1 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,290 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,128 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,597 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOHN OLIVER, BRIAN TYREE HENRY, 4 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:38,038 MUSICAL GUEST, JAPANESE BREAKFAST, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:49,082 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON * 6 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:54,120 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU! HEY. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH 7 00:00:54,120 --> 00:01:03,063 THANK YOU, ROOTS GOSH, I LOVE IT. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, EVERYONE 8 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:10,170 HI HELLO AND WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW, EVERYONE." 9 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:15,642 APPRECIATE IT. WELL, GUYS, THERE'S SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT 10 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:18,578 LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. EARLIER THIS MORNING, THE NOMINATIONS WERE ANNOUNCED FOR 11 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:22,682 THE 93rd ACADEMY AWARDS. THIS YEARS OSCARS AIR ON APRIL 25th, TWO MONTHS LATER 12 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:28,221 THAN USUAL 'CAUSE IF ANYTHING'S GOOD FOR RATINGS, IT'S A FOUR-HOUR AWARD 13 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:34,227 SHOW ABOUT ONLINE MOVIES THAT CAME OUT A YEAR AGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 14 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:37,597 BUT, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS THIS YEAR'S OSCAR NOMINEES ARE THE MOST DIVERSE EVER. 15 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:43,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, GOLDEN GLOBES VOTERS WERE LIKE, "A LOT OF OUR BEST 16 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:50,543 FRIENDS ARE DIVERSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS YEAR'S NOMINEES ARE THE 17 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,779 MOST DIVERSE, AS OPPOSED TO THE USUAL OSCAR NOMINEES, WHICH LOOK LIKE THE CROWD AT A 18 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:59,152 A STEELY DAN CONCERT, INSIDE A A PINKBERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:02,055 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO WOMEN WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST DIRECTOR 20 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:07,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GREAT THAT'S GREAT, BUT ALSO SAD TO 21 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:14,067 SAY A RECORD NUMBER OF FEMALE DIRECTORS WERE NOMINATED -- TWO. 22 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:18,071 THE NETFLIX FILM, "MANK," LED THE WAY WITH NOMINATIONS THAT'S BASICALLY ONE NOMINATION 23 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,441 FOR EVERY TIME YOU PAUSED "MANK" TO CHECK INSTAGRAM ON YOUR PHONE 24 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:28,548 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR NETFLIX. THEY GOT 35 NOMINATIONS. 25 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:31,451 IT'S AMAZING THAT THE SAME STUDIO CAN MAKE A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ART HOUSE FILM, LIKE 26 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:35,422 "MANK," AND THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ART HOUSE SHOW, "FLOOR IS LAVA." 27 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:40,093 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SPEAKING OF AWARDS SHOWS, LAST NIGHT WAS THE GRAMMY 28 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:44,931 AWARDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE BIG WINNERS OF THE NIGHT 29 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:48,535 WERE BEYONCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT. WHILE THE BIG LOSERS WERE ANYONE WHO WATCHED THE CARDI B 30 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:57,577 PERFORMANCE WITH THEIR PARENTS [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THE -- IF YOU 31 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:02,382 MISSED IT, HERE THEY ARE THEY'RE ON A GIANT BED CHECK THIS OUT 32 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,051 * I'M TALKING WAP WAP WAP * OKAY, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:09,356 IT'S JUST A LITTLE SNIPPET JUST A LITTLE SNIPPET. ANYBODY WHO TURNED ON CBS 34 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,458 LOOKING FOR 60 MINUTES IMMEDIATELY PRESSED THEIR LIFE ALERT BUTTON 35 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:17,397 [ GASPING SOUND [ LAUGHTER ] AS SOON AS HE SAW THAT, YOUNG 36 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:23,837 SHELDON'S BOW TIE STARTED SPINNING MEANWHILE DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, 37 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:29,476 THAT'S NOT PROPER DISTANCING BUT, I'LL ALLOW IT LOOK, I GET IT 38 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,678 LIKE A LOT OF AMERICANS THIS YEAR, THEY DECIDED TO WORK FROM BED. 39 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:35,615 WHY NOT? NOT ONLY DID THE PERFORMANCE FEATURE A GIANT BED. 40 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:39,219 THERE WAS ALSO A GIANT HIGH HEEL THAT DOUBLED AS A STRIPPER POLE 41 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:46,326 HERE IS A PHOTO OF THAT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING 42 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,428 CRAZIER -- EVEN CRAZIER? JOE BIDEN IS USING THE SAME THING FOR HIS TOWN HALL WITH 43 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:52,766 GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I THINK THAT'S -- I THINK 44 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,268 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY WRONG. SOME SPORTS NEWS YESTERDAY WAS SELECTION SUNDAY 45 00:03:55,268 --> 00:04:00,040 FOR THE MEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT, WHICH MEANS MARCH MADNESS HAS BEGUN. 46 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,878 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP! THE TOURNAMENT IS HERE JUST IN 47 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:09,816 TIME FOR TO YOU GAMBLE AWAY YOUR ENTIRE STIMULUS CHECK YEP, MARCH MADNESS IS THAT 48 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:14,054 SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN WE PRETEND TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXAS, TEXAS TECH, 49 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:19,059 TEXAS SOUTHERN AND NORTH TEXAS THIS YEAR IT WILL BE DIFFERENT, 'CAUSE INSTEAD OF THE GAMES 50 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,560 BEING PLAYED ACROSS THE COUNTRY, THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN 51 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:26,166 INDIANAPOLIS ALL THE PLAYERS WERE LIKE, "WELL, WE'RE NOT GETTING PAID 52 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:33,540 BUT AT LEAST WE GET TO SPEND A A MONTH IN INDIANAPOLIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:38,278 THE NUMBER ONE SEEDS THIS YEAR ARE GONZAGA, BAYLOR, MICHIGAN AND ILLINOIS 54 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,848 YEP, GONZAGA IS NUMBER ONE IN BASKETBALL AND HAVING A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANTIQUE CAR 55 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:46,753 HORN [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 56 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,521 HALF THE COUNTRY THINKS GONZAGA WILL WIN IT ALL, WHILE THE OTHER HALF THINKS GONZAGA IS 57 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:54,761 THE NAME OF A NEW VACCINE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1 58 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:58,431 1995, DUKE DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE TOURNAMENT THE TEAM APPEALED THEIR 59 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:02,068 DECISION WITH A LETTER THAT SAID, "BRO, DO YOU KNOW WHO OUR DADS ARE?" 60 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:10,710 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, YESTERDAY ON FOX NEWS, DR. FAUCI URGED FORMER 61 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:14,514 PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SPEAK UP ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. LISTEN TO THIS 62 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,220 TO GET VACCINATED. I WISH HE WOULD. HE HAS SUCH INCREDIBLE 63 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:24,924 INFLUENCE OVER PEOPLE IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IT WOULD REALLY BE A GAME 64 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:28,228 CHANGER IF HE DID. >> Jimmy: DR. FAUCI, I APOLOGIZE, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING 65 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:31,297 TO GET ANYTHING DONE WITH TRUMP. IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING 66 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:37,937 DONE, YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH SCOTT BAIO OR LEE GREENWOOD OR DEER MAN 67 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,107 HONESTLY, ASKING TRUMP TO GIVE PEOPLE MEDICAL ADVICE MAKES ME NERVOUS. 68 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,143 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ONE DAY HE'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING, LIKE, CRAZY, LIKE, "SOUR PATCH KIDS 69 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:49,849 CAN CURE ASTHMA. I'M BEING TOLD TRUMP HAS NOW RELEASED A VIDEO ENCOURAGING 70 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:53,119 PEOPLE TO GET THE VACCINE. IT'S AMAZING CAN WE ROLL IT 71 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,390 >> DEAR, MY SUPPORTERS, I URGE YOU ALL TO GET THE VACCINE AS SOON AS YOU'RE ELIGIBLE. 72 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:01,327 THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC, BEAUTIFUL GREAT COMPANIES THAT ARE MAKING THESE VACCINES. 73 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,929 COMPANIES SUCH AS -- ABRACADABRA, MODERN FAMILY, BITCOIN, PF CHANG'S, I'M IN 74 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,364 OHIO, NOVEMBER SUCKS, CLEVER BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO, GIOVANNI RIBISI IS A 75 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:23,083 A PROSTITUTE, AND OF COURSE, SCARLET JOHANSSON. >> Jimmy: SEE, AT LEAST HE'S 76 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,053 DOING IT WELL, THIS IS GREAT. ON SATURDAY, WORLD RENOWNED 77 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,623 MUSICIAN YO-YO MA RECEIVED HIS SECOND VACCINE DOSE. BUT CHECK OUT WHAT HE DID WHILE 78 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:31,358 SECOND VACCINE DOSE. BUT CHECK OUT WHAT HE DID WHILE HE WAS WAITING 79 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:39,933 * >> Jimmy: YEAH 80 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,668 COOL AT FIRST, PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS A ZALES COMMERCIAL PLAYING 81 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:45,505 THROUGH THE LOUD SPEAKER [ LAUGHTER ] THE GUY, BY THE STRETCHER IN 82 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,541 THE BACK OF HIM, WAS LIKE, "HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY THAT THING, YOU'D BETTER BE 83 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:53,913 YO-YO -- OH, YOU ARE YO-YO MA. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS MADE ME LAUGH. 84 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,483 ON FOX NEWS, ONE OF THE HOSTS OF "THE FIVE" DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS ON THE AIR, AND WELL, TAKE 85 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:59,352 OF "THE FIVE" DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS ON THE AIR, AND WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. 86 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:08,561 * I GOTTA PEE I GOTTA PEE * 87 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:14,367 >> YOU'RE ON THE AIR [ LAUGHTER ] >> GREG! 88 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,236 >> GREG. >> I'LL TAKE GREG'S SLOT UNTIL HE HAS TO COME BACK FROM THE 89 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:21,341 BATHROOM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THE GRAMMY FOR 90 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:28,448 WORST SONG GOES TO - IT GOT WORSE FIVE SECONDS LATER WHEN HE 91 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:35,155 STARTED SINGING -- * I NO LONGER HAVE TO PEE I NO LONGER HAVE TO PEE * 92 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:38,058 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SINCE THE PANDEMIC HAS SHUT DOWN MOST AIRPORT BARS, THE 93 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,560 SEATTLE-TACOMA AIRPORT IS TRYING OUT A NEW CONCEPT WATCH THIS 94 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:46,066 >> KATHY CASEY'S SHOT BAR IS AN ALCOHOLIC OPTION FOR TRAVELERS ON THE GO. 95 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,902 PASSENGERS CAN CHOOSE FROM SEVERAL DIFFERENT SPIRITS, TEQUILA, VODKA, AND EACH 96 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:55,408 SERVING COMES IN A LITTLE TWO OUNCE RED SOLO CUP >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE 97 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,844 UNNERVING WHEN YOU HEAR THE PILOT GO, "THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF -- THAT I 98 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:06,152 JUST RECEIVED MY FIFTH SHOT. * I GOTTA PEE I GOTTA PEE * 99 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 100 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:24,404 * HI, EVERYONE IT IS MONDAY 101 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,374 WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK I HOME YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND WE'VE GOT SOME BIG SHOWS COMING 102 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,877 UP THIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE INSANE, OFF THE CHARTS 103 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:36,249 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL BE 104 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:41,254 HERE THIS WEEK TOMORROW NIGHT, I'M DOING A VERY FUN SONG WITH 105 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:46,226 NICK JONAS [ APPLAUSE ] BASED ON THE WORST TEXT MESSAGE 106 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:51,731 YOU COULD EVER RECEIVE, WHICH IS JUST THE THREE DOTS AND ON THURSDAY NIGHT, 107 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:58,471 EVERYONE, OH - [ DRUM ROLL MARK YOUR CALENDARS, SET YOUR 108 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:02,475 DVRs, THE WHOLE SHOW WILL BE WITH MICHELLE OBAMA! ALL NIGHT, THURSDAY NIGHT! 109 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,412 YES! WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HER ABOUT HER NEW NETFLIX PROJECT 110 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,213 FOR KIDS, WAFFLES + MOCHI, AND WE'RE GONNA DO THE ZOOM BOMB NOW, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS 111 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:16,122 WE'RE GONNA GO INTO DIFFERENT ZOOM MEETINGS AND JUST GONNA SHOW UP IN YOUR MEETINGS 112 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:19,526 SO, IMAGINE MICHELLE OBAMA JUST RANDOMLY SHOWING UP ON YOUR ZOOM 113 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:22,696 IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THURSDAY NIGHT. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. 114 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:26,866 SO YEAH. THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. BUT, FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 115 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,835 FOR YOU, TONIGHT HE'S THE HOST OF "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER" ON 116 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,871 HBO. THE VERY FUNNY JOHN OLIVER IS HERE 117 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:35,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, FROM THE UPCOMING MOVIE, GODZILLA VS. KONG, 118 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:47,721 BRIAN TYREE HENRY IS HERE. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JAPANESE BREAKFAST 119 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:53,193 NOW, THERE IS AN INTERESTING STORY HERE WITH JAPANESE BREAKFAST. 120 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:57,063 MICHELLE ZAUNER, SHE WROTE A A SONG A FEW YEARS BACK, JAPANESE BREAKFAST, CALLED 121 00:09:57,063 --> 00:10:04,237 "JIMMY FALLON BIG. >> OH, REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M 122 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,741 SAYING, MAN. >> THAT'S THE STORY? >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 123 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:11,177 YEAH >> COOL. BASICALLY, WHAT SHE'S SAYING, 124 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,879 IT WAS A BAND MEMBER THAT WENT TO A DIFFERENT BAND AND THE BAND MEMBER SAID, "OUR NEW 125 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:21,621 BAND'S GOING TO BE JIMMY FALLON BIG. >> OH. 126 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,723 "WE'RE GONNA GET ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.'" >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO, THAT PERSON IS 127 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:27,861 BACK IN THE BAND NOW >> NICE. >> Jimmy: AND HERE THEY ARE ON 128 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:31,131 THE SHOW, TONIGHT. MAKING THEIR DEBUT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT. 129 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,967 >> THE PERSON IS BACK IN THE BAND NOW I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK OUT 130 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,672 THEN, DID IT >> Jimmy: IT DID WORK OUT. >> THEY'RE JIMMY FALLON BIG? 131 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:43,810 SO, THEY CAME BACK TO BRING THE BAND WITH THEM TO JIMMY FALLON BIGNESS? 132 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,647 GOT IT >> Jimmy: NO WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- SO, HE LEFT 133 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,482 HE SAID HE WAS GONNA BE JIMMY FALLON BIG SHE WROTE A SONG CALLED 134 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:54,187 "JIMMY FALLON BIG. AND THEN HE CAME BACK. >> NICE. 135 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,791 AND NOW, COLLECTIVELY THEY ARE JIMMY FALLON BIG >> NICE. 136 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,527 SWEET. YEAH YEAH 137 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:06,132 OSMOSIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT OSMOSIS >> I MEAN, HE SAID THAT. 138 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:10,603 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT OSMOSIS >> ARE WE JIMMY FALLON BIG WE MADE IT TO "THE TONIGHT 139 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:16,776 SHOW." >> Jimmy: AM I ROOTS BIG >> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE ROOTS 140 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:23,283 BIG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE IS PERFORMING HER 141 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:28,421 NEW SONG, "BE SWEET," AND THEN SHE'S DOING "JIMMY FALLON BIG" FOR THE WEB. 142 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,092 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH THAT'S KIND OF COOL, HOW IT ALL 143 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,861 CAME AROUND. AND, WE'RE JUST HAPPY TO HAVE HER HERE 144 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:41,434 JAPANESE BREAKFAST, EVERYONE [ APPLAUSE ] DID YOU WATCH THE GRAMMYS? 145 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,537 >> I DID, YEAH >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT I HARRY STYLES NAILED THE 146 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,108 OPENING. A PERFECT WAY TO OPEN THE THING. 147 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:52,679 CRUSHED, SOUNDED GOOD. THEN DID HE SOME COOL KIND OF SALSA REMIX OF "WATERMELON 148 00:11:52,679 --> 00:12:00,787 SUGAR," I THOUGHT WAS GOOD I LIKED THE FORMAT >> IT WAS LIKE JOOLS HOLLAND 149 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:05,291 >> Jimmy: IT WAS JOOLS HOLLAND I LIKED IT >> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE 150 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:10,063 JOOLS HOLLAND. I LIKED KNOWING THE BAN'S STORY BEFORE THEY CAME ON TO PLAY. 151 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:16,970 BLACK PUMAS. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT I LOVED THAT 152 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:23,877 I LOVE HEARING SOMEONE'S STORY I ALSO LIKE THE WHOLE IDEA OF, THAT IT WAS VERY POSITIVE. 153 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,246 YOU KNOW I THINK EVERYONE HAD A TOUGH YEAR BUT THERE WERE NO PEOPLE, 154 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:33,086 MAYBE THERE WERE UNDER THEIR MASKS BUT THEY WERE LIKE ROOTING FOR EACH OTHER 155 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,490 HEY, WE'RE IN THE SAME BUSINESS I TRY TO DO THAT EVERY TIME I 156 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:41,795 TRY TO HOST THOSE SHOWS. WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING EACH OTHER 157 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,431 THE WHOLE IDEA OF MUSIC AND KEEPING IT ALIVE I THOUGHT THAT MESSAGE CAME 158 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:49,536 THROUGH. I THINK THEY DID A GREAT JOB WITH THAT. 159 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:54,107 IT WAS FUN HEY, GUYS, THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP WAS THIS WEEKEND 160 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,611 AND WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH THAT. WE GAVE A BUNCH OF THE PLAYERS 161 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:04,751 WEIRD PHRASES AND ASKED THEM TO SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR INTERVIEWS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 162 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:15,228 NO ONE KNEW WE WOULD DO THIS IT'S TIME FOR DROP IT IN * DROP IT IN * 163 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:22,335 >> CALIFORNIA GOLF CAN YOU COMPARE AND CONTRAST >> YEAH, IT'S INTERESTING. 164 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:29,109 THIS WEEK, COMPARED TO WHEN WE NORMALLY PLAY THE EVENT, IT'S MORE GREEN 165 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:33,913 I'M USED TO IT BEING MORE BONE DRY. THE ROUGH JUST SEEMS TO BE 166 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,684 SWEET SASSY MOLASSI. >> JUST TALK ABOUT BEING BACK AND TO HAVE THE BANDS HERE THIS 167 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:42,922 WEEK >> YEAH. I'M JUST CORN DOG LIVING A 168 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:47,494 A HOTDOG LIFE AGAIN NOW. >> NOW WE'RE AT 20% CAPACITY HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING 169 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,697 FORWARD TO THAT ASPECT >> TO BE HONEST, KHAKI IS WITH THE PLEATS AND KEEP US IN OUR 170 00:13:50,697 --> 00:14:00,273 SEATS. >> YOU TALK A LITTLE ABOUT THAT PART OF YOUR GAME. 171 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:05,612 >> I LOVE PUTTING. I'M A PUTT, PUTT, NUT, NUT CAN I GET A WHAT, WHAT 172 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,215 >> I THINK I LEARNED YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE GOLF COURSE THERE IS TROUBLE IN EVERY 173 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,685 HORSE. YOU CAN TRY TO PIN THE TAIL IN THE DONKEY BUT EVENTUALLY 174 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:17,757 YOU'LL GET KICKED IN THE TEETH >> I'VE NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO SKIM ON THE DIP. 175 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,060 >> JUST CURIOUS YOUR THOUGHTS OF THE TEE SHOT, IF IT IS INTIMIDATING 176 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:27,367 >> THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS WE HAVE THE MEAT WE HAVE WHAT WE NEED 177 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:32,739 YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AS SIMPLE AS THAT. >> Jimmy: THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS, 178 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:37,877 WE HAVE THE MEATS. MY GOODNESS. THAT WAS GREAT 179 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,980 THANK YOU TO ALL THE PLAYERS WHO HELPED US WITH THAT. WHEN WE COME BACK, JOHN OLIVER 180 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:46,953 AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME CALLED I ROBOT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, 181 00:14:46,953 --> 00:15:05,772 EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK * 182 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,074 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY 183 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:14,314 ROBOT. * HEY HEY HEY ROBOT HEY ROBOT * 184 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,350 TO PLAY AGAINST A ROBOT, I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP FROM SOMEONE SMART. 185 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,187 HE'S A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF THE MULTIPLE EMMY-WINNING SHOW, LAST WEEK 186 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:28,061 TONIGHT, WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON HBO PLEASE WELCOME JOHN OLIVER 187 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,798 HERE WE GO LOOK AT YOU. >> HELLO, JIMMY. 188 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:36,503 HELLO, EVERYBODY >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 189 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:41,207 THIS IS BIZARRE. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MAX HEADROOM OR SOMETHING 190 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:45,879 LIKE AN ART PIECE. I LIKE IT. YEAH, IT'S COOL. 191 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:50,083 JOHN, THIS IS A REAL -- THIS IS BASED ON A REAL BOARD GAME CALLED "HEY ROBOT" THAT YOU CAN 192 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,753 PLAY AT HOME EVERYONE WATCHING, IT IS LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME "PASSWORD," 193 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:57,624 BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART SPEAKER. FIRST WHAT I WILL DO, I WILL 194 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:02,062 PICK A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT AND WE WILL TAKE TURNS ASKING A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER 195 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:07,434 TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN THE ANSWER ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 196 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,502 I WILL GO FIRST. >> I'M READY >> Jimmy: OKAY 197 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:14,207 SO I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY, "LEPRECHAUN. >> OKAY. 198 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:19,879 >> Jimmy: IF I DON'T GET IT, THEN YOU GO. HERE WE GO 199 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:30,590 ALEXA, WHAT FICTIONAL CARTOON CHARACTER IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE POT OF GOLD? 200 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,126 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO GRUMPY CAT.COM, 201 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:37,864 CARTOON GRUMPY CAT FROWNS NEXT TO FOUR SHAMROCKS AND POT OF GOLD AND I HOPE IT IS 202 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:44,604 EMPTY-PRINTED AROUND HER ON A CUTE GREEN SHIRT >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES ZERO 203 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,641 SENSE. >> ALEXA HAS GOT TO SPEND LESS TIME ON GRUMPYCAT.COM. 204 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:54,114 IF THAT'S WHERE SHE'S GETTING ALL HER NEWS, WE'RE IN REAL TROUBLE. 205 00:16:54,114 --> 00:17:00,453 THANKS, ALEXA. YOU CANNOT TRUST ANY OF THE DATA COMING OUT OF THAT. 206 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:08,028 >> Jimmy: JOHN, YOU HAVE TO TRY TO GET TO IT SAY THIS WORD >> OKAY. 207 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,030 THIS SHOULD BE FUN IF SHE GETS IT WRONG, I'M ANXIOUS TO HEAR WHAT SHE COMES 208 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:17,704 UP WITH. ALEXA, WHAT IS AN OFFENSIVE IRISH STEREOTYPE 209 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,540 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO REFERENCE.COM, 210 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,811 STEREOTYPES ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE INCLUDE THEY ALL DRINK A LOT, THEY ALL HAVE RED HAIR AND THEY 211 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:33,253 ALL HAVE A MEAN TEMPER >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, 212 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188 JOHN >> ALEXA, THAT'S JUST IGNORANCE. 213 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:40,660 >> Jimmy: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, BUD >> THOSE ARE SOME ARCANE TERMS 214 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:46,466 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, WHAT IS THE MASCOT FOR NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH? 215 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:51,304 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA.ORG, THE 216 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:56,843 NOTRE DAME LEPRECHAUN -- >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT I FEEL GOOD. 217 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,611 THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT. ALEXA, STOP, THANK YOU VERY 218 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,649 MUCH HERE WE GO IT IS YOUR TURN, YOU'RE UP 219 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:10,523 YOU HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY, "LIVERPOOL." >> OH, ALEXA, WHAT IS THE 220 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:19,032 GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON 221 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:24,404 THE WEB. ACCORDING TO GRIDIRON.COM, THERE'S ONLY ONE GREATEST TEAM 222 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:29,743 OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF GREAT TEAMS AND THAT TEAM IS THE 1985 CHICAGO BEARS 223 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:36,316 >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I TOTALLY AGREE. THAT'S CORRECT 224 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:41,221 YOU HAVE THE REFRIGERATOR PERRY, ABSOLUTELY. THE CHICAGO BEARS. 225 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,190 THAT'S THE ONLY GREATEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY -- I HAVE IT. READY? 226 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:48,228 ALEXA, WHERE ARE THE BEATLES FROM >> THE BEATLES IS ORIGINALLY 227 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:55,769 FROM LIVERPOOL >> NOTHING OFFENSIVE YOU WANT TO SAY ABOUT THAT, ALEXA 228 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:59,906 >> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T JUST SAY OFFENSIVE THINGS >> ANYTHING YOU WANT TO THROW 229 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:07,914 IN SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART, ALEXA YOUR ROTTEN HEART. 230 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:13,053 >> Jimmy: THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A COMMERCIAL FOR THIS. >> IN WHICH CASE I HAVE ANOTHER 231 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:20,260 ONE. ALEXA, HOW BAD ARE AMAZON WORKING CONDITIONS 232 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:25,065 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP, ALEXA, STOP >> NO, ALEXA, ALEXA WHAT - 233 00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:31,338 >> Jimmy: NO, ALEXA, THIS IS ME TIME NOW ALEXA, STOP. 234 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,908 STOP, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ALL RIGHT. 235 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:43,316 I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY, "BLACK HOLE." >> OKAY. 236 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:53,793 >> ALEXA, WHAT IS SOUND GARDEN'S BIGGEST HIT >> Jimmy: SPOON MAN. 237 00:19:53,793 --> 00:20:00,367 ALEXA, NAME ME SOME OF SOUND GARDEN'S GREATEST SONGS. >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON 238 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:06,606 THE WEB. ACCORDING TO CNN.COM, THE BAND'S GREATEST SONGS, MIASMIC 239 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:10,677 PUNISHERS LIKE "BLACK HOLE SUN --" >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP. DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID YOU 240 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:17,317 THAT >> I FELT LIKE THAT WAS, AT BEST, TEAM WORK, JIMMY 241 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:22,889 AND AT WORST, IT WAS ALL MY IDEA >> Jimmy: MAN VERSUS MACHINE 242 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:28,695 THAT WAS US PROVING THAT -- SOMETHING. DID WE PROVE ANYTHING? 243 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:35,802 WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE >> ARE YOU ASKING ME OR ALEXA? >> Jimmy: WHEN I SPEAK TO 244 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:40,273 YOU -- JOHN OLIVER, WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE 245 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:44,210 >> WELL, I LOOKED AT GRUMPYCAT.COM, AND IT TURNS OUT -- 246 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:52,385 >> Jimmy: FORGET IT, FORGET IT, FORGET IT. WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL ROUND. 247 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:58,291 IT IS WORTH 1,000 POINTS >> OH, WOW >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET ALEXA 248 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:12,305 TO SAY THE WORD, "HOAGIE." >> AH! >> ALEXA, WHAT DO PEOPLE FROM 249 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:19,079 PHILADELPHIA CALL SANDWICHES >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. 250 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:24,851 ACCORDING TO SKATER.COM, IN PHILADELPHIA, A SANDWICH LAYERED WITH MEAT AND CHEESE IS 251 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:30,890 A HOAGIE >> Jimmy: OH LOOK AT THAT 252 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:38,298 COME ON, JOHN OLIVER, THE KING OF ALEXA >> I DON'T LIKE YOU, ALEXA 253 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,834 >> Jimmy: JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND 254 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,637 I'LL TELL YOU MORE WITH JOHN AFTER THE BREAK. ALEXA, MUTE. 255 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,941 ALEXA, MUTE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> ALEXA - 256 00:21:47,941 --> 00:22:08,628 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 257 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,230 I'M HERE WITH JOHN OLIVER, THE HOST OF "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER. 258 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:14,234 I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW AND THANK YOU FOR DOING "HEY 259 00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:19,172 ROBOT. >> OF COURSE IT WAS, I WAS GOING TO SAY A 260 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:24,711 A PLEASURE BUT IT WASN'T IT WASN'T. I REALLY HOPE, JIMMY, YOU 261 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:30,517 DIDN'T CUT OUT MY QUESTION ABOUT WHAT - WHAT UNION BUSTING IS. 262 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:35,255 I PRESUME YOU LEFT THAT IN >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST ON -- I WAS JUST GOING TO TAKE YOUR 263 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:41,327 JOKE, AGAIN. I WAS JUST ON GRUMPY CAT.COM I KIND OF REMEMBER GRUMPY CAT 264 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:47,133 WAS LIKE, IT WAS A CAT, RIGHT? IT LOOKED SAD? >> YEAH. 265 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:51,338 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE TRIED TO GET GRUMPY CAT IN THE FIRST YEAR, I THINK, OF 266 00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,139 OUR SHOW, WE HAD AN IDEA FOR A A JOKE AND WE SAID, WE GOT IN TOUCH WITH GRUMPY CAT'S PEOPLE 267 00:22:53,139 --> 00:23:01,314 SAYING "COULD WE HAVE GRUMPY CAT? THEY SENT PACK THE -- THE FIRST 268 00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:03,149 CLASS PLANE TICKETS THEY WOULD NEED AND WHAT GRUMPY CAT COST AND WE THOUGHT [ BLEEP ] GRUMPY 269 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:09,522 CAT. WE DON'T NEED THAT FOR THIS JOKE 270 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:15,228 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE COULD GET? ANOTHER CAT. 271 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:19,366 >> Jimmy: WE DID SOMETHING -- WE HAD A DOG THAT WAS A FAMOUS DOG. 272 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:23,536 IT JUST LOOKED CUTE. IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. IT JUST SAT ON A DOG BED AND 273 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:28,875 LOOKED CUTE. AND IT WAS -- OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 274 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:34,080 IT WAS BACKSTAGE AT A KEVIN HART CONCERT >> WOW 275 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:38,084 >> Jimmy: I SWEAR! >> YOU ARE FULLY CONFLATING TWO MEMORIES THERE 276 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,221 "WAS IT ON THE SHOW? IT WAS BACKSTAGE AT A KEVIN HART CONCERT 277 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:47,694 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DREAMT IT LET'S MOVE ON. NO, I -- WE HAVE TO GO BACK. 278 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:52,165 YOU SAW A FAMOUS DOG LYING ON A BED BACKSTAGE AT A KEVIN HART CONCERT? 279 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:56,736 >> Jimmy: YES. I WENT TO A KEVIN HART CONCERT I WENT BACKSTAGE AND IN A ROOM, 280 00:23:56,736 --> 00:24:02,042 THEY GO, "DO YOU WANT TO MEET SOMETHING DOG? I GO, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT 281 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,712 IS I'M JUST HERE TO SAY HI TO KEVIN. 282 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:11,618 THEY GO, "WELL, THE OWNERS WERE LIKE, YOU CAN SAY HELLO TO WHATEVER IT WAS. 283 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:16,856 AND SO I WENT IN THERE WAS LIKE A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO MEET THIS DOG 284 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,259 THE DOG WAS IN ONE OF THE ROOMS BACKSTAGE. LIKE HE HAD HIS OWN DRESSING 285 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,127 ROOM >> I MEAN, EVERY -- EVERY ANECDOTE FROM BEFORE THE 286 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:26,833 PANDEMIC SEEMS DISLOCATING NOW TO ME, THAT'S ONE OF THE WEIRDEST ANECDOTES I'VE EVER 287 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,602 HEARD. I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE THROWN THAT OUT, JIMMY, LIKE THAT'S 288 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:34,474 A NORMAL THING TO SAY. "I MET THIS FAMOUS DOG BACKSTAGE OF A KEVIN HART 289 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,276 CONCERT," IS A SEQUENCE OF WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE I DON'T THINK HAVE EVER BEEN SAID 290 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:45,785 BEFORE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> "THIS FAMOUS DOG BACKSTAGE 291 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:53,593 AT A KEVIN HART CONCERT AND IT LOOKED DISAPPOINTED. AND I KIND OF GOT IT 292 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,096 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME TOPICAL THINGS IF YOU DON'T MIND 293 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:58,164 >> LET'S DO IT >> Jimmy: SOMETHING EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS 294 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:02,769 PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN'S INTERVIEW WITH OPRAH >> RIGHT 295 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:08,641 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH THIS >> I DID I DID WATCH IT 296 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:14,881 >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING? >> YEAH, MY WIFE, SHE -- I WATCHED IT SOUP TO NUTS. 297 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:19,486 THE WHOLE THING. AND YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING? 298 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,221 I MEAN, I WILL SAY, I DIDN'T FIND ANY OF IT SURPRISING. THAT WAS KIND OF WHAT I FELT 299 00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:28,328 SADLY, HER EXPERIENCE WAS GOING TO BE GOING IN BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I GREW UP, I 300 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:30,196 KNOW THE ROYAL FAMILY FROM A A DISTANCE AND THEY SEEMED LIKE FLAWED 301 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:37,504 PEOPLE, THAT'S LITERALLY THE KINDEST WAY I CAN POSSIBLY PUT IT 302 00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:39,372 >> Jimmy: NOTHING SHOCKED YOU AT ALL BY THE INTERVIEW? >> THE ONLY THING THAT SHOCKED 303 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:43,977 ME AFTERWARDS WAS -- WAS THAT OPRAH, THE NEXT DAY, SAYING THAT PRINCE HARRY WANTS TO MAKE 304 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:48,548 IT CLEAR THAT IT WASN'T PRINCE PHILLIP BEING RACIST. WHICH MADE ME THINK, "REALLY 305 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,084 OKAY, THAT -- THAT IS ACTUALLY SURPRISING I THINK IT WAS JUST ASSUMED. 306 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:53,253 AND I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DIDN'T HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK ANY 307 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:57,223 CHANGE WILL COME FROM THIS INTERVIEW? >> I DON'T -- I MEAN, IT'S HARD 308 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:01,561 TO SAY, ISN'T IT BECAUSE THE ROYAL FAMILY, ITS WHOLE SELLING POINT IS THAT IT 309 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:06,700 DOESN'T CHANGE THAT WAS KIND OF THE POINT IT OVER CENTURIES, THAT, YOU 310 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,869 KNOW TIMES COME AND GO GOVERNMENTS RISE AND FALL BUT THE ROYAL FAMILY WILL ALWAYS BE 311 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:15,875 THERE, UNYIELDING. THE STIFF UPPER LIP THAT DOESN'T WOBBLE 312 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:21,047 SO THAT'S THEIR SELLING POINT. AS YEARS GO BY, YOU REALIZE THAT NOT CHANGING IS NOT 313 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:28,221 ENTIRELY A GOOD THING. BECAUSE THAT MEANS THE TIMES MIGHT BE CHANGING AROUND YOU 314 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:32,392 AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO EVOLVE SO I DON'T THINK THEY WILL CHANGE 315 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:35,662 I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY SHOULD 316 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:38,631 THE ONE PERSON WHO I THINK HAS BEEN REALLY HAPPY ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS PRINCE ANDREW. 317 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,467 I'M GUESSING THAT HE HAS BEEN NUDGING THE ROYAL FAMILY, LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT MEGHAN 318 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:46,406 DID? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DRAGGING THIS FAMILY'S NAME 319 00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:50,977 INTO DISREPUTE SHAMING US, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: "EVERYONE IS TALKING 320 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:55,782 ABOUT THIS AND ONLY THIS." >> "SHE'S RUINED OUR REPUTATION, SHE HAS, RIGHT, 321 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:59,486 GUYS?" WOW! >> Jimmy: WOW! 322 00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:05,625 THE OTHER WEEK ON YOUR SHOW YOU BRIEFLY TALKED ABOUT TED CRUZ GOING TO CANCUN. 323 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:10,096 AND I GOT THE FEELING THERE WAS MORE YOU WANTED TO SAY BUT DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME 324 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:14,134 WE HAVE THE TIME NOW IS THERE - >> OH! 325 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:18,271 I MEAN, THE THING THAT WAS MOST TANTALIZING TO ME ABOUT THAT REGRETFUL EPISODE WAS HOW THE 326 00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:25,578 CRUZ'S GROUP CHAT LEAKING. BECAUSE, I THINK IT JUST REALLY DRILLED HOME TO ME THAT NOTHING 327 00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:32,185 GOOD COMES FROM A GROUP CHAT I DON'T MESS WITH GROUP CHATS, JIMMY. 328 00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:35,889 >> Jimmy: I WONDER IF SHE FOUND OUT WHICH FRIEND IT WAS. >> OH, SHE DEFINITELY FOUND OUT 329 00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:38,558 WHICH FRIEND IT WAS. I THINK SHE KNEW GOING IN. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEAK LINK IN 330 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:44,097 A GROUP CHAT IS. SHE DIDN'T NEED TO FIND OUT. SHE KNEW 331 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,832 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANOTHER -- DO YOU THINK THERE IS ANOTHER 332 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:51,404 GROUP CHAT THAT'S TALKING ABOUT HEIDI CRUZ >> OH, 100%. 333 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:55,342 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY. THERE'S THE GROUP CHAT WITH HEIDI CRUZ ON IT 334 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:58,845 AND THERE'S THE SAME GROUP CHAT WITHOUT HEIDI CRUZ ON IT AND THAT IS THE GROUP CHAT THAT 335 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:03,316 I WANT TO SEE. I WANT TO SEE THE "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS [ BLEEP ] FROM THE 336 00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:11,024 REST OF THE NEIGHBORS? THAT'S THE GROUP CHAT WITH THE GOOD STUFF IN. 337 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:14,594 THAT IS THE ONE GROUP CHAT I WILL JOIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, REALLY - 338 00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:18,298 >> HEIDI CRUZ'S NEIGHBOR'S GROUP CHAT THAT SHE'S NOT ON THAT 339 00:28:18,298 --> 00:28:21,167 INVITE ME. I'M THERE. >> Jimmy: THIS PAST YEAR HAS 340 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,771 BEEN TOUGH FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE I WANT TO SAY ONE THING I LOVE ABOUT YOUR SHOW IS THAT YOU'RE 341 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:31,745 CONTINUOUSLY FINDING WAYS TO GIVE AND DONATE. AND YOU DONATE IN INTERESTING 342 00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:39,185 WAYS TO FOOD BANKS >> WHAT WE WERE REALLY DOING, IS KIND OF MONEY LAUNDERING 343 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:43,590 HBO'S PRODUCTION BUDGET TO THE BANKS DUE TO LAST YEAR SO IT FELT LIKE WE WERE JUST 344 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,525 EACH WEEK TRYING TO COME UP WITH DIFFERENT WAYS TO KIND OF FORCE A DONATION TO A FOOD 345 00:28:45,525 --> 00:28:51,765 BANK "SELL US THIS PAINTING WE'LL GIVE YOU - 346 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:55,068 NAME YOUR SEWAGE PLANT AFTER ME." >> Jimmy: THE SEWAGE PLANT WAS 347 00:28:55,068 --> 00:29:00,640 THE BEST SO, WAIT, SO YOU JUST GO LIKE THIS 348 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,376 "WE'RE JUST MAKING A SHOW. WE NEEDED A BUDGET FOR THAT AND THE MONEY WILL GO TO THE FOOD 349 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:07,180 BANK." >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'VE GIVEN US THIS MONEY, 350 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,350 HBO, FOR A REASON. WE'RE GONNA USE IT FOR SOMETHING ELSE NOW 351 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:13,319 IS THAT THE DEFINITION OF FRAUD? IT SEEMS TO BE, BUT LET'S 352 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:17,457 JUST - LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT CHARITY HAS HAPPENED AND NOT AN ACTUAL 353 00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:21,261 CRIME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BETTER WAY TO PUT IT. 354 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,431 JOHN, WE LOVE EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. WE ALWAYS, I PERSONALLY, I LOVE 355 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,099 EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU COME ON AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FUNNY, AND FOR DOING THOSE 356 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:35,041 SHOWS AND JUST GETTING US THROUGH THE TRICKIEST OF POLITICAL TIMES. 357 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,311 AND MAKING US ALL LAUGH. REALLY, IT DOESN'T FALL ON DEAF EARS 358 00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:44,317 >> I APPRECIATE IT, MATE >> Jimmy: JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY. 359 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:49,155 "LAST WEEK WITH JOHN OLIVER" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 11 PM ON HBO BRIAN TYREE HENRY JOINS US WHEN 360 00:29:49,155 --> 00:30:04,137 WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 361 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:07,774 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND TONY NOMINATED ACTOR. HIS NEW MOVIE 362 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:15,415 "GODZILLA VS. KONG" IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX STARTING MARCH 31st. 363 00:30:15,415 --> 00:30:21,554 HERE IS BRIAN TYREE HENRY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN! 364 00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,390 >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING 365 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:26,493 OUR SHOW >> OF COURSE YOU KNOW I WOULD DO ANYTHING 366 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:31,364 FOR YOU INCLUDING GETTING A PIER ONE IMPORT ZOOM BACKGROUND 367 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:35,101 I WAS LIKE, I NEED AS MANY WOVEN BASKETS FOR JIMMY AS POSSIBLE 368 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:38,471 AND BAM! >> Jimmy: WOW! LET'S GET INTO SOME OF THE 369 00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:41,241 STUFF. I KNOW YOU WRAPPED UP SOME BIG MOVIES, "THE WOMAN IN THE 370 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:47,380 WINDOW," "THE OUTSIDE STORY. BUT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE FILMING A A MOVIE WITH BRAD PITT CALLED 371 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:52,919 "BULLET TRAIN. >> YES "BULLET TRAIN. 372 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:55,555 >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW BRAD AT ALL BEFORE THIS? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS 373 00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,323 FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO MEET BRAD, I THINK IT WAS AROUND THE TIME WE WERE DOING PRESS FOR "IF 374 00:30:57,323 --> 00:31:04,397 BEALE STREET COULD TALK. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HIS COMPANY PLAN B WAS PART OF THE 375 00:31:04,397 --> 00:31:08,501 PRODUCTION OF PRODUCING IT AND YOU HAVE THAT MOMENT WHERE LIKE, I THINK THIS WAS A PART 376 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:12,372 OF MY CAREER WHERE I STILL WAS JUST NOT REALLY SURE I WAS IN THE RIGHT ROOM 377 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,875 IT WAS LIKE, AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN BRAD PITT -- AND THE 378 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,777 THING IS WHEN YOU WERE STANDING THERE AND BRAD PITT IS WALKING TOWARD YOU, YOU HAVE, YOUR BODY 379 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:25,852 WANTS TO DO THIS THING OF MAKE SURE YOU SAY THE RIGHT THING MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE UPRIGHT. 380 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:28,688 AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, YOU KNOW AND OF COURSE, ME, I'M LIKE, 381 00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:32,625 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS BRAD PITT HE'S COMING UP TO ME, HE'S LIKE, HEY, MAN, I'M A FAN OF 382 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:36,463 YOURS. I PRETTY MUCH LIKE WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU'RE IN 383 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:41,267 MY VOICE WENT TO THIS OCTAVE, THAT I'VE NEVER REALLY -- THIS FALSETTO THAT JUST NEVER 384 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:46,606 AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "THANK YOU, BRAD PITT! THANKS A LOT!" 385 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:52,412 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> "THANKS A MILLION, BRAD PITT! 386 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:56,016 I WAS LIKE, WHY DID I JUST LIKE A REGISTER THAT JUST GOES THAT YOU DON'T -- 387 00:31:56,016 --> 00:32:00,954 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: HE MUST HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME THOUGH BECAUSE 388 00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:06,760 EVERYONE PROBABLY FREAKS OUT >> I THINK THAT I DID IT AGAIN WHEN I GOT ON THE SET WITH HIM 389 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,296 BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE, HEY, B. WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M LIKE, "I'M DOING GREAT, 390 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:15,068 BRAD PITT. HOW ARE YOU! BUT IT WAS GREAT 391 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:19,472 IT WAS GREAT >> Jimmy: I'M DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ON YOU HERE 392 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:22,308 AND I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO BRING UP WITH YOU. 393 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:24,744 >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: THERE IS A RUMOR THAT YOU USED TO BE A DEEJAY? 394 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:30,517 IS THERE ANY -- IS THAT REAL >> THERE IS A RUMOR? YES. 395 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:33,586 I ACTUALLY, HERE'S THE QUESTION IF A DEEJAY DEEJAYS IN THE 396 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:38,291 WOODS AND THERE IS NOBODY THERE TO HEAR IT, IS HE REALLY A A DEEJAY 397 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:42,128 AND THE ANSWER TO ME IS YES. YES, IT IS BECAUSE -- 398 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,197 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET INTO IT >> I, I DID IT TO PAY MY WAY 399 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:49,202 THROUGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS AT YALE AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE WERE 400 00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,605 STUDYING A LOT AND YES, GRAD SCHOOL, YOU DARE TO BE THE MASTER OF YOUR CRAFT 401 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:56,910 BUT WE PARTIED A LOT LIKE, A LOT. SO I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY THAT 402 00:32:56,910 --> 00:33:01,381 HAD THE iPAD AND I MEAN LIKE THE CRANK iPAD BACK IN THE DAY THERE WAS LIKE 403 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:04,751 A CRANK iPAD >> Jimmy: OH >> I WOULD JUST HOOK IT UP 404 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:07,287 BECAUSE I'M LIKE, THERE IS THE DEPARTMENT OF SOUND. LET'S HOOK THIS UP 405 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:10,790 LET'S DO THIS. AND I WOULD JUST DEEJAY. >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE THAT 406 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:13,393 BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, DUDE, I'M THE PERSON THAT HAD ALL THE MUSIC. 407 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:18,665 MY SETS WERE NOT GOOD BUT I DEEJAYED >> LOOK, I REALIZED THAT IN 408 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:20,400 GRAD SCHOOL, IT'S YALE, SO I MEAN, NO DIS BUT MOST OF THESE PARTIES WERE PREDOMINANTLY 409 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:25,839 WHITE PARTIES. AND I REALIZE THAT THERE ARE FOUR SONGS THAT SET 410 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,975 PREDOMINANTLY WHITE PARTIES OFF. IT'S LIKE ANYTHING BY MADONNA 411 00:33:28,975 --> 00:33:35,081 IN THE '80s, A QUEEN SONG, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING IF YOU GET A QUEEN SONG, IF YOU 412 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:40,754 DO LIKE "YMCA" IN THERE SOMEWHERE. IT SETS THE PARTY OFF. 413 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:45,458 AND THEN IF YOU DO LIKE "JUMP AROUND," BY HOUSE OF PAIN. >> Jimmy: LOVE "JUMP AROUND. 414 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,294 >> WHICH IS FAIR WHICH IS FAIR. BECAUSE IT STILL KNOCKS TO THIS 415 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:51,231 DAY. BUT THOSE SONGS SET YOU ALL OFF. 416 00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:55,502 AND I WAS LIKE, GREAT. ALL RIGHT. LIKE THAT'S MY JAM 417 00:33:55,502 --> 00:34:00,106 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM! >> THAT'S MY JAM OH, WE LITERALLY JUST PLAYED 418 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:03,610 THIS FOR THE FOURTH TIME NOBODY WANTS TO JUMP AROUND ANYMORE. 419 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:08,081 BUT IT'S FINE. I GOT THROUGH. I GOT BY 420 00:34:08,081 --> 00:34:13,053 IT WAS GREAT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "GODZILLA VS KONG. 421 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:17,190 THIS THING IS GOING TO BE HUGE THIS IS AWESOME. THE TRAILER CAME OUT 422 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:22,729 AND I WAS LIKE, THEY'RE JUST LIKE PUNCHING AND GOING FOR IT >> I MEAN, THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S 423 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:28,068 LIKE A TURF WAR. IT'S LIKE GODZILLA SHOWED UP AND IT WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU 424 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:31,938 NEVER TO SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AND GODZILLA IS LIKE WHERE'S MY MONEY 425 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:36,209 IT'S JUST THAT FOR TWO HOURS IT'S REALLY, GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT 426 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:38,978 AND THEY ARE GOING AT IT, THEY ARE NOT PLAYING AROUND >> Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU HAD -- 427 00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:43,516 ALL MY MONEY'S WORTH FOR JUST GETTING THAT LITTLE BAR, THAT SOUND BAR. 428 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,887 >> YEAH, MAN YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I MISS THE THEATER. 429 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:50,990 I REALLY, REALLY MISS THE MOVIE THEATER. I MISS THE EXPERIENCE OF THE 430 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:54,728 TRAILERS COMING OUT. WHICH I'M SURE WE ALL DO BUT WE'VE HAD TO FIND A WAY TO 431 00:34:54,728 --> 00:35:00,367 MAKE OUR OWN HOME THEATERS SO WHAT BETTER TIME THAN LAST YEAR TO GET SOUND BAR, SET UP 432 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:08,475 THE SUB WOOFER I HAD THE LUXURY OF WATCHING IT IN MY HOME 433 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:13,179 I TURNED IT ALL THE WAY UP AND I SWEAR THAT I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EARTHQUAKE. 434 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:17,650 BECAUWE IT'S L.A L.A IS UNPREDICTABLE BUT IT WAS JUST A FIGHT. 435 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:21,454 LITERALLY A GODZILLA KONG FIGHT THAT WAS SHAKING MY WINDOWS. AND I LOVED EVERY SINGLE MINUTE 436 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:24,758 OF IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO BE GIANT. 437 00:35:24,758 --> 00:35:29,362 I WANT TO SHOW I'M SO EXCITIED I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS BRIAN TYREE HENRY IN 438 00:35:29,362 --> 00:35:31,631 HERE IS BRIAN TYREE HENRY IN "GODZILLA VS. KONG." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 439 00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:33,433 TO BE IN HERE. 440 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:40,840 >> YOU EVER WONDER WHAT ARE REALLY DOING HERE? I MEAN REALLY DOING HERE 441 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:47,847 >> WHY ARE YOU HERE? THIS ISN'T ENGINEERING >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE TO 442 00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:49,716 WAIT BECAUSE THEY'RE RENDERING THESE NEW SPECS WHICH WILL TAKE OVER, OVER ONE HOUR, MAYBE EVEN 443 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:58,458 MORE SO MY FOREMAN TOLD ME TO TAKE A WALK AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 444 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:06,633 NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS I CAN SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU, RIGHT? 445 00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:09,936 THIS IS HAND SANITIZER THAT I MADE IT'S REALLY AMAZING. 446 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:15,742 I DON'T KNOW IF I USED THAT. AHH, YES >> Jimmy: BRIAN TYREE HENRY, 447 00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:17,344 EVERYBODY. "GODZILLA VS. KONG" IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO 448 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,480 MAX STARTING MARCH 31st. TURN THE SOUND UP. GET THAT VOLUME UP 449 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,315 WE'LL BE BACK FOR A PERFORMANCE FROM JAPANESE BREAKFAST. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 450 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:41,067 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "BE SWEET" AT NATIONAL SAWDUST IN 451 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:44,170 BROOKLYN FROM HER UPCOMING ALBUM, "JUBILEE," I'M VERY HAPPY TO 452 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:48,742 ANNOUNCE, HERE IS JAPANESE BREAKFAST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:36:49,943 --> 00:37:14,834 * * TELL THE MEN I'M COMING TELL THEM COUNT THE DAYS * 454 00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:23,443 * I CAN FEEL THE NIGH PASSING BY LIK A MISTAKE WAITING FOR ME * 455 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:34,154 * CAUGHT UP IN MY FEELING OVERTHINK THE TRUTH * * FANTASIZE YOU'VE LEFT M 456 00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:44,731 BEHIND AND I'M TURNE BACK RUNNING FOR YOU * * MAKE IT UP TO M 457 00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:52,072 YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER * * MAKE IT UP TO M YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER * 458 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:59,179 * BE SWEET TO ME BABY I WANNA BELIEVE IN YOU I WANNA BELIEVE * 459 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:05,018 * BE SWEE BE SWEET TO ME BABY * * I WANNA BELIEVE IN YO 460 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:25,305 I WANNA BELIEV IN SOMETHING * * 461 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:33,513 * SO COME AND GET YOUR WOMAN PACIFY HER RAGE * 462 00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:37,884 * TAKE THE TIME T UNDO YOUR LIES * * MAKE IT UP ONCE MOR 463 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:52,966 WITH FEELING * * RECOGNIZE YOUR MISTAKES AND I'LL LET YOU BACK IN * 464 00:38:52,966 --> 00:39:03,877 * REALIZE NOT TOO LAT LOVED YOU ALWAYS * * MAKE IT UP TO M 465 00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:10,684 YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER * * MAKE IT UP TO M YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER * 466 00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:17,824 * BE SWEET TO ME BABY I WANNA BELIEVE IN YOU I WANNA BELIEVE * 467 00:39:17,824 --> 00:39:23,797 * BE SWEE BE SWEET TO ME BAB I WANNA BELIEVE IN YOU * 468 00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:30,470 * I WANNA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING * * BE SWEET TO ME BABY 469 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:36,710 I WANNA BELIEVE IN YOU I WANNA BELIEVE * * BE SWEE 470 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:44,351 BE SWEET TO ME BAB I WANNA BELIEVE IN YOU * * I WANNA BELIEVE 471 00:39:44,351 --> 00:40:07,307 IN SOMETHING * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 472 00:40:07,307 --> 00:40:09,709 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JAPANESE BREAKFAST. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 473 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:27,227 COME BACK, EVERYBODY THANK YOU, GUYS. * 474 00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:29,396 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. 475 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:32,565 WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.