>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
STARRING JIMMY FALLON.
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
KRISTEN BELL
SIENNA MILLER,
MUSICAL GUESTS KELLY CLARKSON
AND BRETT ELDREDGE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
JOKES.
WELL, GUYS, THIS IS BIG.
LAST NIGHT "TIME" MAGAZINE
ANNOUNCED JOE BIDEN AND
KAMALA HARRIS AS 2020'S PERSON
OF THE YEAR.
YEAH
AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, TRUMP
CALLED RUDY GIULIANI AND WAS
LIKE, FORGET "THE ELECTION,
WE'RE SUING 'TIME' MAGAZINE.
APPARENTLY, "TIME" MAGAZINE WAS
LIKE, "THERE'S SO MANY WORTHY
PEOPLE, BUT WHO WOULD ANNOY
TRUMP THE MOST?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, I
THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
FRONTLINE HEALTH CARE WORKERS,
ESPECIALLY SINCE DOCTOR'S
OFFICES IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU
STILL FIND A COPY OF "TIME"
MAGAZINE
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT
THEY PICKED BIDEN AND HARRIS
OVER TRUMP, EVEN WORSE THE
ORIGINAL COVER WAS THE TWO OF
THEM GOING DOWN A RAMP
[ LAUGHTER ]
"I HAVE VERY SLIPPERY SHOES ON
AND I COULDN'T DO IT
IT WAS VERY SLIPPERY."
THAT'S RIGHT
TRUMP AND HIS STAFF WERE PRETTY
ANNOYED THAT HE WASN'T NAMED
"TIME'S" PERSON OF THE YEAR,
BUT THEY MANAGED GRABBED A
A COUPLE OF OTHER MAGAZINE
COVERS
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
TRUMP WAS HONORED BY A MAGAZINE
WHICH COVERS TWO OF HIS
FAVORITE THINGS, FOOD AND WINE
[ LAUGHTER ]
MICHAEL FLYNN RECEIVED THE
HONOR FROM "BETTER HOMES AND
PARDONS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND STEVE MNUCHIN WAS HONORED
BY "MNEWSWEEK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WILBUR ROSS WAS FEATURED ON THE
COVER OF "117.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MIKE PENCE WAS GIVEN THE HONOR
FROM SOMETHING CALLED "THIS IS
A MAGAZINE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, RUDY GIULIANI
WASFEATURED IN "FIELD AND
STREAMING.
THERE YOU GO
[ APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATS, YOU GUYS, ON THOSE
COVERS
AND THIS IS JUST WILD.
IT JUST CAME OUT THAT TRUMP'S
CHIEF OF STAFF TOLD THE HEAD OF
THE FDA TO APPROVE THE PFIZER
VACCINE TODAY OR RESIGN.
TRUMP'S LIKE, "WE NEED THIS
VACCINE TODAY FOR A VIRUS I'VE
IGNORED SINCE MARCH.
WE NEED IT TODAY."
[ APPLAUSE ]
I THINK WE LET THE FDA HAVE
THEIR MOMENT
I MEAN, 80% OF THEIR JOB IS
JUST PUTTING OUT LETTUCE
RECALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GIVE THEM A LITTLE SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO SAY, THOUGH, IN
TRUMP'S DEFENSE, IF THE FDA IS
ALLOWING PIZZA HUT'S TRIPLE
DECKER BOX, THEN THIS SHOULD
NOT BE A PROBLEM
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT WALMART
IS PREPARING TO ADMINISTER
COVID VACCINES AT ITS STORES
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS
THE BAD NEWS IS THEY'RE GONNA
BE GIVEN TO YOU BY A WALMART
GREETER.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
"HOLD STILL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE COMES THE POINTY AIRPLANE
OH, I'M GOING DOWN
I'M GOING DOWN
COME DOWN WITH ME.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING UP.
YOU'VE GOT TO COME DOWN HERE TO
GET THE SHOT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
REMINDS ME OF A FEW YEARS AGO
WHEN MY UNCLE HAD A HEART VALVE
REPLACED AT K-MART
[ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, WALMART'S A GREAT
PLACE TO GIVE VACCINES, 'CAUSE
NO ONE IS WEARING SLEEVES
ANYWAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS
DISNEY JUST HELD THEIR ANNUAL
INVESTOR DAY WHERE THEY
ANNOUNCED A BUNCH OF NEW
PROJECTS
CHECK THIS OUT
>> DISNEY ANNOUNCES A SLEW OF
NEW ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING
TEN NEW "STAR WARS" PROJECTS
ARE ON THE WAY
NEW MARVEL PROJECTS ARE ON THE
WAY.
PLUS, SPINOFFS, REBOOTS,
SEQUELS FOR SOME DISNEY
FAVORITES.
TOM HANKS IN A LIVE ACTION
"PINOCCHIO,: AND A BUZZ
LIGHTYEAR ORIGIN STORY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DISNEY IS GOING
TO RELEASE 50 NEW TITLES FROM
MARVEL, "STAR WARS," AND PIXAR
THE FAMILIES IN QUARANTINE
HEARD IT AND WERE LIKE, "WHERE
THE HELL WAS THIS TEN MONTHS
AGO?
COME ON!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, NETFLIX
WAS LIKE, "WELL, THERE GOES OUR
SHOW ABOUT BACKGAMMON.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEP, DISNEY'S RELEASING TEN NEW
"STAR WARS" SERIES, EVERYTHING
HAVE "STAR WARS" IS GETTING
A SPINOFF.
THERE'S EVEN A SHOW ABOUT THE
CANTINA TRYING TO SET UP
OUTDOOR DINING
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
DISNEY ANNOUNCED THAT
HARRISON FORD WILL STAR IN A
A FIFTH AND FINAL "INDIANA
JONES" MOVIE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S A TWO-HOUR ADVENTURE OF
HIM TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE
LEFT HIS HAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
"SWITCHED IT WITH THE IDOL
DID -- WHERE DID I -- OH, I'M
WEARING IT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AT HIS AGE, THE ONLY GIANT
BOULDER ATTACKING HIM IS A
A KIDNEY STONE
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GUYS, TAYLOR SWIFT JUST
RELEASED ANOTHER NEW ALBUM
CALLED "EVERMORE" AND HER FANS
ARE GOING CRAZY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT IS TWO ALBUMS AND A
A DOCUMENTARY IN THE PAST FIVE
MONTHS
SHE IS ON FIRE
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION.
TAYLOR SWIFT JUST RELEASED A
A THIRD ALBUM.
IT'S CALLED "SYCAMORE.
WOW.
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
ANYWAY -
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
WOW, SHE RELEASED A FOURTH
ALBUM.
IT'S CALLED "SOPHOMORE."
HOW DOES SHE HAVE THE TIME FOR
THIS
ANY WAY SHE --
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
HER FIFTH ALBUM IS CALLED
"FURTHERMORE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, SHE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
I MEAN, CAN SHE?
I MEAN SHE -
[ CLOCK TICKING
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
HER 17th ALBUM IS CALLED
"POTTERMORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A WHOLE ALBUM ABOUT
HARRY POTTER
[ CLOCK TICKING
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
THIS IS HER 36th ALBUM
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S CALLED "JULIANNE MOORE.
[ CLOCK TICKING
[ PHONE NOTIFICATION RING
HUH?
WAIT, PARAMORE JUST RELEASED AN
ALBUM CALLED "TAYLOR SWIFT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, IT CAME FULL CIRCLE.
WELL, LET'S MOVE ON.
LET'S MOVE ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRATULATIONS, PARAMORE.
AND FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND
THAT THIS YEAR ONE IN FIVE
AMERICANS HAVE GOTTEN HURT
PUTTING UP THEIR CHRISTMAS
TREE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HOW ANNOYING IS THAT FOR
OVERRUN HOSPITALS?
IT'S LIKE, "MAKE ROOM, THIS
DUMMY FELL ON HIS CHRISTMAS
TREE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE PATIENT IS LIKE, "IS IT
BAD?
AND THE DOCTOR IS LIKE, "WELL,
I'M A PROCTOLOGIST, SO YOU TELL
ME."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A GREAT
SONG
OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
HER NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK "THE
WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE PEOPLE"
IS AVAILABLE NOW
KRISTEN BELL IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM
"WANDER DARKLY," SIENNA MILLER
IS HERE!
AND WE WRAP UP OUR WEEK OF
HOLIDAY MUSIC WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM
KELLY CLARKSON AND
BRETT ELDREDGE
[ APPLAUSE ]
HOW DOES KELLY CLARKSON DO IT?
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.
EVERY DAY SHE STARTS HER SHOW
WITH A JAM, A FULL-ON SINGING
BEAUTIFUL JAM-OUT OF A BRAND
NEW SONG
I MEAN, IF I DO ONE SONG ON OUR
SHOW, I'M TALKING LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE NEXT DAY, WELCOME BACK TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
WHAT SONG ARE THEY DOING
OH, "UNDER THE MISTLETOE."
IT'S A NEW SONG?
HOW DO YOU THINK IT GOES
♪ UNDER THE MISTLETOE
WHERE I FIRST SAW YO
UNDER THE MISTLETO
MY DREAMS CAME TRUE ♪
>> Tariq: I THINK IT'S MORE --
IT A DOO-WOP-Y VIBE.
IT'S LIKE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S
COOL
IT GOES --
♪
♪ IT'S 2020
THE OFFICE PARTY
I'LL TELL YO
WHERE WE CAN'T GO ♪
♪ UNDER THE MISTLETOE ♪
♪ OH, THAT THIN
IS THROWN OU
THERE IS NO MORE
UNDER THE MISTLETOE ♪
>> Jimmy: YEAH
♪ WE KISSING FROM SOCIA
DISTANCE, JUST KISSING FRO
SOCIAL DISTANCE ♪
♪ WHOA, KISS ME
KISS ME FROM SOCIA
DISTANCE, BUT DON'T KISS
ME AT THE OFFICE PARTY ♪
♪ OH, IT'S TOTALLY BAD HR
LET'S GO T
A BAR ♪
>> Jimmy: OH, WE CAN'T DO THAT
EITHER
HEY, COME ON
♪ GO TO A BAR
GO TO A BAR BUT FIRS
WE CAN'T 'CAUS
THEY'RE SHUT DOWN ♪
♪ SO WE'LL DO TO A GY
THAT'S THE ONL
THING OPEN ♪
♪ LET'S DRINK AT THE GY
LET'S DRINK AT THE GYM
AND WE CAN KIS
AT THE GYM
AND WE CAN DRINK ♪
♪ AT THE GY
BUT DON'T SA
UNDER TH
MISTLETOE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IS THAT IT
>> Tariq: THAT'S IT.
THAT'S DEFINITELY IT
>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE SONG
>> Tariq: THAT'S DEFINITELY IT
>> Questlove: THAT'S THE SONG.
>> Jimmy: NO, THEY'RE DOING
A BEAUTIFUL VERSION, "UNDER THE
MISTLETOE" IS THE JAM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SO HAPPY
KELLY CLARKSON AND
BRETT ELDREDGE IS HERE
[ APPLAUSE ]
GUYS, WE HAVE -- WE HAVE
EXACTLY SIX SHOWS LEFT BEFORE
WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK
IS THAT IT
SIX SHOWS LEFT
WOW, IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST.
WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT
BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION.
IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS."
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA
SWEATERS
SIX DAYS LEFT ♪
>> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT.
EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE
LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER
A BEWITCHING CHRISTMAS SWEATER
[ APPLAUSE ]
FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
CABINET, IT'S BEWITCHING
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW SINCE THERE ARE SIX SHOWS
LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
SIX.
[ DRUMROLL ]
YES, LET'S SEE IT.
♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
WOW!
ALL RIGHT.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I THINK I ALREADY HAVE THAT
ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS GORGEOUS
CAN WE SEE IS THERE A BACK TO
IT
>> Tariq: THAT'S A CAPE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF
CAPED.
>> Tariq: CAPEY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY
CAPEY, THAT ONE.
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS.
I ACTUALLY, I WOULD TOTALLY
GIVE THAT AWAY
[ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME
WITH TONIGHT'S CHRISTMAS
SWEATER.
EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL,
PLEASE
[ DRUMROLL ]
MAKING SURE YOU KNOW IT'S
RANDOM
136!
WHERE YOU ARE AT
OH, COME ON DOWN
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
P OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT THAT
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM
>> ZADY, AND I'M FROM HERE IN
NEW YORK
>> Jimmy: HEY, ZADY FROM
NEW YORK
COME ON.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ZADY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
FIRST OF ALL, I APPRECIATE IT.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS
>> NO, THIS IS THE FIRST ONE OF
THESE THAT I GET
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I'M EXCITED
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT
MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE.
WOULD YOU MIND TRYING IT ON?
>> YES
>> Jimmy: ZADY IS GOING TO TRY
IT ON, EVERYBODY
ROOTS, CAN I GET SOME TRYING ON
MUSIC?
♪
ZADY, THIS IS GOING TO DELIGHT
NOT ONLY YOU BUT OTHERS, IF YOU
ZOOM TO CALL ANYONE, IT'S VERY
EASY TO PUT IT ON.
ZADY, IT'S ALMOST PERFECT LIKE
THAT
BUT DON'T RUSH
ZADY THAT'S --
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, OH, OH
OH, WOW, WOW
WE DID IT!
YES!
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
ZADY, TAKE A SPIN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IS THAT NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO OUR LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBER.
STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE BACK WITH "THANK YOU
NOTES," EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
GUYS, IT IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S
USUALLY WHEN I TAKE CARE OF
SOME BUSINESS.
YOU KNOW, I GET SOME THINGS
DONE
BUT THE DAY JUST GOT COMPLETELY
AWAY FROM ME
I WAS BUSY GATHERING TWIGS FOR
A HOMEMADE WREATH.
I TOTALLY FORGOT TO WRITE OUT
MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES,
RIGHT NOW, AS I WAS GRABBING
THOSE TWIGS.
YOU GUYS MIND IF I WRITE OUT MY
WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES, RIGHT
NOW?
IS THAT OKAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
JAMES, CAN I HAVE SOME THANK
YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
♪
THANK YOU, NEW VIDEO GAME,
"CYBERPUNK 2077" FOR LETTING
EVERYONE LIVE OUT THEIR WILDEST
FANTASY, WALKING AROUND
A CROWDED CITY WITHOUT A MASK.
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
♪
THANK YOU, APPLE'S NEW AIRPODS
MAX, FOR LETTING ME PAY
$549 FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF
CONSTANTLY THINKING I'M GOING
TO GET MUGGED, I'M GOING TO GET
MUGGED, I'M GOING TO GET
MUGGED
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
♪
THANK YOU, HOLIDAY TV
COMMERCIALS, FOR TEACHING US
THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS,
WEALTHY COUPLES BUYING EACH
OTHER MATCHING LUXURY SUVs
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
THANK YOU, TOBLERONE, FOR
COMBINING MY TWO FAVORITE
THINGS, SWISS CHOCOLATE AND
TRAFFIC SPIKES
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
THANK YOU, CHIMNEY SWEEPS, FOR
BASICALLY GIVING A COVID TEST
TO MY HOUSE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
♪
THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS TREE
ORNAMENTS, FOR MAKING IT
POSSIBLE FOR JESUS, RUDOLPH AND
BABY YODO TO ALL HANG OUT, IN
MY LIVING ROOM
GET IT, HANG OUT
>> OH, WOW
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS
REALLY GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT
OF YOUR LOAFERS.
>> OKAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT THEY
SAY?
>> NO.
WHO'S -- WHO
WHO ARE THEY
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW,
BOATERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> HERE'S ONE TO REALLY KNOCK
YOU OUT OF YOUR LOAFERS.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE WILL REALLY
KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. >> THE
YEAR WAS 1967.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SORRY, I'M WRONG
IT WAS 1960.
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS
ONE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, I
HAVEN'T READ IT YET.
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> WE'RE WAITING. >> Jimmy:
THIS IS OUR LAST ONE, RIGHT
HERE
>> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE'LL BE BACK NEXT FRIDAY WITH
BRAND NEW THANK YOU NOTES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
♪
THANK YOU, PIXAR, FOR
ANNOUNCING THAT CHRIS EVANS
WILL BE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR IN THE
UPCOMING FILM.
MAKES SENSE HE'D PLAY BUZZ,
SINCE WE'VE ALREADY SEEN HIS
WOODY.
HEY, EVERYBODY, THAT'S OUR
THANK YOU NOTES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KRISTEN BELL
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, MY FIRST
GUEST FROM THE SERIES "THE GOOD
PLACE" AND AS PRINCESS ANNA
FROM "FROZEN."
SHE IS THE BEST.
SHE HAS A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK
CALLED "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE
PURPLE PEOPLE," WHICH IS OUT
NOW.
HERE IS KRISTEN BELL
YEAH
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE THE
GREATEST
COME ON.
THANK YOU SO -
>> WE'LL BE THE AUDIENCE
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
THE --
HI
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
CONGRATS ON THE BOOK, BY THE
WAY.
NUMBER ONE, NOT TOO SHABBY
I WANT TO --
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: QUICKLY, BEFORE WE
GET INTO THIS, THANK YOU SO
MUCH
YOU SENT THE NICEST VIDEO
MESSAGE TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD
TURNING 6 ON HER BIRTHDAY.
AND IT CHANGED HER LIFE.
SHE WAS -- YOU WERE JUST -- NOT
ONLY DID YOU SAY "HI," BUT YOU
REALLY PUT TIME INTO IT AND
SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH MY
DAUGHTER, AND SHE WATCHED IT
FOREVER.
AND ALL SHE DID WAS TALK ABOUT
IT
SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST
BIRTHDAY OF HER LIFE
SO SHE WAS LIKE, "PRINCESS ANNA
AND I -- THE ONLY THING -- WE
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, BUT THE
ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE IN
COMMON, SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO
SWIM
BUT YOU KNOW --"
ALL SHE COULD DO WAS TALK ABOUT
YOU, TALK ABOUT YOU.
AND ANY WAYS, ME AND MY WIFE,
WE'RE OBSESSED WITH YOU.
YOU'RE A GOOD EGG, AS THEY SAY
>> THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY, THAT
MAKES ME SO, SO HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO COOL OF
YOU TO DO.
I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE.
AND YOU PROBABLY GET A THOUSAND
REQUESTS A DAY, BUT THAT WAS
JUST -- HONESTLY, WE NEED --
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE
KRISTEN BELLS, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE SEQUEL.
THAT'S THE SEQUEL BOOK
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: WE BOTH HAVE
DAUGHTERS AROUND THE SAME AGE.
WHAT KIND OF THINGS ARE YOUR
GIRLS INTO RIGHT NOW
>> RIGHT NOW, WELL, WITH -- I
MEAN, YOU KNOW, WITH
QUARANTINE, WHAT I'VE ACTUALLY
BEEN DOING -- THEY'VE BEEN
DOING NOTHING BUT ROLLER
SKATING.
I'M APPARENTLY RAISING ROLLER
SKATING CHAMPIONS.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THEY LOVE IT.
THEY ARE ON THEM ALL DAY EVERY
DAY.
AND THEY CAN DO THE, LIKE,
AROUND THE WORLD WHERE THEY,
LIKE, HOLD THEIR FOOT OUT.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT THING
YEAH, I KNOW THE LEG KICK OUT
AND THEN LIKE THAT
>> IT'S SICK
IT'S SICK.
THEIR BALANCE IS SICK, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE THEY GET IT
AND THEY -- YOU KNOW THEY'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT IN THE
HOUSE, BUT THEY DO
AND OUR WOOD FLOORS ARE
WRECKED.
BUT SHOW ME SOMEONE IN 2
2020 WHOSE WOOD FLOORS AREN'T
WRECKED.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO IMAGINE
THAT YOU WERE A PRETTY GOOD KID
GROWING UP, AM I CORRECT OR NO
DID YOU GET --
>> I WAS -
OH, YEAH
I HAVE A SPOTLESS RECORD
>> Jimmy: RIGHT?
>> WELL, EXCEPT -- OKAY, I WAS
A VERY GOOD KID.
I WAS LIKE A GOODIE-GOODIE
EXCEPT WHEN I GOT TO COLLEGE,
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIT OF AN
ENTREPRENEUR
AND I NOTICED IN 1998, THE
NEW JERSEY -- YOU'LL REMEMBER
THIS BY THE WAY, BECAUSE WE
WERE BOTH IN NEW YORK.
THE NEW JERSEY LICENSES WERE
LITERALLY A PIECE OF PAPER WITH
LAMINATION OVER IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO IN COLLEGE, I MADE AND
SOLD FAKE I.D.s.
>> Jimmy: FAKE I.D.s
REALLY
>> YEAH, I DID
I SOLD THEM FOR $20 A POP.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD
THAT WAS THE GOING RATE
PROBABLY
I MEAN, WAIT, YOU'RE YOUNGER
THAN ME, BUT IT WAS --
DID YOU HAVE TO PRINT IT OUT
DID YOU HAVE A PRINTER
WHERE WOULD YOU DO THIS?
>> YES
>> Jimmy: USE THE SCHOOL -
>> I PRINTED IT OUT ON -
NO THE SCHOOL -- BUT, LIKE,
BEAUSE I HAD A DESKTOP IN
OUR --
MY ROOMMATE AND I SHARED A
A DESKTOP.
WE HAD A DESK TOP AND SO I
WOULD PRINT IT OUT AND I WOULD
JUST GET LAMINATION PAPER AND
TAKE -
AND THERE WAS SORT OF THIS
WEIRD "WINK WINK" HAPPENING
AROUND THE CAMPUS OF NYU
I WOULD SELL THEM TO MY FRIENDS
AND ALL THE BARS AROUND NYU
WHEN YOU WERE 19, THEY WOULD
SEE IT
AND I WOULD HAVE TO IMAGINE
THEY KNEW, BECAUSE IT WAS,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, A TERRIBLE FAKE
I.D. REPLICA
BUT THEY KIND OF LIKE WERE I'LL
GIVE YOU A BEER WITH THIS, AND
YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO WALK OUT
OF HERE.
BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING DRUNK ON
IT
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A ONE-PEOPLE PASS.
YOU DO SILLY THINGS WHEN YOU'RE
A KID.
AND WAIT, WHAT YEAR DID YOU
START "SNL"?
>> Jimmy: '98.
>> '98
DO YOU EVER REMEMBER MEETING ME
THERE?
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T.
THAT'S OKAY.
SO, LISTEN, SO WHEN I WAS IN
COLLEGE, THIS IS A MAJOR BLAST
FROM THE PAST.
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, ARYALE
ASH, WHAT WAS ONE OF MY BEST
FRIENDS IN COLLEGE -- I KNOW,
HELLO, I KNOW -- WHO WAS THE -
>> Jimmy: I LOVE HER
>> THE ASSISTANT -- THE INTERN
IN THE SET DEPARTMENT TO
LANDON, I THINK HIS NAME WAS
SO OBVIOUSLY I WENT THERE EVERY
WEEKEND AND WALK AROUND THE
HALLS.
BUT MIND YOU, I LOOKED MAYBE
13, OKAY
I WAS 18, BUT I WAS DEFINITELY
LIKE -
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A PHOTO OF
YOU FROM THAT TIME
>> RIGHT, EXACTLY.
THAT WAS MY I.D. AT THE TIME, I
BLEW IT UP AND PUT IT ON THE
BACK OF THE BOOK
BUT THAT'S WHERE I FIRST BECAME
FRIENDS WITH MIKE CHER
YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE
VERY COOL.
BUT LIKE MIKE, WHO WAS ALSO
A BABY BOY WRITER THERE, THAT'S
HOW I FIRST BECAME FRIENDS WITH
HIM.
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS -- AND
ARYALE'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO
SETH MEYERS.
>> YES, WE HAVE SO MANY
CONNECTIONS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
I LOVE THAT STORY.
THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
YOUR NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE
WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE
PEOPLE."
I LOVE THE IDEA ABOUT THIS
BOOK
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE "NEW YORK
TIMES" BEST SELLER
SO CONGRATS ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>> Jimmy: HOW DID THE IDEA COME
ABOUT?
I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON
TO DO THIS, BECAUSE ARE YOU
KIND, ARE YOU CURIOUS, CAN YOU
BE REALLY RIDICULOUSLY SILLY
I KIND OF THINK THAT YOU DO ALL
THESE THINGS
>> I TRY
YOU KNOW, PURPLE IS OBVIOUSLY
A LITTLE BIT OF A METAPHOR
IT'S NOT SUPER UNDER THE RADAR
ONE OF MY OTHER BEST FRIENDS,
BEN AND I, WE WERE HAVING
A FAMILY DINNER TWO YEARS AGO.
YOU JUST WROTE A CHILDREN'S
BOOK, SO IT TAKES A LONG TIME.
IT TAKES LIKE TWO YEARS.
>> Jimmy: I AGREE.
>> RIGHT
SO WE WERE SIT THING AT THE
TABLE AND NOTICE THING VERY
POLARIZING POLITICAL CULTURE
SEEP INTO OUR KID'S DAILY
LIVES.
WE WERE LIKE, THIS FEELS WRONG
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE SEEING
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
SO WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
HELPFUL WITH THE LANGUAGE THAT
THEY WERE SUBLIMINALLY
DIGESTING WHEN THEY SAW THE
TELEVISION AND THEY SAW RED
VERSUS BLUE, BLUE VERSUS RED
I WAS LIKE, IT'S NOT VERSUS
ANYTHING
AND SO I WANTED TO SORT OF
CREATE A SOCIAL IDENTITY THAT
POSITIONS OUR KIDS TOWARDS
OTHER HUMAN BEINGS, TO WORK OUT
ANY DISAGREEMENTS, ANY
DIFFERENT OPINIONS
SO LIKE WE CAME UP WITH FIVE
GREAT PILLARS THAT WE THOUGHT
NO ONE COULD ARGUE WITH.
WHAT WOULD EVERYONE AGREE ON
WE WERE ASKING QUESTIONS, LAUGH
A LOT, USE YOUR VOICE, WORK
HARD, AND JUST BE THE UNIQUE
YOU AND CELEBRATE ALL THE
DIFFERENCES.
BECAUSE WE WERE LIKE, I DON'T
THINK I COULD FIND A PERSON ON
THE PLANET THAT WAS LIKE, IT'S
REALLY BAD TO LAUGH A LOT.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.
YOU KNOW
>> LOOK AT THE DRAWING
THE ART IS FANTASTIC
>> SO WHAT'S SO FUNNY IS, WHEN
I WAS READING THIS TO MY
CHILDREN, WE TALK ABOUT BEING
A PURPLE PERP.
TO US, IT IS THIS KIND, CURIOUS
HUMAN BEING THAT YOU CAN BE IN
THE WORLD.
AND I READ THE BOOK, AND THEY
WERE JUST LIKE NOT INTERESTED.
AND I WAS LIKE, UH-OH, I'VE
DONE SOMETHING WRONG
AND I WAS LIKE NO, WAIT
A MINUTE, THEY'RE JUST NOT
INTERESTED IN THIS GOOGLE DOC
ON MY COMPUTER, THEY NEED ART.
SO WHEN DANIEL WEISSMANN CAME
ON BOARD, WHO DREW THOSE
AMAZING PICTURES, THEN IT
CHANGED AND THEY REALLY LIKED
IT
BUT WE'RE VERY PROUD OF WHAT
THE BOOK MEANS AND HOW WE CAN
CELEBRATE BEING UNIQUE BUT ALL
LIVE IN THE SAME PLACE
TOGETHER
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A WINNER
HERE, PAL.
CONGRATS ON THIS
WHEN WE COME BACK --
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: -- I HEARD YOU MIGHT
HAVE A CHRISTMAS SONG PREPARED
>> I DO.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY, VERY
SPECIAL FOR YOU.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'M SHARING
IT, AND I'M EXCITED TO BRING IT
TO YOUR EARS
>> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT.
MORE WITH KRISTEN BELL AFTER
THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
NOW, IT'S HOLIDAY MUSIC WEEK
HERE AT THE SHOW, WHICH I LOVE
AND I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE
HOLIDAY MUSIC, TOO, KRISTEN.
IN FACT, I HEAR THAT YOU
UPDATED A CHRISTMAS CLASSIC FOR
2020
IS THAT RIGHT?
>> I DID, JIMMY.
I HAVE A BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH
SCHOOL, BOB MERVAK, WHO I HAVE
PLAYED MUSIC WITH FOREVER.
WE PLAYED WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS
WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL
TOGETHER
WE ALWAYS MESS AROUND WITH
MUSIC.
AND I SAID TO HIM, I KIND OF
COMMISSIONED IT.
I SAID, "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
DO THIS?
AND HE CAME UP WITH SOMETHING
PRETTY EXTRAORDINARY, AND I
REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH
YOU.
>> Jimmy: LET'S GET BOB ON
HERE
BOB, ARE YOU THERE
HEY.
>> HEY, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HI, BOB.
>> HOW ARE YOU
>> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH -
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: BOB, HOW DID YOU GUYS
COME UP WITH THIS?
>> YOU KNOW, KRISTEN CALLED ME
LAST WEEK.
SHE ACTUALLY MARCO POLO-ED ME.
WE DON'T REALLY MAKE PHONE
CALLS IN 2020.
BUT SHE DIDN'T FEEL --
>> ANYBODY GET ON MARCO POLO
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> BIG TIME.
>> SHE DIDN'T FEEL THERE WAS A
A SONG THAT --
LIKE, OUT IN THE ATMOSPHERE
THAT REALLY ENCAPSULATED THE
DELIGHTFUL YEAR THAT 2
2020 HAS BEEN.
AND SO SHE ASKED IF I COULD
TAKE A CRACK AT REWRITING THE
LYRICS TO THIS HOLIDAY CLASSIC,
AND I TOOK A CRACK, AS IT WERE
>> AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
THIS ALSO -- HE SAID, "I DON'T
KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT.
2020 IS, LIKE, IT'S A LOT TO
PUT INTO A SONG.
LET ME TRY."
AND THEN I KID YOU NOT, 15
MINUTES LATER, THESE ARE THE
LYRICS THAT WE GOT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW THE MAGIC
HAPPENS.
ALL RIGHT.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, TAKE IT
AWAY
♪ HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
NEXT YEAR'S ON ITS WAY
HOMEBOY'S GOT A VACCINATIO
ON HIS SLEIGH ♪
♪ HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
LET [ BLEEP ] SHOW G
TAKE A BEAT ♪
♪ AND THINK ABOUT THE
THINGS YOU KNO
CLOSE YOUR EYE
AND LET OUT A SIGH ♪
♪ 2020'S ALMOST GON
YOU COULDN'T WRITE
THE [ BLEEP ] WE'VE SEEN
BUT WHAT DOESN'T KILL US ♪
♪ MAKES US STRONG
THOUGH THIS YEAR WILL BE
SOCIALLY DISTANT
WE'LL GET THROUGH IT ALL ♪
♪ FLASH A MASKED SMIL
BEHIND A SNEEZE GUARD WALL
AND HAVE YOURSELF ♪
♪ A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMA
NOW ♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH
THAT WAS WONDERFUL
NOBODY DOES LYRICS LIKE
BOB MERVAK
>> Jimmy: BOB MERVAK
KRISTEN BELL
"THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE
PEOPLE" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: WE ARE JOINED RIGHT
NOW BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE
PEOPLE ON EARTH, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE ACTORS.
SHE'S A VERY TALENTED ACTOR,
WHO STARS IN THE FILM, "WANDER
DARKLY," WHICH IS IN SELECT
THEATERS AND ON DEMAND TODAY
HERE IS SIENNA MILLER.
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
COME ON.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
>> Jimmy: HOW FESTIVE IT IS.
IT'S SO FESTIVE.
EVERYTHING IS.
IS THIS -- ARE YOU IN LONDON
ARE YOU BACK IN LONDON
>> LAPLAND
>> Jimmy: WHERE?
>> LAPLAND
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT NOW?
>> THAT'S WHERE FATHER
CHRISTMAS LIVES, LAPLAND
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD
THAT
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT. >> WHAT
DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
OF LAPLAND
>> Jimmy: NO, LAPLAND.
NO, NEVER.
NORTH POLE
>> RIGHT
IT'S IN ENGLISH, IT'S POTATO,
POTATO, TOMATO, TOMATO
>> Jimmy: I LOVE EVEN THE WAY
YOU SAID RIGHT, YOU WENT RIGHT
INTO AN AMERICAN ACCENT.
YOU GO, "RIGHT."
>> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
SANTA CLAUS -- FATHER
CHRISTMAS.
>> FATHER CHRISTMAS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE CHRI -- I WANT
TO GO TO ENGLAND IN CHRISTMAS.
I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE BEST PLACE
FOR CHRISTMAS.
>> IT'S PRETTY COZY, RIGHT NOW
>> Jimmy: YOU WAS YOUR
QUARANTINE IN NEW YORK
I HEARD THAT YOU WERE HERE
>> IT WAS INTERESTING.
I MEAN, IT WAS, KIND OF --
INITIALLY IT WAS FUN
IT WAS LIKE A PERPETUAL SNOW
DAY.
I LIKED THAT, WHEN IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, HUNKER DOWN."
AND THEN IT GOT REPETITIVE
>> Jimmy: YEAH. AND I'M NOT
A NATURAL TEACHER.
I REALLY TRIED
I'M SURE YOU'RE IN THE SAME
BOAT
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
I LOVE TEACHERS SO MUCH.
I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
>> I MEAN, THOSE GUYS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS YOUR
DAUGHTER NOW, IS SHE EIGHT
>> SHE'S EIGHT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE
WINNIE'S SEVEN, YEAH
YOU BROUGHT A VIDEO, WHICH I'M
EXCITED TO SHOW, BECAUSE YOU
WERE HAVING FUN WITH MARLOWE
WHAT DOES SHE -- SHE HAS A
A HOVERBOARD
HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS? >> SHE
HAS A HOVERBOARD, AND WE HAD
SOME CARDBOARD BOXES THAT HAD,
AT ONE POINT, FOOD IN THEM
AND YOU GET CREATIVE WHEN YOU
HAVE AN ONLY CHILD AND IT'S
LOCKDOWN
SO WE MADE THE HOVERBOARD INTO
A CAR.
I FEEL LIKE THE MOOD IS THE
STATE OF MIND WE'VE BEEN IN.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S SIENNA AND HER
DAUGHTER HAVING FUN DURING
QUARANTINE
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WHOA, WHOA!
>> Jimmy: SHE'S OKAY, RIGHT?
>> SHE'S FINE.
>> Jimmy: BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT
"WANDER DARKLY," I KNOW YOU GOT
TO WORK WITH THE LATE
CHADWICK BOSEMAN ON
"21 BRIDGES.
WE ALL MISS HIM.
YOU RECENTLY IN AN ARTICLE TOLD
THIS STORY ABOUT HOW HE GAVE UP
SOME OF HIS SALARY FROM THAT
MOVIE TO INCREASE YOUR SALARY,
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T BEING PAID
EQUALLY.
I WAS JUST WONDERING, COULD I
HEAR THE STORY
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> IT JUST FEELS LIKE AN
UNPRECEDENTED THING IN
HOLLYWOOD, IN THE TOWN THAT WE
WORK IN.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY
TALKS ABOUT, WHICH IS THE PAY
DISPARITY BETWEEN MEN AND
WOMEN, AND THERE SHOULD BE ONE
BETWEEN ME AND "BLACK PANTHER,"
LIKE I GET IT, THAT'S TOTALLY
FINE
BUT WE WERE IN A NEGOTIATION TO
DO THIS FILM, WHICH I REALLY
WANTED TO DO
I HAD A NUMBER IN MIND THAT I
FELT WAS FAIR, AND THE STUDIO
WOULDN'T MEET THAT NUMBER, AND
CHADWICK WAS NOT ONLY STARRING
IN THIS FILM, BUT WAS ALSO
PRODUCING IT
AND HE DONATED SOME OF HIS
SALARY TO GET ME TO THE NUMBER
I ASKED FOR.
AND NEVER MENTIONED IT, NEVER
SORT OF ASKED FOR ANY THANKS
I, OF COURSE, TOWARDS THE END
OF SHOOTING WITH HIM APPROACHED
HIM AND IT WAS LIKE, "WHAT YOU
DID WAS THE MOST ASTOUNDING
THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER DONE
FOR ME IN THIS TOWN. AND IT'S
SO VALIDATING AND SO GENEROUS
AND SO RESPECTFUL AND
DIGNIFIED.
AND HE SAID, "YOU GOT PAID WHAT
YOU DESERVE TO BE PAID."
AND THAT'S IT.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU
TALKED ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE
PEOPLE NEED TO BRING UP THAT
UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATION
EVERY TIME, UNTIL YOU DON'T
NEED TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION
ANY MORE
>> I THINK OTHER ACTORS, AS
WELL
THAT WAS PART OF THE REASON I
SAID IT, BECAUSE I THINK OTHER
ACTORS I HAVE SPOKEN TO ABOUT
IT, NOT PUBLICLY, BUT BEFORE I
SAID IT, WERE REALLY INSPIRED
BY THAT.
I THINK IT'S A WAKEUP CALL FOR
A LOT OF PEOPLE TO SEE THAT
KIND OF ACT OF GENEROSITY, AND
MAYBE THINK ABOUT THEIR OWN
BEHAVIOR
IT STARTS WITH ONE PERSON DOING
ONE THING.
THAT'S HOW CHANGE HAPPENS.
HE WAS REMARKABLE.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
MOVIE, "WANDER DARKLY.
THIS IS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL
FILM
IT PREMIERED AT SUNDANCE
EARLIER THIS YEAR.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER SEEN
A MOVIE QUITE LIKE THIS.
HOW DO YOU SET THIS UP
>> IT'S A HARD ONE TO TALK
ABOUT.
IT'S BASICALLY A COUPLE WHO
JUST HAD A BABY.
ME AND DIEGO LUNA --
>> Jimmy: I LOVE DIEGO LUNA.
HE'S GREAT
HE'S REALLY FUN.
>> HE'S THE BEST
AND WE'RE NOT GETTING ON, WE'VE
HAD A NEW BABY, SURPRISE
SURPRISE
WE GET INTO -- YEP
WE GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT, AND
MY CHARACTER THINKS SHE DIED
SO IT'S KIND OF ON THIS
JOURNEY.
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN
SEE HER, AND WE GO BACK TO THE
INCEPTION OF OUR RELATIONSHIP,
I KNOW IT'S CONFUSING, AND WE
GO THROUGH THE MOMENTS WHERE WE
WENT WRONG AND WE SORT OF
UNPICK THOSE MOMENTS
THE PIVOT MOMENTS WHERE
SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT PUT US
ON THE WRONG TRACK
THAT WAS WHAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
BUT IT'S VERY SURREAL.
IT'S VERY DREAM-LIKE
>> Jimmy: HOW WAS IT LIKE
SEEING IT WITH AN AUDIENCE
>> IT WAS AMAZING, BECAUSE IT
WAS LIKE THE LAST KIND OF
COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE THAT I
HAD.
IT WAS LIKE A SNOT FEST.
EVERYBODY WAS CRYING AND
SHARING TISSUES.
IT WAS PROBABLY A SUPER
SPREADER EVENT
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL
TITLE, SNOT FEST
I'M HAPPY THAT CHANGED IT.
I THINK THE TITLE YOU HAVE NOW
IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER
IT'S MORE ROMANTIC AND MORE
EMOTIONAL.
BUT THEY WERE CONSIDERING "SNOT
FEST" FOR A LONG TIME.
>> IT WAS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYBODY A CLIP
HERE IS SIENNA MILLER IN
"WANDER DARKLY."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU?
YOU GET SCARED AND YOU WHAT?
DISAPPEAR?
>> THAT'S IT
I CAN STEP INTO TRAFFIC NOW, IT
WOULDN'T MATTER.
>> HEY
HEY.
IT'S OKAY.
>> WHAT IS THIS, LIKE
PURGATORY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
>> JUST HOLD ONTO ME
>> Jimmy: SIENNA MILLER,
"WANDER DARKLY" IS IN SELECT
THEATERS AND ON DEMAND TODAY
"WANDER DARKLY."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE, EVERYBODY.
HUG THE BABY AND I HOPE TO SEE
YOU SOON, PAL.
STAY SAFE.
>> BYE
>> Jimmy: MORE "TONIGHT" SHOW
AFTER THE BREAK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "UNDER THE
MISTLETOE," HERE IS
KELLY CLARKSON AND ELDREDGE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ EVERY TIM
I LOOK AROUND THIS ROO
MY EYES THEY TEND TO
FALL ON YOU AND ♪
♪ I CONFESS
NOTHING BUT YO
MAKES SENS
MEMORIES FILL MY HEART ♪
♪ AND I CAN BAREL
KEEP MY TEAR
FROM FALLING
OH I WANT YOUR LOVE ♪
♪ DO YOU EVER THINK OF US
IS IT TOO LATE
TOO LATE TO OPEN U
I'M DYING TO SAY ♪
♪ OH HOW I LOVE YOU
YOU'RE WALKING
TOWARDS ME NOW
WHAT AM I GONNA SAY ♪
♪ PUSH MY PRIDE ASIDE
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
IT'S JUST YOU AND
HERE UNDER THE MISTLETOE ♪
♪ MAGIC FILLS THE AIR
STANDING OVER THER
SANTA HEAR MY PRAYER ♪
>> COME ON, BRETT.
♪ HERE UNDER THE MISTLETO
ALL I WANT, HE
ALL I WANT, HEY HEY, YEA
ALL I WANT, HEY, YEAH ♪
♪ IS UNDER THE MISTLETO
OH, EVERYTHING I TRY
TO KEEP YO
FROM GETTIN' INSIDE ♪
♪ WORKS UNTIL I
SEE YOUR FAC
I LINGER HOPIN
YOU MIGHT STAY ♪
♪ WRAPPED UP IN YOU
ARMS AS WELL
I WANNA SPEND MY
NIGHTS SO HARD ♪
♪ HOW MUCH I WANT YOU
DO YOU THINK OF US
HOW I WANT YOUR LOVE
IS IT TOO LATE ♪
♪ TOO LATE TO LET YOU KNO
I CAN'T QUITE ESCAPE
HOW MUCH I NEED YO
YOU'RE WALKING ♪
♪ TOWARDS ME NO
WHAT AM I GONNA SA
PUSH MY PRIDE ASID
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ♪
♪ IT'S JUST YOU AND I
HERE UNDER THE MISTLETOE
MAGIC FILLS THE AI
STANDING OVER THERE ♪
♪ SANTA HEAR MY PRAYE
HERE UNDER THE MISTLETOE
ALL I WANT, HE
ALL I REALLY ♪
♪ REALLY EVER WAN
ALL I WANT, HEY HEY, YEA
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT ♪
♪ ALL I WANT, HEY, YEAH
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT
IS UNDER THE MISTLETOE ♪
>> COME ON, KELLY.
♪ YOU'RE WALKIN
TOWARDS ME NOW
ONCE YOU READ MY
MIND SOMEHOW OH ♪
♪ MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE
UNDERNEATH THE LITTLE BI
OF MISTLETOE AND
INDECISION TAKE ♪
♪ A BREATH AS I
PUSH MY PRIDE ASID
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
IT'S JUST YOU AND I ♪
>> SAY IT, COME ON
♪ HERE UNDER THE MISTLETO
MAGIC FILLS THE AI
STANDING OVER THER
SANTA HEAR MY PRAYER ♪
♪ HERE UNDER THE MISTLETO
'CAUSE ALL I WANT, HEY
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT ♪
♪ ALL I WAN
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT
ALL I REALLY ♪
♪ REALLY EVER WAN
IS UNDER THE MISTLETOE
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT ♪
♪ OOO
ALL I REALLY
REALLY EVER WANT ♪
♪ ALL I REALL
REALLY EVER WANT
IS UNDER THE MISTLETOE ♪
>> WOO
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪