1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,542 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:17,283 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,353 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DENIS LEARY, 4 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,989 CRISTIN MILIOTI, MUSICAL GUEST ROD WAVE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:29,262 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1436 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:37,103 >> Questlove: 1436 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:42,942 --> 00:01:00,560 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS 9 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,530 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY PLEASE, WELCOME, HAVE A SEAT WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:11,905 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,941 I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,811 YEAH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S NATIONAL BEER DAY, OR AS 13 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:23,083 IT'S ALSO KNOWN, EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 13 MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,320 "HONEY, IT'S NATIONAL BEER DAY COME ON, WE GOTTA CELEBRATE! IN HONOR OF NATIONAL BEER DAY, 15 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,256 SAMUEL ADAMS IS OFFERING FREE BEER TO THOSE WHO GET VACCINATED 16 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:35,962 WHICH EXPLAINS - WHICH EXPLAINS WHY PEOPLE IN BOSTON ARE NOW LINING UP FOR 17 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:41,701 THEIR NINTH DOSE [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M HERE FOR MY SHOT OF 18 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:46,573 PHODERMA AND JOHNSON?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT ALL MAKES SENSE, I MEAN, 19 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,610 WHAT GOES BETTER WITH A SHOT THAN A BEER? RIGHT? 20 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:55,849 [ APPLAUSE ] SHOT BEFORE BEER - >> Steve: -- ALWAYS CLEAR. 21 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,219 >> Jimmy: -- YOU'RE COVID CLEAR, YEAH, EXACTLY THAT'S RIGHT 22 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,489 BEER FOR GETTING THE VACCINE MAN, CORONA REALLY MISSED THE BOAT ON THIS ONE, HUH? 23 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:07,694 THIS CLOSE YOU COULD HAVE - >> Steve: COME ON. 24 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,197 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD AN AWFUL YEAR, YOU COULD HAVE - YEAH 25 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,066 BETWEEN SAM ADAMS FREE BEER AND KRISPY KREME'S FREE DOUGHNUTS, AMERICANS ARE LIKE, JUST CALL 26 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:20,473 IT WHAT IT IS, FREE BREAKFAST. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 27 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,075 THAT'S RIGHT, FREE BEER AND DOUGHNUTS. THIS IS ALL COMING FROM THE 28 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:27,313 HEAD OF THE CDC, HOMER SIMPSON [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF VACCINES, EVERYONE 29 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:33,086 IS TALKING ABOUT THE IDEA OF VACCINE PASSPORTS. LISTEN TO THIS 30 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,389 >> A NEW BATTLE IS BREWING OVER SO-CALLED VACCINE PASSPORTS, AS MORE COMPANIES AND SCHOOLS 31 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,124 CONSIDER WHETHER TO REQUIRE THEIR EMPLOYEES, CUSTOMERS, AND STUDENTS TO PROVE THEY'RE 32 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:53,707 VACCINATED >> WHITE HOUSE PRESS ECRETARY JEN PSAKI INSISTED THE 33 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,308 ADMINISTRATION WILL NOT CREATE A VACCINE PASSPORT AS PROOF OF A SHOT 34 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,243 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TOO BAD BETWEEN PASSPORT PHOTOS AND VACCINES, CVS COULD HAVE BEEN 35 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,446 THE NEW AMAZON [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE 36 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:02,148 PASSPORTS AREN'T NECESSARY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CHECK SOMEONE'S INSTAGRAM FOR THAT 37 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:11,091 ANNOYING VACCINE SELFIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE GOT IT, CALM DOWN 38 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,194 SLOW IT UP YEP, SOME PEOPLE SAID REQUIRING A VACCINE PASSPORT TO FLY WAS 39 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,829 AN INVASION OF PRIVACY YEAH, THEN THEY TOOK OFF THEIR SHOES, SHOWED EVERYONE THEIR 40 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:25,538 LAPTOP, AND GOT PATTED DOWN BY A STRANGER [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,808 "WANT ME TO TURN MY HEAD AND COUGH? SURE." 42 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,177 WELL, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS BUSY. BEFORE SPEAKING ABOUT HIS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN TODAY HE 43 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,780 WENT TO VISIT A VACCINE SITE IN VIRGINIA YESTERDAY AND I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS 44 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:38,118 REALLY INTERESTING TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 45 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,624 A BIG WALNUT IN THE PARKING LOT. I WAS CHASING IT AROUND FOR TWO 46 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,559 HOURS. FOLKS SAID, "JOE, THAT'S NOT A A WALNUT, THAT'S A DIRTY ROCK. 47 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:51,297 YEAH, RIGHT. IF IT'S A ROCK, THEN WHY IS MY MOUTH WATERING 48 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,833 PEOPLE SAID, "PROVE IT, JOE, CRACK IT." THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE USED TO 49 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:58,004 EAT WALNUTS, SO I SWALLOWED IT WHOLE. [ APPLAUSE ] 50 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:01,374 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. WOW. 51 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,944 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT ALL HE SAID >> Steve: WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY 52 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:07,080 >> Jimmy: THIS HAPPENED A LITTLE LATER >> Steve: OH MY GOSH 53 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:11,484 >> I'M JUST GLAD THE KIDS ARE GETTING THE VACCINE SOON YOU KNOW US KIDS USED TO PLAY 54 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:15,121 THIS GAME CALLED SPARK 'EMS. THEY PUT THE ALUMINUM FOIL ON OUR FINGERS AND PLUG OURSELVES 55 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,625 INTO THE WALL SOCKETS. FILL OURSELVES WITH ELECTRICITY, THEN CHASE CROWS 56 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:25,865 AROUND AND TRY TO SHOCK THEM WITH OUR LIGHTNING FINGERS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 57 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:30,236 >> Steve: WOW, REALLY? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WOULD LET HIM DO THIS? 58 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,305 >> Steve: WOW. I GUESS HE'S THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT? 59 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,607 >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY SHOULD CUT HIM OFF AND SAY -- >> Steve: ONE WOULD THINK. 60 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,609 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE SAID SOMETHING ELSE >> Steve: HE SAID MORE 61 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,178 >> Steve: HE SAID MORE >> Jimmy: JUST CHECK THIS OUT, HE'S FINALLY -- HE SAID THIS 62 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,815 CORONAVIRUS LIKE IT TOOK DOWN 63 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,483 A FELLA ON MY BLOCK CALLED "KANSAS CITY DENNIS," WHO CRAWLED THROUGH MY DOGGY DOOR 64 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:52,325 AND STEAL MY BUBBLE GUM. YOU SEE, GUM WAS NEW BACK THEN BUT BEFORE GUM WE USED TO JUST 65 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:56,096 BITE OFF A PIECE OF A LIVE PIG'S EAR. PRETTY EASY TO CHEW. 66 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:00,467 THE HARD PART WAS BLOWING BUBBLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 67 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,535 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THIS IS JUST BIZARRE TO ME. 68 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:08,808 WOW, IT'S JUST BIZARRE >> Steve: THAT'S ALL HE SAID >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ABOUT IT, 69 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:13,279 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. 70 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,181 THE INAUGURATION WAS OVER TWO MONTHS AGO, BUT VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS JUST MOVED INTO 71 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,750 MONTHS AGO, BUT VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS JUST MOVED INTO HER NEW HOME, LOOK AT THIS 72 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:22,088 KAMALA HARRIS AND SECOND GENTLEMAN DOUG EMHOFF. 73 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:26,693 THE PAIR FINALLY MOVING INTO THEIR OFFICIAL RESIDENCE AT THE U.S. NAVAL OBSERVATORY 74 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,395 THEIR MOVE HAD BEEN DELAYED FOR TWO MONTHS AS THE HOME'S FLOORS, CHIMNEYS, AND HVAC 75 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:36,336 SYSTEM NEEDS WORK. >> Jimmy: TURNS OUT IT'S EASIER TO VACCINATE 100 MILLION PEOPLE 76 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,072 THAN IT IS TO FIND A CONTRACTOR WHO MEETS A DEADLINE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,074 YEP, THE LAST PERSON WHO LIVED THERE WAS MIKE PENCE, SO THE FIRST THING HARRIS DID WAS GO 78 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,375 INTO THE BEDROOM AND PUSH THE TWIN BEDS TOGETHER [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 79 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:46,279 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: OH 80 00:05:46,279 --> 00:06:00,026 COME ON! COME ON. >> Jimmy: AND SOME BUSINESS 81 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,494 NEWS, I SAW THAT HEINZ IS FACING A NATIONWIDE KETCHUP PACKAGE SHORTAGE 82 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:04,364 [ LAUGHTER ] DUE TO MORE DRIVE-THRU AND TAKEOUT ORDERS DURING THE 83 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,598 PANDEMIC YEAH OKAY, NOW WHO'S THE IDIOT FOR 84 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:12,872 HAVING TWO DRAWERS FULL OF KETCHUP PACKETS? [ APPLAUSE ] 85 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,275 MEANWHILE, RESTAURANTS HAVE SAID, WE HAVE HUNT'S AND CUSTOMERS ARE LIKE, "OKAY 86 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:20,413 THIS SHORTAGE IS SERIOUS CODE RED CODE RED 87 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,716 CODE KIND OF RED CODE LIKE MAROONISH RED, WATERY MAROONISH RED. 88 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:28,154 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. NEXT WEEK DORITOS IS BRINGING BACK "DORITOS ROULETTE," IT'S 89 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:36,062 BAGS WITH A SURPRISE SPICY CHIP INSIDE >> Questlove: HA HA HA 90 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,231 >> Jimmy: I LIKE DORITOS ROULETTE I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT A WAY TO 91 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,834 COVER THEMSELVES WHEN SOME FOREIGN OBJECT FALLS INTO A BAG AT THE FACTORY 92 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:44,537 IT'S LIKE, "IT'S NOT A SHRIMP TAIL, IT'S A SURPRISE CHIP!" [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:52,078 [ APPLAUSE ] RIGHT? IT'S NOT A SET OF KEYS 94 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,381 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. I SAW THAT SYLVESTER STALLONE WILL NOT REPRISE HIS ROLE OF 95 00:06:54,381 --> 00:07:02,122 ROCKY BALBOA IN "CREED 3." [ AUDIENCE AWS ] I'M NOT SURPRISED. 96 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,790 IF WE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STALLONE, HE'S NOT REALLY A SEQUEL TYPE OF GUY 97 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:07,560 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WHAT, WHAT? " HE PROBABLY MADE THE RIGHT 98 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,264 CALL AT HIS AGE, THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE TRIED 99 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,033 AT HIS AGE, THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE TRIED GOING UP THE ROCKY STEPS 100 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:22,308 [ ROCKY THEME SONG ] [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:25,745 >> Jimmy: JUST ASSUME HE GETS UP THERE, JUST ASSUME HE GETS TO THE TOP 102 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,715 THAT'S RIGHT, "CREED 3" IS COMING OUT BUT, SYLVESTER STALLONE WON'T BE 103 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:33,319 RETURNING FOR IT SO HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT, I'M JOINED ON THE PHONE BY 104 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:41,394 SYLVESTER STALLONE SYLVESTER, ARE YOU THERE >> HEY, JIMMY, [ MUMBLING 105 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,496 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WHY AREN'T YOU COMING BACK FOR 106 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:46,966 "CREED 3"? YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ROCKY, AGAIN? 107 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:52,672 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, [ MUMBLING >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD POINT, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT 108 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:56,976 WAY. SO WHAT PROJECTS ARE YOU WORKING ON RIGHT NOW 109 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:05,285 >> [ MUMBLING >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU'RE STARRING IN A NEW MOVIE 110 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,788 WITH BOB DYLAN AND HE'S HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW? 111 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:13,126 >> HEY JIMMY, [ MUMBLING ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT BOB DYLAN, LADIES AND 112 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,795 GENTLEMEN. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT CAN YOU GUYS -- WHAT CAN 113 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:21,401 YOU GUYS TELL US ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON >> [ MUMBLING 114 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:28,174 >> [ MUMBLING >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SERIOUS? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS DOING THE 115 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:34,881 SOUNDTRACK, AND HE'S ALSO ON THE PHONE? >> [ MUMBLING 116 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,751 >> Questlove: HA HA! >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: YOU WANT -- BRUCE, 117 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,753 YOU WANT THE GUYS TO RE-ENACT ONE OF THE SCENES FROM THE MOVIE OVER THE PHONE WHILE YOU 118 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:44,524 SING THE MOVIE'S THEME SONG? I THINK WE'D ALL LOVE TO HEAR THAT 119 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:49,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SURE GO FOR IT. 120 00:08:49,329 --> 00:09:01,374 * [ MUMBLING ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING 121 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,110 THANK YOU, GUYS. [ APPLAUSE ] ONE LAST -- ONE LAST QUESTION. 122 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:11,117 WHEN'S THE MOVIE COMING OUT? >> JUNE. >> Jimmy: SYLVESTER STALLONE, 123 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,853 BOB DYLAN, AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,557 JUNE, APPARENTLY, JUNE YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS I SAW THAT A PREACHER AT A 125 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,928 I SAW THAT A PREACHER AT A A COLORADO CHURCH HAS A PRETTY ODD PASTIME, CHECK THIS OUT. 126 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,432 TAKING POLE SPORT CLASSES. 127 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:29,369 SHE'S BEEN DOING IT FOR 11 YEARS AND SHE SAYS IT WAS A HEALTHY 128 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:34,140 APPROACH FOR HEALING FROM THE STRESSES OF MINISTRY >> Jimmy: HEY. 129 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,110 [ APPLAUSE ] GOOD FOR HER I'VE NEVER HAD THAT TYPE OF 130 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,045 STRESS WHERE AFTER A LONG DAY I THOUGHT, WELL, I BETTER HIT THE POLE 131 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:47,620 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> Jimmy: IT'S INTERESTING, AT 132 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,122 HER CHURCH, THEY DON'T HAVE A COLLECTION PLATE, THEY JUST MAKE IT RAIN 133 00:09:49,122 --> 00:10:00,233 [ APPLAUSE ] A 7-ELEVEN IN THAILAND GOT A A SURPRISE VISITOR, WATCH THIS 134 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:09,542 >> Steve: WOW. >> Questlove: WHAT >> Jimmy: WHOO 135 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,778 >> Questlove: THAT IS CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH 136 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,015 PRETTY SURE WE'LL SEE THAT IN THE SNYDER CUT OF "GODZILLA VS KONG." 137 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:19,652 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, ONE CUSTOMER SAW A 138 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,955 A LEATHERY OBJECT CRAWLING UP THE SHELVES. THEY THOUGHT ONE OF THE HOT 139 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:26,326 DOGS MADE A RUN FOR IT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 140 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,827 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! COME ON. 141 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:43,476 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,479 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! HE STARS IN THE TELEVISION 144 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:52,152 SERIES "THE MOODYS" ON FOX, DENIS LEARY IS HERE! >> Steve: COME ON! 145 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS JOINING US IN STUDIO, FROM THE NEW HBO MAX 146 00:10:55,522 --> 00:11:03,697 SERIES "MADE FOR LOVE," CRISTIN MILIOTI IS HERE! >> Steve: OH 147 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND HIS ALBUM "SOULFLY" IS THE NUMBER ONE 148 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:14,974 ALBUM ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS. WE GOT MUSIC FROM ROD WAVE >> Steve: OH 149 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,976 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, THAT IS A SHOW! >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SHOW. 150 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,879 BUT RIGHT NOW, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 151 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:30,156 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 152 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,891 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 153 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,560 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 154 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:38,798 SO SINCE "WRESTLEMANIA'S" HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND ON PEACOCK, I SENT OUT THE 155 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:42,836 HASHTAG, #MYSIGNATUREMOVE. WE ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT SOMETHING FUNNY OR WEIRD THAT 156 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,773 ONLY YOU DO. >> Steve: OOHH >> Jimmy: YEAH 157 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,209 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 158 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE THE INTERACTION. WE LOVE IT 159 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,147 SO THANK YOU SO MUCH NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE, "MY SIGNATURE 160 00:11:54,147 --> 00:12:00,653 MOVE" RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS ONE IS FROM @DEVONMcCARTY SHE SAYS, "EVERY SINGLE TIME I 161 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,555 ENTER AND EXIT A STORE WITH AN AUTOMATIC DOOR, I SUDDENLY MOVE MY FINGERS AS IF I AM USING THE 162 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:17,070 FORCE TO OPEN THEM." [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 163 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,872 @GEORGEGMITRO. HE SAYS, "IN THE ATLANTA AREA, 'WHEEL OF FORTUNE' COMES ON 164 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:25,445 BEFORE 'JEOPARDY!' BUT WHERE I LIVE IN ORLANDO, IT'S REVERSED. 165 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,380 SO I HAVE MY DAUGHTER IN ATLANTA TEXT ME THE 'WHEEL OF FORTUNE' ANSWERS, THEN I SOLVE 166 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:31,551 THEM BEFORE MY WIFE, IT DRIVES HER INSANE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,653 >> Steve: NOW THAT'S A GOOD MOVE THAT I'M GOING TO DO 168 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,288 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT MOVE, RIGHT? YOU FOUND THE GLITCH IN THE 169 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:41,628 MATRIX THIS ONE'S FROM @MIKETBARRETT. HE SAYS, "EVERY FRIDAY I GO TO 170 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:45,231 A BURGER KING FOR ONION RINGS. I TAKE A TINY BITE OUT OF EACH ONE, CAREFULLY PULL OUT THE 171 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:50,603 ONION, THEN EAT THE FRIED RING OF BREADING. I EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR THEM, 172 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:56,576 'NONE-ION RINGS.'" [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S BRILLIANT 173 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,345 >> Steve: THAT'S BRILLIANT, THAT'S THINKING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 174 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,280 SAYING NONE-ION RINGS >> Steve: YEAH 175 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,650 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> Steve: GENIUS >> Jimmy: THAT HUMAN IS 176 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,252 A GENIUS THEY SHOULD MAKE NONE-ION RINGS. 177 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,588 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I WOULD EAT THEM >> Steve: WITH SOME HUNT'S 178 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,858 KETCHUP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 179 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,660 @JAKEWILLIAMSART HE SAYS, MY SIGNATURE MOVE IS DIPPING FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS IN 180 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,662 PEANUT BUTTER, IT TASTES BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS >> Questlove: OH 181 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:23,970 NO >> Steve: OH SNAP, NO. >> Questlove: OH 182 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,807 >> Steve: NO YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE 183 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:38,151 IT >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS 184 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:46,793 I LIKE CHEETOS I THINK I LIKE FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS. 185 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:59,172 >> Steve: OKAY, HERE COMES THE FLAMIN' HOT CHEETO DON'T RUB YOUR EYE 186 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,674 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S MY CHEETO * 187 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,043 [ CRUNCHING [ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,744 >> Steve: OH, WAIT A SECOND! HEY, MIKEY, I THINK HE LIKES IT 189 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:10,316 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 190 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,385 >> Jimmy: I DIG THAT I THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE FLAMIN' HOT PEANUT BUTTER -- 191 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,423 >> Steve: CHEETOS -- LIKE A COMBO FLAVOR WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK 192 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE SAYING, LIKE A COMBO. IT'S GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON THE 193 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,793 INSIDE, LIKE A COMBO >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK 194 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,628 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: IT'S CHEAPER IF YOU JUST PUT A CHEMICAL POWDER THAT 195 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:25,231 TASTES LIKE IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: XARTHRON-B OR 196 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,767 GARBLE-X-7 OH, NOW HE'S DOING A PLAIN ONE TO CLEANSE THE PALLET. 197 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:34,307 NICE THEN YOU CAN HIT THE POLE LATER ON 198 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:51,491 THEN YOU CAN HIT THE POLE LATER ON [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,763 BUT DON'T BURN ANYTHING WITH YOUR FINGERS 200 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COULD WE GET SMALLER NAPKINS? 201 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THIS FROM A DOLLHOUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A SAMPLE 202 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,135 NAPKIN TO SEE IF YOU WANT A ONE? DO YOU WANT A NAPKIN 203 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,304 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: DO YOU WANT A NAPKIN OKAY, WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE 204 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,106 SURE WOW. BUDGET CUTS REALLY HIT HARD, 205 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,041 MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] GOSH 206 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,709 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @CARRIESMITH1123 SHE SAYS, "INSTEAD OF GIVING 207 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,511 THE BIRD WHEN SOMEONE CUTS ME OFF IN TRAFFIC, I LIKE TO HONK AND WAVE EXCITEDLY LIKE I KNOW 208 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,046 THE PERSON." [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM 209 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,881 @JOEYDESTEFANO5. HE SAYS, "I SHOP FOR THE EXACT SAME GROCERIES EACH WEEK 210 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,616 WHEN THE TOTAL IS DIFFERENT I KNOW I EITHER I FORGOT SOMETHING OR MY KIDS SNUCK IN 211 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,587 A CANDY BAR. [ APPLAUSE ] I USED TO DO THAT. 212 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:38,405 MOM'S NOT LOOKING, JUST THROW IN THE REGGIE BAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:47,881 >> Jimmy: "MR. OCTOBER." [ LAUGHTER ] REGGIE JACKSON'S NICKNAME. 214 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:51,618 >> Steve: MR. OCTOBER. >> Jimmy: MR. OCTOBER. >> Steve: YEAH 215 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,453 THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED REGGIE JACKSON >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 216 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,555 REGINALD - >> Steve: J. JACKSON >> Jimmy: P. JACKSON 217 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,491 MR. OCTOBER. >> Steve: ROCKTOBER. MR. SEPTEMBER. 218 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,026 >> Jimmy: HAS ANYONE MADE ROCKTOBER JOKES FOR DWAYNE JOHNSON 219 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,594 >> Steve: NO, NOT YET. >> Jimmy: HE HAS A MOVIE COMING OUT. 220 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,029 I GUESS HE'S TOO BIG, THEY WON'T RELEASE HIS MOVIES IN OCTOBER. 221 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,198 >> Steve: I WOULD. >> Jimmy: SECOND RELEASE >> Steve: THE DWAYNE 222 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:11,237 "ROCKTOBER" JOHNSON. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING HE SHOULD BE CALLED ROCKTOBER 223 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,040 >> Steve: YOU'RE SAYING THE MOVIE SHOULD >> Jimmy: NO, THE MOVIE 224 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,608 SHOULDN'T EITHER BUT WHEN THEY RELEASE THE MOVIE, THEY GO, "THIS 225 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,211 ROCKTOBER. >> Questlove: NICE >> Jimmy: YOU SEE WHAT I'M 226 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,046 SAYING SO IF HE HAD A THEME, LIKE A A HALLOWEEN THEME. 227 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:29,689 >> Steve: YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: MAYBE A HALLOWEEN THEMED FILM? 228 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,591 >> Steve: PERHAPS. A JOHN CARPENTER TYPE OF MOVIE WHERE SOME SORT OF TEEN IS 229 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,093 EITHER SCARED BY A A MICHAEL MYERS, OR NOT. >> Jimmy: NO, MAYBE A TEEN OF 230 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,394 A CERTAIN AGE IS CHASED THROUGH THE WOODS. >> Steve: YES. 231 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,129 >> Jimmy: BUT A MAN WITH A A KNIFE. >> Steve: YES. 232 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:55,081 >> Jimmy: PUNCTURED WITH THE BLADE OF SUCH. "COMING THIS ROCKTOBER." 233 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,224 >> Steve: "THIS ROCKTOBER -- " >> Jimmy: "-- YOUR LIFE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN THE DWAYNE. 234 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,592 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I FEEL GOOD M [ DINGING 235 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:13,566 * >> Steve: OH, SNAP * 236 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,435 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS BIT I FORGET [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,937 OH, HASHTAGS >> Steve: OH, HASHTAGS >> Jimmy: AND IT'S "MY 238 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,440 SIGNATURE MOVE." >> Steve: YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE. >> Jimmy: YEP, HERE WE GO. 239 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,044 THIS ONE'S FROM @MICHDEGROOT SHE SAYS, "MY SIGNATURE MOVE IS TO RING THE DOORBELL AS I'M 240 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,846 WALKING INTO MY PARENTS HOUSE AND ANNOUNCE, 'DING DONG, YOUR FAVORITE CHILD IS HERE!' 241 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:32,585 AND THEN MY DAD RESPONDS WITH EVERY OTHER SIBLING'S NAME BEFORE HE SAYS MINE. 242 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,954 >> Steve: AWWW >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD -- THAT'S FUN 243 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,557 >> Steve: THAT'S FUN >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN THAT'S A FUNNY MOVE, I LIKE 244 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:44,831 THAT THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM COMEDIAN TODD BARRY 245 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,701 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: IN HIS SIGNATURE MOVE, HE SAYS, "IF SOMEONE SAYS 246 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:55,075 THANK YOU, I FIRE BACK WITH, 'YOU'RE WELCOME.'" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 247 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,944 WHY IS TODD BARRY FUNNY? YEAH, IT'S VERY TODD BARRY SO WEIRDLY ENOUGH, HE WAS 248 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:03,016 JOKING, BUT THAT IS HIS KIND OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVE BEING FUNNY. 249 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:07,587 AND KIND OF ESOTERIC COMEDY, LIKE DRY COMEDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,858 SO, TODD, THAT WEIRDLY IS YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE, I LIKE THAT. THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 251 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:16,029 @DEADHEAD722 SHE SAYS, "WHEN I RUN INTO A A GUY I'VE MET BEFORE AND CAN'T 252 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,199 REMEMBER HIS NAME, I JUST CALL HIM 'WILLIE. THEY'LL USUALLY CORRECT ME, BUT 253 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,135 I'VE BEEN RIGHT FOUR TIMES." THERE YOU GO THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 254 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,437 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 255 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,807 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 256 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:50,296 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 257 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,966 EVERYBODY. GUYS, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS 258 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:58,104 BUT THE WEBSITE YAHOO! ANSWERS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE SHUTTING DOWN FOREVER. 259 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,006 AND IT REALLY -- IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT NEWS, BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GROUPS IS THE 260 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:08,381 YAHOO! -- YAHOO! ANSWERS LOUNGE SINGERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,716 THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GROUPS THEY SING REAL YAHOO! ANSWERS 262 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,218 SUBMITTED BY REAL PEOPLE SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I BOOKED THEM ON THE SHOW TO PERFORM ONE 263 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:16,156 LAST TIME. HERE THEY ARE, THE YAHOO! ANSWERS LOUNGE SINGERS 264 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:29,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THE YAHOO! ANSWERS LOUNGE 265 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,737 SINGERS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 266 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,039 >> Jimmy: HEY, RONDA >> HI, KAD, HOW'S IT GOING >> Jimmy: YEAH 267 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,309 IT'S GOING GREAT I GOT SOME QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERED 268 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:43,750 >> ALL RIGHTY, WELL I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO * CAN SOMEONE PLEAS 269 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:52,058 GIVE ME NETFLIX USERNAME AND PASSWORD * 270 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:58,064 * JUST GIVE ME $1 A MONTH AN I'LL GIVE YOU MY NAME AN 271 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,667 PASSWORD * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, HEY, I LIKE THAT 272 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,304 ANSWER >> YEAH, I LIKE THAT QUESTION. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL HOW 273 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:10,643 ABOUT THIS ONE * IS CHRISTIAN BALE A CHRISTIA 274 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:16,916 SINCE HIS NAME IS CHRISTIAN * * IS MITT ROMNE 275 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:25,425 A BASEBALL GLOVE * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW THAT -- NOW THAT 276 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,627 IS A GOOD POINT. >> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD POINT, KEV. 277 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:36,403 >> Jimmy: KAD. >> KAD, MY FRIEND. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE MAKES 278 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:45,278 A GOOD POINT AS WELL * WHICH IS WORS IGNORANCE OR APATH 279 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:54,220 I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE * >> Jimmy: OH 280 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:59,259 OOH, OOH, OOH. THAT STINGS. >> YEAH, IT STINGS 281 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,395 IT STINGS WORSE THAN A SHOOK UP BEEHIVE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 282 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,165 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN 283 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:07,133 >> IT'S WHEN YOU TAKE A BUNCH OF BEES AND YOU SHAKE THEM, AND THE LAST ONE THAT STINGS YOU, 284 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:16,142 YOU GOT TO MARRY HIM >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW SPICY THIS NEXT QUESTION IS. 285 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:28,688 * HOW MANY FINGER AM I HOLDING U DEPENDS AR 286 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:36,096 YOU ANGRY * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD -- I'M GLAD 287 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:41,701 YOU'RE HERE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS. >> AND I'M HAPPY AS PIE TO BE 288 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,770 ANSWERING THEM AND I THINK WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 289 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:52,512 THE SAYING * OH, GET INTO IT. 290 00:21:52,512 --> 00:22:01,388 * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR 291 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:08,561 YOU. >> LAY IT ON ME, MY INQUISITIVE FRIEND KAD 292 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:25,612 * WHY DO CHIPS GET STAL THOG DON'T CARE * >> Jimmy: THOG WROTE THAT? 293 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:30,550 >> CLASSIC THOG. THOG WROTE THAT INDEED >> I WONDER IF THOG WROTE THIS 294 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:40,994 NEXT ONE * HOW DO YOU GET YOUTUB TO COME FILM YOU 295 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:53,139 JUST KEEP ON CALLING AND SOON THEY WILL RESPOND * >> Jimmy: WOW. 296 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,408 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT TOOK A TURN >> YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT TO FIND 297 00:22:55,408 --> 00:23:02,382 IT SOMETIMES, BUT I DO, I DO, I FIND IT IN MY OWN TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT IT 298 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,386 I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION IF YOU'VE GOT SOME TIME >> OH, YEAH, I'M GOING NOWHERE 299 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:12,592 I LIVE HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I LIVE IN HERE. 300 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:18,531 >> Jimmy: OKAY, PERFECT. * HAS ANYONE EVER HELD THEI BREATH FOR OVER AN HOU 301 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:31,611 YES DEAD PEOPLE * >> Jimmy: THAT IS ALL OUR TIME, FOLKS. 302 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:35,548 THANKS FOR HAVING US WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 303 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,518 WHY DO I SAY THAT? WE'RE NOT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 304 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,921 OH, WE ARE, WE ARE HEY, JIMMY HEY, SAY HI. 305 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,424 >> OH MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS I'M A BIG FAN. 306 00:23:44,424 --> 00:24:03,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST 307 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:09,215 TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR, A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, AND A 308 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,651 A VERY, VERY, VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN HE NOW STARS IN THE TELEVISION 309 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,354 SERIES "THE MOODYS." AND YOU CAN SEE THE SECOND SEASON THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 310 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:22,495 SEASON THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 9:30 ON FOX. HERE IS DENIS LEARY! 311 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:23,563 * 312 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,199 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YES OH, I WISH YOU WERE HERE, 313 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:30,236 BUDDY, OH MY GOSH. >> I KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 314 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,206 THE FIRST THING I WAS GOING TO SAY, IS, I JUST -- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT THERE. 315 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:35,709 BUT LISTEN, I'M HALF VAXXED, OKAY >> Jimmy: GOOD 316 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:39,679 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I'M GOING TO BE FULLY VAXXED 317 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,748 HALF VAXXED IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT ALL PEOPLE ALREADY SAY ABOUT ME AND HOW I DO THINGS. 318 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:44,918 BUT, I'M HALF VAXXED I'LL BE FULLY VAXXED IN TWO WEEKS. 319 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:48,088 SO, THEN, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY I'LL BE ABLE TO COME INTO THE STUDIO AND SEE YOU 320 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:53,760 IT'S SO WEIRD NOT TO BE LIVE YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WE HAVE LIKE OVER 321 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,464 50 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE. SO WE ACTUALLY HAVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 322 00:24:57,464 --> 00:25:02,569 WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAN EVEN DO THIS >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG 323 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:05,939 SPORTS FAN, BIG BOSTON SPORTS FAN. AND I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT 324 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:07,941 TOM BRADY AND HOW YOU FELT, HIM LEAVING THE PATRIOTS AND WENT ON TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL FOR 325 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:16,549 TAMPA BAY. I KNOW SORRY TO BRING THIS UP 326 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:21,554 >> SO LISTEN, SADLY, MY PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT. MY PLAN WAS THAT TOM WAS GOING 327 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,556 TO GO TO ANOTHER TEAM, IN THIS CASE TAMPA BAY, AND THAT TEAM WOULD SUCK, AND THEN HE WOULD 328 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:29,362 COME BACK. SO IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT -- MY PLAN. 329 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,298 >> Jimmy: NO >> SO I WAS SHOCKED. BECAUSE I'M LIKE, HE'S GOING TO 330 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,702 A TEAM THAT HAS PEWTER COLOR FOOTBALL PANTS I MEAN, LITERALLY, PEWTER IS 331 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:42,142 THE COLOR OF THEIR PANTS >> Jimmy: PEWTER, WHAT >> I MEAN, HIS WIFE'S -- HIS 332 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:44,744 WIFE'S A FASHION MODEL SHE MUST HAVE SAID, "HONEY, YOU CAN'T WEAR PEWTER COLORED 333 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,480 PANTS. YOU CAN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,884 I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER THAT HE WON AGAIN. AND IF THERE'S ANY QUESTION 335 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,819 ABOUT HIM BEING THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME NOW, THAT'S SEVEN SUPER BOWLS, RIGHT 336 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:57,290 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YOU'D HAVE TO GET ALL OF THE OTHER MULTIPLE SUPER 337 00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:03,630 BOWL-WINNING QUARTERBACKS, THERE'S VERY FEW AND IF THEY WANT TO PROVE 338 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,598 THEY'RE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, THROW THE LOMBARDI TROPHY, WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK, 339 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:11,938 FROM ONE BOAT TO ANOTHER BOAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 340 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,374 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ULTIMATE. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 341 00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:19,179 >> THAT'S THE TEST >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS 342 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:22,248 YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR, THIS SHOW CALLED "COMICS COME HOME" IN BOSTON. 343 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,851 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE INVOLVED WITH IT WHENEVER 344 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,553 I CAN, WHENEVER -- EVERY YEAR I'VE BEEN GOING, WHENEVER I CAN, IT BENEFITS CAM NEELY 345 00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:37,063 FOUNDATION AND WE PERFORM, OR DO STANDUP, OR I MAKE YOU SING A SONG. 346 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,499 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I GOT THIS FOOTAGE I WANTED TO SHOW YOU 347 00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,769 BECAUSE DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU SURPRISED ME >> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 348 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,971 IS THIS FOOTAGE FROM THE JOHN MAYER THING >> Jimmy: YEAH 349 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:50,543 >> OKAY, YOU HAVE TO LET ME SET IT UP. AND I LOVE WHEN JIMMY COMES, 350 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,512 BECAUSE WE END UP SINGING A SONG TOGETHER. YOU KNOW 351 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:54,914 WHICH IS A BLAST SO, I CALLED JOHN MAYER, WITHOUT TELLING JIMMY. 352 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,484 AND I SAY, "LISTEN, I HAVE AN IDEA YOU COME ON THE SHOW, YOU 353 00:26:57,484 --> 00:27:01,087 PLAY -- JIMMY WANTS TO DO "WALK THIS WAY." YOU PLAY "WALK THIS WAY," BUT 354 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:04,891 WE DON'T TELL JIMMY IN ADVANCE SO, JIMMY DOESN'T FIND OUT UNTIL YOU WALK ON STAGE DURING 355 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:12,766 THIS SONG. LIKE, YOU'LL START THE RIFF. * 356 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,502 YOU AND I START SINGING. NOW, FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SUNG THAT SONG, THAT'S AN 357 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:19,673 INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT SONG TO SING NOT BECAUSE OF THE, YOU KNOW, 358 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:23,276 THE LEVEL OF THE NOTES IT'S BECAUSE THE LYRICS ARE JAM-PACKED, AND THEY'RE 359 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:28,081 UNBELIEVABLY FAST. RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 360 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:30,617 >> SO JIMMY AND I HAD REHEARSED IT AS TRADING LINES BACK AND FORTH. 361 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,386 SO, YOU KNOW IF YOU -- IF ONE GUY MISSES A LINE, YOU'RE KIND OF SCREWED, 362 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:39,259 RIGHT? JIMMY COMES OUT. * 363 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:43,630 AND ME AND JIMMY START DOING THE SONG JOHN MAYER WALKS OUT ON STAGE. 364 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:46,599 THE CROWD GOES NUTS, WHICH THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO. AND JIMMY STOPPED SINGING. 365 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:51,404 [ LAUGHTER ] COMPLETELY I FIGURED HE'D LOOK AT 366 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,673 JOHN MAYER AND BE SURPRISED. HE LOOKED AT JOHN MAYER LIKE HE'S SURPRISED, AND THEN GOES 367 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,075 OVER AND STARTS HUGGING JOHN MAYER AND, LIKE, HANGING OUT WITH HIM 368 00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:57,877 I'M LIKE, "I'M SINGING THE ENTIRE SONG BY MYSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:06,820 FOR LIKE TWO VERSES. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 370 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,788 >> Jimmy: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU 371 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,790 A CLIP I DIDN'T KNOW -- I FORGOT THAT I DID THAT 372 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,759 HERE'S, I GUESS, THE MOMENT WHERE I SPOT JOHN MAYER SURPRISING ME AT "COMICS COME 373 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,895 SURPRISING ME AT "COMICS COME HOME" WITH DENIS LEARY TAKE A LOOK. 374 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:25,071 [ CHEERS ] 375 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:28,742 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "HEY." >> YOU CAN HEAR ME SINGING IN 376 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:30,710 THE BACKGROUND >> Jimmy: I KNEW THE GUITAR SOUNDED GOOD, AND YOUR BAND IS 377 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:34,114 ALWAYS GREAT, BUT I WAS LIKE, "THAT GUITAR SOUNDS GREAT. AND THEN, I WAS LIKE - 378 00:28:34,114 --> 00:28:37,884 AND I WAS ABOUT TO GO LIKE, "SHE STARTS SWINGING." AND I GO, "HEY, DUDE, WHAT'S 379 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:42,422 GOING ON?" >> YOU LITERALLY -- I KEPT SINGING. 380 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,257 I LOOKED AT YOU, AND I WAS LIKE, "HE'S NOT GOING TO KEEP SINGING. 381 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:46,493 SO, NOW, I'M ON THE TELEPROMPTER SINGING YOUR LINES, RIGHT 382 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:47,927 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOUR LINES. 383 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,063 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I LOOK OVER, AND YOU'RE DANCING WITH JOHN MAYER. 384 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:55,535 AND I LITERALLY, AT ONE POINT, WAS LIKE, "HEY, LET'S GO!" UNBELIEVABLE 385 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:58,071 >> Jimmy: DENIS, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SHOW, BUDDY. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE 386 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:01,341 MOODYS." >> YES >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 387 00:29:01,341 --> 00:29:04,377 IT'S A FAMILY SITCOM ELIZABETH PERKINS, SUPER FUNNY YOU GET TO PLAY HOCKEY, WHICH 388 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:10,850 IS COOL. >> YEAH, I GET TO PLAY HOCKEY. SO, I'LL GIVE YOU THE SETUP. 389 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:15,588 YOU KNOW, IT'S A LIMITED SERIES EVERY TIME IT COMES ON SO, THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT, 390 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,391 IT WAS ABOUT FAMILY CHRISTMAS. THIS YEAR, THERE'S A FAMILY WEDDING THAT STARTS OUT FOR THE 391 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:22,429 FIRST 15 SECONDS OF EPISODE ONE, YOU KNOW THAT THE WEDDING DIDN'T GO WELL 392 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:27,200 AND THEN WE FLASH BACK THE KIDS HAVE BEEN LOCKED DOWN WITH US IN THE PANDEMIC, LIKE 393 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,871 A LOT OF US IN REAL LIFE >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND NOW, THE PANDEMIC'S OVER 394 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,640 AND TWO OF THEM LEAVE, AND THEN THEY COME RIGHT BACK SO WE'RE REALLY GETTING ON EACH 395 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,178 OTHER'S NERVES EVEN AFTER THE PANDEMIC AND EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED TO BE 396 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:43,516 LIVING OUT ON THEIR OWN -- I THINK THAT'S WHAT THE CLIP'S ABOUT. 397 00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:45,819 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S SUPER FUNNY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 398 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:48,054 HERE'S DENIS LEARY IN THE NEW SEASON OF "THE MOODYS," TAKE A A LOOK 399 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:50,724 >> HEY, LOOK AT THIS ALL THREE OF MY ADULT CHILDREN LIVING AT HOME, EATING MY FOOD 400 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:55,061 AND USING MY GAS-POWERED HEAT. HOW DELIGHTFUL SO, RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO GO 401 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,230 OVER TO THE FRIDGE AND GET SOME CREAM. AND THERE BETTER BE ENOUGH LEFT 402 00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:07,140 FOR MY COFFEE. 'CAUSE IF THERE ISN'T, I'M GOING TO FIND THE CULPRIT, AND 403 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,575 I WILL HAVE TWO OF MY ADULT CHILDREN LIVING AT HOME WITH ME 404 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:18,551 UH-OH. OH, IT'S NOT GOOD. OH THIS -- I DON'T THINK IT'S 405 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:23,656 GOING TO -- OH OH, YES. WE REMAIN A FAMILY OF FIVE 406 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:34,200 >> YAY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 407 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,770 DENIS LEARY, EVERYBODY CATCH THE NEW SEASON OF "THE MOODYS" THURSDAYS AT 9:30 ON 408 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:41,675 FOX. >> I LOVE YOU, PAL >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. 409 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,877 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON 410 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:46,279 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON BACK 411 00:30:46,279 --> 00:31:07,167 * >>> MY NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNER AND A TONY NOMINATED 412 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:11,871 ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW HBO MAX SERIES, "MADE FOR LOVE," WHICH WILL BEGIN 413 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:15,709 STREAMING NEW EPISODES TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME CRISTIN MILIOTI 414 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:33,960 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 415 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,098 THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO OUR SHOW >> OH GOD, MY PLEASURE 416 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:41,134 >> Jimmy: AND DOING THAT SILLY SKETCH BUT ALSO THANK YOU FOR -- 417 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:45,705 YOU'RE THE ONLY GUEST TO BE IN BOTH STUDIOS >> I KNOW, YEAH. 418 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:49,576 >> Jimmy: LIVE IN STUDIO THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S MY PLEASURE 419 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:53,113 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE A FULL AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SO -- 420 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:55,582 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MADE FOR LOVE," YOUR HBO MAX SHOW IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS 421 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:59,552 CONGRATS ON THAT IT'S AWESOME >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 422 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,622 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD WE WERE SAYING BACKSTAGE, 423 00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:05,825 BECAUSE I SAW A PICTURE OF YOU IN FRONT OF A GIANT BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE. 424 00:32:05,825 --> 00:32:09,062 >> YES, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND YOU TOOK A A PICTURE, OR YOU -- WHO TOOK 425 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:13,333 THAT PICTURE >> MY SHOW RUNNER AND I, CHRISTINA LEE, WE WENT UP TO 426 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:16,302 TIMES SQUARE BECAUSE WE HEARD THERE WAS GOING TO BE A BILLBOARD FOR LIKE 427 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,806 45 MINUTES CAUSE IT'S ELECTRONIC, SO THEY LIKE SWITCH THROUGH IT 428 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:22,942 AND SO WE RACED UP WITH SIPPY CUPS FULL OF WINE TO JUST LIKE CELEBRATE IT 429 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,978 >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. >> YEAH, YEAH. 430 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:28,348 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS PHOTO, CAUSE I JUST LOVE ANYONE WHO'S EXCITED -- 431 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:31,451 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND APPRECIATIVE, BUT ALSO, THIS PHOTO I LIKE ALMOST 432 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,420 EVEN MORE. CAUSE ONCE YOU'RE IN TIMES SQUARE - 433 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,690 >> YOU GOT TO GET THE CHARACTERS IN THERE. >> Jimmy: TIMES SQUARE ELMO AND 434 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:41,094 A COUPLE OF MICKEY MOUSES. >> YEAH, AND THERE'S ELMO, THERE'S THE MICKEY, AND THEN 435 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:45,899 THERE'S THE MICKEY THAT'S, LIKE, ON AN OFF DAY, GOING TO THE MALL, JUST LIKE WEARING 436 00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:50,370 A COAT WITH A PURSE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT MICKEY'S GOT A COAT AND A PURSE 437 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:53,540 >> OH BUT, THEY KEPT BEING LIKE, "YOU DON'T WANT THAT, YOU DON'T WANT THAT POSTER IN THE 438 00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:57,911 BACK, HERE'S THE BETTER ANGLE. AND WE KEPT BEING LIKE, "WE DO, SORRY. 439 00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:00,480 >> Jimmy: DUDE THAT'S ME, WITHOUT SAYING THAT. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 440 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,483 BUT WE WERE LIKE IN FRONT OF IT, AND WE HAD OUR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER, AMD WE WERE LIKE, 441 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:05,452 "WOW, WAY TO GO. MAN, WHAT A JOURNEY. AND THEN WE SAW IT GO LIKE, 442 00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:09,055 "BEEP! AND WE SAW SOMEONE'S LAPTOP AND THEY LIKE SCROLLED THE POINTER 443 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:16,796 OVER, AND DIDN'T THROW IT IN THE TRASH, BUT BASICALLY IT WAS A REAL LIKE -- THE TWO OF US 444 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,432 STANDING THERE BEING LIKE, "OH, SHOWBIZ. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHOW BUSINESS 445 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,134 FOR YOU. THAT'S A VERY NEW YORK KIND OF MOMENT 446 00:33:21,134 --> 00:33:23,103 RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A NEW YORKER. 447 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:25,405 >> I'M A NEW YORKER. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SO HAPPY TO SEE IT COMING BACK 448 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,841 >> SO HAPPY. I JUST TOOK THE SUBWAY FOR THE FIRST TIME 449 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,610 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT LIKE 450 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:35,648 >> IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I PUT MY LIKE SUBWAY MUSIC IN, AND I LIKE ALWAYS AM BLASTING 451 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:39,853 MUSIC ON THE SUBWAY, AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL 452 00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:45,125 JUST THAT WE WERE ALL BACK IN THERE TOGETHER >> Jimmy: YEAH 453 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,327 >> BUT IT WASN'T -- OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT AT A LEVEL THAT LIKE -- I MISS -- AND I KNOW 454 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:51,164 WE'LL GET BACK TO THIS, LIKE THE FULL, FULL LIKE -- >> Jimmy: JAM-PACKED 455 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:55,835 >> SUBWAY, LIKE I'M ON A A NEW YORK SUBWAY, IT'S CROWDED. 456 00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:59,673 >> Jimmy: YEAH SOME PEOPLE ARE TOUCHING ME. >> SOME PEOPLE ARE TOUCHING ME, 457 00:33:59,673 --> 00:34:01,741 YEAH I WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO NOT TOUCH THE POLES. 458 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:05,045 I WOULD TRY TO LIKE SURF >> Jimmy: OH, DANGEROUS. >> WHICH NO ONE LIKE 459 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,147 IT'S VERY RUDE, I WOULDN'T DO IT NOW >> Jimmy: DANGEROUS. 460 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:09,883 >> WHEN I WAS IN MY EARLY 20s, I'D BE LIKE, "I BET YOU I CAN'T TOUCH THE POLE!" 461 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,751 AND I WAS LIKE -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WOULD YOU FALL DOWN 462 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:16,423 >> YEAH, ONE TIME I WAS HEADED TO A REHEARSAL, AND I HAD A BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE, AND I 463 00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:20,927 WAS TRYING TO DO THAT THING CAUSE IT WAS LIKE GERMS TOO, BUT ALSO LIKE, I LIVE HERE 464 00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:27,067 I WOULD LIKE TRY TO SURF IT WITH THE STOPS >> Jimmy: YEAH 465 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,769 >> SO I WOULD USE LIKE ONE ANKLE BONE AGAINST LIKE THE THING. 466 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:35,675 AND THEN I WAS LIKE TRYING TO EAT THE BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE, AND THEY LIKE STOPPED SHORT, 467 00:34:35,675 --> 00:34:40,180 AND I FELL, BUT I WAS ABLE TO HOLD IT UP, AND I GOT IT ALL OVER MY NECK AND HAIR. 468 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,682 BUT I WAS ON MY BACK, IN THE GROSSEST, STICKIEST SUBWAY CAR BUT I WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE 469 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:46,953 BAGEL. AND THEN EVERYONE APPLAUDED. >> THAT'S NEW YORK 470 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:51,091 THAT IS NEW YORK RIGHT THERE >> THAT'S NEW YORK >> Jimmy: THAT IS NEW YORK 471 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:53,993 >> I KNOW, I'M VERY EXCITED TO GET BACK TO THAT >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT 472 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:56,463 "MADE FOR LOVE." CONGRATS ON THE REVIEWS. BUT ALSO, IT'S SUCH A COOL 473 00:34:56,463 --> 00:35:01,067 CONCEPT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT SOLD YOU 474 00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:03,069 ON IT? >> YEAH. I MEAN WHEN I READ IT, I'D 475 00:35:03,069 --> 00:35:07,040 NEVER READ ANYTHING LIKE IT. IT'S VERY HARD TO DESCRIBE IT'S LIKE -- 476 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,610 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY >> YEP >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S SCI-FI. 477 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,679 >> YEP >> Jimmy: AND IT'S TWISTED >> YEAH. 478 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,614 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD >> YES WHEN I TRY TO DESCRIBE IT, DO 479 00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:16,816 YOU KNOW THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO OF LIKE THE LITTLE BOY WHO'S TRYING TO DESCRIBE -- HE'S 480 00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:20,120 TRYING TO ASK A QUESTION -- HE'S LIKE DID YOU EVER -- DID YOU SEE THE -- AND YOU LIKED IT 481 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:26,059 SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IT'S LIKE THAT WHENEVER I TRY 482 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:28,461 TO DESCRIBE IT I'M LIKE, "IT'S COMEDY, AND IT'S ALSO A SURVIVOR STORY, 483 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:30,530 IT'S ALSO DARK, IT'S ALSO TWISTED, IT'S ALSO SCI-FI, PLEASE JUST WATCH IT 484 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:38,438 IT'S GREAT." I LOVE IT. I MEAN, I LOVE IT. 485 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:40,974 BUT IT IS LIKE PEOPLE MIGHT NOT TRUST YOU IF YOU'RE LIKE, "JUST TRUST ME 486 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,942 IT'S GOOD! >> Jimmy: OH, IT WORKS IT'S GOOD. 487 00:35:42,942 --> 00:35:45,779 >> BUT IT -- IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I REALLY LOVED ABOUT IT IS THAT IT HAD 488 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:49,349 SO MANY DIFFERENT GENRES THAT I JUST HADN'T EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 489 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:51,985 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S CRISTIN MILIOTI AND 490 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:56,790 RAY ROMANO IN "MADE FOR LOVE," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> I NEED YOU TO PAY A LITTLE 491 00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:59,092 MORE RESPECT TO DIANE. IT IS WHAT IT IS SHE'S PART OF THE FAMILY 492 00:35:59,092 --> 00:36:17,377 >> ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW THIS WORKS. DO YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF HER 493 00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:29,189 FOOD AND THEN PRETEND THAT SHE ATE IT OH 494 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:35,428 IS IT RUINED IF I DO IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CRISTIN MILIOTI. 495 00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:38,665 NEW EPISODES OF "MADE FOR LOVE" BEGIN STREAMING TOMORROW ON HBO MAX. 496 00:36:38,665 --> 00:36:41,267 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ROD WAVE, COME ON BACK 497 00:36:41,267 --> 00:37:03,456 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING 498 00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:07,560 "TOMBSTONE" FROM HIS NUMBER ONE ALBUM "SOULFLY," HERE IS ROD WAVE 499 00:37:08,361 --> 00:37:28,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 500 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:33,420 * I KEEP MY GUN 501 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,955 IN MY DRAWER DUCKING THE SAD NEWS MY PHONE SAY SEVEN* 502 00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:38,124 * MISSED CALL I KNOW IT'S BAD NEWS LIFE HAD LEFT ME 503 00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:41,094 SO SCARRED* * I'M KNOWING THAT'S TRUE REMEMBER TIMES GOT SO HARD 504 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:46,599 I GOT IT TATTOOE I AIN'T DID NO SHOWS* * BUT MADE SOME BREAD 505 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:52,072 I TRYING KEEP THE FAMILY FED I TALKED TO POPS ABOUT THE FEDS* 506 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:57,110 * I AIN'T GON' LI HE HAD ME SCARED U I FEEL 'EM COMIN 507 00:37:57,110 --> 00:38:01,414 I'LL KEEP ON RUNNING* * IF WE GO DOWN BAD KEEP IT A HUNDRE 508 00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:04,084 MY GIRL ALL IN MY EAR SCREAMING* * SPEND SOME TIME 509 00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:07,921 I PROMISE I'LL BE HERE WHEN I CAN GET SOME TIME RIGHT NOW I GOT TO* 510 00:38:07,921 --> 00:38:11,524 * GET WHAT'S MINE I'LL BE THUGGIN' 'TIL THE END OF TIME 511 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:15,028 AND ALL THESE* * PEOPLE LAME THEY LOVE SAYING MY NAME 512 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:18,665 MAKE SURE YOU WRITE TH TRUEST IN THE GAME* * ON MY TOMBSTONE 513 00:38:18,665 --> 00:38:24,738 WHEN THEY BURY M BY THE RIVER THEY WILL CARRY ME* 514 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:29,342 * FINALLY I'LL BE RESTING IN PEACE FINALLY FINALL 515 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:35,115 I'LL GET TO FLY AWAY* * SOMEWHERE SOMEDAY ALL THESE PEOPLE LAM 516 00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:39,052 THEY LOV SAYING MY NAME* * MAKE SURE YOU WRITE 517 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:43,289 THE TRUEST IN THE GAME ON MY TOMBSTON WHEN THEY BURY ME* 518 00:38:43,289 --> 00:38:46,593 * BY THE RIVE THEY WILL CARRY ME FINALLY I'LL B 519 00:38:46,593 --> 00:38:53,266 RESTING IN PEACE* * FINALLY FINALLY I'LL GET TO FLY AWAY 520 00:38:53,266 --> 00:39:03,543 SOMEWHERE, SOMEDAY FINALLY FINALLY* * TRUEST IN THE GAM 521 00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:16,690 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH* 522 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:39,846 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH* * YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH FINALLY FINALLY YEAH 523 00:39:40,914 --> 00:39:41,848 TRUEST IN THE GAME 524 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:51,558 TRUEST IN THE GAME YEAH* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 525 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:54,527 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO ROD WAVE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME 526 00:39:54,527 --> 00:40:12,312 BACK, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 527 00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:14,614 NIGHT, WE'LL HAVE CAREY MULLIGAN, CALEB McLAUGHLIN, AND 528 00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:19,252 KALI UCHIS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, MY THANKS TO ONE OF 529 00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:21,221 THE BEST COMEDIANS OUT THERE, DENIS LEARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:25,925 CRISTIN MILIOTI. ROD WAVE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT OVER THERE 531 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,194 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.