FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS, JERRY SEINFELD BAD BUNNY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW, AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, ROOTS * OH, PLEASE, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET ME START BY WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, WE MADE IT
THROUGH THANKSGIVING, AND IF YOUR GUESTS ARE STILL OVER, JUST REMIND THEM THEY SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS A VERY DIFFERENT THANKSGIVING WE ALL HAD TO WORRY ABOUT
WHETHER OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE IN RESPONSE, THE TURKEYS WERE LIKE "OH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
SO HARD FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
I SPENT THE DAY WATCHING A LOT OF THANKSGIVING STUFF ON TV. THERE WAS THE "MACY'S
THANKSGIVING PARADE" THAT WE WERE IN. THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING" AND OVER ON NETFLIX, MY NEW
FAVORITE, "THE QUEEN'S GIBLET. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TODAY WAS THANKSGIVING
IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR THAT ONE SERVING TRAY EVERYONE OWNS THAT HAS THE WORD "THANKFUL,"
WRITTEN ON IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE HAD A SMALL THANKSGIVING
THIS YEAR, 'CAUSE IN NEW YORK ANYTHING MORE THAN FOUR PEOPLE, GOVERNOR CUOMO SHOWS UP TO YOUR
HOUSE WITH A TASER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE WERE SOME THINGS THAT I
MISSED ABOUT HAVING MY ENTIRE FAMILY OVER, LIKE, MY AUNT SHOWING UP WITH A TWO-LITER
BOTTLE OF CHARDONNAY [ LAUGHTER ] [ SLURRED
"IT'S FROM THE REGISTER OF TRADER JOE'S IT'S GOOD STUFF.
[ LAUGHTER ] I ALSO MISS WHEN MY UNCLE OPENS HIS SEVENTH BEER AND HE'S LIKE,
"SO, STILL TELLING YOUR LITTLE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES ON THE TV? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] BUT I ENDED UP HAVING A NICE DAY, RIGHT UP UNTIL MY KIDS
SAID THAT THEY WERE MOST THANKFUL FOR DADDY GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS INTERESTING. I READ THAT BECAUSE OF SMALLER
GATHERINGS THIS YEAR, A LOT OF AMERICANS ALSO WANTED SMALLER TURKEYS.
WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, ALL THE TURKEYS WHO WENT KETO THIS MONTH WERE LIKE, "MAN, THAT
REALLY BACKFIRED, HUH? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, SMALLER TURKEYS
WERE HARD TO FIND. TODAY, PIGEONS IN NEW YORK WERE LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT
ME LIKE THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS FUN COOKING THE TURKEY
THIS YEAR. PEOPLE CHECKED WHETHER IT WAS DONE BY USING ONE OF THOSE
FOREHEAD THERMOMETERS. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN JUST TO BE SAFE, THEY GAVE
THE BUD A QUICK NASAL SWAB I MEAN, IT'S FOR FUN COME ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME PEOPLE TRIED TO BE SAFE BY EATING OUTSIDE, HOWEVER IT
RAINED IN A LOT OF THE COUNTRY TODAY. PEOPLE WERE SMART, SO THEY
RENTED TENTS, AND WHEN IT GOT WINDY, THEY ADDED WALLS, AND WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED, THEY
REALIZED THEY WERE EATING INSIDE [ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE OVER ZOOM AND NOW IT'S CLEAR WHY NOBODY
EVER EATS YAM SIX INCHES FROM A MICROPHONE [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT THE TSA ALLOWED SOME THANKSGIVING FOOD TO BE BROUGHT THROUGH SECURITY
YEP. NOTHING BETTER ON A LONG FLIGHT THAN SITTING NEXT TO A GUY WITH
THREE TUPPERWARE'S FULL OF CREAMED ONIONS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, SINCE TODAY IS THANKSGIVING, THAT MEANS TOMORROW IS BLACK FRIDAY
AND I SAW THAT 'CAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, A LOT OF STORES ARE OFFERING DEALS ONLINE.
OF COURSE, IF YOU WANT TO GET THE FULL BLACK FRIDAY EXPERIENCE, JUST PUNCH YOURSELF
IN THE FACE BEFORE YOU CLICK "ADD TO CART." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH
HIS NEW BOOK, "IS THIS ANYTHING," IS OUT NOW. JERRY SEINFELD IS MY GUEST
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO, HE WAS JUST NOMINATED FOR
TWO GRAMMYS, AND HE HAS A BRAND NEW ALBUM COMING OUT WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT
TONIGHT. BAD BUNNY IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE TALKING TO HIM, AND HE'S PERFORMING LATER ON IN THE SHOW
IT'S A VERY, VERY EXCITING DAY TO DO THIS SINCE IT IS THANKSGIVING, IT'S
ALL ABOUT GIVING THANKS. SO, I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY
THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. DO YOU GUYS MIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE *
THANK YOU, WHITE HOUSE THANKSGIVING, FOR BEING THE ONE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
A TURKEY GET EATEN BY A LAME DUCK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU, THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, FOR BEING HELD AT PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THANK YOU
RUDY GIULIANI'S THANKSGIVING FOR BEING HELD AT PLYMOUTH ROCK TOTAL LANDSCAPING.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, PATTI LaBELLE'S SWEET POTATO PIE, FOR LETTING
ME KNOW IT'S OKAY TO EAT YOU THE WAY I EAT MOST PIES. * ON MY OWN *
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THE PARADES, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, THE HAPPY
TRAFFIC. [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, CANDIED YAMS, FOR
MAKING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE LOSE FAITH IN CANDY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU, PILGRIMS, FOR BEING GOTH LEPRECHAUNS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU, DEEP FRYING A A TURKEY, FOR BEING THE MOST DELICIOUS WAY TO ACCIDENTALLY
LIGHT YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE ON FIRE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY
[ APPLAUSE ] THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, WITH JERRY SEINFELD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE
COMEDIANS. HE HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED "IS THIS ANYTHING?
WHICH IS FILLED WITH 45 YEARS WORTH OF HIS STAND UP MATERIAL AND IT IS SO GOOD.
LIKE THE BEST STAND UP MATERIAL YOU CAN READ THIS, AND EVEN IF
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU SOUND FUNNY. THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS.
BEFORE WE SAY HELLO TO JERRY, PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ICONIC MOMENT FROM HIS CAREER.
HERE HE IS THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT CITI FIELD LAST YEAR
HE DOES THE TURK WENDELL MOVE, SLAMMING THE JACKET DOWN
THEN WITH THE EXAGGERATED WIND UP, COME SIDEARM LIKE TERRY LEACH, AND THROWS
A PERFECT STRIKE VERY NICE Jimmy: HERE HE IS,
JERRY SEINFIELD EVERYBODY! JIMMY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING Jimmy: I ALWAYS MESS UP YOUR INTRO.
I FIGURED I GIVE YOU FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, YOU'RE ALWAYS -- IT'S AN ODD
TRADITION, BUT IT'S FUN. YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE ON THANKSGIVING
YES, I LOVE ALWAYS BEING WITH YOU ON THANKSGIVING ON TV BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT REAL
THANKSGIVING WE WANT TV THANKSGIVING. RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE. Jimmy: YEAH WHAT WOULD WE DO -- NO WHAT
WOULD WE DO AT A REAL THANKSGIVING NO
NO, YOU GOT TO LAUGH AT REAL THANKSGIVING, WHAT THE HELL GOOD IS IT
Jimmy: YEAH, NO THIS IS EXACTLY -- YOU WANT A LAUGH THAT MEANS
MONEY IN THE BANK. Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BOOK, BUT FIRST, HOW'S THE FAMILY? AND HOW'S JESSICA?
HOW'S SASHA? THEY'RE ALL GOOD ALL GOOD.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING HOW ABOUT YOURS? Jimmy: THEY'RE GREAT.
THEY'RE CUTE IT'S AWESOME BUT I MEAN MY KIDS ARE LITTLE.
I MEAN YOUR KIDS ARE - THEY'RE STILL YOUR KIDS DON'T DIMINISH THEM BECAUSE
THEY'RE YOUNG. Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THEY WON'T SEE THIS
I WILL SHOW THEM THIS UNTIL THEY'RE OLDER. THEY'RE FIVE AND SEVEN RIGHT
NOW. OH, THAT'S NICE Jimmy: BUT YOUR KIDS ARE 17
THEY'RE TEENAGERS. TWENTIES 17, 15 AND 20
YEAH Jimmy: WOW, YOU SO 20-YEARS-OLD
HOW IS IT WITH TEENAGERS AND OLDER KIDS THE GREATEST.
IT ONLY GETS BETTER, EVERYTHING GETS BETTER. AND I LIKE TEENAGERS A LOT
BECAUSE OF THE HOSTILITY, THEY'RE GREAT DEBATERS THEY'LL FIGHT YOU.
THEY WILL BREAK DOWN YOUR FLAWS AND YOUR LOGIC SO, IT REALLY WORKS BETTER FOR
ME JESSICA WAS A GREAT MOM, BUT I REALLY WANT TO ENGAGE MORE, UH,
SYNTACTICALLY. Jimmy: DO YOU GET INTO GOOD DEBATES WITH THE KIDS?
SURE, ALL THE TIME. IT'S CONSTANT. WELL I -- THE PROBLEM WITH, YOU
KNOW, MARRIED LIFE I THINK FOR A MAN, FOR A HUSBAND, IS THE AMOUNT OF ROOM FOR YOU TO
COMPLAIN JUST GETS SMALLER Jimmy: YEAH 'CAUSE IT GETS TAKEN UP BY
THE OTHER PEOPLE Jimmy: COMPLAINING, YEAH. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH
COMPLAINING THAT CAN HAPPEN. YEAH, I AM LUCKY TO GET IN A, "WHERE'S THE REMOTE?"
THAT'S AS MUCH AS I CAN COMPLAIN Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
MADE THESE HUMANS, AND THEY HAVE TO COMPLAIN CAN YOU PUT IT BACK IN THE
CHARGER WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT Jimmy: YOU THINK?
JESSICA SENT OUT A FUNNY POST DURING QUARANTINE SAID, "BECAUSE THAT YOU HAVE NOWHERE
TO PERFORM RIGHT NOW YOU WALK AROUND ALL DAY YELLING." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I THINK THAT'S ACCURATE? DO YOU YELL WHEN YOU TALK IN THE HOUSE?
OF COURES YOU DO Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO. THERE'S NO ONE ELSE.
YOU WANT TO USE YOUR STAGE VOICE BECAUSE I AM NOT USING IT
I AM USING IT VOICE RIGHT NOW, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS VOLUME FOR -
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FOR ALL DAY LONG ARE YOU DONE WITH THE MAPLE
SYRUP? THEN PUT IT BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE, SO I CAN REACH
IT Jimmy: I JUST SAID THAT REALLY MAD ME LAUGH, BECAUSE I
DO IT ALL THE TIME I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW BOOK
"IS THIS ANYTHING? "IS THIS ANYTHING? YEAH, I LOVE THE WAY YOU
SAID IT. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT Jimmy: RIGHT, THAT'S THE
TITLE. -- YEAH Jimmy: YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR
A BIT AND YOU GO, "HEY, IS THIS ANYTHING"? YEAH.
Jimmy: AND WHAT DO WE HOPE THE PEOPLE SAY YOU HOPE THEY LAUGH, BUT YOU
HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. THIS SAYS, "HERE, BIT COMING HERE COMES A BIT."
Jimmy: YES, THAT'S TRUE YOU CAN'T JUST GO INTO IT SOMETIMES YOU CAN BUT --
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO NANCY AND I CAN'T --
I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE THAT IDEA FOR A BIT, AND THEN I DO IT. BECAUSE IF I JUST TRY TO GET
INTO IT, IT'S TOO WEIRD. AND SHE'S LIKE, "WAIT, WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT GOLF OR
SOMETHING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TRYING TO JOKE.
RIGHT TO NANCY YOU WOULD SAY, "I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A BIT.
BUT TO ME YOU WOULD SAY, "IS THIS ANYTHING? BECAUSE I KNOW ALL WERE
INTERESTED IN IS BITS ANYWAY Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
I WOULDN'T WONDER WHAT "THIS" IS. Jimmy: YEAH, "IS THIS
ANYTHING?" MEANS IS THIS A A JOKE OR IS SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN TRY
SOMETHING? YEAH, CAN I GET A LAUGH WITH THIS SOMEHOW
Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK, WHEN I AM LOOKING AT ALL THESE -- GOSH, YOU GO THROUGH ALL THE
DECADES. IT'S AWESOME YES, DECADE BY DECADE
WELL, I TURNED 65, AND I THOUGHT, "WELL THAT'S THE END OF REGULATION.
I REACHED THE END OF REGULATION, AND I SHOULD TURN SOMETHING IN
YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS? LET'S HAVE IT OUT THERE. OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I DID
I WANTED MAKE SOMETHING THAT I COULD LEAVE AND GO, "THIS IS WHAT I SPENT MY LIFE DOING IF
YOU'RE INTERESTED. Jimmy: YEAH IS THIS IS FOR THE COMEDIANS
IS IT JUST FOR FANS OF COMEDY? ANYBODY THAT LIKES COMEDY, I THINK, WOULD LIKE IT
BUT, I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT COMEDIANS BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT IT, AND KIND OF FIGURE OUT,
"OH, THAT'S HOW HE SET THAT JOKE UP. SO, I DID IT IN DOUBLE SPACED
SO YOU CAN KIND OF ANALYZE IT IF YOU WANT. WELL, HOW DID HE GET FROM THAT
LINE TO THAT LINE. Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS
I SWEAR, I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS REALLY?
Jimmy: I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT DONE BEFORE. EVEN IN THE FIRST CHAPTER, IS
YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND YOU -- I'VE NEVER SEEN -- LOOK AT THE SPACING ON THIS.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN -- YEAH, I DOUBLE SPACED IT. Jimmy: AND I LOVE THIS
BECAUSE I CAN DO MY OWN TIMING OF READING THIS EVERY SINGLE LINE
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT LIKE THAT AND IT SET UP THE WHOLE BOOK IT WAS BRILLIANT
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT Jimmy: I SWEAR, I WISH I SAID IT BEFORE YOU SAID IT
BECAUSE REALLY I LOVED IT. I GO, "OH MY GOSH," AND I THOUGHT -- BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
AND I'M READING IT IN THE RHYTHM AND I GO, "THIS IS SO EASY AND
FUN TO READ BEFORE YOU GET INTO THE MATERIAL." YEAH.
Jimmy: AND THEN I GO, "OH." WELL, STAND-UP IS LIKE SONG LYRICS OR POETRY
IT IS VERY KIND OF ORGANIZED IT IS A VERY ORGANIZED PROGRESSION.
Jimmy: YEAH, HERE IS THE BRIDGE LIKE A GOOD MUSIC IS.
Jimmy: HERE'S THE CHORUS, HERE'S THE BRIDGE. YES
Jimmy: DO YOU LOOK AT ANY OF THESE BITS, AND GO LIKE, "I COULD MAKE THAT BETTER RIGHT
NOW. YES, I DO BUT I -- YOU KNOW, ANYBODY CAN
LOOK AT THEIR EARLY WORK AND GO, "OH MY GOSH, THIS IS NOT AS GOOD AS I GOT LATER ON."
AND I STARTED DOING THAT WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THE EARLIER STUFF, AND THEN I THOUGHT,
"THAT'S NOT REALLY FAIR TO YOUR YOUNG SELF." WHO WAS -- THAT STUFF, WHATEVER
IT IS, IT GOT YOU TO THE NEXT STEP Jimmy: YEAH
WHICH GOT YOU TO THE NEXT STEP AND THE NEXT STEP SO I THOUGHT I AM GOING TO BE
NICER TO THIS EARLY STUFF. INSTEAD OF GOING, "OH MY GOD THIS IS SO INFANTILE
THIS IS SO BASIC THIS SO HACKY. WHATEVER IT IS
BUT IT GOT YOU THERE IT GOT YOU FROM BEING A JUST -- I WAS JUST A KID IN MY ROOM.
TO ON STAGE, AT "CATCH A RISING STAR" ON FIRST AVENUE AND 78th STREET
Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT, YOU SET THE STAGE SO WELL. YOU'RE SITTING, AS A KID,
WATCHING THE TV EATING CEREAL IN A HORIZONTALLY STRIPED SHIRT, I THINNK IS WHAT IT
SAID AND YOU ARE WATCHING, YOU'RE GOING, "HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE
TALK LIKE THIS?" YOU'RE WATCHING "THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW.
AND YOU GO, "I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN DO THAT. AND YOU WERE EATING CEREAL, BUT
THEN YOU SAID LATER IN THAT THING, YOU GO, "I JUST WANT TO DO IT FOR LAUGHS
THAT'S REALLY WHAT I WANT TO DO THIS FOR BUT ALSO, IF I CAN MAKE ENOUGH
MONEY TO BUY WONDER BREAD AND SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER, I'M SET. YEAH.
I THOUGHT, "HOW FUNNY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO MAKE ENOUGH TO JUST GET A LOAF OF WONDER BREAD
AND A JAR OF SKIPPY A WEEK CAUSE I COULD SURVIVE ON THAT. Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON BREAD? TODAY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAS IT GOOD? YES, IT'S GOOD.
Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MADE WONDER BREAD OUT OF, BUT WOW IT
IS FANTASTIC THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A WONDER. IT'S NOT BREAD.
IT IS BETTER THAN BREAD. Jimmy: IT IS MORE WONDER. IT'S MORE WONDER THAN BREAD.
YEAH, YOU WONDER. Jimmy: YOU WONDER, "WHAT THE HECK AM I EATING?"
YOU WONDER, "WHAT IS THIS?" HERE YOU GO. THAT'S SOMETHING. Jimmy: THAT'S SOMETHING, I
AM TELLING YOU HERE IS YOU IN THE COMIC STRIP, WHICH I LOVE
YEAH. Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST NIGHT, AND WERE YOU
NERVOUS? IS IT THAT BUTTERFLIES, WERE YOU COCKY?
WHAT WAS IT LIKE I WAS CATATONICLY NERVOUS I DIDN'T THINK I WAS FUNNY
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS FUNNY MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY, BUT I WAS NOT CONVINCED OF IT.
Jimmy: YEAH SO, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HUMPHREY BOGART WOULD ALWAYS
HAVE A SHOT OF SCOTCH BEFORE HE WOULD DO SOMETHING DIFFICULT SO, WE WENT TO THE BAR NEXT
DOOR TO "CATCH A RISING STAR" AND WE THREW DOWN A SHOT OF SCOTCH
Jimmy: DID THAT HELP? NO. Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
IT DID NOTHING YOU ARE JUST STARTING OUT. I THINK THAT'S A THING ABOUT
STAND-UP TOO, THAT EVEN NOW WHEN YOU DO A JOKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FUNNY.
YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE NOT IF THE JOKE IS NOT FUNNY YOU
ARE NOT, IN THAT MOMENT. IN THAT MOMENT, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF WHAT YOU
WANT TO BE YOU GET A LAUGH, YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO BE
Jimmy: IT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD YEAH, AND THE WORST
Jimmy: AND THE WORST IF YOU DON'T. AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE, I
THINK, ARE ATTRACTED TO IT FOR THEY WANT TO SEE A PERSON -- THAT'S WHY I WATCH BASEBALL.
IS THIS GUY GOING TO GET A HIT, OR HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DRUDGE BACK TO THE DUGOUT WITH HIS
BAT? JUST HOLDING IT. GOING, "I REALLY DIDN'T EVEN
USE THIS." ARE YOU SCHVITZING Jimmy: IT IS CALLED DOOEY
NOW. YOU KNOW WHENEVER I COME ON YOUR SHOW, EVERYONE, THE
AUDIENCE EXPECTS YOU'RE GOING TO DO ME EVERYONE THINKS THAT YOU WILL
DO ME. 'CAUSE YOU HAVE THIS GREAT IMPRESSION OF ME, AND EVERYBODY
THINKS IT IS THE BEST ONE. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE ENJOYED IT OVER THE YEARS
TOO. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT MYSELF.
I AM NOT AN EGOTISTICAL-TYPE PERSON I LIKE BEING MADE FUN OF
BUT, I THINK IT IS TIME FOR YOUR IMPRESSION TO EVOLVE TO THE NEXT DURATION OF WHO I AM.
YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE -- YOU DO THE COMEDY CLUB '85 JERRY. THAT'S YOUR IMPRESSION
VERY GOOD. VERY ENTERTAINING. EVERYONE LOVES IT.
Jimmy: IT'S HIGH-ENERGY, YEAH YEAH, I DO. IT'S "I DO THIS.
TALKING LIKE THIS. AND THAT'S WHAT I DO SO, I THINK WE'RE ALL READY
TO MOVE FORWARD TO THE NEXT JERRY. YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT
IMPRESSIONIST. Jimmy: UH-HUH YOU ARE SO GREAT OF DOING
IMPRESSIONS. Jimmy: YOU WANT THE NEXT LEVEL --
I WANT THE NEXT ONE WE ALL WANT TO SEE WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THIS
Jimmy: THAT'S THE SEQUEL TO THE BOOK, "WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THIS ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I AM GOING TO TRY THIS OKAY WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE GOING
TO DO SOMETHING CALLED "THE SEINFIELD CHALLENGE. AND I AM ALSO GOING TO SHOW OFF
MY NEW IMPRESSION OF YOU YOU HAVE A NEW IMPRESSION Jimmy: WE ARE GOING TO SEE
AFTER THE BREAK. WE ARE ALL VERY EXCITED TO SEE THAT
Jimmy: MORE WITH JERRY SEINFIELD. THANKSGIVING SHOW HERE
EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK *
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HERE WITH JERRY SEINFELD
HIS NEW BOOK "IS THIS ANYTHING?" IS AVAILABLE NOW. DID I DO YOU ALREADY
NO, YOU JUST -- YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT SAYS IT THE RIGHT WAY.
THAT'S THE WAY COMEDIANS SAY IT Jimmy: WE'RE ABOUT TO DO
SOMETHING FUN. THIS IS "THE SEINFELD CHALLENGE.
* SEINFELD, SEINFEL SEINFELD, SEINFELD
CHALLENGE * Jimmy: WE ASKED OUR VIEWERS TO PICK UP YOUR BOOK AND RECORD
THEMSELVES DOING THEIR FAVORITE SEINFELD ROUTINE YOUR BOOK HAS STAND UP, EVERY
BIT THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE FROM THE '70s UNTIL TODAY THERE'S A LOT TO CHOOSE FROM
TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WATCH SOME OF THESE SUBMISSIONS AND SEE HOW THEY DID
FIRST UP, WE HAVE ASHLEY GUTERMOOTH FROM WRIGHTSTOWN, NEW JERSEY.
SHE'S DOING YOUR BIT ABOUT TALK SHOW HOSTS LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HOW COME TALK SHOW HOSTS NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
TIME THEY HAVE THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING OFF CAMERA
DO WE HAVE TIME FOR THIS HOW WE DOING ON TIME ARE WE OUT OF TIME
WE'RE OUT OF TIME. IT'S YOUR OWN SHOW WHY DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
HOW IT WORKS YOU NEVER SEE "MAGNUM P.I." GOING, "ARE WE GONNA -- WE
GONNA STRANGLE THIS GUY OR ARE WE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK?" I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL BONK
HIM ON THE HEAD, WE'LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK, COME BACK, I'LL DRIVE IN THE CAR REAL FAST
OKAY STAY WITH US [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT WAS GREAT. Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT, RIGHT?
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY, EVERYONE DOES SAY ARE WE
RUNNING OUT OF TIME. SHE HAD IT MEMORIZED TOO. SHE GOT EVERY WORD RIGHT
Jimmy: AND CRUSHED IT, YEAH DO YOU KNOW THAT BIT? Jimmy: DID THE BIT.
YES, I LOVE THAT BIT WAS THAT -- DID YOU DO THAT ON "LETTERMAN?"
MANY YEARS AGO, YEAH, IN THE '80s "MAGNUM P.I." GIVES IT AWAY.
Jimmy: YUP. NEXT UP, WE HAVE HANS HAFFER FROM ISSAQUAH, WASHINGTON.
THIS IS A CLASSIC BIT. THIS IS THE McDONALD'S BIT OH, UH-HUH.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
THAT UP TO NOW, LIKE 89 BILLION
HAMBURGERS 89 BILLION, WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS NUMBER
I MEAN, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SIT DOWN WITH THE CEO AT McDONALD'S AND SAY, "LOOK, WE
GET IT, YOU SOLD A LOT OF HAMBURGERS 89 BILLION, QUATRILLION,
COTILLION HAMBURGERS, WHATEVER THAT IS. WHY NOT JUST PUT UP A SIGN THAT
SAYS "McDONALD'S, WE'RE DOING VERY WELL. Jimmy: I THINK HE LANDED.
I THINK HE LANDED. THE FUN PART OF THAT BIT IS I WANT TO -- I WOULD LOVE TO
MEET THE CHAIRMAN OF THE McDONALD'S SO I CAN GO "LOOK, WE ALL GET IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YUP, YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S THE FUN PART
Jimmy: THAT'S THE FUN PART. YEAH THAT'S THE ATTITUDE
Jimmy: HE ADDED PROPS AND HE HAD KIDS TOYS. YEAH, YEAH.
SO I'LL GIVE HIM POINTS FOR THAT ONE BUT THIS ONE HERE IS
MAGDA MAHILA FROM FRANCE TRYING YOUR ROUTINE "MAD COW.
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MAD COW DISEASE IS THAT OF COURSE WE TRY TO BLAME IT ON THE COWS.
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THESE COWS ARE CRAZY THEY'RE NUTS
THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MINDS WE SHOW THEM SLIDING DOWN THIS SLIPPERY RAMPS ALL OUT OF
CONTROL AND THE COWS ARE PROBABLY LIKE, "OH SURE, YOU ARE DRINKING ME, EATING ME,
WEARING ME, SNEAKING UP ON ME AND TIPPING ME OVER AND I AM THE ONE WHO'S OFF?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IN FRONT OF COWS IN FRONT OF COWS.
THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OF COMEDY IS YOU ACTUALLY GO TO THE PREMISE.
Jimmy: TO THE JOKE. NO, TO THE JOKE, YEAH YOU'RE THERE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I HAVE ONE MORE. HERE TO DO -- HERE TO DO YOUR
BIT ABOUT THE POST OFFICE. OH. Jimmy: WATCH ME
WATCH THIS OH. Jimmy: YEAH
OKAY. Jimmy: "THE POST OFFICE ALWAYS HAS THIS EMOTIONAL,
FINANCIAL MELT DOWN EVERY THREE TO FIVE YEARS THAT THEIR BUSINESS MODEL FROM 1630 ISN'T
WORKING ANYMORE. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW A 21st CENTURY INFORMATION SYSTEM
BASED ON LICKING, WALKING AND A RANDOM NUMBER OF PENNIES IS STRUGGLING TO COMPETE.
WHAT IS THE REASON MAKES NO SENSE THEN THEY ALWAYS -- THEN THEY
ALWAYS PUSH THE POSTMASTER GENERAL OUT ON TV TO EXPLAIN THEIR DIFFERENCES, ALWAYS HAVE
TO MAKE A BIG SPEECH HE'S ALL FREAKED OUT HAS RINGS UNDER EYES, NO SHAVE,
PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTERS. 'WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. WE GOT TO GO UP A PENNY ON THE
STEPS. THERE IS NO WAY AROUND IT. WE'RE TRYING TO GET SOME
BREATHING ROOM, THE COST, THE INFRASTRUCTURE.' WE ALL LIKE 'DUDE, DUDE, RELAX
RAISE IT A PENNY WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH A STAMP IS ANYWAY.
.44, .53 OR .62? MAKE IT A BUCK, YOU ARE GOING TO GET THERE
AND IF I ENDS UP YOU HAVE SOME MONEY LEFT OVER, BUY YOURSELF SOME PANTS AND A REAL CAR.'"
* YES Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BIT THAT WAS EXCELLENT. Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
YOU BROUGHT A MATURITY OF THE YEARS, THE GREATER -- THE CONDESCENSION THAT ONLY COMES
WITH AGE Jimmy: THE NEW JERRY -- THE NEW JERRY IMPRESSION, YOU GO,
"WHAT IS IT - - YOU TALK LIKE THAT ALMOST. THE GUYS GOING INTO THEIR THING
WE'RE THE POST -- THE THING I DON'T GET ABOUT THAT." THEN YOU SPRINKLE IN -- OH, IF
YOU WANT -- IF YOU WANT TO THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY RIDING THE WAVE.
THAT'S SHOWING OFF THAT'S WHEN YOU HANG TEN, AND YOU DO SOMETHING, YOU SHOW OFF
A LITTLE BIT AND "SEEN" IS A GOOD WORD TO DO YOU, BY THE WAY.
ONE WORD IMPRESSION. "SEEN. SEEN?
Jimmy: LIKE HAVE YOU "SEEN" YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ]
HAVE YOU SEEN -- SEEN IS THE ONE WORD IMPRESSION FOR THE NEW JERRY.
HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF IS A A HILARIOUS LINE THAT I DO NOT HAVE ANYWHERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S A PERFECT LINE FOR ME HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S IT. I'M THINKING -- I SHOULD WRITE
FOR YOU. YEAH. Jimmy: RIGHT "I UNDERSTAND,
BUY HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?" HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF IS THE NEXT BIT, I WANT TO SEE IT,
PLEASE JERRY, UNFORTUNATE, IT IS A TIGHT RACE BUT THERE COULD
ONLY BE ONE WINNER ASHLEY GUTTERMOOTH IS MY WINNER
Jimmy: I AGREE, THERE YOU GO *
SHE MEMORIZED THE BIT Jimmy: ASHLEY I TOTALLY AGREE, YUP
SHE PERFORMED IT VERY WELL. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT SHE MADE IT FUNNY.
Jimmy: WE ARE GOING TO SEND HER AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF YOUR BOOK -
OH, FANTASTIC Jimmy: -- AND A SHOW LITTLE "TONIGHT SHOW SWAG."
Jimmy: MY THANKS FOR EVERYONE PARTICIPATED IN "THE SEINFELD CHALLENGE" AND OF
COURSE JERRY SEINFELD," THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST TIME
I LOVE YOU BUDDY AND BE SAFE, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, LOVE
YOU, TOO HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY Jimmy: BYE, BUDDY
THANK YOU SO MUCH. STAY SAFE Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE COME ON BACK
* Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GLOBAL SUPERSTAR WHO HAS A
A BRAND NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IT MIGHT EVEN BE OUT RIGHT NOW HE'S A TWO-TIME LATIN GRAMMY
AWARD WINNER, MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING ARTIST, AND WE LOVE IT WHEN HE COMES ON THE SHOW.
HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY BAD BUNNY. YEAH
WOOO. Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. I LOVE IT.
YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE HAPPY THANKSGIVING
THERE'S A LOT -- THANK YOU Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BUT FIRST, I WANT TO ASK HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
THE LAST I SAW SOMETHING YOU TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID. I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY.
I FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW. JUST A LITTLE COUGHING AND YOU KNOW BUT THANK GOD I FEEL GOOD
Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER AND YOU'RE BACK TO -
YEAH. Jimmy: GOOD, WE NEED YOU, BUDDY, STAY SAFE
PLEASE, STAY SAFE. YEAH. Jimmy: I WANTED TO THANK YOU
BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING BACK IN SEPTEMBER FOR THE HOSPITAL WORKERS.
YOU DID A CONCERT TO THANK PEOPLE WORKING IN THE HOSPITAL AND YOU DID THE WHOLE THING AT
THE TOP OF THE TRUCK WHILE IT DROVE THROUGH NEW YORK CITY. YEAH, LOOK AT ME.
Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THAT I MEAN, WERE YOU EVER WORRIED THAT YOU HAVE TO DUCK REALLY
QUICK OR HIT YOUR HEAD ON A BRANCH OR SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ]
I WOULD BE WORRIED I'D BE WORRIED IF I'M STANDING LIKE -
YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE EXTREME SPORTS, YOU KNOW LIKE A -
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH. BUT -- BUT, IT WAS FUN
I ENJOYED IT IT WAS GREAT, DAY AND NIGHT. Jimmy: IT WAS JUST GREAT TO
WATCH AND MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY. WE KNOW BAD BUNNY THE SINGER,
WE KNOW BAD BUNNY THE SONGWRITER, BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO GET TO MEET BAD BUNNY, THE
ACTOR. I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE NEW
SEASON OF "NARCOS: MEXICO. YEAH. YES.
Jimmy: WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF ACTING IS IT MEMORIZING THE LINES
NO, I'M REALLY GOOD MEMORIZING THE LINES I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY
I THINK THE HARD PART IS DOING THE SAME, AND THE SAME, AND THE SAME SCENE ONE ANOTHER
[ LAUGHTER ] WOW. Jimmy: YEAH
THAT PART I THINK IS THE HARD PART, YOU KNOW? BUT I LIKE IT.
I ENJOYED THE NEW EXPERIENCE I'M SO HAPPY Jimmy: I THINK IT IS SO FUN
I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT FOR IT. YOU'RE ALSO DOING FILMS NOW, TOO.
YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN
"AMERICAN SOUL. Jimmy: "AMERICAN SOUL." "AMERICAN SOUL.
YEAH Jimmy: "YEAH, 'AMERICAN SOUL.'
ONE MAN HAS TO SAVE -- WITH BAD BUNNY. Jimmy: -- WITH BAD BUNNY
SAVING THE WORLD." THAT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON
INSTAGRAM, YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN. I WATCH EVERYTHING
I LIKE EVERYTHING YOU DO BUT YOU WERE POSTING THESE VIDEOS IN QUARANTINE WHERE YOU
ACT OUT DIFFERENT SCENES FROM "TOY STORY" WITH THE ACTION FIGURES.
DUDE, I LOVED THEM EVERYBODY LOVED THEM THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART OF
THE QUARANTINE Jimmy: WE ALL JUST -- IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
I JUST LOVE THAT YOU DID IT. I WANT TO SHOW ONE OF THESE VIDEOS
WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW
[ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN
LANGUAGE ] [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CROCODILE, IT'S SO
FUNNY. I THINK -- WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BE A VOICE IN A CARTOON --
IN AN ANIMATED MOVIE THAT'S MY DREAM I WANT IT.
THAT'S ONE OF MY DREAMS. Jimmy: WE HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS WATCHING THIS SHOW
RIGHT NOW THAT ARE MAKING THESE MOVIES IF YOU NEED A VOICE --
YEAH, I'M READY I'M READY. Jimmy: GO NO FURTHER,
BAD BUNNY WANTS TO BE IN AN ANIMATED MOVIE THIS IS GONNA -- NEXT TIME YOU
COME ON, TRUST ME, I'VE DONE -- THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE I JUST HAVE A WEIRD THING.
SOMETHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND NEXT TIME YOU COME YOU'LL BE LIKE, "DUDE, THEY SAW THE SHOW,
AND I GOT A JOB. IT WILL BE THE BEST STORY, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MUSIC
YOU LIKE TO HIDE LITTLE CLUES ABOUT RELEASING NEW THINGS AND ON YOUR FINAL TRACK ON YOU
LAST ALBUM, YOU HINTED OUT YOU HAVE NEW MUSIC IN NINE MONTHS. THAT WAS FEBRUARY.
YEAH. Jimmy: HERE WE ARE NINE MONTHS LATER AND -
NINE MONTHS Jimmy: YESTERDAY YOU ANNOUNCED YOU HAVE A NEW ALBUM
COMING OUT TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT LIKE, RIGHT NOW. TONIGHT
WOO! Jimmy: RIGHT NOW IT IS OUT. YES
"EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO. Jimmy: CAN I SHOW THE COVER THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE
OF COURSE OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS WOO Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT THERE. "EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO. "EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO."
Jimmy: I LOVE -- THE LAST ALBUM WAS -- I'M NOT GONNA REMEMBER IT.
Y-H -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN
LANGUAGE ] Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, YEAH WHY THE BIG MACK TRUCK
'CAUSE IT'S LIKE THE LAST TOUR OF THE WORLD, SO IT'S ME AROUND THE WORLD THROUGH THAT
TRUCK. Jimmy: YEP. I LOVE TRUCKS
MY DAD, MY -- MY GRANDPA, UNCLES, THEY DRIVE TRUCKS. Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
IT'S SOMETHING FROM MY FAMILY Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S SO COOL.
I LOVE THAT. YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT
A LITTLE SHOUT OUT TO THE FAMILY THANK YOU
Jimmy: WELL, IT IS AFTER MIDNIGHT, WHICH I CAN SAY THE NEW ALBUM IS OUT RIGHT NOW
WOO Jimmy: EVERYBODY GO CHECK IT OUT AND #BADBUNNY.
WOULD YOU MIND STICKING AROUND A LITTLE LONGER, PLAY A FUN GAME WITH ME
OF COURSE YEAH Jimmy: MORE WITH BAD BUNNY
AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. LOOK AT THIS
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M HERE WITH BAD BUNNY. NOW, WE'RE GOING TO LIVEN UP SOME OF THE MOST BORING THINGS
IMAGINABLE, BY TURNING THEM INTO UNFORGETTABLE SONGS IN A GAME CALLED "AUTO-TUNE-UP.
* AUT TUNE UP
YEAH * Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'LL EACH BE GIVEN A RANDOM
BORING PARAGRAPH, AND THE WORDS WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. OUR JOB IS TO TURN IT INTO AN
AWESOME SONG, WITH THE HELP OF AUTO-TUNE. YOU READY FOR THIS
I'M READY I'M READY Jimmy: ALRIGHT, BAD BUNNY, HERE WE GO.
I'M UP FIRST LET'S SEE WHAT I AM AUTO-TUNING.
* OKAY, I AM GOING TO AUTO-TUNE AMAZON'S RETURN POLICY
IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON. PEOPLE WANT TO RETURN SOME GIFTS THEY GOT, SO I'M GOING TO
AUTO-TUNE, HERE WE GO. GIVE ME A GROOVE *
* IT CAN TAKE UP 25 DAY FOR YOUR ITE TO REACH U
ONCE IT'S RETURNED * * WHEN IT ARRIVES AT OUR FULFILLMENT CENTE
IT TAKES TWO BUSINESS DAYS FOR * * THE REFUND TO BE PROCESSE
AND THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS FOR THE REFUN AMOUNT TO SHOW *
* UP IN YOUR ACCOUN IN YOUR ACCOUNT * *
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. OKAY, I'M READY
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
GET, BUD * Jimmy: HOW TO CHOP
A JALAPENO HOW TO CHOP A JALAPENO! Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO LET'S GIVE HIM SOME MUSIC WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
* * REMEMBER GLOVES FOR PROTECTION
REMOVE THE STEM * * BY SLICING HALF AN INCH BELOW IT *
* SCOOP THE CORE OUT IF YOU WANT TO REDUCE THE SPICE *
* COULD CUT INTO STRIPE OR CUBES * *
Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC DUDE, CUBES IS THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST LINE
* CUBES * ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT I AM SINGING.
* "FORTNITE" TERMS AND CONDITIONS
ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS THAT NO ONE READS, AND THEY JUST AGREE TO.
ALRIGHT, HERE GO "FORTNITE. *
* PLEASE NOTE THAT UNDE 17 U.S.C. 512(F) IF YO KNOWINGLY MISREPRESENT
THAT MATERIAL OR ACTIVITY * * IS INFRINGING YOU MAY B LIABLE FOR DAMAGES
INCLUDIN COSTS AND ATTORNEY FEES * * INCURRED BY US OR
OUR USERS IF YOU ARE UNSURE WHETHER THE MATERIAL OR *
* ACTIVITY YOU ARE REPORTIN IS INFRINGIN IS INFRINGING YOU MAY *
* WISH TO CONTACT A ATTORNEY * *
WOO Jimmy: WOW. WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY
THAT WAS - WOW. ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST SONG IS UP
TO YOU, BUDDY. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT *
IT IS MY TURN [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS HOW TO DRAW
A HAND TURKEY. WELL, IT'S THANKSGIVING, SO THIS IS PERFECT.
HOW TO DRAW A HAND TURKEY. LET'S HEAR THE -- LET'S HEAR THE GROOVE
* * PLACE YOUR HAND AND FINGER
STRAIGHT APART HEY ON A SHEET OF * * PAPER AND DRA
YOUR HAN YOUR THUMB IS THE TURKEY'S HEAD *
* DRAW AN EYE AND BEAK OR NOSE FEATHERS GO ON THE BOD
ADD A HAT * * TO THE TURKEY'S HEA HAPPY THANKSGIVING
HAPPY THANKSGIVING * Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING GIVE IT UP FOR BAD BUNNY
CHECK OUT HIS NEW ALBUM, IT IS OUT TONIGHT. RIGHT NOW!
"EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
THANKS FOR COMING ON, BUD. * Jimmy: PERFORMING "YO VISTO
ASI," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL MUNDO," ONCE AGAIN, BAD BUNNY
* [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
* * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
*
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WEAR A MASK. WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.