>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
ANNE HATHAWAY,
LILLY SINGH,
MUSICAL GUEST JAZMINE SULLIVAN
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WOW, THANK YOU
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU.
SOUNDING GREAT, GUYS
SOUNDING GREAT
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT
TRUMP VISITED A TOWN IN TEXAS
TO MARK THE COMPLETION OF THE
MORE THAN 400 MILES OF BORDER
WALL
WHEN THEY HEARD TRUMP WAS
COMING TO THE BORDER, MEXICO
WAS LIKE, "THANK GOD THAT WALL
IS HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, WHAT A TIME TO CELEBRATE
THE EFFECTIVENESS OF A WALL,
SIX DAYS AFTER THIS HAPPENED
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW YOUR PRESIDENCY IS OFF
THE RAILS WHEN YOU HAVE TO
DISTRACT FROM YOUR ATTEMPTED
COUP WITH YOUR GIANT SYMBOL OF
RACISM
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THIS WAS INTERESTING, WHEN
ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE,
TRUMP SAID, "I'M JUST PLANNING
MY ESCAPE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD ROUTE
MEANWHILE, THE WALL ONLY
COVERS 20% OF THE U.S./MEXICO
BORDER
20%.
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IF YOU ORDERED A PIZZA, AND
ONLY GOT 1 1/2 SLICES, WOULD
YOU HAVE A GOOD YELP REVIEW OF
THERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YUP, TRUMP VISITED THE BORDER
IN THE TOWN OF ALAMO, TEXAS.
HE WAS LIKE, "THANKS TO ME,
EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER ALAMO."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IN THE END, TRUMP DIDN'T FINISH
BUILDING THE WALL.
AND MEXICO NEVER PAID FOR IT
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, PRETTY
GOOD
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
PRETTY GOOD.
YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME?
GREAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHILE TRUMP WAS AT THE BORDER,
HE ENGAGED IN ONE OF HIS
FAVORITE TRADITIONS, AND SIGNED
A SECTION OF THE WALL.
WATCH THIS
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WALL,
YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY
PARDONED."
[ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT NOW, WRITING ON HIS
BORDER WALL IS THE ONLY PLACE
WHERE TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO POST
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
SO THAT'S TWO CRIMES HE'S
COMMITTED IN THE PAST WEEK
INCITEMENT OF A RIOT AND
GRAFFITI
[ LAUGHTER ]
TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR TRUMP RIGHT
NOW.
AFTER HE DEFACED THE WALL, HE
WAS SENT TO LIVE WITH HIS
AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BEFORE LEAVING TO GO VISIT THE
WALL, TRUMP SPOKE TO REPORTERS
AND WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RIOT AT
THE CAPITOL.
LISTEN TO THIS
HAPPENED AT THE CAPITOL?
WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY
>> SO IF YOU READ MY SPEECH,
AND MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT
IT'S BEEN ANALYZED AND PEOPLE
THOUGHT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS
TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.
>> Jimmy: I JUST GOT TO QUOTE
SEINFELD AND SAY, "WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
"THEY'RE THE PEOPLE OF --"
"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
BY THE WAY, THAT WASN'T A JET
ENGINE IN THE BACKGROUND
THAT WAS 300 MILLION AMERICANS
SIGHING AT THE SAME TIME
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS BIG.
LAST NIGHT, TRUMP AND VICE
PRESIDENT PENCE MET IN PERSON
INSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE, MARKING
THE FIRST TIME THEY HAD SPOKEN
SINCE LAST WEEK'S RIOT
THINGS QUICKLY GOT OFF TO AN
AWKWARD START, WHEN TRUMP SAID,
"SO, I THINK SOMEONE OWES ME AN
APOLOGY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, WE'VE ALL BEEN IN PENCE'S
SHOES, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THAT UNCOMFORTABLE MEETING WITH
YOUR BOSS AFTER HE SENDS A
A CRAZED MOB OF VENGEFUL
RIOTERS TO ZIP TIE YOU
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
BUT TRUMP TRIED TO MAKE NICE
HE EVEN GAVE PENCE A "SORRY I
ALMOST GOT YOU KILLED" MEAT AND
CHEESE PLATTER FROM HARRY AND
DAVID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I NEVER SAW THAT IN THE
PAMPHLET
WELL, SPEAKING OF THE VICE
PRESIDENT, EARLIER TONIGHT, THE
HOUSE VOTED ON A RESOLUTION
URGING PENCE TO INVOKE THE 25th
AMENDMENT.
IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE FOR PENCE,
INVOKE THE 25th AND HAVE MAGA
NATION HATE YOU, OR REFUSE AND
STILL HAVE MAGA NATION HATE
YOU.
YOU COULD TELL PENCE WAS
NERVOUS, BECAUSE HE SPENT ALL
DAY SLAMMING MILKS LIKE IT WAS
FRIDAY AT 5:00 P.M
[ LAUGHTER ]
YUP, MIKE PENCE IS BEING CALLED
ON TO INVOKE THE 25th AMENDMENT
AND TRUMP IS NOT HAPPY
BUT I'M NOT SURE TRUMP
UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE 25th
AMENDMENT ACTUALLY DOES.
TO BE HONEST, I'M NOT SURE IF
HE KNOWS WHAT MOST AMENDMENTS
DO
FOR EXAMPLE.
>> Tariq: OH, HERE WE GO
>> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S UP
>> Tariq: LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE FUN OF TRUMP FOR
NOT KNOWING WHAT ANY OF THE
AMENDMENTS MEAN.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT
WAS THE PLAN
>> Tariq: AND EACH JOKE, IT
WILL POP UP AS A GRAPHIC SO
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND LAUGH
ABOUT IT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
I DO COMEDY.
>> Tariq: I KNOW EXACTLY HOW
THIS WILL GO DOWN.
SO THE TOP OF THE SCREEN WILL
SAY THE NAME OF THE AMENDMENT,
LIKE THE FIRST AMENDMENT
THEN UNDER THAT, YOU'LL SAY
WHAT TRUMP THINKS IT MEANS,
LIKE HE THINKS THE FIRST
AMENDMENT IS DON'T TALK ABOUT
FIGHT CLUB
[ LAUGHTER ]
OR YOU'LL SHOW THE 5th
AMENDMENT, AND TRUMP KNOWS THAT
ONE AS THE THING MY LAWYER
TELLS ME TO PLEAD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Tariq: AND THEN YOU DO,
LIKE, THE 7th AMENDMENT OR
SOMETHING.
AND TRUMP THINKS THAT ONE IS,
IF IT'S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.
IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH
>> Tariq: AND THEN YOU'LL
FINISH IT OFF WITH THE 25th
AMENDMENT, WHICH TRUMP THINKS
IS, GUAC IS EXTRA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: IS THAT HOW IT'S
GOING TO GO?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU NAILED IT.
>> Tariq: SEEMS LIKE A FUN BIT
YOU SHOULD DO IT
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: GREAT, WE'LL DO IT
TOMORROW
>> Tariq: LOOKING FORWARD TO
IT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE
ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM
THE PRESIDENT, INCLUDING
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS HEAD COACH
BILL BELICHICK
LAST NIGHT, HE SAID HE WON'T
ACCEPT THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL
OF FREEDOM FROM TRUMP.
YUP.
IT WAS A HARD DECISION FOR THE
COACH.
I HEARD HE BOUGHT A NEW HOODED,
SLEEVELESS TUXEDO FOR THE
OCCASION
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS.
YESTERDAY, GOVERNOR CUOMO VOWED
THAT NEW YORK WILL LEGALIZE
RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GREAT JOB.
NEW YORKERS HAVE SPENT ALMOST
A YEAR WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT
SIT AT HOME AND WATCH NETFLIX.
NOW YOU LEGALIZE WEED?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
I THINK NEW YORK IS READY FOR
LEGAL WEED
JUST LOOK AT THE STATUE OF
LIBERTY.
OUR MOST FAMOUS SYMBOL IS
GREEN, WEARING A BATHROBE, AND
HOLDING UP A LIGHTER
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
DURING LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF
"THE BACHELOR," THE WOMEN
PLAYED A GAME CALLED "CAPTURE
THE HEART.
AND ONE CONTESTANT VICTORIA HAD
AN INTERESTING WAY OF
DESCRIBING THE OTHER TEAM.
LISTEN TO THIS
OF QUEENS, AND THE OTHER TEAM
IS A BUNCH OF JESTERS.
>> Jimmy: JESTERS?
"AND, MATT, HE'S LIKE A K-NIGHT
OF THE ROUND TABLE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LATER IN THE EPISODE, THERE WAS
SOME DRAMA BETWEEN VICTORIA AND
ANOTHER CONTESTANT
VICTORIA TRIED TO SAY THAT THEY
DON'T MIX WELL, LIKE OIL AND
WATER.
BUT INSTEAD, SHE SAID THIS
CONTINUE FIGHTING.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT,
EITHER
>> YEAH, I THINK THAT WE CAN -
>> BUT I THINK WE'RE LIKE OIL
AND VINEGAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THAT GOES
PRETTY WELL TOGETHER
"I MEAN, WE'RE LIKE PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN TELL HER FACE WAS LIKE,
I DON'T THINK THIS IS RIGHT.
BUT HER MOUTH WAS LIKE, NOPE,
I'M GOING FOR IT
WE'RE LAUGHING BUT TOMORROW
SHE'S GETTING THE PRESIDENTIAL
MEDAL OF FREEDOM
[ LAUGHTER ]
ISN'T THAT AMAZING
[ APPLAUSE ]
FINALLY, I SAW THAT BEN AND
JERRY'S HAS STARTED SELLING ITS
OWN FROZEN DOG TREATS.
TRUST ME, ONCE WEED BECOMES
LEGAL IN NEW YORK, THAT WILL BE
JUST ICE CREAM
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, OH, OH
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE
"LOCKED DOWN" ON HBO MAX
ANNE HATHAWAY IS HERE TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, SHE'S THE HOST OF "A
LITTLE LATE WITH LILLY SINGH"
ON NBC, LILLY SINGH IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
JAZMINE SULLIVAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW
NIGHT.
RIZ AHMED AND ANGELA BASSETT
WILL BE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT AN ALL-NEW
FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS
YOU GUYS EXCITED TO DO THAT
ONE?
>> Questlove: YEAH, YEAH, SURE
>> Tariq: YUP.
>> NASTY
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A FUN BIT
ANYWAY, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD
DAY TODAY?
>> Questlove: PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH
>> Tariq: IT WAS FINE.
>> YEAH, SAME.
>> NASTY
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I HAD A GOOD DAY,
TOO.
DID YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING GOOD
FOR LUNCH OR ANYTHING?
>> Questlove: NOT REALLY
>> Tariq: THE USUAL.
>> I MICROWAVED SOME SALMON,
SO -
>> NASTY
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE
SHOULD -
EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT
FREESTYLING TOMORROW
STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ANNE HATHAWAY, EVERYONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
OSCAR, EMMY, AND GOLDEN GLOBE
WINNER, STARRING IN THE NEW
MOVIE "LOCKED DOWN," WHICH
PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON
HBO MAX.
HERE'S ANNE HATHAWAY
OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
ANNE, WELCOME BACK TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A
A PRETTY LONG TIME NOW
I'VE HEARD PEOPLE CALL YOU
ANNIE, LIKE, YOUR GOOD FRIENDS
DO I CALL YOU ANNE OR ANNIE?
>> CALL ME ANNIE
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY, CALL ME ANNIE,
PLEASE
IT'S -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT MY
NAME FOR A SECOND?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
I'D LOVE TO.
>> CAN WE -- CAN WE REALLY
GET -- LET'S SPILL THE TEA
SO, I, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
14 YEARS OLD, I DID
A COMMERCIAL, AND I HAD TO GET
MY S.A.G. CARD
AND THEY ASKED ME, "WHAT DO YOU
WANT YOUR NAME TO BE?"
AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, IT SHOULD
BE MY NAME
MY NAME IS ANNE HATHAWAY."
AND I NEVER -- AND SO THAT
SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT CHOICE,
BUT IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME
THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
PEOPLE WOULD CALL ME ANNE.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER CALLS
ME ANNE IS MY MOTHER, AND SHE
ONLY DOES IT WHEN SHE'S REALLY
MAD AT ME.
LIKE, REALLY MAD
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
>> AND SO EVERY TIME, LIKE, I
STEP OUT IN PUBLIC AND SOMEONE
CALLS MY NAME, I THINK THEY'RE
GOING TO YELL AT ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MY MOM WOULD
SAY MY MIDDLE NAME
"JAMES THOMAS!
>> BUT I DOUBT PEOPLE ARE JUST
LIKE, "JAMES THOMAS!
HOW ARE YOU?
LOVED YOUR LAST FILM."
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "ANNE."
I'M LIKE, WHAT, WHAT DID I DO?
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M ANNIE!
>> SO, PLEASE, SERIOUSLY, FEEL
FREE
IT'S NOT -- PEOPLE ARE SO
LOVELY
THEY DON'T WANT TO BE
PRESUMPTUOUS
AND SO THEY COME UP WITH
WORKAROUNDS ON SET BECAUSE THE
TRUTH IS, NOBODY IS COMFORTABLE
CALLING ME ANNE EVER
IT DOESN'T FIT, I'M AN ANNIE
AND SO PEOPLE CALL ME MISS H.,
PEOPLE CALL ME HATH.
SO FEEL FREE, CALL ME ANYTHING
BUT ANNE
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, ANNIE,
CONGRATS, BY THE WAY
SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU HAD ANOTHER BABY
YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL BOYS
RIGHT NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS, HOW OLD ARE
THEY
>> THEY'RE FOUR AND THEY'RE
ONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
DURING QUARANTINE?
HAS IT BEEN CRAZY?
JUST PERFECT
>> WHAT HASN'T BEEN CRAZY?
LIKE, YES.
ON THE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE
CRAZY, IT'S BEEN A LOT
BUT I MEAN, THOSE ARE GOOD AGES
TO BE HOME WITH YOUR KIDS
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, OUR
FOUR-YEAR-OLD BELIEVES
EVERYTHING WE TELL HIM
AND THAT'S ADORABLE AS WELL AS
VERY USEFUL.
AND OUR ONE-YEAR-OLD IS JUST,
LIKE, IT'S JUST THE MOST MAGIC
AGE.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN HOME WITH
HIM SINCE HE WAS FOUR MONTHS
OLD, JUST WITH HIM EVERY SINGLE
DAY.
AND THAT'S BEEN A GIFT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY WILD
>> DID YOU, LIKE, TELL YOUR
KIDS EVERYTHING WHEN THEY WERE
FOUR, TO KIND OF GET THEM TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANTED THEM TO DO
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
I MEAN, YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER
I STILL KIND OF DO IT, YEAH.
"WE'LL DO THAT, AND THEN GET
THIS."
BUT, YEAH.
I WAS -- WHEN THEY WERE REALLY
BABIES, I WAS TRYING TO GET
WINNIE TO SAY "DADA" SO HARD
TO MAKE THAT HER FIRST WORD.
>> WE KNOW
WE KNOW, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: DO I HAVE THE BOOK
AROUND
I DON'T.
WELL, IF I DID -
>> I HAVE THE BOOK, AND IT
WORKS, DARN YOU.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS CALLING
EVERYTHING DADA.
I WAS CALLING THE BOTTLE -
>> YOU JERK.
YOU JERK
>> Jimmy: REALLY, I WAS CALLING
THE BOTTLE OF MILK DADA.
>> WE USED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
BEFORE, SO I COULD REALLY LET
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I ALSO PUT OUT
"MAMA.
I HAVE "MAMA."
YOU GOTTA READ THAT BOOK
>> YOU DIDN'T SEND THAT ONE TO
ME, SWEETIE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
QUARANTINE
IT'S IN THE MAIL
>> OH, YEAH, NO, NO, OF COURSE,
I UNDERSTAND
I HAVE TO.
I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
>> BUT MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD, IT'S
THE BEST, BECAUSE OVER THE
HOLIDAYS, THIS WAS THE FIRST
YEAR HE'S REALLY BELIEVED IN
SANTA CLAUS.
WE WERE DRIVING IN THE CAR, AND
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN THE CAR
WITH YOUR KIDS, AND SUDDENLY
THE CAR JUST GETS TOO HOT?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE, IN A
A SECOND, AND EVERYBODY GETS
LIKE, LOUD AT THE SAME MOMENT.
THE BABY IS CRYING BECAUSE HE
WANTS THE CRACKER THAT THE
FOUR-YEAR-OLD HAS, AND THE
FOUR-YEAR-OLD WILL NOT GIVE HIM
A CRACKER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> JUST WON'T DO IT, WON'T DO
IT, WON'T DO IT.
AND THEN FINALLY, I JUST HAVE
THIS SPARK
AND I GO, "OKAY, JOHNNY, BUT
WHAT ABOUT SANTA?"
LIKE, HIS HAND SHOT OUT,
STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME.
I HAD THE ENTIRE BOX OF
CRACKERS SUDDENLY, THERE WAS NO
ARGUMENT
AND ADAM AND I TURNED TO EACH
OTHER, AND WE WENT, "OH, MY
GOD, THIS IS SO POWERFUL."
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WOW.
WHAT DID WE JUST -- THAT'S
RIGHT.
THIS YEAR --
>> SO, FOUR AND ONE, WE'RE, YOU
KNOW, THE AGES ARE THE AGES
THAT THEY ARE.
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF MAGIC IN
THOSE AGES
>> Jimmy: THIS -- I TRIED NOT
TO DO ELF IN THE SHELF, JUST
BECAUSE I HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO
WORRY ABOUT, YOU KNOW.
AND TO HAVE THE ELF ON THE
SHELF THING.
AND YOU WANT TO HEAR THE
WEIRDEST THING
IT SHOWED UP IN MY HOUSE
WE DO IT NOW
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Jimmy: THE ELF IS IN MY --
SOMEHOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE
GOT IT
BUT THE ELF ON THE SHELF IS NOW
IN MY HOUSE.
IT DOES STUFF.
EVERY HOLIDAY.
>> WE HAD TO COME UP WITH
SOMETHING, BECAUSE, LIKE,
JOHNNY WOULD LEAVE THE ROOM,
AND THEN JACK WOULD MESS WITH
HIS STUFF, AND JOHNNY WOULD
COME BACK AND BE LIKE, "WHO
MESSED WITH MY STUFF?"
AND WE CAME UP WITH THE
DEMOLITION ELVES
>> Jimmy: WHAT
OH, INTERESTING.
>> SO AT NIGHTTIME -- AT
NIGHTTIME, AFTER HE WENT TO
BED, THE DEMOLITION ELVES
MESSED WITH HIS STUFF.
THERE'S NOTHING WE COULD DO
ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: TELLING YOU, THAT'S
A SPINOFF.
DEMOLITION ELVES
>> CERTAINLY WASN'T YOUR
BROTHER.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
>> NOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WAIL
ON HIM
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE, "LOCKED DOWN,"
BECAUSE IT'S SO --
>> YOU'RE SAYING THAT VERY
WELL
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
WELL, I DON'T WANT SAY IT'S --
IT'S NOT "LOCKDOWN," IT'S
"LOCKED DOWN."
>> IT'S NOT "LOCKDOWN," IT'S
"LOCKED DOWN."
YOU'RE RIGHT, I GUESS YOU DO
HAVE TO KIND OF --
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE PEOPLE COULD HEAR THE
TITLE.
>> HONESTLY, HAVE A GLASS
A WINE BEFORE YOU WATCH THE
MOVIE, IT'LL BE "LOCKDOWN.
>> Jimmy: "LIE DOWN.
>> "LIE DOWN."
"BABE, HONEY, LET'S JUST
WATCH --
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST WATCH
"LOCKDOWN," I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
ON HBO MAX
>> HBO MAX
YEAH, WE HAVE THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE, IT'S ONE
WORD, WHO CARES.
"LOCKDOWN.
IT'S A FUN HEIST MOVIE, BUT
ALSO A LITTLE LOVE IN THERE.
AND FUNNY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FANTASTIC
HOW DO YOU -- HOW DO YOU
DESCRIBE THE MOVIE
>> THE STORY -- SO, I ACT IN
IT, BUT IT'S DIRECTED BY
DOUG LYMAN, SO IF YOU'RE A FAN
OF DOUG LYMAN MOVIES, YOU KNOW
TO EXPECT A LOT, AND MANY
DIFFERENT WONDERFUL THINGS
AND I ACT OPPOSITE
CHIWETEL EJIOFOR, WHO IS JUST
A DREAM.
OH, MY GOD
HE'S AMAZING
AND WONDERFUL IN THIS.
AND HE'S NEVER PLAYED A PART
LIKE THIS BEFORE
WE PLAY TWO PEOPLE IN A LONG
TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS RUN
ITS COURSE
THE DAY AFTER WE HAVE OUR,
LIKE, CAN'T TAKE IT BACK, END
IT ALL, RAGER OF A FIGHT, MY
CHARACTER GETS A CALL THAT ONE
OF MY CO-WORKERS IS
EXPERIENCING SYMPTOMS, AND WE
ARE NOW TO BE LOCKED DOWN WITH
EACH OTHER FOR 14 DAYS IN
QUARANTINE
AND WE SORT OF LOSE OUR MINDS,
FIND EACH OTHER, AND THEN
SOMEHOW DECIDE TO STEAL
A 3 MILLION POUND DIAMOND FROM
A MASS MURDERER.
>> Jimmy: AND HOW DID YOU EVEN
GET HARROD'S TO PLAY
>> SO THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE
TAKES PLACE IN HARROD'S.
I DON'T KNOW IS THE SHORT OF
IT
I THINK IT'S THIS
2020 THING, BECAUSE DOUG AND
STEVEN HAD -
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY
PULLED IT OFF.
>> -- 40 PAGES THAT THEY SAID,
"WE'VE GOT 40 PAGES AND AN
IDEA
BUT IF YOU DON'T SAY YES TO OUR
NEEDING TO SHOOT THE FINALE OF
THE MOVIE IN YOUR STORE,
THERE'S NO POINT IN US MAKING
IT
SO, CAN WE GET A YES OR NO?"
AND HARROD'S SAID YES.
AND YOU WOULD EXPECT THEM TO BE
LIKE, "WE HAVE TO CALL OUR
LAWYERS, WE HAVE TO RUN IT
THROUGH THIS, WE HAVE TO DO
MARKET RESEARCH.
BUT IT WAS 2020, AND THEY'RE
LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT
WHY NOT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LEGENDARY
IT'S HARROD'S.
COME ON.
ANYWAYS, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP
HERE'S ANNE HATHAWAY IN
"LOCKED DOWN."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> 3 MILLION POUNDS.
TAX FREE
NO CONSEQUENCES.
>> ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU, ONE
FOR THE NHS.
>> YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I NEED TO GO
MEDITATE
>> ARE YOU SURE THEY WON'T
CHECK IT IN NEW YORK
>> SHUT UP, I NEED TO MEDITATE
>> WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?
>> THE MAN WHO BOUGHT THE
DIAMOND IS BAD
HE'S REALLY BAD, AND YOU AND I
ARE GOOD
AND THE NHS IS GOOD, AND GOOD
IS BETTER THAN BAD
WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT TO
GRANDMA, AND SHE SAID, "YEAH,
THAT'S TRUE.
AND SHE WAS A CALVINIST,
STRAIGHT AS A ROD.
UNLIKE ME, WHO IS WEAK IN THE
FACE OF TEMPTATION
>> LIVE WILD OR DIE, LINDA
>> Jimmy: ANNE HATHAWAY,
EVERYBODY.
"LOCKED DOWN" PREMIERES THIS
THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.
ANNE AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN
GAME CALLED "BEST, WORST,
FIRST," WHEN WE COME BACK.
STICK AROUND
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE HERE WITH ANNE HATHAWAY,
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME
CALLED "BEST, WORST, FIRST."
>> LET ME HEAR YOU
♪
♪ BES
WORS
FIRST ♪
>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
I'LL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH
WILL ACTIVATE A RANDOM TOPIC
GENERATOR.
IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT
LIKE "BEST PICKUP LINE YOU'VE
EVER USED," OR "WORST LIE
YOU'VE EVER TOLD."
WHATEVER IT LANDS ON, WE HAVE
TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT
COMES TO OUR MINDS
ARE YOU READY?
>> OKAY, YES
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
FIRST UP IS BEST
BEST -
[ BEEPING
>> BEST, BEST.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, BEST KARAOKE
SONG
ANNE, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST,
YOU GO FIRST
>> OKAY, SINGLE OR DUET?
>> Jimmy: OOH, GOOD CALL
I'M GOING TO SAY, I THINK
EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW SINGLE.
WHAT'S -- WHAT'S ANNE'S --
>> "99 LUFTBALLONS."
>> Jimmy: THE GERMAN VERSION
>> IF THAT'S THE ONLY ONE
AVAILABLE, I'LL DO THAT.
YEAH, I MEAN, I'LL TRY IT.
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
WHO SPEAK GERMAN, SO THERE'S NO
ONE THERE TO TELL ME THAT I'M
TERRIBLE
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THAT'S THE ONLY VERSION I
REALLY KNOW.
AND I DO THAT WITH -- I DON'T
THINK I'M SAYING ONE GERMAN
WORD
EXCEPT LUFTBALLONS
>> NO, EVEN JUST NOW, I'M JUST
LIKE, "LUFTBALLONS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE, YOU BACKED OUT
OF THE ROOM ON THAT ONE.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
"99 -- 99 LUFTBALLONS.
>> WHAT'S YOURS?
>> Jimmy: I DO "RUSSIANS" BY
STING, IS MY JAM
>> CAN I HEAR A LITTLE
♪
♪ IN EUROPE AND AMERICA
THERE'S A GROWING FEELIN
OF HYSTERIA ♪
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THANKS
I DON'T EVEN NEED MUSIC.
>> NO, NEVER
NOT YOU.
>> Jimmy: NO
TURN THE MUSIC DOWN.
>> DROP THE HAT.
>> Jimmy: TURN THE MUSIC OFF
>> JIMMY IS SINGING AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TIME FOR ME TO
DO ANOTHER SONG.
NO MUSIC, TURN IT DOWN
>> I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT
TO MY FRIEND CHRISTIAN, BECAUSE
HE IS MY DUET PARTNER.
AND WE DO "SUDDENLY SEYMOUR"
TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU
>> Jimmy: OOH, THAT WOULD BE
FANTASTIC.
"SUDDENLY SEYMOUR" IS A GOOD
JAM.
THAT'S A GOOD DUET
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
I LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT ROUND.
IT'S TIME FOR THE WORST.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST -
[ BEEPING
>> I'M, LIKE, TRYING TO READ
THAT
WHAT IS IT
>> Jimmy: DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
>> DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL.
OH, MY GOD, OKAY, OKAY, I KNOW
THIS ONE
SO, I REALLY LIKE VINTAGE
FASHION, AND MY MOM HAD THIS
PAIR OF SHOES.
THEY WERE GOLD, LIKE, VERY
METALLIC GOLD DISCO SHOES.
AND I LOVED THEM
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SO GREAT
AND I PAIRED A WHOLE OUTFIT
WITH THEM.
AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED,
BECAUSE I WAS IN SEVENTH GRADE,
AND YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF
LIKE, TRYING TO FIGURE YOUR
STYLE OUT.
AND I REMEMBER, LIKE, DRIVING
TO SCHOOL THAT DAY, BEING LIKE,
"THIS IS THE DAY IT'S ALL GOING
TO BEGIN FOR ME.
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE MOMENT."
AND I STEPPED INTO THE HALLWAY,
AND EVERY SINGLE HEAD SNAPPED
TOWARDS ME, AND I REMEMBER
THINKING, "OH, NO, I'VE MADE A
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE."
AND I DID.
AND IT WAS THE ABSOLUTE WRONG
CHOICE
IT WAS SO BAD, MY SEVENTH GRADE
SCIENCE TEACHER COMMENTED ON
THEM
>> Jimmy: THE DISCO SHOES?
>> DISCO SHOES
>> Jimmy: OH
THAT -- OH, MAN.
I GAVE A CARNATION -- THEY WERE
SELLING THEM AT THE SCHOOL FOR,
LIKE, 50 CENTS
AND I GAVE ONE TO THIS GIRL,
AND SHE, LIKE, CLOSED THE
LOCKER
SHE TOOK IT, SHE WAS LIKE
"HUH?"
AND THEN CLOSED THE LOCKER, AND
LIKE, HER BOYFRIEND WAS LIKE,
"DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I GO, "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU --
WHAT?"
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "WE'RE
FIGHTING."
I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?
SO THEN -- SO I GO, "WHEN DO WE
FIGHT?
"AFTER SCHOOL.
I GO, "I CAN'T, I'M WORKING.
HE'S LIKE -- I GO, "GOOD, WE'LL
DO IT TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL.
HE GOES, "I HAVE SOCCER
PRACTICE."
THEN I GO, "ALL RIGHT, COULD
YOU DO FRIDAY, MAYBE?"
CAN WE -- AND DUDE, I'M NOT
KIDDING.
WE ENDED UP FIGHTING AT 8:00 IN
THE MORNING ON SUNDAY IN A
A CEMETERY
[ LAUGHTER ]
'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME WE
COULD DO IT, AND WHEN WE
WERE -
>> WHY THE CEMETERY?
>> Jimmy: IT WAS AN OPEN FIELD
IT WAS A GOOD --
>> NOT REALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
IT'S ALMOST MORE EVIL THAT IT'S
IN THE CEMETERY.
AND DUDE MY KARATE TEACHER
SHOWED UP IN A TRANS AM AND
WATCHED US
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
HALLUCINATING RIGHT NOW AND
YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS
>> Jimmy: ANYWAY, LONG STORY
LONG, WE ENDED UP -- HE'S ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS
WE'RE TOTALLY LIKE -- THAT WAS
MY FIRST FIGHT
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL
WHO YOU GOT THE CARNATION FOR?
>> Jimmy: NO ONE KNOWS
NOT IN OUR WORLD ANYMORE
>> NOT UNTIL TONIGHT, WHEN SHE
TWEETS
SHE'S LIKE, "IT WAS ME, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: "IT WAS ME
I'M DOING FANTASTIC.
AND I HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF
YOU.
YEAH
HERE WE GO
LAST ROUND, IT'S TIME FOR
FIRST.
FIRST -- WHAT IS YOUR FIRST --
[ BEEPING
CELEBRITY CRUSH.
>> LEONARDO DiCAPRIO
COME ON.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH, FOR ME,
IT WAS JO FROM "FACTS OF LIFE.
NANCY McKEON
>> OH, N -- AW
>> Jimmy: I LOVED HER.
SHE WAS, LIKE, SO CUTE TO ME
I WAS LIKE, WHO IS THAT?
>> SO COOL
>> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE WAS JUST COOL.
IT'S JO POLNIACZEK, MAN.
I THINK THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE,
YEAH
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST
THOUGHT OF EDDIE VEDDER.
HE WAS KIND OF AROUND THE SAME
TIME
EDDIE VEDDER,
LEONARDO DiCAPRIO.
THEY DON'T VENN VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE ON REALLY THE SAME
LISTS ALL THE TIME
WHICH LEONARDO DiCAPRIO?
>> HE WAS ON THAT SHOW FOR A
A WHILE.
"WHO'S THE BOSS?
>> Jimmy: OH, "GROWING PAINS."
>> OH, "GROWING PAINS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO
"WHO'S THE BOSS.
>> TWO VERY DIFFERENT SHOWS.
VERY DIFFERENT CASTS
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW THE SHOW,
"WHO'S THE BOSS," "GROWING
PAINS.
WHAT DID I SAY
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
I JUST REMEMBER BEING LIKE,
"HI.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> "WHO'S THAT?"
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE.
DUDE, I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
ON
I ALWAYS LOVE TALKING TO YOU
AND PLAYING WITH YOU
ANNE'S NEW MOVIE, "LOCKED
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♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS ONE
OF THE BIGGEST SOCIAL MEDIA
FOLLOWINGS IN THE WORLD.
SHE'S ALSO THE HOST OF "A
LITTLE LATE WITH LILLY SINGH."
SEASON TWO PREMIERED LAST
NIGHT, AND AIRS WEEKNIGHTS AT
1:35 A.M
ON NBC
SET YOUR DVRs.
HERE'S OUR PAL, LILLY SINGH.
OH
>> MY MAN.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS, AND BEING HERE
>> ALL THE TINKY-WINKY VIBES
>> Jimmy: IS THAT TINKY-WINKY?
I LOVE THAT.
DUDE, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE
SHOW, BY THE WAY, CONGRATS ON
THE SHOW, SEASON TWO
WATCHED LAST NIGHT
LOVED YOUR KAMALA HARRIS
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: UH, YOU HAD A GOOD
LITTLE INSIDE JOKE ABOUT BEING
ON AT 1:35 A.M., I LOVED IT.
BUT THE -- I WAS THINKING, I
GO, DIDN'T -- BECAUSE I
REMEMBER, SOMEHOW I CONNECTED
YOU TO FOR, SOME REASON, I GO,
"WHY DID I CONNECT THIS?
AND YOU MET PRESIDENT -- VICE
PRESIDENT-ELECT KAMALA HARRIS
ON OUR SHOW.
THE LAST TIME YOU DID OUR SHOW
>> YES, I DID.
AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S
THE BIGGEEST FLEX -- THERE IT
IS
IT'S THE BIGGEST FLEX EVER
I VIVIDLY REMEMBER, I THINK
THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE DAY THAT
WAS BEFORE MY SEASON ONE
PREMIERE
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> YOU KNOW, KAMALA HARRIS WAS
THE FIRST GUEST.
AND SHE CAME, AND THEY SAID,
"HEY, KAMALA HARRIS WOULD LIKE
TO SAY HI.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YES,
ABSOLUTELY."
AND SHE PROCEEDED TO JUST BE
AMAZING.
SHE WAS LIKE, "LILLY,
EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING.
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT,
AND IT'S SO SPECIAL.
YOU'RE A BIG VOICE FOR THE
COMMUNITY.
AND SHE WAS SAYING ALL THESE
THINGS ABOUT HOW I'M SO
INSPIRING AND PAVING A PATH.
AND I'M LIKE, YOU'RE
KAMALA HARRIS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THAT.
YOU'RE THAT.
>> I'M LIKE, "AM I IN THE
MATRIX RIGHT NOW?"
>> Jimmy: WHO IS TALKING ABOUT
WHO?
YEAH
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
>> IT WAS LIKE THE MEME WITH
SPIDER-MAN LOOKING AT HIMSELF.
>> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE
DUDE, SPIDERMAN.
>> I WAS LIKE, "I'M SHOOK THAT
YOU'RE SAYING THIS ABOUT ME
BECAUSE --" AND I HAVE TO SAY
THAT HER ENERGY AND PRESENCE
WAS JUST SO INVIGORATING
I THINK I WENT OUT AND DID MY
MOST COMFORTABLE PERFORMANCE,
WITH YOU JIMMY
BECAUSE I WAS KAMALAFIED
SHE KAMALAFIED ME.
>> Jimmy: KAMALAFIED
YOU BECAME KAMALAFIED.
AND SO YOU JUST CAME OUT AND
JUST -- YEAH, YOU DID RIP IT UP
THAT NIGHT
IT WAS GREAT
I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT WHAT
YOU -- BECAUSE QUARANTINE,
EVERYONE IS AT HOME.
AND TRYING TO BE SAFE.
BUT I THINK I DID.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DID.
TOOK TO SOCIAL MEDIA, TO JUST
START DOING THINGS
AND YOU, WHO I FIRST WERE
INTRODUCED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU
WERE A YOUTUBE SUPERSTAR, UH,
AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ALL OF
IT, AND WHAT DID YOU THNK OF
EVERYONE'S STUFF
>> YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE MOST
PEOPLE, QUARANTINE FOR ME HAS
BEEN A TIME OF REFLECTING.
IT TOOK A GLOBAL PANDEMIC FOR
ME TO BE LIKE, "WHAT IS MY
LIFE
WHAT DO I LIKE
WHAT ARE MY PRIORITIES?"
UM, YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M A BIG
BELIEVER THAT EVERYTHING IS
A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD
RIGHT?
I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA.
I HAVE A CAREER BECAUSE OF
SOCIAL MEDIA
I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF SOCIAL
MEDIA.
SO, I DO THINK IT'S A WONDERFUL
TOOL TO COI MEANECT PEOPLE, TO
GET INFORMED, TO FEEL PART OF
SOMETHING.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'D BE REMISE IF
I DIDN'T SAY THAT IT ALSO CAN
BE QUITE TOXIC
AND I THINK I GOT INTO A LITTLE
BIT OF A PHASE WHERE I THOUGHT
TWITTER WAS REAL LIFE.
AND INSTAGRAM WAS REAL LIFE.
AND I WAS LIVING IN THAT WORLD
AND THEN I HAD TO BE LIKE,
"THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO
LIVE."
LIKE, THERE IS SO MUCH TOXICITY
ONLINE
UM, AND I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN
THE SEASON PREMIERE MONOLOGUE,
ESPECIALLY IN THE BLACK LIVES
MATTER MOVEMENT, I FELT LIKE
SOCIAL MEDIA WAS JUST SO FULL
OF DIVISION.
AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO A
A PROTEST IN REAL LIFE, AND IT
WAS BEAUTIFUL.
AND FOR ME, THAT WAS THAT
MOMENT WHERE I THOUGHT, "THE
REAL WORLD DESERVES OUR
ATTENTION, AS MUCH, OR MORE,
THAT I'M GIVING IT ON THE
PHONE.
AND SO I DELETED SOCIAL MEDIA
OFF MY PHONE DURING QUARANTINE
AND IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT
I FEEL LIKE I'M A LOT MORE
PRESENT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> APPARENTLY THERE'S TREES
OUTSIDE.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
TRUE
>> IN MY BACKYARD.
I WAS LIKE, "WHEN DID THESE GET
HERE?"
>> Jimmy: WAIT, DUDE, TREES ARE
TRENDING RIGHT NOW
NUMBER TWO, PEOPLE
REDISCOVERING TREES.
THEY LOVE IT
>> LITERALLY
>>Jimmy: YEAH.
THAT'S SO -- WAIT, SO YOU JUST
WENT NO TWITTER?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I DELETED IT
OFF MY PHONE
I WON'T LIE.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A DRUNK
RELATIONSHIP
LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE GET
DRUNK, THEY TEXT THEIR EX.
IF I GET DRUNK, I DOWNLOAD
TWITTER.
LIKE, THIS IS MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH TWITTER
I BE DRUNK AND I'M LIKE, "YOU
KNOW, JUST ONE TWEET, ONE QUICK
ONE.
IT MEANS NOTHING."
AND THEN I DOWNLOAD TWITTER.
SO I DEFINETLY RELAPSE, AND
HAVE MOMENTS
BUT I TRY TO NOT -- YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TRYING TO AVOID,
JIMMY?
I'M TRYING TO AVOID THE HUMAN
TENDENCYWE HAVE, WHERE IF WE
HAVE A SPARE FOUR MINUTES
BEFORE ANYTHING, WE GO LIKE
THIS
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF
THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BECAUSE I'D RATHER DO THIS.
I'D RATHER BE, LIKE, CHECKING
IN WITH MYSELF
I'D RATHER CONTROL THE ENERGY
I'M GETTING IN MY DAY.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THAT
CONTROL AWAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I FIND THAT, I
GO, "UH, THAT IS SO ANNOYING IF
SOMEBODY DOES THAT."
AND THEN ONCE SOMEONE DOES IT,
IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK AT MY
PHONE.
>> EXACTLY
EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT AM I MISSING OUT
ON
>> BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE THE
IDIOT.
YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, SHOULD I BE
DOING THIS, TOO?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S NEW,
WHO'S TRENDING, WHO HATES WHO,
WHAT IS GOING ON
IT'S LIKE, "NO, I --" >> AND I
FIND MYSELF MAGNETICALLY
ATTRACTED TO COMMENTS AND
DRAMA.
AND THAT'S ON ME
I FEEL LIKE I GO ON TO
ANYTHING, I'M DIVING IN THE
COMMENTS
>>Jimmy: IT'S HUMAN >> OH,
SOMEONE WROTE SOMETHING? WHAT
DID PEOPLE REPLY SAYING?
AND NOW I'M IN THIS WORLD WHERE
I'M LIKE, "HOW DID I GET HERE?
WHY DO I CARE ABOUT ANY OF
THIS?"
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, IT'S JUST
A HUMAN THING.
I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT
SEASON TWO
YOU CHANGED IT UP.
IT'S GREAT
>> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID
THAT
I THINK IT'S GOOD.
THAT YOU HAVE TO -- EVERYONE
SHOULD TRY NEW THINGS, AND SEE
WHAT STICKS.
YOU TOTALLY CHANGED IT FROM THE
FIRST SEASON
>> I DID
I GRABBED IT BY THE REINS, TO
BE HONEST.
YOU KNOW, SEASON ONE, FOR ME --
I'LL JUST BE HONEST, I CAME ON
YOUR SHOW, JIMMY, SEASON ONE
I WAS WEARING THAT GREEN
OUTFIT, AND I CAME AND I SAID,
"I'M BREAKING THE RULES OF LATE
NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO CHANGE
THE FORMAT."
AND THEN I LITERALLY PROCEEDED
TO DO THE EXACT SAME FORMAT.
AND DID EVERYTHING THAT I SAID
I'M WASN'T GOING TO DO
AND I TAKE THAT "L" ON MY
SHOULDERS BECAUSE I THINK
SEASON ONE I WAS LEARNING
A COMPLETE NEW WORLD
YOU KNOW
THE LEARNING CURVE WAS SO STEEP
FOR ME
AND SO, I FOUND MYSELF NOT
BEING COMPLETELY MYSELF.
I FOUND MYSELF TRYING TO BE
SOMEONE THAT WOULD PLEASE THE
LATE NIGHT WORLD, AND ALL THE
ARTICLES, AND HEADLINES.
I HAD TO, LIKE, REALLY HAVE
A TALK WITH MYSELF BEFORE
SEASON TWO AND SAY, "YOU NEED
TO MAKE THIS YOU."
AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.
>> Jimmy: SINCE YOU STARTED THE
NEW SEASON, STARTED LAST NIGHT,
BUT EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH.
AFTER ME, AFTER SETH, COMES
LILLY.
UH, AND SO 1:35 A.M., CHECK IT
OUT.
I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME NEW
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU.
>> SURE.
>> Jimmy: READY?
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT IS YOUR NEW JAM
WHAT IS A NEW SONG THAT YOU
DISCOVERED
>> HM, OKAY, WELL SAWEETIE WAS
MY FIRST GUEST, AND I
DISCOVERED HER SONG "BEST
FRIEND" WITH DOJA CAT.
AND I CAN'T TWERK, BUT THAT
SONG MAKES ME WANT TO TRY.
YOU KNOW
IT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO TRY
TO TWERK, AND I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S A NEW GAME
THAT YOU PLAYED?
>> OKAY, SO, I THINK I'M LATE
TO THE PARTY HERE.
BECAUSE I THINK PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN ON THIS FOR A WHILE, BUT
DURING THE PANDEMIC, I
DISCOVERED CATAN
AND NOW I'M A FULL-FLEDGED
NERD
AND I PLAY ONLINE AND
IN-PERSON, AND I'M JUST, CATAN
IS MY THING.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I WANT TO MAKE
A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS, "NOBODY
WANTS YOUR SHEEP."
>> EXACTLY
SEND ME ONE.
THAT'S GENIUS.
>> Jimmy: NOBODY WANTS YOUR
SHEEP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WOW
I'VE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS A NERDY THING
THAT JUST HAPPENED
ALL RIGHT, I LOVE THAT
>> THAT SETTLES IT
>> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT SETTLES
IT
AND BY THE WAY, A LITTLE LATE
TO THE PARTY, THAT'S A SEGMENT
ON YOUR SHOW RIGHT THERE
A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY
THAT'S A NEW SEGMENT
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO
WHAT IS YOUR NEWEST MANTRA
>> MY NEWEST MANTRA IS QUITE
SIMPLE
IT IS SIMPLY, "WHAT KIND OF
LIFE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?"
AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS VERY
BASIC.
BUT THE REASON IT'S BEEN
WORKING FOR ME, IS I FEEL LIKE
I IDENTIFIED SO MANY REASONS I
USED TO GET FLUSTERED IN LIFE
WAS I'D BE GIVING AWAY CONTROL
PEOPLE ONLINE, TO PRODUCERS,
ALL THIS STUFF
WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT
KIND OF LIFE DO YOU WANT TO
LIVE?"
IT KIND OF HELPS YOU FRAME THE
SITUATION WHERE YOU CAN TAKE
CONTROL.
DO YOU WANT THE LIFE WHERE YOU
HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE,
AND YOU HAVE TO BE NEAR THESE
PEOPLE
AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY?
OR, DO YOU WANT THE LIFE WHERE
YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THOSE
SITUATIONS
OR, LIKE, YOU KNOW, TAKE A
A DIFFERENT PATH
WHAT KIND OF LIFE DO YOU WANT
TO LIVE IS A BIG THING FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
UM, THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF
YOUR SHOW AIRING TONIGHT ON
NBC.
WHO'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT?
>> BRIE LARSON
BRIE LARSON'S ON THE SHOW,
WHICH IS, I KNOW
I'M LIKE, "THESE FAMOUSES HAVE
TAKEN TIME TO TALK TO ME
I'M SHOOK.
UM, BUT IT'S SUPER COOL.
SHE SINGS AND PLAYS ME SOME OF
MY COMMENTS MUSICALLY.
SOP IT'S SUPER FUN
>> Jimmy: NO WAY
>> I ALSO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE
A DRINK, A SOLO SEX ON THE
BEACH.
I TEACH IN MY EPISODE TODAY.
UM, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT
CLEAR, I'M NOT A MIXOLOGIST,
BUT I DO HAVE A STRONG WILL TO
DRINK.
AND I BELIEVE IT'S THE SAME
THING.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW
SEASON
AND YOU STILL HAVE THE BEST
FASHION, BEST KICKS IN THE
GAME, MAN.
OH, MY GOD
YOUR SNEAKERS, COME ON
ALWAYS, ALWAYS SOMETHING COOL.
NEW SEASON OF "A LITTLE LATE
WITH LILLY SINGH," AIRS
WEEKNIGHTS AT 1:35 A.M. ON NBC
WATCH IT TONIGHT
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM
JAZMINE SULLIVAN
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU.
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GIRL LIKE
ME" FROM HER NEW PROJECT "HO
TALES," HERE'S
JAZMINE SULLIVAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ AH, YEAH, YEA
AH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ AH, YEAH, YEA
AH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪
♪ SEE I MADE
PROFILE ON TINDE
SINCE YOU LEFT M
TO BE WITH HER ♪
♪ I THINK THAT MEAN
I'M GETTIN' DESPERAT
WISH I COULD
RETURN TO SENDER ♪
♪ BUT YOU DON'T
LOVE ME NO MOR
AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT FOR YEAH ♪
♪ KNEW IT WAS REA
WHEN YOU BLOCKED ME ♪
♪ NOW I SIT AT HOME
JUDGIN' MY BOD
WONDERING WHAT I DID
TO LOSE YOU ♪
♪ WHY IN THE HELL
YOU AIN'T CHOOSE M
WHY YOU DON'
LOVE ME NO MORE ♪
♪ I DON'T EVE
KNOW WHAT FO
YOU MUST'VE WANTED
SOMETHIN' DIFFERENT ♪
♪ STILL DON'T KNO
WHAT I WAS MISSIN'
WHAT YOU ASKED
I WOULD'VE GIVEN ♪
♪ IT AIN'T RIGHT HO
THESE HOES BE WINNIN
WHY THEY BE WINNIN' YEAH
NO HOPE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME ♪
♪ HOW COME THEY BE WINNIN
AND I AIN'T WANNA BE
BUT YOU GON' MAK
A HOE OUT OF ME ♪
♪ YEAH YOU GON' MAKE ME
A GOLD DIGGE
MAYBE I SHOULD
LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER ♪
♪ WEARIN' FASHION
NOVA DRESSES
WHY THESE DUDES BE S
PRESSED AND IMPRESSED ♪
♪ WITH IT
YOU LEAVE ME WIT
NO CHOIC
I CAN'T DO THIS GOOD ♪
♪ GIRL NO MOR
OH-OH OH-OH I JUST WANTE
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS MISSIN
WHAT YOU ASKED ♪
♪ I WOULD'VE GIVE
IT AIN'T RIGHT
HOW THESE HOES BE WINNIN
WHY THEY BE WINNIN' ♪
♪ LIKE ME HOW COM
THEY BE WINNIN
HOW COME THE
WHY THEY BE WHY THEY BE ♪
♪ AND I AIN'T WANNA B
BUT YOU GON' MAK
A HOE OUT OF M
Y'ALL BE MAKIN' US SAD ♪
♪ THEN SAY Y'ALL DON'
KNOW WHY WE MA
SO WE START ACTIN'
LIKE WE DON'T CARE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE Y'ALL BE
TAKIN' US THER
'CAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT US NO MORE OOH ♪
♪ IT BREAKS US TO THE COR
BOY YOU MUST WANTE
SOMETHIN' DIFFEREN
STILL DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ WHAT I WAS MISSIN
WHAT YOU ASKED
I WOULD'VE GIVEN
IT AIN'T RIGHT HOW ♪
♪ THESE HOES BE WINNIN'
WHY THEY BE WINNIN
NO HOPE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME
HOW COME THEY BE WINNIN' ♪
♪ I AIN'T WANNA B
BUT YOU GON' MAK
A HOE OUT OF M
A HOE I'LL BE, YEAH ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTE
THAT'S WHAT YOU GE
A HOE I'LL B
LOOK WHAT YOU DID KID ♪
♪ YEAH A HOE I'LL B
YEAH, YEAH
SEE WHAT YOU DID TO ME
YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
JAZMINE SULLIVAN
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪