 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:12,172 AMONGST US PLAYERS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU GIVE NOT ONLY COVID BUT THEN SOCIAL JUSTICE. 416 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:14,407 RIGHT? WHEN GEORGE FLOYD AND EVERYTHING OCCURRED WE WERE 417 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:18,678 TRYING TO DECIDE AS PLAYERS, SHOULD WE PLAY OR SHOULD WE STAY IN OUR 418 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:24,951 COMMUNITIES AND MAKE SURE THAT OUR FAMILIES ARE WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND ALL THESE THINGS 419 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:29,989 SO WHEN WE MADE THAT DECISION TO GO DOWN AND PLAY, I WAS PROUD OF OUR PLAYERS 420 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,624 Jimmy: THE ONE THING I THOUGHT WAS SO MOVING, AND ACTUALLY REALLY DID KIND OF 421 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:46,272 SHAKE EVERYONE, WAS AFTER THE SHOOTING OF JACOB BLAKE. YOU ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE 422 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,542 PLAYERS DECIDED TO BOYCOTT THAT EVENING'S PLAYOFF GAME ALL THE GAMES. 423 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:54,114 AND YOU HELD A MEETING THAT NIGHT FOR EVERY PLAYER IN THE BUBBLE 424 00:31:54,114 --> 00:32:03,857 I ALSO HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU GUYS MAYBE GOT A PHONE CALL FROM PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA? 425 00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:06,593 FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA? I ACTUALLY REACHED OUT TO HIM. 426 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,328 AND HE'S ACTUALLY BEEN -- JUST SORT OF LIKE A BIG BROTHER IN ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF 427 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:12,298 SITUATIONS SO THIS SITUATION WAS NO DIFFERENT. 428 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,467 JUST GAVE SOME INSIGHT, YOU KNOW JUST SOME UNBELIEVABLE INSIGHT 429 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:21,141 AND WISDOM THAT PROBABLY ONLY HE CAN GIVE, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: YEAH 430 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,942 I HEARD THAT HE HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY ONCE, I THINK IT WAS HIS 49th BIRTHDAY, AND HAD A BUNCH 431 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:30,116 OF HIS FAVORITE NBA SUPERSTARS HE ALWAYS TELLS THIS STORY, DON'T BELIEVE IT, JIMMY, BUT GO 432 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:33,153 AHEAD. Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD, I'M JUST SAYING 433 00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:36,456 IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE HE HAD A PICKUP BASKETBALL GAME 434 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,959 YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH HIM IS THAT TRUE SO FAR? 435 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:45,398 KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING Jimmy: THEN THE STORY I HEAR 436 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:53,173 IS THAT OBAMA CROSSED YOU OVER SO BAD THAT YOU ACTUALLY FELL DOWN 437 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:55,342 SEE, IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF CAT. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT DID NOT 438 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:59,846 HAPPEN HE DID A CROSS-OVER. HE DID A CROSS-OVER. 439 00:32:59,846 --> 00:33:04,117 I DIDN'T FALL. BUT IT WAS SO MUCH SECRET SERVICE IN THERE, MAN. 440 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:06,720 IF I WOULD HAVE STOLE THAT BALL FROM THAT MAN, AIN'T NO TELLING WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME 441 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,123 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW SO 442 00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:12,192 Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST BEING NICE YOU'RE BEING RESPECTFUL. 443 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:15,595 OF COURSE, OF COURSE. THE FACT THAT HE'S OUT OF OFFICE NOW, I WANT TO SEE WHAT 444 00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:21,368 THIS IS, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HIS GAME IS NOW. Jimmy: NO, DON'T DO IT, 445 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:28,475 DON'T DO IT. WE PLAY GOLF OCCASIONALLY NEXT TIME I SEE HIM, I'M JUST 446 00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:30,777 GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CHECK UP, CHECK UP ON SITE Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 447 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:35,348 ABOUT SOMETHING AMAZING THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR PALS. CARMELO ANTHONY, WHO, GOSH, WE 448 00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:38,318 GOT TO KNOW WHEN HE WAS HERE IN NEW YORK, AND DWYANE WADE WE LOVE 449 00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:42,255 YOU STARTED SOMETHING CALLED THE SOCIAL CHANGE FUND CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS 450 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:45,425 YEAH, MAN SO IT'S AMAZING. I'M SURE, JIMMY, YOU LIKE IN 451 00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:49,963 GROUP CHATS AND YOU GOT FRIENDS THAT YOU TALK TO ALL THE TIME. FOR US, WE'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW, 452 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:51,765 IN THE LEAGUE FOR A LONG TIME, AND WE HAVE OUR OWN RESPECTIVE FOUNDATIONS, AND WE DO OUR OWN 453 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:58,104 WORK AND WHAT WE DECIDED DURING QUARANTINE IS THAT WE WANTED TO 454 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:05,111 START A FUND AND WE WANTED TO DO IT TOGETHER 455 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:10,684 YOU KNOW, AS -- AS ATHLETES, YOU KNOW, THEY ALWAYS SAY, IF YOU WANT TO GO FAST, GO ALONE. 456 00:34:10,684 --> 00:34:13,420 IF YOU WANT TO GO FAR, GO TOGETHER WE REALIZED THAT IF WE COME 457 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,854 TOGETHER WITH THIS FUND, AND WE HAVE OTHER PEOPLE -- MICHAEL STRAHAN, 458 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:16,523 DONOVAN MITCHELL, CANDACE PARKER -- SO MANY OTHER ATHLETES WHO ARE JOINING WITH 459 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:26,866 US IN THIS CAUSE Jimmy: BEFORE YOU GO, CHRIS, AGAIN, THANKS AGAIN SO MUCH FOR 460 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:32,105 COMING ON. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE UPCOMING SEASON. 461 00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:36,376 YOU'RE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER, BUT THERE'S SOME CHATTER THIS WEEK 462 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:40,080 THAT YOU MIGHT GET TRADED POSSIBLY TO THE PHOENIX SUNS NOW WHEN YOU HEAR THESE RUMORS, 463 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:45,552 WHAT GOES -- WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND? MAN, I'M GOING INTO YEAR 16 464 00:34:45,552 --> 00:34:50,256 RIGHT? SO I HEARD ABOUT EVERY RUMOR THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY HEAR 465 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:56,096 Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, YOU LEARN TO CONTROL WHAT YOU CAN CONTROL 466 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:59,632 I'M TRAINING, GETTING READY FOR THE SEASON IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, IT WILL. 467 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:07,173 IF NOT, YOU KNOW, I LOVE BEING IN OKLAHOMA WITH OUR TEAM. WE ACTUALLY JUST GOT A NEW 468 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,275 COACH YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY. SO, YOU KNOW 469 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,044 Jimmy: MY GOSH. THE LEAGUE IS ALWAYS CONSTANTLY CHANGING. 470 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:15,915 Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T LOOK TOO BAD IN A KNICKS JERSEY 471 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:19,652 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS LOOKS -- NOT BAD. I'M JUST SAYING. 472 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:22,489 JIMMY, I DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW PROBABLY MORE THAN I DO 473 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:25,525 Jimmy: OH MY GOSH IF YOU COME EVEN CLOSE TO THE KNICKS, I WANT YOU TO COHOST 474 00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:32,866 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITH ME THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING. CHRIS, WHEREVER YOU'RE PLAYING 475 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:35,602 NEXT SEASON, I'LL BE CHEERING FOR YOU, BUDDY, EITHER WAY APPRECIATE YOU ALWAYS 476 00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:38,772 Jimmy: CHRIS PAUL, EVERYBODY. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE 477 00:35:38,772 --> 00:35:43,143 SOCIAL CHANGE FUND, CHECK OUT THESOCIALCHANGEFUND.ORG. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 478 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:46,980 A PERFORMANCE FROM 21 SAVAGE AND METRO BOOMIN STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 479 00:35:46,980 --> 00:36:06,132 * Jimmy: PERFUMING "RUNNIN'" AND "MR. RIGHT NOW" FROM THEIR 480 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:11,738 NUMBER ONE ALBUM "SAVAGE MODE II," HERE'S 21 SAVAGE AND METRO BOOMIN 481 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:11,771 II," HERE'S 21 SAVAGE AND METRO BOOMIN 482 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,742 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 483 00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:33,326 LONG LIVE KING. THE WORLD LOST SOME LEGENDS. * 484 00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:36,730 * CALLED THE FIRST ON SAVAGE MODE MY MOO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS * 485 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:40,333 * 2016 WE WAS RIDIN' AROUND BEATIN' -- UP IN THE CLU I KNOW SHE AROUN 486 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,069 FOR THE MONEY * * BUT ACT LIKE SHE LOYA I DON'T FEEL THE LOV 487 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:47,073 I'M SO RICH GET BORE MIGHT WAKE UP * * BUY ME A CAR JUST 'CAUS 488 00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:49,943 HER IS HAR 'CAUSE SHE SPENT A FIVE * * MY -- COST ME A DUB 489 00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:54,647 ALL MY -- GOT BBLS ALL MY -- GOT BUTTS * * I AIN'T WITH THE RAP BEEF 490 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:57,617 DRACO PEDOPHIL ALL OF MY OPPS GET TOUCHED * * WE AIN'T NEVER RAN OF 491 00:36:57,617 --> 00:37:00,453 ON NO BARBER BUT WE STILL BE HOPPIN OUT CUTS * 492 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:06,793 * RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN I LEAVE ALL MY CAR 493 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:13,566 RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' * * RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' ALL MY OPPS BE 494 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:19,906 RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' * * WIPED HIS NOSE IT WAS 495 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:27,547 RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN SAVAGE NEVER DID NO * 496 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:33,253 * THAT CLASE FOR YOUR WIF THAT HOOKAH FOR YOUR WIF I'M SLAUGHTER GANG YOU KNO 497 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:37,957 I BROUGHT MY KNIFE * * HE WAS TALKIN' GANGSTER WE CAUGHT HIM AT A LIGHT 498 00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:41,761 I LET MY YOUNG -- DO I IT WAS FREE * * HE WANTED A STRIP 499 00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:44,297 HAVIN' MY WAY WITH THE CHEES I'M IN THE DEN WITH THE THIEVES * 500 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:48,101 * I KNOW THAT SHE RATCHET I COULD TELL BY THE WA THAT SHE WEARIN' HER WEAVE * 501 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:51,171 * SMOKIN' ON ZAZA CAME OUT THE GARDE WITH ADAM AND EVE * 502 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:54,774 * CHOPPER G YOUR POW-WOW TRYNA MAKE Y'ALL 503 00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:58,378 GOT OUT OF LINE * * SPANKED THAT BABY WE HAD TO ROCK HIM TO SLEE 504 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:01,114 IS IT A ISSU KEEP ME A PISTOL * * I AIN'T FINNA DISS YO 505 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:04,384 ALL THAT PILLOW TALK I'MA HAVE TO SEND TH BOOGEYMAN TO COME GET YOU * 506 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,820 * CHAIN HANG LO LIKE A YO-YO YOUR GRIL RIDIN' 507 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:12,258 LIKE POGO * * RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN 508 00:38:12,258 --> 00:38:19,499 I LEAVE ALL MY CAR RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' * * RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' 509 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:25,839 ALL MY OPPS BE RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN' * 510 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:32,712 * WIPED HIS NOSE IT WAS RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN RUNNIN' RUNNIN' RUNNIN 511 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:39,386 SAVAGE NEVER DID NO * * WHOA. 512 00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:43,656 WHOA "SAVAGE MODE II" OUT NOW. WHOA. 513 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:48,328 * * I'MA SLID ANYTIME YOU WANT 514 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:51,398 PUT YOU IN CHANEL I'MA TEACH YOU HOW TO STUNT * * SLIP AND SLID 515 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:57,404 LIKE A WATERFALL YOU NEED SOME TL WE CAN CREEP IF YOU WANT * 516 00:38:57,404 --> 00:39:01,007 * AYY TURN YOUR PHONE OFF TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OF I'M A SAVAGE BUT I 517 00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:06,012 TO A SLOW SONG * * TURN THE LIGHTS DOW LAY THE PIPE DOW 518 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:10,216 I AIN'T MR. RIGH BUT I'M MR. RIGHT NOW * * SHE WANT ME T 519 00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:14,788 TO BEYONCé BUT I DON'T TREAT HE LIKE SHE MY FIANCé * 520 00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:20,060 * MAKE THAT THING SIN LIKE SAD 1942 IT AIN'T NO CHARDONNA 521 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:24,097 IN A LAMB' TRUCK * * WITH MY RICHARD O GOT A PRETTY GIR 522 00:39:24,097 --> 00:39:28,234 THAT I'M FEELIN' O WE IN QUARANTINE * * BUT MY M'S LONG 523 00:39:28,234 --> 00:39:32,505 BUDDY LAME-LAM HE GOT FRIENDZONED * * GOT A COUPLE SPOT 524 00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:36,643 AND THEY ALL OWNED BOUGHT A PENTHOUSE 'CAUSE I'M NEVER HOME * 525 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:40,046 * THREW MY HEAR OUT THE WINDOW FEELINGS GONE THREW MY HEART 526 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:43,750 OUT THE WINDOW BUT * * I'MA SLID ANYTIME YOU WANT 527 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:47,587 PUT YOU IN CHANEL I'MA TEACH YOU HOW TO STUNT * * SLIP AND SLID 528 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:52,192 LIKE A WATERFALL YOU NEED SOME TL WE CAN CREEP IF YOU WANT * 529 00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:57,197 * AYY TURN YOUR PHONE OFF TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OF I'M A SAVAGE BUT I 530 00:39:57,197 --> 00:40:01,701 TO A SLOW SONG * * TURN THE LIGHTS DOW LAY THE PIPE DOW 531 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:06,406 I AIN'T MR. RIGH BUT I'M MR. RIGHT NOW * * SHE WANT ME TO HIT HE 532 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:10,443 TO SOME KEITH SWEA BUT SHE STAY IN APARTMENTS I GOT BEEF AT * 533 00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:14,381 * SO GOOD I HAD T SNEAK BACK HIT HER WITH M 534 00:40:14,381 --> 00:40:19,285 BOY I KEEP THAT * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:24,424 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JAMES SPADER, CHRIS PAUL, 21 SAVAGE AND METRO BOOMIN 536 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:28,461 AND THE ROOTS! THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 537 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:31,765 WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH