>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
ANTHONY MACKIE
CRISTIN MILIOTI,
MUSICAL GUEST, RICO NASTY,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
HEY!
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HELLO, EVERYBODY
OH
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
WE'RE HERE
YOU MADE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THANK YOU, ROOTS
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
AN IMPEACHMENT INTERMISSION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FEEL FREE TO GET UP, GRAB
A DRINK, WE'LL FLICK THE LIGHTS
WHEN THINGS START BACK UP
AGAIN.
WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER
NEWS GOING ON, AS IF THERE
WASN'T ENOUGH DRAMA IN
WASHINGTON
THERE ARE NOW REPORTS THAT
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S RELATIONSHIP
WITH RUDY GIULIANI IS IN
TROUBLE.
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SO BAD THAT
TRUMP WAS TELLING HIS STAFF NOT
TO PAY RUDY'S LEGAL FEES
THESE TWO WERE INSEPARABLE AND
NOW IT'S COME TO THIS.
IT FEELS LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN
BREAKING UP WITH IGOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
RUDY SEEMED BLINDSIDED BY THE
DECISION, ALTHOUGH WHEN HAIR
DYE IS CONSTANTLY LEAKING INTO
YOUR EYES, IT'S HARD TO SEE
ANYTHING COMING.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THIS
SOMEHOW ENDS WITH TRUMP HIRING
RUDY GIULIANI TO SUE
RUDY GIULIANI.
[ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY TRUMP WAS OFFENDED
WHEN RUDY ASKED TO BE PAID
$20,000 A DAY FOR HIS LEGAL
SERVICES
AND NOW TRUMP IS SAYING THAT HE
WANTS TO PERSONALLY APPROVE ANY
REIMBURSEMENTS FOR RUDY'S
TRAVEL EXPENSES.
THAT'S GREAT
THE PRESIDENT'S SPENDING HIS
LAST DAYS IN OFFICE GOING OVER
RECEIPTS LIKE HE'S JANIS FROM
ACCOUNTING
[ LAUGHTER ]
"DID YOU STAY TWO NIGHTS AT THE
FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING
WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR THAT.
THAT'S NOT A HOTEL."
EVEN IF TRUMP DOESN'T PAY HIM
BACK, AT LEAST RUDY RACKED UP
A TON OF FREQUENT LIAR MILES
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
♪
YEAH, TRUMP ISN'T PAYING RUDY'S
LEGAL FEES OR TAKING HIS CALLS
I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU TURN ON
RUDY GIULIANI?
HE'S SIMPLY THE BEST
WATCH.
♪ SIMPLY THE BEST ♪
>> WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT MAIL
IN OR ABSENTEE -
♪ BETTER THAN ALL
THE REST ♪
[ FART ]
>> WHOA.
♪ BETTER THAN ANYONE ♪
[ COUGHING ]
♪ ANYONE I EVER MET
OH, YOU'RE THE BEST ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> Questlove: AH
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, I HEARD THAT
BETWEEN FIGHTING WITH RUDY AND
THE IMPEACHMENT, TRUMP IS
REPORTEDLY ISOLATED AND IN
SELF-PITY MODE
YEAH, THESE ARE SAD TIMES FOR
TRUMP.
HE WANTED TO LISTEN TO
"EVERYBODY HURTS," BUT HE JUST
GOT BANNED FROM SPOTIFY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, RIGHT NOW TRUMP'S ALL
ALONE, PLOWING THROUGH A PINT
OF BEN AND JERRY'S IMPEACH-MINT
CHOCOLATE CHIP
[ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP CAN'T EVEN GO TO HIS OWN
BATHROOM WITHOUT GETTING
DEPRESSED.
HIS HAIR DYE REMINDS HIM OF
RUDY GIULIANI.
HIS Q-TIPS REMIND HIM OF
MIKE PENCE, AND HIS TOILET
REMINDS HIM OF TWITTER
[ LAUGHTER ]
"I'VE WRITTEN SOME OF MY BEST
WORK THERE."
PEOPLE CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT
SAYS THAT HE'S SPENDING HIS
FINAL DAYS IN THE OFFICE TRYING
TO REHABILITATE HIS BRAND,
WHICH IS NOW BEING DESCRIBED AS
RADIOACTIVE.
OF COURSE TRUMP'S RADIOACTIVE.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
SPEND 20 HOURS A DAY IN
A TANNING BOOTH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZING
YOU CAN TELL TRUMP'S BRAND HAS
TAKEN A HIT CAUSE EVEN THE GIRL
SCOUTS OF GREATER NEW YORK ARE
TRYING THE GET OUT OF THEIR
LEASE IN HIS BUILDING IN LOWER
MANHATTAN.
IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT WE GET TO
SEE THE GIRL SCOUTS SHARE
A COMMON ENEMY WITH IRAN
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT TRUMP HAS A PLAN
HE'S GOING TO REPLACE THE GIRL
SCOUTS WITH THE PROUD BOY
SCOUTS, SO THAT'S --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: DEEP CUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A DEEP
CUT.
YOU GET IT THOUGH.
YEAH
>> Questlove: I GOT IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH
EVERYONE KIND OF GOT IT, THEN
DID THE SAME THING
THEY GO --
>> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, YEP.
I CAN GET A COUPLE YEP, YEP,
YEPS
I DON'T CARE
>> Questlove: YEP, YEP, YEP,
YEP.
>> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP,
YEP.
>> Questlove: YEP, YEP, YEP.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SPEAKING OF
MOVING, TRUMP'S STAFF IS
STARTING TO LEAVE THE WHITE
HOUSE FOR GOOD, AND PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN SEEN WALKING OUT WITH LIKE
DIFFERENT ITEMS.
IT'S LIKE --
IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP'S ADVISER
PETER NAVARRO DECIDED TO TAKE
HOME THIS PHOTO.
DID YOU SEE THAT
YEAH
YEAH, THAT'LL LOOK GOOD IN ANY
ROOM
AND EARLIER TODAY A GUY WAS
SEEN WALKING OUT OF THE WEST
WING WITH WHAT APPEARED TO BE
A BUST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
WATCH THIS
THIS IS REAL
YEP, HOW YOU DOING
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
TAKE CARE, BUD
OH, NOTHING.
TAKE CARE, DUDE.
TRUMP'S GIVING STUFF AWAY LIKE
THE SUN'S ABOUT TO SET ON HIS
WEEKEND GARAGE SALE.
HE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S
GETTING LATE, JUST TAKE IT
I WAS ONLY GOING TO CHARGE A
A DIME FOR IT.
LATER, ANOTHER GUY WAS SEEN
CARRYING OUT MIKE PENCE.
HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, PUT ME DOWN
I'M NOT A STATUE
MOTHER
MOTHER!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
WELL, THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING.
IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
LADY GAGA AND JENNIFER LOPEZ
WILL SING AT THE
PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S
INAUGURATION
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WELL, WELL,
WELL, GUESS YOU COULDN'T GET A
A 3 DOORS DOWN COVER BAND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS NICE, LADY GAGA
SAID SHE'S GOING TO CHANGE THE
WORDS IN "SHALLOW" TO BE ABOUT
BIDEN'S WATER AEROBICS CLASS
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS A YEP, YEP, YEAH.
>> Tariq: YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A
A ZOOM, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY IN
THE SAME ROOM.
IT'S AMAZING
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS
STORY?
THIS IS INSANE
I READ THAT AN INVESTOR HAS
OVER $200 MILLION WORTH OF BIT
COIN IN A DIGITAL WALLET, BUT
CAN'T REMEMBER HIS PASSWORD TO
UNLOCK IT.
NOW, IT GETS WORSE -- HE'S
ALREADY TRIED EIGHT TIMES AND
HE ONLY HAS TWO MORE TRIES TO
GET IT RIGHT OR THE DEVICE WILL
SELF-DELETE.
DUDE, I START SWEATING WHEN I'M
0 FOR 2 WITH MY ZAPPOS
PASSWORD
IMAGINE TRYING TO REMEMBER A
A PASSWORD YOU USED TEN YEARS
AGO.
IT'S LIKE, DAUGHTRYFAN123?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, AUTHORITIES IN THE
FLORIDA KEYS ARRESTED AN
INTOXICATED MAN WHO STOLE
A TIKI HUT BOAT BAR.
EVEN CRAZIER, THAT WAS ALSO
TAKEN FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR THAT
GUY.
HE ALSO BLEW OUT A FLIP-FLOP,
STEPPED ON A POP TOP, AND LOST
HIS SHAKER OF SALT
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW,
EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW
NETFLIX FILM, "OUTSIDE THE
WIRE," ANTHONY MACKIE IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE THAT DUDE
HE IS SO FUNNY
PLUS, JOINING US IN STUDIO --
IN STUDIO.
DID YOU SEE "PALM SPRINGS"
>> Tariq: OH, YEAH
YEAH
>> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: SHE IS PHENOMENAL IN
THIS MOVIE, "PALM SPRINGS,"
CRISTIN MILIOTI IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE ALSO CAN SING.
THIS IS HER.
SHE DID A COVER OF
"715 CREEKS.
IT'S ON SPOTIFY OR WHEREVER YOU
COOL CATS AND KITTENS LISTEN TO
MUSIC.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT SHE CAN SING, TOO.
BUT, GOSH, I LOVE -- WE'LL TALK
TO HER
SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE
SHE'S IN THE STUDIO.
YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ]
THEN WE GOT ALSO GREAT MUSIC
FROM RICO NASTY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HEY EVERYONE, IT IS TIME FOR
"TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO
HASHTAG ♪
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
SO SINCE THEY JUST ANNOUNCED
THE "SEX AND THE CITY" REBOOT,
I SENT OUT A HASHTAG, DESCRIBE
A TV SHOW BADLY, WHERE I ASKED
YOU GUYS TO TAKE A TV SHOW AND
THEN GIVE IT A FUNNY OR WEIRD
SUMMARY.
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC
ALL DAY, BY THE WAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT TRENDED ALL DAY
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
WE APPRECIATE THAT, GUYS
AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE
SOME OF MY FAVORITE, DESCRIBE
A TV SHOW BADLY, RESPONSES FROM
YOU GUYS
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM GUM
GUMMERSON.
HEY, WE KNOW GUM GUMMERSON
HE SAYS, "'GAME OF THRONES,' A
A COMPLICATED MEDIEVAL DRAMA
WHERE THEY ALSO HAVE
STARBUCKS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"ICED LATTE FOR DON SNOW
DON SNOW
SO, SORRY, JON SNOW.
"THANKS.
THIS ONE'S FROM
RENEE JORDAN 78.
SHE SAYS, "'THE QUEENS GAMBIT.
IT TURNS OUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
MAKE YOU SMARTER?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM ELYSSA
09618818
SHE SAYS, "'BRIDGERTON,' A SHOW
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WATCH
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
"THIS LOOKS CUTE
OH, COVER YOUR EYES.
THIS ONE'S FROM
BREANNE BUCHANAN
SHE SAYS, "'THE BACHELOR,' A
A FORMER POLYGAMIST NARROWS IT
DOWN."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @MEKIMBA
SHE SAYS "'GILMORE GIRLS,' A
A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER EAT ONLY
JUNK FOOD, BUT NEVER GAIN
A POUND BECAUSE IT'S FUEL FOR
THEIR SPEED TALKING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @BILLWANYAMA1.
HE SAYS, "'SUCCESSION,'
'EMPIRE' WITH WHITE PEOPLE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: YES!
YES.
♪
WINNER
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY, MAN.
THIS ONE'S FROM @ROYCHOWEIGHTY
HE SAYS, "'GREAT BRITISH
BAKE-OFF.' CONTESTANTS WORK
REALLY HARD TO ACHIEVE A
A HANDSHAKE FROM A MAN WITH
FROSTED TIPS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @ITSMIKEHILL
HE SAYS, "'GOOD TIMES,' A BLACK
FAMILY IN CHICAGO WHO
ENCOUNTERS EVERYTHING BUT GOOD
TIMES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM
@BEINGVALENTINA.
SHE SAID "'24,' MAN DEFIES
HUMAN LIMITS BY GOING A FULL
DAY WITHOUT USING THE
BATHROOM."
IT'S LIKE, "OH, I GUESS HE
NEVER DID.
YOU'RE RIGHT
THIS ONE'S FROM @JOAI MEANJONE
SHE SAYS, "'THE SOPRANOS,' MAN
REALIZING MURDERING PEOPLE
MIGHT AFFECT HIM
PSYCHOLOGICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM
@JAKEWILLIAMSART
HE SAYS, "'WHO WANTS TO BE A
A MILLIONAIRE?' SPOILER ALERT,
THEY ALL DO.
THIS ONE'S FROM @ALZEBOOKER.
HE SAYS, "'THE OFFICE,'
STEVE CARELL ACTS OUT POPULAR
MEMES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S FUNNY MAN
YEAH, THE SHOW WAS AHEAD OF ITS
TIME MAN
THIS ONE'S FROM @JOHNTHOMP
THAT'S A GOOD NAME
HUH?
>> Questlove: JOHN THOMP
>> Jimmy: JOHN THOMP
>> Tariq: YEAH, ACTION HERO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO
YOU GOT TO CALL.
>> Tariq: WHO?
>> Jimmy: JOHN THOMP
>> Tariq: ANYTHING BUT THAT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID?
>> Tariq: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT
ONE OF THESE MISSIONS.
"ANYTHING BUT THAT
THAT SOUNDS SCARY.
BUT YOU'RE JOHN THOMP.
"I DON'T DO -- I'M AFRAID OF
HEIGHTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JOHN THOMP IS AFRAID OF --
"YEAH, AND I'M ALLERGIC TO
CATS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @JOHNTHOMP101.
HE SAYS "'AMERICA'S GOT
TALENT,' TIKTOK FOR BOOMERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: WOW.
OH, THAT HURTS
>> Jimmy: I BET.
>> Questlove: THAT HURTS
>> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM
@GREGCHERRYBRAND
HE SAYS, "'WHEEL OF FORTUNE,'
PEOPLE TAKE A LONG ASS TIME TO
SPELL FOUR WORDS."
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, CHECK OUT
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ANTHONY MACKIE, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTOR THAT YOU
KNOW FROM HIS WORK IN THE
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
HIS NEW FILM "OUTSIDE THE WIRE"
BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON
NETFLIX.
HERE HE IS, ANTHONY MACKIE
LOOK AT THAT
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> Jimmy: WE GOT A LOT TO TALK
ABOUT, BUDDY, BUT FIRST I WANT
TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST NEW ORLEANS
SAINTS FAN THAT I KNOW, AND THE
SAINTS HAD A BIG PLAYOFF WIN
LAST WEEK.
>> HUGE WIN.
HUGE
NOW WE GET OUR DIVISION RIVAL,
TAMPA BAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE
WATCHING THE GAME WITH YOU
WITH ANTHONY MACKIE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S A HARD
RIDE TO ROLL
IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT OF
TALKING, A LOT OF SCREAMING, A
A LOT OF THROWING STUFF, A LOT
OF DRINKS, A LOT OF HUGGING, A
A LOT OF CRYING.
IT'S AN EMOTIONAL RIDE
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU
A SUPERSTITIOUS FAN?
DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING,
LIKE, IN ORDER OR ANYTHING
>> I'M VERY SUPERSTITIOUS.
SO, YOU KNOW, THE GAME COMES ON
NOON HERE, 1:00 P.M. EASTERN
STANDARD TIME, AND SO I HAVE
TO, YOU KNOW, GET EVERYTHING
READY.
I HAVE MY COLLECTIVE JERSEYS IN
ORDER OF STRENGTH, LIKE THE
STRONGEST BEING MY 12-YEAR-OLD
JERSEY, THE WEAKEST BEING MY
1-YEAR-OLD JERSEY, AND SO ON
AND SO FORTH
EVERY OTHER YEAR I GET A
A JERSEY
SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE MY
SLIPPERS, MY SOCKS, MY
SWEATSHIRT IF I REALLY NEED,
LIKE, A STRONG PULL.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M VERY
SUPERSTITIOUS.
I HAVE TO WEAR MY SAINTS
SLIPPERS AND SOCKS EVERY DAY
WHEN I'M HOME.
>> Jimmy: FOR HOW LONG
SINCE WHEN
WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
>> NO, SINCE WE WON THE SUPER
BOWL, MAN.
SUPER BOWL 44.
OBAMA WAS THE 44th PRESIDENT
YOU PLAY CRAPS, 44
HARD 8
44, BABY
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HARD 8
OH, MY GOSH.
THIS WEEKEND, THOUGH, SAINTS
GOING UP AGAINST TOM BRADY
>> YEAH, MAN, YEAH
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH -- I
MEAN, LOOK, I HATE TOM BRADY
MAN, I HATED HIM WHEN HE WAS
WITH NEW ENGLAND
TOM BRADY IS ONE OF THOSE
PEOPLE I KNOW I'M GOING TO LOVE
HIM SO MUCH THAT I HATE HIM, SO
I CAN NEVER MEET HIM BECAUSE I
JUST WANT THE HANG OUT WITH HIM
AND HUG HIM AND LIKE COMB HIS
HAIR AND COOK HIM DINNER
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO, LIKE, HANG IN THE
HOT TUB WITH TOM BRADY AND TALK
ABOUT FUN STUFF.
>> Jimmy: HE IS COOL
HE'S TOO COOL, MAN
HE'S TOO PERFECT
YEAH -
HE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING UP --
>> HE'S LIKE A SHIH TZU.
LIKE, HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL YOU
JUST WANT TO, YOU KNOW, SHAKE
HIM A LITTLE BIT
>> Jimmy: YOU DO, BUT ALSO HE
GETS INTO THOSE SITUATIONS YOU
GO, HE CAN'T DO THAT, THEY'RE
DOWN, YOU KNOW, 30 POINTS.
AND HE GOES -- AND YOU GO,
OKAY, COME ON.
WHY WOULD I SAY THAT
>> AND HE DOES IT EVERY TIME,
SO TO BUILD UP MY POWER I WEAR
MY SLIPPERS --
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY SAINTS SLIPPERS AND MY
SOCKS, MY SAINTS SOCKS
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> SEE WHAT I'M SAYING
I GOT WEAR THEM EVERY DAY UP
UNTIL THE GAME FOR THE WHOLE
WEEK
>> Jimmy: REALLY
YOU TAKE IT THAT FAR
>> YEAH, YOU GOT BUILD UP THE
POWER.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I COULDN'T
NOW I'M ROOTING FOR THEM
I HOPE THEY WIN BUD.
>> THEY GOT TO
>> Jimmy: I'M GLAD THEY'RE
DOING WELL BECAUSE I'VE READ
YOU'RE IN THIS AVENGERS ONLY
FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE AND
YOUR TEAM DID NOT DO SO WELL
YOU FINISHED SECOND TO LAST.
IT'S OUT
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.
CHRIS PRATT ENDED UP WINNING
THIS YEAR.
IT'S THE HEADLINE OF EVERY
NEWSPAPER.
WHICH OF THE AVENGERS IS THE
BIGGEST TRASH TALKER WHEN IT
COMES TO FANTASY FOOTBALL?
>> IT'S A -- I MEAN,
CHRIS EVANS TALKS A LOT OF
TRASH.
PAUL RUDD TALKS INTELLECTUAL
TRASH, WHICH IS CONFUSING,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW IF HE'S
INSULTING YOU.
BUT YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S A DISS
SOMEWHERE IN THERE
SO HE'S THE GUY YOU WANT TO
FIGHT.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TALK BACK TO
CHRIS, BUT PAUL IT'S LIKE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET IT
THREE DAYS LATER YOU GO, " HEY,
THAT WAS INSANE.
THAT WAS FOUR LEVELS OF
INSULT."
>> OR BY THE TIME YOU GOOGLE
ALL THE WORDS IN HIS INSULT,
IT'S TOO LATE.
>> Jimmy: THE GAME'S OVER.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
NEW MOVIE, "OUTSIDE THE WIRE."
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT
THERE'S ACTION, THERE'S ROBOTS,
A TWIST.
IT'S A GOOD SCRIPT
CAN YOU SET UP THE MOVIE
>> "OUTSIDE THE WIRE" IS A
A STORY OF TWO SOLDIERS THAT GO
OUT AND TRY TO STOP A BAD GUY
FROM GETTING NUKES TO DESTROY
AMERICA AND TAKE OVER THE
WORLD.
I PLAY A CYBORG, AND WE HAVE
DAMSON IDRIS WHO COMES IN WHO'S
A DRONE PILOT AND I ENLIST HIM
TO HELP ME AND GO OUT AND SAVE
THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID A LOT OF
STUNTS IN THIS MOVIE AND YOU
WERE TELLING ME -- YOU'RE
JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS.
EXPLOSIONS, IT'S EVERYWHERE.
BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME YOUR
STUNTMAN ACTUALLY GOT HURT THE
FIRST WEEK OF SHOOTING SO YOU
KIND OF DID A LOT OF YOUR OWN
STUNTS
TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS.
>> DUDE, FIRST DAY, FIRST
STUNT, MY STUNTMAN WAS SUPPOSED
TO CHASE A DUDE THROUGH
A MARKET, TACKLE HIM OTHER A
A TABLE.
SO HE TACKLES HIM, HITS HIS
HEAD ON THE GROUND, HE'S
CONCUSSED.
OUT --
LIKE THAT.
AND FOR SOME REASON, SUMMER OF
2018 WAS A VERY GOOD SUMMER FOR
BLACK STUNTMEN BECAUSE WE
COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER DUDE TO
COME IN AND DO MY STUNTS
SO MY DIRECTOR, MIKAEL, HE
CALLS ME OVER AND HE'S LIKE,
'OKAY, ANTHONY, YOU'RE BIG GUY
YOU GO TO GYM, RIGHT
PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
YOU BIG GUY.
COME ON.
JUMP OFF THE BUILDING.
AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT?
HE GOES, 'COME ON, BIG GUY
COME ON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BIG GUY.
BIG GUY, COME ON
SO THAT WAS YOU.
OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I GOT REWATCH IT
AGAIN, MAN
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A PRETTY INTENSE MOVIE.
I HEARD THAT SOMETHING YOU DO
AFTER A LONG DAY OF SHOOTING TO
RELAX, YOU WATCH RERUNS OF "THE
GOLDEN GIRLS."
IS THIS TRUE
>> YEAH.
VERY TRUE.
HALLMARK HAS THE BEST TV
PROGRAMMING FROM 9:00 P.M. TO
2:30 A.M
AND THEY SHOW ABOUT EIGHT
EPISODES OF "THE GOLDEN GIRLS"
AND THEY FOLLOW IT UP WITH
"FRASIER."
IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I AM A
A "GOLDEN GIRL" KIND OF GUY.
>> Jimmy: MAN, THEY COULD LAND
A JOKE, HUH?
>> OH, THEY KILL IT.
THEY KILL IT
IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU LOOK AT
THEM, THE LEVEL OF TALENT OF
COMEDIC AND DRAMATIC THEY HAVE
IF YOU LOOK AT, YOU KNOW,
BETTY WHITE IS ONE OF THE MOST
TALENTED WOMEN
SHE HAD HER OWN TALK SHOW.
HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL DANCER,
ACTRESS.
SHE WAS AMAZING.
THOSE FOUR WOMEN WERE AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER MEET
BETTY WHITE?
>> I MET HER ONCE.
I WAS IN NEW YORK AT THIS
EVENT, AND SHE WAS THERE
AND YOU KNOW, I FAN BOYED OUT
AND RAN UP TO HER AND WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH
I'M SUCH A FAN
LIKE, THE EPISODE WHEN YOU WERE
TAP DANCING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL."
SO SHE LAUGHED AND TOUCHED MY
FACE AND SAYS, "OH, YOU MAKE ME
WISH I WAS 40 YEARS YOUNGER.
AND I WAS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: WHAT
>> I WOULD DO THAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> I WOULD DO THAT
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
WELL, DUDE, YOU'RE SO GREAT IN
THIS MOVIE, SO WHATEVER THE
GOLDEN GIRLS DID FOR YOU, IT
WORKED
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY A
A CLIP
HERE'S OUR PAL ANTHONY MACKIE
IN "OUTSIDE THE WIRE" ON
NETFLIX.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> GET DRESSED, LIEUTENANT
DOUBLE TIME.
>> WHAT'S THIS
>> YOU WEAR YOUR UNIFORM OUT
THERE, YOU'LL BE A STANDING
TARGET
>> THOUGHT I'D BE GUARDING A
A FENCE, SIR
I DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIALIST
TRAINING AS A FIELD AGENT.
>> DON'T WORRY
I'M SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF
US
♪
>> YOU'RE A --
>> YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER
FOURTH-GENERATION BIOTECH AND
I'M GIVING YOU 60 SECONDS TO
DEAL WITH IT
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK,
ANTHONY MACKIE AND I ARE GOING
HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF "HEY
ROBOT.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
ANTHONY MACKIE
NOW ANTHONY, SINCE YOU PLAY AN
ANDROID IN YOUR NEW MOVIE
"OUTSIDE THE WIRE," I THOUGHT
I'D PUT YOUR ROBOT SKILLS TO
THE TEST, AND PLAY A GAME
CALLED "HEY ROBOT.
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ROBOT ♪
♪ HEY, ROBOT ♪
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
SO, THIS IS BASE ON THE REAL
BOARD GAME "HEY ROBOT" THAT YOU
CAN PLAY AT HOME
IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME
PASSWORD, UH, BUT YOUR PARTNER
IS A SMART SPEAKER
ALL RIGHT, SO, FIRST I'LL PICK
A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT, THEN
WE'LL TAKE TURNS ASKING
A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER
TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN
ITS ANSWER
IF IT DOES, WE GET A POINT
READY?
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I WILL GO FIRST.
ALL RIGHT, THE WORD IS KIWI.
>> HMM
>> Jimmy: THE WORD IS KIWI
OKAY, UM, ALEXA, WHAT ARE THE
TOP FIVE FRUITS IN THE -- IN
AUSTRALIA?
>> ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA
ANSWERS CONTRIBUTOR, NOT
NECESSARILY IN ORDER, BANANA,
APPLE, ORANGE, PEAR,
STRAWBERRY, GRAPE, PEACH,
LEMON, LIME --
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP
SHE SAID EVERY -- ALEXA STOP
GOD, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME,
MAN.
SHE NAMED EVERY FRUIT BESIDES
KIWI
YOU GOT TO BE JOKING ME, MAN
THEY DON'T EAT KIWI IN
AUSTRALIA?
>> NO!
>> Jimmy: COME ON!
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
THEY'RE HEALTHY PEOPLE IN
AUSTRALIA.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, IT'S YOUR
CHANCE TO STEAL.
YOU HAVE TO SAY THE NAME AND
THEN YOUR QUESTION
>> ALREADY GOT IT.
ALEXA, WHAT'S A FRUIT'S NAME
THAT'S USED AS A NICKNAME FOR
A PERSON FROM NEW ZEALAND?
>> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON
THE WEB.
ACCORDING TO ASIAONE.COM MOST
PEOPLE ASSUME KIWI FRUIT COMES
FROM NEW ZEALAND BECAUSE -
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
[ DINGS
HOW DO YOU -
>> IT IS ALSO A NICKNAME FOR
ITS CITIZENS
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, OKAY, ALEXA, STOP.
ALL RIGHT.
NEW ZEALAND, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I MEANT.
GOSH DARN IT
ALL RIGHT, ONE POINT
>> IT'S NEW ZEALAND IS NOT
AUSTRALIA, MAN
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT KIWI
IN AUSTRALIA ALL OF A SUDDEN
COME ON.
LIVE IT UP A LITTLE BIT, MAN
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
>> THEY ARE TASTY.
>> Jimmy: UH, ANTHONY, YOU'RE
UP FOR THE NEXT ROUND.
HERE WE GO
THE WORD IS RECTANGLE.
>> OKAY.
ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU CALL
A SQUARE WHERE TWO OF THE FOUR
SIDES ARE LONGER THAN THE OTHER
TWO?
>> HMM
I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> COME ON, ALEXA.
>> Jimmy: BANG, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
WOOO
THIS GAME'S AWESOME.
PARTY, MAN
ALL RIGHT.
RECTANGLE.
HOW DO I DO -- WHAT IS A
A RECTANGLE?
>> WHAT IS A -
>>Jimmy: READY, ALEXA, NAME
FIVE SHAPES.
>> I KNOW ABOUT A NUMBER OF
SHAPES, INCLUDING A REGULAR
PENTAGON, A TRIANGLE,
A TRAPEZOID, A CIRCLE, AND A
A REGULAR HEXAGON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>>Jimmy: BUT, HEY, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT A RECTANGLE IS
YOU SAY HEXAGON AND AN ABNORMAL
PENTAGON
WHAT THE HECK?
ARE YOU OUT OF -- WHAT
>> I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TRY IT
>> ALEXA, WHAT'S A SHAPE THAT'S
SIMILAR TO A SQUARE?
>> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON
THE WEB.
ACCORDING TO REFERENCE.COM,
A RHOMBUS IS SIMILAR TO
A SQUARE IN TWO WAYS
BOTH HAVE TWO PAIRS OF PARALLEL
SIDES, AND BOTH HAVE FOUR EQUAL
SIDES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
THANK YOU, ALEXA
FINALLY.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST
LEARNED SOMETHING, RHOMBUS
>> IF IT HAS FOUR, THAT'S
A SQUARE
>> Jimmy: WORD WASN'T RHOMBUS,
DUDE
IT WAS RECTANGLE, SORRY.
I KNOW MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT
OVER THE ZOOM.
OH, ALEXA, WHAT IS THE SHAPE OF
A FOOTBALL FIELD
>> THE GEOMETRIC SHAPE OF
FOOTBALL PITCH, ALSO CALLED
FOOTBALL FIELD, IS RECTANGLE
[ DING ]
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> AWW
>> Jimmy: FOOTBALL PITCH
THERE YOU GO
THAT WAS, LIKE -- THAT WAS FROM
ENGLAND.
FOOTBALL PITCH
>> NO ONE SAYS FOOTBALL PITCH.
>> Jimmy: NO, ALEXA'S FROM --
SHE'S FROM EUROPE.
OOP, SORRY
ALEXA, STOP.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
TIE GAME
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
MY TURN, AGAIN
THE WORD IS ZOMBIE
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
UM, UH
ALEXA, WHAT IS THE PLOT OF
"WALKING DEAD"
>> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS A
A DRAMA SHOW STARRING
ANDREW LINCOLN, NORMAN REEDUS
AND MELISSA McBRIDE.
SHERIFF DEPUTY RICK GRIMES
WAKES UP FROM A COMA TO LEARN
THE WORLD IS IN RUINS AND MUST
LEAD A GROUP OF SURVIVORS TO
STAY ALIVE
SO FAR, NINE SEASONS HAVE
COMPLETED.
SEASON TEN IS CURRENTLY IN -
>> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE
DETAILS OF THE RERUNS, GEEZ.
>> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS A -
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, DON'T
START IT AGAIN
ALEXA, STOP.
JUST CHILL
>> "THE WALKING DEAD" IS -
>> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP!
GOSH
>> ALEXA -- SHE GOING TO STOP
TALKING, BUT WHEN YOU TURN
AROUND, SHE GOING THE TALK
AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU GOT
THIS ONE, BUD?
>> I THINK SO.
ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAD
PERSON THAT EATS BRAINS?
>> HMM
I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: ALEXA, NAME THE TOP
FIVE SONGS BY THE CRANBERRIES.
>> TO JUST PLAY SONGS BY THE
CRANBERRIES YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN
UP FOR AMAZON MUSIC
UNLIMITED --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WILL
I'LL WORK ON THAT.
>> IT'S FREE FOR A FOR 30 DAYS,
AND THEN YOU'LL BE
AUTOMATICALLY CHARGED $3.99 A
MONTH.
>> Jimmy: COOL, I KNOW, WELL, I
CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
>> CANCEL ANY TIME
>> Jimmy: I WILL
I'LL CANCEL NOW.
>> TERMS IN THE ALEXA APP.
>> CANCEL NOW.
>> SHOULD I SIGN YOU UP AND
PLAY MUSIC BY THE CRANBERRIES?
>> Jimmy: NO
I BOUGHT YOU
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON YOU.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT THIS ONE?
>> OKAY.
ALEXA, WHAT IS A CHARACTER IN
"THE WALKING DEAD" AND THEIR
NAME BEGINS WITH A "Z"
>> Jimmy: IT SHORTED OUT
>> I THINK SHE WENT TO SLEEP
>> Jimmy: THERE'S SMOKE COMING
OUT OF IT, DUDE.
SHE'LL NEVER GET THAT.
ALEXA, WHAT'S THE NAME OF
A WALKING DEAD CHARACTER THAT
STARTS WITH A "C"?
>> A "Z.
>> Jimmy: OH
>> THE ORIGIN OF SEA IS CLOSELY
TIED TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE
UNIT'S OPERATING SYSTEM.
>> NO.
YOU SAID THE QUESTION WRONG,
MAN.
>> Jimmy: ALEXA -- ALEXA, STOP
ALEXA, WHO ARE THE DIRECTORS OF
THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES
>> I KNOW ABOUT 34 HALLOWEEN
MOVIES, INCLUDING "HALLOWEEN"
WHICH WAS DIRECTED BY
JOHN CARPENTER
>> Jimmy: SURE
>> "HALLOWEEN" WHICH WAS
DIRECTED BY DAVID GORDON GREEN
"HALLOWEEN" WHICH WAS DIRECTED
BY ROB ZOMBIE.
[ DINGS
>> Jimmy: YEAH
ALEXA, STOP.
THANK YOU, ROB ZOMBIE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
ANTHONY, I LOVE YOU, BUDDY
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW
YOU ARE THE GREATEST
UH, EVERYONE CHECK OUT "OUTSIDE
THE WIRE" PREMIERING ON NETFLIX
TOMORROW
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK.
>> I DID NOT LOSE.
YOU ASKED MY QUESTION WRONG.
♪
>>> MY NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY
WINNER AND A TONY-NOMINATED
ACTRESS WHO HAS RECEIVED RAVE
REVIEWS FOR HER PERFORMANCE IN
THE MOVIE "PALM SPRINGS." WHICH
IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW
CRISTIN MILIOTI.
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
I'M SO HAPPY
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: IN STUDIO.
I APPRECIATE THIS.
>> OH MY GOD, MY PLEASURE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT A BUNCH OF THINGS, BUT
LET'S START WITH THIS -- YOU
HAVE A NEW SINGLE OUT.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S VERY COOL TO SEE YOU DO
THAT
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY COOL.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AN AMAZING
SINGER
>> THANKS.
THANK YOU.
YEAH, I JUST RELEASED IT THIS
WEEK
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
SONGS OF ALL TIME.
>> Jimmy: DO I KNOW IT
>> BON IVER OFF OF "22,
A MILLION," WHICH IS AN ALBUM.
IT WAS NOT THE LAST ONE, BUT
THE ONE BEFORE
BUT I WOULD PLAY IT JUST ALONE
ON PIANO, AND SOMETIMES WITH A
A CELLIST, AND FOR THIS I USED
JUST ME ON PIANO, AND A CELLO
PLAYER, AND THEN AN ARP 2600
WHICH IS, LIKE, THIS OLD
SYNTHESIZER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS THAT?
>> IT'S WHAT THEY USED TO MAKE
THE SOUNDS FOR R2 D2, BUT IT
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE R2 D2
>> Jimmy: NO, IT DOESN'T
715 CREEPS
IT IS BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VOICE
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE SINGING
LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN
ACTING, IS THAT CORRECT?
>> YES, I SANG BEFORE I EVER
ACTED.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR
FIRST SINGING GIG?
>> YES
I WAS A SINGER AT HERSHEY PARK
>> Jimmy: WOW.
REALLY
>> YEAH, JUST LIKE THE -
>> Jimmy: LIKE, UP THE PEOPLE
KIND OF THING?
>> KINDA, BUT FOR CHOCOLATE.
AND YOU WOULD -- THEY'D HAVE
THESE SHOWS IN THE THEME PARK,
AND YOU DO FIVE SHOWS A DAY SIX
DAYS A WEEK.
AND IT'S LIKE EACH SHOW IS
40 MINUTES, AND YOU COME OUT
FOR AN AUDIENCE OF LIKE THREE
PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME INSIDE TO
GET AIR-CONDITIONING
AND YOU COME IN AND YOU'RE
LIKE -- I HAD, LIKE, A GIANT
BASKETBALL HAT WITH A SOLAR
SYSTEM AND MY NAME WAS TEEN
GIRL KID
AND I WOULD, LIKE, COME OUT AND
SING
>> Jimmy: TEEN GIRL -- LET'S
SEE WHAT TEEN GIRL KID HAS TO
SAY.
>> THE OPENING WAS -
♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪
>> AND WE'D DO A WHOLE THING
IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING
AND THEN I ALSO PLAYED A JILTED
BRIDE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH, AND I SANG, "WHEN WILL
I BE LOVED" BY LINDA RONSTADT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS A DARK SUMMER
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU
>> I WAS 18.
>> Jimmy: "WHEN WILL I BE
LOVED?
WAIT A LITTLE LONGER
YOU'RE 18.
>> AND YOU WOULD JUST LOSE YOUR
MIND
BECAUSE YOU DID FIVE SHOWS A
A DAY, SIX DAYS A WEEK, AND YOU
WERE THERE FOR FOUR OR FIVE
MONTHS
AND HERSHEY PARK IS QUITE FAR
FROM ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO THERE'S NO, UM,
ESCAPING
>> Jimmy: NO
>> YEAH.
>>Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO
ENTERTAIN?
>> I WAS VERY INTO BJORK
I MEAN, I'M PERPETUALLY INTO
BJORK.
THERE'S NEVER I'M TAKING A
A BREAK FROM BJORK
>> Jimmy: THERE IS NO BJORK
BREAKS, NO
>> SO SOMETIMES I WOULD DO
"WHEN WILL I BE LOVED" AS
BJORK, AND IT NEVER STUCK THE
LANDING.
NOT ONCE
>> Jimmy: IT JUST BOMBED
>> IT WOULD BOMB EVERY TIME.
OH, EVERYTIME.
BECAUSE THEY WERE SEEING A SHOW
THAT WAS JUST LIKE, ♪ COME ON
IN TO AMERICA ♪
>> AND I'D COME OUT IN A BRIDE
COSTUME LIKE -
♪ I HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> YEAH.
LIKE -
♪ I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND ♪
LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, I WANT
TO SEE THAT.
>> THEY THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A
A PANIC ATTACK OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT
I DID.
AND I WOULD ALSO DO WEIRD,
LIKE, YOU KNOW -- AND TRY TO -
>> Jimmy: I WOULD PAY JUST TO
SEE THAT
>> Questlove: I WANT TO SEE
THAT NOW
>>Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO.
>> IT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE
BEEN ACTIVELY BOOED IN MY LIFE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> A MAN WAS SITTING IN THE
FRONT ROW.
HE CAME EVERY DAY, AND HE -- I
CAME OUT AND HE CAME AND SAW
EVERY SINGLE SHOW.
AND I WAS DOING MY BJORK "WHEN
WILL I BE LOVED," AND I WAS
LIKE, I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT THE
LYRIC IS, BUT I WAS LIKE -
♪ HAVE TO FIND THE REAL MAN
THAT I WANT FOR MINE ♪
AND HE SAT IN THE FRONT ROW AND
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WAS
LIKE, BOO!
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> LIKE THAT, YEAH
>> Jimmy: REALLY
HE THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO --
HE ACTUALLY SAID BOO
>> DIDN'T STOP ME.
HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT I HAD SOME
DIGNITY LEFT
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A BUNCH OF
MUSICAL FRIENDS, BUT ONE IS
ANDREW REYNOLDS, AND HE TOLD ME
YOU HAVE A SECRET -- SO
TALENTED AS WELL
>> YEAH.
>>Jimmy: HE TOLD ME YOU HAVE A
A SECRET FOR DOING AN
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
>> YES, I REMEMBER HE DID IT ON
THE SHOW, AND HE TEXTED ME AND
WAS LIKE, "OH, FYI
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
>> Jimmy: I TOOK YOUR BIT.
>> UM, BUT, YES, WE WERE
HANGING OUT ONE SUMMER, AND
I -- IF YOU CAN SAY
JENNIFER LOPEZ, YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY
JENNIFER LOPEZ
IS THE WAY YOU DO IT
>>Jimmy: WOW THAT IS -
>> SO, JENNIFER LOPEZ.
IT'S LIKE THE LOPEZ.
>>Jimmy: JENNIFER --
>> LOPEZ
MY NAME IS JENNIFER LOPEZ AND
THAT IS A KNIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TRICK.
I CANNOT DO AUSTRALIAN -
>> IT CANNOT BE USED AT EVERY
PARTY.
>> Jimmy: NO
I CANNOT DID THE AUSTRALIAN
ACCENT
>> IT'S A TOUGH ONE.
>>Jimmy: I CAN'T DO PHILLY
>> OH, PHILLY'S TOUGH.
I'M FROM PHILLY.
THERE'S ONE FOR THAT, TOO.
ARE YOU FROM PHILLY?
>> Jimmy: THE ROOTS.
>> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE, DUH!
>> Jimmy: WHERE THE SOUND'S
COMING FROM.
>> I HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING
IT SOMETIMES BECAUSE ALL MY
TEACHERS HAD IT GROWING UP, AND
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BLOCKING IT
OUT.
BECAUSE THEY'D BE LIKE, "WELL,
JUST THINK OF THE GREEN LIGHT
ACROSS THE BAY."
AND I'D BE LIKE, "AH, I GUESS
IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM.
UM, BUT COCONUT WATER IS A GOOD
ONE.
DOWN TO THE SHORE, WE'RE GOING
GET SOME COCONUT WATER
[ LAUGHTER ]
DOWN TO THE SHORE, GET SOME
COCONUT WATER, HIT UP THE
CASINOS, GO DOWN TO THE
CASINOS.
ON WEDNESDAY, TUESDAY.
LIKE, IT'S REALLY COCONUT
WATER.
>> Jimmy: COCONUT WATER.
>> TRY IT AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: COCONUT.
>> IT'S NOT COCONUT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST
TINA FEY GETS SO MAD
SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU --
>> COCONUT, COCONUT.
LIKE, "GIVE ME A COKE.
>> Jimmy: COKE
>> THERE YOU GO.
COCONUT.
>> Jimmy: COCONUT.
>> WATER
>> Jimmy: WATER.
>> CLOSE
>> Jimmy: CLOSE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "PALM
SPRINGS," IF YOU DON'T MIND.
>> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO GOOD
>> THANKS >>Jimmy: ANDY SAMBERG
IS SO FANTASTIC IN IT TOO.
>> HE'S LOVELY
>> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERYTHING HE
DOES, BUT I TOLD HIM LIKE,
"ANDY, THIS IS JUST MAGIC.
>> OH YEAH, HE'S FANTASTIC
>>Jimmy: BOTH OF YOU WERE
PERFECT IN THIS.
>> THANK YOU
>>Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WON THE
CRITIC'S CHOICE SUPER AWARD, SO
CONGRATULATIONS FOR THAT, BY
THE WAY.
NOT TOO SHABBY
THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, RIGHT
>> YEAH, IT FELT GOOD THANK
YOU.
>> Jimmy: THE REACTION TO THE
FILM, DID YOU THINK IT WAS
GOING TO BE THIS BIG
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO
>> NO, BECAUSE SO OFTEN YOU SET
OUT TO MAKE SOMETHING, AND
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT
I GOT TO SEE IT WITH A LIVE
AUDIENCE BEFORE THE SHUTDOWN AT
SUN DANCE.
I KNOW LIKE, IT'S SOMETHING
NOW, IT WAS SPECIAL THEN, BUT
OBVIOUSLY IT HAS EXTRA WEIGHT.
AND TO SIT IN A THEATER WITH
300 PEOPLE, AND SEE -- I JUST
WATCHED THEM THE WHOLE TIME
LIKE A REAL, LIKE -- LIKE
NOSFERATU IN THE CORNER, BEING
LIKE, "OH, YES."
UM, BUT THEY GASPED, AND
LAUGHED, AND CRIED, AT
EVERYTHING THAT I HAD GASPED,
AND LAUGHED, AND CRIED AT WHEN
I, LIKE, READ IT ALONE IN MY
APARTMENT.
AND THAT IS SO RARE THAT THAT
HAPPENS.
>>Jimmy: YEAH.
>> AND THEN TO SEE IT HAVE THIS
LIFE THAT IT'S HAD, AND HOW
PEOPLE REACTED TO IT IT'S
JUST -- IT'S BEYOND ANYTHING I
COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED
>> Jimmy: EVERY SINGLE FRAME
FROM EVER SCENE, YOU JUST SCORE
SO PERFECT
AND, UH, TO DESCRIBE THE FILM,
I KNOW YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO GO IN
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
>> I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU
DON'T KNOW
ALSO THAT SUN DANCE SCREENING
WAS SPOILING BECAUSE NO ONE
KNEW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT
AND SO WHEN THE THING HAPPENS,
EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, DAMN!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AT THE SAME TIME
>> YEAH, THE WHOLE -
>> Jimmy: YEP, YEP, THERE YOU
GO
YEAH
IT WAS -- YEAH, ME TOO
I WAS LIKE, "WOW."
BUT THEN IT GETS -- IT'S SO
FUNNY.
I'LL SAY THAT.
IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT IT TO END
YOU'RE FANTASTIC
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE'S CRISTIN MILIOTI AND
ANDY SAMBERG IN "PALM SPRINGS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
♪
>> WHOO!
>> YES
>> WHOO!
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM
RICO NASTY, EVERYBODY!
CRISTIN MILIOTI!
♪
>> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT,
PERFORMING "OHFR" FROM HER
ALBUM "NIGHTMARE VACATION,"
HERE'S RICO NASTY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
♪ OH FOR REAL
THEY SAID RICO PUT A
TEN PIECE IN HER GRILL
I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WANT ♪
♪ HOW YOU FEE
I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW
YOU LIVE OH FOR REAL
I COULD OF GOT HER HIT ♪
♪ I LET HER LIV
OH FOR REA
OH, FOR REAL
HA ♪
♪ I WAS TAUGHT TO FEE
HOW I FEEL
KEEP IT REAL
DIAMONDS WET THEY SHOCKING ♪
♪ NECK PIECE LIKE AN EE
PEOPLE SAID I'M ACTING
DIFFERENT SINCE I GOT A DEAL
I JUST THINK I'M EATIN' ♪
♪ DIFFERENT MORE FOOD
FOR THE MEAL
NO MORE HAPPY MEAL
JUST CHAMPAGNE CHEERS ♪
♪ I USED TO NOT HAVE FANS
NOW I FILL UP FIELDS
BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE BUT
I NEED ME A BUILDING ♪
♪ I CAN'T STOP UNTI
I'M MAKING ME A BILLIO
NO AMINE WE REEL I
ANYBODY WHO FISHIN' AND ♪
♪ SEEKIN' OUT FOR ATTENTION
GEEKIN' IN THE MENTION
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
HAVE TO SMACK ♪
♪ OOH I BEEN ITCHIN
OH FOR REA
THEY SAID RICO PUT A
TEN PIECE IN HER GRILL ♪
♪ I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WAN
HOW YOU FEEL
I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW
YOU LIVE OH FOR REAL ♪
♪ I COULD OF GOT HER HI
I LET HER LIVE
OH FOR REAL OH FOR REAL ♪
♪ I'M MAKING MONEY SMOOTHIE
BLEND IT U
I'M STEADY MIXIN
LIKE I GOT THE BALL ♪
♪ GO TO THE MALL AN
THEY STEADY BLITZING
THEY WANTING PICTURES AN
THEY WANNA KNOW ♪
♪ JUST HOW I'M LIVING
WHAT I MAKE A SHOW
VERSUS YOU IS
BIG DIGIT DIFFERENCE ♪
♪ I DO THE SAME THING
THAT YOU DO IT'S JUS
WITH ME THEY FEEL IT
OH YOU MAD THAT YOU ♪
♪ CAN'T HURT MY POCKETS
OR MY FEELINGS
WHEN I ASK YOU WHA
THE ISSUE IS ♪
♪ YOU HARD OF HEARING
I BEEN SINNIN' LATEL
BUT I'M STILL GOD FEARIN
THEY SAID RICO PUT A ♪
♪ TEN PIECE IN HER GRIL
I BEEN MOVIN' HOW I WANT
HOW YOU FEEL
I WAS TOLD TO GET IT HOW ♪
♪ YOU LIVE OH FOR REA
I COULD OF GOT HER HIT
I LET HER LIVE
OH FOR REAL ♪
♪ OH FOR REAL
HA WOAH ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
RICO NASTY
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
ANTHONY MACKIE,
CRISTIN MILIOTI!
RICO NASTY, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT
THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪