>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JANE FONDA
JOE KEERY, MUSICAL GUEST: ALEX G, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1683 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH COME ON!
MWAH THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
OH, I SEE YOU. I LOVE YOU PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF
ENJOY YOURSELF THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU ARE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELL, GUYS, THIS WILL PUT YOU
IN A GOOD MOOD I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO OUR GOOD FRIENDS JENNIFER LOPEZ AND
BEN AFFLECK WHO GOT MARRIED OVER THE WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* ISN'T THAT GREAT THAT'S RIGHT
THEY GOT MARRIED AT A DRIVE-THRU CHAPEL. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW INFLATION IS BAD WHEN EVEN THOSE TWO ARE LIKE, "LET'S JUST DO IT IN VEGAS.
LET'S JUST GO TO VEGAS." THE GUY WHO MARRIED THEM WAS LIKE, "WOW, YOU TWO ARE THE
BEST BEN AND J. LO IMPERSONATORS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU'RE REALLY GOOD."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THEY GOT MARRIED AT A A DRIVE-THRU CHAPEL WHICH WAS
A COMPROMISE 'CAUSE JEN WANTED TO GET MARRIED AT A CHAPEL AND BEN WANTED TO GET MARRIED
A DUNKIN' DONUTS DRIVE-THRU. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "IT'S VERY BOSTON
IT'S A BOSTON THING. I SAW THAT J. LO IS TAKING BEN'S LAST NAME AND WILL NOW GO
BY JENNIFER AFFLECK. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S GOOD.
BECAUSE IF SHE WENT BY JENNIFER LOPEZ-AFFLECK, HER NICKNAME WOULD BE J LOAF.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT AS CUTE. EVER SINCE THE NEWS CAME OUT
ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND BEN AFFLECK'S SURPRISE WEDDING, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
SAYING THE WHOLE STORY REMINDS THEM OF THE PLOT OF A J.LO MOVIE.
>> Tariq: I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT ALL DAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ
>> Tariq: YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST LIKE THAT J.LO MOVIE WHERE, YOU KNOW, SHE
MAKES THE GUY WHO WAS HOLDING UP THAT SIGN, SHE MARRIES HIM. >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN "MARRY ME?"
>> Tariq: NO, NO, NO, NOT "MARRY ME. THE ONE WERE SHE MARRIES THE
GUY WHO SAVES HER FROM BEING CRUSHED BY -- IT WAS LIKE A RUNAWAY DUMPSTER
>> Jimmy: YOU MEAN "THE WEDDING PLANNER. >> Tariq: NO, NO, NO
I MEAN, THE ONE WHERE SHE FALLS FOR THE HUNKY SENATE CANDIDATE WHO'S STAYING AT THE HOTEL
WHERE SHE WORKS. >> Jimmy: "MAID IN MANHATTAN"? >> Tariq: NO, NO, NO
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE HER MOTHER-IN-LAW, SHE WEARS THE WHITE DRESS TO HER WEDDING
INSTEAD OF THE PEACH COLORED ONE THAT J. LO ASKED HER TO. >> Jimmy: YEAH,
"MONSTER-IN-LAW. >> Tariq: JIMMY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A J. LO MOVIE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE AND HER FRIENDS, THEY COMMIT CREDIT
FRAUD YOU KNOW IN FUR COATS. >> Jimmy: "HUSTLERS. >> Tariq: NO, NO, NOT
"HUSTLERS. NO [ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONE WHERE SHE'S A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND THEN SHE FIGURES OUT THAT JASON STATHAM
IS A JEWEL THIEF >> Jimmy: "PARKER" >> Tariq: COME ON, MAN
YOU KNOW THE ONE LIKE, WHEN SHE'S A FEMALE SABER-TOOTH TIGER FORCED TO
JOIN A BAND OF PIRATES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL
DRIFT" >> Tariq: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
NO THE ONE WHERE HER NEW STUDENT BECOMES OBSESSED WITH HER AND
THEN THEY HAVE THAT BIG SHOWDOWN IN THE BARN >> Jimmy: "THE BOY NEXT DOOR."
>> Tariq: JIMMY, LOOK, IT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE USES VR TO TRAVEL INSIDE THE MIND OF A PSYCHOPATH
IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS LATEST VICTIM >> Jimmy: "THE CELL"
>> Tariq: NO [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONE WHERE SHE TEAMS UP WITH
ICE CUBE, YOU KNOW, TO FIGHT AN ANACONDA >> Jimmy: "ANACONDA.
>> Tariq: YEAH, "ANACONDA. THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HOW DOES THE SURPRISE WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS REMIND YOU OF "ANACONDA."
>> Tariq: WAS JON VOIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: NO >> Tariq: OH, WELL, NEVER MIND
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOVING ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS ON FRIDAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A CONTROVERSIAL MEETING WITH
THE CROWN PRINCE OF SAUDI ARABIA BUT THE REAL CONTROVERSY WAS
THAT BIDEN GREETED HIM WITH A FIST BUMP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WATCH THIS WATCH THIS
>> Jimmy: OH
YEAH BIDEN SAID THAT WASN'T A FIST BUMP
THAT WAS ME TRYING TO PUNCH HIM AS HARD AS I COULD [ LAUGHTER ]
[ STREET FIGHTER SHOUT ] NOT A GREAT LOOK IT'S LIKE GREETING PUTIN WITH
A CHEST BUMP AND A BRO-HUG "MY MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I READ THAT DR. FAUCI SAID THAT HE PLANS TO RETIRE BY THE END OF PRESIDENT
BIDEN'S TERM YEAH, THEN EVERYONE TURNED TO BIDEN LIKE, "IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE, TOO? [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, ONCE HE'S GONE,
FAUCI WILL BE REPLACED BY A NEW, SLIGHTLY WEAKER VARIANT [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY,
COVID CAN LIVE ON FROZEN MEAT FOR MORE THAN A MONTH. I FEEL BAD FOR THE SCIENTIST
WHO SPENT A MONTH RUBBING NASAL SWABS ON FROZEN MEAT [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN FUN TIMES WHEN YOU'RE GIVING YOUR SAUSAGE A PCR TEST
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Tariq: SAUSAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, ARBY'S WAS
LIKE, "THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO US 'CAUSE OUR MEAT IS STORED AT ROOM TEMPERATURE."
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS THERE'S A NEW LAWSUIT AGAINST
SKITTLES THAT CLAIMS THAT THEY CONTAIN A KNOWN TOXIN CALLED TITANIUM DIOXIDE
WELL, SKITTLES WANTS TO ENSURE PEOPLE THAT THEIR CANDY IS SAFE AND TOXIN FREE
BUT I THINK THEIR NEW AD WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR WATCH THIS
>> HERE AT SKITTLES, WE WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. WE DON'T USE HARMFUL TOXINS
BECAUSE ALL OF OUR CANDY IS 100% ORGANIC. EACH AND EVERY SKITTLE IS
LOCALLY GROWN, FREE RANGE, AND GRASS FED. THEN, OF COURSE, ALL SKITTLES
ARE HUMANELY SLAUGHTERED SKITTLES, TELL 'EM OLE' FARMER SKITTY SENT YA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FARMER SKITTY. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, I
WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS. I SAW THIS TODAY, IN TIKTOK, THEIR HEAD OF GLOBAL SECURITY
JUST STEPPED DOWN. YEAH, AND HE ACTUALLY RELEASED A VIDEO ANNOUNCING HIS
RESIGNATION THAT WAS PRETTY ON BRAND FOR TIKTOK CHECK THIS OUT
WILL BE STEPPING DOWN AS TIKTOK'S CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER.
[ SLAPS FACE ] * MY MONEY DON' JIGGLE JIGGL
IT FOLDS * * I LIKE TO SEE YOU WIGGLE, WIGGLE
FOR SURE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND HE LEFT.
THAT'S HOW HE RESIGNED >> Steve: DID HE RETIRE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW HE
RESIGNED WELL, THIS IS COOL ARE YOU GUYS FANS OF THE GAME
WORDLE YOU EVER PLAY WORDLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, I SAW THAT HASBRO AND "THE NEW YORK TIMES" ARE CREATING A NEW WORDLE BOARD
GAME [ AUDIENCE OOHS IT'S CALLED "WORDLE: THE PARTY
GAME." >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY GOT
A SNEAK PEEK OF THE INSTRUCTIONS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
STEP ONE, THROW A PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ] STEP TWO, SAY, "HEY, ANYONE
WANT TO PLAY THE NEW WORDLE BOARD GAME?" [ LAUGHTER ]
STEP THREE, "WAIT, YOU ALL HAVE TO LEAVE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, STEP FOUR, CLEAN UP AND PLAY WORDLE ALONE ON YOUR PHONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] PARTY!
>> Steve: WORDLE PARTY * AND WORDL AND PART
WORDLE PARTY AND WORDLE * * AND PARTY
AND WORDLE * >> Steve: WORDLE, WORDLE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I HEARD THAT 7-ELEVEN GAVE SEVEN YEARS OF FREE COFFEE TO THE PARENTS
OF A BABY BORN IN ONE OF THEIR PARKING LOTS IN WEST VIRGINIA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NOW THE BABY IS ONE WEEK OLD, JUST LIKE THE HOT DOGS [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY BEFORE WE GO ON, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK
SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN
COMMERCIAL BREAKS AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM.
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS."
*
* TONIGHT SHO SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW
SPONSORS* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOGLE, MORE USEFUL
THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN SINCE 1996 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OLD NAVY, FOR WHEN YOU NEED
A SHIRT WITH A GIANT "OLD NAVY" LOGO ON IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TIC TACS, LIKE HAVING A MARACA IN YOUR POCKET THAT LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU GOT THAT
STANK BREATH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOME DEPOT, WE'RE BASICALLY
LIKE IF A CORN MAZE SOLD LIGHTBULBS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JOHNNY ROCKETS, WE HEARD A A BUDDY HOLLY SONG AND THOUGHT, "THAT COULD BE A RESTAURANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUMBLEBEE TUNA, NOT SURE WHAT BEES HAVE TO DO WITH TUNA, BUT
WE MAKE IT WORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TICKETMASTER, AFTER HEARING
THIS SLOGAN YOU WILL BE CHARGED A $45 SLOGAN-HEARING FEE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RED LOBSTER, MORE THAN JUST CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS WE ALSO HAVE -- OKAY, YOU
CAUGHT US, BUT GOOD BISCUITS, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TWITCH, THAT 17-YEAR-OLD WHO DABS AFTER EVERY WIN IN FORTNITE
YEAH, HE OWNS THREE HOUSES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RUFFLES, WE'RE LIKE IF LAY'S
CHIPS GOT JAMMED IN THE PRINTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
KITCHEN AID, WE SWEAR, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH TAKING UP ALL YOUR COUNTER SPACE FOR THAT ONE
TIME OF YEAR YOU MAKE BUTTERCREAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BABYBEL CHEESE, ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE PLAYING WITH THE WAX, YOU NASTY LITTLE FREAK
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AEROPOSTALE, WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT EITHER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE U-HAUL, WE'LL GIVE YOU A A 26-FOOT TRUCK WITH LITERALLY
NO QUESTIONS ASKED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, SPIRIT AIRLINES,
C'MON, ROLL THE DICE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME FOR
"TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW THE ONE AND ONLY, THE
BEAUTIFUL, THE STUNNING JANE FONDA IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE COOLEST. ALSO, FROM "STRANGER THINGS," JOE KEERY IS ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEEPING IT COOL. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
ALEX G [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JANE FONDA, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: I HAVE A WEIRD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE
HA-YA! * >> Steve: MAYBE THAT WAS A
A SIGN >> OH! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT AS I SAID, JANE FONDA WILL BE
HERE ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST THE BEST.
JOE KEERY WILL BE HERE FROM "STRANGER THINGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND OF COURSE, MUSIC FROM ALEX G, RIGHT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I HAVE SOME VERY BIG NEWS. I AM DROPPING A SHOE
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. I'M DROPPING -- I'M DROPPING A
A SNEAKER. [ RIM SHOT ] YEAH, I'M DROPPING -- NO, YOU
CAN PLAY A BIG ONE IF YOU WANT TO >> Questlove: OKAY
[ RIM SHOT ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE
ME THE FULL I'M DROPPING - >> Tariq: LET'S SEE THE SHOE FIRST.
>> Questlove: YEAH, LET'S SEE IT FIRST [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT. [ DRUM ROLL
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. SO, I'VE ALWAYS -- A LITTLE BACK STORY
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE MY OWN SNEAKER. AND I ALWAYS -- I'VE TALKED TO
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ABOUT DOING STUFF IN THE PAST. BUT, THEN, I MET THESE GENIUSES
OVER AT MSCHF. DO YOU KNOW THOSE DUDES? >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE GUYS THAT -- THEY DID THE LIL NAS X SNEAKER.
THEY'RE CALLED MSCHF, SO IT'S SPELLED M-S-C-H-F. >> Tariq: SO YOU DID A SNEAKER
THAT HAS A LITTLE DROP OF COMEDIAN BLOOD IN EVERY -- >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO BLOOD
IN MINE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY SNEAKER
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY SNEAKER
BUT, WE -- WE -- WE TALKED TO DAN GREENBERG. SO, THEY'RE OUT OF BROOKLYN,
MET WITH DAN, AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ALL THESE DUMB IDEAS.
AND I GO, "LOOK, IF I'M GOING TO MAKE A SHOE, IT'S GOT TO BE DIFFERENT.
IT'S GOT TO CHANGE THE GAME. IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
AND WE FIGURED IT OUT. ALL RIGHT. [ DRUM ROLL
WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW IT TO YOU NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THE -- I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THE -- I'M NOT READY
FOR THE -- I'M NOT READY FOR THE DRUM ROLL YET. HERE IT IS
THIS IS THE MSCHF GOBSTOMPER [ DRUM ROLL JIMMY FALLON EDITION
NOW, LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S THE IDEA BEHIND THIS.
READY FOR THIS >> Questlove: SURE >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS
YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT. ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT. SO, YOU OPEN THIS -- I'M
UNBOXING FOR THE FIRST TIME. YEAH [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
OH, GET READY. NO, GET READY. YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT.
DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO, LOOK -- NOW LOOK, NOW LOOK NOW CHECK THIS OUT SO, IT'S LIKE A SKATER SHOE,
RIGHT? SO THIS IS THE SHOE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THE IDEA BEHIND THIS SHOE IS THIS -- THE MORE YOU WEAR IT
AND WEAR IT DOWN AND BREAK IT IN, THERE'S DIFFERENT LAYERS OF COLORS IN THE SNEAKER.
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] LIKE A GOBSTOMPER. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED
GOBSTOMPER LIKE A GOBSTOMPER. SO LET ME JUST SHOW YOU, THIS
IS THE SNEAKER WHEN YOU JUST FIRST WEAR IT. AND YOU CAN WEAR IT ALL AROUND
YOU CAN SKATE WITH IT. YOU CAN DANCE WITH IT, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
AND THEN, WHEN IT GETS WORN DOWN, LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
EVERY SHOE WILL LOOK DIFFERENT IT'S CALLED THE GOBSTOMPER IT'S GOING TO DROP, THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL IT, NEXT THURSDAY, JULY 20th AT 1:00 P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME.
THEY'LL BE SOLD IN A 24-HOUR DRAW GO TO MSCHFSNEAKERS.COM.
OR JUST SEARCH MSCHF SNEAKERS IN THE APP STORE IT'S THE GOBSTOMPERS
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
GUYS, OUR VERY FIRST GUEST IS A LEGENDARY ACTOR AND ACTIVIST SHE CREATED THE LIVE STREAM
"FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS" TO BRING ATTENTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE. AND SHE STARS IN THE NEW
ANIMATED MOVIE, "LUCK," WHICH PREMIERES AUGUST 5th ON APPLE TV PLUS.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, JANE FONDA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JANE FONDA >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON THE SHOW
>> I HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE QUESTLOVE, THOUGH. HIS -- THAT DOCUMENTARY,
"SUMMER OF SOUL" WAS - >> Jimmy: YEP. THAT WAS -
>> CONGRATULATIONS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: HE NAILED IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE, WE ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT, FIRST, I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT, YOU'RE AN UNBELIEVABLE ACTOR YOU'RE AN UNBELIEVABLE
ACTIVIST AND THEN, YOU CHANGED THE ENTIRE GAME WITH "THE JANE
FONDA WORKOUT. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT CAME OUT 40 - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS DOING -- I WAS CHECKING
IT OUT IT CAME OUT 40 YEARS AGO DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT IT
WAS GOING TO BE AS BIG >> OH, ABSOLUTELY. IT WAS TOTALLY STRATEGIC
THE TIMING OF IT [ LAUGHTER ] NOT.
I TOOK A CLASS WITH A WOMAN -- A TALENTED WOMAN NAME LENI CAZDEN, AND IT BECAME A
A BLOCKBUSTER, AND I DID NOT EXPECT IT, THE WHOLE THING YOU KNOW, I GOT ALL THESE
MUSICIANS TO GIVE ME SONGS, BECAUSE IT CAME OUT FIRST AS A A RECORD
AND, OF COURSE, THEY ALL AGREED TO IT, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T -- THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING
TO BE ANYTHING AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR A A PERCENTAGE OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY JUST -- WELL, I HAVE -- THIS IS THE --
THIS IS THE WORKOUT ALBUM. THIS IS THE ALBUM, RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU HAVE JIMMY BUFFETT ON HERE YOU HAVE REO SPEEDWAGON.
THE JACKSONS ARE ON HERE THIS IS A GREAT ALBUM. YOU -- I THINK YOU INVENTED THE
VERY FIRST GYM PLAYLIST. >> FOR SURE. YEAH
WHO KNEW >> Jimmy: WHO KNEW THIS IS IT? >> YES
>> Jimmy: BUT, WHAT IS THE EXERCISE PLAYLIST YOU HAVE TODAY?
>> OH, HONEY, THERE'S NO SONG SLOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO DO A A WORKOUT TO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> IT'S ALL -- I'M ALMOST
85-YEARS-OLD YOU CAN'T MOVE FAST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. ALMOST 85? YOU LOOK SO GOOD
>> YEAH, YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF TOO, I MUST SAY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PAL
>> WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT BACKSTAGE. >> Jimmy: LOOK, I WANT TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING NEW.
AND LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE LIVE STREAM SERIES YOU DID, "FIRE
DRILL FRIDAYS. >> YEAH, STILL DOING IT. MM-HM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT BRINGS ATTENTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE
BUT NOW YOU'VE TAKEN IT A STEP FURTHER. OKAY
YOU'VE LAUNCHED THE JANE FONDA CLIMATE PAC. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS >> SURE.
WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THE RALLIES AND THE -- AND WE'RE GONNA DO IN- PERSON RALLIES
AGAIN. TUNE IN TO "FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS" ON FRIDAYS, AND I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING LEADING UP TO THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
BUT WHAT I'VE LEARNED, WHAT WE'VE ALL LEARNED, IS THAT IT'S NOT ENOUGH
THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY HAS A A STRANGLEHOLD ON OUR GOVERNMENT
THEY GIVE MONEY TO DEMOCRATS AND TO REPUBLICANS, AND WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THOSE TYPES
THAT TAKE MONEY FROM THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY. AND WE'LL REPLACE THEM WITH
CLIMATE CHAMPIONS WHO REALLY WILL WORK FOR THE PEOPLE AND NOT FOR BIG CORPORATIONS
THAT'S WHAT THE JANE FONDA CLIMATE PAC DOES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND -- YES OUT. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL WANT
THIS >> NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO BE IN MICHIGAN FOR ANDY LEVIN.
I'M GOING TO BE WORKING FOR HIM, FOR BARBARA LEE, FOR DONNA EDWARDS.
I MEAN, THERE'S SOME GREAT CLIMATE CHAMPIONS OUT THERE THAT WE NEED TO SUPPORT,
BECAUSE TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE IN TO TRYING TO DEFEAT THEM.
AND SO, IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US AND FIND OUT MORE, THEJANEPAC -
P-A-C --.COM JANEPAC.COM >> Jimmy: YEAH, JANE PAC
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE. >> THAT'S IT
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ALL WANT -- WE ALL WANT THIS WHEN YOU'RE NOT BUSY SAVING THE
PLANET, YOU'RE ALSO STILL DOING MOVIES I JUST SAW THIS CAST RIGHT
HERE, IF I CAN JUST SHOW A A PICTURE OF THIS. SOME AWESOME VIPs HERE
BUT ONE PERSON STICKS OUT IN MY HEAD, A LITTLE BIT THIS IS RITA MORENO, THIS IS
LILY TOMLIN, TOM BRADY - >> SALLY FIELD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TOM -- I SAID TOM BRADY. YEAH
THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S REALLY TOM BRADY? >> OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY IS [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND NICE.
>> Jimmy: HE IS SO CUTE AND NICE WHAT IS THIS
>> IT'S A PARTLY TRUE STORY ABOUT FOUR WOMEN IN THEIR 80s -- WELL, RITA IS 90 AND
SALLY IS 75, BUT - WHO'S COUNTING >> Jimmy: WHO'S COUNTING
YEAH >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO HAVE A REAL THING FOR TOM BRADY, FOR ALL KINDS OF REASONS.
AND WE HAVE ADVENTURES WE GO TO THE FAMOUS GAME IN HOUSTON WHERE THEY WERE DOWN --
WAY, WAY DOWN -- AND THEY CAME BACK >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> THAT'S THE GAME - >> Jimmy: HE'S DONE SOME AMAZING THINGS
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: HE'S KIND OF A A MAGICIAN, THAT GUY
HAVE YOU MET TOM - >> YEAH. AND I HAD A SCENE WITH
GRONKOWSKI [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SEE, MY CHARACTER WRITES SEX
NOVELS ABOUT FOOTBALL. SO I WROTE -- SHE WROTE A BOOK SHE WROTE A BOOK -
[ CHEERS ] * >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS.
>> WHAT? SHE WROTE A BOOK CALLED "BETWEEN A GRONK AND A HARD
PLACE. [ LAUGHTER ] I HAD A FUNNY LITTLE SCENE WITH
GRONK. AND, OH, MAN, IS HE FUNNY? >> Jimmy: HE'S A GREAT GUY TOO
>> AND IS HE TALL. >> Jimmy: HE'S FUN HE'S A BLAST
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I WANT YOU TO COME BACK, PLEASE, WHEN THAT FILM COMES
OUT. BUT WE'RE HERE TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT -- YOU PLAY THE DRAGON IN
"LUCK. >> I DO. >> Jimmy: THIS BEAUTIFUL
ANIMATED MOVIE >> SHE'S A GREAT CHARACTER >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S FUN
TO -- DO YOU LIKE DOING VOICEOVERS >> I'VE WANTED TO BREAK IN TO
VOICEOVERS IN A FEATURE FILM THIS IS MY FIRST FEATURE FILM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PARTLY BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMATED FILMS, PARTLY BECAUSE I'M OLD, AND IT'S A REALLY GOOD GIG FOR
AN OLD PERSON. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK AND YOUR HAIR AND
ALL THAT KIND OF THING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, YOU JUST GO AND HAVE
FUN. AND IT WAS REALLY FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHOW UP IN YOUR
PAJAMAS. AND, YEAH, YOU GO -- >> YEAH, YOU CAN GO IN YOUR
PAJAMAS. SHE'S -- YOU KNOW, SHE'S VERY FLIRTATIOUS.
SHE'S THE CEO OF THE KINGDOM OF LUCK >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THE
STORY ABOUT IT ALL TOO >> IT'S A WONDERFUL STORY. >> Jimmy: IT IS FUN.
AND THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT OVER THERE -- OVER AT APPLE TV PLUS >> YEAH, SKYDANCE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JANE FONDA AS THE DRAGON
IN "LUCK." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> TWICE IN ONE DAY, YOU WERE
ON THE LUCK FLOOR THIS MORNING, RIGHT? >> YES, THAT WAS ME.
>> I THOUGHT SO. LUCK LEVELS, LOOKING EXCELLENT AS USUAL
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. OH, I'M SO HAPPY THERE ARE SO FEW CREATURES HERE I CAN
ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE EYE WE LUCKY LADIES OF STATURE OUGHT TO STICK TOGETHER, DON'T
YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. THAT'S JANE FONDA IN "LUCK."
I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. I'M HONORED THAT YOU COME AND DO OUR SHOW.
AND WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN TOGETHER AND I THOUGHT TONIGHT -- WE
LIKE TO PLAY GAMES ON THIS SHOW AND I THOUGHT, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PLAY A GAME AND YOU SAID, YES. AND THEN I TOLD YOU THE TYPE OF
GAME, AND YOU STILL, KIND OF, SAID YES BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID NO.
BUT, NOW WE'RE LIVE ON TV, SO YOU CAN'T REALLY SAY NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME OF "EGG ROULETTE" WITH JANE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THEY MADE ME NERVOUS
'CAUSE YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS SEASON, NETFLIX PUT OUT A BILLBOARD.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS BUT -- >> YEAH, I DID SEE THIS.
YEAH >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS THIS IS ON THE -- ON THE
BILLBOARD IT SAYS -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- "PROTECT STEVE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. SO, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS
IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
MONEY, TO GET A BILLBOARD. >> I PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> YOU KNOW, I PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
>> Jimmy: YES, TOTALLY WORTH IT >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH JANE FONDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW, JANE AND I ARE ABOUT TO GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF "EGG ROULETTE."
HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS >> Steve: YES, JAMES
HERE, IN MY HAND, I HAVE ONE DOZEN EGGS EIGHT OF THEM HAVE BEEN HARD
BOILED FOUR OF THEM ARE STILL RAW YOU AND JANE WILL TAKE TURNS
SELECTING ONE EGG AT A TIME AND SMASHING IT UPON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH EGGS ARE RAW AND WHICH ARE
BOILED UNTIL YOU SMASH IT. ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU MUST SMASH IT.
NO PUT-BACKS THE FIRST ONE TO SMASH TWO RAW EGGS ON THEIR HEAD LOSES
>> Jimmy: LOSES. >> Steve: MS. FONDA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHOOSE THE FIRST EGG
>> Jimmy: WHOA, VERY CONFIDENT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SAD TUBA ] WHAT IN THE WORLD? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS THE FASTEST -- THAT WAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NO, NO, NO, NO HERE WE GO NOW THIS IS --
* HERE WE GO THAT WAS THE FASTEST I'VE
EVER - >> Steve: WOW, YOLK'S ON YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH
WOW. WOW, WOW >> THE YOLK'S ON HIM
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE COOLEST. HERE WE GO
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, AND CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW MOVIE "LUCK," WHICH I HAVE
GOOD LUCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: OH >> OW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I TAKE MY TIME PICKING IT OUT AUDIENCE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GO FOR IT >> Jimmy: I HAVE A WEIRD
FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE >> NO EXCUSES. >> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT.
HERE WE GO COME ON. HA-YA!
NICE >> Steve: OH, MAYBE THAT WAS A A SIGN
>> OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, I HAVE TO -- I HAVE TO DO JUST ONE FOR FUN,
BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST LET YOU DO THIS I DID NOT PLAN THIS OUT AT ALL,
BY THE WAY BUT, YOU KNOW I'M -- LOOK. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ONE FOR
FUN? >> Jimmy: ONE FOR FUN. >> Steve: ONE, EACH OF YOU
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU BREAK ONE ON MY HEAD? PLEASE
>> I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY,
JANE FONDA, EVERYBODY! HER MOVIE "LUCK" PREMIERES ON APPLE TV PLUS AUGUST 5th
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS STEVE HARRINGTON ON "STRANGER THINGS."
ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
JOE KEERY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. >> HOW COOL.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> HOW COOL.
OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GREAT, RIGHT?
>> IT DOES FEEL GOOD >> Jimmy: COME ON, YEAH, THEY LOVE YOU
I -- I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE BUT I WILL SAY HOW COOL IT WAS
TO MEET YOUR SISTER, BY THE WAY, BACKSTAGE >> MY SISTER'S HERE.
>> Jimmy: CAROLINE >> CAROLINE. IT WAS JUST HER BIRTHDAY
>> Jimmy: IT WAS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINE SHOULD'VE SAID IT BACKSTAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE'S -- IT WAS A COOL STORY THAT YOU TOLD ME BACK THERE.
I GUESS WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO START ACTING, SHE ENCOURAGED YOU AND SHE SAID -
>> YEAH, I WAS, UH, PROBABLY LIKE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND SHE WAS A PART OF, LIKE,
THE STAGE CREW, YOU KNOW, THE LIGHTS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I WAS KIND OF GONNA SLEEP IN AND SKIP, AND JUST MISS THE STAGE CREW THING.
BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "COME ON, GET UP," YOU KNOW, AND SORT OF BROUGHT ME ALONG, AND, YOU
KNOW, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH IT GOT YOU INTO THEATRE.
>> GOT ME INTO IT, YEAH, I WAS PRETTY INTO IT >> Jimmy: AND -- AND THANK
GOODNESS YOU STUCK WITH IT >> I DID >> Jimmy: BUT SHE SAID, "IF YOU
DO THIS, AND YOU GET ON 'FALLON' --" >> I -- EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: "-- I GOTTA TO BE THERE. >> "I GOTTA BE THERE."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND SHE'S HERE, AND YOU'RE ON HERE -
>> AND SHE'S HERE TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: CAROLINE, WE THANK
YOU. >> THANK YOU, CAROLINE >> Jimmy: UH, YOU --
STEVE HARRINGTON, THIS IS YOUR FIRST BIG BREAK. >> FOR SURE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHERE -- WHERE WERE YOU WORKING BEFORE THEN?
>> I WAS A WAITER. >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD >> WAITER.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. >> YOU HAVE TO >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH, I WAS WAITING TABLES, AND DOING COMMERCIALS. >> Jimmy: HOW WERE YOU AS A --
AS A WAITER? >> I WAS A PRETTY GOOD WAITER, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: REALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS A GREAT WAITER.
I WAS PRETTY, UH - CHARISMATIC, I WOULD SAY >> Jimmy: OKAY, I LIKE THAT.
>> AND WHAT I LACKED IN ORGANIZATION - [ LAUGHTER ]
-- I MADE UP FOR IN, MAYBE DELIVERY, I GUESS I WOULD SAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU JUST
GOT THE AUDITION, AND -- AND YOU WERE LIKE -- AND, WERE YOU WORKING WHEN YOU
FOUND OUT? >> I WAS SO, I AUDITIONED FOR -- YOU
KNOW, THEY DID THE BIG CATTLE CALL OR WHATEVER YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY SEND OUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
AND, TAPED IT, DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING MOVED ON
THREE MONTHS LATER, GOT A CALL BACK FOR SOME DIFFERENT ROLE FOR STEVE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN, THE JERKY BOYFRIEND. OKAY, WHATEVER."
AND SENT THAT IN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS "THE JERKY BOYFRIEND." >> "THE JERKY BOYFRIEND.
IT'S WHAT IT WAS IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, JAMES SPADER IN "PRETTY IN
PINK," PRETTY MUCH, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
>> AND SO MY FRIEND MATT WILLIAMS, UM, HE WOULD KIND OF HELP ME TAPE ALL MY
AUDITIONS. AND WE'D JUST, YOU KNOW, SET UP THE CAMERA, AND THE -- YOU
KNOW, GOT LIKE, TWO MUGS, AND, YOU KNOW, PRETTY D.I.Y. AND DID THE TAPE
AND THEN -- AND THEN -- HE WORKED AT THE RESTAURANT WITH ME
AND SO, WHEN THEY DID CALL, AND I ENDED UP GETTING THE JOB AND STUFF, THERE WAS A NICE MOMENT
OF, LIKE, A SILENT - YOU KNOW, HE WAS A FOOD RUNNER, AND I WAS A WAITER
AND I GOT THE CALL IN THE BACK, WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT.
I DON'T HAVE TO WORK AT A RESTAURANT ANYMORE, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I SAW HIM. HE WAS PROBABLY STOCKING THE TRUFFLE AIOLI OR SOMETHING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND JUST GAVE HIM, LIKE, A - "I GOT THE JOB."
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, BUDDY.
>> AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, GET BACK TO WORK THOUGH. >> Jimmy: "GET BACK TO WORK.
YEAH, "WE'LL CELEBRATE AFTER," YEAH >> "IS THIS FOR NINE
TABLE NINE, RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T -- YOU
DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT PAST SEASON ONE? >> YEAH, I -- THE BROTHERS
WROTE -- YOU KNOW, I READ ONE, MAYBE, EPISODE OF THE SHOW, TWO
EPISODES AND IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A -- WE DID -- WE READ THREE EPISODES,
AND THEN THEY HAD TWO MORE AND STUFF. SO IT WAS REALLY -- THEY --
THEY WERE BUILDING AS THEY WENT >> Jimmy: IT WAS DAY-TO-DAY FOR
YOU? >> IT WAS DAY-TO-DAY >> Jimmy: I CAN'T IMAGINE THE
SHOW WITHOUT YOU >> THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY >> Jimmy: YOU ARE
"STRANGER THINGS." WE NEED -- WE NEED YOU, WE NEED STEVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE THE WHOLE
SHOW I -- >> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU >> THANK YOU I WILL -- I WILL TELL THE
BROTHERS THAT YOU SAID THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE WELL, THEY MADE ME -- THEY MADE
ME NERVOUS 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS SEASON, NETFLIX PUT OUT
A BILLBOARD -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, BUT --
>> YEAH, I DID SEE THIS. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS THIS IS ON THE BILLBOARD
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT SAYS, "PROTECT STEVE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. SO, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS
IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
>> I PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. >> Jimmy: YES, TOTALLY WORTH
IT >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- BUT YOU
OBVIOUSLY -- WE CAN SAY THIS WE'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THIS. SO -- 'CAUSE -
>> NO, YOU SAY IT. I'LL LET YOU >> Jimmy: I -- YEAH, I'LL DO
IT NOAH CAME ON THE SHOW AND SAID SOMEONE DIES
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT YOU >> IT'S NOT ME >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO,
WE CAN SAY IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU -- ARE YOU TOUGH WITH
THE SPOILERS, AND HOLDING IN THE SECRETS, AND ALL THAT STUFF?
>> UM. >> Jimmy: LIKE, YOUR FAMILY WANT -
>> NOT SUPER - I'M -- I'LL TELL - >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR SISTER -
>> WELL, I'LL TELL -- YEAH >> Jimmy: DOES CAROLINE KNOW >> YEAH, SHE -
>> Jimmy: SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING >> WELL, SHE DOESN'T -- SHE'S VERY -- SHE GETS VERY SCARED
A LOT OF MY FAMILY DOESN'T LIKE SCARY STUFF, UNFORTUNATELY, SO -
>> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS TO DO WITH THEIR FAMILY MEMBER, LIKE -
>> YEAH, EXACTLY SO THEY'LL WATCH - >> Jimmy: LIKE, JOE, YOU
CAN'T -- YEAH, YOU CAN'T. >> YOU KNOW, THEY'LL WATCH
SOME, BUT MOSTLY KIND OF THROUGH -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
PRETTY SCARY >> Jimmy: IT'S A -- IT'S A A GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S THE BIGGEST THING -- IT JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR, LIKE,
13 EMMY AWARDS >> SO, THOSE BROTHERS, IT'S LIKE, THEIR LIFE, THEY DESERVE
IT, THEY'RE THE BEST >> Jimmy: DUFFER BROTHERS ARE GREAT.
THE -- THE WHOLE CAST -- >> THEY'RE BEST GUYS THEY'RE THE BEST
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE, RIGHT? AND CREATIVE AND FUN BUT --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE, LIKE, THAT IT IS GLOBAL?
IT'S, LIKE, BIGGER THAN JUST - IT'S BIGGER THAN CHICAGO IT'S BIGGER THAN AMERICA
IT'S BIGGER THAN - >> OH, YEAH. WE DID SOME PRESS -- MY OTHER
SISTER, LIZZY, CAME WITH ME AND WE DID SOME PRESS IN, UM, IN ITALY.
WHICH WAS, LIKE -- I HAD GONE IN HIGH SCHOOL AS A TRIP PRETTY COOL HIGH SCHOOL TRIP
ACTUALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GO TO ITALY, I MEAN, THAT'S
PRETTY COOL. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S A STORY FOR A WHOLE
OTHER DAY. BUT WE WENT, AND -- FOR THE PRESS, AND WE WERE KIND OF
WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND THERE WAS -- WE WERE WALKING, AND THIS LITTLE ITALIAN GIRL
SAW ME, CLOCKED ME WAS LIKE - I COULD TELL
AND THEN I JUST HEARD HER GO "STRANGER THINGS" FROM BEHIND. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: IN A DIFFERENT ACCENT, TO HEAR "STRANGER THINGS."
>> IN A TOTAL DIFFERENT -- YEAH >> Jimmy: "STRANGER THINGS."
>> "LIZZY, LET'S GO. COME ON, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "WOW, THIS IS ACTUALLY BECOMING GIANT.
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YOU KIND OF -
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A SMALL THING WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT DOWN THERE
WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING, AND WORKING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: AND THEN TO SEE THE FINAL PRODUCT.
>> SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT, IT'S -- IT IS CRAZY. >> Jimmy: BUT I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALSO -- I'VE SEEN YOU PERFORM AS WELL, LIVE, AS A MUSICIAN.
>> OH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU MUST FEED OFF OF THE -
DO YOU LIKE DOING -- FEEDING OFF THE AUDIENCE I MEAN -
>> I MEAN, YEAH, I -- I, LIKE, COME FROM DOING HIGH SCHOOL THEATER.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I -- >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A GOOD ENERGY, RIGHT?
>> IT'S A GOOD ENERGY. IT'S ALL ABOUT LIKE, THAT LIVE THING.
SO, WHEN I LIVED IN CHICAGO, THAT WAS KIND OF MY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I DIDN'T DO ANY THEATER THERE, SO I WAS -- >> Jimmy: THE NAME OF YOUR
BAND, JUST 'CAUSE I -- I THINK I'M SAYING IT RIGHT -- >> OH, YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S DJO, IS THAT CORRECT?
>> CORRECT IT'S VERY CONFUSING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU WALK IN
THE ROOM, YOU GO, "I'M HERE TO SEE DJO. AND THEY GO, "WELL THAT'S
INTERESTING," BECAUSE IT'S SPELLED -- >> D-J-O
>> Jimmy: LIKE "DJO. >> IT'S REALLY FUNNY THERE'S NOT REALLY A STORY
BEHIND IT. I HAD A BUNCH OF - >> Jimmy: LIKE DiGIORNO?
>> LIKE DiGIORNO, PRETTY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO -- YEAH
IS IT -- "IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DJO." >> EXACTLY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. SO YOU -
>> "IT'S D'GIORNO. >> Jimmy: "IT'S D'GIORNO," YEAH
>> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: BUT WHY D-J-O, ANY REASON
>> NO, I JUST THOUGHT -- I WANTED TO PUT IT OUT - IT -- IT'S CONNECTED TO ME, BUT
IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW, DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO ME WAS THE -- WAS THE --
>> Jimmy: YOUR NAME. >> -- WAS THE IDEA >> Jimmy: DOES IT CONFUSE
PEOPLE >> IT CONFUSES PEOPLE ALL THE TIME
PEOPLE SAY "D-JO," YOU KNOW, "D --" ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT STUFF.
>> Jimmy: "DEE JAY OH! >> "DEE JAY OH!" >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
EXACTLY, EXACTLY IT'S "I'M NOT A DEE JAY, I'M A A BAND."
>> NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: BUT UH, YOU HAVE A
A NEW RECORD COMING OUT? >> YEP DID A --
>> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER? >> IN SEPTEMBER, THE 16th, AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN
>> Jimmy: DO WE KNOW THE TITLE CAN WE SAY IT, OR NO >> WE CAN.
IT'S CALLED "DECIDE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO WAY, SO THAT'S OUT SEPTEMBER? "DECIDE"
>> "DECIDE," YEAH. >> Jimmy: "DECIDE," COMES OUT DECEMBER 16th.
>> "D'JUST DECIDE," PROBABLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, WELL YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN ALWAYS ADD A D-APOSTROPHE. YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD THAT IN
POST >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN ALWAYS
ADD THAT LATER BUT YOU'RE PLAYING BIG GIGS. YOU'RE PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA?
>> MAN, PLAYING -- YEAH, IT'S -- I'M GONNA BE DEFINITELY NERVOUS.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED? THAT'S - >> IT'S FUN.
I GET TO WEAR THIS WIG I WEAR, LIKE, A WIG, AND GET TO DRESS UP
THE WHOLE BAND -- IT'S KINDA LIKE A DEVO SORT OF THING, WE'RE GONNA DRESS US UP, AND -
>> Jimmy: NO >> IT -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DO THAT? >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO, YOU DO -- AND DO
YOU DO -- AND DO PEOPLE -- BECAUSE -- 'CAUSE THEN YOU CAN WALK AROUND, AND GO IN THE
CROWD, AND NOT BE NOTICED? >> WELL, THAT WAS THE IDEA LIKE I -- SO I RELEASED IT WITH
THIS, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT NAME I WAS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, INSPIRED BY, UM, ANDY KAUFMAN,
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> SO, THAT WAS KIND OF THE
IDEA, LIKE, KIND OF THIS ALTER EGO. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GREAT
YOU'RE FANTASTIC AND I THINK YOU COULD DO IT -- YOU COULD DO BOTH FOR A LONG
TIME >> THAT'S THE IDEA JUST KEEP DOING THAT, AND
THAT'LL KIND OF BE FUELED BY, YOU KNOW, ACTING STUFF >> Jimmy: YEAH
KEEP CRUSHING IT, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS JOE KEERY IN SEASON FOUR, VOLUME TWO OF
"STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OF YOU DRIVING
>> OH, I'M STARTING THIS SUCKER HARRINGTON'S GOT HER, DON'T
YOU, BIG BOY * >> WHAT THE HELL
HEY, OPEN THIS DOOR. >> HEY *
>> THEY LOCKED THE DOOR! >> [ BLEEP ] [ BLEEP ] EVERYBODY, HANG ONTO SOMETHING
* >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO
>> DRIVE, STEVE, DRIVE >> GO, GO, GO! *
>> GO, GO, GO. [ BLEEP ] GO, GO, GO THEY LOOK PISSED
>> I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU LOSE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR IN ONE FELL SWOOP
* >> HOLD ON HOLD ON!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
RIGHT THERE. JOE KEERY, EVERYBODY SEASON FOUR OF
"STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX "DECIDE" COMES OUT
SEPTEMBER 16th JOE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM ALEX G. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RUNNER," FROM HIS UPCOMING ALBUM "GOD SAVE THE ANIMALS," PLEASE
WELCOME ALEX G [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHO I CAN OPEN UP TO *
* WHO DON'T JUDGE FOR WHAT I SAY BUT JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I DO *
* AND WHEN I THINK OF PEOPLE I LOOK UP T MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN
MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN * * I LAUGH WHEN YOU SA THE WRONG THIN
MOUTHING OFF TO EVERYBODY ELSE BUT ME * * THEY HIT YO
WITH THE ROLLED UP MAGAZIN MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN *
* LOAD IT U KNOW YOUR TRIGGE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* * WHAT'S A COUPLE GRAND ROLLED UP IN YOUR POCKET
I WON'T TELL NOBOD BABY YOU DON'T TELL NOBODY * * YES I HAVE DONE
A COUPLE BAD THING YES I HAVE DON A COUPLE BAD THINGS *
* YEAH I HAVE DON A COUPLE BAD THING YEAH I HAVE DONE
A COUPLE YEAH YEAH * * LOAD IT U KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND * * LOAD IT U KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY * * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALEX G "GOD SAVE THE ANIMALS" IS OUT
SEPTEMBER 23rd WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW YOU DOIN' BUD? THANK YOU, THANK YOU
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JANE FONDA, JOE KEERY, ALEX G, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE