>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DANIEL KALUUYA
SARAH HYLAND MUSICAL GUEST DENZEL CURRY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1685 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
THAT'S A CROWD THAT'S AN AUDIENCE RIGHT THERE WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY! ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
WELL, GUYS, THE BIG STORY RIGHT NOW OBVIOUSLY IS THE HEAT. AS TEMPERATURES CONTINUE TO
REACH RECORD HIGHS ACROSS THE WORLD. IT'S THE TYPE OF HEAT WHERE YOU
GET INTO AN UBER AND YOU CAN SEE THE SWEAT OUTLINE OF THE PASSENGER BEFORE YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T MESS AROUND IN THIS WEATHER
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO'S DELIRIOUS AND SLURRING THEIR WORDS, THEY EITHER HAVE
HEATSTROKE OR THEY'RE RUDY GIULIANI. SO JUST BE CAREFUL
[ LAUGHTER ] BE CAREFUL IT'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW, WE
ACTUALLY CHANGED OUR AUDIENCE LOAD-IN POLICY TO MAKE EVERYONE MORE COMFORTABLE
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU.
MASK ON, PANTS OFF MASK ON, PANTS OFF MASK ON, PANTS OFF
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> MASK ON >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, OUR AUDIENCE IS COMPLETELY PANTLESS
TONIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* ABSOLUTELY IT WAS 95 DEGREES HERE IN
NEW YORK TODAY YEAH WITH TEMPERATURES SPIKING ALL
OVER THE WORLD, I SAW A PRETTY INTERESTING NEW AD ON TV LOOK AT THIS
>> WHEN YOU NEED TO STAY DRY AND SMELLING FRESH, TOM'S OF
MAINE NATURAL DEODORANT IS ALUMINUM FREE, SOFT ON SKIN, AND TOTALLY UN[ BLEEP ]
PREPARED FOR THIS HELL ON EARTH HEATWAVE TOM'S OF MAINE NATURAL
DEODORANT, YOU'RE BETTER OFF EATING IT. NOW GO GET SOME SPEED STICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BETTER OFF EATING IT THAT WAS FROM TOM.
>> Steve: WOW. THAT WAS FROM TOM. >> Jimmy: BETTER OFF EATING IT
>> Steve: GRAB A BITE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: DIP IT IN RANCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED NEW
EXECUTIVE ACTIONS TO ADDRESS THE CLIMATE CRISIS WHEW, JUST IN TIME
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S 115 DEGREES OUTSIDE UNFORTUNATELY, BIDEN'S SPEECH
WAS CUT SHORT WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER BURST INTO FLAMES [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, EVEN THE CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS WERE LIKE, "DO YOU MIND IF WE PROTEST INSIDE?
IT'S HOT AS HELL OUT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, I READ THAT
THE KREMLIN IS TRYING TO LURE RUSSIANS AWAY FROM YOUTUBE AND ONTO AN ALTERNATIVE RUSSIAN
SITE CALLED RUTUBE [ LAUGHTER ] RUTUBE
IS IT ME OR DOES IT SOUND LIKE SCOOBY DOO SAYING YOUTUBE? IT'S LIKE, "RECK OUT MY
RUTUBE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ZOINKS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT RUSSIAN YOUTUBE. IT'S JUST LIKE REGULAR YOUTUBE
EXCEPT THE VIDEOS POSTED OF YOU WEREN'T TAKEN BY YOU YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN RUSSIA, LIKE BUTTON SMASHES YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY RUSSIAN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE.
THERE'S ALSO A RUSSIAN VERSION OF FACEBOOK. IT'S CALLED FACEBOOK
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE I SAW THAT
VLADIMIR PUTIN JUST MET WITH THE PRESIDENT OF TURKEY, AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW
PUTIN HAD TO WAIT BY HIMSELF FOR A LONG TIME. WATCH THIS
[ CAMERAS CLICKING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, FINALLY. THERE YOU GO, FINALLY. YEAH
SO FAR THAT'S THE ONLY VIDEO ON RUTUBE >> Steve: REALLY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME COVID NEWS, I HEARD THAT A NEW VARIANT HAS
BEEN DETECTED AND IT'S CALLED CENTAURUS. MY FIRST CAR IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS
A CENTAURUS. >> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, CENTAURUS. APPARENTLY IT'S GOT THE HEAD OF
A BAT AND THE BODY OF A HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] AT LEAST WITH THIS VARIANT,
TAKING HORSE DEWORMER MAKES A LITTLE MORE SENSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET THIS, GUYS APPLE HAS AGREED TO PAY $50 MILLION IN A CLASS ACTION
LAWSUIT OVER THEIR FAULTY KEYBOARDS WITH STICKY KEYS YEAH, THOSE APPLE CUSTOMERS ARE
PRETTY HAPPY THEY RELEASED A STATEMENT ABOUT THEIR WIN.
THEY SAID, "WE ARE OVVRJAYD AT THE UTCOME [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS HAS BEN A LONG JONNY, AND WEEE GLD TO SEEEEE JONSTICE PEEVAIL.
WED LIK TO THANK OUR DEDICATED LAYERS: FFFFF, FFFFF, & FFFFFFFFFFFF."
IT GOES ON FROM THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS ON A FARM IN FLORIDA, THERE'S AN EMU NAMED EMMANUEL THAT'S
GOING VIRAL FOR INTERRUPTING TIKTOKS. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, HE'S
CUTE HERE HE IS
>> THIS IS A -- EMMANUEL, DO NOT DO IT. EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT.
EMMANUEL [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LIKE SHE STARTS SMILING, TOO
SHE'S LIKE, "EMMANUEL -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, THIS EMU IS EVERYWHERE
I MEAN, HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE. I MEAN, CHECK OUT WHAT HAPPENED
DURING ONE OF BIDEN'S RECENT SPEECHES
>> IT'S AN HONOR TO ONCE AGAIN STAND WITH FRIENDS EMMANUEL -- EMMANUEL, DO NOT DO
IT EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT, JACK. COME ON, MAN
>> Jimmy: DON'T DO IT, JACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LISTEN TO THIS, GUYS, A MOTHER
IN MISSISSIPPI IS CLAIMING THAT HER DAUGHTER FOUND A CIGARETTE IN HER BURGER KING CHICKEN
FRIES. HERE'S A PHOTO LOOK AT THIS
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] BURGER KING WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING WE'D
DO." [ LAUGHTER ] NUTRITIONALLY SPEAKING,
A BURGER KING CHICKEN FRY AND A CIGARETTE ARE ABOUT THE SAME [ LAUGHTER ]
THE MANAGER TRIED TO SPIN IT HE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S JUST THE TOY.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN IN VIRGINIA SAID THAT HE'S GOING TO EAT
ONLY TACO BELL FOR 30 DAYS TO SEE IF THEIR FOOD CAN MAKE YOU HEALTHIER.
TACO BELL IS SO EXCITED. THEY'RE LIKE, "HE CALLED US FOOD."
[ LAUGHTER ] YES, TACO BELL FOR 30 DAYS HERE'S THE PREDICTION.
BY DAY TWO, IT'S GOING TO BE A A NIGHTMARE SOUTH OF THE BORDER
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ APPLAUSE ] LET'S KEEP IT GOING.
COME OVER WITH ME RIGHT HERE COME ON.
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "NOPE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY
DANIEL KALUUYA IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE THAT GUY.
>> Steve: LOVELY MAN >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM "MODERN FAMILY," AND NOW
SHE'S THE NEW HOST OF THE REALITY DATING SHOW "LOVE ISLAND USA," AVAILABLE ON
PEACOCK. SARAH HYLAND IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ON RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK, IT'S STREAMING YEAH, IT'S HAPPENING
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM DENZEL CURRY, EVERYBODY. >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS SUMMER AND I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A
A GOOD BOOK TO READ. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
A GOOD BEACH READ. OKAY, NOW, IN THE PAST WE'VE DONE CONTESTS ON THE SHOW.
WE'D PICK A FEW BOOKS AND THEN VOTE ON WHICH ONE TO READ. BUT THIS YEAR WE'RE NOT DOING
THAT >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOING THINGS A
A LITTLE DIFFERENT I MADE A DECISION THIS YEAR. >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: I JUST PICKED A BOOK I CHOSE -- I'M DOING A BOOK CLUB
THIS IS -- WE'RE ALL DOING THE BOOK CLUB. YEAH
EVERYONE ROOTS, EVERYBODY >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: MANDATORY BOOK CLUB. YEAH THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT HERE
THIS YEAR IT'S MANDATORY >> Steve: WE HAVE TO READ IT >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO READ IT.
>> Steve: AW CAN SOMEBODY READ IT TO ME >> Jimmy: NO, THIS ONE'S
FANTASTIC. I PICKED IT OUT. IT'S A GOOD ONE.
I LOVE IT. IT INVOLVES -- IT'S A LOVE STORY.
>> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE LOVE? >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND ABOUT TWO KIDS, THAT -- THEY LOVE EACH OTHER IT'S IN THE '90s, THEY CREATE
A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND THEN IT JUST
GETS -- YEAH, EXACTLY. IT IS CALLED "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW" BY
GABRIELLE ZEVIN, EVERYBODY THIS IS THE BOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS IT IT'S OFFICIALLY THE VERY FIRST BOOK IN OUR BRAND-NEW FALLON
BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A STICKER. CAN WE ZOOM IN [ CHEERS ]
OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S AS MUCH AS WE CAN ZOOM
IN >> Steve: FBC! >> Jimmy: IT FEELS LIKE THE
CAMERA ZOOMED IN A LITTLE BIT AND THEN STOPPED >> Steve: WE CAN'T AFFORD --
>> Jimmy: YEAH LOOK AT THAT THAT'S TIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT LOOK, JUST HOLDING IT LOOKS COOL
>> Steve: OH, NICE * >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP MAN?
* [ CHEERS ] YOU CAN DO -- I CAN'T WAIT,
THIS IS -- >> Steve: BEACH. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT EVERYTHING
YOU WANT IN THIS THING THIS IS THE SUMMER READ, THE FALLON BOOK CLUB
THIS IS THE JAM RIGHT HERE IT SAYS HERE, "A DAZZLING AND INTRICATELY IMAGINED NOVEL THAT
IMAGINES THE NATURE OF IDENTITY, FAILURE, THE REDEMPTIVE POSSIBILITIES IN
PLAY, AND ABOVE ALL, OUR NEED TO CONNECT, TO BE LOVED AND TO LOVE
YES, IT IS A LOVE STORY, BUT IT IS NOT ONE YOU HAVE READ BEFORE."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS SO, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT I'M GOING TO BE READING THIS
OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, AND IF YOU WANT TO READ ALONG WITH ME, PICK UP A COPY WHEREVER BOOKS
ARE SOLD OR GO TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY. I'LL BE POSTING MY UPDATES ON
MY SOCIALS ABOUT WHERE I'M AT IN THE BOOK, WHAT I THINK OF IT
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE AUTHOR, GABRIELLE ZEVIN, ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT THE
BOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BOOK CLUB
>> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT BOOK CLUBS.
>> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: I AIN'T GONNA JOIN NO BOOK CLUB.
I DON'T WANT TO JOIN NO BOOK CLUB >> Steve: WELL HERE, TRY THIS
BOOK >> Jimmy: WHAT THE HECK? >> Steve: IT'S CALLED
"TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW." >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS BOOK
I'M GOING TO BE IN MORE BOOK CLUBS. >> Steve: I'M GOING TO BE IN
WAY MORE BOOK CLUBS. [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT PART OF THE FBC?
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN THE FBC. FALLON BOOK CLUB
>> Steve: 2022 >> Jimmy: 2022 [ AIR HORN ]
THANK YOU. YEAH >> Steve: VOO VOO ZAYLA.
>> Jimmy: VOO VOO ZAYLA. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? BUT ANYWAYS, TO START, TO KICK
THINGS OFF, TONIGHT EVERYONE IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE WILL BE GOING HOME WITH THEIR VERY OWN
COPY OF "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* IT'S A FALLON BOOK CLUB. [ AIR HORN ]
HAPPY READING, EVERYBODY * * COME READ I
I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT I GON' READ IT GON' TALK ABOUT IT *
* GON' SHOUT ABOUT IT GON' SING ABOUT IT GON' RAP ABOUT I
GON' SCRATCH ABOUT IT * * GON' WORM ABOUT I GON' SPIN ABOUT IT
GO UP ABOUT IT GO DOWN ABOUT IT * *
[ AIR HORN ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE HORNS CAME IN.
>> Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE - WHAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKE "YOU GO UP ABOUT IT"? >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: OR GO DOWN ABOUT IT? >> Questlove: EH * GO UP ABOUT I
GO DOWN ABOUT IT GON' SHOUT ABOUT IT * * NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
UPTOWN DOWNTOWN * [ VOCALIZING ] *
* UPTOWN DOWNTOWN PEOPLE ON THE STREET CALL ME ON THE PHONE
I'LL BE HERE ALONE * * READING ALL MY BOOK GETTING' THOSE NASTY LOOKS
IT'S JUST MY BOO MY BOOK * * MY BOOK
IT'S A FALLON BOOK CLUB * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ AIR HORN ] >> Steve: FALLON BOOK CLUB IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO
AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: DIP IT IN RANCH. >> Steve: DIP IT
>> Both: DIP IT IN RANCH >> Jimmy: SO, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING.
I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #SUMMERBOD >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YEP. AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SENT A A TWEET, A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR
EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT YOUR SUMMER BOD WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THOUGHT I'D SHARE -- THEY'RE FUNNY. SOME OF MY FAVORITE SUMMER BOD
TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS THIS FIRST IS FROM @MSMcSLOTHYFACE.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "MY SUMMER BOD REMINDS ME OF THAT NEW
KEKE PALMER MOVIE. I SAW MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAID #NOPE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DANIEL KALUUYA MOVIE AS WELL "NOPE.
>> Steve: "NOPE. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @KANSASBRADBURY.
THAT'S A GOOD NAME >> Steve: KANSAS BRADBURY. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WAS AT THE
BEACH AND MY FRIEND SAID I LOOKED LIKE A BAG OF MILK WITH HAIR."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. >> Steve: WOW.
WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD >> Steve: BURN
>> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @FITKIX. >> Steve: FITKIX
>> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "PUT ON SUNSCREEN AND COMPLETELY MISSED THE FRONT OF MY LEGS AND AROUND
MY MOUTH ENDED UP WITH RED STRIPES DOWN THE FRONT OF MY LEGS AND A
A CLOWN FACE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM
@LEGENDWT4ITDARY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. THAT MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE
TWITTER NAME LEGENDWT4ITDARY. >> Steve: NICE
>> Jimmy: LEGENDARY. >> Steve: LEGEND - >> Jimmy: WAIT FOR IT.
>> Steve: DARY >> Jimmy: DIP IT IN RANCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S OUR NEW CATCHPHRASE >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
DIP IT IN RANCH. >> Steve: DIP IT FBC.
>> Jimmy: DIP IT IN RANCH. >> Steve: HAVE SOME RANCH. DIP IT
>> Jimmy: BE SOUTHERN. DIP IT IN RANCH. OR IS HE LIKE -- DIP IT IN
RANCH. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS.
OR MAYBE HE'S GRUFF. >> Steve: HE'S BOTH. DIP IT IN RANCH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT MY DIVORCE PAPERS FROM MY WIFE.
I TOOK IT, I DIPPED IT IN RANCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: AND MUSTARD SAUCE. >> Jimmy: UH, ALL RIGHT. THIS IS FROM @LEGENDWT4ITDARY.
HE SAYS, "I WAS ONCE CALLED BUDGET AQUAMAN BY SOME TEENS AT A WATER PARK."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PUNKS! >> Steve: YOU TEENS.
>> Jimmy: BUDGET - >> Steve: BUDGET AQUAMAN >> Jimmy: BUDGET AQUAMAN
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, MAN >> Steve: POOR MAN >> Jimmy: I'M -- WE'RE IN
A BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: YEAH, WE'RE READING. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@RAY00794010 EASY TO REMEMBER, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW COME YOU NEVER TWEET ME, MAN? >> Steve: WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S VERY EASY, RAY0079189344. MORE FOUR.
>> Steve: GREAT. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "I HAVE THE PERFECT SUMMER BOD
IT'S KEEPING UP WITH INFLATION AS IT INFLATES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE IS FROM @AMYWAMY7 SHE SAYS, "MY STRING BIKINI LOOKS LIKE A RUBBER BAND AROUND
RAW BISCUIT DOUGH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW, WOW
* >> Questlove: THAT'S OFFICIAL. >> Steve: THAT'S DIP IT IN
RANCH RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: DIP IT --E DIP THAT ONE IN RANCH
>> Steve: BAG OF MILK WITH HAIR >> Jimmy: YEP.
THIS ONE'S FROM @DAVIDDWWILLIAMS HE SAYS, "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MY SUMMER BOD AND MY WINTER BOD IS MY SUMMER BOD HAS MORE MARGARITAS IN IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @YITZYRAVEN. HE SAYS, "I WENT ON A DIET FOR
A MONTH AND LOST 30 DAYS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON.
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: COME ON. THIS ONE'S FROM @GO4ARUN22
HE SAYS, "I'M A RUNNER WITH A SHAVED HEAD. FIRST TIME I RAN DURING THE
SUMMER HEAT, I WAS WEARING AN ADJUSTABLE BASEBALL CAP BACKWARDS.
TOOK IT OFF, AND THE SUNBURN LINE OF A PINK HALF-CIRCLE ON MY FOREHEAD MADE IT LOOK LIKE I
WAS IN A CULT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S A LONG WALK, BUT IT'S
FUNNY. WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE IT'S FROM @LITTERICKB.
HE SAYS, "THE BEST SUMMER BOD ALWAYS COMES WITH A GREAT SUMMER TAN."
LOOK AT THIS PHOTO WHOA BOY [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS STICK AROUND
WE'RE PLAYING "JUMP SCARE CHALLENGE" WITH DANIEL KALUUYA WHEN WE COME BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> THIS IS MAD
>> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S ALREADY LIKE NIGHT VISION [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? WHY DO THEY -- WHY DID YOU --
>> Jimmy: OH NO, BECAUSE IT'S MOVING >> OH.
[ SCREAM ] >> THAT'S [ BLEEP ] UP [ SCREAMS
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. QUESTLOVE AND I ARE ABOUT TO
PLAY A FRIGHTENING NEW GAME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS >> Questlove: WE ARE
I HAVE NO CLUE WHY YOU TOLD ME >> Jimmy: IT'S A FRIGHTENING NEW GAME
THIS IS CALLED THE "JUMP SCARE CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO
JUMP SCARE CHALLENGE OH YEAH *
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING THIS UNTIL JUST NOW
>> Questlove: OH, MAN. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW
PLAYER EVERYONE. YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE SCARY NEW MOVIE, "NOPE," WHICH IS OUT
THIS FRIDAY IN THEATERS AND iMAX GIVE IT UP FOR DANIEL KALUUYA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH HE'S DOING IT. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
COME OVER HERE, BUDDY. COME ON, GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Questlove: WHAT'S UP?
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT.
DAN, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE, BUD. THANK YOU, PAL
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE. NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO WATCH A JUMP SCARE VIDEO TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME.
>> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: WHOEVER CAN KEEP THEIR COMPOSURE THE MOST AND
REACT THE LEAST WHEN THE JUMP SCARE HAPPENS WINS THAT ROUND. >> ALL RIGHT
COOL [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, COOL.
I GOT YA >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOOD AT THIS
>> I'M GOING TO BE GOOD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT EVERYONE PUT ON A -- WE HAVE
MONITORS HERE. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE PUT ON THEIR HEADPHONES
THERE'S A LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE. >> Questlove: YEAH >> YEAH, I GOT YOU
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT YOU ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T HEAR
ANYTHING ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY THE FIRST VIDEO.
* >> THIS IS MAD THOUGH. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SCARED ALREADY >> Questlove: WAIT, WHY IS THE
AUDIENCE REACTING LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PAY ATTENTION.
>> ARE THEY WATCHING THEY'RE WATCHING IT. ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING IT
>> Audience: YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW SOMETHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
[ ZOMBIE SCREECH ] >> Questlove: [ BLEEP ]. [ BLEEP ]. OH, WAIT.
I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NEVER -- I'VE NEVER
HEARD YOU CURSE. >> YOU THINK HE SWEAR. >> Questlove: DUDE, THAT WAS
REAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID SOME CRAZY
CURSE IN THAT ONE. I GO -- >> Questlove: I THINK I SAID
THREE CURSE WORDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID THREE CURSE WORDS.
YOU MADE UP A NEW ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, COULD WE SEE --
>> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THE SLOW-MOTION REPLAY AND SEE
WHO REACTED. >> Questlove: FINE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I'M CALM [ LAUGHTER ] BOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE FINE. YOU WERE FANTASTIC
>> Questlove: I THOUGHT I LOOKED COOL THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE IS. COOL, MAN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, SO, THE WINNER -- THE WINNER IS DANIEL THERE, YEAH
* >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> LET'S GO AGAIN. LET'S GO AGAIN >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MAN
HERE WE GO READY? PLAY A SECOND VIDEO.
HERE WE GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] STARE AT THE SPIRAL.
>> ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S
SOMETHING WEIRD. IT'S ALREADY HYPNOTIZING PLEASE WATCH "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." [ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T WATCH THE OTHER SHOWS
>> Jimmy: LONG ONE, HUH? >> Questlove: I'M NOT SCARED, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I'M JUST DIZZY [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAM ]
>> Questlove: [ BLEEP ]? [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU NEED A LAUGH >> NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS CREEPY, THAT LITTLE DUDE. THAT LITTLE DUDE WAS CREEPY.
I THINK -- I THINK YOU MAY HAVE LOST THAT ONE AGAIN, BUT LET'S SEE THE REPLAY
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO
SHOT ME UP IN A PENTAGON >> Jimmy: YOU'RE COLD AS ICE, MAN.
>> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THIS ONE,
MAN. * [ APPLAUSE ]
READY FOR ANOTHER ONE? >> Questlove: I'MA WIN THIS. >> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Questlove: GOOD LUCK. >> Jimmy: LET'S PLAY THE VIDEO
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Questlove: WAIT, HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THIS IS
>> WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS >> Questlove: THE AUDIENCE
KNOWS WHAT THIS IS >> Jimmy: THIS IS A FAMOUS ONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
DON'T HIT THE WALL DON'T HIT THE WALL
>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT WALL >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
THAT'S WHERE THIS JUMP SCARE COMES OUT. >> OH, OKAY.
[ SCREAM ] OKAY, WE GOT -- WE GOT THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: THAT ONE GOT YOU >> THAT ONE GOT ME THAT ONE GOT ME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT ONE GOT YOU, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] COULD WE SEE THAT ONE? CAN WE SEE THE REPLAY ON THAT
ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT WAS YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU SCARED? >> THAT'S ME SCARED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU SCARED?
>> THAT WAS ME SCARED, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SCARE -- YOU SCARED IS THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT GETS LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: IT GETS LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT. * GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND
MEANS? [ HOWLING WOLF ] IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHOEVER WINS THIS WINS THE WHOLE THING.
READY FOR THIS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S PLAY THE LAST VIDEO. HERE WE GO >> THIS IS MAD
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S ALREADY LIKE NIGHT VISION
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> WHAT YOU SEE? >> Jimmy: IT'S ALREADY NIGHT
VISION >> WHY DO YOU SAY THAT WHY DO THEY -- WHY DID YOU --
>> Jimmy: OH NO, BECAUSE IT'S MOVING >> OH.
[ SCREM >> THAT'S [ BLEEP ] UP [ SCREAMS
[ BLEEP [ BLEEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] [ BLEEP
>> HEY
HEY. HEY. NO. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY.
CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION >> I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU LOST DANIEL LOST. OF ALL THE PEOPLE,
DANIEL KALUUYA IS THE LOSER TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* MY THANKS TO QUESTLOVE, DANIEL KALUUYA
"NOPE" IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY. STICK AROUND
WE'RE TALKING TO DANIEL AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I REMEMBER HIM SPEAKING TO
ME ABOUT THE FILM AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, LIKE, HE WAS DEVELOPING AND I WAS LIKE,
"WHAT'S IT CALLED? I JUST NEVER ASKED HIM WHAT IT WAS CALLED
AND HE'S LIKE, "NOPE." AND I LAUGHED FOR 30 SECONDS I WAS LIKE, THAT'S SO FUNNY.
BECAUSE HE SAID, "THAT THE REACTION THAT BLACK PEOPLE WILL HAVE WHEN THEY WATCH IT.
THEY'RE LIKE, "NOPE.
IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW FILM "NOPE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME DANIEL KALUUYA!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DANIEL, WELCOME. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE
STUDIO >> FIRST TIME IN THE STUDIO. YEAH, I WAS IN ZOOM LAST TIME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT A LOT OF GREAT THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU SINCE OUR INTERVIEW.
YOU WON AN OSCAR >> I DID WIN AN OSCAR, YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN THAT. YOU'RE GREAT IN EVERYTHING
BUT YOU ALSO GOT TO HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> I DID HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE." I LOVED THAT >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU WERE
TELLING ME THAT YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH KENAN THOMPSON >> YEAH, I WROTE A PLAY WHEN I
WAS NINE YEARS OLD AND IT GOT -- I WON A COMPETITION AND IT GOT
PERFORMED. AND IT WAS BASED ON "KENAN AND KEL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN HERE YOU ARE.
YOU GOT TO MEET WORK WITH KENAN. >> KENAN, YEAH
SO I DIDN'T -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING.
IT WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST TOO. HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM BEFORE
>> I SAW HIM ON THE STREET LIKE, IT WAS HALLOWEEN IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND I SAW HIM
ON THE STREET AND HE WAS IN ATLANTA. I WAS WITH MY BOY, "OH, IT'S
KENAN. AND HE SAID, "OH, YOU SHOULD GO UP TO HIM.
AND THEN -- BUT I WAS DRESSED AS BATMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
ST WAS - >> Jimmy: DIDN'T REALLY MEET HIM.
>> "HEY KENAN, HOW YOU DOING?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I REMEMBER
MEETING YOU. YOU'RE BATMAN. YEAH
DID YOU GUYS GET TO DO ANY SKETCHES >> NO, YEAH, BUT WE DID -- NO,
I THINK A COUPLE I THINK A COUPLE BUT IN THE FIRST TIME I MET
HIM, I WAS LIKE -- THERE WAS A A SKETCH THAT WAS LIKE, THEY WERE JUST TRYING OUT
AND IT WAS LIKE, US SCATTING AND LIKE, DOING A JAZZ SKETCH. AND IT WAS LIKE -- SO THEN THE
FIRST TIME I MET HIM, I WAS SCATTING LIKE SO I WENT -
[ SCATTING ] [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS JUST LIKE "WHAT?"
AND I WAS LIKE, YEAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU WERE BATMAN AND THEN --
>> THEN SCATMAN. >> Jimmy: SCATMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS EVERYONE IS PROBABLY ASKING YOU.
YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED OF ANSWERING. BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RETURN
IN THE "BLACK PANTHER" SEQUEL. >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO, NO, IT'S A SHAME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SAD FOR US BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU.
WAS THAT A TOUGH DECISION? >> IT WAS, IT WAS. IT WAS
SCHEDULE CONFLICTS WITH "NOPE," AND WE COULDN'T MAKE IT WORK WE COULDN'T MAKE THE DATES
WORK BUT THE FILM'S GOING TO BE AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE
GOOD SO, YOU WERE SHOOTING "NOPE. >> SHOOTING "NOPE," AND THEN IT
JUST -- IT JUST CLASHES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WANTED. YOU'RE TOO -- TOO MANY PEOPLE
WANT YOU IT'S A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IS IT REALLY >> Jimmy: NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL
YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH BUT CAN WE SEE YOU COME BACK IN
THE MARVEL UNIVERSE? >> I MEAN, YEAH. I MEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S AROUND HE'S AROUND, RIGHT
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> HE WENT TO -- I DON'T KNOW. HE WENT TO UGANDA FOR A TRIP
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IS THAT WHERE HE WENT? >> INSTEAD OF WAKANDA, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE WENT TO UGANDA? [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL SEE HIM POP UP SOMEWHERE
>> HE'LL POP UP SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALSO A LOT OF WORK BEHIND THE
SCENES WITH YOUR COMPANY 59% PRODUCTIONS, WHICH I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE ON
THIS 59%. >> IT'S THE WIN RATE OF "MONEY
BALL." >> Jimmy: "MONEY BALL," YEAH >> THE OAKLAND As TEAM
I'M OBSESSED ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE FILM AND I READ THE SCRIPT, I READ
THE BOOK, EVERYTHING AND IT SAYS THERE'S A WIN RATE OF ALL MY FAVORITE MANAGERS.
MY FOOTBALL MANAGERS THAT I LOVED BACK IN THE DAY. >> Jimmy: 59%.
>> 59% SO, THAT'S WHAT CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING LOOKS LIKE, 59%.
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY, I LOVE THAT YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR FIRST FILM THAT YOU --
>> THAT I WROTE. >> Jimmy: THAT YOU WROTE >> YEAH, I COWROTE A FILM
CALLED "THE KITCHEN. I'M WRITING THAT FOR TEN YEARS TEN, NINE YEARS.
AND THEN - >> Jimmy: IT'S BASED ON "KENAN AND KEL.
>> IT'S BASED ON - [ LAUGHTER ] KENAN'S GOT A CAMEO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> NO, IT'S SET IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE IN LONDON, IT'S ABOUT
THE WORKING CLASS. IT'S ABOUT THE WORKING CLASS - >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT YOU
GET TO MAKE YOUR DREAM A A REALITY. >> YEAH.
I'M SO BLESSED I WAS ON SET, I WAS JUST SO HAPPY.
I WAS ON SET EVERY DAY I JUST LOVE MAKING STUFF >> Jimmy: YEAH
LET'S TALK ABOUT "NOPE." WHATEVER WE CAN TALK ABOUT "NOPE.
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S JORDAN PEELE, WHO WE LOVE. WE HAD JORDAN ON WHEN HE WAS
FUNNY JORDAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S NOT FUNNY.
HE'S SAD >> Jimmy: HE'S SAD NOW, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S RICH THOUGH. >> Jimmy: HE'S RICH! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> BUT HE'S SAD. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. >> Jimmy: YOU GET RICH, YOU GET
SAD. EXACTLY RIGHT, MAN BUT -- SO I DON'T WANT TO GIVE
TOO MUCH AWAY. AND I KNOW YOU'VE JUST HAD THE PREMIERE
SO, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT IT I'M NOT LOOKING ONLINE AT
ANYTHING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I CANNOT
WAIT, MAN. >> WHEN ARE YOU WATCHING IT? >> Jimmy: I WILL WATCH IT THIS
WEEKEND. >> WATCH IT THIS WEEKEND >> Jimmy: SHOULD I iMAX IT,
RIGHT? >> YEAH, iMAX. DEFINITELY iMAX.
IT'S AMAZING ON iMAX >> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN SEE IT IN iMAX, DO IT IN THE iMAX.
WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THAT WHO'S KEKE PALMER PLAY >> KEKE PALMER PLAYS -- I CAN
SAY THAT -- SHE PLAYS MY SISTER >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> SHE PLAYS MY SISTER IN THE FILM >> Jimmy: BROTHER AND SISTER
>> BROTHER AND SISTER, AND WE OWN A RANCH. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> AND - >> Jimmy: RANCH? >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] WHAT HAPPENED?
* >> Jimmy: DIP IT IN RANCH.
RANCH IS A BIG DEAL OVER HERE. >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, NO, WHEN I GET -- LATE AT NIGHT I ALWAYS ORDER WINGS LIKE, SAY IF I GO OUT, ORDER
THOSE WINGS AND THEY'RE LIKE "RANCH OR BLUE CHEESE? AND I GO, "RANCH."
>> Jimmy: RANCH. HELLO. DIP IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'D BE LIKE "RANCH! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE DIP IT
[ LAUGHTER ] RANCH! >> RANCH, PLEASE, MA'AM!
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO, YOU GUYS OWN A RANCH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S JUST SO WEIRD WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT. SORRY, SO YOU OWN -- AND
THEN -- AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AND WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>> SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THEIR FATHER, AND THEN IT LEADS TO THEM HAVING TO DISCOVER A NEW
REALITY. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SAY WHY IS IT CALLED "NOPE"?
>> BECAUSE JORDAN -- I MET JORDAN, HE WAS SPEAKING TO ME ABOUT THE FILM
AND THEN FOR WHATEVER REASON LIKE, HE WAS DEVELOPING, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S IT CALLED?
I JUST NEVER ASKED HIM WHAT IT'S CALLED. HE SAID, "NOPE."
AND I LAUGHED FOR 30 SECONDS LIKE, I WAS LIKE, "THAT IS SO FUNNY.
'CAUSE HE SAID, THAT'S THE REACTION THAT BLACK PEOPLE WILL HAVE WHEN THEY WATCH IT.
THEY'RE LIKE, "NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] NOPE
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. I WAS LIKE, "YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS LIKE, YEAH, THAT'S REAL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY JORDAN PEELE STILL IS FUNNY,
MAN. HE'S FUNNY AS HELL THAT'S REALLY GOOD
YEAH LOOK AT IT, YOU GO, "UH, NOPE. >> NOPE.
>> Jimmy: NOT FOR ME, I'M OUT. ALL RIGHT. WELL, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE
A CLIP THIS IS NOT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, ALL RIGHT?
BUT THIS IS A CLIP OF DANIEL KALUUYA IN "NOPE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HM >> IT WAS BIG.
>> HOW BIG >> BIG >> WHAT'D IT LOOK LIKE
>> I DON'T KNOW. * IT WAS FAST.
TOO FAST TOO QUIET TO BE A PLANE. >> O.J
ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING? >> Jimmy: OOH, YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DANIEL KALUUYA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"NOPE" IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY. SARAH HYLAND JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARRED ON THE LONG-RUNNING, VERY POPULAR SERIES, "MODERN
FAMILY." SHE'S NOW THE NEW HOST OF THE REALITY DATING SHOW, "LOVE
ISLAND USA," WITH NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE SIX DAYS A WEEK ON PEACOCK.
PLEASE WELCOME SARAH HYLAND!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SARAH HYLAND
>> HI! >> Jimmy: HI, BUD! YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CAN I JUST SEE THE
BLING? >> OH, THE "BLANGA, BLANG. >> Jimmy: WOW, WAH, WEE, WHOA.
LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE >> WOW, WAH, WEE, WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN ENGAGED >> "IT'S 84 YEARS. >> Jimmy: "84 YEARS.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: HOW LONG
>> FOR A LITTLE OVER THREE YEARS NOW. >> Jimmy: NO WAY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO MY MAN, TO -- TO WELLS.
>> YEAH, TO WELLS. >> Jimmy: WELLS, I LOVE HIM. >> YOU LOVE WELLS!
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I REALLY DO. >> WHO DOESN'T LOVE WELLS?
>> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HOW DID HE DO IT
>> SO, WE WENT ON VACATION WE WENT TO FIJI. >> Jimmy: OOH!
>> 2019, VERY EXCITED. OUR FIRST TIME AND HE HAD PLANNED THIS.
THE -- THE PROPERTY THAT WE WERE STAYING AT HAD THIS LITTLE PRIVATE ISLAND
SO, WE WENT OVER THERE AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS IS HAPPENING.
HE'S PROPOSING." 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WITCH STUFF, YOU JUST KNOW.
AND SO -- >> Jimmy: WITCH STUFF. >> WITH STUFF, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST FELT THE VIBE YOU GO, "WE'RE ON A PRIVATE
ISLAND THIS GOT -- IT BETTER HAPPEN NOW.
>> I MEAN, IT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE TO TAKE WITCH STUFF TO KNOW PRIVATE ISLAND.
I'VE BEEN WITH THIS GUY FOR A WHILE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONCE YOU'RE
THERE, YOU GO, "YEAH." YEAH >> IT'S HAPPENING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND SO, WE GET OFF THE BOAT, WE'RE ON THE BEACH
AND HE'S LIKE, "LET'S TAKE A A PICTURE ON THE DRONE." NOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT TECHNOLOGY I'M VERY, VERY BAD WITH IT >> Jimmy: SO HE HAS A DRONE
WITH HIM >> HE HAS A DRONE WITH HIM >> AND SO, HE HAS IT UP IN THE
SKY. WE'RE, LIKE, CHOOSING, LIKE, ROSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR
THE PICTURE. AND I LOOK DOWN AND I SEE THIS BIG, LIKE, BLACK BOX, LIKE, FOR
THE CARRY-ON DRONE THING -- TECHNOLOGY WORDS ARE HARD. >> Jimmy: YEAH
A DRONE BOX. >> A DRONE BOX, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH
NO, I JUST MADE THAT UP. IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL NAME, IS IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, DRONE BOX.
IT'S NOT THE NAME OF IT. >> IT SOUNDS RIGHT, THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THE BOX THAT
THE DRONE'S IN IS ON THE BEACH WITH YOU, RIGHT? >> IT'S ON THE BEACH
IT'S RIGHT BY OUR FEET AND I WAS LIKE, "MOVE THE BOX. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET
A GOOD PICTURE HERE. >> "MOVE IT. TURNS OUT HE HAD THE RING IN
THE DRONE BOX. THANK YOU FOR THE WORDS. THE ENTIRE TIME.
>> Jimmy: AH >> AND THAT'S WHY -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHERE HE WAS?
>> -- WE HAD TO PHOTOSHOP ALL OF THE PICTURES WITH THE BOX OUT OF IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S PRETTY COOL, THOUGH
IT'S LIKE HE GOT OUT OF THE BOX AND GAVE IT TO YOU THERE >> YEAH.
YEAH, IT WAS VERY SWEET. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE THAT YOU POSTED --
>> OF HOME >> Jimmy: -- OF YOU GUYS WHEN YOU WERE DATING.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND I LOVE THIS. THIS IS WHERE -- SO YOU WERE
JUST TALKING AND THIS IS A A TEXT -- >> OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- AND HE SAYS, "WAIT, YOU LOVE BOLOGNA
TOO? [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "YEAH, I USED TO
EAT BOLOGNA ON ITS OWN OSCAR MAYER. AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M GOING TO
MARRY YOU ONE DAY, SARAH HYLAND." [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
AND YOU PUT, "HAHAHA, YOU'RE FULL OF BOLOGNA. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND HE WASN'T.
HE WASN'T FULL OF BOLOGNA. >> HE WASN'T FULL OF BOLOGNA >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ENGAGED
>> I'M ENGAGED >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. THAT'S THE REAL DEAL
THAT'S LOVE. >> IT HAPPENED I TOOK A SCREENSHOT SO JUST IN
CASE HE DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I CAN, YOU KNOW, HAVE SOME EVIDENCE FOR THE LAWYERS >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "HEY, YEAH."
WE WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON HANGING, SO HERE'S A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BOLOGNA
STOP IT RIGHT NOW. OH, MY GOD JIMMY!
STOP [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. BEST OF LUCK "DIP IT IN RANCH."
>> "DIP IT IN RANCH. >> Jimmy: "DIP IT IN RANCH." >> "DIP IT."
>> Jimmy: "DIP IT. >> "DIP IT." >> Jimmy: "DIP IT.
JUST DIP IT. >> I'M CRYING. I'M CRYING
>> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "LOVE ISLAND"? >> YES, PLEASE, LET'S TALK
ABOUT "LOVE ISLAND." >> Jimmy: I'M OBSESSED BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, SOMETHING IS
HAPPENING. IT'S REAL. IT'S LIVE.
>> SOMETHING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD RIGHT
NOW. >> SOMEONE IS CRYING RIGHT NOW SOMEONE IS MAKING OUT RIGHT
NOW. >> Jimmy: SOMEONE IS MAKING LOVE RIGHT NOW
>> OOH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ON THE ISLAND?
>> Jimmy: ON LOVE ISLAND >> OOH >> Jimmy: YES!
HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED? AND HOW FUN IS IT AND HOW GREAT ARE THESE CHARACTERS AND THESE
PEOPLE >> OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SO FUN. SO THEY JUST CALLED ME UP, YOU
KNOW, THE GOOD OL' PEACOCK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> CALLED ME UP AND ASKED ME
AND I SAID, "YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH, PEACOCK. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I LOVE -- OBVIOUSLY, LOVE REALITY DATING SHOWS >> Jimmy: THE PEACOCK.
>> I LOVE THE PEACOCK. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE PEACOCK [ LAUGHTER ]
"LOVE ISLAND," PERFECT SHOW FOR THE PEACOCK. >> PERFECT SHOW FOR THE
PEACOCK. WE LOVE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THE PEOPLE ON IT, WE HAVE TEN SEXY -- AND BY SEXY, I MEAN, LIKE, VERY, VERY, VERY
SEXY HUMAN BEINGS ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> I COULD NOT STOP STARING.
I THOUGHT HR WAS GOING TO HAVE MY SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE, "WOW." THAT IS, YEAH. >> I WAS LIKE, "OH NO, MAYBE
SARAH WAS A BAD CHOICE." >> Jimmy: YEAH I GO -- YEAH
>> "SHE CAN'T STOP STARING AT THE CONTESTANTS. >> Jimmy: SO, THEY'RE ALL GOOD
LOOKING PEOPLE >> THEY'RE ALL VERY BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY PEOPLE.
AND THEY DO SEXY, NAUGHTY CHALLENGES VERY NAUGHTY
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR LOVE
>> Jimmy: AND THE AUDIENCE DECIDES, RIGHT >> THE AUDIENCE DOES
SO, THE AUDIENCE WATCHES ALONG WE SHOOT IN REAL TIME. WE'RE ON TUESDAYS THROUGH
SUNDAYS. SIX NIGHTS A WEEK WE ARE ON. >> Jimmy: TUESDAYS THROUGH
SUNDAYS ON PEACOCK >> TUESDAYS THROUGH PEACOCK. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S SARAH HYLAND IN "LOVE ISLAND USA."
TAKE A LOOK.
* WATCH ME JUST WATCH ME NOW
OH-OH * >> OOH, CUTE * WATCH ME JUST WATCH ME NOW *
>> WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP >> JESSE, HELLO.
>> HELLO HELLO. >> WELCOME TO LOVE ISLAND.
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU. THANKS FOR HAVING ME
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING >> I'M FEELING GREAT NOW WOW, WOW, I MEAN, GOD BLESS
AMERICA. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD OPENING LINE RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SARAH HYLAND, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ENGAGEMENT. >> THANK YOU, BUD.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD CHECK OUT "LOVE ISLAND USA" NOW ON PEACOCK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW. DENZEL CURRY PERFORMS AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. DIP IT! *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WALKIN" FROM HIS ALBUM "MELT MY EYEZ, SEE YOUR FUTURE," GIVE IT UP
FOR DENZEL CURRY
*
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE COLD BLOODED SOUL BAND.
AND I GO BY THE NAME OF DENZEL CURRY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I KNOW SOMETIMES THAT LIFE GETS HARD SOMETIMES BUT I WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY IN
THIS CROWD RIGHT NOW AND EVERYBODY THAT'S WATCHING AT HOME, I JUST NEED Y'ALL TO
LISTEN TO ME, AND KNOW - * * CLEAR A PAT
AS I KEEP ON WALKIN' AIN'T NO STOPPIN' IN THI DIRTY FILTHY ROTTEN *
* NASTY LITTLE WORL WE CALL OUR HOME THEY GET BLICKIES POPPIN
AIN'T NO OPTION * * FOR MY PARTNERS SO THEY RESORT
TO SCAMS AND ROBBIN' * * TAKE AWAY STRES WE GANJA-COPPIN'
BLOW IT ALL OU IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN * * KEEP ON WALKIN'
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' IN THI DIRTY FILTHY ROTTEN * * NASTY LITTLE WORL
WE CALL OUR HOME THEY GET BLICKIES POPPIN AIN'T NO OPTION *
* FOR MY PARTNERS SO THEY RESORT T SCAMS AND ROBBIN' *
* TAKE AWAY STRES WE GANJA-COPPIN' BLOW IT ALL OU
IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN * * WALKIN' WITH MY BAC AGAINST THE SU
I'VE BEEN RUNNIN ALL MY LIFE * * THAT'S WAY BEFORE
MY LIFE BEGU SINCE MY BIRTH AND SECONDS ON EARTH *
* I BEEN THE FIRS ONE TO CONFRON ALL OF THESE CYCLE
THAT GET RECYCLED * * MAKIN' IT STIFL WHILE I STUN
ROLL ME A BLUN SO I FORGET IT * * BUT IT MAKE THE DETAILS
LOOK SO VIVI WENT THROUGH A LOT OF THINGS IN THE LAST YEAR *
* THEN I SAID F I I'MA HANDLE MY BUSINES I BEEN 180
TO TALK TO ONE LADY * * SHE BEEN REGULATIN' ON HOW I FEE
DESCRIBE IT AS RAW AND REAL * * I'M DEALIN'
WITH ALL THE ILL I'M TEARIN' UP LIKE I'M ON DR. PHIL *
* AIN'T NO US YOU GOTTA WALK AIN'T NO USE
YOU GOTTA WALK * * WHO THE HELL SAID STOP THE TRACK BRU
LET A REAL RAPPER TALK * * I WALK FROM THE WOMEN I WALK FROM THE FRIENDSHIP
I WALK FROM SOME DIGITS * * 'CAUSE LATELY MY BROTHE I'M FEELIN' INDIFFEREN
I WISH ALL THE BEST AN BELIEVE THAT I MEANT IT * * SENTENCE RUN-ON SENTENC
PRAY TO GOD FOR REPENTANCE BEAT THE ODDS AT ALL COSTS * * I WAN' SHARE IT
WITH MY INFANT WAY BEFORE HE START CRAWLIN' WASH MY SINS KEEP BALLIN' *
* I JUST GOTTA STAY FOCUSED I JUST GOTTA KEEP WALKIN KEEP ON WALKIN' *
* AIN'T NO STOPPIN' IN THIS DIRTY FILTHY ROTTEN * * NASTY LITTLE WORL
WE CALL OUR HOME THEY GET BLICKIES POPPIN AIN'T NO OPTION *
* FOR MY PARTNERS SO THEY RESORT TO SCAMS AND ROBBIN' *
* TAKE AWAY STRES WE GANJA-COPPIN' BLOW IT ALL OU
IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN * * KEEP ON WALKIN' AIN'T NO STOPPIN' IN THI
DIRTY FILTHY ROTTEN * * NASTY LITTLE WORL WE CALL OUR HOME
THEY GET BLICKIES POPPIN AIN'T NO OPTION * * FOR MY PARTNERS
SO THEY RESORT TO SCAMS AND ROBBIN' * * TAKE AWAY STRES
WE GANJA-COPPIN' BLOW IT ALL OU IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN *
* WALK WALK WALK WAL WALK WAL
WALK WALK * * WALK WALK WALK WAL
WALK WALK * * WALK WALK
WALK WAL WALK WAL WALK WALK *
* WALK WALK WALK WAL TURN ME UP *
* WALK WALK WALK WAL WALK WAL
WALK WALK * * WALK WALK WALK WAL
YEAH * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. COME ON, RIGHT THERE STANDING OVATION
DENZEL CURRY, WELL DESERVED. COME ON, BUDDY "MELT MY EYEZ SEE YOUR FUTURE"
IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY THANKS TO DANIEL KALUUYA, SARAH HYLAND YOU CRUSHED IT
DENZEL CURRY RIGHT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY