>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
KEANU REEVES AND ALEX WINTER
JOE MANGANIELLO,
MUSICAL GUEST, THE SMASHING
PUMPKINS
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PLEASE
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE.
FEELS GREAT.
WELCOME EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL GUYS, TODAY IS
DECEMBER 1ST
AND HERE IN NEW YORK, IT WAS A
A SUNNY, 50-DEGREE DAY
YEAH, EVEN THE WEATHER HAS NO
IDEA WHAT MONTH IT IS ANYMORE.
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S
DECEMBER 1ST, WHICH MEANS
THERE'S ONLY 31 DAYS UNTIL WE
CAN START MAKING JOKES ABOUT
HOW BAD 2021 IS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE THIS TIME OF YEAR,
PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEIR
CHRISTMAS LISTS.
FOR EXAMPLE, RUDY GIULIANI IS
ASKING TRUMP FOR A PARDON.
I'M ACTUALLY NOT KIDDING
CHECK OUT WHAT RUDY'S BEEN UP
TO
>> LEAD ATTORNEY, RUDY GIULIANI
HAS REPORTEDLY DISCUSSED A
A PREEMPTIVE PARDON FOR HIMSELF
WITH THE PRESIDENT
>> Jimmy: WHAT
IT'S NOT A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR
LAWYER COMES TO YOU LIKE, DUDE,
YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF THIS
JAM.
I MEAN, I'M IN REAL DEEP
RUDY MADE A VALID CASE
HE WAS LIKE, "LOOK, WITHOUT ME
YOU'D BE THE MOST EMBARRASSING
PERSON IN YOUR PRESIDENCY.
TRUMP HASN'T SAID YES.
APPARENTLY HE TOLD RUDY, "GET
IN LINE, YOU'RE BEHIND AUNT
BECKY AND A FEW MORE TURKEYS."
RIGHT NOW RUDY IS LIKE,
"SERIOUSLY COME ON, MY HAIR
BLED FOR YOU
MY HAIR BLED FOR YOU
WHAT ELSE DO YOU --" RUDY
HASN'T BEEN CHARGED WITH
ANYTHING YET, SO THEY'RE
CALLING THIS A PREEMPTIVE
PARDON
APPARENTLY HE TOLD TRUMP,
THERE'S A "BORAT 3," AND IT'S
A LOT WORSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR TRUMP
I MEAN, JUST IMAGINE STANDING
SIX INCHES AWAY FROM
RUDY GIULIANI WHEN HE SAYS THE
WORDS "PREEMPTIVE PARDON."
"OKAY NOW I'M WEARING A MASK."
THAT'S NOT ALL TRUMP IS DEALING
WITH
LISTEN TO WHAT CAME OUT TODAY.
>> ATTORNEY GENERAL,
WILLIAM BARR, TELLING "THE
ASSOCIATED PRESS" THAT THE
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS NOT
UNCOVERED WIDESPREAD VOTING
FRAUD THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED
2020 ELECTION OUTCOMES
>> Jimmy: WHEN TRUMP HEARD
ABOUT WILLIAM BARR, HE WAS SO
MAD, HE ORDERED WILLIAM BARR TO
PROSECUTE WILLIAM BARR
AT THIS POINT, TRUMP'S LOST
"FOX NEWS," REPUBLICAN
SENATORS, AND NOW BILL BARR.
TODAY HE WAS LIKE, "IF
RANDY QUAID JUMPS SHIP, IT'S
OVER."
HERE'S ANOTHER BIG STORY
TODAY, THE CDC VOTED ON WHO
SHOULD BE THE FIRST TO GET THE
COVID VACCINE.
YEP.
THEY VOTED ON WHO GETS THE
FIRST VACCINES
IT'S THE SAME SYSTEM McDONALD'S
IS USING TO SEE WHO GETS THE
FIRST McRIBS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS WEIRD
THE OFFICIAL WAS LIKE, "THE
FIRST TO RECEIVE THE VACCINE
WILL BE -- ME, AND THEN MY
GIRLFRIEND, CHERYL."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THE CDC ANNOUNCED
FRONTLINE WORKERS AND THE
ELDERLY WILL BE THE FIRST TO
RECEIVE THE VACCINE, TEACHERS
POLITELY CLAPPED LIKE SOMEONE
WHO HAD JUST LOST AN OSCAR
SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
WELL, UNTIL WE GET A VACCINE,
THINGS ARE GONNA BE PRETTY
DIFFERENT.
JUST CHECK OUT WHAT THE
NEW YORK CITY BALLET IS DOING
THIS YEAR.
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE ITS
DEBUT, THE NEW YORK CITY BALLET
WILL NOT PERFORM "THE
NUTCRACKER" ON STAGE
>> INSTEAD, THE BALLET'S
2019 PRODUCTION WILL BE
STREAMED ONLINE, BEGINNING NEXT
FRIDAY
>> Jimmy: YEP.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT, DO NOT
GOOGLE VIRTUAL NUTCRACKER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, NO, NO, NO
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB,
DON'T DO IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, NOW EVERYONE CAN CONTINUE
THE TRADITION OF WATCHING "THE
NUTCRACKER" AND NOT QUITE
UNDERSTANDING WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, SO THE GUY IS
A NUTCRACKER WHO FIGHTS A RAT?
OKAY
SURE, SURE
MEANWHILE, OVER IN THE U.K., A
A TEQUILA BAR APPLIED TO BECOME
A CHURCH IN ORDER TO STAY OPEN
DURING THE LOCKDOWN.
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
ON SUNDAY MORNINGS, GUYS ARE
GOING TO BE LIKE, "OKAY HONEY,
OFF TO CHURCH.
ME AND THE BOYS, WE'LL BE BACK
AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I MEAN THE CONGREGATION.
YEP, IT'S THE ONLY CHURCH WHERE
THE COLLECTION PLATE IS FILLED
WITH MIXED NUTS.
THEY HAVE A CONFESSIONAL, BUT
IT'S REALLY JUST A URINAL
DIVIDER.
AFTER THE BAR CLOSES, EVERYONE
IS LIKE, "ALRIGHT, LET'S FIND
A SYNAGOGUE THAT'S ALSO
A DINER.
WELL, GET THIS, "PROPERTY
BROTHERS" STAR, JONATHAN SCOTT
JUST RELEASED A VIDEO FOR HIS
NEW SONG ABOUT SOLAR ENERGY,
CALLED, "BEING HONEST.
TAKE A LOOK.
♪ 'CAUSE IF WE'RE BEING HONEST
SOMETHING'S GOT TO CHANG
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH SO WAKE UP
WE'RE ALL BEING PLAYED ♪
>> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY CATCHY,
BUT I PREFER BOB VILA'S CALYPSO
ROCK SONG ABOUT ECO-FRIENDLY
SPRINKLERS
YEAH, ONE OF THE "PROPERTY
BROTHERS" HAS A NEW SONG,
MEANWHILE, JACK JOHNSON JUST
RENOVATED A FOUR-BEDROOM,
RANCH-STYLE HOME IN
LAGUNA BEACH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT SAYING THE FEEDBACK IS
BAD, BUT HE'S ALREADY CLAIMING
IT WAS HIS TWIN BROTHER.
AND FINALLY, HEARD ABOUT THESE
NEW CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS THAT
YOU CAN FILL WITH WINE, LIQUOR
OR BEER, CALLED "BOOZE BALLS."
CHECK THIS OUT
YEAH
OR YOU COULD SAVE MONEY, AND
JUST TIE A RIBBON AROUND YOUR
VODKA BOTTLE
"THAT'S AN ORNAMENT RIGHT
THERE.
YEP.
BOOZY ORNAMENTS, SO NOW,
INSTEAD OF FINDING PRESENTS
UNDER THE TREE ON CHRISTMAS
MORNING, THE KIDS WILL FIND
UNCLE JEFF
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT
UP FOR "THE ROOTS," EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY!
GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN FRIDAY
NIGHT.
WE HAVE AVERY SPECIAL GUEST
COMING ON THE SHOW
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, WILL BE
ON THE SHOW!
THAT'S RIGHT
WE WILL BE TALKING TO HIM ABOUT
HIS NEW BOOK, ABOUT THE STATE
OF THE COUNTRY, AND WE HAVE
SOME OTHER FUN THINGS PLANNED.
FRIDAY NIGHT, BARACK OBAMA,
IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
SET YOUR TiVOS
SET YOUR DVRs, EVERYBODY
TELL ALEXA TO RECORD
YEAH
BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
THEY'VE REUNITED FOR THE NEW
MOVIE, "BILL & TED FACE THE
MUSIC," KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER ARE HERE
BILL AND TED
PLUS, FROM THE UPCOMING FILM
"ARCHENEMY", JOE MANGANIELLO IS
HERE
AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM,
"SMASHING PUMPKINS!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE "THE SMASHING PUMPKINS.
GUYS, I WANT TO MENTION THIS
WEEK'S "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAG.
IT IS
"#ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG."
SO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALONG,
JUST GO ON TWITTER AND TWEET
OUT THE TITLE OF A CHRISTMAS
SONG, BUT WITH ONE WORD ADDED
TO CHANGE THE MEANING.
FOR INSTANCE, I SAID, "FELIZ
NAVIDAD-BOD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO SEND IN YOUR TWEETS, USE THE
HASHTAG,
"#ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG,"
AND WE'LL PICK OUR FAVORITES
AND PUT THEM ON THE SHOW
IT'LL BE FUN
THANK YOU!
[ APPLAUSE ]
HAVE YOU GUYS WATCHED
TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW DISNEY PLUS
DOCUMENTARY, "FOLKLORE"?
IT'S FANTASTIC, IT'S ABOUT THE
ALBUM, "FOLKLORE" THAT SHE MADE
DURING QUARANTINE.
AND BASICALLY IT'S TAYLOR, AND
HER PRODUCER, AND MUSICIANS
FROM THE ALBUM, GETTING
TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME --
SOCIALLY DISTANT AND LISTENING
TO THE ALBUM FOR THE FIRST
TIME
IT'S PRETTY COOL
AND, WELL NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW
THIS, BUT I ACTUALLY DID
SOMETHING SIMILAR.
IT'S TRUE.
I MADE AN ALBUM WITH "THE
ROOTS" DURING QUARANTINE, AND
WE JUST GOT TOGETHER TO PLAY IT
FOR THE FIRST TIME
CHECK IT OUT
♪
>> OKAY, SO IT'S 8:30 IN THE
MORNING.
WHY AM I AWAKE
I SORT OF UNEXPECTEDLY STARTED
WRITING AN ALBUM, AND I JUST
FELT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WENT
WITH IT.
AND I RECORDED AN ENTIRE ALBUM
WITH "THE ROOTS" REMOTELY.
♪
YOU KNOW WHEN LOCKDOWN FIRST
STARTED, I HEARD TAYLOR WAS
WRITING SONGS, AND I THOUGHT I
WAS FEELING INSPIRED TOO, SO
MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE SOME
MUSIC.
I REMEMBER I CALLED YOU, TARIQ,
AND ASKED IF YOU'D HELP ME
YOU SAID -
>> "ONLY IF YOU PAY ME A LOT OF
MONEY.
>> EXACTLY
AND QUEST, I TEXTED YOU, AND I
SAID, "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO WORK
ON SOMETHING TOGETHER, AND YOU
SAID -
>> "HOW DID YOU GET THIS
NUMBER."
>> YEAH, BUT ACTUALLY, I WAS
GETTING PRETTY BORED, SO I
SAID, "OKAY.
IT'S JUST A LOT OF THE THEMES
IN MY SONGS ARE HARD TO TALK
ABOUT.
BUT I KNOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE
PROBABLY GOING THROUGH THE SAME
THINGS
>> YEAH.
>> SO MAYBE THE MUSIC WILL
RESONATE WITH THEM
♪
♪ EVERYBODY STARE
AT ME THIS
MOMENT DIDN'
HAVE TO BE ♪
♪ BUT I HAD TOO MAN
ICED TEA
AND I PEED ♪
♪ MY PANTS IN A
APPLEBEE'S
I SAID WHERE'S ♪
♪ THE BATHROOM PLEASE
THE WAITERS AL
LAUGHED AT ME ♪
♪ I RUINED MY BES
PAIR OF KHAKIS
WHEN I PEED ♪
♪ MY PANTS IN A
APPLEBEE'S
IT'S NOT ALL GOOD IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
>> THIS NEXT TRACK, WHEN YOU
SENT ME THE LYRICS, MAN, I WAS
BLOWN AWAY
I THINK THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE
BEST SONGS YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN
>> IT WAS A DIFFERENT SIDE OF
YOU THAT I REALLY NEVER SEEN
BEFORE
IT WAS DIFFERENT
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
♪ THERE'S ALMON
AND SOY SKIM
AND TWO PERCEN
COCONUT CATCH ♪
♪ YOU ORDINARY BU
I WANT YOU
DOWN DEEP IN ♪
♪ MY SOUL YOU'RE
THE ONLY MIL
THAT MAKES ME ♪
♪ WHOLE
I PREFER WHOLE MIL
OVER OTHER ♪
♪ MILKS AND M
FAVORITE MILK IS
DEF WHOLE MILK ♪
♪ IT'S CHOCK
FULL OF VITAMIN
IT'S THE ONLY ♪
♪ MILK FOR ME
IT'S THE ONL
MILK FOR ME ♪
>> YOU KNOW, IN GENERAL, WITH
THIS ALBUM, I LOVE HOW HONEST
YOU WERE ABOUT YOUR LYRICS
>> I FELT LIKE I WAS IN
QUARANTINE WITH YOU.
>> I WAS JUST INSPIRED BY THE
COMMUNAL EXPERIENCE THAT WE'RE
ALL HAVING
ALONE, BUT TOGETHER.
TOGETHER, BUT ALONE.
>> DAMN.
THAT'S DEEP.
♪ WELL I GOT A SOURDOUGH
STARTER, ADDED 200 MILLIGRAMS
OF WATER ♪
♪ I PUT IN THE OVEN 350 DEGREE
LOVING AND WATCHED IT RISE ♪
♪ I OFFERED YOU MY FIRST LOAF,
YOU JUST STARED BACK AT ME ♪
♪ AND SAID NOPE, BUT I FOLLOWED
THE RECIPE, I KNOW YOU SAY
YOU'RE GLUTEN-FREE ♪
♪ YOU BROKE MY SOURDOUGH HEART,
YEAH YOU BROKE MY SOURDOUGH
HEART ♪
>> YEAH, I WAS HOME WITH TWO
YOUNG DAUGHTERS 24/7 AND EVEN
THAT GAVE ME SOME IDEAS.
I FELT A REAL CONNECTION WITH
THIS NEXT SONG AND I WANTED TO
DO A DUET WITH CHRIS MARTIN, I
DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD EVER DO
IT
BUT WE REACHED OUT TO HIS TEAM
AND INCREDIBLY, HE SAID YES.
>> THREE, TWO, ONE
♪
♪ FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR, FUZZY
WUZZY HAD NO HAIR, FUZZY
WUZZY ♪
♪ WASN'T VERY FUZZY WAS HE ♪
♪ FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR, FUZZY
WUZZY HAD NO HAIR ♪
♪ FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T VERY FUZZY
WAS HE ♪
♪ FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR, FUZZY
WUZZY HAD NO HAIR, FUZZY
WUZZY ♪
♪ WASN'T VERY FUZZY WAS HE ♪
WE'VE MANAGED TO PUT TOGETHER.
>> YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THIS
DOCUMENTARY TO COME OUT TOO.
>> WHAT DOCUMENTARY?
>> ISN'T THIS GOING TO DISNEY
PLUS LIKE TAYLOR'S
>> OH, NO, DISNEY PLUS DIDN'T
WANT IT.
NEITHER DID NETFLIX, HULU,
AMAZON, PEACOCK --
>> PEACOCK SAID NO
>> I KNOW, NOT GREAT
BUT LOOK IT'S FINE
WE'RE NOT TAYLOR, SHE'S
A MUSICAL GENIUS, WE CAN'T DO
WHAT SHE DID
BUT WE CAN STILL BE PROUD.
WE MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
WE MADE SOMETHING REAL AND
HONEST AND FROM THE HEART.
QUEST?
TREE
GUYS
♪
♪ I PEED MY PANTS
IN AN APPLEBEE'S
I PEED MY PANTS IN
AN APPLEBEE'S ♪
♪ I PEED MY PANTS
IN AN APPLEBEE'S M♪
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE "THE TONIGHT
SHOW."
♪
>> Jimmy: 30 YEARS AGO, OUR
FIRST GUEST INTRODUCED US TO
BILL AND TED
GOSH, HAS IT BEEN 30 YEARS
WHO WERE TRYING TO PASS THEIR
HISTORY CLASS AND WRITE A SONG
THAT WOULD SAVE THE WORLD.
NOW THEY'VE REUNITED FOR A
A THIRD FILM CALLED "BILL & TED
FACE THE MUSIC," WHICH IS
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE ON DEMAND
AND ON BLU-RAY
HERE ARE KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER.
YEAH
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
COME ON.
THIS IS SO COOL TO HAVE YOU
BOTH HERE.
THIS IS AWESOME.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE FOR SO
LONG
FIRST, IT WAS "BILL AND TED'S
EXCELLENT ADVENTURE," THEN
"BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY"
WHICH ENDED WITH THEM HAVING TO
WRITE THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG
IN HISTORY
WHERE DOES THIS ONE PICK UP?
>> WELL, WE HAVEN'T WRITTEN THE
SONG YET, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
WE KIND OF BLEW IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
>> YOU KNOW, SO IT'S LIKE ALL
OF THOSE YEARS LATER, DECADES
LATER, THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO
WRITE THE SONG, BUT THEY
HAVEN'T WRITTEN THE SONG YET
AND THAT'S PUT SOME PRESSURES
ON THEIR WIVES, THE FAMILY, THE
DAUGHTERS.
AND THEN AT THE SAME TIME, THE
FUTURE COMES BACK AND HAS
A LITTLE WOM-DINGER FOR US
>> YEAH, THEY'RE NOT HAPPY WITH
US IN THE FUTURE ANY MORE.
WE'VE LOST OUR CRED.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND SO, THEY'VE ASKED US --
THEY'VE SAID, LIKE, "NOW IT'S
YOU HAVE TO WRITE THE SONG IN
ORDER TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND
ALL OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
BY A CERTAIN AMOUNT -- BY
A CERTAIN MOMENT IN A CERTAIN
LOCATION
>> YEAH.
>> KEANU HAS GOTTEN VERY GOOD
AT THAT ZOOM CLOSEUP BY THE
WAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I CAN'T EVEN DO
THAT
OH, IT'S FANTASTIC
YOU NAILED IT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUN AND SO
COOL
KRISTEN SCHAAL IS GREAT.
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HOW DID IT FEEL FOR
YOU GUYS TO GET INTO THE
CHARACTERS AGAIN
DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAY THAT
YOU WERE LIKE -- OFFICIALLY
LIKE, "WE'VE GOT TO DO THE
CHARACTER?
I THINK I'M KIND OF GETTING
INTO IT NOW.
>> KIND OF, YEAH, I MEAN, IT
TOOK A LONG TIME TO GET THE
FILM MADE.
CHRIS MATHESON AND ED SOLOMON
WROTE A DRAFT, WE WORKED ON IT
FOR YEARS, WORKED ON GETTING
FINANCING TOGETHER FOR YEARS,
BRINGING DEAN PARISOT WAS SO
AMAZING ON TO DIRECT AND
SCOTT KROOPF WHO PRODUCED.
IT WAS A LONG PROCESS, AND IN
THAT PROCESS, REHEARSING AND
DOING SCRIPT WORK, AND NEVER
DID WE ACTUALLY DO THE VOICES.
>> YEAH, WE WOULDN'T DO THE
VOICES
WE WOULD WORK ON THE SCRIPT.
AND SO, WE HAD SOME SCRIPT
READINGS AND DEAN THE DIRECTOR
WOULD BE LIKE, SO --
>> THE WRITERS WOULD BE LOOKING
AT US LIKE, "ARE THEY GOING TO
DO IT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO KEANU CAME OVER TO MY
HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS, LIKE
PRETTY MUCH THE NIGHT BEFORE WE
STARTED SHOOTING
AND WE WERE REHEARSING WHICH WE
WOULD DO, AND HE LOOKED AT ME
AS HE WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE
I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?
HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO JUST
TRY THE CHARACTERS BEFORE WE
LIKE SHOOT AT 6:00 IN THE
MORNING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST GREAT.
I JUST WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
GUYS COME BACK TOGETHER.
DID YOU GUYS MEET AUDITIONING
FOR THIS MOVIE OR WERE YOU
FRIENDS BEFORE THIS FILM
>> NO, WE MET ON THE FIRST -
EARLIER AUDITIONS WE MET FOR
THE FIRST TIME AND BECAME
FRIENDS PRETTY INSTANTANEOUSLY
I MEAN, WE BOTH RODE
MOTORCYCLES, SO WE BOTH WALKED
IN WITH MOTORCYCLE HELMETS
AND THE AUDITIONS WENT ON FOR
MONTHS AND MONTHS, AND THEY
KEPT PAIRING US OFF WITH
DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND CHANGING
OUR ROLES.
AND WE BECAME FRIENDS OVER THE
ARDUOUS "BILL AND TED" AUDITION
GAUNTLET WITHOUT ASSUMING WE
WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE CAST
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THEY DID SOMETHING VERY
UNUSUAL, WHERE THEY HAD
DIFFERENT ACTORS, ARTISTS ALL
AUDITIONING, LIKE TEN PEOPLE,
AND TWO WOULD GO INTO A ROOM
AND TWO WOULD COME OUT
AND THEN, ANOTHER TWO WOULD GO
IN
AND THEN, ONE WOULD COME OUT
AND WE WOULD BOTH PLAYING BILL
AND TED.
IT WAS A KIND OF LIKE -- IT WAS
LIKE AN AUDITION GLADIATORIAL
GAUNTLET
>> TORTURE EVENT
>> YES
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS DISLIKED
AUDITIONING.
IT'S THE WORST PART OF THE
WHOLE BUSINESS
>> YEAH.
THERE'S A FUN TO IT, TOO
LIKE KEANU AND I ACTUALLY HAD
FUN IN THE AUDITIONS PLAYING
THE CHARACTERS
IT WAS FUNNY, BECAUSE WE --
A LOT OF TIMES GOING BY, WE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EARLY
AUDITIONS AND THE SPECIFICS OF
THEM
AND WE THOUGHT WE BROUGHT ALL
THIS STUFF TO OUR CHARACTERS
WAY LATER ONCE WE HAD TIME TO
REALLY THINK ABOUT IT ON A DEEP
LEVEL.
AND THEN, SOMEONE SHOWED US OUR
AUDITION AND WE LITERALLY
WALKED IN ON DAY ONE AS BILL
AND TED, LIKE, JUST LIKE NO
METHOD
IT'S LIKE, I'VE GOT MY SHIRT
TIED AROUND MY WAIST
LIKE, HE'S GOT SHORTS AND
A JACKET
IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS
LITERALLY THERE ON DAY ONE
>> IT WAS MEANT TO BE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
THAT ZOOM, YOU NAILED IT
IT'S THAT CONFIDENCE, THE
YOUTH.
I LOVE IT.
OBVIOUSLY, IT EXPLODED, BECAME
PART OF NOT JUST -- I MEAN,
JUST MAKING A MOVIE IS SO HARD
ENOUGH
BUT WHEN THE MOVIE IS A HIT,
THAT'S ANOTHER THING
BUT WHEN IT BECOMES PART OF POP
CULTURE AND PEOPLE START SAYING
BE EXCELLENT AND DOING AIR
GUITAR AND SAYING LIKE, "SAN
DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
RULES," AND LIKE, YOU MUST HAVE
BEEN -
>> THAT WAS THE BEST
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, DO PEOPLE
LIKE, I MEAN, YOU'RE PROBABLY
LIKE, "DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN,"
THEN PEOPLE YELLING IT TO YOU,
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH.
BUT THEN, YOU BECAME TOYS,
ACTION FIGURES
YOU WERE A CARTOON, YOU WERE A
A VIDEO GAME
IT WAS POP CULTURE AT ITS MOST
WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST "BILL AND
TED" THING THAT YOU SAW?
COULD IT HAVE BEEN THE
BREAKFAST CEREAL
>> I'VE GOT PTSD NOW
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT, YOU'VE GOT A CEREAL
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WOW
>> Jimmy: CINNAMON OAT SQUARES
AND MARSHMALLOW NOTES.
IT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY
>> YEAH, PLEASE DON'T EAT THAT
PLEASE, WE CARE ABOUT YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S VINTAGE, YEAH
I WILL NOT EAT THAT.
BUT HOW COOL IS THAT
YOU WERE A BREAKFAST CEREAL.
>> YEAH, I LIVED IN A WEIRD
PART OF L.A. FOR A WHILE, AND I
REMEMBER WALKING TO THE GROCERY
STORE AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING TO
GET EGGS OR SOMETHING AND
SEEING BOTH OF OUR FACES ON
A CEREAL BOX, BECAUSE THEY
NEVER TOLD US ANYTHING
LIKE, THEY NEVER SAID, "OH, ON
THURSDAY, A CEREAL WILL COME
OUT," THEY DIDN'T PAY US,
EITHER, BUT THEY DIDN'T TELL US
ANY OF THAT STUFF --
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- SO YOU WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT
IT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DID.
>> Jimmy: AND SO YOU WALKED
INTO YOUR DELI -
>> SO WHAT WAS THERE IN FRONT
OF YOU WAS A "BILL AND TED"
CEREAL BOX
>> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE 1:00 IN
THE MORNING.
>> WOMP, WOMP.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE, YOU
KNOW -
>> Jimmy: IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE,
YEAH
ROD SERLING IS GOING TO COME
OUT AND BE LIKE, "COULD YOU
IMAGINE.
SPACE IN TIME.
I MEAN, THAT IS SO COOL, MAN
I HAVE TO ASK, BECAUSE I
STARTED WITH COMEDY.
SO GEORGE CARLIN, WHAT WAS IT
LIKE WORKING WITH HIM?
WAS IT -- DID YOU -- WERE YOU
A FAN OF HIS GOING IN?
OBVIOUSLY YOU PROBABLY WERE.
>> LOOK HOW HE'S LOOKING AT US
>> DEEP RESPECT AND ADMIRATION
>> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "I'M
EATING LUNCH IN MY TRAILER BY
MYSELF TODAY."
>> I MEAN, FOR BOTH OF US, IT
WAS SUCH AN HONOR.
WE WERE SUCH HUGE FANS OF HIS
AND FAMILIAR WITH HIS WORK
AND THOUGH HE GAVE US THAT
LOOK, HE WAS ACTING.
HE WAS REALLY NICE TO US
>> HE WAS.
HE WAS A MUCH GENTLER PERSON
THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM THE
KIND OF RAZOR, THE BARBED
NATURE OF HIS STANDUP.
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW, COMING UP
IN OUR ERA, IT WAS IT.
HE WAS A CULTURAL TITAN.
SO WE WERE STARSTRUCK, I THINK
AND GRATEFUL THAT HE WAS AS
SWEET TO US AS HE WAS.
AND, YOU KNOW, HE WAS A GENTLE
GUY.
WE WOULD BUMP INTO HIM EVEN
AFTER THE SECOND MOVIE, YOU
KNOW, OUT AND ABOUT.
HE WAS ALWAYS VERY LOVELY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN
THOSE CAST COME TOGETHER AND
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT COULD
DO IT BESIDES YOU THREE.
>> AMAZING
>> Jimmy: IT JUST WORKED OUT
I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE
MOVIE WHEN WE COME BACK.
MORE WITH KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER, EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
I'M TALKING TO KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER ABOUT "BILL & TED
FACE THE MUSIC."
THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE,
GUYS
MUSIC IS OBVIOUSLY SUCH A BIG
PART OF THESE FILMS, THE
SOUNDTRACK
I REMEMBER "GOD GAVE ROCK 'N'
ROLL," THAT WAS LIKE -
I WAS LIKE, THEY KIND OF DID
IT
>> YEAH.
THE BEST
>> Jimmy: THAT ACTUALLY WAS
A REALLY GOOD JAM.
I LOVED IT
BUT THIS SOUNDTRACK JUST GOT
NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY, SO
CONGRATS
>> IT DID.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A -
>> LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF -- NOT
BY US.
A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO IT
>> WE WERE THE INSPIRATION
>> THANK YOU
THANK YOU, JIMMY
THANK YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TAKE A LITTLE
CREDIT FOR IT.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
YEAH
OF COURSE.
IT'S ALL YOU
ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THE
MOVIE STARTS WITH BILL AND TED
PLAYING EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC IN
A WEDDING BAND
AND I HEARD THAT YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY TOOK LESSONS.
YOU TOOK SINGING LESSONS
YOU --
KEANU, YOU LEARNED THE
THEREMIN
>> YEAH, WE WERE TRYING TO
THINK OF -
THE FILM OPENS UP WITH MISSY
MARRYING MY BROTHER DEACON
AND SO WE'RE PLAYING THE
WEDDING SONG AND WE FIGURED,
WHAT COULD WE PLAY THAT WAS
KIND OF LIKE -
>> TRIPPY.
YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD TELL
THE STORY THAT WE HAVEN'T
WRITTEN A SONG THAT WILL SAVE
THE WORLD, BUT WE'RE TRYING.
>> YEAH.
A LOT.
>> SO, WE CAME UP WITH -- WHAT
IF WE PLAYED THEREMIN.
LIKE WE DID THIS KIND OF FUGUE,
THIS MASTERPIECE
AND SO, THE INSTRUMENTS THAT
WERE CHOSEN WERE A THEREMIN,
BAGPIPES, TRUMPET --
>> THROAT SINGING.
>> PERCUSSION.
>> YEAH.
AND SO BEING THE ACTORS AND
THESPIANS THAT WE ARE, WE
REALLY WANTED TO DO THAT
>> YES
YEAH, I LEARNED HOW TO THROAT
SING WELL ENOUGH TO FAKE IT,
BUT ACTUALLY TRASHED MY THROAT
PRETTY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> KEANU ACTUALLY LEARNED --
ACTUALLY LEARNED EVERY
INSTRUMENT HE PLAYED, INCLUDING
THE BAGPIPES, WHICH WAS
HILARIOUS TO WATCH THAT HAPPEN
>> I COULD PLAY ONE NOTE ON ALL
OF THESE INSTRUMENTS
>> NO, HE COULD PLAY
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE A BAGPIPE
IS ACTUALLY -- IT ONLY IS ONE
NOTE KIND OF
>> IT'S INSANELY LARGE
>> WELL, I MEAN, IT'S ALL IN
"A" BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
YEAH
>> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY DID A -- I
DID A POLAR PLUNGE ONCE IN
CHICAGO, THE MAYOR DARED ME TO
DO THE POLAR PLUNGE AND YOU
JUMPED INTO LAKE MICHIGAN.
AND SO I JUMPED INTO LAKE
MICHIGAN
IT WAS FREEZING COLD
IT WAS BEYOND.
YOU'RE UNDER ICE AND YOU COME
BACK OUT
AND I CAME OUT AND I HEARD
BAGPIPES
AND I GO, OH MY GOSH, I DIED
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE I'M ASSUMING
THAT'S WHAT IRISH PEOPLE -
THAT'S WHAT YOU HEAR WHEN YOU
DIE, YOU PROBABLY JUST HEAR
BAGPIPES
>> I THOUGHT I DIED A FEW TIMES
WHEN KEANU WAS PLAYING THE
BAGPIPES
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME TO THINK OF IT.
>> Jimmy: NICE, NICE, NICE
>> AND I'M NOT EVEN IRISH,
SO -
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE ARE KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER IN "BILL & TED FACE
THE MUSIC.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> GREETINGS, MY EXCELLENT
FRIENDS.
>> DO WE KNOW YOU?
>> I'M KELLY
>> WAIT, YOU'RE RUFUS'
DAUGHTER
>> I AM.
AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO MEET
YOU MY WHOLE LIFE.
>> IT MUST BE VERY
DISAPPOINTING.
>> NOT AT ALL.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM, GENTLEMEN,
POTENTIALLY, A VERY SERIOUS
PROBLEM.
>> ABOUT THE MUSIC
THEY JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
>> DUDE, I GOT A VERY BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS
>> IT WILL BE FINE, TED.
THEY TOTALLY LOVE US IN THE
FUTURE, DUDE
>> WHOA.
DUDE, OUR DADS ARE TOTALLY IN
TROUBLE.
>> Jimmy: KEANU REEVES AND
ALEX WINTER.
"BILL & TED FACE THE MUSIC" IS
AVAILABLE ON DEMAND AND ON
BLU-RAY RIGHT NOW.
GOSH, WE NEED MOVIES LIKE THIS
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
GUYS COMING ON THE SHOW.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
BE SAFE.
>> THANK YOU
>> THANKS JIMMY.
THANKS EVERYONE.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND
♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A GREAT ACTOR WHO STARS IN AND
PRODUCED THE NEW MOVIE,
"ARCHENEMY," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS, ON DEMAND, AND ON
DIGITAL, NEXT FRIDAY
HERE IS JOE MANGANIELLO.
YO, WOW!
>> HEY, JIM.
>> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, IS THAT REAL
>> THIS IS REAL.
THIS IS FRESHLY SHAVED AS OF
THIS MORNING
>> Jimmy: WOW.
NO MORE MOHAWK
>> NO MORE MOHAWK, BUT IT'S
AMAZING HOW MUCH A MOHAWK IS
THAT MUCH HAIR BUT YOU TAKE IT
OFF AND YOU'RE FREEZING.
>> Jimmy: JOE, WHAT AM I SEEING
IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN, IS
THERE A SPECIAL GUEST?
>> YEAH, THIS IS MY SIDEKICK
>> Jimmy: YES!
OH, NO
>> THIS IS BUBBLES
>> Jimmy: BUBBLES, HI, BUBBLES
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
I APPRECIATE IT.
OH, MY GOSH.
HOW CUTE IS THAT
>> THIS IS BUBBLES' FIRST
APPEARANCE ON "THE TONIGHT
SHOW."
>> Jimmy: AND WILL NOT BE HER
LAST
OH, BUBBLES, YOU'RE ALLOWED
BACK WHENEVER.
JOE, THERE'S A TON OF STUFF I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
BUT FIRST, CONGRATS.
I KNOW YOU JUST CELEBRATED YOUR
FIVE-YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY,
WITH YOUR LOVELY WIFE,
SOFIA VERGARA.
CONGRATS ON THAT
WE'VE TALKED BEFORE ABOUT HOW
YOU AND SOFIA STARTED DATING
BUT WERE YOU ALWAYS SMOOTH WHEN
IT CAME TO DATING?
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
THIS GUY
>> THAT GUY, NOT SO SMOOTH WITH
THE DATING, JIMMY.
YEAH, NOT SO SMOOTH.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THE ARMS,
BUD.
OH, MY GOSH.
DUDE, WHEN DID IT CHANGE
>> IT CHANGED AROUND AGE 16.
THEN I GOT CONTACT LENSES AND
THE WORKING OUT WAS STARTING TO
HAPPEN, ALL THE PROTEIN SHAKES
WERE STARTING TO TAKE EFFECT
AND I ALSO -- I GOT A PHONE
CALL FROM A FRIEND OF MINE WHO
SAID, YOU KNOW, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO MAKE $25 AN HOUR AT
AGE 16
YOU SAY, SURE, WHAT DO I HAVE
TO DO?
THEY SAID, JUST COME DOWN TO
OUR OFFICE, WHATEVER ANYBODY
SAYS TO YOU, WHATEVER THEY ASK,
JUST SAY YOU'RE 21
AND I DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE AT
THE TIME, SO I HAD TO HAVE MY
MOTHER DROP ME OFF AT THEIR
OFFICE
THERE WAS A BUNCH OF ADULTS.
AND THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, I
WALKED IN AND SAID YOU'RE THE
GUY?
I SAID, YEAH
THEY SAID, HOW OLD ARE YOU
I SAID, 21
THEY GO, GREAT, PUT THIS ON.
THEY HANDED ME THIS PIRATE SUIT
WITH THE CAPE AND THE EYE PATCH
AND THE WIG, AND THE RUFFLES,
THE HAT.
I HAD A SWORD.
I HAD A PISTOLA, THE LITTLE
FAKE BOOTIES THAT GO OVER YOUR
SHOES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE REAL BOOTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH
WHAT WERE YOU?
>> I WAS GOING TO BE CAPTAIN
MORGAN AT A BUNCH OF BARS IN
PITTSBURGH
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THEY GAVE ME A BACKPACK
THAT WAS A TANK WITH A TAP ON
IT, FULL OF RUM.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD.
DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT
>> I USED TO GO GET EVERYONE
DRUNK.
SO THAT LED TO, LIKE, PROBABLY
THE NEXT DECADE, I WORKED IN
BARS
THAT'S HOW I WORKED UNTIL LIKE
ACTING TOOK OFF WHERE I COULD
PAY MY BILLS THAT WAY.
AS AN ARTIST, I WAS WORKING IN
CLUBS.
SO LIKE THAT CAPTAIN MORGAN JOB
THEN WHEN I WAS -- I WORKED AS
CAPTAIN MORGAN IN PITTSBURGH
FROM 16 TO 21.
THEN WHEN I WAS 21, I GOT A JOB
WORKING FOR FINLANDIA VODKA,
WHERE I WOULD GO OUT ON U2'S
OLD TOUR BUS FULL OF VODKA
WE WOULD DRIVE TO EVERY MAJOR
CITY IN AMERICA.
I WAS IN A TUXEDO THIS TIME.
IT WAS A LITTLE CLASSIER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU UPPED YOUR
GAME
>> GET EVERYBODY DRUNK
IT WAS JUST NON-STOP,
WALL-TO-WALL BAR JOBS.
BUT THE POINT IS, CIRCLING BACK
IS THAT WAS THE BEST EDUCATION
IN MEN AND WOMEN AND DATING.
WHEN YOU ARE IN A CLUB NIGHT
AFTER NIGHT, WATCHING THE
ANIMALS HUNT IN THE WILD, YOU
LEARN A LOT.
SO THAT SCRAWNY KID REALLY GOT
HIS, YOU KNOW, HIS FORMAL
EDUCATION IN WOMEN AND MEN AND
DATING AND THE WHOLE THING
>> Jimmy: AND LOOK AT YOU NOW.
I MEAN, COME ON.
WE KNOW YOU AS THIS GIANT MOVIE
STAR
I KNOW THAT GROWING UP, WASN'T
YOUR ORIGINAL DREAM TO ALSO BE
A WRITER AND DIRECTOR?
>> WELL, YEAH, AS A KID, THAT'S
ACTUALLY HOW I GOT INTO ACTING
I MADE ALL MY OWN MOVIES
WE WOULD DO LIKE MAFIA, MARTIAL
ARTS MOVIES WITH LIKE GUNSHOTS
AND WE MADE HOMEMADE SQUIBS
WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE A HOMEMADE
SQUIB? LIKE A BLOOD EXPLOSION
SQUIB?
>> YEAH, SO WE WOULD TAKE
A FIRECRACKER, AND THEN YOU
WOULD TAKE A CONDOM AND YOU
WOULD FILL THE CONDOM WITH KARO
SYRUP AND RED FOOD COLORING.
YOU WOULD TIE IT UP.
THEN YOU GET A COOKIE TIN.
IF YOU GOT REALLY BRAVE, YOU'D
PUT THE COOKIE TIN OVER YOUR
HEART, SO WE CUT THE SHIRT A
A LITTLE BIT SO THE WICK WOULD
COME OUT
AND THEN YOU HAD TO TURN THE
CAMERA ON.
SOMEONE'S HAND HAD TO COME IN
AND LIGHT THE LIGHTER OF THE
WICK, AND THEN GET YOUR HAND
OUT SO THAT WE COULD GET THE
SHOT
AND, OH!
YOU'D FALL OVER AND YOU WOULD
HAVE THIS FLAP OF SKIN AND
BLOOD WOULD GUSH OUT
EVERYWHERE
>> Jimmy: JOE, THAT WAS
PROBABLY A FLAP OF REAL SKIN
YOU LIT A FIRECRACKER ON
SOMEONE'S CHEST.
OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH, IT WAS PAINFUL.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE, DUDE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
MOVIE, IT'S CALLED "ARCHENEMY.
I LOVE THE PREMISE
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MOVIE LIKE
THIS
I WOULD SAY IT'S A SUPERHERO
MOVIE BUT IT'S MORE THAN A
A SUPERHERO MOVIE.
IT'S A TRICKIER PLOT
BASICALLY, DO YOU WANT ME TO
SET IT UP?
YOU BASICALLY LAND ON A PLANET
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "ON EARTH, I'M
A SUPERHERO.
>> WELL, MAYBE
YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT'S THE THING, IS LIKE
EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID
IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE, BUT IS IT
A SUPERHERO MOVIE OR IS IT NOT
BECAUSE REALLY THE BULK OF IT
IS -- I PLAY A MAYBE BORDERLINE
SCHIZOPHRENIC CHARACTER WHO IS
ALSO ADDICTED TO
METHAMPHETAMINE AND ALCOHOL AND
LIVES IN A TENT UNDER A BRIDGE
AND BABBLES ON AND ON AND ON TO
ANYBODY WHO WILL LISTEN TO HIM
ABOUT BEING SOME SORT OF
CHAMPION OR SUPERMAN, SUPERHERO
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
SO REALLY THE FILM IS AN
EXPLORATION ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
WHETHER OR NOT HE'S CRAZY OR IS
IT ACTUALLY TRUE
>> Jimmy: AGAIN, I DON'T LIKE
TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT IT'S
GREAT.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S JOE MANGANIELLO IN
"ARCHENEMY."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> YOU CANNOT RUN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, YOU
MAKE BAD CHOICES, YOU LIVE WITH
THEM, THAT'S FINE.
BUT THE KID DESERVES HIS OWN
CHANCE
IF YOU RUN, THEY WILL FIND YOU
AND THEY WILL KILL HIM
>> SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
DO
>> YOU STAY AND YOU FIGHT THE
WAR.
>> HAMSTER, DON'T ENGAGE WITH
THE TROLL.
>> FIGHT THE WAR
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
>> DON'T UNDERSELL YOURSELF.
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
I FELL THROUGH A BLACK HOLE TO
GET HERE AND I NEVER KNEW WHY
UNTIL NOW.
SO I CAN HELP YOU.
BOTH OF YOU.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU THINK,
BUDDY?
HE LOVED IT. HE LOVED IT
JOE MANGANIELLO, EVERYBODY
"ARCHENEMY" IS IN THEATERS, ON
DEMAND AND ON DIGITAL, STARTING
DECEMBER 11th.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
ON, BUD.
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU
>> HEY, MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH
I LOVE BEING HERE.
IT'S SO GREAT.
>> Jimmy: STAY SAFE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM THE SMASHING
PUMPKINS
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE
TRACK TO THEIR NEW ALBUM "CYR,"
HERE ARE THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
SHADOWS HOLD THE MIS
FRACTURED AS THIS WISH
SHATTERED I RESIGN ♪
♪ WE'RE ON THE VERG
WE'RE ON THE VERGE
OF SACRED DAWNIN
AND SLOE-SLOE EYES ♪
♪ SAY I DONE TOLD YOU
SAY HOW I TRIED TO
WHERE YOU'VE WROUGHT
FROM CREATION'S CROWN ♪
♪ SAY DIRE WARNIN
STARE DOWN YOUR MASTERS ♪
♪ WITH THE PROMISE OF
ONE AND WHAT YOU ARE
WE'RE ON THE VERGE ♪
♪
♪ TANGENTS VEX THE WHOR
THE VOID ARRIVES
THEN LEAVE
RETURNING RETURNING A KISS ♪
♪ FOR LOVERS BUILT THE DREA
SAY I DONE TOLD YO
SAY HOW I TRIED TO
WHERE YOU'VE WROUGHT ♪
♪ FROM CREATION'S CROWN
SAY DIRE WARNING
STARE DOWN YOUR MASTER
WITH THE PROMISE OF ♪
♪ ONE AND WHAT YOU AR
WE'RE ON THE VERGE
DID THE TIMES WIND
DID THE CROWD KIND ♪
♪ APING YOUTH WIS
EVER LOST IDES
'MIDST THE CHAFF AS MEEK
AND IS WEAK AS SAND ♪
♪ TURNING GLASS UPSIDE DOWN
FOR THE HOURS SHOULD
THEY PAS
SAY I DONE TOLD YOU ♪
♪ SAY HOW I TRIED TOO
WHERE YOU'VE WROUGHT
FROM CREATION'S CROW
WE'RE ON THE VERGE ♪
♪ SAY DIRE WARNIN
STARE DOWN YOUR MASTER
WITH THE PROMISE O
ONE AND WHAT YOU ARE ♪
♪ WE'RE ON THE VERG
WE'RE ON THE VERGE
WE'RE ON THE VERGE ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO THE
SMASHING PUMPKINS!
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK.
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WEAR A MASK.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY