1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:11,544 HI, THIS IS JIMMY FALLON 2 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,286 BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS A POD SCHOOL IT'S CALLED THE BARN SCHOOL. 3 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,891 IT'S A NEW YORK CURRICULUM SCHOOL AND THEY'RE VERY GOOD STUDENTS, AND THEY'RE VERY, 4 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:29,629 VERY POLITE AND -- THANK YOU, WINNIE I APPRECIATE THAT. 5 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:34,267 AND BEFORE IT WAS A SCHOOL, WE DID A SHOW FROM HERE A YEAR AGO. 6 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:40,407 AND BEFORE IT WAS A SHOW, IT WAS MY HOME. AND SO, WELCOME TO OUR SHOW AND 7 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:45,578 OBVIOUSLY IF WE DID THE SHOW FROM HERE, I COULDN'T DO THE SHOW FROM HERE 8 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:49,115 SO OUR FRIENDS AIRSTREAM GAVE ME A QUIETER STUDIO TO DO THE SHOW FROM. 9 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:53,119 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS THE BIGGEST AIRSTREAM 10 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:57,157 THEY MAKE AND OUR GENIUS SET DESIGNERS TURNED IT INTO KIND OF A PORTABLE STUDIO 11 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:03,329 LET ME SHOW YOU. WELCOME TO OUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME, OUR STUDIO AWAY FROM 12 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:08,101 HOME HOW COOL IS THIS WHAT A GREAT JOB EVERYONE DID 13 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:12,605 WITH LIGHTING AND SOUND, EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. LOOK AT THE TECHNOLOGY 14 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:18,078 THESE ARE 4K CAMERAS BEING CONTROLLED FROM NEW YORK ALEX COLETTI 15 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,815 ALEX, CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> LOUD AND CLEAR, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 16 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:26,219 I MEAN, WE HAVE -- I CAN DO MY MONOLOGUE FROM THIS DESK RIGHT HERE 17 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,823 I'LL BE DOING INTERVIEWS FROM OVER HERE AND TALKING TO MATTHEW AND MEGAN THROUGH ZOOM 18 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,526 AND WE HAVE TURNTABLE, BECAUSE WHY NOT? WHAT THIS -- YOU KNOW WHAT WE 19 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,429 WHAT THIS -- YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE HERE? IT'S OUR THEME SONG. 20 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,168 >> Steve: TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY 21 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:48,141 AND HIS GUESTS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, MEGAN RAPINOE, 22 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:52,512 MUSICAL GUEST MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 23 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:57,717 IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME EDITION. AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY. 24 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,855 >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDED GREAT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 25 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:05,291 GUYS, HE IS HOSTING A BENEFIT CONCERT CALLED "WE'RE TEXAS" THIS SUNDAY ON HIS NEW YOUTUBE 26 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,928 CHANNEL. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS HERE! PLUS, SHE'S A GOLD MEDALIST AND 27 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:13,633 TWO-TIME WORLD CUP CHAMPION. MEGAN RAPINOE IS WITH US AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 28 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:18,405 MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES MORRIS DAY! COME ON. 29 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,240 ALSO, AS PART OF TONIGHT'S SPECIAL SHOW WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH OUR NEIGHBORS AT STATE 30 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,908 FARM TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR FEEDING AMERICA, A GREAT ORGANIZATION -- GREAT, GREAT, 31 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:31,718 GREAT ORGANIZATION DEVOTED TO FEEDING THE HUNGRY STATE FARM HAS ALREADY PROVIDED 32 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:36,890 $1.3 MILLION OF FUNDING TO FEEDING AMERICA THIS PAST YEAR, AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE GOING TO 33 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:42,328 MATCH UP TO $100,000 IN DONATIONS UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW 34 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:48,234 YOU CAN DONATE BY GOING TO "FEEDINGAMERICA.ORG/TONIGHTSHOW. IT WILL HELP FEED A LOT OF 35 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:56,309 PEOPLE, EVERY LITTLE BIT MAKES A DIFFERENCE LOOK AT THESE. 36 00:02:56,309 --> 00:03:01,081 LOOK AT THESE. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR MY MONOLOGUE. 37 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,051 * 38 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,187 >> Jimmy: WELL GUYS, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW: AT HOME EDITION. 39 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:11,424 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M DOING THE SHOW FROM A TRAILER AND I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'M LOVING IT. 40 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:14,527 IT'S FUN TO DO A SHOW WHERE THE ENTIRE SET COULD START ROLLING BACKWARDS DOWN A HILL AT ANY 41 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:20,533 MOMENT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS THIS IS A BIG STORY. 42 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,302 I SAW THAT SEVERAL WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS HAVE BEEN ASKED TO RESIGN FOR AN INTERESTING 43 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,871 RESIGN FOR AN INTERESTING REASON LISTEN TO THIS 44 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:26,373 >> THE WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMED 45 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,609 TODAY THAT FIVE STAFFERS HAVE BEEN ASKED TO RESIGN OVER PAST MARIJUANA USE. 46 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,546 SEVERAL OTHERS ARE WORKING REMOTELY WHILE THEIR STATUS IS UNDER REVIEW 47 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,883 >> Jimmy: THE STAFFERS WEREN'T TOTALLY SHOCKED. THEY'D BEEN PARANOID ABOUT IT 48 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,953 FOR WEEKS. YEAH, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID YOU CAN'T WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE 49 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:46,259 IF YOU'VE SMOKED WEED, THEN PRESIDENTS CLINTON, BUSH, AND OBAMA WERE LIKE, "RIGHT. 50 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:51,831 THAT'S RIGHT." THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN ISN'T MESSING AROUND ANYONE WHO SMOKED HAS BEEN 51 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:56,302 REASSIGNED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO WHITE CASTLE. SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, 52 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,438 EARLIER TODAY, BIDEN HAD A A LITTLE TROUBLE BOARDING AIR FORCE ONE. 53 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,873 A LITTLE TROUBLE BOARDING AIR FORCE ONE. WATCH THIS 54 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,249 [ AIRPLANE ENGINE ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID HE -- LIKE A THIRD 55 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:20,927 RAILING? THAT'S BASICALLY EVERYONE'S MARCH MADNESS BRACKET IN 56 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:26,166 24 HOURS USUALLY AFTER A THIRD TRIP, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "FORGET IT, 57 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:31,137 I'M JUST GONNA SLEEP HERE. WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS WERE LIKE, "UMM, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING 58 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:36,910 WEED?" MEANWHILE, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS LIKE, "I SWEAR, I HAD NOTHING 59 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:42,082 TO DO WITH THAT. BY THE WAY, GREASE THE STEPS ON THE WAY DOWN TOO 60 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:46,820 PUT BANANA PEEL ON LAST STEP." SO IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, THIS WEEK, BIDEN HAS FOUGHT 61 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:53,560 WITH RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA, CHINA, AND NOW, STAIRS WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 62 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,395 A WAX STATUE OF TRUMP HAD TO BE TAKEN DOWN IN SAN ANTONIO BECAUSE VISITORS KEPT PUNCHING 63 00:04:55,395 --> 00:05:06,439 IT CAN WE SEE THE STATUE? YIKES. 64 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,641 WELL, IN HONOR OF IT BEING REMOVED, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT SOME OF THE OTHER WAX 65 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:12,345 AT SOME OF THE OTHER WAX STATUES WE'VE LOST OVER THE YEARS. 66 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,687 THE ANGE 67 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:38,204 FLY AWAY FROM HERE * * MAY YOU FIN SOME COMFORT HERE * 68 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:42,542 >> Jimmy: GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SOME BUSINESS NEWS 69 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,077 I SAW THAT FACEBOOK'S WORKING ON SOMETHING PRETTY INTERESTING. 70 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,345 ON SOMETHING PRETTY INTERESTING. LISTEN TO THIS 71 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:51,084 A VERSION OF INSTAGRAM DESIGNED FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13 72 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,786 THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIANT SAID THE KID FRIENDLY VERSION IS INTENDED TO ALLOW CHILDREN TO 73 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:57,624 USE THE PLATFORM SAFELY. >> Jimmy: IT'LL BE WORTH IT JUST TO SEE A BUNCH OF ARTSY 74 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:02,495 PHOTOS OF YOUR KID'S LUNCHABLES IT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT FOR EVERY 75 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:06,733 PARENT WHO'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT MY KID NEEDS? MORE SCREEN TIME 76 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:11,905 I KEEP SAYING THAT." AND GET THIS THE CDC JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 77 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:18,044 KIDS AT SCHOOL ACTUALLY ONLY NEED THREE FEET OF DISTANCE BETWEEN EACH OTHER 78 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,579 WHEN THE TEACHER SAID, "OKAY CLASS, HOW MANY INCHES ARE IN THREE FEET?" 79 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:27,053 THE KIDS WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T KNOW, WE JUST HAD ZOOM SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE YEAR." 80 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:31,224 SOME SPORTS NEWS MARCH MADNESS IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY 81 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,795 RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE'S NETFLIX IS LIKE, "FINALLY, A SUB I'VE BEEN ON THE COURT FOR A 82 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,065 A YEAR." IN THE FIRST GAME TODAY, FLORIDA DEFEATED VIRGINIA TECH 83 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:46,973 75 TO 70 FINALLY, A REASON FOR COLLEGE KIDS IN FLORIDA TO PARTY 84 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:53,880 I FEEL LIKE ANDY ROONEY, THAT'S WHO I FEEL LIKE. "YOU EVER NOTICE MARCH 85 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,917 WHAT ARE THEY SO MAD ABOUT AT MARCH MADNESS? MEANWHILE, NUMBER 1-SEED 86 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:03,256 GONZAGA IS UNDEFEATED, AND TOMORROW THEY TAKE ON 16-SEED NORFOLK STATE. 87 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:09,029 WHEN THEY SAW THE MATCHUP, NORFOLK WAS LIKE, "WE ARE SO NORFOLKED. 88 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:12,032 AND FINALLY, POLICE IN MICHIGAN POSTED ON FACEBOOK OFFERING A $1,500 REWARD FOR THE RETURN 89 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:18,071 OF A RONALD MCDONALD STATUE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM BEHIND A LOCAL MCDONALD'S 90 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:25,612 THE POLICE GOT A RANSOM NOTE THAT JUST SAID, "BRING BACK THE MCRIB. 91 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,715 WELL GOOD NEWS, IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN RETURNED. AND I THINK WE HAVE A PHOTO OF 92 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:36,823 THE STATUE THAT WAS MY MONOLOGUE, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THANK YOU NOTES. 93 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,727 * >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I WRITE 94 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,129 MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW 95 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,798 DO YOU GUYS MIND >> YEAH. >> WE DO 96 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,634 >> YES, WE DON'T >> Jimmy: WE DON'T - >> WE DO, WE DO. 97 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,870 >> NO, WE DON'T. >> WE DO >> Jimmy: OKAY, CAN I CAN SOME 98 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,806 THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE FRANNY 99 00:07:52,806 --> 00:08:00,647 * OH PERFECT FIRST PICTURE, PLEASE. 100 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:05,118 THANK YOU, OSCAR POOLS, MARCH MADNESS BRACKETS, AND MY TAXES, FOR BEING THE THREE TIMES 101 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:14,027 A YEAR I FILL OUT PAPERWORK SOLELY THROUGH GUESSING. ONE MORE TIME, FRAN. 102 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,864 * THANK YOU, MICHELLE OBAMA, FOR DEBUTING YOUR NEW NETFLIX SHOW, 103 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:22,502 "WAFFLES & MOCHI" THIS WEEK. AND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, FOR MELANIA TRUMP'S NEW NETFLIX 104 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:31,044 SHOW, "WAFFLES & MOCHI." >> I FORGOT ABOUT THE PICTURE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 105 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,947 [ INDISCERNIBLE ] YEAH THAT WAS "WAFFLES & MOCHI." THANK YOU. 106 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,050 GOOD JOB, WINNIE * THANK YOU, FRANNY. 107 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:42,322 TWICE EVEN * THANK YOU, NEW STUDY THAT THREE 108 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:47,127 FEET OF DISTANCE IS ENOUGH TO KEEP STUDENTS SAFE BUT TO BE EXTRA SAFE, ALL FIRST 109 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:52,132 GRADERS ARE STILL ADVISED TO GET A COOTIE SHOT. >> WHAT'S A COOTIE SHOT? 110 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:57,804 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- GO WINNIE 111 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:01,107 GO FRANNY. >> I DID THIS. >> Jimmy: DO ONE MORE, WINNIE. 112 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:04,144 * THANK YOU, THE PRESIDENT'S "HELP IS HERE" TOUR, OR AS MOST 113 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:11,051 PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT, "BIDEN BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." THAT'S A SONG, BASED OFF A 114 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,388 A SONG FRANNY HAVING FUN 115 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:20,694 * THANK YOU -- GO WIN. >> WAIT, WHAT? 116 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,663 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN TAP. THANK YOU, RIBBONS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, BALLOON 117 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:31,504 LEASHES. * LOST -- LOST FRANNY. 118 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:36,076 THANK YOU, NEW HEINZ CONDIMENTS -- GO WINNIE. "HANCH, WASABIOLI, AND 119 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,646 TARCHUP," FOR SOUNDING LIKE THE NAME OF ICELAND'S NUMBER ONE PERSONAL INJURY FIRM -- INJURY 120 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:47,287 LAW FIRM I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE SILENCE. 121 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:55,962 YOU GOOD THANK YOU, POGO STICKS, FOR BEING -- FRANNY STILL HELPING? 122 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:03,103 * TAP, TAP, TAP. THAT SO -- 123 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,972 >> THAT'S VERY FRANNY, YUP >> Jimmy: YUP. THANK YOU POGO STICKS FOR BEING 124 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:13,279 JACKHAMMERS THAT JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN * 125 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,649 GO WINNIE. THANK YOU, PUZZLES, FOR BEING THE SLOWEST WAY POSSIBLE TO 126 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:27,961 DOWNLOAD A PICTURE * [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,898 >> STOP. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HOT CHOCOLATE FANATICS -- GO 128 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:39,172 WINNIE HOT CHOCOLATE FANATICS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, COCOA NUTS 129 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:45,745 * FINAL -- LAST ONE. WINNIE, LAST ONE 130 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,648 THERE YOU GO >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 131 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,750 >> HIT THE BUTTON? >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT. THANK YOU, "SALAD," FOR NOT 132 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:55,255 BEING CALLED "WET LEAVES." THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES 133 00:10:55,255 --> 00:11:00,293 THANK YOU SO MUCH TO MY HELPERS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 134 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:22,816 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: GUYS, SINCE WE'RE 135 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,319 BACK AT HOME, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO DO ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF ASK THE FALLONS 136 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:30,256 THIS WHERE MY WIFE NANCY AND I ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT YOU GUYS SEND IN. 137 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:35,161 IT COULD BE ABOUT US OR KIDS OR LIFE OR ANYTHING HERE'S ANOTHER ASK THE FALLONS 138 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:41,735 * >> OKAY. WELL, WE'RE BACK 139 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:48,975 IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A YEAR >> I THOUGHT I WAS OUT 140 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:53,913 I TOTALLY DID MY CIVIC SHOWBIZ DUTY >> Jimmy: HONEY. 141 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,683 >> AND HERE I AM AGAIN >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS FROM EVERYONE WHO 142 00:11:56,683 --> 00:12:06,159 WATCHES THE SHOW PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THIS BIT THAT WE DID. 143 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,829 IT'S US WALKING AROUND AND TALKING. HERE'S ONE OF THESE. 144 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:13,633 WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST, WHERE AND WHEN DID IT HAPPEN DO YOU WANT TO PLUG YOUR EARS 145 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:18,638 AND I'LL TELL MY VERSION >> OH, YEAH, I WONDER IF OUR VERSION IS THE SAME. 146 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,874 >> Jimmy: WE CAN'T DO THIS ON THE SHOW PLUG YOU'RE EARS AND I'LL SAY 147 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:26,813 IT REAL QUICK. >> LA LA LA LA LA. >> Jimmy: I SAID I LOVE YOU, WE 148 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,415 WERE A PRESS THING FOR FEVER PITCH, HOTEL AT THE TIME, LISTENED TO MUSIC, HARRY 149 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:42,729 NELSON, RANDY NEWMAN I PUT ON "TAXI" WHICH IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. 150 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:48,168 I WATCHED THIS SHOW ABOUT THEIR DREAMS OR SOMETHING, IT WAS JUST GOOD. 151 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,270 WE KISSED, WE WERE IN MY HOTEL ROOM, WE KISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HONESTLY THE 152 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:58,845 BEST KISS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE AND I THINK I SAID I LOVE YOU 153 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,848 AFTER THAT ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY. 154 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:06,619 HONEY, I'M DONE. I'M DONE, HON. >> OKAY. 155 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:11,491 >> Jimmy: WHO SAID - >> WHO SAID I LOVE YOU, HE DID AND WE HAD BEEN HAVING BIG 156 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:18,198 CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER DURING FEVER PITCH. AND, LIKE, TWO AWESOME NERDS, 157 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:27,073 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC AND SAY LIKE GOOD NIGHT AT FOUR 158 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,977 IN THE MORNING, LIKE TOTAL NERD BALLS. >> Jimmy: I'M A PRETTY SMOOTH 159 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:35,982 DUDE >> OKAY. SO WE WRAPPED THE MOVIE, "FEVER 160 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,851 PITCH," AND WE WERE GOING TO LONDON TO SELL IT, AND WE WENT OUT ONE REALLY FUN NIGHT AND, 161 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:52,799 UMM, WE ENDED UP - >> Jimmy: HALLOWEEN, WASN'T IT >> IT WAS LONDON, OUR FIRST 162 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:57,270 KISS OUR FIRST I LOVE YOU WAS IN LONDON 163 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,305 I HAD TO LEAVE THE NEXT DAY, IT WAS THE PRESS JUNKET, I HAD TO LEAVE BUT I THINK YOU ALL WERE 164 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:08,048 GOING SOMEWHERE. THAT NIGHT HE SAID, I LOVE YOU, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 165 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,052 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SAID IT BACK BECAUSE I THINK YOU KNEW THAT I LOVED YOU. 166 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:16,056 SO I THINK THAT THEN - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> MAYBE I DID 167 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,692 I DON'T THINK IT WAS LIKE, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 168 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:24,698 YOU WERE LIKE, I LOVE, AND I FLEW HOME THE NEXT DAY AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT FLIGHT. 169 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:30,103 I HAD TO GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA, AND YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE SMILING EAR TO EAR, IT'S 170 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:40,814 THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY LOVE YOU AND IT'S RECIPROCATED 171 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:45,185 THAT'S MY MEMORY >> Jimmy: I TOLD THE WRONG STORY, I THOUGHT IT WAS FIRST 172 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:55,929 KISS, I CONFUSED THE TWO >> OH, NO, FIRST KISS, BOSTON. WHEN WE LEVITATED? 173 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,132 THAT WAS THE BEST KISS I'VE EVER HAD THAT WAS TWO STORIES 174 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:05,338 AND I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TWO STORIES OUT OF THAT ONE. 175 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,141 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT STORY YOU GOT. BUT THAT WAS THE I LOVE YOU 176 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:14,814 STORY. >> Jimmy: HI, GUYS >> WOW 177 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:19,052 >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR DOING THESE WALKS AND TALKS. 178 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:23,189 I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO'S WATCHING FOR ENJOYING -- >> WE SHOULD REALLY THANK THEM 179 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:28,728 >> Jimmy: YEAH REALLY THIS IS -- IT'S BEEN FUN 180 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:36,536 >> IT HAS BEEN FUN A LITTLE GLIMPSE INTO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 181 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:43,777 LOVE YOU >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> Jimmy: DID YOU THROW IN A 182 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:48,415 A LITTLE YOU'RE WELCOME THERE? THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES EVERY TIME WE KISS. 183 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:55,422 SHE SAYS, YOU'RE WELCOME >> YOU SAID THANK YOU. THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD. 184 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:59,159 OH, MY GOD YOU'RE WELCOME HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 185 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,229 YOU'RE WELCOME >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO DO ANOTHER QUESTION 186 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,165 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO RECIPE FOR A NIGHT IN? 187 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:10,337 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. >> TAKEOUT 188 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:15,141 >> Jimmy: DID NANCY'S FAMILY ACCEPT JIMMY IMMEDIATELY >> NO, NO. 189 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:19,813 OF COURSE. I'M LAUGHING >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO GET TO THE 190 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:25,785 END. IT WAS HONESTLY -- >> WE HAD TO MEET THE PARENTS. 191 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:32,592 >> Jimmy: MY PARENTS CAME TO VISIT NANCY'S PARENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. 192 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:37,330 >> IT WAS THE FIRST MEETING. WHICH OF COURSE WE DECIDED NOT TO DO A DINNER, WHY DON'T WE DO 193 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:43,636 AN ENTIRE WEEKEND TOGETHER BECAUSE WHAT COULD GO WRONG, THERE'S NOT A STORY THAT COULD 194 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,474 GO WRONG >> Jimmy: THE NIGHT BEFORE, MY MOTHER CALLS ME AND SHE GOES, 195 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:53,146 JIMMY, DON'T HANG UP THAT'S THE SIGNAL FOR, YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANGRY AT ONE OF 196 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:58,118 US I SAID, HI, MOM, FIRST OF ALL, HI 197 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,820 DON'T HANG UP. I HEARD YOU. SHE GOES, NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT 198 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:10,797 DADDY'S TOOTH FELL OUT TODAY, OR LAST NIGHT, HIS FRONT TOOTH FELL OUT 199 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,401 I GO, HIS FRONT TOOTH? >> NOT A BACK OR ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: GO TO THE DENTIST, 200 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:19,572 GET A CAP. SHE GOES, THE DENTIST IS ON VACATION 201 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:24,377 I GO, YOU CAN'T COME MEET -- THIS IS NANCY'S FAMILY YOU CAN'T MEET THEM WITH NO 202 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:32,585 TEETH. SHE GOES, IT'S FINE, DADDY JUST WON'T SMILE. 203 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,256 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS A WEEKEND. SHE GOES, I'M HANGING UP, I WAS 204 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,926 THAT MAD SHE SAID, ONE MORE THING, I RUBBED MY EYE IN MY SLEEP LAST 205 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:49,102 NIGHT AND I HAVE A BLOODY EYE. I GO, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME 206 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:54,274 SO HERE, A PIRATE AND A JACK O'LANTERN. MY MOM WOULD BE LAUGHING 207 00:17:54,274 --> 00:18:01,014 >> SHE WOULD BE LAUGHING IT'S THE BEST STORY EVER >> Jimmy: IT WAS PROBABLY 208 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:10,323 APRIL, MARCH IT WAS JUST DONE >> THE ICE WAS OUT BUT IT WAS 209 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,925 VERY COLD. >> Jimmy: MY DAD GOES, I'M GOING TO JUMP IN THE LAKE, TO 210 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:17,797 BE FUNNY ANYWAY, SO WE GO, LET'S GET READY, WE'LL GO OUT TO DINNER. 211 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:23,370 SO WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO OUT FOR DINNER MIND YOU, MY MOM HAD BAD KNEES 212 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,340 >> KIND OF NOT BEND ANKLE EARLY, IN A WAY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HER 213 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:33,813 KNEES OR HER ANKLE, IT WAS VERY INTERESTING, HOW SHE WALKED. ANYWAYS, WE WERE UPSTAIRS, 214 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:39,285 GETTING READY FOR DINNER, AND THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR WHERE WE WERE GETTING READY AND 215 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:50,930 I GO, IT CAN'T BE, IT CAN'T BE MY MOM BECAUSE - >> SHE DIDN'T GET UP THOSE 216 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,166 STAIRS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO WAY WE COME UP THE STAIRS, WE SMELL 217 00:18:53,166 --> 00:19:02,676 SMOKE. SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 218 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:05,311 I GO, WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT'S HAPPENING? SHE GOES, DADDY JUMPED IN THE 219 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:12,519 LAKE WITH ALL HIS MONEY. >> A WAD OF -- >> Jimmy: 20s. 220 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:25,331 $20 BILLS, I THINK IT WAS $500 $500 OF $20 BILLS. AND SO HIS MONEY GOT WET 221 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,834 AND SO HE TRIED TO DRY HIS MONEY. MY DAD PUT $500 IN THE 222 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,838 MICROWAVE. >> IN OUR MICROWAVE. >> Jimmy: AND LIT THE MONEY ON 223 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:41,448 FIRE THIS IS ONE STORY. >> AND THIS IS JUST A REMINDER 224 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:50,156 THE OLD FAMILY -- IT'S NOT VALUABLE, BUT IT IS INVALUABLE TO THE HEARTS. 225 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:55,595 >> Jimmy: I GO DOWN, THERE'S $20 BILLS LAID ALL OVER THE KITCHEN WITH BROWN BURNT SPOTS 226 00:19:55,595 --> 00:20:00,133 I GO, DAD, WHAT -- HE'S LIKE, I DIDN'T REALIZE, I THOUGHT YOU COULD DRAW THE MONEY 227 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:05,805 I GO -- THERE'S METALS IN $20 BILLS, APPARENTLY. >> FYI, DON'T PUT MONEY IN THE 228 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:15,115 MICROWAVE. >> Jimmy: YOU STILL MARRIED ME >> YES, WE WERE MARRIED. 229 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:24,457 OH, I'M SO LUCKY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME >> YOU ARE WELCOME, HONEY. 230 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,060 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE QUESTIONS, GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 231 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:42,042 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNING ACTOR AND 232 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:48,048 A BESTSELLING AUTHOR WHO IS HOSTING A STAR-STUDDED BENEFIT CONCERT CALLED "WE'RE TEXAS. 233 00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:53,753 YOU CAN WATCH IT THIS SUNDAY AT 7:00 P.M. CENTRAL TIME ON HIS BRAND-NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 234 00:20:53,753 --> 00:21:00,060 HERE HE IS, THE ONE, THE ONLY MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR 235 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,496 >> THAT'S MY MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK AND TALKING TO ME 236 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:07,300 ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY, CONGRATS ON THIS BIG DEAL 237 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,702 YOU'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND FOR TEXAS. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE MORE 238 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:17,744 PERFECT THAN YOU TO TALK TO FROM MY AIR STREAM >> YES 239 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,747 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A HUGE FAN OF AIR STREAM, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS 240 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,951 >> I'VE GOT FOUR OF THEM I LIVED IN ONE OF THEM FOR FOUR YEARS ON THE ROAD ALL OVER 241 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,887 NORTH AMERICA. I'VE GOT THREE IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW. 242 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,091 MY AND MY FAMILY SLEPT IN ONE LAST NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO WAY 243 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:35,862 SEE. YOU WENT ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY, RIGHT, IN THESE AIR 244 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,698 STREAMS. >> ALL OVER. THERE'S ONLY ONE STATE I 245 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:43,470 HAVEN'T BEEN TO, NORTH DAKOTA, IN MY AIR STREAM THE RUBBER ON THE TIRES ON MY 246 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:51,244 AIR STREAM HAVE TOUCHED THE GROUND OF ALL THE STATES IN THE UNITED STATES BESIDES NORTH 247 00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,712 DAKOTA >> Jimmy: NORTH DAKOTA'S THE LAST ONE, THE MISSING LINK, THE 248 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,716 LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE >> THAT'S IT >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT, 249 00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:01,287 BUDDY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR 250 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:06,226 BOOK "GREEN LIGHTS." IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME OUT. MAN OH, MAN, DID IT HIT A HOME 251 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,528 RUN. NUMBER ONE, CRUSHER, NUMBER ONE, "NEW YORK TIMES" 252 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:17,137 BESTSELLER, STILL ON THE LIST. >> 20 WEEKS LATER, THE DOGGONE BOOK IS STILL ON THE LIST. 253 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:21,741 I COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT. I PUT IT OUT, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT 254 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,877 I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE WOULD STILL BE WANTING TO TALK ABOUT IT 20 WEEKS LATER BUT I'M GLAD 255 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:27,147 THEY ARE EVERY CONVERSATION WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON ABOUT IT, IT MAY 256 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:28,848 BE ON THE SAME SUBJECT IN THE BOOK BUT IT'S ALWAYS A A PARTICULAR AND AN ORIGINAL 257 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:36,923 CONVERSATION THAT I HAVEN'T HAD BEFORE BECAUSE IT'S PERSONAL TO THEM TOO 258 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:39,793 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ISN'T IT AMAZING? THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS, EVEN 259 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,561 ME TOO, I'M READING IT, I GO, I THINK THAT TOO BUT IT'S A FULL, GIANT BOOK, SO 260 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:50,603 IT'S LIKE, THERE'S THOUSANDS OF FUN STORIES AND THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. 261 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:55,608 IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT, IS THERE A SEQUEL, WOULD YOU EVER WRITE ANOTHER ONE? 262 00:22:55,608 --> 00:23:00,213 >> I DON'T WANT TO RESCRAMBLE THE SOUFFLE, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK. 263 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,315 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH THOSE 36 YEARS OF JOURNALS TO GET THIS BOOK, I ONLY USED 264 00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:07,687 ABOUT 25% OF WHAT WAS IN THE JOURNALS HOPEFULLY I USED THE STUFF THAT 265 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:14,327 WAS ALL KILLER, NO FILLER. WE'LL SEE, MAN I'VE STILL GOT TO GO BACK 266 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,062 THROUGH A LOT OF DIFFERENT WRITINGS AND SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING WORTHY OF SHARING 267 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:23,203 LATER ON, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS 268 00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:29,342 ONE IS THERE'S SPECULATION THAT MAYBE YOU MIGHT ONE DAY RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. 269 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:33,113 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IS THAT RUMOR TRUE OR IS THAT JUST - 270 00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:36,750 >> WELL, IT'S COME UP A LOT LATELY, AND I'M GOING TO SAY TO YOU NOW THE SAME THING I'VE 271 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,418 BEEN SAYING, WHICH IS TRUE, IT'S NOT A DODGE, WHEN I SAY IT'S SOMETHING I'M GIVING 272 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:45,592 CONSIDERATION, ABSOLUTELY, WHAT AN HONORABLE THING TO EVEN BE ABLE TO CONSIDER 273 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:50,096 BUT I'M NO FURTHER THAN THAT RIGHT NOW, SIR >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD 274 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:56,603 GOOD ANSWER. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, IT'S LIKE - 275 00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:02,342 >> IT'S NOT LIKE A POLITICIAN, McCONAUGHEY, GOOD ANSWER >> Jimmy: LIKE "FAMILY FEUD," 276 00:24:02,342 --> 00:24:09,182 GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER SURVEY SAYS, POSSIBILITY THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN, 277 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:12,686 YOUR HONESTY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HOME STATE OF TEXAS, MAN, YOU'VE 278 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:20,660 BEEN THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES RECENTLY HOW IS EVERYBODY, HOW ARE YOU? 279 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:24,497 >> MY FAMILY'S GOOD, WE'RE DOING GOOD WE HAD A COUPLE OF PIPES BREAK, 280 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:29,169 WE HAD TO PULL OUT SOME DRYWALL IN THE HOUSE, LOST POWER JUST GOT OFF HAVING TO BOIL 281 00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:35,775 WATER FOUR DAYS AGO. BUT THE PROBLEM IN TEXAS IS THERE'S TENS OF THOUSANDS THAT 282 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:40,246 AREN'T IN AS GOOD A SHAPE AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW. THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 283 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:44,751 ARE OUT OF HOME. WHEN THE POWER WENT OUT, YOU COULDN'T HEAT. 284 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,253 SO WE'RE SITTING AT ABOUT ZERO DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, WATER IN THE PIPES BURST. 285 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:55,362 THAT WATER DAMAGE JUST FLOODS. PEOPLE ARE OUT OF THEIR HOUSES THE HOUSES AREN'T LIVEABLE, 286 00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:58,465 THEY DON'T HAVE A MATTRESS TO SLEEP ON, THEY CAN'T GET A A MEAL, THEY CAN'T FIND CLEAN 287 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:01,601 WATER. SO YEAH, WE'RE PUTTING ON A RELIEF BENEFIT CONCERT SUNDAY 288 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:09,876 NIGHT AT 7:00. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE PUTTING ON THE, THE RELIEF CONCERT. 289 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:14,114 THIS IS ONLY THE WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT YOU GOT TO GO BIG IN TEXAS, 290 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:18,518 MAN. >> DO YOU SEE THIS LINEUP? AND IT'S ALL TEXAS ARTISTS 291 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:21,688 ALL THE MONEY THAT'S DONATED GOES TO GREAT NONPROFITS ON THE GROUND 292 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,490 BUT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE THAT I GET TO CALL UP THAT IN 30 SECONDS EVERYONE GOES, I'M IN, 293 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:29,429 TELL ME WHAT AND WHEN AND HOW TO DO IT DON HENLEY 294 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,766 GARY CLARK JR. GEORGE STRAIT. KACEY MUSGRAVES. 295 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:37,904 KELLY CLARKSON KHALID CLINT BLACK. 296 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,839 LYLE LOVETT. LEON BRIDGES LUCAS NELSON 297 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,108 LOS LONELY BOYS. MIRANDA LAMBERT. RANDY ROGERS 298 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,611 PARKER McCOLLUM. POST MALONE. AND WILLIE NELSON. 299 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,280 >> Jimmy: WHOA >> GET DOWN. AND THOSE ARE ALL TEXAS 300 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,949 ARTISTS. AND WE'VE GOT PEOPLE LIKE SELENA GOMEZ, JONAS BROTHERS, 301 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,651 WOODY HARRELSON, JENNIFER GARNER, MEGAN THEE STALLION, RENEE ZELLWEGER, POP AND BIFUR 302 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:57,624 APPEARANCES. IT'S HOPEFULLY GOING TO BE REVIVAL. 303 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:03,196 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU NOT EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW? >> I AM EXHAUSTED. 304 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:07,133 I GOT BAGS UNDER MY -- I'M NOT GETTING MUCH SLEEP PUTTING THIS PRODUCTION TOGETHER. 305 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:12,172 I AM THANKFUL I'VE GOT SOME GREAT PEOPLE HELPING ME OUT. WE'RE INSTANT, KNOW WHAT I 306 00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,741 MEAN YOU PUT THESE BENEFITS TOGETHER, IT HAS TO BE A TIMELY 307 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:19,279 FASHION BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO PUT ON A GOOD SHOW WE'RE WORKING OUR TAILS OFF AND 308 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:26,920 I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT AREN'T GETTING ANY SLEEP EITHER SO I CAN'T GRIPE ABOUT IT. 309 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:32,158 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE CAN SEE IT ON YOUR BRAND-NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL CONGRATS ON THAT 310 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,127 I THINK IT'S LIKE THROWING - YOU'RE PUTTING TOGETHER WOODSTOCK, WHICH IS KIND OF 311 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:41,968 AMAZING. EXCEPT THIS IS A BENEFIT WOODSTOCK. 312 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,803 >> IT GOES TO HELP OUT, ALL THE DONATIONS, EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO DONATE ON THE SCREEN, 313 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:51,778 THE DONATE BUTTON WILL BE ON THE SCREEN THE WHOLE NIGHT DURING THE SHOW. 314 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,313 IT'S ALL GOING TO HELP OUT PEOPLE IN NEED WE'RE NOT DIVVYING OUT 315 00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:55,248 LUXURIES WE'RE DIVVYING OUT NECESSITIES TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT. 316 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:56,983 ANOTHER COOL THING IS HELPING A LOT OF THE PEOPLE WHO NEED IT, THEY'RE NOT LOOKING FOR 317 00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:02,255 A HAND OUT, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A HELPING HAND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN 318 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:04,024 AND OUT RIGHT NOW AND THESE DONATIONS WILL HELP THEM STAND UP AND GET THEIR BACK STRAIGHT 319 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:10,263 AGAIN. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, HONESTLY, I WANT TO THANK YOU AND YOUR WIFE 320 00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:15,268 FOR DOING THIS YOU STEPPED UP YET AGAIN IT'S AWESOME 321 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:17,937 EVERY TIME I SEE YOU DO IT, I GO, THIS GUY DOESN'T STOP. YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON, A GREAT 322 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:25,912 ROLE MODEL, GREAT FAMILY IT'S GOING TO BE FUN EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE CHECKING 323 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:28,581 OUT YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL ALL THE BENEFITS GOING TO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS 324 00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:32,619 THIS SUNDAY AT 7:00 P.M. CENTRAL ON YOUTUBE.COM/MATTHEWMcCONAUGHEY 325 00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:36,489 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US, BUDDY. >> YOU ARE WELCOME, JIMMY, 326 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:40,060 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ONCE AGAIN, ANY TIME, SIR THANK Y'ALL. 327 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:59,212 >> Jimmy: MEGAN RAPINOE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 328 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,715 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST DECORATED AMERICAN SOCCER PLAYERS IN HISTORY AND 329 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:07,020 SHE'S HOPING TO WIN HER SECOND GOLD MEDAL THIS SUMMER AT THE TOKYO OLYMPICS 330 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:16,796 PLEASE WELCOME MEGAN RAPINOE >> THE CROWD GOES WILD >> Jimmy: I MEAN, GUYS, YOU GOT 331 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:21,568 TO BE USED TO ALL THOSE -- ACTUALLY YOU HAVE TO BE USED TO THE NONCROWDS TOO. 332 00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:27,173 WHAT WAS IT LIKE, PLAYING WITH A TINY -- WITH A SMALL CROWD >> I MEAN, I HAVE TO ADMIT I 333 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:33,213 DON'T LOVE IT. I LIKE ATTENTION I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 334 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:38,385 SO WE WERE ABLE TO HAVE I THINK IT WAS LIKE 4,000 OUT OF LIKE 25,000 OR SOMETHING. 335 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,788 IT DID MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, THEY CHEERED THEIR HEARTS OUT. BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SOME 336 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:45,658 TIMES WHERE YOU CAN KIND OF HEAR EVERYTHING. I DON'T LIKE IT, I LIKE THE 337 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:48,328 ROAR >> Jimmy: YOU JUST PLAYED YOUR FIRST TOURNAMENT SINCE THE 338 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:52,432 PANDEMIC AND YOU WON. WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE BACK IN 339 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:59,305 THE FIELD? >> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF STRANGE AND A LITTLE BIT OF 340 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:04,844 LIKE, BACK TO NORMAL, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, I'M PREPARED TO DO THIS JOB. 341 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:11,017 >> Jimmy: CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A BEAT, PAL YOU WERE ON FIRE 342 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:14,521 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A A MAGICIAN I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, 343 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:19,793 THE PATH THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT, YOU MADE IN THE FINAL GAME 344 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:28,835 WATCH THIS, EVERYBODY. >> BOOP. >> Jimmy: BOOP, OH, MY GOD 345 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:33,807 ODDLY ENOUGH THIS MOVE IN SOCCER IS CALLED A MEG HOW MUCH OF THIS IS PLANNED AND 346 00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:41,514 HOW MUCH OF THIS IS LUCK >> NORMALLY, HONESTLY, I'M ON THE OTHER END OF THESE MEGS. 347 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:47,520 I THINK BECAUSE OF MY BOW LEGS, IT PROVIDES, YOU KNOW, A PRETTY LUSH AREA. 348 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,357 >> Jimmy: A TARGET AREA? >> A BIG TARGET, UNFORTUNATELY, ALL MY TEAMMATES CAN ATTEST, 349 00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:55,895 IT'S LIKE A RUNNING JOKE I GET MEGGED ALL THE TIME. I THINK I WAS A LITTLE 350 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:59,099 SURPRISED MYSELF, TO BE HONEST >> Jimmy: A TRAILER WAS JUST RELEASED ON INTERNATIONAL 351 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:06,239 WOMEN'S DAY FOR A DOCUMENTARY CALLED "LFG" ABOUT YOUR TEAM'S FIGHT FOR EQUAL PAY. 352 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:13,179 YOU SAID IF THEY WIN, NO ONE WINS, IF WE WIN, EVERYONE WINS >> YEAH, I THINK SPECIFICALLY 353 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,181 SPEAKING TO THIS LAWSUIT, IF WE GO THROUGH THE WHOLE COURT CASE AND IT ENDS UP THAT THEY END UP 354 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:25,158 WINNING, WE'RE STILL IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION. WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP 355 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,060 BUT I THINK JUST IN GENERAL, AND I GUESS MAYBE THIS WOULD BE WHAT I WOULD SAY TO PEOPLE WHO 356 00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:33,667 ARE RESISTANT TO ANY SORT OF EQUALITY, LIKE, WHERE'S THE WORLD GOING? 357 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,570 WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHO LOOKS BAD AND WHO LOOKS GOOD A COUPLE OF YEARS REMOVED 358 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:41,541 FROM THE START OF THE LAWSUIT? OR, YOU KNOW, COLIN KNEELING OR WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE DEALING 359 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:48,148 WITH, FORM OF DISCRIMINATION WE'RE SEEING IT IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT, THE WOMEN'S 360 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:49,816 BASKETBALL, HAD ONE RACK OF WEIGHTS AND THEY PUT A A DISNEYLAND FULL THE WEIGHTS 361 00:30:49,816 --> 00:31:01,361 FOR THE MEN. WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING AND WE KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT. 362 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,863 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF IN THE MOMENT, YOU KNOW, TAKING RESPONSIBILITY AND TAKING 363 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,799 ACCOUNTABILITY AND WORKING TO, YOU KNOW, CREATE A NEW PATH THAT'S FAIR AND EQUITABLE FOR 364 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:13,940 ALL. >> Jimmy: ENOUGH, YEAH FAIR 365 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:17,744 MEGAN, YOU SENT ME A PACKAGE, I WANT TO SAY IT WAS A WEEK, TWO WEEKS AGO. 366 00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:19,713 AND I WAS LIKE, THIS IS SO NICE, I APPRECIATE THIS, GETTING A GIFT FROM -- YOU'RE 367 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:25,652 MY GUEST, I SHOULD BE GETTING YOU THE GIFT THE OPENED UP THE BOX, IT'S THE 368 00:31:25,652 --> 00:31:31,725 FIRST TIME I EVER RECEIVED THIS, YOU GAVE ME SOME DEODORANT. 369 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,828 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR THAT SCHMIDT'S DEODORANT, THAT IS SO 370 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:39,699 THOUGHTFUL WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TOGETHER 371 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:50,110 HOW DID YOU KNOW, AND WHEN - >> I JUST KNOW WE'VE BEEN IN QUARANTINE A LONG TIME, WE'VE 372 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,745 ALL BEEN PUTTING ON A DECENT TOP FOR SHOWS BUT LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE UNDERSHIRT IS WHAT 373 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:56,549 WE'VE BEEN WEARING FOR DAYS AND WEEKS ON END AND, YOU KNOW, WE NEEDED TO 374 00:31:56,549 --> 00:32:03,089 MAKE SURE YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE NEEDED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE GOOD AND SMELLING FRESH. 375 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:09,396 AND WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY KIND OF PHOBO. >> Jimmy: PHOBO? 376 00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:15,702 >> LIKE FOMO, LIKE FOMO'S THE WORST THING EVER, I DEFINITELY HAVE A LOT OF PHOBO -- FOMO. 377 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:20,473 PHOBO IS THE FEAR OF BODY ODOR AS WE START BEING OUT IN SOCIETY AND AROUND EACH OTHER 378 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:27,080 AGAIN, I THINK PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE NERVOUS AND WE NEED TO HAVE A WAY TO COMBAT THIS IN A 379 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:32,185 A NICE, FRESH SMELLING SCENT >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE OLYMPICS 380 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:38,625 ARE YOU FOCUSED IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW, IS IT ALL OLYMPICS? >> I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 381 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,460 TO IT. I'M ACTUALLY OPTIMISTIC THAT WE CAN PULL IT OFF AND MAKE IT 382 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:46,866 REALLY SAFE. OBVIOUSLY WITH VACCINE ROLLOUT FINAL SORT OF UP AND RUNNING 383 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,437 HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, AND HOPEFULLY AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE OLYMPICS, MORE PEOPLE WILL 384 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,005 BE VACCINATED AND ATHLETES AND COACHES AND, YOU KNOW, TRAVELING PARTIES FOR 385 00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:53,740 INTERNATIONAL ATHLETES AND OLYMPIC ATHLETES WILL BE ABLE TO ALL BE VACCINATED AND BE 386 00:32:53,740 --> 00:33:06,186 ABLE TO DO THIS SAFELY SO THAT'S KIND OF THE GOAL I THINK IT WILL BE A REALLY 387 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:09,055 COOL WORLD EVENT IF WE CAN ACTUALLY DO IT AND PULL EVERYONE TOGETHER REALLY FOR 388 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:12,826 THE FIRST TIME SO I'M OPTIMISTIC AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING FORWARD. 389 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:17,697 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T THINK OF A A BETTER PERSON TO REPRESENT AMERICA IN THE OLYMPICS. 390 00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:21,868 WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT OUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE PLAYING? 391 00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:26,806 >> I THINK WHEN I PULL ON THE SHIRT, WHEN I REPRESENT, YOU KNOW, THE COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY 392 00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:33,947 IN A WORLD EVENT, I THINK I TRY TO REPRESENT ALL THE THINGS THAT WE REALLY WANT TO BE AND 393 00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:37,550 THAT WE'RE STRIVING TO BE. I THINK A LOT OF TIMES WE TALK ABOUT AMERICA, LAND OF THE 394 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:43,623 FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE, YOU KNOW, SORT OF A WORLD LEADER BUT OBVIOUSLY OVER THE COURSE 395 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:45,392 OF 2020 AND INTO 2021 AND, YOU KNOW, JUST ON THE HEELS OF A A HORRIBLE MASS SHOOTING IN 396 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,160 ATLANTA, AGAIN, I HOPE TO REPRESENT AND I HOPE THE TEAM I THINK FEELS THE SAME WAY, TO 397 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,928 REPRESENT THE THINGS THAT WE CAN BE AND THE IDEALS THAT WE HAVE OF EQUALITY AND TREATING 398 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:59,105 PEOPLE EQUALLY AND HAVING THIS BE THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY SO HOPEFULLY WHEN I PULL ON THE 399 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,807 SHIRT, ESPECIALLY BEING A WOMAN, BEING A GAY ATHLETE, I REPRESENT THAT COMMUNITY, BUT 400 00:34:00,807 --> 00:34:02,742 ALSO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS MARGINALIZED AND KIND OF BEEN PUSHED TO THE SIDE FOR A LONG 401 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:04,344 TIME, HOPEFULLY WE CAN REPRESENT A MORE INCLUSIVE COUNTRY THAN WE'VE BEEN IN THE 402 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:21,127 REPRESENT A MORE INCLUSIVE COUNTRY THAN WE'VE BEEN IN THE PAST 403 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:25,065 >> Jimmy: MEGAN RAPINOE, CHECK OUT FULL COVERAGE OF THE TOKYO 404 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:28,935 OLYMPICS THIS SUMMER ON NBC. THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SHOW, PAL. 405 00:34:28,935 --> 00:34:32,439 BREAK A LEG. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 406 00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:51,257 WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM MORRIS DAY FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 407 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,327 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN CATCH OUR NEXT GUEST ON THE SEASON PREMIER OF "UNSUNG" THIS SUNDAY 408 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:58,398 ON TVONE PERFORMING "HEADRUSH" FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES, HERE IS 409 00:34:58,398 --> 00:35:01,368 PERFORMING "HEADRUSH" FEATURING TRINIDAD JAMES, HERE IS MORRIS DAY 410 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 411 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:09,309 >> YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING. I GOT THAT ONE OF A KIND 412 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:18,118 * A LITTLE SPECIAL SPECIAL * 413 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:23,423 * WHEN NIGHTS ARE COL AND YOU'RE LAYING IN YOUR BED ALL ALONE * 414 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:30,130 * YOU CAN HIT ME UP ON THE PHONE GIR YOU KNOW YOU WANNA * 415 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:35,068 * 'CAUSE I CAN GET YOU HOTTER THAN A SAUN OH GIRL * 416 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:40,774 * AND TRUTH BE TOLD I WILL LOVE YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES 417 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:47,080 OH GIRL AND DO YOU LIK A MAN IS SUPPOSED GIRL * * YOU KNOW I'M ON I 418 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,118 AND THIS GONNA BE ALL RIGH GIRL I PROMISE * * LOVE YOU 'TIL 419 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:58,091 YOU GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH THE HEADRUSH * 420 00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:03,730 * I KNOW YOU'RE TRYIN TO KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUS GIRL YOU GOT I 421 00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:10,437 JUST GIVE ME THAT BODY * * I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY YOU AND ME 422 00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:15,608 GOT A FUTURE IN THE LAND OF ECSTASY * * SWINGING THROUGH THE JUNGLE 423 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:22,449 IN THE TREES GIRL YOU LOVE IT * * AND GO REAL CRAZY 424 00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:26,953 WHEN I TOUCH I OH GIR YOU BLOW MY MIND * 425 00:36:26,953 --> 00:36:32,292 * WHEN YOU COME IN HER LOOKING ALL FL YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE FOCUS 426 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:39,099 OF THE GUYS, GIRL * * YOU KNOW THEY WANT YO WANNA TAKE YOU HOME TO 427 00:36:39,099 --> 00:36:43,069 BUT I GIVE YOU ALL THA YOU CAN HANDLE * * 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH 428 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:47,774 GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH THE HEADRUSH * 429 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:52,946 * I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT I 430 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:57,884 YOU GOT IT * * JUST GIVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT 431 00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:04,824 TIL YOU GET ENOUGH GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH * * THE HEADRUS 432 00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:08,228 ANYTHING I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING T KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH * 433 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:15,235 * GIRL YOU GOT IT JUST GIVE ME THAT BODY I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY * 434 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,038 * I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED BABY STRIP STRIP STRIP DO A SPLIT ON TH 435 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:21,241 LIKE A DRIP DRIP DRIP * * BEND IT OVE HOT WHEELS WITH THE RED ON I 436 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:24,444 SHOW ME YOU AIN' SCARED OF IT * * SHE WANT HEAT FIR 437 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:27,781 TEMPERATURE RISING TAKE ME TO HEAVE GIVE ME THAT * 438 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:32,952 * SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN 93 11 * * GIVE ME THE RUSH GIRL 439 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:37,290 93 1 GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIRL * * GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIR 440 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:42,629 ECSTAS COME ONE GIVE ME THAT RUSH GIRL * 441 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:50,737 * THAT RUSH OOH * * 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH 442 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:55,642 GOOD GOOD LOVIN' WIT THE HEADRUSH * * I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO 443 00:37:55,642 --> 00:38:00,647 KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT I YOU GOT IT * 444 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:07,120 * JUST GIVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT 'TIL YOU GET ENOUG 445 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:12,659 GOOD GOOD LOVIN WITH * * THE HEADRUS I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING T 446 00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:17,464 KEEP IT ON THE HUSH HUSH GIRL YOU GOT IT * * YOU GOT I 447 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:23,903 JUST GVE ME THAT BOD I SEE YOU FEELING NAUGHT 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH * 448 00:38:23,903 --> 00:38:27,240 >> OH, LORD. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 449 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:31,177 MORRIS DAY AND TRINIDAD JAMES. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 450 00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:46,793 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING OUR "AT HOME" 451 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:51,131 EDITION. WINNIE, YOU WANT TO GIVE US A LITTLE HIP-HOP TAP 452 00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:57,971 [ TAP DANCING FRANNIE, YOU WANT TO DO A LITTLE TAP DANCE 453 00:38:57,971 --> 00:39:01,341 >> SHE'S NOT WEARING SHOES >> Jimmy: OH, GOTCHA OAKY PERFECT 454 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:04,277 I WANT TO THANK STATE FARM I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, 455 00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:07,614 MEGAN RAPINOE, MORRIS DAY AND TRINIDAD JAMES REALLY, ALL OF YOU FOR 456 00:39:07,614 --> 00:39:10,850 WATCHING THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHO WANTS TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE 457 00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:14,487 >> ME! ME [ YELLING 458 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:23,863 >> Jimmy: OH, CAREFUL. HIT IT YOU'RE GOING FIRST 459 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:49,756 YOU'RE GOING FIRST [ THUD ] [ FOOTSTEPS 460 00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:16,850 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS! 461 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,119 YOU'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME >> Steve: YEAH, SURE HAVE. 462 00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:22,188 SHOW'S BEEN A LITTLE QUIET, YOU KNOW NO AUDIENCE, NO ROOTS, NO YOU. 463 00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:26,826 YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE WITH NBC ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: NO 464 00:40:26,826 --> 00:40:30,330 >> Steve: TROUBLE WITH THE LAW >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, WE WERE ACROSS THE HALL. 465 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:32,832 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME BACK 466 00:40:32,832 --> 00:40:35,235 YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED YOUR TEXT MESSAGES >> Steve: DUDE, I WAS SOCIAL 467 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:37,303 DISTANCING >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS. 468 00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:39,572 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, LOOK NEW YORK CITY'S STARTING TO 469 00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:43,176 OPEN BACK UP THEY'RE LETTING US COME BACK TO OUR HOLD STUDIO. 470 00:40:43,176 --> 00:40:50,583 HAVE AN AUDIENCE AGAIN IT'S TIME TO GO BACK >> Steve: I MISS THE STUDIO.