1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:10,010 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:18,184 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:22,989 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, 4 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:28,028 ANDY COHEN MUSICAL GUEST AARON FRAZER AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:32,499 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: WE BACK! >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:37,937 >> Questlove: WE BACK! >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:53,620 * * 8 00:00:53,620 --> 00:01:03,930 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW! 9 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:07,400 IS IT REAL OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:13,073 IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE 11 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:17,444 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 12 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:21,081 EVERYBODY TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU GUYS, WE ARE - 13 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:28,321 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE FINALLY BACK HOME IN STUDIO 6B. 14 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:33,560 IT IS SO GOOD -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL SET. 15 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,529 AND THIS CROWD RIGHT HERE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS 16 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:44,104 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND ALSO THE FAMILY OF RACCOONS THAT NOW LIVES IN MY DESK WHICH 17 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:48,341 IS - [ LAUGHTER ] PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE 18 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:52,379 TO SOAK UP THIS AUDIENCE I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO DO A SHOW FOR 58 PEOPLE IN MY 19 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,781 ENTIRE LIFE. THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:54,781 --> 00:02:03,056 THIS IS WHAT -- THIS IS -- THIS IS -- SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY, AFTER - 21 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:11,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AFTER LAST YEAR, THIS IS LIKE PERFORMING AT A SOLD-OUT 22 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:15,769 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. IT REALLY FEELS THAT WAY IT REALLY DOES 23 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,971 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A YEAR, WE HAVE AN 24 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,474 ACTUAL CROWD SO NOW IF YOU HEAR TOTAL SILENCE AFTER A JOKE, THAT'S 25 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:25,745 JUST BECAUSE IT WASN'T GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, ALL WEEK, OUR AUDIENCE 26 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:29,983 WILL INCLUDE FIRST RESPONDERS AND HEALTHCARE WORKERS >> Steve: WHOA 27 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:39,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE HERE IS FULLY MASKED, FULLY VACCINATED 28 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,462 AND FULLY SKIPPING WORK, BY THE WAY. >> Steve: HMM. 29 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,398 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YOU DESERVE IT 30 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,467 OF COURSE, I JUST WANNA THANK ALL OF YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY IN 31 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:54,574 THE PAST YEAR. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ APPLAUSE ] 32 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:58,545 ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, LET'S START THE SHOW WITH SOME FUN NEWS. MARCH MADNESS IS IN FULL SWING 33 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:03,450 AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE SWEET 16 AND ALREADY, THERE ARE ZERO PERFECT BRACKETS LEFT. 34 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,486 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR STRATEGY OF FIVE MINUTES OF 35 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:10,657 RESEARCH AND BLIND GUESSING DIDN'T WORK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,059 THOSE ARE ONE OF THE JOKES THAT DIDN'T WORK GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,462 YOU'LL BE HEARING THEM THROUGHOUT THE EVENING >> Steve: IT'S REAL, MAN 38 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:19,065 IT'S REAL. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS WAS NUMBER EIGHT 39 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:24,471 LOYOLA-CHICAGO KNOCKING OFF NUMBER ONE ILLINOIS. AND NO ONE'S HAPPIER ABOUT IT 40 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:30,643 THAN 101-YEAR-OLD NUN AND TEAM CHAPLAIN, SISTER JEAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:35,482 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WAS PSYCHED. AFTER THE GAME, SISTER JEAN WAS 42 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:38,685 AMPED UP IN THE LOCKER ROOM, SHE WAS SPRAYING HOLY WATER LIKE IT WAS 43 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,154 CHAMPAGNE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND DURING THE BROADCAST, THEY 44 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:45,291 TALKED ABOUT SISTER JEAN'S PREGAME PRAYER THAT SHE DELIVERED TO THE TEAM. 45 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,260 DELIVERED TO THE TEAM. IT'S AMAZING LISTEN TO THIS 46 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,095 >> HERE'S WHAT SHE TOLD THEM 47 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:51,598 "AS WE PLAY THE FIGHTING ILLINI, WE ASK FOR SPECIAL HELP TO OVERCOME THIS TEAM AND GET 48 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:56,236 A GREAT WIN. WE HOPE TO SCORE EARLY AND MAKE OUR OPPONENTS NERVOUS. 49 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:01,141 WE HAVE GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO CONVERT REBOUNDS AS THIS TEAM MAKES ABOUT 50% OF LAYUPS AND 50 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:06,946 30% OF ITS THREE-POINTERS. OUR DEFENSE CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT." 51 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:09,049 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. 52 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,117 RIGHT NOW, CHARLES BARKLEY IS LIKE, "SHE'S BETTER AT ANALYZING COLLEGE BASKETBALL 53 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:14,921 THAN I AM! [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU THINK THAT'S SHOCKING, 54 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:19,726 NEXT SEASON, SISTER JEAN IS BEING ADDED TO THE CAST OF "BASKETBALL WIVES. 55 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:23,229 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE TOURNAMENT'S TRUE "CINDERELLA" IS ORAL 56 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:27,400 ROBERTS UNIVERSITY THEY BEAT OHIO STATE AND FLORIDA, BECOMING JUST THE 57 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:33,173 SECOND 15 SEED IN HISTORY TO MAKE THE SWEET 16. ORAL ROBERTS FANS WERE LIKE, 58 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:37,777 "MAYBE NOW PEOPLE WILL STOP THINKING WE'RE A TOOTHPASTE. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,281 ACTUALLY, "ORAL ROBERTS" SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SAY AROUND SISTER JEAN 60 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:46,119 >> Steve: OOOH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AFTER ORAL ROBERTS 61 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,589 PULLED OFF THEIR SECOND HUGE UPSET, THE STUDENTS BACK ON CAMPUS IN TULSA WERE PRETTY 62 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,392 CAMPUS IN TULSA WERE PRETTY EXCITED. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 63 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,695 >> SOAK IT IN. 64 00:04:55,695 --> 00:05:00,500 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: EVEN SPRING BREAKERS IN FLORIDA WERE LIKE, 65 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:05,872 "EVERYONE'S PRETTY CLOSE [ LAUGHTER ] JUST SAYING. 66 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:09,376 YEAH, NOT ONLY IS IT MARCH MADNESS, IT'S ALSO SPRING BREAK SEASON 67 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,112 BUT OVER THE WEEKEND, MIAMI DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY AND MANDATED A CURFEW DUE TO 68 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:16,583 COVID CONCERNS YOU KNOW THINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL WHEN FLORIDA IS WORRIED 69 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:23,256 ABOUT COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] COLLEGE KIDS WERE LIKE, "IT'S 70 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:27,627 A SHAME, 'CAUSE I FLEW TO MIAMI DURING A PANDEMIC TO PARTY VERY RESPONSIBLY. 71 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:32,065 [ LAUGHTER ] YUP, NOW THERE'S A CURFEW FROM 8:00PM TO 6:00AM SO SPRING 72 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:38,071 BREAKERS WILL HAVE TO RETURN TO THEIR MOTEL ROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,974 THE BEST WAY TO GUARD AGAINST COVID IS FORCING DRUNKS INTO SMALL, CONFINED SPACES 74 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,577 THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS HEARD. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS HERE. 75 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,646 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE, I SAW THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS CREATING HIS 76 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:52,886 OWN SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM. IF IT GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN, IT'LL BE THE FIRST THING HE'LL 77 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:58,792 HELP GO VIRAL SINCE THE CORONAVIRUS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 78 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:05,565 [ APPLAUSE ] BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE TRUMP SOCIAL MEDIA 79 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,901 PLATFORM THE SITE WILL AUTOMATICALLY FLAG ANY STATEMENTS THAT TURN 80 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:13,306 OUT TO BE FACTUAL. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, 81 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,942 LAST WEEK, JOE BIDEN JOINED TUMBLR ON THE STAIRS OF AIR FORCE ONE. 82 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,911 FORCE ONE. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:19,879 >> Jimmy: OOP. 84 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,182 THERE HE GO. OH BOY >> Steve: HEY. 85 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,817 >> Jimmy: WHOA >> Steve: OOH. * 86 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:26,319 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, JUST LAY THERE. 87 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:30,790 JUST TAKE -- I'M TAKING MY ZOOM MEETINGS FROM HERE [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,728 SPEAKING OF TRUMP, I JUST SAW AN UPDATE ON WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS OLD PRIVATE PLANE 89 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,929 AN UPDATE ON WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS OLD PRIVATE PLANE WATCH THIS 90 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,432 >> IT WAS THE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL, DONALD TRUMP'S 91 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,737 BOEING 757 TODAY HOWEVER, THE MASSIVE JET SITS ABANDONED AT AN UPSTATE 92 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:49,275 NEW YORK AIRPORT ONE ENGINE, MOSTLY MISSING ONE WRAPPED, IDOL, IN APPARENT 93 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:54,547 DISREPAIR. ACCORDING TO RECORDS, IT HASN'T BEEN FLOWN IN MONTHS 94 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,917 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE ENGINE WRAPPED, THE OTHER'S MISSING OR AS UNITED PUT IT, "WE'LL 95 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,087 TAKE IT! [ LAUGHTER ] GET THAT BABY IN THE SKY!" 96 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,457 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT KRISPY KREME IS 97 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:10,797 GIVING FREE GLAZED DONUTS TO CUSTOMERS WHO GET VACCINATED [ AUDIENCE OOHS 98 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:15,235 I'D LIKE TO MEET THE ONE PERSON WHO'S LIKE, "I WASN'T GONNA GET THE VACCINE, BUT - 99 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:21,408 [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD ABOUT THAT FREE DONUT! [ APPLAUSE ] 100 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:25,445 YOU PICK THE ARM I DON'T CARE I HOLD A DONUT WITH THIS ARM 101 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,848 SO YOU GOTTA GET ME -- [ LAUGHTER ] SO IF OBESITY WASN'T YOUR 102 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:34,120 PRE-EXISTING CONDITION BEFORE - [ LAUGHTER ] 103 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,290 IT'S ABOUT TO BE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HEARD ABOUT A WINERY IN 104 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,659 CALIFORNIA THAT'S OFFERING A A PRETTY SWEET JOB LISTEN TO THIS 105 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:44,631 >> THE MURPHY-GOODE WINERY IN SONOMA, CALIFORNIA IS OFFERING $10,000 A MONTH TO 106 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:52,072 WORK AND LIVE THERE RENT FREE. THE COMPANY IS LOOKING SOMEONE WHO, QUOTE, "TAKES LIFE ONE SIP 107 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:57,177 AT A TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN THEY HEARD, 108 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,311 >> Jimmy: WHEN THEY HEARD, EVERY PARENT TRYING TO TEACH THEIR KIDS ON ZOOM WAS LIKE -- 109 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,082 [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,683 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT A MAN IN CALIFORNIA IS BEING 111 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:09,856 INVESTIGATED FOR USING A DRONE TO DELIVER METH. [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:15,095 POLICE GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY SAW THE MAN 200 FEET IN THE AIR, HANGING ONTO THE DRONE. 113 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:19,699 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A UNITED FLIGHT FROM NEWARK TO MIAMI WAS 114 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:24,604 DIVERTED AFTER ONE MAN BIT ANOTHER PASSENGER'S EAR. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 115 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,907 WHEN UNITED HEARD, THEY IMMEDIATELY CHARGED HIM $8 FOR AN IN-FLIGHT SNACK 116 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,844 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS! 117 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,679 I MISSED YOU GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS COME ON! 118 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:49,095 * * >> Steve: OH 119 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. >> Jimmy: WOW. 120 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:55,669 WOW! IT IS MONDAY HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE 121 00:08:55,669 --> 00:09:00,240 WEEKEND. THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME BACK IN STUDIO 6B IN OVER A YEAR 122 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,843 SO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:07,914 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ROOTS. >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT FEELS SO GOOD TO 124 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,518 BE BACK. I CAN'T TELL YOU GUYS. I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT. 125 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,888 IT REALLY -- REALLY, I DON'T WANT TO GET EMOTIONAL. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT BUT -- 126 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,524 >> Steve: DON'T CRY. >> Jimmy: I JUST -- REALLY, I'M SO GRATEFUL TO YOU GUYS. 127 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,592 AND THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE HERE. APPRECIATE IT. >> Steve: AWW. 128 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:26,266 >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OVER A YEAR AGO, WE DID THE 129 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:30,870 SHOW FROM MY HOME. WE DID THE SHOW FROM STUDIO 6A ACROSS THE HALL. 130 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:36,042 SO THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO WATCHED US AND KEPT US ON THE AIR AND RELEVANT FOR THE PAST 131 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,713 YEAR WE'RE PSYCHED TO GET TO DO THIS 132 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,649 AND HIGGINS, I MISSED YOU. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Steve: I MISSED YOU 133 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:46,052 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FEELS FANTASTIC. 134 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,788 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: IT FEELS -- IT FEELS ODDLY NORMAL 135 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,191 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: IT FEELS LIKE -- YEAH, THIS IS WAY IS SUPPOSE TO 136 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,826 BE RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT FEELS -- IT 137 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:56,096 FEELS GREAT TO TALK TO YOU THOUGH, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN -- YOU'VE BEEN ANNOUNCING 138 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,531 AND EVERYTHING >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT WE HAD A SUCH 139 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:03,536 SMALL SPACE, WE COULDN'T FIT EVERYBODY. AND ALL THE ROOTS HERE 140 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,039 >> Steve: ALL THE ROOTS ARE HERE >> Jimmy: TARIQ WAS IT - 141 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:11,177 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YUP. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE? 142 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,279 TARIQ, WHAT DO THINK >> Tariq: I MEAN, YEAH I MISS YOU A LITTLE BIT 143 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,449 ALREADY. I WAS CLOSER FOR - >> Steve: AWW. 144 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,486 >> Tariq: SINCE JULY AND NOW I'M BACK, YOU KNOW, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON 145 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,455 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 146 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,725 YEAH, I KNOW WE WILL HAVE TO LIKE -- SOMEDAYS MAYBE HIGGINS YOU GO OVER WITH THE ROOTS 147 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:29,462 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL DO THE RAPPING. 148 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,531 >> Questlove: TRADE? OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 149 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,367 THAT WOULD JUST BE A DISASTER. QUEST, HOW YOU FEELING >> Questlove: I FEEL GOOD, MAN 150 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,870 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Questlove: ODDLY NORMAL >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- I'M 151 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:40,507 EXCITED. I'M HAPPY THAT WE HAVE A SHOW. I'M HAPPY WE HAVE GUESTS 152 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,709 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HER FROM HER 153 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:46,713 EMMY-NOMINATED ROLE ON "BLACK-ISH." TRACEE ELLIE ROSS IS HERE! 154 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:52,519 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, JOINING US 155 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:59,726 IN-STUDIO, HE HOSTS AND PRODUCES THE NEW LIMITED SERIES "FOR REAL: THE STORY OF REALITY 156 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:04,097 TV" ON E! WHICH I CANNOT WAIT FOR. ANDY COHEN IS HERE TONIGHT 157 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:07,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: MY FAVORITES 158 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,570 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM AARON FRAZER, EVERYBODY 159 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:17,777 >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, A LOT IS 160 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,280 HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW. AND SOMETIMES, I FIND THE BEST 161 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,083 WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH MUSIC. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 162 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,417 MUSIC. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO. 163 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,386 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 164 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:30,223 * NEWS RADI NEWS RADIO NEWS RADIO 165 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,094 HEY * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN TRAVELING ALL 166 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,897 OVER THE COUNTRY ON HIS "HELP IS HERE" TOUR. IT SEEMED LIKE ONE DAY HE 167 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:42,802 WAS -- * IN WEST PHILADELPHIA * >> Jimmy: AND THE NEXT DAY HE 168 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,840 WAS IN - * EAST ATLANTA NA NA NA * >> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, HE 169 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,242 TRIPPED WALKING UP THE STAIRS TO AIR FORCE ONE HE WAS LIKE -- 170 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,847 * I GET KNOCKED DOW BUT I GET UP AGAIN * >> Jimmy: BUT THEN HE FELL DOWN 171 00:11:53,847 --> 00:12:00,286 TWO MORE TIMES, LIKE - * OOPS I DID IT AGAIN * >> Jimmy: BUT HE'S OKAY. 172 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:04,124 HE DUSTED HIMSELF OFF AND WAS IMMEDIATELY -- * ON THE ROAD AGAIN * 173 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:09,362 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING OF TRAVEL, IT IS SPRING BREAK 174 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,532 BUT MIAMI BEACH JUST DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER COVID CONCERNS 175 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:18,438 AT FIRST, THE CITY WAS LIKE -- * WELCOME TO MY HOUSE * >> Jimmy: BUT NOW IT'S TURNING 176 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:23,610 PEOPLE BACK LIKE - * STAY AWAY FROM ME * >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE AREN'T 177 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,645 LISTENING. THEY JUST KEEP PARTYING ON THE BEACH LIKE - 178 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:30,250 * I DON'T CAR I LOVE IT * >> Jimmy: SO THE MAYOR IS 179 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,652 DESPERATE. HE TRIED ENFORCING A CURFEW LIKE - 180 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:36,956 * CLOSING TIME * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT EVERYONE LAUGHED 181 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,759 IT OFF THEY WERE JUST LIKE -- * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT * 182 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IN OTHER NEWS, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 183 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:48,968 PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL LAUNCH HIS OWN SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM. WHEN PEOPLE WERE ASKED IF THEY 184 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:53,106 THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, EVERYONE SAID -- * NO NO NO * 185 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,344 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MARCH MADNESS HAS STARTED, AND THE NUMBER ONE 186 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:01,181 SEED, ILLINOIS, WAS ALREADY KNOCKED OUT. THEY WALKED INTO THE TOURNAMENT 187 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,218 LIKE - * ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT * 188 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,620 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN LOYOLA-CHICAGO BEAT THEM, SO ILLINOIS WAS LIKE -- 189 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:12,125 * I'M A LOSER BABY * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, EVERYONE'S 190 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,262 BRACKET WAS LIKE - * I'M BUSTED * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 191 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,232 THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO. STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE -- 192 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:25,138 * TONIGHT * "SHOW. COME ON BACK 193 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:45,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 194 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:52,332 EVERYONE YOU SOUND SO GOOD. GUYS, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY 195 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,168 GOODBYE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO. AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I'D 196 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,772 LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT! 197 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:04,444 * GO ON, GI GO ON, GIT GO ON, GO ON 198 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:15,722 GO ON, GIT * * [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:21,494 >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT THE WORD BOLOGNA THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH 200 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:31,671 THAT "A" AT THE END OF YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY BUT YOU JUST AIN'T 201 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,973 FANCY ENOUGH FOR TWO SOLID LETTERS. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING 202 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,975 BALONEY, YOU ARE A LOAD OF BALONEY. YOUR NAME SHOULD BE SPELLED 203 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:42,282 B-O-L-O-N-E-Y WITH THE "Y" WRITTEN IN CRAYON AND BACKWARDS. 204 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,584 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW GIVE ME FOUR SLICES ON WHITE BREAD WITH MUSTARD 205 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:58,798 AND GO ON, GIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 206 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:02,035 GO ON, GIT, WEBSITES ASKING ME TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR NEWSLETTER BEFORE I EVEN READ 207 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,905 THE ARTICLE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL MAKE THAT CALL AFTER I 208 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,409 READ THE ARTICLE THAT YOU BLOCKED A GIANT POP UP IN THE MEANWHILE, YOU'RE 209 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:16,950 GETTING A FAKE EMAIL GO ON GIT AT GO ON.GIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 210 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:28,061 [ LAUGHTER ] GO ON GIT, VACCINATION SELFIES [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,398 OH, YEAH, I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD ASTHMA WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 212 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,734 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK, I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD GET THE SHOT 213 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,672 BUT JUST DON'T RUB IT IN THAT'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A SELFISH PRICK 214 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,540 GIT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 215 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:45,779 HEY! >> Jimmy: I GOT NASTY! I GOT NASTY ON YOU 216 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:55,188 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] GO ON GIT, PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE 217 00:15:55,188 --> 00:16:00,026 TALKING WHILE THEY'RE YAWNING. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, I JUST GOT TO GUESS WHAT 218 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:04,597 YOU'RE SAYING AS YOU'RE INHALING YOUR WORDS? YAWN ON YOUR OWN TIME. 219 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:08,034 [ YAWNING GO ON, GIT, BEFORE -- BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME 220 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:17,711 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO ON, GIT, WEDDING SAVE THE DATE CARDS 221 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:21,314 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JUST HAND OUT THE INVITATION JUST MAKE THAT THE INVITATION. 222 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,049 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. I KNOW THE DATE, TIME, AND 223 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,051 LOCATION AND I KNOW I'M INVITED, UNLESS YOU'RE GOING SEND ME A SAVE THE DATE AND 224 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:31,057 THEN NOT INVITE ME WHICH WOULD BE REAL WEIRD. SO JUST LET ME KNOW WHERE 225 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:36,496 YOU'RE REGISTERED SO I CAN GET YOU A BIG OLD BOX OF GIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 226 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,565 HARD TO SEE THEM GO, BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM 227 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,434 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 228 00:16:41,434 --> 00:17:11,064 * A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS ON THE ABC SERIES 229 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:15,535 "BLACK-ISH" WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. SHE ALSO NARRATES THE NEW 230 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:21,441 ANIMATED SPECIAL, "THE RUNAWAY BUNNY," WHICH PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. 231 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:29,883 PLEASE WELCOME TRACEE ELLIS ROSS! >> WOW 232 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:36,756 I'M SO JEALOUS I'M SO JEALOUS THAT YOU'RE IN THE STUDIO 233 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,825 >> Jimmy: THIS FEELS GREAT HERE IT'S A PARTY, RIGHT? 234 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:45,165 AM I RIGHT >> I SHOULD HAVE WALKED OUT. I SHOULD HAVE WALKED OUT 235 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,133 >> Jimmy: JUST CROPPED INTO THE SCREEN >> EXACTLY 236 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:53,840 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT, FANTASTIC! TRACEE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 237 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:59,913 BEING ON OUR SHOW. BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY, WE MET BEFORE 238 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,016 DO YOU REMEMBER? >> YES IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, JIMMY, 239 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:07,253 AND I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THIS CORRECTLY, BUT I HAVE A A TERRIBLE MEMORY. 240 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,022 A VAGUE MEMORY OF YOU, PATTI LABELLE, SHOULD I SAY PATTI LABELLE FIRST, AND YOU, 241 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:19,332 SOMEWHERE REALLY HOT AND WE HOSTED, I THINK, SOMETHING TOGETHER 242 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:24,304 AND I JUST REMEMBER IT BEING SO HOT THAT I PUT TOO MUCH MAKE-UP ON MY FACE 243 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,241 I'M NOT JOKING I KEPT POWDERING THOSE ARE THE THINGS I 244 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,543 REMEMBER NOW THAT I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD, IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A 245 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,813 A DREAM. >> Jimmy: IT WAS A SALUTE, AN ALL-STAR SALUTE TO 246 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:41,054 PATTI LABELLE. AND IT WAS IN THE BAHAMAS. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND I'LL 247 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:46,259 NEVER FORGET IT AND I WAS THERE. I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS SUPPOSED 248 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:50,964 TO BE HOSTING. I THINK I JUST WAS IN THE AUDIENCE 249 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,067 I WAS A FAN OF PATTI LABELLE >> SO I WAS HOSTING. >> Jimmy: YES. 250 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,437 AND THEN WE SANG A DUET OR GRABBED THE MIC FROM YOU AND STARTED DOING A BIT TOGETHER 251 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:02,509 AND IT WAS SO FUN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? I THINK, DO WE HAVE A PICTURE 252 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:09,082 OF IT? >> YOU HAVE A PICTURE? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 253 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:13,653 >> OH, MY GOD, NO, I'M DEAD. LOOK AT MY FACE. LOOK AT MY MAKE-UP 254 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,321 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> OH, MY -- I NEVER WANT TO 255 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:25,231 SEE THAT AGAIN >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 256 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:29,169 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? >> MY SKIN AND MY FACE ARE TWO DIFFERENT COLORS 257 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:35,241 MY BODY. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS I'M WEARING LIKE A TINY TIE. 258 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:41,047 I DON'T KNOW WITH A LITTLE TIE I HAD ON I WAS WEARING LIKE A CHILD'S 259 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,949 TIE. BUT I REMEMBER MICHAEL McDONALD CAME OUT AND THEY SANG EITHER 260 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:50,957 "ON MY OWN," BUT THEN HE CAME OUT AND SANG, "I KEEP FORGETTING." 261 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:55,595 I WAS LIKE, I LOVE THAT. AND THEN YOU WERE NEXT TO ME AND I GOT UP AND I SAID, I LOVE 262 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,731 HOW THAT SONG, MICHAEL McDONALD DOESN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER THE LYRICS 263 00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:03,103 >> HE TOOK MIC I'M REMEMBERING. >> Jimmy: THE BAND WAS STILL 264 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,739 OUT THERE. I SAID, CAN YOU PLAY, "I KEEP FORGETTING?" 265 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:14,814 THEN I WAS LIKE -- * I KEEP FORGETTING BAB I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN 266 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:21,454 * I KEEP FORGETTING * >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WISH I WAS WITH YOU RIGHT 267 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,656 NOW. WE COULD HAVE JUST GONE INTO IT 268 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:28,228 >> Jimmy: IT WAS GREAT I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR SUCCESS. 269 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:32,165 AND CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUDDY. I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR YOU 270 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:36,102 AND THANKS FOR COMING ON OBVIOUSLY SUCCESS WITH "BLACK-ISH." 271 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:41,374 BUT NOW YOU'RE THE NARRATOR OF "THE RUNAWAY BUNNY." >> SO SWEET. 272 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,644 YEAH IT'S THAT WONDERFUL CLASSIC CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HBO WAS 273 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,413 FIGURING OUT HOW TO TURN IT INTO AN ANIMATED SHOW AND I THOUGHT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR 274 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:54,254 ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS COULD ACTUALLY WATCH 275 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:59,059 AND A SWEET STORY ABOUT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT I WAS SO HAPPY 276 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:02,796 AND THEN THEY ASKED ME TO SING THE LULLABY WHICH WAS SO EXCITING FOR ME. 277 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,198 AND I LOVED IT >> Jimmy: YOU CLOSE IT OUT YOU CLOSE OUT THE WHOLE 278 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:09,069 SPECIAL. I LOVE YOUR VOICE. >> YEAH. 279 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:13,840 I SING A LULLABY, JIMMY. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M A SINGER NOW AFTER THE HIGH NOTE. 280 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,111 I'M, YOU KNOW, AN ADULT CONTEMPORARY - >> Jimmy: DON'T LET IT TO GO 281 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:22,349 YOUR HEAD. >> I SING SOMETIMES. WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, I SING. 282 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,150 >> Jimmy: NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE SQUINTING A LOT, TOO. >> THAT'S WHAT SINGERS DO, 283 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,355 JIMMY. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT SINGERS SQUINT 284 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:33,727 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING. SINCE OUR DEBUT, I WANT TO SAY 285 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:39,499 CONGRATS ON YOUR OWN -- YOU HAVE YOUR OPEN HAIR PRODUCT LINE 286 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:43,236 >> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: A LOT OF WORK GOES INTO THAT STUFF, BY THE WAY. 287 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,406 >> IT IS BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN SO, IT WAS TEN YEARS IN THE 288 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,609 MAKING IT IS CALLED "PATTERN BEAUTY." IT IS FOR CURLY, COILY, AND 289 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:54,914 TIGHT TEXTURES AND IT STARTED OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND 290 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:59,652 PRODUCTS AND WASN'T SEEING MY NATURAL BEAUTY BEING MIRRORED BACK TO ME IN THE WORLD. 291 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:04,057 THEN WHEN I GOT ON GIRLFRIENDS, I REALIZED I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE. 292 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,825 THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO WERE LOOKING FOR PRODUCTS THAT ACTUALLY MET THEIR HAIR WHERE 293 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:11,598 IT WAS AND HOW IT GROWS OUT OF OUR HEAD SO I TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED 294 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:16,803 FOR TEN YEARS, TEN YEARS, AND FINALLY I DECIDED TO DO IT BY MYSELF 295 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:20,407 AND IT'S BEEN THE MOST REWARDING THING TO BE A CEO AND FOUNDER. 296 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:24,077 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M A SINGER AND I'M A CEO, BOTH 297 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:34,187 SINGER, CEO. ALL RIGHT? UNBELIEVABLE 298 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:37,490 THIS ONE, DOESN'T STOP, THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 299 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,427 TRACEE, HOPEFULLY THIS IS NOT THE LAST TIME YOU COME ON. I LOVE HAVING YOU ONE. 300 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,163 I LOVE PLAYING NEXT TIME, COME HERE IN THE STUDIO, PLEASE 301 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:45,565 >> PLEASE, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP, HERE'S 302 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:50,804 TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, NARRATING "THE RUNAWAY BUNNY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 303 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,572 >> "IF YOU BECOME A ROCK ON THE MOUNTAIN HIGH ABOVE ME," SAID HIS MOTHER, "I WILL BE A 304 00:22:52,572 --> 00:23:03,049 A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER AND I WILL CLIMB TO WHERE YOU ARE. 305 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:18,965 * >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S TOO -- IT'S TOO MUCH! 306 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:23,937 SO BEAUTIFUL TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, SPEAKING OF BEAUTIFUL. 307 00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:27,374 "THE RUNAWAY BUNNY" PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON HBO MAX AND "BLACK-ISH" AIRS TUESDAYS 308 00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:32,078 AT 9:00PM ON NBC ANDY COHEN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 309 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:53,833 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 310 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,635 EMMY WINNING PRODUCER, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR, AND THE HOST OF "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" ON 311 00:23:55,635 --> 00:24:03,043 BRAVO. HE IS ALSO THE HOST AND PRODUCER OF THE NEW LIMITED 312 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:08,682 SERIES "FOR REAL, THE STORY OF REALITY TV" PREMIERING MARCH 25th AT 9:00 P.M 313 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:13,586 ON E!. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ANDY COHEN 314 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:32,105 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 315 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,947 "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE?" 316 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:44,651 I LOVE IT. WOW! EVERYBODY! 317 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:49,122 >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TELL ME. >> WE MADE IT THROUGH THE RAIN 318 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:54,394 WE'RE BACK WE'RE BACK YES! 319 00:24:54,394 --> 00:24:56,096 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. AND GUESS WHAT 320 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,899 I WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT. I JUST FOUND THESE SUNGLASSES. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THEM FOR 321 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:06,639 OVER A YEAR, WHICH WAS THE LAST TIME I WORE THIS FREAKING SUIT [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,742 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> NO JOKE >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU FEELING 323 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:12,212 RIGHT NOW? >> I FEEL GREAT. FIRST OF ALL - 324 00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:16,349 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS ONLY 58 PEOPLE. 325 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:21,154 IT IS STILL MORE THAN DOUBLE THE SIZE OF MY NORMAL AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: YEAH 326 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:23,556 >> THIS IS CERTAINLY THE MOST PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN OVER A A YEAR 327 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,426 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS GREAT YOUR ENERGY IS AWESOME 328 00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:30,230 IT'S SO COOL TO BE BACK AT 30 ROCK. GREAT TO SEE YOU 329 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:32,532 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS THE CLUBHOUSE, I WANT TO TALK 330 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:36,936 ABOUT THE DOCUSERIES I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. >> YES 331 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,105 >> Jimmy: I AM SO INTO THIS. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. YOU KNOW ME. 332 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:41,241 I LOVE REALITY TV. >> I KNOW YOU DO >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, 333 00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:45,979 I'M DOING RESEARCH ON YOU. YOU'VE BEEN ON TV FOR ALMOST A A DECADE 334 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:50,116 >> I'VE BEEN ON OVER A DECADE, YEAH ABOUT 15 YEARS, I THINK. 335 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,752 "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" HAS BEEN ON 12 YEARS >> Jimmy: 12 YEARS 336 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,588 >> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZING 337 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,858 >> YOU'VE BEEN ON 12 YEARS - YOU'VE BEEN HOSTING "LATE NIGHT" FOR 12 YEARS. 338 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,061 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ON NBC. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT 339 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,495 YEAH, I KIND OF STARTED TOGETHER >> YEAH. 340 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:04,597 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AND I -- 341 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,332 THE SHOWS ARE STILL PHENOMENAL EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DOING IT DURING THIS PANDEMIC, THE 342 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:13,440 QUARANTINE YOU'RE DOING IT ALL GREAT. AND BABY STEPS 343 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,042 >> I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE GET AN AUDIENCE I MEAN, I'M JUST WAITING 344 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:27,721 >> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 345 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,723 THIS, BECAUSE THIS THURSDAY, YOU HAVE A NEW LIMITED SERIES ABOUT THE HISTORY AND IMPACT OF 346 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:35,061 REALITY TV IT'S ON E! SET YOUR DVRs, 9:00, THIS 347 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:39,766 THURSDAY YOU KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST FAN SO TALK TO ME, WHAT WAS -- 348 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:43,303 >> WE GO INSIDE "THE BACHELOR. "THE KARDASHIANS," "THE HOUSEWIVES," "THE SWAN," 349 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:46,973 REMEMBER "THE SWAN?" >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> I INTERVIEWED A FEW 350 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,810 CONTESTANTS FROM "THE SWAN" AND SEE HOW IT ALL HELD UP >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT 351 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,846 "THE SWAN," IF I CAN REMEMBER WELL WAS IT SOMEONE WHO DID PLASTIC 352 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:57,183 SURGERY? >> IT'S KIND OF A PLASTIC SURGERY BEAUTY PAGEANT 353 00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,353 >> Jimmy: OH >> YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GREAT IDEAS IN REALITY TV. 354 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:04,024 MAYBE NOT SO GREAT IDEAS >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I LOVED, AND IT WAS EVERYONE 355 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:07,761 OBVIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T DO IT AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT >> RIGHT 356 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,629 WHAT >> Jimmy: KID NATION, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? 357 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:13,233 >> KID NATION, WE COVER, ABSOLUTELY A HORRIBLE IDEA. 358 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:22,842 KIDS, IT WAS BASICALLY A A REALITY LORD OF THE FLIES. >> Jimmy: YEAH 359 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,277 [ LAUGHTER ] WHO LET THEIR KIDS GO DO THAT SHOW 360 00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:26,246 >> Jimmy: DUDE, THEY RAN THE TOWN >> OH, WE DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT 361 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:28,048 KID NATION WE TALK TO SOME OF THE FORMER KIDS 362 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,083 >> Jimmy: NO >> YES, WE DO. >> Jimmy: NO 363 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,785 >> WE DO AND WE TALK TO MOLLY AND JASON WHO FELL IN LOVE ON "THE 364 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,553 BACHELOR" AND THEY REALLY SANG LIKE CANARIES ABOUT PRODUCER INVOLVEMENT AND ENHANCEMENT ON 365 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:43,530 THAT SHOW. I FOUND IT VERY INTERESTING. AND SURPRISING 366 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:47,133 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS OTHER 367 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,968 THING THAT YOU TALK ABOUT, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT BECAUSE THIS WAS ODD 368 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,904 I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE I SAID, YOU TALKED ON KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND YOU SAID, 369 00:27:50,904 --> 00:27:55,709 "I'M PRONOUNCING HER NAME, WE'VE ALL BEEN PRONOUNCING HER NAME WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME." 370 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:59,079 >> YES IT'S KHLOE KHLOE IS THE NAME. 371 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:02,215 THERE IS A LITTLE ACCENT OVER THE NAME AND SO, I WENT AND INTERVIEWED 372 00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:07,120 THE KARDASHIANS AT KHLOE'S HOUSE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT 373 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,888 I'M SO SORRY NO, NO I'M SORRY. 374 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,825 >> YES >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO >> SORRY, SORRY, BUT - 375 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,460 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO, BUT -- >> CALL HER. 376 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:15,028 CALL HER >> Jimmy: I WILL CALL HER KHLOE. 377 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,030 >> I WALKED IN, I GO, "KHLOE" AND THE OTHER WOMEN GO, "EXCUSE ME?" 378 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:21,334 AND CHRIS SAID, "YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED." 379 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,403 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THERE IS A A LITTLE - >> THERE IS A LITTLE THING ON 380 00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:26,272 TOP OF THE NAME. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT THAT 381 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,309 >> Jimmy: KHLOE? >> I GOT THE MEMO. >> Jimmy: KHLOE. 382 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:31,511 >> YES >> Jimmy: WOW. >> ASK HER 383 00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:33,680 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YES >> Jimmy: KHLOE. 384 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,515 >> IT WAS WILD IT WAS LIKE, IT WAS A TRIP GOING TO THE KARDASHIANS' 385 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:38,718 HOUSE. YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE GATES. 386 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:43,089 I HAD TO GET A COVID TEST BEFORE I GOT THERE >> Jimmy: LIKE GET SMART 387 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,091 >> KIND OF LIKE GET SMART. AND THEY WERE LIKE, I SAID, "OH, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THE 388 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:48,895 RESULTS OF THE COVID TEST? THEY GO, "GO TO KHLOE'S AND IF THE SECOND GATE OPENS, YOU'RE 389 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:54,234 NEGATIVE." >> Jimmy: GO TO KHLOE B'S. GO TO KHLOE B'S. 390 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,169 >> YES >> GO KHLOE B'S. AND THE GATE OPENED. 391 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,838 I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE COVID." I'M GOOD 392 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,141 >> Jimmy: SO YOU MADE IT THROUGH SECOND GATE. >> I DID 393 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,909 >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S A THIRD GATE >> THERE ARE SO MANY GATES, I 394 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:14,354 DON'T EVEN REMEMBER, HONESTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND WHAT WERE THEY 395 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:16,222 LIKE >> THEY WERE AMAZING THE LIGHTING SETUP IS VERY 396 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,024 INTENSE. THEY LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEY'RE ALL KIND OF 397 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,794 CASUALLY HANGING OUT ON THESE SWINGS BEHIND KHLOE'S HOUSE. IT WAS WILD. 398 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,228 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE 399 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:23,863 SERIES HERE'S ANDY COHEN WITH THE KARDASHIANS IN "FOR REAL, THE 400 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:27,867 KARDASHIANS IN "FOR REAL, THE STORY OF REALITY TV. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 401 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:30,637 OF THE SHOW IS 402 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:33,173 >> JUST FAMILY OVER EVERYTHING I THINK AT THE START OF THE SHOW, OUR FIRST MEETING WAS 403 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:34,808 THAT WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR HEART CAME THROUGH AND WE DIDN'T REALLY 404 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:47,921 LEAVE EVERY EPISODE WITH DRAMA THAT IT WAS BACK TO THE FAMILY BACK AT HEART. 405 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:49,756 >> WELL SAID IT IS JUST HOW WE LIVE OUR LIVES. 406 00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:52,926 >> RIGHT >> AND WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER OFF CAMERA. 407 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:57,530 LIKE, TWO NIGHTS AGO, WE ALL ENDED UP RANDOMLY AT KIM'S HOUSE. 408 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,299 SHE HAD THIS CHIROPRACTOR OVER AND I WAS FIXING SOMETHING AND SOMEBODY ELSE WOULD WALK IN 409 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:04,504 AND, YOU KNOW. >> BOB WAS THERE WE HAD LIKE THREE APPOINTMENTS 410 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:07,440 GOING ON, LIKE IN A CIRCLE LIKE, WHO WANTS A SPRAY TAN AND THE CHIROPRACTOR AND THE 411 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,411 FACIAL >> OKAY. THAT'S THE SCENARIO THAT I 412 00:30:11,411 --> 00:30:19,185 ENVISIONED >> WHO WANTS A SPRAY TAN >> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT FOR 413 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,921 THIS HOW MANY PARTS IS THIS >> SEVEN 414 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,524 >> Jimmy: SEVEN PARTS. >> SEVEN PARTS WE COVER EVERY SHOW. 415 00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:26,860 >> Jimmy: REAL WORLD MTV >> YES I CRIED. 416 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:33,066 I REUNITED THE ORIGINAL CAST [ CHEERS ] I CRIED WHEN THEY CAME OUT 417 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:35,035 I DIED >> Jimmy: WAIT, ERIC >> ERIC? 418 00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:36,803 >> Jimmy: HEATHER B? >> YEAH, MY GIRL HEATHER B, YES. 419 00:30:36,803 --> 00:30:38,872 >> Jimmy: WOW, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ANDY AND I ARE GOING TO GO HEAD 420 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:43,343 TO HEAD IN A ONE-SECOND REALITY TV QUIZ WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 421 00:30:43,343 --> 00:31:01,895 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 422 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:05,932 >> Jimmy: GUYS, WE ARE BACK WITH THE ONE AND ONLY ANDY COHEN 423 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,500 ANDY COHEN, ANDY, YOU ARE A HUGE PRODUCER, BUT YOU ARE ALSO A FAN OF REALITY 424 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:15,975 TELEVISION SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST. 425 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:21,081 IT'S TIME FOR THE ONE SECOND REALITY TV QUIZ. HERE WE GO 426 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:26,353 * ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 427 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:30,857 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY AN ICONIC MOMENT FROM A REALITY TV SHOW. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE JUST ONE 428 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:33,693 SECOND LONG. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 429 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:35,628 NOW THE FIRST ONE OF US TO HIT OUR BUZZER HAS TO SAY WHAT SHOW IT IS AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN 430 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:40,367 THAT MOMENT. >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: IF WE'RE WRONG, THE 431 00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,435 OTHER PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 432 00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:45,372 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW LOOK HOW NERVOUS YOU ARE 433 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:48,108 >> I AM, I AM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 434 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,210 LET'S SEE THE FIRST CLIP >> OKAY. [ BUZZER ] 435 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:59,285 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON! FLIPS THE TABLE -- OH! COME ON. 436 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,454 THAT WAS HONESTLY -- THAT WAS - >> IT WAS VERY EASY. 437 00:32:01,454 --> 00:32:04,624 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THAT WAS NOT FAIR I KNEW IT WOULD PROBABLY GOING 438 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,260 TO BE IN THERE SO THAT IS THE FIRST ONE OUT >> YEAH, YEAH. 439 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:13,266 THAT WAS LEGENDARY >> TABLE FLIP. SHE'S IN THE NEW SHOW FOR REAL 440 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:18,838 SHE HAS TO BE. THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST PLOT LINES OF ALL, AMAZING. 441 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:22,976 >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ON THE SHOW WHEN SHE WAS GIUDICE THAT WAS A PHASE SHE WAS GOING 442 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:30,850 THROUGH. KHLOE. LET'S SEE THE NEXT CLIP. 443 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:34,688 YES! THAT IS, I'M GOING TO CALL HIM THE HAMMER BUT IT'S NOT. 444 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:38,958 HIS NAME IS THE SITUATION. THAT WAS JERSEY SHORE. AND HE GOT SO MAD AT SOMEBODY 445 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:47,801 THAT HE FREAKED OUT AND RAMMED HIS HEAD INTO A WALL REMEMBER THAT? 446 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:52,105 LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP * WHEN I WAS SLIDING * >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY 447 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:58,178 FAVORITE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFETIME HE'S SONGWRITER ON THE 448 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:02,248 BACHELORETTE AND IT WAS THE ALLEY SEASON. >> WOW 449 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:07,153 >> Jimmy: ALLEY? >> YEAH. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 450 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,757 WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER HER LAST NAME? 451 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:15,795 >> IT WAS WHEN CASEY SERENADED ALLEY ON THE BACHELORETT CASEY WAS THERE AND HE WAS A 452 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:17,964 A SONGWRITER AND SHE GOES IF YOU'RE A A SONGWRITER, WHY DON'T YOU 453 00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:29,576 SING ME A SONG AND HE GOES, WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU -- 454 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:34,714 >> IS IT AARON NEVILLE CAN WE SHOW THAT ONE-SECOND CLIP 455 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:44,657 * WHEN I WAS SLIDING * * >> Jimmy: LOVE THAT. 456 00:33:44,657 --> 00:33:49,229 WHAT IS THE SCORE, DO WE KNOW? >> IT'S 2-1. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 457 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:59,105 LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP >> BELOW DECK AND THAT WAS -- MY BUZZER DIDN'T WORK EITHER 458 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,342 >> Jimmy: JUST MAKE THE SOUND WITH YOUR -- >> I GOT IT. 459 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,310 IT WAS BELOW DECK. >> Jimmy: YES. BELOW DECK 460 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:05,945 >> AND THEY'RE FIGHTING IN THE GALLEY >> Jimmy: YES. 461 00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:11,851 BECAUSE SOMEONE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN THE GUEST ROOM >> 2-2 462 00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:20,493 >> Jimmy: IT IS 2-2. LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP >> THAT WAS DANCE MOMS 463 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:25,732 THAT WAS TAX EVADER ABBY LEE MILLER SCREAMING -- 464 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:30,403 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE SCREAMING. >> AT A CONTESTANT 465 00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,972 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FINAL 466 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:37,243 ROUND. THIS ONE IS WORTH 1,000 POINTS >> WOW 467 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:42,582 >> Jimmy: WHOEVER WINS THIS WINS THE WHOLE SHEBANG HERE WE GO 468 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:45,318 GOSH, ABBY LEE MILLER. THAT WAS GREAT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE 469 00:34:45,318 --> 00:34:50,390 VILLAIN, THE GROUP THAT WAS AGAINST HER? LIKE THE APPLE 470 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:58,131 THE CANNY APPLES >> I LOVE THAT SHOW. >> Jimmy: LET'S ROLL THE CLIP. 471 00:34:58,131 --> 00:35:07,040 >> IT WORKS! OH MY GOSH >> Jimmy: KEEPING UP WITH THE 472 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,111 KARDASHIANS WHERE KIM LOST HER RING IN THE WATER. THERE YOU GO 473 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:18,551 THAT'S IT. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME ON THE SHOW 474 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:24,357 >> NO. YOU WON. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE REAL 475 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:28,528 WINNER, ANDY, BECAUSE YOU LOOK GREAT. I'M SO HAPPY 476 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:31,598 THERE YOU GO FOR REAL THE STORY OF REALITY TV 477 00:35:31,598 --> 00:35:35,068 PREMIERS THURSDAY, MARCH 25th, ON E WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON "THE 478 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:56,890 TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON BACK >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT 479 00:35:56,890 --> 00:36:00,927 TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "LOVER GIRL" FROM HIS ALBUM, "INTRODUCING", HERE IS 480 00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:25,752 AARON FRAZER * * 481 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:38,064 * NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHE 482 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:49,376 LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU * * BABY I CAN LOOK AROUN EVEN IF IT TOOK FOREVE 483 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:57,484 BUT I CAN TELL YOU NOW NEVER FIND NOTHIN' BETTER * * NEVER GONNA FIND ME 484 00:36:57,484 --> 00:37:09,396 ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO WHAT KIND OF MATTER DID YO DID YOU HAVE THERE * 485 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:18,905 * ON YOUR FINGERTIP WHAT KIND OF POTION DID YO SLIP ME WHEN YOU KISSED ME 486 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:28,848 ON MY LIPS * * DARLING EVERY TIME YO PUT ME UNDER YOUR SPEL 487 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:35,288 IT'S LIKE I THROW A PENN IN A WISHIN' WELL * * OH I'M NEVER GONN 488 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:56,476 FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU * * WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD 489 00:37:56,476 --> 00:38:06,019 EVER EVER DO YOU LIK I DONE BEFORE? * * WHO WOULD EVER LET YO 490 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:15,195 LET YOU GO AND WALK ON OUT THAT DOOR * * EVERY DAY 491 00:38:15,195 --> 00:38:22,736 OUR LOVE IT GROW THAT'S WHY I WANNA LET YOU KNOW * 492 00:38:22,736 --> 00:38:33,880 * OH I'M NEVER GONN FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU * 493 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:45,492 * I'M NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO BABY I CAN LOOK AROUND 494 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:53,466 EVEN IF IT TOOK FOREVER * * BUT I CAN TELL YOU NO NEVER FIND NOTHIN' BETTE 495 00:38:53,466 --> 00:39:05,912 NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHE LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU * * GOT TO FIND ME, 496 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:13,586 OH GOT TO FIND M NEVER GONNA FIND M OH GOT TO FIND ME * 497 00:39:13,586 --> 00:39:24,531 * NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU * 498 00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:30,503 * GOT TO FIND M OH GOT TO FIND M NEVER GONNA FIND ME, 499 00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:37,610 OH GOT TO FIND ME * * NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL 500 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:49,456 LIKE YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 501 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:57,197 TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, ANDY COHEN, FOR BEING IN THE STUDIO. AARON FRAZER, THANK YOU AGAIN. 502 00:39:57,197 --> 00:40:00,467 THE ROOTS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING EVERYBODY STAY SAFE. 503 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,202 WEAR A MASK. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 504 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:05,071 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. *