>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISSY TEIGEN, RORY McILROY,
MUSICAL GUEST PINK SWEAT$ FEATURING KEHLANI, AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
EVERYBODY. WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT OPRAH'S SPECIAL
WITH PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE. AND TODAY BUCKINGHAM PALACE
FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A A STATEMENT. LISTEN TO THIS
>> THE WHOLE FAMILY IS SADDENED TO LEARN THE FULL EXTENT OF HOW CHALLENGING THE LAST FEW YEARS
HAVE BEEN FOR HARRY AND MEGHAN THE ISSUES RAISED, PARTICULARLY THAT OF RACE ARE CONCERNING.
WHILE SOME RECOLLECTIONS MAY VARY, THEY ARE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY AND WILL BE ADDRESSED
BY THE FAMILY PRIVATELY. >> Jimmy: JUST TO BE CLEAR, THE NEWS ANCHOR DIDN'T SEE THE NOTE
UP TOP THAT SAID, READ THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. [ LAUGHTER ]
FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T FLUENT IN PALACE SPEAK, THEY'RE BASICALLY SAYING, "WE'RE SORRY YOU FEEL
THIS WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] THE STATEMENT WOULD HAVE
SOUNDED MORE SINCERE IF THEY DIDN'T END IT WITH, "SO WE GOOD?"
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO SPLIT, SO --
MEANWHILE, CBS IS BEGGING OPRAH TO DO ANOTHER TWO-HOUR SPECIAL ON HARRY AND MEGHAN'S RESPONSE
TO THE RESPONSE. SO THAT'S INTERESTING. YEAH, IF BUCKINGHAM PALACE IS
JUST LEARNING THE FULL EXTENT OF HARRY AND MEGHAN'S FEELINGS NOW, WAIT UNTIL THEY FIND OUT
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH PRINCE ANDREW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
AND IN MAKING THE STORY ALL ABOUT YOU NEWS, PIERS MORGAN, WHO FACED BACKLASH OVER HARSH
COMMENTS ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN WILL DEPART HIS SHOW "GOOD MORNING BRITAIN.
I THINK IT WAS TIME. TAKE A LOOK AT HOW HIS LAST DAY WENT
>> YOU DON'T LIKE MEGHAN MARKLE. YOU MADE IT SO CLEAR A NUMBER
OF TIMES ON THIS PROGRAM A NUMBER OF TIMES. YOU CONTINUE TO TRASH HER.
>> OKAY, I'M DONE WITH THIS. >> NO, NO. >> SORRY
NO SORRY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT'S PATHETIC. >> YOU CAN - >> NO, NO, NO.
>> SEE YOU LATER >> I'M BEING - >> SORRY, CAN'T DO THIS.
>> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL BEHAVIOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: THAT REAL? >> Jimmy: YEP. PIERS QUIT WHILE THE REST OF
THE ANCHORS WERE LIKE, "NO, WAIT, STOP." [ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE HOW THE DESK IS SO BIG THAT HIS WALKOUT TOOK 15 SECONDS
>> Questlove: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "SORRY
SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M SORRY. CAN'T DO IT.
I JUST -- SORRY. I JUST -- WAIT -- WAIT A MOMENT TO CATCH MY BREATH
ALRIGHT, SORRY HERE WE GO ABSOLUTELY
CAN'T DO IT. THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER MONTHS OF CRITICIZING MEGHAN MARKLE FOR
MAKING AN EMOTIONAL EXIT, PIERS STORMED OFF STAGE IN AN EMOTIONAL EXIT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT PIERS IS LEAVING AND HE ASKED
TO BE TAKEN IN BY TYLER PERRY AND GIVEN FULL SECURITY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYBODY'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE HARRY AND MEGHAN SPECIAL, BUT IN THE UK,
PEOPLE WERE SHOCKED BY SOMETHING ELSE DURING THE INTERVIEW.
WATCH THIS
>> VIEWERS IN BRITAIN APPARENTLY SHOCKED AT THE
AMOUNT OF DRUG COMMERCIALS ON AMERICAN TV. IN ENGLAND IT'S ILLEGAL TO
ADVERTISE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS >> ONE BRITISH VIEWER POSTING, HELP, "WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN ADS
ABOUT MEDICINES. >> AND ANOTHER WROTE, "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY AMERICAN TV ADS
ARE LIKE ASK YOUR DOCTOR FOR -- WHY WOULD YOU BE THE ONE TO TELL A DOCTOR WHAT MEDICINE TO
GIVE YOU?" >> Jimmy: WHEN THEY HEARD AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "OH, IF
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
IN OUR DEFENSE, HALF OUR COMMERCIALS ARE FOR FAST FOOD AND SODA, SO IT MAKES SENSE THE
OTHER HALF ARE FOR MEDICINE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AMERICANS ARE SO USED TO THESE
COMMERCIALS, WE USE THE LIST OF DRUG SIDE EFFECTS AS A WHITE NOISE MACHINE AT NIGHT
IT'S LIKE, "MAY CAUSE ABDOMINAL CRAMPS, ENFLAMED RETINAS, NOSE BLEEDS, SORENESS OF --
[ SNORING MEANWHILE EVERY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY IS LIKE, "ACTUALLY
THAT XANAX SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. BUT BUCKINGHAM PALACE ISN'T THE
ONLY PLACE DEALING WITH A MAJOR SCANDAL. LISTEN TO WHAT'S GOING ON AT
THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
>> PRESIDENT BIDEN'S TWO GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE BACK IN DELAWARE
SOURCES TELL CNN THE DOGS WERE REMOVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY AFTER A BITING
INCIDENT INVOLVING A MEMBER OF THE SECURITY TEAM. >> Jimmy: OKAY
NOW, THESE ARE THE TYPES OF WASHINGTON SCANDALS I'VE MISSED
THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] DOG --
APPARENTLY MAJOR WAS JUMPING, BARKING AND CHARGING AT PEOPLE YOU'D THINK AFTER THE LAST FOUR
YEARS, THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF WOULD BE USED TO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE BITING INCIDENT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE I MEAN, WHO KNEW A 92-POUND
GERMAN ATTACK DOG WOULD PRESENT A DANGER [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN MAJOR HEARD HE WAS GOING BACK TO DELAWARE, HE WAS LIKE, "NO, PLEASE, A KENNEL, THE
POUND, ANYTHING, JUST NOT DELAWARE." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, MAJOR AND CHAMP HAVE LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE. AND SUNDAY NIGHT THEY'RE
SITTING DOWN WITH OPRAH TO DISCUSS WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAJOR REALLY MUST HAVE MESSED UP, BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT WAS
SPOTTED OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE EARLIER TODAY. THIS IS REAL
ZOOM IN. LOOK AT THAT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] RUDY GIULIANI
WAS LIKE, "HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BED. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "WHAT THAT'S MY OLD BED. AND ERIC AND DON JR WERE LIKE,
"NO, THAT'S OUR OLD BED. SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. YESTERDAY, ZACK SNYDER'S
"JUSTICE LEAGUE" LEAKED ON HBO MAX FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND PLAYED WHEN PEOPLE TRIED TO
WATCH "TOM AND JERRY." THEY FIXED THE PROBLEM BUT IF YOU MISSED IT, WE HAVE
A SPECIAL SNEAK PEEK OF THE FILM TAKE A LOOK.
* * IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL M
SUPERMAN * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
THIS IS COOL OVER IN JAPAN, THEY'RE ABOUT TO OPEN THE NEW SUPER NINTENDO
WORLD THEME PARK THE PARK WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN LAST YEAR, BUT CONSTRUCTION GOT
DELAYED WHEN THE PLUMBERS KEPT GETTING HIGH ON MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS AMAZING THEY HAVE A REAL LIFE BOWSER'S CASTLE AND EVERY DAY PRINCESS
PEACH ESCAPES AND THEN DOES A PRIMETIME INTERVIEW WITH OPRAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF VIDEO GAMES, I READ THAT SONY WANTS
TO DEVELOP A NEW GAMING TECHNOLOGY LISTEN TO THIS
A PATENT TO TURN FOOD PRODUCTS AND LIKE BANANAS AND OTHER HOUSEHOLD ITEMS INTO
PLAYSTATION CONTROLLERS. THE GOAL IS TO USE A CAMERA TO MAP OUT VIRTUAL BUTTONS ON ANY
OBJECT >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS LIKE,
"YEAH, I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU AFTER SCHOOL I JUST GOT TO GO HOME FIRST AND
PLAY WITH MY BANANA. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON, NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU CAN VISIT HER NEW ONLINE
SHOP, CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM. CHRISSY TEIGEN IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF -- HER NEW SHOP OF
CRAVINGS AND NEW LINE OF EVERYTHING SHE'S GOT THERE BUT ALSO WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT JOE BIDEN FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER AND ALSO HER UNFOLLOWING JOE BIDEN OR HAVING
HIM UNFOLLOW HER ANYWAYS, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. PLUS, HE'S GOING TO BE
COMPETING IN THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE PGA TOUR STARTING THURSDAY ON NBC AND
GOLF CHANNEL RORY McILROY IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM PINK SWEAT$ FEATURING KEHLANI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THEN A LITTLE LATER, WE'LL BE DEBUTING A NEW SHORT FILM IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FILM
FESTIVAL IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW.
SO LET'S JUST GET RIGHT TO IT. IT'S TIME FOR NEWS RADIO
*
>> Jimmy: THE BIG STORY IS STILL OPRAH'S BOMBSHELL INTERVIEW WITH PRINCE HARRY AND
MEGHAN MARKLE. OPRAH STARTED OFF LIKE - * WHAT'S GOING ON *
>> Jimmy: THEN MEGHAN CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE SHE WAS LIKE -
* WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS * >> Jimmy: SO SHE AND HARRY PACKED THEIR BAGS AND TOLD THE
ROYAL FAMILY - * BYE BYE BYE * >> Jimmy: FORTUNATELY,
TYLER PERRY GAVE THE COUPLE OF PLACE TO LIVE. HE WAS LIKE --
* OH WON'T YO STAY WITH ME * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ANY WAY, WE'RE WISHING HARRY AND MEGHAN - * SIMPLY THE BEST *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IN OTHER NEWS, THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS A LARGE NUMBER
OF PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A A STIMULUS CHECK THIS MONTH. BIDEN IS BASICALLY LIKE --
* I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY * >> Jimmy: WHILE AMERICANS ARE OVER IT.
THEY'RE JUST LIKE -- * BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ELON MUSK PLANS TO ANNOUNCE A NEW CYBERTRUCK SOON,
WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME BECAUSE -- * I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE
LAST WEEK * >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY DUNKIN' JUST RELEASED NEW ICED COFFEE
JELLY BEANS FOR EASTER WHEN ASKED IF THEY'D EAT THEM, KIDS WERE LIKE -
* NO NO NO NO N NO NO NO NO * >> Jimmy: SO DUNKIN' ASKED
ADULTS IF THEY'D EAT THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE - * NO NO THERE'S NO WAY *
>> Jimmy: SO DUNKIN' WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE? AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE --
* YEAH YEAH YEAH * >> Jimmy: THEN DUNKIN' WAS LIKE, "WELL, THEN WHAT FLAVOR
DO YOU WANT? AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- * WATERMELON SUGAR *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FOR "NEWS RADIO. GUYS, IT IS TIME TO KICK OFF NIGHT TWO OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW
FILM FESTIVAL.
>> "TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL."
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FUN. WE PARTNERED WITH SAMSUNG TO SHOWCASE RISING CREATORS WHO
HAVE A PASSION FOR FILMMAKING. WE NARROWED THE FIELD DOWN TO TEN FINALISTS AND HAD THEM
CREATE A SHORT FILM FOR US BASED ON THE THEME, A DIFFERENT FOCUS.
AND THEN SAMSUNG GAVE EACH OF THEM A BRAND-NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY S-21 ULTRA 5G PHONE TO USE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO MAKE THEIR FILM THE PHONE IS AMAZING
I TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT IT'S GOT 8K VIDEO, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST QUALITY YOU CAN GET ON
A PHONE AND HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT MODES OF SHOOTING. HAS GREAT A.R. STUFF
THERE'S A DIRECTOR'S MODE WHICH MAKES YOU SWITCH CAMERAS IN REAL-TIME.
IT'S -- HONESTLY, YOU CAN MAKE A REAL MOVIE WITH THIS THING, AND THAT'S WHAT OUR FINALISTS
DID. SO, EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK WE'RE PREMIERING A SHORT FILM CREATED
BY ONE OF OUR FINALISTS USING THIS PHONE TONIGHT'S FILM WAS CREATED BY
SHADDY MUHWAJDA FROM VALRICO, FLORIDA. HE'S ALWAYS LOVED FILMS AND
MAKING FILMS AND HIS HOPE IS TO INSPIRE OTHERS WITH THE WORK HE
CREATES. HE SAYS THE FILM WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE TONIGHT IS ABOUT A MAN WHO
HAS THE ENTIRE WORLD AS HIS STAGE FOR ONE MINUTE, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, SO HE
SAYS EVERYTHING. HERE IS THE DEBUT OF "AMERICAN MADE" BY SHADDY MUHWAJDA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO SHADDY MAWAJDA FOR MAKING THAT FILM FOR US, AND THANK YOU -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, AND THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG WE'LL BE DEBUTING A NEW SHORT
FILM FROM OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" FILM FESTIVAL FINALISTS ALL WEEK LONG, SO KEEP CHECKING IN
FOR THAT, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUN WEEK
HEY, EVERYONE. WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING BRAND NEW.
IT IS TIME FOR "RAP REMIX"
* TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX
TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMI
TONIGHT SHOW * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HELPING US OUT TODAY
IS OUR VERY OWN TARIQ TROTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NOW, TARIQ -
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TARIQ, YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPPER
SO I THOUGHT - >> Tariq: YES, THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: I WASN'T FINISHED.
>> Tariq: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE FUN TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST AND HAVE YOU ADD RAP VERSES TO SONGS THAT ARE
DEFINITELY NOT RAP SONGS WE GAVE YOU SOME SONG TITLES RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW, AND YOU
HAD JUST A FEW MINUTES TO WRITE SOME VERSES FOR THEM ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS
>> Tariq: I'M READY IF YOU ARE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE CONFIDENCE
HERE WE GO YOUR FIRST SONG IS "WHEELS ON THE BUS.
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT?
LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU'VE GOT FOR WHEELS ON THE BUS. M*
* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUN
ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND ROUND AND ROUN
THE WHEELS ON THE BU GO ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND
ALL THROUGH THE TOWN BEFORE I HAD A CAR THE BUS WAS THE BEST *
* YOU CAN RIDE IT LOCAL AND YOU CAN RIDE EXPRESS WITH A BOOM BO
ON MY FAVORITE STATION * * PUBLIC NUISANCE ON THAT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATIO
DRIVER SAYING "SIR STAY BEHIND THE LINE" * * SITTING NEXT TO SOME GU
STRAIGHT UP SMELLS LIKE WINE CITY BUS WILL ALWAYS GET YOU HERE TO THERE *
* UNLESS THE PASS YOU GOT HAS INSUFFICIENT FAR WHEELS ON THE BU
GO ROUND AND ROUND * * ROUND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN
THROUGH THE TOWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: UM
UH, THAT WAS GREAT YOUR NEXT SONG IS THE CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBS THEME SONG.
I MISS THAT SONG >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY STILL AIR THAT?
>> Tariq: IF THEY DON'T, THEY SHOULD >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT JAM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
* * I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BAC
BABY BACK BABY BAC I WANT MY BABY* * FRIDAY NIGHT DATE
WHERE SHE WANT TO GO NOT TO APPLEBEE' NOT TO UNO'S *
* SHE THINKS OUTBAC BLOOMING ONION SILLY SHE WANTS RIBS KID
SHE WANT TO GO TO CHILI'S * * NEED A FULL RAC 'CAUSE SHE KIND OF BOSSY
NEED A WET NAP BECAUSE HER FINGERS SAUCY * * HARD TO LOOK COOL
WHEN YOU'RE EATING RIB HEADED BACK HOME SHOULD HAVE WORN A BIB *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT
COME ON, MAN WET NAP. LITTLE EXTRA MUSTARD ON THAT,
MAN. UNBELIEVABLE FOR THIS LAST ONE, SINCE THE
NBA ALL-STAR GAME JUST HAPPENED, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING TO THE CLASSIC NBA ON NBC
THEME? >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT AWAY * * TURN IT OVER TO NBC
BASKETBALL ON MY T BOB COSTAS LOOKING AT ME LAY-UP DRIBBLE *
* GO FOR THE THRE I DON'T WANT GOL SOCCER OR TENNIS
I WANT MICHAEL * * SCOTTIE AND DENNI DOWN THE COURT
GO FOR THE DUN THIS IS THE PEAK * * OF PHYSICAL FITNESS
REF WHAT ARE YOU BLIND HE DIDN'T TRAVEL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND *
* EVERY CALL'S STRAIGHT UP CRIM NOW THIS GAME'
IN OVERTIME * * TURN IT OVER THE NB BASKETBALL ON MY T
I HOPE THIS GAME NEVER END ON THE SAME NETWORK * * THAT BROUGHT YOU "FRIENDS
AND "SEINFELD" * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NICE JAM RIGHT THERE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HOW DOES HE DO IT?
THAT'S AMAZING YOU'RE THE BEST. GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER,
RIGHT THERE, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHRISSY TEIGEN AND MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
ENTREPRENEUR, A BEST-SELLING COOK BOOK AUTHOR AND A SOCIAL MEDIA ICON
WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT SHE'S ALSO ONE OF OUR FAVORITES.
YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER NEW ONLINE STORE CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM.
HERE IS CHRISSY TEIGEN >> THANK YOU WHOO
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. >> CAN I -- I NEED TO WALK OUT >> Jimmy: I KNOW
MAYBE WE CAN LIKE -- >> IT MAKES ME SAD IT'S OKAY.
>> Jimmy: WE CAN GET YOU SOME WALK OUT MUSIC FOR THAT. COME ON.
>> I'LL TRIP OVER SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS
>> HI. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. I ACTUALLY MISS SEEING YOUR
FACE >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
YOU WERE ONE OF THE 13 PEOPLE THAT THE PRESIDENT -- PRESIDENT BIDEN FOLLOWED ON
TWITTER WITH THE OFFICIAL POTUS ACCOUNT. I WAS SO EXCITED
I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO COOL." BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU'RE SO REFRESHING AND FUN ON SOCIALS.
AND YOU WERE VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT, TOO. AND THEN A FEW WEEKS LATER -
>> SO EXCITED. >> Jimmy: -- THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU -- YOU ASKED THE PRESIDENT
TO UNFOLLOW YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU REMEMBER --
[ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU REMEMBER THE EXACT MOMENT THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT
WAS A BAD IDEA TO HAVE PRESIDENT BIDEN FOLLOW YOU >> THE SECOND IT HAPPENED I WAS
LIKE, OH [ BLEEP ] AND I TRULY -- I THINK I SENT -- SORRY.
I SENT LIKE TWO TWEETS IN, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AND PEOPLE WERE WORRIED.
THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" AND, LIKE, LISTEN, I KNOW, I
DON'T BELIEVE THAT HE THOUGHT, MAYBE -- I DON'T BELIEVE HE'S LIKE TRUMP AND ACTIVELY REALLY
SCROLLING THROUGH, BUT IT WAS SO AMAZING HE FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I HAD BEEN SHUNNED
FOR -- FOR FOUR YEARS. I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT WAS BEING SAID, AND I -- SO IT
WAS -- I LOVED THE STATEMENT OF THAT BUT THEN IT JUST BECAME TOO
MUCH AND ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE ON THAT LIST, A BUNCH OF WEIRD PEOPLE
GO TO HIS ACCOUNT AND THEY DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL, SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WHO'S THIS
CHICK? THEN THEY COME TO MY PAGE AND IT'S JUST LIKE A HELL HOLE
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS LIKE, IT WAS REALLY, SO MUCH BETTER
SO, YEAH, LIFE IS BETTER NOW >> Jimmy: WERE YOU SO EXCITED AT THE INAUGURATION?
WAS THAT -- OR WAS IT JUST FREEZING OR WAS IT BOTH? >> OH, INAUGURATION WAS
FREEZING AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL. AND I DIDN'T KNOW JOHN'S
PERFORMANCE AT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WAS A SECRET, SO I INSTAGRAMED THE WHOLE THING
LIKE THE DAY BEFORE FOR REHEARSAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> AND THEN I GOT IN TROUBLE >> Jimmy: OOPS
>> OH, MY GOD, I REMEMBER I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I -- WE RAN INTO KATY PERRY AFTER -- AND I
ALWAYS SAY DUMB THINGS LIKE I ALL WAYS GET SO NERVOUS AND SAY FAUX PAS
I HADN'T SEEN KATY FOR SO LONG I WAS LIKE, "OH, I TYPICALLY HATE FIREWORKS," BUT THAT WAS,
LIKE, AMAZING. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. AND THEN I THINK SHE HEARD THAT
I SAID I HATE "FIREWORKS," LIKE THE SONG >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, THAT'S MY
SONG >> AND SO, I KNOW, I WANTED TO DIE.
I FELT SO BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. >> I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO
NOT 'FIREWORKS.'" I ALWAYS DO THAT >> Jimmy: BUT I KIND OF AGREE
WITH YOU ON FIREWORKS. THEY GO ON A LITTLE TOO LONG FOR ME
>> YES THEY DON'T -- YEAH, IT'S LIKE BAD IMPROVE OR SOMETHING, AND
IT'S LIKE TWO MINUTES TOO LONG, AND I DON'T GET FOUNTAINS EITHER
FOUNTAINS AND FIREWORKS ARE TWO NO'S FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, FOUNTAINS. I WOULDN'T INVEST IN A A FOUNTAIN
I DON'T MIND LOOKING AT ONE. I JUST DON'T -- I DON'T IF I - >> I DON'T GET IT.
I JUST DON'T GET -- THE GROVE, THE PEOPLE AT THE GROVE THAT SIT AROUND AND TAKE PICTURES
AROUND THE FOUNTAIN -- IT'S LIKE, IT'S A HOSE. I DON'T GET IT
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CRAVINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR COOK
BOOK YOU'RE FINISHING UP YOUR THIRD COOK BOOK.
CONGRATS ON THIS >> YEAH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: THERE'S GOING TO BE 100 RECIPES
IN THIS THING. >> I HAD 99 RECIPES, AND SO, FOR 100, I JUST, LIKE, BUTTERED
A BUNCH OF GARLIC AND STUFFED IT IN A PITA AND THEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE,
LIKE, A JOKE RECIPE, BUT THEN WE -- IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> BUT I PROMISE THE REST OF THE RECIPES ARE REALLY SERIOUS
AND THEY'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: NO, I FOLLOW YOU AND I SEE WHAT YOU DO.
YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU GO FOR IT, BY THE WAY AND I LOVE THAT YOU TEST
EVERYTHING CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE MANDOLIN AND TRYING THAT FOR THE --
>> OH! >> Jimmy: WAS IT SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
>> THAT WAS THE SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, JOHN -- I BROUGHT A MANDOLIN AT RALPH'S,
AND WE WERE MAKING SCALLOPED POTATOES AND JOHN WAS WATCHING THE GAME
AND DOING THE MANDOLIN, AND YOU JUST -- THAT'S A BIG NO-NO YOU CAN'T WATCH ANYTHING WHILE
DOING IT, AND HE SLICED OFF THE TIP OF HIS FINGER. AND FINGERS ARE ALL JOHN NEEDS
IN LIFE, BASICALLY, SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU IDIOT." HE STARTED RUNNING IT UNDER
WATER, AND HE WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
I WANT TO WATCH THE GAME." SO IT'S JUST FLAPPING AROUND, HIS FINGER
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU IDIOT, GIVE IT TO ME. AND THEN I DID ONE PASS AND I
CHOPPED OFF THE TIP OF MY FINGER, TOO AND THEN I DRAGGED HIM TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTO. >> I BROUGHT HIM TO THE E.R. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTO OF
YOU GUYS THAT'S YOU THAT'S YOU AT THE HOSPITAL
>> I BROUGHT HIM SO WE COULD GET SPECIAL TREATMENT. >> Jimmy: WINNERS, MAN
>> I DRAG JOHN EVERYWHERE SO I CAN GET BETTER TREATMENT >> Jimmy: WINNERS, MAN
THUMBS UP, AND A FINGER OUT LIKE, "HEY, NUMBER ONE, MAN. >> YEP
>> Jimmy: HEY, PAL I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING LOOK AT THIS
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE CRAVINGS SHOP. >> YES
>> Jimmy: DUDE, TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS >> THE CHOCOLATES ARE,
HONESTLY, SO INCREDIBLE. THEY'RE ALL MY RECIPES INSIDE A COMPARTES CHOCOLATE BAR,
WHICH IS ALREADY LIKE SO -- I LEARNED THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE
THERE'S IS SO CREAMY AND DELICIOUS AND MY FAMOUS BANANA BREAD IS CRUMBLED UP INTO IT
CARROT CAKE. AND IT'S JUST SO DELICIOUS WE HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE CRYSTALS
THAT ARE SO MUCH FUN TO WEAR I DECIDED IN THIS PANDEMIC THAT YOU'RE WEARING A MASK, AND I'M
JUST VERY INTO WEARING SOMETHING WITH SOME KIND OF FLAIR, AND SO WE HAVE THESE
BEAUTIFUL CRYSTALS MY FRIEND, NOVA, DID THEM, AND THEY'RE SO AWESOME
AND HONESTLY THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR COACHELLA ANYMORE. I DECIDED I WANT TO ACTIVELY
WEAR CRYSTALS. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE ARE THEY HARD TO WEAR?
>> I LOVE YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD. SEE? >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD.
I LIKE IT. AND IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF SUBTLE, BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND,
HONESTLY, IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD I LOVE IT.
>> DON'T YOU JUST FEEL BETTER? >> Jimmy: DUDE, I JUST -- I DO FEEL BETTER.
>> SALES ARE DOWN. >> Jimmy: SALES ARE DOWN, TAKE THE CRYSTALS OFF, JIMMY.
YOU DON'T WANT ME AS A MODEL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW IF A LOT OF PEOPLE
REALIZE HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO THESE THINGS, TO EVEN HAVE YOUR NAME ON ONE THING.
I KNOW YOU. WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME NOW. THIS IS YEARS IN THE MAKING.
IT'S NOT LIKE, "HEY, CHRISSY, IN TWO MONTHS, JUST PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS."
YOU GO, "NO, NO, NO. I GOT DO THIS. >> YEAH, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S
YEARS, YEARS, YEARS. SO WHEN IT DOES COME OUT IT SEEMS LIKE, "OH, SURPRISE, IT'S
A SHOP." BUT YEAH, IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK, SO THANK YOU
IT'S MY BABY, AND I -- YEAH, WE'RE A SMALL LITTLE COMPANY, AND IT'S JUST REALLY FUN TO DO
IT ALL >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU GUYS. I GOT THE LATEST EDITION TO THE
CRAVINGS SHOP, AND THIS IS VERY YOU. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF
ROBES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- >> I HAVE ROBES.
THAT'S THE BASIC BITCH TERRY >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED
>> YEAH, IT'S JUST BASIC I DIDN'T WANT BULKY POCKETS. I DIDN'T WANT A TIE THAT WOULD
FALL OFF IT'S JUST A BASIC AS - >> Jimmy: DO YOU JUST WEAR THIS
AROUND THE HOUSE AND STUFF >> YES, IT'S SO -- IT'S REALLY SHORT, TOO
>> Jimmy: IT IS TINY >> NO, BUT YOU'RE TALL, SO IT'S GOING TO BE SHORT ON YOU
BUT, YEAH, YOU CAN ROLL UP THE SLEEVES. WEAR YOUR CRYSTALS. I LOVE YOU
>> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS FANTASTIC. IT IS A LITTLE SHORT, BUT I
THINK -- YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S A LITTLE SEXY >> YOU'RE TALL
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- NO, NO, THIS IS THE NEW -- >> THAT'S THE THING.
THOSE ROBES ARE USUALLY BULKY AND LAME, SO I WANTED IT TO HAVE SOME SEX APPEAL
I'VE GIVEN UP, BUT NOT ENTIRELY -- THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS
THAT'S A ROBE THAT SCREAMS "I'VE GIVEN UP, BUT NOT ENTIRELY." >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE
BASIC BITCH TERRY. YOU HAVE THE COOK BOOK, YOU HAVE ALL THIS COOKING STUFF.
WILL THERE EVER BE A A CHRISSY TEIGEN RESTAURANT? >> OH, MY GOD, THERE IS -- WE
ARE CHATTING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, AND I HAVE LOOKED AT SOME INCREDIBLE SPACES.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SO MUCH A A RESTAURANT AS IT IS, YOU KNOW, A SITDOWN, FAST, CASUAL
ESTABLISHMENT. BUT I HAVE DREAMS OF LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MEZZANINE AND JOHN
PLAYING THE PIANO AND IT RAINING DOWN ON THE BLOCK. I MEAN, I REALLY -- I JUST WANT
TO PRETTY MUCH LIVE THERE AND TAKE PICTURES WITH PEOPLE AND -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS A GOOD START RIGHT HERE. CONGRATS
CHRISSY TEIGEN, EVERYBODY. CHECK OUT HER CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM.
CHRISSY AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND >> THANK YOU SO MUCH [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH CHRISSY TEIGEN
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED, "BEST, WORST, FIRST. HERE WE GO
* BEST WORST FIRST * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON WHICH WILL ACTIVATE A RANDOM TOPIC GENERATOR.
IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM PROMPT LIKE BEST PICKUP LINE YOU EVER USED OR WORST LIE YOU EVER
TOLD WHATEVER IT LANDS ON YOU HAVE TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT
COMES TO YOUR MIND ARE YOU READY? >> READY
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO FIRST UP IS BEST *
BEST - BEST CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER >> OH, GOD
UM -- UM -- GOD, I THINK IT WAS AFTER THE GOLDEN GLOBES. OH, NO, THIS MIGHT BE WORST.
I WAS DRINKING A LOT AND I SAW SOMEBODY AT THE ENTRANCE HOLDING A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE SO
I JUST WENT UP AND I TOOK IT AND I SAID, "THANK YOU," AND JOHN GOES, "THAT WAS
MICHAEL KEATON." IT WAS NOT - >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT SOMEONE
SERVING CHAMPAGNE. >> NO, IT WAS NOT. AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED BY IT
STILL. >> Jimmy: OH, MY - >> I COULD DIE
>> Jimmy: WELL, AT LEAST IT'S MICHAEL KEATON >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE'LL BE A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT HE'LL BE FUNNY AND BE LIKE,
"WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" >> BUT I JUST TOOK IT, I DRANK IT, AND I LEFT
>> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE THAT ANSWER I LOVE THAT STORY.
AND IT'S A GOOD PERSON TO DO THAT TO CAUSE HE'S FUNNY ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT ROUND IT IS TIME FOR WORST
HERE WE GO * WORST --
WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD >> I DON'T KNOW IF NECESSARILY
THEY'VE BEEN THE WORST, BUT I HAD A JOB AT A COLOR CHANGING T-SHIRT SHOP AND I'D HAVE TO
STAND OUTSIDE AND LURE PEOPLE INSIDE AND SAY, LIKE, "COME CHECK THIS OUT, COME CHECK THIS
OUT. CHECK THIS OUT CHECK THIS T-SHIRT OUT
THIS NAIL POLISH CHANGES." AND IT WAS JUST OUTLINE SHIRTS THAT I HAD TO SELL
BUT THE WORST PART WAS THAT I ACTUALLY QUIT MY JOB BECAUSE I GOT THIS BIG -- OH YEAH, THIS
IS THE WORST JOB I THOUGHT I HAD THIS BIG OPPORTUNITY TO BE IN A RED BULL
COMMERCIAL, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY JUST WANTED E TO BE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS ON THE BEACH
THAT WEARS THICK LIP GLOSS AND GIVE OUT RED BULLS SO I QUIT MY ENTIRE JOB TO GIVE
OUT FREE RED BULLS DURING THE U.S. OPEN OF SURFING [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, MY BIG BREAK. I WAS LIKE, "FINALLY, I'M GOING
HOLLYWOOD. >> Jimmy: "I'M GOING TO BE ON A COMMERCIAL."
YEAH, NO, YOU'RE JUST WEARING BIG FLIP-FLOPS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> REMEMBER THOSE BIG FLIP-FLOPS THE ROCKET DOGS.
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEY HAD STUDS ON THEM. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND THEN I WORE LIKE A -- LIKE, A SCHOOLGIRL BLACK SKIRT ON THE BEACH AND A BIKINI TOP
GIVING OUT RED BULL. OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: MAN, HONESTLY, WE ALL
HAVE A STORY, RIGHT? OH MY GOSH I'M SURPRISED WE DIDN'T RUN
INTO EACH OTHER BECAUSE I HAD THE SAME JOB THAT SUMMER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SKIRT AND ALL >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EVERYTHING, OF COURSE.
LAST ROUND HERE WE GO IT IS TIME FOR FIRST
* >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: CHRISSY TEIGEN
FIRST -- OH, YOUR FIRST KISS DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST KISS
>> OH, MY GOD. SHOULD I SAY HIS NAME? ARE PEOPLE GOING TO TRY TO FIND
HIM? MY FIRST KISS WAS ACTUALLY AT MY -
I WENT ON A DATE TO RED ROBIN, AND IT WAS LIKE, THE NICE RED ROBIN.
WE WENT TO THE FURTHER RED ROBIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> AND THEN HE DROPPED ME OFF AT ACTUALLY MY BEST FRIEND VONNIE'S HOUSE, AND SHE --
BECAUSE HER PARENTS WERE REALLY COOL, AND I DON'T THINK I TOLD MY PARENTS
SO WE WENT BACK THERE. HE WALKED ME TO THE DOOR AND HE WAS, LIKE, A BASKETBALL
PLAYER AT OUR SCHOOL, AND IT WAS JUST SO -- HE WAS -- I DON'T KNOW, HE WAS
SUCH A NICE GUY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL IT WAS COMING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO
HAVE A KISS? >> NO, BUT I REMEMBER HOW GIDDY I WAS AFTER.
I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER LIKE, NOT A THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, AT SCHOOL WE DIDN'T TALK ANYMORE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A FIRST KISS.
THAT'S OF COURSE RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. >> HE PRETENDED NOTHING
HAPPENED >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN SAY HI TO EACH OTHER
THAT WAS OVER. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: PAL, THANK YOU FOR
PLAYING. THAT WAS "BEST, WORST, FIRST." CHRISSY TEIGEN, YOU CAN CHECK
OUT HER NEW ONLINE STORE CRAVINGS SHOP AT CRAVINGSBYCHRISSYTEIGEN.COM.
WE LOVE YOU, BUD, BEST TO THE FAM. HUG EVERYBODY.
>> LOVE YOU TOO, JIMMY >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME MAJORS CHAMPION AND ONE OF THE GREATEST GOLFERS IN
THE WORLD. THIS WEEK HE'S DEFENDING HIS TITLE IN THE PLAYERS
CHAMPIONSHIP, WHICH YOU CAN SEE STARTING THURSDAY ON NBC AND GOLF CHANNEL
HERE HE IS, RORY McILROY AHH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LOOK AT THIS GUY >> HOW YOU DOING >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GREAT,
BUDDY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW
LOOK -- I'M JUST SEEING -- JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU -- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
YOU'RE A DIFFERENT MAN YOU LOOK FANTASTIC YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE YOU RECENTLY BECAME A DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND CONGRATULATIONS, PAL. >> THANK YOU
YEAH, IT'S BEEN AWESOME. IT'S BEEN -- IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING SIX MONTHS
IT'S BEEN A HUGE ADJUSTMENT, AS YOU KNOW, BUT IT'S BEEN GREAT. MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE DAUGHTER,
POPPY, ARE WITH ME THIS WEEK IT'S REALLY COOL SHE'S GETTING A TASTE OF LIFE
ON THE ROAD. AND SHE'S ADAPTED PRETTY WELL SO FAR
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUD. IT'S THE BEST THING YOU'LL DO.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: EVERY
TIME WE'VE COME ON THE SHOW, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT TIGER WOODS WE'VE ACTUALLY DONE BITS
TOGETHER, SKETCHES TOGETHER WITH ME, YOU, AND TIGER. LAST WEEK, YOU AND A BUNCH OF
OTHER PLAYERS WERE WEARING RED AND BLACK AS A NOD TO TIGER, BECAUSE THOSE ARE HIS SIGNATURE
COLORS HOW DID THAT COME TOGETHER, AND WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT BEHIND ALL
THAT >> YOU KNOW, ALL THE GUYS GOT TOGETHER AND GO, "OKAY, WHAT
CAN WE DO TO SEND A MESSAGE TO TIGER TO LET HIM KNOW WE'RE THINKING ABOUT HIM
A SIGN OF SOLIDARITY HOW WE APPRECIATE HIM SO MUCH? EVERYTHING HE'S DONE FOR THE
GAME?" YOU KNOW, EVERYONE COMES OUT IN THE RED AND BLACK ON SUNDAY
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, IT WAS JUST A SMALL WAY TO SHOW THAT WE ARE THINKING ABOUT HIM AND
HOPEFULLY WE SEE HIM BACK OUT HERE AGAIN SOON. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVED THAT.
THAT WAS VERY, VERY COOL, BECAUSE HE HAS -- AS YOU HAVE, BUT HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR THE
GAME AND FOR EVERYBODY >> HE HAS FOR SURE >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU HEARD FROM
HIM? >> I HAVE. I'VE SPOKEN TO HIM A LITTLE
BIT. HE'S DOING BETTER. YOU KNOW, I THINK ALL THE GUYS
HAVE REACHED OUT TO HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY IF THINGS GO WELL
OVER THE NEXT WEEK OR SO, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET HOME AND START RECOVERY AT HOME, WHICH
WILL BE GREAT FOR HIM, SO -- SEE HIS KIDS, SEE HIS FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HARD. >>
BUT, YEAH, HE'S DOING BETTER AND I JUST THINK ALL OF US ARE, YOU KNOW, WISHING HIM A SPEEDY
RECOVERY AT THIS POINT >> Jimmy: IS HE WATCHING YOU AND GOING, "HEY, YOU'RE
LOSING?" OR "HEY, COME BACK?" >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH, YEAH
HE TEXTED ME SOME WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT BEFORE FINAL ROUND AT BAY HILL ON SUNDAY,
AND THINGS DIDN'T QUITE GO TO PLAN AND HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO
TEXT ME AND BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" SO EVEN FROM THE HOSPITAL BED,
HE'S STILL GIVING ME SOME HEAT >> Jimmy: GOOD GOOD, GOOD
I LOVE THAT. RECENTLY, WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING, ALL THE GOLFERS WERE
MIC'd, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY YOU WERE CAUGHT SAYING
SOMETHING TO JUSTIN THOMAS THAT STARTED A DEBATE ONLINE. I THOUGHT YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ADDRESS IT LET'S FIRST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU SAID
>> NEW YORK PIZZA, MAN >> YEAH, WHOO. >> I TELL YOU WHAT, WE'RE ON
THIS BIG DOMINO'S KICK AT THE MINUTE IT'S SO GOOD
I SWEAR TO GOD >> IT IS GOOD. >> LIKE, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE GOOD LOCAL PIZZA PLACE IS, DOMINO'S IS SOLID. >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- WHAT IN
THE -- >> I STAND BY THOSE COMMENTS, JIMMY.
I DO I STAND BY THOSE WE TRAVELED A LOT OF DIFFERENT
PLACES IN THE COUNTRY, AND YOU DON'T -- I'M NOT SAYING IT'S BETTER THAN
NEW YORK PIZZA THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M SAYING, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS IF
YOU'RE NOT IN NEW YORK, AND YOU'RE IN SOMEWHERE IN MISSOURI, AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE GOOD PIZZA PLACE IS, DOMINO'S IS -- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO
GET. IT'S CONSISTENT. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO BE
HONEST, I DID GET A DOMINO'S PIZZA RECENTLY, AND I LIVE IN NEW YORK
>> THERE YOU GO. SEE, IT'S NOT -- I DON'T THINK IT'S AS BAD AS IT USED TO BE
I THINK THEY WERE GETTING A BAD REPUTATION I THINK THEY UPPED THEIR GAME
A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: I WANTED DEEP DISH PIZZA FAST
TO GET IT -- I GOT THE TRACKER BUT I HAD TO CALL YOU ON IT, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, RORY KNOWS
I'M FROM NEW YORK. I CAN'T PUT UP WITH THIS THERE'S NO WAY
>> I DEFINITELY KNOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS NEW YORK PIZZA. I'M 100% SURE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A PRETTY BIG WEEK FOR YOU YOU'RE ABOUT TO COMPETE IN THE
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP OKAY, NOW, LAST YEAR IT WAS CANCELED AFTER THE FIRST ROUND
SO SINCE YOU WON IN 2019, YOU'RE STILL THE REIGNING CHAMP
>> YEAH. LET ME KEEP THIS TROPHY FOR AN EXTRA YEAR, SO THAT WAS NICE
>> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE PLAYING THE TOURNAMENT A YEAR AFTER IT WAS SHUT DOWN?
>> YEAH, IT'S -- I'VE SAID TO EVERYONE, IT'S BEEN SUCH A -- IT'S BEEN SUCH A WEIRD YEAR,
AND THERE'S -- AT TIMES I THINK EVERYONE'S FELT THIS IT'S WENT SO SMOOTHLY, BUT AT THE SAME
TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY IT'S BEEN THIS WEIRD SLOW/FAST
YEAR I DON'T KNOW IT'S -- BUT I THINK EVERYONE'S
JUST -- BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THE WORLD HAS CHANGED AND WHAT HAPPENED THAT WEEK A YEAR AGO,
I THINK EVERYONE'S JUST GRATEFUL TO BE BACK HERE AND BE PLAYING.
AND I THINK ALL THE GOLFERS REALIZE THAT, YOU KNOW, WE ALL HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD AT THE
MINUTE WE CAN GO OUT AND DO WHAT WE DO, WHAT WE DO FOR A LIVING
WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY STILL CAN'T DO THAT. WE KNOW WE'RE IN A VERY
FORTUNATE POSITION I THINK WE'RE ALL GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: ROUND ONE IS IN LESS THAN TWO DAYS. HOW DO YOU NOW GET IN THE ZONE
BECAUSE NOW I GOT YOU HERE, PAL. I WANT TO GET YOU IN THE ZONE.
RORY, WHAT DO YOU NEED WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME >> I JUST NEED SOME GOOD VIBES
THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: I'M SENDING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
YOU READY? YOU READY FOR THIS THERE YOU GO
ROUND ONE'S YOURS. >> AWESOME, PERFECT. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. I'M ROOTING FOR YOU, PAL AND CONGRATS ON THE BABY
>> THANKS, APPRECIATE IT >> Jimmy: RORY McILROY CHECK OUT THE PLAYERS
CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE PGA TOUR THIS THURSDAY THROUGH SUNDAY ON NBC AND GOLF CHANNEL
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM PINK SWEATS FEATURING KEHLANI.
STICK AROUND * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "AT MY
WORST" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "PINK PLANET," HERE'S PINK SWEAT$ AND KEHLANI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
* CAN I CALL YOU BABY CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND CAN YOU BE MY LOVER *
* UP UNTIL THE VERY END LET ME SHOW YOU LOVE OH NO PRETEND *
* STICK BY MY SID EVEN WHEN THE WORL IS CAVIN' IN *
* OH OH DON'T DON'T YOU WORR I'LL BE THERE *
* WHENEVER YOU WANT M I NEED SOMEBOD WHO CAN LOVE ME *
* AT MY WORST YEAH NO I'M NOT PERFEC BUT I HOPE YOU *
* SEE MY WORT 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU NOBODY NEW I PUT YOU FIRST *
* AND FOR YOU GIR I SWEAR I DO THE WORST * *
* CAN YOU TRUST I'M HONES WHEN THEY'RE TELLING LIE
CAN YOU SEE * * WHAT I'M NOT SAYING FROM MY EYES
AND ALWAYS LOVE * * FOR YOU IT'S REAL IT'S DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING
THAT I THOUGHT I FEEL * * OH DON'T YOU WORR I'LL BE THER
WHENEVER YOU WANT ME * * I NEED SOMEBODY WHO CAN LOVE ME AT MY WORS
NO I'M NOT PERFECT * * BUT I HOPE YO SEE MY WORTH HEY
'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU * * NOBODY NE I PUT YOU FIRS
AND FOR YOU GIRL * * I SWEAR I'LL DO THE WORST HEY HEY *
* *
* I NEED SOMEBODY
WHO CAN LOVE ME AT MY WORS NO I'M NOT PERFECT * * BUT I HOPE YO
SEE MY WORTH 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU * * NOBODY NEW I PUT YOU FIRS
AND FOR YOU GIRL I SWEAR I DO THE WORST * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE.
WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
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