HI, THIS IS JIMMY FALLON
BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS A POD SCHOOL IT'S CALLED THE BARN SCHOOL.
IT'S A NEW YORK CURRICULUM SCHOOL AND THEY'RE VERY GOOD STUDENTS, AND THEY'RE VERY,
VERY POLITE AND -- THANK YOU, WINNIE I APPRECIATE THAT.
AND BEFORE IT WAS A SCHOOL, WE DID A SHOW FROM HERE A YEAR AGO.
AND BEFORE IT WAS A SHOW, IT WAS MY HOME. AND SO, WELCOME TO OUR SHOW AND
OBVIOUSLY IF WE DID THE SHOW FROM HERE, I COULDN'T DO THE SHOW FROM HERE
SO OUR FRIENDS AIRSTREAM GAVE ME A QUIETER STUDIO TO DO THE SHOW FROM.
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS THE BIGGEST AIRSTREAM
THEY MAKE AND OUR GENIUS SET DESIGNERS TURNED IT INTO KIND OF A PORTABLE STUDIO
LET ME SHOW YOU. WELCOME TO OUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME, OUR STUDIO AWAY FROM
HOME HOW COOL IS THIS WHAT A GREAT JOB EVERYONE DID
WITH LIGHTING AND SOUND, EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. LOOK AT THE TECHNOLOGY
THESE ARE 4K CAMERAS BEING CONTROLLED FROM NEW YORK ALEX COLETTI
ALEX, CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> LOUD AND CLEAR, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
I MEAN, WE HAVE -- I CAN DO MY MONOLOGUE FROM THIS DESK RIGHT HERE
I'LL BE DOING INTERVIEWS FROM OVER HERE AND TALKING TO MATTHEW AND MEGAN THROUGH ZOOM
AND WE HAVE TURNTABLE, BECAUSE WHY NOT? WHAT THIS -- YOU KNOW WHAT WE
HAVE HERE? IT'S OUR THEME SONG.
>> Steve: TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY
AND HIS GUESTS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, MEGAN RAPINOE,
MUSICAL GUEST MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME EDITION. AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDED GREAT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
GUYS, HE IS HOSTING A BENEFIT CONCERT CALLED "WE'RE TEXAS" THIS SUNDAY ON HIS NEW YOUTUBE
CHANNEL. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS HERE! PLUS, SHE'S A GOLD MEDALIST AND
TWO-TIME WORLD CUP CHAMPION. MEGAN RAPINOE IS WITH US AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM
MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES MORRIS DAY! COME ON.
ALSO, AS PART OF TONIGHT'S SPECIAL SHOW WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH OUR NEIGHBORS AT STATE
FARM TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR FEEDING AMERICA, A GREAT ORGANIZATION -- GREAT, GREAT,
GREAT ORGANIZATION DEVOTED TO FEEDING THE HUNGRY STATE FARM HAS ALREADY PROVIDED
$1.3 MILLION OF FUNDING TO FEEDING AMERICA THIS PAST YEAR, AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE GOING TO
MATCH UP TO $100,000 IN DONATIONS UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW
YOU CAN DONATE BY GOING TO "FEEDINGAMERICA.ORG/TONIGHTSHOW. IT WILL HELP FEED A LOT OF
PEOPLE, EVERY LITTLE BIT MAKES A DIFFERENCE LOOK AT THESE.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR MY MONOLOGUE.
*
>> Jimmy: WELL GUYS, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME EDITION.
SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M DOING THE SHOW FROM A TRAILER AND I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'M LOVING IT.
IT'S FUN TO DO A SHOW WHERE THE ENTIRE SET COULD START ROLLING BACKWARDS DOWN A HILL AT ANY
MOMENT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS THIS IS A BIG STORY.
I SAW THAT SEVERAL WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS HAVE BEEN ASKED TO RESIGN FOR AN INTERESTING
REASON LISTEN TO THIS
>> THE WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMED
TODAY THAT FIVE STAFFERS HAVE BEEN ASKED TO RESIGN OVER PAST MARIJUANA USE.
SEVERAL OTHERS ARE WORKING REMOTELY WHILE THEIR STATUS IS UNDER REVIEW
>> Jimmy: THE STAFFERS WEREN'T TOTALLY SHOCKED. THEY'D BEEN PARANOID ABOUT IT
FOR WEEKS. YEAH, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID YOU CAN'T WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE
IF YOU'VE SMOKED WEED, THEN PRESIDENTS CLINTON, BUSH, AND OBAMA WERE LIKE, "RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT." THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN ISN'T MESSING AROUND ANYONE WHO SMOKED HAS BEEN
REASSIGNED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO WHITE CASTLE. SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT,
EARLIER TODAY, BIDEN HAD A A LITTLE TROUBLE BOARDING AIR FORCE ONE.
WATCH THIS
[ AIRPLANE ENGINE ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID HE -- LIKE A THIRD
RAILING? THAT'S BASICALLY EVERYONE'S MARCH MADNESS BRACKET IN
24 HOURS USUALLY AFTER A THIRD TRIP, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "FORGET IT,
I'M JUST GONNA SLEEP HERE. WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS WERE LIKE, "UMM, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING
WEED?" MEANWHILE, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS LIKE, "I SWEAR, I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT. BY THE WAY, GREASE THE STEPS ON THE WAY DOWN TOO
PUT BANANA PEEL ON LAST STEP." SO IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, THIS WEEK, BIDEN HAS FOUGHT
WITH RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA, CHINA, AND NOW, STAIRS WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD.
A WAX STATUE OF TRUMP HAD TO BE TAKEN DOWN IN SAN ANTONIO BECAUSE VISITORS KEPT PUNCHING
IT CAN WE SEE THE STATUE? YIKES.
WELL, IN HONOR OF IT BEING REMOVED, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT SOME OF THE OTHER WAX
STATUES WE'VE LOST OVER THE YEARS.
THE ANGE
FLY AWAY FROM HERE * * MAY YOU FIN SOME COMFORT HERE *
>> Jimmy: GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I SAW THAT FACEBOOK'S WORKING ON SOMETHING PRETTY INTERESTING.
LISTEN TO THIS
A VERSION OF INSTAGRAM DESIGNED FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13
THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIANT SAID THE KID FRIENDLY VERSION IS INTENDED TO ALLOW CHILDREN TO
USE THE PLATFORM SAFELY. >> Jimmy: IT'LL BE WORTH IT JUST TO SEE A BUNCH OF ARTSY
PHOTOS OF YOUR KID'S LUNCHABLES IT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT FOR EVERY
PARENT WHO'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT MY KID NEEDS? MORE SCREEN TIME
I KEEP SAYING THAT." AND GET THIS THE CDC JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
KIDS AT SCHOOL ACTUALLY ONLY NEED THREE FEET OF DISTANCE BETWEEN EACH OTHER
WHEN THE TEACHER SAID, "OKAY CLASS, HOW MANY INCHES ARE IN THREE FEET?"
THE KIDS WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T KNOW, WE JUST HAD ZOOM SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE YEAR."
SOME SPORTS NEWS MARCH MADNESS IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY
RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE'S NETFLIX IS LIKE, "FINALLY, A SUB I'VE BEEN ON THE COURT FOR A
A YEAR." IN THE FIRST GAME TODAY, FLORIDA DEFEATED VIRGINIA TECH
75 TO 70 FINALLY, A REASON FOR COLLEGE KIDS IN FLORIDA TO PARTY
I FEEL LIKE ANDY ROONEY, THAT'S WHO I FEEL LIKE. "YOU EVER NOTICE MARCH
WHAT ARE THEY SO MAD ABOUT AT MARCH MADNESS? MEANWHILE, NUMBER 1-SEED
GONZAGA IS UNDEFEATED, AND TOMORROW THEY TAKE ON 16-SEED NORFOLK STATE.
WHEN THEY SAW THE MATCHUP, NORFOLK WAS LIKE, "WE ARE SO NORFOLKED.
AND FINALLY, POLICE IN MICHIGAN POSTED ON FACEBOOK OFFERING A $1,500 REWARD FOR THE RETURN
OF A RONALD MCDONALD STATUE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM BEHIND A LOCAL MCDONALD'S
THE POLICE GOT A RANSOM NOTE THAT JUST SAID, "BRING BACK THE MCRIB.
WELL GOOD NEWS, IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN RETURNED. AND I THINK WE HAVE A PHOTO OF
THE STATUE THAT WAS MY MONOLOGUE, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THANK YOU NOTES.
* >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I WRITE
MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW
DO YOU GUYS MIND >> YEAH. >> WE DO
>> YES, WE DON'T >> Jimmy: WE DON'T - >> WE DO, WE DO.
>> NO, WE DON'T. >> WE DO >> Jimmy: OKAY, CAN I CAN SOME
THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE FRANNY
* OH PERFECT FIRST PICTURE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU, OSCAR POOLS, MARCH MADNESS BRACKETS, AND MY TAXES, FOR BEING THE THREE TIMES
A YEAR I FILL OUT PAPERWORK SOLELY THROUGH GUESSING. ONE MORE TIME, FRAN.
* THANK YOU, MICHELLE OBAMA, FOR DEBUTING YOUR NEW NETFLIX SHOW,
"WAFFLES & MOCHI" THIS WEEK. AND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, FOR MELANIA TRUMP'S NEW NETFLIX
SHOW, "WAFFLES & MOCHI." >> I FORGOT ABOUT THE PICTURE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
[ INDISCERNIBLE ] YEAH THAT WAS "WAFFLES & MOCHI." THANK YOU.
GOOD JOB, WINNIE * THANK YOU, FRANNY.
TWICE EVEN * THANK YOU, NEW STUDY THAT THREE
FEET OF DISTANCE IS ENOUGH TO KEEP STUDENTS SAFE BUT TO BE EXTRA SAFE, ALL FIRST
GRADERS ARE STILL ADVISED TO GET A COOTIE SHOT. >> WHAT'S A COOTIE SHOT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- GO WINNIE
GO FRANNY. >> I DID THIS. >> Jimmy: DO ONE MORE, WINNIE.
* THANK YOU, THE PRESIDENT'S "HELP IS HERE" TOUR, OR AS MOST
PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT, "BIDEN BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." THAT'S A SONG, BASED OFF A
A SONG FRANNY HAVING FUN
* THANK YOU -- GO WIN. >> WAIT, WHAT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN TAP. THANK YOU, RIBBONS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, BALLOON
LEASHES. * LOST -- LOST FRANNY.
THANK YOU, NEW HEINZ CONDIMENTS -- GO WINNIE. "HANCH, WASABIOLI, AND
TARCHUP," FOR SOUNDING LIKE THE NAME OF ICELAND'S NUMBER ONE PERSONAL INJURY FIRM -- INJURY
LAW FIRM I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE SILENCE.
YOU GOOD THANK YOU, POGO STICKS, FOR BEING -- FRANNY STILL HELPING?
* TAP, TAP, TAP. THAT SO --
>> THAT'S VERY FRANNY, YUP >> Jimmy: YUP. THANK YOU POGO STICKS FOR BEING
JACKHAMMERS THAT JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN *
GO WINNIE. THANK YOU, PUZZLES, FOR BEING THE SLOWEST WAY POSSIBLE TO
DOWNLOAD A PICTURE * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STOP. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HOT CHOCOLATE FANATICS -- GO
WINNIE HOT CHOCOLATE FANATICS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, COCOA NUTS
* FINAL -- LAST ONE. WINNIE, LAST ONE
THERE YOU GO >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HIT THE BUTTON? >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT. THANK YOU, "SALAD," FOR NOT
BEING CALLED "WET LEAVES." THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO MY HELPERS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: GUYS, SINCE WE'RE
BACK AT HOME, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO DO ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF ASK THE FALLONS
THIS WHERE MY WIFE NANCY AND I ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT YOU GUYS SEND IN.
IT COULD BE ABOUT US OR KIDS OR LIFE OR ANYTHING HERE'S ANOTHER ASK THE FALLONS
* >> OKAY. WELL, WE'RE BACK
IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A YEAR >> I THOUGHT I WAS OUT
I TOTALLY DID MY CIVIC SHOWBIZ DUTY >> Jimmy: HONEY.
>> AND HERE I AM AGAIN >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS FROM EVERYONE WHO
WATCHES THE SHOW PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THIS BIT THAT WE DID.
IT'S US WALKING AROUND AND TALKING. HERE'S ONE OF THESE.
WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST, WHERE AND WHEN DID IT HAPPEN DO YOU WANT TO PLUG YOUR EARS
AND I'LL TELL MY VERSION >> OH, YEAH, I WONDER IF OUR VERSION IS THE SAME.
>> Jimmy: WE CAN'T DO THIS ON THE SHOW PLUG YOU'RE EARS AND I'LL SAY
IT REAL QUICK. >> LA LA LA LA LA. >> Jimmy: I SAID I LOVE YOU, WE
WERE A PRESS THING FOR FEVER PITCH, HOTEL AT THE TIME, LISTENED TO MUSIC, HARRY
NELSON, RANDY NEWMAN I PUT ON "TAXI" WHICH IS MY FAVORITE SHOW.
I WATCHED THIS SHOW ABOUT THEIR DREAMS OR SOMETHING, IT WAS JUST GOOD.
WE KISSED, WE WERE IN MY HOTEL ROOM, WE KISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HONESTLY THE
BEST KISS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE AND I THINK I SAID I LOVE YOU
AFTER THAT ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY.
HONEY, I'M DONE. I'M DONE, HON. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: WHO SAID - >> WHO SAID I LOVE YOU, HE DID AND WE HAD BEEN HAVING BIG
CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER DURING FEVER PITCH. AND, LIKE, TWO AWESOME NERDS,
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC AND SAY LIKE GOOD NIGHT AT FOUR
IN THE MORNING, LIKE TOTAL NERD BALLS. >> Jimmy: I'M A PRETTY SMOOTH
DUDE >> OKAY. SO WE WRAPPED THE MOVIE, "FEVER
PITCH," AND WE WERE GOING TO LONDON TO SELL IT, AND WE WENT OUT ONE REALLY FUN NIGHT AND,
UMM, WE ENDED UP - >> Jimmy: HALLOWEEN, WASN'T IT >> IT WAS LONDON, OUR FIRST
KISS OUR FIRST I LOVE YOU WAS IN LONDON
I HAD TO LEAVE THE NEXT DAY, IT WAS THE PRESS JUNKET, I HAD TO LEAVE BUT I THINK YOU ALL WERE
GOING SOMEWHERE. THAT NIGHT HE SAID, I LOVE YOU, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SAID IT BACK BECAUSE I THINK YOU KNEW THAT I LOVED YOU.
SO I THINK THAT THEN - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> MAYBE I DID
I DON'T THINK IT WAS LIKE, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
YOU WERE LIKE, I LOVE, AND I FLEW HOME THE NEXT DAY AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT FLIGHT.
I HAD TO GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA, AND YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE SMILING EAR TO EAR, IT'S
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY LOVE YOU AND IT'S RECIPROCATED
THAT'S MY MEMORY >> Jimmy: I TOLD THE WRONG STORY, I THOUGHT IT WAS FIRST
KISS, I CONFUSED THE TWO >> OH, NO, FIRST KISS, BOSTON. WHEN WE LEVITATED?
THAT WAS THE BEST KISS I'VE EVER HAD THAT WAS TWO STORIES
AND I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TWO STORIES OUT OF THAT ONE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT STORY YOU GOT. BUT THAT WAS THE I LOVE YOU
STORY. >> Jimmy: HI, GUYS >> WOW
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR DOING THESE WALKS AND TALKS.
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO'S WATCHING FOR ENJOYING -- >> WE SHOULD REALLY THANK THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH REALLY THIS IS -- IT'S BEEN FUN
>> IT HAS BEEN FUN A LITTLE GLIMPSE INTO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
LOVE YOU >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> Jimmy: DID YOU THROW IN A
A LITTLE YOU'RE WELCOME THERE? THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES EVERY TIME WE KISS.
SHE SAYS, YOU'RE WELCOME >> YOU SAID THANK YOU. THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD.
OH, MY GOD YOU'RE WELCOME HONEY, I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO DO ANOTHER QUESTION
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO RECIPE FOR A NIGHT IN?
READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. >> TAKEOUT
>> Jimmy: DID NANCY'S FAMILY ACCEPT JIMMY IMMEDIATELY >> NO, NO.
OF COURSE. I'M LAUGHING >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO GET TO THE
END. IT WAS HONESTLY -- >> WE HAD TO MEET THE PARENTS.
>> Jimmy: MY PARENTS CAME TO VISIT NANCY'S PARENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
>> IT WAS THE FIRST MEETING. WHICH OF COURSE WE DECIDED NOT TO DO A DINNER, WHY DON'T WE DO
AN ENTIRE WEEKEND TOGETHER BECAUSE WHAT COULD GO WRONG, THERE'S NOT A STORY THAT COULD
GO WRONG >> Jimmy: THE NIGHT BEFORE, MY MOTHER CALLS ME AND SHE GOES,
JIMMY, DON'T HANG UP THAT'S THE SIGNAL FOR, YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANGRY AT ONE OF
US I SAID, HI, MOM, FIRST OF ALL, HI
DON'T HANG UP. I HEARD YOU. SHE GOES, NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT
DADDY'S TOOTH FELL OUT TODAY, OR LAST NIGHT, HIS FRONT TOOTH FELL OUT
I GO, HIS FRONT TOOTH? >> NOT A BACK OR ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: GO TO THE DENTIST,
GET A CAP. SHE GOES, THE DENTIST IS ON VACATION
I GO, YOU CAN'T COME MEET -- THIS IS NANCY'S FAMILY YOU CAN'T MEET THEM WITH NO
TEETH. SHE GOES, IT'S FINE, DADDY JUST WON'T SMILE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A WEEKEND. SHE GOES, I'M HANGING UP, I WAS
THAT MAD SHE SAID, ONE MORE THING, I RUBBED MY EYE IN MY SLEEP LAST
NIGHT AND I HAVE A BLOODY EYE. I GO, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
SO HERE, A PIRATE AND A JACK O'LANTERN. MY MOM WOULD BE LAUGHING
>> SHE WOULD BE LAUGHING IT'S THE BEST STORY EVER >> Jimmy: IT WAS PROBABLY
APRIL, MARCH IT WAS JUST DONE >> THE ICE WAS OUT BUT IT WAS
VERY COLD. >> Jimmy: MY DAD GOES, I'M GOING TO JUMP IN THE LAKE, TO
BE FUNNY ANYWAY, SO WE GO, LET'S GET READY, WE'LL GO OUT TO DINNER.
SO WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO OUT FOR DINNER MIND YOU, MY MOM HAD BAD KNEES
>> KIND OF NOT BEND ANKLE EARLY, IN A WAY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HER
KNEES OR HER ANKLE, IT WAS VERY INTERESTING, HOW SHE WALKED. ANYWAYS, WE WERE UPSTAIRS,
GETTING READY FOR DINNER, AND THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR WHERE WE WERE GETTING READY AND
I GO, IT CAN'T BE, IT CAN'T BE MY MOM BECAUSE - >> SHE DIDN'T GET UP THOSE
STAIRS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO WAY WE COME UP THE STAIRS, WE SMELL
SMOKE. SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
I GO, WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT'S HAPPENING? SHE GOES, DADDY JUMPED IN THE
LAKE WITH ALL HIS MONEY. >> A WAD OF -- >> Jimmy: 20s.
$20 BILLS, I THINK IT WAS $500 $500 OF $20 BILLS. AND SO HIS MONEY GOT WET
AND SO HE TRIED TO DRY HIS MONEY. MY DAD PUT $500 IN THE
MICROWAVE. >> IN OUR MICROWAVE. >> Jimmy: AND LIT THE MONEY ON
FIRE THIS IS ONE STORY. >> AND THIS IS JUST A REMINDER
THE OLD FAMILY -- IT'S NOT VALUABLE, BUT IT IS INVALUABLE TO THE HEARTS.
>> Jimmy: I GO DOWN, THERE'S $20 BILLS LAID ALL OVER THE KITCHEN WITH BROWN BURNT SPOTS
I GO, DAD, WHAT -- HE'S LIKE, I DIDN'T REALIZE, I THOUGHT YOU COULD DRAW THE MONEY
I GO -- THERE'S METALS IN $20 BILLS, APPARENTLY. >> FYI, DON'T PUT MONEY IN THE
MICROWAVE. >> Jimmy: YOU STILL MARRIED ME >> YES, WE WERE MARRIED.
OH, I'M SO LUCKY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME >> YOU ARE WELCOME, HONEY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE QUESTIONS, GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNING ACTOR AND
A BESTSELLING AUTHOR WHO IS HOSTING A STAR-STUDDED BENEFIT CONCERT CALLED "WE'RE TEXAS.
YOU CAN WATCH IT THIS SUNDAY AT 7:00 P.M. CENTRAL TIME ON HIS BRAND-NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
HERE HE IS, THE ONE, THE ONLY MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR
>> THAT'S MY MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK AND TALKING TO ME
ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY, CONGRATS ON THIS BIG DEAL
YOU'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND FOR TEXAS. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE MORE
PERFECT THAN YOU TO TALK TO FROM MY AIR STREAM >> YES
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE A HUGE FAN OF AIR STREAM, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
>> I'VE GOT FOUR OF THEM I LIVED IN ONE OF THEM FOR FOUR YEARS ON THE ROAD ALL OVER
NORTH AMERICA. I'VE GOT THREE IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW.
MY AND MY FAMILY SLEPT IN ONE LAST NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO WAY
SEE. YOU WENT ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY, RIGHT, IN THESE AIR
STREAMS. >> ALL OVER. THERE'S ONLY ONE STATE I
HAVEN'T BEEN TO, NORTH DAKOTA, IN MY AIR STREAM THE RUBBER ON THE TIRES ON MY
AIR STREAM HAVE TOUCHED THE GROUND OF ALL THE STATES IN THE UNITED STATES BESIDES NORTH
DAKOTA >> Jimmy: NORTH DAKOTA'S THE LAST ONE, THE MISSING LINK, THE
LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE >> THAT'S IT >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT,
BUDDY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR
BOOK "GREEN LIGHTS." IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME OUT. MAN OH, MAN, DID IT HIT A HOME
RUN. NUMBER ONE, CRUSHER, NUMBER ONE, "NEW YORK TIMES"
BESTSELLER, STILL ON THE LIST. >> 20 WEEKS LATER, THE DOGGONE BOOK IS STILL ON THE LIST.
I COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT. I PUT IT OUT, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT
I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE WOULD STILL BE WANTING TO TALK ABOUT IT 20 WEEKS LATER BUT I'M GLAD
THEY ARE EVERY CONVERSATION WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON ABOUT IT, IT MAY
BE ON THE SAME SUBJECT IN THE BOOK BUT IT'S ALWAYS A A PARTICULAR AND AN ORIGINAL
CONVERSATION THAT I HAVEN'T HAD BEFORE BECAUSE IT'S PERSONAL TO THEM TOO
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ISN'T IT AMAZING? THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS, EVEN
ME TOO, I'M READING IT, I GO, I THINK THAT TOO BUT IT'S A FULL, GIANT BOOK, SO
IT'S LIKE, THERE'S THOUSANDS OF FUN STORIES AND THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.
IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT, IS THERE A SEQUEL, WOULD YOU EVER WRITE ANOTHER ONE?
>> I DON'T WANT TO RESCRAMBLE THE SOUFFLE, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH THOSE 36 YEARS OF JOURNALS TO GET THIS BOOK, I ONLY USED
ABOUT 25% OF WHAT WAS IN THE JOURNALS HOPEFULLY I USED THE STUFF THAT
WAS ALL KILLER, NO FILLER. WE'LL SEE, MAN I'VE STILL GOT TO GO BACK
THROUGH A LOT OF DIFFERENT WRITINGS AND SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING WORTHY OF SHARING
LATER ON, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS
ONE IS THERE'S SPECULATION THAT MAYBE YOU MIGHT ONE DAY RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IS THAT RUMOR TRUE OR IS THAT JUST -
>> WELL, IT'S COME UP A LOT LATELY, AND I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU NOW THE SAME THING I'VE
BEEN SAYING, WHICH IS TRUE, IT'S NOT A DODGE, WHEN I SAY IT'S SOMETHING I'M GIVING
CONSIDERATION, ABSOLUTELY, WHAT AN HONORABLE THING TO EVEN BE ABLE TO CONSIDER
BUT I'M NO FURTHER THAN THAT RIGHT NOW, SIR >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD
GOOD ANSWER. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, IT'S LIKE -
>> IT'S NOT LIKE A POLITICIAN, McCONAUGHEY, GOOD ANSWER >> Jimmy: LIKE "FAMILY FEUD,"
GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER SURVEY SAYS, POSSIBILITY THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN,
YOUR HONESTY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HOME STATE OF TEXAS, MAN, YOU'VE
BEEN THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES RECENTLY HOW IS EVERYBODY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> MY FAMILY'S GOOD, WE'RE DOING GOOD WE HAD A COUPLE OF PIPES BREAK,
WE HAD TO PULL OUT SOME DRYWALL IN THE HOUSE, LOST POWER JUST GOT OFF HAVING TO BOIL
WATER FOUR DAYS AGO. BUT THE PROBLEM IN TEXAS IS THERE'S TENS OF THOUSANDS THAT
AREN'T IN AS GOOD A SHAPE AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW. THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT
ARE OUT OF HOME. WHEN THE POWER WENT OUT, YOU COULDN'T HEAT.
SO WE'RE SITTING AT ABOUT ZERO DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, WATER IN THE PIPES BURST.
THAT WATER DAMAGE JUST FLOODS. PEOPLE ARE OUT OF THEIR HOUSES THE HOUSES AREN'T LIVEABLE,
THEY DON'T HAVE A MATTRESS TO SLEEP ON, THEY CAN'T GET A A MEAL, THEY CAN'T FIND CLEAN
WATER. SO YEAH, WE'RE PUTTING ON A RELIEF BENEFIT CONCERT SUNDAY
NIGHT AT 7:00. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE PUTTING ON THE, THE RELIEF CONCERT.
THIS IS ONLY THE WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT YOU GOT TO GO BIG IN TEXAS,
MAN. >> DO YOU SEE THIS LINEUP? AND IT'S ALL TEXAS ARTISTS
ALL THE MONEY THAT'S DONATED GOES TO GREAT NONPROFITS ON THE GROUND
BUT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE THAT I GET TO CALL UP THAT IN 30 SECONDS EVERYONE GOES, I'M IN,
TELL ME WHAT AND WHEN AND HOW TO DO IT DON HENLEY
GARY CLARK JR. GEORGE STRAIT. KACEY MUSGRAVES.
KELLY CLARKSON KHALID CLINT BLACK.
LYLE LOVETT. LEON BRIDGES LUCAS NELSON
LOS LONELY BOYS. MIRANDA LAMBERT. RANDY ROGERS
PARKER McCOLLUM. POST MALONE. AND WILLIE NELSON.
>> Jimmy: WHOA >> GET DOWN. AND THOSE ARE ALL TEXAS
ARTISTS. AND WE'VE GOT PEOPLE LIKE SELENA GOMEZ, JONAS BROTHERS,
WOODY HARRELSON, JENNIFER GARNER, MEGAN THEE STALLION, RENEE ZELLWEGER, POP AND BIFUR
APPEARANCES. IT'S HOPEFULLY GOING TO BE REVIVAL.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU NOT EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW? >> I AM EXHAUSTED.
I GOT BAGS UNDER MY -- I'M NOT GETTING MUCH SLEEP PUTTING THIS PRODUCTION TOGETHER.
I AM THANKFUL I'VE GOT SOME GREAT PEOPLE HELPING ME OUT. WE'RE INSTANT, KNOW WHAT I
MEAN YOU PUT THESE BENEFITS TOGETHER, IT HAS TO BE A TIMELY
FASHION BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO PUT ON A GOOD SHOW WE'RE WORKING OUR TAILS OFF AND
I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT AREN'T GETTING ANY SLEEP EITHER SO I CAN'T GRIPE ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE CAN SEE IT ON YOUR BRAND-NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL CONGRATS ON THAT
I THINK IT'S LIKE THROWING - YOU'RE PUTTING TOGETHER WOODSTOCK, WHICH IS KIND OF
AMAZING. EXCEPT THIS IS A BENEFIT WOODSTOCK.
>> IT GOES TO HELP OUT, ALL THE DONATIONS, EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO DONATE ON THE SCREEN,
THE DONATE BUTTON WILL BE ON THE SCREEN THE WHOLE NIGHT DURING THE SHOW.
IT'S ALL GOING TO HELP OUT PEOPLE IN NEED WE'RE NOT DIVVYING OUT
LUXURIES WE'RE DIVVYING OUT NECESSITIES TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT.
ANOTHER COOL THING IS HELPING A LOT OF THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT, THEY'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
A HAND OUT, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A HELPING HAND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN
AND OUT RIGHT NOW AND THESE DONATIONS WILL HELP THEM STAND UP AND GET THEIR BACK STRAIGHT
AGAIN. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, HONESTLY, I WANT TO THANK YOU AND YOUR WIFE
FOR DOING THIS YOU STEPPED UP YET AGAIN IT'S AWESOME
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU DO IT, I GO, THIS GUY DOESN'T STOP. YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON, A GREAT
ROLE MODEL, GREAT FAMILY IT'S GOING TO BE FUN EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE CHECKING
OUT YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL ALL THE BENEFITS GOING TO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
THIS SUNDAY AT 7:00 P.M. CENTRAL ON YOUTUBE.COM/MATTHEWMcCONAUGHEY
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US, BUDDY. >> YOU ARE WELCOME, JIMMY,
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ONCE AGAIN, ANY TIME, SIR THANK Y'ALL.
>> Jimmy: MEGAN RAPINOE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST DECORATED AMERICAN SOCCER PLAYERS IN HISTORY AND
SHE'S HOPING TO WIN HER SECOND GOLD MEDAL THIS SUMMER AT THE TOKYO OLYMPICS
PLEASE WELCOME MEGAN RAPINOE >> THE CROWD GOES WILD >> Jimmy: I MEAN, GUYS, YOU GOT
TO BE USED TO ALL THOSE -- ACTUALLY YOU HAVE TO BE USED TO THE NONCROWDS TOO.
WHAT WAS IT LIKE, PLAYING WITH A TINY -- WITH A SMALL CROWD >> I MEAN, I HAVE TO ADMIT I
DON'T LOVE IT. I LIKE ATTENTION I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
SO WE WERE ABLE TO HAVE I THINK IT WAS LIKE 4,000 OUT OF LIKE 25,000 OR SOMETHING.
IT DID MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, THEY CHEERED THEIR HEARTS OUT. BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SOME
TIMES WHERE YOU CAN KIND OF HEAR EVERYTHING. I DON'T LIKE IT, I LIKE THE
ROAR >> Jimmy: YOU JUST PLAYED YOUR FIRST TOURNAMENT SINCE THE
PANDEMIC AND YOU WON. WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE BACK IN
THE FIELD? >> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF STRANGE AND A LITTLE BIT OF
LIKE, BACK TO NORMAL, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, I'M PREPARED TO DO THIS JOB.
>> Jimmy: CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A BEAT, PAL YOU WERE ON FIRE
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A A MAGICIAN I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING,
THE PATH THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT, YOU MADE IN THE FINAL GAME
WATCH THIS, EVERYBODY. >> BOOP. >> Jimmy: BOOP, OH, MY GOD
ODDLY ENOUGH THIS MOVE IN SOCCER IS CALLED A MEG HOW MUCH OF THIS IS PLANNED AND
HOW MUCH OF THIS IS LUCK >> NORMALLY, HONESTLY, I'M ON THE OTHER END OF THESE MEGS.
I THINK BECAUSE OF MY BOW LEGS, IT PROVIDES, YOU KNOW, A PRETTY LUSH AREA.
>> Jimmy: A TARGET AREA? >> A BIG TARGET, UNFORTUNATELY, ALL MY TEAMMATES CAN ATTEST,
IT'S LIKE A RUNNING JOKE I GET MEGGED ALL THE TIME. I THINK I WAS A LITTLE
SURPRISED MYSELF, TO BE HONEST >> Jimmy: A TRAILER WAS JUST RELEASED ON INTERNATIONAL
WOMEN'S DAY FOR A DOCUMENTARY CALLED "LFG" ABOUT YOUR TEAM'S FIGHT FOR EQUAL PAY.
YOU SAID IF THEY WIN, NO ONE WINS, IF WE WIN, EVERYONE WINS >> YEAH, I THINK SPECIFICALLY
SPEAKING TO THIS LAWSUIT, IF WE GO THROUGH THE WHOLE COURT CASE AND IT ENDS UP THAT THEY END UP
WINNING, WE'RE STILL IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION. WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP
BUT I THINK JUST IN GENERAL, AND I GUESS MAYBE THIS WOULD BE WHAT I WOULD SAY TO PEOPLE WHO
ARE RESISTANT TO ANY SORT OF EQUALITY, LIKE, WHERE'S THE WORLD GOING?
WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHO LOOKS BAD AND WHO LOOKS GOOD A COUPLE OF YEARS REMOVED
FROM THE START OF THE LAWSUIT? OR, YOU KNOW, COLIN KNEELING OR WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE DEALING
WITH, FORM OF DISCRIMINATION WE'RE SEEING IT IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT, THE WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL, HAD ONE RACK OF WEIGHTS AND THEY PUT A A DISNEYLAND FULL THE WEIGHTS
FOR THE MEN. WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING AND WE KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF IN THE MOMENT, YOU KNOW, TAKING RESPONSIBILITY AND TAKING
ACCOUNTABILITY AND WORKING TO, YOU KNOW, CREATE A NEW PATH THAT'S FAIR AND EQUITABLE FOR
ALL. >> Jimmy: ENOUGH, YEAH FAIR
MEGAN, YOU SENT ME A PACKAGE, I WANT TO SAY IT WAS A WEEK, TWO WEEKS AGO.
AND I WAS LIKE, THIS IS SO NICE, I APPRECIATE THIS, GETTING A GIFT FROM -- YOU'RE
MY GUEST, I SHOULD BE GETTING YOU THE GIFT THE OPENED UP THE BOX, IT'S THE
FIRST TIME I EVER RECEIVED THIS, YOU GAVE ME SOME DEODORANT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR THAT SCHMIDT'S DEODORANT, THAT IS SO
THOUGHTFUL WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TOGETHER
HOW DID YOU KNOW, AND WHEN - >> I JUST KNOW WE'VE BEEN IN QUARANTINE A LONG TIME, WE'VE
ALL BEEN PUTTING ON A DECENT TOP FOR SHOWS BUT LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE UNDERSHIRT IS WHAT
WE'VE BEEN WEARING FOR DAYS AND WEEKS ON END AND, YOU KNOW, WE NEEDED TO
MAKE SURE YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE NEEDED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE GOOD AND SMELLING FRESH.
AND WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY KIND OF PHOBO. >> Jimmy: PHOBO?
>> LIKE FOMO, LIKE FOMO'S THE WORST THING EVER, I DEFINITELY HAVE A LOT OF PHOBO -- FOMO.
PHOBO IS THE FEAR OF BODY ODOR AS WE START BEING OUT IN SOCIETY AND AROUND EACH OTHER
AGAIN, I THINK PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE NERVOUS AND WE NEED TO HAVE A WAY TO COMBAT THIS IN A
A NICE, FRESH SMELLING SCENT >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE OLYMPICS
ARE YOU FOCUSED IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW, IS IT ALL OLYMPICS? >> I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT. I'M ACTUALLY OPTIMISTIC THAT WE CAN PULL IT OFF AND MAKE IT
REALLY SAFE. OBVIOUSLY WITH VACCINE ROLLOUT FINAL SORT OF UP AND RUNNING
HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, AND HOPEFULLY AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE OLYMPICS, MORE PEOPLE WILL
BE VACCINATED AND ATHLETES AND COACHES AND, YOU KNOW, TRAVELING PARTIES FOR
INTERNATIONAL ATHLETES AND OLYMPIC ATHLETES WILL BE ABLE TO ALL BE VACCINATED AND BE
ABLE TO DO THIS SAFELY SO THAT'S KIND OF THE GOAL I THINK IT WILL BE A REALLY
COOL WORLD EVENT IF WE CAN ACTUALLY DO IT AND PULL EVERYONE TOGETHER REALLY FOR
THE FIRST TIME SO I'M OPTIMISTIC AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING FORWARD.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T THINK OF A A BETTER PERSON TO REPRESENT AMERICA IN THE OLYMPICS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT OUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYING?
>> I THINK WHEN I PULL ON THE SHIRT, WHEN I REPRESENT, YOU KNOW, THE COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY
IN A WORLD EVENT, I THINK I TRY TO REPRESENT ALL THE THINGS THAT WE REALLY WANT TO BE AND
THAT WE'RE STRIVING TO BE. I THINK A LOT OF TIMES WE TALK ABOUT AMERICA, LAND OF THE
FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE, YOU KNOW, SORT OF A WORLD LEADER BUT OBVIOUSLY OVER THE COURSE
OF 2020 AND INTO 2021 AND, YOU KNOW, JUST ON THE HEELS OF A A HORRIBLE MASS SHOOTING IN
ATLANTA, AGAIN, I HOPE TO REPRESENT AND I HOPE THE TEAM I THINK FEELS THE SAME WAY, TO
REPRESENT THE THINGS THAT WE CAN BE AND THE IDEALS THAT WE HAVE OF EQUALITY AND TREATING
PEOPLE EQUALLY AND HAVING THIS BE THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY SO HOPEFULLY WHEN I PULL ON THE
SHIRT, ESPECIALLY BEING A WOMAN, BEING A GAY ATHLETE, I REPRESENT THAT COMMUNITY, BUT
ALSO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS MARGINALIZED AND KIND OF BEEN PUSHED TO THE SIDE FOR A LONG
TIME, HOPEFULLY WE CAN REPRESENT A MORE INCLUSIVE COUNTRY THAN WE'VE BEEN IN THE
PAST
>> Jimmy: MEGAN RAPINOE, CHECK OUT FULL COVERAGE OF THE TOKYO
OLYMPICS THIS SUMMER ON NBC. THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SHOW, PAL.
BREAK A LEG. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN CATCH OUR NEXT GUEST ON THE SEASON PREMIER OF "UNSUNG" THIS SUNDAY
ON TVONE PERFORMING "HEADRUSH" FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES, HERE IS
MORRIS DAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING. I GOT THAT ONE OF A KIND
* A LITTLE SPECIAL SPECIAL *
* WHEN NIGHTS ARE COL AND YOU'RE LAYING IN YOUR BED ALL ALONE *
* YOU CAN HIT ME UP ON THE PHONE GIR YOU KNOW YOU WANNA *
* 'CAUSE I CAN GET YOU HOTTER THAN A SAUN OH GIRL *
* AND TRUTH BE TOLD I WILL LOVE YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES
OH GIRL AND DO YOU LIK A MAN IS SUPPOSED GIRL * * YOU KNOW I'M ON I
AND THIS GONNA BE ALL RIGH GIRL I PROMISE * * LOVE YOU 'TIL
YOU GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH THE HEADRUSH *
* I KNOW YOU'RE TRYIN TO KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUS GIRL YOU GOT I
JUST GIVE ME THAT BODY * * I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY YOU AND ME
GOT A FUTURE IN THE LAND OF ECSTASY * * SWINGING THROUGH THE JUNGLE
IN THE TREES GIRL YOU LOVE IT * * AND GO REAL CRAZY
WHEN I TOUCH I OH GIR YOU BLOW MY MIND *
* WHEN YOU COME IN HER LOOKING ALL FL YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE FOCUS
OF THE GUYS, GIRL * * YOU KNOW THEY WANT YO WANNA TAKE YOU HOME TO
BUT I GIVE YOU ALL THA YOU CAN HANDLE * * 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH
GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH THE HEADRUSH *
* I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT I
YOU GOT IT * * JUST GIVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT
TIL YOU GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH * * THE HEADRUS
ANYTHING I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING T KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH *
* GIRL YOU GOT IT JUST GIVE ME THAT BODY I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY *
* I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED BABY STRIP STRIP STRIP DO A SPLIT ON TH
LIKE A DRIP DRIP DRIP * * BEND IT OVE HOT WHEELS WITH THE RED ON I
SHOW ME YOU AIN' SCARED OF IT * * SHE WANT HEAT FIR
TEMPERATURE RISING TAKE ME TO HEAVE GIVE ME THAT *
* SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN 93 11 * * GIVE ME THE RUSH GIRL
93 1 GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIRL * * GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIR
ECSTAS COME ONE GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIRL *
* THAT RUSH OOH * * 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH
GOOD GOOD LOVIN' WIT THE HEADRUSH * * I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO
KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT I YOU GOT IT *
* JUST GIVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT 'TIL YOU GET ENOUG
GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH * * THE HEADRUS I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING T
KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT IT * * YOU GOT I
JUST GVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH *
>> OH, LORD. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
MORRIS DAY AND TRINIDAD JAMES. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING OUR "AT HOME"
EDITION. WINNIE, YOU WANT TO GIVE US A LITTLE HIP-HOP TAP
[ TAP DANCING FRANNIE, YOU WANT TO DO A LITTLE TAP DANCE
>> SHE'S NOT WEARING SHOES >> Jimmy: OH, GOTCHA OAKY PERFECT
I WANT TO THANK STATE FARM I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY,
MEGAN RAPINOE, MORRIS DAY AND TRINIDAD JAMES REALLY, ALL OF YOU FOR
WATCHING THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHO WANTS TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE
>> ME! ME [ YELLING
>> Jimmy: OH, CAREFUL. HIT IT YOU'RE GOING FIRST
[ THUD ] [ FOOTSTEPS
>> Jimmy: HIGGINS!
YOU'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME >> Steve: YEAH, SURE HAVE.
SHOW'S BEEN A LITTLE QUIET, YOU KNOW NO AUDIENCE, NO ROOTS, NO YOU.
YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE WITH NBC ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: NO
>> Steve: TROUBLE WITH THE LAW >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, WE WERE ACROSS THE HALL.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME BACK
YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED YOUR TEXT MESSAGES >> Steve: DUDE, I WAS SOCIAL
DISTANCING >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, LOOK NEW YORK CITY'S STARTING TO
OPEN BACK UP THEY'RE LETTING US COME BACK TO OUR HOLD STUDIO.
HAVE AN AUDIENCE AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GO BACK >> Steve: I MISS THE STUDIO.