1 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,756 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,190 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:30,530 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS MICHAEL J. FOX 4 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:36,436 MUSICAL GUEST JULIA MICHAELS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:39,039 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON. 6 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:47,147 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:54,688 Jimmy: WOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH, MY GOODNESS. 8 00:00:54,688 --> 00:01:02,662 THANK YOU, GUYS. OH, LOOKING GOOD OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:06,499 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW EVERYBODY. IT IS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18th 10 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,234 AND WE ARE HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY HERE IN STUDIO 6A. IT'S THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT 11 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:18,511 SHOW" P'JIMMY JAMMY JAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOPEFULLY EVERYONE AT HOME IS 12 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:22,082 IN THEIR PAJAMAS RIGHT NOW JUST TURN THE TV UP AND LET'S HAVE FUN 13 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,418 IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NIGHT I TEAMED UP WITH ALEX MILL TO MAKE WHAT I THINK ARE THE 14 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:31,858 COOLEST PAJAMAS ON THE PLANET. NOT ONLY ARE THEY COOL, BUT THEY HAVE POCKETS. 15 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:39,599 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ALSO, 100% OF THE NET PROCEEDS GO TO FEEDING AMERICA 16 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,568 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH IS AN AMAZING ORGANIZATION THAT HAS A NETWORK 17 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:47,140 OF OVER 200 FOOD BANKS AND 60,000 FOOD PANTRIES AND MEAL PROGRAMS AROUND THE COUNTRY. 18 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,210 FEEDS OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE EACH YEAR. SO WHEN YOU BUY THESE 19 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:54,114 P'JIMMIES, NOT ONLY ARE THEY A A GREAT GIFT, BUT YOU'RE ALSO FEEDING A FAMILY 20 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,150 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE DETAILS ON THIS LATER BUBT THEY ARE OFFICIALLY 21 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:02,589 AVAILABLE AS OF RIGHT NNOW ON ALEXMILL.COM WOO! 22 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,892 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND THE JOKES. 23 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,094 WELL, GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING THE FDA HAS JUST GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT TO A NEW TYPE OF 24 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:12,866 CORONAVIRUS TEST LISTEN TO THIS THE FDA HAS APPROVED 25 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:19,339 EMERGENCY USE FOR THE FIRST COVID-19 TEST THAT CAN BE CONDUCTED ENTIRELY AT HOME 26 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,174 THE KIT, MADE BY LUCIRA ALLOWS USERS TO SELF-ADMISTER A NASAL SWAB TEST AND THEN WAIT FOR THE 27 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,711 RESULTS WHICH COME WITHIN 30 MINUTES Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, JUST IN 28 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:32,552 TIME FOR CHRISTMAS IT'S THE ULTIMATE STOCKING AND NASAL STUFFER. 29 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:36,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK YOU CAN TELL HOW YOUR MARRIAGE IS GOING DURING 30 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:40,527 QUARANTINE BY HOW DEEPLY YOUR SPOUSE PUSHES THE SWAB IN. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,829 IT'S LIKE, "HONEY, HONEY, I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A JABBING MOTION 32 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:46,199 JUST - GOSH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:49,369 I THINK I AM SMELLING BURNT TOAST. OKAY." 34 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,872 THE TEST IS GREAT. YOU JUST STICK THE SWAB UP YOUR NOSE AND WAIT 30 MINUTES FOR 35 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:56,176 THE MEDICS TO STOP THE INTERNAL BLEEDING [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,046 YEAH, THE TEST GUARANTEES RESULTS IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS. AND HERE IS A FUN GAME, TAKE 37 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:04,784 THE TEST, ORDER DOMINOS AND HAVE THEM RACE [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,653 THAT IS RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN GET YOUR -- YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAN GET TOGETHER AND SWAB YOUR OWN 39 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:11,124 NASAL CAVITIES IT'S BASICALLY THE WORST FONDUE PARTY EVER 40 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,427 [ LAUGHTER ] "AW, MY SWAB BROKE SO THAT MEANS I'M HAVING THE NEXT NASAL 41 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:17,931 SWAB PARTY." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FDA SAYS THAT THEY 42 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:22,302 FULLY TRUST AMERICANS. WHILE AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I LOST THE COTTON SWAB SO I USED 43 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:26,673 A TWIZZLER, IS THAT OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I ATE THE TWIZZLER. 44 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,709 IS THAT OKAY THEN I FOUND THE SWAB AND ATE THAT 45 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,946 IS THAT OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS INTERESTING, EVEN 46 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,681 THOUGH THE TEST IS AT HOME, THE FDA WANTS YOU TO SIT IN YOUR CAR FOR FIVE HOURS BEFORE 47 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:40,987 GETTING IT [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS SOME MORE GOOD NEWS, 48 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,691 ZOOM JUST ANNOUNCED THAT FOR THANKSGIVING THEY ARE LIFTING THEIR 40 MINUTE TIME LIMIT ON 49 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:48,862 FREE MEETINGS. [ CHEERS ] YEP, THAT WILL BE THE FIRST 50 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:53,566 THANKSGIVING YOU CAN SHOW UP TO WEARING THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,269 I THINK 40 MINUTES IS PLENTY I MEAN, AFTER 40 MINUTES, EVEN THE PILGRIMS WERE LOOKING AT 52 00:03:56,269 --> 00:04:00,540 THEIR WATCHES LIKE, "YEAH, WELL, WE GOT A LOT OF DISHES TO DO IN THE RIVER, SO -- 53 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:06,046 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I THINK 40 MINUTES OF WATCHING 54 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:09,616 GRANDPA SLURP CRANBERRY SAUCE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANKS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,418 THANKSGIVING OVER ZOOM ISN'T IDEAL BUT IF YOUR UNCLE STARTS RANTING ABOUT THE ELECTION, YOU 56 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:18,158 CAN JUST SWITCH THE FAMILY BUTTON [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:21,127 ALSO, YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF A FAKE BACKGROUND. JUST LIKE YOUR AUNT'S NEW 58 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:24,164 BOYFRIEND GIVES HIMSELF A FAKE NEW BACKGROUND [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:28,968 "HI, I'M A LAWYER SPECIALIZING IN LAW [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:34,341 LEGAL -- LEGAL LAW THE LEGAL KIND." SPEAKING OF THANKSGIVING AND 61 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,076 THE PANDEMIC, A SUPERMARKET CHAIN IS APOLOGIZING AFTER THEY PUT OUT THIS AD THAT SAYS, 62 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:44,718 "HOSTING PLAN A SUPER SPREAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:50,857 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] MARKETING 101, MAKE THE CUSTOMER THINK OF THE VIRUS AND 64 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:56,830 UNREFRIGERATED SHELLFISH [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE IT IS JUST ME, BUT ISN'T 65 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:01,434 THERE SOMETHING EXTRA GROSS ABOUT ORDERING A GIANT SHRIMP PLATTER DURING A PANDEMIC? 66 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:07,040 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, EVERY ORDER COMES 67 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,844 WITH AN ICE-COLD CORONA. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHY DIDN'T YOU WE JUST SAY 68 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,880 BUDWEISER? THE CREATOR OF THE AD APOLOGIZED AND SAID HE JUST 69 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:19,586 WANTED IT TO GO VIRAL. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] 70 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:27,060 YEAH I SAW THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS 71 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,294 DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS THANKSGIVING DAY PLANS CHECK IT OUT 72 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,265 CANCEL HIS THANKSGIVING TRIP 73 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,902 MAR-A-LAGO, MARKING THE FIRST TIME DURING HIS PRESIDENCY THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT GONE DOWN 74 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:38,738 THERE. THEY INTEND TO SPEND THANKSGIVING HERE AT THE 75 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,742 WHITE HOUSE. Jimmy: YEP, A BIG PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WHAT COULD 76 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:46,312 POSSIBLY GO WRONG? [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IF 77 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:51,618 DON JR. ASKS, I'LL STILL BE AT MAR-LAGO." [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,354 THANKFULLY THERE WILL BE SOME COVID RESTRICTIONS TRUMP HAS BEEN ASKED NOT TO PUT 79 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,624 HIS STRAW DIRECTLY INTO THE GRAVY BOAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,727 "I'LL JUST USE A TWIZZLER. [ LAUGHTER ] I WILL TAKE IT OUT OF MY NOSE 81 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,263 FIRST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, TRUMP IS 82 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:07,667 STAYING BUSY IN WASHINGTON YESTERDAY HE RESPONDED TO THE HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL WHO 83 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:10,503 SAID THE ELECTION WAS FAIR AND SECURE TAKE A LOOK. 84 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,540 ANNOUNCING THE FIRING OF TOP DHS CYBERSECURITY OFFICIAL CHRIS KREBS ON TWITTER 85 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,275 CLAIMING, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, THAT KREBS HAD PUT OUT HIGHLY INACCURATE INFORMATION AFTER 86 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,043 KREBS AND OTHER SECURITY OFFICIALS CALLED THE OVEMBER 3rd ELECTION THE MOST SECURE IN 87 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:30,857 AMERICAN HISTORY Jimmy: YEAH TRUMP FIRED KREBS. 88 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:35,228 HE WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE GOTTEN RID OF KREBS AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST 89 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:40,600 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT WON'T BE THE LAST, FOLKS. IT'S A PRETTY BOLD MOVE BY 90 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,669 TRUMP. THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TICK SOMEONE OFF THAT CAN 91 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:47,073 ACCESS YOUR BROWSER HISTORY. [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, GETTING FIRED BY 92 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,876 TRUMPS IS KIND OF FUN. YOU GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER, YOU GET A BOOK DEAL AND YOU GET 93 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,713 A FRAMED COPY OF THE TWEET NOT BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,883 HERE'S BUSINESS NEWS, AMAZON IS NOW OFFERING A NEW SERVICE TO ITS CUSTOMERS. 95 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:57,517 NOW OFFERING A NEW SERVICE TO ITS CUSTOMERS. WATCH THIS 96 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,319 AMAZON IS GETTING INTO THE PHARMACY BUSINESS. 97 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:03,023 THE E-COMMERCE GIANT UNVEILED AMAZON PHARMACY YESTERDAY. THE ONLINE DRUG STORE ALLOWS 98 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:08,828 CUSTOMERS TO ORDER PRESCRIPTION MEDICATIONS FOR HOME DELIVERY, INCLUDING FREE TWO-DAY SHIPPING 99 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:14,601 FOR PRIME MEMBERS. SO GET READY FOR AN ALL NEW ERA OF DRUNK ORDERING AT 100 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,738 AMOXICILLIN AT 3:00 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT DOES IT DO 101 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:23,777 I'LL TAKE IT I DON'T CARE, MAN. I'LL TAKE TWO OF THEM. 102 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,745 THE NEW SERVICE SOUNDS CONVENIENT BUT I DO THINK THEIR PACKAGING COULD USE A LITTLLE 103 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,449 WORK I JUST THINK THAT IS A BIT TOO -- 104 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,820 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED IF AMAZON MIGHT BE GETTING TOO POWERFUL, 105 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:39,526 JEFF BEZOS SAID -- SILENCE YOU INSULANT FOOLS. [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:45,732 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MEDICINE, PFIZER, MODERNA AND 107 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:50,770 JOHNSON AND JOHNSON ARE ALL WORKING ON VACCINES RIGHT NOW. AND I SAW THAT PFIZER'S VACCINE 108 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:55,608 HAS TO BE KEPT AT EXTREMELY LOW TEMPERATURES BUT MODERNA'S VACCINE CAN BE 109 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:59,913 KEPT IN A NORMAL FREEZER, WHICH MAKES IT EASIER TO SHIP. IT'S ALL A LITTLE COMPLICATED 110 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:04,551 SO LET ME EXPLAIN IT LIKE THIS ROOTS? * 111 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:15,261 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * COOLING IN THE LA 112 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:18,631 WAITING FO THAT NEW INJECTION ONE LITTLE JAB * 113 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:22,802 * AND THERE YOU HAV A CURE FOR THIS INFECTIO MODERNA IS THE 114 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:27,073 ONE YOU NEED * * ALLOW ME EXPLAI IT'S HELLA NIC 115 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:31,644 PUT IT ON ICE AND THEN SHOOT IT IN MY VEIN * * IT WON THE VACCINE RACE 116 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:35,482 ANTIBODIES WERE RESPONDING SMACKED PFIZER DOW TO THE COVID CROWN * 117 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:39,519 * AND LEFT JOHNSO HOLDING ITS JOHNSO SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR 118 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:44,124 DON'T HAVE NO CONCERNA * * JUST ASK THE GU WHAT SHOULD I TR 119 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:53,633 SAY FUNKY COLD MODERNA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 120 00:08:53,633 --> 00:09:08,715 * FUNKY COLD MODERNA * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 121 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:15,021 Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY I SAW THAT PIZZA HUT IS 122 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:20,193 NOW SELLING A WEIGHTED BLANKET THAT LOOKS LIKE PEPPERONI PIZZA FOR $150 123 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:24,798 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. YEAH I DON'T KNOW, WHEN I EAT PIZZA 124 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,400 IT ALREADY FEELS LIKE CHEESE AND PEPPERONI ARE BLANKETING MY INSIDES. 125 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,769 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU CAN EITHER BUY THE BLANKET FOR $150 OR OFFER THE 126 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:33,540 DELIVERY GUY $75 TO COME IN AND SPOON. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 127 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,376 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 128 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:49,389 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 129 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:54,761 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, I 130 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:59,466 TEAMED UP WITH ALEX MILL ON THESE PAJAMAS, THEY ARE CALLED P'JIMMIES. 131 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:06,439 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE SCOOP RIGHT THERE. 132 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,176 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WENT OUT -- YEAH 133 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,345 THE CALENDAR COMES OUT NEXT MONTH. [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,647 I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MICKEY DREXLER FROM ALEX MILL. I WORKED WITH HIM YEARS AGO AND 135 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,883 HIS TEAM BACK WHEN THEY WERE AT J.CREW AND WE CAME UP WITH THIS THING 136 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:20,887 CALLED POCKETDIAL WHICH WAS AN iPHONE CASE THAT LOOKS LIKE A POCKET SQUARE. 137 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,422 SO WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR FRONT POCKET IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE VERY DAPPER AND 138 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,692 FASHIONABLE. WE RAISED A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE DAVID SHELDRICK 139 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:30,764 WILDLIFE TRUST AND SAVED A A COUPLE OF ELEPHANTS. SO IT WAS REALLY FUN AND 140 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,799 CREATIVE AND A GOOD COLLABORATION. SO I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH 141 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:39,472 MICKEY AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE PEGGY AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT OTHER IDEAS DO I HAVE 142 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,742 BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS THAT DON'T ACTUALLY FIT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 143 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,578 AND I HAVE SOME CLOTHING IDEAS SO HE WAS LIKE, "LET'S HAVE A MEETING. 144 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,147 SO WE HAD A MEETING AT ALEX MILL AND WE'RE SITTING AROUND HE SAID, WHAT ABOUT 145 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:53,653 PAJAMAS? AND I WAS LIKE, "STOP. I LOVE PAJAMAS 146 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,490 THAT'S EXACTLY UP MY ALLEY IT'S EVERYONE WATCHING OUR SHOW, THEY'RE IN PAJAMAS 147 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,761 WE'RE ON LATE AT NIGHT I LOVE PAJAMAS I WEAR PAJAMAS EVERY NIGHT 148 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:07,067 I DO HAVE COMPLAINTS." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME OF MY PAJAMAS DON'T HAVE 149 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,204 POCKETS/ PAJAMAS WITH NO POCKETS. SOME PAJAMAS HAVE A GIANT -- A 150 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:17,177 A GIANT FRONT OPENING THAT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,579 BECAUSE I HAVE A GIANT - HEY Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO 152 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,881 NO, NO, NO, NO HEY Jimmy: I'M SAYING THE HOLE 153 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,650 IS JUST -- OH. Jimmy: IT'S JUST TOO MUCH 154 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,252 IT'S JUST TOO MUCH - Tariq: I GET IT Jimmy: YEAH 155 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,987 YOU KNOW, SOMETHIMES THEY HAVE A TINY LITTLE BUTTON THAT YOU CAN CLOSE HALF OF IT OR 156 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,856 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ANYWAYS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,126 AND IT JUST DOESN'T -- NO ONE HAAS UPDATED THE PAJAMA AND NO ONE -- THEY WAY THEY 158 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,195 SHOULD AND NO ONE HAS DONE THEIR HOMEWORK ON IT 159 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:40,000 AND SO IDDI A LITTLE RESEARCH. I FOUND OUT THAT ONE-THIRD OF YOUR LIFE IS SPENT SLEEPING. 160 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:46,373 SO THAT'S KIND OF AMAZING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND DO IT IN STYLE 161 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,743 AND NOT ONLY DO WE WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO STYLE, BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO 162 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,146 TO BED HUNGRY. SO WE TEAMED UP WITH FEEDING AMERICA WHICH IS AN 163 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,749 UNBELIEVABLE CHARITY IN WHAT THEY DO. ESPECIALLY DURING THESE TENSE 164 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,517 TIMES. THEY'VE BEEN REALLY THERE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. 165 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:01,654 PEOPLE ARE OUT OF WORK, KIDS AREN'T IN SCHOOL THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP 166 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,323 SO AS I SAID EARLIER, 100% OF THE NET PROCEEDS OF THE P'JIMMIES ARE GOING TO 167 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:11,164 FEEDING AMERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO TO ALEXMILL.COM RIGHT NOW, 168 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:16,536 OFFICIALLY TONIGHT THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND THEY'RE LIMITED EDITION. 169 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,072 I AM PSYCHED I WILL BE WEARING THEM ALL NIGHT AND TALKING ABOUT THEM 170 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:24,944 ALL NIGHT. THANK YOU TO FEEDING AMERICA AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 171 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:30,183 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING FILM 172 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:37,857 HAPPIEST SEASON ON HULU, DAN LEVY IS HERE PLUS HIS NEW BOOK "NO TIME LIKE 173 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:46,099 THE FUTURE, AN OPTIMIST CONSIDERS MORTALITY. MICHAEL J. FOX IS HERE 174 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:51,171 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM ONE OF MY FAVS, JULIA MICHAELS IS HERE 175 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:57,110 LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. GOOD MOVES GOOD LOOK. 176 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:02,549 DO YOU BUTTON ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP. WHEN I WEAR MY PAJAMAS. 177 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:08,054 FULL BUTTON FLIP THE COLLAR UP IF I AM GOING TO FLIP THE 178 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:13,360 COLLAR UP I AM GOING TO HAVE TO UNBUTTON A COUPLE OF BUTTONS Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 179 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:22,669 YEAH. YOU DON'T GO FULL BUTTON FLIP. Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN 180 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:29,776 MY BEDROOM RIGHT NOW I CAN'T LEAVE THIS SANDY. 181 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,612 SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE DOPE ON THESE PAJAMAS 182 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:46,092 HOLD MY SCARF IN PLACE GLOVES Jimmy: NIGHT GLOVE. 183 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,128 A MASK. Jimmy: IT COULD BE A MASK HOLDER 184 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:57,537 THAT IS YOUR COMPETING BAD MAMA JAMMAS BECAUSE OF COVID AND EVERYTHING 185 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:01,341 THEY GOT JAMMED UP Jimmy: JAM IT UP. YEAH. 186 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:11,084 A JAM-JAM. Jimmy: GUYS, WE LOVE HARRY STYLES AT THE TONIGHT SHOW 187 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,286 HE IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE OUT THERE HIS MUSIC IS AMAZING 188 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:17,757 HE IS A GREAT ACTOR. THIS WEEK HE BECAME THE FIRST MAN EVER TO GRACE THE COVER OF 189 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:26,499 VOGUE MAGAZINE SOLO. THAT IS SO AWESOME GOOD FOR HARRY 190 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,437 ACTUALLY HARRY RECORDED ONE OF VOGUE'S 73 QUESTIONS IT HASN'T BEEN RELEASED. 191 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:44,417 WE MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON IT EARLY AND CHECK IT OUT. HELLO 192 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,588 YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF TELLING MYSELF A SECRET. HI, HARRY 193 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:53,593 I AM GOING TO ASK YOU 73 QUESTIONS. DO YOU LIVE ALONE? 194 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:59,299 I DO. HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN SO FAR? 195 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,067 WELL, I STEPPED IN A RAIN PUDDLE AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT MY LEG WET, DRIVED WITH IT FOR 196 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:08,708 HOURS AFTER. I THINK I MADE THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE THE LADY BUG IS GOING 197 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:15,715 ON TOUR WITH ME AS MY OPENING ACT. LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED. 198 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:21,054 MY UBER DRIVER FROM THREE WEEKS AGO TO SAY HELLO ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW 199 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:26,059 EXCITED ARE YOU ABOUT LIFE A NUMBER I MADE UP THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMUNICATE 200 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:34,734 VOCALLY, ONLY WITH A LOOK, SPECIFICALLY THIS LOOK FAVORITE COLOR? 201 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:39,639 MARINE BLUE FAVORITE COLOR. MAGENTA 202 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,910 WHAT IS THE BEST GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A SMILE 203 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:49,149 YOU KNOW WHO GAVE IT TO ME YOU. THANK YOU 204 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:54,821 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL A BOWL OF CREAM TOPPED WITH DRIZZLED RAW HONEY STRAIGHT 205 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:59,426 FROM THE BEE COLONY I AM FRIENDS WITH AND A HANDFUL OF WIZZLE BERRIES 206 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:12,772 THEY GROW IN AN ENCHANTED LAND WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? LETTING MY ANXIETIES TEAR ME 207 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:18,111 AWAY FROM THE PRESENT MOMENT NO. SPIDERS 208 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:22,282 WHAT IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE CHOCOLATE 209 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,250 NICE. SIMPLE FROM THE SET OF THE ORIGINAL 210 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:31,691 WILLY WONKA FILM FAVORITE MOVIE? LIFE, DIRECTED BY ME. 211 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:43,069 SHOT WITH MY EYEBALLS. COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR BEST ADVICE YOU EVER GOT. 212 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:48,742 IF YOU CAN SAVE $2 ON NETFLIX IF YOU GET THE NON-HD VERSION. 213 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,478 WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUITAR GUITAR CENTER 214 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:57,584 WHERE DID YOU GET THE PIANO GUITAR CENTER WHAT IS IN YOUR CUP 215 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:01,855 VODKA REALLY? NO IT IS TEA. 216 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,592 HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA? WITH VODKA. WE STILL HAVE SO MANY 217 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:13,333 QUESTIONS LEFT I KNOW. I ALREADY MADE PLANS TO BLOW A 218 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:20,540 A KISS TO MY BEST FRIEND THANKS FOR STOPPING BY REMEMBER, TREAT PEOPLE WITH 219 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,278 KINDNESS CHEERS * * CHOCOLATE KISSES CHOCOLATE 220 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:39,693 KISSES I JUST MADE THAT UP WE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE 221 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:43,196 HARRY STYLES STICK AROUND, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE TONIGHT SHOW. 222 00:17:43,196 --> 00:18:05,251 DAN LEVY COMING UP * * * * 223 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,087 Jimmy: THIS YEAR OUR FIRST GUEST BECAME A FOUR-TIME EMMY WINNING ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER 224 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:15,061 AND PRODUCER, ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT. HE STARS IN A NEW FILM CALLED 225 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,364 "HAPPIEST SEASON," WHICH PREMIERES NOVEMBER 25th ON HULU 226 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,634 HERE IS DAN LEVY HEY! LOOK AT YOU. 227 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,904 COME ON. HEY, JIMMY. Jimmy: HEY, THIS YEAR, THE 228 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,573 FINAL SEASON OF "SCHITT'S CREEK" AIRED, AND YOU COMPLETELY SWEPT THE EMMY'S AND 229 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:31,111 BROKE ALL OF THESE RECORDS AND I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WATCHING, THAT WE'RE NOT 230 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:37,917 ALLOWED TO SAY THE NAME OF YOUR SHOE WITHOUT SEEING THE LOGO RIGHT 231 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,553 Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY "SCHITT'S CREEK," IT POPS UP EVERY TIME WE SAY IT 232 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,556 IT'LL COME SOMEWHERE. Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: BUT IT'S BEEN 233 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,458 A LITTLE WHILE SINCE THE EMMY'S I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU. 234 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,129 HAS THE NIGHT SUNK IN YET? WHAT WAS IT LIKE NO, IT WAS -- FIRST OF ALL, 235 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:54,200 IT WAS ABSOLUTE MADNESS. AND NO, IT WILL NEVER SINK IN. I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WHEN WE 236 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,069 WALKED INTO THE STRANGE TENT IN THE BACKYARD OF AN EVENT SPACE IN TORONTO, UM, REALLY HAD ANY 237 00:18:56,069 --> 00:19:04,244 INDICATION OF WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WE KIND OF DESCRIBE IT, LIKE, 238 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,012 YOU KNOW, THOSE KIND OF, LIKE, HOST A MURDER BOARD GAMES, WHERE YOU INVITE FRIENDS OVER 239 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:12,819 AND EACH OF YOU COMES PREPARED WITH, LIKE - Jimmy: YES. 240 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,021 WHAT'S YOUR PART? YOU'RE THE DOCTOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 241 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,159 YOU'RE THE SUSPICIOUS AUNT Jimmy: YEP. IT WAS LIKE WE WERE BEING 242 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:25,031 HOSTED AT ONE OF THOSE MURDER DINNER PARTIES, EXCEPT WE WERE ALL GIVEN THE CHARACTER OF, 243 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,034 LIKE, YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD. AND THEN INSTEAD OF SOMEONE 244 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:36,309 GETTING MURDERED AT THE DINNER, WE JUST ALL GOT EMMYS. IT WAS LIKE THE GREATEST NIGHT 245 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:40,580 OF MY LIFE Jimmy: YEP. IT WAS GREAT 246 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,215 AND THERE'S EVEN MORE CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER FOR YOU, BECAUSE "PEOPLE'S SEXIEST 247 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:47,053 MAN ALIVE" ISSUE COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY AND LOOK WHO MADE THE LIST 248 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,889 LOOK AT THIS COME ON. YEAH. 249 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:54,894 Jimmy: DOUBLE PAGE SPREAD HOW DOES THAT FEEL THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS, IS 250 00:19:54,894 --> 00:20:00,266 IT'S LIKE, SURE IT'S "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE," BUT I GET THE IN QUARANTINE PART. 251 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,336 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THERE'S LIKE -- THERE'S LIKE, MICHAEL B. JORDAN, WHICH 252 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:08,675 IS MUCH DESERVED AND THEN I'M KIND OF THE ONE THAT'S LIKE PEEKING MY HEAD OUT 253 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:13,813 OF THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR 67 STRAIGHT DAYS." 254 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:21,688 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT LISTEN, A GREAT HONOR. Jimmy: I HEAR THAT 255 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:25,191 QUARANTINE LED YOU TO DISCOVER REALITY TV YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED REALITY TV 256 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:30,130 BEFORE I MEAN, I WORKED IN REALITY BEFORE I DID THE SHOW, I WAS 257 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:36,336 WORKING ON MTV WITH "THE HILLS" FOR A LONG TIME. A SHOW THAT -- 258 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,506 Jimmy: OF COURSE. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT KNOW. Jimmy: I LOVE "THE HILLS. 259 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,142 AND I WAS DOING THE AFTER SHOW FOR "THE HILLS. AND WHEN YOU WORK SO CLOSELY 260 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:46,846 WITH A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW, AND I LOVED "THE HILLS" -- Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 261 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,581 BUT IT KIND OF TAKES THE MAGIC OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING REALITY TELEVISION, 262 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:54,154 'CAUSE YOU KIND OF END UP KNOWING TOO MUCH ABOUT HOW IT WORKS. 263 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,890 Jimmy: YEAH SO, I HAD TO TAKE, LIKE, A LONG HIATUS, AND THEN QUARANTINE 264 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:01,628 HAPPENED, AND I HAD QUITE LITERALLY WATCHED EVERY SHOW ON TELEVISION, AND SO I FINALLY 265 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:10,870 JUST RESOLVED MYSELF TO JUST ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE REALITY TV LEFT 266 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:16,576 NOT TO DIMINISH THE GENRE, BUT IT STARTED, AND THEN IT BECAME A PROBLEM. 267 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,878 Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER EXISTED. WELL, BECAUSE I COULDN'T 268 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,148 STOP WATCHING IT, NOW, I GUESS, IT'S ALL I WATCH Jimmy: YEAH 269 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:25,518 ME TOO WHAT'S YOUR JAM? WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 270 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,488 I STARTED WITH A "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. I ENDED WITH A "BELOW DECK 271 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:33,626 MEDITERRANEAN. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT'S MY JAM, BELOW DECK. 272 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:40,166 I'M SO -- CAPTAIN SANDY OR CAPTAIN LEE? CAPTAIN SANDY 273 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,469 Jimmy: OH, YEAH THE DRAMA THAT HAPPENS ON THE LAST SEASON OF "BELOW DECK 274 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:49,242 MEDITERRANEAN" IS -- Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. EARTH SHATTERING. 275 00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:51,311 Jimmy: I'M A HANNAH FAN, FORM WAY BACK. I HAVE MANY TIMES THOUGHT ABOUT 276 00:21:51,311 --> 00:22:01,921 VACATIONING TO AUSTRALIA, TO TAKE HANNAH'S YACHTING COURSE. Jimmy: I'LL GO WITH YOU 277 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,224 DOES SHE REALLY DO THAT, BECAUSE I WILL GO WITH YOU WE SHOULD DO THAT. 278 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:08,928 THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES NOW. SHE'S TEACHING A COURSE ON HOW TO BE A YACHTY 279 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,664 AND I THOUGHT, "SHOULD WE GO?" Jimmy: DUDE, I WILL DEFINITELY -- I'M THERE. 280 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:17,237 OKAY. THE WHOLE DRAMA WITH HANNAH. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON? 281 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,840 I WOULD LAST 25 SECONDS ON THAT SHIP. Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN 282 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,711 IT WAS JUST -- YEAH, I AGREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 283 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,080 MOVIE. YEAH. Jimmy: IT IS CALLED 284 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,785 "HAPPIEST SEASON." IT IS A GREAT, FEEL-GOOD HOLIDAY MOVIE. 285 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:35,922 KRISTEN STEWART IS -- ONE OF MY ALL-TIMES. I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH, MAN 286 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:40,193 AND, I LOVE THE PLOT I THINK -- I MEAN, IT JUST WORKS AND IT'S FUNNY 287 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,696 YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT YEAH. 288 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:46,866 WELL, IT'S THE FIRST STUDIO LESBIAN ROM-COM. CHRISTMAS ROM-COM. 289 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,170 [ APPLAUSE ] ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO CLEA DuVALL, WHO GOT THAT ONE 290 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:54,641 OFF OF THE GROUND. Jimmy: GOOD FOR CLEA DuVALL AND, IT'S ABOUT TWO WOMEN 291 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,376 WHO WERE FALLING IN LOVE, AND MACKENZIE DAVIS' CHARACTER INVITES KRISTEN STEWART'S 292 00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:04,684 CHARACTER HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND THEN JUST AS THEY'RE 293 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,088 PULLING INTO THE DRIVEWAY, WE REALIZE THAT MACKENZIE HAS NOT COME OUT TO HER FAMILY, AND 294 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,823 THAT KRISTEN WILL HAVE TO, SORT OF, GO ALONG WITH, OR NOT GO ALONG WITH, THIS IDEA THAT 295 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:18,331 THEY'RE NOW GOING TO PLAY INTO SOMETHING THAT HER PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT 296 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:23,069 AND, I PLAY KRISTEN'S BEST FRIEND, WHO IS NOT HAVING ANY OF THE MAYHEM. 297 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:29,809 AND I THINK, YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S SUPER FUN IT'S LIKE HOLIDAY GOOD TIMES 298 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,112 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DAN LEVY IN "HAPPIEST SEASON." 299 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:38,451 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. ABBY. ABBY 300 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:44,791 SORRY. HOW ARE YOU HERE? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET 301 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:51,664 THIS I HAVE BEEN TRACKING YOU HELLO 302 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,634 HI. I'M TIPPER THIS IS MY HOME. 303 00:23:54,634 --> 00:24:03,543 ARE YOU THE EX-BOYFRIEND YES I AM JOHN, ABBY'S HETEROSEXUAL 304 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:11,685 EX-BOYFRIEND, AND I HAVE COME TO GET HER BACK. I SEE 305 00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:19,059 WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE COMING. BUT, SINCE YOU ARE HERE, ENJOY 306 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:25,665 THANK YOU SO MUCH OKAY, I NAILED THAT, AND SHE IS FABULOUS 307 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:29,069 Jimmy: DAN, I'D LOVE TO PLAY A NEW GAME WITH YOU. WOULD YOU MIND STICKING AROUND 308 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,571 HELL, YES Jimmy: MORE DAN LEVY AFTER THE BREAK. 309 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:52,359 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! * * 310 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,894 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HERE WITH DAN LEVY AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A NEW GAME 311 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,997 WE ARE HERE WITH DAN LEVY AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED "BEST, WORST, FIRST." 312 00:24:59,733 --> 00:25:04,170 * BEST, WORST, FIRST * Jimmy: NOW HERE IS HOW IT 313 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,439 WORKS. I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON HERE, WHICH ACTIVATES A RANDOM TOPIC 314 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:09,542 GENERATOR. IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT LIKE "BEST PICK UP LINE YOU 315 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:14,047 HAVE EVER USED" OR "WORST LIE YOU EVER HAVE TOLD." WHATEVER IT LANDS ON YOU HAVE 316 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:18,818 TO TELL THE FIRST STORY OR MEMORY THAT COMES TO OUR MINDS ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 317 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:23,523 OKAY. YEAH, I'M READY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 318 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:29,396 FIRST UP IS "BEST. [ BEEPING BEST LATE NIGHT SNACK. 319 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:32,699 ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT ONE. DAN, WHAT IS YOURS OKAY. 320 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:37,504 I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN DOING -- I CAN ONLY DO A SAVORY AND A A SWEET TOGETHER 321 00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:39,272 SO I HAVE BEEN DOING GUMMIES THAT I PUT IN THE REFRIGERATOR, BECAUSE I LIKE THEM COLD AND 322 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:47,681 CHEWY. Jimmy: WOW. AND THEN I DO A POPCORN 323 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,617 AND RECENTLY MY FRIEND GOT ME ON TO NUTRITIONAL YEAST. SO I HAVE BEEN DOING A 324 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,086 A NUTRITIONAL YEAST POPCORN. AND I WAS EATING MY GUMMIES AND POPCORN AND IT WAS KIND OF -- I 325 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,788 WOULD IMAGINE LIT ONLY BY THE REFRIGERATOR, LOOKED LIKE A REALLY INTENSE LATE NIGHT 326 00:25:54,788 --> 00:26:06,032 BINGE. AND THEN I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WAS SOMEONE JUST 327 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:08,668 REALLY CONCERNED, STARING BACK AT ME FROM THE APARTMENT JUST ACROSS THE WAY SO -- 328 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,404 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO LATE 329 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,039 NIGHT SNACK, MAYBE LOWER THE BLINDS UNLESS YOU WANT TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE OR IN HER 330 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:20,347 CASE, I THINK SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE "POOR THING." Jimmy: MY LATE NIGHT SNACK 331 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:26,052 IS -- WHAT I DO IS, IF I EVER GET PIZZA --ORDER PIZZA, I ORDER TWO PIES 332 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:30,090 THE SECOND PIE I TAKE OUT INDIVIDUAL SLICES, PUT THEM IN ZIPLOC BAGS AND FREEZE THEM. 333 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:34,394 AND THEN WHEN I FEEL LIKE A LATE NIGHT SNACK I THROW IT IN THE TOASTER OVEN AND I KNOW 334 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:39,599 HOW TO ZHUZH IT UP PERFECT AND IT TASTES LIKE A FRESH SLICE HOT TIPS. 335 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:43,403 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO HOT TIPS [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:46,072 OKAY, HERE WE GO NEXT ROUND, IT'S TIME FOR THE "WORST." 337 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:52,278 HERE WE GO WORST. [ BEEPING 338 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:57,851 OKAY "WORST FEAR. DAMN 339 00:26:57,851 --> 00:26:59,919 UM, I'LL JUST -- I HAVE NO SHAME ABOUT THIS MY WORST FEAR IS MOTHS AND 340 00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:03,757 BUTTERFLIES. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT 341 00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:07,260 WHICH IS A STRANGE -- IT'S A STRANGE FEAR TO HAVE. Jimmy: THAT'S THE WORST FEAR 342 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,362 OF ALL OF THE FEARS? LISTEN, I AM OWNING IT. THEY HAVE POWDERY, VERY WEIRD 343 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:16,102 WINGS AND THEY DON'T FLY IN ANY PARTICULAR DIRECTION AND THAT -- YEAH, IT'S THAT. 344 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:21,908 IT'S THE FRANTIC KIND OF FLAPPING Jimmy: YES, IT IS THE 345 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,743 FLAPPING INEVITABLY I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO END UP IN MY MOUTH. 346 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,146 I CAN'T RATIONALIZE THIS FEAR, JIMMY. Jimmy: WOW. 347 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:29,449 ALL I CAN DO IS TO SHARE IT WITH YOU TONIGHT Jimmy: LAST ROUND, IT IS 348 00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:34,454 TIME FOR "FIRST. [ BEEPING "FIRST CONCERT." 349 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:39,259 "FIRST ACTING CREDIT." THAT IS INTERESTING. DAN, FIRST ACTING CREDIT 350 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:48,501 MY FIRST BIG OPPORTUNITY WAS PLAYING A MURDERESS TECH PERSON IN A LIFETIME FILM WHERE I WAS 351 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:53,907 OUT TO MURDER MISCHA BARTON. Jimmy: WHAT AND -- YEAH, AND THE FUN 352 00:27:53,907 --> 00:28:01,781 PLOT TWIST IS THAT WE REALIZED THAT I ACTUALLY HAD ALSO MURDERED HER PARENTS 353 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,483 BUT ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS LIFETIME MOVIE, IF THEY WERE TO ACTUALLY PUT THE PIECES 354 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:05,318 TOGETHER WOULD REALIZE THAT IN TERMS OF THE TIMELINE OF THIS CHARACTER'S LIFE, I HAD TO HAVE 355 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:15,028 MURDERED HER PARENTS WHEN I WAS ABOUT 10 1/2 YEARS OLD [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,797 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. SO I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT THIS MOVIE IS A MASTERPIECE OR 357 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,466 ANYTHING, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING THAT SHAPED MY CAREER IN REALLY PIVOTAL AND 358 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:27,307 FUNDAMENTAL WAYS Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE GET BLUMHOUSE ON THIS AND REMAKE 359 00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:32,412 THIS INTO A GIANT FEATURE FILM I'M INTO IT. IT WOULD BE A TOUGH PITCH 360 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,314 Jimmy: "FIRST ACTING CREDIT" WEIRDLY BECAUSE TONIGHT WE ALSO HAVE THE GREAT MICHAEL J. FOX 361 00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:39,185 ON THE SHOW. HIS SHOW, "SPIN CITY." CANADIAN LEGEND 362 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:43,323 Jimmy: HE IS A CANADIAN LEGEND "SPIN CITY." 363 00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:47,827 I WAS ON AN EPISODE OF "SPIN CITY." I AUDITIONED IN NEW YORK CITY. 364 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:52,966 I PLAYED A PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK A POLAROID PICTURE. I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THE 365 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,801 AUDITION, I WENT IN AND I HAD THIS WEIRD JACKET THAT I GOT AT A STORE CALLED STRUCTURE THAT 366 00:28:54,801 --> 00:29:02,676 DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT 367 00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:07,747 OO, OKAY. Jimmy: I HAVE THIS JACKET ON AND THIS SWEATER AND I WENT IN 368 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,449 AND I GOT TO THE AUDITION. I GO, "OH MY GOSH. I GO, "WHEN DO I GO IN FOR 369 00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:12,719 WARDROBE OR WHO DO I MEET? THEY GO, "JUST WEAR EXACTLY WHAT YOU WORE IN THE AUDITION. 370 00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:16,022 [ LAUGHTER ] DUDE, I'M GOING TO FIND THAT MOVIE AND WE HAVE TO TALK MORE 371 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,425 ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU COME BACK. PLEASE DON'T. Jimmy: I AM PSYCHED ABOUT 372 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,927 YOUR NEW MOVIE, "HAPPIEST SEASON." IS AVAILABLE ON HULU 373 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,763 "HAPPIEST SEASON. Jimmy: NOVEMBER 25th. DAN LEVY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 374 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,066 BEING HERE [ CLAPPING ] THANK 375 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:28,702 Jimmy: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 376 00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:49,923 * Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER AND 377 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:54,361 A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR HIS LATEST BOOK "NO TIME LIKE 378 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:59,065 THE FUTURE, AN OPTIMIST CONSIDERS MORTALITY," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 379 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:03,803 IT IS A MUST-HAVE. HERE IS MICHAEL J. FOX YEAH 380 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,107 MICHAEL J. FOX, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DO THIS, BUDDY. 381 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:12,112 YOU LOOK GREAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BOOK. BUT FIRST, HOW ARE TRACY AND 382 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:16,149 THE KIDS THEY'RE GREAT THEY'RE GREAT. 383 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,485 Jimmy: THEY ARE DOING GOOD? YEAH. THEY ARE ALL ADULTS NOW, SO 384 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:24,991 THEY ARE COMING BACK FOR THANKSGIVING WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE VIRTUAL 385 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:28,995 THANKSGIVING WE'RE GOING TO HAVE REAL THANKSGIVING WE CAN'T HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY 386 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:31,698 BUT IT WILL BE GREAT Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I ALWAYS KICK MYSELF BECAUSE ISN'T THE 387 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:39,005 LAST TIME I SAW YOUR GIRLS, I WAS LIKE, HEY, IF THEY WANT TO BABYSIT OR ANYTHING. 388 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:42,942 I GOT LITTLE KIDS. AND YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 389 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:47,414 LIKE, THEY ARE ADULTS. THEY HAVE JOBS I GO, BUT I'M SUCH A -- I AM A 390 00:30:47,414 --> 00:30:49,082 A DAD NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 391 00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:53,019 BUT ANYWAY, BEST TO THEM BEST TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, PLEASE, FOR ME 392 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:56,289 YOU HAD SUCH A LEGENDARY CAREER HARD TO BELIEVE AFTER I AM 393 00:30:56,289 --> 00:31:00,060 READING THESE THINGS, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING FOR OVER 40 YEARS 394 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,861 THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH WRITTEN ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT SOMETIMES IT IS HARD TO TELL 395 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:07,667 WHAT IS FACT FROM FICTION. SO I THOUGHT WE COULD GO OVER A FEW MYTHS THAT ARE OUT THERE 396 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:10,937 ABOUT YOU AND FIND OUT IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRUE. IS THAT OKAY 397 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:15,842 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD I THINK I KNOW ONE OF THESE. 398 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:18,912 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE FIRST ONE, YOU ONCE WATCHED BACK TO THE FUTURE WHILE 399 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:22,315 SITTING NEXT TO PRINCESS DIANA IS THAT TRUE YEAH. 400 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:27,987 IT IS TRUE THE WORLD PREMIER IN LONDON. SHE WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME 401 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,990 THE LIGHTS GO DOWN THE MOVIE STARTS I REALIZE I AM ONE YAWN AND -- 402 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:36,396 FAKE YAWN AND ARM STRETCH AWAY FROM BEING ON A DATE WITH HER. WHICH IS HILARIOUS 403 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:39,899 Jimmy: OH, COME ON. YOU WERE NOT, COME ON. BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENED WAS 404 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:43,003 THE MOVIE STARTED AND ALSO I HAD TO GO PEE. SO FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE, 405 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,338 I'M SITTING THERE LIKE DYING I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER AND I CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM HER 406 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:51,711 BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN MY BACK ON HER. SO IT WAS JUST AGONY 407 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:57,183 IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE BUT IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE. 408 00:31:57,183 --> 00:32:00,353 Jimmy: DID SHE LIKE THE MOVIE? DID SHE LAUGH? 409 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:03,390 DID SHE CLAP SHE SEEMED TO LAUGH A COUPLE OF TIMES 410 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:08,528 SHE WASN'T BOOING IT Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE 411 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:10,964 GOING TO BE SITTING NEXT TO HER? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE 412 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:15,769 THE MOVIE STARTED. THE SEAT NEXT TO ME WAS EMPTY. WE WERE ALL STANDING BECAUSE 413 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:20,240 THE ROYALS WERE COMING SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THAT SEAT TO HER OR CHARLES. 414 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,410 I DON'T THINK CHARLES WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME THROUGH THE MOVIE. 415 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:27,447 SHE WAS GREAT. SHE WAS SWEET. Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL, MAN 416 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:31,084 I LOVE HEARING THOSE STORIES THE NEXT ONE, HERE, I THINK I KNOW THIS ONE. 417 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:35,221 YOUR MIDDLE NAME DOES NOT ACTUALLY BEGIN WITH A "J." I THINK I KNOW FOR A FACT 418 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:40,160 BECAUSE MY SISTER WAS AN UBER FAN OF YOURS I THINK YOUR MIDDLE NAME 419 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,097 ACTUALLY BEGINS WITH AN "A" IF I AM RIGHT YES 420 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:50,503 ANDREW FOX I CAME FROM CANADA AND MICHAEL A. FOX 421 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:54,474 Jimmy: MICHAEL, EH? FOX, EH? MICHAEL A FOX, EH 422 00:32:54,474 --> 00:33:02,649 YOU HOSER. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YEAH. 423 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,786 CHANGED IT TO MICHAEL J. THE ACTOR MICHAEL J. POLLARD WHO WAS IN BONNIE AND CLYDE. 424 00:33:06,786 --> 00:33:15,428 THAT WAS COOL. BRILLIANT. I NAMED IT AFTER HIM 425 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:20,467 Jimmy: DID YOU EVER THINK OF PUTTING A NAME TO THE LETTER J YEAH. 426 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:30,777 JENIUS Jimmy: GENIUS WITH A J. HE ACTUALLY IS MICHAEL A FOX 427 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:38,952 BECAUSE HE IS A FOX. HE IS SO FOXY. THAT IS HOW I REMEMBER THAT. 428 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:43,656 SPEAKING OF FOXY, LOOK AT FOXY OVER HERE. LOOK AT THIS 429 00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:48,561 LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT GUY COME ON. 430 00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:53,466 HE IS FOXY AND HE IS ALSO GOT A LOT OF THOUGHTS. HE HAS GOT A LOT OF THOUGHTS 431 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,102 JUST TAKE IT IN THERE IS A LOT OF THINKING GOING ON 432 00:33:56,102 --> 00:34:08,448 IT'S MAGIC YOU KNOW THE BOOK HAS SO MANY STORIES 433 00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:10,116 BUT ALSO IT TALKS ABOUT THE MICHAEL J. FOX FOUNDATION AND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR 434 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:18,191 PARKINSON'S RESEARCH I HAVE TO SAY, OVER $1 BILLION YOU HAVE RAISED. 435 00:34:18,191 --> 00:34:29,536 YEAH. IT HAS BEEN AMAZING. IT IS A CREDIT TO ALL OF US. 436 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:33,073 THE PATIENCE AND THE FAMILIES AND THE RESEARCHERS AND THE STAFF. 437 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:46,486 20 YEARS IS GREAT. WE PUT THAT MUCH TIME IN IT. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 438 00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:52,625 LET'S DO IT UNTIL YOU ARE OUT OF BUSINESS. I LOVE IT, MAN 439 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,562 I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT HAD I NOT MET YOUR FAMILY. 440 00:34:55,562 --> 00:35:00,934 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY BUDDY. I LOVE YOU 441 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:06,706 I GOT A SHOUT OUT IN THE BOOK. TALKING ABOUT OUR GOLF ADVENTURES 442 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:16,783 I AM ON A LIST OF GREAT NAMES. YOU CALL ME A SEASONED PLAYER. SEASONED AND A LITTLE SALTY 443 00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:20,053 YOU HIT A SHOT ONE DAY OUT THERE, 5:00 IN THE MORNING IT WAS SO EARLY. 444 00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:27,927 YOU HIT A SHOT OUT OF THE BUNKER IT WAS AN AMAZING SHOT 445 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:30,330 I BELIEVE YOU PUT A PICTURE OF IT AND YOU CARRY IT AND SHOW IT ALL THE TIME 446 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:34,701 Jimmy: I DO REMEMBER THAT SHOT IT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE ME 447 00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:39,939 I DO REMEMBER, I CHIPPED IT OUT OF THERE A ROAR WENT UP. 448 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:46,713 EVERYONE WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING. Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUN, MAN 449 00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:50,784 WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN YEAH. Jimmy: I LOVE YOU 450 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,887 CONGRATS ON THE BOOK PLEASE GIVE MY BEST TO THE FAMILY AND COME BACK WHENEVER 451 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:57,557 YOU WANT HIS BOOK "NO TIME LIKE THE FUTURE,ON OPTIMIST CONSIDERS 452 00:35:57,557 --> 00:36:03,163 MORTALITY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE BY JULIA 453 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:22,382 MICHAELS WE WILL RIGHT BE BACK EVERYBODY Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW 454 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:27,721 SINGLE, "LIE LIKE THIS" IS JULIA MICHAELS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:36,496 * * HE SAYS I'M PRETT UPSIDE DOW 456 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:43,269 PRETTY RIGHT SIDE UP T TURN ME HALF WAY ROUND * * HE SAYS I'M 457 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:48,942 EMOTIONALLY SOUN EMOTIONALLY STUCK TO NOW I'M ALL TURNED AROUND * 458 00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:57,917 * YEAH HE SAYS I' DAYDREAMING ABOUT LEAVIN FOR NO REASO 459 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:05,458 WELL I GOT HAY FEVER * * FROM MY FEELING YET I DON' 460 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:10,697 HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOSE * * I'M SPILLING OVER 461 00:37:10,697 --> 00:37:16,469 TRYING NOT TO UNFOLD I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW * 462 00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:21,408 * THE TRUTH I I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI 463 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:25,779 HELD ONTO HORSES BUT * * I'M LETTING THEM GO WE'RE RIGHT ON COURS 464 00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:32,218 AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU * * BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNO 465 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:38,258 THE TRUTH IS I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THIS * 466 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,860 * YEAH LIE LIKE THI LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THI 467 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:46,866 LIE LIKE * * CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER W LIE LIKE THI 468 00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:52,238 LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THIS * * LIE LIKE CAN'T RESIST 469 00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:56,710 HE SAYS I'M KIND TOO UP FRONT WHEN I'M DRIVING * 470 00:37:56,710 --> 00:38:02,382 * FROM THE BACKSEAT SO LEAD ME WHERE YOU WAN YEAH HE SAYS I'M A LITTL 471 00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:05,785 TOO HARD TO HANDLE * * A LITTLE TO TOUGH TO GET T 472 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:11,124 BUT BEAUTIFUL ONCE YOU BREAKTHROUGH * * YEAH HE SAYS I' 473 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:20,433 DAYDREAMING ABOUT LEAVIN FOR NO REASO WELL I GOT HAY FEVER * 474 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:26,539 * FROM MY FEELING YET I DON' HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE 475 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:32,112 YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOSE * * I'M SPILLING OVER TRYING NOT TO UNFOLD 476 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:36,816 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW * * THE TRUTH I 477 00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:42,088 I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI HELD ONTO HORSES * 478 00:38:42,088 --> 00:38:47,894 * BUT I'M LETTING THEM GO WE'RE RIGHT ON COURS AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO 479 00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:52,465 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU * * BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNO THE TRUTH IS 480 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:58,805 I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THIS * * YEAH LIE LIKE THI 481 00:38:58,805 --> 00:39:01,641 LIE LIKE LIE LIKE THI LIE LI 482 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:07,247 CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE * * LIE LIKE THIS LIE LIKE 483 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:10,417 LIE LIKE THI LIE LIKE * * CAN'T RESIS 484 00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:17,390 HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDE YOU KEEP PULLING ME CLOS I'M SPILLING OVER * 485 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:23,630 * TRYING NOT TO UNFOL I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW 486 00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:28,435 THE TRUTH IS * * I CAN'T RESIS WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI 487 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:33,239 HELD ONTO HORSES BUT I'M LETTING THEM GO * * WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE 488 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:39,479 AND NEVER STOP OR GO SLO I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU BUT I'M LETTING YOU KNOW * 489 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:44,284 * THE TRUTH I I CAN'T RESIST WHENEVER WE LIE LIKE THI 490 00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:48,054 YEAH YEAH LIE LIKE THIS * * LIE LIK LIE LIKE THI 491 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:53,259 LIE LIKE CAN'T RESIST IT * * WHENEVER WE 492 00:39:53,259 --> 00:40:01,234 HEY LIE LIKE THI YEAH LIE LIKE THIS OH CAN'T RESIST * 493 00:40:01,234 --> 00:40:04,504 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JULIA MICHAELS 494 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:22,622 MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY! * 495 00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:26,026 Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" P'JIMMY JAMMY- JAM 496 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:29,062 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 497 00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:32,665 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!