>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NICK OFFERMAN,
HAILEY BIEBER, MUSICAL GUEST FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME ON NOW. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YUP, YUP
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S RIGHT
HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY. WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED HIS
FIRST PRIME-TIME ADDRESS AND HE ANNOUNCED A NEW GOAL FOR THE COUNTRY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST
COVID.
JULY THE 4th THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU, YOUR FAMILIES AND
FRIENDS WILL BE ABLE TO GET TOGETHER IN YOUR BACKYARD OR IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND HAVE A
A COOK OR A BARBEQUE AND CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
BIDEN WAS LIKE A FIRST GRADE TEACHER WHO'S LIKE, "IF YOU GUYS BEHAVE THIS YEAR, WE CAN
HAVE A BIG PIZZA PARTY ON THE LAST DAY OKAY?"
[ APPLAUSE ] "LET'S DO IT." THIS IS CLASSIC AMERICA, WE'RE
SAFE ALL YEAR, AND THEN CELEBRATE BY MIXING BEER AND FIREWORKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IMAGINE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THROWING DOWN ON THE 4th OF
JULY BUDWEISER IS ABOUT TO BE THE NEW BITCOIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I AM VERY PREPARED TO BARBECUE ON JULY 4th.
FOR THE LAST YEAR, I'VE PRETTY MUCH GRABBED EVERYTHING WITH A A GIANT SET OF TONGS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S EXCITED MY AUNT IS ALREADY PLANNING ALL
THE WEIRD STUFF SHE'S GONNA PUT IN THE POTATO SALAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOU WANT RAISINS? [ LAUGHTER ] "I PUT A LITTLE COFFEE."
EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT MYSTERY FLAVOR?" YEAH, IT'LL BE NICE TO GO OVER
TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FOR A A BARBECUE AND REALIZE THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'VE BEEN STEALING
YOUR AMAZON PACKAGES ALL YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "HEY THAT DOG BED
HAS OUR DOG'S NAME ON IT." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT IN
ORDER TO INCREASE THE RATE OF VACCINATIONS, MORE PEOPLE WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO ADMINISTER THE
VACCINE, INCLUDING DENTISTS, VETERINARIANS AND MEDICAL STUDENTS
ACTUALLY, I'M ALREADY BOOKED TO GET THE NEEDLE FLIPPED INTO MY ARM BY A BENIHANA CHEF
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] GUYS, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
STARTS THIS WEEKEND, A LITTLE REMINDER FOR YOU THERE AND I SAW THAT A GROUP OF
BIPARTISAN SENATORS, LED BY MARCO RUBIO, REINTRODUCED A BILL TO MAKE IT PERMANENT.
YEAH, NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST OF ISSUES AMERICANS CARE ABOUT MOST, "CLOCK STUFF."
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT THE U.S. NAVY IS
HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ONE OF ITS BOATS.
>> OFFICIALS SAY THE U.S.S.
CONNECTICUT, ONE OF THE MOST ELITE SUBMARINES IN THE U.S. NAVY, IS NOW INFESTED WITH
BEDBUGS. >> Jimmy: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING A MILE UNDERWATER AND
HEARING, "OKAY, SO, DON'T FREAK OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK IT'S A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE, BECAUSE THE BED BUGS ARE ALL THE SIZE OF LITTLE
HORSES [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ]
THE BED BUG SITUATION IS PRETTY BRUTAL APPARENTLY, EVERYONE ON BOARD
WAS ITCHING LIKE IT WAS FLEET WEEK [ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC A WHOLE YEAR
I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR THE GRAMMYS AGAIN. OH, THAT REMINDS ME, TARIQ, DID
YOU HEAR THAT THE WEEKND IS BOYCOTTING THE GRAMMYS >> Tariq: HOW CAN SATURDAY AND
SUNDAY BOYCOTT AN AWARDS SHOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEANT. >> Tariq: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> Tariq: OUR BIG PANDEMIC
FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Both: GO!
>> Tariq: I'M SICK OF SEEING YOU EVERY DAY! >> Jimmy: I'M SICK OF HEARING
YOU EVERY DAY! >> Tariq: I'M SICK OF LOOKING OVER THERE
>> Jimmy: I'M SICK OF LOOKING OVER THERE >> Tariq: I DON'T FEEL HEARD
>> Jimmy: I DON'T FEEL SEEN! >> Tariq: APOLOGIZE! >> Jimmy: YOU APOLOGIZE!
>> Tariq: I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS! >> Jimmy: SAYING "IF" NEGATES
THE APOLOGY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M
SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS >> Jimmy: AND I'M SORRY FOR THE
HURTFUL THINGS I SAID. >> Tariq: THANK YOU! >> Jimmy: MY PLEASURE!
[ SIGHS I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER >> Tariq: YEAH, NOW WE CAN
ENJOY THE WEEKEND. >> Jimmy: BUT NOT AT THE GRAMMYS!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * HEY, HEY, HEY OOOH *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST - >> Tariq: WHERE AM I, MAN?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AS I MENTIONED, THE GRAMMYS ARE THIS SUNDAY.
OH, MY GOSH, EXCITED [ APPLAUSE ] AND ALL THE BIGGEST NAMES IN
MUSIC WILL BE THERE. CHECK OUT THIS PROMO I SAW TODAY.
GRAMMY AWARDS. WITH SPECIAL GUESTS -- CARDI B, BAD BUNNY
DABABY LIL BABY BAD BABY
DA LIL BABI, BAD BABY BUNNY DA LIL BAD BABY BUNNY,
BE DA BAD BUNNY LIL BABY BABY DA BUNNY BE DA LIL BAD BABY AND DRAKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. I'M EXCITED.
I AM [ APPLAUSE ] I'M EXCITED.
I'M -- >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M FREAKING OUT
I'M PSYCHED UP [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
I SAW THAT NETFLIX IS TRYING OUT A NEW FEATURE TO CRACK DOWN ON SHARED PASSWORDS BY SENDING
USERS A VERIFICATION CODE BEFORE THEY CAN LOGIN TO AN ACCOUNT.
AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "OKAY, THEN I GUESS WE'LL JUST SHARE THE CODE."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THIS IS BIG. NETFLIX COULD BE GETTING RID OF
THE LAST REMAINING LINK BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR EX FROM THREE YEARS AGO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, PEOPLE USING THEIR FRIENDS' PASSWORDS SAY THEY'RE
GETTING A MESSAGE ON SCREEN THAT READS, "IF YOU DON'T LIVE WITH THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT,
YOU NEED YOUR OWN ACCOUNT TO KEEP WATCHING. YEAH, THAT'S REAL.
MEANWHILE, IF YOU TRY TO LOG INTO PARAMOUNT PLUS, IT SAYS, "OMG
SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR PARAMOUNT PLUS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"WHY?" >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: FINALLY, I SAW THAT
ACE HARDWARE IS OFFERING SOMETHING NEW TO ITS CUSTOMERS LISTEN TO THIS
HELP CUSTOMERS FIND A SITTER SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS
>> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, LOWE'S IS KEEPING IT SIMPLE BY OFFERING LEASHES TO TIE YOUR KID TO A
A NEARBY TREE. [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS ACE'S NEW
JINGLE
* ACE IS THE PLACE WITH THE HELPFUL BABY SITTE
TO WATCH YOUR KIDS WHILE YOU TRY TO BUILD * * A TREEHOUSE
BUT MIGHT EN GETTING DRUNK * * AND FALLING ASLEE
IN THE HAMMOCK * * [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS BREAK IT DOWN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE VOICES A CHARACTER ON THE NEW FOX ANIMATED SERIES "THE
GREAT NORTH. NICK OFFERMAN IS HERE! [ APPLAUSE ]
PLUS, SHE JUST LAUNCHED A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL. HAILEY BIEBER IS HERE!
[ APPLAUSE ] NICK, HAILEY, AND I ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING A GAME OF TRUE
CONFESSIONS LATER IN THE SHOW. SO STICK AROUND FOR THAT AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST! [ APPLAUSE ]
ALSO, TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW FILM FESTIVAL," AND WE HAVE AN
ALL-NEW THANK YOU NOTES. SO, IT'S A LOT OF SHOW, TONIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT NEWS TODAY.
THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT STIMULUS CHECKS ARE BEING SENT OUT AS SOON AS THIS WEEKEND.
YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] BUT A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE
WONDERING, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY $1,400 WELL DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE TO
HELP LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. OKAY, SO YOU START WITH $1,400
FIRST, WE SHOULD SUBTRACT SOME EXPENSES, LIKE UTILITIES THEN THERE'S ALSO GROCERIES.
BUT AFTER THAT, YOU'RE LEFT WITH -- I FORGOT ABOUT AUTOMATIC PAYMENTS
NETFLIX, HULU, AMAZON, HBO, DISNEY PLUS. IF YOU SIGN UP FOR ALL
STREAMING SERVICES, THAT'S ROUGHLY $2,000 A MONTH THEY ADD UP QUICKLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW THAT THE VACCINE IS HERE, EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS
RESCHEDULING THEIR DESTINATION WEDDING TO CABO. [ LAUGHTER ]
TACO BELL IS BRINGING BACK THE QUESALUPA. [ LAUGHTER ]
7-ELEVEN IS ADDING FISH BITES TO THE MENU. AND IF YOU EAT ONE OF THOSE,
THAT CALLS FOR AN EMERGENCY HOSPITAL VISIT AFTER YOU GET OUT, YOU'LL
PROBABLY RE-EVALUATE YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LIFE CHOICES, SO YOU'LL BUY A GYM MEMBERSHIP
BUT YOU'LL GIVE UP AFTER A A COUPLE WEEKS AND JUST GET A PELOTON INSTEAD.
YOU'LL USE IT TWICE, MAYBE THREE TIMES, THEN JUST HANG CLOTHES ON IT.
YOU GO TO RETURN IT, BUT ON THE WAY YOU SPOT A JIFFY LUBE AND REMEMBER YOU NEED AN OIL
CHANGE [ LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOU'RE THERE, THE GUY
SAYS THAT YOUR CAR NEEDS A NEW "BRAKE BOOSTER." YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
IS, BUT IT'S $150. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THAT,
A BAND OF HOOLIGANS STEAL THE PELOTON OUT OF YOUR CAR ALONG WITH ALL THE CASH IN YOUR
WALLET YOU HAVE A COUPLE BUCKS IN YOUR POCKET, SO YOU HEAD TO A NEARBY
CASINO JUST TO FEEL ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GAMBLE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
ON BLACKJACK, AND YOU WIN $600 THE HEAD OF THE CASINO WALKS OVER AND SAYS HE LOVES YOUR
GAMBLING STYLE AND OFFERS YOU A FREE SUITE IN THE HOTEL. YOU'RE FEELING GREAT, SO YOU
BET $300,000 IN A GAME OF CRAPS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LOSE IT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE THE
MONEY, SO THE OWNER BRINGS YOU TO A BACKROOM AND ONE OF HIS GOONS CUTS OFF YOUR FINGER
[ LAUGHTER ] SO WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, YOU'RE LEFT WITH, DRUMROLL,
PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] -$313,537 AND NINE FINGERS
SO THERE YOU GO, HOPE THAT HELPS, EVERYBODY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I TAKE CARE OF
SOME BUSINESS, YOU KNOW, GET SOME THINGS DONE BUT THE DAY JUST COMPLETELY GOT
AWAY FROM ME I SPENT ALL DAY LOOKING FOR THE ADDRESS 34 EGG STREET.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OH, REALLY >> Jimmy: I COMPLETELY -- I
TOTALLY FORGOT TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES SO NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D
LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES DURING THE SHOW
I WOULD WAIT TIL' THE COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT I WANT TO DO IT NOW.
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE *
THANK YOU, JOE BIDEN'S PANDEMIC ADDRESS, FOR NOT STARTING WITH, "FOUR SCORE AND 70-POUNDS AGO.
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, "STIMULUS BILL," FOR
SOUNDING LIKE SOMEONE JOE BIDEN USED TO PLAY MARBLES WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] "THE WHOLE GANG WAS THERE. STIMULUS BILL, PEPPER PETE,
RAWHIDE WAS THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: RAWHIDE.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "STIMULUS CHECKS," FOR SOUNDING LIKE THE
WORLD'S FIRST CAFFEINATED BREAKFAST CEREAL [ APPLAUSE ]
* THANK YOU, GRAMMY AWARD, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR LAMP'S
WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL COUSIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, 7-ELEVEN'S NEW FISH BITES, FOR BEING PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE SEAFOOD, BUT
WISH IT WAS SERVED FOUR FEET AWAY FROM SCRATCH-OFF TICKETS. [ APPLAUSE ]
GIVE ME TWO, THREE, FOUR OF THOSE OF GUYS. *
THANK YOU, PHOTO OF ADAM DRIVER AND LADY GAGA, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE WEIRD COUPLE AT A SKI
RESORT THAT INVITES YOU TO THEIR PRIVATE HOT TUB. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"CHAMPAGNE HERE, I'LL POUR IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
* THANK YOU, PUSH PINS, FOR BEING ACUPUNCTURE FOR MY CORK BOARD.
THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, IT IS CLOSING NIGHT OF THE "TONIGHT SHOW FILM
FESTIVAL!" * >> Announcer: "THE TONIGHT SHOW
FILM FESTIVAL. >> Jimmy: WE'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS
ALL WEEK LONG WE TEAMED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO DEBUT SHORT FILMS MADE BY RISING CREATORS WITH A
A PASSION FOR FILM-MAKING. TEN FINALISTS WERE CHOSEN, AND EACH WERE GIVEN A SAMSUNG
GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE TO MAKE A NEW FILM FOR US BASED ON THE THEME "A DIFFERENT FOCUS."
AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN GREAT THEY'VE BEEN FUNNY THEY'VE BEEN THOUGHTFUL,
HEARTFELT. SO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT SENT US A FILM
[ APPLAUSE ] AND THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG FOR BEING GREAT PARTNERS
IT'S BEEN FUN. NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW OUR LAST FILM
IT WAS CREATED BY WHIT B. LAUREN SHE LIVES IN SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA SHE'S BEEN CREATING FILMS EVER SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE KID,
ESPECIALLY, SCIENCE FICTION. OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE IN QUARANTINE, SO SHE MADE THIS WHOLE FILM IN
HER GARAGE
TONIGHT SHOW." IT'S TIME TO PLAY A CAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE
CONFESSIONS. * >> Jimmy: WOW.
MY FIRST OPPONENT IS AN AMAZING ACTOR WHOSE NEW ANIMATED SERIES "THE GREAT NORTH," AIRS SUNDAYS
AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX. PLEASE WELCOME, NICK OFFERMAN. NICK, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: NICK AND I WILL BE
FACING OFF AGAINST A TALENTED MODEL WHO JUST LAUNCHED A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL TODAY,
PLEASE WELCOME HAILEY BIEBER HAILE, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE HERE. HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. EACH OF US HAVE TWO ENVELOPES
CONTAINING CONFESSIONS ONE IS TRUE, THE OTHER IS A LIE.
ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER PLAYERS WILL INTERROGATE YOU AND THEN THEY
HAVE TO COME TO A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR A LIE
NICK, YOU WILL GO FIRST. HAILEY, WHICH SHOULD HE OPEN, NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO
>> NUMBER TWO. >> Jimmy: I AGREE. >> NUMBER TWO.
IN A TOKYO - [ LAUGHTER ] WHO WROTE THESE?
IN A TOKYO HOTEL LOBBY I ONCE OFFERED MY SERVICES TO A MIDDLE AGED BUSINESSMAN AS
A PROSTITUTE >> Jimmy: WHAT WAIT, ALL RIGHT WHAT YEAR WAS
THIS >> 1991. >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU IN
TOKYO? >> I WAS TOURING A KABUKI THEATER SHOW AROUND JAPAN.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE IN THE KABUKI THEATER >> I WAS, I WAS CAST AS SOLDIER
NUMBER THREE >> IT'S SO OUTLANDISH THAT I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE TRUE
>> THERE WAS A LANGUAGE SITUATION THAT MAYBE CREATED A A BIT OF A SNAFU
>> AHH >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S TRUE, BUT
I DON'T KNOW I THINK HONESTLY THAT NOW MAKES ME THINK THAT IT ACTUALLY DID
HAPPEN HAILEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THAT'S -- WHAT I WAS SAYING
BEFORE IS IT SOUNDS SO OUTLANDISH THAT PERHAPS IT IS TRUE
>> YOU ARE CORRECT, THAT ACTUALLY DID OCCUR [ DING ]
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE
SAYING >> WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? >> MY TWO FRIENDS AND I WERE
HAVING BREAKFAST IN THIS HOTEL LOBBY AND THEY WERE ALSO IN THE SHOW, AND THIS OLDER GENTLEMAN
CAME OVER AND HE WAS VERY INTERESTED TO MEET US. AND WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE
CONVERSATION AND HE WAS OFFERING US CIGARETTES AND WE WERE SMOKERS THEN, SO WE TOOK
THEM AND WE KEPT SAYING WE'RE IN THE KABUKI SHOW, AND HIS EYES WOULD
LIGHT UP WHAT HAPPENED WAS, KABUKI IS THE THEATER STYLE BUT IT IS
ALSO SLANG FOR PROSTITUTES SO WE WERE SAYING TO THIS GUY, "WE'RE IN A THEATER SHOW" AND
WHAT HE WAS HEARING WAS "HELLO WE'RE AMERICAN HOOKERS >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW MY TURN,
WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO DO YOU CARE?
>> I'LL GO NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT YOU PROPOSITIONED TO THE GUY
HERE WE GO ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY DINED AND DASHED WITH ALEC BALDWIN
BECAUSE WE EACH THOUGHT THE OTHER PERSON PAID THE BILL YOU KNOW HIM
QUESTIONS? >> DOESN'T SEEM IMPOSSIBLE TO ME
BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, WHERE WERE YOU DINING? >> IT WAS PIERRE'S, WHICH IS A
A FRENCH BISTRO IN EAST HAMPTON. >> OH, YOU'RE GOOD
THAT'S A GOOD DETAIL >> HAILEY, YOU KNOW THIS TURF, I PRESUME.
>> UH-HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE A SIXTH SENSE BECAUSE THIS IS
SOMEONE I'M RELATED TO HMM. I'M GOING TO SAY THAT I THINK
THAT THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE. >> I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S TRUE. >> Jimmy: IT'S FALSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST ACTING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY
LIFE I HAVE BEEN TO DINNER WITH ALEC BUT, NO, WE NEVER DINED AND
DASHED AT PIERRE'S I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP. >> YOU SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
>> Jimmy: I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP >> WOW, YOU ARE DIABOLICAL
>> Jimmy: NEVER, EVER, EVER HAPPENED YES!
THAT'S THE GREATEST ACTING I SHOULD GET BACK INTO MOVIES. >> I'M IMPRESSED
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. HAILEY, IT IS NOW YOUR TURN. NICK, WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE
OPEN NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO >> I WILL GO WITH NUMBER TWO,
PLEASE >> NUMBER TWO, OKAY. NUMBER TWO SAYS, ONE TIME I GOT
LOST ON A JET SKI AND WAS CHASED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A THINKER
IT'S A BRAIN BENDER ONLY BECAUSE -- I'M JUST NOT SEEING THE WILD
DOGS ON THE WATER CHASING YOU. AND THEY HAVE TO BE RUNNING PRETTY FAST TO BE CHASING YOU
ON A JET SKI, WOULDN'T YOU SAY, NICK >> WELL, UNLESS -- ARE THE WILD
DOGS THE NAME OF A GANG? >> Jimmy: LIKE A JET SKI GANG? >> IN THE HAMPTON AREA,
PERHAPS? >> Jimmy: THE WILD DOGS, YEAH, THEY'RE A FAMOUS JET SKI GANG.
THEY'RE LIKE A LAKE GANG >> NO, WE'RE TALKING REAL, LIVE WILD DOGS.
>> WAS IT NIGHT OR DAY >> IT WAS DAYTIME. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T JET SKI AT
NIGHTTIME. >> JET SKIING AT NIGHT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
>> I'M NOT A BIG JET SKI ENTHUSIAST I APOLOGIZE.
DID YOU SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER? >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY. WAIT A SECOND.
>> WELL, I'M HERE. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET TO LAND
I'M ASSUMING THEY CHASED YOU AROUND THE BEACH >> WE WERE ACTUALLY DOING
A LITTLE BOAT EXCURSION, AND WE HAD TAKEN THE JET SKIS OFF THE BOAT TO EXPLORE AND WE ENDED UP
JUST BARELY MAKING IT BACK AFTER A FEW OF THE JET SKIS HAD DIED
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS TRUE NICK
BECAUSE I WAS A MODEL MYSELF AND WHEN YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL YOU DO -- YOU PARTY.
>> JIMMY, DID I HEAR CORRECTLY, ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO TELL ME WHAT MODELS DO
AS THOUGH I'M NOT A VERY - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
THAT IS NOT -- NO NO, I WOULD NEVER -- SORRY TO INSULT YOU.
I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME SO -
>> LISTEN, MAYBE, I GUESS, I'M EITHER GULLIBLE OR YOU GUYS ARE VERY TALENTED BECAUSE I'M ALSO
LEANING TOWARDS BELIEVING THIS STORY. AND ALSO I'M JUST GOING TO TEXT
MY BUSINESS MANAGER REAL QUICK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO INVENT A JET SKI WITH A HEADLIGHT
AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT THE POINT
OF ALL OF THIS [ BLEEP ]GETTING CHASED BY WILD DOGS ON A JET SKI.
WHICH IS, HONESTLY, THAT IS AN INSANE STORY I'M GOING TO SAY IT SOUNDS SO
BIZARRE THAT IT'S TRUE >> I AGREE, WE SAY TRUE. >> YOU GUYS ARE CORRECT.
THAT IS A TRUE STORY * >> MY THANKS TO NICK OFFERMAN,
HAILEY BIEBER. THAT WAS "TRUE CONFESSIONS." WE'RE TALKING MORE TO NICK
AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, YOU GUYS THANK YOU, GUYS.
>> THANK YOU, THAT WAS SO FUN. * >>Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT
IS A VERY FUNNY AND TALENTED ACTOR WHO VOICES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN NEW ANIMATED
SERIES, "THE GREAT NORTH" WHICH YOU CAN SEE SUNDAYS AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX
HERE'S NICK OFFERMAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY
NICK >> HELLO, THE -- HANG ON LET'S LET THE APPLAUSE DIE
DOWN ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'LL PUT IT IN POST
NICK, IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU. LAST TIME WE TALKED ON OUR SHOW, YOU WERE ON THE SET OF
"MAKING IT", YOUR REALITY SHOW WHICH WILL BE BACK ON NBC IN JUNE
SINCE THEN, YOU'VE ALSO FILMED THIS SERIES FOR NETFLIX WITH AVA DUVERNAY
YOU'RE A BUSY, BUSY MAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WORKING BACK ON SHOWS AGAIN
>> IT'S INCREDIBLE BUT HERE'S THE THING YOU KNOW, WE HAVE BEEN IN THIS
PANDEMIC FOR A YEAR, AND WE'RE ALL SORT OF LOCKED DOWN AND SEQUESTERED IN OUR HOMES
AND SO TO GET TO GO TO WORK AND SHOOT, YOU KNOW, AN EIGHT-EPISODE SEASON OF
SOMETHING AND LOOK AT A CREW OF 200 PEOPLE ALL WEARING MASKS AND FACE SHIELDS AND GETTING
TESTED EVERY DAY, WHICH ALLOWS US TO WORK AND FOR A COUPLE MONTHS AT A
A TIME, AND GET THIS WORK DONE, PAY OUR RENT AND FEED OUR FAMILIES, I'M JUST FILLED WITH
SUCH GRATITUDE TOWARD THE PEOPLE THAT ARE BEHAVING LIKE GROWN UPS AND SAYING OKAY, THIS
IS LIKE -- THIS IS AN INCONVENIENCE, WE HAVE TO WEAR THIS STUFF, BUT IF
WE DO, WE CAN GO TO OUR JOBS AND WE CAN BE SAFE AND WE CAN, YOU KNOW, HELP STOP THE SPREAD
OF THIS VIRUS. >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE AND IT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S AMAZING.
FOR EVERYONE HERE AS WELL. BUT IT'S ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT, TOO.
TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE WHILE WE'RE GOING THROUGH THIS STUFF, SO, YEAH, PROPS TO EVERYONE THAT
PUTS THE WORK IN FOR ANY OF THIS - ENTERTAINMENT.
I WANTED TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION I WAS GOING TO E-MAIL YOU, BUT
I THINK YOU MUST HAVE CHANGED YOUR E-MAIL OR NEVER GIVEN IT TO ME.
BUT A FEW MONTHS AGO IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT BREAK DANCING WOULD BECOME AN OLYMPIC SPORT
IN 2024. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU USED TO BE A BREAK DANCER,
WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU SAW THIS >> WELL, I MEAN, AS, YOU KNOW,
AN ACTIVIST, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO STRONG OF A WORD. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN DEVOTED
TO SEEING THIS HAPPEN. YOU KNOW, TO SEE BREAK DANCING RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNATIONAL
WORLD SPORT. A WORLD CLASS SPORT. BREAK DANCERS ARE CLEARLY THE
GREATEST ATHLETES ON THE PLANET AND SO TO SEE MY WORK PAY OFF.
THE WORK OF ME AND MY COUSIN, TIKTOK AND FLIP FLOP - >> Jimmy: YEAH -- I WAS GONNA
ASK -- TIKTOK AND -- WHICH ONE WAS TIKTOK AND WHO WAS FLIP FLOP
>> HILARIOUS, AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW MY COUSIN WHO WAS AMAZING AT
DOING FLIPS, SO HE WAS FLIP-FLOP, AND I WAS THE POPPER AND LOCKER SO I WAS TIKTOK,
AND, YOU KNOW, I MEAN -- THAT'S -- THAT WAS WHAT OUR -- THE DECADES OF OUR YOUTH WERE
ALL ABOUT. SEEING BREAK DANCING BECOME AN OLYMPIC EVENT.
SO, THIS WAS A BIG DAY IN MY HOUSE AND NOW WE CAN, YOU KNOW, NOW WE CAN FOCUS ON OTHER WORLD
PROBLEMS HUNGER AND CLEAN WATER AND STUFF.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU BREAK DANCE -- DID YOU EVER COMPETE
THAT WAS THE FUNNIES JOKE YOU'VE LAUGHED AT? OUT OF ALL OF MY JOKES
>> YEAH. I -- I DID COMPETE, JIMMY, AT THE SHANAHAN'S SKATING RINK.
TWO TIMES, WE COMPETED AND ONE OF THE TIMES, WE GOT THIRD PLACE.
SO, YEAH, YOU COULD SAY THAT I'M A LAUDED BREAK DANCER. I'M A DECORATED BREAK DANCER
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
"THE GREAT NORTH." THIS IS FROM THE CREATORS OF "BOB'S BURGERS."
THEY CHOSE THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE ROLE I DO LOVE YOUR VOICE
THERE IS A CHARACTER NAMED BEEF WHO DOESN'T NECESSARILY LOOK LIKE YOU, BUT HE ALSO DOES NOT
NOT LOOK LIKE YOU. HERE IS A PHOTO OF BEEF. >> I FEEL IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH HOW MUCH INPUT DID YOU HAVE IN CREATING THIS CHARACTER?
>> WELL NO -- ZERO DIRECT INPUT, BUT I HAVE KNOWN THE CREATORS FOR A LONG TIME
WENDY AND LIZZIE MOLYNEUX ARE TWO SISTERS WHO WRITE FOR "BOB'S BURGERS" AND WENDY'S
HUSBAND, JEFF DRAKE IS ALSO VERY FUNNY AND MEGAN ACTUALLY MET THEM
YOU PROBABLY MET THEM AND DIDN'T KNOW IT A LONG TIME AGO, THEY USED TO
WRITE PROMOS FOR NBC AND SO MEGAN MET THEM AND SHE HAD A TALK SHOW ON NBC FOR
AWHILE AGO AND SO SHE HIRED THEM TO WRITE ON HER TALK SHOW AND WE STARTED
SCREWING AROUND TOGETHER AND SO, YOU KNOW, BY THAT YOU CAN DEDUCE THAT MEGAN AND I ARE
RESPONSIBLE FOR "BOB'S BURGERS", AND "THE SIMPSONS", AND REALLY ALL FOX ANIMATION
YOU CAN TRACE IT BACK TO US. >> Jimmy: THE CHARACTER BEEF IS THE CAPTAIN OF A FISHING BOAT
IN ALASKA. IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. DO YOU FISH?
I'M ASSUMING YOU FISH. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHASED BY WILD DOGS WHILE FISHING?
>> I NEVER HAD, THERE IS A LOT OF WILD LIFE >> Jimmy: TIMBERWOLVES
>> THERE ARE WOLFS AND BEARS AROUND, BUT THEY KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH MY FAMILY.
MY SISTERS ARE A LIBRARIAN AND A SCHOOL TEACHER ESPECIALLY WHEN I GO TO
NATIONAL PARKS WITH BEARS I BRING MY SISTERS THEY SEE THE BEARS APPROACH
FROM A DISTANCE AND THE BEARS SEE THE OFFERMAN GIRLS AND RUN THE OTHER WAY.
>> I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A A CLIP, HERE IS "THE GREAT NORTH" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>> DAD, YOU COULD HAVE DIED OR RIPPED THE BANNER. >> WHAT IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT
>> BRIAN CALLED AND HE IS COMING UP FROM ANCHORAGE TO HAVE DINNER WITH A CLIENT.
>> BRIAN IS COMING, SICK >> IT IS SICK. I'M SURE HE CAN'T WAIT TO HANG
OUT WITH ME AND DO ALL OF OUR OLD FAVORITE ACTIVITIES LIKE FISHING, AND THEN TALKING ABOUT
HOW FISHING WENT >> Jimmy: IT AIRS SUNDAYS AT 8:30 P.M. ON FOX
HAILEY BIEBER WILL JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MODELS ON THE PLANET AND SHE JUST LAUNCHED A
A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT YOU CAN CHECK OUT STARTING TODAY.
HERE IS OUR PAL, HAILEY BIEBER HAILEY, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU WERE ON HERE LAST YEAR PROBABLY RIGHT BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN, I THINK WAS THE LAST
TIME WE TALKED AND YOU AND JUSTIN HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS OR
TWO-AND-A-HALF YEARS, WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS THAT YOU HAVE SPENT HALF OF YOUR MARRIAGE SO
FAR IN QUARANTINE. >> YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: ACCORDING TO SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT I SAW, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF GAMING
GOING ON >> THERE'S A LOT OF GAMING GOING ON
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR JAM AS FAR AS GAMES GO AND DOES IT GET COMPETITIVE?
>> JUSTIN IS A VERY COMPETITIVE PERSON, JUST IN GENERAL. I GUESS I AM PRETTY COMPETITIVE
TOO, BUT THE BIGGEST THING THAT WAS GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE WAS A LOT OF UNO
A LOT OF BANANAGRAMS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, I THINK I'M THE UNO CHAMPION BUT THAT
IS SELF PROCLAIMED, SO WHATEVER >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> BUT YEAH, LOTS OF UNO, LOTS OF BANANAGRAMS, I LOVE THAT GAME
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE YOU PUT
THE TILES AND YOU SPELL WORDS, AND IT'S A RACE ALMOST >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GAME >> SAME. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S IN A LITTLE
ZIPPER IN A BANANA >> UH-HUH, THEY ALSO HAVE ONE TOO CALLED WORDAMELON THAT'S
REALLY FUN FROM THE SAME PEOPLE >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH YOU'VE GOT TO GET INTO WORDAMELON >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST NAME
FOR IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME I LOVE THAT.
>> IT'S SO FUN >> Jimmy: I ALSO HEAR HEARD YOU WERE PLAYING CHESS
>> YEAH, JUSTIN IS REALLY GOOD AT CHESS, AND HE HAS PLAYED CHESS SINCE HE WAS A KID
AND HE WAS TRYING TO -- THIS WAS ALSO PRE "QUEENS GAMBIT" BY THE WAY.
HE WAS TRYING TO TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY CHESS AND HE WOULD WIN EVERY TIME
SO FAR I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO BEAT HIM YET. I WAS A NEW LEARNER AND I WAS
LEARNING AS I GO I THINK, LOW KEY, I THINK HE JUST LIKED IT BECAUSE HE KNEW
HE WAS GOING TO WIN EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: LET'S DO ONE MORE PRACTICE AND HE JUST LOVED
WINNING. I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM AND ALL OF THE SOCIALS, BUT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING A VERY COOL THING YOU HAVE BEEN HANDING OVER YOUR INSTAGRAM AND HAVING SOCIAL
ACTIVISTS AND ORGANIZATIONS TAKE IT OVER WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO
THAT I THINK IT'S GREAT >> MY POINT BEHIND IT WAS I
WANTED TO REACH OUT TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, AND IF THEY WERE INTERESTED THEN JUST HAND
OVER THE INSTAGRAM AND LET THEM TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THEY WERE PASSIONATE ABOUT
I WANTED IT TO BE AN EDUCATIONAL THING NOT ONLY FOR THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME BUT I
WANTED TO LEARN ALONG WITH THEM AND I HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRED AND
LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THESE INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. IT IS SOMETHING THAT I'M GOING
TO DEFINITELY CONTINUE DOING >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME OTHER EXCITING NEWS
TODAY WAS A HUGE DAY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE DOCU-SERIES YOU DID?
>> WHEN "SEASONS" WAS COMING OUT I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IT
I FELT LIKE I NEVER ALLOWED ANYBODY INTO MY WORLD IN THAT WAY.
I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF MY SPACE AND PROTECTIVE OF MY FAMILY AND THE PEOPLE I LOVE AND CARE
ABOUT. IT WAS ON THE MORE UNCOMFORTABLE TIME FOR ME AND
WHAT HAPPENED FOR ME WITH SEASONS IS AFTER THE WHOLE THING CAME OUT THE FEEDBACK
THAT I GOT FROM PEOPLE NOT ONLY JUST FRIENDS AND FAMILY BUT JUST RANDOM PEOPLE COMING UP TO
ME SAING HEY, I SAW YOU ON "SEASONS" AND I WAS REALLY SURPRISED, OR I REALLY ENJOYED
IT, AND IT WAS SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU IN THAT WAY IT GAVE ME A CONFIDENCE AND PUT
ME MORE IN A SPACE OF FEELING LIKE I WAS READY TO OPEN UP AS HAILEY MORE TO PEOPLE.
AND ANOTHER PART IS THEY CAN'T TWIST WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY FROM YOUTUBE
IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FROM MY MOUTH AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I BATTLED WITH A LOT
PEOPLE TRYING TO TWIST MY WORDS OR THE MEDIA TAKING SOMETHING THAT I SAID OR CREATING THEIR
OWN NARRATIVES WHERE IF I CONTROL IT THAT MEANS THAT NO ONE CAN TRY TO
TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE. YOU'RE HEARING IT FROM ME, I CAN CLEAR UP WHAT I WANT TO.
THAT GIVES ME A LOT OF FREEDOM IN A WAY >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF VIDEOS
WILL YOU BE MAKING >> A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS WE STARTED A SHOW ON THERE
CALLED "WHO'S IN MY BATHROOM" WHICH IS FUNNY I'LL HAVE DIFFERENT GUESTS COME
ON AND SIT DOWN AND CHAT AND DO WEIRD CORKY THINGS THE FIRST EPISODE TODAY IS WITH
KENDALL JENNER WE MADE MACARONI AND CHEESE AND WE PLAYED "NEVER HAVE I EVER"
AND DRANK TEQUILA. >> Jimmy: SOLD I'M IN
>> IT'S VERY FUN AND LIGHT HEARTED AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS WHERE WE HAVE
CONVERSATIONS WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT.
SO WE WILL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A PSYCHIATRIST NAMED DR JESSICA CLEMENS AND WE TALK
ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA AND MENTAL HEALTH I WANTED A RANGE OF DIFFERENT
THINGS THAT JUST HAVE TO DO WITH ME, THAT ARE FUN TO ME, AND JUST LET PEOPLE IN A LITTLE
MORE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. YOU BROUGHT US A CLIP FROM ONE
OF THE VIDEOS, HERE IS HAILEY AND KENDALL PLAYING A ROUND OF "NEVER HAVE I EVER."
>> OKAY, NEXT QUESTION >> CHEERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> I'M SORRY LET'S TAKE THAT AGAIN.
OKAY, WAIT WAIT WE GOT CONFUSED.
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT. NOTHING OF THAT SORT >> Jimmy: HAILEY BIEBER, ALWAYS
GOOD TO SEE YOU. CHECK OUT HER NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT IS OFFICIALLY UP
RIGHT NOW. WE'LL COME BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM FREDDIE
GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST. STICK AROUND *
>> Jimmy: THEIR JOINT ALBUM "ALFREDO" IS NOMINATED FOR A A GRAMMY FOR BEST RAP ALBUM.
PERFORMING "SCOTTIE BEAM," HERE'S FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE ALCHEMIST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *
>> YOU KNOW LADIES, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO THE SIZZLER, BUT HERE'S THE THING
B.K. TRAIN YOU DIGG WHAT I'M SAYING *
>> YEAH. BIG REP YEAH YEAH. * THE REVOLUTIO
IS THE GENOCID MY EXECUTION MIGHT BE TELEVISED *
* DON'T CROSS M LIKE ISIAH THAT BE ILL-ADVISE
DARK HORSE * * RAP BLACK SHEEP THEY GOT ME VILIFIED
CASTRATIN' PLAYAS IN THEY FEELINGS ON IG * * WILL NEVER LET THIS
INDUSTRY DEMASCULINIZE M I DO MURDER BAREFACE DON'T NEED NO MASK *
* TO DISGUISE M THREW MY FN IN THE STASH I THINK THE CRACKER'
BEHIND ME DAMN * * HE PULLED ME OVER I ASKED HI
YO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM SIR * * I SWERVED TO DUCK
THE POTHOLES MAN I HAD NO OPTION SI JUST LET ME GO *
* 'CAUSE MY LICENSE INSURANCE PROPER SIR I'D HATE TO BE
ON THE RUN FOR * * SMOKIN' AN OFFICE WE WERE BUSTIN' AT POLIC
BEFORE QUEEN AND SLI THAT'S ON FN * * LET OFF FIFTY SHOTS T
THE SQUAD CAR AN GET IN THE WIN TOLD THE GARY POLICE *
* IN '05 THAT I GOT MORE THAN THEM GET THE FEDS I
YOU WANT A WAR * * AND THEY HAD TO SENT THEM IN
YEAH THE REVOLUTIO IS THE GENOCIDE * * MY EXECUTIO
MIGHT BE TELEVISED CROSS PLAYAS LIK BUBBA CHUCK *
* I NEVER GAVE HOOK SHOT UP LIKE KAREEM BUT
NEVER LEAVE THE BUCKS * * SICK WITH THE ACT ME AND JAC
POURIN' THREE LITERS U IT HURT TO SAY I MISS YOU * * THE REAL ONES
ALWAYS BE LEAVIN' US CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMEN MOST FOLDIN' *
* OR FREEZIN' U SOMETIMES IT BE YOUR OWN DAMN HOMIE
JUDAS SET JESUS UP * * YEAH THE REVOLUTION IS THIS GENOCIDE
MADE A SEX TAP WITH YOUR * * THAT TELEVISE
THUG WITH SOME EXOTIC DREAM EROTIC DREAMS *
* HITTIN' HELLA BUT I REALLY WAN ME A SCOTTIE BEA
IT WAS DIFFERENT * * WHEN MIKE LEFT AN IT WAS SCOTTIE TEA
EX WON'T TAKE ME BAC WITHOUT ME THE * * WOULDN'T HAVE GOT A RIN
YEAH THE REVOLUTIO IS THE GENOCID TELL THAT GIRL *
* SHE DON'T KNOW NAN' TRICK DADD SLIP-N-SLIDE *
>> YEAH. BIG JIMMY. BIG RABBIT
YEAH BIG AL YES, SIR
* * YES MAN * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO FREDDIE GIBBS AND THE
ALCHEMIST. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY