1 00:00:22,013 --> 00:00:23,021 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:22,013 --> 00:00:23,021 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:25,010 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 4 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:25,010 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:27,023 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:27,023 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:27,023 --> 00:00:30,004 GUESTS - 8 00:00:27,023 --> 00:00:30,004 RICKY GERVAIS, 9 00:00:30,004 --> 00:00:32,010 DAISY EDGAR-JONES, 10 00:00:30,004 --> 00:00:32,010 MUSICAL GUEST THE AVETT 11 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,017 BROTHERS 12 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,017 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 13 00:00:34,017 --> 00:00:39,003 ROOTS CREW 14 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,003 AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, 15 00:00:36,029 --> 00:00:39,003 JIMMY FALLON 16 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:48,026 ♪ 17 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:48,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 18 00:00:48,026 --> 00:00:50,015 >> Jimmy: HEY, HELLO 19 00:00:48,026 --> 00:00:50,015 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 20 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:52,017 THANK YOU. 21 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:52,017 GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS 22 00:00:52,017 --> 00:01:00,000 OH, MY GOODNESS. 23 00:00:52,017 --> 00:01:00,000 ♪ 24 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,022 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,022 EVERYBODY. 26 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:06,000 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 27 00:01:01,022 --> 00:01:06,000 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 28 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,019 WELL, GUYS, IT'S BEEN A PRETTY 30 00:01:10,019 --> 00:01:14,004 EPIC 24 HOURS. 31 00:01:10,019 --> 00:01:14,004 JOE BIDEN WAS CERTIFIED AS OUR 32 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:16,006 NEXT PRESIDENT 33 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:16,006 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:16,006 --> 00:01:21,007 SEVERAL STAFFERS HAVE RESIGNED 35 00:01:16,006 --> 00:01:21,007 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE 36 00:01:21,007 --> 00:01:23,019 TRUMP'S SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS 37 00:01:21,007 --> 00:01:23,019 WERE BANNED. 38 00:01:23,019 --> 00:01:26,017 AND YET, COMPARED TO YESTERDAY, 39 00:01:23,019 --> 00:01:26,017 IT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY 40 00:01:26,017 --> 00:01:29,025 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:01:26,017 --> 00:01:29,025 I'M STILL TRYING TO PROCESS 42 00:01:29,025 --> 00:01:31,008 EVERYTHING 43 00:01:29,025 --> 00:01:31,008 DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE A TOUGH 44 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:36,028 TIME CALMING DOWN LAST NIGHT 45 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:36,028 IT WASN'T EASY FALLING ASLEEP. 46 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,017 I TRIED LISTENING TO MY 47 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,017 MEDIATION APP, BUT THE GUY 48 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:40,024 LEADING THE SESSION WAS JUST 49 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:40,024 CHANTING, "25th AMENDMENT, 50 00:01:40,024 --> 00:01:44,016 25th AMENDMENT." 51 00:01:40,024 --> 00:01:44,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,021 HONESTLY, DON'T YOU JUST WISH 53 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,021 WE COULD GO BACK TO THE GOOD 54 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,013 OLD DAYS WHERE ALL WE HAD TO 55 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,013 WORRY ABOUT WAS A GLOBAL 56 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:52,011 PANDEMIC AND MURDER HORNETS? 57 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:52,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,017 2021 FEELS LIKE THE END OF A 59 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,017 A "SCOOBY DOO" EPISODE WHERE WE 60 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:57,022 PULL OFF ITS MASK TO REVEAL 61 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:57,022 IT'S BEEN 2020 ALL ALONG 62 00:01:57,022 --> 00:02:04,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:01:57,022 --> 00:02:04,015 GOD, I MISS 2020 64 00:02:04,015 --> 00:02:06,018 THINGS ARE SO CRAZY, TODAY 65 00:02:04,015 --> 00:02:06,018 MEXICO WAS LIKE, "IF YOU NEED 66 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:08,013 A WALL AROUND YOUR CAPITOL, 67 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:08,013 WE'LL PAY FOR IT." 68 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:14,004 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 69 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:14,004 MEANWHILE, SOME OF THE RIOTERS 70 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:16,026 CLAIMED THEY DIDN'T REALIZE 71 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:16,026 THAT THEY WERE TRESPASSING 72 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:19,002 SADLY, NOT MANY PEOPLE WERE 73 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:19,002 CHARGED BECAUSE THE POLICE SAID 74 00:02:19,002 --> 00:02:23,026 IT WAS ALL WHITE 75 00:02:19,002 --> 00:02:23,026 [ AUDIENCE GROANS 76 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:25,018 I THINK IF THERE'S ANYTHING TO 77 00:02:23,026 --> 00:02:25,018 BE LEARNED FROM YESTERDAY, IT'S 78 00:02:25,018 --> 00:02:29,003 THAT MERRICK GARLAND CAN'T HAVE 79 00:02:25,018 --> 00:02:29,003 ONE FUN DAY. 80 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,022 I MEAN, FIRST HIS SUPREME COURT 81 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,022 NOMINATION GETS BLOCKED, THEN 82 00:02:31,022 --> 00:02:35,003 HE GETS A NEW JOB AND A RIOT 83 00:02:31,022 --> 00:02:35,003 HAPPENS. 84 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:37,005 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DID THIS GUY DO 85 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:37,005 IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, KICK OVER 86 00:02:37,005 --> 00:02:40,027 STROLLERS? 87 00:02:37,005 --> 00:02:40,027 ANYWAY, LATE LAST NIGHT, 88 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:43,009 CONGRESS RECONVENED AND 89 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:43,009 COMPLETED THE CERTIFICATION OF 90 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:47,014 THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES. 91 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:47,014 [ APPLAUSE ] 92 00:02:47,014 --> 00:02:51,029 YEAH 93 00:02:47,014 --> 00:02:51,029 AND ALL JOKES ASIDE, I THOUGHT 94 00:02:51,029 --> 00:02:53,024 IT WAS SO COOL THAT CONGRESS 95 00:02:51,029 --> 00:02:53,024 CAME BACK AND DIDN'T LET THOSE 96 00:02:53,024 --> 00:02:56,017 LOSERS WIN 97 00:02:53,024 --> 00:02:56,017 I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY 98 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:59,009 POWERFUL MESSAGE TO SEND 99 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:59,009 BUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHAOS, 100 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:02,017 PENCE OFFICIALLY AFFIRMED 101 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:02,017 BIDEN'S VICTORY AT 3:45 IN THE 102 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:07,001 MORNING. 103 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:07,001 AFTER THE WIN WAS CERTIFIED, 104 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,007 BIDEN WAS LIKE, "GEE, THANKS 105 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,007 CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE OVER THIS 106 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:13,022 PARADISE." 107 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:13,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:15,017 THAT'S RIGHT, CONGRESS WORKED 109 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:15,017 THROUGH THE NIGHT AND CONFIRMED 110 00:03:15,017 --> 00:03:18,009 BIDEN'S VICTORY AROUND 111 00:03:15,017 --> 00:03:18,009 4:00 A.M 112 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:20,003 YEAH, WE RECOGNIZED THE 113 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:20,003 ELECTION OF THE WORLD'S MOST 114 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,021 POWERFUL PERSON WHEN CABLE 115 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,021 CHANNELS WERE SHOWING 116 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:26,016 INFOMERCIALS 117 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:26,016 PENCE WAS LIKE, "I HEREBY 118 00:03:26,016 --> 00:03:28,012 DECLARE JOE BIDEN AS THE 119 00:03:26,016 --> 00:03:28,012 WINNER 120 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:30,020 AND NOW STAY TUNED FOR AN 121 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:30,020 INFOMERCIAL FOR MARIE OSMOND'S 122 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:37,010 BODYGYM. 123 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:37,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:40,028 "YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE 125 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:40,028 YOU'RE SWEATING. 126 00:03:40,028 --> 00:03:42,017 TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 127 00:03:40,028 --> 00:03:42,017 PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY 128 00:03:42,017 --> 00:03:45,019 ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THERE WILL BE 129 00:03:42,017 --> 00:03:45,019 AN "ORDERLY TRANSITION" OF 130 00:03:45,019 --> 00:03:48,027 POWER ON JANUARY 20th. 131 00:03:45,019 --> 00:03:48,027 WHEN TRUMP SAYS THERE WILL BE 132 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,020 AN "ORDERLY TRANSITION," HE 133 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,020 MEANS AN ORDERLY IS GONNA HAVE 134 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:56,018 TO DRAG HIM OUT THE FRONT DOOR 135 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:56,018 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 136 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,023 "GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" 137 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,023 THE REASON ONE OF TRUMP'S AIDES 138 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:01,015 TWEETED THAT MESSAGE FOR HIM IS 139 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:01,015 BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT WAS 140 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:05,007 BANNED FROM ALL OF HIS SOCIAL 141 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:05,007 MEDIA ACCOUNTS, INCLUDING 142 00:04:05,007 --> 00:04:09,024 TWITTER, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM 143 00:04:05,007 --> 00:04:09,024 AND EVEN SNAPCHAT. 144 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:12,003 IN OTHER NEWS, GUESS WHO 145 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:12,003 DOESN'T WANT TO BAN TIKTOK 146 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:16,021 ANYMORE. 147 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:16,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:04:16,021 --> 00:04:19,019 REALLY LOVE TIKTOK 149 00:04:16,021 --> 00:04:19,019 WITHOUT TWITTER, IT WAS PRETTY 150 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:21,018 EMBARRASSING FOR TRUMP 151 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:21,018 HE WAS WALKING AROUND THE WEST 152 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:24,003 WING WITH A PIECE OF PAPER AND 153 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:24,003 A HEART STAMP, YELLING, "LIKE 154 00:04:24,003 --> 00:04:25,003 THIS 155 00:04:24,003 --> 00:04:25,003 LIKE THIS! 156 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,006 LIKE THIS! 157 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,006 LIKE THIS! 158 00:04:26,006 --> 00:04:29,006 LIKE THIS! 159 00:04:26,006 --> 00:04:29,006 SINCE YESTERDAY'S RIOT, 160 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:31,018 RESIGNATIONS HAVE POURED IN AT 161 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:31,018 THE WHITE HOUSE, AND SOURCES 162 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:35,022 EXPECT THEY'LL KEEP COMING 163 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:35,022 ALTHOUGH, RESIGNING WITH TWO 164 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:38,014 WEEKS LEFT FEELS LESS LIKE SOME 165 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:38,014 MORAL STAND AND MORE LIKE 166 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:43,018 LEAVING EARLY TO BEAT TRAFFIC. 167 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:43,018 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 168 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:45,014 MY QUESTION IS, HOW DO YOU PUT 169 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:45,014 IN YOUR TWO WEEKS' NOTICE WHEN 170 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,022 YOUR JOB ENDS IN LESS THAN TWO 171 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,022 WEEKS? 172 00:04:47,022 --> 00:04:50,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:04:47,022 --> 00:04:50,011 AND I READ THAT ACCORDING TO 174 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:54,022 HIS CLOSEST ALLIES, TRUMP IS 175 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:54,022 QUOTE "MENTALLY UNREACHABLE" 176 00:04:54,022 --> 00:04:57,017 WHILE ANOTHER SOURCE BELIEVES 177 00:04:54,022 --> 00:04:57,017 THE PRESIDENT IS "OUT OF HIS 178 00:04:57,017 --> 00:04:59,020 MIND." 179 00:04:57,017 --> 00:04:59,020 IF ANY MORE NEWS 180 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,023 FROM 2016 BREAKS THROUGHOUT THE 181 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,023 NIGHT, WE'LL BE SURE TO KEEP 182 00:05:01,023 --> 00:05:06,004 YOU UPDATED. 183 00:05:01,023 --> 00:05:06,004 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT FOUR YEARS 184 00:05:06,004 --> 00:05:08,023 OF TRUMP AND JUST NOW ARE LIKE, 185 00:05:06,004 --> 00:05:08,023 "I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS GUY 186 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:13,011 IS NUTS" 187 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:13,011 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 188 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:17,008 YOU GUYS CATCHING A VIBE 189 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:17,008 TODAY, BOTH CHUCK SCHUMER AND 190 00:05:17,008 --> 00:05:21,006 NANCY PELOSI CALLED FOR PENCE 191 00:05:17,008 --> 00:05:21,006 TO PURSUE THE 25th AMENDMENT 192 00:05:21,006 --> 00:05:25,001 AND REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE 193 00:05:21,006 --> 00:05:25,001 IF THAT HAPPENED, WE'D HAVE 194 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:29,005 THREE PRESIDENTS IN 13 DAYS. 195 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:29,005 I LOVE THE IDEA OF CHANGING 196 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:34,026 PRESIDENTS LIKE MOVIE BATMANS. 197 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:34,026 LET'S GET TO SOME LIGHTER NEWS 198 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:38,011 I SAW THAT DISCOVERY HAS 199 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:38,011 CONFIRMED THE "PUPPY BOWL" WILL 200 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:44,011 GO ON AS SCHEDULED THIS YEAR 201 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:44,011 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 202 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:48,007 "PHEW," SAID ABSOLUTELY NO ONE 203 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:48,007 THE "PUPPY BOWL" IS THE ONE 204 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:55,009 EVENT THAT BRINGS EVERY 205 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:55,009 AMERICAN TOGETHER TO THINK, 206 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:59,004 "WHY?" 207 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:59,004 AND FINALLY, IN NEW JERSEY, 208 00:05:59,004 --> 00:06:01,013 POLICE RESPONDED TO 209 00:05:59,004 --> 00:06:01,013 A McDONALD'S PARKING LOT WHERE 210 00:06:01,013 --> 00:06:07,020 CHICKENS WERE CHASING CUSTOMERS 211 00:06:01,013 --> 00:06:07,020 AND WREAKING HAVOC 212 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,000 I THINK THIS EXPLAINS WHY 213 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,000 TODAY, TRUMP RELEASED 214 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,012 A MESSAGE, SAYING, "I LOVE YOU 215 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,012 CHICKENS, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO 216 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:15,002 HOME." 217 00:06:12,011 --> 00:06:15,002 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT 218 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:15,002 UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 219 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:30,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 220 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:30,000 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 221 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,025 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 222 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,025 FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES "AFTER 223 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:35,016 LIFE," RICKY GERVAIS IS HERE 224 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:35,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 225 00:06:35,016 --> 00:06:39,014 PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE SERIES 226 00:06:35,016 --> 00:06:39,014 "NORMAL PEOPLE" ON HULU, 227 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:42,029 DAISY EDGAR-JONES IS HERE! 228 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:42,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 229 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:45,025 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. 230 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:45,025 GOSH, EVERY TIME THEY'RE HERE, 231 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:48,020 THEY'RE AMAZING. 232 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:48,020 THE AVETT BROTHERS ARE HERE 233 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,019 THIS EVENING 234 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:54,013 GUYS, WE DO THIS THING EVERY 236 00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:54,013 WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG 237 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:55,010 AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND 238 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,024 TO THAT TOPIC. 239 00:06:56,009 --> 00:06:57,024 IT'S TIME FOR HASHTAGS, 240 00:06:56,026 --> 00:06:57,024 EVERYBODY! 241 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:10,012 HASHTAGS ♪ 242 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:10,012 >> Jimmy: SO SINCE THE NEW 243 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,004 SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" JUST 244 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,004 STARTED, I SENT OUT A HASHTAG 245 00:07:12,004 --> 00:07:15,027 CALLED "WORST FIRST DATE" WHERE 246 00:07:12,004 --> 00:07:15,027 I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT 247 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:18,005 A FUNNY OR EMBARRASSING FIRST 248 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:18,005 DATE STORY 249 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,014 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS THE 250 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,014 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC, SO 251 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:25,021 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 252 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:25,021 WE APPRECIATE IT 253 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:28,012 I NEVER REALLY EVEN -- 254 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:28,012 TARIQ, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A -- 255 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,009 WHAT'S YOUR WORST FIRST DATE 256 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,009 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WORST FIRST 257 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:32,012 DATE 258 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:32,012 >> Tariq: OH, MAN, I 259 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:37,022 ACTUALLY -- NO 260 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:37,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:39,014 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU 262 00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:39,014 DON'T HAVE THESE EXPERIENCES 263 00:07:39,014 --> 00:07:41,007 EVERYTHING YOU DO IS PERFECT 264 00:07:39,014 --> 00:07:41,007 >> Tariq: NOT PERFECT, BUT ALL 265 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:43,013 OF MY FIRST DATES HAVE GONE 266 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:43,013 SWIMMINGLY 267 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:48,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:48,004 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVER REALLY 269 00:07:48,004 --> 00:07:51,022 REMEMBER GOING ON A DATE 270 00:07:48,004 --> 00:07:51,022 >> Tariq: THAT EXPLAINS IT 271 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:54,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 272 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:54,017 I DON'T EVER REMEMBER YOU 273 00:07:54,017 --> 00:07:58,029 HAVING GONE ON A DATE EITHER 274 00:07:54,017 --> 00:07:58,029 >> Jimmy: NO, I SAW MY WIFE AND 275 00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:00,017 I GO, THAT'S THE ONE 276 00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:00,017 LET'S JUST GET MARRIED 277 00:08:00,017 --> 00:08:02,023 SKIP THE DATING PART 278 00:08:00,017 --> 00:08:02,023 >> Tariq: YEAH, YOU LUCKED OUT, 279 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,006 MAN. 280 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,006 >> Jimmy: NO, I WENT ON A KIND 281 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:07,024 OF A DATE ONCE 282 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:07,024 IT WAS JUST AWFUL. 283 00:08:07,024 --> 00:08:10,006 IT WAS JUST BAD. 284 00:08:07,024 --> 00:08:10,006 I THOUGHT -- I DON'T KNOW WHY, 285 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,028 I THOUGHT MINIATURE GOLF WOULD 286 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,028 BE COOL. 287 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:15,003 IT WAS A DISASTER. 288 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:15,003 WHAT A BAD IDEA. 289 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:17,019 BECAUSE YOU GO, IF YOU DON'T 290 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:17,019 GET ALONG ON THE FIRST THREE 291 00:08:17,019 --> 00:08:20,027 HOLES, YOU'VE GOT 15 MORE 292 00:08:17,019 --> 00:08:20,027 HOLES. 293 00:08:20,027 --> 00:08:23,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:08:20,027 --> 00:08:23,003 AND THEN I ALSO, I GET 295 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,023 COMPETITIVE TOO SO I KIND OF 296 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,023 WANT TO WIN. 297 00:08:24,023 --> 00:08:28,024 >> Tariq: RIGHT. 298 00:08:24,023 --> 00:08:28,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,026 >> Jimmy: THE LAST NINE HOLES 300 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,026 ARE NOT FUN FOR EVERYBODY. 301 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:35,017 >> Tariq: YEAH, NOBODY WINS. 302 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:35,017 >> Jimmy: NOBODY WINS. 303 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:38,019 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 304 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:38,019 MY FAVORITE WORST FIRST DATE 305 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,008 RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. 306 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,008 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 307 00:08:40,008 --> 00:08:42,020 @SAMMYSMOM22 308 00:08:40,008 --> 00:08:42,020 SHE SAYS, "FIRST DATE AT A NICE 309 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,008 RESTAURANT 310 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,008 HE PICKS UP THE BUTTER KNIFE 311 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:49,000 AND USES IT AS A BACKSCRATCHER 312 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:49,000 GAME OVER. 313 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:54,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:54,011 GOOD, GOSH 315 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,020 THIS ONE IS FROM @DENISE9973 316 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,020 SHE SAYS, "MY DATE USED A LINT 317 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:59,012 ROLLER ON MY SHIRT AND PANTS 318 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:59,012 BEFORE HE WOULD LET ME IN HIS 319 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:03,020 CAR. 320 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:03,020 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 321 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:07,003 WOW. 322 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:07,003 THIS ONE'S FROM 323 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:10,010 @FANGIRLLIBRARIAN. 324 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:10,010 SHE SAYS, "WHILE AT A MOVIE, MY 325 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,015 DATE CASUALLY PULLED TWO ROAST 326 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,015 BEEF SANDWICHES OUT OF HIS 327 00:09:12,015 --> 00:09:15,027 CARGO PANTS AND OFFERED ME 328 00:09:12,015 --> 00:09:15,027 ONE. 329 00:09:15,027 --> 00:09:20,001 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 330 00:09:15,027 --> 00:09:20,001 >> Tariq: THAT'S THE WINNER. 331 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:21,004 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THAT'S 332 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:21,004 GOOD 333 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:23,009 >> Tariq: THAT'S MY JOINT. 334 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:23,009 HE'S A KEEPER. 335 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:25,015 >> Jimmy: HE'S A KEEPER, OH MY 336 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:25,015 GOSH 337 00:09:25,015 --> 00:09:27,012 >> Tariq: NO DOUBT 338 00:09:25,015 --> 00:09:27,012 >> Jimmy: SMUGGLED IN SOME 339 00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:30,013 ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES. 340 00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:30,013 >> Tariq: WITH GRAVY TOO 341 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GRAVY TOO. 342 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,022 GOOD GOD 343 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:34,021 MY MOM USED TO SMUGGLE STUFF 344 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:34,021 INTO THE MOVIE THEATER ALL THE 345 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:36,007 TIME 346 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:36,007 AND WE WERE THERE -- WE WERE AT 347 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:39,004 A MOVIE ONCE AND WE'RE SITTING 348 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:39,004 THERE AND SHE'S LIKE, "I 349 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:42,014 BROUGHT -- 350 00:09:39,004 --> 00:09:42,014 IT WAS FUNNY, I REMEMBER AND I 351 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,004 GO, "I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS 352 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,004 ILLEGAL STUFF. 353 00:09:44,004 --> 00:09:45,012 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THROWN OUT 354 00:09:44,004 --> 00:09:45,012 OF THE MOVIES, AND SO WE'RE 355 00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:48,021 JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE, ALL OF 356 00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:48,021 A SUDDEN, I'M NOT KIDDING, I 357 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,013 HEAR LIKE -- SHE HAD A TWO 358 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,013 LITER BOTTLE OF SODA 359 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:53,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:53,008 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 361 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:55,010 >> Tariq: YEAH 362 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:55,010 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE HEARD THE 363 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,026 FIZZ AND THE CAP OPENING 364 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,026 GOSH 365 00:09:57,026 --> 00:10:00,014 >> Tariq: THAT'S GREAT 366 00:09:57,026 --> 00:10:00,014 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 367 00:10:00,014 --> 00:10:03,001 @MONTAFAITH. 368 00:10:00,014 --> 00:10:03,001 SHE SAYS, "MY DATE PICKED A BBQ 369 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:05,019 RESTAURANT FOR DINNER. 370 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:05,019 HE ORDERED A LARGE BOWL OF 371 00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:09,027 SAUCE AND ATE IT WITH A SPOON. 372 00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:09,027 LIKE SOUP. 373 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:12,000 JUST THE SAUCE." 374 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:12,000 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 375 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,012 >> Questlove: YEAH, I DID THAT 376 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,012 ONCE 377 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,028 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 378 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,028 >> Questlove: I DIDN'T KNOW 379 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:16,020 WHAT QUESO WAS 380 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:16,020 I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME FANCY 381 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:20,002 CHEESE SOUP. 382 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:20,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:10:20,002 --> 00:10:21,018 >> Jimmy: MY DAD DID THAT. 384 00:10:20,002 --> 00:10:21,018 WE WENT TO SOME RESTAURANT WITH 385 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:25,022 MY MOM AND WE WENT OUT AND IT 386 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:25,022 WAS A WHITE BEAN DIP THAT YOU 387 00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:29,014 SPREAD ON- 388 00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:29,014 >> Questlove: RIGHT. 389 00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,016 >> Jimmy: MY DAD WAS GOING, AND 390 00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,016 I GO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 391 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:33,019 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CHEESE SOUP 392 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:33,019 >> Questlove: I THOUGHT THE 393 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:36,014 CHEF WAS SENDING ME SOMETHING 394 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:36,014 SPECIAL OUT. 395 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:39,003 SO I WENT ON IN AND THEN THEY 396 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:39,003 CAME OVER LIKE, NO, THAT IS THE 397 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:43,024 DIP FOR THE CHIPS. 398 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:43,024 I THOUGHT IT WAS CHEESE SOUP 399 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:49,011 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 400 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:49,011 THIS ONE IS FROM @ALLEYDALLEY. 401 00:10:49,011 --> 00:10:52,001 THIS IS A LONG ONE 402 00:10:49,011 --> 00:10:52,001 SO LISTEN AND PAY ATTENTION 403 00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:55,004 BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNY. 404 00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:55,004 THIS ONE SAYS, "MY DATE WENT TO 405 00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:57,021 THE BATHROOM, SO I TEXTED MY 406 00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:57,021 ROOMMATE WHO WAS HAVING AN 407 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,022 ARGUMENT WITH HER EX 408 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,022 BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO 409 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:02,011 MY DATE. 410 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:02,011 SO WHILE IN THE BATHROOM, HE 411 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,013 RECEIVED A TEXT FROM ME THAT 412 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,013 SAID, 'ARE YOU OKAY? 413 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:18,016 I LOVE YOU.' 414 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:18,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:23,007 "I LOVE YOU TOO. 416 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:23,007 THIS ONE IS FROM @KIMHAZELTON2 417 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:25,028 SHE SAYS, "AFTER LOOKING AT THE 418 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:25,028 MENU, I SAID, I THINK I'LL HAVE 419 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:27,028 THE LOBSTER. 420 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:27,028 HE SAID, "HAVE WHATEVER YOU 421 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:30,027 WANT, IT'S YOUR MONEY. 422 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:30,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:33,009 NOT BAD. 424 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:33,009 THAT'S FUNNY 425 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:38,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:38,011 THIS ONE IS FROM 427 00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:42,008 @SLEEPYNICOLEV.O 428 00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:42,008 SHE SAYS, "DURING DINNER, HE 429 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,007 TOLD ME MY EYES WERE THE COLOR 430 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,007 OF MUDDY POND WATER. 431 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:51,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:51,004 HE'S SO ROMANTIC 433 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:54,002 "I MEAN LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MUDDY 434 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:54,002 POND." 435 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:56,024 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 436 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:56,024 @LUCYIRELAND9. 437 00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,017 SHE SAYS, "YOU KNOW IT WENT BAD 438 00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,017 WHEN THE DATE ENDS IN 439 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,009 A HIGH-FIVE. 440 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,009 THERE YOU GO 441 00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:01,022 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 442 00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:01,022 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" 443 00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,004 HASHTAGS 444 00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,004 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 445 00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:06,004 FAVORITES GO TO 446 00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:06,004 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 447 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:09,016 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE 448 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:09,016 VERY FUNNY RICKY GERVAIS 449 00:12:09,016 --> 00:12:30,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 450 00:12:09,016 --> 00:12:30,015 ♪ 451 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,020 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 452 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,020 EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER 453 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,023 AND ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE 454 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,023 ON THE PLANET. 455 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:37,005 THE FIRST TWO SEASONS OF HIS 456 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:37,005 ACCLAIMED SERIES, "AFTER 457 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,017 LIFE" -- GOSH, IT'S A GOOD 458 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,017 SHOW 459 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:42,029 IT'S SUCH A GOOD MIX OF COMEDY 460 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:42,029 AND THEN DRAMA 461 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,021 HE'S AWESOME 462 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,021 THEY'RE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON 463 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:46,003 NETFLIX. 464 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:46,003 HERE'S THE ONE AND ONLY, 465 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,009 RICKY GERVAIS! 466 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,009 HEY, THERE HE IS 467 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,021 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 468 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,021 RICKY GERVAIS, LOOK AT YOU MAN 469 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:55,026 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 470 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:55,026 WOW. 471 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:57,002 >> YEAH. 472 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:57,002 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 473 00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,008 DOING THIS 474 00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,008 I APPRECIATE THIS. 475 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:01,013 I KNOW YOU'RE IN -- YOU'RE OVER 476 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:01,013 IN UK RIGHT NOW SO THANK YOU 477 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:05,001 FOR DOING THIS 478 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:05,001 LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS IN 479 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,009 APRIL. 480 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,009 WE WERE ON ZOOM, MAYBE A MONTH 481 00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:10,025 IN QUARANTINE. 482 00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:10,025 AND SO THANKS FOR DOING THAT BY 483 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:13,000 THE WAY. 484 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:13,000 >> I HAVEN'T -- I HAVEN'T 485 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,013 MOVED. 486 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,013 I'VE BEEN IN -- NOTHING'S 487 00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:18,007 HAPPENED 488 00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:18,007 IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY. 489 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,023 I'VE BEEN HERE 490 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,023 IN FACT YOU MIGHT HAVE WELL 491 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:25,005 RERUN THE INTERVIEW FROM APRIL 492 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:25,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,024 NOTHING'S HAPPENED 494 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,024 >> Jimmy: NOTHING HAS CHANGED. 495 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:28,023 NOTHING HAPPENED 496 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:28,023 >> NOTHING CHANGED 497 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,019 I'M PROBABLY WEARING THE SAME 498 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,019 T-SHIRT. 499 00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:32,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:32,021 >> Jimmy: CAN WE DO THAT 501 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,027 WE'LL JUST RUN THE OTHER 502 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,027 INTERVIEW. 503 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:35,006 YEAH, WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO 504 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:35,006 IT 505 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:38,025 >> NO ONE -- NO ONE WOULD KNOW 506 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:38,025 >> Jimmy: WELL, LOOK, THE GOOD 507 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:43,000 NEWS IS THAT THE VACCINES ARE 508 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:43,000 BEING ROLLED OUT 509 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,006 >> YEAH. 510 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,006 >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE -- I 511 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,022 MEAN, YOU'RE ON THE LIST, 512 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,022 OBVIOUSLY. 513 00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:49,026 >> I'M ON THE LIST, BUT WE 514 00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:49,026 CHECKED, RIGHT 515 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:52,011 I WASN'T EVEN REGISTERED TO 516 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:52,011 A DOCTOR 517 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,015 I HAD TO GO ONLINE TO 518 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,015 REGISTER -- I DON'T GO TO THE 519 00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:58,006 DOCTOR 520 00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:58,006 AND I GOT REGISTERED, AND YOU 521 00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:01,011 PUT IN YOUR DETAILS, AND IT 522 00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:01,011 TELLS YOU WHERE YOU ARE. 523 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,006 AND THERE'S LIKE 30 MILLION 524 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,006 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME 525 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,018 HOW CAN I NOT BE VULNERABLE? 526 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:06,018 LOOK AT ME 527 00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:09,010 HOW CAN THERE PEOPLE -- I MEAN, 528 00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:09,010 IT'S SO ANNOYING 529 00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:13,025 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET -- I WILL 530 00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:13,025 FIGHT AN OLD LADY FOR THAT 531 00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:15,017 VACCINE. 532 00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:15,017 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. 533 00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:17,026 >> IT WILL BE LIKE "GAME OF 534 00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:17,026 THRONES. 535 00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:19,025 I WILL -- I WILL GRAB -- 536 00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:19,025 >> Jimmy: NO 537 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,013 >> I WILL GRAB THAT. 538 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,013 I'LL BE LIKE A DERANGED JUNKIE 539 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:25,025 I WILL GRAB THE NEEDLE OUT OF 540 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:25,025 HER ARM. 541 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:27,017 OF COURSE I WILL 542 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:27,017 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE AT 543 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,001 ALL. 544 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:29,001 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? 545 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:36,004 THIS IS -- MY PLAN IS, ALRIGHT 546 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:36,004 WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, I'M 547 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:42,020 GOING TO BE CLINICALLY OBESE SO 548 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:42,020 I'LL BE HIGH RISK. 549 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:45,022 I'LL WALK IN AND I'LL GO -- I 550 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:45,022 SIT DOWN, I GO, "HELLO, 551 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:49,004 DOCTOR." 552 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:49,004 AND I'LL BE BREATHING HEAVILY. 553 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,029 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR PLAN 554 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,029 >> AND THEY'LL GO, "JESUS, 555 00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:53,011 LET'S GET THIS FAT [ BLEEP ] 556 00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:53,011 INJECTED 557 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:56,007 HE'S GOING TO DIE. 558 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:56,007 RIGHT, AND THEN -- 559 00:14:56,007 --> 00:15:00,021 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BAD PLAN 560 00:14:56,007 --> 00:15:00,021 THIS IS A VERY -- THIS IS 561 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:04,026 A VERY BAD PLAN. 562 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:04,026 DO NOT DO THAT 563 00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:06,023 OH, JUST DON'T 564 00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:06,023 BUT EVENTUALLY, WE'LL ALL GET 565 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:09,024 IT AND THEN WE'LL TALK AND 566 00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:09,024 WE'LL BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU 567 00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,013 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO ASK 568 00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,013 YOU ABOUT? 569 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:14,002 I HEARD THERE'S A NEW ADDITION 570 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:14,002 TO THE FAMILY BECAUSE I KNOW 571 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,028 YOU'RE A HUGE ANIMAL LOVER 572 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,028 >> YEAH. 573 00:15:16,028 --> 00:15:18,016 >> Jimmy: I THINK A LOT OF 574 00:15:16,028 --> 00:15:18,016 PEOPLE ARE IN QUARANTINE 575 00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,015 YOU STARTED FOSTERING A CAT, 576 00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,015 RIGHT? 577 00:15:20,015 --> 00:15:24,026 >> YEAH, RIGHT, OUR LOVELY CAT, 578 00:15:20,015 --> 00:15:24,026 OLLIE, OF 16 YEARS DIED AT THE 579 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:27,024 BEGINNING OF LOCKDOWN. 580 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:27,024 AND I THOUGHT, "WE'RE NOT GOING 581 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:30,000 TO GET ONE NOW." 582 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:30,000 RIGHT? 583 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,019 AND JANE SAID, "WELL, LET'S 584 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,019 FOSTER THEM. 585 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:33,002 AND I WENT, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 586 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:33,002 FOSTER THEM? 587 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:35,018 "WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN THEM 588 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:35,018 BEING IN A CAGE. 589 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,014 AND I KNEW IT WOULDN'T END 590 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,014 WELL 591 00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:42,008 SO WE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL CAT, 592 00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:42,008 BEING FOSTERED, A RESCUE CAT TO 593 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,000 FIND IT A HOME AND IT WAS SORT 594 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,000 OF SHY 595 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,011 WITHIN ONE DAY, IT GOT ON MY 596 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,011 LAP AND LOOKED AT ME AND I 597 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:51,013 WENT, "WE'RE KEEPING IT. 598 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:51,013 YOU KNOW 599 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,022 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 600 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,022 >> I WAS NEVER GOING TO -- HOW 601 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:57,013 CAN I GIVE IT AWAY NOW, NO 602 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:57,013 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT 603 00:15:57,013 --> 00:16:00,028 DID YOU NAME THE CAT 604 00:15:57,013 --> 00:16:00,028 >> PICKLE. 605 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,024 >> Jimmy: PICKLE IS A GREAT 606 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,024 NAME 607 00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:04,026 >> SHOULD I GO AND GET HER 608 00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:04,026 SHOULD I TRY TO FIND HER 609 00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,005 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE 610 00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,005 PICKLE 611 00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,025 YES. 612 00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,025 >> SHE MIGHT STRUGGLE. 613 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:11,017 THIS MIGHT BE -- SHE MIGHT 614 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:11,017 NOT -- LET'S HAVE A LOOK 615 00:16:11,017 --> 00:16:13,004 HOLD ON. 616 00:16:11,017 --> 00:16:13,004 >> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY 617 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:16,011 EXCITING 618 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:16,011 >> WANNA BE ON JIMMY FALLON? 619 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:18,013 HE IS NOT A MOON-FACED, 620 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:18,013 TALENTLESS HACK. 621 00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:20,009 HE'S A VERY GOOD - 622 00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:20,009 >> Jimmy: MOON-FACED, 623 00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:28,028 TALENTED -- OH, WOW. 624 00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:28,028 PICKLE, HI 625 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,020 PICKLE -- DID YOU -- OH NO, 626 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,020 STOP 627 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:35,021 THIS IS HONESTLY THE CUTEST. 628 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:35,021 DID SHE SAY SOMETHING? 629 00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,027 OH, STOP IT -- LOOK AT -- OH, 630 00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,027 RICKY, THIS IS -- I'M TAKEN AS 631 00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:42,009 WELL 632 00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:42,009 EVERYONE LOVES PICKLE NOW. 633 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:44,011 COME ON. 634 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:44,011 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PICKLE 635 00:16:44,011 --> 00:16:45,013 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HI, 636 00:16:44,011 --> 00:16:45,013 PICKLE 637 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,023 WELCOME TO THE "THE TONIGHT 638 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,023 SHOW." 639 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:49,008 THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. 640 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:49,008 >> I WON'T STRESS HER. 641 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,013 I'LL LET HER GO. 642 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,013 GO ON. 643 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,026 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 644 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,026 YOU KNOW, I WANTED - 645 00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:59,019 >> I SHOWED -- I SHOWED 646 00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:59,019 JIMMY FALLON MY PICKLE 647 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:05,010 THAT'S - 648 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:05,010 >> Jimmy: GET IN LINE, BUDDY 649 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:09,001 HEY, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN 650 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:09,001 DURING QUARANTINE ON TWITTER, 651 00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:11,023 BUT -- AND INSTAGRAM WHERE 652 00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:11,023 YOU -- 653 00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:14,008 >> YEAH. 654 00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:14,008 >> Jimmy: WHERE, IN PART, YOU 655 00:17:14,008 --> 00:17:17,014 ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM PEOPLE 656 00:17:14,008 --> 00:17:17,014 HOW -- 657 00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:20,001 >> YEAH, I JUST DO THIS 658 00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:20,001 A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK 659 00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:23,021 I DO THIS SORT OF THING, LIVE. 660 00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:23,021 I'M JUST HERE, JUST TALKING TO 661 00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:25,027 THE PEOPLE, AND THEY'RE SENDING 662 00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:25,027 ME QUESTIONS 663 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:29,021 AND I -- YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT. 664 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:29,021 IT'S REALLY GREAT. 665 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,027 BECAUSE I THINK IT'S THE 666 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,027 CLOSEST YOU GET, YOU KNOW, TO 667 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,002 CONNECT 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 668 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,002 YOU'RE ACTUALLY TALKING TO THEM 669 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:39,017 AND -- AND THEY TUNE IN. 670 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:39,017 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME 671 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,029 IT'S -- IT'S GREAT 672 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,029 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY SAY SO 673 00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:41,026 YOU? 674 00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:41,026 >> I SORT OF DID IT 'CAUSE I 675 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,001 THOUGHT, "I SHOULD DO 676 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,001 SOMETHING. 677 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:46,023 BUT ACTUALLY, I LIKE IT. 678 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:46,023 I LIKE DOING IT NOW. 679 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,001 I REALLY LIKE THE -- YOU KNOW, 680 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,001 THE FEELING OF THIS LITTLE -- 681 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:52,012 THIS LITTLE CLUB 682 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:52,012 IT'S GREAT 683 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,014 THEY SEND ME QUESTIONS THAT 684 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,014 RANGE FROM PHILOSOPHICAL 685 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,018 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE UNIVERSE, 686 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,018 AND LIFE AND DEATH AND ALL 687 00:17:54,018 --> 00:18:02,002 THAT, TO STUPID ONES 688 00:17:54,018 --> 00:18:02,002 LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU HAD 689 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:08,001 TO SWAP YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR 690 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:08,001 ANUS 691 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,004 >> Jimmy: WOW. 692 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,004 THAT'S -- I'M GOING TO JUST 693 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:12,015 CROSS THAT QUESTION OFF, 'CAUSE 694 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:12,015 I WAS GOING TO ASK - 695 00:18:12,015 --> 00:18:16,026 >> I SAID, I WOULDN'T GO TO 696 00:18:12,015 --> 00:18:16,026 RESTAURANTS. 697 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,009 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE NEXT 698 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,009 QUESTION 699 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:22,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 700 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:22,022 >> IT IS NICE AS WELL CAUSE 701 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:26,012 THERE'S LOTS OF CATS AND DOGS 702 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:26,012 ON TWITTER AND I LOVE IT 703 00:18:26,012 --> 00:18:27,016 I LOVE IT WHEN THEY ASK ME A 704 00:18:26,012 --> 00:18:27,016 A QUESTION FROM THEIR 705 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:32,016 PERSPECTIVE. 706 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:32,016 LIKE ONE DOG ASKED ME, "HAVE 707 00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:35,008 YOU -- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF 708 00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:35,008 AWARDS, BUT HAVE YOU EVER FOUND 709 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:42,017 A REALLY GOOD STICK? 710 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:42,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET DOWN 711 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,026 TO THE BRASS TACKS 712 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,026 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REALLY GOOD 713 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:45,002 STICK, MAN 714 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:45,002 COME ON. 715 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,018 THAT'S AWESOME 716 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,018 >> HAVE YOU HAD STUCK YOUR HEAD 717 00:18:46,018 --> 00:18:50,003 OUT OF A CAR WINDOW WHEN IT'S 718 00:18:46,018 --> 00:18:50,003 GOING REALLY FAST? 719 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,006 >> Jimmy: THAT'S LIVING IT UP, 720 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,006 MAN. 721 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,012 RICKY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 722 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,012 YOUR TELEVISION SERIES, "AFTER 723 00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:56,027 LIFE." 724 00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:56,027 MAN, I LOVE THIS SHOW. 725 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:59,026 SECOND SEASON, YOU'RE GREAT IN 726 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:59,026 IT 727 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:01,000 I WAS SAYING EARLIER, IT'S A 728 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:01,000 A VERY FUNNY SHOW, BUT IT'S 729 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,022 ALSO HEART BREAKING AND DEALING 730 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,022 WITH LOSS AND GRIEF. 731 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,020 AND I LOVE THE BALANCE THAT YOU 732 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,020 DO THERE 733 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:13,002 BUT I THINK ONLY YOU CAN DO IT 734 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:13,002 >> THANK YOU 735 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,018 >> Jimmy: THE TWO SEASONS ARE 736 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,018 ON NETFLIX NOW, SO IF ANYONE 737 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:18,003 HASN'T SEEN IT, THEY SHOULD 738 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:18,003 CHECK IT OUT 739 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:23,003 BUT I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING A 740 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:23,003 A LITTLE KIND OF PRE-AWARD BUZZ 741 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:24,026 FOR SEASON TWO, SO CONGRATS ON 742 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:24,026 THAT 743 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:27,008 I HEARD THERE'S GOING TO BE 744 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:27,008 A SEASON THREE ON THE SHOW 745 00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:30,007 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US 746 00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:30,007 ARE YOU WRITING IT 747 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:33,009 >> I'VE SORT OF WRITTEN IT 748 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:33,009 YOU KNOW, I HAD MORE TIME THIS 749 00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:37,004 YEAR THAN I THOUGHT I'D HAVE 750 00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:37,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 751 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:39,029 SO, I WASN'T SURE ABOUT IT 752 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:39,029 YOU KNOW, I KNEW NETFLIX WANTED 753 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:41,018 A THIRD SEASON 754 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:41,018 BUT YOU KNOW, THEY WOULD 755 00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:42,021 BECAUSE THE FIRST TWO WERE 756 00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:42,021 SUCCESSFUL, BUT I WANTED TO 757 00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:48,014 MAKE SURE IT WASN'T AN UNWANTED 758 00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:48,014 ENCORE 759 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:52,000 SO I SAID, WE'LL SEE, AND AFTER 760 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:52,000 ABOUT A WEEK WHEN THE SEASON 761 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,004 TWO CAME OUT THEY CALLED AND 762 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,004 SAID, "LISTEN, LET'S DO 763 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:57,010 A THIRD. 764 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:57,010 >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SHOW 765 00:19:57,010 --> 00:20:01,009 A CLIP OF "AFTER LIFE" FROM 766 00:19:57,010 --> 00:20:01,009 SEASON TWO, BUT THIS IS FUN. 767 00:20:01,009 --> 00:20:03,004 RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED THE 768 00:20:01,009 --> 00:20:03,004 SHOW, YOU SAID, LET ME JUST 769 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:07,006 SEND YOU THIS. 770 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:07,006 IT'S AN OUTTAKE FROM SEASON 771 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,002 TWO. 772 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,002 AND I LOVE THAT YOU SENT THIS. 773 00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:10,005 TELL US WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE 774 00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:10,005 HERE 775 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,009 IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. 776 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,009 >> WELL, AS YOU KNOW MY LEADING 777 00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:19,012 LADY IS A GERMAN SHEPHERD. 778 00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:19,012 IT'S JUST FUN ALL THE TIME 779 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:23,007 WE DO THE TAKE AND THEN THINGS 780 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:23,007 HAPPEN 781 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:24,013 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DID 782 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:24,013 THIS, BUT IT WAS AFTER A TAKE, 783 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:30,027 THIS DOG SUDDENLY DECIDED TO 784 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:30,027 SHOW HOW MUCH SHE LOVED ME 785 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:32,010 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 786 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:32,010 THIS, HERE'S RICKY GERVAIS AND 787 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:43,014 HIS CO-STAR. 788 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:43,014 >> GOOD GIRL 789 00:20:43,014 --> 00:20:45,020 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH 790 00:20:43,014 --> 00:20:45,020 ALL RIGHT. 791 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,002 OKAY 792 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,002 OKAY 793 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:50,011 YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE 794 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:50,011 A SHOWER 795 00:20:50,011 --> 00:20:52,010 CHEER, DOWN. 796 00:20:50,011 --> 00:20:52,010 BAD GIRL, BRANDY 797 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,012 BAD GIRL 798 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,012 BAD GIRL, BRANDY 799 00:20:54,012 --> 00:21:07,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 800 00:20:54,012 --> 00:21:07,022 OH 801 00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:14,000 >> Jimmy: ALMOST 802 00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:14,000 >> THANK YOU 803 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 804 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,005 IT'S LIKE, FOR THE FIRST COUPLE 805 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:19,017 OF SECONDS, I TRIED TO STAY IN 806 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:19,017 CHARACTER. 807 00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:25,011 I SORT OF LAUGHED AND SAID, 808 00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:25,011 BRANDY, LIKE HER STAGE NAME. 809 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:27,015 THEN I THOUGHT, WE CAN'T USE 810 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:27,015 THIS 811 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:30,018 IT LOOKS MENTAL. 812 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:30,018 OH 813 00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:37,014 BUT I SHOULD SAY, TO BE FAIR, 814 00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:37,014 ALL THE ACTORS DO THAT TO ME 815 00:21:37,014 --> 00:21:40,013 AFTER A TAKE 816 00:21:37,014 --> 00:21:40,013 THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH 817 00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:43,012 >> Jimmy: AH, SEE, THAT RIGHT 818 00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:43,012 THERE DESERVES AN AWARD RIGHT 819 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:44,020 THERE. 820 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:44,020 THAT SCENE RIGHT THERE IS WHAT 821 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:47,000 I LOVE 822 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:47,000 I LOVE THAT SHE FINISHED 823 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,012 SHE GOES, FINALLY LIKE A COUPLE 824 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,012 MORE LICKS 825 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,017 ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE, AND 826 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,017 PERFECT TIMING, YOU GO, THANK 827 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:54,029 YOU. 828 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:54,029 SO GOOD. 829 00:21:54,029 --> 00:21:56,005 RICKY GERVAIS, THE FIRST TWO 830 00:21:54,029 --> 00:21:56,005 SEASONS OF "AFTER LIFE" ARE ON 831 00:21:56,005 --> 00:21:57,028 NETFLIX NOW. 832 00:21:56,005 --> 00:21:57,028 WHEN WE COME RIGHT BACK, RICKY 833 00:21:57,028 --> 00:22:00,000 AND I ARE PLAYING "WHEEL OF 834 00:21:57,028 --> 00:22:00,000 OPINIONS." 835 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,018 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 836 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,018 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 837 00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:26,013 ♪ 838 00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:26,013 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, WE'RE 839 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:28,007 HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS! 840 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:28,007 RICKY, NOW YOU'RE KNOWN FOR 841 00:22:28,007 --> 00:22:31,017 HAVING STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT 842 00:22:28,007 --> 00:22:31,017 ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF THINGS. 843 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:35,001 SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I WANT TO 844 00:22:32,006 --> 00:22:35,001 PLAY A GAME OF "WHEEL OF 845 00:22:32,021 --> 00:22:35,001 OPINIONS!" 846 00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:41,005 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 847 00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:41,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 848 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:44,001 >> I LOVE THAT 849 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:44,001 YOU HAVE A THEME TUNE. 850 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,016 A LOT OF THOUGHT HAS GONE INTO 851 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,016 THE GAME 852 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,026 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 853 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,026 I'LL HIT THIS BUTTON HERE THAT 854 00:22:48,026 --> 00:22:52,001 IS BLUETOOTH ATTACHED TO THE 855 00:22:48,026 --> 00:22:52,001 STUDIO 856 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,029 AND IT'S GOING TO ACTIVATE THE 857 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,029 OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR. 858 00:22:55,029 --> 00:23:00,006 AND IT'S GOING TO LAND ON 859 00:22:55,029 --> 00:23:00,006 A RANDOM TOPIC 860 00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 861 00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,015 AND WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HAVE TO 862 00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:03,022 GIVE YOUR OPINION ON IT. 863 00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:03,022 READY? 864 00:23:03,022 --> 00:23:04,027 >> YEAH. 865 00:23:03,022 --> 00:23:04,027 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 866 00:23:04,027 --> 00:23:10,018 BUDDY. 867 00:23:04,027 --> 00:23:10,018 [ BEEPING 868 00:23:10,018 --> 00:23:15,022 HOROSCOPES 869 00:23:10,018 --> 00:23:15,022 I LIKE HOROSCOPES. 870 00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:16,028 >> RIDICULOUS. 871 00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:16,028 >> Jimmy: WHAT 872 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,010 >> NONSENSE. 873 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,010 >> Jimmy: WHY? 874 00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:22,003 >> PSEUDOSCIENCE 875 00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:22,003 HOW CAN YOUR HOROSCOPE, HOW CAN 876 00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:23,004 PEOPLE BORN AROUND THE SAME 877 00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:23,004 TIME HAVE ALL THE SAME 878 00:23:23,004 --> 00:23:29,022 CHARACTERISTICS? 879 00:23:23,004 --> 00:23:29,022 IF THEY WERE IN PEOPLE'S MINDS, 880 00:23:29,022 --> 00:23:33,013 BECAUSE THEY -- FIRST OF ALL, 881 00:23:29,022 --> 00:23:33,013 THEY WOULD MAKE THEM 882 00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:35,004 FLATTERING, DON'T THEY 883 00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:35,004 THEY SAY THINGS LIKE OH, 884 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:38,004 CANCER, YOU'RE BRAVE BUT 885 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:38,004 CONSIDERATE. 886 00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:41,003 YOU KNOW, VIRGO, LOGICAL, HARD 887 00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:41,003 WORKING. 888 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,009 NOT ONE STAR SIGN SAYS, "YOU'VE 889 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,009 GOT BAD BREATH AND YOU'RE 890 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:45,018 GULLIBLE." 891 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:45,018 YOU KNOW -- THEY HAVE DAILY 892 00:23:45,018 --> 00:23:52,004 THINGS THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, 893 00:23:45,018 --> 00:23:52,004 PREDICTIONS. 894 00:23:52,004 --> 00:23:54,016 THEY ARE SO VAGUE. 895 00:23:52,004 --> 00:23:54,016 IT'S ALL THINGS LIKE, "TODAY 896 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,025 YOU WILL SEIZE AN OPPORTUNITY. 897 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,025 WELL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 898 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,023 THEY HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING 899 00:23:57,025 --> 00:23:58,023 LIKE, IF IT SAID, 900 00:23:58,023 --> 00:23:59,029 "SALLY MARSDEN IN TEDDINGTON, 901 00:23:58,023 --> 00:23:59,029 YOUR BOSS IS GOING TO FIRE YOU 902 00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:01,003 TODAY BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT WAS 903 00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:01,003 YOU THAT NICKED THE PETTY 904 00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:08,000 CASH." 905 00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:08,000 THEN I'D BELIEVE THEM. 906 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:14,029 BUT UNTIL THEN, IT'S ABSOLUTE 907 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:14,029 NONSENSE 908 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,023 [ DING ] 909 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,023 >> Jimmy: LET'S TRY ANOTHER 910 00:24:15,023 --> 00:24:16,028 TOPIC, HERE WE GO. 911 00:24:15,023 --> 00:24:16,028 [ BEEPING 912 00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:21,003 >> MADE UP NONSENSE. 913 00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:21,003 >> Jimmy: WEED GUMMIES 914 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,025 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A WEED 915 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,025 GUMMY GUY. 916 00:24:23,025 --> 00:24:24,027 >> WELL, I MEAN, I THINK 917 00:24:23,025 --> 00:24:24,027 THEY'RE PROBABLY GOOD FOR 918 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:32,001 WEANING KIDS ON TO DRUGS 919 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:32,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 920 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:35,016 >> Jimmy: NO 921 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:35,016 >> IF YOU'RE LIKE, "LITTLE 922 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:39,001 TOMMY WON'T SMOKE HIS JOINT. 923 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:39,001 GIVE HIM A WEED GUMMY. 924 00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:42,016 GIVE HIM A WEED GUMMY. 925 00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:42,016 THAT WILL HELP 926 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:43,025 [ DING ] 927 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:43,025 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, ANOTHER 928 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:49,016 TOPIC. 929 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:49,016 [ BEEPING 930 00:24:49,016 --> 00:24:52,021 WE'RE MOVING 931 00:24:49,016 --> 00:24:52,021 MECHANICAL PENCILS 932 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:55,016 WHEN YOU CLICK AND THE LEAD 933 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:55,016 COMES -- YOU KNOW. 934 00:24:55,016 --> 00:24:58,008 >> WHY 935 00:24:55,016 --> 00:24:58,008 WHAT WAS UP WITH THE PENCIL? 936 00:24:58,008 --> 00:25:00,018 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PENCIL? 937 00:24:58,008 --> 00:25:00,018 WHO IS GOING -- THE PENCILS, 938 00:25:00,018 --> 00:25:07,002 THEY'RE NOT GOOD ANYMORE 939 00:25:00,018 --> 00:25:07,002 WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT? 940 00:25:07,002 --> 00:25:08,007 THIS INVENTION -- I REMEMBER 941 00:25:07,002 --> 00:25:08,007 WHEN I WORKED IN AN OFFICE, IT 942 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:14,017 WAS A LITTLE ARM THAT WENT DOWN 943 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:14,017 WHEN YOU WANTED A PAPER CLIP 944 00:25:14,017 --> 00:25:15,020 LIKE, PEOPLE ARE GOING, "I 945 00:25:14,017 --> 00:25:15,020 CAN'T PICK UP PAPER CLIPS 946 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:21,010 ANYMORE. 947 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:21,010 FINGERS ARE SO PASSE 948 00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:23,026 I CAN'T PICK UP PAPER --" IT'S 949 00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:23,026 MADE UP. 950 00:25:23,026 --> 00:25:27,001 NO ONE NEEDED IT 951 00:25:23,026 --> 00:25:27,001 WHAT IS WRONG WITH A PENCIL? 952 00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:28,010 ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT ABOUT 953 00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:28,010 A LOT OF STUFF 954 00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,025 LIKE BELT BUCKLES NOW. 955 00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,025 THEY'RE LIKE TRYING TO DO 956 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,021 A RUBIK'S CUBE 957 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,021 WHAT WAS UP WITH THE BELT? 958 00:25:32,021 --> 00:25:34,023 AND WATCH STRAPS 959 00:25:32,021 --> 00:25:34,023 ABSOLUTE NONSENSE. 960 00:25:34,023 --> 00:25:40,018 IT'S FINE. 961 00:25:34,023 --> 00:25:40,018 I GOT A PAIR OF TRAINERS AND IT 962 00:25:40,018 --> 00:25:42,027 WAS RIDICULOUS 963 00:25:40,018 --> 00:25:42,027 YOU HAD TO PULL OPEN A THING 964 00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,020 AND THEN PUT THEM ON AND THEN 965 00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,020 PULL A DRAWSTRING. 966 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:48,001 WHAT WAS UP WITH LACES 967 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:48,001 A PENCIL IS FINE 968 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,005 NO ONE'S EVER -- NO ONE'S EVER 969 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,005 BEEN DISAPPOINTED WITH A 970 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:53,009 A PENCIL 971 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:53,009 IT'S NEVER -- IT'S NEVER BEEN 972 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,023 NEEDED 973 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,023 >> Jimmy: WELL, IMAGINE 974 00:25:56,023 --> 00:26:04,029 HAVING -- IMAGINE HAVING A 975 00:25:56,023 --> 00:26:04,029 A PENCIL THAT -- 976 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 977 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,011 SOME PENCILS HAVE DISAPPOINTED 978 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:07,011 [ DING ] 979 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:07,011 LET'S JUST SAY 980 00:26:07,011 --> 00:26:08,021 LET'S JUST MOVE ON 981 00:26:07,011 --> 00:26:08,021 HERE WE GO 982 00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,013 LAST ONE, RICKY. 983 00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,013 THEN I'M LEAVING YOU ALONE 984 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:11,013 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING 985 00:26:10,013 --> 00:26:11,013 THIS 986 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:18,019 HERE WE GO 987 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:18,019 [ BEEPING 988 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,025 THIS IS -- I DON'T KNOW IF WE 989 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,025 HAVE TIME FOR THIS 990 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:27,021 SPACE EXPLORATION. 991 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:27,021 >> I MEAN, IT DEPENDS FOR WHO. 992 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:32,009 I LIKE THE IDEA THERE'S A SPACE 993 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:32,009 PROGRAM AND I LOVE THE FEAT 994 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,025 THAT WE'VE BEEN OVER 995 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,025 SATELLITES AND, YOU KNOW, 996 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:38,009 HUBBLE TELESCOPE AND WE PUT 997 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:38,009 A MAN ON THE MOON. 998 00:26:38,009 --> 00:26:41,024 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 999 00:26:38,009 --> 00:26:41,024 IT MAKES ME LAUGH AS WELL. 1000 00:26:41,024 --> 00:26:47,015 WHEN YOU SEE MEMBERS OF LIKE, 1001 00:26:41,024 --> 00:26:47,015 THE HUMAN RACE TAKING CREDIT 1002 00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:50,001 FOR THINGS THAT A FEW PEOPLE 1003 00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:50,001 DID. 1004 00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:53,006 LIKE, SUDDENLY THESE PEOPLE GO, 1005 00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:53,006 "WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. 1006 00:26:53,006 --> 00:26:56,007 I GO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE? 1007 00:26:53,006 --> 00:26:56,007 YOU LIVE IN A [ BLEEP ] BIN. 1008 00:26:56,007 --> 00:26:58,019 YOU COULDN'T EVEN POINT TO THE 1009 00:26:56,007 --> 00:26:58,019 MOON 1010 00:26:58,019 --> 00:26:59,025 SO STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR 1011 00:26:58,019 --> 00:26:59,025 THINGS THE REST OF MANKIND HAVE 1012 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:03,027 DONE 1013 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:03,027 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO 1014 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:09,017 WITH THE MOON LANDING. 1015 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:09,017 >> I DID NOTHING NOTHING 1016 00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:10,020 AND I THINK IT'S -- YOU KNOW, 1017 00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:10,020 IT'S GREAT AS A SCIENCE 1018 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:13,029 PROGRAM. 1019 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:13,029 THEY ARE BRINGING IN THIS THING 1020 00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:15,007 WHERE I WAS OFFERED ON ONE OF 1021 00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:15,007 THESE THINGS TO GO IN SPACE FOR 1022 00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:22,004 15 MINUTES 1023 00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:22,004 AND IT WAS LIKE A GROUP OF LIKE 1024 00:27:22,004 --> 00:27:23,009 BILLIONAIRES AND THEY OFFERED 1025 00:27:22,004 --> 00:27:23,009 ME A CHANCE TO BE THE FIRST 1026 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:30,017 COMEDIAN TO DO A STAND-UP SHOW 1027 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:30,017 IN SPACE 1028 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:34,002 AND I WENT, NO, I'M NOT GOING 1029 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:34,002 TO RISK -- THAT'S MAD. 1030 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:36,027 I'M CAREFUL CROSSING THE ROAD. 1031 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:36,027 ALSO, THESE PEOPLE THAT PAY 1032 00:27:36,027 --> 00:27:38,003 LIKE $300,000 TO GO IN SPACE, 1033 00:27:36,027 --> 00:27:38,003 AND THEY LOOK AROUND, THEY GO, 1034 00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:41,015 AND HERE'S RICKY GERVAIS DOING 1035 00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:41,015 TEN MINUTES. 1036 00:27:41,015 --> 00:27:42,018 NOW THEY CAN WATCH ME ON 1037 00:27:41,015 --> 00:27:42,018 YOUTUBE AND NOW THEY'VE BLOWN 1038 00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:48,027 $300,000 1039 00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:48,027 LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 1040 00:27:48,027 --> 00:27:50,025 THAT'S THE OTHER THING 1041 00:27:48,027 --> 00:27:50,025 LET'S GO INTO SPACE. 1042 00:27:50,025 --> 00:27:54,004 AND YOU LOOK UP. 1043 00:27:50,025 --> 00:27:54,004 WE'RE IN SPACE 1044 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:57,009 WE'RE IN SPACE NOW 1045 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:57,009 WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 1046 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,015 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SEE 1047 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,015 THAT YOU CAN'T SEE FROM HERE 1048 00:27:58,015 --> 00:27:59,024 IT'S LIKE ME GETTING OUT OF THE 1049 00:27:58,015 --> 00:27:59,024 CHAIR AND GOING OVER THERE AND 1050 00:27:59,024 --> 00:28:00,019 GOING, I CAN SEE THE CHAIR FROM 1051 00:27:59,024 --> 00:28:00,019 HERE 1052 00:28:00,019 --> 00:28:04,018 YOU WERE IN THE CHAIR. 1053 00:28:00,019 --> 00:28:04,018 YOU WERE IN THE CHAIR. 1054 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:07,000 THERE'S NOTHING. 1055 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:07,000 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND - 1056 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,016 WELL, WE MIGHT FIND A NEW 1057 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,016 PLANET 1058 00:28:08,016 --> 00:28:09,019 WHERE IS THIS PLANET 1059 00:28:08,016 --> 00:28:09,019 IT'LL TAKE YOU ABOUT 1060 00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:12,021 1,000 YEARS TO GET THERE 1061 00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:12,021 WHAT DO THEY EXPECT A FIND WHEN 1062 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,015 THEY FREEZE AND THEY GO THERE? 1063 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,015 THEY EXPECT TO FIND THIS -- AN 1064 00:28:14,015 --> 00:28:15,019 AMAZING RACE OF THINGS THAT 1065 00:28:14,015 --> 00:28:15,019 TELLS US THE SECRETS OF THE 1066 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:19,017 UNIVERSE 1067 00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:19,017 AND YOU WILL GET THERE AND IT'S 1068 00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:26,018 LIKE -- YOU GO, OH, IS THERE -- 1069 00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:26,018 HOW CAN WE CURE EVERYTHING 1070 00:28:26,018 --> 00:28:31,012 AND THEY GO -- 1071 00:28:26,018 --> 00:28:31,012 [ GROWLING ] 1072 00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:34,017 "WE'RE SPACE -- WE'RE 1073 00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:34,017 ABSOLUTE -- WE'RE MORONIC. 1074 00:28:34,017 --> 00:28:35,026 SO IT WON'T BE WHAT PEOPLE 1075 00:28:34,017 --> 00:28:35,026 THINK. 1076 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:38,012 IT WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS 1077 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:38,012 PEOPLE THINK 1078 00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:42,009 SO JUST STAY AT HOME AND WATCH 1079 00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:42,009 NETFLIX "AFTER LIFE. 1080 00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:45,002 >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN SPACE 1081 00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:45,002 >> YEAH, WE'RE RIGHT IN THE 1082 00:28:45,002 --> 00:28:58,029 [ BLEEP ] MIDDLE OF IT 1083 00:28:45,002 --> 00:28:58,029 [ DING ] 1084 00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,001 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME 1085 00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,001 WE HAVE FOR "WHEEL OF 1086 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,007 OPINIONS!" 1087 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,007 MY THANKS AGAIN TO 1088 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,029 RICKY GERVAIS. 1089 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,029 [ APPLAUSE ] 1090 00:29:02,029 --> 00:29:04,006 YOU CAN WATCH HIS SHOW "AFTER 1091 00:29:02,029 --> 00:29:04,006 LIFE" ON NETFLIX 1092 00:29:04,006 --> 00:29:05,009 OH MY GOSH, MY FACE HURTS YET 1093 00:29:04,006 --> 00:29:05,009 AGAIN. 1094 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,028 YOU'VE DONE IT 1095 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,028 RICKY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING 1096 00:29:06,028 --> 00:29:08,001 HERE 1097 00:29:06,028 --> 00:29:08,001 I NEEDED A LAUGH 1098 00:29:08,001 --> 00:29:09,007 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 1099 00:29:08,001 --> 00:29:09,007 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 1100 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:21,021 CHEERS, BUDDY. 1101 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:21,021 ♪ 1102 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,028 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE 1103 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,028 OF THE BREAKOUT STARS OF THE 1104 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:27,002 SERIES, "NORMAL PEOPLE," WHICH 1105 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:27,002 IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU 1106 00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:30,022 HERE IS, DAISY EDGAR-JONES 1107 00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:30,022 DAISY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1108 00:29:30,022 --> 00:29:35,028 DOING OUR SHOW 1109 00:29:30,022 --> 00:29:35,028 WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 1110 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:40,011 >> I AM IN VANCOUVER ON MY 1111 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:40,011 FIFTH DAY OF QUARANTINE. 1112 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,001 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1113 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,001 >> I'M FILMING A MOVIE WHICH IS 1114 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,008 REALLY COOL, BUT I'VE ACTUALLY 1115 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,008 GOT TO QUARANTINE FOR TWO WEEKS 1116 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:47,009 BEFORE WE CAN START. 1117 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:47,009 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 1118 00:29:47,009 --> 00:29:49,024 >> SO YEAH, IT'S VERY STRANGE. 1119 00:29:47,009 --> 00:29:49,024 I'VE BEEN WITH MYSELF NOW FOR 1120 00:29:49,024 --> 00:29:52,000 A WHILE. 1121 00:29:49,024 --> 00:29:52,000 SO, SORRY IF I'M A LITTLE BIT 1122 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,016 ODD. 1123 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,016 >> Jimmy: OH NO, YOU'RE NOT 1124 00:29:53,016 --> 00:29:54,025 ODD. 1125 00:29:53,016 --> 00:29:54,025 NO, PLEASE 1126 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:57,023 I MEAN, BRING IT ON, BRING ODD 1127 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:57,023 WE LOVE ODD. 1128 00:29:57,023 --> 00:29:59,006 HAVE YOU GOT SEE VANCOUVER AT 1129 00:29:57,023 --> 00:29:59,006 ALL? 1130 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,005 IT'S BEAUTIFUL 1131 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,005 >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT LOOKS 1132 00:30:01,005 --> 00:30:04,011 REALLY, REALLY COOL FROM MY 1133 00:30:01,005 --> 00:30:04,011 WINDOW 1134 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:07,000 I'VE BEEN STARING AT LOADS OF 1135 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:07,000 PEOPLE PASSING BY. 1136 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,008 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO YOU HAVEN'T 1137 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,008 LEFT - 1138 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,013 OF COURSE NOT, IT'S QUARANTINE 1139 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,013 >> NO, I WISH I BROUGHT 1140 00:30:11,013 --> 00:30:12,016 BINOCULARS BECAUSE IT WOULD 1141 00:30:11,013 --> 00:30:12,016 HAVE BEEN GREAT TO DO SOME 1142 00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:19,007 PEOPLE WATCHING, BUT IT LOOKS 1143 00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:19,007 REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL 1144 00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:20,029 AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO 1145 00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:20,029 EXPLORE. 1146 00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:24,002 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU SO 1147 00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:24,002 MUCH FOR TALKING TO US 1148 00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:26,029 YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE 1149 00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:26,029 SOCIALS AND I SAW A POST OF 1150 00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:29,016 YOURS DURING QUARANTINE. 1151 00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:29,016 I SAW THAT YOU WERE LISTENING 1152 00:30:29,016 --> 00:30:33,003 TO AL GREEN ON VINYL 1153 00:30:29,016 --> 00:30:33,003 ARE YOU INTO VINYL ON RECORDS? 1154 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:34,022 >> YES 1155 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:34,022 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. 1156 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:39,020 >> I ABSOLUTELY LOVE VINYL SO, 1157 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:39,020 SO MUCH. 1158 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:42,012 YEAH, I LOVE VINYLS. 1159 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:42,012 ARE YOU INTO VINYLS? 1160 00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:44,011 >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE IT, I 1161 00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:44,011 MEAN, BUT I'M MUCH, MUCH OLDER 1162 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:48,016 THAN YOU 1163 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:48,016 HOW DID YOU GET INTO VINYL 1164 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:51,024 >> YEAH, WELL, MY PARENTS HAVE 1165 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:51,024 A LOAD OF THEM 1166 00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:52,027 AND SO I BOUGHT A RECORD 1167 00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:52,027 PLAYER, I BOUGHT ONE FOR MY 1168 00:30:52,027 --> 00:30:57,011 BIRTHDAY REALLY. 1169 00:30:52,027 --> 00:30:57,011 AND SO IT'S REALLY COOL CAUSE 1170 00:30:57,011 --> 00:31:01,029 I'VE GOT LOADS OF MY PARENTS 1171 00:30:57,011 --> 00:31:01,029 KIND OF -- 1172 00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:03,009 THE SOUND TRACK OF THEIR 1173 00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:03,009 CHILDHOOD AND THEIR TEENAGE 1174 00:31:03,009 --> 00:31:05,010 YEARS, WHICH IS REALLY COOL. 1175 00:31:03,009 --> 00:31:05,010 SO I'VE GOT MY DAD'S "DARK SIDE 1176 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,029 OF THE MOON" ALBUM 1177 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,029 AND IT'S GOT - 1178 00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:10,008 I KNOW, IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT 1179 00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:10,008 THE FIRST TIME I LISTENED TO 1180 00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:15,003 THAT, I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOSH, 1181 00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:15,003 HAD A BIT OF AN AWAKENING. 1182 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,018 IT WAS JUST -- I JUST LISTENED 1183 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,018 TO IT THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. 1184 00:31:17,018 --> 00:31:19,004 AND IT HAS QUITE A FEW 1185 00:31:17,018 --> 00:31:19,004 SCRATCHES ON IT. 1186 00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:20,010 AND I QUITE LIKE THE IDEA THAT 1187 00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:20,010 I'M LISTENING TO IT THE EXACT 1188 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,014 SAME WAY MY DAD WOULD HAVE 1189 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,014 BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE HAD THAT 1190 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:28,006 BEAT IN THE SONG WHEN HE 1191 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:28,006 LISTENED TO IT 1192 00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:30,015 >> Jimmy: WOW, OH. 1193 00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:30,015 THAT'S PRETTY COOL 1194 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,021 HE WOULD HAVE HAD THE SAME SKIP 1195 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,021 WHEN HE LISTENED TO IT 1196 00:31:31,021 --> 00:31:34,018 >> YEAH, SO WE BOTH KNOW THE 1197 00:31:31,021 --> 00:31:34,018 SONG WITH THAT SKIP. 1198 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,019 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOME ROMANCE 1199 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,019 TO THAT. 1200 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:38,008 YEAH 1201 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:38,008 SPEAKING OF MUSIC, I ALSO HEARD 1202 00:31:38,008 --> 00:31:41,006 YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING ON YOUR 1203 00:31:38,008 --> 00:31:41,006 DJ SKILLS. 1204 00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:44,013 >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY COOL. 1205 00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:44,013 I WAS FILMING SOMETHING IN THE 1206 00:31:44,013 --> 00:31:47,014 SUMMER AND I WAS ISOLATING WITH 1207 00:31:44,013 --> 00:31:47,014 MY FRIEND, WHO'S A REALLY 1208 00:31:47,014 --> 00:31:50,007 GOOD -- WELL, HE'S AN EXCELLENT 1209 00:31:47,014 --> 00:31:50,007 HOUSE DJ 1210 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:53,018 SO, I WAS WATCHING HIM DO IT 1211 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:53,018 AND I WAS LIKE, I WANT TO LEARN 1212 00:31:53,018 --> 00:31:55,007 HOW TO DO THAT 1213 00:31:53,018 --> 00:31:55,007 SO, I'VE JUST KIND OF BEEN 1214 00:31:55,007 --> 00:31:56,013 LEARNING 1215 00:31:55,007 --> 00:31:56,013 I MEAN, I HAVE NO SKILL SET 1216 00:31:56,013 --> 00:31:57,018 WHATSOEVER, BUT I CAN SEMI-MIX 1217 00:31:56,013 --> 00:31:57,018 ONE SONG TO THE OTHER, WHICH 1218 00:31:57,018 --> 00:32:05,022 IS, I FEEL, REALLY EXCITING. 1219 00:31:57,018 --> 00:32:05,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING 1220 00:32:05,022 --> 00:32:06,026 >> IT'S REALLY COOL AS WELL 1221 00:32:05,022 --> 00:32:06,026 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I HAVEN'T 1222 00:32:06,026 --> 00:32:11,002 GONE OUT DANCING IN A REALLY, 1223 00:32:06,026 --> 00:32:11,002 REALLY LONG TIME 1224 00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:13,021 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 1225 00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:13,021 >> SO NOW I CAN KIND OF LIKE, 1226 00:32:13,021 --> 00:32:15,004 BRING THE CLUB TO MY BEDROOM 1227 00:32:13,021 --> 00:32:15,004 BUT YEAH, AT THE MINUTE, I'VE 1228 00:32:15,004 --> 00:32:16,010 ONLY ACTUALLY BEEN ABLE TO DO 1229 00:32:15,004 --> 00:32:16,010 SETS FOR MY PARENTS, BUT THEY 1230 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:22,026 SORT OF SEMI-APPRECIATE IT 1231 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:22,026 >> Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, YOU 1232 00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:24,010 IN QUARANTINE IT'S LIKE -- 1233 00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:24,010 >> BUT I NEED A GOOD DJ NAME 1234 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,024 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE - 1235 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,024 OH, YOU NEED A DJ NAME 1236 00:32:27,024 --> 00:32:30,006 >> YEAH, THAT'S THE THING I'M 1237 00:32:27,024 --> 00:32:30,006 LACKING. 1238 00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:31,022 >> Jimmy: OKAY, LET'S SEE, DJ 1239 00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:31,022 NAME 1240 00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,025 ALRIGHT, I'M TRYING TO THINK 1241 00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,025 OF - 1242 00:32:32,025 --> 00:32:38,015 THEY ALWAYS HAVE VERY CLEVER 1243 00:32:32,025 --> 00:32:38,015 NAMES. 1244 00:32:38,015 --> 00:32:40,014 IS ANYTHING ON YOUR SHORT LIST 1245 00:32:38,015 --> 00:32:40,014 >> MY ACTUAL INITIALS ARE -- MY 1246 00:32:40,014 --> 00:32:41,009 NAME'S 1247 00:32:40,014 --> 00:32:41,009 DAISY JESSICA EDGAR-JONES, SO 1248 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:46,005 MY INITIALS ARE DJEJ 1249 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:46,005 >> Jimmy: WHAT 1250 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,007 STOP 1251 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,007 THAT'S IT. 1252 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:49,021 DON'T TALK ANYMORE 1253 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:49,021 THAT'S IT. 1254 00:32:49,021 --> 00:32:51,020 DJEJ IS IT 1255 00:32:49,021 --> 00:32:51,020 YOU WON. 1256 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:54,009 THAT IS YOUR DJ NAME 1257 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:54,009 DJEJ, AND I LOVE IT'S LIKE A 1258 00:32:54,009 --> 00:32:57,000 A NIGHT CLUB OF ONE RIGHT NOW 1259 00:32:54,009 --> 00:32:57,000 IN VANCOUVER 1260 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,007 >> YEAH, AND IF ALL GOES WRONG, 1261 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,007 I CAN TRY AND PURSUE AND SEE 1262 00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:01,006 WHERE IT TAKES ME. 1263 00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:01,006 >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO 1264 00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:06,011 TEACH ME SOME NEXT TIME I SEE 1265 00:33:01,006 --> 00:33:06,011 YOU. 1266 00:33:06,011 --> 00:33:08,016 >> MAYBE I CAN DO -- 1267 00:33:06,011 --> 00:33:08,016 YOUR LIKE SOIREES. 1268 00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:10,028 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE IT. 1269 00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:10,028 OH MY GOSH 1270 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:12,020 YOU HAVE TO SEE MY - 1271 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:12,020 THERE'S NO SOIREES HAPPENING 1272 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,000 RIGHT OF YET, BUT WHENEVER 1273 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,000 WE'RE READY FOR IT, I'M TOTALLY 1274 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,007 CALLING DJEJ 1275 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,007 HEY, CONGRATS ON ALL THE 1276 00:33:18,007 --> 00:33:21,000 SUCCESS OF "NORMAL PEOPLE. 1277 00:33:18,007 --> 00:33:21,000 I MEAN, THE SHOW IS ON EVERY 1278 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,007 MUST WATCH LIST AND YOU'VE BEEN 1279 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,007 GETTING TONS OF ACCLAIM AND 1280 00:33:22,007 --> 00:33:27,010 AWARDS BUZZ FOR YOUR 1281 00:33:22,007 --> 00:33:27,010 PERFORMANCE. 1282 00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:32,028 YOU ARE A CRUSHER IN THIS. 1283 00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:32,028 HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE SHOW 1284 00:33:32,028 --> 00:33:34,020 >> I WOULD SAY IT'S A VERY, 1285 00:33:32,028 --> 00:33:34,020 VERY SIMPLE STORY OF A 1286 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:38,018 A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO 1287 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:38,018 PEOPLE AS THEY GROW UP FROM 1288 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:39,028 18 TO 22 AND IT'S SORT OF ABOUT 1289 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:39,028 HOW MUCH ONE PERSON CAN KIND OF 1290 00:33:39,028 --> 00:33:41,003 CHANGE THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE 1291 00:33:39,028 --> 00:33:41,003 AND HOW THE PEOPLE THAT YOU 1292 00:33:41,003 --> 00:33:51,015 CONNECT WITH ARE SO SIGNIFICANT 1293 00:33:41,003 --> 00:33:51,015 IN A HUMAN LIFE. 1294 00:33:51,015 --> 00:33:57,000 SO IT'S JUST A VERY SIMPLE SORT 1295 00:33:51,015 --> 00:33:57,000 OF LOVE STORY. 1296 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,006 >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN WHEN WE 1297 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,006 WERE RESEARCHING YOU FOR THE 1298 00:33:58,006 --> 00:33:59,009 SHOW, YOUR BANGS HAVE BECOME 1299 00:33:58,006 --> 00:33:59,009 FAMOUS ON ITS OWN NOW, AND 1300 00:33:59,009 --> 00:34:04,016 EVERYONE'S LIKE, HOW DO YOU GET 1301 00:33:59,009 --> 00:34:04,016 MARIANNE'S BANGS 1302 00:34:04,016 --> 00:34:07,018 FROM NORMAL PEOPLE, HOW DO YOU 1303 00:34:04,016 --> 00:34:07,018 GET THE "NORMAL PEOPLE" FRINGE 1304 00:34:07,018 --> 00:34:08,021 IS THAT WHAT -- DO NORMAL 1305 00:34:07,018 --> 00:34:08,021 PEOPLE GO LIKE, HOW DID YOU 1306 00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:10,016 COME UP WITH THAT HAIRSTYLE 1307 00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:10,016 OR - 1308 00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:17,016 IS IT EXCITING YOU HAVE A LOOK 1309 00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:17,016 >> WELL, IT'S FUNNY. 1310 00:34:17,016 --> 00:34:18,022 I MEAN, I SHOULD PROBABLY SAY, 1311 00:34:17,016 --> 00:34:18,022 MARIANNE'S BANGS, THEY ARE 1312 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:19,026 QUITE POPULAR, BUT THEY 1313 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:19,026 DEFINITELY AREN'T AS POPULAR AS 1314 00:34:19,026 --> 00:34:21,001 CONNELL'S CHAIN OF COURSE, 1315 00:34:19,026 --> 00:34:21,001 WHICH IS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS 1316 00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:29,014 ONES - 1317 00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:29,014 OBJECTS FROM THE SHOW. 1318 00:34:29,014 --> 00:34:30,020 YEAH, IT'S SO FUNNY CAUSE MY 1319 00:34:29,014 --> 00:34:30,020 FRINGE CAME FROM THE RESULT OF 1320 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:36,000 NOT GETTING A PART I REALLY 1321 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:36,000 WANTED, AND I WAS SO SAD 1322 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,029 AND I WAS LIKE, "RIGHT, I'M 1323 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,029 GOING TO DO CHANGE 1324 00:34:37,029 --> 00:34:41,008 I'M JUST GOING TO CHOP OFF ALL 1325 00:34:37,029 --> 00:34:41,008 MY FRONT BITS OF MY HAIR." 1326 00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:42,013 AND THEN, YEAH, AFTER THAT, I 1327 00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:42,013 GOT A JOB SO I DO OWE A LOT 1328 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,020 OF -- I THINK MY CAREER TO -- I 1329 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,020 SEEM TO ONLY BE ABLE TO ACT IF 1330 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:51,016 YOU CAN ONLY SEE A PARTIAL 1331 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:51,016 AMOUNT OF MY FACE. 1332 00:34:51,016 --> 00:34:55,011 >> Jimmy: NO 1333 00:34:51,016 --> 00:34:55,011 >> BUT YEAH, IT'S FUNNY THOUGH, 1334 00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:56,014 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, WHEN THE 1335 00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:56,014 SHOW CAME OUT, WE WERE IN 1336 00:34:56,014 --> 00:35:00,028 LOCKDOWN AND MY BANGS WERE OUT 1337 00:34:56,014 --> 00:35:00,028 OF CONTROL 1338 00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:02,005 I HAVE TO SAY, AND MY POOR 1339 00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:02,005 FLATMATE HAD THE RESPONSIBILITY 1340 00:35:02,005 --> 00:35:06,006 OF CUTTING IT. 1341 00:35:02,005 --> 00:35:06,006 AND SHE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB 1342 00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:11,004 BUT IT DEFINITELY WENT THROUGH 1343 00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:11,004 LOTS OF DIFFERENT STAGES 1344 00:35:11,004 --> 00:35:13,023 NOW I'M TRYING TO GROW IT OUT. 1345 00:35:11,004 --> 00:35:13,023 AND THAT'S STRESSFUL ENOUGH AS 1346 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,019 IT IS. 1347 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,019 BUT YEAH, IT'S WEIRD THAT 1348 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:15,029 PEOPLE PICKED UP ON IT 1349 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:15,029 CAUSE -- 1350 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,001 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING THAT JUST 1351 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,001 HAPPENED 1352 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,017 YEAH 1353 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,017 >> YEAH. 1354 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,007 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU CRUSH IT ON 1355 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:40,006 THIS SHOW AND I WOULD LOVE TO 1356 00:35:20,026 --> 00:35:40,006 SHOW A CLIP OF YOU ACTING. 1357 00:35:22,022 --> 00:35:40,006 HERE'S DAISY EDGAR-JONES IN 1358 00:36:04,015 --> 00:36:04,027 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1359 00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:07,000 >> I ASKED, RACHEL TO GO OUT 1360 00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:07,000 TODAY. 1361 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,019 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL OR 1362 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,019 ANYTHING, JUST THOUGHT YOU 1363 00:36:08,019 --> 00:36:09,026 SHOULD KNOW. 1364 00:36:08,019 --> 00:36:09,026 SO, YEAH 1365 00:36:09,026 --> 00:36:11,002 AND I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU 1366 00:36:09,026 --> 00:36:11,002 KNOW IT'S NOT ROMANTIC OR 1367 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,011 ANYTHING 1368 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,011 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS 1369 00:36:12,011 --> 00:36:14,001 >> LIKE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS 1370 00:36:12,011 --> 00:36:14,001 >> NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 1371 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,017 >> ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HER 1372 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,017 >> NO. 1373 00:36:15,017 --> 00:36:17,009 I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME 1374 00:36:15,017 --> 00:36:17,009 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO 1375 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,021 >> NOT HUGE ON THE IDEA MYSELF 1376 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,021 I DON'T THINK I'M REALLY THAT 1377 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,027 INSATIABLE 1378 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,027 I ALREADY HAVE YOU 1379 00:36:19,027 --> 00:36:21,023 THAT WAS A JOKE, MARIANNE. 1380 00:36:19,027 --> 00:36:21,023 >> YEAH, I DIDN'T GET IT 1381 00:36:21,023 --> 00:36:23,006 >> Jimmy: DAISY EDGAR-JONES! 1382 00:36:21,023 --> 00:36:23,006 "NORMAL PEOPLE" IS STREAMING 1383 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,010 NOW ON HULU. 1384 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,010 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 1385 00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:25,012 HERE AGAIN AND CONGRATS ON ALL 1386 00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:25,012 THAT BUZZ. 1387 00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:26,021 IT'S WELL DESERVED 1388 00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:26,021 >> THANK YOU 1389 00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:27,027 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 1390 00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:27,027 WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM THE 1391 00:36:27,027 --> 00:36:37,020 AVETT BROTHERS 1392 00:36:27,027 --> 00:36:37,020 ♪ 1393 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:40,022 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "I GO TO 1394 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:40,022 MY HEART" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, 1395 00:36:40,022 --> 00:36:46,026 "THE THIRD GLEAN", HERE IS THE 1396 00:36:42,019 --> 00:36:46,026 AVETT BROTHERS 1397 00:36:44,014 --> 00:36:46,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1398 00:36:47,022 --> 00:36:57,011 ♪ 1399 00:36:47,022 --> 00:36:57,011 ♪ WHAT DO I GET WHE 1400 00:36:57,011 --> 00:37:08,028 I FIND OUT I AM NOTHIN 1401 00:36:57,011 --> 00:37:08,028 WHO AM I WITHOUT MY NAME 1402 00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:13,002 HOW DO I STOP ♪ 1403 00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:13,002 ♪ THIS EMPTINES 1404 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:19,000 FROM GROWING 1405 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:19,000 THE DUMB INSTRUCTION 1406 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:29,022 COMING FROM MY BRAIN ♪ 1407 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:29,022 ♪ I GO TO MY HEAR 1408 00:37:29,022 --> 00:37:33,004 ON MY KNEE 1409 00:37:29,022 --> 00:37:33,004 BEGGING, TAKE ME DARLING 1410 00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:36,028 PLEASE ♪ 1411 00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:36,028 ♪ I WILL FOLLOW YOU 1412 00:37:36,028 --> 00:37:43,015 I PROMISE I HAVE CHANGED 1413 00:37:36,028 --> 00:37:43,015 I'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS 1414 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:46,007 I KNOW ♪ 1415 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:46,007 ♪ BUT I AM BACK 1416 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:51,006 FOR GOOD TO SHOW 1417 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:51,006 I WILL NEVER STRAY FROM YO 1418 00:37:51,006 --> 00:38:25,005 LIKE THAT AGAIN ♪ 1419 00:37:56,016 --> 00:38:25,005 ♪ 1420 00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:25,005 ♪ 1421 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:31,000 ♪ 1422 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:31,000 ♪ WHAT DO I DO WHEN 1423 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:38,003 MY BODY LETS ME DOWN 1424 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:38,003 WHO AM I WITHOUT DARK HAIR 1425 00:38:38,003 --> 00:38:43,026 AND A PAIR OF ♪ 1426 00:38:38,003 --> 00:38:43,026 ♪ WORKING HANDS 1427 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:47,021 HOW DO I STOP THIS OUTRO 1428 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:47,021 THAT I'M HEADING FOR 1429 00:38:47,021 --> 00:39:00,005 WHERE DO I TURN WHEN ♪ 1430 00:38:47,021 --> 00:39:00,005 ♪ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE 1431 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:06,006 I GO TO MY HEART ON MY KNEES 1432 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:06,006 BEGGING, TAKE ME DARLING 1433 00:39:06,006 --> 00:39:10,018 PLEASE ♪ 1434 00:39:06,006 --> 00:39:10,018 ♪ I WILL FOLLOW YOU 1435 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:16,021 I PROMISE I HAVE CHANGED 1436 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:16,021 I'VE BEEN GONE 1437 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:19,013 FOR YEARS I KNOW ♪ 1438 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:19,013 ♪ BUT I AM BACK 1439 00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:24,014 FOR GOOD TO SHOW 1440 00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:24,014 THAT I WILL NEVER STRA 1441 00:39:24,014 --> 00:39:30,028 FROM YOU LIKE THAT AGAIN ♪ 1442 00:39:24,014 --> 00:39:30,028 ♪ NO, I WILL NEVER STRA 1443 00:39:30,028 --> 00:39:49,005 FROM YOU LIKE THAT AGAIN ♪ 1444 00:39:30,028 --> 00:39:49,005 ♪ 1445 00:39:49,005 --> 00:39:51,017 ♪ 1446 00:39:49,005 --> 00:39:51,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1447 00:39:51,017 --> 00:39:53,003 >> Jimmy: THANKS YOU TO THE 1448 00:39:51,017 --> 00:39:53,003 AVETT BROTHERS 1449 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:55,022 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1450 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:55,022 COME BACK, EVERYONE. 1451 00:39:55,022 --> 00:40:16,023 ♪ 1452 00:39:55,022 --> 00:40:16,023 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 1453 00:40:16,023 --> 00:40:18,007 FOR WATCHING 1454 00:40:16,023 --> 00:40:18,007 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1455 00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:22,012 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1456 00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:22,012 SETH MEYERS. 1457 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:24,025 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1458 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:24,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1459 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:50,019 ♪ 1460 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:50,019 ♪