1 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:27,460 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF 2 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:32,999 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,201 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 4 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,404 MADELAINE PETSCH MUSICAL GUEST ROSE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,105 ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:58,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 7 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:05,365 HEY, ROOTS LOOKING GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:09,302 I APPRECIATE IT, GUYS. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYONE. 9 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:14,074 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, YESTERDAY THE WHITE HOUSE HAD A PRESS BRIEFING, AND 10 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,742 THEY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY REACHED OUT TO NORTH KOREA TO RESTART NUCLEAR TALKS BUT HAVE 11 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:26,152 NOT HEARD BACK AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE REASON FOR THE LACK OF RESPONSE MIGHT 12 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,787 BE THAT KIM JONG-UN USES A FAX MACHINE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED BIDEN DOES, TOO, SO. 13 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:36,863 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, HOURS AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT HADN'T RECEIVED 14 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,264 A RESPONSE FROM NORTH KOREA, KIM JONG-UN'S SISTER MADE A STATEMENT. 15 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,101 KIM JONG-UN'S SISTER MADE A STATEMENT. LISTEN TO THIS 16 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,704 BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SHE SAYS, "IF IT WANTS TO SLEEP 17 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:49,442 IN PEACE FOR THE COMING FOUR YEARS, IT HAD BETTER REFRAIN FROM CAUSING A STINK AT ITS 18 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:59,919 FIRST STEP." >> Questlove: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:03,423 >> Jimmy: OKAY YEAH, NICE TRY, NORTH KOREA, BUT WE'RE AMERICA. 20 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,492 WE HAVEN'T SLEPT WELL FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,228 SERIOUSLY, ONLY FOUR YEARS WITHOUT SLEEP SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN. 22 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,630 ALSO I LIKE THAT KIM JONG-UN HAD HIS SISTER DELIVER THE MESSAGE. 23 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,133 IT'S LIKE NORTH KOREA'S VERSION OF, "I HEARD A NOISE IN AMERICA. 24 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:20,907 GO CHECK IT OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, AND HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS 25 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,942 ACCORDING TO U.S. INTELLIGENCE, RUSSIA AND IRAN TRIED TO INTERFERE WITH THE 26 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:28,548 2020 ELECTION. BIDEN'S LIKE, "WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID, THANKS, FELLAS. 27 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:33,653 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH THIS IS PRETTY ROUGH NEWS FOR 28 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,089 TRUMP. IT'S LIKE LOSING IN LITTLE LEAGUE AND THEN FINDING OUT 29 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:41,795 YOUR DAD BRIBED THE UMP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW PUTIN 30 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:48,335 AND THE AYATOLLAH ARE ON THE COUCH LIKE A NORA EPHRON MOVIE "WE LOVE HACKING ELECTIONS 31 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,938 HE WANTED TO HACK BALLOTS, I WANT TO HACK TWITTER AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE." 32 00:02:51,938 --> 00:03:01,114 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME BUSINESS NEWS HERE. I SAW THAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS 33 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:07,053 RELEASING A NEW SUGAR FREE SODA CALLED FROSTBITE ZERO SUGAR. HERE'S A PHOTO 34 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,688 SOMETHING TELLS ME IF YOU'RE DRINKING A NEON BLUE DRINK CALLED FROSTBITE, YOU'RE NOT 35 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:16,429 THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE SUGAR CONTENT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,131 MEANWHILE I SAW THAT HEINZ JUST LAUNCHED THREE NEW COMBO CONDIMENTS CALLED HANCH, 37 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:28,775 WASABIOLI AND TARCHUP. >> YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,744 >> Jimmy: WHEN ASKED HOW THEY CAME UP WITH THESE, HEINZ WAS LIKE, "WE GOT DRAKED 39 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:38,518 DRUNK AND BAKED. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE 40 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,820 A LITTLE HEALTHIER SO I'M WAITING FOR TARCHUP ZERO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,990 THAT'S RIGHT THERE ARE THREE NEW COMBO CONDIMENTS 42 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,627 THERE'S TARCHUP, WHICH IS TARTAR SAUCE AND KETCHUP HANCH, WHICH IS HOT SAUCE AND 43 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:54,801 RANCH. AND WASABIOLI, WHICH IS WASABI AND AIOLI. 44 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,469 THEY'RE FUNNY NAMES, BUT SOME OF THE OTHER COMBOS THEY TRIED DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT 45 00:03:56,469 --> 00:04:01,808 FOR EXAMPLE, THEY TRIED COMBINING BALSAMIC AND HOT SAUCE AND GOT HOT BALLS. 46 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:10,884 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN THEY COMBINED OIL, AIOLI, AND MAYO AND GOT "OY, AY, YO!" 47 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:16,556 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THEY COMBINED BEEF GRAVY, ITALIAN DRESSING, AND 48 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,291 GREEK YOGURT IN A WOK WITH BARBECUE SAUCE AND GOT "AU JUS, AN ITALIAN, AND A GREEK WALK 49 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:31,871 INTO A BAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS IS INTERESTING. 50 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,673 A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT ALMOST 80% OF MANHATTAN OFFICE WORKERS WILL NOT RETURN TO THEIR 51 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:37,077 WORKPLACE FULL-TIME ONCE THEIR OFFICE REOPENS YEP. 52 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,712 80% ARE HAPPY THAT THEY WON'T RETURN TO THEIR WORKPLACE, WHILE THE OTHER 20% ARE 53 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:48,922 PARENTS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I'LL BE BACK IN 15 HOURS. 54 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,091 YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO TUCK YOURSELVES IN, RIGHT COOL 55 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:56,563 SEE YA." YEAH, BOSSES ARE ALREADY TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO COME BACK 56 00:04:56,563 --> 00:05:03,770 THEY'RE LIKE, "COME ON, THERE'S FREE HANCH IN THE KITCHEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 57 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,739 SORT OF MAKES SENSE. IT'S BASICALLY, DO I WANT MY THREE-BEDROOM OFFICE WITH 58 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,607 A PRIVATE BATHROOM OR DO I WANT A SHARED CUBICLE WITH FRANK, THE GUY IN THE OFFICE WHO BURNS 59 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:14,047 MICROWAVE POPCORN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S SOMEONE HERE THAT DOES 60 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:20,053 THAT I FORGET WHO IT IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 61 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,155 I'LL FIND OUT. I SMELL IT IS THAT YOU, QUEST 62 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,224 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND I GO, COME ON, MAN. 63 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,825 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, JUST STOP IT. I KNOW YOU'LL WASTE TEN 64 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,828 KERNELS. JUST DON'T -- I GOT TO PUSH ALL THE WAY. 65 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:32,732 GOT TO GET ALL THESE KERNELS POPPED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,267 YOU RUINED IT, BURNED IT AND THE WHOLE OFFICE SMELLS LIKE IT 67 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,469 >> Questlove: TWO MINUTES AND 37 SECONDS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,572 I GOT IT TO A SCIENCE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN. NO, NO 69 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,242 I'M SENSOR POP ALL THE WAY, MAN. >> Questlove: SENSOR POP 70 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,210 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT BY THE SENSORS. 71 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:48,915 YOU TYPE POPCORN SENSOR AND IT SHUTS OFF AUTOMATICALLY. >> Questlove: IT DOES? 72 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,284 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I'VE GOT TO TRY 73 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,520 THAT >> Jimmy: TOTALLY WORKS. YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO IT? 74 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,689 >> Questlove: HOW DO THEY DO IT >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 75 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,490 ANY GUESSES? >> Tariq: I WOULD GUESS THAT IT'S LIKE A -- IT'S AN AUDIO 76 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:03,897 THING. ONCE, YOU KNOW - [ POPPING 77 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,032 YOU'RE TALKING MICROWAVE OVEN, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. 78 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,701 >> Tariq: ONCE THE MICROWAVE, LIKE NO LONGER HEARS THE POPPING SOUND, WELL YOU KNOW, 79 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:16,609 ONCE THE POPS ARE A CERTAIN, YOU KNOW, DISTANCE APART - >> Jimmy: YUP. 80 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,345 >> Tariq: OR TIME APART, THEN IT SHUTS DOWN. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU THINK IT 81 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,513 SLOWS -- THE POPPING SLOWS DOWN >> Tariq: I KNOW THE POPPING 82 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,884 SLOWS DOWN AS THE POPCORN -- THAT'S - HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW. 83 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:31,458 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU COOK SOME POPCORN - >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 84 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,393 >> Tariq: THE CLOSER IT IS TO BEING COMPLETELY DONE, THE LESS IT'S GOING TO POP, BECAUSE, YOU 85 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,297 KNOW, THE KERNELS HAVE ALREADY POPPED BUT THEN YOU HAVE SOME -- SOME 86 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,699 STRAYS >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE OF STRAYS THERE. 87 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,201 WHICH TOTALLY DEBUNKS YOUR THEORY SO, NO, YOU'RE WRONG 88 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:44,938 UNFORTUNATELY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 89 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,240 OKAY HOW'S IT WORK? >> Jimmy: UH -- STEAM. 90 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,510 >> Tariq: AH >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. 91 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:57,717 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: AND NOW BACK TO THE SHOW 92 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:02,489 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF -- LLL SPEAKING OF WORKING FROM 93 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,924 HOME, THERE'S A NEW APP FOR ZOOM USERS CHECK THIS OUT 94 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,029 >> THE ZOOM ESCAPER APP. IT ALLOWS ZOOM USERS TO SABOTAGE THEIR OWN CALLS WITH 95 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:13,466 SOUND EFFECTS LIKE A CRYING BABY YOU CAN ALSO MAKE IT SEEM AS IF 96 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:19,039 YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION. >> Questlove: YES! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 97 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,107 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT AN APP THAT WILL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOUR ZOOM HAS TECHNICAL 98 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,210 DIFFICULTIES SO, BASICALLY THESE GUYS INVENTED ZOOM. 99 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:28,481 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY SOME NEWS FOR MEGA MILLIONS PLAYERS 100 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:39,893 AND FINALLY SOME NEWS FOR MEGA MILLIONS PLAYERS WATCH THIS 101 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,861 >> AN UNCLAIMED MEGA MILLIONS TICKET PURCHASED LAST YEAR IS 102 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,530 SET TO EXPIRE TOMORROW THE WINNING TICKET WAS BOUGHT IN RHODE ISLAND ON 103 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,699 ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2020 IT'S WORTH $1 MILLION AND THE RIGHTFUL OWNER HAS LESS THAN 24 104 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:49,703 HOURS TO ACCEPT THE LUMP SUM >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW LAST MARCH THE GUY LEFT HIS TICKET IN HIS 105 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,304 OFFICE NEXT TO A HALF EATEN SANDWICH THINKING, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS TOMORROW. 106 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,507 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 107 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,408 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY. 108 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:06,820 * >> Jimmy: AH, WHAT A SHOW WE 109 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,122 HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE COURIER. 110 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,926 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH 111 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:17,030 HIM AFTER WE TALK TO HIM IT'S A PRETTY FUN GAME IF YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IT, IT'S 112 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:21,468 "A TO Z. SO, YOU GO A TO Z FOR ANY SUBJECT. 113 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,838 SO SAY -- WE'RE DOING MOVIES TONIGHT. LET'S SAY WE DO MUSIC, OKAY? 114 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:30,143 A TO Z, I'LL SAY ABRACADABRA, STEVE MILLER BAND. >> Questlove: YEAH, I'LL SAY, 115 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:37,350 UH -- YOU KNOW - UM - >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, THE GAME IS 116 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,486 FUN. THE GAME'S FUN [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:45,492 WHAT YOU DO IS YOU GO BACK AND FORTH. >> Tariq: I GET IT THOUGH. 118 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,594 >> Jimmy: YOU UNDERSTAND >> Tariq: ME AND MY FAMILY, WE DO IT ALL THE TIME 119 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,863 >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU GOT SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, B? YOU GO WHAT? 120 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,298 >> Tariq: WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY DO, YOU KNOW, BANDS. LIKE, WE'LL DO LIKE -- 121 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,934 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T SAY BANDS ABRACADABRA IS A SONG. >> Tariq: OKAY, WELL WE DON'T 122 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,671 DO SONGS >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES. 123 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:01,041 >> Tariq: HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE DO FOOD >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 124 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,243 >> Tariq: WE DO FOOD ANYTHING THAT'S EDIBLE YOU CAN NAME 125 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,011 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Tariq: WE DO, YOU KNOW, CARS 126 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,248 YOU CAN NAME A BRAND >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND THERE'S OPTIONS 127 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:13,520 I COULD WEAR, YOU KNOW, A SPACE SUIT IF I WANT TO. >> Tariq: I FEEL LIKE I GET 128 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:20,293 ENOUGH WITH THE WHOLE MUSIC. I GET HOME, I JUST WANT TO - [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,562 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FED UP WITH MUSIC. >> Tariq: HAVE A COUPLE 130 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,031 BUTTERMILK - HAVE SOME BUTTERMILK - >> Jimmy: YEAH, HAVE A GLASS OF 131 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,600 LUKEWARM BUTTERMILK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S WHAT I DO 132 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,236 >> Jimmy: SIT BACK AND LAZY -- SIT BACK IN THE LA-Z-BOY AND RELAX. 133 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,739 >> Tariq: YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR JOB HOME, THAT'S YOUR THING. COOL 134 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,274 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: SO, JIMMY, "BOMB BOMB" BY SISTER NANCY. 135 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:38,311 >> Jimmy: C, GO. >> "CHECK THE RHYME", TRIBE CALLED QUEST 136 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,946 >> Jimmy: D. UH -- UH - WHATEVER 137 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:44,784 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> GOT HIM >> Jimmy: DISCO -- "DISCO 138 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:50,357 DUCK." "DISCO DUCK. WE'RE AT D 139 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,193 >> Tariq: GAME'S OVER ALREADY. >> Jimmy: YOU MESSED UP IN THE BEGINNING. 140 00:09:53,193 --> 00:10:01,067 >> Tariq: THE GAME WAS STILL GOING WHEN I MESSED UP [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,336 >> Jimmy: FUN TO PLAY WITH, MAN. ANYWAY, IT'S A FUN GAME. 142 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,639 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL PLAY WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 143 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:11,878 PLUS, FROM "RIVERDALE" ON THE CW, MADELAINE PETSCH IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:18,651 WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. ROSE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,621 YOU GUYS BE SURE TO TUNE IN THURSDAY NIGHT BECAUSE WE HAVE A BIG, BIG SHOW. 146 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:27,494 OUR GUEST WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,363 * WHOLE SHOW WHOLE SHOW 148 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,365 ALL SORTS OF FUN THINGS. SHE HAS A NEW FAMILY SHOW ON NETFLIX CALLED "WAFFLES AND 149 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,567 MOCHI. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT THEN WE'RE GOING TO ZOOM BOMB 150 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,537 PEOPLE SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO SHOW UP IN SOME RANDOM ZOOM MEETINGS 151 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:41,941 AND SURPRISE PEOPLE AND JUST SEE THEIR REACTION IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 152 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,445 WE'RE DOING THAT AS WELL WE'RE DOING MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT, I BELIEVE AS WELL, 153 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:52,352 RIGHT? WHERE SHE SETTLES A LOT OF INTERNET DEBATES 154 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,388 >> Questlove: LIKE THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE GIVE ME -- FOR EXAMPLE, 155 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:59,859 BEST MEAL. BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER >> Tariq: LUNCH. 156 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,262 >> Jimmy: WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN ON FRIDAY - 157 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:08,501 THEN ON FRIDAY -- GAME ENDED SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT >> Tariq: YEAH 158 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,138 >> Jimmy: LUNCH IS ALL BUSINESS FOR ME DURING LUNCH? >> Tariq: REALLY 159 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,973 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, MAN. >> Tariq: BREAKFAST IS THE PARTY? 160 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,576 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S DINNER MAN. DINNER >> Tariq: IT'S DINNER FOR YOU. 161 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,212 >> Jimmy: DINNER, BECAUSE IT'S MEMORIES, MAN. MAKE MEMORIES. 162 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,881 >> Tariq: I GUESS, YOU KNOW, MOST OF MY MEMORIES HAVE BEEN MADE OVER A NICE LUNCH 163 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:25,719 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> Tariq: YEAH, I PROPOSED TO 164 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:30,623 MY WIFE OVER LUNCH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YOU PROPOSED TO YOUR 165 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,559 WIFE >> Tariq: YEAH >> Questlove: IN THE AFTERNOON 166 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:36,796 >> Tariq: YES, YES, YES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IN THE DAYTIME 167 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,765 >> Questlove: I NEVER HEARD OF THAT OKAY 168 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,201 >> Tariq: DARE TO BE DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: INTERESTING MOVE YEAH 169 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,269 >> Tariq: I THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. I MOVE DIFFERENT 170 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:57,350 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE FUN IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN SHOW. 171 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,220 THEN ON FRIDAY WE HAVE ANOTHER BIG SHOW WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE THE STUDIO 172 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,288 AND WE'RE DOING A SPECIAL AT-HOME SHOW FROM MY HOUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:08,294 IT WAS A YEAR AGO -- IT WAS A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 174 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:12,565 I WOULD SAY IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A YEAR EXCEPT WE LIVED THROUGH IT 175 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,169 SO, IT IS A YEAR BUT GOSH IT WAS A YEAR AGO AND WE STARTED DOING THE SHOW 176 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,771 FROM MY HOUSE BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TOLD 177 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,439 ME HOW MUCH THEY ENJOYED IT, SO AND WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK AND DO ONE MORE. 178 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:26,212 WE HAVE MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,682 WE LOVE MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. WE'LL BE DOING THANK YOU NOTES, ASK THE FALLONS, WHICH IS WHERE 180 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:36,289 I BEG MY WIFE TO BE ON CAMERA. WHICH HOPEFULLY SHE'LL AGREE TO AND LOTS MORE. 181 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:41,661 EVEN THE KIDS MIGHT LAUGH EVEN AT MY JOKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,265 BUT BE SURE TO WATCH FOR THAT. IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN WEEK. BIG WEEK HERE AT THE SHOW. 183 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:50,503 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU KNOW, MY THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST 184 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,907 WHEN WE TEXT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHAT, JIMMY? 185 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,844 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU -- IT'S THE THREE DOTS >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH 186 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,746 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE EITHER YOU'RE WRITING A LONG TEXT OR YOU'RE JUST THINKING OR BY MISTAKE YOU 187 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:07,120 PRESSED THE LETTER AND PUT THE PHONE DOWN OR SOMETHING. >> Tariq: THAT NEVER HAPPENS 188 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,591 WHEN HAVE I EVER WRITTEN YOU A A LONG TEXT BACK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,560 >> Jimmy: I'M SETTING UP THE BIT. >> Tariq: OH, GOT IT 190 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:18,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU DO THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 191 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,234 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE WORST. 192 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,203 THAT IS THE WORST WHEN YOU'RE LIKE WHAT AM I WAITING FOR WHAT ARE YOU TYPING "WAR AND 193 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:27,674 PEACE? YOU COULD SAY HA YOU COULD GIVE ME A THUMBS UP. 194 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,542 SOMETHING. ANYWAY, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS I SAW ONLINE WHO LOOK A LOT 195 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,379 LIKE ME AND NICK JONAS WHO JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED "THREE DOTS." 196 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,580 RELEASED A SONG CALLED "THREE DOTS." CHECK THIS OUT 197 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:42,655 * >> THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ANYONE 198 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:50,196 WHO'S EVER BEEN LEFT WAITING WE FEEL YOU. * I JUST FOUN 199 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,365 THE FUNNIEST MEM WITH THE MOS ADORABLE DOG * 200 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:56,403 * THAT I'VE EVER SEEN SO I TEXT IT TO MY FRIEN SAYING NO LITERALLY ME 201 00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:00,573 RM THEN SEND * * NOW THEY'RE TYPIN SOMETHING BACK 202 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:05,045 STILL TYPING SOMETHING BAC I JUST WANNA KNOW * * WHAT YOU THOUGH 203 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,649 BUT ALL YOU SAID WAS THREE DOTS SO I'LL SAVE MY LAPTOP * 204 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:14,854 * TEXT STILL THREE DOTS WATCH A COUPLE TIKTOKS TEXT STILL THREE DOT 205 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,624 PLAY HOPSKOTCH * * WITH STREET CHALK TEXT STILL THREE DOT 206 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,427 STITCHING ON MY TEAPOT TEXT STILL THREE DOTS * * MY GIRL BE WRITIN 207 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,729 BACK SO LONG THA I'VE BEEN WIGGING OU LIKE 50 MINUTES * 208 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,065 * MAN I WONDER WHAT SHE WROTE ABOU GOTTA KNOW WHA 209 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,400 THE TEXT IS GONNA BE * * IT'S LIKE THE LITTLE BUBBLES 210 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:33,306 MAKING FUN OF ME BABY IT'S A GOOD THING * * CAUSE I CAN'T TAK 211 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,710 THESE ELLIPSES EVERY TEXT FROM YOU * * GETS ME SO HO 212 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,080 NOW ALL I GOT IS THREE DOT SO I PRACTICE MY JUMP SHOT TEXT THREE DOTS * 213 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:44,084 * DANCE TILL THE BEAT DROPS TEXT STILL THREE DOT TEXT STILL THREE DOT 214 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,954 WATCH THE OFFICE * * ON PEACOC TEXT STILL THREE DOT 215 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,791 I APPRECIATE TAKIN YOUR TIME TO RESPOND * * BUT WHILE YOU'VE BEEN 216 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,427 TEXTIN WE WROTE A WHOLE SON ABOUT WAITING AND WAITING * 217 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,163 * IT'S ALMOST TOO MUC YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE MY LAST TEXT A THUMBS U 218 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,201 BUT THE TEXT ON THREE DOTS * * BRINGING BOUNCY THREE DOT BACK TO YELLIN 219 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:08,208 FROM THE TREE TOPS CAUSE THE TEXT * * ON THREE DOTS * 220 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,711 [ DING ] >> OH, YUP, OKAY YEAH 221 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,049 >> Jimmy: NICE * TEXT STIL THREE DOTS 222 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TEXT STILL THREE DOTS 223 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,387 MY THANKS TO NICK JONAS. "SPACEMAN" IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT, EVERYBODY. 224 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,089 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. THANK YOU, NICK. 225 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:45,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 226 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,647 TONIGHT SHOW," GUYS. LATELY, IT FEELS LIKE TEXT MESSAGES ARE BEING LEAKED EVERY 227 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,382 DAY. IT CAN BE EMBARRASSING FOR THE PEOPLE AND COMPANIES THAT IT 228 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,786 HAPPENS TO BUT A LOT OF THE TIMES THESE TEXTS CAN BE MISUNDERSTOOD 229 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,288 SO, WE WANTED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT BY SHOWING THE WHOLE MESSAGE. 230 00:15:55,288 --> 00:16:08,535 THIS IS "OUT OF CON-TEXTS. * OUT OF CONTEX OUT OF CONTEXT * 231 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,672 >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST LEAKED TEXT IS FROM NETFLIX TO ITS SUBSCRIBERS. 232 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,541 IT SAYS, "WE HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR TRUE CRIME," BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT 233 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,443 ACTUALLY SAYS, "WE HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR TRUE CRIME OF RAISING OUR SUBSCRIPTION RATE 234 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:24,250 EVERY TWO MONTHS." WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 235 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:29,055 SOMEONE SHOULD INVESTIGATE -- THAT'S AN INVESTIGATION THERE. THIS NEXT LEAKED TEXT IS FROM 236 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,825 QUEEN ELIZABETH TO PRINCE HARRY IT SAYS, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D 237 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:36,062 BETRAY THE FAMILY LIKE THIS. WOW! BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, 238 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,732 IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BETRAY THE FAMILY LIKE THIS. 239 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:43,536 YOU WENT ON TELEVISION WITHOUT A TIE? I FAINTED SO HARD I MISSED THE 240 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:49,542 ENTIRE INTERVIEW HOW'D IT GO, BY THE WAY? [ APPLAUSE ] 241 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,712 SHE MISSED A LOT WELL, HERE'S A TEXT FROM THE CEO OF SKYPE TO HIS EMPLOYEES. 242 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:57,417 IT SAYS, "I FEEL LIKE 2021 IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR." THERE YOU GO 243 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,586 BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I FEEL LIKE 2021 IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR TO 244 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:07,260 HAVE MORE ZOOM MEETINGS ON HOW TO FIX SKYPE." [ APPLAUSE ] 245 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:15,135 I MEAN, DO YOU -- DO YOU SEE HOW THESE TEXTS CAN BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT 246 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,706 >> Tariq: ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT TEXT -- I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE. 247 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,209 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT OUR HANDS ON THESE THIS NEXT TEXT IS FROM PELOTON 248 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,681 TO ITS CUSTOMERS IT SAYS, "WORKING OUT ALWAYS PAYS." 249 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:30,116 BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "WORKING OUT ALWAYS PAYS US THOUSANDS OF 250 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,953 DOLLARS. CONGRATS ON YOUR $2 THOUSAND COAT RACK. 251 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,555 [ APPLAUSE ] HEY. COME ON. 252 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,059 THAT'S A BIT RUDE. HERE'S A TEXT FROM BEN AFFLECK TO ANNA DE ARMAS 253 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:45,065 IT SAYS, "I'M BATMAN." BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I'M BATMAN 254 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,833 ISN'T WORKING AS OUR PASSWORD TO THE DUNKIN DELIVERY ACCOUNT ANYMORE. 255 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,437 DID YOU CHANGE IT? [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 256 00:17:50,437 --> 00:18:03,550 BEN AFFLECK RUNS ON DUNKIN CONTEXT, MAN >> Tariq: YEAH 257 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:09,122 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT TEXT IS FROM THE DALAI LAMA TO HIS FOLLOWERS. 258 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,424 >> Questlove: HE'S TEXTING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Questlove: OH, OKAY 259 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,361 >> Jimmy: HE'S TEXTING IT TO HIS FOLLOWERS. IT SAYS, "BE THE BEST. 260 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,864 DO YOU." THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S VERY NICE, ACTUALLY 261 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,899 BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "BE THE BEST, DO YOU, DO THE DEW, SPONSORED 262 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:25,205 AD." [ APPLAUSE ] DALAI LAMA'S DOING ADS NOW 263 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,475 >> Tariq: HEY, MAN >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT TO SAY IT IT'S ILLEGAL 264 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,443 >> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: ILLEGAL NOT TO SAY IT 265 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,179 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WE GOT FROM NETFLIX. THEY KEEP TEXTING EVERYBODY. 266 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,216 IT SAYS, "STARTING MONDAY, ALL ACCOUNTS WILL BE LIMITED TO ONE PROFILE. 267 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,052 ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE RULES. I GET IT BUT NO, YOU GOT TO SEE THE FULL 268 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,254 TEXT IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "STARTING MONDAY ALL ACCOUNTS WILL BE 269 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,123 LIMITED TO ONE PROFILE SHARED BETWEEN YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND, YOUR ROOMMATE, 270 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,891 YOUR SECOND COUSIN, YOUR OLD GYM TEACHER, AND YOUR UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR WHO FIGURED OUT THAT 271 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:49,896 YOUR PASSWORD IS "PASSWORD," BUT THAT'S IT. [ APPLAUSE ] 272 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:59,606 THOSE ARE TEXTS. >> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: THAT ARE OUT OF -- 273 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:05,211 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: IT'S GETTING YOUR GOAT, MAN. 274 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,480 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY GETS MY GOAT, A LITTLE BIT >> Questlove: YEAH 275 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,519 >> Tariq: YEAH, THESE TEASIES ARE OUT OF CON-TEASY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. 276 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,155 I'M JUST LIKE, WHAT? I THOUGHT THE THREE DOTS BOTHERED ME. 277 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:19,726 BUT IT'S JUST SEEING THESE THINGS RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW? >> Tariq: YEAH 278 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,028 >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO STAND AND TAKE A STAND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 279 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,330 >> Tariq: WHAT'S ANOTHER ONE >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT THIS LAST ONE. 280 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:30,437 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST LEAKED TEXT IS FROM SUBWAY TO ITS CUSTOMERS. 281 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,941 IT SAYS, "EAT FRESH. BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "EAT FRESH 282 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,677 TUNA SANDWICHES SOMEWHERE ELSE OURS ARE MADE OF PENCIL ERASERS. 283 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,513 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "OUT OF CON-TEXT." 284 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,451 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 285 00:19:44,451 --> 00:20:03,837 WE GOT GAMES * >>> MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR 286 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,805 NOMINATED ACTOR, STARRING IN A A NEW FILM CALLED "THE COURIER," WHICH OPENS ONLY IN 287 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,509 THEATERS, MARCH 19th HERE IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 288 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:18,785 LOOK AT THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS 289 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:23,089 WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 290 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,825 I CAN'T TELL YOU, I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING OUR PALS ON THE SHOW HERE 291 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,095 >> THANKS, JIMMY I FEEL THE SAME. IT'S SURREAL, BEYOND WORDS, BUT 292 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,864 AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AS WELL AND BE PART OF THIS, IN THE WAY THAT WE 293 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:37,203 HAVE TO BE PART OF THIS THESE DAYS >> Jimmy: WHAT IF I DID THIS 294 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:44,377 AND MY HAND CAME THROUGH YOUR WINDOW AND GRABBED YOUR NECK >> I'D KISS YOUR HAND. 295 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:48,248 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD HAVE PLANNED THAT OUT -- WE SHOULD 296 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,918 HAVE WORKED ON THAT. >> I KNOW. I KNOW 297 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,220 IT'S THE WRONG WAY ROUND, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: OH 298 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,989 >> IF I GO -- LIKE THAT, YOU'D HAVE TO GET -- OH NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 299 00:20:55,989 --> 00:21:00,460 OH, NOW THEY DROPPED US DOWN >> Jimmy: OH, FORGET IT NOW. FORGET IT. 300 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,195 >> OKAY, NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED >> Jimmy: NO 301 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,764 I HAVE NO IDEA >> SO, IF YOU DID -- GO ON, TRY THERE. 302 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:11,304 >> Jimmy: THIS WAY >> YEAH. JIMMY, STOP IT 303 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,240 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY, COME ON BACK, LET'S FINISH 304 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,477 >> THAT WAS WEIRD. SURREAL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE 305 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:23,717 ME A MASSAGE, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:27,987 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, BUDDY WE JUST HAD ELIZABETH OLSEN ON THE SHOW, AND WE HAD FUN 307 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,857 SHE WAS GREAT. AND WE WERE TALKING -- THERE WAS ALL THIS INTERNET 308 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,659 SPECULATION THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AS DR. STRANGE IN THE FINAL 309 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:41,101 EPISODE OF "WANDAVISION. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE AT HOME IF THAT OR DID NOT HAPPEN, 310 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:55,115 BUT IF IT DID NOT HAPPEN, WAS THERE A POSSIBILITY THAT - WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TALK 311 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,417 ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE >> NO, NO, THIS HAS ALREADY GOTTEN WEIRD 312 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,386 YEAH, NO, SO, IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN -- OH, GOD, HOW DOES THIS WORK? 313 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:07,060 IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN -- >> HAD YOU HEARD ABOUT A RUMOR THAT YOU MAY BE DOING THAT 314 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,329 >> I CAN FEEL THE TOM HOLLAND IN ME COMING OUT HERE. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE CHAMP 315 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:15,602 >> IF -- IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN >> Jimmy: YES. >> THEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 316 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,939 IF IT DID, HELL, WHAT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. BUT IF IT DIDN'T - 317 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,410 >> Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE >> I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU'RE STILL WORKING WITH 318 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:28,581 ELIZABETH OLSEN. >> SHE'S AMAZING SHE'S ON OUR SHOW. 319 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,417 AND IT'S A VERY EXCITING NEXT STEP FOR WANDA, AS I THINK SHE'S ALREADY SAID ON YOUR 320 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:38,391 SHOW THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. 321 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:45,098 >> Jimmy: THE WALLS HAVE EARS. >> THERE ARE MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE 322 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,600 >> Jimmy: THE WALLS HAVE EARS. I'M NOT SAFE HERE, I'M MORE SAFE IN YOUR STUDIO THAN I AM 323 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,838 HERE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY. 324 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,574 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE COURIER," BUT I ALSO WANT 325 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,809 TO TALK ABOUT "THE MAURITANIAN. THIS IS A MOVIE THAT YOU 326 00:22:55,809 --> 00:23:01,648 PRODUCED, YOU WERE IN. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT JODIE FOSTER WON 327 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,450 A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND NOW, YOU JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR FIVE BAFTAs 328 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:09,055 COME ON, NOW >> YEAH. YEAH 329 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,758 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, RIGHT? >> I MEAN, WE'RE OVER THE MOON 330 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,593 IT FEELS FANTASTIC YOU KNOW, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE STORY ABOUT A HUMAN SPIRIT 331 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,095 THAT'S INDEFATIGABLE, THAT TRIUMPHS OVER THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE ADVERSITY 332 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,963 BUT ALSO, IT'S SOMEONE WHO, AT HIS VERY HEART, MOHAMEDOU, HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAS THE CAPACITY TO 333 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,398 LOVE AND EMPATHIZE WHERE THERE SHOULD BE FEAR, AND HATE, AND DISTRUST 334 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,866 HE BUILDS EMPATHY. HE'S THIS INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING, AND WE COULDN'T BE 335 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,770 HAPPIER THAT THE FILM HAS HAD THIS RECEPTION IT'LL HOPEFULLY GET OUT FURTHER 336 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:47,260 FOR HIS SAKE AS WELL >> Jimmy: WELL-DESERVED. THE ACTING IS CRUSHER IN THAT. 337 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,996 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE COURIER." 338 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,832 THIS IS A SPY THRILLER NOW, THAT'S MY JAM YOU GET INTO THE SPY THRILLER 339 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,668 STUFF, THAT'S WHEN I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH. BUT THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE 340 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:59,606 STORY. >> YEAH. INDEED 341 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,274 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT AND WHO IT IS THAT YOU PLAY 342 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:05,211 >> SURE. HE'S A VERY UNLIKELY CUSTOMER TO BE A SPY. 343 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,047 HE'S A VERY ORDINARY MAN, COASTING TOWARDS WELL -- HE'S IN MIDDLE AGE, COASTING TOWARDS 344 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,748 AN EARLY RETIREMENT. HE'S QUITE A, SORT OF, HAPPY GO LUCKY, CHARMING, GIFT OF THE 345 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,450 GAB SALESMAN BASICALLY, AND HE'S ASKED -- BECAUSE HIS BUSINESS IS GOING INTO EASTERN 346 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,118 EUROPE, BEYOND THE IRON CURTAIN, THIS IS IN THE '60s, BY THE WA, JUST BEFORE THE 347 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:30,236 CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS HE'S ASKED TO GO INTO RUSSIA AND MAKE CONTACT WITH THIS GUY 348 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:35,642 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO IT IS. HE'S KEPT IN THE DARK. BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE COLONEL 349 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,677 OLEG PENKOVSKY, WHO IS THE HIGHEST RANKING SOVIET OFFICIAL DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE 350 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,446 CRISIS, SO A BIG DUDE. AND THE BIG DUDE LIKES THE LITTLER DUDE AND SAYS, "HE'S 351 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:40,914 GOOD, HE'S AMATEUR, THAT'S WHAT I NEED." BECAUSE, BASICALLY, IN THAT 352 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,682 ERA, ALL THE USUAL SPIES, THE DIPLOMATS, THE, SORT OF, MORE OBVIOUS CREATURES OF THAT 353 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:49,255 WORLD, WERE ALL BEING FOUND OUT BY THE KGB AND OTHER OPERATIVES IN RUSSIA. 354 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:54,494 AND THIS GUY -- THIS SMALL GUY TURNED OUT TO BE THIS EXTRAORDINARY OPERATOR, AN 355 00:24:54,494 --> 00:25:02,802 EXTRAORDINARY MAN WHO BECAME VERY BRAVE AND VERY COURAGEOUS, TO THE POINT THAT THE 356 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,105 FRIENDSHIP THEY STRUCK UP MEANT THAT HE WENT BACK TO MOSCOW TO TRY AND SAVE HIS FRIEND, GOT 357 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:14,514 CAUGHT AND, I WON'T TELL YOU ANY MORE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT SETS IT UP. 358 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:19,185 IT'S A TRUE STORY. AND NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT HIM. 359 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,155 BUT MY PARENTS KNOW ABOUT -- IS HIS NAME HE WAS FAMOUS IN THE DAY FOR 360 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:26,292 WHEN HE WAS EXCHANGED -- BUT I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION KNOW THE NAME, 361 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:34,300 DESPITE THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS AND KEY PLAYERS IN THAT >> Jimmy: NO, I TOTALLY -- 362 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:38,872 BUT IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY. >> Jimmy: AMAZING TRUE STORY 363 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,740 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN "THE COURIER." 364 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:47,080 HERE IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN "THE COURIER." TAKE A LOOK. 365 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,849 A BIT -- SORRY JAMES, I KNOW YOU SAID YOU HAD 366 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,985 AN OFFICE IN BOARD OF TRADE, BUT, IS IT POSSIBLE YOU ACTUALLY WORK AT A DIFFERENT 367 00:25:51,985 --> 00:26:05,799 BRANCH OF HER MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT OH, MY 368 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:11,071 THIS IS UNEXPECTED I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M -- 369 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:18,712 I'M JUST A SALESMAN. >> BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, EVERYBODY. 370 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,914 "THE COURIER" OPENS ONLY IN THEATERS MARCH 19th. BENEDICT AND I ARE DOING 371 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:25,285 SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. STICK AROUND 372 00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:48,975 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 373 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:53,413 WE ARE HERE WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH BENEDICT, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN 374 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:55,315 SO MANY FANTASTIC MOVIES, SPANNING SO MANY GENRES, I THOUGH IT'D BE FUN IF WE PUT 375 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:59,652 YOUR MOVIE KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IT IS TIME FOR "A TO Z." 376 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:07,227 * A TO A TO Z * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OR YOU 377 00:27:07,227 --> 00:27:10,063 PROBABLY CALL IT, A TO ZED >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING 378 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:12,265 >> I'LL GIVE YOU Z, IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK - 379 00:27:12,265 --> 00:27:17,170 YOU'RE VERY NICE YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR 380 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,606 FAVORITE MOVIES. BUT THE CATCH IS THAT EACH TIME ONE OF US BRINGS UP A NEW ONE, 381 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:23,043 THE TITLE HAS TO START WITH THE NEXT LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. WE'RE GONNA GO BACK AND FORTH 382 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:29,516 AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ALL THE WAY FROM A TO Z. YOU READY? 383 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,618 >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: BENEDICT, IT'S BEEN SUCH A CRAZY YEAR IN 384 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:33,687 QUARANTINE I'VE WATCHED NON-STOP MOVIES AND IT IS THE BEST, 'CAUSE I 385 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:42,529 OBVIOUSLY HAD TO START WITH "ANIMAL HOUSE. >> YEAH, YEAH. 386 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:44,497 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AND THE THING ABOUT "ANIMAL HOUSE" IS HOW MANY "BAD BOYS" THERE ARE, IN 387 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:50,170 "ANIMAL HOUSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, I MEAN, IT REMINDED ME OF 388 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,871 "CHAPLIN" A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD BOY, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SPEAK IN ANY OF HIS 389 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:57,077 MOVIES, DID HE YOU KNOW >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 390 00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,712 YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE. WELL "DON'T LOOK NOW" BUT, YOU KNOW - 391 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:04,417 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I MEAN, THEY SING -- 'CAUSE THEY SANG IN "EVER AFTER." 392 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:08,254 DREW BARRYMORE >> THEY DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SANG -- 393 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:11,858 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT IT WAS - 394 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:16,229 >> SHE WAS IN -- "FOREVER YOUNG", WASN'T SHE >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, NO 395 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:18,298 SHE WAS IN "FEVER PITCH" WITH ME, BUT THE AMERICAN VERSION - >> THAT'S RIGHT. 396 00:28:18,298 --> 00:28:21,368 THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: SHE WAS NOT IN "GOODFELLAS. 397 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:27,140 >> NO, OR "HIGH SOCIETY. >> Jimmy: NO AND SHE WASN'T IN -- "I'LL FLY 398 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:37,951 AWAY." WAS THAT A MOVIE >> HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN "JURASSIC 399 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:39,619 PARK?" >> Jimmy: I SAW "JURASSIC PARK." 400 00:28:39,619 --> 00:28:42,789 IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE. I SAW "JURASSIC PARK" AND THEN "KARATE KID. 401 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,959 RIGHT -- ONE AFTER THE OTHER AND THEN THERE WAS - >> NO WAY. 402 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,161 >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A THIRD MOVIE AFTER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT 403 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:56,236 WAS. >> WAS IT CALLED -- "LENNY." >> Jimmy: YES, IT WAS "LENNY." 404 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,204 IT WAS "THE LENNY BRUCE STORY" STARRING DUSTIN HOFFMAN. THAT'S - 405 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:01,574 >> NOT THE THINGS THAT DROP OFF -- [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:07,047 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT. >> THAT WOULD BE "MISSION: 407 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:09,249 IMPOSSIBLE" DEFINITELY >> Jimmy: NO, IT DEFINITELY WOULD BE 408 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:10,884 BUT I WAS ABOUT TO -- I SAID ONE TICKET FOR "NOTTING HILL" PLEASE 409 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,820 AND THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT WHAT THE ONE THEY GAVE ME. THEY GAVE ME A TICKET TO A 410 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:19,726 A DIFFERENT FILM >> "OUT OF AFRICA" >> Jimmy: YEAH 411 00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:21,728 THAT'S WHERE MUSIC STARTED THAT'S WHERE A CAPPELLA MUSIC STARTED AND THAT'S WHY THEY 412 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:29,235 CAME UP WITH "PITCH PERFECT. THAT SONG ABOUT SINGING IN A A CAPELLA. 413 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:32,439 >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE. AND THEN, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SINGING MOVIES, 414 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:36,710 YOU KNOW, THEN I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO MENTION -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 415 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:44,551 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO EASY IT'S SO EASY >> I'LL JUST SAY "QUEEN. 416 00:29:44,551 --> 00:29:47,520 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT 417 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:52,425 SURE IT IS >> IS IT >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH 418 00:29:52,425 --> 00:29:54,728 WELL, I MEAN -- IT WAS CALLED "QUEEN." WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS 419 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:58,231 CALLED, "ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL?" >> YEAH, I MEAN, YEAH. 420 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,300 IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T CALLED "STAR WARS." 421 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:08,842 WE KNOW THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT THAT DID NOT WORK AS I 422 00:30:08,842 --> 00:30:13,780 BELIEVE. I THINK IT WENT DOWN LIKE THE "TITANIC." 423 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,415 >> YEAH. IT MUST HAVE DONE -- IT MUST HAVE GONE INTO THE 424 00:30:15,415 --> 00:30:20,053 "UNDERWORLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY CAME BACK THOUGH BECAUSE, 425 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:24,257 YOU KNOW, "V FOR VENDETTA," YOU KNOW THEY CAME BACK STRONG. 426 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:28,628 >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY -- YEAH BUT IT WAS A WONDER. IT WAS A WONDER -- "WONDER 427 00:30:28,628 --> 00:30:34,100 WOMAN. YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE WAS. 428 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,604 SHE WAS A "WONDER WOMAN" JUST LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WAS IN "XANADU. 429 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:41,241 >> "XANADU." THAT'S RIGHT AND -- YEAH. 430 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:47,447 >> Jimmy: YEAH, XANADU, RIGHT? >> JUST A BUNCH OF "YOUNG GUNS" BASICALLY. 431 00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:51,484 ALL OF THEM. THEY WERE ONCE YOUNG "YOUNG GUNS. 432 00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:55,321 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY CERTAINLY WERE YOUNG YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE A MODEL IN 433 00:30:55,321 --> 00:31:02,295 "ZOOLANDER." [ DING ] >> YES 434 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:04,664 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, DUDE I LOVE YOU, MAN! MY THANKS TO 435 00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:08,068 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HIS FILM "THE COURIER" OPENS IN THEATERS MARCH 19th. 436 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:09,769 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. YES! 437 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:30,824 I TOTALLY REMEMBERED * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 438 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,425 A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE ON THE POPULAR CW SHOW "RIVERDALE" WHICH AIRS 439 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:35,929 WEDESNDAYS AT 8:00 P.M HERE IS MADELAINE PETSCH MADELAINE, AW, IT IS SO NICE TO 440 00:31:35,929 --> 00:31:44,004 SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 441 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:47,841 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS. I DON'T THINK I KNOW ANY OTHER MADELAINES 442 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:56,583 IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THAT >> HELLO HI, YEAH, THERE IS 443 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,118 MY PARENTS ARE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, AND THEY ARE SELF-PROCLAIMED HIPPIES. 444 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,054 AND MY MOM NAMED BY BROTHER SHAWN AFTER MY DAD, AND MY MOM LET MY DAD NAME ME 445 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,690 AND SHE THOUGHT HE WOULD PICK SOMETHING NORMAL OR SOMEWHAT APPROPRIATE. 446 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:11,064 AND HE PICKED THE NAME STREET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO 447 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:13,199 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, WE CAN'T NAME OUR -- 448 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,402 >> MY OM WAS LIKE, "WE GOTTA MAKE THIS WORK." >> Jimmy: -- BEAUTIFUL BABY 449 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,303 GIRL STREET. NO >> SO THEY PICKED LAINE, LIKE 450 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:22,142 LANE ON THE ROAD MADELAINE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT A 451 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:24,577 A STORY. I LOVE IT. >> YEAH, MY BROTHER CALLED ME 452 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:27,180 STREET GROWING UP TOUGH, SO MY DAD STILL GOT HIS KICKS. >> Jimmy: "RIVERDALE" IS NOW IN 453 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,916 SEASON FIVE. FOR ME, I THINK THAT WAS MY INTRODUCTION TO YOU, FOR YOUR 454 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:34,421 BIG BREAK. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS IT FOR YOU AS 455 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:38,892 WELL, AND WHAT THINGS WERE YOU DOING BEFORE "RIVERDALE" >> IT WAS BEYOND MY BIG BREAK. 456 00:32:38,892 --> 00:32:44,564 I'M SO THANKFUL FOR IT I MET YOU I THINK FOUR YEARS AGO NOW, WHICH IS NUTS 457 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:49,869 I HAD LIKE 100 JOBS BEFORE "RIVERDALE." I WAS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR 458 00:32:49,869 --> 00:32:55,942 MULTIPLE PEOPLE, I WAS A PHOTO RETOUCHER, I WORKED AT A COFFEE SHOP, AT A HOOKAH LOUNGE 459 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:58,144 BUT ONE OF MY CRAZY JOBS WAS AT A PIE SHOP IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD AND I HAD A VERY INTERESTING 460 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:09,823 CLOSING NIGH ONCE THAT INVOLVED NICOLAS CAGE >> Jimmy: WHAT 461 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,258 HE CAME IN TO GET SOME PIE >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE 15 MINUTES BEFORE WE CLOSED AND I HAD 462 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,094 TAKEN MY -- WE HAD TO WEAR VESTS. AND I HAD TAKEN MY VEST OFF, 463 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:18,264 AND I WAS LIKE "IM GONNA CLEAN NO ONE'S COMING IN." AND THEN NICOLAS CAGE -- 464 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:21,301 IT WAS LIKE SMOKE SHOULD HAVE BILLOWED IN THROUGH THE DOOR WHEN HE CAME THROUGH 465 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:23,203 IT FELT LIKE A SCENE IN A MOVIE. HE JUST WALTZED IN WITH HIS 466 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:27,540 GROUP OF FRIENDS, LIKE - SMELLED GREAT, LOOKED LIKE HE WALKED OFF A MOVIE SET 467 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,376 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE. I'M GONNA DIE AT 468 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:32,779 NICHOLAS CAGE. LIKE, THIS IS 15 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE. 469 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:35,548 I'VE TURNED OFF MADELAINE WORK MODE I'M NOW READY TO GO HOME AND 470 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:39,452 NICOLAS CAGE WALTZES IN. AND I'M LIKE, "HI. AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY. 471 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,221 AND STARTS RATTLING OFF PIE ORDERS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS, LIKE 20 SLICES IN 472 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:44,724 15 SECONDS AND I'M SITTING THERE AND AT A A CERTAIN POINT I JUST FROZE, 473 00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:48,361 JUST STOPPED TOUCHING THE SCREEN STOPPED PUTTING PIE ORDERS IN 474 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:51,364 AND JUST A TEAR ROLLED DOWN MY FACE AND I JUST STOPPED MOVING. 475 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:55,535 AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON ARE YOU OKAY 476 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:58,471 WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" HE WAS SO KIND AND NICE BUT ALSO LIKE "WHAT'S WRONG WITH 477 00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:04,277 THIS GIRL? >> Jimmy: SO HE'S JUST RATTLING OFF PIES LIKE "BLUEBERRY, 478 00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:10,850 COCONUT CREAM, LEMON MERINGUE, APPLE," RIGHT? AND HE'S YELLING PIE AT YOU. 479 00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:12,752 >> YEAH, AND HE WAS LIKE, "I'LL GET ICE CREAM ON THAT. OOH, CAN I GET COFFEE. 480 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:15,121 OOH, CAN I HAVE SOME ALMOND MILK OH, AND CAN I HAVE PECAN PIE 481 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:18,058 OOH, CAN I --" HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT PIE. LIKE, I CAN'T BLAME THE GUY. 482 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,694 THEY WERE GREAT PIECES OF PIE. BUT I WAS JUST LIKE "OH MY GOD, NICOLAS CAGE IS IN HERE AND 483 00:34:20,694 --> 00:34:23,063 HE'S ORDERING PIE FROM ME AND I'M CRYING WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU 484 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:25,165 DUMMY? STOP CRYING. I'M LIKE, "STOP, MOVE YOUR ARM, 485 00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:30,103 MOVE YOUR ARM. >> Jimmy: HE WOULD LOVE THIS STORY. 486 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:32,605 HE'S SO FUN. HE'S SO COOL I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE - 487 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:34,607 >> HE WAS SO KIND. I MEAN, THERE WAS A WEIRD GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM WITH 488 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,443 A SINGLE TEAR ROLLING DOWN HER FACE WHILE HE WAS ORDERING PIE FROM HER, WHICH IS HER JOB, AND 489 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:42,882 HE WAS SO KIND TO ME >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO DO SOME REALLY COOL THINGS IN THE PAST 490 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:45,618 FEW YEARS WITH THE SUCCESS OF THE SHOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 491 00:34:45,618 --> 00:34:53,093 THIS DOCUMENTARY YOU HAVE COMING OUT >> I AM SO EXCITED 492 00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:55,462 I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY COOL THINGS I'VE GOTTEN TO DO BECAUSE OF THE SHOW, AND I'M SO 493 00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:57,931 THANKFUL BUT MY PARENTS ARE MOST PROUD OF ME FOR THIS, WHICH IS JUST 494 00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:00,333 THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCING A DOCUMENTARY CALLED "MEAT ME 495 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:07,240 HALFWAY. M-E-A-T. AND IT'S ABOUT THE EFFECT THAT 496 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,575 MEAT EATING AND MEAT CONSUMPTION HAS ON THE ENVIRONMENT. 497 00:35:08,575 --> 00:35:10,510 AND THE REASON WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH IS I'VE BEEN RAISED PLANT-BASED AND I NEVER WANTED 498 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:13,947 TO EVER SHOVE THOSE BELIEFS DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS, BUT I WANT TO GIVE THEM THE TOOLS AND 499 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:20,286 INFORMATION TO MAKE THEIR OWN EDUCATED DECISIONS AND I MET BRIAN KATEMANN, WHO 500 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,055 HAS THIS WHOLE MOVEMENT CALLED REDUCETARIANISM WHICH IS REDUCING YOUR MEAT CONSUMPTION, 501 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:34,601 NOT STOPPING IT. IT'S AN UNREALISTIC GOAL TO THINK THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD GO 502 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,569 VEGAN. AND I REACHED OUT TO HIM WHEN I READ ABOUT HIS MOVEMENT. 503 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,638 AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'S GOT GOING ON AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS WORKING ON A DOCUMENTARY AND I 504 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:43,443 JUMPED ON WITH HIM AND WE JUST HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. 505 00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:57,891 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. I LOVE THE TITLE "MEAT ME HALFWAY." 506 00:35:57,891 --> 00:36:00,060 >> "MEAT ME HALFWAY. >> Jimmy: M-E-A-T. >> YEAH. 507 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:02,362 IT'S REALLY COOL I'M REALLY EXCITED IT COMES OUT IN THE SUMMER 508 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:04,564 >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. COME BACK. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE 509 00:36:04,564 --> 00:36:06,733 THAT WILL BE GREAT >> I'D LOVE TO YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT 510 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,368 IT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF "RIVERDALE. 511 00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:10,236 WHAT -- WHAT IS CHERYL UP TO WHAT -- WHAT COULD SHE -- POSSIBLY BE HAPPENING THIS 512 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,871 SEASON >> WELL, YOU KNOW, AS PER USUAL, CHERYL'S JUST UP TO NO 513 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:14,507 GOOD YOU KNOW HOW IT IS SHE -- WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT OUR 514 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:22,248 SHOW, EPISODE EIGHT, ON WEDNESDAY, AND SHE THROWS A KEY PARTY. 515 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:25,085 SHE BRINGS A LOVE INTEREST, A NEW ONE, FOR HERSELF AND ALSO HER EX-GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE 516 00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:33,193 LOVES TO STIR UP TROUBLE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 517 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,794 HERE'S A LOOK AT TOMORROW NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "RIVERDALE. CHECK IT OUT 518 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:39,199 >> AHEM. HEAR YE, HEAR YE, FELLOW FRIENDS AND FIENDS 519 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,067 NOT THAT I WANT US SWAN DIVING INTO SAD ADULTHOOD WITH BABIES AND MARRIAGES AND ARTHRITIS, ET 520 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:49,476 CETERA, I'M THROWING A PARTY ONE LAST HURRAH TO CELEBRATE OUR WILD, MISSPENT YOUTH, ONE 521 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:54,848 FINAL CHANCE TO RECALL OUR RECKLESS TEENAGE SELVES. I MEAN, WHO COULD FORGET MY 522 00:36:54,848 --> 00:36:57,117 ICONICS FROM THE BOTTLE PARTIES OF YORE? >> AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR 523 00:36:57,117 --> 00:37:03,823 THAT >> WHICH IS WHY THIS LITTLE FETE WILL BE A KEY PARTY 524 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:07,827 >> Jimmy: MADELAINE PETSCH "RIVERDALE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON THE CW. 525 00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:09,929 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ROSE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 526 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:31,217 * >> Jimmy: MAKING HER LATE NIGHT SOLO DEBUT HERE ON "THE TONIGHT 527 00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:35,055 SHOW," PERFORMING "ON THE GROUND" FROM HER NEW PROJECT "R," HERE IS ROSE! 528 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:42,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * MY LIFE'S BEEN MAGI 529 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:47,934 SEEMS FANTASTI I USED TO HAVE * * A HOLE IN THE WAL 530 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:50,136 WITH A MATTRESS * * IT'S FUNN WHEN YOU WANT IT 531 00:37:50,136 --> 00:37:52,405 SUDDENLY YOU HAVE IT * * YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU GOLD'S JUST PLASTIC * 532 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:54,708 * EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT I'VE BEEN THINKING BAC ON YOU AND I 533 00:37:54,708 --> 00:38:03,116 EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT * * I WORKED MY WHOLE LIF JUST TO GET RIGH 534 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:08,688 JUST TO BE LIK LOOK AT ME * * I'M NEVER COMING DOWN 535 00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:15,161 I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE JUST TO GET HIGH JUST TO REALIZE * 536 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:19,733 * EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH EVERYTHING I NEED IS 537 00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:28,041 ON THE GROUND * * * ON THE GROUND 538 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:34,180 EVERYTHING I NEE IS ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THE 539 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,683 DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YEAH WHAT GOES U IT MUST COME DOWN * 540 00:38:36,683 --> 00:38:41,388 * NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME * 541 00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:44,891 * MY WORLD'S BEEN HECTI SEEMS ELECTRIC BUT I'VE BEEN WAKING U 542 00:38:44,891 --> 00:38:47,293 WITH YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD * * AND I'M TRYIN TO SEND A MESSAG 543 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:49,696 AND LET YOU KNOW * * THAT EVERY SINGLE MINUT I'M WITHOUT YO 544 00:38:49,696 --> 00:38:52,532 I REGRET IT * * EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT I'VE BEEN THINKING BAC 545 00:38:52,532 --> 00:39:00,206 ON YOU AND I EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT * * I WORKED MY WHOLE LIF 546 00:39:00,206 --> 00:39:05,779 JUST TO GET RIGH JUST TO BE LIK LOOK AT ME * 547 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:13,853 * I'M NEVER COMING DOWN I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE JUST TO GET HIGH 548 00:39:13,853 --> 00:39:21,494 JUST TO REALIZE * * EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH 549 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:25,865 EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * * 550 00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:31,905 * ON THE GROUND EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * 551 00:39:31,905 --> 00:39:35,942 * NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YEAH WHAT GOES U 552 00:39:35,942 --> 00:39:38,878 IT MUST COME DOWN * * NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH 553 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:45,452 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME * * I'M WAY UP IN THE CLOUD AND THEY SAY 554 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:49,289 I'VE MADE IT NOW BUT I FIGURED IT OUT * * EVERYTHING I NEED 555 00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:57,464 IS ON THE GROUND JUST DROVE BY YOUR HOUSE SO FAR FROM YOU NOW * 556 00:39:57,464 --> 00:40:00,967 * BUT I FIGURED IT OU EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH EVERYTHING I NEED IS 557 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:10,243 ON THE GROUND * * * ON THE GROUND 558 00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:16,716 EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THEY DON' 559 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:20,420 HEAR ME THOUGH ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THEY DON' 560 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,722 HEAR ME THOUGH EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * 561 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:27,093 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 562 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:28,962 WATCHING EVERYBODY STAY SAFE. WEAR A MASK. 563 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:31,164 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 564 00:40:31,164 --> 00:40:36,503 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * *