1 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,391 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK 2 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,794 CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 3 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:29,896 GUESTS, MICHELLE OBAMA, GUY RAZ, MUSICAL GUEST EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BOHEMIANS, AND 4 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:40,874 FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 5 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:51,651 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU! 6 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,486 HEY! NICE TO SEE YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU. 7 00:00:53,486 --> 00:01:04,631 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YEAH THANK YOU! 8 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:10,337 THANK YOU! WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE 9 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:17,977 TONIGHT SHOW!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS EXCITING 10 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:23,983 MICHELLE OBAMA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:25,785 WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT EATING HEALTHY WHILE I WORK THROUGH LAST NIGHT'S DOUBLE CORNED BEEF 12 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:32,692 SANDWICH ON RYE. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS. WELL, GUYS, THE DRAMA BETWEEN 13 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,661 PRESIDENT BIDEN AND VLADIMIR PUTIN CONTINUES. A DAY AFTER BIDEN CALLED PUTIN 14 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:39,199 A KILLER PUTIN RESPONDED BY SAYING, "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 15 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:47,374 THIS IS FUN. AS IF THE PANDEMIC WASN'T ENOUGH, LET'S THROW IN TENSION 16 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:51,644 WITH A NUCLEAR ENEMY INTO THE MIX. WHY NOT? 17 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,814 DON'T WORRY, BIDEN ISN'T SCARED BY THIS. JUST TO BE SAFE, HE SKIPPED 18 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,350 WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY IN CASE THEY WERE POISONED YEAH, THESE GUYS ARE REALLY 19 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:01,588 GOING AT IT. BUT KEEP IN MIND IT COULD ALSO BE JUST A MARKETING STUNT FOR 20 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:10,130 SUN GLASS HUT. JUST -- JUST SAYING. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 21 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,931 THE KREMLIN ALSO WEIGHED IN AND CALLED THE COMMENTS ABOUT PUTIN "VERY BAD" AND DEMANDED AN 22 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:26,646 EXPLANATION OR AN APOLOGY. AND THEN BIDEN WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? 23 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:32,218 EXPLANATION OR APOLOGY?" [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 24 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,087 YEP, THE KREMLIN DEMANDED THAT BIDEN EXPLAIN HIMSELFM WHICH WILL BACK FIRE WHEN THEY 25 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,289 REALIZE EVERY BIDEN EXPLANATION TAKES AT LEAST THREE HOURS "I KNOW A RUSSIAN GUY NAMED 26 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:43,830 IGOR [ LAUGHTER ] WE USED TO CALL HIM "SCOOTER." 27 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,665 HE HAD A BICYCLE WITH NO PEDALS [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:54,107 AND HE WOULD SCOOT HIS WAY TO SCHOOL." WOW! 29 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,909 BUT THINGS DIDN'T STOP THERE, BECAUSE LATER TODAY PUTIN INVITED BIDEN TO HAVE A PUBLIC 30 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,444 LIVE STREAM CHAT, EITHER TOMORROW OR MONDAY SOMEHOW WE WENT FROM, "IT TAKES 31 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:07,554 A KILLER TO KNOW A KILLER" TO, "YOU FREE FOR ZOOM HAPPY HOUR LATER? 32 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:12,359 JUST SAYING, IT COULD BE FUN JUST A COUPLE PALSIES. YEP, IT'S A BUSY TIME FOR 33 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,094 BIDEN. TODAY HIS ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED THEY ARE SENDING 34 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:20,800 MILLIONS OF ASTRAZENECA VACCINE DOSES TO CANADA AND MEXICO THAT'S NICE. 35 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,736 WE'RE GIVING THEM THE ONE VACCINE THAT ISN'T APPROVED IN THE U.S. 36 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:28,308 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE TELLING A HOUSE GUEST, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, 37 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,144 THERE'S A FROZEN LEAN CUISINE FROM 1989 IN THE GARAGE. DON'T TOUCH OUR FOOD 38 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:36,416 [ LAUGHTER ] GO AT IT GO AT IT WITH THAT LASAGNA 39 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,152 HERE'S SOME MORE BIG NEWS OUT OF OUR NATION'S CAPITAL. AS OF THIS WEEK, MAGIC 40 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:43,523 MUSHROOMS ARE NOW DECRIMINALIZED IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 41 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:52,465 >> Tariq: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 42 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,334 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN ALREADY SEE A DIFFERENCE WITH SOME LAWMAKERS. 43 00:03:54,334 --> 00:04:02,075 TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY WERE BEHAVING BEFORE AND AFTER THE SHROOMS KICKED IN. 44 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,913 >> LET'S PASS THIS BILL! >> THE BRAIN IS AN AMAZING ORGAN. 45 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,782 >> HOW CRITICAL IT IS THAT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT COVID GO SMOKE SOME DOPE AND YOU WILL 46 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:17,957 ENJOY LIFE SO MUCH MORE. >> FEAR HAS BECOME AN ALL-TOO PREVALENT QUALITY. 47 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,826 >> THIS IS OF COURSE A PICTURE OF FORMER PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN 48 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:24,064 AND ACTUALLY FIRING A MACHINE GUN WHILE RIDING ON THE BIKE OF A DINOSAUR 49 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:32,172 [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHAT 50 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,074 >> Jimmy: SOME SPORTS NEWS, WELL, EVERYONE IS PUMPED FOR THIS 51 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:39,379 IT IS MARCH MADNESS! [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT 52 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,880 EVERYONE IS DOING THEIR OFFICE POOLS. OF COURSE, THIS YEAR THAT MEANS 53 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,118 IT'S YOU AGAINST YOUR WIFE, YOUR 2-YEAR-OLD AND YOUR DOG "RUSTY, YOU PICKED GONZAGA, 54 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:54,260 TOO? AND THIS IS COOL, FANS WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE ARENAS BUT 55 00:04:54,260 --> 00:05:01,234 CAPACITY WILL BE LIMITED SO TO ADD SOME EXTRA EXCITEMENT, CBS IS MAKING THESE 56 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:09,876 SNEAKER SQUEAKS 50% LOUDER [ SNEAKER SQUEAKING "AND THERE IS THE PASS FROM -- 57 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,746 THERE'S A PASS FROM JENNINGS OH, HE'S GO THE EASY LAY-UP. JENNINGS GOT THE EASY LAYUP! 58 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,214 OH HE'S GOT CHECKED OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:20,587 [ SNEAKER SQUEAKING "THERE IS PASS OVER TO - OH, CANOVA 60 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,455 OH, CANOVA PASS IT BACK TO JENNINGS HE'S DOWN ON THE PLAY WITH IT. 61 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:27,460 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SNEAKER SQUEAKING NO, DON'T DO IT. 62 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,731 I'M OUT OF BREATH. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS IS GREAT THOUGH, DO 63 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,967 YOU REMEMBER SISTER JEAN SHE WAS THE NUN WHO WAS THE BIGGEST FAN OF LOYOLA CHICAGO'S 64 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,669 BASKETBALL TEAM? YEAH WELL, HER SCHOOL IS BACK IN THE TOURNAMENT AND AT 65 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:50,750 101 YEARS OLD, SHE'S BEEN CLEARED TO ATTEND THE GAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,686 I LOVE SISTER JEAN SHE'S LOYOLA'S MOST BELOVED FAN AND THEIR MOST UNFORGIVING 67 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,656 BOOKIE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THOUGHT A RULER WAS BAD. 68 00:05:56,656 --> 00:06:02,128 SHE WALKS AROUND WITH A PIPE "CONTRIBUTIONS A LITTLE LIGHT THIS WEEK. 69 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:07,467 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED HOW IT FELT TO BE ALLOWED TO ATTEND, SISTER JEAN 70 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:15,342 SAID SHE WAS #BLESSED. [ LAUGHTER ] SISTER JEAN, YEAH. 71 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:19,079 THE TEAM LOVES SISTER JEAN BEFORE TIP-OFF SHE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME UPLIFTING MESSAGE: 72 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:26,386 "HAVE FUN OUT THERE AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO STUFF A FOOL, YOU FRESHMAN BITCH." 73 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,457 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY WILD 74 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:31,958 A MAN IN NEW YORK WAS JUST CONVICTED OF A VERY UNUSUAL CRIME. 75 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,561 CONVICTED OF A VERY UNUSUAL CRIME. WATCH THIS 76 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,530 >> A MAN IN NEW YORK WAS CONVICTED OF ILLEGAL 77 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,801 TRAFFICKING AFTER KEEPING LIVE SHARKS IN A POOL IN HIS HOME AND OFFERING THEM FOR SALE ON 78 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:46,272 THE INTERNET >> Jimmy: EVEN THE SHARKS WERE LIKE, "UGH, AN ABOVEGROUND 79 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:52,612 POOL?" RIGHT NOW VLADIMIR PUTIN IS TRYING TO SET TIM MEETING WITH 80 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,682 BIDEN DIRECTLY OVER THAT TANK. "JUST TAKE TWO MORE STEPS CLOSER 81 00:06:55,682 --> 00:07:00,820 THE WI-FI IS BETTER THERE. [ BUZZER ] ALL RIGHT. 82 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,589 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 83 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,523 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! COME ON! 84 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,104 >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY! JUST A REMINDER TO TUNE IN 85 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:22,275 TOMORROW NIGHT WE ARE HEADING OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR 86 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,513 A SPECIAL AT-HOME EDITION OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WILL BE ON 87 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:31,818 WE HAVE "THANK YOU NOTES," WE HAVE "ASK THE FALLONS. AND WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH STATE 88 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,822 FARM TO RAISE MONEY FOR FEEDING AMERICA DURING THE SHOW. SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP A 89 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,858 A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN DONATE AND TATE FARM WILL MATCH DONATIONS UP TO $100,000 90 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:47,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GREAT THING SO MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TOMORROW 91 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,470 NIGHT. PLEASE DONATE. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 92 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,372 SPEAKING OF FUN, WHAT SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE IS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK, "BECOMING. 93 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,807 AND HER NEW KID SHOW, "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOW. 94 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:59,646 MICHELLE OBAMA IS OUR GUEST TONIGHT. * 95 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:07,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HER SHE IS GOING TO HELP US SETTLE 96 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,522 SOME OF THE BIGGEST DEBATES OF ALL TIME AND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN 97 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:14,861 INVOLVING ZOOM IN JUST A FEW SECONDS. ALSO, HE CO-WROTE THE 98 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,796 BESTSELLING BOOK, "WOW IN THE WORLD: THE HOW AND WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY." 99 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:25,038 GUY RAZ IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC THERE 100 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:29,476 EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BOHEMIANS! EDIE BRICKELL! 101 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:38,451 "HUNTER AND THE DOG STAR" IS THE NAME OF THE JAM. GUYS LIKE I SAID, MICHELLE 102 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,420 OBAMA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT WE LOVE TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH HER WHENEVER SHE'S. 103 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:45,325 ON EARLIER TODAY WE SURPRISED SOME FANS WITH A ZOOM BOMB CHECK THIS OUT 104 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:53,867 >> SORRY, WRONG ZOOM >> GUYS I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA. 105 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,535 WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE ON ZOOM WHO THINK THEY'RE IN A FOCUS GROUP ABOUT 106 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,673 A COOKING SHOW THEY HAVE NO IDEA THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 107 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:04,911 ARE YOU READY, MICHELLE? >> READY [ CHIME 108 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,013 >> THERE IS THIS COOKIE CRUMBLE -- >> Jimmy: MICHELLE, THANK YOU 109 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:11,251 FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I'M EXCITED FOR OUR INTERVIEW. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 110 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:15,021 >> IS THAT MICHELLE OBAMA? >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. THANKS SO FOR HAVING ME. 111 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,458 ARE THESE ALL YOUR FRIENDS IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE WITH EVERYONE 112 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,093 >> Jimmy: NO I THOUGHT THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. 113 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:24,464 >> NO. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 114 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,734 >> IS THIS REAL? >> Jimmy: IT IS REAL IT'S REAL. 115 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,570 >> NO. >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THE WRONG ZOOM 116 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:35,642 >> OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED? >> --IT'S COMPLETELY PACKED 117 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:40,046 WITH EVERYTHING. >> HELLO HELLO? 118 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:47,787 >> WHAT? >> JIMMY WRONG BOOK 119 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,457 >> OH, MY GOD. WRONG BOOK JIMMY >> Jimmy: I THINK WE'RE IN THE 120 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:54,060 WRONG ZOOM >> OH MY GOD NO, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT ZOOM 121 00:09:54,060 --> 00:10:00,800 >> YEAH, HI. >> UH-HUH. >> YEAH, WE -- 122 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,535 >> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S JIMMY FALLON WRONG ZOOM 123 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,604 >> OH, HELLO >> NO WAY! >> YOU STOP IT 124 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:11,378 HEY, IT'S MICHELLE OBAMA WRONG ZOOM >> OH MY GOD 125 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,581 >> WAS THAT FOR REAL >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS FOR REAL. 126 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,083 >> IT WAS REAL >> BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER USE A BOX CAKE EVER. 127 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:23,957 SO IF YOU USE ANYTHING - >> Jimmy: TWINSIE? TWINSIE? 128 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:29,763 >> TWINSIE TWINSIES >> Jimmy: TWINSIES 129 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:36,736 >> TWINSIES! OH, THERE YOU ARE! >> Jimmy: THERE YOU ARE, 130 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,605 TWINSIE. >> IS THIS REAL. IS THIS REALLY REAL? 131 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,674 WHOSE IN CHARGE? >> Jimmy: IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL. 132 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,309 >> I'M SORRY OUR BAD. >> THIS IS SO AMAZING. 133 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,813 >> Jimmy: THAT BOX CAKE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, BY THE WAY >> YEAH, I LOVE BOX CAKE 134 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:52,485 >> LET ME MAKE YOU A REAL CAKE >> Jimmy: WHAT SONG SHOULD WE DO 135 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:58,491 "THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN?" >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH 136 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,061 >> BEFORE TAKING -- I WAS ON A A DIET AND I LOVE DIETING MORE THAN 137 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:06,700 THE OTHER. SO I'M WITH YOU JOANIE DIET - 138 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:12,305 >> OH, MY GOODNESS * >> THIS ISN'T BAND PRACTICE. 139 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:18,645 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WE'RE IN THE WRONG ZOOM, I THINK. >> MICHELLE OBAMA? 140 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:23,650 >> THAT WAS ODD! >> THAT WAS ODD? >> ANYONE ELSE 141 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:29,255 >> Jimmy: WRONG. >> ZOOM. >> Jimmy: WRONG. 142 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,191 >> HUH >> WHAT? >> ZOOM. 143 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:36,563 WRONG ZOOM >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> OH, MY GOD! 144 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:40,934 HI, MICHELLE HI JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THE WRONG 145 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,669 ZOOM SORRY, GUYS. MY FAULT 146 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:47,173 THAT'S MY FAULT. >> HELLO CAN YOU COME BACK, PLEASE? 147 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:54,748 WOW! >> OH, MY GOD! >> IT WASN'T AN ILLUSION 148 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:58,418 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY HAPPENED >> OH MY GOD >> YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. 149 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:03,456 >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST THE GREATEST MY THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA! 150 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,258 MORE WITH MICHELLE AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK FOR "THE TONIGHT 151 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:25,712 SHOW"! * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE 152 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,248 FORMER FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF THE BOOK, 153 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,084 "BECOMING," WHICH IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND YOUNG READERS EDITION. 154 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:38,625 HOW COOL IS THAT SHE ALSO HAS A BRAND NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX CALLED "WAFFLES + 155 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:45,632 MOCHI," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, MICHELLE OBAMA 156 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:49,235 >> HEY, HEY! >> Jimmy: OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 157 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,204 IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW >> THANK YOU 158 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:55,475 I MISS BEING -- SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. THIS IS ODD. 159 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,411 >> Jimmy: I KNOW HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOW ARE THE GIRLS? 160 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,447 >> GOOD. THEY'RE GOOD YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL JUST 161 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,317 TOGETHER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR 162 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,387 HEALTH, AND THEY ARE TAKING THEIR CLASSES ONLINE YOU KNOW, WE -- WE'RE JUST SORT 163 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:12,525 OF MAKING IT THROUGH BUT EVERYBODY IS GOOD. MALIA IS GRADUATING FROM 164 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:18,431 COLLEGE. YEAH YEAH 165 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:24,771 JUST SIT WITH THAT THAT LITTLE KID IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE 166 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,740 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT KIDDING, I REMEMBER - >> WE FEEL OLD 167 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,842 >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE, AND HONESTLY, YOU JUST INSTALLED A SWING SET 168 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,211 AND OF COURSE, I HAD TO GET -- I HAD TO GET ON THE SWING SET AND SWING ON IT. 169 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:35,715 'CAUSE - >> JUST -- WE WERE JUST WORRIED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BREAK IT 170 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,118 THAT'S ALL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T BREAK IT 171 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,886 THOUGH I LOVED -- BUT NOW SHE'S GRADUATING COLLEGE 172 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:47,394 ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S CRAZY 173 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,362 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE, LIKE, YOUR BEST MOMENTS WITH THE GIRLS 174 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,664 'CAUSE I HAVE TWO GIRLS TOO. ARE THEY -- 'CAUSE I'VE HEARD CAR RIDES ARE GREAT. 175 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,401 >> YEAH. WE DON'T GET THAT. 'CAUSE WE STILL HAVE SECRET 176 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:58,571 SERVICE. SO WE NEVER DROVE THEM TO SCHOOL 177 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,074 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THEY HAD THEIR CARS SO WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT 178 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:07,213 SO IT WAS ALWAYS VACATION TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DINNER TIMES WERE SPECIAL 179 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:12,452 FOR US, BECAUSE WE MADE -- WE STILL MAKE TIME FOR DINNER IT'S KIND OF A RITUAL. 180 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,954 6:30, WE SIT DOWN. THAT'S WHERE YOU GET THE GOOD STUFF. 181 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:20,193 SOME NIGHTS IT'S A DUD SOME NIGHTS THEY'RE JUST, SORT OF, CUTTING INTO THEIR BRUSSEL 182 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:25,899 SPROUTS. YOU KNOW, OTHER NIGHTS THEY SAY SOME FASCINATING THINGS. 183 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,936 AND BARACK AND I, WE JUST TRY TO REMAIN QUIET. NOT TO INTERRUPT WHEN YOU'RE 184 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,973 GETTING SOME TEA YOU KNOW, WE'VE LEARNED, IT'S LIKE, "DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE 185 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,143 EYE. THEY'RE TELLING US SOMETHING." AND BARACK HAS GOTTEN GOOD AT 186 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,647 THAT IT'S LIKE DON'T HAVE AN OPINION. 187 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,716 >> Jimmy: NOT YET. >> JUST LISTEN >> Jimmy: JUST LISTEN. 188 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,784 AND JUST GO -- >> 'CAUSE YOU COULD LOSE THEM. >> Jimmy: YEP. 189 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,220 YEP, EXACTLY THEN YOU GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT WAS 190 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,157 THAT?" >> "WHAT WAS THAT? RIGHT. 191 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,426 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, THAT WAS COOL A GREAT CONVERSATION 192 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:57,497 >> WOW, INTERESTING. UH-HUH, YEAH, THAT POKER FACE. SO - 193 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,432 >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS HERE NOT TOO LONG AGO, AND HE SAID THAT YOU GUYS LIKE TO GO 194 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:03,069 FOR BIKE RIDES TOGETHER. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT HE'S 195 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:08,074 VERY LEISURELY ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID THAT YOU SOMETIMES ACT LIKE IT'S A RACE 196 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:12,779 IS THAT HOW YOU SEE IT ARE YOU COMPETITIVE? >> NO, NO WAY. 197 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,716 WELL, YES, I AM COMPETITIVE, BUT NOT WITH BIKING. I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SPEED 198 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,754 I THINK IT' THE LENGTH YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME WE WENT ON A BIKE RIDE, BECAUSE HE'S 199 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,491 ALWAYS LIKE, "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? HOW LONG DO YOU WANT TO GO 200 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,327 IT'S UP TO YOU." RIGHT? HE SAYS THAT 201 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,397 AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "OKAY, SO YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME, RIGHT?" WELL, LIKE, AN HOUR IN, HE'S 202 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:35,635 LIKE, "I'M HUNGRY. WHEN'S IT OVER?" >> Jimmy: AN HOUR! 203 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,303 >> AND IT'S LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT --" WELL, IT WAS -- IT'S -- YOU'VE GOT TO 204 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:41,975 FINISH THE - >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! AN HOUR BIKE RIDE? 205 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,943 OH, NO, NO I WOULD -- YOU KNOW WHAT, SERIOUSLY, I WOULD CALL AN 206 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,080 UBER I WOULD CALL AN UBER AND SAY, "YOU NEED TO HAVE ROOM FOR A 207 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:52,152 A BIKE TO GO IN THE TRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, HE COULD HAVE 208 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,554 WE STILL ALWAYS HAVE THE AGENTS FOLLOWING. AT ANY POINT IN TIME HE COULD 209 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:58,591 HAVE GOTTEN OFF, PUT HIS BIKE IN THE BACK OF THE - THAT WAS HIS CHOICE TO STAY. 210 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:03,029 BUT HE'S COMPETITIVE SO HE WASN'T GOING TO QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE 211 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,132 >> Jimmy: NOPE >> SO, I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HE ALSO SAID THAT HE 212 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:10,036 LIKES TO SING A LOT AROUND THE HOUSE. WHAT DOES HE USUALLY SING? 213 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:15,208 >> OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, PROBABLY CLASSIC R&B YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE 214 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:21,748 OUR AGE SING YOU SING A LITTLE MARVIN GAY, A LITTLE STYLISTICS, SOMETHING 215 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:26,353 LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU, WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO JAM 216 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,755 WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO THESE DAYS >> YOU KNOW, I'M LISTENING TO 217 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,857 A LOT OF NINA SIMONE AND A A LITTLE MILES, THE QUINTET. YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS ON THE 218 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:36,329 MOOD LIKE DINNER TIME, I USUALLY LIKE SOME GOOD JAZZ, YOU KNOW? 219 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:54,214 LIKE SOME GOOD JAZZ, YOU KNOW? BUT THEN I'VE LIKE GOTTEN BACK INTO TUPAC LATELY. 220 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,316 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT FUN 221 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,352 >> YOU KNOW, IT KIND OF GOES LIKE THAT. I'LL, LIKE, HEAR SOMETHING, AND 222 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,654 I'LL JUST -- I JUST WANT TO HEAR IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND RIGHT NOW, I'M INTO TUPAC. 223 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,857 SO, WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM? I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I KNOW 224 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,825 IT'S JUST YOUR BRAIN SAYS, "I THINK I NEED THIS NOW AND YOU JUST KEEP PLAYING THE SAME 225 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,894 SONG >> I NEED A LITTLE TUPAC RIGHT NOW. 226 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,063 MM-HH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT INAUGURATION DAY 227 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,098 WHAT WAS THE DAY LIKE FOR YOU? HOW DID IT FEEL TO WATCH JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS BE 228 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,900 SWORN IN >> I MEAN, IT WAS A POWERFULLY UPLIFTING TIME 229 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,371 IT WAS A RELIEF. YOU COULD HEAR A COLLECTIVE, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, BUT AT THE 230 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:27,447 SAME TIME, AS I SAID, YOU KNOW, THE CITY WAS ON LOCKDOWN IT WAS A MILITARIZED ZONE. 231 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,250 SO THERE WERE REMINDERS OF THE RIOTS. AND I DON'T THINK IT'S 232 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:34,788 SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD EVER FORGET THAT HAPPENED IN THIS NATION 233 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,489 BUT DESPITE THAT, SEEING JOE, OUR GOOD FRIEND, AND JILL, STANDING THERE, AND SEEING 234 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:45,699 KAMALA AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, AND KNOWING THAT WE WERE HEADED ON A BETTER PATH 235 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:56,876 THE MOOD ON THE STAGE WAS VERY WARM AND LIGHT SO IT WAS GOOD 236 00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:03,083 IT WAS A GOOD DAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BOOK. 237 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:07,721 BECAUSE, I THINK THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, THIS BOOK "BECOMING" WAS COMING OUT, AND YOU SAID, 238 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:11,257 "I HOPE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IT." IT CRUSHED IT IS THE BIGGEST SELLING BOOK 239 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:21,134 OF THE YEAR, BY FAR. MILLIONS, 15 MILLION COPIES. SOMETHING INSANE 240 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:25,605 IT WAS LIKE, WILD, NOW IT'S IN PAPER BACK, WHICH I THINK MAKES IT PERFECT FOR SUMMER READING. 241 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:31,745 AND THEN, THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA >> YEAH, YEAH. 242 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:37,517 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT, YEAH >> Jimmy: FOR YOUNG READERS. A GREAT IDEA 243 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,920 >> I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED TO HEAR HOW KIDS SEE THEMSELVES IN THIS STORY, AND HOW IT 244 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:58,905 IMPACTS THE WAY THEY THINK ABOUT THEIR LIVES NOW AS KIDS. I HOPE THAT THEY CHERISH SOME 245 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,740 OF THE LITTLE MOMENTS THAT I KIND OF RUN THROUGH AND REALIZE THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT IN 246 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,242 THEIR LIVES. YOU KNOW, THE SIGHTS AND SMELLS OF THE CHILDHOOD 247 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,077 THEIR FIRST TEACHERS THOSE FIRST LITTLE INSECURITIES 248 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,845 THAT ALL IS PART OF THE STORY THAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE AND I'M JUST EXCITED TO HEAR 249 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,015 HOW THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN THE STORY. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING BOOK 250 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:17,290 YEAH, HONESTLY, MY DAUGHTERS ARE OBSESSED WITH YOU. SO ONCE THEY GET TO A CERTAIN 251 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:21,361 LEVEL, THEY'LL BE READING THIS >> WE GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR THEM 252 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:27,701 YOUR DAUGHTERS >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 253 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:30,637 "WAFFLES + MOCHI." BY THE WAY, I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS 254 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,839 I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I LOVE THE TITLE 255 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,475 I LOVE MOCHI I LOVE WAFFLES LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 256 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,777 MORE WITH MICHELLE OBAMA AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 257 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:58,264 >> AWESOME * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 258 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,734 I'M TALKING WITH THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE OBAMA. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 259 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,335 NETFLIX SHOW FOR FAMILIES CALLED "WAFFLES AND MOCHI," WHICH COMES FROM YOUR 260 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,636 PRODUCTION COMPANY, HIGHER GROUND IT'S AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. 261 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:12,045 NOW IT'S OUT IT'S OUT >> IT'S EXCITING 262 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:17,384 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST. IT'S THE BEST. I AM SO EXCITED. 263 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,352 >> IT'S SO COOL. >> Jimmy: IT IS AN EXTENSION OF YOU. 264 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,554 IT'S SO ON BRAND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO -- 265 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,523 YOU'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED HEALTHY EATING AND CHILDREN'S HEALTH WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE 266 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,893 SHOW >> WELL, "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS A FOOD ADVENTURE SHOW. 267 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,429 AND WAFFLES IS PART YETI, PART FROZEN WAFFLE, AND MOCHI IS A FROZEN MOCHI BALL. 268 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:36,536 AND THEY COME FROM THE LAND OF FROZEN FOOD WHERE ALL THERE WAS WAS ICE. 269 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:46,146 BUT THEY WANTED TO BE CHEFS. BECAUSE THEY DID HAVE A TV IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION. 270 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:53,019 AND ALL THEY WATCHED WAS JULIA CHILD. >> Jimmy: YES! 271 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,288 >> AND THEY WANTED TO BE CHEFS SO THEY BROKE OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION AND THEY WOUND UP 272 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,023 IN MY GROCERY STORE WHERE I HAVE HIRED THEM ON AS AIDES WHERE THEY ARE LEARNING ABOUT 273 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,325 FOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND THEY GET IN THEIR MAGIC CART AND THEY FLY ALL OVER THE 274 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:08,068 COUNTRY, ALL OVER THE WORLD, LEARNING ABOUT FOODS AND CAUSING A LITTLE TROUBLE, BUT 275 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:13,573 LEARNING A LOT AND HAVING SOME FUN. IT IS EDUCATIONAL, AND IT IS 276 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:21,181 HILARIOUS. I MEAN, IT IS LAUGH OUT LOUD YOU WOULD BE CRACKING UP EVEN 277 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:26,152 WITH YOUR KIDS IN THE OTHER ROOM >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 278 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,455 >> SO THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT DREW ME TO THE PROJECT. IT'S LIKE THAT, IT IS THE 279 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:33,259 CARROT RATHER THAN THE STICK OF EDUCATION. >> Jimmy: YEP. 280 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:38,631 >> AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFULLY SHOT, TOO. IT JUST LOOKS GOOD 281 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,700 >> THEY GO ALL OVER, TRYING NEW FOODS. AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE, YOU 282 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,505 KNOW, HAVING TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I ALWAYS TRY TO GET THEM TO TRY ANYTHING NEW 283 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,775 THEY'RE REALLY ADVENTUROUS EATERS THEY'RE GREAT. 284 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:54,714 >> OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC >> Jimmy: THE YOUNGER ONE LOVES ARTICHOKES 285 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,951 >> OH, WOW I MEAN, THAT'S PRETTY FANCY! I THINK I HAD MY FIRST 286 00:21:57,951 --> 00:21:59,386 ARTICHOKE WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. 287 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:03,890 I FELT LIKE AN IDIOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ME TOO, I THINK I ATE 288 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:07,260 THE WHOLE LEAF >> YOUR CHILD WILL GET AHEAD OF IT 289 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,662 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S LIKE THE TOPICS ARE 290 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,731 ENDLESS. IT'S LIKE NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT, ARTICHOKE. 291 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:15,335 THAT'S GOT TO BE AN EPISODE. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU GOOD AT TRYING NEW FOODS GROWING UP? 292 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,304 >> NO. I WAS A PICKY EATER. YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I ATE PEANUT 293 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:28,648 BUTTER AND JELLY FOR BREAKFAST UNTIL I WAS IN COLLEGE I DIDN'T LIKE BREAKFAST FOOD 294 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:33,186 I DIDN'T LIKE PANCAKES OR WAFFLES OR EGGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 295 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,789 SO I WAS PRETTY PICKY. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AFTER COLLEGE, I STARTED 296 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,557 EXPERIMENTING MORE AND MY TASTE BUDS DEVELOPED AND WE LEARN IN WAFFLES AND 297 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:45,598 MOCHI ABOUT TASTE BUDS THOSE ARE OUR CARTOONS YOU SORT OF LEARN ABOUT SALT, 298 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:52,839 BITTER AND UMAMI, WHO'S SORT OF LIKE A RICH CARROTS. UMAMI, HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT 299 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:57,777 HIMSELF. >> Jimmy: UMAMI IS FANTASTIC IT IS SO CREATIVE. 300 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,646 IT IS WELL WRITTEN, IT'S WELL DONE I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 301 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,848 ALONG WITH THE SHOW, YOU'RE ALSO LAUNCHING A NEW CAMPAIGN CALLED PASS THE LOVE WITH 302 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:09,389 WAFFLES AND MOCHI. I WENT TO THE WEBSITE. IT'S SO WELL DONE. 303 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:14,094 CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT >> YEAH. WE WANTED TO PUT SOME ATTENTION 304 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:19,666 ON HUNGER IN THIS COUNTRY. BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR 305 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,634 AND IT IS A TOUGH TIME FOR A A LOT OF FAMILIES WHO ARE GOING HUNGRY IN THIS COUNTRY 306 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:29,509 SO THE PASS THE LOVE CAMPAIGN IS WE HELP TO RAISE MONEY TO FEED ONE MILLION FAMILIES IN 307 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:33,880 THIS COUNTRY AND WE ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO TO THE WEBSITE 308 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:38,485 WAFFLESANDMOCHI.ORG. AND YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN, HOW TO GET INVOLVED. 309 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:44,724 BUT THE WEBSITE IS ALSO A FUN WAY TO INTERACT WITH THE SHOW. KIDS CAN EARN THEIR OWN FOOD 310 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,793 BADGES LIKE WAFFLES AND MOCHI DO YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO THE 311 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:52,465 RECIPES THAT WE HAVE SO IT'S A FUN WAY ESPECIALLY AT THIS TIME WHEN WE'RE ALL COOPED 312 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,234 UP, THAT PARENTS CAN TURN ON SOMETHING THAT IS EDUCATIONAL AND FUN AND KEEP THEIR KIDS 313 00:23:54,234 --> 00:24:07,247 ENGAGED. SO THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR IT 314 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:09,249 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S A LOOK AT "WAFFLES AND 315 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,250 HERE'S A LOOK AT "WAFFLES AND MOCHI. CHECK IT OUT 316 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:12,519 >> LET'S HAVE A TASTE HERE AND 317 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:20,794 SEE WHAT WE HAVE SEE WHAT YOU THINK UMM. 318 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,396 >> OKAY, INTERESTING INTERESTING. >> I'M TASTING A BIT OF 319 00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:27,467 SWEETNESS. >> I CAN FEEL THE WIND BLOWING OVER THE CORN FIELDS 320 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,069 >> I JUST GOT A TASTE OF BUTTER >> A HINT OF SALT, JUST 321 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:33,907 A PINCH. >> YES, THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIVES, I THINK YOU'VE ACTUALLY 322 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:40,714 DONE SOMETHING WELL. >> THAT'S REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, 323 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,215 MICHELLE OBAMA IS GOING TO SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST DEBATES OF ALL TIME. 324 00:24:42,215 --> 00:25:02,035 STICK AROUND * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 325 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,104 EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH MICHELLE OBAMA 326 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:06,039 NOW MICHELLE, SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE LOOK UP TO YOU, I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD HELP 327 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:09,476 SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES OF ALL TIME 328 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:18,051 WE DID THIS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND IT WAS A LOT OF FUN ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 329 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,420 >> I WILL DO MY BEST >> Jimmy: LET'S DO IT. IT TIME FOR MICHELLE OBAMA 330 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:23,356 SETTLES IT * MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT MICHELLE OBAMA SETTLES IT * 331 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,526 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 332 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:32,766 READY? IS ICED COFFEE ONLY FOR THE SUMMER 333 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:37,237 >> YES ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KIND OF, 334 00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:39,639 YEAH YEAH I AGREE. 335 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,609 THERE YOU GO NEXT IS IT WRONG TO RE-GIFT 336 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:48,615 >> IT IS YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LAZY. >> Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT 337 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,551 YEAH YEAH I AGREE. 338 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,087 IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, YOU CAN DONATE IT OR SOMETHING, BUT DON'T RE-GIFT IT 339 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:56,790 >> YEAH, YEAH, GIVE IT AWAY, BUT DON'T -- YOU KNOW, LITERALLY GIVE IT AWAY 340 00:25:56,790 --> 00:26:00,727 DON'T GIFT IT AWAY >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. 341 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:05,432 IS IT RUDE TO RESPOND TO A TEXT WITH K >> IT DEPENDS ON THE AGE 342 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:08,268 RIGHT? IF YOU RESPOND TO YOUNG PEOPLE WITH MORE THAN K, THEN THEY 343 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:12,572 THINK YOU'RE MAD AT THEM YOU KNOW IF YOU USE WORDS AND 344 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:18,378 PUNCTUATION, I WAS TOLD, "MOM, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? YOU USED A PERIOD. 345 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:23,616 AND IT'S LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S CALLED GRAMMAR." >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF 346 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,785 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE MIDDLE PART OR SIDE PART 347 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:32,058 >> DUH >> Jimmy: SIDE PART, YEAH. I AGREE. 348 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,961 THIS ONE MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL. BEST MEAL. BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER 349 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,897 I THINK I KNOW YOUR ANSWER >> DINNER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 350 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:41,201 DINNER YEAH, YEAH >> BREAKFAST AND LUNCH ARE 351 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:45,105 THROWAWAYS >> Jimmy: RIGHT? THEY'RE FINE 352 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,809 LUNCH IS DEFINITELY JUST ALL BUSINESS FOR ME. >> YEAH, YEAH. 353 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,212 >> Jimmy: BREAKFAST NOW AND THEN BUT DINNER 354 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:56,483 YOU HAVE MEMORIES. YOU HAVE CONVERSATIONS IT'S BIGGER. 355 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:59,085 >> YOU CAN HAVE WINE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN HAVE WINE, YOU CAN HAVE A COCKTAIL. 356 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,521 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. OH, YEAH, DINNER ALL THE WAY I KNEW IT. 357 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:05,125 NEXT UP, I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS PANCAKES OR WAFFLES? 358 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:09,029 >> WAFFLES >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO, YEAH. YOU HAVE TO, YEAH. 359 00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:11,231 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT SHOULD YOU WET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH 360 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:16,503 BEFORE PUTTING TOOTHPASTE ON IT >> ABSOLUTELY. 361 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:18,238 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YES! YOU'RE GOING TO GO DRY IN THERE? 362 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:21,408 >> YEAH. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN CUT UP YOUR GUMS 363 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:24,577 >> Jimmy: IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR TEETH >> TOO HARSH 364 00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:27,647 IT'S TOO HARSH >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH, YEAH, EXACTLY. 365 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,517 SHOULD YOU FLOSS BEFORE OR AFTER BRUSHING >> FLOSS AFTER 366 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:33,219 BECAUSE, THAT'S WHAT THE DENTIST DOES WHEN YOU GO IN FOR A CLEANING 367 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:37,157 THEY ALWAYS FLOSS LAST SO, I FIGURE THEY KNOW SOMETHING, SO I'M GOING TO DO 368 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,759 WHAT THEY DO >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT I 369 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,461 DO >> AND HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DENTIST? 370 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,164 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE DENTIST LATELY >> Jimmy: I LOVE GOING TO THE 371 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:46,266 DENTIST. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 372 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:49,636 I THINK IT'S GREAT -- I FEEL GREAT WHEN I LEAVE CLEAN TEETH. 373 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:56,976 I LOVE IT. I DON'T NEED -- I'M SO GOOD. I LOVE IT. 374 00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:01,348 >> REALLY? THAT'S SO CUTE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 375 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:07,687 NEXT UP, NEXT ONE IS ABOUT "THE CROWN. SEASON ONE OR SEASON THREE 376 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:11,057 >> SEASON ONE. SEASON ONE THAT WAS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 377 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:16,029 THAT'S WHERE THE CROWN BECAME THE CROWN, AFTER THAT SEASON >> Jimmy: WHO GETS TO PICK THE 378 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:20,467 MUSIC, DRIVER OR PASSENGER >> DRIVER, ALL THE WAY YOU'RE DOING THE WORK. 379 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:25,171 YOU GET TO CONTROL THE SOUND SYSTEM >> Jimmy: NO 380 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,441 >> NO? >> Jimmy: I THINK PASSENGER, BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN GET IN 381 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,210 THERE THERE AND YOU START LOOKING THROUGH THINGS AND YOU START MAKING THE GOOD DEEJAY 382 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:35,048 SET LIST >> NO, BUT, I WANT THE DRIVER HAPPY. 383 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:38,418 >> Jimmy: I TAKE IT BACK, YES. ALL RIGHT. NEXT CORN. 384 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:42,055 ON THE COB OR OFF THE COB? >> ON THE COB! >> Jimmy: ON THE COB 385 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,524 THIS IS INSANE I'M SORRY TO EVEN ASK THAT QUESTION 386 00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:48,061 OF COURSE. NO QUESTION. NEXT WE HAVE, IS A WOK A POT OR 387 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:54,701 A PAN? >> PAN >> Jimmy: PAN. 388 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,336 THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION COMING UP. READY FOR THIS 389 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:58,104 THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION COMING UP. BETTER MOVIE, TAXI OR FEVER 390 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:05,645 PITCH? >> TAXI. BUT I'VE SEEN NEITHER. 391 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:09,282 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO 392 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:13,720 DON'T YOU EVEN DARE. WHAT ARE YOU -- I WAS -- >> I'VE BEEN BUSY! 393 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,890 I'VE BEEN BUSY >> Jimmy: IT'S ME AND QUEEN LATIFAH! 394 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:22,796 YOU HAD TO - >> THAT'S WHY I PICKED IT. TAXI 395 00:29:22,796 --> 00:29:26,499 I'M SURE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOOD KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EITHER. 396 00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:31,304 CAN I TELL YOU A QUICK STORY >> PLEASE. >> I GOT A, ANN CURRY BROUGHT 397 00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:33,039 ME, WAS ON AIR FORCE ONE AND SHE BROUGHT BACK THE MOVIE SELECTION CARD FROM AIR FORCE 398 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:46,720 ONE. BECAUSE TAXI WAS ON THERE. AND SO I WAS VERY EXCITED. 399 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,521 >> SO YOU JUST ASSUME BECAUSE ANN CURRY HAD IT ON AIR FORCE ONE THAT EVERYBODY SAW IT? 400 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:52,192 >> I'M ASSUMING YOU WERE PROBABLY THERE AND THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR 401 00:29:52,192 --> 00:30:01,401 OPTIONS. THE WHOLE FAMILY LOVES TAXI. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU A DVD. 402 00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:04,004 >> THAT'S WHY I WAS IN THE BACK WHERE YOU ALWAYS SIT >> Jimmy: OKAY 403 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:09,576 HERE'S A GOOD ONE HERE HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THE WORD AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SCREEN 404 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:18,018 THAT'S CORRECT I JUST LEARNED THAT. I WOULD SAY GYRO 405 00:30:18,018 --> 00:30:20,754 >> GYRO. >> Jimmy: IT'S GYRO. I USED TO SAY GYRO 406 00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:34,734 AND FINALLY, A BETTER WAY TO END AN EMAIL SINCERELY OR YOURS TRULY 407 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:39,873 >> I USUALLY SAY ALL THE BEST. BUT I WOULD SAY MAYBE SINCERELY TO KEEP IT SHORT 408 00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:41,941 >> Jimmy: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. ALL THE BEST TO YOU. 409 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:48,915 MY THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA FOR SETTLING THESE IMPORTANT DEBATES. 410 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,117 HER SHOW, WAFFLES + MOCHI, STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX CHECK IT OUT 411 00:30:51,117 --> 00:31:10,236 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY * 412 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,072 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HOSTS SOME OF THE BIGGEST PODCASTS ON THE PLANET INCLUDING "HOW I 413 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:13,440 BUILT THIS" AND "WOW IN THE WORLD. HE AND HIS CO-HOST OF "WOW IN 414 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:19,979 THE WORLD," AND MINDY THOMAS, HAVE RELEASED A NEW BOOK CALLED "WOW IN THE WORLD, THE HOW AND 415 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:27,187 WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY," AND IT RECENTLY BECAME A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER 416 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:35,929 HERE IS GUY RAZ. GUY, WELCOME BACK! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU 417 00:31:35,929 --> 00:31:38,098 >> IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK. 418 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:43,370 BUT FIRST, HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING WITH "HOW I BUILT THIS?" >> IT'S GOING AMAZING. 419 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:46,406 WE JUST LAUNCHED OUR NEW FELLOWSHIP PROGRAM EVERY YEAR, WE BRING ON FELLOWS 420 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,942 FOR OUR "HOW I BUILT THIS" SUMMIT, WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN VIRTUALLY THIS YEAR 421 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:54,714 NORMALLY, IT IS IN SAN FRANCISCO. AND ANYBODY CAN COME 422 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:57,250 AND WE PICK EARLY STAGE ENTREPRENEURS WHO WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE 423 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,853 AND WE BRING THEM ON AND GET THEM INVOLVED. THIS YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO PICK 424 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:01,621 TEN. THEY'LL BE ABLE TO PITCH THEIR IDEAS TO A GROUP OF FOUNDERS 425 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:03,390 LIKE JENNY OF JENNY'S SPLENDID ICE CREAM, AND ERIC RYAN, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED METHOD, AND 426 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,125 TRISTAN WALKER, THE GUY WHO FOUNDED BEVEL RAZORS, AND WE'RE GOING TO PICK ONE OF THESE 427 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,826 ENTREPRENEURS AT THE END OF OUR VRTUAL SUMMIT, WHICH IS HAPPENING IN MAY, AND WE'RE 428 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:21,741 GOING TO HAND THEM A A $50 THOUSAND CHECK TO GET THEIR BUSINESSES STARTED 429 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:23,543 SO WE ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, CAUSE WE'RE REALLY LIKE, YOU KNOW, DOUBLING DOWN ON THE 430 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:36,256 WHOLE IDEA OF ENTREPRENEURSHIP >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! AND NOW, THIS IS VERY EXCITING 431 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,224 BUT THIS IS YOUR SECOND BEST SELLER OH, MY GOSH. 432 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,226 LOOK AT YOU BUD. I'M SO PSYCHED THIS IS BASED ON YOUR NUMBER 433 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:42,262 ONE KIDS PODCAST, "WOW IN THE WORLD. CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE, FIRST OF 434 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:46,366 ALL, WHAT "WOW IN THE WORLD" IS ABOUT? >> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE LAUNCHED 435 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,134 THIS PODCAST, "WOW IN THE WORLD," WHICH IS WHERE, ME AND MINDY TAKE YOU ON A SCIENTIFIC 436 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:58,244 JOURNEY. AND IT'S LIKE A CARTOON FOR THE EARS 437 00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:00,647 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD DESCRIPTION. >> SO WE GO BACK IN TIME, AND 438 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,816 WE GO INTO OUTER SPACE AND WE FLATTEN A GIANT PIGEON NAMED REGGIE 439 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,684 >> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS ONLY GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER. EARLIER THIS YEAR, "WOW IN THE 440 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:08,955 WORLD" HIT 100 MILLION DOWNLOADS. CONGRATULATIONS. 441 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:14,728 CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT? 100 MILLION. >> IT'S TOTALLY CRAZY. 442 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,930 IT JUST COMES FROM THIS JOYFUL PLACE. AND MINDY IS SORT OF THE 443 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:23,370 CREATIVE ENGINE BEHIND IT. AND I'M SORT OF LIKE HER SIDEKICK ON THE SHOW 444 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,871 WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS BOOK TOO. 445 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:26,673 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK, LIKE, THE IDEA BEHIND IT WAS THAT WE WANTED TO KIND OF BRING 446 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:32,078 THE HUMAN BODY ALIVE RIGHT? BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THIS 447 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:40,754 AMAZING MACHINE. THIS INCREDIBLE THING THAT WE ALL HAVE 448 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:43,089 >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING THAT STUCK IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GO LIKE, YEP, I KNOW THAT 449 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,891 NOW, THAT FACT >> OH, SO MUCH I MEAN, LIKE WE LEARNED SO MUCH 450 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,559 FROM THIS BOOK LIKE THE BLOOD IN OUR BODY TRAVELS 12 THOUSAND MILES IN A 451 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:50,697 A SINGLE DAY SO BACK AND FORTH FROM NEW YORK TO L.A. IN A SINGLE DAY. 452 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:54,200 KIDS FINGER NAILS GROW TWICE AS LONG AS GROWN-UPS. ARE YOU CUTTING YOUR KIDS' 453 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,104 FINGER NAILS ALL THE TIME? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YEAH. >> CAUSE THEY GROW TWICE AS 454 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,873 FAST AS ADULT'S FINGER NAILS MOST PEOPLE -- ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN DO THIS 455 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:13,653 CAN LICK THEIR ELBOW >> Jimmy: NO 1% 456 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:15,422 >> 1%. >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE A HUMAN BODY GAME THAT YOU 457 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:17,624 WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH ME >> I DO. MINDY SENT ME SOME QUESTIONS 458 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:19,893 FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MINDY TELL HER I SAID HI 459 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:23,430 >> I WILL. SO, WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON EYE COLOR IN THE WORLD 460 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:28,968 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I'M GOING TO SAY BROWN. [ BELL RINGS ] 461 00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:31,471 >> BROWN YOU'VE GOT IT. MORE THAN HALF THE WORLD'S 462 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:37,711 POPULATION HAS BROWN EYES. >> Jimmy: WOW! >> ALL RIGHT 463 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:40,980 ONE FOR ONE. THE LARGEST MUSCLE IN THE HUMAN BODY 464 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:47,087 >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOT COUNTING ANYTHING ON THE ROCK LARGEST MUSCLE ON THE HUMAN 465 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:48,555 BODY IS THE TONGUE A MUSCLE OR SOMETHING? 466 00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:54,461 NO >> NO. NO 467 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,529 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WHAT IS IT >> GLUTEUS MAXIMUS 468 00:34:56,529 --> 00:35:01,768 OUR REAR END >> Jimmy: REALLY, THE BUTT >> THAT'S THE LARGEST. 469 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,838 IT'S OUR OWN ANTI-GRAVITY MUSCLE YEAH 470 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:10,076 >> Jimmy: WOW! FANTASTIC! >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS TRUE OR 471 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,912 FALSE. TRUE OR FALSE, HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS WITH A CHIN 472 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:21,354 IS THAT TRUE OR FALSE? >> Jimmy: ONLY ANIMALS WITH A CHIN 473 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:24,824 GOSH, I'VE NEVER EVEN -- I MEAN, MY HEAD GOES NO. BUT THEN, WAIT 474 00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:31,498 DOES MY DOG HAVE A CHIN? OR IS IT MORE SHAPED LIKE, I THINK IT'S A CHIN. 475 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:36,202 THEN WAIT. WHAT ABOUT OTHER ANIMALS DO THEY HAVE CHINS 476 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,971 I'M GOING TO SAY YES HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS TO HAVE A CHIN. 477 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:43,543 [ BELL RINGS ] >> YES YES! 478 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:49,883 WE ARE THE ONLY ANIMAL WITH A PROTRUDING CHIN. AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY AND WE 479 00:35:49,883 --> 00:36:01,895 DON'T NEED IT. BUT WE ARE THE ONLY ONES CHIMPS DON'T HAVE THEM 480 00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:03,763 OTHER PRIMATES DON'T HAVE THEM WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH A A CHIN 481 00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:06,166 SO YOU GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WOW. GUY, THANK YOU SO MUCH AS 482 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,901 ALWAYS FOR BEING ON THE SHOW "WOW IN THE WORLD, THE HOW AND WOW OF THE HUMAN BODY" IS 483 00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:09,436 AVAILABLE NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. 484 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,705 IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, JIMMY. 485 00:36:11,705 --> 00:36:14,040 THANKS >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM EDIE BRICKELL AND THE NEW 486 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:27,587 BOHEMIANS WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! * 487 00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:31,624 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "STUBBORN LOVE" FROM THEIR ALBUM "HUNTER AND THE DOG STAR", HERE'S 488 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:34,327 AND THE DOG STAR", HERE'S EDIE BRICKELL AND NEW BEHEMIAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 489 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:48,441 * LATE AT NIGHT 490 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:54,147 AT THE BOWLING ALLEY MOTOWN AND COLD BEER SHE WAS KEEPING SCORE * 491 00:36:54,147 --> 00:37:01,121 * WITH A PENCIL BEHIND HER EAR SHE KNEW THERE WAS 492 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:06,059 SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT * * BUT SHE COULD NOT RESIST HIM 493 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:10,330 TOOK HIM HOM AND HELD ON TIGHT * * HUGGED AND KISSED HIM * 494 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:29,549 * * NEVER HID HIS DESIR TO BE FREE 495 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:34,054 THAT MADE HI MORE APPEALING * * LIT A FIRE UNDERNEATH 496 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:40,493 A KINDLING FEELING SHE MADE UP HER MIND HE WAS THE ONE * 497 00:37:40,493 --> 00:37:44,764 * WANTED MORE THA A GOOD TIME AND FU USED HER POWERS OF PERSUASIO 498 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:58,745 STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE STUBBORN LOV 499 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:04,651 HARD-HEADED WOMA ALL THE SIGNS AND * * THE SYMPTOM 500 00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:08,154 WERE RIGHT THERE OF A STORMY ILL-FATE LOVE AFFAIR * 501 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:15,695 * THEY WENT I WITH EYES WIDE OPE HE WAS NEVER HER TYP 502 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:20,834 BUT HE MADE HER LAUGH * * INSPIRED BELIEF IN A BETTER HALF 503 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:27,941 LEFT HER DREAMIN AND KEPT HER HOPING * * THEN SHE CARRIE 504 00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:35,248 HIS BABY LIKE A TORC GOT MARRIED AND THEN THEY GOT DIVORCED * 505 00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:40,954 * SHE ALWAYS FELT THE FATES GAVE HER NO CHOICE STUBBORN LOV 506 00:38:40,954 --> 00:38:52,565 STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE HARD-HEADED WOMA 507 00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:59,739 STUBBORN LOV STUBBORN LOVE * * STUBBORN LOVE 508 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:11,017 HARD-HEADED WOMA SOME PEOPLE SEE IT COMIN BUT INSTEAD OF RUNNING * 509 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:20,493 * THEY STEP IN THE PATH OF A HURRICANE CHARGING LIKE A BULL 510 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:27,400 RUSHING LIKE A FOOL * * STEPPING ON THE TRACK OF A FREIGHT TRAIN * 511 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:50,056 OF A FREIGHT TRAIN * * * STUBBORN LOVE 512 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:06,740 STUBBORN LOV 513 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,275 HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * STUBBORN LOVE STUBBORN LOV 514 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:24,024 STUBBORN LOV HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * HARD-HEADED WOMAN 515 00:40:24,024 --> 00:40:30,697 HARD-HEADED WOMAN * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:40:30,697 --> 00:40:32,665 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. 517 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,934 WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 518 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:41,708 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. *