1 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,846 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:19,185 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,456 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL CERA 4 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:26,726 KEKE PALMER, COMEDIAN SIMON TAYLOR, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:34,367 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1684 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:40,573 >> Questlove: 1684 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:56,456 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:08,068 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. 9 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,437 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU, PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES 10 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:14,374 THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:19,746 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,149 WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME GOOD NEWS. TODAY GAS PRICES IN THE U.S. 13 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:31,991 HIT A TWO-MONTH LOW COMING IN JUST UNDER $4.50 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:36,696 THAT STORY AGAIN, GAS PRICES ARE STILL HIGH [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:40,500 YEP, GAS PRICES ARE ON THE WAY DOWN THIS MORNING A WHITE HOUSE AIDE 16 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,736 SAID, "GOOD NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT. AND BIDEN WAS LIKE, "IS TODAY 17 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:46,306 APRIL 1st? [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, BIDEN CAN'T CATCH A 18 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,607 A BREAK. GAS PRICES ARE FINALLY DOWN, BUT THANKS TO THE HEAT, 19 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:53,947 GATORADE IS NOW $7 A GALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED 20 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:58,551 BUT IT IS HOT! IT IS HOT. >> Tariq: YEAH, HOW HOT IS IT? 21 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:00,420 >> Jimmy: NOT JUST HERE IN THE U.S., BUT THERE ARE RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURES ALL ACROSS THE 22 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,889 WORLD. SERIOUSLY, IT'S SO HOT, PEOPLE ON TIKTOK WERE SLAPPING EACH 23 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:07,627 OTHER WITH TORTILLAS JUST FOR THE BREEZE [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:11,898 >> Steve: OY >> Jimmy: IT'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW, THE FANTASY SUITE ON "THE 25 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,734 BACHELORETTE" IS JUST THE BACK OF AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. HEY! 26 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:18,238 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MR. SOFTEE >> Jimmy: YEAH 27 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:24,277 [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS SO HOT, PEOPLE ARE ORDERING CHIPOTLE JUST SO THE 28 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:28,281 E. COLI CAN GIVE THEM THE CHILLS THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 29 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:32,652 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HOT IT IS 30 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,220 ALL ACROSS EUROPE, THE HEAT IS BRUTAL TODAY ACTUALLY WAS THE HOTTEST 31 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:40,093 DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE U.K. AT 40 DEGREES CELSIUS YEAH 32 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,696 AMERICANS HEARD THAT AND WERE LIKE, "YEAH, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 33 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,230 [ LAUGHTER ] "IS THAT HOT IS THAT HOT? 34 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,999 YEP. THE HEAT HAS BEEN BREAKING RECORDS AROUND THE WORLD AND 35 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:53,540 WE'RE ALL TRYING TO BEAT THE - [ LIGHTNING STRIKE ] WHAT -- WHAT IS THAT 36 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,476 >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S IN MY CONTRACT [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:01,081 IF IT GETS ABOVE 95, I GET MISTED >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 38 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,683 >> Steve: I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU A LOSER, BUT YOU SHOULD GET A BETTER AGENT 39 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:09,823 [ THUNDER >> Jimmy: WOW. OH 40 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:15,161 >> Steve: NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY? 41 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,130 DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? >> Steve: YEAH, NOW, I'M COOL. 42 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,200 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY COOL, BUDDY >> Steve: AH, MAN. 43 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,269 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DEFINITELY COOL >> Jimmy: YEAH 44 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:26,172 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS "THE BACHELORETTE" IS IN FULL 45 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:29,075 SWING, AND IF YOU -- [ CHEERS ] YEAH 46 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:30,910 OH, IT'S GOOD. IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW 47 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:36,082 THIS SEASON THERE ARE NOT ONE, BUT TWO BACHELORETTES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 48 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,219 IT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD TO DATE TWO GIRLS AT ONCE. BUT REMEMBER, IT IS A SHOW 49 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:45,125 ABOUT DATING 32 GUYS AT ONCE SO JUST REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,627 SO AS OF LAST NIGHT, THEY'RE DOWN TO 21 GUYS. YEAH, AND I GOTTA SAY, MY 51 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:54,100 FAVORITE REMAINING CONTESTANTS ARE JACOB, JAMES, JASON, JOHNNY AND JORDAN 52 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,440 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ONE MORE TIME. 53 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:06,780 THAT'S JAMES, JACOB, JOHNNY, JASON AND JORDAN [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:15,188 AGAIN, THAT'S JAMIE, JAMIE, JEREMIAH, JAMARCUS AND JORDAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 55 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:21,061 AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, THAT'S JIBBLY, JABBLY, JADABBLY, BABBABLY AND JORDAN. 56 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:28,101 AND FINALLY, ONE LAST TIME THAT'S JA, JED, JER, JUH AND I FORGET THIS GUY'S NAME 57 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:38,578 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE WAS PRETTY DRAMATIC 58 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,214 IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S A RE-ENACTMENT WITH ACTUAL WORDS FROM THE ACTUAL SHOW 59 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:45,318 STARRING ME, TARIQ, AND QUESTLOVE. GUYS 60 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:54,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. I'LL BE PLAYING CHRIS. 61 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:58,465 A CONTESTANT WITH NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS >> Questlove: AND I'LL BE 62 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:03,303 PLAYING QUINCEY, WHO IS ABOUT TO CONFRONT CHRIS. >> Jimmy: I'LL BE PLAYING 63 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:08,641 JORDAN H [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET READY 64 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,143 * >> Tariq: MY PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE IS THAT IF YOU'RE 65 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,845 IN A SITUATION WHERE THERE'S FOUR PEOPLE INVITED TO THIS FANTASY SUITE, AND THEN THE 66 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,613 FEMALE IN THAT SITUATION HAS SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE, THEN I WOULDN'T BE ITERESTED IN THAT 67 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:25,492 PERSON BEING THE PERSON I'M WITH >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU VOCALIZE 68 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:29,462 THAT TO THEM BEFORE FANTASY SUITES, OR DURING FANTASY SUITES, OR AFTER FANTASY 69 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:35,101 SUITES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: GOOD QUESTION. 70 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,705 WELL, IT WOULD BE DEPENDENT ON THE SITUATION. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU WOULDN'T 71 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:43,309 KNOW THE SITUATION >> Tariq: LISTEN LISTEN 72 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,378 >> Jimmy: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE SITUATION. >> Tariq: GOSH DARN IT 73 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:50,083 I DID NOT SAY THAT LIKE, I DID NOT -- >> Jimmy: DID HE NOT 74 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,418 DID HE NOT DID HE NOT DID HE NOT 75 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,687 >> Questlove: LOOK >> Jimmy: DID HE NOT >> Questlove: LOOK, LOOK 76 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,856 >> Jimmy: DID HE NOT DID HE NOT DID HE NOT 77 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,491 DID HE NOT [ LAUGHTER ] DID HE NOT 78 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:04,064 DID HE NOT DID HE NOT [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,700 >> Questlove: LOOK, YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL IT, THOUGH >> Tariq: LOOK, I'VE LET YOU 80 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:12,138 SPEAK. AND I LET HIM SPEAK. >> Questlove: I'M JUST SAYING, 81 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:17,077 THE WAY YOU'RE SAYING IT IS STILL RUBBING US THE WRONG WAY [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:20,914 >> Tariq: IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S RUBBING YOU WRONG? RUBBING YOU WRONG! 83 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:28,321 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 84 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,523 > Jimmy: QUESTLOVE AND TARIQ, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:36,529 THANK YOU. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:45,705 >> Questlove: OH, OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 87 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:51,945 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. SWITCHING GEARS -- SWITCHING GEARS, I READ THAT - 88 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,580 VERY NICE. I READ THAT OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS THE TOYS "R" US -- TOYS 89 00:06:53,580 --> 00:07:00,153 "R" US WILL OPEN INSIDE EVERY MACY'S STORE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 90 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,523 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 91 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:06,926 THEY'VE COMBINED A DEPARTMENT STORE WITH A TOY STORE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, A TARGET. 92 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,263 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS APPARENTLY DUE TO INFLATION, I 93 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,466 DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HEARD THIS CONSUMERS -- 94 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:17,203 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I DIDN'T HEAR IT WHAT IS IT 95 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,506 >> Jimmy: CONSUMERS ARE CUTTING BACK ON CHOCOLATE PURCHASES. >> Steve: WHAT 96 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:21,408 >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, I GUESS NOW THAT EXPLAINS THE NEW WHITMAN SAMPLER 97 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,409 THE NEW WHITMAN SAMPLER COMMERCIAL I JUST SAW. CHECK THIS OUT 98 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,378 NEED CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T 99 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:28,715 RESIST WHICH IS WHY WE'RE RELEASING OUR BRAND NEW WHITMAN SAMPLER, 100 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:33,053 NO BULL[ BLEEP ] WITHOUT ALL THAT UNNECESSARY CRAP EVERYONE HATES. 101 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,721 SO SAY GOODBYE TO CHERRY CORDIALS THAT TASTE LIKE FRUIT DIPPED IN YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S 102 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:39,492 PERFUME. OR COCONUT CHEWS THAT LEAK OUT A WEIRD MILKY GOO. 103 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:42,562 AND LET'S BE STRAIGHT UP NO ONE LIKES NOUGAT. WHITMAN SAMPLER, NO 104 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,832 BULL[ BLEEP ]. YOU WANT BULL[ BLEEP ], CALL RUSSELL STOVER 105 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:50,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN THAT'S JUST - CAN YOU BELIEVE I SAW THAT 106 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,674 >> Steve: ODD. INDEED >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS. 107 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,209 I SAW THAT TODAY FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR BILL De BLASIO DROPPED OUT OF 108 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:04,017 THE RACE FOR CONGRESS. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 109 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:10,557 THE HARDEST PART WAS BREAKING THE NEWS TO HIS SUPPORTER. [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:14,160 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? A MAN IN WISCONSIN TRIED TO USE A BRICK TO ROB A KAY JEWELERS. 111 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,731 DID YOU SEE THIS BUT IT DID NOT GO AS PLANNED TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 112 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:44,858 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 113 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,060 AFTER A FEW MINUTES EVEN THE SECURITY GUARD WAS LIKE, "HERE, LET ME TRY." 114 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:51,431 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY AND IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. 115 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,365 FINALLY, GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY AND IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 116 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 117 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:01,374 * WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. 118 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:07,380 THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 119 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,149 NOW, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON 120 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,318 WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 121 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,587 YOUR SEATS I CAN SEE THE CONFUSION RIGHT THERE. 122 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,023 YEAH JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FIRST ONE TO GRAB IT, 123 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,858 THAT'S YOURS YOU OWN IT NOW NOW, YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF 124 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,595 THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT. 125 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:26,066 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FUN. AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS LIVE 126 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,702 HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR CLICKERS >> Steve: GOT IT 127 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,670 HOPE I DON'T GET SHOCKED >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD, GOOD 128 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,605 WHICHEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT ON THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL 129 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:37,344 LIKE IT AND WETWEET IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH 130 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,412 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY 131 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,248 THE FIRST ONE HERE, THIS ONE I THINK IS GOING TO -- >> Steve: DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE 132 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,085 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE THE WINNER HERE WE GO 133 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,620 "THINKING ABOUT INSTALLING A A GIANT CLAW MACHINE CRANE ABOVE MY BED 134 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:53,093 IF I CAN'T PICK MYSELF UP IN FOUR TRIES, I'M SLEEPING IN. [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,363 * TEPID RESPONSE >> Steve: YEAH 136 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,432 >> Jimmy: TEPID RESPONSE I STILL HAVE FAITH I THINK THIS IS NOT GOING TO 137 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,935 WORK AT ALL. * >> Steve: DO YOU THINK IT IS 138 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,772 GOING TO BE 101? >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE GOOD I THINK WE'RE GOOD 139 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,042 EVERYONE MADE THEIR CHOICES. THE CAMERAS CUT TO EVERYONE AND THEIR HANDS WERE SILENT. 140 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,511 THEY WERE SITTING THERE LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] THEY MADE THEIR DECISION 141 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,747 IMMEDIATELY. THEY ARE NOT ON BOARD. >> Steve: RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE 142 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:17,017 OF THAT, THEY MADE IT. >> Jimmy: I THINK THE AUDIENCE DOES NOT ENJOY THIS. 143 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,085 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS LIVE ON THIS ONE WHAT IS IT 144 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:22,489 YES OR NO? * >> Steve: OH 145 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,991 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOT BAD. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 146 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,060 >> Steve: NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ABOUT THE REACTION 147 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,563 THAT'S ABOUT THE REACTION. >> Steve: YEAH TEPID. 148 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,665 >> Jimmy: YEAH, TEPID. THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "HEY, LET'S BE REAL. 149 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:38,772 WHAT THE HELL IS A SCALLOP?" [ LAUGHTER ] * 150 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:43,043 WHAT IS IT A CLAM A MUSSEL 151 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,646 DOES IT GROW ON THE SIDE OF BOATS? ALL RIGHT. 152 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,482 CAST YOUR VOTES. I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO DO PRETTY WELL. 153 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:55,055 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: WHOA * 154 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,892 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT >> Steve: 164! 155 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,494 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS LET'S BE REAL. 156 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,064 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE? IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. HERE WE GO 157 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,067 THIS ONE SAYS, "SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE SUITCASES TRYING TO GET DOWN TO THEIR CARRY-ON WEIGHT. 158 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,904 [ LAUGHTER ] * THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 159 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,741 PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING. YOU CAN LIKE THEM ALL. YOU CAN LIKE THEM ALL. 160 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,878 YOU CAN DISLIKE THEM ALL I'M LIKING THAT ONE AS WELL. >> Steve: I LIKE THAT ONE. 161 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,414 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT ONE, TOO LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THAT ONE. 162 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:26,419 OH * >> Jimmy: SO FAR 163 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:31,558 NO I LIKE IT. THIS ONE IS FUN. 164 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,326 THIS ONE IS REAL I LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT'S REAL AND IT'S FUN. 165 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,829 >> Steve: HAVE REAL FUN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 166 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,764 THIS ONE SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU'RE CARRYING SNACKS TO THE COUCH 167 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:41,968 USING BOTH ARMS AND YOUR CHEST. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:55,949 * OW >> Steve: OPEN THAT SNACKS 169 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,684 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 170 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:03,823 OH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,426 THAT'S GOOD AND FUN. IT'S REAL. THAT'S A PARTY RIGHT THERE 172 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,829 THAT'S A PARTY WE HAVE THE LAST ONE HERE. >> Steve: OH, WHAT 173 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:13,333 >> Jimmy: LAST ONE, YEAH DON'T PUT AWAY YOUR CLICKERS JUST YET 174 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,835 >> Steve: I THREW MINE AWAY. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "IF I NEED TO PEE WHILE I'M IN 175 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:20,974 A POOL, I AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO STEP OUT AND GET IN THE JACUZZI. 176 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:26,446 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: COME ON! 177 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,948 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN VOTE FOR IT, YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR IT. I SEE A LOT OF HEAD SHAKING, 178 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:34,220 BUT YOU'RE LAUGHING AT IT. THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION 179 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,390 THEY'RE ALL WINNERS. WE'RE ALL WINNERS HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 180 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,793 THAT'S OUR SLOGAN. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 181 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:48,101 NO * THE WINNER IS -- 182 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,903 THE WINNER IS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU'RE CARRYING SNACKS TO THE COUCH 183 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,540 USING BOTH ARMS AND YOUR CHEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,409 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I'LL POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 185 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,446 IT YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. 186 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,616 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW SOME OF MY FAVORITES TONIGHT MICHAEL CERA IS HERE TONIGHT 187 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,454 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL CERA KEKE PALMER IS ON THE SHOW THIS 188 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,057 EVENING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP 189 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,594 FROM SIMON TAYLOR. STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 190 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,931 PLAYING "PASSWORD" WITH MICHAEL CERA AND KEKE PALMER COME ON BACK 191 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:25,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: TUBE 192 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,641 >> IS THAT HELPFUL >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> Jimmy: TUBE 193 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,711 IT'S SO HELPFUL, TUBE! [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. 194 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,313 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. SNORKLE? 195 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,765 I'M TARIQ TROTTER. AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PASSWORD! 196 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:58,638 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS 197 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:04,110 TO MY LEFT, HIS MOVIE "PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK" IS IN THEATERS NOW 198 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,614 IT'S MICHAEL CERA! >> Jimmy: OH NO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 199 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:12,419 OH * >> Tariq: NOW, MICHAEL 200 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:16,456 MICHAEL, MY APOLOGIES. YOUR PARTNER THIS EVENING -- >> Jimmy: YOUR APOLOGIES 201 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,058 >> Tariq: IS THE HOST OF THE NBC'S "TONIGHT SHOW," AND A GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING 202 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:23,329 MUSICIAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> Tariq: JIMMY FALLON, 203 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:29,469 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 204 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,839 GUYS, YOUR FIRST OPPONENT IS THE BAND LEADER FOR THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 205 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:38,645 THE GREATEST MAN IN ALL OF HIP-HOP HISTORY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 206 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,847 >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SAY THAT ON THE CUE CARDS AT ALL. >> Tariq: SAY HELLO TO 207 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:44,984 QUESTLOVE! * >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT 208 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,922 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: AND HIS PARTNER IS THE HOST OF THE NEW SHOW ON 209 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:54,094 NBC, "PASSWORD," WHICH PREMIERS AUGUST 9th AT 10:00 P.M. AFTER "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. 210 00:14:54,094 --> 00:15:01,267 IT'S KEKE PALMER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 211 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:06,072 >> Jimmy: I HOPE THE RULES ARE VERY SIMPLE. >> Tariq: THE RULES OF THE GAME 212 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,842 ARE VERY SIMPLE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL GIVE EACH OF YOU 213 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:11,111 A PASSWORD ALL RIGHT? AND THEN YOU ARE TO GIVE A 214 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:15,382 A ONE-WORD CLUE. THAT'S ONE, ONE WORD ONLY. >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. 215 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:20,720 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE PASSWORD. 216 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,589 THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS FIRST CLUE - >> OH, WE HAVE TO WIN THIS 217 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,324 QUEST. >> Tariq: GOES TO -- >> NO PRESSURE 218 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,061 >> NO PRESSURE >> Tariq: JIMMY AND QUESTLOVE. >> THE PASSWORD IS - 219 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,766 >> Tariq: QUEST? 220 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:39,439 WHY DON'T YOU START THIS OFF >> Questlove: OKAY SCUBA. 221 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:48,081 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> DIVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 222 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,250 >> HE NODDED IS THAT -- >> Questlove: NO, NO 223 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,520 I WAS JUST - >> THAT'S NOT RIGHT? >> Questlove: I WAS SAYING, "A 224 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,155 NICE GUESS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 225 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,690 >> IT WAS ENCOURAGEMENT. IT WAS ENCOURAGEMENT >> Jimmy: OKAY 226 00:15:56,690 --> 00:16:05,932 BREATHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WAIT, COULD YOU 227 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,602 SAY THAT AGAIN >> Tariq: NO, NO, NO HE CAN'T 228 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,540 HE CAN'T SAY IT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: YOU HEARD THE FIRST CLUE 229 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,709 >> YEAH. >> Questlove: MORE WORDS YOU'RE - 230 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,577 >> NO, NO, NO. THAT'S TRUE. OKAY, NO 231 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:23,917 THERE'S A COUPLE WAYS TO GO, BUT I'M GOING TO SAY - GEAR 232 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,553 >> Tariq: SORRY. >> Jimmy: GEAR >> Tariq: MMM. 233 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:30,056 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OKAY >> Tariq: WOW! 234 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,791 >> Questlove: YOU HEARD ALL THE CLUES, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS 235 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:36,596 GEAR >> Questlove: GOGGLES. >> TANK. 236 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:43,069 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN IT, MICHAEL. [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:48,408 >> Jimmy: TUBE >> IS THAT HELPFUL >> NO, IT'S NOT. 238 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,979 >> Jimmy: TUBE IT'S SO HELPFUL, TUBE. >> OH. 239 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,816 SNORKEL? [ DINGING [ SCREAMING 240 00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:03,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WAIT. >> Tariq: I MEAN, LIKE - 241 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:08,395 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: THERE IS NO MUSIC PLAYING. 242 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,664 * >> Tariq: LOOK >> THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST 243 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,433 ROUND. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS THE FIRST ROUND 244 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,502 THIS IS FUN. WE'RE WARMING UP >> Tariq: IT'S ABOUT TIME. 245 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,704 >> Jimmy: SORRY, IT COULD HAVE BEEN GEAR, THOUGH. THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 246 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,873 >> WOW >> Jimmy: SCUBA GEAR >> I'M JUST -- YEAH. 247 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,841 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HAVE TO WORK THIS OUT I HAVE TO WORK ON THAT 248 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,477 >> Tariq: THE NEXT CLUE IS GOING TO GO TO MICHAEL >> NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO 249 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,747 SHINE. >> Tariq: AND TO KEKE. >> Jimmy: KEKE'S GOOD. 250 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,450 >> Tariq: KEKE'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE PASSWORD IS - 251 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,390 >> OKAY. >> Tariq: OKAY >> I GO FIRST? 252 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,560 >> Tariq: MICHAEL, YOU'RE UP FIRST. >> OH, YEAH. 253 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,495 >> OH, THAT'S HARD >> Jimmy: COME ON, WE GOT THIS, BUD. 254 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,131 PARTNER, WE GOT THIS BUD WE GOT THE FIRST ONE, WE'RE GOING TO GET THE SECOND ONE. 255 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:50,503 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THESE ARE SOME HARD ONES. [ SPEAKING FORGIEN LANGUAGE 256 00:17:50,503 --> 00:18:01,748 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: EXCELLENT. GESUNDHEIT 257 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,919 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE SAID GESUNDHEIT. 258 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,622 >> Jimmy: KITCHEN? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU WOULD NEVER GET THIS ON 259 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,126 THE FIRST CLUE >> SO THAT WAS SPANISH >> Questlove: OKAY 260 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,295 YES. >> Jimmy: OH YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE 261 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,899 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE >> SO A DISH >> Questlove: OH GOD 262 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:27,340 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] DISH 263 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:32,479 >> YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE MOST POPULAR. 264 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:38,051 YOU GOT IT >> Questlove: NO I GOT TO RESPECTFULLY PASS 265 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,054 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE -- >> NOT QUITE 266 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,756 >> Questlove: OH, YEAH LIKE HE GONNA GET IT GO AHEAD 267 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,592 OKAY, HIT ME, HIT ME >> I MEAN THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE 268 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,460 [ LAUGHTER ] >> RESPECTFULLY PASS >> Jimmy: PASS 269 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,095 HE DIDN'T EVEN GUESS >> HE DIDN'T EVEN -- >> Questlove: I DON'T EVEN KNOW 270 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,730 IF THAT'S ALLOWED. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE DOING IT. 271 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,133 >> Questlove: I'M A TRENDSETTER. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 272 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,202 SO - [ SPEAKING FORGIEN LANGUAGE DISH 273 00:18:56,202 --> 00:19:00,440 >> OH, YEAH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: IF YOU SAY ONE WORD. I MIGHT SAY THE OTHER WORD 274 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,175 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:07,447 >> I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> WHOLE 276 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,516 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: NO, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 277 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:13,053 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHOLE. >> Questlove: DON'T BE 278 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:17,023 IMMATURE >> WHOLE >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE 279 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,027 CHIMICHANGA? >> Questlove: OH, MY GOD [ SCREAMING 280 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:27,133 >> Tariq: THAT'S A SAYING? >> Jimmy: BUT THE WHOLE -- >> Questlove: NO 281 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,837 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S THE WHOLE -- OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW. 282 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:35,675 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE KNOWS IT NOW >> Questlove: I STILL DON'T 283 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,278 KNOW IT! >> YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS. YOU GOT TO 284 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,146 >> Questlove: WELL, DEPENDING ON YOUR WORD JUST SAY THE WORD. 285 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:44,851 SAY THE WORD >> COLADA. COLADA 286 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:50,090 >> Questlove: PINA [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Questlove: WAIT 287 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,158 I -- >> Jimmy: SO GOOD. ENCHILADA! 288 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,662 [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 289 00:19:55,662 --> 00:20:00,900 THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. >> ENCHILADA WAS HARD. >> WHOLE WAS GOOD. 290 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,070 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> Questlove: WHOLE! W-H -- AH. 291 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,706 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE WHOLE CHIMMICHANGA [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,209 >> Questlove: YOU THREW ME OFF I WAS THINKING IT WAS A BEANS REFERENCE WITH WHOLE 293 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,812 >> OH. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY >> Jimmy: ENCHILADA. 294 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,881 >> WE'RE IN THE GAME STILL >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 295 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,051 >> Tariq: THE FINAL CLUE -- THE FINAL CLUE GOES TO MICHAEL AND KEKE 296 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,422 SO - >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, THIS IF FOR THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. 297 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,056 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, THIS IF FOR THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. >> THE PASSWORD IS - 298 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,229 >> Tariq: IT'S ON YOU. >> OKAY. 299 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,064 >> Questlove: IS THERE A THEME WITH THE GAME TODAY? OKAY 300 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,801 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> IS IT ME? 301 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,071 >> Questlove: MM-HMM >> FLOSS >> Tariq: OH MY GOODNESS 302 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:46,046 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, DID SHE SAY A WORD 303 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,914 >> Tariq: WATCH AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: THERE WAS EXTRA 304 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,783 LETTERS IN THERE >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,052 >> Questlove: TAKE THE BUBBLE GUM OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU - 306 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:58,191 >> FLOSS [ LAUGHTER ] FLOSS. 307 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:01,895 >> Questlove: FLOSS? UH - TOOTHPICK? 308 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:08,668 [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 309 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,437 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 310 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,474 MY THANKS TO KEKE PALMER MY PARTNER MICHAEL CERA. QUESTLOVE, TARIQ TROTTER 311 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,744 WE ARE TALKING TO MICHAEL CERA AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 312 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:23,883 FLOSS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 313 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,652 >> BUT THE LAST THING TO SAY ABOUT IT IS THAT'S IT'S NOT LIKE ACTUALLY A CHECK. 314 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,088 IT'S A DEPOSIT SLIP. BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:31,825 I TALKED TO A GUY AND HE SAID, "DON'T PUT -- THEY'LL SEE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ON TV 316 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:49,609 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR. HE VOICES A CHARACTER IN THE 317 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:54,948 NEW MOVIE, "PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK," WHICH IS IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW 318 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:56,583 THEATERS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL CERA 319 00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:01,187 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 320 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:13,066 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 321 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,968 IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY, AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING PASSWORD 322 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:17,370 >> SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THAT. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU -- 323 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,073 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW. >> I KNOW, YEAH, IT'S A LONG TIME 324 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,275 >> Jimmy: I MISSED YA. YEAH, WE ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME 325 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,911 >> GREAT TO BE HERE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR -- >> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WATCHING 326 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,080 THE SHOW I LOVE THE SHOW, AND I - >> Jimmy: APPRECIATE THAT. 327 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,816 >> SO TONIGHT -- I KINDA HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN A LONG TIME, AND I JUST WANTED TO SHOW 328 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,686 YOU MY APPRECIATION. SO I BROUGHT A GIFT. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO 329 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,654 THAT >> NO, BUT I THOUGHT IT'S KIND OF LIKE A GESTURE, SO -- 330 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,824 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BECAUSE I WATCH THE SHOW, AND I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO 331 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,093 I LOVE ALL THE TAPED SEGMENTS, AND THE LIVE SEGMENTS LIKE WHAT YOU DID TONIGHT, SO I THOUGHT I 332 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:43,096 WOULD JUST PRESENT THE SHOW -- THIS IS FOR THE SHOW, IT'S NOT FOR YOU PERSONALLY 333 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:45,799 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: OKAY >> FOR THE PRODUCTION, BUT IT'S 334 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,100 A CHECK FOR, YOU KNOW, $1,400 AND A LITTLE MORE -- $1433. 335 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:54,207 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS -- 336 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:58,812 >> AND SO I -- IF I NEED TO EXPLAIN, MAYBE JUST THE AMOUNT >> Jimmy: THIS IS $1433, YOU - 337 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,313 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 338 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,749 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO "THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW," ACTUALLY. 339 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:06,119 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YEAH, WELL YOU CAN -- WE CAN CHANGE THAT, BUT, UH - 340 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,621 >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. THIS IS -- 341 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,057 >> I JUST -- I THOUGHT - >> Jimmy: WHY THAT AMOUNT? >> I WAS TALKING TO MY BUSINESS 342 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,527 ACCOUNTANT HE SAID THIS IS KIND OF WHAT I CAN AFFORD RIGHT NOW 343 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,063 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, THE OTHER - >> Jimmy: GREAT. 344 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,698 >> WELL, AND I THOUGHT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING NOTHING, IT'S KINDA LIKE - 345 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,768 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY IT'S ALL RELATIVE, YOU KNOW 346 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,738 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS A -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SOME PEOPLE MIGHT DONATE 347 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,639 MORE, BUT -- >> Jimmy: $1,433 >> THE THING IS YOU'RE GOING TO 348 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,441 GET HAMMERED ON TAXES WHEN YOU TAKE THIS, SO LIKE, IT'S GONNA END UP BEING, KINDA LIKE 349 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:32,479 $750 - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- THAT YOU NET 350 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,981 AND THAT'S WHY I AIMED IT FOR THIS -- FOR THIS FIGURE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 351 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,916 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS SO -- SO THOUGHTFUL. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST 352 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,252 PERSON EVER -- >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT >> Jimmy: -- TO DONATE MONEY TO 353 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,321 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S A NICE THING TO DO. 354 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:43,423 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN USE IT FOR THE PRODUCTION COSTS, WHICH IS 355 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,258 WHAT -- IT'S WRITTEN HERE, "FOR PRODUCTION." >> Jimmy: YES, "FOR 356 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,994 PRODUCTION." THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU. >> RENT SOME NICE COSTUMES, OR 357 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:50,497 SOMETHING, AND DO, LIKE, A A FUNNY SKETCH I DON'T KNOW 358 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,465 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS BUT WE'RE GOING TO DOS 359 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,434 SOMETHING WITH IT. >> YOU CAN FRAME IT, IF YOU WANT, PUT IT IN YOUR OFFICE. 360 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,302 BUT THE THING IS THIS IS WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN $1,433, BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVE, LIKE, 361 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,837 SOMEONE LIKE MARK CUBAN ON THE SHOW, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD. 362 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:01,574 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, MARK CUBAN, HAS LIKE, $2 BILLION, I BELIEVE. 363 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,177 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT >> AND SO, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: HE'S WATCHING. 364 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:07,881 >> A MILLION DOLLARS IS LIKE, A THOUSAND DOLLARS, YOU KNOW, FOR YOU AND ME, TO MARK -- 365 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,383 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW -- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,185 I MEAN, BUT FOR ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW - THAT -- LIKE, HE HAS SO MUCH, 367 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:15,221 AND HE'LL SEE THIS AND HE'LL SEE, LIKE, THE, YOU KNOW -- YOU'LL PUT THIS ON YOUTUBE, AND 368 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:20,460 LIKE, HE'LL SEE THE COMMENTS EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE "WOW, MICHAEL'S A FANTASTIC GUY. 369 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,862 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'LL BE LIKE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 370 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,731 >> Jimmy: "WELL, I WANT TO BE A FANTASTIC GUY. >> "I WANT TO DO IT," AND HE'LL 371 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,067 BRING YOU -- >> Jimmy: MARK CUBAN - >> WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF CHECK 372 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,102 HE'LL CUT? [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:31,838 >> Jimmy: THIS IS SMART. THAT IS SO SMART >> WELL, THE LAST THING TO SAY 374 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,541 ABOUT IT, IS THAT IT'S NOT, LIKE, ACTUALLY A CHECK, IT'S A A DEPOSIT SLIP 375 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:38,178 BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- I TALKED TO A GUY, AND HE 376 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:40,246 SAID, "DON'T PUT IT -- THEY'LL WILL SEE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ON TV 377 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:44,818 DON'T DO THAT. SO THIS IS LARGELY SYMBOLIC. AND LIKE, I'LL VENMO - 378 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,486 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL -- YOU KNOW, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER 379 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,422 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHATEVER >> WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER 380 00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,725 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A SYMBOLIC GIFT >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT -- 381 00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:55,095 WHEN THEY DID BIG CHECKS, IT'S NOT A REAL CHECK >> Jimmy: YEAH 382 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:57,130 YEAH, A REAL CHECK - >> IT'S A SYMBOL >> Jimmy: SO IT'S SIMILAR TO A 383 00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:59,799 A GIANT CARDBOARD CHECK. >> JUST MY WAY OF SHOWING LOVE >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. 384 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,102 >> AND THAT'S HOW I SHOW LOVE. SO, IF IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, THEN WHATEVER. 385 00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:04,738 >> Jimmy: NO NO, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:06,806 OH, MY GOSH, NOTHING BUT LOVE. MICHAEL CERA - [ APPLAUSE ] 387 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:14,047 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:19,152 >> YOU WANT ME TO HOLD IT TOO? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HOLD IT THERE. 389 00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:21,054 * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HEY, I -- I KNOW, I 390 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:24,824 JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS. THE LAST TIME -- SINCE I'VE 391 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,794 SEEN YOU, YOU'VE BECOME A DAD. >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW'S FATHERHOOD 392 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:31,064 CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE AN AMAZING DAD. 393 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:34,067 ARE YOU LOVING IT? HOW OLD IS THE BABY? >> HE'S 11 MONTHS OLD. 394 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:38,271 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> HE'S ALMOST ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH -- SAYING WORDS 395 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,140 >> NO, HE KIND OF, LIKE, GRASPS AT MAKING SOUNDS LIKE, HE HAS SAID DADA, BUT I 396 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:44,411 KINDA DON'T HAVE, LIKE, ENOUGH POINTS ON THE -- ON THE GRAPH YET TO KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY 397 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:47,580 KNOWS WHAT HE'S SAYING WHEN HE SAYS, OR IF HE'S JUST MAKING SOUNDS 398 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:51,851 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T MATTER IT COUNTS. >> BUT IT FEELS GOOD 399 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,753 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF IT SOUNDS LIKE "DADA," JUST HAVE IT BE DADA 400 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:58,825 >> YEAH, IT'S SO SWEET, YEAH AND I, JUST -- I LOVE HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S - 401 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,593 >> AND I KNOW I'LL BE WATCHING THIS SOMEDAY, AND JUST BE SO PROUD OF ME, HOW -- HOW WELL I 402 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:03,496 DID TONIGHT AND EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WILL. 403 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,932 HE WILL SEE THE LOVE IT'S JUST -- THAT'S SYMBOLIC, YOU KNOW 404 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,901 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE HIM. >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH LOVE -- 405 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:10,036 >> I LOVE YOU SON. >> Jimmy: NOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS -- THIS MOVIE, 406 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:14,240 'CAUSE THIS IS FOR CHILDREN. >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS "PAWS OF 407 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,210 FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK." >> YES >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE DOING 408 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:20,113 ANIMATED FILMS >> IT'S GREAT, IT'S GREAT. IT'S ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE 409 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:23,883 REALLY HARD WORK LIKE, YOU KIND OF FEEL PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED AFTER IT. 410 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:27,921 MORE SO THAN, YOU KNOW, BEING ON SET FOR LIKE A 12 HOUR DAY EVEN 411 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:31,057 >> JIMMY: REALLY >> BECAUSE THEY JUST KIND OF - WELL, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE -- 412 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:35,462 I'M PLAYING A DOG, HANK. AND -- LIKE, FROM THE TITLE. "LEGEND OF HANK. 413 00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,097 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU ARE HANK 414 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,798 >> I AM HANK >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SO -- YOU'RE SPEAKING INTO A 415 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,168 A MICROPHONE >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE EXHAUSTED 416 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,437 BY IT. >> WELL, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 417 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,140 NOT THE WHOLE THING. BUT LIKE, SOMETIMES THEY SAY - YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIKE ACTION 418 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,576 SEQUENCES IN THIS MOVIE. THEY GO, "OKAY, NOW WE JUST NEED YOU -- MICHAEL, WE NEED 419 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:52,278 LIKE, A BANK OF EXERTION NOISES OR, LIKE, DOGGIE PANTING." 420 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,813 AND -- SO YOU JUST STAND THERE AT THE MIC FOR HALF AN HOUR GOING -- 421 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:58,752 [ GRUNTING ] AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR A HALF HOUR 422 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:01,688 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND BY THE END OF IT, YOU'RE 423 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:04,024 LIKE, "GUYS, I -- WE NEED TO STOP." LIKE - 424 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,525 [ LAUGHTER ] "I CAN'T --" >> Jimmy: "I'M GONNA PASS OUT. 425 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,594 >> YOU'RE HYPERVENTILATING >> Jimmy: THIS IS "PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK." 426 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:10,030 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MICHAEL CERA, CHECK IT OUT. 427 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:15,802 >> WHAT'S THAT >> THE BLINDFOLD IS TO HELP YOU FOCUS. 428 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,738 >> UH. >> NOW LISTEN. TELL ME WHAT YOU HEAR. 429 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,474 >> I HEAR YOU TALKING AND MOVING >> GOOD. 430 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:25,412 >> I HEAR A BIRD [ BIRDSONG ] >> THAT'S IT 431 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:28,682 >> I SMELL FLOWERS, ACTUALLY >> DOGS HAVE A KEEN SENSE OF SMELL, AND EXCELLENT HEARING 432 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:34,587 >> I HEAR A DRAGON FLY [ BUZZING I SMELL WOOD BURNING 433 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:41,494 SMELL TEA BREWING. HEY, ARE YOU MAKING NACHOS 'CAUSE SOMEONE JUST CUT THE 434 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:47,600 CHEESE >> LESSON OVER WELL DONE. 435 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,469 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS WELL DONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:52,405 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. MICHAEL CERA, EVERYBODY. 437 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:54,741 I LOVE HAVING YOU ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF 438 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:58,878 HANK" IS IN THEATERS NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEKE PALMER, EVERYONE. 439 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:18,665 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 440 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:23,470 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY WINNING ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE NEW JORDAN PEELE FILM 441 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:28,842 "NOPE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY SHE'S ALSO THE HOST OF 442 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:33,546 "PASSWORD," WHICH PREMIERS TUESDAY, AUGUST 9th, AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT HERE ON NBC 443 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:37,450 AFTER "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KEKE PALMER! 444 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:53,066 * >> WHY DO WE ALWAYS START DANCING? 445 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,301 >> Jimmy: WHY? WE HAVE TO START DANCING 'CAUSE - 446 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:58,071 >> WE DO >> Jimmy: I GOTTA SAY, WE DID "PASSWORD" TOGETHER, AND IT WAS 447 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:00,874 THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I LOVED WORKING WITH 448 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:03,176 YOU SO MUCH. AUGUST 9th - >> AUGUST 9th. 449 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,013 >> Jimmy: TUESDAY NIGHTS, IN THREE WEEKS FROM NOW JUST SET YOUR DVRS, WATCH IT 450 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,182 WITH EVERYONE. IT'S A GOOD -- WE HAD SO MUCH FUN. 451 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:12,786 WE HAD GREAT CELEBS COME ON. >> OH YES, MEGHAN TRAINOR -- >> Jimmy: MEGHAN TRAINOR WAS 452 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:14,654 GOOD SHE WAS -- >> SHE WAS A LOT OF FUN. 453 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:17,691 >> Jimmy: SHE WAS A LITTLE RUSTY AT FIRST >> YEAH, YEAH, SHE WAS LIKE -- 454 00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:19,893 BUT THEN SHE GOT INTO IT, AND WE WERE LIKE, "OKAY, MISS GIRL." 455 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,295 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEN SHE STARTED CRUSHING IT, YEAH. IT'S JUST -- MARTIN SHORT MADE 456 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,798 ME LAUGH >> OH, MY GOSH, HE WAS MAKING ME LAUGH THE ENTIRE TIME 457 00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:28,401 HE'S SO FUNNY. >> Jimmy: RIDICULOUS HE CAME OUT. 458 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:31,137 JON HAMM, I THINK IS THE FIRST -- >> OH, JON HAMM, YEAH, HE'S SO 459 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:34,741 COOL >> Jimmy: YEAH AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH, HE'S IN 460 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:37,277 THE BIGGEST MOVIE EVER IT'S LIKE NO BIG DEAL. UH, SPEAKING OF BEING IN THE 461 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,446 BIGGEST MOVIE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "NOPE." >> OOH 462 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,047 >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I'M -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT, [ CHEERS 463 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:42,182 AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'M SO EXCITED. >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT 464 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:44,150 >> I KNOW. I KNOW >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. 465 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:45,752 THIS FRIDAY -- IMAX, EVERYTHING YOU CRUSH IT WHEN YOU -- WHEN 466 00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:49,089 YOU DO ALL THE - DID YOU KNOW JORDAN PEELE BEFORE YOU DID THIS MOVIE? 467 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:53,760 >> SO I DID A "KEY AND PEELE" SKETCH WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 17. UM, AND THEN I -- YEAH, WE 468 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,063 DIDN'T -- WE NEVER DID ANYTHING ELSE AFTER THAT. AND THEN I - 469 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,165 >> Jimmy: WHAT SKETCH WAS IT DO I REMEMBER IT >> SO I PLAYED MALIA OBAMA'S 470 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,868 TRANSLATOR REMEMBER HE USED TO DO THE TRANSLATOR - 471 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,604 >> Jimmy: OH, THE ANGRY TRANSLATOR >> YEAH, SO I WAS ANGRY. 472 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,207 I WAS LIKE, "NO. REAL SASSY MALIA OBAMA READY TO GET UP OUT 473 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,509 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY >> BUT, YEAH, THAT WAS, YOU 474 00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:12,779 KNOW, THAT WAS QUICK, AND IT WAS FUNNY. IT WAS SO NICE 475 00:30:12,779 --> 00:30:16,182 AND THAT WAS KIND OF LIKE, THE FIRST TIME I HAD REALLY BEEN LIKE, "OKAY, I'M DOING COMEDY. 476 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:19,252 LIKE, I HAD DONE SITCOMS BEFORE >> Jimmy: YEAH 477 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,920 >> BUT I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'M INTO SKETCH. SO I REALLY -- I DO OWE IT TO 478 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,622 JORDAN TO GET ME IN THERE, 'CAUSE NOW I DO IT ALL THE TIME 479 00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:26,693 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU, BY THE WAY, YOU DO SO MUCH STUFF. YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW ON THE 480 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:29,529 SOCIALS, BY THE WAY, I WILL SAY. >> AW, THANKS. 481 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:31,798 >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU DID SOMETHING RECENT WITH VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS. 482 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:36,736 >> OH, YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE V.P. 483 00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:39,372 >> Jimmy: WAIT NOW, DO YOU GET -- DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU --? 484 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,541 THIS WAS A -- THIS WAS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. >> I MEAN, IT IS 485 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,543 NERVE-WRACKING BUT JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE, THAT, YOU KNOW, "OKAY, 486 00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:46,446 I'M DOING MY BEST. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THE SECRET SERVICE WAS THERE, I 487 00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:49,182 WAS LIKE, "HOW Y'ALL DOIN'?" >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,084 >> I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I WAS LIKE, "I'M PROFESSIONAL. YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA HURT THE 489 00:30:51,084 --> 00:30:54,754 V.P. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE VERY PROFESSIONAL, YEAH 490 00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:56,956 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU MADE HER LAUGH BY DOING AN IMPRESSION OF HER 491 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,259 >> OH, MY GOSH HER MEME IS MY FAVORITE -- "WE DID IT, JOE. 492 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:03,396 [ LAUGHTER ] "-- THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." 493 00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:05,799 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE IT! I HAD TO TELL HER, BECAUSE I'M 494 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:10,170 LIKE, "GIRL! THAT MEME -- 'WE DID IT, JOE.'" [ LAUGHTER 495 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,372 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF -- SPEAKING OF VICE PRESIDENTS, BY THE WAY. 496 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:17,177 A FEW YEARS AGO YOU DID THIS THING FOR -- I THINK IT'S A "VANITY FAIR" THING. 497 00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:20,413 A LIE DETECTOR TEST. >> OH! >> Jimmy: AND THEY SHOWED YOU 498 00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:22,549 A PHOTO OF VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY. >> YES, YES. 499 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:25,285 >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID NOT RECOGNIZE HIM. AND YOUR REACTION BECAME AN 500 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,887 INSTANT MEME [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A CLIP OF THIS 501 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,389 WE HAVE A CLIP OF THIS >> YES >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 502 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:34,327 OOH, Y'ALL ARE REALLY TESTING 503 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:38,498 ME ON SOME STUFF THAT I -- I HATE TO SAY IT, I HOPE I DON'T SOUND RIDICULOUS - 504 00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:41,234 I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, HE COULD BE WALKING 505 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:46,706 DOWN THE STREET, I WOULDN'T -- I WOULDN'T KNOW A THING. SORRY TO THIS MAN. 506 00:31:46,706 --> 00:31:50,844 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SORRY TO THIS MAN," WAS EVERYWHERE 507 00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:56,116 >> YEAH, THAT -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON THE INTERNET IS SO FUNNY 508 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:59,152 INTERESTING TO ME. BECAUSE HOW WOULD I -- I HAD NO IDEA -- I REALLY WAS JUST SORRY 509 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:03,323 TO THE MAN BECAUSE I KNEW THAT -- THAT I DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING. 510 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:06,593 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND THAT - >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE SAY THAT TO 511 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,661 YOU ON THE STREET? >> ALL THE TIME. THAT WAS LIKE -- I HAD A HIT 512 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,964 MOVIE IN THEATERS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS LIKE -- I WAS IN 513 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:12,399 "JAWS" WHEN THAT CAME OUT. >> Jimmy: -- WHEN THAT CAME OUT. 514 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,901 >> CRAZY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH "SORRY TO THAT MAN." 515 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:16,770 >> "SORRY TO THIS MAN," YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,938 CRAZY. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, "NOPE" IS, I THINK, GOING TO BE ONE OF THE 517 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:24,177 BIGGEST MOVIES OUT THERE I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT 518 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:26,579 I'M SCARED IS IT GONNA SCARE ME AM I SCARED? 519 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:28,882 >> SO THERE'S A LOT GOING ON YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE SOME SPOOKY VIBES. 520 00:32:28,882 --> 00:32:33,486 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT JORDAN DOES WITH HIS FILMS IS, THE HORROR THAT HE PUTS IN THE FILM IS 521 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:36,756 REALLY A METAPHOR FOR THE HORRORS OF THE WORLD >> Jimmy: YEP. 522 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:40,126 >> SO I THINK YOU'LL REALLY RELATE TO IT A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT, YOU 523 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,328 KNOW, A SPECTACLE, EXPLOITATION, OUR OBSESSION WITH ATTENTION 524 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,864 IT'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT STUFF, A LOT OF NUGGETS THAT YOU'RE GONNA KEEP PULLING BACK. 525 00:32:44,864 --> 00:32:48,101 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS THE YEAR OF KEKE PALMER, BY THE WAY. 526 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:51,104 I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT RIGHT NOW. >> AW. 527 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,106 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE >> AW, STOP. 528 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:56,643 >> Jimmy: AND WELL DESERVED. YOU WORK YOUR BUTT OFF YOU'RE SO GOOD 529 00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,511 I WANNA SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MY FAVORITE KEKE PALMER IN "NOPE." 530 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:00,246 IN "NOPE." >> OOH >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK. 531 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:02,315 MAN, I'M TALKING RICH AND 532 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:05,952 FAMOUS FOR LIFE. HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU LOOK PRETTY. 533 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:09,222 IT'S LIKE SHE GOT A BIG HOUSE. >> HOW >> "HOW" WHAT? 534 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:13,159 HOW WE PUT IT OUT? >> MM. >> BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 535 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,061 WE DON'T JUST GO FOR THE QUICK CASH, OKAY WE GO TO A CREDIBLE PLATFORM TO 536 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,964 FEED THE STORY >> WHAT'S THAT, LIKE "OPRAH" >> YEAH. 537 00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:20,166 LIKE "OPRAH," FOR EXAMPLE. AFTER THAT, EVERYBODY WANT IN. >> BUT I'M SAYING, THERE'S 538 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,536 PLENTY OF VIDEOS OF -- I SAW ONE THE OTHER DAY, THAT WASN'T ON "OPRAH." 539 00:33:23,536 --> 00:33:26,506 >> I DIDN'T SAY "OPRAH," YOU SAID "OPRAH. YOU LOVE "OPRAH. 540 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:30,076 LIKE, ALL I'M SAYING IS ALL THAT -- ONLINE IS FAKE LOW QUANTITY 541 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,946 AIN'T NOBODY GOING TO GET WHAT WE GONNA GET >> WHAT WE GONNA GET 542 00:33:32,946 --> 00:33:35,448 >> THE SHOT. >> WHAT SHOT >> THE SHOT. 543 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:38,184 THE MONEY SHOT UNDENIABLE SINGULAR 544 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:45,425 THE "OPRAH" SHOT >> THE "OPRAH" SHOT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 545 00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:50,096 YOU GOTTA GET THE "OPRAH" SHOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEKE PALMER, EVERYBODY 546 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,731 "NOPE" IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY. CATCH "PASSWORD," AUGUST 9th AT 547 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:57,103 10:00 P.M., ON NBC AFTER "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 548 00:33:57,103 --> 00:34:01,808 STANDUP FROM SIMON TAYLOR. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 549 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:14,087 * >> JIMMY: OUR NEXT GUEST WILL BE TOURING AUSTRALIA THIS 550 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:18,792 SEPTEMBER WITH HIS NEW SHOW "EPIC. MAKING HIS AMERICAN TELEVISION 551 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:23,063 MAKING HIS AMERICAN TELEVISION DEBUT PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY SIMON TAYLOR 552 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:32,072 * 553 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:36,710 >> HELLO THIS IS FUN. THE LAST FUN THING I DID BEFORE 554 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:41,081 I CAME TO AMERICA WAS I PLAYED MONOPOLY WITH MY PARENTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 555 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,717 THEY PLAY MONOPOLY BY THE MODERN RULES DO YOU KNOW THE MODERN RULES OF 556 00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:46,086 MONOPOLY THAT'S WHEN MY PARENTS START WITH ALL THE PROPERTY AND I 557 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:56,496 JUST WAIT FOR THEM TO DIE. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY'RE BOOMERS. 558 00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:58,798 THEY'RE SO CONDESCENDING THEY'RE LIKE, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE HOUSING MARKET, 559 00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:03,169 MILLENNIALS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP EATING ALL THAT AVOCADO ON TOAST. 560 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:06,873 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DARE YOU LET'S DO THE MATH FOR THE 561 00:35:06,873 --> 00:35:12,045 BOOMERS. OKAY, $25 A POP FOR SMASHED AVOCADO, EGGS, COFFEE, YOU DO 562 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:17,050 THAT FOUR TIMES A MONTH. THAT'S $100 A MONTH. $1,200 A YEAR. 563 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:18,918 SO, IF I WANT TO PUT A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE IN AN INNER CITY SUBURB, I HAVE TO STOP EATING 564 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:29,729 AVACADO TOAST FOR 20 TO 30,000 YEARS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 565 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:34,534 THERE'S NO WAY FOR THE MARKET IN MY GENERATION THEY DON'T CATER OPTIONS TO 566 00:35:34,534 --> 00:35:37,937 MILLENIALS THERE IS NO ACTIONIER GOING, "ALL RIGHT LADIES AND 567 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:42,842 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE AUCTION JUST FOR THE UNDER 35 HERE TODAY 568 00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:44,611 JUST FOR THE MILLENNIALS HERE IN THE BEAUTIFUL SUBURB OF OUTER, OUTER MANHATTAN 569 00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:52,118 KANSAS, WE'RE IN KANSAS. [ LAUGHTER ] SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT 570 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:57,090 WE ARE STARTING THE BIDDING ON THIS BEAUTIFUL TWO BY FIVE INCH STUDIO APARTMENT 571 00:35:57,090 --> 00:36:02,629 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR UNDER 35, STARTING THE BIDDING TODAY AT A JOB 572 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:06,332 WHO'S GOT A JOB? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DOES ANYONE UNDER 35 GOT A JOB 573 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:09,069 CAN I SEE A JOB? I NEED A FULL-TIME JOB NOT WORKING PART-TIME IN A CAFE, 574 00:36:09,069 --> 00:36:12,038 SIR. I CAN SEE THE TATTOOS. [ LAUGHTER ] 575 00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:15,542 I'M LOOKING FOR SAVINGS NOW? DOES ANYONE GOT SAVINGS? ANYONE UNDER 35 GOT SAVINGS? 576 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:19,245 NO SPENT IT ALL FIXING BROKEN PHONE SCREEN LAST YEAR 577 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,680 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LOOKING FOR RICH PARENTS NOW. 578 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,383 CAN I SEE RICH PARENTS GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, GOING THREE TIMES, SOLD TO THE 579 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:30,957 FOREIGN INVESTOR." [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR. 580 00:36:30,957 --> 00:36:37,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CLAP, BUT I'M SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 581 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:40,567 I LIVE WITH MY WONDERFUL PARTNER LUCY AND LIVING TOGETHER PUTS A 582 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,602 A RELATIONSHIP TO THE TEST FOR EXAMPLE, LUCY WAS IN BED ONE NIGHT EATING COOKIES 583 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:51,277 BECAUSE SHE'D GIVEN UP [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE HAD CRUMBS ALL DOWN HER 584 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,146 FRONT. AND SHE'S LIKE, BABE, I CAN'T MOVE 585 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:58,485 I DON'T WANT TO GET CRUMBS IN THE BED. SO I, VACUUMED MY GIRLFRIEND 586 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,554 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW WE'RE MARRIED SO IT ALL WORKED OUT 587 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:07,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T DESERVE THAT 588 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:09,596 SHE PROPOSED TO ME, WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL. ANY LADIES HERE PROPOSE TO THE 589 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:12,932 MEN? GIVE US A YEAH THAT'S EMASCULATING. 590 00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:16,102 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS AMAZING RIGHT 591 00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:18,838 SHE GOT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, RIGHT. EVERYBODY WAS WALKING BY AND 592 00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:22,208 SHE SAID "SIMON, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" AND EVERYONE WALKING BY 593 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:27,447 STOPPED, THEY STARTED TO APPLAUDING AND CHEERING, WHICH MADE IT SO HARD TO SAY NO. 594 00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:31,051 [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY INSTINCT WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, I WAS GOING TO GET AROUND 595 00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:34,688 TO IT. I'M TRANSFERRING MONEY BETWEEN ACCOUNTS 596 00:37:34,688 --> 00:37:37,457 GIVE ME TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT AS I SAW THE TEARS OF JOY 597 00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:44,297 WELLING IN HER EYES, I REALIZED IN THAT INSTANT, JUST HOW MUCH MONEY I WAS GOING TO SAVE. 598 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:49,436 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAID "YES," RIGHT? WEDDINGS ARE EXPENSIVE, MAN. 599 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,271 MILLENNIALS NOW ARE SPONSEORING THEIR WEDDINGS AND PUTTING IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA JUST TO MAKE 600 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:58,278 SOME MONEY BACK, RIGHT WHICH I THINK SO TACKY AND WISH I HAD DONE IT. 601 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,046 [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD HAVE HAD A COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING THE CEREMONY IF I 602 00:38:00,046 --> 00:38:07,787 COULD HAVE LIKE, "I SIMON, TAKE YOU LUCY, TO BE MY LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE. 603 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:11,624 BUT NOW, A QUICK WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 604 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:14,894 GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE CAN BE TOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 605 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:18,832 THAT'S WHY GIBSON AND POWDER DIVORCE LAWYERS ARE HERE TO HELP 606 00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:24,738 USE THE PROMO CODE 'TIL' DEATH DO US PART.'" [ APPLAUSE ] ANOTHER AWKWARD THING THAT 607 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:28,675 HAPPENED BETWEEN LUCY AND I. WAS ONE NIGHT WE'RE AT THE LAPTOP AND I SAID, "HEY, I'M 608 00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:32,812 GOING TO ORDER SOME FOOD FOR DELIVERY." AND IN FRONT OF LUCY, I OPENED 609 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:39,919 WHAT'S CALLED AN INCOGNITO TAB SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 610 00:38:39,919 --> 00:38:42,889 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME PEOPLE ARE LOST FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, AN 611 00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:44,858 INCOGNITO TAB IS A TAB YOU CAN OPEN IN YOUR BROWSER THAT DOESN'T SAVE WHAT YOU SEARCH TO 612 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:49,362 YOUR HISTORY SO YOU CAN LOOK UP ANYTHING YOU WANT, SIR, AND YOUR PARTNER 613 00:38:49,362 --> 00:38:55,135 WOULDN'T KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME [ LAUGHTER ] 614 00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:56,970 SOME PEOPLE KNEW WHAT IT WAS SO THEY GIGGLED SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN 615 00:38:56,970 --> 00:39:00,073 INCOGNITO TAB WAS, SO THEY'RE QUIET. BUT SOME PEOPLE KNEW WHAT IT 616 00:39:00,073 --> 00:39:06,012 WAS BUT STAYED QUIET BECAUSE THEY WERE THINKING, DON'T GIVE AWAY MY SECRET, MAN. 617 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:10,483 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY SPECIAL TIME SO IN FRONT OF LUCY, I OPENED 618 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:14,788 AN INCOGNITO TAB ACCIDENTALLY, JUST LIKE OUT OF HABIT, BECAUSE I DO IT SO MUCH. 619 00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:18,425 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUDE. [ LAUGHTER ] 620 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:21,127 AND SHE SAID WHY DID YOU OPEN AN INCOGNITO TAB FOR FOOD? AND I'M LIKE, "UH, I JUST DON'T 621 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:28,134 WANT PEOPLE KNOWING WHAT FOOD I GET DELIVERED. SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT FOOD DO YOU 622 00:39:28,134 --> 00:39:31,304 GET DELIVERED? AND I PANICKED AND SAID, "INTERRACIAL." 623 00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:36,109 [ LAUGHTER ] FUSION, I MEANT, FUSION! MY NAME IS SIMON TAYLOR. 624 00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:43,049 THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 625 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:49,556 >> JIMMY: SIMON TAYLOR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SIMON TAYLOR 626 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:53,493 HE'LL BE TOURING AUSTRALIA THIS SEPTEMBER. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 627 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:59,599 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 628 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:14,114 SIMON TAYLOR THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. 629 00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:18,051 >> I APPRECIATE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. MY IN-LAWS FLEW IN FROM 630 00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:20,453 KENTUCKY JUST TO SEE THIS. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 631 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:25,058 SO, I'M SO GRATEFUL. I'VE BEEN MARRIED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND I GOT SO MANY POINTS 632 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:26,893 OUT OF GETTING THEM INTO THE SHOW NOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 633 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,429 TALKING ABOUT. >> SO I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GET THEM A CHRISTMAS PRESENT NOW 634 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,598 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS ALL GOOD SIMON TAYLOR 635 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:34,434 MY THANKS TO MICHAEL CERA, KEKE PALMER, SIMON TAYLOR, ONCE AGAIN. 636 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:37,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 637 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,806 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 638 00:40:39,806 --> 00:40:39,806 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE