1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,714 >> Jimmy: HEY, DORINDA >> HEY, JIMMY! 2 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,117 >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FILLING IN TONIGHT FOR HIGGINS. 3 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,752 I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S AN HONOR 4 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,720 I CANNOT WAIT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 5 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,822 YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME. >> HEY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 6 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,791 >> MAKE IT NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAKE IT NICE 7 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:28,261 >> YOU GOT IT, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] [ HAMMERING 8 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:32,532 NICE [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY DO MAKE IT NICE 9 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:42,042 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Dorinda: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 10 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,911 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 11 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:51,217 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 12 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:57,457 ARIANA DeBOSE, DORINDA MEDLEY MAGICIAN DAN WHITE 13 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:07,834 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1682 14 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,135 >> Dorinda: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON! 15 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:30,357 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:34,961 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. THAT FEELS GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:44,371 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YES. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 18 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,439 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. 19 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,274 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOVE YOU, JIMMY 20 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,244 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, TOO. I LOVE YOU, TOO. GUYS, THIS WEEKEND IS THE 21 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:54,848 FOURTH OF JULY THAT'S THIS WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,118 THAT'S RIGHT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE TAKING TRIPS, AND EXPERTS SAY IT'S 23 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:03,823 GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST TRAVEL WEEKEND IN YEARS YEAH, AND HONESTLY WHAT'S MORE 24 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:07,527 AMERICAN THAN AN AIRPORT DELAY ON THE FOURTH OF JULY? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 25 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:10,263 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE TSA IS ALREADY WARNING OF DELAYS UP TO TWO HOURS. 26 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,700 YUP. IT STARTS AS A TWO-HOUR DELAY, THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE 27 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:20,640 GATE AGENT IS WISHING YOU A HAPPY LABOR DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,409 I SAW A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID CHICKEN BEATS OUT BURGERS AND STEAK AS THE MOST POPULAR FOOD 29 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:25,779 TO GRILL THIS SUMMER YOU AGREE? [ AUDIENCE OOHS 30 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:30,483 ARE YOU SAYING BURGER? YOU'RE SAYING DOG? [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:37,257 HE JUST WANTED TO "OOOH. OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,459 YEAH, SO CHICKEN IS THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT PEOPLE ARE GRILLING THIS SUMMER 33 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,227 YEAH, WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR FOOD IS STILL YOUR DAD TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BURGER THAT 34 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:45,465 FELL IN THE CHARCOAL [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, JUST -- THE OUTSIDE 35 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,901 IS A LITTLE WELL DONE, BUT THE INSIDE - DAD, YOU'RE GIVING ME ACTUAL 36 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,370 CHARCOAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'VE HEARD THAT PLANT-BASED HOT 37 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:59,346 DOGS ARE BECOMING MORE POPULAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE 38 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,880 NOT ONLY ARE THEY HEALTHIER, BUT YOU CAN ALSO USE THEM AS POOL NOODLES 39 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:05,151 [ LAUGHTER ] GO FLOAT ON THIS THING, YEAH HEY, GET THIS. 40 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:10,824 APPARENTLY THE COST OF FIREWORKS HAS INCREASED 35%. WOW. 41 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,792 YEAH, WHEN THEY HEARD, MACY'S WAS LIKE, "WELL, GOOD THING WE'VE BEEN RE-RUNNING THE SAME 42 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:14,227 JULY 4th SPECTACULAR SINCE 2008." [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:21,301 NO ONE NOTICED YEAH I READ THAT THIS YEAR AMERICANS 44 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,537 WILL SPEND OVER $10 BILLION ON FIREWORKS, DRINKS, AND FOOD. >> Tariq: OH, MAN, I LOVE THE 45 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,208 FOOD ON THE FOURTH OF JULY >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, TARIQ [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,710 >> Tariq: AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FAVORITE FOURTH OF JULY FOOD IS? 47 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,278 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL ME LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW I'M KIND OF BUSY 48 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:35,648 >> Tariq: OKAY HERE GOES. IT'S APPLE PIE 49 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,951 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 50 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,786 A HOMEMADE TREAT TO MAKE YOUR MOUTH GO, "SWEET!" THEN YOU GOTTA TRY A LITTLE DESSERT FROM 51 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:47,660 THIS FLIRT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH, OKAY 52 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:52,899 * >> Tariq: I'M TALKING ABOUT TARIQ'S HELLA FLY APPLE PIE. 53 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:58,271 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO KNEW PASTRY COULD BE THIS TASTY? 54 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:04,644 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE 55 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,312 MY FINE-ASS PIE IS FLOUR, SUGAR, BUTTER, APPLES, EGGS, WHATEVER, CINNAMON, A LITTLE 56 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:16,623 LEMON JUICE, NUTMEG, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW I'M NUTS FOR NUTMEG [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:23,496 IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A FOUNDING FATHER SAY, "OH, MAMA! BECAUSE EVEN BEN FRANKLIN 58 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:29,302 THINKS THIS PIE IS SPANKING. LOOK, IT'S ALL ABOUT U-S-A AND BY WHICH I MEAN "USING SEXY 59 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:35,308 APPLES." [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LOOKING AT YOU, GRANNY 60 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,278 SMITH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. >> Tariq: AND IF YOU'RE FEELING 61 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:46,086 STEAMY - ADD A LITTLE ICE CREAMY. OH GOD DAMN! 62 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:57,497 THAT IS A HOLE IN ONE IN MY PIE HOLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:02,102 >> Jimmy: WOW, TARIQ THAT LOOKS FANTASTIC >> Tariq: YO, I DIDN'T ASK FOR 64 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,071 YOUR OPINION, MAN. I'M OUTTA HERE [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:16,750 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THE FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE, AND OF 66 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,318 COURSE THAT MEANS COMPANIES ARE RELEASING THEIR AMERICA-THEMED COMMERCIALS. 67 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,954 BUT ONE COMMERCIAL REALLY SURPRISED ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE. 68 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:21,054 SURPRISED ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE. 69 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:30,730 >> AMERICA WAS BUILT ON GRIT, DETERMINATION, AND RESILIENCE. 70 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,432 SO WHEN YOU HIT THE OPEN ROAD THIS SUMMER, CHOOSE THE ONLY TRUCK IN THIS ECONOMY 71 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:39,072 AFFORDABLE ENOUGH TO DRIVE [ LAUGHTER ] POWER WHEELS 72 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:49,883 GOD BLESS 'MERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 73 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,651 AND SPEAKING OF TRUCKS, SOME DRIVERS IN NEW JERSEY GOT AN UNEXPECTED SHOW WHEN A TRUCK 74 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,086 THAT WAS HAULING FIREWORKS CAUGHT ON FIRE [ AUDIENCE OOHS 75 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,422 [ AUDIENCE OOHS WATCH THIS 76 00:05:55,822 --> 00:06:03,096 [ FIREWORKS POPPING 77 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:08,168 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S 78 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:13,807 BEEN LIKE, "CALL 911 -- IN 15 MINUTES [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:18,511 YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY TIME WAZE HAS GIVEN PEOPLE DIRECTIONS TO THE TRAFFIC JAM. 80 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:25,618 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, GUYS, IT WAS A BIG DAY IN WASHINGTON AS 81 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,754 JUSTICE STEPHEN BREYER RETIRED, AND KETANJI BROWN JACKSON WAS SWORN IN AS THE NEWEST SUPREME 82 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:38,631 COURT JUSTICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 83 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:44,237 YEAH JUSTICE JACKSON MADE HISTORY AS THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN ON THE 84 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,106 SUPREME COURT, AND THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE PEOPLE CHEER FOR THE SUPREME COURT IN THE PAST 85 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:50,443 TWO WEEKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,612 YEAH IT'S GOT TO BE STRESSFUL WORKING WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T 87 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,813 REALLY AGREE WITH. I MEAN, THIS IS STEPHEN BREYER NOW. 88 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:57,884 LOOK AT HIM. YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:01,254 THIS IS WHAT HE USED TO LOOK LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:09,562 HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR ROBES OR ANYTHING YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 91 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,464 BED, BATH & BEYOND IS BEING ACCUSED OF TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY TURNING OFF THE AC IN THEIR 92 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,100 STORES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN ALL 93 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:19,739 THE WORKERS ARE PASSED OUT IN THE BEDS AND BATHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 94 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,909 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, IF YOU FAINT, YOU MIGHT FINALLY GET TO EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND. 95 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:32,085 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY. THIS IS THE BEYOND 96 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,687 I GET IT YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE DESPERATE TO BE POPULAR AGAIN BECAUSE 97 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:39,292 TODAY THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO BED, BATH & BEYONCE [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,061 SPEAKING OF BEYONCE, TODAY SHE RELEASED COVER ARTWORK FOR HER NEW ALBUM, "RENAISSANCE. 99 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:49,235 CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, DAMN, NOW I NEED A NEW 100 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:54,074 ENTRANCE TO MY JULY 4th BARBECUE [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:54,074 --> 00:08:02,148 CAN WE SEE THAT PHOTO AGAIN? THAT LOOKS LIKE BEYONCE AND HER HORSE GOING THROUGH THE TSA 102 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:06,853 SCANNER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME SPORTS NEWS 103 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,822 OVER IN LONDON, WIMBLEDON IS UNDERWAY, AND I HEARD THAT SOON THE RULES IN PRO TENNIS MAY 104 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,859 CHANGE SO THAT COACHES WILL BE ALLOWED TO GIVE THEIR PLAYERS ADVICE DURING MATCHES. 105 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,561 THAT WILL BE INTERESTING HERE'S WHAT THAT MIGHT BE LIKE 106 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,300 [ GRUNTING ] CRASH AND GO "UGH! >> UGH 107 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,902 >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT, LEFT, LEFT WIN THE POINT. 108 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:26,639 [ GRUNTING ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. 109 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:39,853 PICK YOUR WEDGIE DON'T FORGET THE FRONT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,456 >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, "STRANGER THINGS 4: VOLUME 2" COMES OUT TOMORROW 111 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,459 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T WAIT EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS 112 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,261 SEASON'S BREAKOUT CHARACTER, VECNA. VECNA. 113 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,063 YEAH, HE'S REALLY BLOWING UP, AND OF COURSE NOW VECNA IS WORRIED THAT HE'S GOING TO GET 114 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:57,237 TYPECAST SO HE DID WHAT A LOT OF ACTORS DO TO SHOW THEIR RANGE 115 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,440 HE STARTED A TIKTOK. LET'S CHECK IN AND SEE WHAT HE'S POSTING 116 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:00,473 LET'S CHECK IN AND SEE WHAT HE'S POSTING 117 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,677 * * MY MONEY DON' 118 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,879 JIGGLE JIGGL IT FOLDS * * I LIKE TO SEE YOU 119 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,048 WIGGLE WIGGL FOR SURE * * IT MAKES ME WANT TO 120 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,016 DRIBBLE DRIBBL YOU KNOW RIDING IN MY FIAT * 121 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,118 * YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE I SIX FEET TWO IN A COMPAC 122 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:21,294 NO SLACK * [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 123 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:27,400 >> Jimmy: VECNA. COME ON. VECNA'S ON TIKTOK. 124 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:33,306 YEAH AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL 125 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,608 "EMPIRE" MAGAZINE JUST RELEASED THE FIRST LOOK AT KATE WINSLET IN "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER." 126 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:43,817 FIRST LOOK EXCLUSIVE HERE SHE IS. YEAH 127 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,552 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME KATE'S HAD A BLUE CO-STAR SINCE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AT THE END OF 128 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:57,697 "TITANIC." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 129 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,734 SHE WON AN OSCAR FOR HER ROLE IN "WEST SIDE STORY. NOW SHE STARS IN THE NEW SEASON 130 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:06,106 OF "WESTWORLD. ARIANA DeBOSE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,175 CRUSHED IT AT THE TONYS, TOO SHE'S GREAT. PLUS HE'S ONE OF THE BEST 132 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,245 MAGICIANS AROUND WE LOVE HIM. DAN WHITE IS HERE WITH SOME 133 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,182 MAGIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND BOY, OH BOY, DO WE HAVE 134 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,885 A GUEST ANNOUNCER TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HER SHE'S AN ALL STAR FROM "THE 135 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:23,256 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. GIVE IT UP FOR DORINDA MEDLEY 136 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,226 RIGHT THERE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,194 YOU MADE IT. OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE LET'S GO 138 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,162 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES COME ON. 139 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:39,839 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS 140 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:44,911 THURSDAY THIS IS -- BUT I FEEL LIKE I WAS VERY BUSY TODAY, AND I NEED 141 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:53,753 SOME TIME TO WRITE OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,289 I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME RIGHT NOW. JAMES, DO YOU HAVE ANY THANK 143 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,793 YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC FOR ME THERE, PLEASE? * 144 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,962 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE HE IS. CLASSIC. 145 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:07,100 THERE HE IS. HE SAYS -- HE SPEAKS WITH HIS EYES, YOU KNOW 146 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:13,707 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, COLORADO AVALANCHE, 147 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:20,547 FOR WINNING THE STANLEY CUP IN, WELL, A LANDSLIDE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:28,188 * THANK YOU, SETTING OFF FIRECRACKERS, FOR LETTING MY 149 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:33,226 UNCLE'S FINGERS CELEBRATE THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM HIS HAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 150 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:44,804 [ LAUGHTER ] "WAS IT WORTH IT?" "NO, IT WASN'T." 151 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:50,710 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, INFLATABLE POOL TOYS, FOR SOMETIMES NOT 152 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,346 SPRINGING A LEAK FOR A WHOLE SIX MINUTES. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING 153 00:11:53,346 --> 00:12:04,724 [ APPLAUSE ] REPAIR KIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 154 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:10,463 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, FRUIT SALAD, FOR BEING SANGRIA THAT 155 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,799 GOT SOBER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT TOO SHABBY 156 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:16,636 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S NOT BAD 157 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:23,143 * THANK YOU, NASA, FOR STOPPING THE SALE OF COCKROACHES AND 158 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,979 MOON DUST IN ILLEGAL AUCTIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I GUESS NOW IF YOU WANT TO BUY 159 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,781 COCKROACHES AND DUST, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, BY RENTING MY FIRST 160 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:34,120 APARTMENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WASN'T THAT BAD 161 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:44,731 * THANK YOU, PISTACHIOS, FOR BEING PACMANS THAT EAT HEALTHY 162 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:51,104 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, LIFEGUARD CHAIRS, 163 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,373 FOR BEING TENNIS UMPIRE CHAIRS ON VACATION. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 164 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,743 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 165 00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,780 ARIANA DeBOSE. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 166 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:09,956 * * WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO * >> WON'T YOU -- TAKE MY NUMBER 167 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:16,229 * FUNKY TOWN * >> WHAT? FUNKY TOWN 168 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:27,140 >> OH! YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,109 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST WON AN OSCAR FOR HER FANTASTIC WORK IN THE HIT FILM "WEST SIDE 170 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,712 STORY. SHE WAS AMAZING. SHE'S NOW STARRING IN THE NEW 171 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,080 SEASON OF "WESTWORLD" WHICH AIRS EVERY SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO 172 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,885 AND EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME ARIANA DeBOSE 173 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:38,918 STREAM ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME ARIANA DeBOSE 174 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:48,128 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 175 00:13:48,128 --> 00:14:00,273 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 176 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,109 OH, THEY LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK >> OH, GOD 177 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,145 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW >> OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU FOR 178 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:10,050 HAVING ME BACK >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 179 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,752 SINCE WE'VE LAST TALKED ON THE SHOW, YOU'VE HAD A CRAZY RIDE. >> YEAH. 180 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,588 >> Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WON AN OSCAR 181 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,191 >> I DID I DID, I DID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,361 I DID, YEAH! I KNOW CRAZY. 183 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:26,066 SO DID THAT GUY OVER THERE YOU WON AN OSCAR TOO >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, 184 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,135 QUESTLOVE GOT ONE TOO. >> Questlove: OH, NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,338 >> COME ON, THAT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT. 186 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,909 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG -- YOU MADE HISTORY AS BEING THE FIRST 187 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,444 AFRO-LATINA AND FIRST OPENLY QUEER WOMAN OF COLOR TO WIN AN OSCAR FOR ACTING 188 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,714 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES I KNOW IT'S A MOUTHFUL, BUT 189 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:47,654 THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU KNOW, BUT I 190 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,356 WANTED TO TELL YOU OUT HERE THAT YOUR SPEECH WAS SO MOVING AND SO PERFECTLY SAID AND 191 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:55,261 WELL-PUT EVERYONE WAS CRYING HAPPY TEARS. 192 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,896 >> IT'S SUCH A, LIKE, POINT OF JOY FOR ME, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW. 193 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:02,702 BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO HOLD ON TO OUR JOY, PEOPLE. [ APPLAUSE ] 194 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,506 YEAH, WE DO. YOU GOT TO HOLD ON TO YOUR JOY >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 195 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:11,544 >> SO, I WAS JUST SO GRATEFUL. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE DETAIL OF YOUR SPEECH. 196 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,614 IT WAS LIKE TO THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE BACK OF A -- WAS IT FORD - 197 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,916 >> A FORD FOCUS, A WHITE FORD FOCUS. >> Jimmy: A WHITE FORD FOCUS 198 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,519 THAT IMMEDIATELY SET THE STAGE FOR ME AND I GO -- I LOVE YOU 199 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,522 I LOVE THAT YOU SAID THAT. 'CAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY REAL. THAT'S DESCRIPTIVE, AND IT WAS 200 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,125 LIKE, IT REALLY HAPPENED TO YOU. >> WELL, IT'S GOOD TO REMIND 201 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,760 PEOPLE, LIKE, WHO YOU ARE, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, YES, I GET DRESSED 202 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:32,332 AND I LOOK LIKE THIS EVERY DAY BUT, LIKE, THAT'S A REAL PERSON 203 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,502 THAT'S A REAL LITTLE GIRL. THAT LITTLE GIRL STILL EXISTS, YOU KNOW 204 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,071 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE IN A WHITE FORD FOCUS 205 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,873 RIGHT NOW. AND SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HER DREAMS ARE POSSIBLE. 206 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,809 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 207 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,111 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I FELT AT THE -- I LOVE YOU 208 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,913 IT IS -- TODAY IS THE LAST OFFICIAL DAY OF PRIDE MONTH. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG 209 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,817 SUPPORTER AND ADVOCATE WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND AS WE'RE GETTING TO THE END OF 210 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,953 PRIDE MONTH. >> YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT A LOT AT THE END OF PRIDE 211 00:15:53,953 --> 00:16:05,231 MONTH. AND I THINK -- I JUST WANT TO REMIND, YOU KNOW, ALL MY 212 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,566 LGBTQAI-PLUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS, LIKE, DON'T STOP BEING YOU. 213 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:11,671 YOU KNOW, FIGHT FOR YOUR DREAMS FIGHT FOR YOUR JOY 214 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,307 AND REMEMBER, LIKE, YOU ARE -- YOU'RE VALID I SAY IT A LOT, BUT IT'S 215 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,344 IMPORTANT. AND IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT -- 216 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:26,052 WE'RE IN A FIGHT YOU KNOW, WE CAN TALK A LOT ABOUT HOW THE SUPREME COURT HAS 217 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:30,357 JUST WAGED WAR ON WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. BUT THE REALITY IS 218 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:34,294 CLARENCE THOMAS WAS VERY CLEAR ON WHAT HIS PLAN IS. HE'S NOT JUST COMING FOR WOMEN 219 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:39,532 THEY ALREADY CAME FOR VOTING RIGHTS THEY'RE GOING TO CONTINUE. 220 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,167 BUT THEY'RE COMING FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY AND QUITE FRANKLY, THEY'LL 221 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,070 PROBABLY COME FOR ADOPTION RIGHTS BY SAME SEX COUPLES SO, THIS IS THE TIME TO GET IN 222 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:52,345 THE FIGHT. AND IT STARTS ON A LOCAL LEVEL SO, FIND WAYS TO GET INVOLVED. 223 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,180 I PERSONALLY, BECAUSE I -- COME ON I'M BLACK. 224 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:58,084 I'M AFRO-LATINA. I'M A WOMAN. AND I'M QUEER. 225 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:04,024 MY COUNTRY IS AT WAR WITH ME AND THAT'S HARD. OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HARD. 226 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:08,862 BUT THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS HOLD ON TO MY JOY AND MAKE A A DIFFERENCE AT A LOCAL LEVEL. 227 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:15,201 SO, I'M TRYING TO FIND THE ABORTION FUNDS IN MY COMMUNITY THAT I CAN SUPPORT 228 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,137 SO, I CAN HELP ANYONE WITH A A UTERUS WHETHER THAT MEANS GETTING INTO 229 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,773 A SAFE HAVEN STATE OR IN THE STATES THAT DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT THEM 230 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:27,347 HOW CAN WE SUPPORT THEM? SO, I WANT TO ENCOURAGE FOLKS TO RESEARCH, GET INVOLVED. 231 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,749 BUT DO YOUR PART BECAUSE THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE SET OF RIGHTS IT'S ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS. 232 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:34,054 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WILL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 233 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,924 I'M SORRY TO BE ON A SOAP BOX, BUT I'M NOT SORRY. I'M FIRED UP, AND I WANT 234 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,660 EVERYBODY ELSE TO BE TOO >> Jimmy: BE FIRED UP. BE FIRED UP! 235 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,497 >> I'M SO FIRED UP >> Jimmy: YEAH, BE FIRED UP! >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT 236 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,666 THIS IS A TERRIBLE ANALOGY, BUT I LIKE IT. THIS IS A TIME OF PLANTING 237 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:53,907 SEEDS, RIGHT BECAUSE SEEDS BEGET ROOTS. AND HOPEFULLY REALLY HEALTHY 238 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,711 TREES. WE'VE GOT A ROTTEN ASS TREE CALLED THE SUPREME COURT 239 00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:01,114 AND WE'VE GOT TO ROOT IT OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, DO YOUR PART, PEOPLE. 240 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:05,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU. 241 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:08,888 THANK YOU, THOUGH. THANKS THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THIS 242 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,925 I DO WANT TO -- I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WESTWORLD" BY THE WAY. 243 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,195 I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE JOINING THE "WESTWORLD" GANG >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE 244 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:20,900 TO ME TOO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, FOR REAL 245 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:25,305 WE SHOT THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC AND I WAS REALLY WAITING FOR 246 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,440 "WEST SIDE STORY" TO BE RELEASED TO THE WORLD. BECAUSE NOBODY REALLY KNEW WHAT 247 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:34,247 I DID IN THE FILM. SO, I GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT MAKING A TAPE FOR AN UNTITLED 248 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,851 PROJECT. AND SO, I MADE A ONE-MINUTE VIDEO. 249 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:45,825 AND THEY -- IT TURNED OUT TO BE FOR "WESTWORLD." >> Jimmy: YEAH 250 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,727 >> AND THEY WERE LIKE, "COOL, SO WE WANT YOU TO COME BE ON THE SHOW FOR A CHARACTER WE 251 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:52,432 CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT. AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY >> Jimmy: YES, I'M GOING TO DO 252 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,768 THIS >> YEAH, THEY REALLY - >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO 253 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,369 TRUST THEM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 254 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,871 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ARIANA DeBOSE AND EVAN RACHEL WOOD IN THIS 255 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,539 SUNDAY'S EPISODE OF "WESTWORLD." TAKE A LOOK. 256 00:18:59,539 --> 00:18:59,572 "WESTWORLD." TAKE A LOOK. 257 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:08,782 >> AND ASLEEP. I JUST KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT 258 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:13,153 GUY. AIN'T NO MAN RUINED HIS LIFE >> CHRISTINA 259 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,888 IF HE CONFUSED A GAME WITH HIS LIFE IT'S BECAUSE HIS LIFE WAS ALREADY RUINED 260 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:19,926 I MEAN, COME ON. DIED SUDDENLY, EX-WIFE HOPE'S CENTER FOR MENTAL HEALTH 261 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:25,065 IS HIS CHARITY OF CHOICE >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? >> IT'S RIGHT HERE 262 00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:36,309 IN HIS OBITUARY. >> HIS STORY - I THINK I MIGHT'VE WRITTEN 263 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,845 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >> DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE WAS CERTIFIABLE 264 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:44,184 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNOW HE JUMPED OFF A ROOF 265 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:49,055 >> Jimmy: OOH. ARIANA DeBOSE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 266 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:54,060 YOU CAN SEE "WESTWORLD" SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO. ARIANA AND I ARE PLAYING THE 267 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,895 SINGING WHISPER CHALLENGE WHEN WE COME BACK YOU WON AN OSCAR 268 00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:28,194 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 269 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,063 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 270 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:36,169 ARIANA DeBOSE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 271 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,804 ARIANA AND I ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A SINGING VERSION OF "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. 272 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,374 WHISPER CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO 273 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,346 >> WHISPER CHALLENGE 274 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:51,284 >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. ONE PERSON WILL PUT ON THESE 275 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:56,122 HEADPHONES HERE WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING, OKAY? THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP 276 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,924 A CARD, SINGS THE SONG LYRICS ON THE CARD, AND THE PERSON WEARING THE HEADPHONES TRIES TO 277 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,893 GUESS WHAT THEY SANG OKAY >> YES 278 00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:03,296 >> Jimmy: ARIANA, YOU WILL PUT THE HEADPHONES ON FIRST. >> OKAY, I'M REALLY NERVOUS. 279 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,231 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M GOOD AT GAMES. BUT THAT'S OKAY. 280 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,100 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT GAMES? >> I MIGHT BE BAD. 281 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,503 I'M JUST SAYING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERY GAME 282 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,239 >> NO. I'M GOOD AT CARDS. AND BY CARDS I MEAN UNO. 283 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:18,812 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST BEING HONEST. [ APPLAUSE ] 284 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:23,616 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT COUNTS. UNO, YEAH, I LOVE UNO. 285 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,585 >> LET'S EMBARRASS ME, LET'S GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 286 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,554 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT >> OH, WOW OKAY, YES. 287 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,422 >> Jimmy: OKAY THE SONG IS PLAYING. OKAY, GOOD 288 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,157 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, I WILL SING A SONG LYRIC. 289 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:39,232 HERE WE GO OH, OKAY * IF ONLY I COULD * 290 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:43,103 >> I COULD * MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD * >> WHAT? 291 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:48,975 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETHING ABOUT A DOG? [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:54,114 * RUNNING UP THAT HIL RUNNING UP THAT ROAD * >> GET UP THE ROAD 293 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,850 * RUNNING UP THAT HIL RUNNING UP THE HILL * >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S IT 294 00:21:56,850 --> 00:22:00,120 "RUNNING UP THAT HILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 295 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,089 ALL RIGHT. >> THAT WAS A DEEP CUT, Y'ALL. THAT'S A DEEP CUT. 296 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,058 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT. THAT'S THE TRICK WE'RE STARTING HARD AND 297 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:09,195 HOPEFULLY GETTING EASIER OKAY THAT WAS TOUGH 298 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,498 I'M LIKE, WOW. ALL RIGHT. KATE BUSH, ALL RIGHT 299 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,969 >> OKAY. YEAH, RIGHT? IT'S A VIBES 300 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:24,611 [ LAUGHTER ] ALEXANDER HAMILTON >> Jimmy: DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. 301 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,347 >> MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 302 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:31,618 * ALEXANDER HAMILTO ALEXANDER * >> Jimmy: SKELETOR 303 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:39,159 [ LAUGHTER ] * ALEXANDER HAMILTO MY NAME IS 304 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:42,529 ALEXANDER HAMILTON * >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS COOL. GO -- DO IT AGAIN. 305 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:50,403 * ALEXANDER HAMILTON * >> HAMILTON! MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON! 306 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:54,674 ALEXANDER -- >> Jimmy: ALEXANDER HAMILTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:22:54,674 --> 00:23:07,053 * THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME -- THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S 308 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,655 EVER SANG SO POWERFUL IT CAME THROUGH THE HEADPHONES AND I HEARD YOU. 309 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:12,058 >> DID IT COME THROUGH THE HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: AND I GO, WOW. 310 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,562 >> THAT WAS A FULL BELT! >> Jimmy: I GO, "WHOA, ALL RIGHT. 311 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,932 OKAY THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE "SINGING WHISPER CHALLENGE," BY 312 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:21,768 THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS THE LOUDEST WHISPER 313 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,870 WOW. >> I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE RULES. 314 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,939 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO 315 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:27,674 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT. 316 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:35,081 HERE WE GO >> OKAY. OKAY 317 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:39,486 >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T FUNKYTOWN * 318 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:43,757 >> GOING TO GET DOWN * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T FUNKYTOWN * 319 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:47,594 >> WE'RE GONNA GET DOWN. * WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO * >> WON'T YOU TAKE MY NUMBER. 320 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:51,097 * FUNKYTOWN * >> WHAT? FUNKYTOWN? 321 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:55,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T 322 00:23:55,135 --> 00:24:00,473 FUNKYTOW WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN * 323 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:04,210 >> OH, MY GOSH OH, THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS 324 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,681 * >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT JAM. 325 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:11,251 OH, WOW. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO GET TO 326 00:24:11,251 --> 00:24:16,656 KARAOKE ONE TIME * TO FUNKYTOWN * >> OKAY. 327 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,958 SORRY. I GOT REALLY EXCITED >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 328 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,795 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, LAST ONE LET'S ROCK THIS. 329 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,197 HOLD ON. >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 330 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,832 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M GOOD >> YEP 331 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,068 >> Jimmy: YEP. * OH I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBOD 332 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:32,272 I WANNA FEEL THE HEA WITH SOMEBODY * * OH I WANNA DANCE * 333 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:35,675 >> Jimmy: OH - * OH I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBOD 334 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:43,650 I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBODY * >> Jimmy: OH, I WANNA -- 335 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:51,858 * I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY * >> OH, YES YOU DO. 336 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,260 * OH I WANNA DANC WITH --* [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,530 >> Jimmy: OH, I WANNA -- >> WANNA DANCE >> Jimmy: OH I WANNA DANCE WITH 338 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,499 SOMEBODY >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:03,103 * * I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBOD 340 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:08,908 YEAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY * * WITH SOMEBODY 341 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:12,746 WHO LOVES ME * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 342 00:25:12,746 --> 00:25:17,283 >> Jimmy: ARIANA DeBOSE. YES! "WESTWORLD" AIRS EVERY SUNDAY, 343 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:21,688 9:00 P.M. ON HBO NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX. 344 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:25,525 DARINDA MEDLEY JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 345 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,060 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:50,917 OF NEW YORK CITY." NOW YOU CAN CATCH HER ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS 347 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:53,987 TRIP: EX-WIVES CLUB," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME DORINDA MEDLEY, 348 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,589 PLEASE WELCOME DORINDA MEDLEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 349 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:03,496 * 350 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:09,069 >> Jimmy: DORINDA MEDLEY RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 351 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:15,842 OH, MY GOSH. DORINDA, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT 352 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:19,679 >> SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M A GIANT FAN OF YOURS 353 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,749 >> SO, WHEN I CALLED MY PARENTS, WHO EVERYONE HAS SEEN ON TV, AND THEY'RE OLDER NOW 354 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,485 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY LIVE IN THE BERKSHIRES I CALLED UP, I SAID, "HEY, MOM 355 00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:27,454 GUESS WHAT." "HEY, JOHN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S ON THE PHONE. 356 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:30,056 SO, OF COURSE IT'S 20 MINUTES. THEY MAKE IT ON THE PHONE. THEY PICK UP 357 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,925 "YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYTHING OKAY? "YEAH, EVERYTHING'S -- I'M 358 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,095 GOING TO BE ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.' "JOHN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S GONNA BE 359 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:43,370 ON JOHNNY CARSON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I JUST COULDN'T BREAK IT TO 360 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:48,541 THEM 'CAUSE THEY'RE OLD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 361 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,943 >> Jimmy: " DORINDA, I'M VERY EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT. 362 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:52,545 >> IT JUST CRACKED ME UP >> Jimmy: IF THEY'RE WATCHING, THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON 363 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:54,447 RIGHT NOW? >> OH, THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO ASLEEP 364 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,383 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE HAD SOME OF THE MOST ICONIC LINES IN 365 00:26:56,383 --> 00:27:04,024 "HOUSEWIVES" HISTORY I WANTED TO SHOW A COUPLE OF THESE, BECAUSE THESE WERE MEMES 366 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,893 THAT WENT AROUND ONLINE. >> UH-OH >> Jimmy: NO 367 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:09,195 I JUST LOVED YOU RIGHT AFTER THIS YOU SAID, "I DECORATED 368 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,265 I COOKED I MADE IT NICE." [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:27:12,265 --> 00:27:14,234 >> AND THAT'S A SENTIMENT THAT ALL WOMEN FEEL LIKE IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW. 370 00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:19,572 AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, BECAUSE THESE GIRLS WERE ACTING TERRIBLY, AND NOT APPRECIATING 371 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:24,711 ANYTHING I WAS DOING AND I WAS FED UP >> Jimmy: YEAH 372 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,680 AND YOU GOT TO TELL THEM WHAT'S UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,448 >> I MADE IT NICE! >> Jimmy: I MADE IT NICE COME ON. 374 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:32,385 >> WE ALL FELT LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH. 375 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:35,655 MARTINIS ARE LIKE BREASTS -- TWO ARE GREAT, THREE ARE TOO MANY 376 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:39,159 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> WELL, YOU'VE SEEN IT ON TV. DORINDA ON THREE MARTINIS ISN'T 377 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:43,296 SO GOOD. I'M GREAT AT TWO NOT SO GREAT AT THREE. 378 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,700 BUT THAT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOD TV ON THREE THOUGH 379 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:52,939 THIS ONE WENT UBER VIRAL DURING THE PANDEMIC EVERYONE JUST SENT THIS AROUND 380 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,075 SOMEONE SAID, "HOW YOU DOING?" YOU GO, "I'LL TELL YOU HOW I'M DOING. 381 00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:57,310 NOT WELL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> BITCH 382 00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,379 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I SAID IT TO CANDACE BUSHNELL 383 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:03,149 THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF IT BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 384 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:06,486 ABOUT THAT I MADE A LOT OF MONEY ON MUGS OFF THAT ONE DURING THE 385 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:09,022 PANDEMIC >> Jimmy: MUGS >> I MEAN, I COULD NOT KEEP 386 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:14,027 THEM IN STOCK. MUGS, TOTES, AND SWEATSHIRTS I COULDN'T PACK THAT [ BLEEP ] 387 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:21,334 FAST ENOUGH. OH, YOU CAN'T SWEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,203 >> Jimmy: MOM, HEY, MOM, DAD MUTE THE -- MUTE THE TV FOR A SECOND 389 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,039 >> I COULDN'T PACK THAT STUFF FAST ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC. 390 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,041 YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW 391 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:33,713 REALLY, YOU'RE SO GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DORINDA MEDLEY IN "THE 392 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,750 REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP: EX-WIVES CLUB. YOU CAN WATCH THIS ONE 393 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:37,484 YOU CAN WATCH THIS ONE TAKE A LOOK. 394 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:39,285 BEDROOMS 395 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,888 I DON'T LIKE FOOD IN THE BEDROOMS >> I DON'T EITHER. 396 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:48,461 >> YOU KNOW WHAT MARCO BROUGHT US YOGURTS >> FRUIT, YOGURT 397 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:50,630 >> I JUST DON'T LIKE FOOD IN THE BEDROOM. >> I AGREE WITH YOU. 398 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:54,234 >> YOU KNOW WHAT >> YOU SHOULD KNOW >> SHE DOES KNOW 399 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,303 I'M SO PETRIFIED OF MICE AND THINGS >> I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT. 400 00:28:57,303 --> 00:29:03,143 >> IT SAYS IT ON THE PLAQUE. CLEAR LIQUID EVERYONE HAS A PLAQUE IN THEIR 401 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,011 ROOM >> THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THAT ROOM, FROM THINGS HANGING 402 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,148 OFF THE CEILING. >> LET ME GET THE PLAQUE >> OH, NO I GOT IT 403 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,316 I DON'T NEED THE PLAQUE. >> I'LL GET THE PLAQUE >> I DON'T NEED THE PLAQUE, 404 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,285 DORINDA. >> JUST MAKING IT CLEAR. >> I GOT IT, NO FOOD IN THE 405 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,920 ROOM >> SHE'S SO WORRIED ABOUT RATS AND MICE 406 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,656 WHY DID SHE PUT CUPCAKES IN OUR ROOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 407 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:22,028 >> Jimmy: DORINDA MEDLEY, EVERYBODY. CATCH NEW EPISODES OF "THE REAL 408 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,197 HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS: TRIP EX-WIFE'S CLUB" ONLY ON PEACOCK. 409 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:28,234 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAGIC FROM DAN WHITE STICK AROUND 410 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:49,723 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 411 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:54,361 EVERYBODY. WE ARE JOINED, RIGHT NOW, BY AN INCREDIBLE MAGICIAN. 412 00:29:54,361 --> 00:30:00,033 HIS ONLINE MAGIC SHOW CAN BE SEEN AT THEMAGICIANONLINE.COM. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, OUR 413 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:07,273 FRIEND, THE MAGICIAN DAN WHITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 414 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:10,643 WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME 415 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:14,814 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUDDY >> IT'S BEEN SO LONG 416 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,883 >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A WHILE. TALK TO ME ABOUT THE MAGICIAN ONLINE 417 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:20,587 >> YEAH, SO I DO THIS MAGIC SHOW ONLINE FOR PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD 418 00:30:20,587 --> 00:30:24,324 AND, BASICALLY, I SEND THEM THIS REALLY COOL, MYSTERIOUS BOX. 419 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:27,260 THEY GET IT IN THE MAIL, AND THEN THEY CAN TAKE PART IN THE SHOW WITH THE MAGIC STILL 420 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,230 HAPPENING IN THEIR OWN HANDS >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO ASKED ME ABOUT THIS AND TOLD ME SHE HAD 421 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:33,400 THE GREATEST TIME, IS ARIANA GRANDE. >> YES 422 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,337 YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE CELEBS, LIKE, 423 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:40,040 DOING THIS NOW >> YEAH, SHE'S BEEN A BUNCH OF TIMES, AND SHE'S BEEN AWESOME. 424 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,574 WE'VE HAD SO MANY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE BE AT THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS 425 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:47,047 PLANNING SOMETHING NEW WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME TONIGHT I'M NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING. 426 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,783 I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING. I'VE BARELY TALKED TO YOU. >> ALL RIGHT 427 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:52,085 SO, IN THE TIME THAT WE'VE LAST SEEN EACH OTHER, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW SKILL 428 00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:55,889 AND I KIND OF WANT TO SHOW YOU THAT, RIGHT NOW. SUPER SIMPLE, SUPER QUICK. 429 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,857 I WANT YOU, RIGHT NOW, TO JUST NAME ANY MONTH -- ANY MONTH IN A YEAR 430 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:04,097 >> Jimmy: OKAY SEPTEMBER. >> SEPTEMBER 431 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:06,599 GREAT. >> Jimmy: SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THINK OF A MONTH 432 00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:08,468 >> SEPTEMBER GOOD AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A DAY 433 00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:10,670 IN SEPTEMBER, LIKE A NUMBER. >> Jimmy: 19 >> 19. 434 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,939 SEPTEMBER 19th GREAT. AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME 435 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,908 A YEAR BUT IN THE YEAR -- A YEAR THAT WAS IN YOUR LIFETIME 436 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,644 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1988 >> 1988. 437 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:20,714 VERY GOOD. 1988 ALL RIGHT. 438 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:25,418 SO, WE'VE GOT SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 439 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:32,292 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE SKILL YOU'VE DEVELOPED >> THAT IS A MONDAY. 440 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:35,795 A MONDAY >> YEP IT'S A MONDAY. 441 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:37,330 AND I WANT YOU TO DOUBLE CHECK ME DOUBLE CHECK ME. 442 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,299 DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU? >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY HAVE, YEAH, I'VE BEEN TOLD TO HOLD MY 443 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:40,734 PHONE. >> PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, AND I WANT YOU TO ASK SIRI WHAT DAY 444 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:44,871 WAS SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 YOU JUST HOLD DOWN THE LOCK BUTTON, AND IT WILL COME UP. 445 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:51,011 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SIRI, WHAT DAY WAS SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 446 00:31:51,011 --> 00:31:55,482 >> IT WAS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 447 00:31:55,482 --> 00:32:03,556 * NO, BUT THIS IS ALL REAL IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN ALGORITHM 448 00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:07,160 MIXED WITH A PNEUMONIC BUT I WANT TO TAKE THIS EVEN FURTHER. 449 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,828 I WANT TO TAKE THIS EVEN FURTHER. SO, WE'RE GOING TO TRY 450 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,330 SOMETHING WITH THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT NOW. IN A MOMENT, I'M GOING TO 451 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:16,703 COUNT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- IN A MOMENT, I'M GOING TO 452 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:20,407 COUNT TO THREE WHEN I DO, I WANT EVERYBODY HERE TO SAY OUT LOUD YOUR 453 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:23,677 BIRTHDAY, THE MONTH, THE DAY, AND THE YEAR, ALL RIGHT? ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 454 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:33,086 HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 455 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:36,156 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YOU GOT THAT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I THINK I HEARD 456 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:39,325 A COUPLE THINGS. YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. 457 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,927 I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN, RIGHT NOW. AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE IT 458 00:32:40,927 --> 00:32:44,998 JUST YET GOOD GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 459 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:50,103 AND IT'S, SORT OF, I GUESS, A PREDICTION OF SORTS. I'M GOING TO PLACE THAT 460 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:54,407 PREDICTION INSIDE OF THIS ENVELOPE SO NOBODY CAN SEE IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 461 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,409 >> AND JIMMY, WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO, IS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TAKE THOSE FOUR BALLS THAT 462 00:32:56,409 --> 00:33:00,046 ARE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. AND I WANT YOU TO THROW THEM OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE -- THROW 463 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:05,752 THEM OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE, WHEREVER YOU WANT AT ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 464 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:13,526 SPREAD IT OUT. >> Jimmy: JEEZ, SORRY. >> THAT DIDN'T GO IN THE 465 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,796 AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: CAN WE GET THAT ONE? CAN WE GET THAT ONE? 466 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:23,269 >> GO AHEAD, WE GOT ONE MORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH, HEY 467 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:28,842 NICE ASSIST. THAT WAS A NICE ASSIST RIGHT THERE. 468 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:31,244 WELL DONE. >> GREAT, IF YOU CAUGHT A BALL, PLEASE STAND UP. 469 00:33:31,244 --> 00:33:33,646 IF YOU CAUGHT A BALL, PLEASE STAND UP THERE SHOULD BE FOUR PEOPLE. 470 00:33:33,646 --> 00:33:37,484 ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR. >> Jimmy: FOUR >> FOUR PEOPLE, GREAT. 471 00:33:37,484 --> 00:33:39,452 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU CHOSE FOUR RANDOM PEOPLE, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YES. 472 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,287 >> I WANT YOU TO CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE TO GIVE THIS PREDICTION TO 473 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:46,659 IT'S UP TO YOU YOU GO UP THERE AND DO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 474 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:52,332 >> YEAH, IT'S WHOEVER YOU WANT >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK RIGGED. 475 00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:58,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO CHOOSE YOU. OR NO -- WHAT DO YOU GUYS 476 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:02,175 THINK? YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE SOMEWHERE ELSE 477 00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:04,477 HIM? YOU THINK HIM? ALL RIGHT. 478 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:06,780 I CHOOSE YOU NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE 479 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,748 SHOW >> I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD THAT ENVELOPE JUST FACING OUTWARDS 480 00:34:08,748 --> 00:34:10,917 JUST LIKE THAT AND JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO COME ON BACK DOWN 481 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:17,057 COME ON BACK DOWN. >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 482 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:21,428 NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S -- YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 483 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:23,163 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >> AND JIMMY, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR CELL PHONE. 484 00:34:23,163 --> 00:34:25,899 SO, CAN YOU PLEASE PULL THAT BACK OUT >> Jimmy: OKAY, VERY GOOD. 485 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:30,937 >> AND I WANT YOU TO UNLOCK IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> FANTASTIC 486 00:34:30,937 --> 00:34:34,307 I ALSO NEED TO FIND YOUR CALCULATOR APP HERE. I THINK THERE IT IS. 487 00:34:34,307 --> 00:34:35,942 OPEN UP YOUR CALCULATOR JUST LIKE THAT. AND ACTUALLY, IF YOU ARE 488 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:37,711 WATCHING AT HOME RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN THIS AS WELL 489 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:40,113 SO, PLEASE, PULL OUT YOUR CALCULATOR ON YOUR PHONE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S WATCHING. 490 00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:43,116 >> EVERYBODY DO IT QUEST, TARIQ, YOU DO IT TOO. >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE IS ALWAYS 491 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:44,684 ON HIS PHONE DURING OUR SHOW ACTUALLY IT ACTUALLY MAKES PERFECT 492 00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:49,622 SENSE. YEAH >> BUT MAKE SURE YOU'RE 493 00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:51,925 STARTING AT ZERO >> Jimmy: STARTING AT ZERO CLEAR YOUR SCREEN. 494 00:34:51,925 --> 00:35:02,402 ZERO EVERYONE WATCH >> JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO HOLD 495 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,838 THAT PHONE RIGHT THERE JUST HOLD IT JUST LIKE THAT. GREAT, WE CHOSE FOUR RANDOM 496 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:08,208 PEOPLE LET'S START OVER HERE. MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? 497 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,210 >> 1996. >> 1996? >> ALL RIGHT, I WANT EVERYBODY 498 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,912 AT HOME, QUEST, TARIQ, AND YOU JIMMY, TYPE IN 1996. >> Jimmy: YEP. 499 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:19,119 >> GOOD, AND HIT PLUS. >> Jimmy: PLUS OKAY, GOTCHA 500 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,054 >> FANTASTIC >> MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN 501 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:23,390 JUST THE YEAR. >> 2006. >> 2006. 502 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,358 GREAT, TYPE IN 2006. >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE WERE BORN DURING THE SHOW APPARENTLY AS 503 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:29,295 WELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE COMING BACK, BABY. 504 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,598 WE'RE COMING BACK. >> DID YOU GUYS TYPE IN 2006 EVERYBODY AT HOME TYPED IN 505 00:35:31,598 --> 00:35:34,100 2006 OKAY HIT PLUS 506 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:36,403 GOOD AND, MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN 507 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:42,742 >> 2004. >> 2004. EVERYBODY TYPE IN 2004 508 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:45,245 GOOD AND EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS 509 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:47,614 >> Jimmy: OKAY EQUALS >> WE ALL SHOULD HAVE THE SAME 510 00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:50,083 NUMBER RIGHT NOW 6,006. 6,006. 511 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:54,988 EVERYBODY GOT 6,006? >> YES >> GREAT 512 00:35:54,988 --> 00:36:02,429 WE NEED ONE MORE NUMBER. WE NEED ONE MORE NUMBER, SO I WANT EVERYBODY TO HIT PLUS 513 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,831 EVERYBODY HIT PLUS GOOD AND THIS LAST NUMBER IS GOING 514 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:08,435 TO COME JUST FROM YOU. I KNOW THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN, RIGHT? 515 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,070 I KNOW YOU WERE BORN ON A THURSDAY SO, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT JUST 516 00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:11,805 A LITTLE BIT MORE RANDOM THAN THAT THE WAY WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT 517 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:13,239 IS THIS. I WANT YOU TO LOOK DOWN AT YOUR PHONE. 518 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,108 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> GOOD. AND I WANT YOU TO HOLD YOUR 519 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:20,780 FINGER ABOVE THE KEYPAD. HOLD YOUR FINGER ABOVE THE NUMBERS. 520 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:25,151 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND TYPE IN FOUR RANDOM DIGITS 521 00:36:25,151 --> 00:36:32,359 >> TWO, THREE, FOUR. WHAT NUMBER DID YOU TYPE >> Jimmy: 1,033. 522 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:37,063 >> 1,033 I WANT EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW TO TYPE IN 1,033. 523 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:40,900 TYPE IN 1,033 ON YOUR CALCULATORS. GOOD 524 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,969 AND EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS 7,039. WE ALL SHOULD HAVE 7,039 525 00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:45,705 DOES EVERYBODY HAVE 7,039? 7,039. WONDERFUL. 526 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:51,544 7,039. 7,039. >> Jimmy: OR YOU CAN JUST LOOK 527 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:57,617 AT MY PHONE. >> OR I CAN JUST LOOK AT YOUR PHONE. 528 00:36:57,617 --> 00:37:00,020 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP 529 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,555 NO, YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP YEAH, I GOT YOU. >> SO, HERE'S THE DEAL, RIGHT? 530 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:05,458 YOU CHOSE FOUR RANDOM PEOPLE IF YOU WOULD HAVE PICKED ANY OTHER PEOPLE, WE WOULD BE ON A 531 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,360 A DIFFERENT NUMBER RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> BUT YOU GAVE SOMEBODY AN 532 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:14,034 ENVELOPE I WROTE SOMETHING DOWN IN THAT ENVELOPE ON THAT CHALKBOARD. 533 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:18,071 SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN UP THAT ENVELOPE? >> Jimmy: JUST TEAR IT OPEN, 534 00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:27,580 BUD, YEAH. >> 7,039 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 535 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:40,460 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. HOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:47,067 >> BUT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET WE'RE NOT DONE YET DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE, JIMMY? 537 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:52,706 >> Jimmy: I'M ALREADY MARRIED, DAN. I'M SORRY. 538 00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:57,210 FOR YEARS. 14 YEARS >> HERE'S THE THING. 539 00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,580 I BELIEVE IN FATE. AND IT WAS ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE, FATE THAT WE MET 540 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:03,750 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO, YOU HAD DINNER AT THE NOMAD HOTEL, 541 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:09,189 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> AND IT HAPPENED TO BE ON THE 542 00:38:09,189 --> 00:38:12,492 EXACT SAME DAY THAT I WAS DOING MY SHOW FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 543 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:14,127 THE GM, JEFF, CAME UP TO YOU AND HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO SEE THE SHOW. 544 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:18,798 AND YOU WATCHED THE SECOND HALF, RIGHT? BUT IF YOU HADN'T BEEN AT THAT 545 00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:22,068 RESTAURANT ON THAT DAY, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER MET. AND I MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER BEEN 546 00:38:22,068 --> 00:38:27,707 ON THIS SHOW AND I MIGHT NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 547 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:29,442 SEE, THERE ARE ABOUT 250 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT YOU NARROWED IT DOWN TO FOUR 548 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:34,481 PEOPLE BY THROWING A BALL RANDOMLY, COMPLETELY RANDOM. THEN YOU CHOSE ONE OF THOSE 549 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:38,284 PEOPLE YOU COULD HAVE PICKED ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 550 00:38:38,284 --> 00:38:43,656 >> SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> ETHAN >> ETHAN 551 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:51,197 IN A LOUD, CLEAR VOICE, VERY LOUD, CAN YOU PLEASE SAY YOUR BIRTHDAY, MONTH, DAY, AND YEAR 552 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:52,732 >> Jimmy: ETHAN, YOU CAN SAY IT INTO THE MICROPHONE IF YOU WANT 553 00:38:52,732 --> 00:38:58,638 [ LAUGHTER ] >> MARCH 23rd, 2003. >> MARCH 23rd, 2003. 554 00:38:58,638 --> 00:39:04,778 MARCH 23rd, 2003 SEE, JIMMY, EVERY SINGLE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED RIGHT NOW 555 00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:08,481 HAD TO HAPPEN THE EXACT SAME WAY THAT IT JUST DID AND IT HAD TO HAPPEN TODAY OF 556 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:14,688 ALL DAYS JUNE 30th, 2022. >> Jimmy: YEP, MM-HM 557 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:17,657 I'M NOT WITH YOU, BUT YEAH, OKAY >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY? 558 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:20,593 >> Jimmy: NO >> JIMMY, CAN YOU PLEASE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AGAIN 559 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:29,703 [ LAUGHTER ] AND JIMMY, CAN YOU PLEASE ASK SIRI THIS ONE FINAL QUESTION 560 00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:32,038 FOR ME CAN YOU PLEASE ASK SIRI, HOW MANY DAYS AGO WAS MARCH 23rd, 561 00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:41,147 2003 >> Jimmy: SIRI, HOW MANY DAYS AGO WAS MARCH 23rd, 2003 562 00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:51,224 >> IT WAS 7,039 DAYS AGO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 563 00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:59,099 >> Jimmy: COME ON! DAN WHITE, EVERYBODY YES, I LOVE IT 564 00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:00,734 YOU CAN GET TICKETS TO DAN'S ONLINE SHOW FROM ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY AT 565 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,305 THEMAGICIANONLINE.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY OH 566 00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:28,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 567 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:30,263 ARIANA DeBOSE, DORINDA MEDLEY, DAN WHITE, ONCE AGAIN, EVERYBODY. 568 00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:33,033 THE MAGICIAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 569 00:40:33,033 --> 00:40:36,603 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 570 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,872 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE