>> Jimmy: HEY, DORINDA >> HEY, JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FILLING IN TONIGHT FOR HIGGINS.
I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S AN HONOR
I CANNOT WAIT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME. >> HEY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MAKE IT NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAKE IT NICE
>> YOU GOT IT, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] [ HAMMERING
NICE [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY DO MAKE IT NICE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Dorinda: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
ARIANA DeBOSE, DORINDA MEDLEY MAGICIAN DAN WHITE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1682
>> Dorinda: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. THAT FEELS GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YES. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOVE YOU, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, TOO. I LOVE YOU, TOO. GUYS, THIS WEEKEND IS THE
FOURTH OF JULY THAT'S THIS WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE TAKING TRIPS, AND EXPERTS SAY IT'S
GOING TO BE THE BUSIEST TRAVEL WEEKEND IN YEARS YEAH, AND HONESTLY WHAT'S MORE
AMERICAN THAN AN AIRPORT DELAY ON THE FOURTH OF JULY? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE TSA IS ALREADY WARNING OF DELAYS UP TO TWO HOURS.
YUP. IT STARTS AS A TWO-HOUR DELAY, THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE
GATE AGENT IS WISHING YOU A HAPPY LABOR DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID CHICKEN BEATS OUT BURGERS AND STEAK AS THE MOST POPULAR FOOD
TO GRILL THIS SUMMER YOU AGREE? [ AUDIENCE OOHS
ARE YOU SAYING BURGER? YOU'RE SAYING DOG? [ LAUGHTER ]
HE JUST WANTED TO "OOOH. OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, SO CHICKEN IS THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT PEOPLE ARE GRILLING THIS SUMMER
YEAH, WHILE THE LEAST POPULAR FOOD IS STILL YOUR DAD TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BURGER THAT
FELL IN THE CHARCOAL [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, JUST -- THE OUTSIDE
IS A LITTLE WELL DONE, BUT THE INSIDE - DAD, YOU'RE GIVING ME ACTUAL
CHARCOAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'VE HEARD THAT PLANT-BASED HOT
DOGS ARE BECOMING MORE POPULAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE
NOT ONLY ARE THEY HEALTHIER, BUT YOU CAN ALSO USE THEM AS POOL NOODLES
[ LAUGHTER ] GO FLOAT ON THIS THING, YEAH HEY, GET THIS.
APPARENTLY THE COST OF FIREWORKS HAS INCREASED 35%. WOW.
YEAH, WHEN THEY HEARD, MACY'S WAS LIKE, "WELL, GOOD THING WE'VE BEEN RE-RUNNING THE SAME
JULY 4th SPECTACULAR SINCE 2008." [ LAUGHTER ]
NO ONE NOTICED YEAH I READ THAT THIS YEAR AMERICANS
WILL SPEND OVER $10 BILLION ON FIREWORKS, DRINKS, AND FOOD. >> Tariq: OH, MAN, I LOVE THE
FOOD ON THE FOURTH OF JULY >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE, TARIQ [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FAVORITE FOURTH OF JULY FOOD IS?
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL ME LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW I'M KIND OF BUSY
>> Tariq: OKAY HERE GOES. IT'S APPLE PIE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
A HOMEMADE TREAT TO MAKE YOUR MOUTH GO, "SWEET!" THEN YOU GOTTA TRY A LITTLE DESSERT FROM
THIS FLIRT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH, OKAY
* >> Tariq: I'M TALKING ABOUT TARIQ'S HELLA FLY APPLE PIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO KNEW PASTRY COULD BE THIS TASTY?
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE
MY FINE-ASS PIE IS FLOUR, SUGAR, BUTTER, APPLES, EGGS, WHATEVER, CINNAMON, A LITTLE
LEMON JUICE, NUTMEG, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW I'M NUTS FOR NUTMEG [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A FOUNDING FATHER SAY, "OH, MAMA! BECAUSE EVEN BEN FRANKLIN
THINKS THIS PIE IS SPANKING. LOOK, IT'S ALL ABOUT U-S-A AND BY WHICH I MEAN "USING SEXY
APPLES." [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LOOKING AT YOU, GRANNY
SMITH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. >> Tariq: AND IF YOU'RE FEELING
STEAMY - ADD A LITTLE ICE CREAMY. OH GOD DAMN!
THAT IS A HOLE IN ONE IN MY PIE HOLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW, TARIQ THAT LOOKS FANTASTIC >> Tariq: YO, I DIDN'T ASK FOR
YOUR OPINION, MAN. I'M OUTTA HERE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THE FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE, AND OF
COURSE THAT MEANS COMPANIES ARE RELEASING THEIR AMERICA-THEMED COMMERCIALS.
BUT ONE COMMERCIAL REALLY SURPRISED ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
>> AMERICA WAS BUILT ON GRIT, DETERMINATION, AND RESILIENCE.
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE OPEN ROAD THIS SUMMER, CHOOSE THE ONLY TRUCK IN THIS ECONOMY
AFFORDABLE ENOUGH TO DRIVE [ LAUGHTER ] POWER WHEELS
GOD BLESS 'MERICA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
AND SPEAKING OF TRUCKS, SOME DRIVERS IN NEW JERSEY GOT AN UNEXPECTED SHOW WHEN A TRUCK
THAT WAS HAULING FIREWORKS CAUGHT ON FIRE [ AUDIENCE OOHS
WATCH THIS
[ FIREWORKS POPPING
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S
BEEN LIKE, "CALL 911 -- IN 15 MINUTES [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY TIME WAZE HAS GIVEN PEOPLE DIRECTIONS TO THE TRAFFIC JAM.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, GUYS, IT WAS A BIG DAY IN WASHINGTON AS
JUSTICE STEPHEN BREYER RETIRED, AND KETANJI BROWN JACKSON WAS SWORN IN AS THE NEWEST SUPREME
COURT JUSTICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
YEAH JUSTICE JACKSON MADE HISTORY AS THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN ON THE
SUPREME COURT, AND THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE PEOPLE CHEER FOR THE SUPREME COURT IN THE PAST
TWO WEEKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH IT'S GOT TO BE STRESSFUL WORKING WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T
REALLY AGREE WITH. I MEAN, THIS IS STEPHEN BREYER NOW.
LOOK AT HIM. YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS WHAT HE USED TO LOOK LIKE [ LAUGHTER ]
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR ROBES OR ANYTHING YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
BED, BATH & BEYOND IS BEING ACCUSED OF TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY TURNING OFF THE AC IN THEIR
STORES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN ALL
THE WORKERS ARE PASSED OUT IN THE BEDS AND BATHS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, IF YOU FAINT, YOU MIGHT FINALLY GET TO EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY. THIS IS THE BEYOND
I GET IT YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE DESPERATE TO BE POPULAR AGAIN BECAUSE
TODAY THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO BED, BATH & BEYONCE [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF BEYONCE, TODAY SHE RELEASED COVER ARTWORK FOR HER NEW ALBUM, "RENAISSANCE.
CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, DAMN, NOW I NEED A NEW
ENTRANCE TO MY JULY 4th BARBECUE [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SEE THAT PHOTO AGAIN? THAT LOOKS LIKE BEYONCE AND HER HORSE GOING THROUGH THE TSA
SCANNER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME SPORTS NEWS
OVER IN LONDON, WIMBLEDON IS UNDERWAY, AND I HEARD THAT SOON THE RULES IN PRO TENNIS MAY
CHANGE SO THAT COACHES WILL BE ALLOWED TO GIVE THEIR PLAYERS ADVICE DURING MATCHES.
THAT WILL BE INTERESTING HERE'S WHAT THAT MIGHT BE LIKE
[ GRUNTING ] CRASH AND GO "UGH! >> UGH
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT, LEFT, LEFT WIN THE POINT.
[ GRUNTING ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT.
PICK YOUR WEDGIE DON'T FORGET THE FRONT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, "STRANGER THINGS 4: VOLUME 2" COMES OUT TOMORROW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T WAIT EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
SEASON'S BREAKOUT CHARACTER, VECNA. VECNA.
YEAH, HE'S REALLY BLOWING UP, AND OF COURSE NOW VECNA IS WORRIED THAT HE'S GOING TO GET
TYPECAST SO HE DID WHAT A LOT OF ACTORS DO TO SHOW THEIR RANGE
HE STARTED A TIKTOK. LET'S CHECK IN AND SEE WHAT HE'S POSTING
* * MY MONEY DON'
JIGGLE JIGGL IT FOLDS * * I LIKE TO SEE YOU
WIGGLE WIGGL FOR SURE * * IT MAKES ME WANT TO
DRIBBLE DRIBBL YOU KNOW RIDING IN MY FIAT *
* YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE I SIX FEET TWO IN A COMPAC
NO SLACK * [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: VECNA. COME ON. VECNA'S ON TIKTOK.
YEAH AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL
"EMPIRE" MAGAZINE JUST RELEASED THE FIRST LOOK AT KATE WINSLET IN "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER."
FIRST LOOK EXCLUSIVE HERE SHE IS. YEAH
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME KATE'S HAD A BLUE CO-STAR SINCE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AT THE END OF
"TITANIC." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE
SHE WON AN OSCAR FOR HER ROLE IN "WEST SIDE STORY. NOW SHE STARS IN THE NEW SEASON
OF "WESTWORLD. ARIANA DeBOSE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CRUSHED IT AT THE TONYS, TOO SHE'S GREAT. PLUS HE'S ONE OF THE BEST
MAGICIANS AROUND WE LOVE HIM. DAN WHITE IS HERE WITH SOME
MAGIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND BOY, OH BOY, DO WE HAVE
A GUEST ANNOUNCER TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HER SHE'S AN ALL STAR FROM "THE
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. GIVE IT UP FOR DORINDA MEDLEY
RIGHT THERE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU MADE IT. OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE LET'S GO
LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS
THURSDAY THIS IS -- BUT I FEEL LIKE I WAS VERY BUSY TODAY, AND I NEED
SOME TIME TO WRITE OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME RIGHT NOW. JAMES, DO YOU HAVE ANY THANK
YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC FOR ME THERE, PLEASE? *
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE HE IS. CLASSIC.
THERE HE IS. HE SAYS -- HE SPEAKS WITH HIS EYES, YOU KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, COLORADO AVALANCHE,
FOR WINNING THE STANLEY CUP IN, WELL, A LANDSLIDE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THANK YOU, SETTING OFF FIRECRACKERS, FOR LETTING MY
UNCLE'S FINGERS CELEBRATE THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM HIS HAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] "WAS IT WORTH IT?" "NO, IT WASN'T."
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, INFLATABLE POOL TOYS, FOR SOMETIMES NOT
SPRINGING A LEAK FOR A WHOLE SIX MINUTES. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING
[ APPLAUSE ] REPAIR KIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, FRUIT SALAD, FOR BEING SANGRIA THAT
GOT SOBER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT TOO SHABBY
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S NOT BAD
* THANK YOU, NASA, FOR STOPPING THE SALE OF COCKROACHES AND
MOON DUST IN ILLEGAL AUCTIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I GUESS NOW IF YOU WANT TO BUY
COCKROACHES AND DUST, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, BY RENTING MY FIRST
APARTMENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WASN'T THAT BAD
* THANK YOU, PISTACHIOS, FOR BEING PACMANS THAT EAT HEALTHY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, LIFEGUARD CHAIRS,
FOR BEING TENNIS UMPIRE CHAIRS ON VACATION. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ARIANA DeBOSE. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO * >> WON'T YOU -- TAKE MY NUMBER
* FUNKY TOWN * >> WHAT? FUNKY TOWN
>> OH! YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST WON AN OSCAR FOR HER FANTASTIC WORK IN THE HIT FILM "WEST SIDE
STORY. SHE WAS AMAZING. SHE'S NOW STARRING IN THE NEW
SEASON OF "WESTWORLD" WHICH AIRS EVERY SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO
AND EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME ARIANA DeBOSE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
OH, THEY LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK >> OH, GOD
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW >> OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU FOR
HAVING ME BACK >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SINCE WE'VE LAST TALKED ON THE SHOW, YOU'VE HAD A CRAZY RIDE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WON AN OSCAR
>> I DID I DID, I DID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DID, YEAH! I KNOW CRAZY.
SO DID THAT GUY OVER THERE YOU WON AN OSCAR TOO >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT,
QUESTLOVE GOT ONE TOO. >> Questlove: OH, NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> COME ON, THAT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG -- YOU MADE HISTORY AS BEING THE FIRST
AFRO-LATINA AND FIRST OPENLY QUEER WOMAN OF COLOR TO WIN AN OSCAR FOR ACTING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES I KNOW IT'S A MOUTHFUL, BUT
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU KNOW, BUT I
WANTED TO TELL YOU OUT HERE THAT YOUR SPEECH WAS SO MOVING AND SO PERFECTLY SAID AND
WELL-PUT EVERYONE WAS CRYING HAPPY TEARS.
>> IT'S SUCH A, LIKE, POINT OF JOY FOR ME, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO HOLD ON TO OUR JOY, PEOPLE. [ APPLAUSE ]
YEAH, WE DO. YOU GOT TO HOLD ON TO YOUR JOY >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> SO, I WAS JUST SO GRATEFUL. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE DETAIL OF YOUR SPEECH.
IT WAS LIKE TO THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE BACK OF A -- WAS IT FORD -
>> A FORD FOCUS, A WHITE FORD FOCUS. >> Jimmy: A WHITE FORD FOCUS
THAT IMMEDIATELY SET THE STAGE FOR ME AND I GO -- I LOVE YOU
I LOVE THAT YOU SAID THAT. 'CAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY REAL. THAT'S DESCRIPTIVE, AND IT WAS
LIKE, IT REALLY HAPPENED TO YOU. >> WELL, IT'S GOOD TO REMIND
PEOPLE, LIKE, WHO YOU ARE, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, YES, I GET DRESSED
AND I LOOK LIKE THIS EVERY DAY BUT, LIKE, THAT'S A REAL PERSON
THAT'S A REAL LITTLE GIRL. THAT LITTLE GIRL STILL EXISTS, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE IN A WHITE FORD FOCUS
RIGHT NOW. AND SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HER DREAMS ARE POSSIBLE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I FELT AT THE -- I LOVE YOU
IT IS -- TODAY IS THE LAST OFFICIAL DAY OF PRIDE MONTH. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG
SUPPORTER AND ADVOCATE WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND AS WE'RE GETTING TO THE END OF
PRIDE MONTH. >> YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT A LOT AT THE END OF PRIDE
MONTH. AND I THINK -- I JUST WANT TO REMIND, YOU KNOW, ALL MY
LGBTQAI-PLUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS, LIKE, DON'T STOP BEING YOU.
YOU KNOW, FIGHT FOR YOUR DREAMS FIGHT FOR YOUR JOY
AND REMEMBER, LIKE, YOU ARE -- YOU'RE VALID I SAY IT A LOT, BUT IT'S
IMPORTANT. AND IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT --
WE'RE IN A FIGHT YOU KNOW, WE CAN TALK A LOT ABOUT HOW THE SUPREME COURT HAS
JUST WAGED WAR ON WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. BUT THE REALITY IS
CLARENCE THOMAS WAS VERY CLEAR ON WHAT HIS PLAN IS. HE'S NOT JUST COMING FOR WOMEN
THEY ALREADY CAME FOR VOTING RIGHTS THEY'RE GOING TO CONTINUE.
BUT THEY'RE COMING FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY AND QUITE FRANKLY, THEY'LL
PROBABLY COME FOR ADOPTION RIGHTS BY SAME SEX COUPLES SO, THIS IS THE TIME TO GET IN
THE FIGHT. AND IT STARTS ON A LOCAL LEVEL SO, FIND WAYS TO GET INVOLVED.
I PERSONALLY, BECAUSE I -- COME ON I'M BLACK.
I'M AFRO-LATINA. I'M A WOMAN. AND I'M QUEER.
MY COUNTRY IS AT WAR WITH ME AND THAT'S HARD. OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HARD.
BUT THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS HOLD ON TO MY JOY AND MAKE A A DIFFERENCE AT A LOCAL LEVEL.
SO, I'M TRYING TO FIND THE ABORTION FUNDS IN MY COMMUNITY THAT I CAN SUPPORT
SO, I CAN HELP ANYONE WITH A A UTERUS WHETHER THAT MEANS GETTING INTO
A SAFE HAVEN STATE OR IN THE STATES THAT DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT THEM
HOW CAN WE SUPPORT THEM? SO, I WANT TO ENCOURAGE FOLKS TO RESEARCH, GET INVOLVED.
BUT DO YOUR PART BECAUSE THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE SET OF RIGHTS IT'S ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WILL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M SORRY TO BE ON A SOAP BOX, BUT I'M NOT SORRY. I'M FIRED UP, AND I WANT
EVERYBODY ELSE TO BE TOO >> Jimmy: BE FIRED UP. BE FIRED UP!
>> I'M SO FIRED UP >> Jimmy: YEAH, BE FIRED UP! >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS IS A TERRIBLE ANALOGY, BUT I LIKE IT. THIS IS A TIME OF PLANTING
SEEDS, RIGHT BECAUSE SEEDS BEGET ROOTS. AND HOPEFULLY REALLY HEALTHY
TREES. WE'VE GOT A ROTTEN ASS TREE CALLED THE SUPREME COURT
AND WE'VE GOT TO ROOT IT OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, DO YOUR PART, PEOPLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THOUGH. THANKS THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THIS
I DO WANT TO -- I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT "WESTWORLD" BY THE WAY.
I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE JOINING THE "WESTWORLD" GANG >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE
TO ME TOO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, FOR REAL
WE SHOT THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC AND I WAS REALLY WAITING FOR
"WEST SIDE STORY" TO BE RELEASED TO THE WORLD. BECAUSE NOBODY REALLY KNEW WHAT
I DID IN THE FILM. SO, I GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT MAKING A TAPE FOR AN UNTITLED
PROJECT. AND SO, I MADE A ONE-MINUTE VIDEO.
AND THEY -- IT TURNED OUT TO BE FOR "WESTWORLD." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEY WERE LIKE, "COOL, SO WE WANT YOU TO COME BE ON THE SHOW FOR A CHARACTER WE
CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT. AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY >> Jimmy: YES, I'M GOING TO DO
THIS >> YEAH, THEY REALLY - >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO
TRUST THEM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ARIANA DeBOSE AND EVAN RACHEL WOOD IN THIS
SUNDAY'S EPISODE OF "WESTWORLD." TAKE A LOOK.
>> AND ASLEEP. I JUST KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT
GUY. AIN'T NO MAN RUINED HIS LIFE >> CHRISTINA
IF HE CONFUSED A GAME WITH HIS LIFE IT'S BECAUSE HIS LIFE WAS ALREADY RUINED
I MEAN, COME ON. DIED SUDDENLY, EX-WIFE HOPE'S CENTER FOR MENTAL HEALTH
IS HIS CHARITY OF CHOICE >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? >> IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN HIS OBITUARY. >> HIS STORY - I THINK I MIGHT'VE WRITTEN
SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >> DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE WAS CERTIFIABLE
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNOW HE JUMPED OFF A ROOF
>> Jimmy: OOH. ARIANA DeBOSE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU CAN SEE "WESTWORLD" SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO. ARIANA AND I ARE PLAYING THE
SINGING WHISPER CHALLENGE WHEN WE COME BACK YOU WON AN OSCAR
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
ARIANA DeBOSE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
ARIANA AND I ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A SINGING VERSION OF "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE.
HERE WE GO
>> WHISPER CHALLENGE
>> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. ONE PERSON WILL PUT ON THESE
HEADPHONES HERE WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING, OKAY? THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP
A CARD, SINGS THE SONG LYRICS ON THE CARD, AND THE PERSON WEARING THE HEADPHONES TRIES TO
GUESS WHAT THEY SANG OKAY >> YES
>> Jimmy: ARIANA, YOU WILL PUT THE HEADPHONES ON FIRST. >> OKAY, I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M GOOD AT GAMES. BUT THAT'S OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT GAMES? >> I MIGHT BE BAD.
I'M JUST SAYING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERY GAME
>> NO. I'M GOOD AT CARDS. AND BY CARDS I MEAN UNO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST BEING HONEST. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT COUNTS. UNO, YEAH, I LOVE UNO.
>> LET'S EMBARRASS ME, LET'S GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT >> OH, WOW OKAY, YES.
>> Jimmy: OKAY THE SONG IS PLAYING. OKAY, GOOD
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, I WILL SING A SONG LYRIC.
HERE WE GO OH, OKAY * IF ONLY I COULD *
>> I COULD * MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD * >> WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] SOMETHING ABOUT A DOG? [ LAUGHTER ]
* RUNNING UP THAT HIL RUNNING UP THAT ROAD * >> GET UP THE ROAD
* RUNNING UP THAT HIL RUNNING UP THE HILL * >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S IT
"RUNNING UP THAT HILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALL RIGHT. >> THAT WAS A DEEP CUT, Y'ALL. THAT'S A DEEP CUT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT. THAT'S THE TRICK WE'RE STARTING HARD AND
HOPEFULLY GETTING EASIER OKAY THAT WAS TOUGH
I'M LIKE, WOW. ALL RIGHT. KATE BUSH, ALL RIGHT
>> OKAY. YEAH, RIGHT? IT'S A VIBES
[ LAUGHTER ] ALEXANDER HAMILTON >> Jimmy: DON'T TALK ABOUT ME.
>> MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
* ALEXANDER HAMILTO ALEXANDER * >> Jimmy: SKELETOR
[ LAUGHTER ] * ALEXANDER HAMILTO MY NAME IS
ALEXANDER HAMILTON * >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS COOL. GO -- DO IT AGAIN.
* ALEXANDER HAMILTON * >> HAMILTON! MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
ALEXANDER -- >> Jimmy: ALEXANDER HAMILTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME -- THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S
EVER SANG SO POWERFUL IT CAME THROUGH THE HEADPHONES AND I HEARD YOU.
>> DID IT COME THROUGH THE HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: AND I GO, WOW.
>> THAT WAS A FULL BELT! >> Jimmy: I GO, "WHOA, ALL RIGHT.
OKAY THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE "SINGING WHISPER CHALLENGE," BY
THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS THE LOUDEST WHISPER
WOW. >> I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE RULES.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO >> OKAY. OKAY
>> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T FUNKYTOWN *
>> GOING TO GET DOWN * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T FUNKYTOWN *
>> WE'RE GONNA GET DOWN. * WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO * >> WON'T YOU TAKE MY NUMBER.
* FUNKYTOWN * >> WHAT? FUNKYTOWN?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * WON'T YOU TAKE ME T
FUNKYTOW WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN *
>> OH, MY GOSH OH, THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS
* >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT JAM.
OH, WOW. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO GET TO
KARAOKE ONE TIME * TO FUNKYTOWN * >> OKAY.
SORRY. I GOT REALLY EXCITED >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, LAST ONE LET'S ROCK THIS.
HOLD ON. >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M GOOD >> YEP
>> Jimmy: YEP. * OH I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBOD
I WANNA FEEL THE HEA WITH SOMEBODY * * OH I WANNA DANCE *
>> Jimmy: OH - * OH I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBOD
I WANNA DANC WITH SOMEBODY * >> Jimmy: OH, I WANNA --
* I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY * >> OH, YES YOU DO.
* OH I WANNA DANC WITH --* [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, I WANNA -- >> WANNA DANCE >> Jimmy: OH I WANNA DANCE WITH
SOMEBODY >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBOD
YEAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY * * WITH SOMEBODY
WHO LOVES ME * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ARIANA DeBOSE. YES! "WESTWORLD" AIRS EVERY SUNDAY,
9:00 P.M. ON HBO NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX.
DARINDA MEDLEY JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OF NEW YORK CITY." NOW YOU CAN CATCH HER ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS
TRIP: EX-WIVES CLUB," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME DORINDA MEDLEY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
>> Jimmy: DORINDA MEDLEY RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOSH. DORINDA, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT
>> SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M A GIANT FAN OF YOURS
>> SO, WHEN I CALLED MY PARENTS, WHO EVERYONE HAS SEEN ON TV, AND THEY'RE OLDER NOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY LIVE IN THE BERKSHIRES I CALLED UP, I SAID, "HEY, MOM
GUESS WHAT." "HEY, JOHN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S ON THE PHONE.
SO, OF COURSE IT'S 20 MINUTES. THEY MAKE IT ON THE PHONE. THEY PICK UP
"YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYTHING OKAY? "YEAH, EVERYTHING'S -- I'M
GOING TO BE ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.' "JOHN, YOUR DAUGHTER'S GONNA BE
ON JOHNNY CARSON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I JUST COULDN'T BREAK IT TO
THEM 'CAUSE THEY'RE OLD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: " DORINDA, I'M VERY EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT.
>> IT JUST CRACKED ME UP >> Jimmy: IF THEY'RE WATCHING, THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON
RIGHT NOW? >> OH, THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO ASLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE HAD SOME OF THE MOST ICONIC LINES IN
"HOUSEWIVES" HISTORY I WANTED TO SHOW A COUPLE OF THESE, BECAUSE THESE WERE MEMES
THAT WENT AROUND ONLINE. >> UH-OH >> Jimmy: NO
I JUST LOVED YOU RIGHT AFTER THIS YOU SAID, "I DECORATED
I COOKED I MADE IT NICE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THAT'S A SENTIMENT THAT ALL WOMEN FEEL LIKE IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.
AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, BECAUSE THESE GIRLS WERE ACTING TERRIBLY, AND NOT APPRECIATING
ANYTHING I WAS DOING AND I WAS FED UP >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND YOU GOT TO TELL THEM WHAT'S UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I MADE IT NICE! >> Jimmy: I MADE IT NICE COME ON.
>> WE ALL FELT LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.
MARTINIS ARE LIKE BREASTS -- TWO ARE GREAT, THREE ARE TOO MANY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> WELL, YOU'VE SEEN IT ON TV. DORINDA ON THREE MARTINIS ISN'T
SO GOOD. I'M GREAT AT TWO NOT SO GREAT AT THREE.
BUT THAT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOD TV ON THREE THOUGH
THIS ONE WENT UBER VIRAL DURING THE PANDEMIC EVERYONE JUST SENT THIS AROUND
SOMEONE SAID, "HOW YOU DOING?" YOU GO, "I'LL TELL YOU HOW I'M DOING.
NOT WELL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> BITCH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I SAID IT TO CANDACE BUSHNELL
THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF IT BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT I MADE A LOT OF MONEY ON MUGS OFF THAT ONE DURING THE
PANDEMIC >> Jimmy: MUGS >> I MEAN, I COULD NOT KEEP
THEM IN STOCK. MUGS, TOTES, AND SWEATSHIRTS I COULDN'T PACK THAT [ BLEEP ]
FAST ENOUGH. OH, YOU CAN'T SWEAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MOM, HEY, MOM, DAD MUTE THE -- MUTE THE TV FOR A SECOND
>> I COULDN'T PACK THAT STUFF FAST ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW
REALLY, YOU'RE SO GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DORINDA MEDLEY IN "THE
REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP: EX-WIVES CLUB. YOU CAN WATCH THIS ONE
TAKE A LOOK.
BEDROOMS
I DON'T LIKE FOOD IN THE BEDROOMS >> I DON'T EITHER.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT MARCO BROUGHT US YOGURTS >> FRUIT, YOGURT
>> I JUST DON'T LIKE FOOD IN THE BEDROOM. >> I AGREE WITH YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT >> YOU SHOULD KNOW >> SHE DOES KNOW
I'M SO PETRIFIED OF MICE AND THINGS >> I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT.
>> IT SAYS IT ON THE PLAQUE. CLEAR LIQUID EVERYONE HAS A PLAQUE IN THEIR
ROOM >> THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THAT ROOM, FROM THINGS HANGING
OFF THE CEILING. >> LET ME GET THE PLAQUE >> OH, NO I GOT IT
I DON'T NEED THE PLAQUE. >> I'LL GET THE PLAQUE >> I DON'T NEED THE PLAQUE,
DORINDA. >> JUST MAKING IT CLEAR. >> I GOT IT, NO FOOD IN THE
ROOM >> SHE'S SO WORRIED ABOUT RATS AND MICE
WHY DID SHE PUT CUPCAKES IN OUR ROOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DORINDA MEDLEY, EVERYBODY. CATCH NEW EPISODES OF "THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS: TRIP EX-WIFE'S CLUB" ONLY ON PEACOCK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAGIC FROM DAN WHITE STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE ARE JOINED, RIGHT NOW, BY AN INCREDIBLE MAGICIAN.
HIS ONLINE MAGIC SHOW CAN BE SEEN AT THEMAGICIANONLINE.COM. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, OUR
FRIEND, THE MAGICIAN DAN WHITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUDDY >> IT'S BEEN SO LONG
>> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A WHILE. TALK TO ME ABOUT THE MAGICIAN ONLINE
>> YEAH, SO I DO THIS MAGIC SHOW ONLINE FOR PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
AND, BASICALLY, I SEND THEM THIS REALLY COOL, MYSTERIOUS BOX.
THEY GET IT IN THE MAIL, AND THEN THEY CAN TAKE PART IN THE SHOW WITH THE MAGIC STILL
HAPPENING IN THEIR OWN HANDS >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO ASKED ME ABOUT THIS AND TOLD ME SHE HAD
THE GREATEST TIME, IS ARIANA GRANDE. >> YES
YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE CELEBS, LIKE,
DOING THIS NOW >> YEAH, SHE'S BEEN A BUNCH OF TIMES, AND SHE'S BEEN AWESOME.
WE'VE HAD SO MANY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE BE AT THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS
PLANNING SOMETHING NEW WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME TONIGHT I'M NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING. I'VE BARELY TALKED TO YOU. >> ALL RIGHT
SO, IN THE TIME THAT WE'VE LAST SEEN EACH OTHER, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW SKILL
AND I KIND OF WANT TO SHOW YOU THAT, RIGHT NOW. SUPER SIMPLE, SUPER QUICK.
I WANT YOU, RIGHT NOW, TO JUST NAME ANY MONTH -- ANY MONTH IN A YEAR
>> Jimmy: OKAY SEPTEMBER. >> SEPTEMBER
GREAT. >> Jimmy: SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THINK OF A MONTH
>> SEPTEMBER GOOD AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A DAY
IN SEPTEMBER, LIKE A NUMBER. >> Jimmy: 19 >> 19.
SEPTEMBER 19th GREAT. AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
A YEAR BUT IN THE YEAR -- A YEAR THAT WAS IN YOUR LIFETIME
>> Jimmy: OKAY 1988 >> 1988.
VERY GOOD. 1988 ALL RIGHT.
SO, WE'VE GOT SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE SKILL YOU'VE DEVELOPED >> THAT IS A MONDAY.
A MONDAY >> YEP IT'S A MONDAY.
AND I WANT YOU TO DOUBLE CHECK ME DOUBLE CHECK ME.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE ON YOU? >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY HAVE, YEAH, I'VE BEEN TOLD TO HOLD MY
PHONE. >> PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, AND I WANT YOU TO ASK SIRI WHAT DAY
WAS SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 YOU JUST HOLD DOWN THE LOCK BUTTON, AND IT WILL COME UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SIRI, WHAT DAY WAS SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988
>> IT WAS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th, 1988 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* NO, BUT THIS IS ALL REAL IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN ALGORITHM
MIXED WITH A PNEUMONIC BUT I WANT TO TAKE THIS EVEN FURTHER.
I WANT TO TAKE THIS EVEN FURTHER. SO, WE'RE GOING TO TRY
SOMETHING WITH THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT NOW. IN A MOMENT, I'M GOING TO
COUNT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- IN A MOMENT, I'M GOING TO
COUNT TO THREE WHEN I DO, I WANT EVERYBODY HERE TO SAY OUT LOUD YOUR
BIRTHDAY, THE MONTH, THE DAY, AND THE YEAR, ALL RIGHT? ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YOU GOT THAT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I THINK I HEARD
A COUPLE THINGS. YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH.
I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN, RIGHT NOW. AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE IT
JUST YET GOOD GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD
AND IT'S, SORT OF, I GUESS, A PREDICTION OF SORTS. I'M GOING TO PLACE THAT
PREDICTION INSIDE OF THIS ENVELOPE SO NOBODY CAN SEE IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> AND JIMMY, WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO, IS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TAKE THOSE FOUR BALLS THAT
ARE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. AND I WANT YOU TO THROW THEM OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE -- THROW
THEM OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE, WHEREVER YOU WANT AT ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SPREAD IT OUT. >> Jimmy: JEEZ, SORRY. >> THAT DIDN'T GO IN THE
AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: CAN WE GET THAT ONE? CAN WE GET THAT ONE?
>> GO AHEAD, WE GOT ONE MORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH, HEY
NICE ASSIST. THAT WAS A NICE ASSIST RIGHT THERE.
WELL DONE. >> GREAT, IF YOU CAUGHT A BALL, PLEASE STAND UP.
IF YOU CAUGHT A BALL, PLEASE STAND UP THERE SHOULD BE FOUR PEOPLE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR. >> Jimmy: FOUR >> FOUR PEOPLE, GREAT.
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU CHOSE FOUR RANDOM PEOPLE, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I WANT YOU TO CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE TO GIVE THIS PREDICTION TO
IT'S UP TO YOU YOU GO UP THERE AND DO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> YEAH, IT'S WHOEVER YOU WANT >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK RIGGED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO CHOOSE YOU. OR NO -- WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK? YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE SOMEWHERE ELSE
HIM? YOU THINK HIM? ALL RIGHT.
I CHOOSE YOU NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE
SHOW >> I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD THAT ENVELOPE JUST FACING OUTWARDS
JUST LIKE THAT AND JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO COME ON BACK DOWN
COME ON BACK DOWN. >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S -- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >> AND JIMMY, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR CELL PHONE.
SO, CAN YOU PLEASE PULL THAT BACK OUT >> Jimmy: OKAY, VERY GOOD.
>> AND I WANT YOU TO UNLOCK IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> FANTASTIC
I ALSO NEED TO FIND YOUR CALCULATOR APP HERE. I THINK THERE IT IS.
OPEN UP YOUR CALCULATOR JUST LIKE THAT. AND ACTUALLY, IF YOU ARE
WATCHING AT HOME RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN THIS AS WELL
SO, PLEASE, PULL OUT YOUR CALCULATOR ON YOUR PHONE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S WATCHING.
>> EVERYBODY DO IT QUEST, TARIQ, YOU DO IT TOO. >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE IS ALWAYS
ON HIS PHONE DURING OUR SHOW ACTUALLY IT ACTUALLY MAKES PERFECT
SENSE. YEAH >> BUT MAKE SURE YOU'RE
STARTING AT ZERO >> Jimmy: STARTING AT ZERO CLEAR YOUR SCREEN.
ZERO EVERYONE WATCH >> JIMMY, I WANT YOU TO HOLD
THAT PHONE RIGHT THERE JUST HOLD IT JUST LIKE THAT. GREAT, WE CHOSE FOUR RANDOM
PEOPLE LET'S START OVER HERE. MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
>> 1996. >> 1996? >> ALL RIGHT, I WANT EVERYBODY
AT HOME, QUEST, TARIQ, AND YOU JIMMY, TYPE IN 1996. >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> GOOD, AND HIT PLUS. >> Jimmy: PLUS OKAY, GOTCHA
>> FANTASTIC >> MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN
JUST THE YEAR. >> 2006. >> 2006.
GREAT, TYPE IN 2006. >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE WERE BORN DURING THE SHOW APPARENTLY AS
WELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE COMING BACK, BABY.
WE'RE COMING BACK. >> DID YOU GUYS TYPE IN 2006 EVERYBODY AT HOME TYPED IN
2006 OKAY HIT PLUS
GOOD AND, MISS, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN
>> 2004. >> 2004. EVERYBODY TYPE IN 2004
GOOD AND EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS
>> Jimmy: OKAY EQUALS >> WE ALL SHOULD HAVE THE SAME
NUMBER RIGHT NOW 6,006. 6,006.
EVERYBODY GOT 6,006? >> YES >> GREAT
WE NEED ONE MORE NUMBER. WE NEED ONE MORE NUMBER, SO I WANT EVERYBODY TO HIT PLUS
EVERYBODY HIT PLUS GOOD AND THIS LAST NUMBER IS GOING
TO COME JUST FROM YOU. I KNOW THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN, RIGHT?
I KNOW YOU WERE BORN ON A THURSDAY SO, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT JUST
A LITTLE BIT MORE RANDOM THAN THAT THE WAY WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT
IS THIS. I WANT YOU TO LOOK DOWN AT YOUR PHONE.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> GOOD. AND I WANT YOU TO HOLD YOUR
FINGER ABOVE THE KEYPAD. HOLD YOUR FINGER ABOVE THE NUMBERS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND TYPE IN FOUR RANDOM DIGITS
>> TWO, THREE, FOUR. WHAT NUMBER DID YOU TYPE >> Jimmy: 1,033.
>> 1,033 I WANT EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW TO TYPE IN 1,033.
TYPE IN 1,033 ON YOUR CALCULATORS. GOOD
AND EVERYBODY HIT EQUALS 7,039. WE ALL SHOULD HAVE 7,039
DOES EVERYBODY HAVE 7,039? 7,039. WONDERFUL.
7,039. 7,039. >> Jimmy: OR YOU CAN JUST LOOK
AT MY PHONE. >> OR I CAN JUST LOOK AT YOUR PHONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP
NO, YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP YEAH, I GOT YOU. >> SO, HERE'S THE DEAL, RIGHT?
YOU CHOSE FOUR RANDOM PEOPLE IF YOU WOULD HAVE PICKED ANY OTHER PEOPLE, WE WOULD BE ON A
A DIFFERENT NUMBER RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> BUT YOU GAVE SOMEBODY AN
ENVELOPE I WROTE SOMETHING DOWN IN THAT ENVELOPE ON THAT CHALKBOARD.
SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN UP THAT ENVELOPE? >> Jimmy: JUST TEAR IT OPEN,
BUD, YEAH. >> 7,039 [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. HOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> BUT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET WE'RE NOT DONE YET DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: I'M ALREADY MARRIED, DAN. I'M SORRY.
FOR YEARS. 14 YEARS >> HERE'S THE THING.
I BELIEVE IN FATE. AND IT WAS ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE, FATE THAT WE MET
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO, YOU HAD DINNER AT THE NOMAD HOTEL,
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> AND IT HAPPENED TO BE ON THE
EXACT SAME DAY THAT I WAS DOING MY SHOW FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
THE GM, JEFF, CAME UP TO YOU AND HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO SEE THE SHOW.
AND YOU WATCHED THE SECOND HALF, RIGHT? BUT IF YOU HADN'T BEEN AT THAT
RESTAURANT ON THAT DAY, WE MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER MET. AND I MIGHT NOT HAVE EVER BEEN
ON THIS SHOW AND I MIGHT NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
SEE, THERE ARE ABOUT 250 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT YOU NARROWED IT DOWN TO FOUR
PEOPLE BY THROWING A BALL RANDOMLY, COMPLETELY RANDOM. THEN YOU CHOSE ONE OF THOSE
PEOPLE YOU COULD HAVE PICKED ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> ETHAN >> ETHAN
IN A LOUD, CLEAR VOICE, VERY LOUD, CAN YOU PLEASE SAY YOUR BIRTHDAY, MONTH, DAY, AND YEAR
>> Jimmy: ETHAN, YOU CAN SAY IT INTO THE MICROPHONE IF YOU WANT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MARCH 23rd, 2003. >> MARCH 23rd, 2003.
MARCH 23rd, 2003 SEE, JIMMY, EVERY SINGLE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED RIGHT NOW
HAD TO HAPPEN THE EXACT SAME WAY THAT IT JUST DID AND IT HAD TO HAPPEN TODAY OF
ALL DAYS JUNE 30th, 2022. >> Jimmy: YEP, MM-HM
I'M NOT WITH YOU, BUT YEAH, OKAY >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY?
>> Jimmy: NO >> JIMMY, CAN YOU PLEASE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AGAIN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND JIMMY, CAN YOU PLEASE ASK SIRI THIS ONE FINAL QUESTION
FOR ME CAN YOU PLEASE ASK SIRI, HOW MANY DAYS AGO WAS MARCH 23rd,
2003 >> Jimmy: SIRI, HOW MANY DAYS AGO WAS MARCH 23rd, 2003
>> IT WAS 7,039 DAYS AGO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: COME ON! DAN WHITE, EVERYBODY YES, I LOVE IT
YOU CAN GET TICKETS TO DAN'S ONLINE SHOW FROM ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY AT
THEMAGICIANONLINE.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
ARIANA DeBOSE, DORINDA MEDLEY, DAN WHITE, ONCE AGAIN, EVERYBODY.
THE MAGICIAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE