1 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,325 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,860 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,463 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JENNIFER GARNER, 4 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:33,333 DON LEMON, MUSICAL GUEST ADRIANNE LENKER, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:41,574 ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:42,676 --> 00:01:00,927 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 7 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,096 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE THANK YOU, THANK YOU 8 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:09,169 WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:13,373 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WELL GUYS, TODAY IS MARCH 11TH AND THAT MARKS A PRETTY BIG 10 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,074 WELL GUYS, TODAY IS MARCH 11TH AND THAT MARKS A PRETTY BIG ANNIVERSARY AROUND THE WORLD 11 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,280 >> ONE YEAR AGO TODAY -- >> EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO. 12 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,349 >> IT'S BEEN A YEAR. >> ONE YEAR. >> IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR. 13 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,517 >> THE NATION MARKS ONE YEAR SINCE IT'S BEEN ON LOCKDOWN BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS 14 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:29,322 PANDEMIC >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE PAST YEAR WAS JUST LIKE FLYING UNITED 15 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:33,727 AIRLINES THE ENGINE FELL OFF, BUT SOMEHOW WE STILL MADE IT 16 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:37,864 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT WAS A YEAR AGO TODAY THAT WE HAD OUR LAST SHOW WITH 17 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:42,736 A FULL AUDIENCE. SIX DAYS LATER, I DID THE SHOW FROM HOME, AND SIX DAYS AFTER 18 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:50,777 THAT, BOTH MY KIDS HAD AGENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BEEN A YEAR 19 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:54,114 LIVING THROUGH THE PANDEMIC, AND TO MARK THE OCCASION, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED HIS 20 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,952 FIRST PRIMETIME ADDRESS TO THE NATION THE MEDIA HAS BEEN CALLING 21 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:04,657 BIDEN THE "HEALER-IN-CHIEF," AND HE'S REALLY EMBRACING THE ROLE 22 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:07,260 THE ONLY THING HE CAN'T "HEEL" IS A GERMAN SHEPHERD SPRINTING AT A SECRET SERVICE AGENT. 23 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,562 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HEEL BOY! HEEL!" 24 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:12,298 [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'LL TIRE HIMSELF OUT." 25 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:22,142 [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, IT WAS JUST NICE TO SEE A PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH WHERE 26 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,277 THE TELEPROMPTER DIDN'T SAY, "AD-LIB INSANE CONSPIRACY. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:27,280 MEANWHILE, I SAW THERE'S A NEW PSA CALLING ON AMERICANS TO GET VACCINATED, AND IT FEATURES ALL 28 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,115 THE LIVING FORMER PRESIDENTS, EXCEPT FOR TRUMP WATCH THIS 29 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,420 * >> THIS VACCINE MEANS HOPE >> WE'VE LOST ENOUGH PEOPLE, 30 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:39,092 AND WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH DAMAGE >> IMPORTANT FOR OUR FELLOW 31 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:48,268 CITIZENS TO GET VACCINATED >> NOW IT'S UP TO YOU. * 32 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,804 >> Jimmy: AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "WOW, NO TRUMP," WHILE TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WOW, NO 33 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:56,109 MARTIN SHEEN." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT FEELS LIKE TRUMP'S 34 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,545 GONNA ALWAYS BE THE ONE DIVA CAST MEMBER WHO WON'T COME BACK FOR THE REUNION. 35 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:02,048 YOU KNOW THEM? INSTEAD OF PARTICIPATING IN THE PSA, TRUMP RELEASED THIS 36 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:05,318 INSTEAD OF PARTICIPATING IN THE PSA, TRUMP RELEASED THIS STATEMENT. 37 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,955 >> I HOPE EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHEN THEY'RE GETTING THE 38 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,824 COVID-19 (OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE CHINA VIRUS) VACCINE, THAT IF I WASN'T PRESIDENT YOU 39 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:16,396 WOULDN'T BE GETTING THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOT FOR FIVE YEARS AT BEST AND PROBABLY WOULDN'T 40 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:22,569 BE GETTING IT AT ALL I HOPE EVERYONE REMEMBERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:26,272 >> Jimmy: CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:29,442 I DO WANT TO REMIND HIM THOUGH THAT FOR US TO REMEMBER YOU, YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY. 43 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:38,385 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S THE FIRST STEP. 44 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,987 WELL GUYS, BASEBALL SEASON IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND ONE TEAM JUST MADE A PRETTY BIG 45 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,922 TEAM JUST MADE A PRETTY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT WATCH THIS 46 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,158 >> THE TEXAS RANGERS WILL BE 47 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,094 THE FIRST MAJOR PROFESSIONAL TEAM IN THE U.S. TO ALLOW FULL CAPACITY CROWDS SINCE THE 48 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:52,699 PANDEMIC BEGAN THE TEAM SAYS THAT IT WILL ALLOW JUST OVER 40,000 FANS AT 49 00:03:52,699 --> 00:04:03,043 ITS APRIL 5th HOME OPENER AT GLOBE LIFE FIELD >> Jimmy: WELL THAT SHOULD BE 50 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,378 FUN. "EVERYONE, PLEASE RISE, COUGH ON EACH OTHER AND JOIN US IN 51 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:09,115 CREATING THE FOURTH WAVE." [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE QUITE 52 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,485 READY FOR AN EVENT WHERE AN ENTIRE ROW OF PEOPLE PASSES $10 ONE WAY, THEN A BEER THE 53 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:17,824 OTHER WA THE PLAYERS WERE LIKE, "WELL, WE'RE NOT COMING, BUT HAVE FUN 54 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:21,094 I MEAN YOU GUYS, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,164 YEAH, RANGERS FANS ARE EXCITED TO BE AT A PACKED BALLPARK WHERE THEY CAN CATCH A FOUL 56 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:30,170 BALL, A HOME RUN, OR THE SOUTH AFRICAN COVID VARIANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:33,807 HERE'S AN UPDATE ON A BIG STORY. FOUR DAYS AFTER PRINCE HARRY 58 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,843 AND MEGHAN MARKLE'S INTERVIEW, PRINCE WILLIAM MADE HIS FIRST COMMENT TO THE PRESS 59 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,377 PRINCE WILLIAM MADE HIS FIRST COMMENT TO THE PRESS WATCH THIS 60 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,081 >> HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO YOUR BROTHER SINCE THE INTERVIEW? 61 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,818 >> NO, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM YET, BUT I WILL DO >> CAN YOU JUST LET ME KNOW, IS 62 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:48,988 THE ROYAL FAMILY A RACIST FAMILY, SIR? >> WE'RE VERY MUCH NOT A RACIST 63 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:53,259 FAMILY >> Jimmy: AFTER HEARING THAT, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HER 64 00:04:53,259 --> 00:05:00,266 LIFE, THE QUEEN SAID, "OY. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, A SEVEN YEAR OLD ON 65 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:04,537 A SWING WAS LIKE, "BETTER OFF SAYING NO COMMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,474 I'M NOT SAYING PRINCE WILLIAM WAS DESPERATE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE YELLED, "IS THAT 67 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,344 PIERS MORGAN?" AND RAN [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, LAST NIGHT WAS THE 68 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:14,414 SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE MASKED SINGER" AND THE SNAIL TURNED OUT TO BE SOMEONE YOU MIGHT NOT 69 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,582 OUT TO BE SOMEONE YOU MIGHT NOT EXPECT CHECK IT OUT 70 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,051 >> TAKE IT OFF 71 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,521 >> WHO IS IT >> UH-OH >> OH, MY GOSH 72 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:28,495 >> WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:35,735 >> Tariq: WHAT THE HELL? >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME WERE 74 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:41,074 LIKE, "WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:46,079 "THAT WAS A FAKE FROG, CLIMB OUT OF A FAKE SNAIL? I'M 58 YEARS OLD." 76 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:52,252 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, APPEARING ON "THE MASKED SINGER" IS ANOTHER WAY OF 77 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:56,156 SAYING, "I HOPE EVERYONE REMEMBERS ME." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 78 00:05:56,156 --> 00:06:00,627 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON. 79 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:12,339 * * >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, ROOTS 80 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:16,543 YOU SOUND FANTASTIC AS ALWAYS. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU GUYS TONIGHT 81 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,479 SHE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX FILM "YES DAY. JENNIFER GARNER IS HERE. 82 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:24,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'LL BE TALKING TO JENNIFER AND THEN WE'RE PLAYING A FUN 83 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:31,624 MUSICAL GAME LATER IN THE SHOW PLUS, HIS NEW BOOK "THIS IS THE FIRE" IS OUT ON TUESDAY. 84 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:38,198 CNN'S DON LEMON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE DON LEMON - 85 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:45,972 BECAUSE HE TAKES - HIS TIME - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:51,511 GIVING THE NEWS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 87 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:57,751 ADRIANNE LENKER, EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] AND OF COURSE IT'S THURSDAY, SO 88 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,253 WE HAVE AN ALL-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,590 IT IS A FUN SHOW IT IS JAM PACKED I LOVE IT. 90 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:07,293 HEY, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE VACCINE, AND I ACTUALLY JUST SAW THE CDC 91 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:12,332 RELEASED NEW GUIDELINES FOR PEOPLE TO FOLLOW AFTER THEY'VE GOTTEN VACCINATED. 92 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:17,470 THERE'S A LOT OF PROMISING NEWS, BUT ALSO A LOT OF MISINFORMATION OUT THERE 93 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,673 SO I WANTED TO CLEAR SOME STUFF UP IT'S TIME FOR "FACT VS. 94 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:20,840 UP IT'S TIME FOR "FACT VS. FICTION. 95 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,810 * * FACTS 96 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:29,382 FACTS VERSUS FICTION * * >> Jimmy: LET'S GET STARTED. 97 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:33,053 FIRST UP, WE HAVE FACT -- VACCINATED GRANDPARENTS CAN SEE THEIR GRANDKIDS. 98 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,156 THAT IS TRUE FICTION -- PARENTS CAN LEAVE THEIR KIDS AT THEIR 99 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:40,226 GRANDPARENTS' FOR A QUOTE, "MAKE-UP YEAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:46,232 YEAH, THAT IS NOT TRUE SEEMS FAIR, BUT NO, THAT IS FICTION. 101 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:50,704 NEXT UP, WE HAVE FACT -- ONLY ABOUT 9% OF THE POPULATION IS FULLY VACCINATED 102 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:54,107 FICTION -- ONLY ABOUT 95% OF THEIR DAY IS SPENT TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE FULLY 103 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,609 VACCINATED [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, WE HEARD 104 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,346 YUP. "I GOT THE FIRST SHOT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 105 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:03,183 [ LAUGHTER ] "I GET THE SECOND -- "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 106 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,152 WE JUST -- WE ALL HEARD YOU. WE ALL HEARD YOU GOOD." 107 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,888 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FACT -- MANY STORES WILL STILL REQUIRE YOU TO WEAR A MASK 108 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:15,128 FICTION -- IT'S STILL "ANYTHING GOES" AT KOHL'S. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:18,031 NOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NEVER BEEN TRUE NEXT UP. 110 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,766 FACT -- VACCINATED PEOPLE NEED TO WEAR MASKS IN PUBLIC. FICTION%-- PEOPLE WITH 111 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:32,512 QUARANTINE GOATEES NEED TO WEAR MASKS INDEFINITELY [ APPLAUSE ] 112 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,048 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT A GOATEE. 113 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,783 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT'S MORE OF A BEARD 114 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,853 YOU KNOW >> Tariq: WHAT, WHOSE? MINE 115 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,821 >> Jimmy: NO, WHAT WHAT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 116 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,556 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID SOMETHING 117 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,525 >> Tariq: WELL, I MEAN YO, JUST IN QUARANTINE, MOST PEOPLE HAVE GROWN -- IF THEY'VE GROWN 118 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,829 SOMETHING OUT, IT'S A BEARD. IT'S NOT LIKE A GOATEE LIKE YOU SAID, PEOPLE LET IT 119 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,400 GO YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE 120 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,368 SAYING SO YOU GOT TO MAINTAIN BUT IF THE PEOPLE -- SOME 121 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,137 PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED FROM SOME FOLLICLE PROBLEMS, AND THEIR BEARDS STOP AT A CERTAIN 122 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:04,344 LENGTH >> Tariq: YEAH, LIKE JAMES'. JAMES' ONLY GROWS LIKE THAT. 123 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:14,054 LIKE A LITTLE PUPPET LENGTH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR 124 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,123 QUARANTINE GOATEE? >> Tariq: YEAH, HE'S WOLFING RIGHT NOW. 125 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:23,563 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FACT -- YOU CAN FINALLY VISIT 126 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,633 YOUR MOM FICTION -- BUT SHE'S FINE, THERE'S NO NEED TO BOTHER, SHE 127 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:31,738 ONLY GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, DON'T WORRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,174 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT COME ON. UP NEXT. 129 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,810 FACT -- PEOPLE SHOULD STILL AVOID TRAVEL FICTION -- BUT IT'S ALL GOOD IF 130 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,847 YOU'RE A SENATOR FROM TEXAS. THAT IS NOT TRUE [ APPLAUSE ] 131 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:45,552 THAT IS -- NEXT UP. FACT -- YOU HAVE TO SHOW PROOF 132 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,954 OF AGE TO GET THE VACCINE. FICTION -- ANYONE WHO SAYS, "DID YOU SEE 60 MINUTES LAST 133 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:52,325 NIGHT?" WILL BE ESCORTED TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. [ APPLAUSE ] 134 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,395 THAT IS NOT TRUE THAT IS NOT TRUE AND FINALLY, FACT -- INDOOR 135 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:59,866 HANGS ARE ALLOWED FOR FULLY-VACCINATED PEOPLE. FICTION -- INDOOR HANGS ARE NOT 136 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:03,803 ALLOWED FOR ANYONE WHO CALLS THEM "INDOOR HANGS." [ APPLAUSE ] 137 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:08,842 THAT WAS "FACT VS. FICTION," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 138 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,144 HOPEFULLY, THAT HELPED YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT GUYS, IT IS NIGHT FOUR OF "THE 139 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:15,048 GUYS, IT IS NIGHT FOUR OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL!" HERE WE GO 140 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,486 >> Announcer: THE "TONIGHT SHOW 141 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,555 FILM FESTIVAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW WE'VE TEAMED UP 142 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,958 WITH SAMSUNG TO DEBUT SHORT FILMS MADE BY RISING CREATORS ALL WEEK LONG. 143 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,093 SAMSUNG GAVE EACH OF THEM A GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE TO MAKE THEIR FILM, AND THE 144 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:35,535 FINALISTS WERE GIVEN A THEME, "A DIFFERENT FOCUS." IT'S BEEN REALLY COOL TO SEE 145 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,806 HOW THEY ALL INTERPRETED THAT IN DIFFERENT WAYS. TONIGHT'S FILM WAS CREATED BY 146 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:45,512 MICHAEL HOPKINS, WHO LIVES IN SEDONA, ARIZONA. HE LOVES MOVIES AND STOP-MOTION 147 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:51,384 ANIMATION, AND HE SAYS IF HE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH, OR CRY, OR BOTH, THEN HE'S DONE HIS JOB 148 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,020 THE FILM WAS INSPIRED BY GROWING UP WITH HIS DAD, AND IT'S ABOUT TAKING THE TIME TO 149 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:59,693 PAY ATTENTION TO THE ONES YOU LOVE HERE IS THE DEBUT OF "DEAR DAD" 150 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:13,373 BY MICHAEL HOPKINS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 151 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,774 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 152 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:19,412 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,814 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 154 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,551 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 155 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:30,557 EVERY WEEK, AND I SEND OUT A A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC, ON 156 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,759 TWITTER AND ALL THE SOCIALS. SO SINCE THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS, I SENT OUT 157 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,728 THE HASHTAG #MYFAMILYISWEIRD, WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT SOMETHING FUNNY OR WEIRD 158 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:39,966 ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC ALL DAY, SO 159 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:46,206 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES 160 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,708 NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY FAMILY IS WEIRD" RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS 161 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,979 AND, MAN, THERE'S SOME WEIRD FAMILIES OUT THERE THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 162 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:58,885 @DANIELLENELLIE. SHE SAYS, "OUR FAMILY WILL IMMEDIATELY STOP IN MID-ACTION 163 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,653 OF WHATEVER WE'RE DOING, COLLAPSE, AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP ANYTIME ANOTHER FAMILY 164 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:10,363 MEMBER COMES IN THE FRONT DOOR." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,532 THAT'S A GOOD BIT, MAN I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THAT FAMILY 166 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,068 THAT'S FUNNY THIS ONE'S FROM @MARGEFOOTBALL SHE SAYS, "IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU 167 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,771 TO PASS SOMETHING AT DINNER, WE ALWAYS PASS IT IN THE LONG WAY, AND THEN AT LEAST THREE TIMES 168 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:21,841 AROUND THE TABLE, BEFORE GIVING IT TO THEM WE DO IT TO GUESTS, TOO. 169 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:28,281 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] AGAIN, THAT'S SO FUNNY 170 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:32,152 THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH I LOVE THAT. I'M GONNA DO ALL THESE THINGS. 171 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,089 THIS ONE'S FROM @PINKEYEGUS. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE HE SAYS, "EVERY CHRISTMAS, MY 172 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,392 DAD PRINTS OFF MY BROTHER'S ENTIRE SEARCH HISTORY FROM THE PAST YEAR AND MAKES IT INTO 173 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:46,599 A SCRAPBOOK FOR THE FAMILY'S ENTERTAINMENT. >> OH, NO! 174 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,103 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SUCH A FUNNY BIT, MAN 175 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:55,241 THIS IS A GREAT ONE. THIS A GREAT HASHTAG >> NO, IT'S NOT. 176 00:12:55,241 --> 00:13:00,847 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @JULIEKESSLER5 SHE SAYS, "IF WE HAVE LEFTOVER 177 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:06,820 PANCAKES, SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY WILL HIDE ONE IN ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER'S COAT POCKET OR SHOE." 178 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,857 >> Tariq: WHAT >> Jimmy: "WHEN YOU FIND IT YOU HAVE TO SAY, 'I'VE BEEN 179 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:17,197 PANCAKED.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S A WASTE OF PANCAKES. 180 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,599 >> Jimmy: WHAT NO, THEY'RE LEFT OVER, MAN >> Tariq: YOU'RE GONNA START 181 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,468 DOING THAT ONE >> Jimmy: I WILL YEAH, I WILL 182 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,670 THANKS FOR THOSE PANCAKES BY THE WAY. >> OH, GOD 183 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,506 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @TEDBROGAN2. HE SAYS, "APPARENTLY, MY DAD 184 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,610 HAD A 'FAVORITE BRANCH' IN THE YARD, BUT NEVER TOLD ANYONE. I ACCIDENTALLY CUT IT DOWN, AND 185 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:39,152 TO THIS DAY, IT'S THE MADDEST I'VE EVER SEEN HIM." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 186 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:45,392 "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BRANCH MEANT TO ME!" WOW. 187 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:49,796 JESUS. >> Questlove: SAY IT AGAIN [ INCOHERENT YELLING ] 188 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:54,668 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "WANNA WARN ME NEXT TIME 189 00:13:54,668 --> 00:14:01,908 [ LAUGHTER ] BRANCH WAS NOT BOTHERING ANYBODY. 190 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,077 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: SORRY, MAN >> Jimmy: THANK GOD. 191 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,046 WE'RE GOOD, MAN. FAVORITE BRANCH. THIS ONE HERE IS FROM 192 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:13,153 @HACKYSAC35. SHE SAYS, "MY PARENTS WENT TO PROM TOGETHER AND HAVE AN 193 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:17,691 AWKWARD PHOTO WHERE MY DAD IS MAKING A WEIRD FACE. NOW MY PARENTS MAKE ALL OF US 194 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:23,430 KIDS RECREATE IT WITH OUR DATES. HERE'S THE ORIGINAL PHOTO. 195 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:27,600 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HERE ARE THE KIDS' RECREATIONS. 196 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:34,474 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, MAN THAT'S A GOOD FAMILY 197 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:40,547 THIS NEXT ONE'S FROM @SKOALMCRAE. SHE SAYS, "MY DAD WAS UPSET AT 198 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,851 A RESTAURANT BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF OYSTERS AS WE WERE LEAVING, THE HOSTESS 199 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:50,090 SAID, 'COME BACK AND SEE US SOON!' AND MY DAD SAID, 'WHEN HELL 200 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,425 FREEZES OVER.' [ LAUGHTER ] A BIT OF AN OVERREACTION THERE, 201 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:59,199 DAD. I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE OYSTERS THE NEXT TIME WE COME BACK 202 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,634 >> Tariq: YEAH, JEEZ >> Jimmy: NEVER GONNA -- "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL COME 203 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,905 BACK TO YOUR PLACE." COME ON, BUDDY THIS ONE'S FROM @STEPHSLOSER 204 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,376 SHE SAYS, "MY MOM LIKES TO DRESS UP THE TURKEY BEFORE SHE COOKS IT FOR THANKSGIVING. 205 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:16,716 HERE'S A PHOTO OH [ APPLAUSE ] 206 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:21,621 >> Tariq: LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST HERE IS FROM JMUMZ87 207 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:26,126 SHE SAYS, "MY STEPDAD IS A A MAGICIAN." OH, HERE WE GO 208 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,729 "I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT TO FIND MY MOM TRYING TO GET HIM OUT OF A STRAITJACKET 209 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,564 I LEFT INSTEAD OF STICKING AROUND TO FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS A MAGIC TRICK OR A SPICY 210 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,068 NIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] HEY, THERE YOU HAVE IT, THERE 211 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,836 ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 212 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,371 FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 213 00:15:38,371 --> 00:16:00,527 JENNIFER GARNER. COME ON BACK * 214 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,931 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. SHE IS A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING 215 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,300 ACTRESS STARRING IN A NEW FILM CALLED "YES DAY," WHICH PREMIERS ON NETFLIX TOMORROW 216 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,338 HERE IS JENNIFER GARNER. OH, COME ON. LOOK AT YOU, THE BEST. 217 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:19,879 WELCOME BACK THANK YOU -- >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, 218 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,681 BUDDY. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO, BUD. 219 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,416 YOU RECENTLY POSTED A PHOTO WITH YOUR "13 GOING ON 30" COSTAR MARK RUFFALO, AND THE 220 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,453 INTERNET BROKE IN HALF THEY WENT CRAZY. WE HAVE THAT PHOTO 221 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:32,392 YOU GUYS JUST -- >> AW. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS JUST WRAPPED 222 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,260 ANOTHER MOVIE TOGETHER CALLED "THE ADAM PROJECT. WHAT WAS IT LIKE WORKING 223 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:41,468 TOGETHER AGAIN >> IT WAS SO INSTANTLY COMFORTABLE AND THERE WAS JUST 224 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,203 SO MUCH TRUST THERE. THERE'S JUST NOTHING LIKE HAVING KNOWN PEOPLE FOR A LONG 225 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:47,607 TIME YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE -- IT MADE YOU FEEL MORE 226 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:53,613 BRAVE AND IT MADE YOU FEEL REALLY SAFE. IT WAS LOVELY. 227 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:59,619 I JUST LOVED BEING WITH MARK AGAIN. >> Jimmy: AND ALSO, 228 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,588 RYAN REYNOLDS IS IN THE MOVIE. LET ME JUST SAY, IF I COULD SIT AT A TABLE WITH YOU, 229 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,256 MARK RUFFALO, AND RYAN REYNOLDS, THAT'S THE BEST TABLE -- I MEAN, YOU'RE THREE 230 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,724 OF THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE, BUT ALSO FUNNY, BUT ALSO GIVING AND CARING 231 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:11,831 WHAT WAS RYAN LIKE >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL -- WELL, THERE'S ALSO ZOE SALDANA AND 232 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,466 KATHERINE KEENER, SO IT'S JUST AN AMAZING -- IT'S SUCH A COOL CAST TO BE A PART OF 233 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:28,615 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> BUT IT IS GOING TO BE SUCH A SPECIAL MOVIE. 234 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,250 I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE IT WE'RE ALL USED TO LAUGHING AT 235 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,052 RYAN, BUT JUST HAVE A BOX OF TISSUES READY, BECAUSE HE'S GOING TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND 236 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:40,527 FEED IT TO YOU >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 237 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,897 HE'S A KILLER. HE'S MY SON. YOU KNOW, HE'S MARK AND MY SON 238 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:49,903 LITTLE BABY RYAN REYNOLDS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT, MAN. 239 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,771 THAT IS GREAT. I HAVE TO SAY, YOUR NEW MOVIE "YES DAY" COMES OUT ON NETFLIX 240 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,840 TOMORROW THIS IS REALLY YOUR BABY NOT ONLY DO YOU STAR IN IT, BUT 241 00:17:53,840 --> 00:18:00,513 YOU PRODUCED IT AS WELL. CONGRATS ON THAT I THINK IT'S A PERFECT MOVIE 242 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,916 FOR YOU. I THINK IN MY HEAD -- AND I MAY BE WRONG -- THAT THAT IS YOU - 243 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:07,520 I THINK YOU WOULD BE THE BEST MOM EVER I THINK YOU'RE SO FUN. 244 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,024 >> OH, MY GOSH I DON'T KNOW I THINK THE WHOLE POINT OF "YES 245 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,061 DAY" IS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, MOMS STOP BEING FUN ALL THE TIME 246 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:18,331 WE JUST, LIKE, KIND OF TURN INTO A DRAG, JUST BEING LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON 247 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,033 HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? DO YOU HAVE YOUR SOCCER CLEATS FOR LATER? 248 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:27,374 AND YOU JUST GET KIND OF ROBOTIC AND RIGID TRYING TO MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN 249 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,643 SO MY KIDS, I STARTED DOING A YES DAY WITH MY KIDS WHEN REALLY, A LONG TIME AGO, 250 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:37,050 BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER LOVED AMY CROUSE ROSENTHAL - BEAUTIFUL ANGEL -- 251 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,687 HER BOOK "YES DAY" SO MUCH KIDS BOOKS MAKE SUCH A A DIFFERENCE, JIMMY. 252 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:45,425 JUST WAIT TILL I GET TO MAKE ONE OF YOURS INTO A MOVIE. I'LL BE SO EXCITED 253 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,627 >> Jimmy: IT'S A TWO-WORD MOVIE. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 254 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:55,301 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT MY DAUGHTER LOVED THE BOOK SO MUCH, SHE BEGGED FOR A YES 255 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,736 DAY, AND WE DID IT, AND THEN, WE STARTED DOING THEM AS A A TRADITION. 256 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,439 ONCE A YEAR, THE KIDS AND I WOULD, FOR NINE YEARS. AND NOW, HERE IT IS, IT'S 257 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,608 A MOVIE. AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT BECAUSE IT REALLY IS FUN 258 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:10,150 AND JOYFUL AND AFTER A YEAR OF JUST SOLID NO, IT'S JUST A BIG FAT JUICY YES. 259 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,652 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. THE OTHER THING IS HOW MANY TIMES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY 260 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:17,023 NO IN THE MOVIE, AND YOU DO IT -- EVERY ONE IS DIFFERENT BUT YOU'RE LIKE, NO, NO, NOPE, 261 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,661 NO AND THEN, THERE'S ONE YOU SAY THAT'S STUCK ON MY HEAD AND YOU 262 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:30,603 GO, "NOPE ON A ROPE. NOPE ON A ROPE." I JUST -- THAT ONE CRUSHED ME. 263 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,238 >> TRY IT. I'M OFFERING FOR ALL OF AMERICA, PLEASE TRY NOPE ON 264 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:39,913 A ROPE, BECAUSE IT'S NO, BUT IT'S KICKY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOT A 265 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,115 A LITTLE KICK TO IT, YEAH. >> IT'S GOT A LITTLE KICK. >> Jimmy: NOPE ON A ROPE, YEAH 266 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:45,418 >> NOPE ON A ROPE. >> Jimmy: WAS THERE ANYTHING DOING THIS MOVIE THAT MADE YOU 267 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,488 TURN AROUND AND SAY, "WISH YOU SAID NO? YOU GO, "YEAH, I SAID YES TO 268 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:53,793 THAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO. >> I DON'T LIKE SINGING IN 269 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,096 FRONT OF PEOPLE, AND I SING IN THIS STINKING MOVIE. AND ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK -- 270 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:59,065 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED TO SAY THIS, BUT I'M GOING TO JUST BREAK A RULE AND TELL YOU, 271 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:07,640 H.E.R. IS IN OUR FILM. AND H.E.R. PLAYS MUSIC IN OUR FILM AND HAS A SCENE 272 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:14,247 SHE IS INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: A GENIUS >> SHE'S THE MOST 273 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,949 UNBELIEVABLE -- AND HER BAND IS THERE AS WELL. AND THEN, I HAD TO SING WITH 274 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:20,820 H.E.R., THE H.E.R. YES. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 275 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,824 NO, THAT'S PRESSURE. >> I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I CAN'T -- I WENT OUT -- I HAD 276 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,526 TO SAY TO THE AUDIENCE BEFOREHAND, I HAD TO SAY, LIKE, "I DON'T LIKE TO SING IN FRONT 277 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,262 OF PEOPLE. YOU'RE ALL HERE. WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS 278 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,499 TOGETHER IF I PEE MY PANTS, HAVE JUST-- WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE A 279 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:37,203 A LAUGH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 280 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,807 WE JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH IT TOGETHER SO GOD BLESS YOU." 281 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,442 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU NAILED IT I ALSO WANT TO SAY, WE WERE 282 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,612 TALKING EARLIER AND I SAID, "I WISH PEOPLE COULD SEE THIS." YOU KNOW, IN THE CROWD 283 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,581 AND YOU WERE LIKE, "WEIRDLY, WE TESTED IT WITH FAMILIES THROUGH TVs," AND THEY LET YOU WATCH 284 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:55,355 THEM REACT TO THE MOVIES SO YOU CAN EDIT AND STUFF LIKE THAT >> IT WAS AMAZING. 285 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,257 LIKE, I'VE NEVER TESTED A MOVIE LIKE THIS, BUT IT'S NETFLIX AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT AT 286 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:01,161 HOME THERE WAS A PANDEMIC SO WE HAD CAMERAS UP ON 287 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:02,796 THEIR -- WE WERE ABLE TO WATCH THE FAMILIES WATCHING THE MOVIE, 288 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:10,670 AND THEY WOULD BE LEAVING THE ROOM, GRABBING POPCORN, ALL LAUGHING, DOING WHAT THEY DO 289 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,373 BUT AS THE MOVIE CAME TO THE THIRD ACT, THEY ALL -- EVERYONE, AND I WAS WATCHING 290 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:18,478 150 FAMILIES SCREENING THROUGH ZOOM SCREENS AND WATCHING THEM GET CLOSER AND CLOSER UNTIL 291 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:27,821 THEY WERE HUDDLED UP ON THE COUCH AND THE MOM'S LIKE WIPING A TEAR 292 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:29,989 AND WE WERE LIKE, "YES, WE DID IT WE DID IT. 293 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,958 IT WAS THE BEST. THAT'S ALL YOU WANT. YOU JUST WANT -- LIKE, MY GOAL 294 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,827 IS FOR THERE TO BE FAMILIES ALL OVER THE WORLD CUDDLED UP ON THE COUCH BY THE END OF THE 295 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,795 MOVIE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE 296 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:40,700 HERE'S JENNIFER GARNER IN "YES DAY. TAKE A LOOK. 297 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,606 TO MAKE IT THROUGH A YES MORNING. LET ALONE A YES DAY. 298 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:52,312 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE WAGER ON THAT >> YOU KNOW WHAT 299 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,115 I WOULD LOVE TO. HOW ABOUT THIS -- IF YOU SAY NO ONE TIME, I GET TO GO TO FLEA 300 00:21:55,115 --> 00:22:00,186 FEST WITH LAYLA. NO ADULTS, NO PARENTS. JUST US YOUNG, UNDERAGE, 301 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:06,326 VULNERABLE GIRLS >> WAIT, HONEY, ARE YOU SURE >> I'LL TAKE YOUR WAGER, MISSY, 302 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,261 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I WON'T SAY NO AND WHEN YOU LOSE -- AND YOU 303 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,663 WILL LOSE -- I AM SO FUN THAT YOU WILL STILL GET TO GO TO YOUR CONCERT 304 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:18,872 >> REALLY? >> ABSOLUTELY. WITH ME! 305 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:21,307 I'M GOING TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO AND WE'RE GONNA HOLD HANDS AND WE'RE GONNA PUT OUR HANDS IN 306 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:29,783 THE AIR LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE >> Jimmy: JENNIFER GARNER, 307 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,451 EVERYBODY. "YES DAY" PREMIERS TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 308 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,952 JENNIFER AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND MUSICAL AFTER THE BREAK. 309 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:51,304 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK * 310 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,373 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY JENNIFER GARNER, STAR 311 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,208 OF THE NEW MOVIE, "YES DAY", AND IT IS TIME FOR A GAME THAT WE LIKE TO CALL, "THE RANDOM 312 00:22:55,208 --> 00:23:06,052 INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE." * RANDOM INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE * 313 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,389 >> Jimmy: JENNIFER, SINCE YOUR MOVIE, "YES DAY" IS ALL ABOUT SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING, THIS 314 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:14,361 GAME INVOLVES US HAVING TO SAY YES TO PLAYING SONGS WE HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE ON INSTRUMENTS WE 315 00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:18,131 HAVE ALSO NEVER SEEN NEXT TO EACH OF US ARE SEVERAL RANDOM INSTRUMENTS HIDDEN AWAY, 316 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:19,766 AND WE WILL TAKE TURNS LOOKING AT CARDS WITH THE NAME OF A SONG, THEN SEE WHAT 317 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,801 INSTRUMENT WE'LL BE PLAYING IT ON IF "THE ROOTS" CAN GUESS WHAT 318 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:28,575 SONG YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAY, YOU GET A POINT. SOUND GOOD 319 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,644 >> YEP, SOUNDS GOOD. LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I AM UP 320 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:32,946 FIRST. LET ME SEE WHAT SONG I'M PLAYING. 321 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:35,482 OKAY, I AM GOING TO CHOOSE THIS ONE HERE HERE WE GO 322 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:47,994 >> OH, MY GOSH * >> Jimmy: OKAY 323 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:53,900 LET'S SEE WHAT INSTRUMENT I AM PLAYING. OKAY 324 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,103 >> AWESOME >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. AWESOME. 325 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,605 ALL RIGHT, SO I GOT TO PLAY THE JUG TO GET THE ROOTS TO GUESS THIS SONG. 326 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:02,442 OKAY ALL RIGHT, WE GOT 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 327 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:12,385 HERE WE GO * WAIT 328 00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:17,857 * >> Questlove: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY - 329 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:21,461 >> Jimmy: YES! COME ON. >> OH, COME ON 330 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,096 >> Jimmy: ONLY ONE GUESS ALL RIGHT, JENNIFER, YOU ARE UP 331 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:28,368 I GOT A POINT ON THAT ONE. OPEN YOUR ENVELOPE AND GET YOUR SONG 332 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:30,203 >> OKAY. OKAY, HERE I GO, HERE I GO HERE I GO. 333 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:34,574 OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR SONG OKAY 334 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:38,712 >> OH, MY GOODNESS OKAY YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS 335 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,246 [ LAUGHTER ] NO PROBLEM NO PROBLEM 336 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:43,650 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT INSTRUMENT THE GONG 337 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,418 ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 338 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,253 GO YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 339 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:56,863 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, JENNIFER, AS BEST YOU CAN, PLAY YOUR SONG. 340 00:24:56,863 --> 00:25:00,700 * * >> Questlove: "THE YOUNG AND 341 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,802 THE RESTLESS" THEME? >> Jimmy: "YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS" THEME? 342 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,038 NADIA'S THEME? NADIA'S SONG >> Questlove: "TWINKLE TWINKLE 343 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:07,307 LITTLE STAR? >> Jimmy: "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. 344 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:08,942 >> YES * >> Jimmy: HEY. 345 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:11,111 HOW DID YOU GET THAT >> OH COME ON, THAT'S A REAL PAL. 346 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:13,413 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT JUST SOUNDED LIKE A POUNDING HEADACHE TO ME 347 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,950 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, IT IS MY TURN AGAIN TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG. 348 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:21,488 I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS ONE OVER HERE. * 349 00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:28,528 WHOA ALL RIGHT. AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT 350 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:35,969 INSTRUMENT I'LL BE PLAYING IT ON HERE WE GO 351 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,571 >> OH NO, DOG. >> Jimmy: GOD, I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO EVEN BEGIN TO PLAY BAG 352 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:42,175 PIPES. >> NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY 353 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:48,515 ALL RIGHT. WE GOT 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK >> OH! 354 00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:52,218 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> YOU FILL THAT THING UP. 355 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,754 BLOW IN THERE AND THEN YOU -- YEAH * 356 00:25:54,754 --> 00:26:07,634 OKAY OH MY GOSH YOU'RE DOING GREAT, JIMMY. 357 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:10,370 >> Tariq: IT'S RAINING MEN >> Questlove: ONE MORE TIME. * 358 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:21,081 [ LAUGHTER ] * "ARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE DEVO!" 359 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,816 [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, ONE MORE TIME, ONE MORE TIME 360 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:35,729 ONE MORE TIME. * >> Tariq: MY SHOT. 361 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:39,766 >> Jimmy: MY SHOT -- NO. Tariq: WHAT GOES LIKE THIS * 362 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:45,138 >> Jimmy: YOU WEIRDLY SAID IT IN REHEARSAL WHEN WE DID THE FAKE ONES! 363 00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,408 >> "FUNKY TOWN?" >> Jimmy: YES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME 364 00:26:48,408 --> 00:26:50,377 THAT WAS - * BRING ME DOWN TO FUNKY TOW 365 00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:57,484 WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWN * >> Tariq: NO, YOU SHOULD - * 366 00:26:57,484 --> 00:27:01,521 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE -- * WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWN TO 367 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:08,728 FUNKY TOWN * >> Tariq: RIGHT, BUT - * WON'T YOU TAK 368 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:19,105 ME DOWN * * >> Tariq: YEAH 369 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,641 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE >> Questlove: THE SYNTH PART'S THE -- YOU TRIED -- YOU TRIED, 370 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:26,880 MAN. >> Jimmy: JENNIFER, YOU ARE UP OPEN YOUR ENVELOPE AND GET YOUR 371 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,750 SONG >> OH, MY GOSH OH, NO 372 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:38,958 OH, HOLY COW OH GOSH, HAS SOMEBODY HAD THIS REED IN THEIR MOUTH? 373 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,161 >> Jimmy: NEVER -- NO! * >> I CAN'T MAKE IT CHANGE THE 374 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:54,941 SOUND. >> Questlove: JUST DO THE RHYTHM 375 00:27:54,941 --> 00:28:15,261 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TIME * >> Questlove: ONE MORE TIME. 376 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,130 [ BUZZERD WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 377 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,665 >> Jimmy: OH, "FINAL COUNTDOWN? >> Questlove: "FINAL 378 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:23,036 COUNTDOWN? [ BELL RINGING ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 379 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:25,538 JUST PLAY THAT AGAIN I JUST WANT THE HEAR THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ONE MORE TIME. 380 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:34,280 * >> Questlove: OH MAN >> Jimmy: IT'S THE FINAL 381 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:43,123 COUNTDOWN. I LOVE THAT. THAT'S GOOD. 382 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:47,827 JENNIFER, FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE GONNA JOIN FORCES AND DO A SONG TOGETHER. 383 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,163 >> OH MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: SO, WE'LL BOTH TRY TO PLAY THE SAME SONG AT THE SAME 384 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:52,465 TIME AND WORK TOGETHER TO GET "THE ROOTS" TO GUESS LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FINAL 385 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:59,806 SONG * THIS IS THE INSTRUMENT HERE. 386 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:08,848 THIS IS VERY INTERESTING WELL, LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THAT HE LOVED HIS WIFE AND -- AGAIN, IF 387 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:15,755 ANYONE'S WATCHING AT HOME -- >> OH GRACIOUS OH, I JUST TOOK A LOOK 388 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:19,793 >> Jimmy: IF YOU - LOOK, IF IT'S LONGER THAN 24 HOURS YOU HAVE TO CALL YOUR 389 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:22,028 DOCTOR JUST KNOW THAT AS LONG AS YOU GO IN KNOWING 390 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:33,373 THAT, WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] I NEVER -- 391 00:29:33,373 --> 00:29:35,275 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO PULL 392 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,211 IT FROM. I MEAN THE -- I MEAN THE THING I MEAN THE THING 393 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:49,789 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Together: AH! 394 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:54,060 >> WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU >> Jimmy: AH OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 395 00:29:54,060 --> 00:30:00,633 I THINK WE CAN GET THIS ONE. THAT'S WHAT YOURS SOUNDS LIKE? OH, IT'S THAT. 396 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:05,538 OKAY, HERE WE GO INTERESTING. ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE 397 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:15,181 * >> Questlove: "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE." 398 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,816 >> Tariq: "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE." >> Jimmy: NAILED IT? 399 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:21,121 YO * I DID NOT PRACTICE THAT, I 400 00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:26,760 SWEAR. THAT'S SO GOOD SEE, WE DID IT 401 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:31,031 >> THAT WAS SO GOOD. YOU'RE THE BEST TEAMMATE EVER. >> Jimmy: PARTNERS 402 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,433 JENNIFER GARNER, EVERYBODY HER NEW MOVIE, "YES DAY" STARTS STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. 403 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:38,571 WE HAVE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 404 00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:47,981 * WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWN TO FUNKY TOWN WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWN T 405 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:50,150 FUNKY TOWN * * WON'T YOU TAKE ME DOWN TO FUNKY TOWN * 406 00:30:50,150 --> 00:31:04,297 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF "CNN TONIGHT WITH 407 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,366 DON LEMON. HIS NEW BOOK, "THIS IS THE FIRE," IS OUT ON TUESDAY 408 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:14,307 HERE IS DON LEMON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HEY, JIMMY. 409 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:18,144 >> Jimmy: THIS IT THE FIRST TIME - >> I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT ACROSS 410 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,680 TOWN RIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT'S ME. I'M IN THAT BUILDING 411 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:28,121 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HI AND YOU'RE IN THAT BUILDING. 412 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:29,989 OH, YEAH, PERFECT. >> HEY >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO 413 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,825 THE NEW BOOK IT'S FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU 414 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:33,593 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "THIS IS THE FIRE." THIS IS NOT A BOOK YOU INTENDED 415 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:35,562 ON WRITING >> NO. >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT COME TO 416 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:36,996 BE >> IT CAME TO BE -- YOU KNOW, DURING THE TRUMP 417 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,732 ADMINISTRATION, ESPECIALLY AS MUCH AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT WOULD TWEET ABOUT ME, EVERY 418 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,400 TIME HE TWEETED, SOME BOOK PUBLISHER WOULD SAY, "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A BOOK?" 419 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:46,673 AND I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO REALLY BE A PART OF THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED 420 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:48,541 WITH THE ADMINISTRATION THAT MUCH, AND I DID NOT WANT TO WRITE A POLITICAL BOOK 421 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,410 AND THEN WE HAD CHARLOTTESVILLE AND THEN WE HAD AHMAUD ARBERY RIGHT DOWN IN GEORGIA, WHO WAS 422 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:57,984 THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE SHOTGUN WHO WAS JOGGING. AND THEN WE HAD BREONNA TAYLOR 423 00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,053 WHO WAS SHOT IN HER HOME AND THEN, JIMMY, GEORGE FLOYD DIED IN FRONT OF OUR EYES, AND 424 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:11,831 DURING THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC WHILE WE'RE ALL AT HOME AND IN QUARANTINE 425 00:32:11,831 --> 00:32:16,202 AND I SAID, "THIS IS THE TIME TO WRITE THE BOOK," AND LITERALLY IT JUST POURED OUT OF 426 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:24,844 ME >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST POINTS OF THE BOOK IS THE 427 00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:26,346 IMPORTANCE OF LEARNING AND BEING CURIOUS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPERIENCES 428 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:31,384 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE 429 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:35,755 >> YEAH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: THIS BOOK IS A GREAT WAY TO GROW AND EVEN JUST HAVE 430 00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:41,895 THE CONVERSATION, ALTHOUGH IT'S AWKWARD, SOMETIMES IT NEEDS TO BE HAD 431 00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:47,567 >> WELL, A COUPLE OF THINGS. YOU KNOW, WE SAY THAT THESE ARE TOUGH CONVERSATIONS. 432 00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:50,003 FOR ME THEY'RE NOT SO HARD, AND I -- LISTEN, I WISH THAT WE WOULD STOP CATEGORIZING THEM 433 00:32:50,003 --> 00:32:56,109 THAT WAY, BUT I UNDERSTAND IT'S REALLY HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE, 434 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:59,112 LET'S JUST BE HONEST AND SO THE REASON I WROTE IT THE WAY I WROTE IT IS -- AND 435 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:04,084 THE SUBTITLE IS, "WHAT I SAY TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT RACISM" - BECAUSE MY WHITE FRIENDS 436 00:33:04,084 --> 00:33:05,752 STARTED CALLING ME AFTER GEORGE FLOYD AND AFTER THE PROTESTS IN THE SUMMER OF 437 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:13,460 2020, AND THEY SAID, "DON, I LOVE YOU I FEEL LIKE IN SOME WAY I LET 438 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,195 YOU DOWN AS A FRIEND BECAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PLIGHT OF -- YOUR PLIGHT AND BLACK 439 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:26,072 PEOPLE, AND WHAT YOU DEAL WITH AND HELP ME. I WANT TO UNDERSTAND 440 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,942 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TEACH MY KIDS I DON'T HAVE THE TOOLS OR THE 441 00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:33,680 VOCABULARY TO BE ABLE TO DO IT WHAT DO I DO?" AND MY FIRST ADVICE WAS, I'M 442 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:39,452 GLAD YOU HAVE A BLACK FRIEND AND MY ADVICE TO PEOPLE IN THE BOOK IS GET SOMEONE -- GET A 443 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:44,591 A FRIEND WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU WHO YOU CAN HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS WITH 444 00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:45,992 BUT THE POINT OF IT ALL, JIMMY, IS TO BE CURIOUS FROM BOTH SIDES. 445 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:47,794 I TELL BLACK PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE TO LET GO OF THEIR RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, AND I 446 00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:49,529 TELL WHITE PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE TO LET DOWN THEIR GUARDS AND NOT EXPECT ALL THE TIME, 447 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,097 EVERYTHING TO BE TAUGHT TO YOU BY A PERSON OF COLOR, EVEN THOUGH IT HELPS. 448 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,832 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO LEA INTO IT, OPEN UP, AND LISTEN, AND BE CURIOUS INSTEAD OF JUDGMENTAL. 449 00:33:52,832 --> 00:33:57,470 AND I SEE THAT IN YOU, JIMMY FALLON YOU HAVE A CURIOSITY ABOUT THE 450 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,539 WORLD. AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED THIS 451 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:17,724 SUMMER, YOU ASKED ME WHAT WAS GOING ON - >> Jimmy: YEAH 452 00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:30,070 WORLD AND LIVE IN THIS WORLD IN AMERICA IN A BETTER WAY, AND I REALLY THINK THAT STUCK. 453 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:34,107 AND YOUR CURIOSITY CAME THROUGH WITH THAT RATHER THAN BEING JUDGMENTAL ABOUT IT. 454 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:38,912 >> Jimmy: YEAH I APPRECIATE YOU TALKING ME THROUGH THAT AS WELL 455 00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:44,284 AND I'M STILL EVERY SINGLE DAY LEARNING AND TRYING TO SET A A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR EVERYONE. 456 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:48,321 THE LAST CHAPTER IN THE BOOK, ACTUALLY, IS CALLED "HOW CHANGE HAPPENS. 457 00:34:48,321 --> 00:34:57,731 LOOKING AROUND TODAY, ARE YOU SEEING CHANGE HAPPEN IS THERE PROGRESS? 458 00:34:57,731 --> 00:35:00,033 >> OF COURSE THERE'S PROGRESS, AND OF COURSE WE'RE SEEING CHANGE HAPPEN, AND ALL OF THE 459 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:01,601 MACHINATIONS THAT YOU SEE FROM THE ALT-RIGHT, AND FROM THE RACISTS, AND FROM THE 460 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,403 NEO-NAZIS, AND FROM THE CAPITOL INSURRECTIONISTS, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED FOR ME -- TO HEAR ME 461 00:35:03,403 --> 00:35:04,871 SAY THA I'M OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE BECAUSE I THINK -- BECAUSE THE 462 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:23,556 REASON WE'RE SEEING ALL OF THAT IS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF HOW THIS COUNTRY IS CHANGING 463 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:33,700 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY'RE FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE 464 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,335 THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE CHANGING AS WE SPEAK, MOMENT TO MOMENT. 465 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,070 BY 2045, JIMMY, WE WILL BE A A MINORITY MAJORITY COUNTRY, AND THAT IS SCARY FOR A LOT OF 466 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:42,876 FOLKS. AND THAT'S WHY YOU SEE PEOPLE STORMING THE CAPITOL 467 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:45,178 THAT'S WHY YOU SEE PEOPLE MAKING UP LIES ABOUT AN ELECTION BEING STOLEN. 468 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:47,514 AND THAT'S WHY YOU SEE PEOPLE FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK TO A PLACE 469 00:35:47,514 --> 00:35:59,159 BEFORE PEOPLE OF COLOR FOUGHT FOR EQUALITY >> Jimmy: YEAH 470 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,061 >> AND SO I AM OPTIMISTIC THAT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOOK 471 00:36:01,061 --> 00:36:02,796 AT THE ELECTION THAT HAPPENED IN NOVEMBER, AT LEAST 80 SOME ODD MILLION PEOPLE WHO ARE 472 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:04,497 WILLING TO FIGHT FOR A MORE PERFECT UNION, WHICH IS THE PROMISE OF THIS COUNTRY. 473 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:06,066 >> Jimmy: WELL, THE BOOK IS CERTAINLY A STEP FORWARD TO MAKING CHANGE HAPPEN 474 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:19,512 I THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING ON IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO TALK TO 475 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:26,486 YOU, EVERY CHANCE I CAN GET. I LOVE YOU, BUD, AND I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE -- YOU'RE IN 476 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:29,556 THAT BUILDING OVER THERE >> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE CARE 477 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:37,097 BUDDY. THANKS AGAIN FOR - >> AND LET'S DO THIS AGAIN 478 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:39,065 AND KEEP BEING YOU, JIMMY, KEEP BEING CURIOUS, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY, AND YOUR 479 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:44,104 CANDOR AND YOUR HUMANITY I REALLY APPRECIATE IT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD 480 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:45,872 >> AND DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF HUMOR, WHAT YOU DO EVERY SINGLE NIGHT ON THIS 481 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,707 PROGRAM. >> Jimmy: I HEAR YOU DON LEMON, EVERYBODY 482 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,776 "THIS IS THE FIRE" IS OUT ON TUESDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 483 00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:52,078 A PERFORMANCE FROM ADRIANNE LENKER. STICK AROUND, EVERYONE 484 00:36:52,078 --> 00:37:07,027 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR TWO 485 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:09,496 GRAMMY AWARDS. PERFORMING "DRAGON EYES" FROM HER ALBUM "SONGS," HERE'S 486 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:10,030 PERFORMING "DRAGON EYES" FROM HER ALBUM "SONGS," HERE'S ADRIANNE LENKER. 487 00:37:17,604 --> 00:37:33,086 * * 488 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:40,060 * FREEZING AT THE EDGE OF THE BE CHEWING A CIGARETT 489 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:47,300 AND REPEATING * * SHADOWS OF WORDS I SAID I DON'T WANNA BLAME YO 490 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:59,446 I DON'T WANNA BLAME * * STARS BLOOM IN THE WARM SUMMER NIGHT 491 00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:08,154 THEY HAVE A CLEAR VIEW WITHOUT THE BEDROOM LIGHT * * THEY DON'T WANNA NAME YOU 492 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:19,833 THEY DON'T WANT A NAME * * DRAGONS HAVE SILENT EYE CRACKED EGGSHELL 493 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:33,713 FIREFLIES * * I DON'T WANNA TAME YO I DON'T WANNA TAME * 494 00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:46,593 * * WHEN THE HOT SAND BURNS MY FEE 495 00:38:46,593 --> 00:38:54,167 YOU HAVE COOL HAND YOU ARE SWEET * * I DON'T WANNA CHANGE YO 496 00:38:54,167 --> 00:39:09,616 I DON'T WANNA CHANGE * * CARNATION INTO THE VAS 497 00:39:09,616 --> 00:39:16,056 UNFOLD YOUR CLOTHE OUT OF THE CASE * * I JUST WANT 498 00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:27,767 A PLACE WITH YOU I JUST WANT A PLACE * * AS THE COASTLIN 499 00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:38,144 IS SHAPED BY THE WIN AS WE MAKE LOVE AN YOU'RE ON MY SKIN * 500 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:55,862 * YOU ARE CHANGING ME YOU ARE CHANGING * * 501 00:39:55,862 --> 00:40:01,334 * STARS BLOOM ON A WARM SUMMER NIGHT THEY HAVE A CLEAR VIEW 502 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:08,308 WITHOUT THE BEDROOM LIGHT * * I JUST WANT A PLACE WITH YOU 503 00:40:08,308 --> 00:40:23,089 I JUST WANT A PLACE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:25,658 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE, WEAR A MASK 505 00:40:25,658 --> 00:40:25,658 STAY SAFE, WEAR A MASK STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.