1 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,326 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:30,497 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:33,667 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NICK OFFERMAN, 4 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,470 HAILEY BIEBER, MUSICAL GUEST FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST, 5 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:41,975 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,110 ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:51,251 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:51,251 --> 00:01:06,232 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME ON NOW. * 9 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:13,573 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE 10 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,442 TONIGHT SHOW!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YUP, YUP 11 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,077 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S RIGHT 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:22,882 HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY. WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED HIS 13 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:28,688 FIRST PRIME-TIME ADDRESS AND HE ANNOUNCED A NEW GOAL FOR THE COUNTRY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST 14 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,089 ANNOUNCED A NEW GOAL FOR THE COUNTRY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID. 15 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:34,127 JULY THE 4th THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU, YOUR FAMILIES AND 16 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:40,934 FRIENDS WILL BE ABLE TO GET TOGETHER IN YOUR BACKYARD OR IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND HAVE A 17 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,637 A COOK OR A BARBEQUE AND CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 18 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:48,241 BIDEN WAS LIKE A FIRST GRADE TEACHER WHO'S LIKE, "IF YOU GUYS BEHAVE THIS YEAR, WE CAN 19 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:52,112 HAVE A BIG PIZZA PARTY ON THE LAST DAY OKAY?" 20 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,782 [ APPLAUSE ] "LET'S DO IT." THIS IS CLASSIC AMERICA, WE'RE 21 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,819 SAFE ALL YEAR, AND THEN CELEBRATE BY MIXING BEER AND FIREWORKS. 22 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,588 [ LAUGHTER ] IMAGINE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THROWING DOWN ON THE 4th OF 23 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:07,360 JULY BUDWEISER IS ABOUT TO BE THE NEW BITCOIN. 24 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,097 [ LAUGHTER ] I AM VERY PREPARED TO BARBECUE ON JULY 4th. 25 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,733 FOR THE LAST YEAR, I'VE PRETTY MUCH GRABBED EVERYTHING WITH A A GIANT SET OF TONGS 26 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,336 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S EXCITED MY AUNT IS ALREADY PLANNING ALL 27 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,205 THE WEIRD STUFF SHE'S GONNA PUT IN THE POTATO SALAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:25,311 "YOU WANT RAISINS? [ LAUGHTER ] "I PUT A LITTLE COFFEE." 29 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,080 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT MYSTERY FLAVOR?" YEAH, IT'LL BE NICE TO GO OVER 30 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,084 TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FOR A A BARBECUE AND REALIZE THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'VE BEEN STEALING 31 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:38,124 YOUR AMAZON PACKAGES ALL YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "HEY THAT DOG BED 32 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,094 HAS OUR DOG'S NAME ON IT." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT IN 33 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,996 ORDER TO INCREASE THE RATE OF VACCINATIONS, MORE PEOPLE WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO ADMINISTER THE 34 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:50,437 VACCINE, INCLUDING DENTISTS, VETERINARIANS AND MEDICAL STUDENTS 35 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:54,708 ACTUALLY, I'M ALREADY BOOKED TO GET THE NEEDLE FLIPPED INTO MY ARM BY A BENIHANA CHEF 36 00:02:54,708 --> 00:03:03,383 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] GUYS, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME 37 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,885 STARTS THIS WEEKEND, A LITTLE REMINDER FOR YOU THERE AND I SAW THAT A GROUP OF 38 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:12,559 BIPARTISAN SENATORS, LED BY MARCO RUBIO, REINTRODUCED A BILL TO MAKE IT PERMANENT. 39 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:19,966 YEAH, NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST OF ISSUES AMERICANS CARE ABOUT MOST, "CLOCK STUFF." 40 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:24,971 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT THE U.S. NAVY IS 41 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:25,772 I HEARD THAT THE U.S. NAVY IS HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ONE OF ITS BOATS. 42 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:27,874 >> OFFICIALS SAY THE U.S.S. 43 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,576 CONNECTICUT, ONE OF THE MOST ELITE SUBMARINES IN THE U.S. NAVY, IS NOW INFESTED WITH 44 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:38,151 BEDBUGS. >> Jimmy: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING A MILE UNDERWATER AND 45 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:46,092 HEARING, "OKAY, SO, DON'T FREAK OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,894 I THINK IT'S A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE, BECAUSE THE BED BUGS ARE ALL THE SIZE OF LITTLE 47 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:55,435 HORSES [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:55,435 --> 00:04:01,775 THE BED BUG SITUATION IS PRETTY BRUTAL APPARENTLY, EVERYONE ON BOARD 49 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,343 WAS ITCHING LIKE IT WAS FLEET WEEK [ AUDIENCE OOHS 50 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:07,947 [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,617 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC A WHOLE YEAR 52 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:14,220 I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR THE GRAMMYS AGAIN. OH, THAT REMINDS ME, TARIQ, DID 53 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:18,825 YOU HEAR THAT THE WEEKND IS BOYCOTTING THE GRAMMYS >> Tariq: HOW CAN SATURDAY AND 54 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:25,065 SUNDAY BOYCOTT AN AWARDS SHOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I 55 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,366 MEANT. >> Tariq: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID 56 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:35,442 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> Tariq: OUR BIG PANDEMIC 57 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:39,479 FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Both: GO! 58 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,881 >> Tariq: I'M SICK OF SEEING YOU EVERY DAY! >> Jimmy: I'M SICK OF HEARING 59 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:45,085 YOU EVERY DAY! >> Tariq: I'M SICK OF LOOKING OVER THERE 60 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,921 >> Jimmy: I'M SICK OF LOOKING OVER THERE >> Tariq: I DON'T FEEL HEARD 61 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,825 >> Jimmy: I DON'T FEEL SEEN! >> Tariq: APOLOGIZE! >> Jimmy: YOU APOLOGIZE! 62 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:56,529 >> Tariq: I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS! >> Jimmy: SAYING "IF" NEGATES 63 00:04:56,529 --> 00:05:00,133 THE APOLOGY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M 64 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:05,171 SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS >> Jimmy: AND I'M SORRY FOR THE 65 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:11,044 HURTFUL THINGS I SAID. >> Tariq: THANK YOU! >> Jimmy: MY PLEASURE! 66 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,247 [ SIGHS I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER >> Tariq: YEAH, NOW WE CAN 67 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:18,351 ENJOY THE WEEKEND. >> Jimmy: BUT NOT AT THE GRAMMYS! 68 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:25,859 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * HEY, HEY, HEY OOOH * 69 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:36,069 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST - >> Tariq: WHERE AM I, MAN? 70 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:41,474 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AS I MENTIONED, THE GRAMMYS ARE THIS SUNDAY. 71 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:45,645 OH, MY GOSH, EXCITED [ APPLAUSE ] AND ALL THE BIGGEST NAMES IN 72 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,081 MUSIC WILL BE THERE. CHECK OUT THIS PROMO I SAW TODAY. 73 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:54,487 GRAMMY AWARDS. WITH SPECIAL GUESTS -- CARDI B, BAD BUNNY 74 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,090 DABABY LIL BABY BAD BABY 75 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:01,061 DA LIL BABI, BAD BABY BUNNY DA LIL BAD BABY BUNNY, 76 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:07,400 BE DA BAD BUNNY LIL BABY BABY DA BUNNY BE DA LIL BAD BABY AND DRAKE. 77 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:13,039 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. I'M EXCITED. 78 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,942 I AM [ APPLAUSE ] I'M EXCITED. 79 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,444 I'M -- >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M FREAKING OUT 80 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,513 I'M PSYCHED UP [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS 81 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,315 I SAW THAT NETFLIX IS TRYING OUT A NEW FEATURE TO CRACK DOWN ON SHARED PASSWORDS BY SENDING 82 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:29,155 USERS A VERIFICATION CODE BEFORE THEY CAN LOGIN TO AN ACCOUNT. 83 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:33,293 AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "OKAY, THEN I GUESS WE'LL JUST SHARE THE CODE." 84 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:41,735 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THIS IS BIG. NETFLIX COULD BE GETTING RID OF 85 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,903 THE LAST REMAINING LINK BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR EX FROM THREE YEARS AGO. 86 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,139 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, PEOPLE USING THEIR FRIENDS' PASSWORDS SAY THEY'RE 87 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,074 GETTING A MESSAGE ON SCREEN THAT READS, "IF YOU DON'T LIVE WITH THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT, 88 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:56,616 YOU NEED YOUR OWN ACCOUNT TO KEEP WATCHING. YEAH, THAT'S REAL. 89 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,251 MEANWHILE, IF YOU TRY TO LOG INTO PARAMOUNT PLUS, IT SAYS, "OMG 90 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:02,622 SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR PARAMOUNT PLUS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:06,760 "WHY?" >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: FINALLY, I SAW THAT 92 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,829 ACE HARDWARE IS OFFERING SOMETHING NEW TO ITS CUSTOMERS LISTEN TO THIS 93 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:19,339 HELP CUSTOMERS FIND A SITTER SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS 94 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,174 >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, LOWE'S IS KEEPING IT SIMPLE BY OFFERING LEASHES TO TIE YOUR KID TO A 95 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:27,313 A NEARBY TREE. [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS ACE'S NEW 96 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,048 [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS ACE'S NEW JINGLE 97 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,717 * ACE IS THE PLACE WITH THE HELPFUL BABY SITTE 98 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:33,053 TO WATCH YOUR KIDS WHILE YOU TRY TO BUILD * * A TREEHOUSE 99 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,422 BUT MIGHT EN GETTING DRUNK * * AND FALLING ASLEE 100 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:39,125 IN THE HAMMOCK * * [ APPLAUSE ] 101 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,394 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS BREAK IT DOWN. 102 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:54,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 103 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,744 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE VOICES A CHARACTER ON THE NEW FOX ANIMATED SERIES "THE 104 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:06,119 GREAT NORTH. NICK OFFERMAN IS HERE! [ APPLAUSE ] 105 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:10,290 PLUS, SHE JUST LAUNCHED A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL. HAILEY BIEBER IS HERE! 106 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:13,026 [ APPLAUSE ] NICK, HAILEY, AND I ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING A GAME OF TRUE 107 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:18,098 CONFESSIONS LATER IN THE SHOW. SO STICK AROUND FOR THAT AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 108 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:25,138 FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST! [ APPLAUSE ] 109 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,940 ALSO, TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL," AND WE HAVE AN 110 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:31,144 ALL-NEW THANK YOU NOTES. SO, IT'S A LOT OF SHOW, TONIGHT. 111 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:36,950 [ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT NEWS TODAY. 112 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,152 THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT STIMULUS CHECKS ARE BEING SENT OUT AS SOON AS THIS WEEKEND. 113 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:44,391 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] BUT A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE 114 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:47,627 WONDERING, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY $1,400 WELL DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE TO 115 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:53,566 HELP LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. OKAY, SO YOU START WITH $1,400 116 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:58,538 FIRST, WE SHOULD SUBTRACT SOME EXPENSES, LIKE UTILITIES THEN THERE'S ALSO GROCERIES. 117 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,742 BUT AFTER THAT, YOU'RE LEFT WITH -- I FORGOT ABOUT AUTOMATIC PAYMENTS 118 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:06,379 NETFLIX, HULU, AMAZON, HBO, DISNEY PLUS. IF YOU SIGN UP FOR ALL 119 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,184 STREAMING SERVICES, THAT'S ROUGHLY $2,000 A MONTH THEY ADD UP QUICKLY. 120 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,453 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW THAT THE VACCINE IS HERE, EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS 121 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:18,591 RESCHEDULING THEIR DESTINATION WEDDING TO CABO. [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:23,029 TACO BELL IS BRINGING BACK THE QUESALUPA. [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,632 7-ELEVEN IS ADDING FISH BITES TO THE MENU. AND IF YOU EAT ONE OF THOSE, 124 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:29,536 THAT CALLS FOR AN EMERGENCY HOSPITAL VISIT AFTER YOU GET OUT, YOU'LL 125 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:35,642 PROBABLY RE-EVALUATE YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LIFE CHOICES, SO YOU'LL BUY A GYM MEMBERSHIP 126 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:39,479 BUT YOU'LL GIVE UP AFTER A A COUPLE WEEKS AND JUST GET A PELOTON INSTEAD. 127 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:43,116 YOU'LL USE IT TWICE, MAYBE THREE TIMES, THEN JUST HANG CLOTHES ON IT. 128 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,486 YOU GO TO RETURN IT, BUT ON THE WAY YOU SPOT A JIFFY LUBE AND REMEMBER YOU NEED AN OIL 129 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:50,924 CHANGE [ LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOU'RE THERE, THE GUY 130 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,793 SAYS THAT YOUR CAR NEEDS A NEW "BRAKE BOOSTER." YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT 131 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,395 IS, BUT IT'S $150. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THAT, 132 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,732 A BAND OF HOOLIGANS STEAL THE PELOTON OUT OF YOUR CAR ALONG WITH ALL THE CASH IN YOUR 133 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,434 WALLET YOU HAVE A COUPLE BUCKS IN YOUR POCKET, SO YOU HEAD TO A NEARBY 134 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:07,574 CASINO JUST TO FEEL ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GAMBLE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE 135 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:12,178 ON BLACKJACK, AND YOU WIN $600 THE HEAD OF THE CASINO WALKS OVER AND SAYS HE LOVES YOUR 136 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:15,582 GAMBLING STYLE AND OFFERS YOU A FREE SUITE IN THE HOTEL. YOU'RE FEELING GREAT, SO YOU 137 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:19,619 BET $300,000 IN A GAME OF CRAPS. [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,223 YOU LOSE IT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE THE 139 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,592 MONEY, SO THE OWNER BRINGS YOU TO A BACKROOM AND ONE OF HIS GOONS CUTS OFF YOUR FINGER 140 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:30,497 [ LAUGHTER ] SO WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, YOU'RE LEFT WITH, DRUMROLL, 141 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:39,939 PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] -$313,537 AND NINE FINGERS 142 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:43,209 SO THERE YOU GO, HOPE THAT HELPS, EVERYBODY * 143 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:48,548 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I TAKE CARE OF 144 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,819 SOME BUSINESS, YOU KNOW, GET SOME THINGS DONE BUT THE DAY JUST COMPLETELY GOT 145 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:57,757 AWAY FROM ME I SPENT ALL DAY LOOKING FOR THE ADDRESS 34 EGG STREET. 146 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:01,261 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OH, REALLY >> Jimmy: I COMPLETELY -- I 147 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:05,565 TOTALLY FORGOT TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES SO NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D 148 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,835 LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES DURING THE SHOW 149 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,905 I WOULD WAIT TIL' THE COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT I WANT TO DO IT NOW. 150 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:23,650 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * 151 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:29,089 THANK YOU, JOE BIDEN'S PANDEMIC ADDRESS, FOR NOT STARTING WITH, "FOUR SCORE AND 70-POUNDS AGO. 152 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:38,431 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, "STIMULUS BILL," FOR 153 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:43,370 SOUNDING LIKE SOMEONE JOE BIDEN USED TO PLAY MARBLES WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL. 154 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:48,641 [ LAUGHTER ] "THE WHOLE GANG WAS THERE. STIMULUS BILL, PEPPER PETE, 155 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:55,882 RAWHIDE WAS THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: RAWHIDE. 156 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,652 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "STIMULUS CHECKS," FOR SOUNDING LIKE THE 157 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:05,792 WORLD'S FIRST CAFFEINATED BREAKFAST CEREAL [ APPLAUSE ] 158 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:11,498 * THANK YOU, GRAMMY AWARD, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR LAMP'S 159 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:25,145 WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL COUSIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 160 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,880 THANK YOU, 7-ELEVEN'S NEW FISH BITES, FOR BEING PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE SEAFOOD, BUT 161 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:36,489 WISH IT WAS SERVED FOUR FEET AWAY FROM SCRATCH-OFF TICKETS. [ APPLAUSE ] 162 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:42,395 GIVE ME TWO, THREE, FOUR OF THOSE OF GUYS. * 163 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,264 THANK YOU, PHOTO OF ADAM DRIVER AND LADY GAGA, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE WEIRD COUPLE AT A SKI 164 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:52,672 RESORT THAT INVITES YOU TO THEIR PRIVATE HOT TUB. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 165 00:12:52,672 --> 00:13:00,046 "CHAMPAGNE HERE, I'LL POUR IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 166 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:05,452 * THANK YOU, PUSH PINS, FOR BEING ACUPUNCTURE FOR MY CORK BOARD. 167 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,855 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 168 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:14,227 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, IT IS CLOSING NIGHT OF THE "TONIGHT SHOW FILM 169 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,698 FESTIVAL!" * >> Announcer: "THE TONIGHT SHOW 170 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:22,535 FILM FESTIVAL. >> Jimmy: WE'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS 171 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,337 ALL WEEK LONG WE TEAMED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO DEBUT SHORT FILMS MADE BY RISING CREATORS WITH A 172 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:29,743 A PASSION FOR FILM-MAKING. TEN FINALISTS WERE CHOSEN, AND EACH WERE GIVEN A SAMSUNG 173 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:38,685 GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE TO MAKE A NEW FILM FOR US BASED ON THE THEME "A DIFFERENT FOCUS." 174 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,087 AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN GREAT THEY'VE BEEN FUNNY THEY'VE BEEN THOUGHTFUL, 175 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,491 HEARTFELT. SO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT SENT US A FILM 176 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:50,830 [ APPLAUSE ] AND THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG FOR BEING GREAT PARTNERS 177 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,500 IT'S BEEN FUN. NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW OUR LAST FILM 178 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,504 IT WAS CREATED BY WHIT B. LAUREN SHE LIVES IN SOUTHERN 179 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,707 CALIFORNIA SHE'S BEEN CREATING FILMS EVER SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE KID, 180 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,176 ESPECIALLY, SCIENCE FICTION. OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE IN QUARANTINE, SO SHE MADE THIS WHOLE FILM IN 181 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,045 OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE IN QUARANTINE, SO SHE MADE THIS WHOLE FILM IN HER GARAGE 182 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,959 TONIGHT SHOW." IT'S TIME TO PLAY A CAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE 183 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:32,972 CONFESSIONS. * >> Jimmy: WOW. 184 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,941 MY FIRST OPPONENT IS AN AMAZING ACTOR WHOSE NEW ANIMATED SERIES "THE GREAT NORTH," AIRS SUNDAYS 185 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:44,551 AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX. PLEASE WELCOME, NICK OFFERMAN. NICK, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 186 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:48,288 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: NICK AND I WILL BE 187 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,223 FACING OFF AGAINST A TALENTED MODEL WHO JUST LAUNCHED A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL TODAY, 188 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:57,797 PLEASE WELCOME HAILEY BIEBER HAILE, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 189 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,735 I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE HERE. HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. EACH OF US HAVE TWO ENVELOPES 190 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:05,872 CONTAINING CONFESSIONS ONE IS TRUE, THE OTHER IS A LIE. 191 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,376 ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER PLAYERS WILL INTERROGATE YOU AND THEN THEY 192 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:14,214 HAVE TO COME TO A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR A LIE 193 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:22,055 NICK, YOU WILL GO FIRST. HAILEY, WHICH SHOULD HE OPEN, NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO 194 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:28,228 >> NUMBER TWO. >> Jimmy: I AGREE. >> NUMBER TWO. 195 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:33,133 IN A TOKYO - [ LAUGHTER ] WHO WROTE THESE? 196 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,801 IN A TOKYO HOTEL LOBBY I ONCE OFFERED MY SERVICES TO A MIDDLE AGED BUSINESSMAN AS 197 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:46,513 A PROSTITUTE >> Jimmy: WHAT WAIT, ALL RIGHT WHAT YEAR WAS 198 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:55,121 THIS >> 1991. >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU IN 199 00:15:55,121 --> 00:16:01,895 TOKYO? >> I WAS TOURING A KABUKI THEATER SHOW AROUND JAPAN. 200 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,598 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE IN THE KABUKI THEATER >> I WAS, I WAS CAST AS SOLDIER 201 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:17,744 NUMBER THREE >> IT'S SO OUTLANDISH THAT I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE TRUE 202 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:22,449 >> THERE WAS A LANGUAGE SITUATION THAT MAYBE CREATED A A BIT OF A SNAFU 203 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:27,687 >> AHH >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S TRUE, BUT 204 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:33,493 I DON'T KNOW I THINK HONESTLY THAT NOW MAKES ME THINK THAT IT ACTUALLY DID 205 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:38,365 HAPPEN HAILEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THAT'S -- WHAT I WAS SAYING 206 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:42,869 BEFORE IS IT SOUNDS SO OUTLANDISH THAT PERHAPS IT IS TRUE 207 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,940 >> YOU ARE CORRECT, THAT ACTUALLY DID OCCUR [ DING ] 208 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,076 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE 209 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,812 SAYING >> WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? >> MY TWO FRIENDS AND I WERE 210 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,647 HAVING BREAKFAST IN THIS HOTEL LOBBY AND THEY WERE ALSO IN THE SHOW, AND THIS OLDER GENTLEMAN 211 00:16:54,647 --> 00:17:02,889 CAME OVER AND HE WAS VERY INTERESTED TO MEET US. AND WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE 212 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,624 CONVERSATION AND HE WAS OFFERING US CIGARETTES AND WE WERE SMOKERS THEN, SO WE TOOK 213 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:13,033 THEM AND WE KEPT SAYING WE'RE IN THE KABUKI SHOW, AND HIS EYES WOULD 214 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:17,370 LIGHT UP WHAT HAPPENED WAS, KABUKI IS THE THEATER STYLE BUT IT IS 215 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:26,713 ALSO SLANG FOR PROSTITUTES SO WE WERE SAYING TO THIS GUY, "WE'RE IN A THEATER SHOW" AND 216 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:35,822 WHAT HE WAS HEARING WAS "HELLO WE'RE AMERICAN HOOKERS >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW MY TURN, 217 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:40,627 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO DO YOU CARE? 218 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:51,871 >> I'LL GO NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT YOU PROPOSITIONED TO THE GUY 219 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,909 HERE WE GO ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY DINED AND DASHED WITH ALEC BALDWIN 220 00:17:55,909 --> 00:18:03,583 BECAUSE WE EACH THOUGHT THE OTHER PERSON PAID THE BILL YOU KNOW HIM 221 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:09,456 QUESTIONS? >> DOESN'T SEEM IMPOSSIBLE TO ME 222 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:14,227 BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, WHERE WERE YOU DINING? >> IT WAS PIERRE'S, WHICH IS A 223 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,665 A FRENCH BISTRO IN EAST HAMPTON. >> OH, YOU'RE GOOD 224 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:24,871 THAT'S A GOOD DETAIL >> HAILEY, YOU KNOW THIS TURF, I PRESUME. 225 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:29,576 >> UH-HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE A SIXTH SENSE BECAUSE THIS IS 226 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:35,048 SOMEONE I'M RELATED TO HMM. I'M GOING TO SAY THAT I THINK 227 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:41,621 THAT THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE. >> I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S TRUE. >> Jimmy: IT'S FALSE 228 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:46,092 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST ACTING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY 229 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,696 LIFE I HAVE BEEN TO DINNER WITH ALEC BUT, NO, WE NEVER DINED AND 230 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,834 DASHED AT PIERRE'S I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP. >> YOU SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 231 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,071 >> Jimmy: I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP >> WOW, YOU ARE DIABOLICAL 232 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,073 >> Jimmy: NEVER, EVER, EVER HAPPENED YES! 233 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:05,545 THAT'S THE GREATEST ACTING I SHOULD GET BACK INTO MOVIES. >> I'M IMPRESSED 234 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,581 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. HAILEY, IT IS NOW YOUR TURN. NICK, WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE 235 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:14,821 OPEN NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO >> I WILL GO WITH NUMBER TWO, 236 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:20,427 PLEASE >> NUMBER TWO, OKAY. NUMBER TWO SAYS, ONE TIME I GOT 237 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:34,174 LOST ON A JET SKI AND WAS CHASED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A THINKER 238 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:38,144 IT'S A BRAIN BENDER ONLY BECAUSE -- I'M JUST NOT SEEING THE WILD 239 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:43,516 DOGS ON THE WATER CHASING YOU. AND THEY HAVE TO BE RUNNING PRETTY FAST TO BE CHASING YOU 240 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:50,256 ON A JET SKI, WOULDN'T YOU SAY, NICK >> WELL, UNLESS -- ARE THE WILD 241 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:59,766 DOGS THE NAME OF A GANG? >> Jimmy: LIKE A JET SKI GANG? >> IN THE HAMPTON AREA, 242 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:05,238 PERHAPS? >> Jimmy: THE WILD DOGS, YEAH, THEY'RE A FAMOUS JET SKI GANG. 243 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:10,143 THEY'RE LIKE A LAKE GANG >> NO, WE'RE TALKING REAL, LIVE WILD DOGS. 244 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:18,084 >> WAS IT NIGHT OR DAY >> IT WAS DAYTIME. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T JET SKI AT 245 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,287 NIGHTTIME. >> JET SKIING AT NIGHT SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 246 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:26,993 >> I'M NOT A BIG JET SKI ENTHUSIAST I APOLOGIZE. 247 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:33,667 DID YOU SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER? >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY. WAIT A SECOND. 248 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:39,239 >> WELL, I'M HERE. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET TO LAND 249 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:45,578 I'M ASSUMING THEY CHASED YOU AROUND THE BEACH >> WE WERE ACTUALLY DOING 250 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,514 A LITTLE BOAT EXCURSION, AND WE HAD TAKEN THE JET SKIS OFF THE BOAT TO EXPLORE AND WE ENDED UP 251 00:20:47,514 --> 00:21:01,061 JUST BARELY MAKING IT BACK AFTER A FEW OF THE JET SKIS HAD DIED 252 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:06,232 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS TRUE NICK 253 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:13,873 BECAUSE I WAS A MODEL MYSELF AND WHEN YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL YOU DO -- YOU PARTY. 254 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:21,648 >> JIMMY, DID I HEAR CORRECTLY, ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO TELL ME WHAT MODELS DO 255 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:27,754 AS THOUGH I'M NOT A VERY - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT 256 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:32,726 THAT IS NOT -- NO NO, I WOULD NEVER -- SORRY TO INSULT YOU. 257 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:37,364 I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME SO - 258 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,265 >> LISTEN, MAYBE, I GUESS, I'M EITHER GULLIBLE OR YOU GUYS ARE VERY TALENTED BECAUSE I'M ALSO 259 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:49,743 LEANING TOWARDS BELIEVING THIS STORY. AND ALSO I'M JUST GOING TO TEXT 260 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,478 MY BUSINESS MANAGER REAL QUICK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO INVENT A JET SKI WITH A HEADLIGHT 261 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:57,617 AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT THE POINT 262 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:02,756 OF ALL OF THIS [ BLEEP ]GETTING CHASED BY WILD DOGS ON A JET SKI. 263 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:07,127 WHICH IS, HONESTLY, THAT IS AN INSANE STORY I'M GOING TO SAY IT SOUNDS SO 264 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:12,699 BIZARRE THAT IT'S TRUE >> I AGREE, WE SAY TRUE. >> YOU GUYS ARE CORRECT. 265 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:17,404 THAT IS A TRUE STORY * >> MY THANKS TO NICK OFFERMAN, 266 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,674 HAILEY BIEBER. THAT WAS "TRUE CONFESSIONS." WE'RE TALKING MORE TO NICK 267 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:27,347 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, YOU GUYS THANK YOU, GUYS. 268 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:44,831 >> THANK YOU, THAT WAS SO FUN. * >>Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT 269 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:48,234 IS A VERY FUNNY AND TALENTED ACTOR WHO VOICES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN NEW ANIMATED 270 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:54,341 SERIES, "THE GREAT NORTH" WHICH YOU CAN SEE SUNDAYS AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX 271 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:59,713 HERE'S NICK OFFERMAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY 272 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,416 NICK >> HELLO, THE -- HANG ON LET'S LET THE APPLAUSE DIE 273 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:10,290 DOWN ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'LL PUT IT IN POST 274 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:13,393 NICK, IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU. LAST TIME WE TALKED ON OUR SHOW, YOU WERE ON THE SET OF 275 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:22,569 "MAKING IT", YOUR REALITY SHOW WHICH WILL BE BACK ON NBC IN JUNE 276 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:27,073 SINCE THEN, YOU'VE ALSO FILMED THIS SERIES FOR NETFLIX WITH AVA DUVERNAY 277 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,443 YOU'RE A BUSY, BUSY MAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WORKING BACK ON SHOWS AGAIN 278 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,781 >> IT'S INCREDIBLE BUT HERE'S THE THING YOU KNOW, WE HAVE BEEN IN THIS 279 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:41,121 PANDEMIC FOR A YEAR, AND WE'RE ALL SORT OF LOCKED DOWN AND SEQUESTERED IN OUR HOMES 280 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:45,291 AND SO TO GET TO GO TO WORK AND SHOOT, YOU KNOW, AN EIGHT-EPISODE SEASON OF 281 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,093 SOMETHING AND LOOK AT A CREW OF 200 PEOPLE ALL WEARING MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND GETTING 282 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:58,838 TESTED EVERY DAY, WHICH ALLOWS US TO WORK AND FOR A COUPLE MONTHS AT A 283 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,640 A TIME, AND GET THIS WORK DONE, PAY OUR RENT AND FEED OUR FAMILIES, I'M JUST FILLED WITH 284 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,409 SUCH GRATITUDE TOWARD THE PEOPLE THAT ARE BEHAVING LIKE GROWN UPS AND SAYING OKAY, THIS 285 00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:15,255 IS LIKE -- THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE, WE HAVE TO WEAR THIS STUFF, BUT IF 286 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:17,057 WE DO, WE CAN GO TO OUR JOBS AND WE CAN BE SAFE AND WE CAN, YOU KNOW, HELP STOP THE SPREAD 287 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:23,697 OF THIS VIRUS. >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE AND IT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S AMAZING. 288 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:30,637 FOR EVERYONE HERE AS WELL. BUT IT'S ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT, TOO. 289 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:33,506 TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE WHILE WE'RE GOING THROUGH THIS STUFF, SO, YEAH, PROPS TO EVERYONE THAT 290 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:38,411 PUTS THE WORK IN FOR ANY OF THIS - ENTERTAINMENT. 291 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:42,782 I WANTED TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION I WAS GOING TO E-MAIL YOU, BUT 292 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:47,253 I THINK YOU MUST HAVE CHANGED YOUR E-MAIL OR NEVER GIVEN IT TO ME. 293 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,989 BUT A FEW MONTHS AGO IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT BREAK DANCING WOULD BECOME AN OLYMPIC SPORT 294 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:58,965 IN 2024. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU USED TO BE A BREAK DANCER, 295 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,533 WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU SAW THIS >> WELL, I MEAN, AS, YOU KNOW, 296 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:06,506 AN ACTIVIST, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO STRONG OF A WORD. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN DEVOTED 297 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:11,344 TO SEEING THIS HAPPEN. YOU KNOW, TO SEE BREAK DANCING RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNATIONAL 298 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:18,651 WORLD SPORT. A WORLD CLASS SPORT. BREAK DANCERS ARE CLEARLY THE 299 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:23,556 GREATEST ATHLETES ON THE PLANET AND SO TO SEE MY WORK PAY OFF. 300 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:28,194 THE WORK OF ME AND MY COUSIN, TIKTOK AND FLIP FLOP - >> Jimmy: YEAH -- I WAS GONNA 301 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:33,833 ASK -- TIKTOK AND -- WHICH ONE WAS TIKTOK AND WHO WAS FLIP FLOP 302 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,469 >> HILARIOUS, AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW MY COUSIN WHO WAS AMAZING AT 303 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:40,373 DOING FLIPS, SO HE WAS FLIP-FLOP, AND I WAS THE POPPER AND LOCKER SO I WAS TIKTOK, 304 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,075 AND, YOU KNOW, I MEAN -- THAT'S -- THAT WAS WHAT OUR -- THE DECADES OF OUR YOUTH WERE 305 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:54,921 ALL ABOUT. SEEING BREAK DANCING BECOME AN OLYMPIC EVENT. 306 00:25:54,921 --> 00:26:00,727 SO, THIS WAS A BIG DAY IN MY HOUSE AND NOW WE CAN, YOU KNOW, NOW WE CAN FOCUS ON OTHER WORLD 307 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:05,031 PROBLEMS HUNGER AND CLEAN WATER AND STUFF. 308 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:14,040 >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU BREAK DANCE -- DID YOU EVER COMPETE 309 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,344 THAT WAS THE FUNNIES JOKE YOU'VE LAUGHED AT? OUT OF ALL OF MY JOKES 310 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:23,350 >> YEAH. I -- I DID COMPETE, JIMMY, AT THE SHANAHAN'S SKATING RINK. 311 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:29,489 TWO TIMES, WE COMPETED AND ONE OF THE TIMES, WE GOT THIRD PLACE. 312 00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:39,666 SO, YEAH, YOU COULD SAY THAT I'M A LAUDED BREAK DANCER. I'M A DECORATED BREAK DANCER 313 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:42,369 >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 314 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:49,376 "THE GREAT NORTH." THIS IS FROM THE CREATORS OF "BOB'S BURGERS." 315 00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:54,381 THEY CHOSE THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE ROLE I DO LOVE YOUR VOICE 316 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:56,216 THERE IS A CHARACTER NAMED BEEF WHO DOESN'T NECESSARILY LOOK LIKE YOU, BUT HE ALSO DOES NOT 317 00:26:56,216 --> 00:27:05,358 NOT LOOK LIKE YOU. HERE IS A PHOTO OF BEEF. >> I FEEL IT 318 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:09,696 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW MUCH INPUT DID YOU HAVE IN CREATING THIS CHARACTER? 319 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:16,903 >> WELL NO -- ZERO DIRECT INPUT, BUT I HAVE KNOWN THE CREATORS FOR A LONG TIME 320 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,539 WENDY AND LIZZIE MOLYNEUX ARE TWO SISTERS WHO WRITE FOR "BOB'S BURGERS" AND WENDY'S 321 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:26,046 HUSBAND, JEFF DRAKE IS ALSO VERY FUNNY AND MEGAN ACTUALLY MET THEM 322 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:32,318 YOU PROBABLY MET THEM AND DIDN'T KNOW IT A LONG TIME AGO, THEY USED TO 323 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,321 WRITE PROMOS FOR NBC AND SO MEGAN MET THEM AND SHE HAD A TALK SHOW ON NBC FOR 324 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:42,362 AWHILE AGO AND SO SHE HIRED THEM TO WRITE ON HER TALK SHOW AND WE STARTED 325 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:52,639 SCREWING AROUND TOGETHER AND SO, YOU KNOW, BY THAT YOU CAN DEDUCE THAT MEGAN AND I ARE 326 00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:58,445 RESPONSIBLE FOR "BOB'S BURGERS", AND "THE SIMPSONS", AND REALLY ALL FOX ANIMATION 327 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:07,087 YOU CAN TRACE IT BACK TO US. >> Jimmy: THE CHARACTER BEEF IS THE CAPTAIN OF A FISHING BOAT 328 00:28:07,087 --> 00:28:13,660 IN ALASKA. IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. DO YOU FISH? 329 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:19,332 I'M ASSUMING YOU FISH. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHASED BY WILD DOGS WHILE FISHING? 330 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:27,540 >> I NEVER HAD, THERE IS A LOT OF WILD LIFE >> Jimmy: TIMBERWOLVES 331 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:36,483 >> THERE ARE WOLFS AND BEARS AROUND, BUT THEY KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH MY FAMILY. 332 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:44,758 MY SISTERS ARE A LIBRARIAN AND A SCHOOL TEACHER ESPECIALLY WHEN I GO TO 333 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:49,095 NATIONAL PARKS WITH BEARS I BRING MY SISTERS THEY SEE THE BEARS APPROACH 334 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:59,673 FROM A DISTANCE AND THE BEARS SEE THE OFFERMAN GIRLS AND RUN THE OTHER WAY. 335 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:08,314 >> I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A A CLIP, HERE IS "THE GREAT NORTH" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 336 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:12,786 >> DAD, YOU COULD HAVE DIED OR RIPPED THE BANNER. >> WHAT IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT 337 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:16,589 >> BRIAN CALLED AND HE IS COMING UP FROM ANCHORAGE TO HAVE DINNER WITH A CLIENT. 338 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:20,927 >> BRIAN IS COMING, SICK >> IT IS SICK. I'M SURE HE CAN'T WAIT TO HANG 339 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:30,804 OUT WITH ME AND DO ALL OF OUR OLD FAVORITE ACTIVITIES LIKE FISHING, AND THEN TALKING ABOUT 340 00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:42,615 HOW FISHING WENT >> Jimmy: IT AIRS SUNDAYS AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX 341 00:29:42,615 --> 00:30:05,205 HAILEY BIEBER WILL JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 342 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:07,007 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MODELS ON THE PLANET AND SHE JUST LAUNCHED A 343 00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:12,812 A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT YOU CAN CHECK OUT STARTING TODAY. 344 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:20,153 HERE IS OUR PAL, HAILEY BIEBER HAILEY, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 345 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:24,891 YOU WERE ON HERE LAST YEAR PROBABLY RIGHT BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN, I THINK WAS THE LAST 346 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:30,330 TIME WE TALKED AND YOU AND JUSTIN HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS OR 347 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,132 TWO-AND-A-HALF YEARS, WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS THAT YOU HAVE SPENT HALF OF YOUR MARRIAGE SO 348 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:40,373 FAR IN QUARANTINE. >> YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS 349 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,342 >> Jimmy: ACCORDING TO SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT I SAW, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF GAMING 350 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:46,813 GOING ON >> THERE'S A LOT OF GAMING GOING ON 351 00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:51,951 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR JAM AS FAR AS GAMES GO AND DOES IT GET COMPETITIVE? 352 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:56,322 >> JUSTIN IS A VERY COMPETITIVE PERSON, JUST IN GENERAL. I GUESS I AM PRETTY COMPETITIVE 353 00:30:56,322 --> 00:31:02,562 TOO, BUT THE BIGGEST THING THAT WAS GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE WAS A LOT OF UNO 354 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:06,700 A LOT OF BANANAGRAMS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, I THINK I'M THE UNO CHAMPION BUT THAT 355 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:10,637 IS SELF PROCLAIMED, SO WHATEVER >> Jimmy: WOW. 356 00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:15,075 >> BUT YEAH, LOTS OF UNO, LOTS OF BANANAGRAMS, I LOVE THAT GAME 357 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:18,111 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE YOU PUT 358 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:22,582 THE TILES AND YOU SPELL WORDS, AND IT'S A RACE ALMOST >> YEAH. 359 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:25,518 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GAME >> SAME. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S IN A LITTLE 360 00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:29,222 ZIPPER IN A BANANA >> UH-HUH, THEY ALSO HAVE ONE TOO CALLED WORDAMELON THAT'S 361 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:35,495 REALLY FUN FROM THE SAME PEOPLE >> Jimmy: REALLY 362 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:39,632 >> YEAH YOU'VE GOT TO GET INTO WORDAMELON >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST NAME 363 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:43,136 FOR IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME I LOVE THAT. 364 00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:49,376 >> IT'S SO FUN >> Jimmy: I ALSO HEAR HEARD YOU WERE PLAYING CHESS 365 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:53,646 >> YEAH, JUSTIN IS REALLY GOOD AT CHESS, AND HE HAS PLAYED CHESS SINCE HE WAS A KID 366 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:58,318 AND HE WAS TRYING TO -- THIS WAS ALSO PRE "QUEENS GAMBIT" BY THE WAY. 367 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:03,123 HE WAS TRYING TO TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY CHESS AND HE WOULD WIN EVERY TIME 368 00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:05,825 SO FAR I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO BEAT HIM YET. I WAS A NEW LEARNER AND I WAS 369 00:32:05,825 --> 00:32:10,096 LEARNING AS I GO I THINK, LOW KEY, I THINK HE JUST LIKED IT BECAUSE HE KNEW 370 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:15,268 HE WAS GOING TO WIN EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: LET'S DO ONE MORE PRACTICE AND HE JUST LOVED 371 00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:19,205 WINNING. I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM AND ALL OF THE SOCIALS, BUT YOU'VE 372 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:22,609 BEEN DOING A VERY COOL THING YOU HAVE BEEN HANDING OVER YOUR INSTAGRAM AND HAVING SOCIAL 373 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:28,448 ACTIVISTS AND ORGANIZATIONS TAKE IT OVER WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO 374 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,150 THAT I THINK IT'S GREAT >> MY POINT BEHIND IT WAS I 375 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,818 WANTED TO REACH OUT TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, AND IF THEY WERE INTERESTED THEN JUST HAND 376 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:41,494 OVER THE INSTAGRAM AND LET THEM TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THEY WERE PASSIONATE ABOUT 377 00:32:41,494 --> 00:32:43,897 I WANTED IT TO BE AN EDUCATIONAL THING NOT ONLY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME BUT I 378 00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:47,500 WANTED TO LEARN ALONG WITH THEM AND I HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRED AND 379 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:53,340 LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THESE INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. IT IS SOMETHING THAT I'M GOING 380 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,143 TO DEFINITELY CONTINUE DOING >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME OTHER EXCITING NEWS 381 00:32:57,143 --> 00:33:02,916 TODAY WAS A HUGE DAY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 382 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:08,188 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE DOCU-SERIES YOU DID? 383 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:11,658 >> WHEN "SEASONS" WAS COMING OUT I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IT 384 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:19,666 I FELT LIKE I NEVER ALLOWED ANYBODY INTO MY WORLD IN THAT WAY. 385 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:22,702 I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF MY SPACE AND PROTECTIVE OF MY FAMILY AND THE PEOPLE I LOVE AND CARE 386 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:28,241 ABOUT. IT WAS ON THE MORE UNCOMFORTABLE TIME FOR ME AND 387 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:29,876 WHAT HAPPENED FOR ME WITH SEASONS IS AFTER THE WHOLE THING CAME OUT THE FEEDBACK 388 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,711 THAT I GOT FROM PEOPLE NOT ONLY JUST FRIENDS AND FAMILY BUT JUST RANDOM PEOPLE COMING UP TO 389 00:33:31,711 --> 00:33:33,413 ME SAING HEY, I SAW YOU ON "SEASONS" AND I WAS REALLY SURPRISED, OR I REALLY ENJOYED 390 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:39,753 IT, AND IT WAS SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU IN THAT WAY IT GAVE ME A CONFIDENCE AND PUT 391 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:52,899 ME MORE IN A SPACE OF FEELING LIKE I WAS READY TO OPEN UP AS HAILEY MORE TO PEOPLE. 392 00:33:52,899 --> 00:34:06,546 AND ANOTHER PART IS THEY CAN'T TWIST WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY FROM YOUTUBE 393 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,816 IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FROM MY MOUTH AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I BATTLED WITH A LOT 394 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:11,751 PEOPLE TRYING TO TWIST MY WORDS OR THE MEDIA TAKING SOMETHING THAT I SAID OR CREATING THEIR 395 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:19,192 OWN NARRATIVES WHERE IF I CONTROL IT THAT MEANS THAT NO ONE CAN TRY TO 396 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:25,899 TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'RE HEARING IT FROM ME, I CAN CLEAR UP WHAT I WANT TO. 397 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:28,668 THAT GIVES ME A LOT OF FREEDOM IN A WAY >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF VIDEOS 398 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:35,508 WILL YOU BE MAKING >> A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS WE STARTED A SHOW ON THERE 399 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:41,247 CALLED "WHO'S IN MY BATHROOM" WHICH IS FUNNY I'LL HAVE DIFFERENT GUESTS COME 400 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:49,222 ON AND SIT DOWN AND CHAT AND DO WEIRD CORKY THINGS THE FIRST EPISODE TODAY IS WITH 401 00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:55,862 KENDALL JENNER WE MADE MACARONI AND CHEESE AND WE PLAYED "NEVER HAVE I EVER" 402 00:34:55,862 --> 00:35:04,738 AND DRANK TEQUILA. >> Jimmy: SOLD I'M IN 403 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:06,306 >> IT'S VERY FUN AND LIGHT HEARTED AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS WHERE WE HAVE 404 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:14,047 CONVERSATIONS WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT. 405 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:17,951 SO WE WILL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A PSYCHIATRIST NAMED DR JESSICA CLEMENS AND WE TALK 406 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:22,722 ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA AND MENTAL HEALTH I WANTED A RANGE OF DIFFERENT 407 00:35:22,722 --> 00:35:26,760 THINGS THAT JUST HAVE TO DO WITH ME, THAT ARE FUN TO ME, AND JUST LET PEOPLE IN A LITTLE 408 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:33,266 MORE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. YOU BROUGHT US A CLIP FROM ONE 409 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:39,539 OF THE VIDEOS, HERE IS HAILEY AND KENDALL PLAYING A ROUND OF "NEVER HAVE I EVER." 410 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:53,453 >> OKAY, NEXT QUESTION >> CHEERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:35:53,453 --> 00:36:01,628 * >> I'M SORRY LET'S TAKE THAT AGAIN. 412 00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:09,936 OKAY, WAIT WAIT WE GOT CONFUSED. 413 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:13,540 WE HAVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT. NOTHING OF THAT SORT >> Jimmy: HAILEY BIEBER, ALWAYS 414 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:15,508 GOOD TO SEE YOU. CHECK OUT HER NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT IS OFFICIALLY UP 415 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:18,478 RIGHT NOW. WE'LL COME BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM FREDDIE 416 00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:38,231 GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST. STICK AROUND * 417 00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:43,903 >> Jimmy: THEIR JOINT ALBUM "ALFREDO" IS NOMINATED FOR A A GRAMMY FOR BEST RAP ALBUM. 418 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:47,273 PERFORMING "SCOTTIE BEAM," HERE'S FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST. 419 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:50,744 HERE'S FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:36:51,277 --> 00:37:12,198 * * 421 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:17,037 >> YOU KNOW LADIES, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO THE SIZZLER, BUT HERE'S THE THING 422 00:37:17,037 --> 00:37:22,609 B.K. TRAIN YOU DIGG WHAT I'M SAYING * 423 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:34,854 >> YEAH. BIG REP YEAH YEAH. * THE REVOLUTIO 424 00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:39,225 IS THE GENOCID MY EXECUTION MIGHT BE TELEVISED * 425 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,961 * DON'T CROSS M LIKE ISIAH THAT BE ILL-ADVISE 426 00:37:41,961 --> 00:37:45,231 DARK HORSE * * RAP BLACK SHEEP THEY GOT ME VILIFIED 427 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:48,835 CASTRATIN' PLAYAS IN THEY FEELINGS ON IG * * WILL NEVER LET THIS 428 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:52,772 INDUSTRY DEMASCULINIZE M I DO MURDER BAREFACE DON'T NEED NO MASK * 429 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:56,142 * TO DISGUISE M THREW MY FN IN THE STASH I THINK THE CRACKER' 430 00:37:56,142 --> 00:37:59,746 BEHIND ME DAMN * * HE PULLED ME OVER I ASKED HI 431 00:37:59,746 --> 00:38:02,015 YO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM SIR * * I SWERVED TO DUCK 432 00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:03,917 THE POTHOLES MAN I HAD NO OPTION SI JUST LET ME GO * 433 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:07,187 * 'CAUSE MY LICENSE INSURANCE PROPER SIR I'D HATE TO BE 434 00:38:07,187 --> 00:38:10,023 ON THE RUN FOR * * SMOKIN' AN OFFICE WE WERE BUSTIN' AT POLIC 435 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:13,426 BEFORE QUEEN AND SLI THAT'S ON FN * * LET OFF FIFTY SHOTS T 436 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:16,162 THE SQUAD CAR AN GET IN THE WIN TOLD THE GARY POLICE * 437 00:38:16,162 --> 00:38:19,099 * IN '05 THAT I GOT MORE THAN THEM GET THE FEDS I 438 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:23,169 YOU WANT A WAR * * AND THEY HAD TO SENT THEM IN 439 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:25,338 YEAH THE REVOLUTIO IS THE GENOCIDE * * MY EXECUTIO 440 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:28,608 MIGHT BE TELEVISED CROSS PLAYAS LIK BUBBA CHUCK * 441 00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:31,911 * I NEVER GAVE HOOK SHOT UP LIKE KAREEM BUT 442 00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:35,281 NEVER LEAVE THE BUCKS * * SICK WITH THE ACT ME AND JAC 443 00:38:35,281 --> 00:38:37,917 POURIN' THREE LITERS U IT HURT TO SAY I MISS YOU * * THE REAL ONES 444 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:41,221 ALWAYS BE LEAVIN' US CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMEN MOST FOLDIN' * 445 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:44,157 * OR FREEZIN' U SOMETIMES IT BE YOUR OWN DAMN HOMIE 446 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:48,328 JUDAS SET JESUS UP * * YEAH THE REVOLUTION IS THIS GENOCIDE 447 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:51,464 MADE A SEX TAP WITH YOUR * * THAT TELEVISE 448 00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:54,401 THUG WITH SOME EXOTIC DREAM EROTIC DREAMS * 449 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,836 * HITTIN' HELLA BUT I REALLY WAN ME A SCOTTIE BEA 450 00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:59,673 IT WAS DIFFERENT * * WHEN MIKE LEFT AN IT WAS SCOTTIE TEA 451 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:03,476 EX WON'T TAKE ME BAC WITHOUT ME THE * * WOULDN'T HAVE GOT A RIN 452 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:06,346 YEAH THE REVOLUTIO IS THE GENOCID TELL THAT GIRL * 453 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,282 * SHE DON'T KNOW NAN' TRICK DADD SLIP-N-SLIDE * 454 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:14,554 >> YEAH. BIG JIMMY. BIG RABBIT 455 00:39:14,554 --> 00:39:19,559 YEAH BIG AL YES, SIR 456 00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:46,786 * * YES MAN * * 457 00:39:46,786 --> 00:39:49,422 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE 458 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,925 ALCHEMIST. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 459 00:39:51,925 --> 00:40:11,244 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 460 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:13,980 WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. WEAR A MASK. 461 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,616 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY