1 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,129 >> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,129 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:28,019 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 4 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:28,019 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:28,019 --> 00:00:29,219 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:28,019 --> 00:00:29,219 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,210 GUESTS - 8 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,210 JOE SCARBOROUGH AND 9 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:32,009 MIKA BRZEZINSKI, PAUL BETTANY, 10 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:32,009 MUSICAL GUEST INTERNET MONEY 11 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,039 FEATURING GUNNA, DON TOLIVER 12 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,039 AND NAV, AND FEATURING THE 13 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:43,009 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 14 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:43,009 AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, 15 00:00:34,259 --> 00:00:43,009 JIMMY FALLON 16 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,049 ♪ 18 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:58,109 ♪ 19 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:58,109 >> Jimmy: HELLO. 20 00:00:58,109 --> 00:01:00,100 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 21 00:00:58,109 --> 00:01:00,100 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 22 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,259 WELCOME TO THE "THE TONIGHT 23 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,259 SHOW," EVERYBODY 24 00:01:01,259 --> 00:01:03,119 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 25 00:01:01,259 --> 00:01:03,119 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 26 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:05,269 JOKES. 27 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:05,269 WELL, GUYS, TODAY, PRESIDENT 28 00:01:05,269 --> 00:01:11,219 TRUMP TOOK A BREAK FROM HIS 29 00:01:05,269 --> 00:01:11,219 BUSY SCHEDULE OF RETWEETING 30 00:01:11,219 --> 00:01:14,140 RANDY QUAID AND CARRIED OUT THE 31 00:01:11,219 --> 00:01:14,140 PRESIDENTIAL TRADITION OF 32 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:19,140 PARDONING A TURKEY 33 00:01:15,069 --> 00:01:19,140 HERE'S THE BIG MOMENT BETWEEN 34 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,140 TRUMP AND A TURKEY NAMED CORN. 35 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,200 >> CORN, I HEREBY GRANT YOU 36 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,200 A FULL PARDON. 37 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,239 THANK YOU, CORN. 38 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,239 >> Jimmy: YEAH 39 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:28,230 THAT'S RIGHT 40 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:28,230 THE BIRD NEEDED TO BE PARDONED 41 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:30,120 AFTER IT WAS LET DOWN BY ITS 42 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:30,120 BUMBLING LAWYER, 43 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,039 ROOSTER GIULIANI 44 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,039 [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:01:34,039 --> 00:01:37,020 [ APPLAUSE ] 46 00:01:34,039 --> 00:01:37,020 YEAH, THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE 47 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:39,170 TURKEY WAS PARDONED. 48 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:39,170 THE BAD NEWS IS, TRUMP DIDN'T 49 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:41,240 WEAR A MASK, SO HE'S A GONER 50 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:41,240 ANYWAY 51 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,180 BUT I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE WORE 53 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,079 A MASK 'CAUSE IT'S GOTTA BE 54 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,079 EMBARRASSING IF YOUR CONTACT 55 00:01:47,079 --> 00:01:52,189 TRACING LEADS BACK TO A TURKEY 56 00:01:47,079 --> 00:01:52,189 PARDON 57 00:01:52,189 --> 00:01:53,250 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:52,189 --> 00:01:53,250 I SAW THAT PEOPLE COULD GO 59 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,270 ONLINE AND VOTE FOR THE TURKEY 60 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,270 THEY WANTED PARDONED, CORN OR 61 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:58,219 COB. 62 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:58,219 MEANWHILE, IT TURNS OUT CORN 63 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:04,060 MIGHT'VE WON 'CAUSE THE VOTE 64 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:04,060 WAS RIGGED BY HUGO CHAVEZ. 65 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,109 [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,109 BUT THIS IS NICE 67 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:09,000 I HEARD THAT BEFORE THE 68 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:09,000 CEREMONY, CORN AND COB STAYED 69 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,120 AT THE WILLARD HOTEL 70 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,120 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 71 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,139 YEAH 72 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,139 AS IF THE HOTEL INDUSTRY WASN'T 73 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:18,060 GOING THROUGH ENOUGH DURING 74 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:18,060 COVID, NOW THEY GOT TO DEAL 75 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,159 WITH THIS. 76 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,159 TWO TURKEYS IN A SUITE 77 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,210 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 78 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,210 YEP, WHILE YOU'VE BEEN STUCK IN 79 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:25,259 YOUR STUDIO APARTMENT FOR NINE 80 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:25,259 MONTHS, CORN AND COB HAVE BEEN 81 00:02:25,259 --> 00:02:27,180 DEMOLISHING THE MINI BAR AND 82 00:02:25,259 --> 00:02:27,180 RENTING MOVIES AT THE WILLARD 83 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,240 HOTEL. 84 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,240 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 85 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,289 THAT'S RIGHT, THE TURKEYS HAVE 86 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,289 BEEN STAYING AT THE HOTEL. 87 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:33,250 ALTHOUGH, IT WAS SAD WHEN THEY 88 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:33,250 SAW A FEATHER PILLOW AND 89 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,139 YELLED, "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO 90 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,139 STEVE! 91 00:02:35,139 --> 00:02:39,229 [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:02:35,139 --> 00:02:39,229 SOME MORE NEWS ABOUT THE 93 00:02:39,229 --> 00:02:41,050 PRESIDENT. 94 00:02:39,229 --> 00:02:41,050 I HEARD THAT HE'S PLANNING TO 95 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:43,039 MOVE TO FLORIDA AND A CERTAIN 96 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:46,050 GROUP PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED IF 97 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,050 THEY WANT TO GO WITH HIM 98 00:02:45,259 --> 00:02:46,050 WATCH THIS 99 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:50,240 SECRET SERVICE DETAIL HAVE 100 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:50,240 GOTTEN AN OFFER FROM THE SECRET 101 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,139 SERVICE HEADQUARTERS ASKING IF 102 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,139 THEY WOULD LIKE TO BE 103 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,129 PERMANENTLY MOVED TO MAR-A-LAGO 104 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,129 WITH THE SOON TO-BE 105 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:58,240 EX-PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. 106 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:58,240 >> Jimmy: YUP. 107 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,060 WHEN TRUMP ASKED WHO WANTS TO 108 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,060 GO TO FLORIDA WITH HIM, THE 109 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,009 AGENTS BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD 110 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,009 RECORD FOR THE LONGEST SILENCE 111 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:08,159 IN HISTORY 112 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:08,159 [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:15,050 SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE GOING FROM 114 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:15,050 PROTECTING THE WHITE HOUSE TO 115 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,280 "THE OMELET BAR IS SECURE. 116 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,280 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 117 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,030 "REPEAT, THE OMELET BAR IS 118 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,030 SECURE." 119 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,150 MEANWHILE, DOWN AT MAR-A-LAGO, 120 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,150 I READ THAT THEY'RE ALREADY 121 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:26,009 RENOVATING TRUMP AND MELANIA'S 122 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:26,009 LIVING QUARTERS. 123 00:03:26,009 --> 00:03:28,129 AND THIS IS NICE 124 00:03:26,009 --> 00:03:28,129 TO MAKE TRUMP FEEL BETTER, 125 00:03:28,129 --> 00:03:30,280 THEY'RE REDOING EVERY ROOM TO 126 00:03:28,129 --> 00:03:30,280 LOOK LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE. 127 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,069 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 128 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,069 TRUMP'S ACTUALLY GETTING THE 129 00:03:34,069 --> 00:03:35,289 WORK DONE AT A GOOD PRICE 130 00:03:34,069 --> 00:03:35,289 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO GRAB 131 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:41,090 ALL THE UNUSED LUMBER FROM THE 132 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:41,090 BORDER WALL. 133 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,150 [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,150 SO CONGRATS TO THE TRUMPS AND 135 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:46,099 WHICHEVER BANK REPOSSESSES THAT 136 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:46,099 PROPERTY 137 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:49,189 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:49,189 THIS IS A BIG STORY. 139 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:50,180 PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN HAS 140 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,289 STARTED NAMING KEY MEMBERS OF 141 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:52,289 HIS CABINET. 142 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:52,289 CHECK IT OUT 143 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:59,110 BEGINNING TO BUILD OUT HIS 144 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:59,110 CABINET WITH A DIVERSE GROUP 145 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:02,129 INCLUDING JANET YELLEN FOR 146 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:02,129 TREASURY SECRETARY AND FORMER 147 00:04:02,129 --> 00:04:05,180 SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY 148 00:04:02,129 --> 00:04:05,180 TO SERVE AS A SPECIAL ENVOY ON 149 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:09,090 THE CLIMATE CRISIS 150 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:09,090 >> Jimmy: YEAH, JANET YELLEN 151 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:12,039 AND JOHN KERRY 152 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:12,039 WHOA, BABY, GET PUMPED 153 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:15,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:15,129 MEANWHILE, WHEN I SAW THOSE 155 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,050 PEOPLE, I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, NONE 156 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,050 OF THEM HAVE BEEN ON A GAME 157 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,129 SHOW?" 158 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,129 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 159 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,189 LOOKING AT BIDEN'S CABINET 160 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,189 VERSUS TRUMP'S IS BASICALLY 161 00:04:22,189 --> 00:04:26,170 LIKE COMPARING THE WHITE HOUSE 162 00:04:22,189 --> 00:04:26,170 TO "ANIMAL HOUSE." 163 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:29,129 LISTEN TO THIS 164 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:29,129 JOE BIDEN ANNOUNCED HIS PICKS 165 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:31,019 FOR HIS PRESIDENTIAL CABINET 166 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:31,019 THIS WEEK. 167 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,209 AND THIS IS COOL, WE ACTUALLY 168 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,209 GOT OUR HANDS ON THE VOICEMAILS 169 00:04:33,209 --> 00:04:35,159 BIDEN LEFT FOR HIS CABINET 170 00:04:33,209 --> 00:04:35,159 MEMBERS TELLING THEM THE GOOD 171 00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:36,290 NEWS 172 00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:36,290 THIS FIRST ONE IS FOR HIS 173 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:38,240 SECRETARY OF STATE, 174 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:38,240 ANTONY BLINKEN 175 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:38,240 TAKE A LISTEN. 176 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,060 >> WHAT'S UP, SKIP 177 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,060 JUST CALLING -- YA KNOW YOU'RE 178 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:46,110 MY SECRETARY OF STATE. 179 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:46,110 HEY, REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU 180 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:49,060 COULD MARRY THE SECRETARY? 181 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:49,060 YOU'D GO, "HEY, MISSY. 182 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:51,079 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE 183 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:51,079 THE BOSS MAN, BUT NOW I'M 184 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,240 WONDERING IF I COULD TAKE YOU 185 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,240 TO THE EGG CREAM STAND." 186 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:58,159 [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:04:58,159 --> 00:05:02,259 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT VOICEMAIL 188 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,259 IS FOR SECRETARY OF HOMELAND 189 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,259 SECURITY, ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS 190 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:09,069 >> HEY, ALEJANDRO. 191 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:09,069 I NEED YOU TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY 192 00:05:09,069 --> 00:05:11,029 SAFE FROM THE BAD GUYS, LIKE 193 00:05:09,069 --> 00:05:11,029 TEENYBOPPERS WHO SMASH YOUR 194 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:13,149 MAILBOX WITH A BAT FROM THE 195 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:13,149 BACKSEAT OF A WINNEBAGO, OR 196 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,110 POLISH GUYS AT THE YMCA WHO 197 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,110 SLAP YOUR BACK WHEN YOU'RE 198 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:21,180 WEARING A WET T-SHIRT. 199 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:21,180 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,139 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THIS 201 00:05:22,139 --> 00:05:26,009 VOICEMAIL IS FOR THE NEW 202 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:26,009 TREASURY SECRETARY, 203 00:05:24,029 --> 00:05:26,009 JANET YELLEN 204 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:30,060 HAVE LEFT? 205 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:30,060 OH, I'M ON 206 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:34,189 JANET YELLEN 207 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:34,189 YOU'D BE RESPONSIBLE FOR 208 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:37,110 DECIDING WHICH MONEY IS BEST 209 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:37,110 I'M PARTIAL TO THE NICKEL 210 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:38,240 BECAUSE IT'S GIVEN US SO MANY 211 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:38,240 CLASSIC GAMES. 212 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,159 ROLL THE NICKEL DOWN THE HILL. 213 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,159 HOP OVER THE NICKEL. 214 00:05:41,159 --> 00:05:43,279 TEASE THE NICKEL 215 00:05:41,159 --> 00:05:43,279 TASTE THE NICKEL 216 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,159 >> THIS MAILBOX IS NOW FULL. 217 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,159 GOODBYE. 218 00:05:46,159 --> 00:05:48,060 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - 219 00:05:46,159 --> 00:05:48,060 [ APPLAUSE ] 220 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:51,009 HOP OVER THE NICKEL. 221 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:51,009 THIS WAS A -- ONE OF MY 222 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:53,259 FAVORITE GAMES 223 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:53,259 SOME TV NEWS 224 00:05:53,259 --> 00:05:55,180 I HEARD THAT "THE QUEEN'S 225 00:05:53,259 --> 00:05:55,180 GAMBIT" JUST BECAME THE MOST 226 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:59,159 WATCHED SCRIPTED LIMITED SERIES 227 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:59,159 ON NETFLIX 228 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,050 IT'S AMAZING 229 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,050 ALL IT TOOK WAS CLOSING EVERY 230 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,279 BAR, GYM AND RESTAURANT IN 231 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,279 AMERICA TO GET PEOPLE TO 232 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,230 CARE - 233 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,230 [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:13,100 ABOUT CHESS. 235 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:13,100 [ APPLAUSE ] 236 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:16,050 AND THANKS TO "THE QUEEN'S 237 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:16,050 GAMBIT," SALES OF CHESS SETS 238 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:20,000 ARE WAY UP 239 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:20,000 RIGHT NOW, ELVES IN SANTA'S 240 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,129 WORKSHOP ARE LIKE, "IS THIS 241 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,129 SOME KIND OF JOKE? 242 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:23,019 WHAT'S - 243 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:23,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:24,170 CHESS SETS?" 245 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:24,170 THE MOST POPULAR GAMES ARE 246 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:28,000 PUZZLES AND CHESS, SO GET READY 247 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:28,000 FOR THE HOTTEST CHRISTMAS OF 248 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,199 1927 249 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:34,120 IT'LL BE WEIRD WHEN KIDS ARE 251 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:34,120 LIKE, "IS IT A CHESS SET 252 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:40,090 OH, IT'S JUST A PS5. 253 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:40,090 [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:44,110 THANKS, SANTA. 255 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:44,110 IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN "THE 256 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:48,029 GREAT -- GREAT BRITISH BAKING 257 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:48,029 SHOW" DEBUTED ON NETFLIX, AND 258 00:06:48,029 --> 00:06:50,250 SALES OF TYPE 2 DIABETES 259 00:06:48,029 --> 00:06:50,250 MEDICATION SKYROCKETED 260 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,009 REMINDS ME OF THAT 262 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:54,000 GET THIS 263 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:54,000 I HEARD THAT A LOT OF PELOTON 264 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,090 CUSTOMERS ARE UPSET BECAUSE 265 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,090 THEIR ORDERS HAVE BEEN DELAYED 266 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:57,149 FOR MONTHS 267 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:57,149 YUP. 268 00:06:57,149 --> 00:07:02,089 RIGHT NOW, CUSTOMERS ARE LIKE, 269 00:06:57,149 --> 00:07:02,089 "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REGRET 270 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,120 BUYING THIS THING IF IT NEVER 271 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,120 COMES? 272 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,170 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,170 [ APPLAUSE ] 274 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,160 YOU CAN TELL PELOTON IS GETTING 275 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,160 DESPERATE. 276 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,250 TODAY THEY MAILED PEOPLE A 277 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,250 A SCHWINN WITH A NINE-INCH TV 278 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:16,060 DUCT TAPED TO IT 279 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:16,060 [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,060 HEY GUYS, THE NEWS CAN 281 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,060 SOMETIMES BE PRETTY HEAVY. 282 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,180 SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SECOND 283 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,180 TO FOCUS, IN A POETIC WAY, ON 284 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,240 SOME OF THE NEWS STORIES THAT 285 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,240 YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED THAT ARE 286 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,069 A BIT LIGHTER. 287 00:07:20,069 --> 00:07:23,279 YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN 288 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:23,279 IT'S TIME FOR "IN LIGHTER 289 00:07:23,189 --> 00:07:23,279 NEWS." 290 00:07:26,269 --> 00:07:31,240 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 291 00:07:26,269 --> 00:07:31,240 ♪ 292 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,120 >> Jimmy: ROSES ARE RED, 293 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,120 VIOLETS ARE SYMMETRIC. 294 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,079 15 PHILADELPHIA MOBSTERS 295 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,079 INDICTED INCLUDING 296 00:07:37,079 --> 00:07:39,069 TONY MEATBALLS AND 297 00:07:37,079 --> 00:07:39,069 JOEY ELECTRIC. 298 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:44,110 [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:44,110 [ APPLAUSE ] 300 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:46,000 ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE 301 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:46,000 PLANTS 302 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,170 BRAWL AT COLORADO IN-N-OUT ENDS 303 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,170 WITH CUSTOMER LOSING HIS PANTS 304 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:53,139 [ APPLAUSE ] 305 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:53,139 ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS HAVE 306 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,159 GRACE. 307 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,159 MARTIAL ARTIST REMOVES 308 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:59,040 68 BOTTLE CAPS IN 1 MINUTE 309 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:59,040 USING HIS FACE 310 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,250 [ APPLAUSE ] 311 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,250 ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE 312 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,240 GLUM 313 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,240 FED-UP DRIVER MAKES HIS SON 314 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:13,100 STAND IN SIX-FOOT POTHOLE TO 315 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:13,100 PROVE HOW HUGE IT'S BECOME 316 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,189 [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,189 [ APPLAUSE ] 318 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:18,209 AND FINALLY, ROSES ARE RED, 319 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:18,209 VIOLETS ARE DAFT 320 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:21,170 TWO PILOTS UNDER INVESTIGATION 321 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:21,170 FOR DRAWING GIGANTIC PENIS WITH 322 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,129 AIRCRAFT 323 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:08:22,129 --> 00:08:29,129 [ APPLAUSE ] 325 00:08:22,129 --> 00:08:29,129 ♪ 326 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,149 AND FINALLY, HERE IS NEWS FROM 327 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,149 OVERSEAS 328 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:36,190 QUEEN ELIZABETH JUST LAUNCHED 329 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:36,190 HER ON BRAND OF GIN. 330 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,279 YEAH, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS 331 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,279 'CAUSE I THINK WE'RE A MONTH 332 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:40,100 AWAY FROM THE QUEEN LAUNCHING 333 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:40,100 HER OWN LINE OF VAPE PENS. 334 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:46,129 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, 335 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:46,129 EVERYBODY. 336 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:46,129 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 337 00:08:48,039 --> 00:09:00,250 ♪ 338 00:08:48,039 --> 00:09:00,250 ♪ 339 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,080 >> Jimmy: HEY, THANK YOU VERY 340 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,080 MUCH, EVERYBODY. 341 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,200 APPRECIATE IT. 342 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,200 GUYS, LAST NIGHT AFTER OUR 343 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,159 SHOW, WE ALL WENT DOWN, ME AND 344 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,159 THE ROOTS, OR THE ROOTS AND I 345 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:09,200 WENT DOWN TO -- ME AND THE 346 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:09,200 ROOTS, RIGHT 347 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,129 WENT DOWN TO MACY'S TO REHEARSE 348 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,129 OUR PERFORMANCE IN THE 349 00:09:11,129 --> 00:09:13,149 THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. 350 00:09:11,129 --> 00:09:13,149 >> Questlove: YEAH 351 00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:16,230 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY FUN. 352 00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:16,230 OBVIOUSLY SOCIALLY DISTANT, 353 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:19,049 SAFE AND ALL OF THAT 354 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:19,049 BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IF WE'RE 355 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:21,110 GOING TO DO A PARADE THIS YEAR 356 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:21,110 OR NOT OR ANYTHING 357 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,210 >> Tariq: YUP. 358 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,210 >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY DIDN'T 359 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:25,090 KNOW 360 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:25,090 THEN WE GOT THE CALL FROM NBC. 361 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,279 THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, WOULD YOU 362 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,279 LIKE TO BE PART OF IT? 363 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:29,009 AND HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT? 364 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:29,009 SO WE WERE LIKE, "YEAH, LET'S 365 00:09:29,009 --> 00:09:32,029 DO IT. 366 00:09:29,009 --> 00:09:32,029 WE GOT TO SHOW UP. 367 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,220 SO I WAS LIKE, "ARE WE GOING TO 368 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,220 BE ON A FLOAT? 369 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,179 'CAUSE USUALLY WE'RE ON 370 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,179 A MUFFIN OR SOMETHING. 371 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:37,230 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 372 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:37,230 >> Tariq: RIGHT. 373 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,059 >> Jimmy: WE'VE BEEN ON 374 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,059 A GUITAR 375 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:40,179 >> Questlove: GUITAR 376 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:40,179 >> Tariq: YEAH 377 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,080 >> Jimmy: A MUFFIN 378 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,080 >> Questlove: "SESAME STREET." 379 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,230 >> Tariq: YEAH - 380 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,230 >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? 381 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,129 >> Tariq: "SESAME STREET." 382 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,129 >> Questlove: "SESAME STREET." 383 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:46,250 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, "SESAME 384 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:46,250 STREET." 385 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,080 WE WERE IN A HOUSE WITH THOSE 386 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,080 GUYS 387 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,240 >> Questlove: YEAH 388 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,240 >> Tariq: WEREN'T WE ON A TRAIN 389 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,059 BEFORE 390 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,059 >> Jimmy: I THINK -- FIRST YEAR 391 00:09:51,059 --> 00:09:52,149 ON A TRAIN 392 00:09:51,059 --> 00:09:52,149 >> Tariq: YEAH 393 00:09:52,149 --> 00:09:54,009 >> Questlove: YEAH 394 00:09:52,149 --> 00:09:54,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE ON A 395 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,139 A TRAIN. 396 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,139 BUT ANY -- SO ANYWAYS, I SAID, 397 00:09:55,139 --> 00:09:56,230 "WHAT FLOAT? 398 00:09:55,139 --> 00:09:56,230 THEY SAID, "NO FLOAT." 399 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,120 >> Questlove: AW 400 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,120 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE -- YOU 401 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,279 GUYS ARE DANCING IN THE STREET 402 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,279 I GO, "ALRIGHT, COOL 403 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,279 I GOT YOU. 404 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,279 SO WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT THERE 405 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:04,000 ON THE STREET DOING IT UP. 406 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:04,000 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 407 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,259 IT'S GOING DOWN THANKSGIVING 408 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,259 MORNING. 409 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:09,080 WE -- I ASKED AROUND 410 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:09,080 I FOUND OUT HOW THEY'RE 411 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,029 DOING -- THEY'RE DOING SOME OF 412 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,029 THE BALLOONS, I THINK. 413 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,289 I THINK THEY'RE JUST GOING 414 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,289 AROUND MACY'S? 415 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,110 IN AND OUT OF THE REVOLVING 416 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,110 DOOR 417 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,289 >> Questlove: WITH A BALLOON 419 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,220 >> Jimmy: WITH A GIANT BALLOON, 420 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,220 YEAH 421 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,220 THEY'RE JUST SHOVING IT 422 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,220 THROUGH. 423 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,210 THEY GO, "WHAT IS THAT?" 425 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,100 AND THEY GO, "JUST TRUST ME, 426 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,100 IT'S SNOOPY. 427 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,289 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 428 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,289 JUST TRUST -- WE COULDN'T BLOW 429 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:28,120 IT UP. 430 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:28,120 BUT TRUST ME, THAT'S SNOOPY AND 431 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,029 THAT'S --" 432 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,029 YEAH 433 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,169 BUT, NO, THEY HAVE SOME COOL 434 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,169 IDEAS. 435 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:34,070 THEY ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING 436 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:34,070 DIFFERENT. 437 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:35,289 IT'S JUST -- IT'S EXCITING 438 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:35,289 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T 439 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:40,039 NOT DO THE PARADE. 440 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:40,039 YOU GOT DO THE PARADE. 441 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,100 >> Tariq: YEAH 442 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH 443 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,259 SO IT'S GOING DOWN AND WE'LL BE 444 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,259 THERE. 445 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,120 THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF FUN 446 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,120 PERFORMANCES 447 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:49,070 I HEARD -- "HAMILTON," I HEARD 448 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:49,070 I HEARD "MEAN GIRLS. 449 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:50,190 >> Tariq: GOT TO HAVE YOUR 450 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:50,190 ROCKETTES. 451 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,120 >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S WHAT 452 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,120 GOING TO "BRING A -- BRING A 453 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,139 A TEAR TO ME EYE 454 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,139 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 455 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:56,000 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY 456 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:56,000 IT BRINGS OUT THE IRISH 457 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,279 BROGUE." 458 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,279 >> Tariq: YEAH, MAN. 459 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:00,139 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW 460 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:00,139 >> Questlove: IT'S COOL. 461 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:01,259 >> Jimmy: AND IT BRING - 462 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:01,259 >> Tariq: MINE TOO 463 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:03,159 >> Jimmy: YEAH 464 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:03,159 AND WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENS -- 465 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:06,240 WHAT HAPPENS "WHEN YOU'RE IRISH 466 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:06,240 VOICE COMES OUT? 467 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,169 WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE THERE? 468 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,169 >> Tariq: I START TO SOUND LIKE 469 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,269 POPEYE 470 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,269 I GO, "OH, GA, GA, GA, GA. 471 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,059 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 472 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,059 [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:12,149 YEAH 474 00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:12,149 "HE WILL NOT THERE THIS YEAR, 475 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,210 POPEYE 476 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,210 >> Tariq: RIGHT. 477 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,100 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 478 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,100 THEY'LL WHEEL HIM OUT THROUGH 479 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,289 THE REVOLVING DOOR 480 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,289 THEY GO, "THAT'S POPEYE. 481 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:18,059 TRUST ME." 482 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:18,059 THAT'S ALL GOING DOWN. 483 00:11:18,059 --> 00:11:21,039 IT WAS SO EXCITING TO SEE 484 00:11:18,059 --> 00:11:21,039 EVERYBODY. 485 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,289 YEAH, HOPEFULLY THE ROCKETTES. 486 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,289 THAT'S GOING TO BE THE ONE 487 00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:26,129 IT'S GOING TO BE COOL. 488 00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:26,129 BUT OBVIOUSLY HOSTED BY 489 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:30,090 SAVANNAH, I'M ASSUMING, AL AND 490 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:30,090 HODA 491 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,019 BUT ANYWAYS, THE THANKSGIVING 492 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,019 DAY PARADE IS JUST SO SPECIAL 493 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:33,269 TO US. 494 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:33,269 AND IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, RAIN 495 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:36,129 OR SHINE 496 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:36,129 WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE. 497 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,250 WE GOT TO BE THERE FOR YOU 498 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,250 GUYS 499 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,169 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,169 KEEP YOUR TVS ON NBC BECAUSE 501 00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:50,230 THANKSGIVING SHOW -- OUR 502 00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:50,230 THANKSGIVING SHOW -- WE'RE 503 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,210 DOING A BRAND NEW SHOW FOR YOU 504 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,210 GUYS, IT'S GIANT THAT NIGHT. 505 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,200 SO AFTER THE BIG GAME, WE HAVE 506 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,200 JERRY SEINFELD ON OUR SHOW 507 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,259 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,259 AND WE HAVE TALK AND A 509 00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,059 A PERFORMANCE FROM BAD BUNNY 510 00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 511 00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,179 SO COME ON, SET YOUR DVRs, SET 512 00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,179 YOUR TIVOS 513 00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:03,029 RECORD "THE TONIGHT SHOW" THIS 514 00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:03,029 THURSDAY 515 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:05,080 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 516 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:05,080 BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 517 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,279 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 518 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,279 FROM "MORNING JOE" ON MSNBC, 519 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:10,029 JOE SCARBOROUGH -- 520 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:10,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,179 AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI ARE HERE 522 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:19,120 AND JOE WROTE THE NEW BOOK 524 00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:19,120 "SAVING FREEDOM" WHICH IS OUT 525 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,009 TODAY. 526 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,009 ALSO, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE 527 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:24,129 NEW FILM "UNCLE FRANK" ON 528 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:24,129 AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, 529 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:26,220 PAUL BETTANY IS HERE 530 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:26,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,039 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC, AS WE 532 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,039 ALWAYS DO, FROM INTERNET MONEY 533 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,070 FEATURING GUNNA, DON TOLIVER 534 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,070 AND NAV. 535 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:38,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:38,019 I MENTIONED -- A COUPLE WEEKS 537 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,279 AGO, I WAS DOING -- I HAVE -- I 538 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,279 RELEASED A CHRISTMAS BOOK RIGHT 539 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:45,049 HERE 540 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:45,049 I ALWAYS KEEP IT IN THE TOP 541 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:48,049 DRAWER 542 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:48,049 BARELY EVEN CLOSED 543 00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:49,269 JUST A SLIT -- IT'S JUST A -- 544 00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:49,269 IT'S JUST THIS -- IT'S LIKE 545 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,059 A -- 546 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,059 >> Tariq: I THOUGHT -- I 547 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,279 THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ENVELOPE 548 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,279 SLOT 549 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,169 >> Jimmy: YEAH 550 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,169 WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY FOR THICK 551 00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:58,289 BOOKS. 552 00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:58,289 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 553 00:12:58,289 --> 00:13:02,269 I WROTE THIS 554 00:12:58,289 --> 00:13:02,269 I PENNED THIS BOOK, "5 MORE 555 00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:07,009 SLEEPS 'TIL CHRISTMAS. 556 00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:07,009 AND I WAS -- I WAS -- I HAD TO 557 00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:10,059 SIGN A COUPLE OF THEM, YOU 558 00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:10,059 KNOW, TO SEND OUT. 559 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:12,019 SO I WANT TO BE IN THE 560 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:12,019 CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 561 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:15,100 SO I PUT ON A LIFETIME HOLIDAY 562 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:15,100 MOVIE. 563 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,029 AND AS I'M WATCHING THE MOVIE, 564 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,029 MY NAME IS JUST IN THE MOVIE 565 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:20,049 LIKE, I HAD NO IDEA. 566 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:20,049 I WAS JUST WATCHING. 567 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,120 IT WAS CALLED "CHRISTMAS PEN 568 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,120 PALS." 569 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,009 IT WAS AWESOME 570 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,009 I LOVED IT 571 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,200 BY THE WAY, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND 572 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,200 IT 573 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,019 I WAS REALLY FUN 574 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,019 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 575 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:29,039 I LOVED IT 576 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:29,039 I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND I MADE 577 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,210 OTHER PEOPLE WATCH IT. 578 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,210 I GO, "TRUST ME. 579 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,059 THIS IS -- 580 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,059 >> Tariq: OH YEAH. 581 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:33,220 >> Jimmy: "A WINNER. 582 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:33,220 >> Tariq: WE KNOW. 583 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,039 >> Questlove: YEAH 584 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,039 >> Jimmy: IT'S MY JAM. 585 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,139 >> Tariq: YEAH 586 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,139 >> Jimmy: YEAH 587 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,059 >> Tariq: WE ALL WATCHED IT. 588 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,059 >> Questlove: SEEN IT A FEW 589 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,190 TIMES OVER 590 00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,190 >> Jimmy: WELL -- WELL, LET'S 591 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:41,110 TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLIP IN CASE 592 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,110 YOU MISSED IT. 593 00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:41,110 [ LAUGHTER ] 594 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,169 >> SO THEN, I GET AN OFFER ON 595 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,169 THE APARTMENT. 596 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,100 IT'S INSANELY OVER ASKING PRICE 597 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,100 AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE 598 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,090 BUYER WAS -- 599 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,090 >> Jimmy: YEAH 600 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,179 >> JIMMY FALLON. 601 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,179 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. 602 00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,100 >> NO WAY, I LOVE HIM. 603 00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,100 >> OH, HE'S GREAT. 604 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,149 HE'S GREAT 605 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,149 REALLY SHY IF YOU CAN BELIEVE 606 00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:53,279 IT 607 00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:53,279 [ LAUGHTER ] 608 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:55,120 >> Tariq: YEAH 609 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:55,120 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHY'D YOU 610 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,210 GET THE SIDE EYE FROM -- 611 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,210 [ APPLAUSE ] 612 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,070 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GO - 613 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,070 WHAT DOES HE SAY 614 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,159 HE'S A NICE GUY IF YOU BELIEVE 615 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,159 IT 616 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:01,250 >> Tariq: SHY. 617 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:01,250 OH, SHE SAID - 618 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,110 >> Jimmy: OH, SHY. 619 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,110 HE'S REALLY SHY IF YOU CAN 620 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,169 BELIEVE IT 621 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,169 >> Tariq: YEAH 622 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:06,159 >> Jimmy: I AM PRETTY SHY. 623 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:06,159 BUT THEY -- SO HE SOLD ME AN 624 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:07,289 OVERPRICED APARTMENT 625 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:07,289 APPARENTLY - 626 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:08,279 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 627 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:08,279 IN THIS MOVIE. 628 00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,070 AND I WAS LIKE, DID I JUST 629 00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,070 HEAR -- THIS IS SO WEIRD 630 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:14,220 SO I REWOUND IT. 631 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:14,220 YEAH 632 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:19,090 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHO BOUGHT 633 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:19,090 THE OVERPRICED APARTMENT 634 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,179 AND I TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE 635 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,179 SHOW, AND I SAID, LIFETIME, YOU 636 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,240 CAN USE MY NAME FOR ANY GENERIC 637 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,240 CONVERSATION IN YOUR HOLIDAY 638 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:29,279 MOVIES, GO FOR IT. 639 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:29,279 YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION, AND 640 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:32,269 APPARENTLY, THEY HEARD ME. 641 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:32,269 SO THIS SEASON, THEY'RE 642 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:38,269 THROWING THEM IN A COUPLE -- 643 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:38,269 TWO HAVE ALREADY HAIRED. 644 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,149 WE HAVE -- DO WE HAVE A CLIP OF 645 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,149 THE TWO THAT HAVE AIRED 646 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:45,169 ALREADY? 647 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:45,169 TAKE A LOOK. 648 00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:46,259 >> WE CAN HAVE A DONATION BOX 649 00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:46,259 WHERE PEOPLE CAN GIVE MONEY FOR 650 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:53,129 THE TOY DRIVE. 651 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:53,129 THEY DON'T CALL ME THE JIMMY 652 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:54,120 FALLON OF MAPLE GROVE FOR 653 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:54,120 NOTHING. 654 00:14:54,120 --> 00:15:00,070 >> I HEAR JIMMY FALLON DOES 655 00:14:54,120 --> 00:15:00,070 THIS EVERY YEAR. 656 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,259 >> JIMMY FALLON WORKS FOR 657 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,259 SANTA? 658 00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:05,149 >> OH, YEAH, BIG TIME. 659 00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:05,149 >> Jimmy: YEAH 660 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:14,039 >> YEAH. 661 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:14,039 >> THIS IS BETTER THAN - 662 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,200 >> Jimmy: JIMMY FALLON WORKS 663 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,200 FOR SANTA? 664 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,289 OH, YEAH 665 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,289 THEY DON'T CALL ME THE 666 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,149 JIMMY FALLON OF MAPLE -- WHAT 667 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,149 WAS THE FIRST ONE? 668 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,009 >> Tariq: MAPLE GROVE. 669 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,009 >> Jimmy: MAPLE GROVE. 670 00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:21,230 WE CAN JUST SHOW THAT FIRST ONE 671 00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:21,230 MORE TIME, REAL QUICK. 672 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 673 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,210 >> WE CAN HAVE A DONATION BOX 674 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,019 OR A SIGN WITH INSTRUCTIONS 675 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,019 WHERE PEOPLE CAN GIVE MONEY TO 676 00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:28,230 THE TOY DRIVE. 677 00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:28,230 I'LL HOST, OF COURSE 678 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,279 THEY DON'T CALL ME THE 679 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,279 JIMMY FALLON OF MAPLE GROVE FOR 680 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:32,240 NOTHING. 681 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:32,240 [ LAUGHTER ] 682 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:37,279 >> Tariq: SHE GAVE A LITTLE -- 683 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:37,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE SHIMMY 684 00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,149 ON THAT ONE. 685 00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,149 I LOVED IT, MAN. 686 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,250 I HAVE THEM ALL ON DVR 687 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,250 BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE 688 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,070 THAT I -- I WATCH THEM IN 689 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,070 BLOCKS 690 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:44,090 I CAN'T -- BUT ANYWAYS 691 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:44,090 THEY HINTED THAT THERE IS 692 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,049 ANOTHER ONE COMING UP ON FRIDAY 693 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,049 CALLED "DEAR CHRISTMAS." 694 00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:53,139 I DON'T FLOW WHERE IT IS 695 00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:53,139 IT'S LIKE EASTER EGGS. 696 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,220 SO IF YOU WATCH THE THING -- IF 697 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,220 YOU WAIT AROUND, ONCE YOU HEAR 698 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,029 MY NAME -- 699 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,029 I DON'T KNOW, AGAIN, IF IT'S 700 00:15:56,029 --> 00:16:00,269 GOOD OR BAD. 701 00:15:56,029 --> 00:16:00,269 >> Tariq: MAKE EVERYONE DO IT. 702 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:04,049 EVERYBODY DO IT. 703 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:04,049 >> YOU NEED SOME SORT OF 704 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,269 CHALLENGE. 705 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,269 >> Jimmy: YEAH 706 00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:08,039 >> Questlove: IF FOLKS ARE ABLE 707 00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:08,039 TO STRING TOGETHER AN ACTUAL 708 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,080 SCENE THAT MAKES SENSE WITH 709 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,080 USING ALL THE DIALOGUE WHERE 710 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,129 JIMMY FALLON IS MENTIONED IN 711 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,129 THE LIFETIME HOLIDAY SPECIALS. 712 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:15,230 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A BIGGER 713 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:15,230 THING. 714 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:21,100 >> Questlove: YEAH 715 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:21,100 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GO 716 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,220 INTERNATIONAL TOO. 717 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,220 [ LAUGHTER ] 718 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,269 I MEAN, LIKE, "YOU WOULDN'T 719 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,269 BELIEVE WHO I RIPPED OFF THIS 720 00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:29,039 MORNING. 721 00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:29,039 >> Tariq: DREAM BIG, GO AHEAD. 722 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,029 >> Jimmy: "FROM AMERICAN TELLY, 723 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,029 JIMMY FALLON." 724 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,279 HE BROUGHT THIS CRAPPY TREE AND 725 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,279 I SELLED IT TO HIM 726 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:37,190 HE GOT TOTALLY RIPPED OFF. 727 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:37,190 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE 728 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:41,080 HE IS A LITTLE SHY IN PERSON 729 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:41,080 [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,269 I LOVE THAT THEY TOOK IT -- I 731 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,269 LOVE THAT THEY DID IT. 732 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:46,250 THANK YOU, LIFETIME. 733 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:46,250 I WILL BE WATCHING 734 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,240 I WILL BE LISTENING. 735 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,240 [ APPLAUSE ] 736 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,259 I'M LIKE SANTA, MAN. 737 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,259 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 738 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,029 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 739 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,029 I KNOW IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY OR 740 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,279 NICE 741 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,279 I DIG IT, LIFETIME 742 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,110 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 743 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,110 STICK AROUND, GUYS 744 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,159 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 745 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,159 "TONIGHT SHOW. 746 00:16:56,159 --> 00:17:20,039 COME ON BACK 747 00:16:56,159 --> 00:17:20,039 ♪ 748 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,089 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUESTS 749 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,089 TONIGHT ARE CO-HOSTS OF 750 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:22,140 "MORNING JOE" WHICH AIRS 751 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:22,140 WEEKDAY MORNINGS AT 6:00 A.M. 752 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:25,200 ON MSNBC 753 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:25,200 HERE ARE JOE SCARBOROUGH AND 754 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:30,220 MIKA BRZEZINSKI. 755 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:30,220 >> HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 756 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,180 >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. 757 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,180 THERE IS A LOT I WANT TO TALK 758 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,269 TO YOU BOTH ABOUT. 759 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,269 FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR 760 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,259 JUST SURVIVING THIS ELECTION 761 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,259 CYCLE. 762 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:40,069 THIS HAS BEEN PRETTY CRAZY 763 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:40,069 >> OR A PRESIDENCY 764 00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:41,130 >> YEAH, NO, IT'S BEEN A CRAZY 765 00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:41,130 FOUR OR FIVE YEARS SO, I THINK 766 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:44,109 ALL OF US ARE EXHAUSTED. 767 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:44,109 WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT 768 00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:51,000 BEFORE 2016 WE TOLD OUR BOSS, 769 00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:51,000 PHIL GRIFFIN, AT MSNBC 770 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,210 I SAID, "LISTEN, AFTER HILLARY 771 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,210 WINS, THIS IS EXHAUSTING." 772 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,029 >> TAKE A BREAK. 773 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,029 >> WE'RE GOING TO TAKE -- WE'RE 774 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,029 GOING TO TAKE ABOUT TWO-MONTH 775 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,029 BREAK. 776 00:17:57,029 --> 00:18:00,079 AND THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 777 00:17:57,029 --> 00:18:00,079 >> NEVER 778 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,210 >> Jimmy: NO 779 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,210 AND I ALSO WANT TO MENTION, 780 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:05,089 CONGRATS ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY 781 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:05,089 IS IT TWO YEARS MARRIED FOR YOU 782 00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:08,240 GUYS 783 00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:08,240 [ LAUGHTER ] 784 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,269 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY 785 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,269 INTERESTING, JIMMY, YOU 786 00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:10,180 ACTUALLY SAY THAT. 787 00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:10,180 ACTUALLY - 788 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,190 >> THANK YOU 789 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,190 >> I KNOW THAT 790 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,279 >> I KNOW THAT TOO 791 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,279 >> AND YOU KNOW THAT 792 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,069 >> I KNOW THAT 793 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,069 >> Jimmy: UH-OH. 794 00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:16,130 >> RIGHT BEFORE WE CAME ON THE 795 00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:16,130 SHOW, AND I TURNED TO MIKA AND 796 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,130 I SAID, "HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 797 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,130 TODAY IS, HONEY? 798 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:22,049 AND SHE SAID, "NO, WHY?" 799 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:22,049 >> NO, COME ON 800 00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:24,039 >> I DIDN'T KNOW >> Jimmy: OH, 801 00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:24,039 MY GOODNESS. 802 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,099 >> IT'S OUR TWO YEAR 803 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,099 ANNIVERSARY. 804 00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,119 SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 805 00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,119 MONTH I WAS BORN IN. 806 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:30,069 SO THAT'S MY - 807 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:30,069 >> LISTEN -- 808 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,160 >> MY BIRTHDAY 809 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,160 SO IT DOESN'T MATTER 810 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,259 >> WHEN WE DID THE SHOW THIS 811 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,259 MORNING AND I SAID WHAT THE 812 00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,000 DATE WAS TO EVERYBODY, 813 00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,000 SOMETHING HIT ME THAT IT WAS A 814 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,200 A SPECIAL DAY. 815 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,200 >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW IT WAS 816 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200 SPECIAL. 817 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200 >> NO. 818 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 819 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,019 WELL, SEE -- 820 00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:41,279 >> IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT 821 00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:41,279 >> SOMETHING 822 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,069 >> Jimmy: SOME OF US -- SOME OF 823 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,069 US KNEW IT WAS SPECIAL AND IT 824 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:44,160 REALLY IS NOW. 825 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:44,160 NOW IT'S DOUBLY SPECIAL. 826 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,279 CONGRATS ON THAT, GUYS 827 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,279 I LOVE SEEING YOU GUYS 828 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:49,000 TOGETHER 829 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:49,000 I LOVE SEEING YOU SEPARATELY AS 830 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,089 WELL 831 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,089 BUT TOGETHER, IT'S 832 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,079 UNBELIEVABLE 833 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,079 IT'S MAGIC 834 00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:56,210 YOU GUYS WERE HOSTING A SPECIAL 835 00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:56,210 SATURDAY EDITION 836 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,269 THEY KEPT ADDING THESE SPECIAL 837 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,269 EDITIONS OF YOUR SHOW -- OF 838 00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:05,109 "MORNING JOE." 839 00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:05,109 >> YEAH, IT JUST KEPT GOING. 840 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:06,160 >> Jimmy: AND, MAN, I 841 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:06,160 HONESTLY -- I APPLAUD YOU. 842 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,039 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 843 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,039 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THANK YOU 844 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,200 FOR JUST BEING ON THE AIR. 845 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,200 BUT YOU -- MSNBC MADE THE CALL 846 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,220 THAT JOE BIDEN HAD BECOME 847 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,220 PRESIDENT-ELECT. 848 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,220 JOE, WHAT WAS IT LIKE FOR YOU 849 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,220 TO -- TO MAKE THAT 850 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:20,250 ANNOUNCEMENT 851 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:20,250 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING 852 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,079 HAPPENED TO ME THAT HAS NEVER 853 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,079 HAPPENED BEFORE IN, LIKE, WHAT, 854 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,240 17 YEARS IN TELEVISION 855 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,240 I HAD SOMEBODY SAY INTO MY EAR 856 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:29,119 THAT JOE BIDEN IS GOING -- 857 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:29,119 >> ALEX. 858 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,009 >> TO BE THE 46th PRESIDENT OF 859 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,009 THE UNITED STATES. 860 00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,140 OUR EP ALEX SAID THAT. 861 00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,140 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO, YOU 862 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,250 KNOW, DO THE BRIAN WILLIAMS, 863 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,250 "WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED --" 864 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,039 >> HE'S GOOD AT IT 865 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,039 >> "WORD THAT -- 866 00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:40,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 867 00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:40,019 >> "JOE BIDEN WILL BE THE NEXT 868 00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:43,180 PRESIDENT OF THE 869 00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:43,180 UNITED STATES. 870 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:48,289 I GOT -- JOE BIDEN IS -- 871 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:48,289 AND THEN I HAD TO STOP 872 00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:50,180 >> AND I GOT WORRIED 873 00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:50,180 >> BECAUSE THE LAST THING I 874 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,289 WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE ANYBODY 875 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,289 HEAR ANY EMOTION IN MY VOICE 876 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:55,190 WE WERE, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT 877 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:55,190 WAS ELECTION COVERAGE, I WANTED 878 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:58,039 TO PLAY IT STRAIGHT DOWN THE 879 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:58,039 MIDDLE 880 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,099 EVERYBODY KNEW THAT WE WERE 881 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,099 SUPPORTING JOE BIDEN OVER 882 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,269 PRESIDENT TRUMP. 883 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,269 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, THE LAST 884 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,269 THING I WANTED TO DO WAS GET 885 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,269 EMOTIONAL. 886 00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,259 >> START CRYING. 887 00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,259 >> WITH A CRONKITE MOMENT, 888 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:10,059 TAKING OFF MY GLASSES. 889 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:10,059 SO, I SAID, "MIKA. 890 00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,240 >> Jimmy: YEAH 891 00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,240 >> AND SHE SAID -- SHE DID THE 892 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240 WHOLE THING. 893 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOUR WORK HAS 894 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240 PAID OFF 895 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240 MSNBC AND YOUR SHOW IN 896 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:20,029 PARTICULAR HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC 897 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:20,029 IN THE RATINGS 898 00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,289 SO CONGRATS ON THAT IF THAT 899 00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,289 MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER. 900 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,269 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE 901 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,269 AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE LIKE, 902 00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:27,069 "LET'S JUST -- 903 00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:27,069 >> NOPE. 904 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:28,089 >> Jimmy: "WE JUST WANT 905 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:28,089 A WEEKEND OFF. 906 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:30,079 >> YES 907 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:30,079 >> YEAH, EXACTLY 908 00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,140 >> Jimmy: IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S 909 00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,140 NEVER BEEN A SLOW NEW DAY 910 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:36,230 DURING TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY. 911 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:36,230 >> THERE HASN'T BEEN 912 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,289 IN FACT, SINCE THE CAMPAIGN, 913 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,289 AND AS JOE SAID, WE WANTED -- 914 00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,049 EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO TAKE 915 00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,049 A BREAK, EVERY TIME YOU GO TAKE 916 00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:47,170 A BREAK, IT FOLLOWS YOU. 917 00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:47,170 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING ELSE - 918 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:50,089 >> AND NOW, LITERALLY, IN THIS 919 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:50,089 PANDEMIC, YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOUR 920 00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:53,170 JOB. 921 00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:53,170 IT IS THERE WITH YOU 24/7. 922 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,240 AND WITH THIS PRESIDENT, IT HAS 923 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,240 BEEN ONE YOU KNOW WHAT AFTER 924 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,009 ANOTHER. 925 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IS THIS GOING 926 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:03,059 TO CHANGE THE PACE OF ALL NEWS 927 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:03,059 SHOWS IN GENERAL 928 00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,109 >> I HOPE. 929 00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,109 I MEAN, DON'T YOU HOPE 930 00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:08,109 >> YEAH. 931 00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:08,109 >> I'D TAKE BORING 932 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:11,089 WE CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORING 933 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:11,089 >> Jimmy: YEAH 934 00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:12,119 >> YEAH, I MEAN, I DO THINK 935 00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:12,119 THOUGH ACTUALLY ONE OF THE 936 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,170 PROBLEMS OVER THE PAST FOUR 937 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,170 YEARS, ACTUALLY PROBABLY OVER 938 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,210 THE PAST COUPLE OF DECADES IS 939 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,210 THAT POLITICS HAS BECOME A 940 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,269 A BLOOD SPORT. 941 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,269 PEOPLE TURN TO THEIR CHANNEL 942 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:23,269 THEY ROOT -- 943 00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:23,269 >> YOU CALL IT A SHOCK OPERA 944 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:27,119 >> YEAH -- 945 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:27,119 YEAH, IT IS A SHOCK OPERA, AND 946 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,259 PEOPLE ROOT FOR THEIR TEAM, 947 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,259 ROOT FOR THEIR SIDE. 948 00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:31,279 >> I THINK WE HAVE BEEN 949 00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:31,279 DESENSITIZED AS WELL TO 950 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:32,220 SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE 951 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:32,220 PRESIDENCY 952 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,240 >> Jimmy: YEAH 953 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,240 >> AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE 954 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,049 A LONG TIME TO UNWIND THIS 955 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,049 NO MATTER WHAT SIDE OF THIS 956 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,140 YOU'RE ON. 957 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,140 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND BOTH SIDES 958 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,210 WATCH YOUR SHOW. 959 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,210 I WILL SAY THAT, TOO 960 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,170 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THE 961 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,170 CONVERSATION WITH THEM 962 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,230 >> ABSOLUTELY. 963 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,230 >> YEAH, IT IS 964 00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,009 AND I THINK, YOU KNOW, WE USED 965 00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,009 TO GO AND GIVE AN AWFUL LOT OF 966 00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:47,089 SPEECHES TO CIVIC GROUPS AND WE 967 00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:47,089 JUST STOPPED DOING IT OVER THE 968 00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:48,119 PAST SEVERAL YEARS IN COLLEGES 969 00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:48,119 BECAUSE THINGS BECAME SO 970 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:57,119 INTENSE. 971 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:57,119 IT USED TO BE THAT MIKA WOULD 972 00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,109 GET UP AND SHE WOULD TAKE THE 973 00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,109 MORE LIBERAL VIEW. 974 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:03,289 I'D TAKE THE MORE CONSERVATIVE 975 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:03,289 VIEW 976 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,009 >> WE SWITCHED ALL AROUND. 977 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,009 >> WE HAD THIS REALLY FUN BACK 978 00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,099 AND FORTH. 979 00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,099 AND LET'S JUST SAY, THE FUN HAS 980 00:22:08,099 --> 00:22:09,170 GONE AWAY A LITTLE BIT IN THE 981 00:22:08,099 --> 00:22:09,170 PAST COUPLE YEARS WHEN IT COMES 982 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:11,200 TO TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. 983 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:11,200 LET'S HOPE WE CAN GET BACK TO 984 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,150 A PLACE WHERE WE CAN TALK 985 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,150 CIVILLY ABOUT IT AGAIN AND AT 986 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:21,240 LEAST BE OPERATING FROM THE 987 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:21,240 SAME SET OF FACTS. 988 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,019 >> WELL, JIMMY, WHEN THE SHOW 989 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,019 STARTED -- SO I WAS SORT OF THE 990 00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:25,289 STRAIGHT MAN 991 00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:25,289 AND THEN I SAW MYSELF ON 992 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:27,210 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND 993 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:27,210 REALIZED WHAT'S HAPPENED OVER 994 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:32,210 THE PAST FOUR YEARS IS WE'VE 995 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:32,210 SWITCHED ROLES 996 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH 997 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,279 >> AND I'VE BECOME THE CRAZY 998 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:35,130 ONE. 999 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:35,130 >> YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY THING IS 1000 00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:37,019 EVERYBODY CALLED US -- 1001 00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:37,019 >> HE HAS DRIVEN ME CRAZY. 1002 00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:40,109 >> NOT ME, DONALD TRUMP. 1003 00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:40,109 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THAT 1004 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,180 HE'S GOING TO CONCEDE. 1005 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,180 NO, HE'S NOT GOING TO CONCEDE, 1006 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,190 RIGHT? 1007 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,190 MIKA 1008 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:44,220 >> NOPE. 1009 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:44,220 >> Jimmy: NO 1010 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,170 >> WE HAVE A BET ON THIS 1011 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,170 THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY AND 1012 00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:48,069 I'M GOING TO WIN 1013 00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:48,069 AND IT'S A LOT 1014 00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:51,029 BECAUSE I BET -- WHEN I BET, I 1015 00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:51,029 BET FOR A LOT OF MONEY 1016 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:53,069 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1017 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:53,069 JOE, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S 1018 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:59,089 TAKING SO LONG FOR REPUBLICANS 1019 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:59,089 TO ACKNOWLEDGE BIDEN'S WIN 1020 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:01,039 >> YEAH, I WISH I KNEW 1021 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:01,039 YOU KNOW, I WAS -- THESE PEOPLE 1022 00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:04,289 ARE MY COLLEAGUES. 1023 00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:04,289 I SERVED WITH THEM - 1024 00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:06,119 >> YOUR FRIENDS. 1025 00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:06,119 >> WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 1026 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,170 WHEN I WAS 30 I GOT ELECTED TO 1027 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,170 CONGRESS AND I SERVED WITH A 1028 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,180 A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE FOR EIGHT 1029 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,180 YEARS IN CONGRESS. 1030 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:15,269 SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS IN CONGRESS 1031 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:15,269 AND I'VE KNOWN THEM FOR ALMOST 1032 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,259 A QUARTER OF A CENTURY, AND I 1033 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,259 JUST DON'T RECOGNIZE SOME OF 1034 00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:23,109 THEM 1035 00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:23,109 I MEAN, THESE ARE PEOPLE, WE 1036 00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:24,130 WORKED TOGETHER. 1037 00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:24,130 WE FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT 1038 00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:26,130 TOGETHER 1039 00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:26,130 WE WERE USED TO -- YOU KNOW, 1040 00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,200 THERE WERE A LOT OF TIMES WHEN 1041 00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,200 MANY OF US WERE TRYING TO RUN 1042 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,259 NEWT GINGRICH OUT OF TOWN AND 1043 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,259 SORT OF LEADING A COUP AGAINST 1044 00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:29,259 HIS SPEAKERSHIP. 1045 00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:29,259 AND WE WERE DOING IT BECAUSE WE 1046 00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:31,000 DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HE WAS 1047 00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:31,000 FOLLOWING HIS WORD, THAT HE WAS 1048 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:39,190 KEEPING HIS WORD 1049 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:39,190 AND TO SEE A LOT OF THESE 1050 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,230 PEOPLE JUST SORT OF BLINDLY 1051 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,230 FOLLOW DONALD TRUMP OVER THE 1052 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:51,220 PAST FOUR YEARS AND SAY NOTHING 1053 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:51,220 WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP - 1054 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,019 ACTUALLY WAS TALKING THE LAST 1055 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,019 TWO WEEKS OF THE CAMPAIGN ABOUT 1056 00:23:53,019 --> 00:23:56,170 THROWING JOE BIDEN IN JAIL 1057 00:23:53,019 --> 00:23:56,170 HAVING HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL 1058 00:23:56,170 --> 00:24:02,210 THROW JOE BIDEN IN JAIL. 1059 00:23:56,170 --> 00:24:02,210 THAT IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS 1060 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:06,069 IN RUSSIA. 1061 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:06,069 IT'S BIZARRE 1062 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:09,039 AND I JUST KEPT WAITING FOR MY 1063 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:09,039 FRIENDS TO SPEAK UP. 1064 00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:11,059 AND THEY JUST DIDN'T DO IT 1065 00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:11,059 >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER GOT, LIKE, 1066 00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:12,289 A LITTLE WINK, LIKE A LITTLE 1067 00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:12,289 JACK NICHOLSON, LIKE, IN 1068 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:14,180 "CUCKOO'S NEST" LIKE - 1069 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:14,180 >> YEAH. 1070 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,150 >> NOTHING 1071 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,150 [ LAUGHTER ] 1072 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,130 >> Jimmy: NOTHING. 1073 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,130 YEAH, THEY ALL DO. 1074 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:19,150 NO, THEY WILL ALL GIVE YOU THE 1075 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:19,150 LITTLE WINK OFF CAMERA 1076 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,150 AND WE GO, "OH, YEAH, WE KNOW 1077 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,150 HE'S CRAZY 1078 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:22,079 OH, YEAH." 1079 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:22,079 BUT THAT REALLY DOES -- DOES 1080 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:24,259 NONE OF US ANY GOOD. 1081 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:24,259 PEOPLE NEEDED TO START SAYING 1082 00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:26,190 IT ON CAMERA, AND FOR WHATEVER 1083 00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:26,190 REASON, THEY JUST COULDN'T 1084 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:31,240 BRING THEMSELVES TO DO IT. 1085 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:31,240 >> Jimmy: THERE'S MORE I WANT 1086 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,269 TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT. 1087 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,269 CAN YOU STICK AROUND FOR A 1088 00:24:32,269 --> 00:24:34,220 A COUPLE MORE MINUTES? 1089 00:24:32,269 --> 00:24:34,220 >> WOULD LOVE TO 1090 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,109 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1091 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,109 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE IT. 1092 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,150 MORE WITH JOE SCARBOROUGH AND 1093 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,150 MIKA BRZEZINSKI AFTER THE 1094 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,099 BREAK. 1095 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,099 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 1096 00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:57,049 ♪ 1097 00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:57,049 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 1098 00:24:57,049 --> 00:24:58,109 I'M HERE WITH JOE SCARBOROUGH 1099 00:24:57,049 --> 00:24:58,109 AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI. 1100 00:24:58,109 --> 00:24:59,180 GUYS, I WANTED TO ASK YOU 1101 00:24:58,109 --> 00:24:59,180 QUICKLY BECAUSE THANKSGIVING IS 1102 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,200 A COUPLE DAYS AWAY, AND WHILE 1103 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,200 MANY FAMILIES WON'T BE 1104 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,140 CELEBRATING TOGETHER THIS YEAR 1105 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,140 EVEN WHEN FAMILIES DO GET 1106 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:11,190 TOGETHER VIRTUALLY, POLITICS 1107 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:11,190 INEVITABLY COME UP 1108 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:13,109 MIKA, YOU AND JOE NOTABLY DON'T 1109 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:13,109 AGREE ON EVERYTHING 1110 00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:18,250 POLITICALLY. 1111 00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:18,250 I FIND THAT -- 1112 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:22,029 >> MM-MM 1113 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:22,029 >> Jimmy: SO FUN TO WATCH. 1114 00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:23,289 AND I THINK YOU DO IT -- YOU DO 1115 00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:23,289 IT PERFECTLY 1116 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,049 DO YOU HAVE ADVICE FOR FAMILIES 1117 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,049 THAT DON'T HAVE THE SAME 1118 00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:28,069 POLITICAL BELIEFS? 1119 00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:28,069 >> DON'T TALK. 1120 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,130 I MEAN, JUST LITERALLY, DON'T 1121 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,130 TALK ABOUT IT FOR THANKSGIVING 1122 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:34,069 BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T TEXT ABOUT 1123 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:34,069 IT 1124 00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:36,009 YOU NEED TO SEE YOUR FAMILY 1125 00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:36,009 MEMBER FACE TO FACE, AND 1126 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,099 UNDERSTAND THEIR WHOLE REALITY, 1127 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,099 AND MAYBE PULL BACK ON POLITICS 1128 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,160 BECAUSE THIS WILL TAKE SOME 1129 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:38,160 TIME TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER'S 1130 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,109 POSITION 1131 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,109 >> BOY, MIKA KNOWS ABOUT THIS 1132 00:25:39,109 --> 00:25:40,150 FIRSTHAND BECAUSE DURING THE 1133 00:25:39,109 --> 00:25:40,150 IRAQ WAR, HER BROTHER WHO'S 1134 00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,170 A REPUBLICAN, WORKED FOR 1135 00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,170 DON RUMSFELD IN THE PENTAGON 1136 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:56,039 AND HER DAD, OF COURSE - 1137 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:56,039 >> IT WAS -- 1138 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:57,130 >> WAS FIERCELY OPPOSED TO THE 1139 00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:57,130 IRAQ WAR 1140 00:25:57,130 --> 00:26:01,109 AND, MIKA, HOW DID THAT END UP 1141 00:25:57,130 --> 00:26:01,109 >> THERE WAS A VERY BAD 1142 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:02,190 THANKSGIVING DINNER AND I WOULD 1143 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:02,190 JUST SUGGEST THAT EVERYBODY BE 1144 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:07,180 GRATEFUL 1145 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:07,180 WE HAVE OUR HEALTH 1146 00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,279 IF WE WANT TO STAY HEALTHY, 1147 00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,279 DON'T GATHER, AND DON'T TALK, 1148 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:16,279 AND HAVE A GREAT TIME. 1149 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:16,279 [ LAUGHTER ] 1150 00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:18,099 >> Jimmy: JOE, YOUR NEW BOOK, 1151 00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:18,099 "SAVING FREEDOM," IS OUT TODAY 1152 00:26:18,099 --> 00:26:20,190 IT'S ABOUT PRESIDENT 1153 00:26:18,099 --> 00:26:20,190 HARRY TRUMAN 1154 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,210 HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO WRITE 1155 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,210 ABOUT HIM. 1156 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:29,210 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT TRUMAN 1157 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:29,210 >> THAT'S WHY. 1158 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:30,269 >> YOU KNOW, TRUMAN WAS AN 1159 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:30,269 EXTRAORDINARY PRESIDENT. 1160 00:26:30,269 --> 00:26:32,000 HE'S A GUY THAT WAS ALWAYS 1161 00:26:30,269 --> 00:26:32,000 UNDERESTIMATED 1162 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:38,289 WHEN FDR DECIDED TO SELECT HIM 1163 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:38,289 IN 1944 AS A COMPROMISE -- 1164 00:26:38,289 --> 00:26:41,279 THEY CALLED HIM THE SECOND 1165 00:26:38,289 --> 00:26:41,279 MISSOURI COMPROMISE. 1166 00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:45,039 HIS OWN CHIEF OF STAFF SAID, 1167 00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:45,039 "WHO THE HELL IS HARRY TRUMAN? 1168 00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:47,200 WELL, HE GOT ELECTED VICE 1169 00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:47,200 PRESIDENT. 1170 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,210 FDR DIED THREE MONTHS LATER 1171 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,210 AFTER THEY GET SWORN IN. 1172 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,269 AND AFTER HIS FIRST CABINET 1173 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,269 MEETING, HIS SECRETARY OF 1174 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:55,230 DEFENSE CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE, 1175 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:55,230 "HEY 1176 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:58,180 HEY, COME HERE 1177 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:58,180 HEY. 1178 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,160 WE'VE GOT SOMETHING CALLED AN 1179 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,160 ATOMIC BOMB. 1180 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,269 AND SO HARRY TRUMAN HAD TO - 1181 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,269 TALK ABOUT LEARNING ON THE JOB 1182 00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:07,269 HE HAD TO LEARN VERY QUICKLY 1183 00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:07,269 BUT NOT ONLY DID HE GUIDE 1184 00:27:07,269 --> 00:27:09,000 AMERICA TO VICTORY IN 1185 00:27:07,269 --> 00:27:09,000 WORLD WAR II AT THE END, BUT HE 1186 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,130 ALSO, HE CREATED THIS POST-WAR 1187 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,130 STRUCTURE. 1188 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,190 AND SO HERE WAS THIS GUY THAT 1189 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,190 AGAIN, HE WAS CALLED A STRANGE 1190 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:12,170 LITTLE MAN BY THE TOP HISTORIAN 1191 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:12,170 OF HIS TIME. 1192 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:20,009 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" CALLED HIM 1193 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:20,009 A RUBE 1194 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:25,019 "TIME" MAGAZINE CALLED HIM THE 1195 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:25,019 MOUSEY LITTLE MAN FROM 1196 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:27,039 MISSOURI 1197 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:27,039 BUT HE HAD SUCH A SUCCESSFUL 1198 00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:36,089 PRESIDENCY - 1199 00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:36,089 >> PAINFUL 1200 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,220 >> THAT HISTORIANS NOW, DESPITE 1201 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,220 THE FACT HE LEFT OFFICE WITH A 1202 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:40,200 A 22% APPROVAL RATING, THE 1203 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:40,200 LOWEST EVER -- 1204 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,089 HISTORIANS TODAY CONSIDER HIM 1205 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,089 TO BE THE MOST SIGNIFICANT 1206 00:27:43,089 --> 00:27:46,099 PRESIDENT IN FOREIGN POLICY 1207 00:27:43,089 --> 00:27:46,099 OVER THE PAST 75 YEARS 1208 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:50,259 AND IN HIS TIME, 1209 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:50,259 WINSTON CHURCHILL SAID THAT NO 1210 00:27:50,259 --> 00:27:56,170 ONE MORE THAN HARRY TRUMAN 1211 00:27:50,259 --> 00:27:56,170 SAVED WESTERN CIVILIZATION 1212 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:58,089 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1213 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:58,089 >> SO AN INCREDIBLE STORY ABOUT 1214 00:27:58,089 --> 00:28:00,180 THIS -- THIS UNDERESTIMATED MAN 1215 00:27:58,089 --> 00:28:00,180 FROM MISSOURI. 1216 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,000 >> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED TO GIVE 1217 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,000 IT A READ. 1218 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,029 "SAVING FREEDOM" IS AVAILABLE 1219 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,029 NOW. 1220 00:28:04,029 --> 00:28:06,150 IT'S OUT TODAY 1221 00:28:04,029 --> 00:28:06,150 THANK YOU BOTH FOR BEING HERE, 1222 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:10,190 AND EVERY TIME I SEE YOU GUYS, 1223 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:10,190 I THINK OF WHEN WE FIRST 1224 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,250 STARTED ON "LATE NIGHT" AND HOW 1225 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,250 GOOD YOU GUYS WERE TO ME AND 1226 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,230 OUR TEAM OVER HERE 1227 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,230 SO THANKS AGAIN, GUYS, AND 1228 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,250 HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A VERY SAFE 1229 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,250 AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING 1230 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:16,230 >> YOU, TOO. 1231 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:16,230 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1232 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:20,039 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 1233 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:20,039 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JOE 1234 00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:22,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 1235 00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:22,210 >> OH. 1236 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:24,029 THANK YOU, MIKA. 1237 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:24,029 GLAD YOU REMEMBERED. 1238 00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:25,099 >> Jimmy: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 1239 00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:25,099 JOE SCARBOROUGH, 1240 00:28:25,099 --> 00:28:26,089 MIKA BRZEZINSKI, EVERYBODY 1241 00:28:25,099 --> 00:28:26,089 YOU CAN SEE THEM ON 1242 00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,150 "MORNING JOE" AIRING WEEKDAYS 1243 00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,150 AT 6:00 A.M. ON MSNBC, AND 1244 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:28,200 JOE'S BOOK, "SAVING FREEDOM: 1245 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:28,200 TRUMAN, THE COLD WAR, AND THE 1246 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,170 FIGHT FOR WESTERN CIVILIZATION" 1247 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,170 IS OUT NOW 1248 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:36,029 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1249 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:36,029 PAUL BETTANY, EVERYONE 1250 00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:58,210 STICK AROUND 1251 00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:58,210 ♪ 1252 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,140 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 1253 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:00,140 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR. 1254 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,210 HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "UNCLE 1255 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,210 FRANK," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING 1256 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:08,259 TOMORROW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO 1257 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:08,259 HERE'S OUR PAL PAUL BETTANY. 1258 00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:14,160 PAUL, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 1259 00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:14,160 COME ON, WHAT IS THE - 1260 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,250 >> WHAT? 1261 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,250 I MEAN, JUST -- I'M GOING TO BE 1262 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,240 THE WORST INTERVIEW EVER 1263 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,240 NOTHING FUN OR KIND OR EVEN 1264 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:29,220 NOTEWORTHY HAS HAPPENED TO ME 1265 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:29,220 IN NINE MONTHS 1266 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,019 >> Jimmy: WELL - 1267 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,019 >> SO, YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK WITH 1268 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:35,259 YOUR INTERVIEW 1269 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:35,259 [ LAUGHTER ] 1270 00:29:35,259 --> 00:29:37,029 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WILL SAY, HOW 1271 00:29:35,259 --> 00:29:37,029 ABOUT -- THANKSGIVING IS TWO 1272 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:39,170 DAYS AWAY. 1273 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:39,170 >> OH, YEAH. 1274 00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:40,200 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT 1275 00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:40,200 THAT 1276 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,259 THAT SHOULD BE FUN 1277 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,259 >> NO, NOT REALLY. 1278 00:29:42,259 --> 00:29:44,279 NO, I MEAN, HERE IS THE THING 1279 00:29:42,259 --> 00:29:44,279 ABOUT THANKSGIVING 1280 00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:47,130 I HAVE BEEN HERE 1281 00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:47,130 I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS 1282 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:49,190 I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S 1283 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:49,190 FOR. 1284 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:50,210 I MEAN, IS IT LIKE A DRESS 1285 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:50,210 REHEARSAL FOR CHRISTMAS OR 1286 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:57,079 SOMETHING? 1287 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:57,079 I MEAN WHAT IS THE - 1288 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:59,000 >> YOU'RE GIVING THANKS. 1289 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:59,000 >> WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT? 1290 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,130 >> SAY WHAT? 1291 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,130 >> ARE WE GIVING THANKS? 1292 00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:01,190 OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN GIVE THANKS 1293 00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:01,190 FOR -- 1294 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:06,009 I HAVE BEEN LISTENING FOR TWO 1295 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:06,009 DECADES TO ALL OF MY AMERICAN 1296 00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,089 FRIENDS BITCHING AND MOANING 1297 00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,089 ABOUT HAVING TO GO SEE THEIR 1298 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:08,140 DREADFUL RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN 1299 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:08,140 IN-LAWS, AND THEN, FINALLY, 1300 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,190 THEY'VE GOT AN EXCUSE NOT TO 1301 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,190 GO, AND EVERYBODY IS SUDDENLY 1302 00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:15,230 LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU CAN'T 1303 00:30:09,190 --> 00:30:15,230 TAKE THANKSGIVING AWAY." 1304 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:24,119 I MEAN, I LITERALLY, I DON'T 1305 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:24,119 UNDERSTAND IT. 1306 00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:26,039 I MEAN, I GOT TO SAY, I DO LIKE 1307 00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:26,039 THE -- I DO LIKE THE FOOD 1308 00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:32,119 EXCEPT YOU DO A FEW WEIRD 1309 00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:32,119 THINGS 1310 00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:34,259 WELL, NOT EVEN WEIRD, BUT 1311 00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:34,259 UNHOLY 1312 00:30:34,259 --> 00:30:36,039 LIKE, YOU PUT MARSHMALLOWS ON 1313 00:30:34,259 --> 00:30:36,039 TOP OF SWEET POTATOES AND 1314 00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:41,109 STUFF -- 1315 00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:41,109 [ LAUGHTER ] 1316 00:30:41,109 --> 00:30:42,119 WHICH IS LIKE, "ARE YOU ARE 1317 00:30:41,109 --> 00:30:42,119 TRYING TO BRING ON THE 1318 00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:44,190 RAPTURE? 1319 00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:44,190 [ LAUGHTER ] 1320 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,180 >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE, YEAH. 1321 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,180 I UNDERSTAND 1322 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,240 THAT ONE TOOK IT A LITTLE BIT 1323 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,240 TOO FAR, BUT YEAH. 1324 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,019 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 1325 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,019 FILM, "UNCLE FRANK." 1326 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,049 BEFORE THOUGH, I WANT TO 1327 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,049 MENTION YOUR NEW MARVEL DISNEY 1328 00:30:52,049 --> 00:30:59,049 PLUS SHOW THAT IS COMING SOON. 1329 00:30:52,049 --> 00:30:59,049 THAT I CANNOT WAIT FOR - 1330 00:30:59,049 --> 00:31:03,130 "WANDAVISION," IT'S BASICALLY 1331 00:30:59,049 --> 00:31:03,130 A MARVEL SITCOM AND YOU FILMED 1332 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,289 IT FROM A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE 1333 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,289 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM THE 1334 00:31:04,289 --> 00:31:07,250 '50s OR THE '40s, LIKE "I LOVE 1335 00:31:04,289 --> 00:31:07,250 LUCY" TYPE OF THING. 1336 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,029 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE FOR YOU TO 1337 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,029 FILM IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO 1338 00:31:09,029 --> 00:31:14,190 AUDIENCE -- TO DO A SITCOM 1339 00:31:09,029 --> 00:31:14,190 >> I WAS INCREDIBLY NERVOUS 1340 00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:17,150 ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 1341 00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:17,150 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN FRONT OF A 1342 00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:18,170 A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE FOR 1343 00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:18,170 20 YEARS OR SOMETHING LIKE 1344 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:24,200 THAT 1345 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:24,200 AND THEN, I -- YOU KNOW, IT 1346 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,019 JUST REALLY POINTED OUT GREAT 1347 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,019 THINGS ABOUT MY CHARACTER, LIKE 1348 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:34,269 HOW SHALLOW I AM 1349 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:34,269 BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS REALLY - 1350 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,119 YOU HAVE THIS TRAPPED STUDIO - 1351 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,119 YOU KNOW THIS, YOU HAVE 1352 00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:39,220 A TRAPPED AUDIENCE 1353 00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:39,220 THEY FEEL OBLIGED TO LAUGH 1354 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,210 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT TRAPPED. 1355 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,210 THEY WANT TO BE HERE 1356 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,250 THEY WANT TO BE -- THEY LOVE TO 1357 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,250 LAUGH. 1358 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:49,250 NO ONE IS TRAPPED. 1359 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:49,250 THEY ARE PSYCHED 1360 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,240 AND THEN, YOU RECITE THESE 1361 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,240 LINES, YOU COULD SEE 1362 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,190 PAUL BETTANY AT HIS BEST, 1363 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,190 AND -- 1364 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:55,019 JUST TO SEE YOU IN PERSON WOULD 1365 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:55,019 BE FUN 1366 00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:56,150 BUT THEN, YOU GET TO CRACK 1367 00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:56,150 JOKES. 1368 00:31:56,150 --> 00:32:01,079 AND, I THINK - 1369 00:31:56,150 --> 00:32:01,079 >> YOU GET TO CRACK JOKES? 1370 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:02,190 IT ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF A 1371 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:02,190 A TIME WHERE I WAS -- I WAS 1372 00:32:02,190 --> 00:32:08,180 IN - 1373 00:32:02,190 --> 00:32:08,180 I WAS IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC AND 1374 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,279 I WAS MAKING A MOVIE CALLED "A 1375 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,279 KNIGHT'S TALE," AND I HAD TO DO 1376 00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:11,039 THESE SPEECHES IN ENGLISH IN 1377 00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:11,039 FRONT OF A CZECH AUDIENCE, AND 1378 00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:12,109 THEY HAD TO LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY, 1379 00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:12,109 AND OF COURSE, THEY DIDN'T 1380 00:32:12,109 --> 00:32:13,180 UNDERSTAND A WORD I WAS SAYING, 1381 00:32:12,109 --> 00:32:13,180 SO THEY WROTE THESE CARDS THAT 1382 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:25,109 SAID LAUGH IN CZECH. 1383 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:25,109 AND THEY WOULD LIFT THEM UP AND 1384 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:33,099 EVERYBODY WOULD LAUGH, AND 1385 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:33,099 THERE WAS LITERALLY NO 1386 00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:37,079 BEGINNING TO MY DEBTS. 1387 00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:37,079 BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I WAS 1388 00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:42,160 KILLING PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I 1389 00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:42,160 MEAN 1390 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,250 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YOU FEEL 1391 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,250 THAT WAY 1392 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,009 YOU GO, "OH, COME ON, DON'T 1393 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,009 FAKE LAUGH AT ME." 1394 00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:46,039 PLEASE, EITHER EARN IT OR DON'T 1395 00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:46,039 EARN IT, YEAH. 1396 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:48,119 >> OH, GOD, I DID NOT FEEL 1397 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:48,119 THAT 1398 00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:49,160 I FELT THE ABSOLUTE OPPOSITE OF 1399 00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:49,160 THAT 1400 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,220 IT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME 1401 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,220 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 1402 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,009 OH, THAT WOULD HAVE DRIVEN ME 1403 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,009 CRAZY. 1404 00:32:54,009 --> 00:32:57,160 >> OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY 1405 00:32:54,009 --> 00:32:57,160 PERSONAL RESOURCES 1406 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,089 I MEAN, I'M INCREDIBLY SHALLOW 1407 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,089 SO LIKE, JUST THE ACTION OF 1408 00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:02,170 PEOPLE LAUGHING WAS ENOUGH FOR 1409 00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:02,170 ME 1410 00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:07,039 THEY DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO MEAN 1411 00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:07,039 IT 1412 00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:08,099 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE ACTUALLY 1413 00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:08,099 JUST GOING, LIKE, THIS IS THE 1414 00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:10,029 WAY IT IS. 1415 00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:10,029 THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE 1416 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,240 WHEN I SAY THE THING, YOU 1417 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,240 LAUGH. 1418 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,269 >> 100%. 1419 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,269 100% 1420 00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:16,190 I FOUND -- I HAVE FOUND MY 1421 00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:16,190 WHEEL HOUSE. 1422 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:20,009 I HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. 1423 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:20,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 1424 00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,170 I WASTED MY LIFE 1425 00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,170 I SHOULD'VE BEEN IN SITCOMS THE 1426 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:23,099 WHOLE TIME 1427 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:23,099 THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE -- 1428 00:33:23,099 --> 00:33:27,009 YEAH, TOTALLY. 1429 00:33:23,099 --> 00:33:27,009 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS SO COOL 1430 00:33:27,009 --> 00:33:28,009 IT'S LIKE BLACK AND WHITE, BUT 1431 00:33:27,009 --> 00:33:28,009 IT'S IN HD 1432 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:29,069 IT JUST LOOKS -- I DON'T KNOW 1433 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:29,069 HOW TO DESCRIBE IT 1434 00:33:29,069 --> 00:33:31,160 "WANDAVISION." 1435 00:33:29,069 --> 00:33:31,160 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 1436 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:42,049 DISNEY PLUS. 1437 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:42,049 BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 1438 00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:43,130 NEW FILM, "UNCLE FRANK." 1439 00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:43,130 IT PREMIERED AT SUNDANCE 1440 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:45,000 AND IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS 1441 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:45,000 YOU IN PARTICULAR ARE GETTING 1442 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,029 GREAT REVIEWS. 1443 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,029 CAN YOU SET UP THIS FILM 1444 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:50,079 >> IT IS PART COMING OF AGE 1445 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:50,079 STORY, AND THAT PART IS TAKEN 1446 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:51,140 CARE OF BY SOFIA LEWIS, WHO'S 1447 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:51,140 JUST AMAZING IN THE MOVIE, AND 1448 00:33:51,140 --> 00:34:00,119 IT'S PART COMING OUT STORY, 1449 00:33:51,140 --> 00:34:00,119 WHICH I DEAL WITH. 1450 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:01,190 I PLAY THIS GUY CALLED FRANK, 1451 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:01,190 HE'S FROM SOUTH CAROLINA BUT HE 1452 00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:02,220 IS LIVING IN NEW YORK IN 1453 00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:02,220 THE '70s AND HE HAS A PARTNER, 1454 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,279 WHO IS A MAN, WHO IS PLAYED BY 1455 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,279 PETER MACDISSI, WHOSE NAME IS 1456 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:16,159 WALLY. 1457 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:16,159 AND HE IS KEEPING THE TWO PARTS 1458 00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:17,210 OF HIS LIFE SEPARATE, AND HE 1459 00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:17,210 HASN'T COME OUT TO HIS FAMILY 1460 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:24,190 IN THE SOUTH 1461 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:24,190 AND THE DEATH OF HIS FATHER 1462 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:29,139 MEANS THAT HE HAS TO -- HE HAS 1463 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:29,139 TO HEAD HOME TO THE SOUTH. 1464 00:34:29,139 --> 00:34:30,199 AND THE TWO PARTS -- THE TWO 1465 00:34:29,139 --> 00:34:30,199 PARTS OF HIS LIFE JUST COME 1466 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:36,170 SORT OF CRASHING TOGETHER. 1467 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:36,170 AND IT'S -- IT'S A MOVING FILM 1468 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:49,250 BUT WITH JOKES 1469 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:49,250 >> >> Jimmy: WELL, HOPEFULLY, 1470 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,190 PEOPLE CAN WATCH THIS AND GET 1471 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,190 A FEW LAUGHS, BUT ALSO, START 1472 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,130 SOME CONVERSATIONS 1473 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,130 IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU DID THIS 1474 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,050 BUD. 1475 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,059 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 1476 00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:57,059 HERE IS PAUL BETTANY IN "UNCLE 1477 00:34:55,269 --> 00:34:57,059 FRANK," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1478 00:34:57,289 --> 00:35:00,119 >> SO THAT IS TWO ROOMS AT 1479 00:34:57,289 --> 00:35:00,119 $14 EACH 1480 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:02,019 >> I DON'T THINK WE NEED TWO 1481 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:02,019 ROOMS. 1482 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:07,130 WE CAN MAKE DO WITH ONE IF YOU 1483 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:07,130 HAVE A COT 1484 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:14,059 >> WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP? 1485 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:14,059 >> HMM 1486 00:35:14,059 --> 00:35:15,050 >> THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE 1487 00:35:14,059 --> 00:35:15,050 TWO OF YOU 1488 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:22,079 AND THE YOUNG LADY OVER THERE? 1489 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:22,079 >> OH, SHE'S MY NIECE. 1490 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:28,179 I'M HIS NEPHEW 1491 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:28,179 >> I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO NEED 1492 00:35:28,179 --> 00:35:29,179 THE YOUNG LADY TO STAY IN HER 1493 00:35:28,179 --> 00:35:29,179 OWN ROOM 1494 00:35:29,179 --> 00:35:37,210 >> YEAH. 1495 00:35:29,179 --> 00:35:37,210 THAT MAKES SENSE 1496 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:42,219 >> OKAY. 1497 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:42,219 >> Jimmy: PAUL BETTANY, 1498 00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:43,250 EVERYBODY. 1499 00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:43,250 "UNCLE FRANK" BEGINS STREAMING 1500 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:46,000 ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW 1501 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:46,000 PAUL, ANY TIME IN THE WORLD, IF 1502 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,050 YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU CAN 1503 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,050 COME ON MY SHOW, AND THAT'S MY 1504 00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:52,070 JOB TO FLIP IT AROUND. 1505 00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:52,070 YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST AND THE 1506 00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:54,190 COOLEST. 1507 00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:54,190 WE LOVE YOU BUDDY. 1508 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:58,050 CONGRATS AND COME BACK 1509 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:58,050 WHENEVER 1510 00:35:58,050 --> 00:35:59,179 >> I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN 1511 00:35:58,050 --> 00:35:59,179 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 1512 00:35:59,179 --> 00:36:00,130 WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," 1513 00:35:59,179 --> 00:36:00,130 EVERYBODY. 1514 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:03,039 BYE BUD. 1515 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:03,039 >> MUCH LOVE, BYE. 1516 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:19,110 ♪ 1517 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:19,110 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR HIT 1518 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,070 "LEMONADE," HERE'S INTERNET 1519 00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:39,059 MONEY WITH GUNNA, DON TOLIVER, 1520 00:36:21,099 --> 00:36:39,059 AND NAV! 1521 00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:39,059 ♪ 1522 00:36:40,059 --> 00:36:42,260 ♪ CANDY BARS SUICIDE DOOR 1523 00:36:40,059 --> 00:36:42,260 A BRAND NEW BA 1524 00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:46,119 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVE A 1525 00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:46,119 HEAD IN MY RAFS ♪ 1526 00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,030 ♪ ROCKSTAR LIFE 1527 00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,030 SO MUCH MONEY I'LL 1528 00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:50,219 MAKE YOU LAUGH HEY 1529 00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:50,219 THEY HATE AND ♪ 1530 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:53,070 ♪ YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT 1531 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:53,070 YOU NEVER HAD HE 1532 00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:56,119 OFF THE JUIC 1533 00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:56,119 DIRTY GOT ME TRIPPING ♪ 1534 00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,139 ♪ COPPED THE COUP 1535 00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,139 WOKE UP ROOF WAS MISSING 1536 00:36:59,139 --> 00:37:02,289 ICE LEMONADE 1537 00:36:59,139 --> 00:37:02,289 iS DRIPPIN' ♪ 1538 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,150 ♪ ICE LEMONAD 1539 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,150 MY NECK WAS DRIPPIN' ♪ 1540 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:10,050 ♪ BOYS GOT SOME 60' 1541 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:10,050 IN MY BA 1542 00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:13,130 LIPS SEALED AIN'T PILLOW 1543 00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:13,130 TALKIN' I'M NO RAT ♪ 1544 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,030 ♪ IN MY EARLOBE GOT 1545 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,030 TWO KARATS VVS 1546 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:20,210 GOT A PENTHOUSE NEAR 1547 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:20,210 RODEO OFF OF STRESS ♪ 1548 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:22,239 ♪ ALL THIS MONEY WHEN I GRE 1549 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:22,239 UP I HAD NOTHING 1550 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:27,210 FILLED WITH BACKSTABBERS 1551 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:27,210 MY OLD LIFE WAS DISGUSTING ♪ 1552 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,179 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE IT GOTT 1553 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,179 THANK GOD THAT I'M 1554 00:37:29,179 --> 00:37:31,059 LIVING COMFORTABLY 1555 00:37:29,179 --> 00:37:31,059 GETTING CHECKS I DON'T ♪ 1556 00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:34,079 ♪ BELIEVE HER SHE SAYS SH 1557 00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:34,079 DONE WITH ME 1558 00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:36,269 BURNT SOME BRIDGES AND I 1559 00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:36,269 LET THE FIRE LIGHT THE WAY ♪ 1560 00:37:36,269 --> 00:37:40,280 ♪ KICKIN' MY FEET UP LEFT 1561 00:37:36,269 --> 00:37:40,280 THE PJ'S ON A PJ 1562 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,230 YEAH I'M A BIG DOG AND I 1563 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,230 WALK AROUND WITH NO LEASH ♪ 1564 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:48,110 ♪ I GOT WATER ON ME YEA 1565 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:48,110 EVERYTHING ON FIJI ♪ 1566 00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:51,099 ♪ CANDY BARS SUICIDE DOOR 1567 00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:51,099 A BRAND NEW BA 1568 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,219 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVE 1569 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,219 HEAD IN MY RAFS ♪ 1570 00:37:53,219 --> 00:37:55,050 ♪ ROCKSTAR LIFE 1571 00:37:53,219 --> 00:37:55,050 SO MUCH MONEY i'LL 1572 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:58,199 MAKE YOU LAUGH HEY 1573 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:58,199 B'S THEY HATE AND ♪ 1574 00:37:58,199 --> 00:38:00,150 ♪ YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT 1575 00:37:58,199 --> 00:38:00,150 YOU NEVER HAD HE 1576 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:04,099 OFF THE JUIC 1577 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:04,099 DIRTY GOT ME TRIPPING ♪ 1578 00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:07,150 ♪ COPPED THE COUP 1579 00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:07,150 WOKE UP ROOF WAS MISSING 1580 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:11,130 ICE LEMONADE 1581 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:11,130 MY NECK WAS DRIPPIN' ♪ 1582 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:15,110 ♪ ICE LEMONAD 1583 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:15,110 MY NECK WAS DRIPPIN' 1584 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,269 I'M A ROCKSTAR 1585 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,269 PLAY GUITARS ♪ 1586 00:38:16,269 --> 00:38:19,059 ♪ SIPPIN' 'WOCK AYY 1587 00:38:16,269 --> 00:38:19,059 ADDA BARS AY 1588 00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:25,110 I WAS 15 I WAS SIPPING 1589 00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:25,110 WITH MY DAWGS AYY ♪ 1590 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,159 ♪ I FEEL GNARLY 1591 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,159 PUT UP A STICK AND I 1592 00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:32,269 HOP ON A PLANE 1593 00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:32,269 STILL IN MY WAR WAYS ♪ 1594 00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:34,159 ♪ IT'S SO RISKY 1595 00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:34,159 I GOTTA BE GIFTE 1596 00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:36,219 HE BLESSED ME WITH 1597 00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:36,219 FORTUNE AND FAME ♪ 1598 00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:38,110 ♪ I REMEMBER FROM 5 1599 00:38:36,219 --> 00:38:38,110 I COULDN'T GO BACK EMPTY 1600 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:39,230 I KNOW I WAS STUCK 1601 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:39,230 IN THAT GAME ♪ 1602 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:41,090 ♪ I'M LOYAL AND I'L 1603 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:41,090 NEVER CHANGE NAH 1604 00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:42,250 I'M NEVER GON' G 1605 00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:42,250 AGAINST THE GRAIN AH ♪ 1606 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:46,260 ♪ NEVER GON' BE THE ONE TUR 1607 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:46,260 ON MY BROTHER WHEN POLIC 1608 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:48,150 HAS GOT HIM DETAINED 1609 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:48,150 I WOULD NEVER LOVE A ♪ 1610 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,010 ♪ MORE THAN MY MOTHER 1611 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,010 AND THAT'S ON MY 1612 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:51,139 GOVERNMENT NAM 1613 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:51,139 I'M HATING ON NO ONE ♪ 1614 00:38:51,139 --> 00:38:56,019 ♪ I WISH EVERYBODY GET PAID 1615 00:38:51,139 --> 00:38:56,019 'CAUSE WE COUNTING 1616 00:38:56,019 --> 00:38:57,179 UP EVERY DAY ♪ 1617 00:38:56,019 --> 00:38:57,179 ♪ GETTING HIGH 'TIL I 1618 00:38:57,179 --> 00:38:59,110 LAND IN THE GRAVE ♪ 1619 00:38:57,179 --> 00:38:59,110 ♪ CANDY BARS SUICIDE DOOR 1620 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:01,030 A BRAND NEW BA 1621 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:01,030 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVE A 1622 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:04,079 HEAD IN MY RAFS ♪ 1623 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:04,079 ♪ ROCKSTAR LIFE 1624 00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:05,239 SO MUCH MONEY I'LL 1625 00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:05,239 MAKE YOU LAUGH HEY 1626 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,130 THEY HATE AND ♪ 1627 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,130 ♪ YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT 1628 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:10,079 YOU NEVER HAD HE 1629 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:10,079 OFF THE JUIC 1630 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:15,030 DIRTY GOT ME TRIPPING ♪ 1631 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:15,030 ♪ COPPED THE COUP 1632 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:17,150 WOKE UP ROOF WAS MISSING 1633 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:17,150 ICE LEMONADE 1634 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:20,260 MY NECK WAS DRIPPIN' ♪ 1635 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:20,260 ♪ ICE LEMON 1636 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:38,150 IC 1637 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:38,150 ♪ 1638 00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:44,119 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1639 00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:44,119 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO INTERNET 1640 00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:47,230 MONEY, GUNNA, DON TOLIVER, AND 1641 00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:47,230 NAV! 1642 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:50,179 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1643 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:50,179 COME BACK, EVERYBODY 1644 00:39:50,179 --> 00:40:11,190 ♪ 1645 00:39:50,179 --> 00:40:11,190 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1646 00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:13,019 WATCHING 1647 00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:13,019 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1648 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,110 WEAR A MASK. 1649 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,110 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1650 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:16,010 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1651 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:16,010 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1652 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:16,170 SETH MEYERS. 1653 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:20,039 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1654 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:20,039 ♪ 1655 00:40:19,019 --> 00:40:20,039 ♪