>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS, MICHELLE OBAMA, GUY RAZ, MUSICAL GUEST EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BOHEMIANS, AND
FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU!
HEY! NICE TO SEE YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YEAH THANK YOU!
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS EXCITING
MICHELLE OBAMA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT EATING HEALTHY WHILE I WORK THROUGH LAST NIGHT'S DOUBLE CORNED BEEF
SANDWICH ON RYE. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS. WELL, GUYS, THE DRAMA BETWEEN
PRESIDENT BIDEN AND VLADIMIR PUTIN CONTINUES. A DAY AFTER BIDEN CALLED PUTIN
A KILLER PUTIN RESPONDED BY SAYING, "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
THIS IS FUN. AS IF THE PANDEMIC WASN'T ENOUGH, LET'S THROW IN TENSION
WITH A NUCLEAR ENEMY INTO THE MIX. WHY NOT?
DON'T WORRY, BIDEN ISN'T SCARED BY THIS. JUST TO BE SAFE, HE SKIPPED
WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY IN CASE THEY WERE POISONED YEAH, THESE GUYS ARE REALLY
GOING AT IT. BUT KEEP IN MIND IT COULD ALSO BE JUST A MARKETING STUNT FOR
SUN GLASS HUT. JUST -- JUST SAYING. JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
THE KREMLIN ALSO WEIGHED IN AND CALLED THE COMMENTS ABOUT PUTIN "VERY BAD" AND DEMANDED AN
EXPLANATION OR AN APOLOGY. AND THEN BIDEN WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?
EXPLANATION OR APOLOGY?" [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
YEP, THE KREMLIN DEMANDED THAT BIDEN EXPLAIN HIMSELFM WHICH WILL BACK FIRE WHEN THEY
REALIZE EVERY BIDEN EXPLANATION TAKES AT LEAST THREE HOURS "I KNOW A RUSSIAN GUY NAMED
IGOR [ LAUGHTER ] WE USED TO CALL HIM "SCOOTER."
HE HAD A BICYCLE WITH NO PEDALS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE WOULD SCOOT HIS WAY TO SCHOOL." WOW!
BUT THINGS DIDN'T STOP THERE, BECAUSE LATER TODAY PUTIN INVITED BIDEN TO HAVE A PUBLIC
LIVE STREAM CHAT, EITHER TOMORROW OR MONDAY SOMEHOW WE WENT FROM, "IT TAKES
A KILLER TO KNOW A KILLER" TO, "YOU FREE FOR ZOOM HAPPY HOUR LATER?
JUST SAYING, IT COULD BE FUN JUST A COUPLE PALSIES. YEP, IT'S A BUSY TIME FOR
BIDEN. TODAY HIS ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED THEY ARE SENDING
MILLIONS OF ASTRAZENECA VACCINE DOSES TO CANADA AND MEXICO THAT'S NICE.
WE'RE GIVING THEM THE ONE VACCINE THAT ISN'T APPROVED IN THE U.S.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE TELLING A HOUSE GUEST, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,
THERE'S A FROZEN LEAN CUISINE FROM 1989 IN THE GARAGE. DON'T TOUCH OUR FOOD
[ LAUGHTER ] GO AT IT GO AT IT WITH THAT LASAGNA
HERE'S SOME MORE BIG NEWS OUT OF OUR NATION'S CAPITAL. AS OF THIS WEEK, MAGIC
MUSHROOMS ARE NOW DECRIMINALIZED IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
>> Tariq: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN ALREADY SEE A DIFFERENCE WITH SOME LAWMAKERS.
TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY WERE BEHAVING BEFORE AND AFTER THE SHROOMS KICKED IN.
>> LET'S PASS THIS BILL! >> THE BRAIN IS AN AMAZING ORGAN.
>> HOW CRITICAL IT IS THAT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT COVID GO SMOKE SOME DOPE AND YOU WILL
ENJOY LIFE SO MUCH MORE. >> FEAR HAS BECOME AN ALL-TOO PREVALENT QUALITY.
>> THIS IS OF COURSE A PICTURE OF FORMER PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN
AND ACTUALLY FIRING A MACHINE GUN WHILE RIDING ON THE BIKE OF A DINOSAUR
[ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHAT
>> Jimmy: SOME SPORTS NEWS, WELL, EVERYONE IS PUMPED FOR THIS
IT IS MARCH MADNESS! [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT
EVERYONE IS DOING THEIR OFFICE POOLS. OF COURSE, THIS YEAR THAT MEANS
IT'S YOU AGAINST YOUR WIFE, YOUR 2-YEAR-OLD AND YOUR DOG "RUSTY, YOU PICKED GONZAGA,
TOO? AND THIS IS COOL, FANS WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE ARENAS BUT
CAPACITY WILL BE LIMITED SO TO ADD SOME EXTRA EXCITEMENT, CBS IS MAKING THESE
SNEAKER SQUEAKS 50% LOUDER [ SNEAKER SQUEAKING "AND THERE IS THE PASS FROM --
THERE'S A PASS FROM JENNINGS OH, HE'S GO THE EASY LAY-UP. JENNINGS GOT THE EASY LAYUP!
OH HE'S GOT CHECKED OUT." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SNEAKER SQUEAKING "THERE IS PASS OVER TO - OH, CANOVA
OH, CANOVA PASS IT BACK TO JENNINGS HE'S DOWN ON THE PLAY WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SNEAKER SQUEAKING NO, DON'T DO IT.
I'M OUT OF BREATH. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS IS GREAT THOUGH, DO
YOU REMEMBER SISTER JEAN SHE WAS THE NUN WHO WAS THE BIGGEST FAN OF LOYOLA CHICAGO'S
BASKETBALL TEAM? YEAH WELL, HER SCHOOL IS BACK IN THE TOURNAMENT AND AT
101 YEARS OLD, SHE'S BEEN CLEARED TO ATTEND THE GAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE SISTER JEAN SHE'S LOYOLA'S MOST BELOVED FAN AND THEIR MOST UNFORGIVING
BOOKIE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THOUGHT A RULER WAS BAD.
SHE WALKS AROUND WITH A PIPE "CONTRIBUTIONS A LITTLE LIGHT THIS WEEK.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED HOW IT FELT TO BE ALLOWED TO ATTEND, SISTER JEAN
SAID SHE WAS #BLESSED. [ LAUGHTER ] SISTER JEAN, YEAH.
THE TEAM LOVES SISTER JEAN BEFORE TIP-OFF SHE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME UPLIFTING MESSAGE:
"HAVE FUN OUT THERE AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO STUFF A FOOL, YOU FRESHMAN BITCH."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY WILD
A MAN IN NEW YORK WAS JUST CONVICTED OF A VERY UNUSUAL CRIME.
WATCH THIS
>> A MAN IN NEW YORK WAS CONVICTED OF ILLEGAL
TRAFFICKING AFTER KEEPING LIVE SHARKS IN A POOL IN HIS HOME AND OFFERING THEM FOR SALE ON
THE INTERNET >> Jimmy: EVEN THE SHARKS WERE LIKE, "UGH, AN ABOVEGROUND
POOL?" RIGHT NOW VLADIMIR PUTIN IS TRYING TO SET TIM MEETING WITH
BIDEN DIRECTLY OVER THAT TANK. "JUST TAKE TWO MORE STEPS CLOSER
THE WI-FI IS BETTER THERE. [ BUZZER ] ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
COME ON!
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY! JUST A REMINDER TO TUNE IN
TOMORROW NIGHT WE ARE HEADING OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR
A SPECIAL AT-HOME EDITION OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WILL BE ON
WE HAVE "THANK YOU NOTES," WE HAVE "ASK THE FALLONS. AND WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH STATE
FARM TO RAISE MONEY FOR FEEDING AMERICA DURING THE SHOW. SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP A
A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN DONATE AND TATE FARM WILL MATCH DONATIONS UP TO $100,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GREAT THING SO MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TOMORROW
NIGHT. PLEASE DONATE. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN
SPEAKING OF FUN, WHAT SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE IS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK, "BECOMING.
AND HER NEW KID SHOW, "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOW.
MICHELLE OBAMA IS OUR GUEST TONIGHT. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HER SHE IS GOING TO HELP US SETTLE
SOME OF THE BIGGEST DEBATES OF ALL TIME AND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN
INVOLVING ZOOM IN JUST A FEW SECONDS. ALSO, HE CO-WROTE THE
BESTSELLING BOOK, "WOW IN THE WORLD: THE HOW AND WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY."
GUY RAZ IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC THERE
EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BOHEMIANS! EDIE BRICKELL!
"HUNTER AND THE DOG STAR" IS THE NAME OF THE JAM. GUYS LIKE I SAID, MICHELLE
OBAMA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT WE LOVE TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH HER WHENEVER SHE'S.
ON EARLIER TODAY WE SURPRISED SOME FANS WITH A ZOOM BOMB CHECK THIS OUT
>> SORRY, WRONG ZOOM >> GUYS I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA.
WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE ON ZOOM WHO THINK THEY'RE IN A FOCUS GROUP ABOUT
A COOKING SHOW THEY HAVE NO IDEA THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
ARE YOU READY, MICHELLE? >> READY [ CHIME
>> THERE IS THIS COOKIE CRUMBLE -- >> Jimmy: MICHELLE, THANK YOU
FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I'M EXCITED FOR OUR INTERVIEW. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
>> IS THAT MICHELLE OBAMA? >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. THANKS SO FOR HAVING ME.
ARE THESE ALL YOUR FRIENDS IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE WITH EVERYONE
>> Jimmy: NO I THOUGHT THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
>> NO. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
>> IS THIS REAL? >> Jimmy: IT IS REAL IT'S REAL.
>> NO. >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THE WRONG ZOOM
>> OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED? >> --IT'S COMPLETELY PACKED
WITH EVERYTHING. >> HELLO HELLO?
>> WHAT? >> JIMMY WRONG BOOK
>> OH, MY GOD. WRONG BOOK JIMMY >> Jimmy: I THINK WE'RE IN THE
WRONG ZOOM >> OH MY GOD NO, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT ZOOM
>> YEAH, HI. >> UH-HUH. >> YEAH, WE --
>> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S JIMMY FALLON WRONG ZOOM
>> OH, HELLO >> NO WAY! >> YOU STOP IT
HEY, IT'S MICHELLE OBAMA WRONG ZOOM >> OH MY GOD
>> WAS THAT FOR REAL >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS FOR REAL.
>> IT WAS REAL >> BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER USE A BOX CAKE EVER.
SO IF YOU USE ANYTHING - >> Jimmy: TWINSIE? TWINSIE?
>> TWINSIE TWINSIES >> Jimmy: TWINSIES
>> TWINSIES! OH, THERE YOU ARE! >> Jimmy: THERE YOU ARE,
TWINSIE. >> IS THIS REAL. IS THIS REALLY REAL?
WHOSE IN CHARGE? >> Jimmy: IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL.
>> I'M SORRY OUR BAD. >> THIS IS SO AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: THAT BOX CAKE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, BY THE WAY >> YEAH, I LOVE BOX CAKE
>> LET ME MAKE YOU A REAL CAKE >> Jimmy: WHAT SONG SHOULD WE DO
"THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN?" >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH
>> BEFORE TAKING -- I WAS ON A A DIET AND I LOVE DIETING MORE THAN
THE OTHER. SO I'M WITH YOU JOANIE DIET -
>> OH, MY GOODNESS * >> THIS ISN'T BAND PRACTICE.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WE'RE IN THE WRONG ZOOM, I THINK. >> MICHELLE OBAMA?
>> THAT WAS ODD! >> THAT WAS ODD? >> ANYONE ELSE
>> Jimmy: WRONG. >> ZOOM. >> Jimmy: WRONG.
>> HUH >> WHAT? >> ZOOM.
WRONG ZOOM >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> OH, MY GOD!
HI, MICHELLE HI JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THE WRONG
ZOOM SORRY, GUYS. MY FAULT
THAT'S MY FAULT. >> HELLO CAN YOU COME BACK, PLEASE?
WOW! >> OH, MY GOD! >> IT WASN'T AN ILLUSION
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY HAPPENED >> OH MY GOD >> YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: THE GREATEST THE GREATEST MY THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA!
MORE WITH MICHELLE AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK FOR "THE TONIGHT
SHOW"! * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE
FORMER FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF THE BOOK,
"BECOMING," WHICH IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND YOUNG READERS EDITION.
HOW COOL IS THAT SHE ALSO HAS A BRAND NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX CALLED "WAFFLES +
MOCHI," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, MICHELLE OBAMA
>> HEY, HEY! >> Jimmy: OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW >> THANK YOU
I MISS BEING -- SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. THIS IS ODD.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOW ARE THE GIRLS?
>> GOOD. THEY'RE GOOD YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL JUST
TOGETHER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR
HEALTH, AND THEY ARE TAKING THEIR CLASSES ONLINE YOU KNOW, WE -- WE'RE JUST SORT
OF MAKING IT THROUGH BUT EVERYBODY IS GOOD. MALIA IS GRADUATING FROM
COLLEGE. YEAH YEAH
JUST SIT WITH THAT THAT LITTLE KID IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT KIDDING, I REMEMBER - >> WE FEEL OLD
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE, AND HONESTLY, YOU JUST INSTALLED A SWING SET
AND OF COURSE, I HAD TO GET -- I HAD TO GET ON THE SWING SET AND SWING ON IT.
'CAUSE - >> JUST -- WE WERE JUST WORRIED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BREAK IT
THAT'S ALL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T BREAK IT
THOUGH I LOVED -- BUT NOW SHE'S GRADUATING COLLEGE
ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S CRAZY
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE, LIKE, YOUR BEST MOMENTS WITH THE GIRLS
'CAUSE I HAVE TWO GIRLS TOO. ARE THEY -- 'CAUSE I'VE HEARD CAR RIDES ARE GREAT.
>> YEAH. WE DON'T GET THAT. 'CAUSE WE STILL HAVE SECRET
SERVICE. SO WE NEVER DROVE THEM TO SCHOOL
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THEY HAD THEIR CARS SO WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT
SO IT WAS ALWAYS VACATION TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DINNER TIMES WERE SPECIAL
FOR US, BECAUSE WE MADE -- WE STILL MAKE TIME FOR DINNER IT'S KIND OF A RITUAL.
6:30, WE SIT DOWN. THAT'S WHERE YOU GET THE GOOD STUFF.
SOME NIGHTS IT'S A DUD SOME NIGHTS THEY'RE JUST, SORT OF, CUTTING INTO THEIR BRUSSEL
SPROUTS. YOU KNOW, OTHER NIGHTS THEY SAY SOME FASCINATING THINGS.
AND BARACK AND I, WE JUST TRY TO REMAIN QUIET. NOT TO INTERRUPT WHEN YOU'RE
GETTING SOME TEA YOU KNOW, WE'VE LEARNED, IT'S LIKE, "DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE
EYE. THEY'RE TELLING US SOMETHING." AND BARACK HAS GOTTEN GOOD AT
THAT IT'S LIKE DON'T HAVE AN OPINION.
>> Jimmy: NOT YET. >> JUST LISTEN >> Jimmy: JUST LISTEN.
AND JUST GO -- >> 'CAUSE YOU COULD LOSE THEM. >> Jimmy: YEP.
YEP, EXACTLY THEN YOU GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT WAS
THAT?" >> "WHAT WAS THAT? RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: ANYWAY, THAT WAS COOL A GREAT CONVERSATION
>> WOW, INTERESTING. UH-HUH, YEAH, THAT POKER FACE. SO -
>> Jimmy: PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS HERE NOT TOO LONG AGO, AND HE SAID THAT YOU GUYS LIKE TO GO
FOR BIKE RIDES TOGETHER. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT HE'S
VERY LEISURELY ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID THAT YOU SOMETIMES ACT LIKE IT'S A RACE
IS THAT HOW YOU SEE IT ARE YOU COMPETITIVE? >> NO, NO WAY.
WELL, YES, I AM COMPETITIVE, BUT NOT WITH BIKING. I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SPEED
I THINK IT' THE LENGTH YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME WE WENT ON A BIKE RIDE, BECAUSE HE'S
ALWAYS LIKE, "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? HOW LONG DO YOU WANT TO GO
IT'S UP TO YOU." RIGHT? HE SAYS THAT
AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, SO YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME, RIGHT?" WELL, LIKE, AN HOUR IN, HE'S
LIKE, "I'M HUNGRY. WHEN'S IT OVER?" >> Jimmy: AN HOUR!
>> AND IT'S LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT --" WELL, IT WAS -- IT'S -- YOU'VE GOT TO
FINISH THE - >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! AN HOUR BIKE RIDE?
OH, NO, NO I WOULD -- YOU KNOW WHAT, SERIOUSLY, I WOULD CALL AN
UBER I WOULD CALL AN UBER AND SAY, "YOU NEED TO HAVE ROOM FOR A
A BIKE TO GO IN THE TRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, HE COULD HAVE
WE STILL ALWAYS HAVE THE AGENTS FOLLOWING. AT ANY POINT IN TIME HE COULD
HAVE GOTTEN OFF, PUT HIS BIKE IN THE BACK OF THE - THAT WAS HIS CHOICE TO STAY.
BUT HE'S COMPETITIVE SO HE WASN'T GOING TO QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE
>> Jimmy: NOPE >> SO, I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HE ALSO SAID THAT HE
LIKES TO SING A LOT AROUND THE HOUSE. WHAT DOES HE USUALLY SING?
>> OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, PROBABLY CLASSIC R&B YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
OUR AGE SING YOU SING A LITTLE MARVIN GAY, A LITTLE STYLISTICS, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU, WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO JAM
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO THESE DAYS >> YOU KNOW, I'M LISTENING TO
A LOT OF NINA SIMONE AND A A LITTLE MILES, THE QUINTET. YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS ON THE
MOOD LIKE DINNER TIME, I USUALLY LIKE SOME GOOD JAZZ, YOU KNOW?
BUT THEN I'VE LIKE GOTTEN BACK INTO TUPAC LATELY.
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT FUN
>> YOU KNOW, IT KIND OF GOES LIKE THAT. I'LL, LIKE, HEAR SOMETHING, AND
I'LL JUST -- I JUST WANT TO HEAR IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND RIGHT NOW, I'M INTO TUPAC.
SO, WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM? I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I KNOW
IT'S JUST YOUR BRAIN SAYS, "I THINK I NEED THIS NOW AND YOU JUST KEEP PLAYING THE SAME
SONG >> I NEED A LITTLE TUPAC RIGHT NOW.
MM-HH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT INAUGURATION DAY
WHAT WAS THE DAY LIKE FOR YOU? HOW DID IT FEEL TO WATCH JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS BE
SWORN IN >> I MEAN, IT WAS A POWERFULLY UPLIFTING TIME
IT WAS A RELIEF. YOU COULD HEAR A COLLECTIVE, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, BUT AT THE
SAME TIME, AS I SAID, YOU KNOW, THE CITY WAS ON LOCKDOWN IT WAS A MILITARIZED ZONE.
SO THERE WERE REMINDERS OF THE RIOTS. AND I DON'T THINK IT'S
SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD EVER FORGET THAT HAPPENED IN THIS NATION
BUT DESPITE THAT, SEEING JOE, OUR GOOD FRIEND, AND JILL, STANDING THERE, AND SEEING
KAMALA AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, AND KNOWING THAT WE WERE HEADED ON A BETTER PATH
THE MOOD ON THE STAGE WAS VERY WARM AND LIGHT SO IT WAS GOOD
IT WAS A GOOD DAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BOOK.
BECAUSE, I THINK THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, THIS BOOK "BECOMING" WAS COMING OUT, AND YOU SAID,
"I HOPE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IT." IT CRUSHED IT IS THE BIGGEST SELLING BOOK
OF THE YEAR, BY FAR. MILLIONS, 15 MILLION COPIES. SOMETHING INSANE
IT WAS LIKE, WILD, NOW IT'S IN PAPER BACK, WHICH I THINK MAKES IT PERFECT FOR SUMMER READING.
AND THEN, THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA >> YEAH, YEAH.
I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT, YEAH >> Jimmy: FOR YOUNG READERS. A GREAT IDEA
>> I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED TO HEAR HOW KIDS SEE THEMSELVES IN THIS STORY, AND HOW IT
IMPACTS THE WAY THEY THINK ABOUT THEIR LIVES NOW AS KIDS. I HOPE THAT THEY CHERISH SOME
OF THE LITTLE MOMENTS THAT I KIND OF RUN THROUGH AND REALIZE THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT IN
THEIR LIVES. YOU KNOW, THE SIGHTS AND SMELLS OF THE CHILDHOOD
THEIR FIRST TEACHERS THOSE FIRST LITTLE INSECURITIES
THAT ALL IS PART OF THE STORY THAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE AND I'M JUST EXCITED TO HEAR
HOW THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN THE STORY. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING BOOK
YEAH, HONESTLY, MY DAUGHTERS ARE OBSESSED WITH YOU. SO ONCE THEY GET TO A CERTAIN
LEVEL, THEY'LL BE READING THIS >> WE GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR THEM
YOUR DAUGHTERS >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
"WAFFLES + MOCHI." BY THE WAY, I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I LOVE THE TITLE
I LOVE MOCHI I LOVE WAFFLES LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
MORE WITH MICHELLE OBAMA AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> AWESOME * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
I'M TALKING WITH THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
NETFLIX SHOW FOR FAMILIES CALLED "WAFFLES AND MOCHI," WHICH COMES FROM YOUR
PRODUCTION COMPANY, HIGHER GROUND IT'S AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX.
NOW IT'S OUT IT'S OUT >> IT'S EXCITING
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST. IT'S THE BEST. I AM SO EXCITED.
>> IT'S SO COOL. >> Jimmy: IT IS AN EXTENSION OF YOU.
IT'S SO ON BRAND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO --
YOU'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED HEALTHY EATING AND CHILDREN'S HEALTH WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE
SHOW >> WELL, "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS A FOOD ADVENTURE SHOW.
AND WAFFLES IS PART YETI, PART FROZEN WAFFLE, AND MOCHI IS A FROZEN MOCHI BALL.
AND THEY COME FROM THE LAND OF FROZEN FOOD WHERE ALL THERE WAS WAS ICE.
BUT THEY WANTED TO BE CHEFS. BECAUSE THEY DID HAVE A TV IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION.
AND ALL THEY WATCHED WAS JULIA CHILD. >> Jimmy: YES!
>> AND THEY WANTED TO BE CHEFS SO THEY BROKE OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION AND THEY WOUND UP
IN MY GROCERY STORE WHERE I HAVE HIRED THEM ON AS AIDES WHERE THEY ARE LEARNING ABOUT
FOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND THEY GET IN THEIR MAGIC CART AND THEY FLY ALL OVER THE
COUNTRY, ALL OVER THE WORLD, LEARNING ABOUT FOODS AND CAUSING A LITTLE TROUBLE, BUT
LEARNING A LOT AND HAVING SOME FUN. IT IS EDUCATIONAL, AND IT IS
HILARIOUS. I MEAN, IT IS LAUGH OUT LOUD YOU WOULD BE CRACKING UP EVEN
WITH YOUR KIDS IN THE OTHER ROOM >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
>> SO THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT DREW ME TO THE PROJECT. IT'S LIKE THAT, IT IS THE
CARROT RATHER THAN THE STICK OF EDUCATION. >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFULLY SHOT, TOO. IT JUST LOOKS GOOD
>> THEY GO ALL OVER, TRYING NEW FOODS. AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW, HAVING TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I ALWAYS TRY TO GET THEM TO TRY ANYTHING NEW
THEY'RE REALLY ADVENTUROUS EATERS THEY'RE GREAT.
>> OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC >> Jimmy: THE YOUNGER ONE LOVES ARTICHOKES
>> OH, WOW I MEAN, THAT'S PRETTY FANCY! I THINK I HAD MY FIRST
ARTICHOKE WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
I FELT LIKE AN IDIOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ME TOO, I THINK I ATE
THE WHOLE LEAF >> YOUR CHILD WILL GET AHEAD OF IT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S LIKE THE TOPICS ARE
ENDLESS. IT'S LIKE NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT, ARTICHOKE.
THAT'S GOT TO BE AN EPISODE. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU GOOD AT TRYING NEW FOODS GROWING UP?
>> NO. I WAS A PICKY EATER. YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I ATE PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY FOR BREAKFAST UNTIL I WAS IN COLLEGE I DIDN'T LIKE BREAKFAST FOOD
I DIDN'T LIKE PANCAKES OR WAFFLES OR EGGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
SO I WAS PRETTY PICKY. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AFTER COLLEGE, I STARTED
EXPERIMENTING MORE AND MY TASTE BUDS DEVELOPED AND WE LEARN IN WAFFLES AND
MOCHI ABOUT TASTE BUDS THOSE ARE OUR CARTOONS YOU SORT OF LEARN ABOUT SALT,
BITTER AND UMAMI, WHO'S SORT OF LIKE A RICH CARROTS. UMAMI, HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT
HIMSELF. >> Jimmy: UMAMI IS FANTASTIC IT IS SO CREATIVE.
IT IS WELL WRITTEN, IT'S WELL DONE I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
ALONG WITH THE SHOW, YOU'RE ALSO LAUNCHING A NEW CAMPAIGN CALLED PASS THE LOVE WITH
WAFFLES AND MOCHI. I WENT TO THE WEBSITE. IT'S SO WELL DONE.
CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT >> YEAH. WE WANTED TO PUT SOME ATTENTION
ON HUNGER IN THIS COUNTRY. BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR
AND IT IS A TOUGH TIME FOR A A LOT OF FAMILIES WHO ARE GOING HUNGRY IN THIS COUNTRY
SO THE PASS THE LOVE CAMPAIGN IS WE HELP TO RAISE MONEY TO FEED ONE MILLION FAMILIES IN
THIS COUNTRY AND WE ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO TO THE WEBSITE
WAFFLESANDMOCHI.ORG. AND YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN, HOW TO GET INVOLVED.
BUT THE WEBSITE IS ALSO A FUN WAY TO INTERACT WITH THE SHOW. KIDS CAN EARN THEIR OWN FOOD
BADGES LIKE WAFFLES AND MOCHI DO YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO THE
RECIPES THAT WE HAVE SO IT'S A FUN WAY ESPECIALLY AT THIS TIME WHEN WE'RE ALL COOPED
UP, THAT PARENTS CAN TURN ON SOMETHING THAT IS EDUCATIONAL AND FUN AND KEEP THEIR KIDS
ENGAGED. SO THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR IT
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S A LOOK AT "WAFFLES AND
MOCHI. CHECK IT OUT
>> LET'S HAVE A TASTE HERE AND
SEE WHAT WE HAVE SEE WHAT YOU THINK UMM.
>> OKAY, INTERESTING INTERESTING. >> I'M TASTING A BIT OF
SWEETNESS. >> I CAN FEEL THE WIND BLOWING OVER THE CORN FIELDS
>> I JUST GOT A TASTE OF BUTTER >> A HINT OF SALT, JUST
A PINCH. >> YES, THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIVES, I THINK YOU'VE ACTUALLY
DONE SOMETHING WELL. >> THAT'S REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK,
MICHELLE OBAMA IS GOING TO SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST DEBATES OF ALL TIME.
STICK AROUND * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH MICHELLE OBAMA
NOW MICHELLE, SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE LOOK UP TO YOU, I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD HELP
SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES OF ALL TIME
WE DID THIS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND IT WAS A LOT OF FUN ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>> I WILL DO MY BEST >> Jimmy: LET'S DO IT. IT TIME FOR MICHELLE OBAMA
SETTLES IT * MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
READY? IS ICED COFFEE ONLY FOR THE SUMMER
>> YES ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KIND OF,
YEAH YEAH I AGREE.
THERE YOU GO NEXT IS IT WRONG TO RE-GIFT
>> IT IS YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LAZY. >> Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT
YEAH YEAH I AGREE.
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, YOU CAN DONATE IT OR SOMETHING, BUT DON'T RE-GIFT IT
>> YEAH, YEAH, GIVE IT AWAY, BUT DON'T -- YOU KNOW, LITERALLY GIVE IT AWAY
DON'T GIFT IT AWAY >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
IS IT RUDE TO RESPOND TO A TEXT WITH K >> IT DEPENDS ON THE AGE
RIGHT? IF YOU RESPOND TO YOUNG PEOPLE WITH MORE THAN K, THEN THEY
THINK YOU'RE MAD AT THEM YOU KNOW IF YOU USE WORDS AND
PUNCTUATION, I WAS TOLD, "MOM, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? YOU USED A PERIOD.
AND IT'S LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S CALLED GRAMMAR." >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE MIDDLE PART OR SIDE PART
>> DUH >> Jimmy: SIDE PART, YEAH. I AGREE.
THIS ONE MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL. BEST MEAL. BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER
I THINK I KNOW YOUR ANSWER >> DINNER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
DINNER YEAH, YEAH >> BREAKFAST AND LUNCH ARE
THROWAWAYS >> Jimmy: RIGHT? THEY'RE FINE
LUNCH IS DEFINITELY JUST ALL BUSINESS FOR ME. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BREAKFAST NOW AND THEN BUT DINNER
YOU HAVE MEMORIES. YOU HAVE CONVERSATIONS IT'S BIGGER.
>> YOU CAN HAVE WINE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN HAVE WINE, YOU CAN HAVE A COCKTAIL.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. OH, YEAH, DINNER ALL THE WAY I KNEW IT.
NEXT UP, I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS PANCAKES OR WAFFLES?
>> WAFFLES >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO, YEAH. YOU HAVE TO, YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT SHOULD YOU WET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH
BEFORE PUTTING TOOTHPASTE ON IT >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YES! YOU'RE GOING TO GO DRY IN THERE?
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN CUT UP YOUR GUMS
>> Jimmy: IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR TEETH >> TOO HARSH
IT'S TOO HARSH >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH, YEAH, EXACTLY.
SHOULD YOU FLOSS BEFORE OR AFTER BRUSHING >> FLOSS AFTER
BECAUSE, THAT'S WHAT THE DENTIST DOES WHEN YOU GO IN FOR A CLEANING
THEY ALWAYS FLOSS LAST SO, I FIGURE THEY KNOW SOMETHING, SO I'M GOING TO DO
WHAT THEY DO >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT I
DO >> AND HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DENTIST?
YOU'VE BEEN TO THE DENTIST LATELY >> Jimmy: I LOVE GOING TO THE
DENTIST. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I THINK IT'S GREAT -- I FEEL GREAT WHEN I LEAVE CLEAN TEETH.
I LOVE IT. I DON'T NEED -- I'M SO GOOD. I LOVE IT.
>> REALLY? THAT'S SO CUTE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
NEXT UP, NEXT ONE IS ABOUT "THE CROWN. SEASON ONE OR SEASON THREE
>> SEASON ONE. SEASON ONE THAT WAS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.
THAT'S WHERE THE CROWN BECAME THE CROWN, AFTER THAT SEASON >> Jimmy: WHO GETS TO PICK THE
MUSIC, DRIVER OR PASSENGER >> DRIVER, ALL THE WAY YOU'RE DOING THE WORK.
YOU GET TO CONTROL THE SOUND SYSTEM >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO? >> Jimmy: I THINK PASSENGER, BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN GET IN
THERE THERE AND YOU START LOOKING THROUGH THINGS AND YOU START MAKING THE GOOD DEEJAY
SET LIST >> NO, BUT, I WANT THE DRIVER HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: I TAKE IT BACK, YES. ALL RIGHT. NEXT CORN.
ON THE COB OR OFF THE COB? >> ON THE COB! >> Jimmy: ON THE COB
THIS IS INSANE I'M SORRY TO EVEN ASK THAT QUESTION
OF COURSE. NO QUESTION. NEXT WE HAVE, IS A WOK A POT OR
A PAN? >> PAN >> Jimmy: PAN.
THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION COMING UP. READY FOR THIS
THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION COMING UP. BETTER MOVIE, TAXI OR FEVER
PITCH? >> TAXI. BUT I'VE SEEN NEITHER.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO
DON'T YOU EVEN DARE. WHAT ARE YOU -- I WAS -- >> I'VE BEEN BUSY!
I'VE BEEN BUSY >> Jimmy: IT'S ME AND QUEEN LATIFAH!
YOU HAD TO - >> THAT'S WHY I PICKED IT. TAXI
I'M SURE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOOD KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EITHER.
CAN I TELL YOU A QUICK STORY >> PLEASE. >> I GOT A, ANN CURRY BROUGHT
ME, WAS ON AIR FORCE ONE AND SHE BROUGHT BACK THE MOVIE SELECTION CARD FROM AIR FORCE
ONE. BECAUSE TAXI WAS ON THERE. AND SO I WAS VERY EXCITED.
>> SO YOU JUST ASSUME BECAUSE ANN CURRY HAD IT ON AIR FORCE ONE THAT EVERYBODY SAW IT?
>> I'M ASSUMING YOU WERE PROBABLY THERE AND THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR
OPTIONS. THE WHOLE FAMILY LOVES TAXI. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU A DVD.
>> THAT'S WHY I WAS IN THE BACK WHERE YOU ALWAYS SIT >> Jimmy: OKAY
HERE'S A GOOD ONE HERE HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THE WORD AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN
THAT'S CORRECT I JUST LEARNED THAT. I WOULD SAY GYRO
>> GYRO. >> Jimmy: IT'S GYRO. I USED TO SAY GYRO
AND FINALLY, A BETTER WAY TO END AN EMAIL SINCERELY OR YOURS TRULY
>> I USUALLY SAY ALL THE BEST. BUT I WOULD SAY MAYBE SINCERELY TO KEEP IT SHORT
>> Jimmy: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. ALL THE BEST TO YOU.
MY THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA FOR SETTLING THESE IMPORTANT DEBATES.
HER SHOW, WAFFLES + MOCHI, STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX CHECK IT OUT
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HOSTS SOME OF THE BIGGEST PODCASTS ON THE PLANET INCLUDING "HOW I
BUILT THIS" AND "WOW IN THE WORLD. HE AND HIS CO-HOST OF "WOW IN
THE WORLD," AND MINDY THOMAS, HAVE RELEASED A NEW BOOK CALLED "WOW IN THE WORLD, THE HOW AND
WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY," AND IT RECENTLY BECAME A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER
HERE IS GUY RAZ. GUY, WELCOME BACK! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK.
BUT FIRST, HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING WITH "HOW I BUILT THIS?" >> IT'S GOING AMAZING.
WE JUST LAUNCHED OUR NEW FELLOWSHIP PROGRAM EVERY YEAR, WE BRING ON FELLOWS
FOR OUR "HOW I BUILT THIS" SUMMIT, WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN VIRTUALLY THIS YEAR
NORMALLY, IT IS IN SAN FRANCISCO. AND ANYBODY CAN COME
AND WE PICK EARLY STAGE ENTREPRENEURS WHO WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
AND WE BRING THEM ON AND GET THEM INVOLVED. THIS YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO PICK
TEN. THEY'LL BE ABLE TO PITCH THEIR IDEAS TO A GROUP OF FOUNDERS
LIKE JENNY OF JENNY'S SPLENDID ICE CREAM, AND ERIC RYAN, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED METHOD, AND
TRISTAN WALKER, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED BEVEL RAZORS, AND WE'RE GOING TO PICK ONE OF THESE
ENTREPRENEURS AT THE END OF OUR VRTUAL SUMMIT, WHICH IS HAPPENING IN MAY, AND WE'RE
GOING TO HAND THEM A A $50 THOUSAND CHECK TO GET THEIR BUSINESSES STARTED
SO WE ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, CAUSE WE'RE REALLY LIKE, YOU KNOW, DOUBLING DOWN ON THE
WHOLE IDEA OF ENTREPRENEURSHIP >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! AND NOW, THIS IS VERY EXCITING
BUT THIS IS YOUR SECOND BEST SELLER OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT YOU BUD. I'M SO PSYCHED THIS IS BASED ON YOUR NUMBER
ONE KIDS PODCAST, "WOW IN THE WORLD. CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE, FIRST OF
ALL, WHAT "WOW IN THE WORLD" IS ABOUT? >> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE LAUNCHED
THIS PODCAST, "WOW IN THE WORLD," WHICH IS WHERE, ME AND MINDY TAKE YOU ON A SCIENTIFIC
JOURNEY. AND IT'S LIKE A CARTOON FOR THE EARS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD DESCRIPTION. >> SO WE GO BACK IN TIME, AND
WE GO INTO OUTER SPACE AND WE FLATTEN A GIANT PIGEON NAMED REGGIE
>> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS ONLY GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER. EARLIER THIS YEAR, "WOW IN THE
WORLD" HIT 100 MILLION DOWNLOADS. CONGRATULATIONS.
CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT? 100 MILLION. >> IT'S TOTALLY CRAZY.
IT JUST COMES FROM THIS JOYFUL PLACE. AND MINDY IS SORT OF THE
CREATIVE ENGINE BEHIND IT. AND I'M SORT OF LIKE HER SIDEKICK ON THE SHOW
WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS BOOK TOO.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK, LIKE, THE IDEA BEHIND IT WAS THAT WE WANTED TO KIND OF BRING
THE HUMAN BODY ALIVE RIGHT? BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THIS
AMAZING MACHINE. THIS INCREDIBLE THING THAT WE ALL HAVE
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING THAT STUCK IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GO LIKE, YEP, I KNOW THAT
NOW, THAT FACT >> OH, SO MUCH I MEAN, LIKE WE LEARNED SO MUCH
FROM THIS BOOK LIKE THE BLOOD IN OUR BODY TRAVELS 12 THOUSAND MILES IN A
A SINGLE DAY SO BACK AND FORTH FROM NEW YORK TO L.A. IN A SINGLE DAY.
KIDS FINGER NAILS GROW TWICE AS LONG AS GROWN-UPS. ARE YOU CUTTING YOUR KIDS'
FINGER NAILS ALL THE TIME? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YEAH. >> CAUSE THEY GROW TWICE AS
FAST AS ADULT'S FINGER NAILS MOST PEOPLE -- ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN DO THIS
CAN LICK THEIR ELBOW >> Jimmy: NO 1%
>> 1%. >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE A HUMAN BODY GAME THAT YOU
WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH ME >> I DO. MINDY SENT ME SOME QUESTIONS
FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MINDY TELL HER I SAID HI
>> I WILL. SO, WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON EYE COLOR IN THE WORLD
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I'M GOING TO SAY BROWN. [ BELL RINGS ]
>> BROWN YOU'VE GOT IT. MORE THAN HALF THE WORLD'S
POPULATION HAS BROWN EYES. >> Jimmy: WOW! >> ALL RIGHT
ONE FOR ONE. THE LARGEST MUSCLE IN THE HUMAN BODY
>> Jimmy: OKAY, NOT COUNTING ANYTHING ON THE ROCK LARGEST MUSCLE ON THE HUMAN
BODY IS THE TONGUE A MUSCLE OR SOMETHING?
NO >> NO. NO
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WHAT IS IT >> GLUTEUS MAXIMUS
OUR REAR END >> Jimmy: REALLY, THE BUTT >> THAT'S THE LARGEST.
IT'S OUR OWN ANTI-GRAVITY MUSCLE YEAH
>> Jimmy: WOW! FANTASTIC! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS TRUE OR
FALSE. TRUE OR FALSE, HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS WITH A CHIN
IS THAT TRUE OR FALSE? >> Jimmy: ONLY ANIMALS WITH A CHIN
GOSH, I'VE NEVER EVEN -- I MEAN, MY HEAD GOES NO. BUT THEN, WAIT
DOES MY DOG HAVE A CHIN? OR IS IT MORE SHAPED LIKE, I THINK IT'S A CHIN.
THEN WAIT. WHAT ABOUT OTHER ANIMALS DO THEY HAVE CHINS
I'M GOING TO SAY YES HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS TO HAVE A CHIN.
[ BELL RINGS ] >> YES YES!
WE ARE THE ONLY ANIMAL WITH A PROTRUDING CHIN. AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY AND WE
DON'T NEED IT. BUT WE ARE THE ONLY ONES CHIMPS DON'T HAVE THEM
OTHER PRIMATES DON'T HAVE THEM WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH A A CHIN
SO YOU GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WOW. GUY, THANK YOU SO MUCH AS
ALWAYS FOR BEING ON THE SHOW "WOW IN THE WORLD, THE HOW AND WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY" IS
AVAILABLE NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY.
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, JIMMY.
THANKS >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM EDIE BRICKELL AND THE NEW
BOHEMIANS WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "STUBBORN LOVE" FROM THEIR ALBUM "HUNTER AND THE DOG STAR", HERE'S
EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BEHEMIAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* LATE AT NIGHT
AT THE BOWLING ALLEY MOTOWN AND COLD BEER SHE WAS KEEPING SCORE *
* WITH A PENCIL BEHIND HER EAR SHE KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT * * BUT SHE COULD NOT RESIST HIM
TOOK HIM HOM AND HELD ON TIGHT * * HUGGED AND KISSED HIM *
* * NEVER HID HIS DESIR TO BE FREE
THAT MADE HI MORE APPEALING * * LIT A FIRE UNDERNEATH
A KINDLING FEELING SHE MADE UP HER MIND HE WAS THE ONE *
* WANTED MORE THA A GOOD TIME AND FU USED HER POWERS OF PERSUASIO
STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE STUBBORN LOV
HARD-HEADED WOMA ALL THE SIGNS AND * * THE SYMPTOM
WERE RIGHT THERE OF A STORMY ILL-FATE LOVE AFFAIR *
* THEY WENT I WITH EYES WIDE OPE HE WAS NEVER HER TYP
BUT HE MADE HER LAUGH * * INSPIRED BELIEF IN A BETTER HALF
LEFT HER DREAMIN AND KEPT HER HOPING * * THEN SHE CARRIE
HIS BABY LIKE A TORC GOT MARRIED AND THEN THEY GOT DIVORCED *
* SHE ALWAYS FELT THE FATES GAVE HER NO CHOICE STUBBORN LOV
STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE HARD-HEADED WOMA
STUBBORN LOV STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE
HARD-HEADED WOMA SOME PEOPLE SEE IT COMIN BUT INSTEAD OF RUNNING *
* THEY STEP IN THE PATH OF A HURRICANE CHARGING LIKE A BULL
RUSHING LIKE A FOOL * * STEPPING ON THE TRACK OF A FREIGHT TRAIN *
* * STUBBORN LOVE
STUBBORN LOV
HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * STUBBORN LOVE STUBBORN LOV
HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * HARD-HEADED WOMAN
HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE.
WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. *