>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF
NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
MADELAINE PETSCH MUSICAL GUEST ROSE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
HEY, ROOTS LOOKING GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT, GUYS. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, YESTERDAY THE WHITE HOUSE HAD A PRESS BRIEFING, AND
THEY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY REACHED OUT TO NORTH KOREA TO RESTART NUCLEAR TALKS BUT HAVE
NOT HEARD BACK AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE REASON FOR THE LACK OF RESPONSE MIGHT
BE THAT KIM JONG-UN USES A FAX MACHINE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED BIDEN DOES, TOO, SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, HOURS AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT HADN'T RECEIVED
A RESPONSE FROM NORTH KOREA, KIM JONG-UN'S SISTER MADE A STATEMENT.
LISTEN TO THIS
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SHE SAYS, "IF IT WANTS TO SLEEP
IN PEACE FOR THE COMING FOUR YEARS, IT HAD BETTER REFRAIN FROM CAUSING A STINK AT ITS
FIRST STEP." >> Questlove: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY YEAH, NICE TRY, NORTH KOREA, BUT WE'RE AMERICA.
WE HAVEN'T SLEPT WELL FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, ONLY FOUR YEARS WITHOUT SLEEP SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN.
ALSO I LIKE THAT KIM JONG-UN HAD HIS SISTER DELIVER THE MESSAGE.
IT'S LIKE NORTH KOREA'S VERSION OF, "I HEARD A NOISE IN AMERICA.
GO CHECK IT OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, AND HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS
ACCORDING TO U.S. INTELLIGENCE, RUSSIA AND IRAN TRIED TO INTERFERE WITH THE
2020 ELECTION. BIDEN'S LIKE, "WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID, THANKS, FELLAS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH THIS IS PRETTY ROUGH NEWS FOR
TRUMP. IT'S LIKE LOSING IN LITTLE LEAGUE AND THEN FINDING OUT
YOUR DAD BRIBED THE UMP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW PUTIN
AND THE AYATOLLAH ARE ON THE COUCH LIKE A NORA EPHRON MOVIE "WE LOVE HACKING ELECTIONS
HE WANTED TO HACK BALLOTS, I WANT TO HACK TWITTER AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME BUSINESS NEWS HERE. I SAW THAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS
RELEASING A NEW SUGAR FREE SODA CALLED FROSTBITE ZERO SUGAR. HERE'S A PHOTO
SOMETHING TELLS ME IF YOU'RE DRINKING A NEON BLUE DRINK CALLED FROSTBITE, YOU'RE NOT
THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE SUGAR CONTENT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE I SAW THAT HEINZ JUST LAUNCHED THREE NEW COMBO CONDIMENTS CALLED HANCH,
WASABIOLI AND TARCHUP. >> YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN ASKED HOW THEY CAME UP WITH THESE, HEINZ WAS LIKE, "WE GOT DRAKED
DRUNK AND BAKED. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE
A LITTLE HEALTHIER SO I'M WAITING FOR TARCHUP ZERO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT THERE ARE THREE NEW COMBO CONDIMENTS
THERE'S TARCHUP, WHICH IS TARTAR SAUCE AND KETCHUP HANCH, WHICH IS HOT SAUCE AND
RANCH. AND WASABIOLI, WHICH IS WASABI AND AIOLI.
THEY'RE FUNNY NAMES, BUT SOME OF THE OTHER COMBOS THEY TRIED DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT
FOR EXAMPLE, THEY TRIED COMBINING BALSAMIC AND HOT SAUCE AND GOT HOT BALLS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN THEY COMBINED OIL, AIOLI, AND MAYO AND GOT "OY, AY, YO!"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THEY COMBINED BEEF GRAVY, ITALIAN DRESSING, AND
GREEK YOGURT IN A WOK WITH BARBECUE SAUCE AND GOT "AU JUS, AN ITALIAN, AND A GREEK WALK
INTO A BAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS IS INTERESTING.
A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT ALMOST 80% OF MANHATTAN OFFICE WORKERS WILL NOT RETURN TO THEIR
WORKPLACE FULL-TIME ONCE THEIR OFFICE REOPENS YEP.
80% ARE HAPPY THAT THEY WON'T RETURN TO THEIR WORKPLACE, WHILE THE OTHER 20% ARE
PARENTS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I'LL BE BACK IN 15 HOURS.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO TUCK YOURSELVES IN, RIGHT COOL
SEE YA." YEAH, BOSSES ARE ALREADY TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO COME BACK
THEY'RE LIKE, "COME ON, THERE'S FREE HANCH IN THE KITCHEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SORT OF MAKES SENSE. IT'S BASICALLY, DO I WANT MY THREE-BEDROOM OFFICE WITH
A PRIVATE BATHROOM OR DO I WANT A SHARED CUBICLE WITH FRANK, THE GUY IN THE OFFICE WHO BURNS
MICROWAVE POPCORN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S SOMEONE HERE THAT DOES
THAT I FORGET WHO IT IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'LL FIND OUT. I SMELL IT IS THAT YOU, QUEST
>> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND I GO, COME ON, MAN.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, JUST STOP IT. I KNOW YOU'LL WASTE TEN
KERNELS. JUST DON'T -- I GOT TO PUSH ALL THE WAY.
GOT TO GET ALL THESE KERNELS POPPED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU RUINED IT, BURNED IT AND THE WHOLE OFFICE SMELLS LIKE IT
>> Questlove: TWO MINUTES AND 37 SECONDS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I GOT IT TO A SCIENCE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN. NO, NO
I'M SENSOR POP ALL THE WAY, MAN. >> Questlove: SENSOR POP
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT BY THE SENSORS.
YOU TYPE POPCORN SENSOR AND IT SHUTS OFF AUTOMATICALLY. >> Questlove: IT DOES?
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I'VE GOT TO TRY
THAT >> Jimmy: TOTALLY WORKS. YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO IT?
>> Questlove: HOW DO THEY DO IT >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ANY GUESSES? >> Tariq: I WOULD GUESS THAT IT'S LIKE A -- IT'S AN AUDIO
THING. ONCE, YOU KNOW - [ POPPING
YOU'RE TALKING MICROWAVE OVEN, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: CORRECT.
>> Tariq: ONCE THE MICROWAVE, LIKE NO LONGER HEARS THE POPPING SOUND, WELL YOU KNOW,
ONCE THE POPS ARE A CERTAIN, YOU KNOW, DISTANCE APART - >> Jimmy: YUP.
>> Tariq: OR TIME APART, THEN IT SHUTS DOWN. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU THINK IT
SLOWS -- THE POPPING SLOWS DOWN >> Tariq: I KNOW THE POPPING
SLOWS DOWN AS THE POPCORN -- THAT'S - HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU COOK SOME POPCORN - >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> Tariq: THE CLOSER IT IS TO BEING COMPLETELY DONE, THE LESS IT'S GOING TO POP, BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW, THE KERNELS HAVE ALREADY POPPED BUT THEN YOU HAVE SOME -- SOME
STRAYS >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE OF STRAYS THERE.
WHICH TOTALLY DEBUNKS YOUR THEORY SO, NO, YOU'RE WRONG
UNFORTUNATELY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW
OKAY HOW'S IT WORK? >> Jimmy: UH -- STEAM.
>> Tariq: AH >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: AND NOW BACK TO THE SHOW
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF -- LLL SPEAKING OF WORKING FROM
HOME, THERE'S A NEW APP FOR ZOOM USERS CHECK THIS OUT
>> THE ZOOM ESCAPER APP. IT ALLOWS ZOOM USERS TO SABOTAGE THEIR OWN CALLS WITH
SOUND EFFECTS LIKE A CRYING BABY YOU CAN ALSO MAKE IT SEEM AS IF
YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION. >> Questlove: YES! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT AN APP THAT WILL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOUR ZOOM HAS TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES SO, BASICALLY THESE GUYS INVENTED ZOOM.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY SOME NEWS FOR MEGA MILLIONS PLAYERS
WATCH THIS
>> AN UNCLAIMED MEGA MILLIONS TICKET PURCHASED LAST YEAR IS
SET TO EXPIRE TOMORROW THE WINNING TICKET WAS BOUGHT IN RHODE ISLAND ON
ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2020 IT'S WORTH $1 MILLION AND THE RIGHTFUL OWNER HAS LESS THAN 24
HOURS TO ACCEPT THE LUMP SUM >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW LAST MARCH THE GUY LEFT HIS TICKET IN HIS
OFFICE NEXT TO A HALF EATEN SANDWICH THINKING, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS TOMORROW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
EVERYBODY.
* >> Jimmy: AH, WHAT A SHOW WE
HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE COURIER.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH
HIM AFTER WE TALK TO HIM IT'S A PRETTY FUN GAME IF YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IT, IT'S
"A TO Z. SO, YOU GO A TO Z FOR ANY SUBJECT.
SO SAY -- WE'RE DOING MOVIES TONIGHT. LET'S SAY WE DO MUSIC, OKAY?
A TO Z, I'LL SAY ABRACADABRA, STEVE MILLER BAND. >> Questlove: YEAH, I'LL SAY,
UH -- YOU KNOW - UM - >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, THE GAME IS
FUN. THE GAME'S FUN [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU GO BACK AND FORTH. >> Tariq: I GET IT THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: YOU UNDERSTAND >> Tariq: ME AND MY FAMILY, WE DO IT ALL THE TIME
>> Jimmy: WHAT YOU GOT SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, B? YOU GO WHAT?
>> Tariq: WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY DO, YOU KNOW, BANDS. LIKE, WE'LL DO LIKE --
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T SAY BANDS ABRACADABRA IS A SONG. >> Tariq: OKAY, WELL WE DON'T
DO SONGS >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES.
>> Tariq: HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE DO FOOD >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> Tariq: WE DO FOOD ANYTHING THAT'S EDIBLE YOU CAN NAME
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Tariq: WE DO, YOU KNOW, CARS
YOU CAN NAME A BRAND >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND THERE'S OPTIONS
I COULD WEAR, YOU KNOW, A SPACE SUIT IF I WANT TO. >> Tariq: I FEEL LIKE I GET
ENOUGH WITH THE WHOLE MUSIC. I GET HOME, I JUST WANT TO - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE FED UP WITH MUSIC. >> Tariq: HAVE A COUPLE
BUTTERMILK - HAVE SOME BUTTERMILK - >> Jimmy: YEAH, HAVE A GLASS OF
LUKEWARM BUTTERMILK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S WHAT I DO
>> Jimmy: SIT BACK AND LAZY -- SIT BACK IN THE LA-Z-BOY AND RELAX.
>> Tariq: YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR JOB HOME, THAT'S YOUR THING. COOL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: SO, JIMMY, "BOMB BOMB" BY SISTER NANCY.
>> Jimmy: C, GO. >> "CHECK THE RHYME", TRIBE CALLED QUEST
>> Jimmy: D. UH -- UH - WHATEVER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> GOT HIM >> Jimmy: DISCO -- "DISCO
DUCK." "DISCO DUCK. WE'RE AT D
>> Tariq: GAME'S OVER ALREADY. >> Jimmy: YOU MESSED UP IN THE BEGINNING.
>> Tariq: THE GAME WAS STILL GOING WHEN I MESSED UP [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FUN TO PLAY WITH, MAN. ANYWAY, IT'S A FUN GAME.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL PLAY WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
PLUS, FROM "RIVERDALE" ON THE CW, MADELAINE PETSCH IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. ROSE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU GUYS BE SURE TO TUNE IN THURSDAY NIGHT BECAUSE WE HAVE A BIG, BIG SHOW.
OUR GUEST WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHOLE SHOW WHOLE SHOW
ALL SORTS OF FUN THINGS. SHE HAS A NEW FAMILY SHOW ON NETFLIX CALLED "WAFFLES AND
MOCHI. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT THEN WE'RE GOING TO ZOOM BOMB
PEOPLE SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO SHOW UP IN SOME RANDOM ZOOM MEETINGS
AND SURPRISE PEOPLE AND JUST SEE THEIR REACTION IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.
WE'RE DOING THAT AS WELL WE'RE DOING MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT, I BELIEVE AS WELL,
RIGHT? WHERE SHE SETTLES A LOT OF INTERNET DEBATES
>> Questlove: LIKE THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE GIVE ME -- FOR EXAMPLE,
BEST MEAL. BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER >> Tariq: LUNCH.
>> Jimmy: WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN ON FRIDAY -
THEN ON FRIDAY -- GAME ENDED SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: LUNCH IS ALL BUSINESS FOR ME DURING LUNCH? >> Tariq: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, MAN. >> Tariq: BREAKFAST IS THE PARTY?
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S DINNER MAN. DINNER >> Tariq: IT'S DINNER FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: DINNER, BECAUSE IT'S MEMORIES, MAN. MAKE MEMORIES.
>> Tariq: I GUESS, YOU KNOW, MOST OF MY MEMORIES HAVE BEEN MADE OVER A NICE LUNCH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> Tariq: YEAH, I PROPOSED TO
MY WIFE OVER LUNCH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YOU PROPOSED TO YOUR
WIFE >> Tariq: YEAH >> Questlove: IN THE AFTERNOON
>> Tariq: YES, YES, YES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IN THE DAYTIME
>> Questlove: I NEVER HEARD OF THAT OKAY
>> Tariq: DARE TO BE DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: INTERESTING MOVE YEAH
>> Tariq: I THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. I MOVE DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE FUN IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN SHOW.
THEN ON FRIDAY WE HAVE ANOTHER BIG SHOW WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE THE STUDIO
AND WE'RE DOING A SPECIAL AT-HOME SHOW FROM MY HOUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT WAS A YEAR AGO -- IT WAS A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
I WOULD SAY IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A YEAR EXCEPT WE LIVED THROUGH IT
SO, IT IS A YEAR BUT GOSH IT WAS A YEAR AGO AND WE STARTED DOING THE SHOW
FROM MY HOUSE BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TOLD
ME HOW MUCH THEY ENJOYED IT, SO AND WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK AND DO ONE MORE.
WE HAVE MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. WE'LL BE DOING THANK YOU NOTES, ASK THE FALLONS, WHICH IS WHERE
I BEG MY WIFE TO BE ON CAMERA. WHICH HOPEFULLY SHE'LL AGREE TO AND LOTS MORE.
EVEN THE KIDS MIGHT LAUGH EVEN AT MY JOKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT BE SURE TO WATCH FOR THAT. IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN WEEK. BIG WEEK HERE AT THE SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU KNOW, MY THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST
WHEN WE TEXT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHAT, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU -- IT'S THE THREE DOTS >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE EITHER YOU'RE WRITING A LONG TEXT OR YOU'RE JUST THINKING OR BY MISTAKE YOU
PRESSED THE LETTER AND PUT THE PHONE DOWN OR SOMETHING. >> Tariq: THAT NEVER HAPPENS
WHEN HAVE I EVER WRITTEN YOU A A LONG TEXT BACK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M SETTING UP THE BIT. >> Tariq: OH, GOT IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU DO THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE WORST.
THAT IS THE WORST WHEN YOU'RE LIKE WHAT AM I WAITING FOR WHAT ARE YOU TYPING "WAR AND
PEACE? YOU COULD SAY HA YOU COULD GIVE ME A THUMBS UP.
SOMETHING. ANYWAY, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS I SAW ONLINE WHO LOOK A LOT
LIKE ME AND NICK JONAS WHO JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED "THREE DOTS."
CHECK THIS OUT
* >> THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ANYONE
WHO'S EVER BEEN LEFT WAITING WE FEEL YOU. * I JUST FOUN
THE FUNNIEST MEM WITH THE MOS ADORABLE DOG *
* THAT I'VE EVER SEEN SO I TEXT IT TO MY FRIEN SAYING NO LITERALLY ME
RM THEN SEND * * NOW THEY'RE TYPIN SOMETHING BACK
STILL TYPING SOMETHING BAC I JUST WANNA KNOW * * WHAT YOU THOUGH
BUT ALL YOU SAID WAS THREE DOTS SO I'LL SAVE MY LAPTOP *
* TEXT STILL THREE DOTS WATCH A COUPLE TIKTOKS TEXT STILL THREE DOT
PLAY HOPSKOTCH * * WITH STREET CHALK TEXT STILL THREE DOT
STITCHING ON MY TEAPOT TEXT STILL THREE DOTS * * MY GIRL BE WRITIN
BACK SO LONG THA I'VE BEEN WIGGING OU LIKE 50 MINUTES *
* MAN I WONDER WHAT SHE WROTE ABOU GOTTA KNOW WHA
THE TEXT IS GONNA BE * * IT'S LIKE THE LITTLE BUBBLES
MAKING FUN OF ME BABY IT'S A GOOD THING * * CAUSE I CAN'T TAK
THESE ELLIPSES EVERY TEXT FROM YOU * * GETS ME SO HO
NOW ALL I GOT IS THREE DOT SO I PRACTICE MY JUMP SHOT TEXT THREE DOTS *
* DANCE TILL THE BEAT DROPS TEXT STILL THREE DOT TEXT STILL THREE DOT
WATCH THE OFFICE * * ON PEACOC TEXT STILL THREE DOT
I APPRECIATE TAKIN YOUR TIME TO RESPOND * * BUT WHILE YOU'VE BEEN
TEXTIN WE WROTE A WHOLE SON ABOUT WAITING AND WAITING *
* IT'S ALMOST TOO MUC YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE MY LAST TEXT A THUMBS U
BUT THE TEXT ON THREE DOTS * * BRINGING BOUNCY THREE DOT BACK TO YELLIN
FROM THE TREE TOPS CAUSE THE TEXT * * ON THREE DOTS *
[ DING ] >> OH, YUP, OKAY YEAH
>> Jimmy: NICE * TEXT STIL THREE DOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TEXT STILL THREE DOTS
MY THANKS TO NICK JONAS. "SPACEMAN" IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT, EVERYBODY.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. THANK YOU, NICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW," GUYS. LATELY, IT FEELS LIKE TEXT MESSAGES ARE BEING LEAKED EVERY
DAY. IT CAN BE EMBARRASSING FOR THE PEOPLE AND COMPANIES THAT IT
HAPPENS TO BUT A LOT OF THE TIMES THESE TEXTS CAN BE MISUNDERSTOOD
SO, WE WANTED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT BY SHOWING THE WHOLE MESSAGE.
THIS IS "OUT OF CON-TEXTS. * OUT OF CONTEX OUT OF CONTEXT *
>> Jimmy: THIS FIRST LEAKED TEXT IS FROM NETFLIX TO ITS SUBSCRIBERS.
IT SAYS, "WE HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR TRUE CRIME," BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT
ACTUALLY SAYS, "WE HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR TRUE CRIME OF RAISING OUR SUBSCRIPTION RATE
EVERY TWO MONTHS." WOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
SOMEONE SHOULD INVESTIGATE -- THAT'S AN INVESTIGATION THERE. THIS NEXT LEAKED TEXT IS FROM
QUEEN ELIZABETH TO PRINCE HARRY IT SAYS, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D
BETRAY THE FAMILY LIKE THIS. WOW! BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT,
IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BETRAY THE FAMILY LIKE THIS.
YOU WENT ON TELEVISION WITHOUT A TIE? I FAINTED SO HARD I MISSED THE
ENTIRE INTERVIEW HOW'D IT GO, BY THE WAY? [ APPLAUSE ]
SHE MISSED A LOT WELL, HERE'S A TEXT FROM THE CEO OF SKYPE TO HIS EMPLOYEES.
IT SAYS, "I FEEL LIKE 2021 IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR." THERE YOU GO
BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I FEEL LIKE 2021 IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR TO
HAVE MORE ZOOM MEETINGS ON HOW TO FIX SKYPE." [ APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, DO YOU -- DO YOU SEE HOW THESE TEXTS CAN BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
>> Tariq: ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT TEXT -- I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT OUR HANDS ON THESE THIS NEXT TEXT IS FROM PELOTON
TO ITS CUSTOMERS IT SAYS, "WORKING OUT ALWAYS PAYS."
BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "WORKING OUT ALWAYS PAYS US THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS. CONGRATS ON YOUR $2 THOUSAND COAT RACK.
[ APPLAUSE ] HEY. COME ON.
THAT'S A BIT RUDE. HERE'S A TEXT FROM BEN AFFLECK TO ANNA DE ARMAS
IT SAYS, "I'M BATMAN." BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "I'M BATMAN
ISN'T WORKING AS OUR PASSWORD TO THE DUNKIN DELIVERY ACCOUNT ANYMORE.
DID YOU CHANGE IT? [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
BEN AFFLECK RUNS ON DUNKIN CONTEXT, MAN >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT TEXT IS FROM THE DALAI LAMA TO HIS FOLLOWERS.
>> Questlove: HE'S TEXTING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Questlove: OH, OKAY
>> Jimmy: HE'S TEXTING IT TO HIS FOLLOWERS. IT SAYS, "BE THE BEST.
DO YOU." THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S VERY NICE, ACTUALLY
BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "BE THE BEST, DO YOU, DO THE DEW, SPONSORED
AD." [ APPLAUSE ] DALAI LAMA'S DOING ADS NOW
>> Tariq: HEY, MAN >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT TO SAY IT IT'S ILLEGAL
>> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: ILLEGAL NOT TO SAY IT
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WE GOT FROM NETFLIX. THEY KEEP TEXTING EVERYBODY.
IT SAYS, "STARTING MONDAY, ALL ACCOUNTS WILL BE LIMITED TO ONE PROFILE.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE RULES. I GET IT BUT NO, YOU GOT TO SEE THE FULL
TEXT IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "STARTING MONDAY ALL ACCOUNTS WILL BE
LIMITED TO ONE PROFILE SHARED BETWEEN YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND, YOUR ROOMMATE,
YOUR SECOND COUSIN, YOUR OLD GYM TEACHER, AND YOUR UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR WHO FIGURED OUT THAT
YOUR PASSWORD IS "PASSWORD," BUT THAT'S IT. [ APPLAUSE ]
THOSE ARE TEXTS. >> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: THAT ARE OUT OF --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: IT'S GETTING YOUR GOAT, MAN.
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY GETS MY GOAT, A LITTLE BIT >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Tariq: YEAH, THESE TEASIES ARE OUT OF CON-TEASY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN.
I'M JUST LIKE, WHAT? I THOUGHT THE THREE DOTS BOTHERED ME.
BUT IT'S JUST SEEING THESE THINGS RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW? >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO STAND AND TAKE A STAND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Tariq: WHAT'S ANOTHER ONE >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT THIS LAST ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST LEAKED TEXT IS FROM SUBWAY TO ITS CUSTOMERS.
IT SAYS, "EAT FRESH. BUT IF YOU SEE THE FULL TEXT, IT ACTUALLY SAYS, "EAT FRESH
TUNA SANDWICHES SOMEWHERE ELSE OURS ARE MADE OF PENCIL ERASERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "OUT OF CON-TEXT."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
WE GOT GAMES * >>> MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR
NOMINATED ACTOR, STARRING IN A A NEW FILM CALLED "THE COURIER," WHICH OPENS ONLY IN
THEATERS, MARCH 19th HERE IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LOOK AT THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS
WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
I CAN'T TELL YOU, I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING OUR PALS ON THE SHOW HERE
>> THANKS, JIMMY I FEEL THE SAME. IT'S SURREAL, BEYOND WORDS, BUT
AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AS WELL AND BE PART OF THIS, IN THE WAY THAT WE
HAVE TO BE PART OF THIS THESE DAYS >> Jimmy: WHAT IF I DID THIS
AND MY HAND CAME THROUGH YOUR WINDOW AND GRABBED YOUR NECK >> I'D KISS YOUR HAND.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD HAVE PLANNED THAT OUT -- WE SHOULD
HAVE WORKED ON THAT. >> I KNOW. I KNOW
IT'S THE WRONG WAY ROUND, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: OH
>> IF I GO -- LIKE THAT, YOU'D HAVE TO GET -- OH NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
OH, NOW THEY DROPPED US DOWN >> Jimmy: OH, FORGET IT NOW. FORGET IT.
>> OKAY, NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED >> Jimmy: NO
I HAVE NO IDEA >> SO, IF YOU DID -- GO ON, TRY THERE.
>> Jimmy: THIS WAY >> YEAH. JIMMY, STOP IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY, COME ON BACK, LET'S FINISH
>> THAT WAS WEIRD. SURREAL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE
ME A MASSAGE, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, BUDDY WE JUST HAD ELIZABETH OLSEN ON THE SHOW, AND WE HAD FUN
SHE WAS GREAT. AND WE WERE TALKING -- THERE WAS ALL THIS INTERNET
SPECULATION THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AS DR. STRANGE IN THE FINAL
EPISODE OF "WANDAVISION. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE AT HOME IF THAT OR DID NOT HAPPEN,
BUT IF IT DID NOT HAPPEN, WAS THERE A POSSIBILITY THAT - WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE >> NO, NO, THIS HAS ALREADY GOTTEN WEIRD
YEAH, NO, SO, IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN -- OH, GOD, HOW DOES THIS WORK?
IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN -- >> HAD YOU HEARD ABOUT A RUMOR THAT YOU MAY BE DOING THAT
>> I CAN FEEL THE TOM HOLLAND IN ME COMING OUT HERE. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE CHAMP
>> IF -- IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN >> Jimmy: YES. >> THEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IF IT DID, HELL, WHAT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. BUT IF IT DIDN'T -
>> Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE >> I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU'RE STILL WORKING WITH
ELIZABETH OLSEN. >> SHE'S AMAZING SHE'S ON OUR SHOW.
AND IT'S A VERY EXCITING NEXT STEP FOR WANDA, AS I THINK SHE'S ALREADY SAID ON YOUR
SHOW THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: THE WALLS HAVE EARS. >> THERE ARE MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE
>> Jimmy: THE WALLS HAVE EARS. I'M NOT SAFE HERE, I'M MORE SAFE IN YOUR STUDIO THAN I AM
HERE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE COURIER," BUT I ALSO WANT
TO TALK ABOUT "THE MAURITANIAN. THIS IS A MOVIE THAT YOU
PRODUCED, YOU WERE IN. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT JODIE FOSTER WON
A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND NOW, YOU JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR FIVE BAFTAs
COME ON, NOW >> YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, RIGHT? >> I MEAN, WE'RE OVER THE MOON
IT FEELS FANTASTIC YOU KNOW, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE STORY ABOUT A HUMAN SPIRIT
THAT'S INDEFATIGABLE, THAT TRIUMPHS OVER THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE ADVERSITY
BUT ALSO, IT'S SOMEONE WHO, AT HIS VERY HEART, MOHAMEDOU, HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAS THE CAPACITY TO
LOVE AND EMPATHIZE WHERE THERE SHOULD BE FEAR, AND HATE, AND DISTRUST
HE BUILDS EMPATHY. HE'S THIS INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING, AND WE COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER THAT THE FILM HAS HAD THIS RECEPTION IT'LL HOPEFULLY GET OUT FURTHER
FOR HIS SAKE AS WELL >> Jimmy: WELL-DESERVED. THE ACTING IS CRUSHER IN THAT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE COURIER."
THIS IS A SPY THRILLER NOW, THAT'S MY JAM YOU GET INTO THE SPY THRILLER
STUFF, THAT'S WHEN I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH. BUT THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE
STORY. >> YEAH. INDEED
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT AND WHO IT IS THAT YOU PLAY
>> SURE. HE'S A VERY UNLIKELY CUSTOMER TO BE A SPY.
HE'S A VERY ORDINARY MAN, COASTING TOWARDS WELL -- HE'S IN MIDDLE AGE, COASTING TOWARDS
AN EARLY RETIREMENT. HE'S QUITE A, SORT OF, HAPPY GO LUCKY, CHARMING, GIFT OF THE
GAB SALESMAN BASICALLY, AND HE'S ASKED -- BECAUSE HIS BUSINESS IS GOING INTO EASTERN
EUROPE, BEYOND THE IRON CURTAIN, THIS IS IN THE '60s, BY THE WA, JUST BEFORE THE
CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS HE'S ASKED TO GO INTO RUSSIA AND MAKE CONTACT WITH THIS GUY
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO IT IS. HE'S KEPT IN THE DARK. BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE COLONEL
OLEG PENKOVSKY, WHO IS THE HIGHEST RANKING SOVIET OFFICIAL DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE
CRISIS, SO A BIG DUDE. AND THE BIG DUDE LIKES THE LITTLER DUDE AND SAYS, "HE'S
GOOD, HE'S AMATEUR, THAT'S WHAT I NEED." BECAUSE, BASICALLY, IN THAT
ERA, ALL THE USUAL SPIES, THE DIPLOMATS, THE, SORT OF, MORE OBVIOUS CREATURES OF THAT
WORLD, WERE ALL BEING FOUND OUT BY THE KGB AND OTHER OPERATIVES IN RUSSIA.
AND THIS GUY -- THIS SMALL GUY TURNED OUT TO BE THIS EXTRAORDINARY OPERATOR, AN
EXTRAORDINARY MAN WHO BECAME VERY BRAVE AND VERY COURAGEOUS, TO THE POINT THAT THE
FRIENDSHIP THEY STRUCK UP MEANT THAT HE WENT BACK TO MOSCOW TO TRY AND SAVE HIS FRIEND, GOT
CAUGHT AND, I WON'T TELL YOU ANY MORE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT SETS IT UP.
IT'S A TRUE STORY. AND NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT HIM.
BUT MY PARENTS KNOW ABOUT -- IS HIS NAME HE WAS FAMOUS IN THE DAY FOR
WHEN HE WAS EXCHANGED -- BUT I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION KNOW THE NAME,
DESPITE THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS AND KEY PLAYERS IN THAT >> Jimmy: NO, I TOTALLY --
BUT IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY. >> Jimmy: AMAZING TRUE STORY
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN "THE COURIER."
TAKE A LOOK.
A BIT -- SORRY JAMES, I KNOW YOU SAID YOU HAD
AN OFFICE IN BOARD OF TRADE, BUT, IS IT POSSIBLE YOU ACTUALLY WORK AT A DIFFERENT
BRANCH OF HER MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT OH, MY
THIS IS UNEXPECTED I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M --
I'M JUST A SALESMAN. >> BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, EVERYBODY.
"THE COURIER" OPENS ONLY IN THEATERS MARCH 19th. BENEDICT AND I ARE DOING
SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE ARE HERE WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH BENEDICT, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN
SO MANY FANTASTIC MOVIES, SPANNING SO MANY GENRES, I THOUGH IT'D BE FUN IF WE PUT
YOUR MOVIE KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IT IS TIME FOR "A TO Z."
* A TO A TO Z * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OR YOU
PROBABLY CALL IT, A TO ZED >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING
>> I'LL GIVE YOU Z, IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK -
YOU'RE VERY NICE YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR
FAVORITE MOVIES. BUT THE CATCH IS THAT EACH TIME ONE OF US BRINGS UP A NEW ONE,
THE TITLE HAS TO START WITH THE NEXT LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. WE'RE GONNA GO BACK AND FORTH
AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ALL THE WAY FROM A TO Z. YOU READY?
>> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: BENEDICT, IT'S BEEN SUCH A CRAZY YEAR IN
QUARANTINE I'VE WATCHED NON-STOP MOVIES AND IT IS THE BEST, 'CAUSE I
OBVIOUSLY HAD TO START WITH "ANIMAL HOUSE. >> YEAH, YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AND THE THING ABOUT "ANIMAL HOUSE" IS HOW MANY "BAD BOYS" THERE ARE, IN
"ANIMAL HOUSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, I MEAN, IT REMINDED ME OF
"CHAPLIN" A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD BOY, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SPEAK IN ANY OF HIS
MOVIES, DID HE YOU KNOW >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE. WELL "DON'T LOOK NOW" BUT, YOU KNOW -
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I MEAN, THEY SING -- 'CAUSE THEY SANG IN "EVER AFTER."
DREW BARRYMORE >> THEY DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SANG --
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT IT WAS -
>> SHE WAS IN -- "FOREVER YOUNG", WASN'T SHE >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, NO
SHE WAS IN "FEVER PITCH" WITH ME, BUT THE AMERICAN VERSION - >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: SHE WAS NOT IN "GOODFELLAS.
>> NO, OR "HIGH SOCIETY. >> Jimmy: NO AND SHE WASN'T IN -- "I'LL FLY
AWAY." WAS THAT A MOVIE >> HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN "JURASSIC
PARK?" >> Jimmy: I SAW "JURASSIC PARK."
IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE. I SAW "JURASSIC PARK" AND THEN "KARATE KID.
RIGHT -- ONE AFTER THE OTHER AND THEN THERE WAS - >> NO WAY.
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS A THIRD MOVIE AFTER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT
WAS. >> WAS IT CALLED -- "LENNY." >> Jimmy: YES, IT WAS "LENNY."
IT WAS "THE LENNY BRUCE STORY" STARRING DUSTIN HOFFMAN. THAT'S -
>> NOT THE THINGS THAT DROP OFF -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT. >> THAT WOULD BE "MISSION:
IMPOSSIBLE" DEFINITELY >> Jimmy: NO, IT DEFINITELY WOULD BE
BUT I WAS ABOUT TO -- I SAID ONE TICKET FOR "NOTTING HILL" PLEASE
AND THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT WHAT THE ONE THEY GAVE ME. THEY GAVE ME A TICKET TO A
A DIFFERENT FILM >> "OUT OF AFRICA" >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHERE MUSIC STARTED THAT'S WHERE A CAPPELLA MUSIC STARTED AND THAT'S WHY THEY
CAME UP WITH "PITCH PERFECT. THAT SONG ABOUT SINGING IN A A CAPELLA.
>> OF COURSE, OF COURSE. AND THEN, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SINGING MOVIES,
YOU KNOW, THEN I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO MENTION -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO EASY IT'S SO EASY >> I'LL JUST SAY "QUEEN.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT
SURE IT IS >> IS IT >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH
WELL, I MEAN -- IT WAS CALLED "QUEEN." WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS
CALLED, "ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL?" >> YEAH, I MEAN, YEAH.
IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T CALLED "STAR WARS."
WE KNOW THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT THAT DID NOT WORK AS I
BELIEVE. I THINK IT WENT DOWN LIKE THE "TITANIC."
>> YEAH. IT MUST HAVE DONE -- IT MUST HAVE GONE INTO THE
"UNDERWORLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY CAME BACK THOUGH BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, "V FOR VENDETTA," YOU KNOW THEY CAME BACK STRONG.
>> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY -- YEAH BUT IT WAS A WONDER. IT WAS A WONDER -- "WONDER
WOMAN. YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE WAS.
SHE WAS A "WONDER WOMAN" JUST LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WAS IN "XANADU.
>> "XANADU." THAT'S RIGHT AND -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, XANADU, RIGHT? >> JUST A BUNCH OF "YOUNG GUNS" BASICALLY.
ALL OF THEM. THEY WERE ONCE YOUNG "YOUNG GUNS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY CERTAINLY WERE YOUNG YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE A MODEL IN
"ZOOLANDER." [ DING ] >> YES
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, DUDE I LOVE YOU, MAN! MY THANKS TO
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HIS FILM "THE COURIER" OPENS IN THEATERS MARCH 19th.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. YES!
I TOTALLY REMEMBERED * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE ON THE POPULAR CW SHOW "RIVERDALE" WHICH AIRS
WEDESNDAYS AT 8:00 P.M HERE IS MADELAINE PETSCH MADELAINE, AW, IT IS SO NICE TO
SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS. I DON'T THINK I KNOW ANY OTHER MADELAINES
IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THAT >> HELLO HI, YEAH, THERE IS
MY PARENTS ARE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, AND THEY ARE SELF-PROCLAIMED HIPPIES.
AND MY MOM NAMED BY BROTHER SHAWN AFTER MY DAD, AND MY MOM LET MY DAD NAME ME
AND SHE THOUGHT HE WOULD PICK SOMETHING NORMAL OR SOMEWHAT APPROPRIATE.
AND HE PICKED THE NAME STREET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, WE CAN'T NAME OUR --
>> MY OM WAS LIKE, "WE GOTTA MAKE THIS WORK." >> Jimmy: -- BEAUTIFUL BABY
GIRL STREET. NO >> SO THEY PICKED LAINE, LIKE
LANE ON THE ROAD MADELAINE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT A
A STORY. I LOVE IT. >> YEAH, MY BROTHER CALLED ME
STREET GROWING UP TOUGH, SO MY DAD STILL GOT HIS KICKS. >> Jimmy: "RIVERDALE" IS NOW IN
SEASON FIVE. FOR ME, I THINK THAT WAS MY INTRODUCTION TO YOU, FOR YOUR
BIG BREAK. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS IT FOR YOU AS
WELL, AND WHAT THINGS WERE YOU DOING BEFORE "RIVERDALE" >> IT WAS BEYOND MY BIG BREAK.
I'M SO THANKFUL FOR IT I MET YOU I THINK FOUR YEARS AGO NOW, WHICH IS NUTS
I HAD LIKE 100 JOBS BEFORE "RIVERDALE." I WAS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR
MULTIPLE PEOPLE, I WAS A PHOTO RETOUCHER, I WORKED AT A COFFEE SHOP, AT A HOOKAH LOUNGE
BUT ONE OF MY CRAZY JOBS WAS AT A PIE SHOP IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD AND I HAD A VERY INTERESTING
CLOSING NIGH ONCE THAT INVOLVED NICOLAS CAGE >> Jimmy: WHAT
HE CAME IN TO GET SOME PIE >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE 15 MINUTES BEFORE WE CLOSED AND I HAD
TAKEN MY -- WE HAD TO WEAR VESTS. AND I HAD TAKEN MY VEST OFF,
AND I WAS LIKE "IM GONNA CLEAN NO ONE'S COMING IN." AND THEN NICOLAS CAGE --
IT WAS LIKE SMOKE SHOULD HAVE BILLOWED IN THROUGH THE DOOR WHEN HE CAME THROUGH
IT FELT LIKE A SCENE IN A MOVIE. HE JUST WALTZED IN WITH HIS
GROUP OF FRIENDS, LIKE - SMELLED GREAT, LOOKED LIKE HE WALKED OFF A MOVIE SET
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE. I'M GONNA DIE AT
NICHOLAS CAGE. LIKE, THIS IS 15 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE.
I'VE TURNED OFF MADELAINE WORK MODE I'M NOW READY TO GO HOME AND
NICOLAS CAGE WALTZES IN. AND I'M LIKE, "HI. AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY.
AND STARTS RATTLING OFF PIE ORDERS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS, LIKE 20 SLICES IN
15 SECONDS AND I'M SITTING THERE AND AT A A CERTAIN POINT I JUST FROZE,
JUST STOPPED TOUCHING THE SCREEN STOPPED PUTTING PIE ORDERS IN
AND JUST A TEAR ROLLED DOWN MY FACE AND I JUST STOPPED MOVING.
AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON ARE YOU OKAY
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" HE WAS SO KIND AND NICE BUT ALSO LIKE "WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THIS GIRL? >> Jimmy: SO HE'S JUST RATTLING OFF PIES LIKE "BLUEBERRY,
COCONUT CREAM, LEMON MERINGUE, APPLE," RIGHT? AND HE'S YELLING PIE AT YOU.
>> YEAH, AND HE WAS LIKE, "I'LL GET ICE CREAM ON THAT. OOH, CAN I GET COFFEE.
OOH, CAN I HAVE SOME ALMOND MILK OH, AND CAN I HAVE PECAN PIE
OOH, CAN I --" HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT PIE. LIKE, I CAN'T BLAME THE GUY.
THEY WERE GREAT PIECES OF PIE. BUT I WAS JUST LIKE "OH MY GOD, NICOLAS CAGE IS IN HERE AND
HE'S ORDERING PIE FROM ME AND I'M CRYING WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU
DUMMY? STOP CRYING. I'M LIKE, "STOP, MOVE YOUR ARM,
MOVE YOUR ARM. >> Jimmy: HE WOULD LOVE THIS STORY.
HE'S SO FUN. HE'S SO COOL I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE -
>> HE WAS SO KIND. I MEAN, THERE WAS A WEIRD GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM WITH
A SINGLE TEAR ROLLING DOWN HER FACE WHILE HE WAS ORDERING PIE FROM HER, WHICH IS HER JOB, AND
HE WAS SO KIND TO ME >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO DO SOME REALLY COOL THINGS IN THE PAST
FEW YEARS WITH THE SUCCESS OF THE SHOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THIS DOCUMENTARY YOU HAVE COMING OUT >> I AM SO EXCITED
I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY COOL THINGS I'VE GOTTEN TO DO BECAUSE OF THE SHOW, AND I'M SO
THANKFUL BUT MY PARENTS ARE MOST PROUD OF ME FOR THIS, WHICH IS JUST
THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCING A DOCUMENTARY CALLED "MEAT ME
HALFWAY. M-E-A-T. AND IT'S ABOUT THE EFFECT THAT
MEAT EATING AND MEAT CONSUMPTION HAS ON THE ENVIRONMENT.
AND THE REASON WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH IS I'VE BEEN RAISED PLANT-BASED AND I NEVER WANTED
TO EVER SHOVE THOSE BELIEFS DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS, BUT I WANT TO GIVE THEM THE TOOLS AND
INFORMATION TO MAKE THEIR OWN EDUCATED DECISIONS AND I MET BRIAN KATEMANN, WHO
HAS THIS WHOLE MOVEMENT CALLED REDUCETARIANISM WHICH IS REDUCING YOUR MEAT CONSUMPTION,
NOT STOPPING IT. IT'S AN UNREALISTIC GOAL TO THINK THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD GO
VEGAN. AND I REACHED OUT TO HIM WHEN I READ ABOUT HIS MOVEMENT.
AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'S GOT GOING ON AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS WORKING ON A DOCUMENTARY AND I
JUMPED ON WITH HIM AND WE JUST HIT THE GROUND RUNNING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. I LOVE THE TITLE "MEAT ME HALFWAY."
>> "MEAT ME HALFWAY. >> Jimmy: M-E-A-T. >> YEAH.
IT'S REALLY COOL I'M REALLY EXCITED IT COMES OUT IN THE SUMMER
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. COME BACK. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE
THAT WILL BE GREAT >> I'D LOVE TO YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
IT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF "RIVERDALE.
WHAT -- WHAT IS CHERYL UP TO WHAT -- WHAT COULD SHE -- POSSIBLY BE HAPPENING THIS
SEASON >> WELL, YOU KNOW, AS PER USUAL, CHERYL'S JUST UP TO NO
GOOD YOU KNOW HOW IT IS SHE -- WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT OUR
SHOW, EPISODE EIGHT, ON WEDNESDAY, AND SHE THROWS A KEY PARTY.
SHE BRINGS A LOVE INTEREST, A NEW ONE, FOR HERSELF AND ALSO HER EX-GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE
LOVES TO STIR UP TROUBLE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE'S A LOOK AT TOMORROW NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "RIVERDALE. CHECK IT OUT
>> AHEM. HEAR YE, HEAR YE, FELLOW FRIENDS AND FIENDS
NOT THAT I WANT US SWAN DIVING INTO SAD ADULTHOOD WITH BABIES AND MARRIAGES AND ARTHRITIS, ET
CETERA, I'M THROWING A PARTY ONE LAST HURRAH TO CELEBRATE OUR WILD, MISSPENT YOUTH, ONE
FINAL CHANCE TO RECALL OUR RECKLESS TEENAGE SELVES. I MEAN, WHO COULD FORGET MY
ICONICS FROM THE BOTTLE PARTIES OF YORE? >> AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR
THAT >> WHICH IS WHY THIS LITTLE FETE WILL BE A KEY PARTY
>> Jimmy: MADELAINE PETSCH "RIVERDALE" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON THE CW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ROSE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
* >> Jimmy: MAKING HER LATE NIGHT SOLO DEBUT HERE ON "THE TONIGHT
SHOW," PERFORMING "ON THE GROUND" FROM HER NEW PROJECT "R," HERE IS ROSE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * MY LIFE'S BEEN MAGI
SEEMS FANTASTI I USED TO HAVE * * A HOLE IN THE WAL
WITH A MATTRESS * * IT'S FUNN WHEN YOU WANT IT
SUDDENLY YOU HAVE IT * * YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU GOLD'S JUST PLASTIC *
* EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT I'VE BEEN THINKING BAC ON YOU AND I
EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT * * I WORKED MY WHOLE LIF JUST TO GET RIGH
JUST TO BE LIK LOOK AT ME * * I'M NEVER COMING DOWN
I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE JUST TO GET HIGH JUST TO REALIZE *
* EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH EVERYTHING I NEED IS
ON THE GROUND * * * ON THE GROUND
EVERYTHING I NEE IS ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THE
DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YEAH WHAT GOES U IT MUST COME DOWN *
* NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME *
* MY WORLD'S BEEN HECTI SEEMS ELECTRIC BUT I'VE BEEN WAKING U
WITH YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD * * AND I'M TRYIN TO SEND A MESSAG
AND LET YOU KNOW * * THAT EVERY SINGLE MINUT I'M WITHOUT YO
I REGRET IT * * EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT I'VE BEEN THINKING BAC
ON YOU AND I EVERY DAY EVERY NIGHT * * I WORKED MY WHOLE LIF
JUST TO GET RIGH JUST TO BE LIK LOOK AT ME *
* I'M NEVER COMING DOWN I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE JUST TO GET HIGH
JUST TO REALIZE * * EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH
EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * *
* ON THE GROUND EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND *
* NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH YEAH WHAT GOES U
IT MUST COME DOWN * * NAH BUT THE DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME * * I'M WAY UP IN THE CLOUD AND THEY SAY
I'VE MADE IT NOW BUT I FIGURED IT OUT * * EVERYTHING I NEED
IS ON THE GROUND JUST DROVE BY YOUR HOUSE SO FAR FROM YOU NOW *
* BUT I FIGURED IT OU EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON TH EVERYTHING I NEED IS
ON THE GROUND * * * ON THE GROUND
EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THEY DON'
HEAR ME THOUGH ON THE GROUND * * NAH BUT THEY DON'
HEAR ME THOUGH EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
WATCHING EVERYBODY STAY SAFE. WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
* *