1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:11,845 Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. THAT'S IT. 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,115 GOOD GAME, PAL I WON. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE 3 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,850 BUT IT WAS FUN PLAYING AGAINST YOU. YOU DIDN'T WIN. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,719 I WON. Jimmy: WHAT NO, YOU DIDN'T 5 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,522 LOOK AT THE SCORE. STOP THE COUNT. Jimmy: WE DID STOP THE 6 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,858 COUNT. AND I WON. KEEP COUNTING 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,061 Jimmy: I DON'T NEED TO. LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD WE'RE DEMANDING A RECOUNT, 8 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,530 FOLKS. CAN YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS I AM BEING TOTALLY CHEATED 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:35,001 EVERYONE AGREES. I'M IN THE PROCESS OF SUING PLAYSTATION RIGHT NOW. 10 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:38,605 Jimmy: PRESIDENT TRUMP? FAKE NEWS Jimmy: OH, COME ON. 11 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,374 JUST ADMIT YOU LOST SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ON. BESIDES, DON'T YOU HAVE MORE 12 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:44,844 IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO -- VIDEO GAMES? I ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 13 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:48,882 Jimmy: OH, IT'S TIME FOR THE SHOW I GO TO GO 14 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,853 HEY, DAD, CAN I PLAY? GET OUT OF HERE, ERIC I'M DON JR. 15 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:53,887 GET OUT OF HERE, ERIC I'M DON JR. 16 00:00:55,388 --> 00:01:11,137 * Steve: FROM IN ROCKEFELLER 17 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,572 CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 18 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,209 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 19 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:20,246 CHANCE THE RAPPER, ERIN ANDREWS MUSICAL GUEST G HERBO AND 20 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:24,651 CHANCE THE RAPPER. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 21 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:29,723 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 22 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:41,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY, THANK YOU HELLO, AND WELCOME 23 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:45,638 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE THAT IS SO NICE. 24 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:49,676 OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 25 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:52,178 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW. 26 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,615 WHAT A CROWD YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST TOLD 27 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,819 ME WE'VE GOT A MILLION PEOPLE IN HERE TONIGHT. AMAZING, AMAZING 28 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:04,758 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. WELL, LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 29 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,794 JOKES. WELL, GUYS, AS THE PANDEMIC GETS WORSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS 30 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:12,966 MAKING IT EVEN TOUGHER FOR PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN TO DEAL WITH THE CRISIS. 31 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:18,304 APPARENTLY, HE'S STILL NOT LETTING HIS CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE TALK TO BIDEN'S. 32 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,440 I'M REALLY SHOCKED BY THIS, I MEAN, 'CAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, TRUMP'S HANDLING OF THE 33 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:26,179 PANDEMIC HAS BEEN FLAWLESS [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, WHY IS IT SO HARD 34 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:29,082 FOR TRUMP? HE'S BEEN PASSING OFF COVID RESPONSIBILITIES FOR EIGHT 35 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,085 MONTHS WHY STOP NOW [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:36,890 I'M NOT SURPRISED THE TRANSITION OF POWER IS TAKING SO LONG. 37 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,526 EVERY TIME MIKE PENCE HEARS THE WORD "TRANSITION," HE RUNS AND HIDES UNDER THE BED. 38 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:43,897 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MOTHER, PUT ON 'DAVID AND GOLIATH.'" 39 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:51,104 NOT SURE ANY OF THIS MATTERS TRUMP'S TASK FORCE PROBABLY WROTE, LIKE, ONE MEMO THAT 40 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:56,910 SAYS, "WE THINK YOU GET IT FROM LICKING STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,612 HONESTLY, DO WE EVEN WANT TRUMP'S TASK FORCE TRAINING BIDEN'S? 42 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:03,249 THAT'S LIKE GETTING LEGAL ADVICE FROM RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,953 "I'D LIKE TO REPRESENT MYSELF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 44 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,822 AFTER LAST WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PFIZER THAT THEIR VACCINE IS MORE 90% EFFECTIVE, ANOTHER 45 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:14,761 COMPANY, MODERNA, HAS MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THEIR OWN. WATCH THIS 46 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:14,794 ANNOUNCEMENT OF THEIR OWN. WATCH THIS 47 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:26,406 THIS MORNING, BREAKING NEWS ON THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE 48 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:30,076 MODERNA ANNOUNCING ITS VACCINE COULD BE 94.5% EFFECTIVE Jimmy: THAT IS AN AMAZING 49 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,745 ACHIEVEMENT. SCIENTISTS ARE LIKE, "WE'VE HARNESSED THE POWER OF MRNA," 50 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,915 WHILE AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "DOES IT COME IN GRAPE FLAVOR? [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:42,255 CAN I GET IT IN GUMMY SHAPE LIKE FRED FLINTSTONE?" I HAD TO READ THAT JOKE AS 52 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,992 BRIAN REGAN. BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:50,463 IT SOUNDED L IKE BRIAN WOULD HAVE NAILED THAT SO THAT WAS FOR YOU, BRIAN 54 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:54,501 "A GUMMY LIKE FRED FLINTSTONE TYPE OF GUMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:59,105 'CEPT I COULD DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THIS WEEKEND IN 56 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,074 WASHINGTON, TRUMP SUPPORTERS GATHERED TO PROTEST THE ELECTION 57 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:06,246 AND TRUMP EVEN DROVE BY ON HIS WAY TO THE GOLF COURSE TAKE A LOOK. 58 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:06,279 WAY TO THE GOLF COURSE TAKE A LOOK. 59 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,717 FROM HIS MOTORCADE AS THOUSAND OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS CLAIMED 60 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:14,554 ELECTION FRAUD Jimmy: YEAH NOTHING SAYS "THANKS FOR YOUR 61 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,923 SUPPORT" LIKE BARRELING THROUGH THE CROWD ON YOUR WAY TO A GOLF COURSE 62 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,727 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU READ HIS LIPS, I THINK HE'S SAYING "THEY WASTED A 63 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:29,803 A SATURDAY FOR THIS? COULD HAVE GONE GOLFING. [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,572 CAN WE SHOW IT AGAIN JUST HIM GOING BY HIS FOLLOWERS? 65 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:32,605 JUST HIM GOING BY HIS FOLLOWERS? 66 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:40,947 FOR HIS MOTORCADE AS - [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:45,785 Jimmy: "HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? AND THIS WAS CUTE. 68 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,620 TRUMP'S CAR, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT, EVEN HAD A BUNCH OF TIN CANS HANGING OFF THE BACK 69 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,922 AND A SIGN THAT SAID, "JUST LOST THE ELECTION! [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:55,495 [ APPLAUSE ] BUT TRUMP WAS OVERWHELMED BY THE SUPPORT. 71 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,331 HE WAS LIKE, "I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU'RE DOING THE WHITE THING I MEAN, THE RIGHT THING. 72 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:02,702 [ LAUGHTER ] WEL,, IF IT'S NOT CLEAR BY NOW, TRUMP STILL ISN'T READY TO MOVE 73 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:07,407 ON FRO MTHE ELECTION BUT YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS 74 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:13,046 ADMITTING THAT BIDEN WON TRUMP TWEETED, "HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED. 75 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,182 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE AS CLOSE TO A CONCESSION SPEECH AS WE'RE 76 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:20,353 GONNA GET, FOLKS [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS SHORT LIVED, 'CAUSE 77 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,823 HE WENT ON TO SAY, "I CONCEDE NOTHING," AND "I WON THE ELECTION." 78 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:29,929 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WON'T GIVE UP WHILE THE REST OF US ARE LIKE, "DUDE, 79 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:33,633 WE'VE MOVED ON TO NETFLIX SHOWS ABOUT CHESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:38,138 WE DON'T CARE. [ APPLAUSE ] WE DON'T CARE, DUDE. 81 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,873 EVEN THOUGH TRUMP'S LAWSUITS KEEP GETTING TOSSED OUT, IT'S CLEAR THE PRESIDENT'S NOT 82 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:45,578 PLANNING TO CONCEDE ANY TIME SOON SO YOU KNOW WHAT 83 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:49,082 WE THOUGHT WE'D DO IT FOR HIM AND GIVE US THE CONCESSION SPEECH THAT WE ALL DESERVE 84 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,116 SPEECH THAT WE ALL DESERVE TAKE A LOOK. 85 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:55,622 * 86 00:05:55,622 --> 00:06:01,094 MY FELLOW AMERICANS, A SHORT TIME AGO, JOE BIDEN BEAT ME IN THE ELECTION 87 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,898 AND NOT ONLY DID HE WIN, HE WON BY A LOT ACTUALLY. THEREFORE, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO 88 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:08,435 STEP ASIDE BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT. I WASN'T PROBABLY ON MY GAME 89 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,504 AND I WASN'T GOING SO WELL AND, YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO LOSE 90 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:19,245 THE POPULAR VOTE TWICE AND TO GET IMPEACHED. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE 91 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:24,584 GREATEST DREAM IN THE WORLD IS THAT JOE BIDEN WINS. BECAUSE THE WINNER OF THIS VOTE 92 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,087 WAS DECIDED BY A FAIR AND OPEN ELECTION THEREFORE, I HUMBLY CONCEDE TO 93 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:35,395 JOE BIDEN. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED. 94 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,263 AND THEY SAID TO ME, "YOU'RE FIRED. BING, GET OUT. 95 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:49,509 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE 96 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:53,446 ELECTION, THE GAP SAYS SALES OF THEIR KHAKI HAVE PANTS HAVE NEARLY DOUBLED SINCE ELECTION 97 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,415 WEEK AND THEY THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH STEVE KORNACKI 98 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,218 [ LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS 99 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,453 AFTER NEWS OUTLETS REPORTED THAT KORNACKI'S SIGNITURE KHAKIS COME FROM THE GAP, THE 100 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,122 COMPANY REPORTED IT SAW A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN ONLINE TRAFFIC AND A MORE THAN 90% 101 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:15,535 SALES INCREASE OF KHAKI PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW. 102 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,170 RIGHT NOW, ANNA WINTOUR IS LIKE, "WHY DID I CHOOSE HARRY STYLES FOR THE COVER OF 103 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:21,107 'VOGUE'? L [ LAUGHTER ] KORNACKI 104 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:27,347 [ LAUGHTER ] I TOLD YOU KORNACKI. [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,082 TODAY, MIDDLE-AGED WHITE GUYS WERE LIKE, "IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE PS5 OR THE KORNACKI 106 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:34,387 KHAKIS?" [ LAUGHTER ] REPUBLICANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO 107 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,623 FEEL RIGHT NOW THEY LOST THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT KHAKIS ARE BACK. 108 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,693 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVE BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING 109 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,529 AMERICANS HAVEN'T BEEN BUYING DURING THE PANDEMIC, IT'S PANTS. 110 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:46,800 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. COSTCO IS NOW OFFERING ITS 111 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:52,339 MEMBERS A NEW SERVICE. LISTEN TO THIS 112 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,607 THERE'S A NEW MEMBERSHIP OPTION AT COSTCO PRIVATE JET COMPANY WHEELS UP 113 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,476 HAS PARTNERED WITH THE RETAILER TO OFFER 12-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR ITS SERVICE STARTING AT THE 114 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:05,819 LOW, LOW PRICE OF $17,500. Jimmy: AS IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE SHOPPING LIKE, 115 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:10,190 "OKAY, I GOT THE WHOLE CHICKEN, I GOT A BOX OF GOGURT. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,492 TOILET PAPER, AND, OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, I NEED THAT JET MEMBERSHIP 117 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:21,668 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I TRY READING IT AS BRIAN REGAN AGAIN? 118 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:27,140 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE, I GOT THE WHOLE CHICKEN, I GOT A BOX OF GOGURT 119 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,543 I GOT THE TOILET PAPER [ LAUGHTER ] I ALMOST FORGOT, I NEED THAT 120 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:38,718 JET MEMBERSHIP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT -- THAT WASN'T AS GOOD. 121 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,620 OH, THIS IS COOL, THOUGH, SINCE IT'S COSTCO, THEY COME AROUND MID-FLIGHT AND OFFER EVERYONE 122 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:45,158 A 10 GALLON-DRUM OF PEANUTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, THANKSGIVING IS NEXT 123 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:49,529 WEEK, AND I SAW THAT BASKIN-ROBBINS HAS BROUGHT BACK ITS TURKEY ICE CREAM CAKE. 124 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,800 TAKE A LOOK. THERE IT IS. BECAUSE ALL KIDS WERE LIKE, "IF 125 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,605 ONLY OUR FAVORITE TREAT LOOKED MORE LIKE A DEAD BIRD CARCASS. [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,441 WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SPRAY-PAINTED THOR'S HELMET. 127 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:07,147 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT TO BE OUTDONE, CINNABON JUST STARTED SELLING ITS 128 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,517 FROSTING BY THE PINT LOOK AT THIS WOW! 129 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,053 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ALL THE FUN OF EATING CINNABON WITH DOUBLE THE DEPRESSION 130 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:17,624 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PERFECT FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO FLEX SEAL THEIR ARTERIES. 131 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:23,530 [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, THIS IS GREAT. NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO BASTE 132 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:27,367 THE BASKIN-ROBBINS TURKEY WITH [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM 133 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:33,039 OVERSEAS A SCHOOL IN FRANCE HAD TO ASK PARENTS TO STOP THROWING THEIR 134 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:36,309 KIDS OVER THE SIX-FOOT GATE WHEN THEY SHOWED UP LATE FOR SCHOOL 135 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:41,581 CHECK OUT THIS SIGN THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO HANG UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,317 YEAH, IT'S DANGEROUS APPARENTLY WHILE LANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE, SOME KIDS BROKE 137 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,688 THEIR WINE BOTTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] "NOW WHAT WILL I PAIR WITH MY 138 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:55,662 LUNCHABLES?" [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE PARENTS ARE 139 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,797 ALREADY A STEP AHEAD NOW THEY'RE TAKING STALE BAGUETTES AND MAKING THEIR KIDS 140 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:12,379 POLE VAULT OVER THE FENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A SCUBA DIVER OFF 141 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,647 THE COAST OF EGYPT JUST SET AN AMAZING NEW RECORD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 142 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:14,681 AMAZING NEW RECORD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 143 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,649 AN EGYPTIAN SCUBA DIVER HAS BROKEN A NEW WORLD RECORD. 144 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:26,960 HE SPENT 145 HOURS, OR ALMOST SIX WHOLE DAYS UNDER WATER Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 145 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,331 HE CAME UP, LEARNED IT WAS STILL 2020, AND WENT BACK DOWN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 146 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,299 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 147 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,035 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 148 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:45,311 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME FUN 149 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,381 NEWS LAST NIGHT WE WON A PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD 150 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:53,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES! 151 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:57,457 WE WON FOR NIGHT-TIME TALK SHOW OF 2020. IT'S SO COOL 152 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:01,828 I JUST WANNA THANK THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS, AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR US. 153 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,865 THIS AWARD IS ALWAYS SPECIAL BECAUSE IT COMES FROM YOU, THE PEOPLE 154 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,835 WE TRY TO PUT ON THE BEST SHOW WE CAN FOR YOU GUYS EVERY NIGHT, AND IT'S A REAL HONOR TO 155 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,439 BE AWARDED, SO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,576 IT'S COOL. I'LL PASS IT AROUND. EVERYONE GETS IT - 157 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,713 THANKS. Jimmy: GETS IT FOR A WEEKEND, YEAH. 158 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,514 OKAY, COOL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS MONDAY, 159 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,451 WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS COMING UP. 160 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:29,255 SARAH PAULSON WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAN LEVY WILL BE HERE. 161 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,759 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL J. FOX WILL BE ON THE SHOW 162 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,495 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM 163 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:39,099 JULIA MICHAELS AND DIERKS BENTLEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:45,438 BIG WEEK AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 165 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:50,143 OH, YEAH [ DRUMROLL ] SOMETHING COOL IS GOING DOWN 166 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:54,414 SOMETHING NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED. Tariq: AH 167 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,916 Jimmy: WE'RE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY HERE IN THE STUDIO THAT'S RIGHT 168 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:01,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PEOPLE LIKE IT A "TONIGHT SHOW P'JIMMY JAMMY 169 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,557 JAM. [ LAUGHTER ] MORE ON THAT AS THE WEEK 170 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:09,496 PROGRESSES [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: A JIMMY JAMMIE JAM 171 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,064 Jimmy: IT'S A P'JIMMY JAMMIE JAM. Tariq: SO, WAIT, A PAJAMA 172 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,301 PARTY HAS NEVER BEEN ATTEMPTED Jimmy: NEVER BEEN ATTEMPTED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 173 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,505 Tariq: WOW. AWESOME. Jimmy: NOT ON "THE TONIGHT 174 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,740 SHOW." Questlove: WE COULD WEAR -- Jimmy: NOT ON TELEVISION 175 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,175 EVEN Tariq: OH Jimmy: THIS IS 176 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,811 UNPRECEDENTED. Tariq: OKAY Jimmy: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO 177 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,748 DO WEDNESDAY - I MEAN, I WOULD -- Tariq: WAIT -- WHAT I'M 178 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,084 ABOUT TO DO? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE 179 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,420 IN THIS TOGETHER, MAN. WE'RE A TEAM Tariq: WE GOT TO WEAR 180 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,523 P'JIMMIES? Jimmy: YOU GOT TO OR YOU GET TO 181 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,459 [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: WE HAVE TO Jimmy: YOU GET TO WEAR 182 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,496 P'JIMMIES. Questlove: OKAY Jimmy: ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT 183 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:47,867 AND YOU GET TO JUST JAM DOWN, DUDE PARTY -- PARTY DOWN. 184 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,571 THIS IS GOING TO BE A PARTY. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING Tariq: NO, NO 185 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,207 Questlove: NAH. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH Questlove: OKAY 186 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,509 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE -- WHEN YOU SEE -- YOU 187 00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:02,115 SHOULD JUST GET A HOTEL IN THE CITY BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE 188 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:06,219 GOING TO WANT TO GO BACK HOME. YOU'RE GOING TO JUST WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT, RENT MOVIES 189 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,924 AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS. WE HAVE JULIAN MICHAELS WEDNESDAY. 190 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:15,095 THAT'S ALL WE KNOW SO FAR. THAT'S IT Jimmy: SO WE CAN DANCE -- 191 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:19,899 SHE HAS A SONG WE CAN DANCE TO IN PAJAMAS. Jimmy: YEAH. 192 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:28,108 SHE WILL NOT BE CARRYING -- IT'S OUR PARTY WILL THE AUDIENCE IN 193 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,078 ATTENDANCE BE WEARING -- Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION 194 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:39,719 THEY WILL. PEOPLE NEED IT NOW PEOPLE ARE LIVING THEIR WHOLE 195 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:46,793 DAYS IN PAJAMAS. I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE INFORMATION. 196 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:54,668 I HAVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. 197 00:13:54,668 --> 00:14:00,774 HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS ORGANIZATION SOCIALWORKS CHANCE THE RAPPER IS HERE! 198 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:06,346 HE'S GOING TO PERFORM TOO. PLUS, SHE'S THE LEAD SIDELINE REPORTER FOR THE NFL ON FOX. 199 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:18,491 ERIN ANDREWS IS HERE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER! 200 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:22,529 HI, GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HISTORIC NFL SEASON AND WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH 201 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:27,901 THE PLAYERS. SO WE GAVE A BUNCH OF THEM WEIRD PHRASES AND ASKED THEM TO 202 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,705 SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR INTERVIEWS AS CASUALLY AS POSSIBLE 203 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:38,345 NO ONE KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS HERE, CHECK IT OUT IT'S TIME FOR "DROP IT IN: NFL 204 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:50,090 IT'S TIME FOR "DROP IT IN: NFL EDITION. 205 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:51,925 * DROP IT IN DROP IT IN * 206 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,094 DALVIN, YOU'RE OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK TODAY HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT 207 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,862 GREAT GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO THE "O" LINE UP FRONT, THE RECEIVERS, 208 00:14:55,862 --> 00:15:00,700 TIGHT END. AND JUST WORKING HARD. AND I SWITCHED HARD. 209 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,837 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING -- THE RECEIVERS 210 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:09,776 TOUCHING TOUCHDOWN PASSES, THE DANCE CELEBRATION? I BELIEVE CATCHING THE 211 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:17,851 TOUCHDOWN PASSES THEY'RE LIKE POKEMON GOT TO HAVE THEM ALL 212 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:21,888 WHAT MAKES IT SO DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO DEFEND IT'S LIKE A SAYING MY MOM 213 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:28,328 USED TO SAY. IT MUST BE MAPLE SYRUP BECAUSE BUTTER DON'T DRIZZLE LIKE THAT 214 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:34,668 DO YOU STICK WITH THE FINGER ROLL SITUATION OR CHANGE IT UP I HAVE TO STICK WITH IT 215 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:40,573 THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS, THAT IS WHY YOU CALL THEM TOUCHDOWNS AND NOT TOUCHUPS 216 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,110 MYSELF, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, 217 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:50,750 LITERALLY, I MEAN, CALL MY OLD FASHIONED. THAT IS MY NICKNAME. 218 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:57,757 THERE IS NOT A WEEK WHERE REACH REID WILL NOT GET ON YOU THAT IS HIS JOB. 219 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,695 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE, TAKE IT EASY, ROLLER COASTER TIE. 220 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:11,037 WHAT YOUR MOM SAID IS - SYRUP DRIZZLES YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN THE 221 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:15,575 MICROWAVE. MELT IT. IT TAKES TOO LONG. 222 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:23,216 YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PLAY AND THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE THE MAPLE SYRUP. 223 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,053 I AM QUICK WITH IT I JUST DRIZZLE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 224 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:34,928 THANK YOU SO MUCH NO PROBLEM. THANK YOU. 225 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:41,267 Jimmy: DUDE, GRONK, I LOVE THAT DUDE. THEY MADE HIM EXPLAIN IT 226 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:46,940 EXPLAIN THAT, I NEVER HEARD THAT QUOTE YOUR MOM USED TO SAY. 227 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,143 OH, MY GOSH, HE'S THE BEST THANKS TO EVERYBODY THAT PARTICIPATED IN THAT 228 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,513 THANK YOU, NFL STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 229 00:16:53,513 --> 00:17:17,537 CHANCE THE RAPPER! * Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST 230 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:23,043 TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED AND THREE-TIME GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST 231 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,846 HE'S ALSO THE FOUNDER OF THE NONPROFIT SOCIALWORKS. HERE IS CHANCE THE RAPPER. 232 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:30,250 YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY 233 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,185 Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD HEY Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD. I MISS 234 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,388 YOU, MAN OH, THANKS, MAN YOU LOOK GOOD TOO, MAN 235 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,092 Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. IT'S AWESOME TO BE BACK WITH YOU. Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU CALLING 236 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,928 US FROM? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A RECORDING STUDIO 237 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:46,900 YEAH, I'M AT THE STUDIO, JUST CHILLING. Jimmy: WAS THIS THE STUDIO 238 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,438 WHERE YOU RECORDED ALL YOUR STUFF OR NO? YEAH, THIS IS CRC IN 239 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:57,344 CHICAGO. THIS IS WHERE I -- I'VE BEEN RECORDING HERE SINCE 2014. 240 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:01,848 I MADE "COLORING BOOK" HERE. MOST OF MY PROJECTS. MY CHRISTMAS PROJECTS. 241 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,452 SURF, YEAH THIS IS THE SPOT YEAH. Jimmy: WHEN YOU FIRST 242 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:10,256 STARTED OUT, HOW DID YOU AFFORD STUDIO TIME? I ACTUALLY WAS IN HIGH 243 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,094 SCHOOL WHEN I FOUND THIS AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM OR IT FOUND ME KIND OF 244 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,895 I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND THIS GUY CAME OUT AND TOLD ME ABOUT A FREE STUDIO INSIDE 245 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:24,571 THE LIBRARY. AND I CAME IN AND CHECKED IT OUT, AND IT WAS LIKE THIS 246 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,072 REALLY COOL AFTER SCHOOL LEARNING CENTER CALLED "UMEDIA," AND THE GUY WHO 247 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:35,382 BROUGHT ME IN WAS NAMED BROTHER MIKE HE BECAME MY MENTOR. 248 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,083 AND A LOT OF KIDS OUT OF CHICAGO, A LOT OF PEOPLE -- OH, THEY'RE ADULTS NOW, A LOT OF 249 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:42,956 THE PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH ALL CAME OUT OF THAT SAME PROGRAM. BUT YEAH, THEY HAD A FREE 250 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:49,396 STUDIO Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. SO I JUST -- YEAH, RIGHT. 251 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:56,069 Jimmy: HAVE YOU ALWAYS GONE BY CHANCE THE RAPPER NO. 252 00:18:56,069 --> 00:19:00,640 SO, WELL, IT WAS -- IT ACTUALLY -- WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I USED TO GO BY CHANA. 253 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:09,049 AND IT WAS A TERRIBLE NAME SO WHEN TWITTER FIRST GAME OUT, THIS GIRL THAT WAS A FRIEND OF 254 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,717 MINE, MADE A TWITTER FOR ME, AND SHE MADE MY NAME CHANCE THE RAPPER, AND I WAS 255 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:16,389 LIKE, ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA JUST GO WITH THAT FROM HERE OUT Jimmy: NO WAY, I LOVE 256 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:21,528 HEARING THAT YEAH. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WROTE YOUR FIRST RAP 257 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,264 WELL, WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT, I WAS ACTUALLY MAKING POETRY FIRST 258 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:29,069 REALLY I FIRST STARTED OUT AS A DANCER, ALRIGHT. AND THEN FOURTH GRADE, WE DID 259 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:32,238 THIS THING CALLED "THE YOUNG AUTHOR'S PROJECT." WELL, WE DID IT EVERY YEAR, BUT 260 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,940 THIS YEAR I DECIDED TO DO A BOOK OF POEMS, AND I LIKED IT, AND I NEVER WRITTEN POETRY 261 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,775 BEFORE, BUT I JUST, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, OUT OF NOWHERE, I JUST DECIDED TO START DOING IT, 262 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,544 AND THEN SOON AFTER THAT, I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIP-HOP AND THEN I STARTED RECORDING, AND 263 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,245 WHEN I WAS PROBABLY 14, MY COUSIN HAD HIS OWN STUDIO THAT IGOT TO GO TO ONCE OR TWICE 264 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:51,358 AND I RECORDED TWO SONGS THERE AND I JUST, LIKE, ALWAYS LOVED IT AND ALWAYS WAS LIKE, "THIS 265 00:19:51,358 --> 00:20:05,672 IS GOING TO BE MY THING. BUT THE FIRST RAP I WROTE WAS PROBABLY -- I KNOW WHAT IT WAS 266 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:11,044 IT WAS A SONG CALLED "THE BLACK DEFINITION." AND I DO NOT WANT TO RAP IT 267 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,681 RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, YEAH, I'VE BEEN WRITING 268 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:18,051 SONGS FOR A LONG TIME, SINCE I WAS A KID. Jimmy: YEAH, AND WAS 269 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:23,957 EVERYONE SUPPORTIVE OF YOU GROWING UP, WANTING TO BE A RAPPER 270 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:28,428 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE SUPPORTIVE OF IT BUT IT WAS UNDERSTOOD. 271 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,032 IT WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE KNEW THAT I RAPPED, LIKE, SINCE I WAS A KID. 272 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:35,535 IT WAS JUST A THING I WAS INTO I MOVED MY HANDS AND STUFF. I DON'T KNOW 273 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:43,410 Jimmy: REALLY? I WAS WEIRD. YEAH, MY DAD ACTUALLY REALLY - 274 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,211 RIGHT WHEN I GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, WE KIND OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, AS PARENTS DO WHEN THEIR 275 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,080 KIDS GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY DON'T GO TO COLLEGE OR GET A JOB, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A, 276 00:20:47,080 --> 00:21:00,226 YOU KNOW, FRICTION THING Jimmy: SURE YEAH, BUT AFTER WE SEPARATED 277 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,062 FOR A WHILE, HE CAME -- WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, AND HE REALLY HELPED, YOU KNOW, JUST GUIDE ME 278 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:14,107 IN TERMS OF THE AMOUNT OF WORK AND FOCUS THAT I NEEDED TO WORK ON IT FROM A BUSINESS SIDE 279 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:18,545 AND HE'S STILL DOING THAT TO THIS DAY BUT YEAH, IN THE BEGINNING, MY 280 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,447 DAD DID NOT WANT ME TO BE A RAPPER [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,616 Jimmy: NO IT'S LIKE TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN. 282 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:33,259 THEY'LL GO, "NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT. NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 283 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,662 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT, LOOK AT YOU NOW, MAN YOU'VE BEEN CRUSHING IT. 284 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,164 I GOT TO SAY, YOU'VE NEVER STOPPED WORKING SINCE I FIRST WAS INTRODUCED TO YOU. 285 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,101 YOU HAVE A TOP TEN SONG WITH JUSTIN BIEBER. YOU HAVE DONE THREE VIRTUAL 286 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:45,805 CONCERTS THE VIRTUAL CONCERT, THIS IS AMAZING. 287 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,875 YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE DOING THESE THINGS AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THESE 288 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,543 THINGS THANK YOU, MAN. Jimmy: YOU DID ONE FOR -- 289 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:56,516 YOU SAID THE MIX WAS JUST FOR CAR SPEAKERS YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 290 00:21:56,516 --> 00:22:00,353 IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN TAKING THIS VIRTUAL CONCERT THING LIKE REALLY 291 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:03,423 SERIOUSLY. LIKE, I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO LIKE -- NOT JUST, LIKE, YOU 292 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,894 KNOW, LIKE, WRITING THE STORY AROUND IT OR LIKE -- OR SHOOTING IT, BUT ALSO, LIKE, 293 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:12,132 IN THE MIX LIKE, JUST IN THE AUDIO, LIKE, WE'RE SPENDING DAYS AND DAYS 294 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:13,900 TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND, YOU KNOW, ROBUST AND LIKE A STUDIO ALBUM, VERSUS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 295 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:23,309 LIKE, A BIG ROOM OR SOMETHING. Jimmy: WOW! AND SO WE MIXED THE LAST ONE FOR THE RIDE 296 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,579 THERE, THE ONE THAT'S IN THE CAR. Jimmy: YES. YEAH, IT'S 297 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:31,718 A MIX, TO BE -- YOU KNOW, LISTENED TO IN THE CAR AND IT SOUNDS GOOD 298 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,954 Jimmy: LOVE THAT. TRY IT Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, MAN I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S TAKING 299 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:38,291 IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL." "NO I WANT IT TO SOUND GREAT IF YOU'RE IN A CAR. 300 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:43,630 THIS IS PERFECT FOR THIS." I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER COOL THINGS YOU'RE 301 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:47,267 DOING, IN ADDITION TO BEING A TALENTED ARTIST. YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD 302 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,804 ACTIVIST YOU WERE NAMED TO BILLBOARD'S 2020 R AND B HIP-HOP POWER 303 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:57,844 PLAYERS, IN THE YEAR OF ACTIVISM CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 304 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,915 THANK YOU, MAN. Jimmy: YOUR ORGANIZATION, SOCIALWORKS, RECENTLY LAUNCHED ITS WARMEST 305 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:06,052 WINTER INITIATIVE. WHAT IS THAT YEAH. 306 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:10,056 SO, WARMEST WINTER IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR, THIS IS, I THINK, OUR 307 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,791 FIFTH YEAR, AND IT'S BASICALLY A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT START AROUND NOVEMBER, AROUND RIGHT 308 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:17,063 NOW, AND GO THROUGH THE BEGINNING OF MARCH AND THEIR JUST LIKE A SERIES OF 309 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,665 EVENTS AND INITIATIVES THAT WE DO THAT, YOU KNOW, TARGET THE HOMELESS AND SOMETIMES 310 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:31,311 SPECIFICALLY THE HOMELESS YOUTH IN CHICAGO AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, WE DO 311 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:35,148 WARMING CENTERS. THERE IS ALWAYS THIS BIG THING, WHICH WE'RE KIND OF PIVOTING 312 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:38,618 THIS YEAR, CALLED THE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM WHERE WE HAVE LIKE A HUGE -- WE 313 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,788 TAKE OVER THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY, AND THIS YEAR SPECIFICALLY, WE ADDED A COUPLE 314 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:51,965 EVENTS AND KIND OF PIVOTED AWAY FROM SOME OF THE, YOU KNOW, BIG PERSON EVENTS. 315 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:57,537 AND WE'RE DOING ACTUALLY A A TURKEY GIVE AWAY I THINK IT'S NEXT WEEKEND. 316 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,305 AND YEAH, WE GOT A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SPOTS AROUND THE CITY THAT WE'RE STARTING TO DO -- 317 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:05,445 WE'VE ACTUALLY NEVER TAKEN PART IN THE TURKEY GIVE A WAYS. WE DO A LOT OF OTHER KIND OF 318 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,247 EVENTS. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO, LIKE, UH, START IT EARLY AND JUST GIVE BACK, BECAUSE OF, YOU 319 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:15,255 KNOW, JUST THE CLIMATE WITH THE PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING. Jimmy: DUDE, NEVER STOP, 320 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:18,258 MAN. I THINK IT'S SO COOL YOU ALWAYS -- SINCE DAY ONCE, 321 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:21,161 YOU ALWAYS GAVE BACK THANKS, MAN. Jimmy: THE TURKEY GIVE AWAY, IF YOU WANT 322 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:27,434 INFORMATION ON THAT, GO TO SOCIALWORKSCHI.ORG YEAH. Jimmy: IT IS VERY, 323 00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,569 VERY COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I LOVE THAT. GIVE AWAY THOSE TURKEYS. 324 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,172 THANKS, MAN Jimmy: YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VERY TALENTED RAPPER, AND I 325 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:36,576 JUST WANT TO MAYBE PUT YOUR RAPPING SKILLS TO THE TEST WHEN WE COME BACK 326 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,978 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S DO IT 327 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,581 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. CHANCE AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN, AFTER THE BREAK 328 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:59,833 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 329 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,802 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HERE WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO 330 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:07,273 SOMETHING FUN. IT'S TIME FOR "KID RAPS. 331 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:23,923 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO HAVE YOUR KIDS WRITE RAPS USING 332 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,960 THE TITLES, JUST THE TITLES, OF SOME OF CHANCE'S SONGS, JUST THE TITLES 333 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,897 AND THEN THE KIDS HAD TO TAKE IT FROM THERE. WE GOT SO MANY AMAZING RAPS 334 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:35,201 FROM KIDS OUT THERE. YOU GOT A LOT OF FANS. SO ANYWAYS CHANCE AND I ARE 335 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,370 GOING TO PERFORM SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW. CHANCE, YOU READY FOR THIS 336 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:42,509 I'M VERY READY FOR THIS, YES. SO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 337 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:45,545 FRANNY SHE'S SIX-YEARS-OLD. I HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED FRANNY, 338 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,616 WHO'S SIX. BUT IT'S NOT MY DAUGHTER SHE WROTE A RAP BASED OFF THE 339 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:54,854 TITLE OF YOUR SONG "JUICE. OKAY THIS IS THE NEW VERSION, THE 340 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:59,092 KID VERSION OF JUICE CHANCE, YOU WILL SEE THE WORDS ON YOUR SCREEN WHENEVER YOU'RE 341 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:06,433 READY. HERE WE GO * JUICE JUICE IN THE PARK 342 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:12,105 JUICE JUICE IN THE HOUSE JUICE JUICE IN THE YAR JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE * 343 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:16,943 * JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE WE DRINK IT ALL DAY LONG * Jimmy: OH, YEAH, JUICE. 344 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:20,413 THAT'S FANTASTIC * JUICE. 345 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,283 ALRIGHT. THAT'S AMAZING. Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD JAM. 346 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:27,120 THIS IS AWESOME ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY TURN. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY KAYDEN, 347 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:32,792 WHO'S 11-YEARS-OLD AND HIS RAP WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR SONG "BRAIN CELLS." 348 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:41,201 ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO, GIVE ME A A BEAT * 349 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:45,071 * I HAVE A BIG BRAIN AND BI TOES BUT YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN' 350 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:50,610 SHOWS * * I DO HOMEWORK WITH MY CAT SHE SAYS MEOW AND I SAY HI 351 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:54,547 AND SHE WILL NEVER CRY BECAUSE WE * * ARE CAT FRIENDS 352 00:26:54,547 --> 00:27:05,692 HA HA HA * I HAD IT WITH THE HA, HA, HA YEAH, YEAH, YOU PUT LIFE 353 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:09,496 INTO IT. Jimmy: I TRIED. I TRIED MY BEST, MAN 354 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:13,133 SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND I DO WHAT I DO. CHANCE, YOU'RE UP AGAIN. 355 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,503 THIS NEXT ONE WAS WRITTEN BY KEEGAN HE'S SIX 356 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:20,206 THIS IS "WORK OUT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, THE WORDS WILL COME UP 357 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:28,314 * MY MOMMY WORKS OUT IN THE HOUS MY DADDY WORKS OUT AT WORK 358 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,918 MY SISTER WORKS * * OUT AT SCHOOL MY BROTHER WORKS 359 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:37,490 OUT AT THE BUS STOP * * I WORK OUT AT MY HOCKEY 360 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:45,365 DO YOU WORK OU QUESTION MARK * * 361 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,067 Jimmy: DUDE, YOU GOT TO PUT QUESTION MARK IN ONE OF YOUR NEXT SONGS 362 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:52,372 THAT'S GOOD. THESE ARE FIRE, AND THEY'RE SO CLOSE 363 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:57,277 Jimmy: YEAH, TOTALLY SO CLOSE TO THE REAL SONG I'M UP AGAIN 364 00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:04,484 THIS IS "HEY MA," FROM CONNOR, WHO'S 9. * HEY MA I WANT A SKITTLE 365 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:09,622 I DON'T HAVE A SKITTLE BECAUSE I DON'T FLOS YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS * 366 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:14,661 * I'M A GOOD BO AND I DESERVE SOME JOY IF YOU DON'T I'LL MOVE 367 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:20,667 SOMEWHERE ELSE * * UNTIL I GET MY SKITTLE RED FLAVOR 368 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:28,308 TODA RED FLAVOR PLEASE * * OKAY, TRICKY WITH THAT ON 369 00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:31,378 NOT MY BEST ONE * * SKITTLE RED FLAVO OKAY, CHANCE 370 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,446 LAST ONE IS YOURS. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A KID NAMED OAK. 371 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:40,787 HE'S THREE YEARS OLD A 3-YEAR-OLD HUMAN WROTE THIS. HIS RAP IS "DO MY DANCE. 372 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:49,763 WHEN YOU'RE READY. * RUBBY RUBBY MY BELL AND DANCE TURKEY 373 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:55,869 DA DA DA WIGGLE TIGGLE BIGGLE BIGGLE SIGGLE * * SICK I BICK OOG 374 00:28:55,869 --> 00:29:03,643 POOPA MOOPA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU * [ LAUGHTER ] 375 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:07,580 Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MAN. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. THANKS TO OUR KID RAPPERS. 376 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,850 THANKS TO CHANCE THE RAPPER. WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 377 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:29,102 ERIN ANDREWS COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * 378 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,037 Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS IN HER SEVENTH SEASON AS THE LEAD SIDELINE REPORTER FOR FOX'S TOP 379 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:39,045 NFL BROADCASTING TEAM. HERE'S ERIN ANDREWS. YEAH 380 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,214 WHAT'S UP Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 381 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,384 YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 382 00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:48,722 THANKS SO MUCH. HEY. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK -- I 383 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:51,624 HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. GO. Jimmy: YESTERDAY YOU COVERED 384 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:56,863 THE GAME THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AND THE L.A. RAMS. 385 00:29:56,863 --> 00:30:00,133 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RUSSELL WILSON, THAT'S OUR FRIEND 386 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:04,738 I KNOW YOU GUYS HAD HIM ON A BIT. HE'S HAD A GREAT YEAR. 387 00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:07,574 THEY LOST TWO STRAIGHT NOT TO BE A DEBBIE DOWNER. WE HAVE HIM THIS THURSDAY 388 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:12,212 NIGHT. THEY CAME TO L.A. AND MET UP WITH THE HARD CORE RAMS DEFENSE THAT USUALLY GIVES HIM 389 00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:17,250 A HARD TIME. BUT SIDE NOTE, ONCE ALL OF THIS COVID IS OVER, L.A. HAS A NEW 390 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:21,554 STADIUM AND IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE THING IT IS A GOOD TIME THERE. 391 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:27,260 VERY FUN Jimmy: HAS IT BEEN WEIRD? WHAT IS IT LIKE COVERING WITH 392 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:34,901 THE PANDEMIC, OR VERY FEW FANS IN THE STADIUM IS IT A WHOLE NEW WORLD? 393 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:39,939 I'M SURE IT'S LIKE SITTING IN YOUR STUDIO A COUPLE BIZARRE THINGS. 394 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,876 I MEAN -- FIRST OF ALL, WE ARE THANKFUL TO EVEN HAVE FOOTBALL I THINK WE ALL KIND OF NEED THE 395 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:46,079 DISTRACTION RIGHT NOW. BUT A COUPLE THINGS, MY FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON WAS 396 00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:50,750 TOM BRADY TAKING ON DREW BREES IN NEW ORLEANS THAT PLACE IS NORMALLY SO 397 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,820 FREAKING LOUD. YOU HAVE TO PUT THE MIKE TO YOUR MIC SO CLOSE TO YOUR FACE, 398 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,588 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT'S LIKE, HERE COME THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. AND IT'S LIKE MY 399 00:30:55,588 --> 00:31:02,062 MOM BACK AMOUNT THE DAY AT A A DANCE COMPETITION AT THE FAIR 400 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:08,568 IT'S LIKE, WHOO, YEAH. Jimmy: AT LEAST MY MOM'S HERE. MY MOM APPRECIATES ME. 401 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:12,272 I KNOW. IT'S SUCH A BUMMER THEY DO TRY TO PLAY MUSIC TO 402 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:18,311 PUMP UP THE GUYS IT'S LIKE MYSELF, TROY AIKMAN, JOE BUCK, AND THEN THE TWO 403 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:24,851 TEAMS, WHICH IS AWKWARD. YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING SOMEBODY THAT DURING THE SAINTS 404 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:29,656 GAME, YOU START GETTING INTO IT AND THEY'RE PLAYING THE MUSIC TO PUMP EVERYBODY UP 405 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:34,928 AND YOU FORGET, THERE IS A PART WHERE IT'S, "YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND 406 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:39,165 TOUCH YOUR TOES" AND I JUST LIKE YELLED IT AND IT'S LIKE, "HOLY CRAP, THE OFFENSIVE LINE 407 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:44,871 CAN HEAR IT. YOU KNOW? YOU FORGET YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THERE. 408 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:49,576 AND YOU ARE SINGING "YEAH. AND THEY ALL TURN AROUND AND ARE LIKE, "WHAT? 409 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:51,311 Jimmy: YEAH, IS IT ODD DOING THE INTERVIEWING AS WELL WHEN YOU'RE INTERVIEWING THE 410 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:53,613 PLAYERS? WELL, THEY ARE LIKE LITERALLY 12 FEET, 20 FEET 411 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,348 AWAY, AND WHAT I QUICKLY LEARNED IS THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE HILARIOUS OR SARCASTIC, 412 00:31:55,348 --> 00:32:04,090 IT DOESN'T REGISTER FROM THAT FAR AWAY AND I WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW 413 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:08,061 WITH GRONK A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, AND GRONK'S THE BEST, I MEAN HE TURNS ANYTHING FUNNY 414 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:09,963 HE'S AN ANIMAL, AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT. BUT HE HAD A REALLY BAD SPIKE, AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, 415 00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,664 YOU TOLD ME WHEN YOU SCORED YOUR SPIKE WAS GOING TO BE TEN OUT OF TEN OFF THE CHARTS 416 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:22,242 MONSTER. KIND OF WEAK." AND HE IS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, UH 417 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:25,845 HUH. YEAH, IT JUST DOESN'T REGISTER I KNEW I WASN'T FUNNY BEFORE, 418 00:32:25,845 --> 00:32:28,081 BUT NOW I REALLY SUCK. Jimmy: NO, COME ON, YOU ARE AWESOME. 419 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:31,851 IT DOESN'T CARRY. I NEED TIPS. Jimmy: NOTHING WORSE. 420 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:39,726 IT DIDN'T LAND, OOPS ONE STORY I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT. 421 00:32:39,726 --> 00:32:43,129 THAT LARRY DAVID WAS A GUEST AT YOUR WEDDING YEAH. 422 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:48,702 Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE IT'S SO TRUE, AND IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEDDING. 423 00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:52,138 FORGET THE BRIDE FORGET THE GROOM FORGET THE ALCOHOL BILL WE HAD 424 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,774 WITH ALL THE NHL PLAYERS THERE HE WAS THERE AND I HAD ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF 425 00:32:54,774 --> 00:33:01,147 SEINFELD BEFORE. LIKE MY HUSBAND EVEN TALKED ABOUT SEINFELD IN MY VOWS BUT I 426 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:07,821 HADN'T WATCHED CURB, AND I DIDN'T KNOW, I GUESS, HOW NAROTIC HE IS IN PARTICULAR. 427 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:10,123 AND I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT IT. 428 00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:12,959 "IS THE WATER FILTERED, IS IT A NONFILTERED, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS AS A CENTER PIECE. 429 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:21,501 I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FREAKING NERVOUS THAT HE WOULD HAVE HAD A COMMENT ABOUT EVERYTHING 430 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:24,537 UM, BUT I GUESS HE WAS THE SIDE SHOW BEHIND THE SCENES WITH THE GUYS 431 00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:26,272 A COUPLE STORIES, WE HAD A A BUFFET LINE ONE NIGHT, AND THE GUYS WERE ALL IN LINE, AND 432 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,141 THE HOCKEY PLAYERS WENT TO GO AND STAND TO LARRY DAVID, AND I GUESS ONE OF THE PLAYERS WAS IN 433 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:41,087 THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND HE EVERYBODY, AND LARRY CAUGHT HIM AND SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 434 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:44,991 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" AND HE SAID, "I WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU GUYS." 435 00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:47,494 AND HE IS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT YOU YOU'RE WHERE WE ALL WHERE WE WANT TO BE 436 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:49,929 SO WHY WOULD YOU COME BACK HERE YOU'RE WHERE WE WANT TO GO." 437 00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:53,733 AND THEN MADE A WHOLE THING ABOUT AND I GUESS JUST STARTING WRITING IT DOWN. 438 00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:58,338 WE DID HAVE SOMETHING, WE WERE WATCHING CURB DURING QUARANTINE AND IT WAS THE LATEST SEASON 439 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:02,142 AND HE WENT TO A DESTINATION WEDDING AND WE STARTED SWEATING 440 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:04,678 WE WERE LIKE, "OH GOD. WHAT IS HE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF 441 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:09,816 WHAT DID WE DO THANK GOD IT WASN'T US. IT WAS ONE OF OUR FRIENDS 442 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:15,488 THEY HOPPED ON HIS CHARTER AND DIDN'T OFFER TO PAY. THAT WAS A BIG THING FOR HIM 443 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:20,960 Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES THAT. YOU'RE ON WELL, YOU GOTTA PAY. 444 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:28,501 WHY WOULDN'T YOU PAY WHY WOULDN'T YOU EVEN OFFER TO PAY? 445 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,370 THAT'S GOD THAT WAS IT Jimmy: HE MUST HAVE A TRICKY LIFE 446 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:32,072 EVERYTHING HE DOES, YOU ARE LIKE, YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN FOR THE SHOW. 447 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:34,607 I KNOW, IT'S THE CURSE FOR MY LIFE HE'S THE BEST 448 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,376 Jimmy: HE IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST DUDE. THE SMARTEST, BY THE WAY, 449 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:40,447 THE SMARTEST EVERYTHING -- AND DON'T YOU, LIKE SINCE YOU'RE A HUGE FAN, 450 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:46,653 GO THROUGH YOUR LIFE AND SAY, THIS IS A CURB EPISODE Jimmy: I HAVE TO BITE MY 451 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:50,156 TONGUE ONE I TALK TO HIM CAUSE I -- I HAVE THREE IDEAS. LIKE, HERE IS MY STORY 452 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,958 AND HE'S LIKE, "STOP." HE CAN FEEL MY VIBE BEFORE WE EVEN GET INTO IT, AND HE CAN SENSE MY 453 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:59,099 DESPERATION FOR SHOW PITCHES SO I JUST DON'T DO IT ANYMORE. AND I ACTUALLY GO THE OPPOSITE 454 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:04,804 WAY, AND ACT UNINTERESTED IN HIM. RIGHT, WHICH PROBABLY ANNOYS 455 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:07,307 HIM EVEN MORE. "WHY IS HE NOT INTERESTED? Jimmy: "WHY, IS HE NOT A 456 00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:11,778 A FAN? "AM I NOT INTERESTING I THOUGHT HE LIKED IT. 457 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:14,447 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. Jimmy: UH ERIN ANDREWS, THE FIRST OF MANY TIMES ON THE 458 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:19,219 SHOW PLEASE, I'M A BIG, BIG FANS OF YOURS. 459 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:23,056 HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR FOOTBALL SEASON AND STAY SAFE. YOU TOO 460 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:25,458 THOSE GIRLS WERE ADORABLE WHEN YOU WERE DOING THOSE SHOWS AT YOUR HOUSE 461 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:29,162 MY GOD Jimmy: THEY STOLE THE -- I COULDN'T HANDLE IT 462 00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:36,069 MY OVARIES WERE LIKE HURTING Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY YEAH -- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF 463 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:40,073 THEY MISS IT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON 464 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:44,244 I MIGHT HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SHOW FROM HOME JUST TO GIVE EVERYONE A LITTLE CHECK UP, AND SEE HOW 465 00:35:44,244 --> 00:35:48,615 THEY ARE GROWING UP. THEY'RE AWESOME. YEAH, THEY WERE SO SWEET. 466 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:51,351 YOUR LITTLE PLAY HOUSE I WANT TO LIVE THERE Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY 467 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,453 YOU GUYS CAN MOVE IN WHENEVER YOU WANT PERFECT 468 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:56,289 Jimmy: ERIN ANDREWS, EVERYBODY! CATCH HER COVERING FOOTBALL FOR 469 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,558 THE NFL ON FOX MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 470 00:35:58,558 --> 00:36:18,111 STICK AROUND * Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE 471 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:21,514 TRACK TO HIS ALBUM "PTSD", HERE'S G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER. 472 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:21,548 HERE'S G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER. 473 00:36:22,082 --> 00:36:38,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 474 00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:41,701 * * I TURN THE NEWS O WHEN I SMELL DEATH 475 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:47,607 IN THE AIR * * I PROVED YOU WRON I MADE IT OUT OF HERE * 476 00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:53,747 * I DON'T BELON I SEE MY PAST EVERYWHERE * * DON'T STAND TOO 477 00:36:53,747 --> 00:37:01,154 CLOSE TO ME ETERNAL PTSD * * I GOT A WAR-ZON INSIDE OF MY HEAD * 478 00:37:01,154 --> 00:37:04,024 * I MADE IT ON MY OWN THEY SAID I'D BE IN JAIL OR DEAD * 479 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:09,929 * I'VE SEEN MY BROTHERS FAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN * * DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE 480 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:13,733 TO ME I GOT PTSD * * I WAS HEARING BANGS LIKE CHIEF KEEF * 481 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:16,569 * ALWAYS YELLING NAMES THAT'S DECEASED * * I GO OFF MY MIN 482 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:20,073 AND MY INSTINC SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIM WE WAS IN SYNC * 483 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:22,709 * ON THE SAME THING TRYNA REPEAT * * WE WAS IN THEM WHIP 484 00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:25,545 RIGHT BACK ON THE ENEMIES * * STUFFED ON MY LAST HI I WAS IN THE MIDDLE SEAT * 485 00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:28,615 * IT OUT THE SUN-ROOF BRODIE GOT A QUICK RELEASE AND WE IN A CAR REAL 486 00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:31,885 FAST FOR POLICE * * SHOTS FIRED BACK BU IT'S IN THE STREET * 487 00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:34,621 * WHEN I BOUGHT A .40 SHOWE BRITTANY AND TIFFANY * * KNOWING IF THEY CALL IT 488 00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:37,057 AIN'T -- THEY CAN'T GET FROM ME * * LOTTA WARFARE 489 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:39,225 17 HAD A .50 PIECE * * FLEXED ON -- SO YOU KNOW THEY 490 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,294 WANNA KILL A G * * ROYALTY * * POSTED IN THE HOO 491 00:37:41,294 --> 00:37:43,596 WITH SOME BENTLEY KEYS LOYALTY * * ROC DIED SHOWED 'EM 492 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:48,501 WHAT IT REALLY MEAN * * I CAN'T SLEEP 'CAUS IT'S A WAR-ZONE IN MY HEAD * 493 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:52,439 * MY KILLAS GOOD, THEY KNOW I'M HANDS-ON WITH THE BREAD * 494 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:56,810 * A MILLION DOLLARS AHEAD I'M STILL ANGR I'M SEEING RED * 495 00:37:56,810 --> 00:38:01,281 * HOW THE -- I'M 'POSE TO HAVE FU ALL MY ALL MY DEAD * 496 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:07,420 * I TURN THE NEWS ON WHEN I SMELL DEATH IN THE AIR * * I PROVED YOU WRON 497 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:12,659 I MADE IT OUT OF HERE * * I DON'T BELON I SEE MY PAST EVERYWHERE * 498 00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:19,499 * DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME ETERNAL PTSD * * I GOT A WAR-ZON 499 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:23,269 INSIDE OF MY HEAD * * I MADE IT ON MY OWN THEY SAID I'D BE 500 00:38:23,269 --> 00:38:28,742 IN JAIL OR DEAD * * I'VE SEEN MY BROTHERS FAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN * 501 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:33,747 * DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME I GOT PTSD * * USED TO RUN HOM 502 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:36,716 FROM THE TRAIN STO RUNNIN SO FAST DODGIN' RAIN DROPS * 503 00:38:36,716 --> 00:38:40,086 * 'MEMBER GOT ROBBE AT THE PARK ONCE * * 'MEMBER THINKIN' THAT THE 504 00:38:40,086 --> 00:38:42,822 GUN PROLLY AIN'T CAUGHT * * 'MEMBER I WAS WIT MY MAMA ONE TIME 505 00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:45,558 SEEN A THROUGH * * THE GLASS HIT A WITH A BANK SHOT * 506 00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:48,061 * POINT BLANK HEAD HANGIN OFF HIS TANK TOP * * WALKED OFF WE DROVE OFF 507 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:54,868 WENT TO GAMESTOP * * QUIET RIDE HOME PICKED UP SAN ANDREAS * 508 00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:59,105 * CERTAIN THINGS WE AIN'T TALK ABOUT MAM WE JUST PRAYED OFF * 509 00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:01,641 * WE SEEN IT AL DON'T GET INVOLVED CARRY THE WEIGHT O 510 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:05,011 THE WORLD LIKE A SHAWL * * CONCEAL DON'T REVEA TO THE PEOPLE IN COURT * 511 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,747 * I STILL CAN FEEL IT I KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS EVI IN CASE YOU THOUGH 512 00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:11,351 A FORGOT IT * * WHEN MY HOMIE WAS BLEEDING OUT 513 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:15,188 ANOTHER HOMIE WENT IN HIS POCKETS * * PLEASE DO NOT RUN UP ON M 514 00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:18,792 NOT EVEN AS FANS * * GET FANNE DOWN ON THE DAN RYAN 515 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:22,495 I'M FLYIN' I'M SCARY AS HELL I NEED ME A XAN * * AH * 516 00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:32,472 * I TURN THE NEWS ON WHEN I SMELL DEATH IN THE AIR * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:37,143 Jimmy: THANK YOU TO G HERBO AND CHANCE THE RAPPER. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 518 00:39:37,143 --> 00:40:03,336 COME BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 519 00:40:03,336 --> 00:40:06,306 Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 520 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:09,042 WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 521 00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:09,042 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!