1 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,199 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,199 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:24,250 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 4 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:24,250 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,010 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,010 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,129 GUESTS - 8 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,129 LESLIE MANN, 9 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:32,280 COLIN QUINN, 10 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:32,280 MUSICAL GUEST SAINt JHN, 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,149 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:33,149 --> 00:00:39,210 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:39,210 AND NOW HERE HE IS, 14 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,210 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:40,149 --> 00:00:45,090 ♪ 16 00:00:40,149 --> 00:00:45,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:46,250 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 18 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:46,250 HELLO. 19 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:50,289 THANK YOU. 20 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:50,289 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 21 00:00:50,289 --> 00:01:01,170 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 22 00:00:50,289 --> 00:01:01,170 OH, WOW. 23 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,200 THAT IS A FRIDAY CROWD RIGHT 24 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,200 THERE. 25 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,019 HEY, WELCOME EVERYBODY 26 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,019 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 27 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:09,239 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 28 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:09,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:12,049 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING 30 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:12,049 WELL, LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 31 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:14,079 JOKES. 32 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:14,079 GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING 33 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:18,159 ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI'S PRESS 34 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:18,159 CONFERENCE 35 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:19,219 AND I MEAN, BY NOW, WE'VE ALL 36 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:19,219 SEEN WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE 37 00:01:19,219 --> 00:01:25,060 HAIR DYE, WHICH IS STILL 38 00:01:19,219 --> 00:01:25,060 INSANE 39 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:29,000 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, 40 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:29,000 THAT WAS REAL, BUT IT WAS REAL 41 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,159 BUT SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE 42 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,159 MISSED WAS WHAT HE DID WITH HIS 43 00:01:36,159 --> 00:01:38,069 HANDKERCHIEF AND THIS, JUST 44 00:01:37,129 --> 00:01:38,069 WATCH THIS 45 00:01:37,289 --> 00:01:38,069 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 46 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,229 IT IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO THIS, 47 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,229 BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER GOOD 48 00:01:41,229 --> 00:01:45,030 GUYS GOT IT OR BAD GUYS GOT IT 49 00:01:41,229 --> 00:01:45,030 >> I DON'T KNOW -- 50 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:53,020 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 51 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:53,020 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH 52 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,049 >> I CAN ONLY HEAR ONE PERSON 53 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,049 AT THE TIME. 54 00:01:54,049 --> 00:01:58,129 >> Jimmy: OH MY. 55 00:01:54,049 --> 00:01:58,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:01:58,129 --> 00:02:00,019 WOW. 57 00:01:58,129 --> 00:02:00,019 I THINK RUDY'S TRYING TO SINGLE 58 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,099 HANDEDLY TRYING TO START 59 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,099 COVID-20 60 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,239 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 61 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,239 SERIOUSLY, WHEN IT SAW THAT 62 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:08,169 CLIP, EVEN COVID-19 IMMEDIATELY 63 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:08,169 PUT ON A MASK. 64 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,199 IT'S LIKE, OH GOSH 65 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,199 IF THAT'S WHAT RUDY DOES ON 66 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,020 NATIONAL TV, I DON'T WANT TO 67 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,020 SEE WHAT HE DOES AT HOME 68 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:17,199 IT'S LIKE -- 69 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:17,199 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 70 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:18,270 ALSO, WHY DO I GET THE FEELING 71 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:18,270 RUDY HAS BEEN USING THE SAME 72 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:23,139 DINNER NAPKIN SINCE 1974 73 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:23,139 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 74 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:27,250 "IT'S MY LUCKY NAPKIN. 75 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:27,250 RUDY'S HAVING A BRUTAL 2020. 76 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,289 I MEAN, A MONTH AGO, HE GOT 77 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,289 CAUGHT ON FILM STICKING HIS 78 00:02:28,289 --> 00:02:32,159 HAND DOWN HIS PANTS. 79 00:02:28,289 --> 00:02:32,159 WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HIS WORST 80 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:35,039 MOMENT 81 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:35,039 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 82 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:36,050 I MEAN, NOT SURPRISINGLY, 83 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:36,050 TODAY, IT CAME OUT THAT 84 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,120 GIULIANI AND OTHER KEY MEMBERS 85 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,120 OF TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM HAVE BEEN 86 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:43,229 EXPOSED TO THE CORONAVIRUS 87 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:43,229 BUT THIS IS NICE, RUDY IS 88 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,120 OFFERING TO SHARE HIS WET HANKY 89 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,120 WITH ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT 90 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,180 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 91 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,180 RUDY WAS TESTED AND THANKFULLY, 92 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:53,289 THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE. 93 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:53,289 WHICH RAISES THE QUESTION, HOW 94 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:56,270 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:56,270 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE 96 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:58,030 I'M GOING TO THE STORE, I'VE 97 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:58,030 GOT LIKE 20 MASKS ON, I'M 98 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:02,270 WEARING GLOVES AND THIS GUY IS 99 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:02,270 RUBBING SNOT ALL OVER HIS FACE 100 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,129 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 101 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,129 YEP, WHEN THEY GAVE RUDY THE 102 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,189 COVID TEST, YOU COULD ALMOST 103 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,189 HEAR THE SWAB GOING, "NO, NO, 104 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:09,210 NO 105 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:09,210 DON'T STICK ME 106 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,199 YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD A GOOD 107 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,199 RUN. 108 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:13,090 I HAD A GOOD RUN." 109 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:13,090 SPEAKING OF THE PANDEMIC, TODAY 110 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,090 PFIZER ANNOUNCED THEY HAVE 111 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,090 OFFICIALLY APPLIED FOR 112 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,139 EMERGENCY AUTHORIZATION FOR 113 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,139 THEIR VACCINE, WHICH MEANS IT 114 00:03:15,139 --> 00:03:24,039 COULD BE APPROVED FOR USE AS 115 00:03:15,139 --> 00:03:24,039 EARLY AS MID DECEMBER. 116 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,030 YEAH 117 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,030 APPARENTLY PFIZER SAW THAT 118 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:30,240 RUDY GIULIANI PRESS CONFERENCE 119 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:30,240 AND THOUGHT, WE BETTER HURRY 120 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,099 [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,099 [ APPLAUSE ] 122 00:03:32,099 --> 00:03:35,079 I MEAN, THIS IS, IF THERE'S 123 00:03:32,099 --> 00:03:35,079 ONE, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE 124 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:37,099 I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT 125 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:37,099 AN EMERGENCY VACCINE 126 00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:38,170 I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE FEELING 127 00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:38,170 OF SOMEONE RUNNING UP TO ME, 128 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:44,229 LIKE, "QUICKLY INJECT THIS." 129 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:44,229 [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:45,259 EARLIER TODAY, TRUMP HELD 131 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:45,259 A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TALK 132 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,250 ABOUT DRUG PRICES. 133 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:51,150 THEN HE KICKED THINGS OFF BY 134 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:51,150 DISCUSSING THE ELECTION. 135 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:51,150 WATCH THIS 136 00:03:52,259 --> 00:03:55,120 DOLLARS OF NEGATIVE 137 00:03:52,259 --> 00:03:55,120 ADVERTISEMENTS AGAINST ME 138 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:00,219 DURING THE CAMPAIGN, WHICH I 139 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:00,219 WON, BY THE WAY. 140 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:03,139 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'LL FIND THAT 141 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:03,139 OUT. 142 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:07,289 ALMOST 74 MILLION VOTES. 143 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:07,289 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 144 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,080 >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS TRUMP SAID 145 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,080 THAT, THE CEO OF TWITTER RAN IN 146 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,110 AND SAID, "THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN 147 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,110 DISPUTED 148 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:14,280 KEEP GOING." 149 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:14,280 TRUMP STILL CAN'T ACCEPT 150 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,110 LOSING 151 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,110 IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY WE HAVE 152 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:21,079 PARTICIPATION TROPHIES, THIS IS 153 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:21,079 EXACTLY WHY. 154 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:26,220 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 155 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:26,220 "THERE ARE NO LOSERS 156 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:29,019 WE ALL WON." 157 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:29,019 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 158 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,050 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "74 MILLION, 159 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,050 YOU ROUND THAT UP, IT'S 160 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:34,259 100 MILLION WHICH YOU CAN THEN 161 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:34,259 ROUND UP TO A BILLION. 162 00:04:34,259 --> 00:04:38,269 SO, HOW ABOUT THAT, FOLKS, A 163 00:04:34,259 --> 00:04:38,269 A BILLION VOTES. 164 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:40,009 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 165 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:40,009 SPEAKING OF TRUMP, I SAW THAT 166 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:41,009 JUDGES IN ARIZONA, 167 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:41,009 PENNSYLVANIA, AND GEORGIA HAVE 168 00:04:41,009 --> 00:04:42,069 ALL THROWN OUT LAWSUITS FROM 169 00:04:41,009 --> 00:04:42,069 THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, BUT 170 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:48,189 HE CONTINUES TO DISH OUT MORE. 171 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:48,189 I'M STARTING TO THINK HE 172 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:50,180 DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE LAW 173 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:50,180 WORKS. 174 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,240 I MEAN, JUST CHECK OUT THE 175 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,240 RESPONSES WHEN HE WAS ASKED 176 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,129 ABOUT BASIC LEGAL TERMS. 177 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,129 WHEN ASKED WHAT LIQUIDATION 178 00:04:54,129 --> 00:04:55,129 MEANS, TRUMP SAID, "WHAT 179 00:04:54,129 --> 00:04:55,129 HAPPENED TO RUDY'S FACE 180 00:04:55,129 --> 00:05:02,259 YESTERDAY. 181 00:04:55,129 --> 00:05:02,259 [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:06,240 WHEN ASKED WHAT DOCKET IS, HE 183 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:06,240 SAID, "THOSE KHAKIS THAT 184 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,230 STEVE KORNACKI WEARS 185 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,230 THOSE ARE DOCKETS. 186 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,259 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 187 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,259 NEXT UP FOR HABEAS CORPUS, HE 188 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:15,160 SAID, "WHAT HARRY POTTER YELLED 189 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:15,160 WHEN HE KILLED VOLDEMORT." 190 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,149 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 191 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,149 HE KEPT GOING. 192 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:21,100 FOR MANDATE, TRUMP SAID, "WHAT 193 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:21,100 MIKE PENCE DOESN'T APPROVE OF. 194 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:25,079 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 195 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:25,079 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 196 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:26,129 AND FINALLY, FOR PRECEDENT, HE 197 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:26,129 SAID, "WHAT I'LL STILL BE IN 198 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:27,189 JANUARY THANKS TO THE BILLION 199 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:27,189 PEOPLE, THE BILLION PEOPLE WHO 200 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:33,129 VOTED. 201 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:33,129 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 202 00:05:33,129 --> 00:05:35,060 HERE'S A BIG TECH STORY. 203 00:05:33,129 --> 00:05:35,060 APPLE HAS AGREED TO PAY 204 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:41,269 $113 MILLION FOR SLOWING DOWN 205 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:41,269 OLD iPHONES ON PURPOSE 206 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:43,189 YUP, NOTHING TEACHES A COMPANY 207 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:43,189 A LESSON LIKE FINING THEM 208 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:49,129 .0005% OF THEIR TOTAL WORTH. 209 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:49,129 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 210 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:54,040 THEY'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. 211 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:54,040 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 212 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,230 OOPS 213 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,230 >> Questove: OOPS. 214 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,149 >> Jimmy: OOPSIE 215 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,149 THERE YOU GO 216 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,170 SORRY. 217 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,170 I'M SORRY. 218 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,160 SORRY ABOUT THAT 219 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,160 FINALLY, I SAW THAT, DID YOU 220 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,250 SEE THIS 221 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,250 A BRITISH MAGICIAN JUST SET 222 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:10,060 A WORLD RECORD FOR PERFORMING 223 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,060 TRICKS IN AN INTERESTING PLACE 224 00:06:09,139 --> 00:06:10,060 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 225 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:14,079 >> A MAGICIAN IN ENGLAND SET 226 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:14,079 THE RECORD FOR THE MOST MAGIC 227 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:15,209 TRICKS UNDERWATER IN THREE 228 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:15,209 MINUTES. 229 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,060 HE HAD 20 TRICKS 230 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,060 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD TELL HE WAS 231 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,110 RUNNING OUT OF TRICKS WHEN 232 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,110 MAGIC TRICK NUMBER 18 WAS JUST 233 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:26,050 SHRINKAGE. 234 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:26,050 [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,139 IT'S GOOD THAT HE WAS 236 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,139 UNDERWATER 237 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:30,100 HE COULDN'T HEAR THE KIDS SAY, 238 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:30,100 "WE SHOULD HAVE HIRED A CLOWN. 239 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:30,259 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 240 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,209 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 241 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:32,209 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 242 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:32,209 EVERYBODY. 243 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:46,090 ♪ 244 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:46,090 ♪ 245 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:48,079 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 246 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:48,079 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 247 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:53,079 SHE STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED 248 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:53,079 MOVIE, "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE. 249 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,170 LESLIE MANN IS HERE. 250 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,170 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,220 PLUS HIS BOOK, "OVERSTATED: 252 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,220 A COAST-TO-COAST ROAST OF THE 253 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,269 50 STATES" IS OUT NOW AND YOU 254 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,269 CAN SEE HIS LATEST SPECIAL, 255 00:06:58,269 --> 00:07:00,009 "COLIN QUINN AND FRIENDS, 256 00:06:58,269 --> 00:07:00,009 A PARKING LOT COMEDY SHOW" ON 257 00:07:00,009 --> 00:07:09,199 HBO MAX. 258 00:07:00,009 --> 00:07:09,199 COLIN QUINN IS HERE. 259 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:12,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 260 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:12,180 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 261 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:19,220 SAINt JHN, EVERYBODY 262 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:19,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 263 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,290 LIKE I SAID, ONE OF OUR GUESTS 264 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,290 TONIGHT IS COLIN QUINN, THE 265 00:07:20,290 --> 00:07:22,050 GREAT COLIN QUINN AND HE HAS A 266 00:07:20,290 --> 00:07:22,050 A BOOK OUT CALLED "OVERSTATED" 267 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:27,050 WHERE HE BASICALLY ROASTS EVERY 268 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:27,050 STATE IN THE U.S 269 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:31,060 IT'S FUNNY AND YOU CAN JUST 270 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:31,060 READ IT IN ANY ORDER 271 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:31,259 IT'S A GOOD BOOK 272 00:07:31,259 --> 00:07:35,230 WELL, I WANTED TO PUT HIM TO 273 00:07:32,159 --> 00:07:35,230 THE TEST, SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR 274 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,230 "OVERSTATED WITH COLIN QUINN." 275 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:39,250 ♪ OVERSTATE 276 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:39,250 OVERSTATED OVERSTATE 277 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:43,290 OVERSTATED ♪ 278 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:43,290 >> Jimmy: COLIN, COLIN, ARE YOU 279 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:46,120 THERE? 280 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:46,120 OH, I SEE YOU. 281 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,279 >> OH, YES 282 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,279 >> Jimmy: WOW, YEAH. 283 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:51,040 COLIN, I THOUGHT WE COULD GO 284 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:51,040 THROUGH SOME STATES AND YOU CAN 285 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,189 GIVE THEM A QUICK ROASTING 286 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,189 DOES THAT SOUND OKAY 287 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:56,279 >> SURE. 288 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:56,279 >> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, HOW ARE 289 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:58,199 YOU DOING? 290 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:58,199 ARE YOU OKAY 291 00:07:58,199 --> 00:07:59,279 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU 292 00:07:58,199 --> 00:07:59,279 WOULD -- YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID 293 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,250 THAT BEFORE YOU SAID THE - 294 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,250 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I 295 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,149 KNOW, I KNOW 296 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,149 I UNDERSTAND 297 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,129 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 298 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,129 I ADMIT, I'M SORRY 299 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,220 >> I KNOW YOU JUST STARTED 300 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,220 THIS 301 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,290 >> Jimmy: BUT IT WASN'T ON THE 302 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,290 TELEPROMPTER, BUT YEAH, YOU 303 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:11,230 LOOK GOOD, AND I HOPE YOU'RE 304 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:11,230 OKAY 305 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:14,089 >> OOH, IT WASN'T ON THE 306 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:14,089 TELEPROMPTER 307 00:08:14,089 --> 00:08:17,040 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 308 00:08:14,089 --> 00:08:17,040 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING 309 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,189 A BIG SHOT 310 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,189 THAT'S THE WAY -- ACTING LIKE 311 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:21,000 I'M TRYING TO -- 312 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:21,000 >> NO, I WASN'T CALLING YOU 313 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,040 A BIG SHOT 314 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,040 I WAS MAKING A DUMB JOKE THAT 315 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,160 IT WASN'T ON THE TELEPROMPTER, 316 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,160 I COULDN'T READ IT 317 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:33,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:33,000 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 319 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,110 I GUESS WE'VE STARTED WITH THE 320 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,110 FIRST ROAST ALREADY. 321 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,269 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,269 OH MY GOSH 323 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:40,259 HOW ABOUT THIS, COLIN? 324 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:40,259 ARIZONA. 325 00:08:40,259 --> 00:08:42,279 WHAT COULD YOU SAY ABOUT 326 00:08:40,259 --> 00:08:42,279 ARIZONA? 327 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:44,039 >> I CALL THEM THE INSTAGRAM 328 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:44,039 STATE, CAUSE THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL 329 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:51,169 BUT EMPTY. 330 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:51,169 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 331 00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:55,059 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT -- HOW 332 00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:55,059 ABOUT OHIO 333 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:56,120 >> OHIO'S LIKE THE MIDDLE, LIKE 334 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:56,120 THE NICE - 335 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,110 THEY'RE LIKE YOUR NICE FRIEND 336 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,110 THAT WAITS IN THE CAR WHILE 337 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:01,200 YOU'RE HOOKING UP WITH SOMEBODY 338 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:01,200 IN THE HOUSE 339 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,019 THEY'LL SIT THERE AND WAIT TO 341 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:08,289 DRIVE YOU HOME 342 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:08,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:11,110 >> Jimmy: FLORIDA. 344 00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:11,110 >> FLORIDA IS THE HOT MESS THAT 345 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,169 YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH, BUT 346 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,169 YOU ALWAYS END UP GETTING 347 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:19,230 ARRESTED WITH THEM 348 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:19,230 [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:22,190 >> Jimmy: OKAY, LAST STATE 350 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:22,190 PENNSYLVANIA 351 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,250 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO 352 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,250 PENNSYLVANIA CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA 353 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:27,100 FEEL LIKE IT'S AN ATTACK ON 354 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:27,100 YOU, BUT IT'S NOT. 355 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,019 >> Jimmy: WHY? 356 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,019 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT 357 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:32,080 BUT DON'T BE PARANOID, OKAY? 358 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:32,080 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 359 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,110 THE JOKE IS, IT'S A STATE 360 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,110 THAT'S KIND OF LIKE STARTED, 361 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:38,149 BUT IT ALMOST FELL APART, THEN 362 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:38,149 IT CAME BACK STRONG. 363 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:41,259 YOU MIGHT CALL IT LIKE THE 364 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:41,259 "FEVER PITCH" OF STATES. 365 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:43,090 [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:43,090 [ RIM SHOT ] 367 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,210 THAT'S A NICKNAME. 368 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,100 ♪ 370 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,100 I DIDN'T MAKE UP THAT NICKNAME 371 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,120 THAT'S THE STATE NICKNAME. 372 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,120 >> Jimmy: HOW -- 373 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,240 HOW DO I NOT TAKE THAT 374 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,240 PERSONALLY 375 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,269 HOW DO I NOT TAKE THAT 376 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,269 PERSONALLY 377 00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:58,169 HOW DO I NOT TAKE THAT 378 00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:58,169 PERSONALLY 379 00:09:58,169 --> 00:10:02,000 GIVE IT UP FOR COLIN QUINN, 380 00:09:58,169 --> 00:10:02,000 EVERYBODY. 381 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,090 WE'LL BE TALKING MORE WITH 383 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,179 COLIN LATER IN THE SHOW. 384 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,179 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 385 00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:08,259 COME ON BACK 386 00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:08,259 WOW. 387 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:27,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:27,179 ♪ 389 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:28,279 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 390 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:28,279 THAT WAS A GOOD GROOVE RIGHT 391 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:37,139 THERE. 392 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:37,139 ♪ 393 00:10:37,139 --> 00:10:44,039 ♪ 394 00:10:37,139 --> 00:10:44,039 LOVE THAT. 395 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,259 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,259 THAT WAS NICE. 397 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:47,120 I APPRECIATE IT. 398 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:47,120 GUYS, WELCOME BACK 399 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,149 YOU KNOW, IT'S FRIDAY AND IT'S 400 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,149 USUALLY WHEN I TAKE CARE OF 401 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,250 SOME BUSINESS. 402 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,250 YOU KNOW, I GET SOME THINGS 403 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,230 DONE, BUT THE DAY JUST 404 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,230 COMPLETELY GOT AWAY FROM ME. 405 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:56,279 I SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON 406 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:56,279 DOING RAZOR SCOOTER TRICKS FOR 407 00:10:56,279 --> 00:11:02,049 TIKTOK 408 00:10:56,279 --> 00:11:02,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:04,200 >> Questlove: WORD 410 00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:04,200 >> Jimmy: AND, UH, YEAH, I 411 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,029 COMPLETELY FORGOT TO WRITE OUT 412 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,029 MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES. 413 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:12,269 MY THANKIES. 414 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:12,269 AND RUDY'S GOT HIS HANKY, I GOT 415 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:14,059 MY THANKIES. 416 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:14,059 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 417 00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:16,019 NOW, IT'S DURING THE SHOW, I 418 00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:16,019 UNDERSTAND THAT, I REALIZE 419 00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:20,000 THIS, BUT WE ARE LIVE. 420 00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:20,000 NOT REALLY, ON TAPE, AND NOT 421 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,250 EVEN ON TAPE, BUT ON A HARD 422 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,250 DRIVE. 423 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,139 BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I 424 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,139 THOUGHT I'D TAKE OUT TIME TO 425 00:11:24,139 --> 00:11:26,000 WRITE OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES 426 00:11:24,139 --> 00:11:26,000 RIGHT NOW. 427 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,129 IS THAT COOL WITH EVERYONE 428 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,129 HERE 429 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:33,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 430 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:33,159 JAMES, CAN I GET A LITTLE THANK 431 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:37,110 YOU NOTE MUSIC, PLEASE 432 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:37,110 ♪ 433 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:43,250 OH, WOW. 434 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:43,250 THANK YOU, TRUMP'S TWITTER 435 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:47,000 ACCOUNT POST-ELECTION FOR 436 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:47,000 BASICALLY BEING THE CALORIE 437 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,289 MENU AT A CINNABON 438 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,289 WE ALL NOW YOU'RE THERE, BUT 439 00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:51,279 WE'RE JUST GOING TO TRY TO 440 00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:51,279 PRETEND YOU DON'T EXIST. 441 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:57,149 [ APPLAUSE ] 442 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:57,149 I KNOW ITS 2,000 CALORIES, BUT 443 00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:05,110 COME ON. 444 00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:05,110 THANK YOU, PEPSI'S NEW BOTTLES, 445 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,129 FOR LOOKING LIKE EVERYONE IN 446 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,129 QUARANTINE TRYING ON PANTS THEY 447 00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:10,019 HAVEN'T WORN SINCE MARCH 448 00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:10,019 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 449 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:13,129 [ APPLAUSE ] 450 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:13,129 GIVE ME THAT GROOVE. 451 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:21,230 GIVE ME THAT SONG AGAIN. 452 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:21,230 ♪ 453 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:28,129 ♪ 454 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:28,129 ♪ 455 00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:33,009 THANK YOU, DOLLY PARTON, FOR 456 00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:33,009 HELPING TO FUND THE MODERNA 457 00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:36,000 COVID-19 VACCINE 458 00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:36,000 ♪ VACCINE 459 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,269 VACCIN 460 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,269 VACCINE ♪ 461 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:43,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 462 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:43,220 ♪ 463 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:49,129 WE LOVE YOU, DOLLY 464 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:49,129 ♪ 465 00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:52,120 THANK YOU, ZOOM THANKSGIVING, 466 00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:52,120 FOR ALLOWING FAMILIES TO GIVE 467 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:56,090 THEIR DINNER THE SAME RULES AS 468 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:56,090 A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 469 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:59,110 THE NEXT TOPIC IS, WHEN SHOULD 470 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:59,110 COUSIN JEFFREY GET MARRIED 471 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,230 GRANDMA, YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES 472 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,230 FOR YOUR OPENING STATEMENT 473 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:11,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:11,049 [ APPLAUSE ] 475 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:15,059 THANK YOU, NEW GLUTEN-FREE 476 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:15,059 OREOS, FOR MAKING DOCTORS 477 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,250 EVERYWHERE SAY, "THAT'S GREAT 478 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,250 AND ALL, BUT THE GLUTEN REALLY 479 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,070 WASN'T THE ISSUE." 480 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,070 [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:32,090 [ APPLAUSE ] 482 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:32,090 THANK YOU, EAR MUFFS, OR AS I 483 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,070 LIKE TO CALL YOU, HEATS BY DRE 484 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,070 [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,129 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 486 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,129 THOSE ARE THE THANK YOU NOTES. 487 00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:40,110 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 488 00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:40,110 LESLIE MANN, EVERYONE. 489 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,139 C'MON. 490 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,139 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 491 00:13:41,139 --> 00:14:02,269 ♪ 492 00:13:41,139 --> 00:14:02,269 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 493 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:05,000 A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN 494 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:05,000 THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "THE 495 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:12,190 CROODS: A NEW AGE," WHICH IS IN 496 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:12,190 THEATRES NOVEMBER 25th 497 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,250 HERE SHE IS, ONE OF OUR 498 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,250 FAVORITES, LESLIE MANN 499 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,100 HEY! 500 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,100 >> HEY 501 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,059 HI 502 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,059 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH 503 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:20,009 YOU LOOK GREAT 504 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:20,009 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO 505 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,000 THE SHOW 506 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,000 THANKS FOR -- I MEAN, FOR 507 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 COMING ON THE SHOW, NOT COMING 508 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 TO THE SHOW. 509 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,190 WE'RE ZOOMING. 510 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,190 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE 511 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,039 I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 512 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,039 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? 513 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:30,070 HOW IS THE FAMILY? 514 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:30,070 IS EVERYONE DOING WELL 515 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,090 >> WE ARE, WE'RE DOING WELL. 516 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,090 WE'RE HEALTHY, KNOCK WOOD. 517 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH 518 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,009 >> EVERYBODY'S HEALTHY 519 00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:36,120 >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 520 00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:36,120 >> AND YOU KNOW, IT WAS 521 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,169 A LITTLE, IT'S KIND OF LIKE 522 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,169 WE'VE GOTTEN USED TO THINGS 523 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,230 A LITTLE BIT BEING, BUT IN THE 524 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,230 BEGINNING, IT WAS REALLY HARD, 525 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,279 IT WAS MUCH, YOU KNOW, MY 526 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,279 HUSBAND, JUDD, WAS FREAKING OUT 527 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:54,049 A LITTLE BIT 528 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:54,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:55,110 >> Jimmy: JUDD WAS FREAKING 530 00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:55,110 OUT. 531 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,200 >> HE WAS FREAKING OUT 532 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,200 >> Jimmy: YEAH 533 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,269 >> HE'S REALLY STRESSED OUT AND 534 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,269 KIND OF LIKE A BIG JERK, BUT 535 00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:04,200 BECAUSE HE WAS STRESSED OUT. 536 00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:04,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 537 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,259 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS HE LIKE WHEN 538 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,259 HE'S STRESSED OUT? 539 00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:07,039 >> HE'S JUST KIND OF, LIKE, 540 00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:07,039 WELL HE DOES THIS THING WHERE 541 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:16,139 HE'S VERY HAIRY. 542 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:16,139 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 543 00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:18,129 >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW 544 00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:18,129 THAT BY LOOKING, BECAUSE HE 545 00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:21,049 USUALLY HAS CLOTHES ON 546 00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:21,049 >> Jimmy: YEAH 547 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,210 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 548 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,210 >> BUT WITHOUT CLOTHES, LIKE 549 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,100 THE HAIR DOESN'T STOP. 550 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,100 IT JUST, IT'S ALL THE WAY, LIKE 551 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:31,190 HEAD TO TOE THICK HAIR 552 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:31,190 >> Jimmy: WOW, OKAY. 553 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,080 [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,080 OKAY 555 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,169 >> AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE 556 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,169 HE'S LIKE STRESS SHEDS 557 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,179 SO WHEN HE'S NOT WEARING 558 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,179 CLOTHES, LIKE HE'S USUALLY 559 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:39,200 WALKING AROUND IN HIS 560 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:39,200 UNDERWEAR, LIKE IF HE SITS ON 561 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:51,200 A CHAIR OR LAYS ON A BED - 562 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:51,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 563 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,230 HIS HAIR JUST KIND OF LIKE 564 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,230 RELEASES, LIKE IT JUST FALLS 565 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:56,149 OFF. 566 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:56,149 >> Jimmy: SO THERE'S LIKE AN 567 00:15:56,149 --> 00:16:00,019 OUTLINE -- 568 00:15:56,149 --> 00:16:00,019 THERE'S AN OUTLINE OF HIS BODY 569 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:06,190 >> YES 570 00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:06,190 LIKE A CHALK OUTLINE OF A MAN. 571 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,259 [ LAUGHTER ] 572 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,259 >> Jimmy: THAT'S JUDD'S HAIR 573 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,049 THAT HE SHEDS? 574 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,049 >> SO MUCH HAIR. 575 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,100 OH, IT'S CRAZY BECAUSE WHEN YOU 576 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,100 LOOK AT HIM -- 577 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,230 >> Jimmy: THAT IS FUNNY. 578 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,230 >> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S, 579 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:17,139 YOU KNOW, ANY THINNER THAN 580 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:17,139 BEFORE 581 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:19,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:19,129 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 583 00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:21,250 >> IT'S LIKE IT KNOWS HOW TO 584 00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:21,250 REPLENISH. 585 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,100 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 586 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,100 >> IT'S JUST AS THICK AS EVER. 587 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,190 >> Jimmy: OH, GOD. 588 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,190 >> BUT HE'S ALSO SHEDDING, IT'S 589 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:29,080 KIND OF -- 590 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:29,080 IT'S SHOCKING. 591 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,070 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SCIENTIFIC 592 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,070 THING. 593 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,059 [ LAUGHTER ] 594 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,059 I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE 595 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,210 BACKGROUND OF IT AND HE'S 596 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,210 CALMED DOWN NOW. 597 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,000 HE'S KIND OF - 598 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,000 >> HE'S CALMED DOWN. 599 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH 600 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,100 >> HE'S BETTER NOW 601 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,019 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU? 602 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,019 >> YEAH, HE'S DOING MUCH 603 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:41,070 BETTER 604 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:41,070 >> Jimmy: WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU 605 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,080 BEEN DOING IN QUARANTINE 606 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,080 >> I HAVE BEEN, WELL, I THOUGHT 607 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,100 THAT I WOULD LEARN TO PLAY 608 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,100 PIANO OR START READING THE 609 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:53,289 CLASSICS OR SOMETHING AND -- 610 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:53,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 611 00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,179 >> Jimmy: ME TOO 612 00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,179 >> I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT 613 00:16:55,179 --> 00:17:00,159 I'VE MAINLY JUST BEEN, LIKE, ON 614 00:16:55,179 --> 00:17:00,159 INSTAGRAM AND -- 615 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:03,110 >> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY FUN. 616 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:03,110 >> IT'S SO MUCH FUN. 617 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,220 >> Jimmy: YEAH 618 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,220 >> AND IT MADE ME HAPPY, LIKE, 619 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,250 YOU KNOW, DURING THE DARKEST 620 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,250 TIMES, HAVING ALL OF THOSE 621 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:12,089 GREAT CAT VIDEOS TO WATCH. 622 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:12,089 [ LAUGHTER ] 623 00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,049 >> Jimmy: YEAH 624 00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,049 YEAH 625 00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:17,210 I KNOW THOSE 626 00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:17,210 YEAH, IT JUST MAKES YOU HAPPY. 627 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,099 >> IT MAKES YOU SO HAPPY 628 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,099 AND WE HAVE TWO CATS WHO WE 629 00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,109 LOVE SO MUCH, HONEY AND 630 00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,109 PUMPKIN, AND THEY'VE JUST 631 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,150 CHANGED OUR LIVES FOR THE 632 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,150 BETTER IN EVERY WAY AND SO WE 633 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:32,029 MADE CAT VIDEOS. 634 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:32,029 WE MADE ONE CAT VIDEO. 635 00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,200 THE WHOLE FAMILY GOT TOGETHER, 636 00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,200 WE MADE A SHOT LIST. 637 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:39,099 IT WAS THE CATS MAKING DINNER 638 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:39,099 FOR US VIDEO 639 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,220 [ LAUGHTER ] 640 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,220 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 641 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,279 >> AND WE DID A WHOLE THING 642 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,279 WITH THE CATS AND YEAH, IT WAS 643 00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:47,059 GREAT. 644 00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:47,059 >> Jimmy: IS THIS -- 645 00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,140 I HAVE A NOTE HERE THAT THERE 646 00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,140 MIGHT BE A WORLD EXCLUSIVE CAT 647 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:53,029 VIDEO. 648 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:53,029 >> IT IS 649 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,259 IT IS. 650 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,259 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT AIRED 651 00:17:54,259 --> 00:17:58,039 ANYWHERE 652 00:17:54,259 --> 00:17:58,039 THIS IS DEBUTING ON OUR SHOW 653 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:00,099 >> IT'S DEBUTING, YEP, ON YOUR 654 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:00,099 SHOW 655 00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:01,190 >> Jimmy: I'M -- YOU GUYS 656 00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:01,190 READY? 657 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:03,150 IF EVERYONE AT HOME, ARE YOU 658 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:03,150 READY FOR THE MAGIC? 659 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:03,279 HERE IS LESLIE MANN, 660 00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:09,240 JUDD APATOW AND THEIR 661 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:09,240 DAUGHTERS, MAUDE AND IRIS. 662 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:09,240 TAKE A LOOK. 663 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:19,130 ♪ 664 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:19,130 [ LAUGHTER ] 665 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:27,200 ♪ 666 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:27,200 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:39,099 ♪ 668 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:39,099 ♪ 669 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:46,029 >> SO GOOD 670 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:46,029 [ APPLAUSE ] 671 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,059 >> Jimmy: WOW. 672 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,059 THAT IS HONESTLY, THERE'S SO 673 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,140 MANY PARTS OF THAT, THAT I 674 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,140 LOVE 675 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,170 THAT'S MY FAVORITE CAT VIDEO 676 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,170 I'VE SEEN DURING ALL OF 677 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:56,160 QUARANTINE 678 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:56,160 >> ISN'T THAT GOOD 679 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,250 >> Jimmy: DUDE, CUTTING HER 680 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,250 PAW, PULLING HER PAW AWAY FOR 681 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:01,029 THAT 682 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:01,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 683 00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:03,089 THAT'S SO GOOD 684 00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:03,089 PUSHING THE PIE DOWN 685 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:06,009 OH, MY - 686 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:06,009 >> AND CARRYING THE PIE OUT. 687 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,099 [ LAUGHTER ] 688 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,099 >> Jimmy: AND SHE MADE A PRETTY 689 00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,119 GOOD CHICKEN DISH. 690 00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,119 NOT BAD. 691 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,180 >> RIGHT 692 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 693 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,000 HOW CUTE IS THAT 694 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,000 THEY'RE THE BEST 695 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,220 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 696 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,220 >> AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN 697 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,009 >> Jimmy: HONEY AND PUMPKIN. 698 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,009 >> HONEY AND PUMPKIN 699 00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:22,220 >> Jimmy: WELL DONE, WELL DONE 700 00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:22,220 >> THANK YOU 701 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,210 WE'RE PROUD OF IT. 702 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,210 >> Jimmy: YEAH 703 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,289 I ALSO SAW ANOTHER VIDEO THAT 704 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,289 YOU POSTED AND I LOVE THE WHOLE 705 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:32,140 IDEA OF IT AND IT'S TWO GREAT 706 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:32,140 PEOPLE 707 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,210 CAMERON DIAZ, WHO WE LOVE, AND 708 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,210 YOU GUYS ARE ROLLER SKATING 709 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:38,240 BUDDIES. 710 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:38,240 >> WELL, I BROUGHT SOME SKATES 711 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,200 OVER TO CAMERON'S ONE DAY. 712 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,200 AND WE WERE DRINKING HER NEW 713 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,180 AVALINE WINE 714 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,180 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. 715 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,059 >> IT'S VERY GOOD. 716 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,059 AND TOO GOOD AND WE HAD 717 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:52,170 A COUPLE OF GLASSES OF WINE. 718 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:52,170 AND THEN WE DECIDED TO, LIKE, 719 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,059 YOU KNOW, ROLLER SKATE AND DO 720 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,059 SOME STUNTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY 721 00:19:55,059 --> 00:20:00,230 NOT A GREAT IDEA 722 00:19:55,059 --> 00:20:00,230 I'M REALLY -- BUT IT WAS REALLY 723 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:04,220 FUN. 724 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:04,220 >> Jimmy: SURE 725 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:09,089 >> BUT I'M -- BASICALLY, IT WAS 726 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:09,089 ME GOING - 727 00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:10,190 >> Jimmy: OVER 728 00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:10,190 >> BACKWARDS OVER HER WHOLE 729 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:14,069 BODY 730 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:14,069 BUT GOING BACKWARDS, GRABBING 731 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:18,279 A GLASS OF WINE, DRINKING IT, 732 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:18,279 AND NOT SPILLING IT. 733 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:20,140 >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THE EFFECT 734 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:20,140 WAS COOL BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, 735 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:29,059 WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING, THEN I 736 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:29,059 GO, WHOA, HERE YOU COME. 737 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,160 SCOOP AND BACKWARD 738 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,160 [ LAUGHTER ] 739 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,259 LOOK, IT'S BRILLIANT, ACTUALLY 740 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,259 I LOVE THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO 741 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:33,000 THAT 742 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:33,000 IT WAS AWESOME 743 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,200 >> IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT 744 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,200 >> Jimmy: SO, TALK TO ME ABOUT 745 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,250 THIS 746 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,250 SO YOU DIDN'T PLAN ON POSTING 747 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:39,089 THIS 748 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:39,089 >> WELL, I WAS TRYING -- 749 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:40,140 NO, NO, NO, WE WERE GOING TO 750 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:40,140 POST IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW 751 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,230 TO DO THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW IF I 752 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,230 POSTED ANYTHING IN THE PAST, MY 753 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:50,230 KIDS HAVE DONE IT. 754 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:50,230 AND SO I WAS DOING IT MYSELF 755 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,009 AND MY EYESIGHT IS KIND OF BAD 756 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,009 AND THE WRITING IS REALLY SMALL 757 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:59,079 AND I WAS LIKE, LOOKING AT 758 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:59,079 THE -- 759 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:01,240 >> Jimmy: I'M THE WORST. 760 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:01,240 >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SHARE 761 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,180 AND THEN RIGHT BELOW IT, SAVE 762 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,180 TO DROP. 763 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,200 >> Jimmy: YES. 764 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,200 >> AND I WAS JUST PRESSING, 765 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,240 SHARE, SHARE, THIS ISN'T 766 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,240 WORKING, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, 767 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,000 AND PRESSING AND PRESSING AND 768 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,000 PRESSING REALLY HARD AND MAYBE 769 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:21,140 THE SYSTEM NEEDS TO -- 770 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:21,140 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 771 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,000 WHATEVER 772 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,000 JUST PRESSING AND PRESSING AND 773 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,049 PRESSING AND THEN I HEAR IRIS, 774 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,049 MY DAUGHTER, FROM THE OTHER 775 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:31,289 ROOM SAY, "MOM 776 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:31,289 STOP POSTING THAT VIDEO! 777 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:38,079 YOU'VE POSTED IT LIKE 778 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:38,079 40 TIMES." 779 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 780 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,049 I JUST KEPT POSTING IT AND 781 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,049 POSTING IT 782 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,049 BUT IT DOESN'T TELL YOU WHEN, 783 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:45,019 IT DOESN'T LIKE SWITCH OVER TO 784 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:45,019 ANOTHER PAGE 785 00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:49,000 IT DOESN'T SAY SENT OR SHARED 786 00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:49,000 OR WHATEVER SO - 787 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,230 >> Jimmy: NO 788 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,230 >> IT IS MY FAULT, BUT IT'S NOT 789 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:55,089 ALSO 790 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:55,089 IT'S NOT REALLY SOMETHING THAT 791 00:21:55,089 --> 00:22:02,259 I SHOULD BE DOING. 792 00:21:55,089 --> 00:22:02,259 I THINK I NEED TO LAY OFF. 793 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,259 [ LAUGHTER ] 794 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,259 >> Jimmy: I AM STILL THINKING 795 00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,049 OF JUDD'S OUTLINE. 796 00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,049 HIS HAIR OUTLINE 797 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:08,140 THAT IS THE FUNNIEST 798 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:08,140 [ LAUGHTER ] 799 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,289 >> YOU CAN'T GET THAT OUT OF 800 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,289 YOUR HEAD. 801 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:11,150 THINK HOW I FEEL 802 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:11,150 >> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY FUNNY. 803 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,279 I REALLY SEE IT. 804 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,279 >> IT'S EVERYWHERE 805 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,230 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S SO 806 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,230 FUNNY. 807 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:15,240 [ LAUGHTER ] 808 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:15,240 YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT. 809 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,099 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO A VIDEO 810 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,099 WHERE THE CAT -- 811 00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:18,259 >> I'LL TAKE SOME PICTURES 812 00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:18,259 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD DO 813 00:22:18,259 --> 00:22:19,289 A VIDEO WHERE THE CAT IS 814 00:22:18,259 --> 00:22:19,289 SLEEPING AND THEN THE CAT GETS 815 00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:21,059 UP AND YOU SEE THE CAT OUTLINE, 816 00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:21,059 AND THEN JUDD IS SLEEPING AND 817 00:22:21,059 --> 00:22:28,069 HE GETS UP AND HIS - 818 00:22:21,059 --> 00:22:28,069 AGAIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY. 819 00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:31,119 >> I WILL. 820 00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:31,119 I'LL SEND YOU PICTURES 821 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,170 >> Jimmy: LESLIE, I WANT TO 822 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:32,170 TALK ABOUT "THE CROODS: A NEW 823 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:37,029 AGE. 824 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:37,029 >> "THE CROODS," YEAH. 825 00:22:37,029 --> 00:22:38,119 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE IN 826 00:22:37,029 --> 00:22:38,119 THEATRES NOVEMBER 25th 827 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,039 PERFECT TIMING FOR THIS MOVIE. 828 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,039 THE HOLIDAYS, THANKSGIVING 829 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:43,000 WEEKEND, PEOPLE ARE AT HOME. 830 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:43,000 THEY WANT TO SEE A GOOD MOVIE, 831 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,079 FAMILY MOVIE 832 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,079 YOU'RE REALLY GREAT IN IT. 833 00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:49,240 CAN YOU SET IT UP FOR EVERYONE 834 00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:49,240 >> YEAH. 835 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,230 SO, I LOVE THIS MOVIE, IT'S 836 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,230 GREAT. 837 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:56,269 IT'S -- "THE CROODS" HAVE 838 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:56,269 BASICALLY SURVIVED THEIR FAIR 839 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:58,029 SHARE OF DANGERS AND DISASTERS 840 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:58,029 FROM FAMED PREHISTORIC BEASTS 841 00:22:58,029 --> 00:22:59,079 TO SURVIVING THE END OF THE 842 00:22:58,029 --> 00:22:59,079 WORLD, BUT NOW THEY WILL FACE 843 00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:08,170 THEIR BIGGEST CHALLENGE OF ALL, 844 00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:08,170 ANOTHER FAMILY 845 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,130 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, LESLIE, 846 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,130 ARE -- 847 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,119 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 848 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,119 WERE YOU READING THE PLOT 849 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:17,190 SYNOPSIS OFF OF SOMETHING? 850 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:17,190 >> NO. 851 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:21,099 NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M JUST 852 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:21,099 SETTING UP THE MOVIE 853 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,180 SO JUST WHEN ALL SEEMS LOST, A 854 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,180 A NEW THREAT WILL PROPEL BOTH 855 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:28,109 FAMILIES ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE 856 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:28,109 OUTSIDE THE SAFETY OF THE WALL 857 00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,160 ONE THAT WILL FORCE THEM TO 858 00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,160 EMBRACE THE DIFFERENCES, DRAW 859 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:35,109 STRENGTH FROM EACH OTHER, AND 860 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:35,109 FORGE A NEW FUTURE TOGETHER. 861 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:39,089 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 862 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:39,089 LESLIE, BUT IT SOUNDS GREAT. 863 00:23:39,089 --> 00:23:40,170 THE MOVIE SOUNDS FUN, BUT IT 864 00:23:39,089 --> 00:23:40,170 JUST SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE READING 865 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,180 TALKING POINTS LIKE OFF 866 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,180 A SCRIPT OR SOMETHING, BUT 867 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:46,220 ANYWAYS -- 868 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:46,220 >> NO. 869 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,170 NO, NO, NO, I'M SURPRISED THAT 870 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,170 YOU WOULD THINK THAT 871 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:51,160 IT WAS - 872 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:51,160 >> Jimmy: OH 873 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,150 >> YEAH. 874 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,150 NO, NO, NO, BUT FEEL FREE TO 875 00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:55,289 ASK ME ANYTHING ELSE 876 00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:55,289 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT 877 00:23:55,289 --> 00:23:59,259 THE CHARACTER YOU PLAY 878 00:23:55,289 --> 00:23:59,259 >> OH, SURE. 879 00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:02,009 AS THE MATRIARCH OF THE 880 00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:02,009 BETTERMANS, HOPE PRIDES HERSELF 881 00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,089 ON KNOWING EVERYTHING INCLUDING 882 00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,089 WHAT'S BEST FOR HER DAUGHTER, 883 00:24:03,089 --> 00:24:04,150 DAWN, BUT HOPE'S JOURNEY INTO 884 00:24:03,089 --> 00:24:04,150 THE WILD WITH THE CROODS SHOWS 885 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,210 HER THAT THE WALLS SHE BUILT TO 886 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,210 PROTECT HER FAMILY FROM THE 887 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:16,170 OUTSIDE WORLD HAVE ALSO CLOSED 888 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:16,170 THEM OFF FROM EACH OTHER 889 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:19,029 THROUGH THEIR ADVENTURE, HOPE 890 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:19,029 LEARNS TO EMBRACE NOT ONLY HER 891 00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:23,200 PRIMAL SIDE, BUT ALSO THE TIGHT 892 00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:23,200 BOND THAT THE CROODS SHARE 893 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,019 >> Jimmy: WOW. 894 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,019 I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 895 00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:28,259 YOU HAVE A GIFT OF SETTING UP. 896 00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:28,259 THAT'S THE BEST ANYONE'S EVER 897 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:35,049 SET UP A CLIP OR A MOVIE IN THE 898 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:35,049 HISTORY OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 899 00:24:35,049 --> 00:24:36,109 >> REALLY? 900 00:24:35,049 --> 00:24:36,109 >> Jimmy: YEAH 901 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:49,210 >> THANK YOU 902 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:49,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 903 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:51,029 THANK YOU. 904 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:51,029 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A 905 00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:51,160 A CLIP 906 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,079 HERE'S LESLIE MANN IN "THE 907 00:24:52,029 --> 00:24:53,079 CROODS: A NEW AGE. 908 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,079 TAKE A LOOK. 909 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:55,240 >> HOPE, THESE ARE PEOPLE, CAVE 910 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:55,240 PEOPLE 911 00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:01,109 >> I THOUGHT CAVE PEOPLE DIED 912 00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:01,109 OFF YEARS AGO. 913 00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:09,079 >> WE HAPPY MEET YOU 914 00:25:01,109 --> 00:25:09,079 >> IN HEARTS - 915 00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:14,049 >> Together: MUCH JOY. 916 00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:14,049 >> THANKS. 917 00:25:14,049 --> 00:25:16,170 >> MUCH JOY TO YOU TOO 918 00:25:14,049 --> 00:25:16,170 >> OH. 919 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,160 THEY SPEAK BEAUTIFULLY 920 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,160 >> OH, FORGIVE OUR 921 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,079 CONDESCENSION, FRIEND. 922 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,079 I'M PHIL 923 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:26,289 >> AND I AM HOPE 924 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:26,289 >> AND WE ARE THE BETTERMANS 925 00:25:26,289 --> 00:25:29,079 >> BETTER MAN? 926 00:25:26,289 --> 00:25:29,079 >> BETTERMAN 927 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:31,009 >> EMPHASIS ON THE BETTER. 928 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:31,009 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 929 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:32,079 LESLIE MANN. 930 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:32,079 "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE" IS IN 931 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:35,220 THEATRES NOVEMBER 25th 932 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:35,220 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 933 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:39,000 THE SHOW 934 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:39,000 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 935 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,079 I HAD A GREAT TIME AND I ALWAYS 936 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,079 DO, AND IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE 937 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:46,029 TO SEE YOU 938 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:46,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 939 00:25:46,029 --> 00:25:47,250 THANK YOU! 940 00:25:46,029 --> 00:25:47,250 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 941 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,210 COLIN QUINN JOINS US AFTER THE 942 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,210 BREAK. 943 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,279 STICK AROUND 944 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,279 OH, YOU ARE THE BEST 945 00:25:49,279 --> 00:26:06,109 ♪ 946 00:25:49,279 --> 00:26:06,109 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 947 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:09,200 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, ONE OF 948 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:09,200 MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, I THINK, 949 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,259 OF ALL TIME. 950 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,259 HE HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED 951 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:16,000 "OVERSTATED: A COAST TO COAST 952 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:16,000 ROAST OF THE 50 STATES." 953 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,259 DOES HE THINK MAYBE I'M TRYING 954 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,259 TO BUTTER HIM UP, AND THAT'S 955 00:26:17,259 --> 00:26:21,039 WHY HE'S GOING TO BE IN A BAD 956 00:26:17,259 --> 00:26:21,039 MOOD WHEN I BRING HIM OUT? 957 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,000 BUT I MEANT IT 958 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,000 HIS LATEST SPECIAL, 959 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,119 "COLIN QUINN & FRIENDS: 960 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,119 A PARKING LOT COMEDY SHOW. 961 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,200 STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX 962 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,200 HERE IS MY BUDDY, COLIN QUINN. 963 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,250 WOW. 964 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,250 >> WOO 965 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,140 HI, JIMMY. 966 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,140 >> Jimmy: SAID SOME GREAT 967 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:37,000 THINGS ABOUT YOU, MAN. 968 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:37,000 >> I KNOW, BUT YOU SAID ONE OF 969 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,240 MY FAVORITES, I THINK. 970 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,240 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID. 971 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,009 >> YEAH, BUT YOU SAID I THINK 972 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,009 IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT. 973 00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:46,059 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO. 974 00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:46,059 YOU KNOW 975 00:26:46,059 --> 00:26:47,190 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T SAY IT. 976 00:26:46,059 --> 00:26:47,190 DID I SAY I THINK? 977 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,269 NO, YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES 978 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,269 >> YEAH, YOU SAID YOU'RE ONE OF 979 00:26:49,269 --> 00:26:52,230 MY FAVORITES, I THINK. 980 00:26:49,269 --> 00:26:52,230 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 981 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,240 >> AH, YOU STILL HAD TO 982 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,240 QUESTION YOURSELF IN THE 983 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,279 MIDDLE 984 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,279 BUT LOOK, IT'S STILL GOOD. 985 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:58,029 ONE OF MY FAVORITES, I THINK IS 986 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:58,029 PRETTY GOOD. 987 00:26:58,029 --> 00:27:01,210 NOT GOOD AS ONE OF MY 988 00:26:58,029 --> 00:27:01,210 FAVORITES, UNEQUIVOCALLY, BUT 989 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:05,029 IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD 990 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:05,029 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE 991 00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:08,079 ONE OF THE HARDEST WORKING 992 00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:08,079 COMEDIANS THERE IS 993 00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:10,099 I WOULD SAY THAT ABOUT YOU 994 00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:10,099 AND BECAUSE OF WHAT'S HAPPENING 995 00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:11,230 IN THE WORLD, YOU WERE TELLING 996 00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:11,230 ME THIS IS THE LONGEST STRETCH 997 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:17,200 THAT YOU'VE GONE WITHOUT BEING 998 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:17,200 IN A COMEDY CLUB 999 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,190 >> IT'S TRUE 1000 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,190 >> Jimmy: THAT MUST BE BIZARRE 1001 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:23,200 FOR YOU. 1002 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:23,200 BUT YOU -- THERE'S A VERY 1003 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,200 SPECIFIC DEMOGRAPHIC THAT YOU 1004 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,200 BLAME THE SPREAD OF COVID ON 1005 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,109 I HATE TO BRING THIS UP. 1006 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,109 >> NERDS 1007 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:34,049 BECAUSE HERE'S, NERDS, BEFORE 1008 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:34,049 THE INVENTION OF THE COMPUTER, 1009 00:27:34,049 --> 00:27:36,269 NERDS, THEY HAD ONE THING THEY 1010 00:27:34,049 --> 00:27:36,269 COULD ACTUALLY DO IN LIFE THAT 1011 00:27:36,269 --> 00:27:39,220 WOULD MAKE THEM POPULAR WHICH 1012 00:27:36,269 --> 00:27:39,220 IS MEDICAL FIELD 1013 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,210 THEY WOULD SIT, LOOK IN THE 1014 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,210 MICROSCOPE, THAT WAS THEIR ONLY 1015 00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:45,130 HOPE TO BE ROCK STARS. 1016 00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:45,130 AND THEY WOULD LOOK AT SLIDES. 1017 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,059 THAT WAS THE THING 1018 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,059 AND SO THEY WOULD FIGURE OUT A 1019 00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:50,180 A THING LIKE COVID WOULD'VE 1020 00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:50,180 TOOK THEM LIKE THREE WEEKS 1021 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:53,230 AND BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL TOO 1022 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:53,230 BUSY, LIKE, INVOLVED WITH 1023 00:27:53,230 --> 00:28:00,089 MOVIES, AND MUSIC, AND APPS, 1024 00:27:53,230 --> 00:28:00,089 WE'RE GETTING LIKE THIRD RATE 1025 00:28:00,089 --> 00:28:06,029 NERDS TO BE IN THE MEDICAL 1026 00:28:00,089 --> 00:28:06,029 FIELD. 1027 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,079 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY'RE 1028 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,079 DEVELOPING APPS NOW, INSTEAD OF 1029 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,009 FOCUSING ON WHAT THEY SHOULD 1030 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,009 BE, NERDING ABOUT, WHICH IS 1031 00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:11,069 SCIENCE AND MEDICINE 1032 00:28:10,009 --> 00:28:11,069 >> YEAH. 1033 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:14,180 WHICH IS SAVING OUR LIVES TO 1034 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:14,180 PUSH FOR ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED 1035 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,230 YEARS. 1036 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,230 >> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T 1037 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:21,019 PERFORM RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU 1038 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:21,019 STILL WRITING A LOT? 1039 00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:23,210 >> YES, I'M WRITING ON MY -- I 1040 00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:23,210 WRITE ON MY PHONE CONSTANTLY 1041 00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:26,259 I GOT A FEW JOKE IDEAS 1042 00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:26,259 YOU WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THEM 1043 00:28:26,259 --> 00:28:28,089 >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO HEAR 1044 00:28:26,259 --> 00:28:28,089 SOME 1045 00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:32,000 >> THANK YOU 1046 00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:32,000 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, CORONA 1047 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,230 STUFF, OBVIOUSLY 1048 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,230 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1049 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:37,009 >> IN MOVIES, ALL THOSE 1050 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:37,009 LIAM NEESON MOVIES LIKE 1051 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:39,130 "TAKEN." 1052 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:39,130 RIGHT? 1053 00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:41,250 NOW IT'S GOING TO CHANGE, LIKE, 1054 00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:41,250 I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL 1055 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:46,089 FIND YOU, AND I WILL GIVE YOU 1056 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:46,089 THE FINGER ACROSS THE ROOM 1057 00:28:46,089 --> 00:28:49,130 IT WILL BE AWKWARD 1058 00:28:46,089 --> 00:28:49,130 SOUNDS LIKE A SKETCH, BUT NOW 1059 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:55,019 THAT I SAY IT OUT LOUD 1060 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:55,019 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. 1061 00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:56,150 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 1062 00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:56,150 SIX FEET 1063 00:28:56,150 --> 00:29:01,160 I UNDERSTAND 1064 00:28:56,150 --> 00:29:01,160 >> EXACTLY 1065 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,170 AND SEX SCENES, WHEN YOU 1066 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,170 EXPLAIN IT, IT'S EVEN WORSE. 1067 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:09,180 SEX SCENES, THERE'S GOING TO BE 1068 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:09,180 NO MORE SEX. 1069 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,109 PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO KISS IN 1070 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,109 A MOVIE OR THE WHOLE AUDIENCE 1071 00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:14,250 IS GOING TO GO, LIKE, "UGH." 1072 00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:14,250 IMAGINE TWO PEOPLE EXCHANGING, 1073 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,180 SO WE'RE ALL GOING TO THINK, 1074 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,180 WHAT IS THAT PERSON'S HUSBAND 1075 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:19,099 WIFE GOING TO DO WITH THESE 1076 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:19,099 PERVERTS OUT THERE 1077 00:29:19,099 --> 00:29:21,190 IT'S GOING TO GO BACK TO LIKE 1078 00:29:19,099 --> 00:29:21,190 THE -- IN THE 1940s, PEOPLE 1079 00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:25,029 WOULD JUST WINK EACH OTHER IN 1080 00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:25,029 A MOVIE, AND THAT WAS LIKE SEX 1081 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,079 AND THEY WOULD HAVE BUNK BEDS 1082 00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,079 ON A TRAIN, LIKE, "OH." AND 1083 00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:30,180 WEAR PAJAMAS 1084 00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:30,180 AND THAT WAS LIKE, "OH." 1085 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,200 THEY ALL WORE PAJAMAS AND THAT 1086 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,200 WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, MYRNA LOY 1087 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,119 IN PAJAMAS 1088 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,119 THAT'S A HOT MOVIE." 1089 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:37,279 >> Jimmy: BUNK BEDS ON A TRAIN 1090 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:37,279 OH MY GOSH 1091 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,289 THESE ARE GREAT BITS 1092 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,289 >> THEY'RE THE BEGINNINGS OF 1093 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:43,180 GREAT BITS, THANK YOU. 1094 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:43,180 >> Jimmy: UH, I WANT TO TALK 1095 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:47,059 ABOUT THE BOOK 1096 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:47,059 UH, GOSH, IT'S SO FUNNY. 1097 00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:49,119 IT'S CALLED "OVERSTATED: A 1098 00:29:47,059 --> 00:29:49,119 A COAST TO COAST ROAST OF THE 1099 00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:54,160 50 STATES. 1100 00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:54,160 AND NICE QUOTES IN THE BACK 1101 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,220 HERE 1102 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,220 A FEW QUOTES 1103 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:59,069 "NEW YORK TIMES" CALLED YOU 1104 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:59,069 A BAR STOOL PHILOSOPHER. 1105 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:03,150 THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, RIGHT 1106 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:03,150 >> YEAH, IT DEPENDS ON THE BAR 1107 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:07,029 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, AREA DATE, 1108 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:07,029 IRISH INTELLECTUAL PROFESSOR 1109 00:30:07,029 --> 00:30:11,180 WITH HIS CORDUROY JACKET, YOU 1110 00:30:07,029 --> 00:30:11,180 KNOW 1111 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:14,230 SPOUTING JOYCE OR IT COULD BE 1112 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:14,230 A DRUNKEN LOUT WHO'S LIKE, 1113 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,279 "HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I 1114 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,279 THINK IS GOING ON. 1115 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:18,210 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 1116 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:18,210 SO, I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MEANT 1117 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:20,160 IT 1118 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:20,160 IT SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF 1119 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,009 A LEFT-HANDED COMPLIMENT 1120 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,009 >> Jimmy: YOU DID, I WANT TO 1121 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:26,279 TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS SPECIAL, 1122 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:26,279 BECAUSE YOU FIGURED OUT A WAY 1123 00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:30,079 TO DO A SOCIALLY DISTANT 1124 00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:30,079 STAND-UP SHOW. 1125 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,170 YOU HAVE A NEW SPECIAL ON HBO 1126 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,170 MAX. 1127 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:35,130 "COLIN QUINN & FRIENDS: 1128 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:35,130 A PARKING LOT COMEDY SHOW. 1129 00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:37,119 YOU SHOT IT AT A DRIVE-IN 1130 00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:37,119 THEATRE IN BROOKLYN. 1131 00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:39,269 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A 1132 00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:39,269 A DRIVE-IN THEATRE IN BROOKLYN 1133 00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:44,210 >> YEAH. 1134 00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:44,210 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THE IDEA COME 1135 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,269 TOGETHER 1136 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,269 HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 1137 00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:47,130 YOU DIRECT IT. 1138 00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:47,130 >> WELL, I DID A TWEET IN 1139 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,059 MARCH, AND MY THEN MY MANAGER 1140 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,059 WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD DO THAT AS 1141 00:30:49,059 --> 00:30:50,119 A REAL THING." 1142 00:30:49,059 --> 00:30:50,119 I TWEETED ON MARCH 3rd OR 1143 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:51,240 SOMETHING, "HEY, DRIVE-IN 1144 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:51,240 COMEDY, TRYING TO BE FUNNY, YOU 1145 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,170 KNOW 1146 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,170 ON TWITTER." 1147 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:57,049 YOU KNOW, HOW I LIKE TO MIX IT 1148 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:57,049 UP A LITTLE. 1149 00:30:57,049 --> 00:30:59,099 AND THEN HE GOES, HE STARTED 1150 00:30:57,049 --> 00:30:59,099 PITCHING IT AROUND AND HBO MAX 1151 00:30:59,099 --> 00:31:01,130 WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WE'LL DO 1152 00:30:59,099 --> 00:31:01,130 A SPECIAL. 1153 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,250 SO, THEN I GET ALL MY FRIENDS, 1154 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,250 AND IT'S BASICALLY US DOING 1155 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:09,029 A SOCIALLY DISTANT, DOING 1156 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:09,029 STAND-UP FOR CARS, WHICH, YOU 1157 00:31:09,029 --> 00:31:15,200 KNOW, LIKE 50 CARS IN A PARKING 1158 00:31:09,029 --> 00:31:15,200 LOT, AND IT WAS FUNNY. 1159 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,150 A LOT OF PEOPLE, LIKE THE 1160 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,150 EMCEE, RICH WEST COAST, "HEY, 1161 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:20,009 DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, WE DON'T 1162 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:20,009 HAVE BOUNCERS HERE 1163 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:23,250 IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE, WE HAVE 1164 00:31:20,009 --> 00:31:23,250 TOW TRUCKS." 1165 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,049 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED 1166 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,049 ABOUT IT, IS ALSO, NOT JUST THE 1167 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:30,019 ACTS ON STAGE BUT ALSO A LOT OF 1168 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:30,019 THE -- JUST WHAT COMEDIANS TALK 1169 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:33,099 ABOUT BACKSTAGE. 1170 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:33,099 >> YEAH. 1171 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:36,180 >> Jimmy: AND HANGING OUT. 1172 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:36,180 >> ALL THAT BANTER 1173 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,279 ALL THE FUN OF THE --, YOU KNOW 1174 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,279 THAT COMMUNAL BONDING THAT YOU 1175 00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:41,190 MISS BECAUSE YOU NO LONGER HAVE 1176 00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:41,190 THAT 1177 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,289 BECAUSE YOU'RE BY YOURSELF 1178 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,289 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN AUDIENCE 1179 00:31:43,289 --> 00:31:48,000 ANYMORE. 1180 00:31:43,289 --> 00:31:48,000 YOU'RE LITERALLY BACK TO BEING 1181 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,259 ALONE. 1182 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,259 I'VE SEEN THEM, IT'S YOU AS 1183 00:31:49,259 --> 00:31:51,029 A LITTLE BOY, WITH A HAIR BRUSH 1184 00:31:49,259 --> 00:31:51,029 IN FRONT OF YOUR MIRROR DOING 1185 00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:52,089 A JOKE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 1186 00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:52,089 IF THEY'RE GETTING LAUGHS OR 1187 00:31:52,089 --> 00:32:03,019 NOT. 1188 00:31:52,089 --> 00:32:03,019 >> Jimmy: YOU GET IT -- YOU GET 1189 00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:10,019 RIGHT IN THERE, YOU KNOW 1190 00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:10,019 IT IS A BIT AWKWARD, YOU KNOW? 1191 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:13,000 DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOST 1192 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:13,000 AWKWARD GIG YOU EVER HAD 1193 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,029 >> WELL, I MEAN, COMPARED TO 1194 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,029 LIKE, THE CAR GIG, THAT'S WHAT 1195 00:32:16,029 --> 00:32:23,220 I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL 1196 00:32:16,029 --> 00:32:23,220 PEOPLE, WE'VE HAD SO MANY GIGS 1197 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,289 YOU KNOW IN COMEDY, WE'RE 1198 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,289 SUDDENLY, LIKE, DOING COMEDY 1199 00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:26,140 CLUBS. 1200 00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:26,140 THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 1201 00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,069 AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU'RE NEXT 1202 00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,069 TO SOMEBODY'S POOL IN 1203 00:32:28,069 --> 00:32:30,029 A BACKYARD, AND YOU'RE LIKE, 1204 00:32:28,069 --> 00:32:30,029 WAIT A MINUTE, "I'M SUPPOSED TO 1205 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:32,150 DO COMEDY HERE, RIGHT? 1206 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:32,150 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AWFUL 1207 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,210 SO, MY FAMOUS BAD GIG IS 1208 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,210 DE NIRO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 1209 00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:37,019 HIS 60th BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1210 00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:37,019 AND I WENT IN THERE, AND RUINED 1211 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:41,130 HIS BIRTHDAY 1212 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:41,130 HERE'S HOW BAD IT WAS. 1213 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,170 EVEN I WAS LIKE MAYBE I'M 1214 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,170 EXAGGERATING, IT WASN'T THAT 1215 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:44,190 BAD. 1216 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:44,190 HE'S HAD SUCH A LIFE FILLED 1217 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:46,059 WITH SO MANY THINGS, HE 1218 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:46,059 PROBABLY DOESN'T REMEMBER IT, 1219 00:32:46,059 --> 00:32:47,140 AND THEN LIKE TEN YEARS LATER, 1220 00:32:46,059 --> 00:32:47,140 JIM NORTON, WE HAPPENED TO TALK 1221 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:51,160 TO DE NIRO OUTSIDE OF SOME 1222 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:51,160 THING. 1223 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,200 AND JIM NORTON GOES, "REMEMBER 1224 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,200 THE TIME HE BOMBED AT YOUR 1225 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,259 BIRTHDAY PARTY?" 1226 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,259 AND DE NIRO AND HIS WIFE BOTH 1227 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:58,049 GOT THIS LOOK IN THEIR EYES OF 1228 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:58,049 HATE 1229 00:32:58,049 --> 00:33:02,099 IT WAS THAT, TEN YEARS LATER 1230 00:32:58,049 --> 00:33:02,099 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1231 00:33:02,099 --> 00:33:03,190 >> THE GUYS TRAVELED THE WORLD 1232 00:33:02,099 --> 00:33:03,190 EIGHT TIMES SINCE THEN 1233 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,279 PROBABLY, AND IT STILL BROUGHT 1234 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,279 AN UGLY ENERGY TO BOTH OF THEM 1235 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:08,000 THAT'S HOW BAD IT WAS. 1236 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:08,000 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT 1237 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,190 IT 1238 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,190 >> I JUST WENT UP THERE. 1239 00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:12,150 AND I WAS PLANNING ON, YOU 1240 00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:12,150 KNOW, I HAD THIS BIG PLAN. 1241 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,220 SHE JUST TOLD ME TO GO UP AND 1242 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,220 DO AN IMPRESSION OF DE NIRO AND 1243 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,259 LEAVE. 1244 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,259 BUT I WAS LIKE RALPH KRAMDEN, 1245 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:18,180 "NO, I'M GOING TO -- I'LL DO 1246 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:18,180 MORE THAN THAT." 1247 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,069 SHE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT 1248 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,069 I MEAN, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S 1249 00:33:20,069 --> 00:33:22,240 DOING, HE'S A COMEDIAN." 1250 00:33:20,069 --> 00:33:22,240 >> Jimmy: WERE NOT ASKING FOR 1251 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,259 MORE 1252 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,259 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING 1253 00:33:24,259 --> 00:33:26,250 YEAH, I WAS ROASTING HIM 1254 00:33:24,259 --> 00:33:26,250 THE CROWD DIDN'T KNOW. 1255 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,269 I TOLD HER, DON'T INTRO ME 1256 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,269 WHICH IS ANOTHER AMATEUR 1257 00:33:28,269 --> 00:33:30,079 MISTAKE. 1258 00:33:28,269 --> 00:33:30,079 OF COURSE, NOBODY KNOWS WHO I 1259 00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:32,250 AM 1260 00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:32,250 I GO UP, AND I START TRASHING 1261 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,200 HIM, MAKING ROAST JOKES. 1262 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,200 AND THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF 1263 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,089 DINNER, JIMMY. 1264 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,089 IT'S NOT EVEN DARK OUT 1265 00:33:38,089 --> 00:33:41,269 IT'S LIGHT OUT 1266 00:33:38,089 --> 00:33:41,269 SO EVERYBODY'S THERE 1267 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:46,279 SO, ROBIN WILLIAMS, I LEAVE 1268 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:46,279 SOAKED IN SHAME AT THE END 1269 00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:49,000 I WALK OUTSIDE, BUT IT WAS 1270 00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:49,000 SLIGHTLY RAINING, AND I HAD 1271 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,069 THIS NEW CASHMERE SHIRT ON THE 1272 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,069 HANGER, I HAD ANOTHER SHOW THAT 1273 00:33:50,069 --> 00:33:52,089 NIGHT. 1274 00:33:50,069 --> 00:33:52,089 SO, I HAD A SHIRT AND 1275 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:56,000 ROBIN WILLIAMS COMES OUT AND 1276 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:56,000 LIKE COMMISERATING WITH ME 1277 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,259 AND I GO, "I JUST DON'T KNOW." 1278 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,259 AND I GESTURE -- AND THE SHIRT 1279 00:33:57,259 --> 00:34:01,009 FALLS OFF THE HANGER INTO 1280 00:33:57,259 --> 00:34:01,009 A PUDDLE AND A CAB RUNS IT OVER 1281 00:34:01,009 --> 00:34:03,230 IN THE RAIN. 1282 00:34:01,009 --> 00:34:03,230 ROBIN WILLIAMS COULDN'T STOP 1283 00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:06,119 LAUGHING 1284 00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:06,119 I JUST WALKED AWAY, AND I 1285 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:07,240 DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANOTHER WORD 1286 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:07,240 I JUST LEFT. 1287 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,130 SAW HIM LIKE TWO YEARS LATER 1288 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,130 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. 1289 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,019 TALK ABOUT THE WORST GIG AND 1290 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,019 JUST GOT WORSE 1291 00:34:12,019 --> 00:34:13,280 OH MY GOD. 1292 00:34:12,019 --> 00:34:13,280 THAT'S PERFECT 1293 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,139 >> IT WAS BRUTAL 1294 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,139 >> Jimmy: BUT I LOVE THAT HE'S 1295 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,280 THERE TO LAUGH 1296 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,280 I LOVE THAT COMIC --YOU NEED A 1297 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,090 A COMEDIAN 1298 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,090 >> THANK GOD, YES. 1299 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,210 HE UNDERSTOOD. 1300 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,210 IN FACT, HE SAID HIS WIFE WAS 1301 00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:22,199 GOING, "HELP HIM." 1302 00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:22,199 HE GOES, "NO, HE DOESN'T WANT 1303 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:24,159 ME TO HELP HIM." 1304 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:24,159 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WANT TO SHOW 1305 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,130 A CLIP OF YOUR SPECIAL 1306 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,130 THIS IS "COLIN QUINN & FRIENDS: 1307 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:29,170 A PARKING LOT COMEDY SHOW" TAKE 1308 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:29,170 A LOOK AT THIS CLIP. 1309 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:35,110 >> YOU'VE NEVER DONE A SHOW 1310 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:35,110 WITH ALL THESE CARS, RIGHT 1311 00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:38,219 >> NOT REALLY, NO. 1312 00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:38,219 >> I'M JUST WONDERING HOW IT'S 1313 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:42,170 GOING TO WORK. 1314 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:42,170 >> OH YEAH BOSS, WE GOTTA TALK 1315 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,000 ABOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS 1316 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,000 SO WHEN YOU COME OUT, THE GUY 1317 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,239 THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE 1318 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,239 MICROPHONE, HE MIGHT BE 1319 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:50,260 CHANGING IT WHILE YOU'RE ON 1320 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:50,260 STAGE DURING THE ACT 1321 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:53,019 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1322 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:53,019 >> THE GUY'S GOING TO BE ON 1323 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:55,199 STAGE. 1324 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:55,199 >> AS I'M TALKING? 1325 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:57,260 >> SAFETY FIRST THEY SAY WITH 1326 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:57,260 THIS COVID, THANK YOU FOR 1327 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:01,010 CLEANING THIS OFF. 1328 00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:01,010 LISTEN, YOU'RE A BIG NAME. 1329 00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:03,010 AND AFTER THIS, BELIEVE ME, 1330 00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:03,010 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO 1331 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:08,079 ROOFTOPS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE 1332 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:08,079 ABLE -- DRIVEWAYS 1333 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:10,170 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PARKING 1334 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:10,170 GARAGES? 1335 00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:13,019 IT'S NOT GOING TO END FOR YOU. 1336 00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:13,019 >> WE GOT A BIG TREE HOUSE SHOW 1337 00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:19,059 COMING UP. 1338 00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:19,059 >> YES 1339 00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:20,250 >> Jimmy: COLIN QUINN, 1340 00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:20,250 EVERYBODY. 1341 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,280 HIS BOOK "OVERSTATED: A COAST 1342 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,280 TO COAST ROAST OF THE 1343 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,019 50 STATES" IS AVAILABLE NOW AND 1344 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,019 CHECK OUT "COLIN QUINN & 1345 00:35:23,019 --> 00:35:24,010 FRIENDS: A PARKING LOT COMEDY 1346 00:35:23,019 --> 00:35:24,010 SHOW" ON HBO MAX 1347 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:28,110 IT IS SO FUN TO HAVE YOU, AND 1348 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:28,110 ALWAYS A DELIGHT 1349 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:31,130 AND PLEASE, COME BACK WITH 1350 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:31,130 EVERYBODY, AND STAY SAFE 1351 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,030 >> THANKS JIMMY, YOU TOO 1352 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,030 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH A 1353 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:37,010 A PERFORMANCE FROM SAINt JHN 1354 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:37,010 STICK AROUND 1355 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:54,239 ♪ 1356 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:54,239 >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT, 1357 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,130 PERFORMING "SUCKS TO BE YOU" 1358 00:35:56,130 --> 00:36:00,230 FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "WHILE THE 1359 00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:00,230 WORLD WAS BURNING," HERE IS 1360 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,230 SAINt JHN. 1361 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:08,000 ♪ 1362 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:08,000 ♪ WHOA WHOA 1363 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,119 TOLD LEE HE' 1364 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,119 BE A MILLIONAIRE 1365 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:17,130 SAY YEAH YEAH ♪ 1366 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:17,130 ♪ IT SUCKS TO BE YOU 'CAUSE 1367 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:20,179 I WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU 1368 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:20,179 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1369 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:23,289 BURN TO SEE YOU DANCE ♪ 1370 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:23,289 ♪ DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS 1371 00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:27,110 RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTEL 1372 00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:27,110 I THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1373 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:31,219 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HANDS ♪ 1374 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:31,219 ♪ IT SUCKS TO BE YO 1375 00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:34,170 I WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU 1376 00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:34,170 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1377 00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:38,179 BURN TO SEE YOU DANCE ♪ 1378 00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:38,179 ♪ DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS 1379 00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:41,199 RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTEL 1380 00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:41,199 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1381 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,130 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HANDS ♪ 1382 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,130 ♪ THIS STORY DON' 1383 00:36:45,130 --> 00:36:48,110 START OFF GREA 1384 00:36:45,130 --> 00:36:48,110 I'M A GORILLA GOIN' AP 1385 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,130 I'M JUST A STREET TRYNA ♪ 1386 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,130 ♪ MAKE IT TO A MILL 1387 00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:53,219 IN ALL THE WRONG WAY 1388 00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:53,219 I'M RUNNIN' AL 1389 00:36:53,219 --> 00:36:55,070 THE LONG PLAYS ♪ 1390 00:36:53,219 --> 00:36:55,070 ♪ THEY SAID I WAS BOR 1391 00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,199 THE WRONG SHAD 1392 00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,199 I SHOULDA MADE I 1393 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:58,030 FIVE YEARS AGO ♪ 1394 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:58,030 ♪ FOR REAL I WA 1395 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:01,010 REALLY BORN LATE 1396 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:01,010 I USED TO CARRY STICKS 1397 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,059 IN MY CLOTHES ♪ 1398 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,059 ♪ I CARRY WORK IN MY SHOE 1399 00:37:04,059 --> 00:37:07,179 BELOW THE POVERTY LINE 1400 00:37:04,059 --> 00:37:07,179 WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO 1401 00:37:07,179 --> 00:37:10,190 RUNNIN' THROUGH THIS LIFE ♪ 1402 00:37:07,179 --> 00:37:10,190 ♪ UNTIL TWENTY ON 1403 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,250 TWENTY TWO 1404 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,250 KYRA HELPED ME FIND 1405 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:15,170 DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW ♪ 1406 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:15,170 ♪ SHE SAID SHE BELIEVE IN M 1407 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:18,260 JUST KEEP ON GOIN' 1408 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:18,260 JUST MAKE SURE WHEN YO 1409 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:21,050 GET THERE LEAVE ♪ 1410 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:21,050 ♪ THE DOOR OPEN 1411 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:25,000 I SAID YOU KNOW WHO I AM 1412 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:25,000 KID FROM BROOKLYN ♪ 1413 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,070 ♪ 1414 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,070 ♪ IT SUCKS TO BE YO 1415 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:33,050 I WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU 1416 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:33,050 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1417 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,230 BURN TO SEE YOU DANCE ♪ 1418 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,230 ♪ DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS 1419 00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,250 RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTEL 1420 00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,250 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1421 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:44,219 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HANDS ♪ 1422 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:44,219 ♪ IT SUCKS TO BE YO 1423 00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:47,179 I WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU 1424 00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:47,179 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1425 00:37:47,179 --> 00:37:51,099 BURN TO SEE YOU DANCE ♪ 1426 00:37:47,179 --> 00:37:51,099 ♪ DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS 1427 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:54,050 RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTEL 1428 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:54,050 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1429 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:59,090 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HANDS ♪ 1430 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:59,090 ♪ I TELL NOBODY 'BOUT M 1431 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:01,280 DREAMS WORKIN' 1432 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:01,280 AT THE HOTEL 1433 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,170 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK ♪ 1434 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,170 ♪ CONFESSIONS OVER THER 1435 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:07,019 MIGHT GO WEL 1436 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:07,019 AND GOIN' BACK TO THE HOOD 1437 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:09,039 MEANS THAT I ♪ 1438 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:09,039 ♪ OF COURSE FAILE 1439 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,230 YOU EITHER KILL OR 1440 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,230 ARE KILLED SO 1441 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:15,070 MOVED UPTOWN ♪ 1442 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:15,070 ♪ KYRA SHE GAVE M 1443 00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:17,030 A PLACE TO STA 1444 00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:17,030 MAMA KICKED ME 1445 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,079 OUT BACK THEN ♪ 1446 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,079 ♪ SHE DID IT UNGRACIOUSLY 1447 00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,150 CAME HOME TO ALL OF TH 1448 00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,150 LOCKS CHANGE 1449 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:25,030 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE ♪ 1450 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:25,030 ♪ I'M GLAD WE'R 1451 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:27,250 DOIN' BETTER 1452 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:27,250 WE'RE BOTH OKA 1453 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,110 I STAYED THERE FOR ♪ 1454 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,110 ♪ LIKE THREE YEAR 1455 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,269 OH BLESS HER 1456 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,269 HEART AND SOUL 1457 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:34,090 SHE'S WORTH A POT OF GOLD ♪ 1458 00:38:30,269 --> 00:38:34,090 ♪ SHE'S WORTH A THOUSAN 1459 00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:36,170 YEARS IN G-WAGON 1460 00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:36,170 ON THE ROA 1461 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:38,130 I MADE A PROMISE ♪ 1462 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:38,130 ♪ I PROMISE 1463 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:42,079 I NEVER BETRAY THOSE 1464 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:42,079 SAID SHE BELIEVE 1465 00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:46,150 IN ME JUST KEEP ON GOIN' ♪ 1466 00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:46,150 ♪ JUST MAKE SURE WHEN 1467 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:48,280 YOU GET THERE LEAV 1468 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:48,280 THE DOOR OPE 1469 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,059 I SAID YOU KNOW WHO I AM ♪ 1470 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,059 ♪ IT'S THE KID FROM BROOKLY 1471 00:38:52,059 --> 00:38:55,110 I HAD ABANDONMENT ISSUES 1472 00:38:52,059 --> 00:38:55,110 YOU LEFT ME WHOA HEY 1473 00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:58,230 SUCKS TO BE YOU ♪ 1474 00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:58,230 ♪ I WOULD HAVE LOVED YO 1475 00:38:58,230 --> 00:39:02,019 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1476 00:38:58,230 --> 00:39:02,019 BURN TO SEE YOU DANC 1477 00:39:02,019 --> 00:39:06,059 DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS ♪ 1478 00:39:02,019 --> 00:39:06,059 ♪ RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTELS 1479 00:39:06,059 --> 00:39:09,239 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1480 00:39:06,059 --> 00:39:09,239 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HAND 1481 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,190 IT SUCKS TO BE YOU ♪ 1482 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,190 ♪ I WOULD HAVE LOVED YO 1483 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:17,039 I'D WATCH THE WHOLE WORL 1484 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:17,039 BURN TO SEE YOU DANC 1485 00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,219 DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS ♪ 1486 00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,219 ♪ RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTELS 1487 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:24,260 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1488 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:24,260 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HAND 1489 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:27,280 IT SUCKS TO BE YOU ♪ 1490 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:27,280 ♪ I WOULD HAVE LOVED YO 1491 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,000 I WATCHED THE WHOLE WORL 1492 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,000 BURN TO SEE YOU DANC 1493 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,050 DUCKIN' FROM BOMBSHELLS ♪ 1494 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,050 ♪ RUNNIN' THROUGH CARTELS 1495 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:38,269 THOUGHT WE WOULD DIE 1496 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:38,269 GROWIN' OLD HOLDIN' HAND 1497 00:39:38,269 --> 00:39:43,210 IT SUCKS TO BE YOU ♪ 1498 00:39:38,269 --> 00:39:43,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1499 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:45,070 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 1500 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:45,070 SAINt JHN. 1501 00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:47,289 MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1502 00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:47,289 COME BACK EVERYBODY. 1503 00:39:47,289 --> 00:40:09,099 ♪ 1504 00:39:47,289 --> 00:40:09,099 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1505 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:10,260 WATCHING 1506 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:10,260 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1507 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,119 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1508 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,119 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE, RUDY. 1509 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:17,030 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1510 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:17,030 SETH MEYERS. 1511 00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:25,159 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1512 00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:25,159 ♪ 1513 00:40:25,159 --> 00:40:55,070 ♪ 1514 00:40:25,159 --> 00:40:55,070 ♪