>> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
NICK KROLL
LILY COLLINS
MUSICAL GUEST MATT BERNINGER
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AH THANK YOU
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
WE ARE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
READY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL GUYS, THANKSGIVING IS
BEHIND US, BUT TODAY WAS
ANOTHER VERY BIG DAY
>> IT IS CYBER MONDAY.
>> RECORD CYBER MONDAY SALES
>> CYBER MONDAY IS ON TRACK TO
BE THE BIGGEST ONLINE SALES DAY
IN HISTORY, WITH SHOPPERS
SHELLING OUT UP TO
$12.7 BILLION TODAY.
>> Jimmy: YEP, TODAY AMERICANS
SPENT BILLIONS SHOPPING ON
ONLINE, OR AS IT THAT'S KNOWN
IN 2020, EVERY DAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, THE WHOLE YEAR HAS
BEEN CYBER MONDAY.
AT THIS POINT, ALL U.P.S. GUYS
ARE BUILT LIKE DWAYNE JOHNSON.
"WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS COUCH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S DEALS ON EVERYTHING.
THERE'S NOSE HAIR TRIMMERS,
SCUBA EQUIPMENT, LINGERIE, AND
RIGHT NOW THERE'S AN AMAZON
WORKER LOADING THEM ALL INTO
THE SAME BOX GOING, "WHAT IS
YOUR LIFE?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I SAW THAT THE JEWELRY STORE
JARED WAS OFFERING UP TO 50%
OFF STOREWIDE.
THOUGH IT'S KIND OF WEIRD
TELLING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, "HE
WENT TO JARED ON CYBER MONDAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME POLITICAL NEWS.
ON SUNDAY MORNING, PRESIDENT
TRUMP DID HIS FIRST
POST-ELECTION TV INTERVIEW WITH
MARIA BARTOROMO ON FOX NEWS.
IT LASTED 46 MINUTES, AND I'M
GETTING THE SENSE HE'S NOT
QUITE OVER THE ELECTION.
LISTEN TO THIS
VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE
>> THANK YOU, MARIA, THANK YOU
THEY FOUND BALLOTS IN A RIVER.
THEY FOUND BALLOTS UNDER ROCKS
DEAD PEOPLE WERE APPLYING TO
GET A BALLOT
THEN THE DID DUMPS
THEY CALL THEM DUMPS
BIG MASSIVE DUMPS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EVEN THE BIGGEST
TRUMP SUPPORTERS WERE LIKE,
"MAYBE WE SHOULD LET
RUDY GIULIANI TALK ABOUT THIS
INSTEAD.
HE'S BEEN HANDLING THIS PRETTY
WELL."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY
>> Jimmy: IT STARTED AS
A CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT
ELECTION FRAUD AND TURNED INTO
A COMMERCIAL FOR THE SQUATTY
POTTY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I WAS WORRIED THAT THE
END OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY MIGHT
GET EMBARRASSING, BUT AT LEAST
HE'S ONLY ON NATIONAL TV SAYING
"BIG MASSIVE DUMPS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, AT THE WHITE HOUSE
TODAY, MELANIA TRUMP UNVEILED
THE CHRISTMAS -- THE OFFICIAL
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
TAKE A LOOK.
♪
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHY DO THEY KEEP
PUTTING MELANIA IN CHARGE OF
THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?
WE KNOW SHE DOESN'T LIKE DOING
IT
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE LEAKED
AUDIO AGAIN?
CHRISTMAS STUFF?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH
DON'T PUT MELANIA IN CHARGE IF
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT!
[ APPLAUSE ]
MAKE IT FUN.
PUT RUDY GIULIANI IN CHARGE OF
THIS
HE'LL HAVE A SANTA LEAKING
EGGNOG FROM HIS SIDE BURNS
[ LAUGHTER ]
PUT JARED KUSHNER ON A SHELF,
CHANGE HIS POSITION EVERY DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MELANIA MADE HIM HAVE TWO
MIDDLE FINGERS
HAVE MIKE PENCE DO IT.
HE'S SO WHITE, HE'S JUST A TOP
HAT AND A PIPE AWAY FROM BEING
THE NEW FROSTY
BUT THIS YEAR'S GINGERBREAD
WHITE HOUSE IS INCREDIBLE.
IT FEATURES MORE THAN
400 POUNDS OF DOUGH, AND A
A GINGERBREAD MAN WHO REFUSES
TO LEAVE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP MUST LOVE THE
DECORATIONS, BECAUSE HE'S USED
A TINY GINGERBREAD OVAL OFFICE
DESK IN HIS LAST PRESS
CONFERENCE
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU SEE THAT
WHAT IS HE DOING
IS THAT A DESK
OR IS THAT THE TINY TABLE THAT
SEPARATES THE PIZZA FROM THE
BOX?
AND HERE'S SOME NEWS ABOUT THE
PRESIDENT ELECT.
OVER THE WEEKEND, JOE BIDEN RAN
IN TO A LITTLE TROUBLE WHILE
PLAYING WITH HIS DOG
LISTEN TO THIS
SPENT SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE
DOCTOR'S OFFICE AFTER TWISTING
HIS ANKLE PLAYING WITH HIS DOG
BIDEN'S DOCTOR SAYS AFTER A CT
SCAN, HE ENDED UP WITH HAIRLINE
FRACTURES IN HIS RIGHT FOOT.
HE WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO BE IN
A BOOT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
>> Jimmy: BIDEN WAS LIKE, "AH,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL
I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A
A FRACTURED HAIRLINE FOR
YEARS.
WHEN THE NEWS BROKE
KAMALA HARRIS WAS STRETCHING IN
THE BULLPEN LIKE, "I GUESS I'M
GETTING IN THE GAIN SOONER THAN
I THOUGHT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL BAD FOR BIDEN
NOBODY WANTS TO START A NEW JOB
IN A WALKING BOOT.
IT'S HARD TO ACT TOUGH WITH
CHINA WHEN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A
A PRESS CONFERENCE ON ONE OF
THOSE KNEE SCOOTERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
I COULDN'T -- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE THOSE -- WORK.
YOU KNOW, THOSE THINGS
[ BELL RINGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
[ BELL RINGING ]
♪
NO, I GOT IT
OKAY
HEY, HERE'S A BIG -- A BIG
SP -- HERE'S A BURG?
HERE'S A BURG.
HERE'S A BURGER FOR YOU.
WHO ELSE WANTS A BURGER?
>> A BURGER, I WANT A BURGER
>> Jimmy: ANYBODY ELSE WANT
A BURGER
>> GIVE ME A BURGER.
>> Jimmy: BURGER, BURGER,
BURGER, BURGER, BURGER, BURGER,
NO PROBLEM
OH, HERE'S A BIG SPORTS STORY
FOR YOU HERE
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LOVE SPORTS, DON'T YOU,
TARIQ?
>> Tariq: UH, PRETTY MUCH NO
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S ONE FOR
YOU.
THE DENVER BRONCOS HAD TO FACE
THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS WITH OUT
ANY OF THEIR QUARTERBACKS.
WATCH THIS
>> IN DENVER, PRACTICE SQUAD
RECEIVER KENDAL HINTON GOT THE
START FOR THE BRONCOS AFTER ALL
OF THE TEAM'S QUARTERBACKS WERE
DISQUALIFIED OVER CORONAVIRUS
CONCERNS
>> THE BRONCOS LOST 31-3
HINTON COMPLETED JUST ONE PASS
OVERALL.
>> Jimmy: OH, MAN.
YEAH, THE NFL SAW THE OSCARS GO
WITHOUT A HOST AND SAID, "WE
CAN TOP THAT."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THE BRONCOS PLAYED
WITHOUT A QUARTERBACK AND LOST
31-3
EVEN MORE UPSETTING, THE JETS
HAD THEIR STARTING QUARTERBACK
AND STILL JUST LOST AS BAD
[ LAUGHTER ]
LISTEN TO THIS
TECATE BEER, WHICH IS MADE IN
HOLLAND -- DID YOU KNOW THAT
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS MADE IN HOLLAND, SO IT'S
NOW FACING A LAWSUIT FOR POSING
AS A MEXICAN BEER.
TOUGH YEAR FOR FANS OF MEXICAN
BEER
YOU GOT FAKE TECATE OR YOU GOT
CORONA
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I SAW
THAT NETFLIX IS BEING PRESSURED
BY THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT TO
PUT A DISCLAIMER ON "THE
CROWN," SAYING THAT IT'S
FICTIONAL.
THEY ALSO WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW
THAT HELENA BONHAM CARTER IS
NOT ACTUALLY THE QUEEN'S
SISTER
SHE IS AN ACTRESS.
AND ALSO, YOU SEE THOSE CREDITS
YOU SEE ROLLING AT THE END
DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A TV SHOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF
THIS
IN A NEW INTERVIEW,
GEORGE CLOONEY REVEALED SOME
INTERESTING INFORMATION ABOUT
HOW HE CUTS HIS HAIR
WATCH THIS
HAIR FOR 25 YEARS.
SO YEARS AGO, I BOUGHT A --
A THING CALLED A FLOWBEE
IT COMES WITH A VACUUM
CLEANER --
>> YES
>> AND THE CLIPPERS?
YEAH
I STILL HAVE IT.
MY HAIRCUTS TAKE LITERALLY TWO
MINUTES.
I GO -
>> IS THIS -- IS THIS FLOWBEE?
>> YEAH, IT'S FLOWBEE.
>> WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
NO
>> Jimmy: IF YOU THINK THAT'S
CRAZY, I HEARD HE MANSCAPES
WITH A SLAP CHOP
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
AND FINALLY I SAW THAT OREO IS
NOW SELLING A COOKIE-SCENTED
CANDLE ON THEIR WEBSITE.
I'M ALREADY EXCITED FOR
TOMORROW'S HEADLINE, "FLORIDA
MAN RUSHED TO ER AFTER EATING
LIT CANDLE."
[ APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR "THE ROOTS,"
EVERYBODY.
I LOVE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE
IT'S MONDAY.
WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK
WE HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK OF
SHOWS AHEAD.
TOMORROW NIGHT TO TALK ABOUT
THEIR NEW MOVIE, "BILL AND TED
FACE THE MUSIC," KEANU REEVES
AND ALEX WINTER WILL BE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BILL AND TED
PLUS WE'VE GOT NEW YORK
GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND A PERFORMANCE FROM THE
SMASHING PUMPKINS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEN LATER IN THE WEEK, WE'VE
GOT JASON BATEMAN,
CARRIE UNDERWOOD, AND MUSIC
FROM LIAM GALLAGHER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S A FUN, FUN WEEK
BUT FIRST WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE'S CREATED AND STARS IN THE
NETFLIX ANIMATED SERIES, "BIG
MOUTH.
NICK KROLL IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FROM THE UP COMING FILM "MANK,"
LILY COLLINS IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM
MATT BERNINGER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD STUFF
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE
THANKSGIVING
DID YOU -- THE DID YOU
SPATCHCOCK
>> Tariq: I DID.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: HOW DID IT TURN OUT?
>> Tariq: BEST TURKEY I'VE EVER
MADE, MAN.
>> Jimmy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA
>> Tariq: I MEAN, YEAH
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'VE TALKED
THE TALK BEFORE.
>> Tariq: I HAVE, BUT I WALK
THE WALK AS WELL
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT USUALLY YOU
SPATCHCOCK AND YOU THROW IT ON
THE GRILL.
>> Tariq: YEAH, BUT -- YEAH, I
DIDN'T GRILL THIS TIME
WELL, I SPATCHCOCKED IT, I PUT
IT ON THE GRILL, BUT JUST THE
OVEN GRILL
LIKE NOT OUTSIDE, LIKE ON
THE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ON THE BARBECUE
GRILL.
>> Tariq: YEAH, NO
>> Jimmy: BUT IS IT BETTER THAN
THAT, EVEN
>> Tariq: BETTER
BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER.
>> Jimmy: SPATCHCOCK IS THE --
YOU BUTTERFLY THE TURKEY
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU TAKE THE
BACKBONE OUT
>> Tariq: I JUST TOLD YOU THAT
THURSDAY, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: NO, LAST YEAR, YOU
TOLD ME.
>> Tariq: OH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I MAEN --
WHENEVER, I DON'T REALLY PAY
ATTENTION TO YOU
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN -- WHEN -
THE NIGHT I TEXTED -- MY
ASSISTANT READS ME THE TEXTS
THAT YOU SEND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE THE
DOING THAT, BUT I WAS LIKE, OH,
DID YOU REALLY DO IT
YOU WENT FOR IT?
>> Tariq: YEAH
IT WAS AWESOME
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT WAS A -- IT WAS A FUN
THANKSGIVING, I THINK, FOR US.
I MEAN, WE GOT INVITED TO DO
THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE
WE GOT INVITED TO -- OH.
YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHICH IS AN HONOR JUST TO EVEN
BE INVITED THERE
BUT THEN WE GOT ASKED TO OPEN
THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE
WHICH IS UNBELIEVABLE.
WE WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
WE GOT -- I GOT HERE AROUND
6:40, 6:30, SOMETHING LIKE
THAT
AND IT WAS RAINING CATS AND
DOGS
I GO, "OH, MAN."
ALREADY, THE IDEA OF PULLING
OFF A PARADE IS TOUGH.
BUT TO DO IT DURING A RAIN IS
JUST GOING TO BE INSANE.
BUT WE GOT THERE
THEY DID A GREAT JOB -- NBC,
ALSO NEW YORK CITY DID A GREAT
JOB.
THANK YOU, BILL DeBLASIO FOR
EVEN LETTING IT HAPPEN AND DO
IT
IT MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY.
SO WE WERE IN THE MACY'S -
ACTUALLY IN THE DEPARTMENT
STORE FOR THE FIRST TIME
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS OUR HOLDING
>> THAT WAS OUR DRESSING ROOM.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS SO BIZARRE.
OUR DRESSING ROOM WAS IN
MACY'S
IT WAS ALL DOLLED UP FOR
CHRISTMAS AND ALL THAT STUFF
>> YEP
>> Jimmy: AND WE WERE
PRACTICING THE DANCING
IT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH
AND WE GOT TO PERFORM LIVE,
WHICH WE NEVER GET TO DO
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE ON
THE FLOAT, THERE'S NO WAY YOU
CAN MIC THOSE THINGS, SO YOU
HAVE TO, LIKE, LIP SYNC TO A
A TRACK.
WHICH SOMETIMES WORKS AND
SOMETIMES DOESN'T.
THERE WAS ONE YEAR, IT WAS SO
COLD, I COULDN'T EVEN MOVE MY
LIPS
>> Tariq: YEAH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE -- YEAH.
BUT IT WAS WILD, AND AGAIN, I
WANT TO THANK OUR CHOEOGRAPHER,
SARAH O'GLEBY, WHO ALWAYS IS
JUST -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE IS SO TALENTED
AND MADE IT SO FUN
I LOVE THAT.
IT WAS -- IT WAS DEFINITELY
A MEMORABLE THANKSGIVING
BUT HAPPY WE GOT TO DO THAT AND
MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE LAUGH AND
SMILE.
BUT ANOTHER THING HAPPENED ON
THANKSGIVING -- THE DOG SHOW,
THE NATIONAL DOG SHOW.
>> HM-MM
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WATCH THAT
>> Tariq: OF COURSE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
THERE WAS A VERY INTERESTING
DOG THERE.
CHECK THIS OUT
AMERICAN SHEPHERD.
THIS DOG IS NAMED LOVE THAT
JIMMY FALLON
SAID THEY NAMED HIM JIMMY
BECAUSE OF HIS HIGH ENERGY AND
GOOFY PERSONALITY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO, JIMMY, I HOPE YOU
WERE WATCHING.
>> Tariq: WHAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S REAL?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REAL.
>> WHAT'S UP WITH --
>> Jimmy: "LOVE THAT
JIMMY FALLON" WAS THE NAME OF
THAT DOG
>> Tariq: YEAH, MEAN, HE'S GOT
A GOOFY PERSONALITY.
SO
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT ELSE YOU GOING TO CALL
HIM?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL -- NO, I
MEAN, WELL, HE'S A MINIATURE
AMERICAN SHEPHERD FROM DENTON,
TEXAS, WHICH IS OUTSIDE OF
DALLAS
BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE DOG
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WATCH THESE
THINGS, AND HONESTLY FLAWLESS
PHYSICAL SPECIMEN --
[ LAUGHTER ]
OF AN ANIMAL
THE JUDGES LOVED HIM
THEY WERE IN AWE OF HIM, I
THINK.
AND YOU KNOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
THEY RESPECTED HIM
[ LAUGHTER ]
IS WHAT -- THAT'S WHAT I TOOK.
THAT'S WHAT I TOOK AWAY FROM
WATCHING LOVE THAT JIMMY FALLON
ON THE DOG SHOW.
I DON'T KNOW
LET'S SEE HOW HE DID
>> THE MINIATURE AMERICAN
SHEPHERD, THERE'S YOUR WINNER
OF THE HERDING GROUP
>> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE WINNER
YEAH, SO I OPEN THE MACY'S
THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE AND I
WON THE DOG SHOW
SO -
>> Tariq: YOU GOT BEST IN SHOW
>> Jimmy: I HAD THE BEST
THANKSGIVING I EVER HAD.
YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME
GUYS, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY
GOODBYE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE
TO
AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I'D
LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIGHT
NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ GO ON GIT
GO ON GI
GO ON GO O
GO ON GIT ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: GO ON -- GO ON, GIT,
EGGNOG
WHAT ARE YOU
AND WHY MUST YOU BE SO THICK
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DRINK
YOU, POUR YOU ON A GRIDDLE AND
MAKE A PANCAKE OUT OF YOU, OR
USE YOU TO FIX A HOLE IN MY
ROOF LIKE FLEXSEAL
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS
TRADITION, SO HERE'S A
A CONCOCTION THAT'S SURE TO
SPICE UP YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY
PARTY.
IT'S ONE PART EGGNOG, 12 PARTS
RUM, DASH OF NUTMEG AND A TWIST
OF GO ON, GIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
GO ON, GIT, NOVEMBER
YOU'RE COLD AND YOU START WITH
THE WORD NO.
THAT'S TWO STRIKES IN MY BOOK.
IF YOU WERE WARM AND STARTED
WITH THE WORD YES, THEN HECK,
I'D BE ALL ABOUT YOU
BUT THAT AIN'T THE CASE.
SO BEST GO ON GIT, NOVEMBER,
AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU
ARE YESVEMWARM
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
AH, THAT'S MY LEG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
GOT BIT OFF BY A HORSE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GO ON GIT, BUNDT CAKE.
I SAID IT ONCE, I'LL SAY IT
AGAIN.
BUNTS ARE FOR BASEBALL NOT
BAKERIES
AND YEAH, I KNOW THEY'RE
SPELLED DIFFERENT, BUT I TOOK
YOUR SILENT 'D' AND SNUCK IT IN
TO ANOTHER WORD --
GIT.
G-I-D-T, GIDT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ SPITOON CLANGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SPITOON CLANGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
[ SPITOON CLANGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
GO ON GIT -- GO ON GIT, TINSEL
LOOK, CHRISTMAS TREES, I'M A
A FAIR GUY
I'LL GIVE YOU CHRISTMAS BALLS,
LIGHTS -- HELL, I'LL GIVE YOU
THAT STRING OF POPCORN THAT
NOBODY IN REAL LIFE EVER USES.
BUT, TINSEL, YOU'RE JUST ROBOT
SPAGHETTI, AND YOU BELONG IN A
A ROBOT RESTAURANT, WITH THE
REST OF THE ROBOT PASTA.
SO DO ME A FAVOR AND GO ON GIT
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
GO ON GIT, NONSCENTED CANDLES.
IF YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE PINE
TREES OR CANDY CANES OR
GINGERBREAD, I DON'T NEED YOU.
THIS ISN'T THE 1700s
I AIN'T LOOKING FOR A LIGHT
SOURCE
WHAT I DO NEED YOU FOR IS TO
PROVIDE A SNIFF FOR ME TO
WHIFF, A LITTLE WHIFF SNIFF.
SO CANDLES, IF YOU GOT NO
SMELL, THEN YOU CAN GO ON AND
GIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO HARD TO SEE 'EM GO.
BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THEM ALL OUT
OF MY SYSTEM
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE
CREATOR AND STAR OF THE EMMY
WINNING ANIMATED SERIES, "BIG
MOUTH.
HE IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME
FAVORITES.
IT PREMIERES ITS FOURTH SEASON
THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX
HERE IS NICK KROLL
LOOK AT THIS, WOW.
OH, YOU'RE WAVING.
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: LET ME -- YOU'RE
WAVING WITH THE WRONG --
NO, I GOTTA WAVE WITH THE
OTHER, THE OTHER -- STOP,
SLOWER
>> IS THIS IT?
>> Jimmy: NO, OTHER, OTHER
HAND
WAS THAT A RING?
>> IS THIS THE FRAMING
>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE RING
>> OH, THIS IS A RING.
>> Jimmy: NICK KROLL, YOU GOT
MARRIED, BUDDY
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I GOT MARRIED
CAN YOU SEE IT
>> Jimmy: YES.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>> I'VE TURNED OFF SELF VIEW ON
ZOOM, SO NOT TO LOOK AT MYSELF
THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW
>> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING.
>> I GOT MARRIED
YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING,
BUDDY.
FROM THE PHOTO THAT YOU POSTED
ON INSTAGRAM, LOOK AT THAT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THAT IS A GORGEOUS SETTING FOR
A WEDDING.
WHERE EVEN IS THAT
>> WE WERE ON A CLIFF IN
CALIFORNIA IN BIG SUR.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> AND IT WAS REALLY, REALLY
BEAUTIFUL.
AND IT WAS JUST US
IT WAS REALLY -- IT WAS PRETTY
MAGICAL.
PRETTY BEAUTIFUL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND ME ASKING
HOW WAS THE PROPOSAL
WERE YOU NERVOUS
DID YOU TALK IT OUT AHEAD OF
TIME
DID YOU PLAN IT OUT?
WAS IT A BIT
WAS IT FUNNY
>> NO, WE'VE BEEN IN -- I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, JIMMY,
BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THIS GLOBAL
PANDEMIC
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE AWARE
OF IT, BUT YEAH, WRITE IT DOWN
GLOBAL PANDEMIC.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT L-E, GLOBAL?
>> YES, GLOBAL, YES.
AND SO, I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN
MANY PEOPLE, LIKE, WE'RE ALL
JUST KIND OF IN OUR HOMES AND
DOING OUR VERY SMALL LIVES
AND SO, I'VE BEEN LARGELY WITH
MY FIANCE, AND SO, I HAD -- AT
THE TIME, WE WERE DATING, I
WASN'T SURE HOW TO PROPOSE TO
HER.
I COULDN'T TALK TO HER ABOUT
IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO I HAD JUST STARTED
WORKING ON THIS MOVIE CALLED
"DON'T WORRY DARLING," THAT
OLIVIA WILD IS DIRECTING
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> AND IT'S STARRING,
HARRY STYLES AND FLORENCE PUGH,
AND A REALLY GREAT CAST.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I KNOW
ABOUT THIS, YEAH
>> AND, SO, WE -- I WAS LIKE AT
THE TABLE READ WITH THEM, AND
WE -- I KNEW I WANTED TO
PROPOSE AND I HADN'T REALLY
BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO ANYBODY,
BUT, LIKE, "HOW DO I DO THIS?"
SO, I SORT OF RAN THROUGH SOME
IDEAS WITH THEM AND --
>> Jimmy: WITH FLORENCE AND
HARRY STYLES
>> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS LIKE -- I
WAS JUST, YOU KNOW,
SPIT-BALLING WITH FLO AND
H-BOMB, AND YOU KNOW, MY -- AND
SO WE -- AND OLIVIA.
AND WE WERE ALL JUST SORT OF
CHATTING ABOUT IT, AND I CAME
UP WITH AN IDEA THAT I LIKED,
WHICH WAS TO -- LIKE, WE HAD
JUST MOVED IN TO A NEW HOUSE
AND, SO, I -- WE WERE MOVING,
AND SO I PUT A HUGE BOUQUET OF
FLOWERS INTO A MOVING BOX, AND
THEN THE RING AT THE CENTER OF
THE FLOWERS, AND MY -- MY NOW
WIFE, WAS, LIKE, MOVING STUFF
IN THE CLOSET.
AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, LILY CAN
YOU COME IN HERE AND MOVE
THIS -- CAN YOU OPEN THIS ONE
BOX?
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M IN THE
CLOSET --" OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
JUST ANNOYED MOVING, LIKE,
"WOULD YOU JUST LET ME."
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN SHE CAME OUT AND
OPENED THE BOX AND SAW THE RING
AND THE FLOWERS, AND -- AND,
YOU KNOW, WAS VERY SURPRISED
AND, YOU KNOW, SHE SAID YES.
>> Jimmy: AWW THAT'S GREAT
>> AND WE WERE LIKE GETTING
READY TO, LIKE, CALL OUR
PARENTS AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE
TAKE A PICTURE AND ALL THAT
STUFF, AND HARRY STYLES TEXTED
ME TO BE LIKE, "HAVE YOU DONE
IT YET
LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE, HE'S THE BEST
DUDE EVER.
>> AND I WAS LIKE -- YEAH.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YES, SHE SAID
YES.
AND, SO, HARRY STYLES WAS THE
FIRST PERSON TO KNOW THAT WE
WERE GETTING MARRIED LIKE
BEFORE MY PARENTS, BEFORE
LILY'S PARENTS, BEFORE ANYBODY
LIKE, HARRY WAS THE FIRST
PERSON TO KNOW
AND HE GAVE US HIS BLESSING.
AND IT MEANT THE WORLD
>> Jimmy: IS THAT -- IT'S
PERFECT.
HE IS SUCH A CLASSY DUDE
>> HE REALLY IS.
AND THEN WE GOT -- WHEN WE GOT
MARRIED IN BIG SUR, HE SENT US
A HUGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS
AND --
>> Jimmy: AWW.
>> LIKE, JUST, SO LOVELY AND
KIND AND -
>> Jimmy: HE'S A GENTLEMAN
>> -- HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS YET,
BUT HE IS NOW GOING TO BE THE
GUARDIAN OF ALL OF OUR
CHILDREN
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, THAT'S --
I DON'T KNOW IF HE AGREED TO
THAT
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
H-BOMB HIMSELF
>> THE MAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BIG
MOUTH," SEASON FOUR.
THIS IS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE
SHOW
EVERYONE LOVES IT.
THEY'RE LIKE, "DID YOU SEE 'BIG
MOUTH?'" I GO, "YEAH, I'VE SEEN
IT
YEAH, HE'S BEEN ON THE SHOW.
YEAH, WE KNOW HIM.
SEASON FOUR, COMING TO NETFLIX,
THIS FRIDAY.
IT TAKES PLACE AT A SUMMER
CAMP, WHICH I'VE NEVER BEEN TO
YOU WENT TO SUMMER CAMP AS A
A KID?
>> YES, I WENT TO -- SO, SUMMER
CAMP -- I WENT TO SUMMER CAMP
GROWING UP IN MAINE, THIS CAMP
CALLED WILDWOOD, AND
ANDREW GOLDBERG, WHO I CREATED
"BIG MOUTH" WITH, ALONGSIDE
MARK LEVIN AND
JENNIFER FLACKETT, HE AND I
GREW UP TOGETHER, AND WE WENT
TO SUMMER CAMP TOGETHER AS
KIDS
AND SO, WE PULLED A LOT OF
STUFF FROM THAT EXPERIENCE,
LIKE, WE HAD A -- I HAD A CAMP
BEST FRIEND, AND WHEN ANDREW
CAME TO JOIN ME AT CAMP, THEY
BECAME BEST FRIENDS, AND SO, WE
BROUGHT IN A NEW CHARACTER
SETH ROGAN, IS OUR CAMP -- MY
CAMP BEST FRIEND, AND HIS NAME
IS SETH -- IN THE SHOW, IS
SETH GOLDBERG, BECAUSE I HAD
ANDREW GOLDBERG.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SETH'S WRITING AND
DIRECTING PARTNER IS,
EVAN GOLDBERG.
AND SETH AND I REALIZED THAT
IT'S IN THE BIBLE THAT, "THOU
SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S
WIFE."
AND, "THOU SHALT HAVE
A GOLDBERG THAT ONE GROWS UP
WITH TO WRITES TV AND MOVIES
WITH."
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
THAT'S CORRECT
>> IT'S A RICH PART OF THE
JEWISH TRADITION
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A
A CLIP, EVERYONE
HERE'S A LOOK AT SEASON FOUR OF
"BIG MOUTH," OUT THIS FRIDAY ON
NETFLIX.
CHECK IT OUT
>> I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> ARE YOU HAVING A PANIC
ATTACK
>> WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
>> ME, I DID
>> OH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
>> I'M TITO, THE ANXIETY
MOSQUITO
>> ANXIETY MOSQUITO?
[ SPLAT
OW
>> I'M SORRY, PEOPLE HATE IT
WHEN I DO THAT
PEOPLE HATE IT WHEN I DO
EVERYTHING
BUT DO I STOP?
[ SMACKS ]
YOU KILLED ME.
I GET IT
I'M THE WORST.
BUT SO ARE YOU
>> I KNOW.
>> ANDREW HATES ME
>> AND SO DOES SETH.
>> THEY'RE PROBABLY MAKING FUN
OF YOU RIGHT NOW
>> YOU THINK SO?
>> HERE'S WHAT THEY'RE
DEFINITELY SAYING.
>> "NICK IS A WHINY, LITTLE
BABY."
LET'S -- ON HIS PILLOW."
>> NO.
NO, PLEASE STOP SAYING THIS
STUFF.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE
WORST SUMMER
EVERYONE'S GOING TO HATE YOU
>> Jimmy: NICK AND I ARE
PLAYING "GUESS THE IMPRESSION,"
WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO
TONIGHT SHOW
I'M HANGING OUT WITH
NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY.
NOW NICK, YOU'VE DONE SO MANY
AMAZING CHARACTERS AND
IMPRESSIONS, IN YOUR CAREER,
BUT ALSO ON OUR SHOW
I WANTED TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO
THE TEST
IT IS TIME FOR "GUESS THE
IMPRESSION."
♪ GUESS THE IMPRESSIO
♪ GUESS THE IMPRESSION ♪
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
SO WE ARE EACH GOING TO TRY TO
DO AS MANY IMPRESSIONS AS WE
CAN.
WE EACH HAVE A LIST OF
CELEBRITIES, AND YOU WANT TO
GET THE OTHER PLAYER TO GUESS
AS MANY AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE
TIMER RUNS OUT
SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU'LL
GO FIRST TO MAKE IT EASIER ON
YOU.
>> OH, THANK YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY
THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU.
>> Jimmy: I'M A THOUGHTFUL --
I'M A THOUGHTFUL GUY
WELL, ALL RIGHT YOU SHOULD SEE
THEM ON THE SCREEN, THE NAMES
WILL POP UP.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE
READY, SET, GO
>> OKAY.
I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A PIG.
>> Jimmy: OH, RAY ROMANO
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: KERMIT THE FROG.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> YES, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: SORRY, RAY, SORRY,
RAY.
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY
I LIKE TO DO KARAOKE ON
FACEBOOK, I'M FAST AND FURIOUS
>> Jimmy: OH, VIN DIESEL
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> I'VE GOT MILK -- I'VE GOT
MILK VOICE
OH, JIMMY, I'M A BATMAN
VILLAIN, AND I HAVE BEEN TOLD
I'M DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH
>> Jimmy: TOM HARDY, BANE?
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> YES
GO -- GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.
BUT MAKE IT --
>> Jimmy: OH, CLINT EASTWOOD
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> YEAH.
BUT MAKE IT ONE DAY, BECAUSE I
HAVE A HUNDRED THAT I HAVE TO
DIRECT AND I ONLY DO IT IN TWO
THE TAKES.
OKAY, IS THIS A RACIST
IMPRESSION
>> Jimmy: LOUIS ARMSTRONG.
IT IS NOT.
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ BUZZER ]
THAT'S YOUR NEW SONG
IS THIS A RACIST IMPRESSION?
ALL RIGHT.
READY, BUDDY, HERE WE GO
OH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK
AT YOU
WOW.
LOOK, LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT YOU
WHAT A GREAT CAREER -- WHAT
A GREAT CAREER YOU HAVE HAD.
YOU SAID IT ALL.
YOU'VE SAID IT ALL
>> IS IT ALEC BALDWIN?
OH YOU SAID -- IT'S
HOWARD STERN
>> Jimmy: YES.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> HOWARD STERN.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, OH, GOD.
UM, MY, MY BUDDY GROWING UP,
FLIP FLOP USED TO WORK AT
THE -- USED TO WORK AT THE -
>> JOE BIDEN
>> Jimmy: YES.
[ BELL RINGS ]
WELL, WELL, WELL, I'M VERY
BRITISH.
VERY -
>> HUGH GRANT?
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I'M YOUNGER,
AND I SHOW UP IN THINGS AND I'M
A SLEUTH
>> TOM HOLLAND
>> Jimmy: I'M A SLEUTH
>> OR A --
OH, IT'S A -
>> Jimmy: BUT I'M A SUPER HERO
AS WELL.
>> YEAH, IT'S
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
>> Jimmy: THAT IS -- YES
[ BELL RINGS ]
THANK YOU.
OH, ROOBIE ROOBIE ROO!
>> UH, SCOOBIE-DOO
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
[ BELL RINGS ]
SORRY.
OH GOSH, THIS ONE'S A TOUGH
ONE.
UM, UM -
[ BUZZER ]
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET IT
BECAUSE --
>> YEAH, I JUST WANT TO SEE IF
I CAN GET IT
YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, READY, HE
GOES -
YEAH, UM, COULD WE -- COULD WE
NOT -- MAYBE COULD WE NOT DO
THIS
YEAH
>> IT'S NOT LIKE PESCI
YOU DO A DIFFERENT THING FOR
PESCI.
YOU DO LIKE --
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, AND I'M THE
DAD, AND I'M A DAD -- AND I
ACTUALLY ASKED YOU NICELY TO
NOT GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE.
>> JASON BATEMAN
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO
THIS IS THE LAST ROUND
IT'S THE LAST RHINO AS WE CALL
IT HERE.
>> OKAY.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE HOW MANY WE
CAN GET TOGETHER
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS DOING
IMPRESSIONS, AND GUESSING GOING
BACK AND FORTH
ALL RIGHT?
READY?
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: UH, YOU ARE UP FIRST
ON YOUR MARK, 60 SECONDS, GET
SET, GO.
>> [ GARGLING
>> Jimmy: OH, CHEWBACCA.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: OH UM, UM, UM, OH.
>> SHALOMA
>> Jimmy: NO
>> SINGER, PRINCE, PRINCE.
>> Jimmy: GREEN HAIR, BLACK
HAIR
>> OH, OKAY, GREEN HAIR.
UM, BILLIE EILISH.
>> Jimmy: YES.
[ BELL RINGS ]
YEAH
GO
>> YEAH, YOU GOING TO -- YOU
GOING TO -
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MARLON BRANDO?
[ BELL RINGS ]
OH, MY -- MARLON BRANDO HAD
CHEWING TOBACCO.
ALL RIGHT, UM, OKAY.
UM, WEAR A MASK.
WHY?
YEAH -
>> CUOMO
>> Jimmy: NO
BUT MORE LIKE -- YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
I DIDN'T SAY THAT WE WERE GOING
HAVE THE THING
THE NUMBERS ARE GOING TO
DOUBLE, TRIPLE -
>> OH, NOT BERNIE, THE NUMBERS
ARE GOING TO DOUBLE AND TRIPLE
[ BUZZER ]
FAUCI, FAUCI, FAUCI, FAUCI
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT
FAUCI AND BATEMAN I GOT TO WORK
ON
I'VE GOT FAUCI AND BATEMAN TO
WORK ON.
BUT WE DID WELL.
FOUR IS GOOD
>> FOUR IS PRETTY GOOD
CAN I GIVE YOU THE NEXT ONE I
HAVE
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> HELLO, I'M NOT
MRS. DOUBTFIRE
>> Jimmy: JOHN LOVITZ?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
HELLO.
NO
>> HELLO
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE QUEEN
>> WE ARE GOING TO CUT THE
TURKEY AND THEN --
>> Jimmy: IT'S JULIA CHILD
[ BELL RINGS ]
HELLO.
IT IS A GREAT JULIA CHILD.
OH, I DO, YEAH
>> I'M SINGLE AND I'M
AVAILABLE.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO RIGHT
THERE, EVERYBODY
NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY.
YOU CAN WATCH SEASON FOUR OF
HIS SHOW, "BIG MOUTH" ON
NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY,
DECEMBER 4th
HE'S HAPPILY MARRIED RIGHT NOW
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE
COME ONE, STICK AROUND, FOR
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY.
NICK KROLL
♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED
ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE HIGHLY
ANTICIPATED NEW FILM, I CAN'T
WAIT FOR THIS, "MANK."
WHICH IS AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY
ON NETFLIX
HERE IS OUR PAL, LILY COLLINS.
LILY, OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
I'M SO HAPPY
>> AWW
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING
YOU ON THE SHOW.
SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE I
LAST SAW YOU
WEIRDLY, I WAS TALKING TO
NICK KROLL ABOUT HOW HE
RECENTLY GOT MARRIED A FEW
WEEKS AGO --
>> OH YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND THEN IT WAS
REALLY COOL.
BUT YOU GOT ENGAGED.
>> I DID
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
TELL ME ABOUT THIS
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS
>> THAT IS IN SANTA FE, IN
NEW MEXICO
AND, UM, CHARLIE, MY FIANCE,
ORGANIZED THE WHOLE THING.
IT WAS A TOTAL SURPRISE.
HE LITERALLY SET UP HIS PHONE
AND HIS PROFESSIONAL CAMERA
NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AND PUT THE
SELF TIMER ON.
AND IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY BECAUSE
HE SET IT UP, BECAUSE WE
THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE
DOING A FAMILY PORTRAIT WITH
OUR DOG, REDFORD, AND I WAS
LIKE, "BABY, IT'S RECORDING,
IT'S ON VIDEO, LIKE YOU NEED IT
ON PHOTO."
AND HE IS LIKE, "OH, YEAH.
OOPS YOU ARE RIGHT."
AND THEN HE LIKE SWITCHED IT TO
PHOTO, AND WE TOOK A PHOTO
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "LET'S DO
ANOTHER ONE.
AND HE SWITCHED IT TO VIDEO
WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT.
BECAUSE I TOTALLY MESSED IT UP
AND CALLED HIM OUT THE FIRST
TIME
AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
>> Jimmy: LIKE, "PLAY THIS
WHOLE THING OUT AND STOP
TALKING.
UST SAY YES.
>> EXACTLY
THERE I AM, LIKE, TRYING
CONTROL THE SITUATION.
I'M LIKE, "JUST LET HIM BE THE
DIRECTOR."
>> Jimmy: WE NEED THESE
MOMENTS.
>> YEAH.
NO, I'M VERY, VERY HAPPY
WE'RE ALL HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ALSO ON "EMILY
IN PARIS."
IT BECAME A PHENOMENON
AND IT WAS -- JUST GOT PICKED
UP FOR SEASON TWO.
>> THANK YOU
YES.
>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING.
BECAUSE NETFLIX RECENTLY CAME
OUT, AND SAID THAT WE HAVE BEEN
SAYING THE TITLE WRONG
THE WHOLE TIME
THEY SAID APPARENTLY IT'S
SUPPOSED TO RHYME.
EMILY IN PARIS
>> EMILY IN PARIS.
YES.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT CORRECT?
>> WELL, OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE
THING.
WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING IN PARIS,
WE HEARD PEOPLE REFERENCING IS
THAT MORE OFTEN, RIGHT
CAUSE WE'RE IN PARIS, AND THE
ACCENT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH,
YEAH, IT RHYMES.
THAT IS CUTE."
LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT, CAME
HOME, AND IT WAS NEVER A BIG
THING, AND THEN I FELT LIKE I
WAS ONE WITH EVERY OTHER PERSON
IN THE WORLD THAT FOUND THAT
OUT IN THE SAME DAY.
AND I'M LIKE, "WAIT, HAVE I
BEEN SAYING IT WRONG?"
WE'VE ALL BEEN SAYING, "EMILY
IN PARIS."
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I
FELL FOR IT.
>> Jimmy: I'M EMILY.
>> I'M EMILY AND I EVEN WAS
SAYING IT WRONG.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING PARIS
>> SO, GO FIGURE, I FEEL
LIKE -
NO, I FEEL LIKE IT'S SOMETHING
THAT EMILY HERSELF WOULD BE
LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS I WAS PART
OF THE JOKE.
>> Jimmy: WOW, EXACTLY, RIGHT.
YEAH
YOU KNOW WHAT I EVEN LOVE?
THE ATTENTION TO OBVIOUSLY THE
FASHION.
BUT THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL,
AND THE -- YOUR PHONE CASE
>> OH, MY -- OH, MY GOSH
THE PHONE CASE
THAT'S SO FUN.
NOW IT'S LIKE SOLD OUT
EVERYWHERE
THE PHONE CASE WAS ACTUALLY --
>> Jimmy: I WANT ONE
>> I KNOW, I'M LIKE, "HOW DO I
GET ONE.
THE PHONE CASE WAS ACTUALLY
PATRICIA FIELD'S PHONE CASE.
AND IN OUR FIRST FITTING
TOGETHER, FOR THE SHOW
CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS A
A PRODUCER ON IT AS WELL
SO WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE
AESTHETIC OF IT, AND LIKE WHAT
EMILY WOULD LOOK LIKE, AND HOW
SHE FEELS IN HER CLOTHES
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW
WHAT
CARRIE BRADSHAW, FROM "SEX IN
THE CITY," HAD HER TOO-TOO."
LIKE WE NEED TO FIND EMILY'S
TOO-TOO.
AND SHE HAD AN AMAZING PHONE
CASE ON HER NECK WITH A BIG
CHAIN, AND WE WERE BOTH LIKE,
"THAT'S SUPER COOL."
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "RIGHT
I WAS THINKING THIS COULD BE
HER THING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT
>> AND IT'S EMILY'S TOO-TOO.
>> Jimmy: WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT
HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH ALL
THAT SUCCESS
BUT NOW, HERE COMES "MANK.
THIS NEW FILM, CAN YOU SET IT
UP FOR EVERYBODY
>> YEAH, SO, GARY OLDMAN PLAYS
HERMAN MANKIEWICZ WHO WROTE
"CITIZEN KANE" FOR
ORSON WELLES
AND IT'S KIND OF THIS THIS
UNTOLD STORY OF
HERMAN MANKIEWICZ AND WHAT HE
WENT THROUGH IN ORDER TO TAKE
CREDIT FOR WRITING "CITIZEN
KANE" AND THE POLITICS OF THE
GOLDEN ERA OF HOLLYWOOD AND HOW
IT PLAYED INTO HIS STORY
AND I PLAY RITA ALEXANDER WHO
IS A BRITISH STENOGRAPHER WHO
IS BROUGHT IN TO WORK FOR
HERMAN MANKIEWICZ WHO GETS IN
TO THE AN ACCIDENT AND NEEDS
HELP TO TRANSCRIBE HIS SCRIPT.
SO, I BECOME HIS KIND OF, HIS
STENOGRAPHER, HID CONFIDANTE
KIND OF SECRETARY, BUT REALLY
CLOSE FRIEND
AND ALL MY SCENES ARE WITH THE
INCOMPARABLE GARY OLDMAN, AND
IT'S ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE AND
MOODY AND BEAUTIFUL AND IT'S
THE GENIUS OF DAVID FINCHER.
SO IT WAS KIND OF --
>> Jimmy: DAVID FINCHER IS SO
FUN.
>> -- AN UTTER DREAM COME TRUE
SO FUN
>> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH
LOVE THIS BUSINESS
THAT'S WHY WE'RE IN IT
BUT I MEAN, DID YOU GET TO
SHOOT AT THE -- IN STUDIOS AND
ON LOTS AND BE LIKE, "I'M
GETTING THE BUZZ, THIS IS SO
FUN.
>> YEAH, WE ACTUALLY TO SHOOT
IN SOME OF THE REAL LOCATIONS
BECAUSE WE ARE IN HOLLYWOOD AND
ALL OF THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED
IN THESE LOCATIONS
I ALSO GOT TO SHOOT IN THE
ACTUALLY RANCH IN VICTORVILLE,
WHERE MANKOWITZ AND HIS TEAM
WORKED ON THE SCRIPT WHEN HE
HIS ACCIDENT
SO WE WERE IN THE ACTUALLY
LOCATION ALL THESE YEARS LATER
AND THEY RECREATED THE STUDIO
ON THE LOT, AND SO IT WAS LIKE
THE MAGIC OF HOLLYWOOD AND THE
REALITY OF THAT WORLD, AND IT
WAS A DREAM AND HAVING IT BE
BLACK AND WHITE AND HAVE
INCREDIBLE FADE IN, FADE OUTS,
IT WAS A BLAST FROM THE PAST
>> YOU SENT US AN EXCLUSIVE
CLIP THAT I REALLY, THANK YOU
FOR DOING THAT
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE
HERE ARE LU LILY COLLINS AND
GARY OLDMAN IN "MANK."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> IN IS MRS. ALEXANDER.
SHE TYPES 100 PERFECT WORDS
A MINUTE AND TAKES DICTATION
LIKE A CLAIRVOYANT
RITA ALEXANDER
HERMAN MANKOWITZ
>> HOW DO YOU DO,
MR. MANKOWITZ?
>> IT'S A BIG QUESTION
>> WELL, SINCE YOU LIKE WORKING
NIGHTS, RITA HERE RUNS ON
LONDON TIME.
HER -- IS ONE OF OUR BOLD LADS
IN THE R-A-F, FLIES, WHAT IS
IT, RITA, SPIT FIRES
>> HURRICANES.
>> MY SYMPATHY AND PRAYERS
>> BEG YOUR PARDON
>> GIVEN THE SPEED, CLIMB AND
TURNING RATE -
>> Jimmy: I HOPE WE WON'T NEED
YOUR SYMPATHY, MR. MANKOWITZ
>> WE WILL DO THE PRAYING AND
THE FIGHTING
>> Jimmy: LILY COLLINS, CHECK
OUT "MANK" THIS FRIDAY ON
NETFLIX.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
PERFORMANCE FROM MATT
BERNINGER.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
THANK YOU, LILY, CONGRATS.
>> THANK YOU
>> SO GREAT TO SEE YOU
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "I'M
WAITING FOR THE MAN," FROM HIS
DEBUT SOLO ALBUM, "SERPENTINE
PRISON," HERE IS
MATT BERNINGER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ I'M WAITING FOR MY MA
TWENTY-SIX DOLLARS
IN MY HAND
UP TO LEXINGTON ♪
♪ ONE TWO FIV
FEELING SICK AND DIRTY
MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN ♪
♪ HEY WHITE BOY
WHAT YOU DOIN' UPTOW
HEY WHITE BO
YOU CHASIN' OUR ♪
♪ WOMEN AROUN
OH PARDON ME SIR
IT'S THE FURTHES
FROM MY MIND ♪
♪ I'M JUST WAITNG FOR A
REALLY GOOD, GOOD, GOOD ♪
♪ FRIEND OF MIN
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN
HERE HE COMES ♪
♪ HE'S ALL DRESSED IN BLACK
PR SHOES AND
A BIG STRAW HA
HE'S NEVER EARLY ♪
♪ HE'S ALWAYS LAT
THE FIRST THING YOU LEAR
IS THAT YOU ALWAYS
GOT TO WAIT ♪
♪ I'M WAITING FOR MY MA
UP TO A BROWNSTONE
UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S PINNED YOU
'CAUSE NOBODY CARE
HE'S GOT THE WORKS ♪
♪ GIVE YOU A SWEET TAST
AND THEN YOU GOTTA SPLIT
BECAUSE YOU GO
NO TIME TO WASTE ♪
♪ I'M WAITING FOR MY MA
BABY DON'T YOU HOLLE
DON'T YO
BAWL AND SHOUT ♪
♪ I'M FEELING GOO
I'M GONNA WORK IT ON OUT
I'M FEELING GOOD
I'M FEELING OH SO FINE ♪
♪ UNTIL TOMORROW BUT THAT'S
JUST SOME ANOTHER TIME
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN ♪
♪ I'M WAITING FOR MY MA
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
MATT BERNINGER
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH
YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY