Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - EMMA STONE BEN FALCONE,
MUSICAL GUEST JOSH GROBAN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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Jimmy: WELCOME EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND SOME
JOKES HERE WELL, GUYS, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S EFFORTS TO FLIP THE
ELECTION IN COURT ARE NOT GOING WELL OUT OF MORE THAN 30 LAWSUITS,
AT LEAST 24 HAVE ALREADY BEEN DISMISSED. AND THIS WEEKEND EVEN
CHRIS CHRISTIE JUMPED SHIP LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID
IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE
OF FRAUD, PRESENT IT AND WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE IS, QUITE FRANKLY, THE -- THE
PRESIDENT'S LEGAL TEAM HAS BEEN A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT Jimmy: YUP, CHRIS CHRISTIE
CALLED TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM "A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT." MEANWHILE, PEOPLE IN FOREIGN
COUNTRIES ARE LIKE, "ACTUALLY IT'S EMBARRASSING HERE TOO." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN TRUMP HEARD WHAT CHRISTIE SAID HE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT
EVER SINCE I GAVE YOU COVID YOU'VE BEEN A REAL PAIN IN THE BUTT."
[ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE TRUMP'S NOT HAPPY WITH HIS LEGAL TEAM.
HE JUST REMOVED ONE LAWYER WHO WAS SPREADING SOME PRETTY CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
WATCH THIS
THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S TRYING TO DISTANCE ITSELF FROM
CONTROVERSIAL ATTORNEY SIDNEY POWELL. POWELL IS AMONG THOSE PUSHING
A CONVOLUTED CONSPIRACY THEORY CLAIMING AN INTERNATIONAL PLOT INVOLVING IN PART A DEAD
DICTATOR, LED TO STOLEN VOTES. Jimmy: YEAH SHE GOT KICKED OFF TRUMP'S
LEGAL TEAM FOR BEING TOO CRAZY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE GETTING KICKED OFF
OF "REAL HOUSEWIVES" FOR BEING TOO CRAZY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW HOW NUTS YOU HAVE TO BE WHEN RUDY GUILIANI'S HEAD STARTS
LEAKING AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS FIRED [ LAUGHTER ]
FOR ANYONE ASKING WHAT'S MORE EMBARRASSING THAN BEING ON THE TRUMP LEGAL TEAM, THE ANSWER IS
GETTING FIRED FROM THE TRUMP LEGAL TEAM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT EASY TO FIRE A CONSPIRACY THEORIST EITHER YOU SAY WE HAVE TO LET YOU GO,
THEY'RE LIKE, "RIGHT I GET IT [ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL JUST -- I'LL JUST GO, THEN [ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL CLEAN OUT MY OFFICE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
SIDNEY POWELL IS OUT AFTER SHE SAID THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY VENEZUELAN DICTATOR HUGO CHAVEZ
WHO DIED SEVEN YEARS AGO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YUP, HER CONSPIRACY THEORIES
WERE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR TRUMP WELL, TODAY SHE WROTE A FAREWELL E-MAIL.
IT SAID, "MY FELLOW TRUMP LAWYERS, WELL, IT FINALLY HAPPENED
THE ILLUMINATI GOT ME FIRED. LUCKILY, YOU'LL STILL FIND THE CULPRITS WHO HACKED THE
ELECTION HUGO CHAVEZ, CHARLES BARKLEY AND FLO THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE LADY
THEY'RE IN A BUNKER NINE MILES BELOW BEFORE THE TIMES SQUARE BUBBA GUMP's SHRIMP.
THE PASSWORD TO ENTER IS 'ELVIS IS ALIVE AND HE LIVES AT AREA 51.'
HAIL ZOLTAR, SIDNEY. P.S. JETS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR.
[ APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT TODAY FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP
RECEIVED THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE HERE'S A PHOTO
THE BIG, WARM SMILE. MELANIA ACCEPTED THE TREE AND SAID -
WHO GIVES A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS STUFF? Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SIDNEY POWELL WAS LIKE, "DON'T LET THAT TREE
INSIDE IT'S A VENEZUELAN TRANSMITTER. SPEAKING OF THE HOLIDAYS,
THANKSGIVING IS ALMOST HERE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TRAVELING BELIEVE IT OR NOT DESPITE THE
RISKS. WATCH THIS
ON THURSDAY, THE CDC
RECOMMENDED AGAINST TRAVELING AND GATHERING FOR THANKSGIVING ACCORDING TO TSA OVER THE
PAST THREE DAYS MORE THAN THREE MILLION PEOPLE PACKED THE NATION'S AIRPORTS, IGNORING THE
CDC'S ADVICE Jimmy: WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING?
3 MILLION AMERICANS ARE GOING TO SHOW UP FOR THANKSGIVING LIKE, "I BROUGHT SOME YAMS OR
MAYBE THE PLAGUE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRAVEL THIS
WEEK AT LEAST DO THE DECENT THING BY SEALING YOURSELF IN A A BOX AND LETTING FEDEX SHIP
YOU HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN'T BE COMFORTING WHEN YOU'RE
AT A CROWDED AIRPORT WATCHING CNN TALK ABOUT HOW DUMB IT IS TO BE AT AN AIRPORT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN EVEN AIRPORT SUSHI THINKS YOU'RE
DISGUSTING [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT ALL, THE CDC IS
ALSO WARNING AGAINST TRAVELING ON CRUISE SHIPS. THEY JUST RAISED THE RISK LEVEL
TO LEVEL FOUR WHICH IS AS HIGH AS IT GOES TO PUT THAT INTO PERSPECTIVE,
AFTER IT HIT THE ICEBERG, THE TITANIC WAS AT LEVEL THREE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
EVEN PEOPLE WHO FLEW THIS WEEKEND ARE LIKE, "THOSE CRUISE GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND INTERESTING -- A RECENT POLL FOUND THAT NEARLY 60% OF
AMERICANS WOULD GET A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING POLL
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 60% SAID, "I WOULD GET THE VACCINE.
30% SAID, "I WOULD NOT GET THE VACCINE. 10% SAID, "WAIT, WHY NOT
IT PREVENTS YOU FROM GETTING THE CORONAVIRUS. 40% SAID, "I DON'T KNOW.
JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS I GUESS. 15% SAID, "MORE NERVOUS THAN GETTING THE 'RONA?
I'D GET A THOUSAND SHOTS IF I COULD. 82% SAID, "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY DID A THOUSAND SHOTS THE VODKA ON THE FRIDGE IS HALF EMPTY.
40% SAID "OH, DON'T EVEN START, JODIE. I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE A LITTLE
TITO'S AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK." 73% SAID "WORK
YOU CALL THAT WORK CARL, YOU SELL YOUR OLD BEANIE BABIES ON EBAY
YOU MADE 40 BUCKS SINCE MARCH. GET OVER YOURSELF. 24% SAID, "WHY AM I THE VILLAIN
HERE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT TO AN APPLE BUTTER FESTIVAL WITHOUT
A MASK AND STILL WON'T GET A A VACCINE. 80% SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT
FINE I'LL GET A VACCINE BUT ONLY IF IT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO YOUR BS.
40% SAID, "YOU'RE THE REASON I NEED THE TITO'S JODIE. NOT MY JOB
YOU. FINALLY, 40% SAID, "I AM UNDECIDED ABOUT THE VACCINE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT OF COURSE THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF OUR SEGMENT,
"INTERESTING POLLS." * HEY, THIS IS NICE HERE
30 ROCK, THE SKATING RINK IS NOW OPEN, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR A MASK AND YOUR TIME ON
THE ICE IS LIMITED TO 50 MINUTES THERE AREN'T A LOT OF TOURISTS
IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW THIS MORNING IT WAS JUST A HOT DOG GUY AND CABBIE DOING A
A THREE MINUTE PARIS PROGRAM TO "ENDLESS LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YUP, THIS RAISES AN INTERESTING QUESTION IF THE RINK IS OPEN BUT NO ONE IS THERE TO REALLY
WATCH TOURISTS FALL DOWN IS IT REALLY OPEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HERE SOME BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW THAT GUITAR CENTER JUST FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY
TODAY GUITAR CENTER THANKED THEIR EMPLOYEES AND ALL THE LIARS WHO SAID THEY SPENT
QUARANTINE LEARNING A NEW INSTRUMENT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BIG DEAL 'CAUSE NOW IF BROOKSTONE CLOSES WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF
PLACES WHERE YOU CAN KILL 45 MINUTES WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A LOCAL STORY OVER THE WEEKEND THE POLICE
BUSTED A BIG GATHERING IN QUEENS CHECK OUT WHAT IT WAS.
IN QUEENS, POLICE BROKE UP A PRIVATE SWINGERS PARTY OFFICERS RESPONDED TO THE CLUB
CALIGULA ON 20th AVENUE IN ASTORIA SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT YESTERDAY.
AT LEAST 80 PEOPLE WERE INSIDE THE CLUB [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NOW WE KNOW WHAT "KING OF QUEENS" WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF IT AIRED ON
CINEMAX. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A CRAZY SCENE
ONE OFFICER WALKED IN, AND YELL, "FREEZE! WHILE ANOTHER YELLED, "CHERYL?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN CANADA OFFICIALS HAD TO PUT UP ROAD
SIGNS WARNING DRIVERS NOT TO LET THE MOOSE LICK THEIR CARS. THIS IS REAL
LOOK AT THIS IT WAS WEIRD FOR DRIVERS WHO ONLY SAW THE SECOND PART OF
THAT MESSAGE, LIKE, "LICK MY CAR? OKAY."
[ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY IT'S BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR THE MOOSE SINCE
OFFICIALS BROKE UP THEIR UNDERGROUND SWINGERS CLUB. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY!
Jimmy: HEY EVERYONE IT IS MONDAY WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK.
WE HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. MELISSA McCARTHY WILL BE HERE!
[ APPLAUSE ] THE ORIGINAL CAST OF "SAVED BY THE BELL" WILL BE ON THE SHOW!
[ APPLAUSE ] WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM SHERYL CROW
[ APPLAUSE ] AND BE SURE TO STAY RIGHT HERE THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE GAME.
WE HAVE A BIG THANKSGIVING SHOW JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE OUR
GUEST! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'LL TALK ABOUT HIS NEW BOOK AND WE
GOT SOMETHING FUN PLANNED WITH HIM PLUS BAD BUNNY WILL BE HERE TO TALK, PERFORM, AND MORE
SO TUNE IN THANKSGIVING NIGHT. SET YOUR DVRs. SET YOUR BETA MAX MACHINE.
SET YOUR TIVOS, YOUR DIVOS, EVERYTHING YOU GOT, MAN. SET IT ALL UP BECAUSE YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS WEEK ESPECIALLY. BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE."
EMMA STONE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STONEY
PLUS HE DIRECTED THE HBO MAX FILM "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" THE VERY FUNNY BEN FALCONE IS ON
THE SHOW [ APPLAUSE ] AND WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM
JOSH GROBAN! [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO WANT TO MENTION THIS
WEEK'S "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAG WITH THANKSGIVING COMING UP AND PEOPLE GETTING SET UP TO MAKE
THEIR BIG DINNER WE SENT OUT THE #COOKINGFAIL SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG,
JUST GO ON TWITTER AND TWEET OUT SOME WEIRD, FUNNY OR EMBARRASSING THING THAT
HAPPENED TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IN THE KITCHEN. THEN USE THE #COOKINGFAIL AND
WE'LL SHOW OUR FAVORITES ON THE SHOW WEDNESDAY NIGHT IT'LL BE FUN
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON YOUR THANKSGIVING
ZOOM GUYS, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE
HEADLINE COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED."
* NEWS AND IMPROVED *
Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS
"TRUMP GREETS REPORTERS. THE HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY
LOOK TO THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "DRUNK FRIEND SIGNALS 'ALL GOOD' FROM BACK OF
COP CAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO HERE
THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "GUILIANI GIVES PRESS CONFERENCE" BUT IF YOU ONLY
LOOK AT THE PHOTO THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "JUST FOR MEN URGES CUSTOMERS TO FOLLOW THE
ONE BOX A DAY RULE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HONESTLY, LOOKS LIKE SOY SAUCE
Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "BIDEN NAMES FIRST CABINET
PICK." THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN TELLS GRIPPING STORY ABOUT
RECENT PROSTATE EXAM." SEE HOW IT IS? [ LAUGHTER ]
THE HEADLINE -- THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "McCONNELL PROPOSES SHIFTING FUNDS.
COME ON. THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "TURKEY GIVES CLOSING ARGUMENT
ON WHY HE SHOULD BE SPARED THIS YEAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MEDVEDEV WINS PARIS MASTERS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN
VOWS NEVER AGAIN TO GO ON AMAZON WHILE DRUNK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"THE HECK IS IT? TIE RACK?" NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "IOWA
CELEBRATES AFTER WINNING TOUCHDOWN. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN
"IOWA'S HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES AND THEY'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.
[ APPLAUSE ] THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "HARRIS BRIEFED ON ECONOMY."
THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT FRIEND WHO WENT TO BATHROOM
20 MINUTES AGO." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "NASA TEAMS
UP WITH SPACE-X. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "OLD NAVY ANNOUNCES NEW PANDEMIC
CHIC LINE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "CHINESE
DEMAND FOR CROPS INCREASES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN AGAIN MISCALCULATES HOW MUCH
PASTA TO PUT IN THE POT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "DID YOU EVER BUY THIS -- I BET
YOU BOUGHT ONE Tariq: WHAT Jimmy: ONE OF THOSE -- THEY
ALMOST LIKE A RULER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THAT HAVE HOLES IN IT AND YOU PUT THE
PASTA IN THE HOLES TO MEASURE OUT HOW MUCH Questlove: YEAH I KNOW.
Tariq: NO, NO Jimmy: HAVE YOU BOUGHT ONE? Tariq: NO
Jimmy: I THINK QUESTLOVE HAVE Questlove: YEAH, I JUST TAKE
A HANDFUL OF PASTA, SNAP IT IN HALF, AND GO FOR IT. Jimmy: WHY DO YOU SNAP IT IN
HALF Questlove: I DON'T LIKE SUPER LONG NOODLES
YOU KNOW Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GAME, DUDE
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T DO LIKE "LADY AND THE TRAMP" STUFF
Questlove: I MEAN, NO, NO, ESPECIALLY NOT DURING COVID. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH YOUR FAMILY, YOUR WIFE, MICHELLE
Questlove: I MEAN, YEAH HEY, MAN, ANYBODY CAN GET -- [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, MAN. Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I EAT MY PASTA NOW
Questlove: OH, YEAH Jimmy: MM-HMM ONE GIANT NOODLE IN A BOWL AND
IT TAKES ME AND MY WIFE ABOUT THREE HOURS. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: DO YOU USE A A SPOON TO SWIRL YOUR PASTA
AROUND THE FORK OR --? Jimmy: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
CLEARLY, YOU DON'T 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO SHORT OF PASTA. BUT -- BUT I -- YEAH
I STARTED DOING IT AND KIND OF USED TO MAKE MY DAD MAD FOR SOME REASON.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD?
HE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW, NO ONE DOES THAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I GO, "I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT BUT I'M DOING IT." AND THEN MY MOM WAS LIKE,
"JIMMY'S BEEN TO ITALY SO I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO YEAH. IT THINK IT WAS THE FEELING OH, MR. BIG SHOT
Tariq: SHOWOFF. Jimmy: "YOU GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO EAT PASTA NOW MR. BIG
SHOT GO GET ME A BEER [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I'M JUST KIDDING THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "POMPEO VISITS MIDDLE EAST."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD BANNED SLEEPOVERS AFTER GETTING PRANKED AND GLUING HAND TO
HEAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "REGINALD!
Questlove: THAT'S YOUR KID'S NAME Jimmy: YEAH, REGINALD
[ LAUGHTER ] "REGINALD! NO MORE SLEEPOVERS."
FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE ARRIVES."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "YEAR SUMMED UP IN TREE. THERE YOU GO
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMMA STONE *
Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE
"THE CROODS: A NEW AGE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS WEDNESDAY. HERE IS OUR PAL, EMMA STONE.
OH, EMMA, IT IS SO - HELLO Jimmy: OH, YOU LOOK
FANTASTIC. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE
SHOW GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACE. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
THIS IS SO WEIRD I'M USED TO KIND OF, LIKE, DANCING ON WITH YOU.
Jimmy: I KNOW RIGHT, HAVING AN ENTRANCE THEME. WELL, NEXT TIME.
NEXT TIME, WE'LL BE IN PERSON. NEXT TIME, YES. Jimmy: I KNOW
THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION FOR NOW. Jimmy: THANK YOU.
YEAH GOOD, GOOD, GOOD I WANT TO GET INTO -- THERE'S
A TON OF STUFF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BUT I WANTED TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO
DURING QUARANTINE, AND I WAS TOLD BY OUR PRODUCERS TO ASK YOU THIS, BECAUSE A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE REVISITING OLD HOBBIES, AND THEN THEY SAID THAT YOU MADE ME SOMETHING
BECAUSE YOU GOT INTO MAKING BRACELETS? I GOT INTO MAKING BRACELETS,
YES. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THE KIND OF, LIKE, TYPICAL, YOU
KNOW, ZOOM MEETINGS, SLEEPING MORE THAN USUAL, EATING MORE THAN USUAL KIND OF THING, BUT
THEN I GOT INTO MAKING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, STRETCHY STRING AND BEADED BRACELETS
Jimmy: NOW I HAVE IT HERE AND SO I HAD TO SEND ONE OVER TO YOU.
Jimmy: NOW DID YOU SIGN THIS YEAH.
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. OKAY. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT
Jimmy: CAN WE SEE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN ZOOM IN CAN YOU SEE
IT JUST SAYS BRACELET FOR JIMMY. Jimmy: BRACELET FOR JIMMY
SO GOOD. I'M WEARING IT JUST JIMMY FELT BORING, SO
THAT IS THE BRACELET THAT'S FOR YOU. Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS GUY
YOU CAN ALWAYS WEAR YOUR BRACELET FOR JIMMY Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
BRACELET FOR JIMMY IT'S SO STUPID. Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD
CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION, SO I HAVE, LIKE, A DEAD HAND NOW. OKAY GOOD
THAT WAS THE INTENTION IF YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BLOOD DRAWN OR ANYTHING, YOU CAN USE
IT AS A TOURNIQUET [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MIGHT ACTUALLY
YOU NEVER KNOW IN QUARANTINE, HAVE YOU GOT HOOKED ON ANY NEW SHOWS?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? TELL ME.
I WATCHED A LOT OF SHOWS. I HEAR THAT "THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT" IS VERY GOOD, AND I
HAVE NOT WATCHED THAT YET, BUT -- Jimmy: ME NEITHER
I TRIED A LITTLE BIT YOU DID WHAT HAPPENED?
Jimmy: WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT ROYALS OR SOMETHING.
THAT TYPE OF QUEEN IT'S ABOUT CHESS. Jimmy: YEAH
RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH OH, SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE
CHESS. Jimmy: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE CHESS
I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MY GO-TO THING TO WATCH IT'S NOT YOUR -- YOU'RE NOT
LIKE SEARCHING FOR HOBBIES Jimmy: I CAN DO -- I CAN WATCH ANYTHING
CHESS ISN'T ON THE LIST. IT'S NOT AN ANY -- I HEAR YOU.
I UNDERSTAND Jimmy: I PAY, YOU KNOW, $20 A MONTH FOR NETFLIX.
I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THINGS I WANT TO SEE BUT CHESS --
YOU WANT SOME BANG FOR YOUR BUCK I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Jimmy: I AM CLEARLY WRONG, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT. AND SO I'LL GET INTO IT
EVENTUALLY I KNOW. EVERYBODY DOES LOVE IT
I'M ACTUALLY VERY EXCITED TO WATCH IT BUT, I'VE BEEN WATCHING A BUNCH
OF DIFFERENT STUFF I WATCHED ALL OF MY FAVORITE SHOW, "SEARCH PARTY," WHICH
IS -- NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS SHOW IT'S AMAZING
I WATCHED ALL OF IT IN ONE DAY, ACCIDENTALLY, WHEN IT CAME OUT IN JUNE, AND THEN I WAS LIKE,
"I WISH I HAD STRETCHED IT OUT MORE." BUT NOW, I JUST DISCOVERED "THE
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY." THAT'S NEW
HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET Jimmy: NO I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT
OH, BOY DO YOU NEED TO WATCH IT Jimmy: REALLY
OH, YEAH. Jimmy: SALT LAKE CITY SALT LAKE CITY.
Jimmy: SEE, THIS IS WHY I ASK. IT'S ONLY -- ONLY TWO EPISODES
ARE OUT SO FAR I DON'T REALLY WATCH A LOT OF REALITY TV ACTUALLY.
I HAVEN'T REALLY WATCHED TOO MANY REAL HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISES
Jimmy: OH BUT SALT LAKE CITY IS INCREDIBLE, BECAUSE YOU ADD THE
MORMON ELEMENT TO IT, AND IT'S JUST -- LIKE THERE'S THE TYPICAL KIND OF LIKE JUDGMENT
OF EACH OTHER AND FIGHTS, BUT WHEN YOU THROW GOD IN THE MIX AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S NOT
WHAT HE WOULD WANT." Jimmy: WOW. IT REALLY TAKES IT TO
ANOTHER LEVEL. ALSO, SOME OF THEM DRINK AND SOME OF THEM DON'T
Jimmy: OF COURSE. BECAUSE OF THE MORMONISM. AND THEN THEY'RE SKIING ALL THE
TIME AND THERE'S A LOT OF -- Jimmy: SO SKI BUNNIES THEY'RE SKI BUNNIES
I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE INTO IT Jimmy: I WILL LOVE IT
THE DRAMA IS EXTREME THERE'S A WOMAN THAT THEY'RE IN A HUGE FIGHT, BECAUSE SHE TOLD
HER THAT SHE SMELLED LIKE A HOSPITAL AND THAT IS THE ROOT OF THEIR
FIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE?
Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD DIS, THOUGH WOO.
YEAH. REALLY, REALLY GOOD DIS. Jimmy: WOW!
GOT UNDER HER SKIN THAT REALLY BOTHERED HER SHE HAD BEEN AT THE
HOSPITAL Jimmy: THAT REALLY GOT TO HER.
I MEAN, COME ON Jimmy: THAT GOT TO HER. IT REALLY GOT TO HER.
YES. IT'S BAD Jimmy: I WATCHED A LITTLE
BIT OF "UNFORGIVING. THE FIRST TWO -- IS IT "UNFORGIVING?"
ON HBO, WITH NICOLE KIDMAN THE CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIE? NO
"THE UNFORGIVEN. IT'S NOW A SITCOM. OH, SO A LITTLE BIT OF
"UNFORGIVEN. OF WHAT -- WHICH ONE IS IT Jimmy: IS IT UNFORGIVEN --
THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO ASK THE NICOLE KIDMAN, HUGH GRANT SHOW
UNFOLLOWING. OH, "THE UNDOING. Jimmy: YES.
IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED? Jimmy: IT'S "THE UNDOING. "THE UNDOING.
BECAUSE MAYBE HE DID SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT VERY
COOL BUT LET'S WATCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Jimmy: OR DID HE NOT DO SOMETHING? WHO IS DOING THAT NEEDS TO BE
UNDID? WHAT NEEDS TO BE UNDONE Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE UNDONE,
I WOULD LIKE THAT. THAT'S A GOOD TITLE. IS IT CALLED "THE UNDONE?
Jimmy: IT SHOULD BE, BUT IT'S GREAT OH, IS IT
OKAY ALRIGHT. I NEED TO WATCH THAT
I LOVE NICOLE KIDMAN Jimmy: DUDE, SHE'S HITTING HOMERS SHE'S FANTASTIC.
OH, SHE IS JUST LIKE A -- Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST -- THAT WAS LIKE WHEN WE USED
TO WATCH "DOWNTON ABBY," AND YOU WOULD JUST WATCH -- IT WAS MAGGIE SMITH, RIGHT?
GOING, LIKE, HITTING IT RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK EVERY LINE JUST SOARING OVER THE -
Jimmy: EVERY -- THIS ONE. UNBELIEVABLE. WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS
YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU'LL BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH. NICOLE KIDMAN JUST STOLE THE
SHOW." SHE'S ALREADY RIDICULOUS. Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS. I'M LIKE, "OH, SHE'S COMING ON SOON."
I WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE IT'S ALMOST LIKE, WHEN
YOU SEE IT YOU'LL BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD THAT'S A MOVIE STAR." WHAT ARE ANY OF US DOING
THIS FOR Jimmy: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
WHEN SHE'S OUT THERE DOING THAT Jimmy: OH, STOP IT.
YOU ARE YOU. I MEAN, I CAN GO THROUGH MY LIST OF MY FAVORITE -- .
JIMMY DO YOU THINK I'M GOOD Jimmy: AM I PRETTY -- AM I A PRETTY GIRL?
[ LAUGHTER ] SMOKING. DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE
OTHER DAY? "EASY A" WAS ON THE OTHER DAY, AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S
PROBABLY BEEN ALMOST, PROBABLY, TEN YEARS I THINK SINCE I FIRST PROBABLY MET YOU, AND THAT
MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC. TEN YEARS WELL I MET YOU BEFORE "EASY
A," DIDN'T I WAS THAT THE FIRST TIME I EVER MET YOU?
Jimmy: NO MAYBE RIGHT BEFORE YEAH.
YES. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, WHICH IS SO SURREAL
AND IT ALSO IS -- OH, THIS WAS ANOTHER THING I WAS TALKING TO YOUR PRODUCERS ABOUT
I WAS LIKE, "OH, WHEN 'EASY A' CAME OUT, RIGHT AROUND THE SAME TIME IS WHEN I GOT MY TATTOO,
AND THEN I GOT INTO -- MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS THIS TATTOO, AND I TOLD THEM WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING
WITH IT, WHICH IS THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SIZE OF A A PENCIL, LIKE PENCIL THIN
DRAWING, AND THIS IS WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO IT Jimmy: IT'S GROWING
THIS IS MY MARKER OF TIME Jimmy: WHAT ARE THEY? ARE THEY CHICKEN HANDS
CHICKEN FEET THEY'RE BLACK BIRD FEET AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS
THEM, AND THEIRS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FADING AWAY, THEY'RE SO THIN
AND MINE HAS JUST BLED OUT, AND BY THE TIME I'M 80, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BLACK BAR AGAINST MY
WRIST. IT IS SO RIDICULOUS HOW BAD THIS IS GETTING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
LIKE THE RING ON A TREE I NOW KNOW THAT IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS.
Jimmy: YOU GOT YOUR GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION FOR "EASY A." WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM THAT
EXPERIENCE GOING TO THE GLOBES WHO DID YOU GO WITH? I WENT WITH MY MOM.
THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES. IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY
EXCITING, AND SO I TOOK MY MOM WITH ME. AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALREADY
TOLD THE STORY BEFORE, BUT WE SAT NEXT TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT.
DID I EVER TELL YOU THIS STORY Jimmy: NEVER. OH MY GOD
WE WERE LIKE, "OF ALL PEOPLE TO BE SITTING NEXT TO AT THAT KIND OF A SHOW, WHOA.
Jimmy: YEAH AND MY MOM NEVER DRINKS, AND SHE HAD CHAMPAGNE THAT NIGHT, WHICH
WAS, YOU KNOW, NOT, PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA, BUT SHE WAS HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.
Jimmy: I LOVE MOM AND SHE STARTED ASKING ANGELINA JOLIE, LIKE, "DO YOU
HAVE KIDS? DO YOU HAVE KIDS ARE YOU, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU
GUYS -- SO YOU --" AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE OUT OF YOUR --" SHE COMPLETELY KNEW,
BUT SHE WAS LIKE MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT THE KIDS. "HOW OLD ARE THEY?
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?" SHE KNEW EVERYTHING. BUT THEY WERE SO NICE.
THEY WERE SO NICE. Jimmy: YEAH SHE IS COOL.
WE HAD A BLAST. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. THAT WAS A VERY FUN NIGHT.
Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE CROODS: NEW AGE, "WHEN WE
COME BACK. IS THAT COOL STICK AROUND
NO. NO Jimmy: REAL FAST.
WE WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE GONE. NO, I DON'T WANT TO Jimmy: LET'S JUST TALK.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
FINE FINE FINE
Jimmy: MORE WITH EMMA STONE WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I AM TALKING WITH THE GREAT
EMMA STONE OH, MAN, I LOVE YOU, PAL I MISS YOU
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE. IT'S OUT THIS WEDNESDAY.
IT WAS JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY, AND MAN, OH, MAN.
I LOVE THE FIRST "CROODS," AND, UH, I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE
THE FIRST ONE WAS PROBABLY ALMOST A DECADE AGO AS WELL OR WAS THAT -
YEAH. IT CAME OUT IN 2013. Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD?
IT IS SO WILD BUT, YEAH. I STARTED A DECADE AGO AS WELL
THIS IS THE THEME. Jimmy: WOW. IT'S A THEME OF ART.
TONIGHT'S EPISODE IS DECADE -- IT'S THE DECADE THEME. IT'S THE DECADE THEME
EPISODE. AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE
Jimmy: FOR THIS "TONIGHT SHOW" EPISODE. YEAH
TO TALK ABOUT -- YEAH. WE ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU AT HOME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WERE
YOU DOING TEN YEARS AGO? Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU DOING TEN YEARS AGO?
YEAH I MEAN - IN 2010
Jimmy: YOU GAVE US EEP. [ LAUGHTER ] EEP. EEP WAS BORN
Jimmy: YEAH EEP BEGAN Jimmy: FOR EEP THOUGH, IS
THERE A SPECIFIC MINDSET THAT YOU GET INTO BEFORE YOU RECORD LIKE, DO YOU CHANNEL ANYONE?
GOING IN THERE THEY FILM YOU ON A LITTLE, LIKE, PIN CAMERA SO YOU KIND OF DO -- YOU'RE
STILL ACTING LIKE, YOU'RE DOING, AS OVER THE TOP AS YOU WANT TO BE.
THE MORE OVER THE TOP, THE BETTER WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE THEN
THEY'RE ANIMATING, AND THEY'RE, LIKE, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S ACTUALLY, I FIT IN THERE WELL BECAUSE MY FACE IS VERY RUBBERY, AND MY
EXPRESSIONS ARE SOMETIMES A LITTLE TOO BIG BUT IT'S PERFECT FOR EEP, SO
IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S PRODUCTIVE THERE. I DON'T HAVE TO REIN IT IN
Jimmy: YEAH JUST FANTASTIC. Jimmy: YEAH
I DID NOTICE, AND THIS IS SORT OF GIVING MYSELF AWAY, BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL REALLY,
REALLY RECENTLY THAT I THINK I'M A LITTLE BIT INSPIRED BY MONICA FROM "FRIENDS."
WHO COULD NOT BE MORE OPPOSITE FROM EEP AS A CHARACTER. Jimmy: HOW MONICA
BECAUSE I REALIZE SOMETIMES MY CADENCE GOES A INTO A LITTLE BIT LIKE, "I KNOW!
LIKE THAT KIND OF -- THAT SORT OF SOUND Jimmy: THAT IS MONICA
I WAS WATCHING IT, AND I WAS LIKE, "AM I DOING MONICA A A LOT?
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT FOR TEN YEARS. SO -
Jimmy: IT'S VERY COURTNEY COX. I LOVE IT.
A LITTLE EASTER EGG. I'LL TAKE IT, MAN. YEAH, A LITTLE EASTER EGG
THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS PLANTING Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO SET
THIS ONE UP? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT THIS IS -- OKAY, SO, IN THE
ORIGINAL "CROODS", IT'S A CAVE FAMILY NAMED THE CROODS, AND THEY'RE SORT OF LEARNING TO
TRUST LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE CAVE AND NOW THEY'RE MEETING A FAMILY CALLED THE BETTERMANS,
WHO ARE THEIR NAME IS SORT OF IN THEIR TITLE THEY'RE THE BETTER -
Jimmy: YEAH FAMILY. Jimmy: YEAH
IN TERMS OF, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY HYGENIC THEY GROW THEIR OWN FOOD
AND THE CROODS ARE KIND OF BUMPING UP AGAINST THIS FAMILY THAT LIVE IN THIS GORGEOUS TREE
HOUSE. WHEREAS THE CROODS ARE A LITTLE MORE, YOU KNOW
Jimmy: YEAH THEY'RE CAVE DWELLERS SO THEY'RE LEARNING HOW TO GET
ALONG WITH THE NEW WAY OF LIVING Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A
A CLIP HERE'S EMMA STONE IN "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE.
TAKE A LOOK.
THESE ARE THE CROODS. HELLO
HI. WHAT'S UP AND THIS?
NO, NO. YEAH. THIS IS EEP
YOU'RE A GIRL YEAH. A GIRL -- FRIEND.
I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME EITHER
ME EITHER. GIRLFRIEND OKAY, CAREFUL
EXTRA VERTEBRATE. THIS IS AMAZING WHAT DO WE DO
WHAT DO WE SAY TO EACH OTHER? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR
VOICES WHY ARE OUR VOICES GETTING SO HIGH?
Jimmy: EMMA STONE, "THE CROODS: A NEW AGE" IS IN THEATERS WEDNESDAY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BEN FALCONE EVERYONE STICK AROUND
THANK YOU, EMMA. * THANK YOU
* Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND TALENTED
DIRECTOR HIS LATEST MOVIE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" IS
STREAMING ON HBO MAX THANKSGIVING DAY HERE IS BEN FALCONE!
YEAH THANK YOU, BUDDY HEY
Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE GOOD TO SEE YOU
HOW YOU DOING? Jimmy: I'M DOING GREAT. THANK YOU FOR ASKING
I KNOW YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA SO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WHAT DAY IS IT THERE
NOVEMBER 24th I'M 16 HOURS AHEAD OF YOU SO I'M IN YOUR FUTURE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAS
HAPPENED TO YOU. Jimmy: SEE THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO ZOOM WITH YOU.
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME TONIGHT THANK YOU.
YOU'RE ONE DAY AHEAD OF ME THANK YOU. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE
SHOW, BUT WE MET EACH OTHER YEARS AGO AT THE GROUNDLINGS THAT IS RIGHT
DO YOU REMEMBER THE WORKOUT WORKSHOP WHICH IS THEY WOULD HAVE A
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM ALL DIFFERENT LEVELS SO IT WAS SORT OF SCARY BECAUSE
I WAS AT A PRETTY LOWER, YOU KNOW, LEVEL OF THE SCHOOL. I THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT
FURTHER ALONG THAN ME. AND WE ACTUALLY DID A SCENE TOGETHER
AND I WAS JUST SWEATY AND NERVOUS, YOU KNOW. YOU PLAYED A -- YOU SEEMED VERY
COMFORTABLE, AND YOU PLAYED AN INCREDIBLY WEIRD BASS PLAYER AND THE SCENE ACTUALLY WENT
REALLY WELL, AND I JUST KIND OF LET YOU BE THIS WEIRD GUY. Jimmy: WOW.
THEN IT WAS KIND OF A LIGHT BULB FOR ME, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE IF JIMMY CAN BE THAT WEIRD
MAYBE SO CAN I Jimmy: I REMEMBER THOSE CLASSES.
I WAS SO TRYING TO GET -- I WAS IN THE COMEDY ZONE THEN. I WAS TRYING TO GET BETTER
I DID THE GROWLINGS, AND I DID WORKOUT WEDNESDAYS, AND I WOULD GO TO THE IMPROV AND DO STAND
UP OVER THERE. SO IT WAS JUST IN THAT SCENE BUT I WAS ALSO PLAYING A LOT OF
BASKETBALL THAT'S RIGHT. WE PLAYED BASKETBALL TOGETHER.
DO YOU REMEMBER? Jimmy: THIS IS -- I REMEMBER THIS NOW
THERE IS A COURT IN BRENTWOOD. THAT ONE YES
I WAS JUST OFF A SHIP. I WAS WORKING AT THE CBK IN BRENTWOODM, AND I RANDOMLY WENT
TO GO PLAY BASKETBALL BETWEEN TWO SHIFTS JUST TO SHOOT AROUND
AND YOU WERE THERE AND YOU WERE ALWAYS REALLY FRIENDLY TO ME, YOU KNOW, ALL
THE TIME EVEN THOUGH WE WERE SORT OF JUST ACQUAINTANCES, WHENEVER I
WOULD SEE YOU AT GROWLINGS AND YOU WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL AND YOU'RE LIKE, " HEY, LET'S
PLAY WE PLAYED A LITTLE BIT JUST HORSE OR SOMETHING
BUT THEN I SAID HEY MAN HOW'S EVERYTHING YOU JUST GOT REALLY WEIRD AND
MYSTERIOUS AND YOU GO, I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT IS
IT?" YOU'RE LIKE, "I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT.
AND I FIND OUT LATER SOMEBODY'S LIKE, "HEY, DID YOU HEAR HE GOT "SNL?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S WHY HE WAS BEING SO MYSTERIOUS. THAT WAS HIS THING
AND I WENT AND SOLD MORE THAI CHICKEN PIZZAS AT CBK. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: CPK IS GREAT THOUGH! I THINK IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD BARBECUE SAUCE ON A PIZZA.
THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: LOOK AT US NOW LOOK AT US NOW
ZOOMING. LOOK AT US ZOOMING FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.
Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE ALL OVER THE WORLD NOW. REALLY, REALLY INTO USING OUR
LIVES TO ITS FULLEST CAPACITY. BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT "SUPERINTELLIGENCE", I HEARD
THAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH DIFFERENT MUSIC PHASES DURING QUARANTINE
I JUST FIGURED MAYBE CAN YOU WALK ME THROUGH YOUR DIFFERENT PHASES, TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE
YEAH, SURE. UH, I STARTED IN A VERY, VERY HEAVY BILL WITHERS PHASE
Jimmy: OOH. YOU KNOW THE WITHERS Jimmy: YEAH.
USE ME AS I WAS FOLDING LAUNDRY. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU START
THE PANDEMIC AND YOU'RE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT A LOT OF,
IS LAUNDRY BECAUSE MY YOUNGEST CHILD CHANGES CLOTHES AT LEAST FOUR
TIMES, FIVE TIMES A DAY. ABSOLUTELY SO I WAS LISTENING TO A LOT OF
BILL WITHERS THEN I GOT INTO A REALLY DEEP, DEEP HARRY STYLES ZONE
Jimmy: OH, YEAH SO MUCH SO, THAT MELISSA SAID, "YEAH, YEAH.
SHE THINKS THAT I HAVE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HARRY STYLES. AND I'M LIKE, "MAYBE
BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE A CRUSH ON HIS MUSIC Jimmy: WHICH ONE, WATERMELON
SUGAR? SURE. THE NEW ALBUM.
Jimmy: THE NEW ALBUM IS FANTASTIC. I TOTALLY AGREE.
I JUMPED INTO THE SAME THING, TOO. HEAD FIRST
YOU GOT TO GO, AND YOU GO HEAD FIRST INTO THAT STYLES POOL
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GO FEET FIRST OR CANNON BALL IN THERE.
NO. GIVE ME THE SMOOTH WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN SO YOU CAN SEE
ALL THE BEAUTY Jimmy: YOU CAN YELL, "JACK KNIFE" IF YOU WANT TO, BUT NO
ONE IS GOING TO GET THE REFERENCE. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO GET IN
THERE AND START SWIMMING IN THE HARRY STYLES WORLD I UNDERSTAND
YEAH. YEAH AND NOW I -- SOMEBODY SENT ME,
YOU KNOW, I DON'T DO A TON OF SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT THIS WAS A A REALLY GOOD EXAMPLE OF IT.
SOMEBODY SENT ME THIS GROUP CALLED INFINITY SONG ON INSTAGRAM.
THEY'RE LIKE A SIBLING BAND. AND THEY DO THESE COVERS AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MUSIC, AND
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD SO LATELY I'VE BEEN IN THE INFINITY SONG ZONE
Jimmy: UH, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SUPERINTELLIGENCE." YOU ACT IN IT.
YOU DIRECTED IT. AND IT STARS YOUR WIFE MELISSA McCARTHY, UBER FUNNY
WHERE DID THE IDEA COME FROM WELL, MY FRIEND STEVE MALLORY AND
A SCREENWRITER PITCHED IT TO ME, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO INTERESTING BECAUSE IT'S SUCH
A -- IT IS A HIGH CONCEPT LOVE STORY ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
CAME TO LIFE ND, YOU KNOW, WANTED TO STUDY SOMEBODY AND THEN FROM, LIKE, IF THEY
WERE STUDYING YOU WHAT YOU DO FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS DETERMINES THE FATE OF THE
WORLD. IF IT IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD, OR SAVE THE WORLD OR,
HELP US OR WHATEVER. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUPER INTERESTING IDEA
AND SO I, ONCE HE FINISHED IT, I SHOWED IT TO MELISSA, AND WE WENT AND PITCHED IT TOGETHER AT
A PLACE IN TOLUCA LAKE, CALIFORNIA, A LITTLE REAKFAST SPOT
AND WHAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT THAT WAS THAT MELISSA STARTED CRYING AS SHE TALKED ABOUT THE
ENDING WHERE, YOU KNOW, HUMANITY, WHAT WE DO.
AND SO A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE I THINK WERE LIKE, "HEY, MELISSA McCARTHY IS CRYING OVER
THERE WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE. Jimmy: SO EVERYONE IS TURNING AROUND LIKE, "WHAT'S
GOING ON YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CRY YOU'RE THE COMEDY.
AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WASN'T ME IT WASN'T ME!"
AND ALL STUDIO EXECUTIVES WERE LIKE - Jimmy: SHE MADE HERSELF CRY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS A REALLY COOL IDEA
YOU AND MELISSA STARTED THIS 20 DAYS OF KINDNESS CAMPAIGN TO GO ALONG WITH THE MOVIE.
UH, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS, AND WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO DO IT AND I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU DID
IT OH, WELL THANKS IT'S, YOU KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS
ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING, AND IT'S BEEN, OBVIOUSLY 2020 HAS BEEN
A REALLY TOUGH YEAR FOR SO MANY PEOPLE ON SO MANY LEVELS, AND MELISSA SORT OF CAME UP WITH
THE IDEA OF LIKE, WELL, WHY DON'T WE TIE OUR MOVIE CAMPAIGN
INSTEAD OF JUST GOING SAYING HEY WATCH OUR MOVIE WHY DON'T WE DO SOMETHING POSITIVE IN THE
SPIRIT OF THE MOVIE. SO FOR 20 DAYS WE'RE - THE "SUPER INTELLIGENCE" FAMILY
AS WE CALL IT THEY'RE DONATING $20,000 A DAY TO A DIFFERENT CHARITY.
AND ACTUALLY, THEY CAME THROUGH, AT&T CAME THROUGH AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND GAVE
A MILLION DOLLARS TO GIRLS TO COATS SO THIS MOVIE CAMPAIGN IS ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, GENERATING
A LOT OF MONEY FOR CHARITY IT'S GREAT Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING
WHAT ORGANIZATION ARE YOU HIGHLIGHTING TODAY NATIONAL COALITION FOR THE
HOMELESS WHICH IS A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BASICALLY TRYING TO PREVENT AND END
HOMELESSNESS AT THE SAME TIME AS HELPING THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY HOMELESS
SO OBVIOUSLY A GREAT ORGANIZATION WE COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY TO
HELP THEM OUT. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT, BUDDY.
I THINK IT'S SO COOL FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE CAMPAIGN GO TO 20 DAYS OF
KINDNESS.COM AND SEE WHEREVER YOU CAN HELP OUT EVERY LITTLE BIT WORKS
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THE MOVIE. HERE IS BEN FALCONE IN
"SUPERINTELLIGENCE." TAKE A LOOK. TARGET ALPHA HAS RETURNED
ACQUISITION TIME 22:44 SURVEILLANCE HAND-OFF ESTABLISHED.
TEAM ONE HAS EYES AND WILL MAINTAIN HI.
I DON'T THINK THAT MY CAR REALLY WANTS - *
THAT IS PASSION I HAVE NEVER HAD A MOMENT LIKE THAT.
NOT IN MY LIFE. YEP MY OH, MY
STRUGGLING WITH THE SHIRT A LITTLE ALWAYS WANT TO UNDO THE
CUFFS OF THE SLEEVE FIRST. YEAH. HEY, MIX IN A BEDROOM
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YEAH, I DO. I'M A PASSIONLESS GUY
THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE SAYS. Jimmy: BEN FALCONE "SUPERINTELLIGENCE" STREAMING
ON HBO MAX ON THANKSGIVING DAY WE'LL BE BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM JOSH GROBAN
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING. *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "THE WORLD WE KNEW (OVER AND OVER)" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "HARMONY," HERE'S
JOSH GROBAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* * OVER AND OVER
I KEEP GOING OVER THE WORL WE KNEW * * ONC
WHEN YOU WALKED BESIDE M THAT INCONCEIVABLE * * THAT UNBELIEVABLE WORLD
WE KNE WHEN WE TWO WERE IN LOVE * * AND EVERY BRIGHT NEON SIG
TURNED INTO STAR AND THE SUN AND THE MOON * * SEEMED TO BE OURS
EACH ROAD THAT WE TOOK TURNED INTO GOLD * * BUT THE DREAM
WAS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HOLD NOW OVER AND OVER * * I KEEP GOING OVER
THE WORLD WE KNE DAYS WHEN YOU * * USED TO LOVE ME *
* * * AND EVERY BRIGHT NEON SIG
TURNED INTO STAR AND THE SUN AND THE MOON * * SEEMED TO BE OURS
EACH ROAD THAT WE TOOK TURNED INTO GOLD * * BUT THE DREAM WAS TOO MUC
FOR YOU TO HOL NOW OVER AND OVER * * I KEEP GOING OVER
THE WORLD WE KNE DAYS WHEN YOU * * USED TO LOVE ME
OVER AND OVE I KEEP GOING OVER * * THE WORLD WE KNEW *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JOSH GROBAN.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
* * *