Tariq: ALMOST SHOW TIME, JIMMY.
Jimmy: WHAT OH, YEAH SURE. Tariq: ARE YOU STILL
THINKING ABOUT QUEEN'S GAMBIT? Jimmy: NO, I MEAN - I LOVED IT BUT IM JUST -
* Tariq: JIMMY -- JIMMY!
Jimmy: YEAH Tariq: SEE YOU ON STAGE, MAN.
* Jimmy: GREEN ONE EATS FAST. BLUE ONE EATS FAST
GREEN ONE EATS FASTER. * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - WHOOPI GOLDBERG -- EMMA CORRIN --
MUSICAL GUEST DIERKS BENTLEY - AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE
WELCOME, PLEASE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
WE ARE COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW. EVERYBODY, COME ON
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"! LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES.
WELL GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY TWITTER OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED
A NEW FEATURE WHERE YOUR TWEETS DISAPPEAR AFTER 24 HOURS CALLED FLEETS
COME ON, TWITTER, YOU WAIT UNTIL TRUMP IS LEAVING, THEN INTRODUCE DISAPPEARING TWEETS.
TWITTER WAS LIKE, "WE SOLVED OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM. PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "RACIST
CONSPIRACY THEORIES? TWITTER WAS LIKE, "SECOND BIGGEST PROBLEM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TWEET FLEET SOUND LIKE A NEW BRANCH
OF THE MILITARY CREATED BY TRUMP? "I'M IN A TWITTER WAR WITH
BETTE MIDLER SEND IN THE TWEET FLEET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, SCIENTISTS ARE LIKE WE JUST CREATED A COVID VACCINE AND AMERICA IS LIKE, HEY,
TWITTER HAS A NEW BUTTON FLEET, FLEET! WELL SO FAR IT CAN BE A LITTLE
HARD TO TELL WHAT SHOULD BE A TWEET AND WHAT SHOULD BE A A FLEET.
BUT I THOUGHT THIS USER GUY WAS PRETTY HELPFUL CHECK IT OUT
FOR EXAMPLE, BARACK OBAMA MIGHT TWEET, "I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING MY NEW MEMOIR, 'A
PROMISED LAND.'" BUT HE SHOULD FLEET ON THE DL. THIS I JUST COPY PASTED FROM
THE THREE MEMOIRS. HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE. BY BUTTER BALL MIGHT TWEET
CREATE A NATURAL ROASTING RACK BY PUTTING CARROTS AND CELERY ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN
BUT THEY SHOULD FLEET I AM GOING TO BE REAL I FORGOT TO TAKE THE BAG OF GIZZARDS OUT,
BUT SCREW IT, IT'S NOON AND I HAVE ALREADY HAD THREE WHITE CLOUDS
UP NEXT STARBUCKS MIGHT TWEET TWEET WELCOME BACK PEPPERMINT MOCHA MENU, BUT THEY SHOULD
FLEET WELCOME BACK GUY WITH THE PONYTAIL WHO ALWAYS BLOWS UP THE BATHROOM
AND FINALLY, KOHL'S MIGHT TWEET IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO PICK UP SOME KOHL'S CASH FOR STOCKINGS,
BUT THEY SHOULD FLEET IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO TELL THEIR KIDS THEY ARE NOT GETTING
A PS5. I'M JUST SAYING. TWEET AND FLEET.
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DAYS IN OFFICE ARE NUMBERED, BUT HE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF
THEM HE'S THINKING ABOUT ATTACKING IRAN
LISTEN TO THIS PRESIDENT TRUMP ASKS SENIOR AIDES ABOUT HIS OPTIONS FOR AN
OFFENSIVE STRIKE ON IRAN'S MAIN NUCLEAR SITE SENIOR ADVISERS TOLD THE
PRESIDENT AN ATTACK COULD ESCALATE INTO A BIGGER CONFLICT IN THE LAST WEEKS OF HIS
PRESIDENCY Jimmy: WHAT IS TRUMP DOING? IF HE WANTS TO HURT IRAN, DON'T
BOMB THEM. JUST INVITE THEM TO A PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
SO GEORGIA IS FINISHING UP THEIR ELECTION RECOUNT, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME REPUBLICANS
ARE INTERFERING TO HELP THE PRESIDENT. LISTEN TO THIS
STUNNING ALLEGATIONS BY GEORGIA'S REPUBLICAN SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHO
TOLD "THE WASHINGTON POST" HE HAD BEEN PRESSURED BY FELLOW REPUBLICANS, INCLUDING SOUTH
CAROLINA SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF LEGALLY CAST ABSENTEE BALLOTS.
Jimmy: I'M SURE THE SECRETARY OF STATE WAS TERRIFIED.
HOW INTIMIDATING IS LINDSEY GRAHAM MEANWHILE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN
STILL HASN'T GIVEN UP IN WISCONSIN. HOWEVER, IT LOOKS LIKE A
A RECOUNT IS GOING TO COME WITH A PRETTY BIG PRICE TAG WATCH THIS
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN WANTS A RECOUNT IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN.
IT'S GOING TO COST NEARLY $8 MILLION UP FRONT THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS UNTIL
WEDNESDAY IF THEY WANT TO REQUEST A RECOUNT. Jimmy: TRUMP IS LIKE OKAY, I
CONCEDE. OKAY NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE TO PAY
THAT, BUT IT CAME OUT THAT RUDY GIULIANI WANTS TO CHARGE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN $20,000 A DAY
FOR HIS SERVICES I WOULDN'T HIRE RUDY GIULIANI IF HE PAID ME $20,000 A DAY.
TRUMP WAS LIKE IF WE ARE GOING TO PAY THAT, WE COULD HAVE AFFORDED A REAL LAWYER
I'M EXCITED WHEN TRUMP DOESN'T PAY AND THEN HE HIRES RUDY GIULIANI TO SUE RUDY GIULIANI.
I WILL TAKE HIM DOWN, BOSS. Jimmy: EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS
DOLLY PARTON IS RELEASING A NEW HOLIDAY MOVIE AND ALBUM, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT ALL SHE'S
BEEN WORKING ON. LISTEN TO THIS DOLLY -- SHE COULDN'T DO
ENOUGH, SO NOW SHE'S HELPING TO CURE THE CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR DONATIONS HELPED
OUT MODERNA AND NOW MODERNA IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF A VACCINE.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT ANYTHING THAT I HAVE DONE COULD HELP OUT
Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLY PARTON HELPED WITH A VACCINE DOLLY PARTON
EVEN WEIRDER IS THAT DR. FAUCI IS RELEASING AN ALBUM ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD IN THE GREAT SMOKY
MOUNTAINS OF BROOKLYN, NEW YORK HERE IS A WILD STORY
THERE IS A NEW COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL, THIS TIME INVOLVING HARVARD.
CHECK IT OUT NEW ARRESTS INVOLVED WITH ADMISSIONS CHEATING INVOLVES A
A FORMER FENCING COACH AT HARVARD PETER BRAND, AND A A MARYLAND BUSINESS EXECUTIVE.
HE IS ACCUSED OF PAYING MORE THAN $1.5 MILLION IN BRIBES TO SECURE ADMISSION FOR HIS TWO
SONS AS FENCERS. Jimmy: I'M SURE SOMEONE WITH HARVARD FENCING COACH ON THEIR
RESUME IS GOING TO DO WELL IN THE YARD WHEN THE POLICE CAME TO THE
FENCING COACH, HE TRIED TO ESCAPE BY SWINGING ACROSS THE YARD ON A CHANDELIER
UNHAND ME, YOU FIEND YOU RAPSCALLION YOU! HERE IS SOMETHING YOU MAY HAVE
NOTICED. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS PEPSI JUST CHANGED THEIR
BOTTLES. HERE IS THE OLD LOOK AND NEW LOOK
LOOKS LIKE PEPSI GAVE ALL OF THEIR BOTTLES A REVENGE BODY THAT LOOKS LIKE BEFORE AND
AFTER YOUR DAD REALIZES YOU ARE TAKING A PHOTO OF HIM BY THE POOL
AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT AN INTERESTING NEW INVENTION OUT OF JAPAN FOR SINGLE MEN.
LISTEN TO THIS ROBOT HAND. THE NEW INVENTION FROM
ENGINEERS AT A JAPANESE UNIVERSITY, AIMED AT SINGLE MEN TO SIMULATE HOLDING A WOMAN'S
HAND IT SECRETES SMALL AMOUNTS OF MOISTURE TO IMITATE SWEAT.
Jimmy: YEAH SURE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE USING IT
FOR. WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, JAPANESE COMMENTED --
Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. *
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS
AVAILABLE AT NORSTROM.COM AND YOU CAN SEE HER SOON IN STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND" ON CBS ALL
ACCESS -- WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE WE LOVE YOU!
PLUS, FROM THE NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" ON NETFLIX -- EMMA CORRIN IS HERE!
PLAYS PRINCESS DIANA AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM DIERKS BENTLEY
I WANT TO MENTION THIS WEEK'S TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAG IT'S "NEW THANKSGIVING
TRADITIONS." SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG, JUST GO ON TWITTER AND
TWEET OUT YOUR IDEA FOR A NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITION, UPDATED FOR 2020
I SAID -- THE TURKEY NOW PARDONS THE PRESIDENT. SO SEND IN YOUR TWEETS, USE THE
HASHTAG "NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS," AND WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES ON THE SHOW THURSDAY
NIGHT. IT WILL BE FUN [ APPLAUSE ]
SPEAKING OF FUN, I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT
HE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS DUDE. SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL IS GOING DOWN
SOMETHING NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED ON NETWORK TELEVISION
NO SHOW HAS EVER DARED TO TRY SUCH A THING, LET ALONE DO IT. WE'RE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY
HERE IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE WEARING PAJAMAS.
TWO PIECES, ONESIES, PANTS, SHORTS, WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO ANYTHING GOES.
IT'S A FULL-ON "TONIGHT SHOW P'JIMMIE JAMMY JAM." IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW NIGHT
SO STAY TUNED RIGHT HERE MORE AS THE STORY DEVELOPS I TOLD YOU I AM GETTING MY
OWN PAJAMAS. Jimmy: YOU SAID SOMETHING CONDESCENDINGLY IN THE HALLWAY
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY CONGRATS ON THE JIMMYS NO, I SAID TOMORROW IS --
Jimmy: HIS MIND ISN'T EVEN OUT YET AND IT'S FOR CHARITY AND A WHOLE THING.
MINE'S FOR CHARITY, TOO Jimmy: I DID IT FIRST AND WE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT YET.
YEAH, BUT YOURS AIN'T BAD Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? BAD
Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DEBUT YOURS TOMORROW WHAT BETTER TIME TO DEBUT MY
PAJAMA LINE THAN AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" PAJAMAS JIMMY JAMMY JAM.
I COULD REALLY SHUT IT DOWN IF I -- Jimmy: IF YOU BROUGHT JIMMY
JAM HERE, IT WOULD BE A JIMMY JAM-JAM OR A JIMMY JAM PA-JIMMY JAM JAM.
TERRY LEWIS. HIS NAME DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE THE SAME WAY.
FIEND. ALL RIGHT.
ANYWAYS, TOMORROW NIGHT, A A LITTLE HISTORY HERE. TV HISTORY
IF YOU LIKE FUN AND TV HISTORY, IT'S HAPPENING WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS AT HOME.
LET'S DO IT. THE NBA DRAFT IS TOMORROW, AND EARLIER I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH
A FEW OF THE TOP PROSPECTS OVER ZOOM AND SHOOT SOME VIRTUAL HOOPS.
TAKE A LOOK. THERE ARE SORE LOSERS AND SORE WINNERS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK. HAVING SOME FUN. Jimmy: I AM HERE WITH SOME
OF THE TOP NBA PROSPECTS, ANTHONY EDWARDS, JAMES WISEMAN, AND OBI TOPPIN
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO CHALLENGE THEM TO A LITTLE TWO-ON-TWO ON THE ONLY COURT I
MIGHT BE ABLE TO KEEP UP, THE PLAY STATION LET'S DO THIS.
I AM GOING TO TALK SMACK. I AM READY TO GO JAMES, YOU ARE MY TEAMMATE.
WHO ARE YOU GETTING I'M MICHAEL JORDAN. JAMES, WHO SHOULD I PICK?
KAREEM. Jimmy: KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR. ALLEY-OOP!
HOW IS IT GOING, JORDAN GOOD IT'S A BLOW OUT!
MY MAN. Jimmy: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT GO.
Jimmy: IT'S A ONE-MAN TEAM. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING GOOD FOR THE TEAM AT ALL.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S NO CONTEST! HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
THERE IS A STUFFING IN THE TURKEY RIGHT THERE
I AM NOT CHEATING! IT'S A CLOSE GAME, 33-18. WE CAN COME BACK.
Jimmy: GO, RUN, RUN, TURBO! TEAM JIMMY JAMES FOR THE WIN GOOD LUCK.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THE NBA. WE NEED TO PLAY IN REAL LIFE
TWO-ON-TWO LEAGUE MEETING, LEAGUE MEETING.
Jimmy: MY THANKS AGAIN TO ANTHONY EDWARDS, JAMES WISEMAN, AND OBI TOPPIN
THE NBA DRAFT IS TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. EASTERN ON ESPN. GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE PLAYERS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE TONIGHT SHOW *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
HEY, GUYS, I'M ABOUT TO PLAY YOU SOME REAL SONGS FROM REAL BANDS, THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD
AVOID. IT'S TIME FOR MY DO NOT PLAY LIST
HERE WE GO * BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT
YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M ABOUT TO PLAY FOR YOU IS 100% REAL
THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON
SPOTIFY OR AMAZON OR SEE IF YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM
THEY ARE REAL. THESE ARE REAL SONGS ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON
MY DO NOT PLAY LIST! FIRST UP IS AN R&B ARTIST CALLED ICE J.J. FISH
DO YOU KNOW HIM? HELL, YES I AM READY FOR THIS.
Jimmy: HIS SONG IS CALLED "MY BAE. HERE HE IS ON THE ALBUM COVER.
AND I ASSUME THAT'S HIS BAE THERE. ANYWAY, LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO
"MY BAE. *
Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE HE'S IN PAIN *
HE'S A LEGEND Jimmy: YOU THINK HE IS A LEGEND
NEXT UP IS AN ARTIST CALLED -- MICHAEL GUTIERREZ-MAY. ISN'T HE ONE OF THE CAMERA
GUYS Jimmy: HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY CHILL GUY
I LIKE THE ALBUM COVER I'M INTO IT SO FAR HIS SONG IS CALLED "COLD WIND,
WARM BREEZE, HOT GIRLS, COOL DUDES. THAT'S THE SONG TITLE
Jimmy: YEAH I LIKE THAT. HE'S GIVING OFF LAID BACK
VIBES. LET'S GIVE IT A LISTEN *
Jimmy: RED SOX, PATS, BRUINS - *
Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. HE'S JUST LISTING OFF BOSTON SPORTS TEAMS
THE NEXT ALBUM'S CALLED -- "TALL GLASS OF JUICE" OR "PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH."
OR, "TAKE BEFORE BEDTIME." HE'S GOT THREE ALBUM TITLES. DOES HE HAVE THREE HANDS?
HOW IS HE HOLDING THAT TRUMPET AND YOU SEE BOTH OF HIS HANDS. Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S A
A WOMAN BEHIND HIM, STOPPING HIM FROM PLAYING HIS TRUMPET HIS HORN.
Jimmy: ROB JUICE. BOBBY J. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO A SONG
OFF HERE CALLED "MY THIRST." * * BABY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
LIVERWURST, BRATWURST TOO * * I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING IN LOVE FIRST I STAND ACCUSED OF BEING
IN LOVE THE WORST * * YOU MY WET NURSE *
-- Jimmy: STOP, STOP. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT HERE'S THE COVER
I THINK THAT'S SNEEZY, AND THAT'S MAYBE THE TRAVELOCITY GNOME?
HARD TO TELL LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THEIR SONG, "THERE ARE NO GNOMES IN
SWEDEN." *
Jimmy: I KIND OF DIG THIS ONE. KIND OF A DIG VIBE TO IT
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "DO NOT PLAY." IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR A SONG
YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT "DO NOT PLAY LIST," WE WANT TO SEE IT
SEND YOUR SUGGESTIONS TO - DONOTPLAYATTONIGHTSHOW.COM STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG *
Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE MY FIRST GUEST EVERY WEEKDAY ON "THE VIEW."
HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE AT NORDSTROM.COM AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE HER IN STEPHEN
KING'S "THE STAND," WHICH PREMIERES DECEMBER 17th EXCLUSIVELY ON CBS ALL ACCESS.
HERE SHE IS, WHOOPI GOLDBERG YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVE YOU
ALWAYS SOMETHING FUN ALWAYS FESTIVE YOU ARE THE BEST
WHY SHOULD THIS YEAR BE ANY DIFFERENT? I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHAT DO I DO I KNEW I COULDN'T DO A SWEATER
BECAUSE WHO WAS GOING OUT? NOBODY NOBODY IS GOING OUT.
THEY ARE NOT PARTYING IN SWEATERS, SO LET'S DO SCARVES AND MASKS.
Jimmy: IT IS SO WARM AND GOOD WE NEED COMEDIANS AT THIS TIME
IN OUR LIFE. WE ARE SO IMPORTANT TO EVERYTHING
Jimmy: ANOTHER TRADITION -- EVEN WITH ZOOM YOU COME THROUGH.
IT BREAKS MY HEART. I ALWAYS LIKE TO BRING YOU SUITES AND ALL I COULD DO WAS
BRING YOU ONE CUPCAKE. Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT THAT YOU DID STILL DELIVER.
HONESTLY -- COULD WE HAVE TWO SHOTS TO SEE THIS IS ME HERE.
NOBODY HERE. HI, BUDDY. THERE IS NOBODY.
WE ARE GOING TO GET THERE, BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST ME AND MY CUPCAKE.
THAT'S NOT BAD. Jimmy: I AM GOING TO TAKE A A BITE NOW BECAUSE IF THIS IS
FROM WHOOPI, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD. GOOD LUCK AND GOOD VIBES IT'S INCREDIBLY SWEET, ISN'T
IT I CAN SEE YOUR TEETH ROLLING UP
YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GIVE IT TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER, MY
GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER. Jimmy: YOUR BACKGROUND YOU HAVE THERE
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE INTO THE BABY YODA IT LOOKS LIKE? I AM.
I LOVE -- YOU KNOW, I LOVE HIM Jimmy: I DO, TOO. HE WANTS TO GO HOME
THE THING I LOVE A LOT IS THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. WATCH.
Jimmy: ARE YOU JOKING YOU RUB HIS HEAD. Jimmy: HE IS SO -- ARE YOU
JOKING ME? I LOVE IT! ISN'T THAT THE GREATEST
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW, BY THE WAY. HE DOES AN EXTRAORDINARY
JOB. IT'S JUST GREAT, AND YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT, AND YOU WANT
TO WATCH AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN. YOU NEED IT.
AND YOU NEED A BABY YODA IN YOUR LIFE. Jimmy: I SAW A DOCUMENTARY
ON THE COMEDY STORE THAT I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS AND YOU WERE ON IT AND I COULD
NOT STOP WATCHING IT AND MIKE BINDER DID IT. Jimmy: MIKE BINDER DID IT
AT FIRST I GO WHO IS HE, I KNOW HIM. BUT I FORGET WHERE I KNOW HIM
FROM HIS VOICE IS FAMILIAR. OH, MIKE BINDER.
THEN HE DIRECTED INDIAN SUMMER, ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. TALK TO ME ABOUT THE COMEDY
STORE. WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT? IT'S COMEDY CLUB IN LOS ANGELES
IS IT THREE ROOMS OR TWO TWO AND THEN ONE UPSTAIRS WHICH WAS THE BELLY ROOM
Jimmy: THE BELLY ROOM YEAH. AND I GOT REALLY LUCKY, THAT'S
WHERE MITZI PUT ALL OF THE FEMALE COMICS. THEN SHE, WHEN MY SHOW REALLY
SORT OF TOOK OFF, SHE JUST GAVE ME THE BELLY ROOM TO PERFORM IN FOR AS LONG AS I WANTED.
THAT'S WHAT I DID. I HAD THE GREATEST TIME. YOU KNOW, ALL OF THE GREAT
COMICS, ALL OF THE GREAT COMICS Jimmy: LIKE RODNEY.
DANGER FIELD. AND WATCHING RICHARD PRYOR DO WHAT HE DID FROM THE
WHEELCHAIR HE WAS IN THE WHEELCHAIR AND STILL SLAYING PEOPLE
HE WAS IN THE WHEELCHAIR AND YOU ARE THINKING HERE YOU ARE SAYING THIS AND YOUR LIFE HAS
SHIFTED AND HERE YOU ARE STILL, YOU KNOW, BAR NONE ONE OF THE GREATS.
ALSO, ROBIN I SAW THERE QUITE A BIT. IT'S WONDERFUL -- IT'S A
A WONDERFUL MEMORY BECAUSE YOU JUST -- YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT WHILE YOU ARE DOING IT.
YOU ONLY REALIZE HOW AMAZING IT WAS WHEN YOU GET PAST IT AND YOU ARE DOING YOUR OWN THING
AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO I WAS LIKE, WELL, I KIND OF
TELL STORIES THEY WERE LIKE REALLY? OKAY, LET'S GO AND SEE
PEOPLE WOULD SAY, WELL, YOU ARE NOT A STANDUP. NO, I AM NOT, BECAUSE I CAN'T
TELL JOKES I CAN MESS UP A JOKE BETTER THAN ANYBODY
I AM NOT GOOD AT THEM. BUT I AM A GOOD STORYTELLER. Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE MIKE
NICHOLS CAME TO SEE YOU? NO, MIKE CAME TO SEE ME IN DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN
IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE HE WAS TAKING -- HE WAS DOING ALL THREE PLAYS AT THE SAME TIME,
HURLEY BURLEY, DEATH OF A SALESMAN AND THE REAL THING. SO HE DECIDED THEY WOULD TAKE
EACH OTHER TO DIFFERENT SHOWS, AND THAT WAS THE SHOW HE GOT TAKEN TO
IT'S QUITE AMAZING TO SEE HIM BECAUSE HE WOULD SAY, YOU KNOW, MISS GOLDBERG, HOW ARE YOU
I'M FINE, I'M FINE AND MY MOTHER WOULD GO THAT'S MIKE NICHOLS
SHE WOULD POINT. Jimmy: GENIUS IT'S STILL AS RIDICULOUS AND
FABULOUS AS IT WAS DAY ONE THE WHOLE RIDE IS RIDICULOUS AND FABULOUS
Jimmy: YOU ARE ACTING AGAIN YOU ARE IN STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND.
I KNEW YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY INTO IT. AND YOU ARE LIKE, OH, THIS IS
PERFECT. MORE WITH WHOOPI WHEN WE COME BACK
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I'M TALKING TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT IT IS
ABOUT? BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT THE WORLD GETTING HIT BY A PLAGUE
THAT'S CREATED BY THE NAVY OR THE ARMY OR SOMETHING. AND IT KILLS A WHOLE BUNCH OF
PEOPLE, BUT IT DOESN'T KILL EVERYBODY. AND AS YOU GO THROUGH, YOU
START TO REALIZE THAT THERE IS A LITTLE BIT MORE GOING THAN JUST THE PLAGUE KILLING FOLKS.
IT'S A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL AND ALEXANDER IS THE BAD GUY
AND I AM MOTHER ABIGAIL, THE GOOD ONE AND I'M 109 WHICH IS JUST
A YEAR OR TWO OLDER THAN WHAT I ACTUALLY AM. BUT IT'S KIND OF GREAT
AND I WANTED TO DO IT. I WANTED TO DO IT WHEN HE FIRST DID IT
IT WAS REALLY GREAT. IT WAS MOLLY RINGWALD AND -- Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT!
DID YOU AUDITION OR TALK TO STEPHEN KING ABOUT IT? WHAT HAPPENED WAS I WAS IN
THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER MOVIE AND COULDN'T DO IT AND I REALIZE NOW, THAT IT
PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONG BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY 30s AND THERE WERE ENOUGH
PEOPLE AROUND WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY MAD AT ME IF I HAD GOTTEN IT.
THEN WHEN I HEARD THEY WERE DOING IT AGAIN, I WAS LIKE CAN I BE IN IT, PLEASE
PLEASE AND THEY WERE LIKE YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE WERE COMING TO
YOU. YEAH Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE
COMING TO ME SEE, YOU WERE COMING YEARS AGO THAT'S ALL RIGHT
COME WHEN YOU WANT TO. I HOPE PEOPLE LIKE IT I HAD A GOOD TIME.
Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY WILL. THANKS SO MUCH I HAD A GREAT TIME
THANKS FOR REMEMBERING EVERYTHING YOU ARE JUST SO THOUGHTFUL
EVERY SINGLE TIME. MY WIFE SENDS HER LOVE TO YOU, AND MY KIDS, TOO
MY THANKS TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG HER 2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE NOW AT NORDSTROM.COM
AND CHECK OUT STEPHEN KING'S "THE STAND" DECEMBER 17th ON CBS ALL ACCESS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA CORRIN *
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS AS PRINCESS DIANA IN THE
BRAND NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX.
HERE IS EMMA CORRIN! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS
THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I AM EXCITED Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU HOW THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN IN QUARANTINE. BUT THEN I SAW THIS PHOTO AND I
THINK THAT SUMS IT UP. YOU PLAYING CARDS WITH YOUR DOG.
WHAT STAGE OF QUARANTINE WAS THIS THIS WAS EARLY QUARANTINE
PEAK LOCKDOWN. HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE THE HOUSE IN A VERY LONG TIME AND FOUND
OURSELVES HERE PLAYING SPIT WITH MY PUPPY. TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE
I GET ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM WIKIPEDIA AND I RUN THE WEBSITE SO
ACTUALLY I MAKE UP THE RUMORS SO YOU SHOULD THANK ME LATER BUT APPARENTLY I HEARD THIS,
THAT YOU HAVE A VERY FAMOUS DOG WALKER I READ THAT HARRY STYLES WALKS
YOUR DOG IS THAT TRUE OH, YEAH.
SORT OF. HE ONCE DOG SAT FOR ME Jimmy: HE DID
THE THING I KNOW IS THAT MY DOG HAS NO IDEA WHICH IS THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT IT
FOR A DOG IT'S JUST A PERSON BUT HE LOOKED AFTER SPENCER FOR ME
BUT NOT AGAIN. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE HALFWAY THROUGH THE MEAL I GOT A
A MESSAGE THAT SAID HE WON'T STOP FARTING IS THIS NORMAL
Jimmy: FROM SPENCER OR FROM HARRY? FROM SPENCER.
I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. Jimmy: HOW GOOD OF A DUDE IS HARRY STYLES
WHAT A NICE GUY. "THE CROWN" PREMIERED THIS WEEKEND.
I HAD TO TEXT EVERYONE I KNOW. STOP -- DON'T TELL ME -- BUT THIS EPISODE -- DON'T TELL ME.
FOR ANYBODY WHO HASN'T WATCHED IT, CAN YOU SET IT UP? I PLAY DIANA FROM WHEN SHE'S
ABOUT 16 YEARS OLD UNTIL SHE'S ABOUT 28 SO A LONG, LONG TIME
AND YEAH, I LOVE THE SEASON BECAUSE IT FOLLOWS ESSENTIALLY THREE INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT
WOMEN -- WELL, VERY INTERESTING WOMEN, THE QUEEN, DIANA AND THATCHER AND LOOKS AT THEIR
RELATIONSHIP TO POWER AND POSITIONS THEY ARE PUT IN AND HOW THEY GRAPPLE WITH IT
SO YEAH, WE SEE THESE SORT OF STORIES UNFOLD THROUGHOUT THE YEARS AND HW THEY HANDLE IT
Jimmy: NOT ONLY DID YOU GET THE LOOK DOWN, BUT THE HAIR, AND THE VOICE WAS PERFECTION
I ALSO HEAD THAT YOU DO A GOOD CHARLES. I THINK SO.
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO COPY CHARLES Jimmy: SO HOW WOULD YOU GIVE
ME ADVICE ON HOW TO DO CHARLES OR HOW TO DO DIANA COULD YOU?
YEAH YEAH DO YOU WANT A LESSON SURE CHARLES, IF YOU WANT TO
SAY YES, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO HIS VOICE, YOU SAY EARS Jimmy: EARS
THAT IS HILARIOUS. AND FOR DI, ALL RIGHT, AND SHE ALWAYS GOES DOWN AT THE END
OF EVERYTHING SHE SAYS ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I AM ALL RIGHT
I WILL SAY TO YOU I'M GOING TO
GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WATCH THE NEWS AND YOU SAY ALL RIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO BE CHARLES
Jimmy: FOR THE FIRST SCENE I WILL BE CHARLES. I WILL BE IN THE NEXT ROOM
WATCHING THE NEWS. ALL RIGHT Jimmy: NOW SWITCH IT AROUND
GOING TO GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WATCH THE NEWS. Jimmy: YOU SOUNDED FRENCH,
LIKE INSPECTOR CLOUISSO. I AM GOING IN THE OTHER ROOM TO WATCH THE NEWS
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT.
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM DOING. I AM DOING A BAD CINDY LAUPER.
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS EMMA IN SEASON FOUR OF
"THE CROWN." I SUPPOSE THE GREATEST HIGHLIGHT HAS BEEN MEETING ALL
OF YOU, THE PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA. YOU HAVE MADE US FEEL SO
WELCOME, SO AT HOME. PERHAPS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO REFRESHING
YOU ARE NOT WHAT WE EXPECT AS ROYALTY. I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF AS
ROYALTY. FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A WIFE AND MOTHER
THAT'S WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ME. SHE REALLY IS A WONDERFUL
MOTHER AND HOW IS WILLIAM GETTING ALONG?
HE'S HAVING A MAGICAL TIME HERE SO HE LIKES AUSTRALIA
LET'S PUT IT LIKE THIS. HIS FAVORITE CUDDLY TOY USED TO BE A WHALE, COMING HERE IT HAS
BEEN FIRMLY SUPPLANTED BY A KOALA. EMMA CORRIN.
SEASON FOUR OF "THE CROWN. STREAM RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. COME BACK WHENEVER HE WANT TO.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM DIERKS BENTLEY
STICK AROUND * Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW
SINGLE "GONE" HERE IS DIERKS BENTLEY
* * MY BUDDIES THINK I' ON THE LAKE BOSS THINK
I'VE BEEN SICK FOR DAY AND MAMA'S PROBABLY * * ON HER WA
'CAUSE I AIN'T PICKE UP THE PHONE * * I'VE BEEN A MILLION PLACE
BUT THEY'RE ALL UP IN MY HEAD * * OVER-DRINKING, OVERTHINKING
EVER SINCE YOU LEFT * * I'VE BEEN GON I'VE BEEN GONE
I'VE BEEN SITTIN' ON THE COUCH WATCHING * * TV ALL DAY LONG
ALL DAY LONG, I'VE BEE TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT HOW A GOOD THING WENT WRONG *
* FASTER THAN THAT FREIGH TRAIN, FARTHER THA THAT AIRPLANE *
* SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SON HEADED DOWN THAT HIGHWAY ANYWHERE BUT MY WAY *
* EVER SINCE YOU MOVE ON, I'VE BEEN GONE * * TOOK A TRIP DOW
MEMORY LANE CHECKED INTO HOTEL HEARTBREAK * * PASSED ROCK BOTTO
ON THE WAY WITHOUT LEAVING MY LIVING ROOM *
* I'VE BEEN A MILLION PLACE BUT THEY'RE AL UP IN MY HEAD *
* OVER-DRINKING OVERTHINKING EVE SINCE YOU LEFT *
* I'VE BEEN GON I'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SITTIN' ON
THE COUCH WATCHING TV * * ALL DAY LON ALL DAY LONG, I'VE BEE
TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT * * HOW A GOO THING WENT WRONG
FASTER THAN THAT FREIGHT TRAIN, FARTHER * * THAN THAT AIRPLAN
SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SONG HEADED DOWN THAT HIGHWAY * * ANYWHERE BUT MY WAY
EVER SINCE YOU MOVED O I'VE BEEN GONE YEAH, I'VE BEEN GONE *
* * ALL THE CLOTHES ARE ON THE FLOOR ALL THE
MAIL'S BY THE DOOR ALL THE WHISKEY BOTTLES * * IN MY BED ALL THE
DISHES IN THE SINK ALL THE GA IS IN THE TANK *
* ALL THE NEIGHBORS PROBABLY THINK I'M DEAD * * I'VE BEEN GON
I'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SITTIN ON THE COUCH WATCHING *
* TV ALL DAY LONG ALL DAY LONG I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT HOW
A GOOD THING WENT WRONG * * FASTER THAN THAT FREIGHT TRAIN, FARTHER
THAN THAT AIRPLANE SADDER THAN A COUNTRY SONG * * HEADED DOWN THA
HIGHWAY, ANYWHER BUT MY WAY * * EVER SINCE YOU MOVE
ON, I'VE BEEN GONE YEAH, I'VE BEEN GONE GONE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE