1 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,323 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:27,927 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,662 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISSY TEIGEN, RORY McILROY, 4 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:34,901 MUSICAL GUEST PINK SWEAT$ FEATURING KEHLANI, AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:39,572 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:56,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:00:56,589 --> 00:01:00,260 * * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 8 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:05,198 EVERYBODY. WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 9 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:08,468 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING 10 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:12,739 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT OPRAH'S SPECIAL 11 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:17,444 WITH PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE. AND TODAY BUCKINGHAM PALACE 12 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,146 FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A A STATEMENT. LISTEN TO THIS 13 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,450 >> THE WHOLE FAMILY IS SADDENED TO LEARN THE FULL EXTENT OF HOW CHALLENGING THE LAST FEW YEARS 14 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:27,387 HAVE BEEN FOR HARRY AND MEGHAN THE ISSUES RAISED, PARTICULARLY THAT OF RACE ARE CONCERNING. 15 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,990 WHILE SOME RECOLLECTIONS MAY VARY, THEY ARE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY AND WILL BE ADDRESSED 16 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:37,931 BY THE FAMILY PRIVATELY. >> Jimmy: JUST TO BE CLEAR, THE NEWS ANCHOR DIDN'T SEE THE NOTE 17 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:45,572 UP TOP THAT SAID, READ THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:49,843 FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T FLUENT IN PALACE SPEAK, THEY'RE BASICALLY SAYING, "WE'RE SORRY YOU FEEL 19 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:55,181 THIS WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] THE STATEMENT WOULD HAVE 20 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:58,485 SOUNDED MORE SINCERE IF THEY DIDN'T END IT WITH, "SO WE GOOD?" 21 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:02,622 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO SPLIT, SO -- 22 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,793 MEANWHILE, CBS IS BEGGING OPRAH TO DO ANOTHER TWO-HOUR SPECIAL ON HARRY AND MEGHAN'S RESPONSE 23 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:13,133 TO THE RESPONSE. SO THAT'S INTERESTING. YEAH, IF BUCKINGHAM PALACE IS 24 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,835 JUST LEARNING THE FULL EXTENT OF HARRY AND MEGHAN'S FEELINGS NOW, WAIT UNTIL THEY FIND OUT 25 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:20,206 WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH PRINCE ANDREW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 26 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:25,078 AND IN MAKING THE STORY ALL ABOUT YOU NEWS, PIERS MORGAN, WHO FACED BACKLASH OVER HARSH 27 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:30,083 COMMENTS ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN WILL DEPART HIS SHOW "GOOD MORNING BRITAIN. 28 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,118 I THINK IT WAS TIME. TAKE A LOOK AT HOW HIS LAST DAY WENT 29 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,655 >> YOU DON'T LIKE MEGHAN MARKLE. YOU MADE IT SO CLEAR A NUMBER 30 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:41,094 OF TIMES ON THIS PROGRAM A NUMBER OF TIMES. YOU CONTINUE TO TRASH HER. 31 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,396 >> OKAY, I'M DONE WITH THIS. >> NO, NO. >> SORRY 32 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,931 NO SORRY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT 33 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,900 THAT'S PATHETIC. >> YOU CAN - >> NO, NO, NO. 34 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,302 >> SEE YOU LATER >> I'M BEING - >> SORRY, CAN'T DO THIS. 35 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:54,107 >> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL BEHAVIOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,743 >> Tariq: THAT REAL? >> Jimmy: YEP. PIERS QUIT WHILE THE REST OF 37 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:04,284 THE ANCHORS WERE LIKE, "NO, WAIT, STOP." [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:07,687 I LIKE HOW THE DESK IS SO BIG THAT HIS WALKOUT TOOK 15 SECONDS 39 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,956 >> Questlove: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "SORRY 40 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,691 SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M SORRY. CAN'T DO IT. 41 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,060 I JUST -- SORRY. I JUST -- WAIT -- WAIT A MOMENT TO CATCH MY BREATH 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,163 ALRIGHT, SORRY HERE WE GO ABSOLUTELY 43 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:21,334 CAN'T DO IT. THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER MONTHS OF CRITICIZING MEGHAN MARKLE FOR 44 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:25,071 MAKING AN EMOTIONAL EXIT, PIERS STORMED OFF STAGE IN AN EMOTIONAL EXIT 45 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:30,076 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT PIERS IS LEAVING AND HE ASKED 46 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:35,648 TO BE TAKEN IN BY TYLER PERRY AND GIVEN FULL SECURITY. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,385 THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYBODY'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE HARRY AND MEGHAN SPECIAL, BUT IN THE UK, 48 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,687 PEOPLE WERE SHOCKED BY SOMETHING ELSE DURING THE INTERVIEW. 49 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:41,121 SOMETHING ELSE DURING THE INTERVIEW. WATCH THIS 50 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,824 >> VIEWERS IN BRITAIN APPARENTLY SHOCKED AT THE 51 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:48,228 AMOUNT OF DRUG COMMERCIALS ON AMERICAN TV. IN ENGLAND IT'S ILLEGAL TO 52 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:52,799 ADVERTISE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS >> ONE BRITISH VIEWER POSTING, HELP, "WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN ADS 53 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:58,171 ABOUT MEDICINES. >> AND ANOTHER WROTE, "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY AMERICAN TV ADS 54 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,107 ARE LIKE ASK YOUR DOCTOR FOR -- WHY WOULD YOU BE THE ONE TO TELL A DOCTOR WHAT MEDICINE TO 55 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:05,912 GIVE YOU?" >> Jimmy: WHEN THEY HEARD AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "OH, IF 56 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:14,554 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,857 IN OUR DEFENSE, HALF OUR COMMERCIALS ARE FOR FAST FOOD AND SODA, SO IT MAKES SENSE THE 58 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:22,595 OTHER HALF ARE FOR MEDICINE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AMERICANS ARE SO USED TO THESE 59 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:26,766 COMMERCIALS, WE USE THE LIST OF DRUG SIDE EFFECTS AS A WHITE NOISE MACHINE AT NIGHT 60 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,369 IT'S LIKE, "MAY CAUSE ABDOMINAL CRAMPS, ENFLAMED RETINAS, NOSE BLEEDS, SORENESS OF -- 61 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:35,108 [ SNORING MEANWHILE EVERY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY IS LIKE, "ACTUALLY 62 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,278 THAT XANAX SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. BUT BUCKINGHAM PALACE ISN'T THE 63 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:43,116 ONLY PLACE DEALING WITH A MAJOR SCANDAL. LISTEN TO WHAT'S GOING ON AT 64 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:43,616 SCANDAL. LISTEN TO WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 65 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,087 >> PRESIDENT BIDEN'S TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE BACK IN DELAWARE 66 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,290 SOURCES TELL CNN THE DOGS WERE REMOVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY AFTER A BITING 67 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:56,096 INCIDENT INVOLVING A MEMBER OF THE SECURITY TEAM. >> Jimmy: OKAY 68 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,098 NOW, THESE ARE THE TYPES OF WASHINGTON SCANDALS I'VE MISSED 69 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:05,038 THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] DOG -- 70 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:10,310 APPARENTLY MAJOR WAS JUMPING, BARKING AND CHARGING AT PEOPLE YOU'D THINK AFTER THE LAST FOUR 71 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:16,049 YEARS, THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF WOULD BE USED TO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,952 YEP, THE BITING INCIDENT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE I MEAN, WHO KNEW A 92-POUND 73 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:25,725 GERMAN ATTACK DOG WOULD PRESENT A DANGER [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,461 WHEN MAJOR HEARD HE WAS GOING BACK TO DELAWARE, HE WAS LIKE, "NO, PLEASE, A KENNEL, THE 75 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:34,067 POUND, ANYTHING, JUST NOT DELAWARE." [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,136 YEP, MAJOR AND CHAMP HAVE LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE. AND SUNDAY NIGHT THEY'RE 77 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:40,273 SITTING DOWN WITH OPRAH TO DISCUSS WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. 78 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,710 [ LAUGHTER ] MAJOR REALLY MUST HAVE MESSED UP, BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT WAS 79 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,614 SPOTTED OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE EARLIER TODAY. THIS IS REAL 80 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,850 ZOOM IN. LOOK AT THAT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] RUDY GIULIANI 81 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:58,858 WAS LIKE, "HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BED. [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,728 THEN DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "WHAT THAT'S MY OLD BED. AND ERIC AND DON JR WERE LIKE, 83 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:05,432 "NO, THAT'S OUR OLD BED. SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. YESTERDAY, ZACK SNYDER'S 84 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:09,569 "JUSTICE LEAGUE" LEAKED ON HBO MAX FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND PLAYED WHEN PEOPLE TRIED TO 85 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:13,606 WATCH "TOM AND JERRY." THEY FIXED THE PROBLEM BUT IF YOU MISSED IT, WE HAVE 86 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,575 A SPECIAL SNEAK PEEK OF THE FILM TAKE A LOOK. 87 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:24,651 * * IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL M 88 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:34,661 SUPERMAN * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 89 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,896 THIS IS COOL OVER IN JAPAN, THEY'RE ABOUT TO OPEN THE NEW SUPER NINTENDO 90 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,934 WORLD THEME PARK THE PARK WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN LAST YEAR, BUT CONSTRUCTION GOT 91 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:47,173 DELAYED WHEN THE PLUMBERS KEPT GETTING HIGH ON MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:51,311 IT LOOKS AMAZING THEY HAVE A REAL LIFE BOWSER'S CASTLE AND EVERY DAY PRINCESS 93 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,514 PEACH ESCAPES AND THEN DOES A PRIMETIME INTERVIEW WITH OPRAH. 94 00:06:54,514 --> 00:07:00,320 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF VIDEO GAMES, I READ THAT SONY WANTS 95 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:04,824 TO DEVELOP A NEW GAMING TECHNOLOGY LISTEN TO THIS 96 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:09,262 A PATENT TO TURN FOOD PRODUCTS AND LIKE BANANAS AND OTHER HOUSEHOLD ITEMS INTO 97 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,232 PLAYSTATION CONTROLLERS. THE GOAL IS TO USE A CAMERA TO MAP OUT VIRTUAL BUTTONS ON ANY 98 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:17,370 OBJECT >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS LIKE, 99 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,873 "YEAH, I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU AFTER SCHOOL I JUST GOT TO GO HOME FIRST AND 100 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,608 PLAY WITH MY BANANA. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 101 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,677 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON, NOW 102 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:37,157 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 103 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,760 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU CAN VISIT HER NEW ONLINE 104 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,064 SHOP, CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM. CHRISSY TEIGEN IS HERE TONIGHT 105 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:53,340 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF -- HER NEW SHOP OF 106 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,875 CRAVINGS AND NEW LINE OF EVERYTHING SHE'S GOT THERE BUT ALSO WE'RE GOING TO TALK 107 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,812 ABOUT JOE BIDEN FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER AND ALSO HER UNFOLLOWING JOE BIDEN OR HAVING 108 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,515 HIM UNFOLLOW HER ANYWAYS, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. PLUS, HE'S GOING TO BE 109 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,485 COMPETING IN THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE PGA TOUR STARTING THURSDAY ON NBC AND 110 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:11,157 GOLF CHANNEL RORY McILROY IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:16,396 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM PINK SWEAT$ FEATURING KEHLANI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:23,069 AND THEN A LITTLE LATER, WE'LL BE DEBUTING A NEW SHORT FILM IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FILM 113 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:32,545 FESTIVAL IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD, EVERYONE 114 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW. 115 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,350 IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW. SO LET'S JUST GET RIGHT TO IT. IT'S TIME FOR NEWS RADIO 116 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,692 * 117 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,661 >> Jimmy: THE BIG STORY IS STILL OPRAH'S BOMBSHELL INTERVIEW WITH PRINCE HARRY AND 118 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:55,335 MEGHAN MARKLE. OPRAH STARTED OFF LIKE - * WHAT'S GOING ON * 119 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,404 >> Jimmy: THEN MEGHAN CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE SHE WAS LIKE - 120 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,808 * WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS * >> Jimmy: SO SHE AND HARRY PACKED THEIR BAGS AND TOLD THE 121 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:06,479 ROYAL FAMILY - * BYE BYE BYE * >> Jimmy: FORTUNATELY, 122 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,082 TYLER PERRY GAVE THE COUPLE OF PLACE TO LIVE. HE WAS LIKE -- 123 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:14,454 * OH WON'T YO STAY WITH ME * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 124 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,057 >> Jimmy: ANY WAY, WE'RE WISHING HARRY AND MEGHAN - * SIMPLY THE BEST * 125 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:24,931 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IN OTHER NEWS, THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS A LARGE NUMBER 126 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,769 OF PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A A STIMULUS CHECK THIS MONTH. BIDEN IS BASICALLY LIKE -- 127 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:35,809 * I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY * >> Jimmy: WHILE AMERICANS ARE OVER IT. 128 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,079 THEY'RE JUST LIKE -- * BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY * 129 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:43,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ELON MUSK PLANS TO ANNOUNCE A NEW CYBERTRUCK SOON, 130 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:48,054 WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME BECAUSE -- * I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE 131 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:52,859 LAST WEEK * >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY DUNKIN' JUST RELEASED NEW ICED COFFEE 132 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:57,897 JELLY BEANS FOR EASTER WHEN ASKED IF THEY'D EAT THEM, KIDS WERE LIKE - 133 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:03,570 * NO NO NO NO N NO NO NO NO * >> Jimmy: SO DUNKIN' ASKED 134 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:08,241 ADULTS IF THEY'D EAT THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE - * NO NO THERE'S NO WAY * 135 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,711 >> Jimmy: SO DUNKIN' WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE? AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- 136 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:17,417 * YEAH YEAH YEAH * >> Jimmy: THEN DUNKIN' WAS LIKE, "WELL, THEN WHAT FLAVOR 137 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,787 DO YOU WANT? AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- * WATERMELON SUGAR * 138 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,656 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:27,494 FOR "NEWS RADIO. GUYS, IT IS TIME TO KICK OFF NIGHT TWO OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW 140 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:31,164 GUYS, IT IS TIME TO KICK OFF NIGHT TWO OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL. 141 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:37,103 >> "TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL." 142 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:40,040 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FUN. WE PARTNERED WITH SAMSUNG TO SHOWCASE RISING CREATORS WHO 143 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,309 HAVE A PASSION FOR FILMMAKING. WE NARROWED THE FIELD DOWN TO TEN FINALISTS AND HAD THEM 144 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:48,782 CREATE A SHORT FILM FOR US BASED ON THE THEME, A DIFFERENT FOCUS. 145 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:53,486 AND THEN SAMSUNG GAVE EACH OF THEM A BRAND-NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY S-21 ULTRA 5G PHONE TO USE - 146 00:10:53,486 --> 00:11:00,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO MAKE THEIR FILM THE PHONE IS AMAZING 147 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,063 I TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT IT'S GOT 8K VIDEO, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST QUALITY YOU CAN GET ON 148 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:09,336 A PHONE AND HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT MODES OF SHOOTING. HAS GREAT A.R. STUFF 149 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,406 THERE'S A DIRECTOR'S MODE WHICH MAKES YOU SWITCH CAMERAS IN REAL-TIME. 150 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,076 IT'S -- HONESTLY, YOU CAN MAKE A REAL MOVIE WITH THIS THING, AND THAT'S WHAT OUR FINALISTS 151 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,079 DID. SO, EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK WE'RE PREMIERING A SHORT FILM CREATED 152 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,883 BY ONE OF OUR FINALISTS USING THIS PHONE TONIGHT'S FILM WAS CREATED BY 153 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:33,293 SHADDY MUHWAJDA FROM VALRICO, FLORIDA. HE'S ALWAYS LOVED FILMS AND 154 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,161 MAKING FILMS AND HIS HOPE IS TO INSPIRE OTHERS WITH THE WORK HE 155 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,163 CREATES. HE SAYS THE FILM WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE TONIGHT IS ABOUT A MAN WHO 156 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,932 HAS THE ENTIRE WORLD AS HIS STAGE FOR ONE MINUTE, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, SO HE 157 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:44,471 SAYS EVERYTHING. HERE IS THE DEBUT OF "AMERICAN MADE" BY SHADDY MUHWAJDA 158 00:11:44,471 --> 00:12:00,153 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 159 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,055 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO SHADDY MAWAJDA FOR MAKING THAT FILM FOR US, AND THANK YOU - 160 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,958 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, AND THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG WE'LL BE DEBUTING A NEW SHORT 161 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,693 FILM FROM OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" FILM FESTIVAL FINALISTS ALL WEEK LONG, SO KEEP CHECKING IN 162 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:16,436 FOR THAT, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUN WEEK 163 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,806 HEY, EVERYONE. WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING BRAND NEW. 164 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,675 WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING BRAND NEW. IT IS TIME FOR "RAP REMIX" 165 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,743 * TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX 166 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,813 TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMI 167 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:35,955 TONIGHT SHOW * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HELPING US OUT TODAY 168 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,858 IS OUR VERY OWN TARIQ TROTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NOW, TARIQ - 169 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,795 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TARIQ, YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPPER 170 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,532 SO I THOUGHT - >> Tariq: YES, THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: I WASN'T FINISHED. 171 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,134 >> Tariq: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD 172 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,803 BE FUN TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST AND HAVE YOU ADD RAP VERSES TO SONGS THAT ARE 173 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:55,108 DEFINITELY NOT RAP SONGS WE GAVE YOU SOME SONG TITLES RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW, AND YOU 174 00:12:55,108 --> 00:13:04,351 HAD JUST A FEW MINUTES TO WRITE SOME VERSES FOR THEM ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS 175 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,387 >> Tariq: I'M READY IF YOU ARE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE CONFIDENCE 176 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,457 HERE WE GO YOUR FIRST SONG IS "WHEELS ON THE BUS. 177 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,259 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT? 178 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:18,064 LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU'VE GOT FOR WHEELS ON THE BUS. M* 179 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,200 * THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUN 180 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,370 ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND ROUND AND ROUN 181 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,373 THE WHEELS ON THE BU GO ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND 182 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:31,845 ALL THROUGH THE TOWN BEFORE I HAD A CAR THE BUS WAS THE BEST * 183 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,882 * YOU CAN RIDE IT LOCAL AND YOU CAN RIDE EXPRESS WITH A BOOM BO 184 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:39,819 ON MY FAVORITE STATION * * PUBLIC NUISANCE ON THAT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATIO 185 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,656 DRIVER SAYING "SIR STAY BEHIND THE LINE" * * SITTING NEXT TO SOME GU 186 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:48,094 STRAIGHT UP SMELLS LIKE WINE CITY BUS WILL ALWAYS GET YOU HERE TO THERE * 187 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,531 * UNLESS THE PASS YOU GOT HAS INSUFFICIENT FAR WHEELS ON THE BU 188 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,801 GO ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN 189 00:13:54,801 --> 00:14:03,209 THROUGH THE TOWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: UM 190 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,279 UH, THAT WAS GREAT YOUR NEXT SONG IS THE CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBS THEME SONG. 191 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:11,751 I MISS THAT SONG >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY STILL AIR THAT? 192 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:15,789 >> Tariq: IF THEY DON'T, THEY SHOULD >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT JAM. 193 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:18,058 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 194 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,927 * * I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BAC 195 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:25,465 BABY BACK BABY BAC I WANT MY BABY* * FRIDAY NIGHT DATE 196 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,402 WHERE SHE WANT TO GO NOT TO APPLEBEE' NOT TO UNO'S * 197 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,572 * SHE THINKS OUTBAC BLOOMING ONION SILLY SHE WANTS RIBS KID 198 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,842 SHE WANT TO GO TO CHILI'S * * NEED A FULL RAC 'CAUSE SHE KIND OF BOSSY 199 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,346 NEED A WET NAP BECAUSE HER FINGERS SAUCY * * HARD TO LOOK COOL 200 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,415 WHEN YOU'RE EATING RIB HEADED BACK HOME SHOULD HAVE WORN A BIB * 201 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,786 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT 202 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:53,893 COME ON, MAN WET NAP. LITTLE EXTRA MUSTARD ON THAT, 203 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,297 MAN. UNBELIEVABLE FOR THIS LAST ONE, SINCE THE 204 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,898 NBA ALL-STAR GAME JUST HAPPENED, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING TO THE CLASSIC NBA ON NBC 205 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:06,673 THEME? >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 206 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:14,748 TAKE IT AWAY * * TURN IT OVER TO NBC 207 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,351 BASKETBALL ON MY T BOB COSTAS LOOKING AT ME LAY-UP DRIBBLE * 208 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,887 * GO FOR THE THRE I DON'T WANT GOL SOCCER OR TENNIS 209 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,189 I WANT MICHAEL * * SCOTTIE AND DENNI DOWN THE COURT 210 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,692 GO FOR THE DUN THIS IS THE PEAK * * OF PHYSICAL FITNESS 211 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,428 REF WHAT ARE YOU BLIND HE DIDN'T TRAVEL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND * 212 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,830 * EVERY CALL'S STRAIGHT UP CRIM NOW THIS GAME' 213 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,334 IN OVERTIME * * TURN IT OVER THE NB BASKETBALL ON MY T 214 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,537 I HOPE THIS GAME NEVER END ON THE SAME NETWORK * * THAT BROUGHT YOU "FRIENDS 215 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:41,675 AND "SEINFELD" * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:45,578 >> Jimmy: NICE JAM RIGHT THERE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HOW DOES HE DO IT? 217 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,314 THAT'S AMAZING YOU'RE THE BEST. GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER, 218 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,817 RIGHT THERE, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 219 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,988 CHRISSY TEIGEN AND MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE COME ON BACK 220 00:15:54,988 --> 00:16:29,456 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 221 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,725 ENTREPRENEUR, A BEST-SELLING COOK BOOK AUTHOR AND A SOCIAL MEDIA ICON 222 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,927 WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT SHE'S ALSO ONE OF OUR FAVORITES. 223 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,529 YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER NEW ONLINE STORE CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM. 224 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:40,700 HERE IS CHRISSY TEIGEN >> THANK YOU WHOO 225 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,870 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. >> CAN I -- I NEED TO WALK OUT >> Jimmy: I KNOW 226 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,807 MAYBE WE CAN LIKE -- >> IT MAKES ME SAD IT'S OKAY. 227 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,443 >> Jimmy: WE CAN GET YOU SOME WALK OUT MUSIC FOR THAT. COME ON. 228 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,112 >> I'LL TRIP OVER SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS 229 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,080 >> HI. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. I ACTUALLY MISS SEEING YOUR 230 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,348 FACE >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS 231 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,083 YOU WERE ONE OF THE 13 PEOPLE THAT THE PRESIDENT -- PRESIDENT BIDEN FOLLOWED ON 232 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:04,324 TWITTER WITH THE OFFICIAL POTUS ACCOUNT. I WAS SO EXCITED 233 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:08,361 I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO COOL." BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU'RE SO REFRESHING AND FUN ON SOCIALS. 234 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:15,135 AND YOU WERE VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT, TOO. AND THEN A FEW WEEKS LATER - 235 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,038 >> SO EXCITED. >> Jimmy: -- THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU -- YOU ASKED THE PRESIDENT 236 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,074 TO UNFOLLOW YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU REMEMBER -- 237 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,610 [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU REMEMBER THE EXACT MOMENT THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT 238 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:29,049 WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE PRESIDENT BIDEN FOLLOW YOU >> THE SECOND IT HAPPENED I WAS 239 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:33,520 LIKE, OH [ BLEEP ] AND I TRULY -- I THINK I SENT -- SORRY. 240 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,491 I SENT LIKE TWO TWEETS IN, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AND PEOPLE WERE WORRIED. 241 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,660 THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" AND, LIKE, LISTEN, I KNOW, I 242 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,699 DON'T BELIEVE THAT HE THOUGHT, MAYBE -- I DON'T BELIEVE HE'S LIKE TRUMP AND ACTIVELY REALLY 243 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,434 SCROLLING THROUGH, BUT IT WAS SO AMAZING HE FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I HAD BEEN SHUNNED 244 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:55,542 FOR -- FOR FOUR YEARS. I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT WAS BEING SAID, AND I -- SO IT 245 00:17:55,542 --> 00:18:00,580 WAS -- I LOVED THE STATEMENT OF THAT BUT THEN IT JUST BECAME TOO 246 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:06,353 MUCH AND ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE ON THAT LIST, A BUNCH OF WEIRD PEOPLE 247 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,122 GO TO HIS ACCOUNT AND THEY DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WHO'S THIS 248 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,524 CHICK? THEN THEY COME TO MY PAGE AND IT'S JUST LIKE A HELL HOLE 249 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:15,028 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS LIKE, IT WAS REALLY, SO MUCH BETTER 250 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:19,833 SO, YEAH, LIFE IS BETTER NOW >> Jimmy: WERE YOU SO EXCITED AT THE INAUGURATION? 251 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:27,374 WAS THAT -- OR WAS IT JUST FREEZING OR WAS IT BOTH? >> OH, INAUGURATION WAS 252 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:31,544 FREEZING AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL. AND I DIDN'T KNOW JOHN'S 253 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:36,449 PERFORMANCE AT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WAS A SECRET, SO I INSTAGRAMED THE WHOLE THING 254 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,052 LIKE THE DAY BEFORE FOR REHEARSAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:44,424 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> AND THEN I GOT IN TROUBLE >> Jimmy: OOPS 256 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,594 >> OH, MY GOD, I REMEMBER I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I -- WE RAN INTO KATY PERRY AFTER -- AND I 257 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:54,601 ALWAYS SAY DUMB THINGS LIKE I ALL WAYS GET SO NERVOUS AND SAY FAUX PAS 258 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,303 I HADN'T SEEN KATY FOR SO LONG I WAS LIKE, "OH, I TYPICALLY HATE FIREWORKS," BUT THAT WAS, 259 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:03,543 LIKE, AMAZING. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. AND THEN I THINK SHE HEARD THAT 260 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:11,117 I SAID I HATE "FIREWORKS," LIKE THE SONG >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, THAT'S MY 261 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:14,320 SONG >> AND SO, I KNOW, I WANTED TO DIE. 262 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,257 I FELT SO BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. >> I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO 263 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,625 NOT 'FIREWORKS.'" I ALWAYS DO THAT >> Jimmy: BUT I KIND OF AGREE 264 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:27,167 WITH YOU ON FIREWORKS. THEY GO ON A LITTLE TOO LONG FOR ME 265 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,035 >> YES THEY DON'T -- YEAH, IT'S LIKE BAD IMPROVE OR SOMETHING, AND 266 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,438 IT'S LIKE TWO MINUTES TOO LONG, AND I DON'T GET FOUNTAINS EITHER 267 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:35,709 FOUNTAINS AND FIREWORKS ARE TWO NO'S FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,044 >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOUNTAINS. I WOULDN'T INVEST IN A A FOUNTAIN 269 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:43,049 I DON'T MIND LOOKING AT ONE. I JUST DON'T -- I DON'T IF I - >> I DON'T GET IT. 270 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,818 I JUST DON'T GET -- THE GROVE, THE PEOPLE AT THE GROVE THAT SIT AROUND AND TAKE PICTURES 271 00:19:44,818 --> 00:19:50,323 AROUND THE FOUNTAIN -- IT'S LIKE, IT'S A HOSE. I DON'T GET IT 272 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,625 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CRAVINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR COOK 273 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,463 BOOK YOU'RE FINISHING UP YOUR THIRD COOK BOOK. 274 00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:00,500 CONGRATS ON THIS >> YEAH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: THERE'S GOING TO BE 100 RECIPES 275 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,270 IN THIS THING. >> I HAD 99 RECIPES, AND SO, FOR 100, I JUST, LIKE, BUTTERED 276 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:09,175 A BUNCH OF GARLIC AND STUFFED IT IN A PITA AND THEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, 277 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:13,113 LIKE, A JOKE RECIPE, BUT THEN WE -- IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD 278 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,749 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> BUT I PROMISE THE REST OF THE RECIPES ARE REALLY SERIOUS 279 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:20,887 AND THEY'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: NO, I FOLLOW YOU AND I SEE WHAT YOU DO. 280 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,189 YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU GO FOR IT, BY THE WAY AND I LOVE THAT YOU TEST 281 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:27,594 EVERYTHING CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE MANDOLIN AND TRYING THAT FOR THE -- 282 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:31,531 >> OH! >> Jimmy: WAS IT SUPER BOWL SUNDAY? 283 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,267 >> THAT WAS THE SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, JOHN -- I BROUGHT A MANDOLIN AT RALPH'S, 284 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,203 AND WE WERE MAKING SCALLOPED POTATOES AND JOHN WAS WATCHING THE GAME 285 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,839 AND DOING THE MANDOLIN, AND YOU JUST -- THAT'S A BIG NO-NO YOU CAN'T WATCH ANYTHING WHILE 286 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,575 DOING IT, AND HE SLICED OFF THE TIP OF HIS FINGER. AND FINGERS ARE ALL JOHN NEEDS 287 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:47,614 IN LIFE, BASICALLY, SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU IDIOT." HE STARTED RUNNING IT UNDER 288 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,883 WATER, AND HE WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM 289 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,185 I WANT TO WATCH THE GAME." SO IT'S JUST FLAPPING AROUND, HIS FINGER 290 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,487 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU IDIOT, GIVE IT TO ME. AND THEN I DID ONE PASS AND I 291 00:20:54,487 --> 00:21:10,937 CHOPPED OFF THE TIP OF MY FINGER, TOO AND THEN I DRAGGED HIM TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 292 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,873 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTO. >> I BROUGHT HIM TO THE E.R. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTO OF 293 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:19,079 YOU GUYS THAT'S YOU THAT'S YOU AT THE HOSPITAL 294 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:22,849 >> I BROUGHT HIM SO WE COULD GET SPECIAL TREATMENT. >> Jimmy: WINNERS, MAN 295 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,719 >> I DRAG JOHN EVERYWHERE SO I CAN GET BETTER TREATMENT >> Jimmy: WINNERS, MAN 296 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,954 THUMBS UP, AND A FINGER OUT LIKE, "HEY, NUMBER ONE, MAN. >> YEP 297 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,123 >> Jimmy: HEY, PAL I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING LOOK AT THIS 298 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,393 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE CRAVINGS SHOP. >> YES 299 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:38,198 >> Jimmy: DUDE, TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS >> THE CHOCOLATES ARE, 300 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:43,570 HONESTLY, SO INCREDIBLE. THEY'RE ALL MY RECIPES INSIDE A COMPARTES CHOCOLATE BAR, 301 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:46,106 WHICH IS ALREADY LIKE SO -- I LEARNED THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE 302 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:49,909 THERE'S IS SO CREAMY AND DELICIOUS AND MY FAMOUS BANANA BREAD IS CRUMBLED UP INTO IT 303 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:54,714 CARROT CAKE. AND IT'S JUST SO DELICIOUS WE HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE CRYSTALS 304 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,985 THAT ARE SO MUCH FUN TO WEAR I DECIDED IN THIS PANDEMIC THAT YOU'RE WEARING A MASK, AND I'M 305 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,488 JUST VERY INTO WEARING SOMETHING WITH SOME KIND OF FLAIR, AND SO WE HAVE THESE 306 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:08,595 BEAUTIFUL CRYSTALS MY FRIEND, NOVA, DID THEM, AND THEY'RE SO AWESOME 307 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:12,065 AND HONESTLY THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR COACHELLA ANYMORE. I DECIDED I WANT TO ACTIVELY 308 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:18,872 WEAR CRYSTALS. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE ARE THEY HARD TO WEAR? 309 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:30,917 >> I LOVE YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 310 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,086 >> OH, MY GOD. SEE? >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. 311 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,954 I LIKE IT. AND IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF SUBTLE, BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND, 312 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,090 HONESTLY, IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD I LOVE IT. 313 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:41,928 >> DON'T YOU JUST FEEL BETTER? >> Jimmy: DUDE, I JUST -- I DO FEEL BETTER. 314 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,664 >> SALES ARE DOWN. >> Jimmy: SALES ARE DOWN, TAKE THE CRYSTALS OFF, JIMMY. 315 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:50,470 YOU DON'T WANT ME AS A MODEL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW IF A LOT OF PEOPLE 316 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,840 REALIZE HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO THESE THINGS, TO EVEN HAVE YOUR NAME ON ONE THING. 317 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,509 I KNOW YOU. WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME NOW. THIS IS YEARS IN THE MAKING. 318 00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:02,382 IT'S NOT LIKE, "HEY, CHRISSY, IN TWO MONTHS, JUST PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS." 319 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,920 YOU GO, "NO, NO, NO. I GOT DO THIS. >> YEAH, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S 320 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,155 YEARS, YEARS, YEARS. SO WHEN IT DOES COME OUT IT SEEMS LIKE, "OH, SURPRISE, IT'S 321 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:14,627 A SHOP." BUT YEAH, IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK, SO THANK YOU 322 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,796 IT'S MY BABY, AND I -- YEAH, WE'RE A SMALL LITTLE COMPANY, AND IT'S JUST REALLY FUN TO DO 323 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:24,237 IT ALL >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU GUYS. I GOT THE LATEST EDITION TO THE 324 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,106 CRAVINGS SHOP, AND THIS IS VERY YOU. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF 325 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:29,809 ROBES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- >> I HAVE ROBES. 326 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:33,213 THAT'S THE BASIC BITCH TERRY >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED 327 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:39,886 >> YEAH, IT'S JUST BASIC I DIDN'T WANT BULKY POCKETS. I DIDN'T WANT A TIE THAT WOULD 328 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:43,089 FALL OFF IT'S JUST A BASIC AS - >> Jimmy: DO YOU JUST WEAR THIS 329 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:54,100 AROUND THE HOUSE AND STUFF >> YES, IT'S SO -- IT'S REALLY SHORT, TOO 330 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,836 >> Jimmy: IT IS TINY >> NO, BUT YOU'RE TALL, SO IT'S GOING TO BE SHORT ON YOU 331 00:23:56,836 --> 00:24:00,040 BUT, YEAH, YOU CAN ROLL UP THE SLEEVES. WEAR YOUR CRYSTALS. I LOVE YOU 332 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,374 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS FANTASTIC. IT IS A LITTLE SHORT, BUT I 333 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:10,684 THINK -- YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S A LITTLE SEXY >> YOU'RE TALL 334 00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:12,085 >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- NO, NO, THIS IS THE NEW -- >> THAT'S THE THING. 335 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:17,323 THOSE ROBES ARE USUALLY BULKY AND LAME, SO I WANTED IT TO HAVE SOME SEX APPEAL 336 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:22,462 I'VE GIVEN UP, BUT NOT ENTIRELY -- THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS 337 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,331 THAT'S A ROBE THAT SCREAMS "I'VE GIVEN UP, BUT NOT ENTIRELY." >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE 338 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,133 BASIC BITCH TERRY. YOU HAVE THE COOK BOOK, YOU HAVE ALL THIS COOKING STUFF. 339 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:35,508 WILL THERE EVER BE A A CHRISSY TEIGEN RESTAURANT? >> OH, MY GOD, THERE IS -- WE 340 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:40,213 ARE CHATTING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, AND I HAVE LOOKED AT SOME INCREDIBLE SPACES. 341 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,383 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SO MUCH A A RESTAURANT AS IT IS, YOU KNOW, A SITDOWN, FAST, CASUAL 342 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:49,289 ESTABLISHMENT. BUT I HAVE DREAMS OF LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MEZZANINE AND JOHN 343 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:54,094 PLAYING THE PIANO AND IT RAINING DOWN ON THE BLOCK. I MEAN, I REALLY -- I JUST WANT 344 00:24:54,094 --> 00:25:00,133 TO PRETTY MUCH LIVE THERE AND TAKE PICTURES WITH PEOPLE AND -- YEAH. 345 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:04,738 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS A GOOD START RIGHT HERE. CONGRATS 346 00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:10,310 CHRISSY TEIGEN, EVERYBODY. CHECK OUT HER CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM. 347 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:13,179 CHRISSY AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 348 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,682 STICK AROUND >> THANK YOU SO MUCH [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:40,473 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH CHRISSY TEIGEN 350 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:43,076 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED, "BEST, WORST, FIRST. HERE WE GO 351 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:50,417 * BEST WORST FIRST * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS 352 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,385 I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON WHICH WILL ACTIVATE A RANDOM TOPIC GENERATOR. 353 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,254 IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT LIKE BEST PICKUP LINE YOU EVER USED OR WORST LIE YOU EVER 354 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:55,755 TOLD WHATEVER IT LANDS ON YOU HAVE TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT 355 00:25:55,755 --> 00:26:00,026 COMES TO YOUR MIND ARE YOU READY? >> READY 356 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:03,430 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO FIRST UP IS BEST * 357 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:13,373 BEST - BEST CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER >> OH, GOD 358 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:22,115 UM -- UM -- GOD, I THINK IT WAS AFTER THE GOLDEN GLOBES. OH, NO, THIS MIGHT BE WORST. 359 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:23,950 I WAS DRINKING A LOT AND I SAW SOMEBODY AT THE ENTRANCE HOLDING A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE SO 360 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,518 I JUST WENT UP AND I TOOK IT AND I SAID, "THANK YOU," AND JOHN GOES, "THAT WAS 361 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:36,062 MICHAEL KEATON." IT WAS NOT - >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT SOMEONE 362 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:43,336 SERVING CHAMPAGNE. >> NO, IT WAS NOT. AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED BY IT 363 00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:46,706 STILL. >> Jimmy: OH, MY - >> I COULD DIE 364 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:48,441 >> Jimmy: WELL, AT LEAST IT'S MICHAEL KEATON >> YEAH. 365 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,310 >> Jimmy: HE'LL BE A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT HE'LL BE FUNNY AND BE LIKE, 366 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:54,080 "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" >> BUT I JUST TOOK IT, I DRANK IT, AND I LEFT 367 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,882 >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE THAT ANSWER I LOVE THAT STORY. 368 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,518 AND IT'S A GOOD PERSON TO DO THAT TO CAUSE HE'S FUNNY ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 369 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:01,454 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT ROUND IT IS TIME FOR WORST 370 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:14,401 HERE WE GO * WORST -- 371 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:19,339 WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD >> I DON'T KNOW IF NECESSARILY 372 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,107 THEY'VE BEEN THE WORST, BUT I HAD A JOB AT A COLOR CHANGING T-SHIRT SHOP AND I'D HAVE TO 373 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,909 STAND OUTSIDE AND LURE PEOPLE INSIDE AND SAY, LIKE, "COME CHECK THIS OUT, COME CHECK THIS 374 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:32,786 OUT. CHECK THIS OUT CHECK THIS T-SHIRT OUT 375 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,854 THIS NAIL POLISH CHANGES." AND IT WAS JUST OUTLINE SHIRTS THAT I HAD TO SELL 376 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,656 BUT THE WORST PART WAS THAT I ACTUALLY QUIT MY JOB BECAUSE I GOT THIS BIG -- OH YEAH, THIS 377 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,158 IS THE WORST JOB I THOUGHT I HAD THIS BIG OPPORTUNITY TO BE IN A RED BULL 378 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,893 COMMERCIAL, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY JUST WANTED E TO BE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS ON THE BEACH 379 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:45,131 THAT WEARS THICK LIP GLOSS AND GIVE OUT RED BULLS SO I QUIT MY ENTIRE JOB TO GIVE 380 00:27:45,131 --> 00:28:02,082 OUT FREE RED BULLS DURING THE U.S. OPEN OF SURFING [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:03,817 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, MY BIG BREAK. I WAS LIKE, "FINALLY, I'M GOING 382 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:07,654 HOLLYWOOD. >> Jimmy: "I'M GOING TO BE ON A COMMERCIAL." 383 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:12,359 YEAH, NO, YOU'RE JUST WEARING BIG FLIP-FLOPS [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,029 >> REMEMBER THOSE BIG FLIP-FLOPS THE ROCKET DOGS. 385 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,898 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEY HAD STUDS ON THEM. >> Jimmy: YES. 386 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,934 >> AND THEN I WORE LIKE A -- LIKE, A SCHOOLGIRL BLACK SKIRT ON THE BEACH AND A BIKINI TOP 387 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:27,307 GIVING OUT RED BULL. OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: MAN, HONESTLY, WE ALL 388 00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:29,542 HAVE A STORY, RIGHT? OH MY GOSH I'M SURPRISED WE DIDN'T RUN 389 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:33,213 INTO EACH OTHER BECAUSE I HAD THE SAME JOB THAT SUMMER [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:40,253 >> SKIRT AND ALL >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EVERYTHING, OF COURSE. 391 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:47,127 LAST ROUND HERE WE GO IT IS TIME FOR FIRST 392 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:49,062 * >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: CHRISSY TEIGEN 393 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:51,064 FIRST -- OH, YOUR FIRST KISS DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST KISS 394 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:58,405 >> OH, MY GOD. SHOULD I SAY HIS NAME? ARE PEOPLE GOING TO TRY TO FIND 395 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,006 HIM? MY FIRST KISS WAS ACTUALLY AT MY - 396 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,474 I WENT ON A DATE TO RED ROBIN, AND IT WAS LIKE, THE NICE RED ROBIN. 397 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:06,579 WE WENT TO THE FURTHER RED ROBIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 398 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,782 >> AND THEN HE DROPPED ME OFF AT ACTUALLY MY BEST FRIEND VONNIE'S HOUSE, AND SHE -- 399 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:18,625 BECAUSE HER PARENTS WERE REALLY COOL, AND I DON'T THINK I TOLD MY PARENTS 400 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:23,763 SO WE WENT BACK THERE. HE WALKED ME TO THE DOOR AND HE WAS, LIKE, A BASKETBALL 401 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,832 PLAYER AT OUR SCHOOL, AND IT WAS JUST SO -- HE WAS -- I DON'T KNOW, HE WAS 402 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:32,939 SUCH A NICE GUY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL IT WAS COMING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO 403 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,808 HAVE A KISS? >> NO, BUT I REMEMBER HOW GIDDY I WAS AFTER. 404 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:37,544 I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER LIKE, NOT A THING. 405 00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:40,714 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, AT SCHOOL WE DIDN'T TALK ANYMORE 406 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:44,351 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A FIRST KISS. 407 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:52,092 THAT'S OF COURSE RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. >> HE PRETENDED NOTHING 408 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:53,727 HAPPENED >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN SAY HI TO EACH OTHER 409 00:29:53,727 --> 00:29:57,464 THAT WAS OVER. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: PAL, THANK YOU FOR 410 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,332 PLAYING. THAT WAS "BEST, WORST, FIRST." CHRISSY TEIGEN, YOU CAN CHECK 411 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,034 OUT HER NEW ONLINE STORE CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM. 412 00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:09,809 WE LOVE YOU, BUD, BEST TO THE FAM. HUG EVERYBODY. 413 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,178 >> LOVE YOU TOO, JIMMY >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE 414 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:34,200 "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK * 415 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,070 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME MAJORS CHAMPION AND ONE OF THE GREATEST GOLFERS IN 416 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:40,006 THE WORLD. THIS WEEK HE'S DEFENDING HIS TITLE IN THE PLAYERS 417 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:45,111 CHAMPIONSHIP, WHICH YOU CAN SEE STARTING THURSDAY ON NBC AND GOLF CHANNEL 418 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,548 HERE HE IS, RORY McILROY AHH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 419 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:53,420 LOOK AT THIS GUY >> HOW YOU DOING >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GREAT, 420 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,655 BUDDY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW 421 00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:58,024 LOOK -- I'M JUST SEEING -- JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU -- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 422 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:01,061 YOU'RE A DIFFERENT MAN YOU LOOK FANTASTIC YOU KNOW WHY 423 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:09,836 BECAUSE YOU RECENTLY BECAME A DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME >> THANK YOU 424 00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:13,206 >> Jimmy: AND CONGRATULATIONS, PAL. >> THANK YOU 425 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,408 YEAH, IT'S BEEN AWESOME. IT'S BEEN -- IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING SIX MONTHS 426 00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:18,478 IT'S BEEN A HUGE ADJUSTMENT, AS YOU KNOW, BUT IT'S BEEN GREAT. MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE DAUGHTER, 427 00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:21,781 POPPY, ARE WITH ME THIS WEEK IT'S REALLY COOL SHE'S GETTING A TASTE OF LIFE 428 00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:27,120 ON THE ROAD. AND SHE'S ADAPTED PRETTY WELL SO FAR 429 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:33,993 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUD. IT'S THE BEST THING YOU'LL DO. 430 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,430 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: EVERY 431 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:39,099 TIME WE'VE COME ON THE SHOW, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT TIGER WOODS WE'VE ACTUALLY DONE BITS 432 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,301 TOGETHER, SKETCHES TOGETHER WITH ME, YOU, AND TIGER. LAST WEEK, YOU AND A BUNCH OF 433 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,269 OTHER PLAYERS WERE WEARING RED AND BLACK AS A NOD TO TIGER, BECAUSE THOSE ARE HIS SIGNATURE 434 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,439 COLORS HOW DID THAT COME TOGETHER, AND WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT BEHIND ALL 435 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:53,780 THAT >> YOU KNOW, ALL THE GUYS GOT TOGETHER AND GO, "OKAY, WHAT 436 00:31:53,780 --> 00:32:00,487 CAN WE DO TO SEND A MESSAGE TO TIGER TO LET HIM KNOW WE'RE THINKING ABOUT HIM 437 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:06,192 A SIGN OF SOLIDARITY HOW WE APPRECIATE HIM SO MUCH? EVERYTHING HE'S DONE FOR THE 438 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,128 GAME?" YOU KNOW, EVERYONE COMES OUT IN THE RED AND BLACK ON SUNDAY 439 00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:09,929 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, IT WAS JUST A SMALL WAY TO SHOW THAT WE ARE THINKING ABOUT HIM AND 440 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:22,876 HOPEFULLY WE SEE HIM BACK OUT HERE AGAIN SOON. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVED THAT. 441 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:24,844 THAT WAS VERY, VERY COOL, BECAUSE HE HAS -- AS YOU HAVE, BUT HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR THE 442 00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:29,215 GAME AND FOR EVERYBODY >> HE HAS FOR SURE >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU HEARD FROM 443 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,884 HIM? >> I HAVE. I'VE SPOKEN TO HIM A LITTLE 444 00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:33,586 BIT. HE'S DOING BETTER. YOU KNOW, I THINK ALL THE GUYS 445 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:38,458 HAVE REACHED OUT TO HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY IF THINGS GO WELL 446 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,593 OVER THE NEXT WEEK OR SO, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET HOME AND START RECOVERY AT HOME, WHICH 447 00:32:40,593 --> 00:32:47,534 WILL BE GREAT FOR HIM, SO -- SEE HIS KIDS, SEE HIS FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HARD. >> 448 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:49,336 BUT, YEAH, HE'S DOING BETTER AND I JUST THINK ALL OF US ARE, YOU KNOW, WISHING HIM A SPEEDY 449 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:53,640 RECOVERY AT THIS POINT >> Jimmy: IS HE WATCHING YOU AND GOING, "HEY, YOU'RE 450 00:32:53,640 --> 00:33:03,049 LOSING?" OR "HEY, COME BACK?" >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH, YEAH 451 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,051 HE TEXTED ME SOME WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT BEFORE FINAL ROUND AT BAY HILL ON SUNDAY, 452 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,553 AND THINGS DIDN'T QUITE GO TO PLAN AND HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO 453 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:13,226 TEXT ME AND BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" SO EVEN FROM THE HOSPITAL BED, 454 00:33:13,226 --> 00:33:21,201 HE'S STILL GIVING ME SOME HEAT >> Jimmy: GOOD GOOD, GOOD 455 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:23,770 I LOVE THAT. RECENTLY, WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING, ALL THE GOLFERS WERE 456 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:26,072 MIC'd, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY YOU WERE CAUGHT SAYING 457 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,942 SOMETHING TO JUSTIN THOMAS THAT STARTED A DEBATE ONLINE. I THOUGHT YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE 458 00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:42,088 THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ADDRESS IT LET'S FIRST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU SAID 459 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:46,359 >> NEW YORK PIZZA, MAN >> YEAH, WHOO. >> I TELL YOU WHAT, WE'RE ON 460 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,428 THIS BIG DOMINO'S KICK AT THE MINUTE IT'S SO GOOD 461 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:52,465 I SWEAR TO GOD >> IT IS GOOD. >> LIKE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 462 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:55,869 THE GOOD LOCAL PIZZA PLACE IS, DOMINO'S IS SOLID. >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- WHAT IN 463 00:33:55,869 --> 00:34:02,042 THE -- >> I STAND BY THOSE COMMENTS, JIMMY. 464 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:08,048 I DO I STAND BY THOSE WE TRAVELED A LOT OF DIFFERENT 465 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:16,289 PLACES IN THE COUNTRY, AND YOU DON'T -- I'M NOT SAYING IT'S BETTER THAN 466 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:18,625 NEW YORK PIZZA THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M SAYING, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS IF 467 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,293 YOU'RE NOT IN NEW YORK, AND YOU'RE IN SOMEWHERE IN MISSOURI, AND YOU DON'T KNOW 468 00:34:20,293 --> 00:34:24,831 WHAT THE GOOD PIZZA PLACE IS, DOMINO'S IS -- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO 469 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:32,138 GET. IT'S CONSISTENT. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO BE 470 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:36,309 HONEST, I DID GET A DOMINO'S PIZZA RECENTLY, AND I LIVE IN NEW YORK 471 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:40,780 >> THERE YOU GO. SEE, IT'S NOT -- I DON'T THINK IT'S AS BAD AS IT USED TO BE 472 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:43,083 I THINK THEY WERE GETTING A BAD REPUTATION I THINK THEY UPPED THEIR GAME 473 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:49,522 A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: I WANTED DEEP DISH PIZZA FAST 474 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:52,592 TO GET IT -- I GOT THE TRACKER BUT I HAD TO CALL YOU ON IT, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, RORY KNOWS 475 00:34:52,592 --> 00:35:06,272 I'M FROM NEW YORK. I CAN'T PUT UP WITH THIS THERE'S NO WAY 476 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,675 >> I DEFINITELY KNOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS NEW YORK PIZZA. I'M 100% SURE. 477 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:11,077 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A PRETTY BIG WEEK FOR YOU YOU'RE ABOUT TO COMPETE IN THE 478 00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:13,046 PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP OKAY, NOW, LAST YEAR IT WAS CANCELED AFTER THE FIRST ROUND 479 00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:22,856 SO SINCE YOU WON IN 2019, YOU'RE STILL THE REIGNING CHAMP 480 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:25,125 >> YEAH. LET ME KEEP THIS TROPHY FOR AN EXTRA YEAR, SO THAT WAS NICE 481 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:30,530 >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE PLAYING THE TOURNAMENT A YEAR AFTER IT WAS SHUT DOWN? 482 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:33,133 >> YEAH, IT'S -- I'VE SAID TO EVERYONE, IT'S BEEN SUCH A -- IT'S BEEN SUCH A WEIRD YEAR, 483 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:36,269 AND THERE'S -- AT TIMES I THINK EVERYONE'S FELT THIS IT'S WENT SO SMOOTHLY, BUT AT THE SAME 484 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:49,315 TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY IT'S BEEN THIS WEIRD SLOW/FAST 485 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:53,420 YEAR I DON'T KNOW IT'S -- BUT I THINK EVERYONE'S 486 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,221 JUST -- BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THE WORLD HAS CHANGED AND WHAT HAPPENED THAT WEEK A YEAR AGO, 487 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,589 I THINK EVERYONE'S JUST GRATEFUL TO BE BACK HERE AND BE PLAYING. 488 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:59,592 AND I THINK ALL THE GOLFERS REALIZE THAT, YOU KNOW, WE ALL HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD AT THE 489 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:09,769 MINUTE WE CAN GO OUT AND DO WHAT WE DO, WHAT WE DO FOR A LIVING 490 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:15,075 WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY STILL CAN'T DO THAT. WE KNOW WE'RE IN A VERY 491 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:23,516 FORTUNATE POSITION I THINK WE'RE ALL GRATEFUL TO BE HERE. 492 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,219 >> Jimmy: ROUND ONE IS IN LESS THAN TWO DAYS. HOW DO YOU NOW GET IN THE ZONE 493 00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:28,521 BECAUSE NOW I GOT YOU HERE, PAL. I WANT TO GET YOU IN THE ZONE. 494 00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:34,861 RORY, WHAT DO YOU NEED WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME >> I JUST NEED SOME GOOD VIBES 495 00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:38,898 THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: I'M SENDING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 496 00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:42,402 YOU READY? YOU READY FOR THIS THERE YOU GO 497 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:46,673 ROUND ONE'S YOURS. >> AWESOME, PERFECT. THANK YOU. 498 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:48,975 >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. I'M ROOTING FOR YOU, PAL AND CONGRATS ON THE BABY 499 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:53,146 >> THANKS, APPRECIATE IT >> Jimmy: RORY McILROY CHECK OUT THE PLAYERS 500 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,781 CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE PGA TOUR THIS THURSDAY THROUGH SUNDAY ON NBC AND GOLF CHANNEL 501 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:57,584 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM PINK SWEATS FEATURING KEHLANI. 502 00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:20,540 STICK AROUND * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "AT MY 503 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:27,947 WORST" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "PINK PLANET," HERE'S PINK SWEAT$ AND KEHLANI. 504 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:40,794 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 505 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:46,933 * CAN I CALL YOU BABY CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND CAN YOU BE MY LOVER * 506 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:57,310 * UP UNTIL THE VERY END LET ME SHOW YOU LOVE OH NO PRETEND * 507 00:37:57,310 --> 00:38:01,147 * STICK BY MY SID EVEN WHEN THE WORL IS CAVIN' IN * 508 00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:10,857 * OH OH DON'T DON'T YOU WORR I'LL BE THERE * 509 00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:13,927 * WHENEVER YOU WANT M I NEED SOMEBOD WHO CAN LOVE ME * 510 00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:20,166 * AT MY WORST YEAH NO I'M NOT PERFEC BUT I HOPE YOU * 511 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:27,073 * SEE MY WORT 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU NOBODY NEW I PUT YOU FIRST * 512 00:38:27,073 --> 00:38:34,381 * AND FOR YOU GIR I SWEAR I DO THE WORST * * 513 00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:47,060 * * CAN YOU TRUST I'M HONES WHEN THEY'RE TELLING LIE 514 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:54,501 CAN YOU SEE * * WHAT I'M NOT SAYING FROM MY EYES 515 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:59,305 AND ALWAYS LOVE * * FOR YOU IT'S REAL IT'S DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING 516 00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:10,884 THAT I THOUGHT I FEEL * * OH DON'T YOU WORR I'LL BE THER 517 00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:19,626 WHENEVER YOU WANT ME * * I NEED SOMEBODY WHO CAN LOVE ME AT MY WORS 518 00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:22,162 NO I'M NOT PERFECT * * BUT I HOPE YO SEE MY WORTH HEY 519 00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:31,671 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU * * NOBODY NE I PUT YOU FIRS 520 00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:36,142 AND FOR YOU GIRL * * I SWEAR I'LL DO THE WORST HEY HEY * 521 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:53,727 HEY HEY * * * 522 00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:57,897 * I NEED SOMEBODY 523 00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:03,036 WHO CAN LOVE ME AT MY WORS NO I'M NOT PERFECT * * BUT I HOPE YO 524 00:40:03,036 --> 00:40:08,842 SEE MY WORTH 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU * * NOBODY NEW I PUT YOU FIRS 525 00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:16,683 AND FOR YOU GIRL I SWEAR I DO THE WORST * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:18,885 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. 527 00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:22,155 WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 528 00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:25,125 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 529 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,727 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *