1 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,358 Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK 2 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:29,729 CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 3 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,931 GUESTS SARAH PAULSON HENRY GOLDING, MUSICAL GUEST CAR SEAT 4 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:37,904 HEADREST AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:40,073 AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:51,251 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:57,857 HI THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW. 8 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,760 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. PLEASE 9 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,929 THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO STUDIO 6A IN NEW YORK CITY 10 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:06,566 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:16,843 [ CHEERS ] LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES. 12 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:20,747 WELL, GUYS EALIER TODAY, RUDY GULIANI HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE 13 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,751 [ LAUGHTER ] HE HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT THE ELECTION, AND LET'S 14 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,654 JUST SAY IN THE HISTORY OF INSANE RUDY PRESS CONFERENCES, THIS COULD BE HIS MASTERPIECE. 15 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:32,759 HERE ARE SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS 16 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:41,634 GOOD AFTERNOON. DID YOU ALL WATCH "MY COUSIN VINNY" 17 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:47,774 "HOW MANY FINGERS DO I GOT UP? AND SHE SAYS, "THREE." THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MICKEY 18 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,743 MOUSE. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DEAD PERSON 19 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,680 OH, MR. GIULIANI, YOU ALREADY VOTED. I DID? 20 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,648 I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING. NO, I DIDN'T YES, YOU DID 21 00:01:55,648 --> 00:02:01,421 NO, I DIDN'T YES, YOU DID ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES 22 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,257 UNLESS YOU'RE STUNAD THAT'S AN ITALIAN EXPRESSION FOR STUPID 23 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:08,862 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT WENT ON FOR 40 MINUTES. 24 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,597 I THINK OUR VOTING SYSTEM IS FINE I THINK IT'S RUDY THAT'S 25 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:16,069 BROKEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I REALLY DO. 26 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:21,541 I'VE SEEN PEOPLE MAKE MORE SENSE AFTER POUNDING A CASE OF FOUR LOKO. 27 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,209 THAT STARTED AS AN UPDATE ON THE ELECTION LAWSUITS AND TURNED INTO EVERY BAD IMPROV 28 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:28,314 SHOW I'VE EVER BEEN TO LIKE, "OH, OKAY, SOMEBODY CALL OUT A CASE OF FRAUD, A MOVIE 29 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:34,320 AND A CARTOON CHARACTER. BY THE END, EVEN RUDY FORGOT WHY HE WAS THERE 30 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,956 HE WAS LIKE, "AND THAT'S WHY I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF THE GREATEST CITY -- WAIT, WHAT? 31 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:40,260 WHAT AM I DOING? WHILE HE WAS TALKING, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE NOTICING HOW SWEATY 32 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:46,132 RUDY LOOKED. CHECK IT OUT YEAH 33 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,967 WOW, NOTHING SCREAMS "CONFIDENT LAWYER" LIKE A GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE DRIPPING IN 34 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:53,473 SWEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] LATER IN THE DAY, RUDY APPEARED 35 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:58,378 BEFORE A FEDERAL JUDGE AND A A GLAND SPECIALIST [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:03,183 HE'S SWEATING LIKE BORAT JUST WALKED IN THE ROOM BUT THIS IS GOOD 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,884 RUDY DRIED HIMSELF OFF BY STANDING IN FRONT OF A LEAF BLOWER FROM FOUR SEASONS TOTAL 38 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:13,126 LANDSCAPING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOSH, HE WAS REALLY SWEATING, 39 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:17,931 BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE AND GUYS, I'M NOT JOKING -- THIS ISN'T MADE UP 40 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,133 WE DIDN'T WRITE THIS IN. WE DIDN'T PUT THIS -- IT'S NOT -- THIS IS REAL. 41 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:25,271 AT ONE POINT, RUDY'S HAIR DYE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:30,944 ACTUALLY STARTED DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE THIS IS REAL 43 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,545 WE DIDN'T DO THIS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 44 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,517 WE'RE FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT WE KEEP READING. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:41,087 PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN. -- THAT COME FROM OTHER PEOPLE, 46 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:47,560 AMERICAN CITIZENS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: UGH. 47 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,598 IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A PHOTO JUST SO YOU CAN SEE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 48 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:57,737 GOSH, WHAT DOES HE USE FOR HAIR DYE, HERSHEY'S SYRUP [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:01,041 WHEN RUDY WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, HIS PILLOW MUST LOOK LIKE A RORSCHACH TEST. 50 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:06,579 [ LAUGHTER ] MY DAD NEVER CAME TO MY BASEBALL GAMES 51 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,215 LATER THEY HAD TO CLEAN RUDY OFF LIKE A SEAGULL IN THOSE COMMERCIALS FOR DAWN DISH SOAP 52 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:16,056 [ LAUGHTER ] HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRING OUT A 53 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,557 A RAG AT JIFFY LUBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RUDY LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRINTER 54 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:25,932 AFTER YOU PUT THE WRONG INK CARTRIDGE IN I THINK RUDY'S IN TROUBLE. 55 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:31,504 BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT TRUMP IT'S THAT HE HATES LEAKERS. 56 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,473 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CYBAL CRASH OH, YOU LIKED THE OTHER JOKES. 57 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,075 COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE STOPPED PEOPLE FROM SEEING 58 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,545 THAT, BY THE WAY A MASK YOU LEARN A LITTLE BIT HERE 59 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:47,754 TONIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS A LITTLE -- THAT WAS 60 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:51,191 A LITTLE "THE MORE YOU KNOW" TYPE JOKE THERE. YEAH 61 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:55,795 NOT NECESSARILY ALL JOKES ARE FUNNY, BUT SOME ARE, YOU KNOW, LESSONS. 62 00:04:55,795 --> 00:05:01,368 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST HERE TO GIVE YOU SOME LESSONS. 63 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,871 THAT'S ALL I'M HERE FOR. IT'S NOT ALL BAD FOR RUDY. HE JUST LANDED A HAIR DYE 64 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:11,845 ENDORSEMENT FROM "JUST FOR UNHINGED MEN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 65 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,646 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT STORY CAN FOLLOW THAT ONE, SO LET'S JUST GO WITH SOMETHING WE CAN 66 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:17,283 ALL AGREE IS ADORABLE. WATCH THIS 67 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,720 HERE AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN NEW YORK, WORKERS FOUND A A SAW-WHET OWL TUCKED INSIDE 68 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,191 THE ICONIC CHRISTMAS TREE BROUGHT DOWN TO THE CITY FROM UPSTATE. 69 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:32,632 THE BIRD IS NOW BEING CARED FOR AT A WILDLIFE CENTER WHICH DECIDED TO NAME IT ROCKEFELLER 70 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,467 Jimmy: THAT POOR OWL MUST HAVE WOKEN UP LIKE ANYONE WHO'S PASSED OUT IN THE BACK OF AN 71 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,971 UBER [ LAUGHTER ] "WHERE DID YOU TAKE ME 72 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:43,443 I LIVE FOUR BLOCKS FROM THE BAR. EVERYONE LOVES THAT TINY OWL 73 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,178 IN FACT, HE'S SO POPULAR, IN FACT HE'S NOW HOSTING THE FIFTH HOUR OF THE "TODAY" SHOW 74 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:49,683 ISNT' THAT AWESOME LOOK AT HIM. [ APPLAUSE ] 75 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,085 THERE HE IS. ROCKY. SERIOUSLY, THIS OWL IS SO 76 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,820 FAMOUS HE ALREADY HAS A BOOK DEAL AND A CLOTHING LINE WITH LENNY KRAVITZ. 77 00:05:53,820 --> 00:06:00,927 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE OWL IS DOING WELL. HE WAS SAFELY REMOVED AND SENT 78 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:08,034 TO LIVE IN THE SAME WILDLIFE CENTER AS RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,236 IT SHOWS YOU HOW MUCH WE'RE SICK OF TALKING TO POLITICS. LESTER HOLT IS REPORTING A 80 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:16,343 A STORY ABOUT A BIRD IN A TREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, SPEAKING OF CUTIES HERE 81 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:22,615 AT 30 ROCK, MSNBC'S STEVE KORNACKI WAS JUST NAMED ONE OF "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S 82 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:33,493 SEXIEST MEN OF 2020. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP. 83 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:38,965 KORNACKI KNEW HE'D WON AFTER A A BIG VOTE DUMP OUT OF BUCKS COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA 84 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,867 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NATURALLY WHEN HE SAW THE FINAL LIST, TRUMP CALL IT FRAUD AND 85 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:45,872 DEMANDED A RECOUNT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON IF YOU'RE A 86 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,108 A "CHARLIE BROWN" FAN. WATCH THIS 87 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,846 THE "CHARLIE BROWN" HOLIDAY SPECIAL WILL AIR ON FREE TV AFTER ALL. 88 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,614 LAST MONTH APPLE TV BECAME THE NEW HOME TO SNOOPY AND THE GANG, BUT AFTER PUBLIC OUTCRY, 89 00:06:54,614 --> 00:07:01,821 APPLE IS TEAMING UP WITH PBS TO AIR THE HOLIDAY SPECIALS Jimmy: YEAH 90 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN THEY HEARD THAT THE PEANUTS GANG CELEBRATED BY 91 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,027 DOING THE DANCE WHERE THEY ONLY MOVE THE LOWER HALF OF THEIR BODIES 92 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:15,368 * MEANWHILE, NOT EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT PEANUTS AIRING ON 93 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,038 PBS. TODAY CHARLIE BROWN GOT A TEXT FROM DANIEL TIGER THAT SAID, 94 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:26,413 "FIND YOUR OWN TURF, YOU BALD BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:32,218 HEY, THIS IS INTERESTING I SAW THAT OUR GOOD FRIEND MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY SAID THAT 96 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:36,690 HE HASN'T RULED OUT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. YOU KNOW, AFTER WHAT WE HAVE 97 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:41,294 BEEN THROUGH THE LAST FOUR YEARS HE OBVIOUSLY SEEMS OVERQUALIFIED. 98 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,897 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'D DO IN TEXAS, BUT HE COULD PROBABLY WIN COLORADO TOMORROW. 99 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:50,670 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE IT COMES. GET READY. 100 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,439 SOME PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED HE MIGHT BE TOO LIBERAL, BUT McCONAUGHEY ASSURES EVERYONE 101 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:56,376 THAT HE'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,445 * I HAD TO DO IT I HAD TO DO IT 103 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,647 IT WAS THERE THEY SET IT UP NO, THEY -- IT'S ON THE TEE, 104 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:06,319 THEY GAVE ME A CLUB. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST -- I HAD TO DO IT 105 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,154 IT WAS TEED UP WELL, GUYS, A LOT OF PEOPLE FOLLOW THE NEWS BY CHECKING OUT 106 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:14,294 WHAT'S TRENDING ON TWITTER AND SOMETIMES JUST SEEING A HASHTAG DOESN'T TELL THE 107 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,029 WHOLE STORY, SO TO QUICKLY CATCH YOU UP ON THE WEEK, WE'VE DECIDED TO TAKE A LOOK AT 108 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:23,036 WHAT'S TRENDING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 109 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,106 FIRST UP, "UNDER THE TABLE" WAS TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE 110 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,907 THAT'S HOW SENATE REPUBLICANS ARE REACHING OUT TO BIDEN, BUT UNDER THE TABLE IS ACTUALLY 111 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:34,180 TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S WHERE ERIC AND DON, JR. EAT THANKSGIVING DINNER. 112 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,551 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS" WAS TRENDING 113 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,353 YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF POSSIBLE LIFE ON THE MOON, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE 114 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:50,463 IT'S HOW ADAM SILVER BEGAN THE NBA DRAFT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:55,835 UP NEXT, "STAY IN YOUR LANE, GIRL" WAS TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF 116 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,704 GOSSIP ABOUT "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK," BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S WHAT BABY 117 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,508 YODA SAID WHEN HE SAW BABY OWL [ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, "OIL LEAK" WAS 118 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:06,546 TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF AN OIL SPILL IN THE INDIAN 119 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:10,250 OCEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE OF RUDY GIULIANI'S PRESS 120 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,688 CONFERENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "FU GOODBYE" WAS 121 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:18,158 TRENDING YOU MAY THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE SONG JUST HIT THE BILLBOARD HOT 122 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,793 100, BUT "FU GOODBYE" IS ACTUALLY TRENDING BECAUSE IT'S THE FIST DRAFT OF TRUMP'S 123 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:26,032 CONCESSION SPEECH. [ APPLAUSE ] SEE? 124 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,567 VERY CONFUSING SO WE HELP YOU OUT. FINALLY, A MAN WHO MAKES 125 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:33,440 COFFINS WAS AT HIS HOUSE WHEN A METEORITE CRASHED THROUGH THE ROOF 126 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:39,212 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT METEORITE WAS RARE AND HE JUST SOLD IT FOR OVER $1 MILLION. 127 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,415 THE GUY WAS LIKE, "I'M ALREADY A COFFIN MAKER I DIDN'T THINK MY LIFE COULD 128 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:47,187 GET ANY BETTER AND THEN THIS HAPPENED." YEAH, IT FELL THROUGH HIS ROOF, 129 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,622 AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADY TAKING ADVANTAGE. THE CONTRACTOR WAS LIKE, "TO 130 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:57,464 FIX THIS HOLE, THAT'S GOING TO BE 800 GRAND." [ APPLAUSE ] 131 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,165 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 132 00:09:59,165 --> 00:09:59,199 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 133 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,968 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 134 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:12,579 * Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, ROOTS 135 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,214 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER NEW FILM "RUN" PREMIERES 136 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:21,755 TOMORROW ON HULU SARAH PAULSON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:25,125 SHE IS SO FUN. WE'LL BE DOING SOME IMPRESSIONS WITH HER LATER ON IN THE SHOW. 138 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,295 PLUS, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "MONSOON," HENRY GOLDING IS DROPPING BY. 139 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MONSOON." AND HENRY IS GOING TO GIVE US 140 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,634 A SNEAK PEEK OF THE NEW SNAKE EYES," THE G.I. JOE ORIGIN STORY. 141 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,605 "SNAKE EYES. OH, YEAH THAT NO ONE'S SEEN BEFORE, BUT 142 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,541 YEAH WE'RE GOING TO SEE IT TONIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 143 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,176 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM CAR SEAT HEADREST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,844 GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 145 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:44,878 SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 146 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,088 * * HASHTAG 147 00:10:55,088 --> 00:11:01,327 HASHTAGS * * Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING 148 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,930 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 149 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:07,067 THANKSGIVING IS JUST A WEEK AWAY, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A A DIFFERENT ONE THIS YEAR SO I 150 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,471 SENT OUT A HASHTAG CALLED #NEWTHANKSGIVINGTRADITIONS, WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET 151 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,139 A THANKSGIVING TRADITION UPDATED FOR 2020 FOR INSTANCE, I TWEETED, "THE 152 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:21,648 TURKEY NOW PARDONS THE PRESIDENT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,283 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 154 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:28,088 WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. 155 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,856 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE #NEWTHANKSGIVINGTRADITIONS 156 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:34,427 RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @RONAPIRHANA 157 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,396 SHE SAYS, "EXPERIENCING SUDDEN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WHEN RELATIVES START ASKING ABOUT MY 158 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:44,170 LOVE LIFE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU DATING ANYONE? 159 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,440 THIS ONE IS FROM @SEVENISSEVEN SHE SAYS, "WEARING YOUR DRESSY SWEATPANTS." 160 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,511 OH, THAT'S NICE. [ APPLAUSE ] BREAK OUT THE GOOD ONES FOR 161 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:56,416 THANKSGIVING THIS ONE'S FROM @CURIOUSLIFTER HE SAYS, "SCREAMING AT THE 162 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:04,391 SCALE, 'STOP THE COUNT!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS SCALE IS COMPLETELY 163 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:10,764 RIGGED THIS ONE'S FROM @ROBMKIAS. HE SAYS SNEAKING INTO OTHER 164 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:15,969 FAMILY ZOOM CALLS AND ACTING OFFENDED THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS ME 165 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:20,306 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M ROB, YOUR SECOND COUSIN USED TO PLAY NINTENDO ALL THE 166 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:27,147 TIME." THIS ONE'S FROM @BRENTFOE4242. HE SAYS, "I WEAR A MASK SO I 167 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:32,385 CAN HIDE MY REACTION TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW PUTTING RAISINS IN THE STUFFING! 168 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:37,090 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RAISINS IN THE STUFFING. 169 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:48,335 ABSOLUTELY NOT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RAISINS GO IN. 170 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,203 THAT'S A THING? Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 171 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,605 Questlove: OF RAISINS Jimmy: NO, THEY JUST WANT TO PUT THEIR OWN THUMBPRINT ON 172 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:58,611 SOMETHING. THEY JUST CAN'T HAVE STUFFING. Questlove: YEAH 173 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,247 Jimmy: THEY GO, "OH, MINE'S DIFFERENT. MINE'S GOT ICE CREAM IN IT 174 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:11,057 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @JAYISNERVOUS HE SAYS, "TACO THURSDAY! 175 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,593 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GOOD THANKSGIVING TRADITION. 176 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:17,097 THERE YOU GO 2020 THIS ONE FROM @MATTHEWBAPST. 177 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,966 HE SAYS, "INVITE THE IN-LAWS OVER TO THANKSGIVING DINNER. THEY CAN SIT OUTSIDE ON THE 178 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,236 FRONT PORCH WHILE WE WATCH THEM EAT FROM THE RING DOORBELL VIDEO STREAM 179 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:27,374 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CURRENTLY TESTING WHETHER A TURKEY LEG FITS OUT OF A MAIL 180 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:31,978 SLOT." [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, MATTHEW 181 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:36,349 HE'S BEING SAFE, THOUGH. GOOD FOR HIM THIS ONE'S FROM @JENNERIFIC. 182 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,552 SHE SAYS, "THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE IS NOW JUST DR. FAUCI ON A TRUCK BED 183 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:45,892 WITH A BULL HORN YELLING, 'GO HOME!'" [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM 184 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,328 @RYANBARTHOLOME. HE SAYS, "WE AGREE TO NEVER HAVE HAM THAT LOOKS LIKE COVID 185 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:54,601 AGAIN. LOOK AT THAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 186 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:59,172 THERE YOU GO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I LIKE RYAN. 187 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,840 I THINK HE IS A BIG SUPPORTER OF OUR SHOW. I SEE HIM ON THE TWITTERS ALL 188 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,845 THE TIME THIS LAST ONE IS @IRONASNEEDED SHE SAYS, "EAT ENOUGH TURKEY TO 189 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,349 KEEP ME ASLEEP UNTIL 2021. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 190 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,051 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 191 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,519 FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 192 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:38,144 SARAH PAULSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 193 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,414 Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTOR THAT YOU KNOW FROM HER 194 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:47,654 INCREDIBLE WORK IN "AMERICAN HORROR STORY" AND "AMERICAN CRIME STORY" ANTHOLOGIES 195 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:54,994 HER NEW FILM "RUN" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 196 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,163 HERE IS SARAH PAULSON. THAT'S MY BUD! * KEEP SHINING * 197 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,868 * KNOWING YOU * * CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON * Jimmy: FANTASTIC. 198 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:05,805 I LOVED YOUR VERSION I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAID * 199 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,042 I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 200 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,711 BACK TO THE SHOW I WANT THE TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE "RUN." 201 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:18,385 IT LOOKS INTENSE AND AWESOME BUT FIRST, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS 202 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,553 YOU ARE IN PRODUCTION RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE BACK AT WORK FOR 203 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,956 "IMPEACHMENT: AN AMERICAN CRIME STORY. THIS IS YOUR LATEST 204 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,760 COLLABORATION WITH RYAN MURPHY AND YOU'RE PLAYING LINDA TRIPP YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THE OTHER 205 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:32,799 DAY. LOOK AT THIS ARE YOU A CHAMELEON? 206 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:37,303 IT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IT'S THE HARDEST THING I'VE 207 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,907 EVER DONE. THERE'S SOMETHING VERY, VERY HELPFUL ABOUT LOOKING IN A 208 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,176 A MIRROR AND GOING, "WHOA, I DON'T SEE MYSELF AT ALL. Jimmy: WOW. 209 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,712 THERE'S THE NOSE ON THERE THERE ARE TEETH IN THERE THERE -- IT'S A WHOLE PROCESS 210 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:54,454 THAT IS KIND OF OVERWHELMING Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STANDING DIFFERENTLY 211 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,290 I AM. I HAVE A WHOLE -- I'M WORKING WITH A MOVEMENT COACH 'CAUSE I 212 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,460 JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE IN "THE CROWN" WHO ALSO DID THAT, BECAUSE LINDA HAD 213 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,164 A SPECIFIC WAY OF HOLDING HER BODY THAT IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN MINE. 214 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,667 Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST SAW THAT FROM THAT PHOTO. YEAH. 215 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,737 WELL, THEN IT MEANS IT'S GOING TO WORK MAYBE, JIMMY Jimmy: I'M JUST TELLING YOU 216 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,473 ALREADY. IT'S THE BIGGEST SWING -- I HAVE TO TELL YOU IT'S THE 217 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,642 BIGGEST SWING I'VE EVER TAKEN. IT FEELS A LITTLE -- A LITTLE SCARY. 218 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,610 Jimmy: REALLY YEAH. YES, I HAVE A VOICE. 219 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,046 I'M DOING A -- LIKE PEOPLE MIGHT BE LIKE, "OH, GOD, CLICK. 220 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,049 Jimmy: NEVER! LIKE, "BORING, CLICK. Jimmy: NEVOR. 221 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:37,197 N-E-V-O-R. NEVOR. NEVOR 222 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,932 Jimmy: NEVOR. NEVOR EVOR * 223 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,134 NO SARAH, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, BECAUSE I 224 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,304 THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF FUN THERE WAS A MEME GOING AROUND DURING, YOU KNOW, QUARANTINE 225 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,906 CALLED THE 2020 CHALLENGE, WHERE YOU POST A COLLAGE OF PHOTOS OF YOURSELF, ONE MORE 226 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,676 EVERY MONTH STARTING BEFORE THE QUARANTINE, AND THEN DURING IT AND YOU POSTED SOMETHING AND IT 227 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,178 JUST CAPTURED YOUR MOOD DURING ALL THE MONTHS CAN WE SEE JUST WHAT YOU 228 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:58,084 POSTED 'CAUSE THIS -- I JUST -- IT'S EXACTLY SUMMED EVERYTHING UP 229 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:04,090 SEPTEMBER WAS THE ONE I'M LIKE -- IT WAS JUST GOOD SINCE WE'RE MISSING OCTOBER, 230 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:08,361 NOVEMBER, AND DECEMBER, I WAS JUST THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD FINISH YOUR 2020 CHALLENGE LIVE 231 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,731 TONIGHT. OKAY. Jimmy: YEAH 232 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,034 I'M GOING TRY Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE START WITH OCTOBER, 233 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,902 RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT 234 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,171 Jimmy: YUP. WHAT'S THE OCTOBER OKAY, ARE WE READY? 235 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:22,542 Jimmy: YEAH I ONLY RESPOND TO ACTION, SO - 236 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:29,883 Jimmy: AND ACTION OKAY. [ CAMERA CLICK ] 237 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:36,556 Jimmy: SO FUNNY WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 238 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:42,362 ALRIGHT, THAT WAS OCTOBER. OKAY, OKAY. Jimmy: NOW I WANT YOU TO GET 239 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,764 INTO NOVEMBER. INTO CURRENT MOOD. WHAT IS YOUR NOVEMBER MOOD 240 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:49,135 OKAY, READY Jimmy: AND ACTION [ CAMERA CLICK ] 241 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:57,677 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. I JUST LOVE TALKING TO YOU 242 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:02,582 THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. DECEMBER, ANY FORECAST FOR DECEMBER 243 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:06,619 YEAH. I SURE DO HAVE A FORE -- I HAVE A FORECAST. Jimmy: OH, YOU DO 244 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,388 OKAY AND DECEMBER AND ACTION 245 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:15,795 [ CAMERA CLICK ] [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD 246 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,031 THAT'S A GIANT BOTTLE OF BOOZE, THAT LAST ONE. YEAH. 247 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,300 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOSH. CONGRATS ON THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE 248 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,135 AWARD. THAT'S AMAZING THANK YOU 249 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,871 Jimmy: YOU GOT ONE. IT'S ACTUALLY BOOZE. OOH [ BLEEP 250 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:30,243 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT WAS YOUR PUBLICIST. YEAH. 251 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,413 THE TIN MAN IS YOUR PUBLICIST? THAT'S WILD. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS UP TO 252 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,349 SINCE THE MOVIE. BEEN VERY BUSY WITH ME, JIMMY. 253 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,652 Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- I'M HAPPY HE BOOKED YOU ON OUR SHOW. 254 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,722 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE "RUN." IT STARS STREAMING TOMORROW ON 255 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,458 HULU, AND THIS IS JUST FROM THE CLIPS I HAVE SEEN IT'S JUST NONSTOP ANXIETY FROM START TO 256 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:53,767 FINISH, AND YOU ARE, AGAIN -- YOU JUST RIP IT UP IT'S SO MUCH FUN 257 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,803 THERE'S TWIST UPON TWIST UPON TURNS. TURNS 258 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:02,275 WE'RE DRIVING ONE WAY AND THEN IT'S LIKE RRR! Jimmy: ALSO I LOVE THE ACTOR 259 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,345 WHO PLAYS YOUR DAUGHTER. IS IT KIRA SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 260 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,014 HER NAME IS KIRA ALLEN Jimmy: KIRA ALLEN THIS IS HER MOVIE DEBUT, OR 261 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:12,218 HER DEBUTT AS I LIKE TO SAY. Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN 262 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:16,156 70 YEARS THAT THERE HAS BEEN A A MAJOR THRILLER STARRING A WHEELCHAIR USER, AND I 263 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:22,595 THINK -- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN I WAS 19 OR 20 YEARS OLD I CERTAINLY WASN'T STARRING 264 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:28,735 IN A MOVIE AND ABSOLUTELY WIPING THE FLOOR WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WHICH IS MAINLY ME. 265 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,371 SHE GOES TO COLUMBIA SHE STUDIES WRITING, PSYCHOLOGY, NEUROSCIENCE, AND 266 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:38,345 I'M JUST LIKE, "I'M AN ACTRESS THAT'S WHAT I DO IS I ACT. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 267 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,414 "WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE I'M ACTING." Jimmy: NO, YOU GUYS - 268 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:46,119 SHE'S, LIKE, VERY SERIOUS Jimmy: HOW AMAZING. AND VERY TALENTED 269 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,189 I'M SURE WE'LL ALL BE SEEING MUCH MORE FROM HER Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE 270 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,891 FILM AND WHAT IT'S ABOUT YEAH. THIS MOVIE IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL 271 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:56,830 THRILLER ABOUT AN INCREASINGLY SINISTER RELATIONSHIP AND A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, AND TO 272 00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:06,673 ECHO WHAT YOU SAID, IF I SAY MORE THAN THAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY 273 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,641 Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH, AND HONESTLY IT'S JUST -- 274 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,445 IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A "MISERY" VIBE, LITTLE BIT OF A KATHY BATES/JAMES KHAN VIBE. 275 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,314 Jimmy: I FELT THAT. YEAH IS IT TRUE THAT IN THE SCRIPT 276 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:20,820 YOU THAT GOT YOUR CHARACTER DIDN'T HAVE A NAME YEAH, HER NAME WAS MOTHER 277 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,856 RIGHT AWAY I WAS LIKE, "IN I'M IN MOTHER, DAUGHTER." 278 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:26,259 I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED A NAME JUST CALL ME MOTHER. 279 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,529 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO OKAY, I LOVE IT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 280 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,765 HERE'S SARAH PAULSON IN "RUN" ON HULU. TAKE A LOOK. 281 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:31,798 ON HULU. TAKE A LOOK. 282 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:41,107 YES, I AM STILL HERE. SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO 283 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,611 THEN AND YOU'LL LET ME KNOW YEAH, FINE 284 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:58,725 GOOD-BYE HOW LONG WILL IT BE DOWN FOR? 285 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,161 OH, I DON'T KNOW. TOMORROW, NEXT WEEK. THE WINDOW THEY GAVE WAS 'TIL 286 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:08,902 THE END OF THE MONTH HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS ABOUT THE INTERNET 287 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:24,117 Jimmy: SARAH PAULSON. WE ALWAYS DO SOMETHING FUN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW 288 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,852 CAN YOU STICK AROUND FOR A A GAME I WOULD LOVE TO 289 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,488 Jimmy: SARAH PAULSON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK 290 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:47,607 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY/ * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 291 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:51,378 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BESTIE, SARAH PAULSON! 292 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:56,950 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW SARAH, YOU'VE DONE SOME AMAZING 293 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,886 IMPRESSIONS ON THE SHOW BEFORE, AND WITH THAT IN MIND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME 294 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,621 ABOUT TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME CALLED "GUESS THE IMPRESSION." 295 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,127 * 296 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:11,698 * GUESS THE IMPRESSIO GUESS THE IMPRESSION * * 297 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:16,636 Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SO IN FRONT OF EACH OF US IS A A STACK OF CARDS - 298 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:20,907 I'M NERVOUS Jimmy: -- WITH CELEBRITIES' NAMES ON THEM. 299 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:26,479 ON YOUR TURN, YOU DRAW A CARD AND HAVE TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF WHOEVER IS ON THE CARD, TRYING 300 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,815 TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS. AND YOU WANT TO GET THE OTHER 301 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,950 PLAYER TO GUESS AS MANY AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT. 302 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,153 OKAY, BUT FULL DISCLOSURE, THESE DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE OUR ARSENAL OF MAGIC ACTION. 303 00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:38,391 THIS COULD JUST BE WHATEVER HAPPENS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX 304 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,927 Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE NOT - "IN THE BOX, LARRY. SO WHAT'S IN THE BOX." 305 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,962 OKAY Jimmy: WAIT, THAT'S NOT A A FIRST ONE, RIGHT 306 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,365 NO, IT ISN'T. Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. NO, THESE ARE NOT -- I DON'T 307 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,233 KNOW WHAT NAMES ARE ON YOU DON'T KNOW THESE EITHER. NOPE. 308 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,436 Jimmy: THESE AREN'T OUR GO-TO IMPRESSIONS. CORRECT 309 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,438 Jimmy: ALIGHT, YOU'RE UP FIRST. READY, SET -- I'M GONNA TRY TO 310 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,341 GUESS. GO OKAY. 311 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:58,511 * IF YOU BELIEVE IN LOV AFTER LOVE * Jimmy: OH, THAT'S CHER. 312 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,448 [ BELL RINGS ] THAT'S CHER ALL THE WAY. "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL 313 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:05,151 RIGHT. Jimmy: MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. [ BELL RINGS ] 314 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:10,423 YES "MY NAME, I'M BOND, JAMES BOND." 315 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,692 Jimmy: OH, SEAN CONNERY [ BELL RINGS ] YES 316 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,729 Jimmy: WOW. OH. "I MAY BE THE GREATEST ACTRESS 317 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:20,567 IN THE WORLD AND ALSO KNOW AS THE -- Jimmy: MERYL STREEP 318 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,869 [ BELL RINGS ] YEAH. Jimmy: WOW. 319 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,071 SHE GOES UP AND SHE GOES DOWN Jimmy: SHE GOES UP AND DOWN 320 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,108 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS PERSON [ INDISCERNIBLE 321 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:30,643 Jimmy: RUDY GIULIANI? [ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISCERNIBLE 322 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:38,818 Jimmy: OOH, AN EAGLE. NO, NO. Jimmy: OH, YODA 323 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,787 YODA [ BELL RINGS ] YES 324 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,989 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD I DON'T WATCH THIS. Jimmy: AN EAGLE 325 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,825 OH, MY -- I DON'T KNOW NEVER SAID THAT EVER IN HIS LIFE 326 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:48,995 UM, OH, GOD [ BLEEP CAN I NOT SAY THAT 327 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,197 Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE NOW. PASS, PASS. Jimmy: OKAY 328 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,832 UM -- [ BUZZER ] [ BLEEP 329 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,235 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WE GOT TO BLEEP YOU OUT. WHAT AN AWFUL TURN IT TOOK AT 330 00:23:55,235 --> 00:24:03,309 THE END. SORRY Jimmy: WHO WAS -- YOU CAN'T 331 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,412 EVEN SAY WHO IT WAS? IT WAS ANNE HATHAWAY. IT WAS ANNE HATHAWAY 332 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:08,048 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO I MEAN, I WAS TRYING TO THINK 333 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:11,951 OF THE SONG FROM "LES MIS. Jimmy: OH, YES. YEAH, I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF THE 334 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,587 SONG WAS GONNA SAY "I DREAM A DREAM OF DAYS GONE BY" BUT 335 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,856 THAT WASN'T IT WAS IT * MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING * 336 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,625 * Jimmy: YES IT WAS OH, SEE 337 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:23,329 WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THOUGH? Jimmy: NO NO. 338 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,832 Jimmy: NO I WOULD NOT HAVE. FANTASTIC Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS MY 339 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,600 TURN READY FOR THIS 60 SECONDS 340 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,669 I'M GONNA GO FAST. OKAY. Jimmy: HERE WE GO 341 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:33,606 "1%, UH, THE RICH ARE TOO RICH." WHAT? 342 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:41,147 Jimmy: "WE NEED BIGGER MIDDLE CLASS." OH, BERNIE SANDERS. 343 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,084 Jimmy: YES. [ BELL RINGS ] YES. 344 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:49,556 "RAISE THE BALL, PUT THE BALL IN THE BASKET, CHIEF." OH, IT'S JACK NICHOLSON 345 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,191 Jimmy: YES. [ BELL RINGS ] OKAY, VERY GOOD. 346 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,159 UH, OKAY OH, GOSH "I'M A COMEDIAN, BUT I TALK 347 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:56,896 LIKE THIS SOMETIMES. WHAT, HOW DO WE SEE A DOCTOR, BUT A DOCTOR COULDN'T SEE 348 00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:02,569 A PATIENT. OH, GOD Jimmy: "A PATIENT COULDN'T 349 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:06,606 SEE A DOCTOR, BUT THE DOC --" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT NO 350 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:10,643 OKAY, PASS JOHN MULANEY THIS GUY TALKS LIKE THAT 351 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:17,117 HE GETS VERY DARK LIKE THAT. AND THEN GETS LOUD HE TALKS LIKE THAT 352 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:21,154 "BATMAN! HE WAS DOES THAT THING - [ INHALES 353 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:23,323 -- AND THEN HE GETS REALLY SCREWED UP ON -- [ INHALES 354 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:28,695 -- HUFFING KIDS. [ BUZZER ] [ BUZZER ] 355 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,563 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T GIVE ME TWO BUZZES HOW RUDE 356 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:34,067 YOU GO -- [ MIMICS JIMMY ] Jimmy: NO 357 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,802 I DID NOT KNOW. Jimmy: WASN'T HE IN "CIDER HOUSE RULES. 358 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:41,708 "ALL YOU KIDS GET TO BED NOW YOU -- MICHAEL CAINE 359 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,677 Jimmy: "THAT'S HOW -- [ INDISCENABLE ] OF COURSE -- HE TALKS LIKE 360 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:44,878 THAT THAT IS -- OH, THAT ONE'S BETTER 361 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:49,449 THAT'S MY "ADELE." IT'S NOT VERY GOOD WELL, IT'S SORT OF MY "ADELE." 362 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:51,317 Jimmy: THIS LIKE YOUR "ADELE," MY "MICHAEL CAINE" TOGETHER 363 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,186 MY "ADELE" AND YOUR "MICHAEL CAINE" ARE BOTH TERRIBLE 364 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:55,255 SARAH PAULSEN, FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW MANY WE CAN GET TOGETHER. 365 00:25:55,255 --> 00:26:05,198 OKAY. Jimmy: READY? YUP 366 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:07,934 Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. GO "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN. 367 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:12,839 YOU'RE THE WORST COOK IN WORLD. Jimmy: ADELE. 368 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,475 [ LAUGHTER ] NO. Jimmy: OH, OH, 369 00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:17,210 GORDON RAMSEY. [ BELL RINGS ] YES 370 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,646 Jimmy: UH, OKAY "I EAT SPAGHETTI DINNERS WITH MY DAUGHTER. 371 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:24,117 DID I SAY HIS NAME YOU DIDN'T SAY HIS NAME Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T NAMES 372 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:26,052 "SPAGHETTI DINNERS WITH MY DAUGHTER." YOU'RE TONY SOPRANO. 373 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:29,155 YOU'RE - Jimmy: "EVERY AFTERNOON, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT 374 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,623 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE IN THE CITY AND MY BROTHER -- MY BROTHER'S ON TV. 375 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:40,834 OOH, CUOMO? Jimmy: YES, YES [ BELL RINGS ] 376 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:44,070 SORRY FOR THAT GO, GO, GO, SORRY. IT WAS BAD 377 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:49,242 OH, GOD OOH. NOW -- 378 00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:51,444 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY "UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN 379 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:59,652 YEAH, MAN. UHH, I DON'T KNOW. Jimmy: UH, I DON'T -- 380 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:05,425 "I'VE GOT A BROTHER WHO'S ALSO AN ACTOR. Jimmy: WHAT 381 00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,727 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:11,664 WHAT WAIT, A BROTHER. "I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 383 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:14,834 I THINK IT'S NOT FOR BAD NEVER HAVING DONE IT Jimmy: OH, OWEN WILSON. 384 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:19,039 [ BELL RINGS ] I THINK IT WENT PRETTY GOOD Jimmy: NOT BAD. 385 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,174 THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. IT WAS NOT BAD. LIKE - 386 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:23,276 Jimmy: "I DON'T KNOW, MAN." TOOK ME A MINUTE. Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD 387 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:25,545 IMPRESSION IT'S NOT BAD. Jimmy: I LIKE - 388 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:28,948 IT'S NOT BAD HAVING NEVER DONE IT. NEVER SEEN "THE FOX. 389 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,917 Jimmy: LIKE "CUOMO" WAS TERRIBLE BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO 390 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,552 SAY. ON CUOMO, YOU SEEMED A LITTLE LIKE TONY SOPRANO 391 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:34,821 Jimmy: I KNOW AND THEN ALEC BALWIN AND ALSO SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED 392 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:41,194 Jimmy: I WAS -- "I'LL BE BACK HASTA LA VISTA, BABY." 393 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:43,897 Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO HEAR MORE OF IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 394 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:50,136 "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY." Jimmy: DUDE, I WANT SOMEONE TO REMIX AND MAKE THAT INTO 395 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:54,507 A DANCE CLASSIC. "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY Both: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. 396 00:27:54,507 --> 00:28:00,747 HASTA LA VISTA, BABY." Jimmy: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN SARAH PAULSON, EVERYBODY 397 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,615 HER NEW MOVIE "RUN" IS OUT ON HULU TOMORROW! STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT 398 00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:09,055 SHOW, EVERYBODY. "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. * 399 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,891 "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. * "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. 400 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:35,181 * Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FANTASTIC ACTOR, WHO YOU KNOW 401 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,050 FROM FILMS LIKE "CRAZY RICH ASIANS" AND "THE GENTLEMAN." HIS LATEST MOVIE "MONSOON" IS 402 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:43,156 AVAILABLE IN VIRTUAL CINEMAS, AND ON DEMAND ON YOUR FAVORITE STREAMING PLATFORM 403 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:46,192 HERE IS HENRY GOLDING, EVERYONE OH, COME ON. 404 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:51,564 IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. WHAT'S UP, JIMMY. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER 405 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:53,533 Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. 406 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:55,435 BEFORE WE START THE INTERVIEW, I JUST WANT TO SAY, I WISH YOU WERE HERE IN PERSON, SO I COULD 407 00:28:55,435 --> 00:29:00,540 SAY CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR WIFE LIV ARE EXPECTING A BABY 408 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:06,546 WE ARE, OUR FIRST MAN, I MADE THE MOST OUT OF QUARANTINE, YOU KNOW 409 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:09,716 Jimmy: YES! THAT'S GREAT IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME 410 00:29:09,716 --> 00:29:11,451 THAT WE'VE SPENT LONGER THAN TWO OR THREE MONTHS TOGETHER WITHOUT TRAVELING, SO I THINK 411 00:29:11,451 --> 00:29:19,092 A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "THIS IS THE TIME YOU'VE GOT CONCENTRATE ON FAMILY. 412 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:23,363 THIS IS A TIME WHERE YOU RECONNECT. Jimmy: YEP. 413 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:26,433 AND WE JUST MADE THE MOST OF IT WE'RE SO EXCITED 414 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,401 Jimmy: WE NEED GOOD NEWS THESE DAYS THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWS 415 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:30,904 HONESTLY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST DAD CONGRATS ON THAT 416 00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:32,906 APPRECIATE IT Jimmy: BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "MONSOON," I WANT TO 417 00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:34,207 ASK YOU ABOUT ANOTHER MOVIE YOU'RE STARRING IN, "SNAKE EYES." 418 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:38,144 IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR "SNAKE EYES" -- THIS IS -- I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS G.I. JOE. 419 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:45,585 I WAS INTO G.I. JOE GROWING UP PROBABLY A LIT BIT TOO LATE. I THINK MY PARENTS HAD TO BE 420 00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:47,320 LIKE, "OKAY, YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS." BUT I WAS WATCHING EVERY DAY 421 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,358 AFTER SCHOOL AND INTO THE CARTOONS I HAD ALL THE ACTION FIGURES 422 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:59,332 WAIT, IS THIS LIKE AN ORIGIN STORY? YEAH, IT'S "SNAKE EYES" 423 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,101 G.I. JOE ORIGINS WE START ALL THE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING TO GET TO THE CORE OF 424 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:09,943 WHO THIS GUY IS. IT'S SUPER EXCITING. Jimmy: THIS IS A GIANT, 425 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:15,582 GIANT, GIANT ACTION MOVIE. OH YEAH Jimmy: I MEAN, WAS IT 426 00:30:15,582 --> 00:30:17,150 GENTLEMAN THAT GOT YOU INTO -- EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, HE CAN DO ACTION GREAT? 427 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:24,024 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY DEFINITELY WENT OUT ON A WHIM FOR ME. 428 00:30:24,024 --> 00:30:27,327 LIKE, THEY HAD NO IDEA I COULD ACHIEVE ANY OF THIS. Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU 429 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,396 COULD ACHIEVE IT LUCKILY MY MOVEMENT'S PRETTY GOOD 430 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:34,634 I'VE BEEN BOXING FOR A LITTLE WHILE, A BIT OF MUAY THAI. BUT IT PUT ME THROUGH MY PACES 431 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:37,270 WE HAD, LIKE, FOUR HOURS OF CHOREOGRAPHY EVERY SINGLE DAY. WE HAD TWO HOURS OF SCRIPT 432 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:42,475 WORK, AND, LIKE, HOUR OF P.T FOR LITERALLY TWO AND A HALF MONTHS, I COULD NOT SIT ON THE 433 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:44,277 TOILET, AND I COULD NOT -- AND IF I MADE MY WAY TO THE TOILET, I COULDN'T GET UP FROM THE 434 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:49,849 TOILET LITERALLY MY LEGS WERE IN RUINS. 435 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,686 Jimmy: REALLY, JUST - BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, BECAUSE I BECAME A WEAPON. 436 00:30:52,686 --> 00:31:01,961 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE Jimmy: YEAH YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT US FOOTAGE 437 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,797 OF YOU REHEARSING SOME OF YOUR FIGHT SCENES, AND YOU CLEARED IT WITH PARAMOUNT, SO THANK YOU 438 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:05,265 FOR DOING THIS I KNOW. THIS IS A WORLD EXCLUSIVE. 439 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:08,134 NOBODY HAS SEEN ANYTHING APART FROM A PHOTO FROM BEHIND Jimmy: HERE'S HENRY GOLDING 440 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:19,346 TRAINING FOR "SNAKE EYES." LOOK AT THIS Jimmy: YEAH 441 00:31:19,346 --> 00:31:25,085 COME ON, DUDE! OH, MY GOSH. ENTHUSIAST 442 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:31,157 OH, MY GOSH. YOU GOT TO DO THE LOOK AWAY YOU HAVE TO DO THE LOOK AWAY 443 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,993 IF YOU LOOK AT THE FALLEN BODIES ON THE FLOOR, IT'S NOT COOL 444 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:38,098 Jimmy: OF COURSE. YOU WALK AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION LIKE IT DIDN'T 445 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:41,534 HAPPEN IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. IT'S OVER. 446 00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:45,472 THAT WAS -- LOOK AT THE WORK THAT JUST WENT INTO THAT THAT'S ONE SCENE IN THE MOVIE. 447 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:47,540 I KNOW. A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM NICK YOUNG OF "CRAZY RICH 448 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:52,579 ASIANS." I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS. 449 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,214 SADLY, YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, WE HAD TO MOVE IT FROM THIS OCTOBER TO 450 00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:59,786 NEXT OCTOBER, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT Jimmy: NEXT OCTOBER IS 451 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:04,157 "SNAKE EYES" WILL BE IN THEATERS OCTOBER 2021. THANKS FOR BRINGS THAT FOOTAGE 452 00:32:04,157 --> 00:32:08,061 I'M SO PSYCHED ABOUT THAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT "MONSOON. IT IS OUT NOW. 453 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:13,667 CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT? YEAH. 454 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,302 IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO'S VIETNAMESE BUT GREW UP IN THE UK 455 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:22,876 MUCH KIND OF LIKE MY STORY OF BEING MALAYSIAN GROWING UP IN THE UK 456 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:25,178 Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: HE FINALLY FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO VIETNAM. 457 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,913 AND A LOT OF TIME WHEN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHERLAND, YOU KIND OF FEEL THIS SENSE OF 458 00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:33,586 LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO FEEL A A CONNECTION." I'M GOING TO BE HOME 459 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:40,160 BUT A LOT OF THE TIME, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, THERE'S A SENSE OF ALIENATION. 460 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,695 YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE. 461 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:43,563 SO WHAT SHOULD FEEL LIKE COMING HOME, FEELS VERY, VERY WEIRD SO IT'S A YOUNG MAN DELVING 462 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:56,776 INTO HIS PAST, HIS HISTORY OF TRYING TO FIND HIS TRUE IDENTITY 463 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:59,279 Jimmy: WOW! I KNOW THAT BEFORE MOVIES, DIDN'T YOU HOST A TRAVEL SHOW? 464 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,348 THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. Jimmy: I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THAT 465 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,249 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU EVER TRY TO CONNECT TO YOUR ROOTS OR FIND OUT, YOU 466 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:06,553 KNOW - YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST THING WAS, WHILE I WAS DOING 467 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,254 ALL THE JOURNALISM FOR THE TRAVEL SHOWS, I ACTUALLY BROUGHT MY CAMERA, AND I SAT MY 468 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:13,093 PARENTS DOWN AND THROUGH THE FILTER OF A CAMERA THEY JUST OPEN UP. 469 00:33:13,093 --> 00:33:25,205 BECAUSE, LIKE, TALKING TO FACE-TO-FACE IS SO DIFFICULT SOMETIMES. 470 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:27,173 SO, WHEN YOU KIND OF MAKE IT INTO AN INTERVIEW, SOMETHING ELSE IN THEIR BRAIN KIND OF 471 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,908 TRIGGERS AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, I'VE GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH OR I BETTER TELL, LIKE, THE 472 00:33:28,908 --> 00:33:30,577 ENTIRE STORY, NOT THE CONVENIENT TRUTH." SO, I DID THAT AND I HAVE THIS 473 00:33:30,577 --> 00:33:32,445 BEAUTIFUL FOOTAGE OF MY PARENTS LETTING ME KNOW -- TELLING ME HOW THEY MET, WHAT THEIR LIVES 474 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:33,880 WERE BEFORE. IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO GET THAT OUT OF THEM SOMETIMES, YOU 475 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:45,759 KNOW Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY GOING TO BENEFIT FROM THIS, IS 476 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:50,897 BABY YES THAT'S SO TRUE 477 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,432 Jimmy: BUDDY, THAT'S SO COOL I'M GOING TO STORE THIS 478 00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:55,502 INTERVIEW. Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS THE OPENER 479 00:33:55,502 --> 00:34:04,044 JUST ADD THE NAME IN LATER LIKE, ENJOY THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD TALKING TO HIS PARENTS 480 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,913 YOU CAN ADD THAT IN POST YOU PUT THAT IN POST I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 481 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:12,252 OF HENRY GOLDING IN "MONSOON." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. I MEAN, THERE ARE SOME PARTS 482 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:13,687 THAT REMIND ME OF THE VIETNAM I GREW UP IN, MAINLY THE POORER PARTS. 483 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:19,592 THAT STREET BEHIND THE HOSPITAL WHEN WE FIRST MET, YOU SAID 484 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:23,363 IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE. DID I YEAH. 485 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:29,836 YOU DID. I LIED. SORRY. 486 00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:41,081 WHY KEEP IT SIMPLE. YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF 487 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:48,621 ME, CAN YOU? I HAVE THAT EFFECT Jimmy: HENRY GOLDING, 488 00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:52,992 EVERYBODY. "MONSOON" IS AVAILABLE IN VIRTUAL CINEMAS AND ON DEMAND 489 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:54,861 ON YOUR FAVORITE STREAMING PLATFORM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 490 00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,597 A PERFORMANCE FROM "CAR SEAT HEADREST." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 491 00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:18,585 CONGRATS, HENRY! * Jimmy: PERFORMING "CAN'T 492 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:21,054 COOL ME DOWN," FROM THEIR ALBUM, "MAKING A DOOR LESS OPEN," HERE IS 493 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:45,178 "CAR SEAT HEADREST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 494 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:45,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 495 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:25,685 I GOT A REAL BAD FEELING * * WITH A TASTE LIKE LEMON 496 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:35,862 HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING GETTING HIGH ON NOTHIN TAKING CREDIT FOR NOTHING * 497 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:47,340 * INSIDE MY HEA IS AN EMPTY HEAD INTRODUCING FRIEND 498 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,542 TO FRIENDS * * THERE IS A HOLE IN THE CEILING 499 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:55,115 EVERYTHING BUT ME AN IT HAS GOT NO FEELING * * SMOKE IS POURIN 500 00:36:55,115 --> 00:37:04,724 OUT THE BE I CRAWL LIKE A ANIMAL TO YA * 501 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:10,430 * CRAWL CRAWL AN ANIMAL TO Y IT'S A TIME OF NEE 502 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:12,732 AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME * * I CRAWL I CRAWL AN ANIMAL TO Y 503 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:14,801 PLEASE I CRAWL I CRAWL * * AN ANIMAL TO YA 504 00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:18,204 ANIMAL TO YA I CRAWL I CRAW AN ANIMAL TO YA * 505 00:37:18,204 --> 00:37:20,607 * AN ANIMAL TO YA COOL WATER ON MY BRO CAN'T COOL ME DOWN 506 00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:37,424 CAN'T COOL ME DOWN * * COOL WATER ON MY BROW CAN'T COOL ME DOWN 507 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:49,235 CAN'T COOL ME DOWN COOL WATER ON MY BROW * * CAN'T COOL ME DOW 508 00:37:49,235 --> 00:37:57,644 NO IT CAN'T COOL ME DOWN VIVID VISIONS * * IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I 509 00:37:57,644 --> 00:38:03,550 HEARD YOUR VOICE AND FELT YOUR FEELING FOR ME CAMILLE RAQUIN * 510 00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:09,122 * AT THE MORTUARY I LIKE CHOPI WON'T YOU SING ME TO SLEEP 511 00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:11,891 NO DON'T DANIEL * * NO DON'T DANIEL YOU THINK YO 512 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,828 SEE A LIGHT BU THERE IS NOTHING * * IN A FLAME BUT FIRE 513 00:38:14,828 --> 00:38:21,701 THERE IS NOTHING IS IT SATISFACTION IS IT SATISFACTION * 514 00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:25,105 * IS IT ONLY PRACTICE FOR THE REAL THING * * I WAKE UP FROM TH 515 00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:27,407 DRUG TRIP SCREAMIN HEY WE'RE NO SUPPOSED TO BE HERE * 516 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:29,476 * WE'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE HEY WE'RE NO 517 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,644 SUPPOSED TO BE HERE * * WE'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE 518 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,747 NOW MY BLOOD IS DIRTY WATER * * DRAIN IT BLEED IT 519 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:36,249 WASH IT DOWN THE DRAIN THE DEVIL IN THE OTHER SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISTAKE * 520 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:42,489 * I AM DRIPPING WITH SWEA MY HANDS I CAN'T HOLD ANYTHIN 521 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:47,293 IN MY HANDS * * I'VE ONLY MADE ONE MISTAK IN MY LIFE 522 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:54,934 I'VE ONLY MADE ONE MISTAKE I'M GOING * * COOL WATER ON MY BROW 523 00:38:54,934 --> 00:39:05,745 CAN'T COOL ME DOWN CAN'T COOL ME DOWN COOL WATER ON MY BROW * 524 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:08,014 * CAN'T COOL ME DOW CAN'T COOL ME DOWN COOL WATER ON MY BRO 525 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:19,759 CAN'T COOL ME * * COOL ME COOL ME COOL ME COOL M 526 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:34,040 COOL ME DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN * * DOWN DOWN 527 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:44,351 COOL WATER ON MY BRO CAN'T COOL ME DOWN * * 528 00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:51,224 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY: THANK YOU TO "CAR SEAT HEADREST." 529 00:39:51,224 --> 00:40:14,014 MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. * 530 00:40:14,014 --> 00:40:16,416 Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING STAY SAFE. 531 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,718 WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 532 00:40:18,718 --> 00:40:23,990 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * 533 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:24,024 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY *