>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS, JON HAMM, MEGHAN
TRAINOR, MUSICAL GUEST
MEGHAN TRAINOR FEATURING EARTH,
WIND & FIRE, AND THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST,
JIMMY FALLON
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YEAH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
AND WELCOME.
WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT
SHOW
THIS IS IT
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL GUYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS
BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING TO
OVERTURN THE ELECTION AND HE
FINALLY GOT ONE OF HIS CASES TO
THE SUPREME COURT.
LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
>> THE SUPREME COURT HAS SHUT
DOWN ONE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
LATEST AND LAST ATTEMPTS TO
OVERTURN THE ELECTION.
IN ONE SHORT SENTENCE, THE
COURT DENIED A REPUBLICAN
CHALLENGE TO THE VOTE IN
PENNSYLVANIA
>> Jimmy: THAT IS AMAZING.
THEY REJECTED TRUMP'S WHOLE
ARGUMENT IN ONE SENTENCE
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SUPREME
COURT'S VERSION OF RESPONDING
TO A LONG TEXT WITH K.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE SENTENCE
THAT PAGE HAD LESS INK THAN
RUDY GIULIANI'S FACE
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S BASICALLY A TWEET THAT
WENT TO LAW SCHOOL
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A JUDGE
TAKING OFF HIS LEATHER GLOVE
AND SLAPPING YOU WITH IT
YOU FOOL
ALL OF THE JUSTICES WERE LIKE,
"WE PUT ON OUR ROBES FOR THIS?
THE COURT REALLY TRIED TO DO
TRUMP A FAVOR THOUGH
THEY FIGURED IF IT WAS ONE
SENTENCE, HE WOULD ACTUALLY
READ IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOR TRUMP, IT FELT LIKE
APPLYING TO COLLEGE AND GETTING
BACK A THIN ENVELOPE
IT IS LIKE WELL, THIS CAN'T BE
GOOD
[ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP ISN'T GIVING UP THOUGH
HE IS LIKE NOW IT IS TIME TO
APPEAL TO AN EVEN HIGHER COURT,
THE JEDI COUNCIL
DEAR @MANDALORIAN.
THE OTHER BIG NEWS IS THAT
AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR
COVID, TODAY, RUDY GIULIANI WAS
DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL
YEAH
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RUDY
DISCHARGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS RIGHT, AMERICA'S
MR. BEAN IS BACK IN ACTION
JEWELL DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME
EMBARRASSING HIMSELF
HE WAVED GOOD-BYE TO THE
DOCTORS WEARING A GOWN THAT WAS
OPEN IN THE FRONT.
HE WAS LIKE, "I WAS JUST
TUCKING IT IN.
BUT THE HOSPITAL STAFF DOESN'T
HAVE FAITH IN RUDY
ON HIS WAY OUT, HE GRABBED A
A DUNKIN' DONUTS NAPKIN OFF OF
THE GROUND AND BLEW HIS NOSE IN
IT
IT'S LIKE, "HEY GUY.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE NURSES ARE
THRILLED RUDY IS GONE.
NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO KEEP
CHANGING HIS HEAD PAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS A GREAT JOKE, YEAH
YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS SO
MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW,
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LAWSUITS
CONTINUE TO BE THROWN OUT.
PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET THE
COVID VACCINE.
JOE EXOTIC ASKED KIM KARDASHIAN
TO HELP HIM GET A PRESIDENTIAL
PARDON AND WORKERS AT
A NEW YORK CITY CHIPOTLE ARE
FIGHTING OFF A HORDE OF RATS
THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO
LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT
ALL AT ONCE.
IT IS TIME FOR A NEWS SMASH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
♪
FIRST UP, TRUMP'S LAWSUITS ARE
NOT GOING WELL
THE SUPREME COURT JUST
DISMISSED THE GOP'S ATTEMPT TO
OVERTURN THE ELECTION IN
PENNSYLVANIA
SO I'M SORRY MR. PRESIDENT, YOU
TRIED YOUR BEST BUT IT JUST
WASN'T EFFECTIVE
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS EFFECTIVE,
THE COVID VACCINE.
IT IS MAKING THE ROUNDS IN
ENGLAND.
AND THINGS ARE LOOKING
PROMISING.
I GOT TO SAY IT IS NICE TO GET
SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE,
INSTEAD OF NEWS THAT COMPLETELY
MELTS YOUR BRAIN AND MAKES YOU
FEEL INSANE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, JOE EXOTIC
ASKED KIM KARDASHIAN TO HELP
HIM GET A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JOE IS IN PRISON FOR TRYING TO
MURDER CAROLE BASKIN
BUT HE WANTS TO GET BACK INTO
HIS LIFE OF WRANGLING TIGERS
I MEAN, IF WE WANTS TO WRANGLE
LARGE, FURRY BEASTS, HE COULD
ALWAYS APPLY FOR A JOB AT
CHIPOTLE
[ LAUGHTER ]
A LOCATION IN NEW YORK CITY IS
STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH A HORDE
OF GIANT RATS.
IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD THAT FOUR
EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN BITTEN
THAT IS NOT GOOD
THEY SHOULD PROBABLY ALL GET
VACCINATED
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE U.S. WILL START GIVING OUT
COVID VACCINES SOON.
AND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FIRST
IN LINE TO RECEIVE THEM ARE, OF
COURSE, ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH
UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES
PEOPLE LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL THREE OF TRUMP'S SUPREME
COURT NOMINEES VOTED AGAINST
HIS CAUSE THIS WEEK.
LOSING ALL THOSE CASES HAS GOT
TO STING, KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU
GET BITTEN BY A RAT AT WORK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY ARE CHEWING THROUGH WIRES
AND NIBBLING ON AVOCADOS
IT'S BASICALLY A CHUCK E.
CHIPOTLE IN THERE.
AND THE WORKERS DON'T STAND
A CHANCE
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOES NOT
STAND A CHANCE, JOE EXOTIC
[ LAUGHTER ]
KIM KARDASHIAN ISN'T GOING TO
SAVE YOU, MAN.
BUT HEY, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT
[ LAUGHTER ]
IN CONCLUSION, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT
I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO
WORK OUT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT
I WOULD NOT WORK THERE
THIS HAS BEEN A NEWS SMASH
[ APPLAUSE ]
WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS
IN RUSSIA.
THEY ARE TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO
DRINK ALCOHOL FOR ALMOST TWO
MONTHS AFTER TAKING THE RUSSIAN
VACCINE.
RUSSIANS HEARD IT AND WERE LIKE
WE WILL TAKE OUR CHANCES WITH
THE VIRUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW IT IS SERIOUS BECAUSE
RUSSIA DOES NOT EVEN GIVE THAT
WARNING TO PREGNANT WOMEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT-ELECT
BIDEN IS BUSY WITH THE
TRANSITION AND TODAY, I READ HE
IS THINKING ABOUT MAKING PETE
BUTTIGIEG THE AMBASSADOR TO
CHINA.
BUTTIGIEG HEARD AND WAS LIKE,
"YES, PLEASE SEND ME TO WUHAN
WHERE IT IS SAFER.
AND APPARENTLY, BIDEN TOLD
BUTTIGIEG TO TAKE IT FROM ME,
IF YOU WORK HARD, YOU CAN BE
PRESIDENT IN 50 YEARS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, THE AMBASSADOR
JOB IS WAY BETTER THAN THE ONE
TRUMP OFFERED HIM.
WHITE HOUSE ELF ON THE SHELF
HERE'S SOME TECH NEWS, GOOGLE
JUST RELEASED THEIR BREAKDOWN
OF 2020'S MOST SEARCHED TOPICS
NO SURPRISE, NUMBER ONE WAS
CORONAVIRUS.
AND NUMBER TWO WAS ELECTION
RESULTS.
BUT THEY ALSO RELEASED A LIST
OF THEIR LEAST SEARCHED TERMS.
THE STUFF THAT NOBODY GOOGLED
ALL YEAR
CHECK THIS OUT
NUMBER FIVE WAS SOURDOUGH
STOPPER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
INTERESTING.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING
THE FOURTH LEAST SEARCHED TERM
WAS FACEMASKS WITH
MITCH McCONNELL'S CHIN ON THEM
[ LAUGHTER ]
NUMBER THREE WAS JUST MANK
NUDES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NUMBER TWO WAS HOW MUCH TO HIRE
THE LAW OFFICES OF
RUDY GIULIANI.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THE NUMBER ONE LEAST
SEARCHED THING IN 2020 WAS WOP
SHEET MUSIC FOR CHURCH CHOIR
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S REALLY MORE OF AN ORGAN
SONG
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT WAZE
HAS A NEW FEATURE FOR THE
HOLIDAYS WHERE YOU CAN HAVE
SANTA'S VOICE GIVE YOU
DIRECTIONS -
WHICH SOUNDS FUN UNTIL YOUR
KIDS HEAR THEIR DAD SNAP AT
SANTA.
ALL RIGHT.
I HEARD YOU.
IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A MALL
SANTA, SO EVERY NOW AND THEN,
YOU'LL HEAR -- 50 FEET
EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY WIFE LEFT
ME
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "WILD
MOUNTAIN THYME."
JON HAMM IS HERE
PLUS HER NEW ALBUM, "A VERY
TRAINOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW.
MEGHAN TRAINOR IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ARE GOING TO TALK TO
MEGHAN TRAINOR
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH
A NEW GAME CALLED GOOGLE
TRANSLATE SONGS, THEN LATER IN
THE SHOW, SHE'S GOING TO
PERFORM A HOLIDAY SONG WITH
EARTH, WIND & FIRE
STAY TUNED FOR THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY EIGHT
SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON
CHRISTMAS BREAK.
WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT
BELOVED "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION.
IT IS TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY
SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS,
WE WILL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBER A GLORIOUS
CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE
COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET
NOW SINCE THERE ARE EIGHT SHOWS
LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
EIGHT.
ALL THE WAY UP TOP
OH, YEAH
LOOK AT THAT
I LOVE IT.
WOW.
THAT IS GORGEOUS
THAT IS NICE
WOW.
THAT IS JUST BEAUTIFUL
THERE IS A TURTLENECK INSIDE
THE SWEATER.
IS THAT A COUPLE OF PARTRIDGES
OOH, ON THE BACK, A DANCING
LADY, ST. PAULY GIRL, YEAH
NOT AN AD.
HOW MANY BIRDS DO YOU GOT ON
THERE?
ONE, TWO, THREE -- YOU GOT
THREE PARTRIDGES
IT IS NOT A PEAR TREE.
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA
GUYS, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING
HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER.
EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL
PLEASE
[ DRUM ROLL
237.
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING IN
OUR AUDIENCE TONIGHT
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM
>> CARMINE
ORIGINALLY FROM BROOKLYN BUT
LIVE IN STATEN ISLAND NOW, MAKE
BAD DECISIONS.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT.
NOW YOU ARE WEARING A NICE,
WARM FLEECE THERE.
BUT I THINK THAT THIS WOULD
WORK OUT PERFECT
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK SO.
I THINK SO
I WILL GO WITH TREE FRONT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE
AGAIN, THESE SWEATERS HAVE NO
FRONT OR BACKS
EVERYONE IS GUESSING AT WHAT
THE FRONT AND BACK IS.
OH, LOOK AT THIS ALREADY
I FEEL THIS -- OH, LOOK AT
THIS
YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
TURN AROUND AND SEE IT IN
FRONT.
OH, PERFECT.
MY GOD
FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND
OF APPLAUSE.
THANK YOU TO THE LUCKY
AUDIENCE
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON
HAMM EVERYONE.
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS --
A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL HIM THE
BEST
THAT'S IT.
HE'S JUST THE BEST
BECAUSE HE IS.
HE'S AN EMMY AND A GOLDEN GLOBE
WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE
NEW MOVIE "WILD MOUNTAIN THYME"
WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON
DEMAND THIS FRIDAY
HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY
JON HAMM
>> YOU KNOW WHAT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M --
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT
>> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE
YOU, BUDDY
AS ALWAYS.
>> THE BEST.
THIS IS THE BEST
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
I HAD TO CALL YOU THE BEST,
BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE
EVERYONE I TALK TO, THEY GO,
"PLEASE, WE LOVE JON HAMM.
YOU ARE THE BEST
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT
>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON
OUR SHOW WE WERE TALKING TO
EACH OTHER FROM OUR HOMES.
IT WAS SEVEN MONTHS -- SEVEN
MONTHS AGO
>> EARLY PANDEMIC.
>> Jimmy: NOW I'M IN THE
STUDIO
BUT YOU WERE BACK IN THE FILM
SET.
>> I KNOW, I WAS BACK ON A FILM
SET IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN DURING
THE ELECTION
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> WHICH WAS VERY STRANGE TO BE
IN A BATTLEGROUND STATE DURING
AN ELECTION, I WILL SAY THAT
BUT ALSO STRANGE MAKING A MOVIE
WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO BE IN
MASKS UNTIL THREE SECONDS
BEFORE THEY STARTED ROLLING THE
CAMERAS.
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH.
>> BUT WE DID IT
WE WERE SAFE
NOBODY GOT INFECTED OR SUPER
SPREAD, ANYTHING
>> Jimmy: IS THIS THE
SODERBERGH MOVIE
>> STEVE SODERBERGH DIRECTED
>> Jimmy: COME ONE
>> CAST INCLUDING SELF, WE HAD
CHEADLE.
WE HAD BENICIO DEL T
>> Jimmy: OH
>> WE HAD KIERAN CULKIN.
FOR THE YONGER VIEWERS OUT
THERE, WE HAD NOAH JUPE.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD GO TO THIS
PARTY IN TWO SECONDS
>> IT HAD BEEN NOT ON LOCKDOWN
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
WERE YOU GUYS IN A BUBBLE
SOMEWHERE?
>> YEAH, WE ALL STAYED IN THE
SAME HOTEL IN DOWNTOWN DETROIT
WHICH BY THE WAY, DETROIT, IF
YOU GET A CHANCE, GO VISIT
>> Jimmy: YUP.
I DID --
>> IT'S A VERY COOL CITY
NEVER BEEN
MY FIRST TIME.
AND YEAH, IT WAS SUPER AWESOME
>> Jimmy: OH, AND THEY HAVE
GREAT HOT DOGS THERE, BY THE
WAY.
>> YEAH.
THE CONEY DOGS, MAN.
I DEFINITELY -- I VISITED
LAFAYETTE CONEY DOGS, FREE
PLUG
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I LOVE -
>> AND YOU KNOW THEY ARE RIGHT
NEXT TO EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THE WALLS
ARE TOUCHING
AMERICAN MIGHT BE THE OTHER.
>> AMERICAN AND LAFAYETTE, THEY
SHARE A WALL
>> Jimmy: COMPETING CONEY DOGS
>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE
HOTDOGS HERE, THE EXACT SAME
THING IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR
>> Jimmy: THREE SECONDS AWAY
IT IS NOT EVEN LARRY DAVID
IT IS BEYOND
SPITE STORE.
>> IF IT IS, IT HAS BEEN GOING
ON FOR 70 YEARS.
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH, HOW IS
CHEEDLE DOING?
>> GREAT
I WENT TO LAFAYETTE WITH
CHEEDLE.
IT WAS A PRETTY OUT OF BODY
EXPERIENCE FOR THE GREEK MAN
WHO DID NOT CARE BY THE WAY.
HE IS LIKE HOW MANY HOTDOGS DO
YOU WANT
TWO EACH
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT.
THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE
DAY.
DIDN'T CARE.
WE ARE GOOD.
SPEAKING OF DOGS, YOU GOT
A DOG?
>> I DO.
WHERE IS HE.
I THINK HE IS HIDING
YEAH
WE GOT A PUPPY
I AM USING IT VERY, VERY
LOOSELY BECAUSE HE IS 65 POUNDS
AND HE IS 8 MONTHS OLD
HE IS GOING TO BE A BIG CHUNK.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF A DOG
POODLE
>> YEAH.
IT IS HALF ROTTWEILER.
MURPHY
MURPHY, COME
ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU READY.
THIS IS MURPHY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PUPPY.
THAT'S A PUPPY
OH, MY GOSH.
HE IS A BEAST, DUDE.
HE IS GOING TO BE BIG.
>> I AM NOT KIDDING.
HE IS A LARGE, LARGE DOG
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HIS TV DEBUT
>> YEAH.
IT IS HIS TV DEBUT
HE IMMEDIATELY BY THE WAY LEFT
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> HE IS IMPACTLY LIKE THE
GREEK WAITER AT LAFAYETTE CONEY
DOGS
GOT WHAT HE NEEDED, GOT HIS TOY
AND BAILED
>> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU KNOW I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU QUICKLY BUT WE DON'T HAVE
TO LAY ON THE HORN TOO MUCH.
OUR BUDDY, ANDY SAMBERG WAS ON
THE SHOW
WE ARE LIKE WHAT SHOWS ARE YOU
WATCHING DURING QUARANTINE
HE SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I AM
WATCHING "MADMEN."
I AM LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN
IT
I HAVE SEEN BUT NEVER WATCHED
IT
HE IS LIKE I FEEL SO BAD
WE NEVER DISCUSSED IT.
HE PROBABLY ASSUMED I SAW IT
IT IS AMAZING.
OF COURSE IT IS AMAZING.
BUT HE WON EMMYS
WE CELEBRATED WITH HIM
>> YEAH.
THE FUNNY THING, YOU KNOW, THE
FIRST TIME I HOSTED SNL, THEY
ALL DRESSED UP IN MADMEN GEAR.
I AM LIKE SAMBERG KIND OF
HALF-ASSED IT.
WHO ARE YOU.
YOU JUST PUT ON A TIE.
TAPED A CIGARETTE WITH A PENCIL
SKIRT.
HADER WAS IN DRAG.
I REALIZED WHEN HE TEXTED ME IN
APRIL OR MAY
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BEEN
WATCHING THE SHOW.
I NEVER SAW IT
DON'T BE EMBARRASSED
GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING IT NOW
BETTER GETTING A TEST, I
FINALLY SAW YOUR SHOW AND I
DON'T GET IT
>> HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR MOVIE
YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD ROM-COM
AND A GOOD LOVE STORY.
I AM IRISH
I LOVE A GOOD SHOT TO IRELAND
ANY TIME I CAN SEE IT.
"WILD MOUNTAIN THYME," THYME
>> IF YOU LOVE THOSE THINGS,
THIS MOVIE IS FOR ME
>> Jimmy: IT WAS FOR ME.
I LOVED JAMIE.
I LOVED IF EMILY
I GET JON HAMM IN THERE AS
WELL
>> YEAH.
CHRIS WALKEN FOR YOU
>> Jimmy: COME ON.
HOW IS IT TO HANG OUT IN
IRELAND WITH CHRISTOPHER
WALKEN
>> I WILL TELL YOU THE GREATEST
STORY, SECONDHAND FROM THE
DIRECTOR AND WRITER OF THE
FILM
HE WOULD SAY CHRIS WAS SO
ENAMORED WITH IRELAND.
MY FIRST TIME IN IRELAND
HIS FIRST TIME
HE WOULD SIT IN HIS ROOM AND
STARE OUT THE ROOM AT THE COWS
AND MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT WHAT
THE COWS WERE THINKING
VERY, VERY DETAILED STORIES.
THEY WERE NOT PLEASANT
THOUGHTS
HE WAS CONVINCED THE COWS WERE
SINISTER AND WERE PROBABLY UP
TO NO GOOD
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR
BRAIN OFF, MAN
>> NO.
THAT IS PEAK WALKEN RIGHT
THERE.
THERE IS ONLY ONE CHRIS WALKEN
ANY TIME YOU GET TO SPEND WITH
HIM IS TIME THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY
TREASURE
I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF SCENES
BUT I SPENT A COUPLE OF DINNERS
WITH HIM
I WOULD FIND MYSELF SMILING AND
NODDING AND JUST HAVING THE
GREATEST TIME.
>> Jimmy: JUST THE AIR IN
IRELAND.
EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW, WE SHOT EVERY INCH OF
IT
IT IS SO LUSH AND BEAUTIFUL.
WE WERE THERE IN SEPTEMBER,
OCTOBER.
IT WAS KIND OF RAINY
AND THEN IT WOULD JUST BE
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
LIKE COME ON, IRELAND.
WE GET IT.
A HAT ON A HAT ON A HAT ON A
A LEPRECHAUN ON A HAT WITH A
A LUCKY CHARM AND TWO MORE
HATS
IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: DO WE WANT TO SET IT
UP OR DID I SET IT UP ALREADY
SAYING IT IS A LOVE STORY?
>> IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,
HONEST, SINCERE LOVE STORY
WITHOUT A TRACE OF CYNICISM OR
SNARK AND THE PERFECT ANTIDOTE
TO 2020.
>> EMILY BLUNT
>> MARRIAGE IS A PRACTICAL
PARTNERSHIP.
WHO WILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
THAT KIND OF A THING
>> WHAT MARRIAGE
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED
I MEAN IN GENERAL, DO YOU WANT
TO BE MARRIED?
>> I SUPPOSE
>> ME TOO.
HOWEVER I DON'T THINK HE IS THE
MARRYING KIND.
>> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
>> BECAUSE YOU RIGHT THERE
YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT DOOR AND
NOTHING HAPPENED
>> I AM NOT NEXT DOOR NOW.
>> NO YOU ARE NOT.
AND I FIND THAT VERY PROMISING
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH JON HAMM
AFTER THE BREAK.
COME ON BACK EVERYBODY
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
I AM TALKING WITH JON HAMM
JON, OVER THE SUMMER YOU GOT TO
SEE QUESTLOVE AT
CAMP CHAPPELLE
WE HAD A FEW PEOPLE THAT WERE
THERE COME ON AND TALK ABOUT
THEIR EXPERIENCE, AND I WANTED
TO ASK YOU -- TIFFANY HADDISH
CAME ON OUR SHOW AND TOLD US
THAT SHE HAD LIKE A MUSHROOM
TEA OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS
TALKING WITH YOU AND CHATTING
WITH YOU
AND SHE LOVES YOU, SHE SAID.
AND THEN YOU TURNED INTO
PHYLICIA RASHAD IN HER MIND.
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT
THIS
>> NO, I HAD NO CLUE
THAT IS -- THAT IS SO WEIRDLY
SPECIFIC AND YET SO WRONG IN
EVERY WAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE
HIGHLIGHT FOR YOU TO
DAVE CHAPPELLE
>> OH, MAN, LIKE IT WAS SO FUN
AND FUNNY.
MICHELLE WOLFE WAS THERE WHO'S
HILARIOUS.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE MICHELLE WOLF
>> AND MO AMER WHO IS AWESOME
AND DONNELL RAWLINGS
>> Jimmy: OH
>> BUT, THEN ON THE FOURTH OF
JULY -- FIRST OF ALL, DAVE SET
OFF FIREWORKS BECAUSE THE
TOWNSHIP COULD NOT AFFORD THEM
SO HE PAID FOR THEM.
SO HE PAID FOR FIREWORKS FOR
THE WHOLE TOWNSHIP
AND THEN WE GOT TO SEE THAT.
AND THEN, YEAH, QUEST WAS THERE
PLAYING DRUMS AND SPINNING
BEATS.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THEN IT WAS TALIB KWELI
AND ERYKAH BADU AND COMMON, AND
TIFF, AND EVERYBODY.
IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS LIKE --
CHE WAS THERE.
IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE
SUMMER CAMP.
I MEAN, THAT WAS THE ONLY THING
THAT I COULD SAY
ABD IT WAS SO, LIKE A BREATH OF
FRESH AIR AND NEEDED AFTER LIKE
ALREADY LIKE FOUR MONTHS OF
JUST BUMMER.
>> Jimmy: WITH REALLY FUNNY
PEOPLE
>> MY GOSH
IT WAS -- ONLY THAT GUY COULD
GET THAT TO HAPPEN
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND CHAPPELLE IS ONE OF THE
BEST
>> Jimmy: I GOT TO SAY, I LOVE
TALKING TO YOU MAN, 'CAUSE IT'S
JUST -- IT'S NICE.
IT'S NICE AND IT IS EASY
>> AWW
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
IT'S -- I LIKE BEING OPEN AND
HONEST WITH YOU.
>> YOU KNOW JIMMY, I FEEL THE
SAME WAY
>> Jimmy: I DO
>> I FEEL I CAN BE HONEST AND
OPEN WITH YOU.
IT'S LIKE, IT'S REALLY NICE.
LIKE, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER
FOR A LONG TIME NOW.
AND IT'S LIKE, IT FEELS LIKE
HONESTY IS LIKE THE BEST
POLICY, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: COULD I BE HONEST
WITH YOU ABOUT A FEW MORE
THINGS
>> JIMMY, I WOULD LOVE THAT.
DO YOU MIND IF I GET HONEST
WITH YOU ABOUT A FEW MORE
THINGS
>> Jimmy: WONDERFUL.
THEN IT IS TIME FOR --
♪ HONESTLY ♪
HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE BATTERY
IS 9 VOLT.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> HONESTLY JIMMY, THE ONLY WAY
I'LL GET MY EARS PIERCED IS IF
PIERCE BROSNAN DOES IT FIRST
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I HAVE NOT
WATCHED NETFLIX IN OVER A YEAR
I FORGOT MY PASSWORD
SO I JUST READ RECAPS OF
"OZARK" ONLINE SO I CAN PRETEND
I HAVE SEEN IT
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> HONESTLY, JIMMY, I STOLE
YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT AND
CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Jimmy: I FIGURED.
HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE SONG IS
"PRAPPY BOY" BY MR. GENKY.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> HONESTLY, I THINK LEMONADE
IS DELICIOUS, BUT LIMEADE?
LIMEADE CAN GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Jimmy: HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I
CALL THE SMELL OF BURNING BREAD
"THE GHOST OF TOAST.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> YOU KNOW HONESTLY, IF A
A SHIRT FITS A LITTLE LOOSE --
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> -- I'LL JUST GAIN A LITTLE
WEIGHT
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I LOVE "MAC
OR CHEESE.
BUT I HATE "MAC AND CHEESE."
>> HMM
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> THANK YOU
THANKS FOR THAT.
HONESTLY, IF I SEE A SPIDER IN
MY SHOWER, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
A SHOW HE WILL NEVER FORGET.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I NEVER
LEARNED HOW TO LICK ENVELOPES
PROPERLY
I JUST GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF
TINY KISSES.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> THAT'S SWEET.
HONESTLY, MY FAVORITE SONG IS
"CHUBBY BUBKINS" BY MR. GENKY.
>> HONESTLY.
♪
>> Both: HONESTLY, I LOVE YOU.
JINX
>> Jimmy: FELT SO GREAT TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU, JON
>> JIMMY, IT FEELS SO GREAT TO
BE HONEST WITH YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR
HONESTY.
>> Jimmy: THANKS TO JON HAMM,
HIS NEW MOVIE "WILD MOUNTAIN
THYME" IS IN THEATERS AND ON
DEMAND THIS FRIDAY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST.
THIS IS HER BRAND NEW HOLIDAY
ALBUM, "A VERY TRAINOR
CHRISTMAS.
IT IS OUT NOW.
IT IS FANTASIC
HERE IS MEGHAN TRAINOR
OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT YOU.
LOOK, THE BOW.
I MEAN STOP IT
>> I AM SO PREGNANT.
>> Jimmy: I AM SO HAPPY, AND
IT'S WRAPPED IN A BOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
LOOK
LOOK AT THIS
YEAH
OH, MY GOSH.
HOW EXCITED -- CONGRATULATIONS
I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
HOW HAS IT BEEN BEING PREGNANT
DURING QUARANTINE AND
EVERYTHING
>> IT WAS GREAT, LIKE, NOT
TRAVELING.
AND IF I FELT SICK, I'M LIKE,
"WELL, AT LEAST I AM HOME," YOU
KNOW
AND DOING INTERVIEWS LIKE THIS
I WAS SO LUCKY FOR THAT.
AND THEN THE ONLY BUMP IN THE
ROAD I HAD WAS I GOT
GESTATIONAL DIABETES
BUT SO MANY WOMEN HAVE IT, AND
IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THE
UNKNOWING.
LIKE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT
WAS.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT
IS
IT'S LIKE A GENETICS THING
SO MY MOM HAD IT, AND SHE
DIDN'T EVEN, LIKE, GIVE ME A
A FULL WARNING
BUT, IT'S BASICALLY I JUST
WATCH WHAT I EAT NOW, I WRITE
EVERYTHING DOWN, I CHECK MY
BLOOD, AND WE'RE GOOD NOW.
I'VE BEEN CRUSHING IT.
IT'S LIKE A GAME FOR ME, AND I
AM WINNING
SO IT'S NICE TO KNOW WE ARE
BOTH HEALTHY
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT NEWS
DECEMBER IS A GIANT MONTH FOR
YOU, BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
COMING UP.
>> YES IT IS
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS ALSO THE
SAME DAY OF THE WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY, I BELIEVE
>> YEP, I DID THAT
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND THEN CHRISTMAS
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE
ALL OF THESE THINGS WITHOUT
OVERDOING IT
YOU'VE GOT TO, LIKE, PACE
YOURSELF
>> I KNOW EVERYONE IS WORRIED
THIS YEAR.
I JUST TOLD THEM, LIKE, GET ME
BABY STUFF
THAT'S ALL I NEED, YOU KNOW?
I'M JUST, LIKE, STARTING TO
NEST
HE IS COMING AROUND EARLY
FEBRUARY
SO IT WILL BE PERFECT.
I'LL GET ALL OF MY STUFF READY
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THIS JUST GOING TO BE THE BEST
CHRISTMAS EVER
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
ALBUM, "A VERY TRAINOR
CHRISTMAS.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST EVER
CHRISTMAS ALBUM.
AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I
LOVE IT.
IT IS A FANTASTIC RECORD, TOP
TO BOTTOM.
IT REALLY IS A FAMILY AFFAIR
THE WHOLE FAMILY IS INVOLVED IN
THIS ALBUM
>> YEAH.
MY OLDER BROTHER ACTUALLY TOOK
THAT PICTURE IN MY LIVING ROOM
AND THEY WROTE ALL THE SONGS,
MY LITTLE BROTHER PRODUCED THE
ORIGINALS.
MOST OF THEM WITH ME
AND MY DAD IS PLAYING THE PIANO
ON "HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY
LITTLE CHRISTMAS
>> Jimmy: YEP.
>> I GOT MY TWO COUSINS TO COME
OVER
AND I TOLD THEM I'M PREGNANT
ALSO I SING BACKGROUND ON
RUDOLPH.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS A BIG FAMILY
PROJECT.
>> Jimmy: HOW AWESOME IS THAT.
IT IS 18 SONGS
IT IS JAM-PACKED
I MEAN, YOU GET YOUR MONEY'S
WORTH FOR THIS ONE
IT'S CLASSICS.
BUT THERE'S ALSO SOME COVERS ON
HERE OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW --
I MEAN THERE'S BRAND-NEW ONES.
BUT THERE'S ALSO COVERS.
"IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT
LIKE CHRISTMAS."
"WINTER WONDERLAND."
"WHITE CHRISTMAS" WITH
SETH MACFARLANE, BY THE WAY,
IS -- RIGHT NOW, IT IS THE
NUMBER ONE ON BILLBOARD'S ADULT
CONTEMPORARY CHART
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE TOO
HE'S SO TALENTED
>> HE IS SO GOOD
>> Jimmy: AND FUNNY.
BUT MY FAVORITE JAM, CAN YOU
GUESS OR NO?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE -- IS IT A COVER OR AN
ORIGINAL
>> Jimmy: IT'S A COVER
>> OKAY.
IS IT "LAST CHRISTMAS?
>> Jimmy: IT'S LAST CHRISTMAS.
>> I GOT IT!
>> Jimmy: NO ONE CAN COVER THAT
SONG
AND I GO LIKE, "EH
NICE TRY."
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
NOT ONLY YOU'RE SINGING ON IT,
BUT THE PRODUCTION AND THE WAY
THAT IT STARTS WITH LIKE A -
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I GO, "DUDE, SHE HIT A HOME RUN
WITH THIS ONE.
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH
PRESSURE THAT WOULD BE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I
REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE COVER
THIS SONG, BUT YOU DID A GREAT
JOB.
I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH ONE TO
COVER.
THE OTHER TOUGH ONE IS THE
WAITRESSES CHRISTMAS RAP
YOU CAN'T REALLY DO IT LIKE THE
WAITRESSES
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE WAS --
THE WHOLE RECORD IS GREAT.
BUT I LOVE THE PRODUCTION ON
THAT
YOUR VOICE IS GREAT.
IT'S JUST PERFECT.
THE KEYBOARD
THE SOUND IS JUST GREAT ON THAT
ONE.
I LOVE THAT.
I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS
TOO.
>> YEAH.
I LOVE WHAT YOU DO WITH DOLLY.
DOLLY PARTON
THAT'S GREAT
>> Jimmy: WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT
ANOTHER TIME
I WAS SWEATING BOMBS
I GO, "I CAN'T SING THIS SONG.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE."
BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN
IT'S DOLLY
IT WAS THE BEST.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN, YOU GO,
"GREAT
HERE'S A NEW SONG CALLED
"HOLIDAYS.
AND HERE IS EARTH, WIND AND
FIRE
AND I GO, "IT'S JUST
BRILLIANT.
HOW DID THE COLLABORATION COME
ABOUT?
>> OH, I HEARD -
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO NICE TO
ME, BUT I HEARD THEY WOULD BE
WILLING TO DO A DUET WITH ME ON
THIS ALBUM
AND I WAS LIKE, "IT HAS TO BE
AN ORIGINAL, AND I HAVE TO SHOW
ME THAT MY HEROES, LIKE, YOU
RAISED ME.
YOU TAUGHT ME WHAT MUSIC IS.
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PROUD.
AND I GOT WITH MY TWO FAVORITE
MUSICIANS.
MIKE SABBATH, EDDIE BENJAMIN
THEY ARE CHILDREN.
THEY'RE LIKE 20 YEARS OLD.
AND WE ALL, LIKE, GOT TOGETHER
AND TESTED -- WE'RE ALL SAFE --
GOT TOGETHER, AND WE WROTE THIS
SONG IN AN EVENING
AND WE'RE LIKE, "WE WANT IT TO
BE A PARTY."
WE STUDIED THEIR MUSIC
WE PLAYED IT ALL DAY, AND WE'RE
LIKE, "WHAT WOULD THEIR
MUSIC --
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY EARTH,
WIND, AND FIRE
BUT PERFECTLY YOU TOO.
>> WE'RE LIKE, "WE HAVE TO HAVE
LIKE A HORN SECTION.
A BREAKDOWN.
LIKE IT WAS MATH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I LOVE THE
SONG
AND YOU'RE PERFORMING FOR US
TONIGHT, WHICH I'M VERY EXCITED
AND THANKFUL FOR
WE ARE VERY IN THE THEME THIS
YEAR
I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THAT.
BUT FIRST, YOU'RE ALWAYS UP FOR
DOING SOMETHING FUN ON OUR
SHOW, WHICH WE LOVE ABOUT YOU.
WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO PLAY A MUSICAL
GAME CALLED "GOOGLE TRANSLATE
SONGS.
MORE WITH MEGHAN TRAINOR WHEN
WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
♪
>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH
MEGHAN TRAINOR
NOW MEGHAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU
ARE AN AMAZING SINGER.
SO, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
IF WE PERFORMED A FEW SONGS.
BUT THERE'S A CATCH TO MIX
THINGS UP.
WE FED THE SONGS INTO GOOGLE
TRANSLATE.
AND WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM THE
JUMBLED LYRICS
TIME FOR "GOOGLE TRANSLATE
SONGS.
>> ALL RIGHT
♪ GOOGLE TRANSLATE SONGS ♪
>> Jimmy: SO IF YOU EVER USED
GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU KNOW THAT
IT IS NOT ALWAYS PERFECT
FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TRANSLATED TO
SLOVAK AND BACK, THE "THE
TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING
JIMMY FALLON, BECOMES "TODAY'S
PERFORMANCE WITH JIMMY FALLON
IN THE SHOW IN THE LEAD ROLE."
WE DID THE SAME THING WITH SONG
LYRICS
SOME PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS
ONLINE IT'S SUPER FUN.
I'M GOING TO START US OFF.
I'M GOING TO BE PERFORMING, I'M
GOING TO READ THE LYRICS HERE,
A GOOGLE TRANSLATED VERSION OF
"MR. BRIGHT SIDE" BY THE
KILLERS, WHICH IS NOW CALLED
"GLOWING WALL IS ME.
CAN I GET SOME MUSIC
♪ AND MY TRANCE IS DECLINED
LADY NAMING TAXI
AS LONG AS HIS GAS ♪
♪ LADY ALLOCATES RU
INSTANT ENTERING CRI
GUT IS BROKEN FOR ME ♪
♪ I'M ENTIRELY SKUL
BREAST IS INSTANTLY MELTIN
I'M RETIRE
EYES NOT ALLOWED ♪
♪ I EXIST NOT
AUTHORITY STRETCHE
RESENTMENT, GOOD MEN ♪
♪ SPINNING UNDER WATE
FLOATING ILL IN TIRED BEDS
YOUR EXCUSES IN YOUR THROAT ♪
♪ NEVERTHELESS MONEY SPEN
MY FUTURE IS ON THE PHONE ♪
♪ I REVEAL SOME GREEDY DOTS
SIR GLOWING WALL IS ME ♪
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Jimmy: KILLERS MIGHT CALL,
AND WANT TO DO THAT VERSION.
>> I REALLY LIKED IT
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE NOT GOING
TO, BUT MY MIGHT
MEGHAN, IT IS YOUR TURN.
YOU WILL BE SINGING THE GOOGLE
TRANSLATED VERSION OF YOUR HIT
SONG "ALL ABOUT THAT BASS.
WHICH IS NOW CALLED I" AM FULL
OF FISH.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THEY THOUGHT IT WAS
BASS
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
HERE WE GO
LET'S HEAR IT.
♪ OKAY VERY SHARP
RANGE IS NOT TWO FOR M
ALTHOUGH I FLAP UP
FLAP UP AS MY REQUIREMENT ♪
♪ SO MANY CHILDRE
STEAL MY PROSPERIT
HEALTHY TRASH IN ♪
♪ HEALTHY TOWNS
A WOMAN CONFIRMED SAYING ♪
♪ YOUR LENGTH SHOUL
NOT BE SHY ♪
♪ SHE SAI
DARK TREASURE IS BEING
KEPT FOR TINY CHILDREN ♪
♪ MY PRESENCE IS NOT WITH A
GREASY WOODEN PUPPET
BUT IF YOU SELECT ♪
♪ IT THEN EXI
AND DRIVE YOUR FAC
YOU'RE AWARE THA
I AM FULL OF FISH ♪
♪ FULL OF FIS
WITH SCREAMING ♪
♪ I AM FULL OF FISH
FULL OF FISH
WITH SCREAMING ♪
♪ I AM FULL OF FISH
FULL OF FISH
WITH SCREAMING ♪
♪ I AM FULL OF FISH
FULL OF FISH, FISH, FISH ♪
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
>> I LIKED IT BETTER
>> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I AM
TALKING ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT.
FOR OUR LAST ONE LET'S DO
A DUET OF THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS
SONG "IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A
A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS."
BUT WE WILL BE SINGING THE
TRANSLATED VERSION, "I'LL TAKE
A LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS PIE.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: CAN WE GET SOME
MUSIC?
>> I AM TOTALLY SWEATING
♪ I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT
THE CHRISTMAS PI
COMPETE IN MY STORE ♪
♪ BUT I THINK THA
IT SOUNDS GOOD
THAT YOU WIL
HAVE A GREAT VIE
OF MY PRESERVE ♪
♪ A PAIR OF TWO
DIFFERENT SHOES ♪
♪ AND A CANNON FOR BE
IS THE THING THAT BARNEY
WOULD LIKE
EAGLES THAT SPEAK ♪
♪ AND KEEP TRAC
OF MY THOUGHTS ♪
♪ IS WHAT JANE AN
JANE WOULD LIKE ♪
♪ BUT INFANTS O
MY DAD CAN B
QUITE HARD TO EDUCATE ♪
♪ I'LL TAKE A LOO
AT THE CHRISTMAS PIE
THE NOISE WILL ♪
♪ START SOO
AND THE REASON
THAT HARLOTS PAIN ♪
♪ IS BECAUSE THER
IS THE NOISE
INSIDE MY CHEST ♪
>> Jimmy: MEGHAN TRAINOR
EVERYBODY.
HER NEW HOLIDAY ALBUM, "A VERY
TRAINOR CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW.
YOU ARE THE BEST PAL
THANK YOU.
STICK AROUND
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW.
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "HOLIDAYS"
FROM HER ALBUM "A VERY TRAINOR
CHRISTMAS," HERE IS
MEGHAN TRAINOR FEATURING
EARTH, WIND & FIRE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ IT'S A CELEBRATIO
GET READY FOR TH
HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAYS
YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪
♪ SO BABY DON'T YOU STO
YOU GOT THAT LOO
IN YOUR EYES
EYES, EYES ♪
♪ CALL ME FOR HEL
WE CAN VIB
VIBE, VIBE
LET'S HAVE THE ♪
♪ TIME OF OUR LIVES
YOU CAN FEEL I
EVEN IF YOU ♪
♪ DANCE ALONE
YOU DESERVE A CHEERS
'CAUSE YOU BEEN WORKIN
WAY TOO LONG M
♪ NO MORE WISHIN'
BABY LISTE
IT'S A CELEBRATION
GET READY FOR THE ♪
♪ HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAY
YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATIO
SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP
DANCIN' WITH ME ♪
♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA
HOLIDAY AH OOH OOH
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪
♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP
LEMME HEAR YOU SAY
I'M READY FOR ♪
♪ THE HOLIDAY
CALL THE FAMILY UP
TELL 'EM WE'RE
ON OUR WAY ♪
♪ TRYNA PARTY
'CAUSE WE GOIN' CRAZ
YOU CAN FEEL I
FEEL IT ♪
♪ EVEN IF YOU DANCE ALONE
YOU DESERVE A CHEERS
WHOA O
'CAUSE YOU BEEN WORKIN' ♪
♪ WAY TOO LON
NO MORE WISHIN
BABY LISTE
IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪
♪ CELEBRATION YEA
GET READY FOR TH
HOLI-HOLI-HOLIDAYS
YEAH IT'S A CELEBRATION ♪
♪ OH, WE GON' CELEBRATE
SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP
DO YOU STO
DANCIN' WITH ME ♪
♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪
♪ SO BABY DON'T
YOU STOP ♪
♪
♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDA
HOLIDAY OOH AH OOH OOH
HOLIDAY HOLIDAY ♪
♪ HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
SO BABY DON'T YOU STOP ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪