1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,013 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:19,352 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:23,390 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JULIE ANDREWS, 4 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,127 HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN COMEDIAN PREACHER LAWSON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:35,869 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1678 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:40,106 >> Questlove: 1678 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:54,788 * * 8 00:00:54,788 --> 00:01:04,297 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU 9 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:09,302 WELCOME. WELCOME, EVERYBODY ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,405 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,775 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. 12 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:19,612 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:25,151 HERE THE FDA JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE BANNING JUUL 14 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:30,423 E-CIGARETTES, AND NOW VAPERS ARE RUSHING TO HOARD THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,793 YEAH WELL, THEY'RE RUSHING BUT STOPPING EVERY FEW FEET TO 16 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:39,699 CATCH THEIR BREATH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TO JUDGE, 17 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,468 BUT IF THE TERMS VAPER AND HOARDER APPLY TO YOU, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO DO SOME 18 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:45,372 REEVALUATING I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:49,309 YEP. VAPORS ARE GOING NUTS TRYING TO FIND JUULS 20 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,177 FOR YOUR GOTH COUSIN, THIS IS BASICALLY MARCH 2020 ALL OVER AGAIN. 21 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:57,617 IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 22 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:05,625 IT'S A BIG MOVIE WEEKEND "ELVIS" IS OUT THIS WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,796 ANOTHER MOVIE CALLED "THE BLACK PHONE" JUST HIT THEATERS AND IT IS A HORROR THRILLER 24 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:14,067 ABOUT A PSYCHOPATH KNOWN AS "THE GRABBER." >> Steve: HM 25 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:23,309 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THE GRABBER SOUNDS LIKE A PRODUCT YOUR 26 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,913 GRANDMA WOULD BUY ON QVC YOU KNOW LIKE, "OH, I THINK I NEED THAT. 27 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:31,317 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE GRABBER. IT'S THE TERRIFYING TALE OF 28 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,720 YOUR FRIEND WHO EATS FRENCH FRIES OFF YOUR PLATE [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,190 IT'S LIKE -- "I DON'T LIKE -- I REALLY -- WELL, ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, 30 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,159 NASAL SWABS ARE STILL THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO TEST FOR COVID. 31 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:44,898 YEP, WHILE THE WORST WAY IS TO BREATH ON YOUR FRIEND'S FACE AND GO, "DOES THIS SMELL LIKE 32 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,802 COVID TO YOU?" [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS 33 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:55,241 THE COMPANY THAT MAKES OREOS IS BUYING CLIF BAR FOR ALMOST $3 BILLION 34 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:59,846 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THEY OFFERED TO BUY NATURE VALLEY BARS, BUT THE DEAL 35 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:09,556 COMPLETELY FELL APART. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,624 >> Steve: COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. 37 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:16,129 CRUMBLE IT >> Jimmy: HEY, I SAW THAT IN OHIO A SEMITRUCK HAULING CHEESE 38 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,965 CAUGHT ON FIRE LOOK AT THAT LUCKILY FIVE MINUTES LATER A 39 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,801 A WINE TRUCK TIPPED OVER, AND IT TURNED INTO A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE AFTERNOON 40 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:26,873 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF WINE, I READ THAT DUE TO INFLATION, WINE POURS AT 41 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:32,846 RESTAURANTS ARE ACTUALLY GETTING SMALLER. [ AUDIENCE BOOS 42 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,215 YOU CAN TELL THERE'S LESS WINE NOW WHEN YOU TURN ON "REAL HOUSEWIVES," THEY'RE DISCUSSING 43 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,650 WHETHER UKRAINE SHOULD JOIN NATO AND YOU GO, "HEY, THAT'S - 44 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:41,755 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I HEARD THE FDA ACTUALLY 45 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:46,826 APPROVED A NEW HAIR LOSS DRUG THAT REGROWS HAIR. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS, TARIQ 46 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:54,701 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, I TOOK IT, AND IT TOTALLY WORKED. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:59,305 >> Jimmy: IT DID >> Tariq: YES. LOOK 48 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:05,211 I GREW THIS LONG, LUSCIOUS RAT TAIL DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT 49 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:16,356 [ CHEERS ] [ EERIE MUSIC [ POURING COFFEE ] 50 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:34,374 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TURNING TO STONE ] [ STONE BREAKS ] 51 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:39,312 [ APPLAUSE ] * HEY MOE HEY MOE HEY MOE HEY MO 52 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:44,551 WELL NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK * * NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK * 53 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:53,293 [ LIGHTNING STRIKE ] >> Tariq: LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN 54 00:04:53,293 --> 00:05:03,703 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DEAL >> Steve: WERE THEY DANCING. 55 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:07,841 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: WHAT WERE THEY DOING THREE WRITERS WERE DANCING BY 56 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,176 CUE CARDS. >> Jimmy: THEY WERE DANCING TO "THE CURLY SHUFFLE" BY JUMP 'N 57 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:14,080 THE SADDLE [ LAUGHTER ] * WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND 58 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:18,451 GO OUT ON THE TOWN WE CAN'T SIT STILL AND WE CAN'T SIT DOWN * 59 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,854 * WE DON'T LIKE TO FIGH AND WE DON'T LIKE TO SCUFFL 60 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:24,357 BUT WE DANCE ALL NIGHT * * DOING THE CURLY SHUFFLE HEY MOE HEY MO 61 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:27,827 HEY MOE HEY MO WELL NYUCK NYUCK * * NYUCK NYUCK 62 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:32,665 NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK NYUC LA DEE LA DEEE * 63 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,803 >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: HOW DO I KNOW EVERY SINGLE WORD? 64 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:40,073 >> Steve: HOW DO WE KNOW THAT? THE COMEDY GRAMMAR >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT JAM 65 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,641 RIGHT THERE, MAN YEAH >> Steve: I'M GLAD YOU 66 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,576 EXPLAINED IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 67 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,645 >> Steve: I COULDN'T - >> Jimmy: SO, TARIQ SHOWED HIS RAT TAIL 68 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,614 >> Steve: RIGHT. YEAH AND THEN - 69 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,482 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE HAD SUCH A FREAKOUT THAT THE WRITERS STARTED -- THEY STARTED 70 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,917 DRINKING AND DANCING TO "THE CURLY SHUFFLE. >> Steve: BY THE CUE CARDS 71 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,187 >> Jimmy: BY THE CUE CARDS >> Steve: IT WAS SO CRAZY. TARIQ'S RAT TAIL WAS SO 72 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,923 CRAZY -- >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Steve: THAT THEY WENT -- I 73 00:05:56,923 --> 00:06:00,293 TURNED INTO STONE AND DIED >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YOU BURNED YOUR HAND 74 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,729 SEVERELY WITH COFFEE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND THEY STARTED 75 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,665 HAVING A PARTY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS TOTALLY -- 76 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,634 >> Steve: DRINKING IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY LOVED IT. THEY'RE DANCING. 77 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,270 >> Jimmy: THEY HAD A GREAT TIME IT SPARKED SOMETHING 78 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:13,540 WE MIGHT TAKE THAT PART OUT. >> Steve: NO, NO, NO COME ON. 79 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,609 [ AUDIENCE BOOS >> Jimmy: NO, NOT THE WHOLE THING, JUST THE GUYS DANCING 80 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:20,080 >> NO! >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,382 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH >> Steve: THEY LOVED IT. 82 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:30,690 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS HATED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT 83 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,059 >> Questlove: STAYS IN THE PICTURE. IT STAYS IN THE PICTURE. 84 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,961 >> Steve: IT STAYS IN THE PICTURE. >> Jimmy: IT STAYS IN THE 85 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:38,264 PICTURE. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO SOME OTHER JOKES THAT WON'T BE AS 86 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:43,503 FUNNY AS THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 87 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,974 A WOMAN ON TIKTOK SAID THAT SHE USES THE WASHING MACHINE TO CLEAN HER VEGETABLES 88 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:51,911 [ AUDIENCE OOHS HER FAMILY ONLY GOT WORRIED WHEN SHE STARTED FOLDING HER 89 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:55,081 VEGETABLES AND PUTTING THEM IN THE DRESSER. [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,251 GUYS, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW, BUT INSTEAD OF ME JUST TELLING 91 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,020 YOU ALL ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO JUST GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO DECIDE WHAT WE 92 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,322 TALK ABOUT THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR "YOU PICK THE 93 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,790 IT'S TIME FOR "YOU PICK THE JOKES. HERE WE GO 94 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,326 HA-HA-HA 95 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,829 YOU PICK THE JOKES * >> Jimmy: SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 96 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,032 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU TWO NEWS STORIES, AND THEN YOU GUYS GET TO PICK WHICH ONE WE TALK 97 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,433 ABOUT. OKAY HERE WE GO 98 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,300 HERE WE GO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT STORY NUMBER ONE 99 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,904 CONGRESS TO GIVE AMERICANS A 100 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:22,809 A TAX BREAK AT THE PUMP. >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO 101 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,112 >> SOME RESIDENTS OF A TAMPA APARTMENT COMPLEX HAD A VERY UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE JUST A SHORT 102 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,681 WHILE AGO. WITNESSES SAY A NAKED MAN PULLED THE FIRE ALARM, THEN 103 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:33,219 SPRAYED RESIDENTS WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AS THEY EXITED THE BUILDING 104 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:39,359 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT 105 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,761 >> Steve: NYUCK, NYUCK, NYUCK, NYUCK. >> Jimmy: WOW. 106 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:46,332 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH STORY DO YOU WANT TO TALK 107 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,201 ABOUT? ONE OR TWO >> Audience: TWO 108 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,271 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD CHOICE. OKAY 109 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,206 THAT'S RIGHT A NAKED GUY IN TAMPA PULLED THE FIRE ALARM, THEN SPRAYED PEOPLE 110 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:58,244 WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THEY CAME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,780 SO I GUESS EVEN THOUGH HE RETIRED, ROB GRONKOWSKI IS STILL LIVING IN TAMPA. 112 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:04,818 THAT'S WHERE HE IS [ RIM SHOT ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 113 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,554 LET'S DO ANOTHER PAIR OF STORIES. ONCE AGAIN, YOU GUYS GET TO 114 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,389 ONCE AGAIN, YOU GUYS GET TO PICK HERE'S STORY NUMBER ONE. 115 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,692 TOOK AGGRESSIVE ACTION TO 116 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:16,396 TACKLE THE FASTEST INFLATION IN FOUR DECADES >> Jimmy: GOT IT 117 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,263 FOUR DECADES >> Jimmy: GOT IT NOW, HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO 118 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:21,534 >> MILK, EGGS, AND THIS? TESIA BRITT TELLS THE PROBLEM 119 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,470 SOLVERS WHEN SHE OPENED HER BAG OF DELIVERED GROCERIES FROM WALMART, SHE COULDN'T BELIEVE 120 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:32,379 A CRACK PIPE WAS PACKED INSIDE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE PINEAPPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,547 >> Jimmy: WHICH STORY DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO 122 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,616 >> Audience: TWO >> Jimmy: GREAT CHOICE THAT'S RIGHT 123 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:42,522 A WOMAN'S WALMART DELIVERY INCLUDED A CRACK PIPE. [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,359 NORMALLY IF YOU WANT CRACK AT WALMART, YOU JUST RAISE YOUR EYEBROWS AT THE CASHIER. 125 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:50,830 [ RIM SHOT ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. 126 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,166 LET'S DO ONE LAST BATCH. IT'S YOUR CHOICE HERE'S STORY NUMBER ONE. 127 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,372 SHOWING PRESIDENT BIDEN'S JOB APPROVAL RATING HAS DROPPED FOR A FOURTH STRAIGHT WEEK 128 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,740 A FOURTH STRAIGHT WEEK >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND HERE'S STORY NUMBER TWO 129 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:02,575 SOMETHING A LITTLE FISHY AFTER 130 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:06,246 CATCHING A CATFISH ON THE OHIO RIVER. WHEN HOOP CUT OPEN THE FISH, HE 131 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:16,189 FOUND A FOAM BALL AND AN ADULT TOY. [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,925 >> Jimmy: STORY NUMBER TWO >> Audience: YES >> Jimmy: GREAT CHOICE 133 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:24,497 THAT'S RIGHT A MAN FOUND A SEX TOY IN A A CATFISH. 134 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:27,667 IT WAS THE FIRST FISHING STORY WHERE NOBODY WANTED TO HEAR HOW BIG IT WAS 135 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,504 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE M* >> Steve: CATFISH. 136 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:36,743 HE WAS REALLY CATFISHED. >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T BELIEVE -- YEAH, HE GOT CATFISHED 137 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,847 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TIME, OF 138 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,049 COURSE, TO COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW 139 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,152 HERE WE GO WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK. NUMBER THREE, IT'S "WAIT FOR U" 140 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:49,422 BY FUTURE, FEATURING DRAKE AND TEMS THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 141 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:54,227 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "FIRST CLASS" BY JACK HARLOW. 142 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:58,264 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER ONE, IT'S "AS IT WAS" BY 143 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:04,504 HARRY STYLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. 144 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,574 NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE LOWEST CHARTED SONGS THIS WEEK 145 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,943 WEEK THIS IS "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. HERE WE GO 146 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,812 * BOTTOM OF THE CHART 147 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:16,983 BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FIRST UP, THIS IS AT NUMBER 95, 148 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:23,656 WE'VE GOT "ABOUT DAMN TIME" BY ELVIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 149 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,593 NOW, I GUESS ELVIS DID HIS OWN VERSION OF THE POPULAR LIZZO SONG BACK IN THE - 150 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,996 >> Steve: IN THE '70s? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: WHEN DID HE DO IT? 151 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,532 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW THE MOVIE'S THIS OUT AND SO, A LOT OF UNRELEASED 152 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,902 STUFF IS COMING OUT. >> Steve: SO ELVIS PRESLEY WOW. 153 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,537 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ELVIS PRESLEY DOING -- YEAH, LIZZO "ABOUT DAMN TIME. 154 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:42,242 >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. * * IN A MINUTE I'M 155 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:46,613 NEED A SENTIMENTAL MAN OR WOMAN TO PUMP ME UP FEELING FUSSY WALKIN' * 156 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,549 * IN MY BALENCI-USSIE TRYNA BRING OU THE FABULOUS * 157 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,619 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S WHY HE'S THE KING 158 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:57,323 THAT'S WHY HE'S THE KING >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,326 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, COMING IN AT 96, WE'VE GOT "RUNNING UP THAT HILL" BY KATE BUSH WHILE 160 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:06,066 RUNNING UP A HILL. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,801 >> Jimmy: SO, IT'S KATE BUSH, THE SONG THAT IS BACK IN THE CHARTS BECAUSE OF "STRANGER 162 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,235 THINGS." AND THIS IS A NEW VERSION SHE RECORDED WHILE RUNNING UP AN 163 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:14,074 ACTUAL HILL. >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,676 >> Jimmy: LET'S GIVE IT A LISTEN * AND IF I ONLY COULD* 165 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,946 [ HEAVY BREATHING * I'D MAKE DEAL WITH GOD * 166 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:24,084 [ HEAVY BREATHING * GET HIM T SWAP OUR PLACES * 167 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:28,455 >> GOD, THIS HILL IS SO BIG. * RUNNING UP THAT ROA BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL * 168 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,958 >> I'M GONNA HURL. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, GOOD THAT'S GOOD. 169 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:38,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STAY HYDRATED. STAY HYDRATED. 170 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:43,103 UP NEXT, AT NUMBER 97 IS "DRAKE LISTS DRAKE'S CAKES. DRAKE JUST CAME OUT WITH A NEW 171 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,239 ALBUM. BUT THIS SONG IS NOT ON IT I GUESS, IT'S JUST DRAKE 172 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:51,978 LISTING VARIOUS DESSERT CAKES FROM THE BRAND, DRAKE'S. >> Steve: WOW. 173 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,280 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE. 174 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,184 * DEVIL DOG AND FUNNY BONE YANKEE DOODLES 175 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:02,122 AND RING DINGS * * YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY RING DIN 176 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:06,493 ON M STILL YOU USED TO * * CALL ME O 177 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:12,632 MY RING DING YOU USED TO CALL ME ON M YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY * 178 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,701 * RING DING * * >> Jimmy: OKAY 179 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:19,205 STOP, STOP, STOP USED TO CALL ME ON THE RING DING 180 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,940 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: CALL ME ON MY RING DING 181 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,778 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT AT NUMBER 98, OF COURSE, IS 182 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:28,548 "JOLENE" BY BLINK-182. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL 183 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:33,086 FAMILIAR WITH THE CLASSIC SONG "JOLENE" BY DOLLY PARTON [ CHEERS ] 184 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,488 WELL THIS LESSER KNOWN VERSION IS FROM THE POP-PUNK SUPER BAND, BLINK-182. 185 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:40,627 AND THEY HAD A DIFFERENT TAKE. HERE, TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. * JOLENE JOLENE 186 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:47,500 JOLENE JOLEN BEGGING YO TO TAKE MY MAN * 187 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,671 * TO TAKE MY MA BECAUSE YOU CA JOLENE * 188 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,740 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. YEAH, WE'RE GOOD 189 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:57,477 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP AT NUMBER 99 IS THE 190 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:03,683 "20th CENTURY FOX THEME" BY THE GRUNT BROTHERS NOW, I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT 191 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:07,954 THIS ONE IS, BUT I JUST GOT WORD - >> Steve: REALLY 192 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,489 >> Jimmy: -- THAT THE GRUNT BROTHERS ARE HERE, TONIGHT, IN THE BUILDING 193 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:13,760 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE ABLE -- 194 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,395 THEY'RE ABLE TO PERFORM IT LIVE >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 195 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,364 >> Jimmy: THIS IS EXCITING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE "20th CENTURY FOX 196 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,934 PERFORM THE "20th CENTURY FOX THEME" PLEASE WELCOME THE GRUNT BROTHERS 197 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:27,974 * 198 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:54,634 [ CLEARING THROAT [ SINGING WHILE GRUNTING ] * 199 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,101 [ SINGING WHILE GRUNTING ] * >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 200 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,509 >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO -- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS. 201 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,679 >> Steve: LUCKILY, THEY TOLD YOU THEY WERE HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY TOLD ME - 202 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,647 >> Steve: YEAH, YOU GOT YOUR EARPIECE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE GRUNTS 203 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,616 BROTHERS ARE HERE. THEY GRUNT WHEN THEY RUN ON THE WAY OUT, 204 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,584 THEY'RE -- >> Steve: THEY GRUNT EVERYWHERE 205 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,854 [ GRUNTING ] [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T GO TO THE RESTROOM 206 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,489 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO RUN UP THE HILL. YEAH 207 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:20,560 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, COMING IN AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, WE HAVE 208 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,798 "HOW YOU REMIND ME (EXTENDED ADDITION)" BY NICKELBACK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 209 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,566 NOW THIS IS NEVER BEFORE RELEASED EXTENDED VERSION OF NICKELBACK'S HIT SONG "HOW YOU 210 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,503 REMIND ME. APPARENTLY THE INTRO IS A LOT LONGER 211 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,307 LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MA 212 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:38,578 COULDN'T CUT I AS A POOR MAN * * STEALING * DIDN'T MAKE I 213 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,415 AS A DENTIST COULD NEVER BE A PARALEGAL * 214 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:47,420 * NEVER TRIED T BE A PLUMBER COULDN'T CUT IT AS A TAX 215 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:52,125 CONSULTANT * * HAVEN'T NEVER BEEN A JANITOR 216 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,861 COULDN'T HACK IT A A SCHOOL LIBRARIAN * >> Jimmy: OKAY 217 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,629 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S ALL THAT IS ALL FOR "BOTTOM OF THE 218 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,132 CHARTS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW JULIE ANDREWS IS HERE. 219 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:06,439 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN IS ON THE SHOW 220 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,409 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STAND-UP COMEDY FROM PREACHER LAWSON. 221 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,245 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. 222 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:20,653 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 223 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,823 >> AREN'T THOSE MINIONS ADORABLE DON'T YOU LOVE THEM? 224 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,192 DON'T YOU LOVE THEM? >> Jimmy: HOW DO THEY DO IT? IT'S SO GENIUS 225 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,142 EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 226 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,845 SHE'S REPRISING HER ROLE AS GRU'S MOTHER IN "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU," WHICH IS IN 227 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:50,216 THEATERS JULY 1st. JULIE ANDREWS IS HERE, THIS EVENING. 228 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:57,123 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE STARS AS 229 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,726 DARTH VADER IN THE "STAR WARS" SERIES "OBI- WAN KENOBI" ON DISNEY PLUS. 230 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:06,733 MY MAN, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,469 AND WE HAVE VERY FUNNY STAND-UP FROM PREACHER LAWSON ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 232 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:15,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP 233 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,079 WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I SEND 234 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,848 OUT "THANK YOU NOTES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 235 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,318 BEHIND, SO I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME RIGHT NOW JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 236 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:30,256 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 237 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,058 FANTASTIC. >> Steve: HE'S HUMMING "THE CURLY SHUFFLE. 238 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,928 >> Jimmy: YEAH HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE KEYS ANYMORE 239 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,596 >> Steve: YEAH, HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE KNOWS THE -- 240 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,864 HE KNOWS THE - >> Steve: I DON'T THINK HE'S PLAYING IT 241 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,866 >> Jimmy: FINALLY LEARNED THE SONG >> Steve: YEAH 242 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,570 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BEYONCE'S 243 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,407 NEW SONG, "BREAK MY SOUL," OR AS ADELE PUT IT, "A SONG THAT BREAKS YOUR SOUL, STAY IN YOUR 244 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:54,414 LANE, GIRL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:59,119 * THANK YOU, HOSTESS' NEW CRYPTO CURRENCY THEMED SNACK CAKE, 246 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:06,459 $TWINKCOIN - [ LAUGHTER ] -- FOR TELLING THE WORLD YOU 247 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,728 KNOW WHAT CRYPTO IS, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT URBAN DICTIONARY IS. 248 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:17,037 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT WAS TWO $TWINKCOIN 249 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:21,207 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SENDING 250 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,778 YOUR KIDS TO SUMMER CAMP, FOR BASICALLY SAYING, "HERE, THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM NOW." 251 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:33,086 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DO WHATEVER." I LIKE THIS ONE. 252 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,590 >> Steve: YOU LIKE THIS ONE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 253 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,426 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TRUCKER HATS, FOR JUST BEING REGULAR HATS WITH THE SCREENED IN BACK 254 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:49,369 PORCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 255 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:54,207 THANK YOU, COVID VACCINES FOR KIDS UNDER 5, FOR FINALLY MAKING IT OKAY TO COUGH ON A 256 00:17:54,207 --> 00:18:04,017 A BABY AGAIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 257 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,785 THANK YOU, LIGHT BULBS, FOR BEING A VERY OLD IDEA THAT GETS TO BE THE SYMBOL OF ALL NEW 258 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:13,760 IDEAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I DRAW 259 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:18,498 THAT'S DEEP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GOING TO 260 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:22,335 THE BEACH, FOR BEING 15 MINUTES OF FUN FOLLOWED BY SIX WEEKS OF FINDING LOOSE PATCHES OF SAND 261 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:26,873 ON YOUR BODY YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, GOSH STILL? 262 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:35,181 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, WATER SLIDES, FOR 263 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,384 LETTING ME KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FLUSHED. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 264 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,220 THOSE ARE "THANK YOU NOTES." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JULIE ANDREWS, EVERYBODY 265 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:53,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST 266 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,735 PART, IS JUST SEEING PEOPLE'S REACTION, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY SEE VADER. 267 00:18:55,735 --> 00:19:00,106 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU -- YOU HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW - 268 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,842 >> Jimmy: IS IT EASY TO SEE OUT OF THOSE EYE THINGS? >> NO. 269 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,577 I MEAN, IT'S VERY LIMITED VISIBILITY BUT WHEN SOMEONE DOES, SORT OF, 270 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,746 COME ACROSS YOUR FIELD OF VISION - >> Jimmy: THEY'RE FRIGHTENED 271 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:27,567 >>> OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY AND GRAMMY-WINNING LEGEND WHO'S REPRISING HER ROLE 272 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,436 AS GRU'S MOTHER IN "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU" WHICH IS THEATERS JULY 1st. 273 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,038 THEATERS JULY 1st. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, JULIE ANDREWS. 274 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,611 * 275 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:57,063 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT FEEL GOOD TO GET 276 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,166 A STANDING OVATION >> IT SURE DOES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 277 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,003 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU 278 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU ON YOU'RE A FRIEND TO "THE TONIGHT 279 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,775 SHOW." YOU'VE BEEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITH JACK PAR. 280 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,111 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ON WITH JOHNNY CARSON, JAY LENO, AND 281 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:14,714 NOW, ME. >> AND YOU >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THAT 282 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,883 YOU'RE HERE. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 283 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,386 >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE I'M HONORED. I WANT TO -- 284 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,921 YOU WERE GIVEN THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD BY THE AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE. 285 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:29,796 >> I WAS, LAST WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S QUITE AN HONOR. 286 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:34,267 >> IT'S A HUGE HONOR, AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED. AND THEY SPOILED ME. 287 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:38,204 AND SO MANY PEOPLE CAME THAT NIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU'RE 288 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:42,008 SPEECH WAS SO TOUCHING, AND SO COOL >> OH, THANK YOU 289 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:46,513 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T -- IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING. 290 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:51,751 YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT ABOUT YOU YOU WANTED TO THANK THE CREW >> WELL, I ACTUALLY SAID THAT 291 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,453 NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGES, EXCEPT IN THE CREDITS THAT RUN BY FAR TOO FAST, AS WE WELL KNOW, 292 00:20:53,453 --> 00:21:01,161 ESPECIALLY ON TV AND I WISH SOMETHING COULD BE DONE ABOUT THAT. 293 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:02,796 BUT I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE EVERYBODY IN THE STUDIO, AND THERE ARE HUNDREDS 294 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,330 OF PEOPLE BEHIND THE CAMERA, AND NOBODY EVER RECOGNIZES THEM 295 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:18,878 SO, I WANTED TO DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MANY 296 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:24,751 PEOPLE THAT MAKE THE FILM, AND MAKE EVERYONE LOOK GOOD. YOU SAID THAT THERE WAS A SET 297 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,922 DESIGNER, OR PAINTER MAYBE >> IT STARTED -- IT'S A TRUE STORY, I WAS DRIVING HOME ONE 298 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:36,830 DAY OFF THE LOT AT 20th CENTURY FOX. AND I WAS FINISHING A LONG DAY 299 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:41,101 OF SHOOTING ON "THE SOUND OF MUSIC. AND I PASSED A GENTLEMAN AS I 300 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:46,306 GOT TO THE BACK GATE OF THE LOT, WHICH WAS A QUICK WAY HOME FOR ME 301 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:50,677 I PASSED A GENTLEMAN WHO WAS PAINTING IN A SORT OF OPEN SHED 302 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,614 AND HE SMILED AT ME AS I WAITED FOR THE GATE TO OPEN AT THE BACK 303 00:21:54,614 --> 00:22:02,355 AND I ROLLED DOWN MY WINDOW AND SAID, "YOU'RE WORKING A BIT LATE TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU?" 304 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,357 AND HE CAME OVER AND TALKED TO ME AND HE TOLD ME HOW PROUD HE WAS, AND HOW LONG HE'D BEEN 305 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:11,097 WORKING AT THE STUDIO. AND HE SAID, ALMOST BOASTING, "YOU KNOW I'VE PAINTED SETS FOR 306 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,199 MARILYN MONROE, AND JACK LEMON, AND SHIRLEY McCLAIN. AND I SUDDENLY THOUGHT, "MY 307 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:21,174 GOD," THAT'S WHAT MADE ME WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE EVERYBODY BECAUSE HE WAS SO THRILLED TO 308 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:27,414 BE PART OF FILM. AND I DON'T THINK ANYBODY KNEW HE WAS THERE 309 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:31,785 >> Jimmy: YEAH. AND IN THIS BUSINESS IT'S JUST GREAT TO ACKNOWLEDGE EVERYBODY. 310 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:38,558 >> IT TAKES A LOT OF PEOPLE. IT'S HERE, EVERYWHERE, ABOUT COLLABORATION. 311 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,528 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DID THIS, AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CEREMONY, YOU FLEW TO YOUR DAUGHTER'S 312 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:46,433 HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION >> YES, THE NEXT DAY [ CHEERS ] 313 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,169 >> Jimmy: YOU NAILED IT, AND SHE'S GOING TO STUDY THEATER AND FILM 314 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:53,106 >> YEP, SHE'S GOING TO SARAH LAWRENCE AND SHE'S GOING TO STUDY - 315 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:55,508 >> Jimmy: THEATER AND FILM, YEAH >> THEATER AND FILM AND 316 00:22:55,508 --> 00:23:02,148 LITERATURE, AND ALL THE REST >> Jimmy: DO YOU GIVE HER ADVICE 317 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,552 >> A LITTLE BIT, BUT SHE'S GOT SOME KIND OF SAVVY THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE -- WELL, I DO KNOW 318 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,521 WHERE IT COMES FROM, I GUESS [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SHE SEEMS TO KNOW A LOT 319 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:11,791 ALREADY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE'S VERY, VERY SMART, AND 320 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:16,596 VERY TALENTED. >> Jimmy: DO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN REALIZE THEIR GRANDMOTHER IS 321 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:24,904 MARY POPPINS >> WELL, NOW THEY DO, I THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,840 WHEN MY GRANDSON, THAT LOVELY YOUNG GIRL'S BROTHER WAS VERY YOUNG, HE WAS ABOUT FOUR I 323 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,776 GUESS. AND THEY WERE SHOWING "MARY POPPINS" AT A BIRTHDAY 324 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:38,785 PARTY THAT HE WENT TO. AND WHEN HIS MOTHER CAME TO PICK HIM UP, HE WAS STANDING 325 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:45,792 THIS CLOSE TO THE TELEVISION, LOOKING TERRIBLY PUZZLED AND MY DAUGHTER BENT DOWN, AND 326 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:50,597 SAID, "DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT LADY IS? AND HE WENT, "UH-UH. 327 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:55,402 AND SHE SAID, "IS IT MAYBE SOMEBODY THAT WE KNOW VERY WELL?" 328 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:58,571 AND HE SAID, "UH-U." AND SHE SAID, "IS IT MAYBE GRANNY JEWELS? 329 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:02,509 AND HE WENT, "OH, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS THRILLED. 330 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:07,380 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT GREAT >> THE BEST PART, WAS THE NEXT 331 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:12,686 DAY WHEN I WENT TO THE HOUSE TO SEE HIM, HE SAID, "HELLO, GRANNY JEWELS. 332 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:18,358 AND IT WAS WITH SUCH A KNOWING LOOK AND, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:22,495 ADORABLE YOU KNOW WITH KIDS -- SO SWEET YEAH 334 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,330 >> Jimmy: WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU ON THE STREET, DO THEY RECOGNIZE YOU FOR DIFFERENT 335 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:29,836 FILMS? >> YEAH, I THINK THEY CERTAINLY DO THESE DAYS. 336 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:34,441 BUT IT'S INTERESTING IT DEPENDS WHAT AGE THEY ARE, JIMMY. 337 00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,343 IF IT'S A YOUNG KID, IT'S, "OH, I LOVED YOU IN 'PRINCESS DIARIES.'" [ CHEERS AND 338 00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:42,615 APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YES. >> BUT IF IT'S AN OLDER LADY, 339 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:48,321 OR GRANNY, OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT, IT'S, "I ADORED YOU IN 'SOUND OF MUSIC.'" OR SO ON -- 340 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:52,258 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT CAREER, BUT IT'S INTERESTING 341 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,094 THAT PROBABLY THE NUMBER ONE QUESTIONS IN ALL THE INTERVIEWS I WATCHED YOU DO RECENTLY, IS 342 00:24:54,094 --> 00:25:01,534 EVERYONE ASKS YOU, "IS THERE GOING TO BE A PRINCESS DIARIES THREE? 343 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:11,044 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HONESTLY, I DOUBT IT BECAUSE I'M THAT MUCH OLDER, AND ANNIE 344 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:13,113 IS THAT MUCH OLDER ANNIE HATHAWAY WHO WAS SO LOVELY 345 00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:17,050 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> THERE WAS TALK ABOUT IT MANY YEARS AGO, BUT I THINK IT'S 346 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:21,855 GONE TOO FAR NOW I WOULD BE THRILLED IF IT WOULD HAPPEN, BUT CAN'T THINK OF WHAT 347 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,158 THE STORY WOULD BE NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 348 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:28,528 I MEAN, LET'S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER BLOCK BUSTER A CHILDREN'S HIT, "MINIONS, THE 349 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:32,699 RISE OF GRU. >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 350 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,302 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE OUT JULY 1st >> AREN'T THOSE MINIONS ADORABLE 351 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,372 DON'T YOU LOVE THEM? >> Jimmy: HOW DO THEY DO IT. IT'S SO GENIUS 352 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,641 >> THERE'S ONE THAT JUST SAYS, "HELLO." [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:46,913 AND HE'S ADORABLE. >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE, YEAH I SAW WITH MY GIRLS AND THEY'RE 354 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:52,352 EIGHT AND SEVEN. AND THEY LOVED IT. DO YOU LIKE PLAYING A VILLAIN? 355 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:58,491 >> YES GRU'S MOM IS ONE OF THE WORST CHARACTERS YOU CAN POSSIBLY 356 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,027 IMAGINE. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S THE WORST ROLE MODEL FOR 357 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:06,466 A MOTHER SHE'S TERRIBLE TO GRU. AND IT WAS A DELIGHT TO GET MY 358 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:10,303 TEETH INTO IT, I HAVE TO ADMIT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU NAILED IT, YOU 359 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:14,441 NAILED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S SO PERFECT. 360 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:18,278 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JULIE ANDREWS IN "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU. 361 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:21,081 >> OH, YOU ANGEL THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK. 362 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:36,196 >> BLAH. >> WHAT? MOM, WHO IS THIS SWEATY GUY? 363 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:41,134 HE'S STINKING UP THE HOUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOKING CABBAGE. 364 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:47,774 >> HE'S MY NEW GURU. >> BLAH. >> TELL YOUR WEIRD BUDDIES THEY 365 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:51,177 BETTER START PULLING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND HERE, OR I'M KICKING THEM OUT 366 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:55,115 THEY ARE KILLING MY MELLOW VIBES. [ DOOR SLAMS ] 367 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:59,686 [ MOCKING SOUND HEY, I HEARD THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 368 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:03,323 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JULIE ANDREWS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "MINIONS: THE RISE 369 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:07,694 OF GRU" IS IN THEATERS JULY 1st >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 370 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:27,847 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 371 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,549 >> OUR NEXT GUEST STARS AS DARTH VADER IN THE "STAR WARS" SERIES "OBI WAN KENOBI" WITH 372 00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:34,287 ALL EPISODES STREAMING NOW ON DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME 373 00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:36,556 DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN 374 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:58,111 * * 375 00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:01,748 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN HAYDEN, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE 376 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,351 YOU, BUD >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, MAN. 377 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,119 >> Jimmy: FIRST TIME ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> YEAH. 378 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,023 WITH YOU, YEAH >> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. 379 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,125 I KNOW, WE GO BACK TO "FACTORY GIRL." WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER 380 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,729 CALLED "FACTORY GIRL" WITH SIENA MILLER - >> THAT'S RIGHT. 381 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,797 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE FANTASTIC. WE HAD FUN 382 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:20,533 >> LIKEWISE, YEAH. WE HAD TOO MUCH FUN. >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY DID, 383 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,202 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE ACTUALLY PROBABLY HAD TOO 384 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:26,339 MUCH FUN, YEAH DO YOU REMEMBER BY HOW IMPRESSED YOU WERE BY MY 385 00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,841 ACTING YOU WERE LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU SHOULD GO INTO TALK SHOW 386 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:31,578 BUSINESS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> I REMEMBER MEETING YOU FOR 387 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:33,246 THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS PLAYING A CHARACTER THAT WAS LOOSELY BASED ON BOB DYLAN AND 388 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:35,181 THE FIRST TIME WE MET, YOU WENT INTO, YOU KNOW, ONE OF YOUR IMPERSONATIONS OF BOB DYLAN AND 389 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,050 I WAS SO BLOWN AWAY BUT IT, AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOODNESS, WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING THIS 390 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:47,627 ROLE?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, OH, MY GOD 391 00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:51,364 NO, YOU CRUSH IT COME ON, MAN I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON THE 392 00:28:51,364 --> 00:28:54,868 SUCCESS OF "OBI-WAN KENOBI." IT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD. 393 00:28:54,868 --> 00:29:00,874 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER DUDE 394 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,275 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THE FINALE DROPPED ON WEDNESDAY. 395 00:29:02,275 --> 00:29:04,377 IT WAS TRENDING NUMBER ONE ON TWITTER FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS AFTER THAT 396 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:09,716 BUT FIRST, I WANT TO GO BACK TO TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU FIRST GOT CAST AS ANAKIN SKYWALKER 397 00:29:09,716 --> 00:29:16,189 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, RIGHT? 398 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:19,359 >> YEAH, I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL A YEAR BEFORE DOING SCHOOL PLAYS AND -- 399 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:22,462 >> Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU IN CANADA? >> YEAH, I WAS LIVING IN 400 00:29:22,462 --> 00:29:30,370 VANCOUVER AT THE TIME, AND IT WAS A LONG AUDITION PROCESS. AND I WAS RENTING AN APARTMENT 401 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:34,307 WITH A FRIEND OF MINE. AND HE KNEW I WAS UP FOR THIS ROLE AND WAS GOING TO BE 402 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:35,742 FINDING OUT SOON AND I GOT THE CALL I WAS, YOU KNOW, SHOCKED AND IN 403 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:43,750 DISBELIEF AND I REMEMBER WALKING TO THE LIVING ROOM JUST WITH THIS BIG SMILE ON MY FACE 404 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,485 AND HE KIND OF PUT THE DOTS TOGETHER, BUT TO CONFIRM IT FOR HIM, YOU KNOW, I LIT UP AN 405 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:54,527 IMAGINARY LIGHTSABER >> Jimmy: YES! >> HE GOT IT 406 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:59,566 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE -- >> HE WAS A BIG FAN TOO. HE HAD THE "STAR WARS" 407 00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:01,401 SOUNDTRACK AND HE PUT THE DUEL OF THE FATES ON, AND WE HAD A WHOLE LIGHTSABER BATTLE, SORT 408 00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:03,503 OF JUMPING AROUND OUR APARTMENT JUST SCREAMING LIKE GIDDY LITTLE KIDS. 409 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:11,378 >> Jimmy: EXCITED. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT IT'S SO COOL 410 00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:13,646 >> IT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: ALL THESE YEARS LATER NOW, YOU'RE IN THE NEW "OBI WAN 411 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:19,152 KENOBI." YOU GET TO REALLY FULL ON DARTH VADER, AND WE HAD YOU AND 412 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:23,690 McGREGOR ON THE SHOW A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. AND HE SAID WHEN HE FIRST SAW 413 00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:27,994 YOU AS DARTH VADER, HE WAS FRIGHTENED, HE ACTUALLY -- HE WAS ACTUALLY SCARED. 414 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:32,699 AND HE WAS LIKE, "I FELT LIKE ACTUALLY REALLY FRIGHTENED." EVERYONE ON SET TOO. 415 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:36,636 DID YOU FEEL THAT WHEN YOU WEAR THE COSTUME AND YOU DRESS AS DARTH VADER? 416 00:30:36,636 --> 00:30:40,240 >> YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S AN AMAZING COSTUME TO GET TO PUT 417 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:45,278 ON IT'S AN HONOR TO GET TO WEAR IT 418 00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:47,347 BUT DEFINITELY THE BEST PART IS JUST SEEING PEOPLE'S REACTION WHEN THEY SEE VADER. 419 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:50,417 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU HAVE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: IS IT EASY TO SEE OUT 420 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:55,088 OF THOSE EYE THINGS? >> NO, I MEAN, IT'S VERY LIMITED VISIBILITY 421 00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:57,390 BUT WHEN SOMEONE DOES SORT OF COME ACROSS YOUR FIELD OF VISION - 422 00:30:57,390 --> 00:30:59,359 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE FRIGHTENED >> YOU SEE THE SORT OF THE CHANGE IN THEIR DEMEANOR, YOU 423 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,428 KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, PEOPLE ARE USUALLY VERY 424 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:05,832 CONFIDENT, BECOME A LITTLE MORE TIMID AND SHY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANTED TO ASK 425 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:09,969 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN ASK. DOES IT GET HOT? 426 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:13,673 >> IT'S SO HOT, YEAH YOU'RE SWEATING BUCKETS IN IT THE WHOLE TIME 427 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:18,878 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH. BUT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE LIKE AN 428 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,680 UNDERCOMPONENT TO THE SUIT WHERE IF YOU GET TOO HOT, THEY PLUG YOU INTO THIS MACHINE AND 429 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:26,686 IT PUMPS COOLING LIQUID ALL AROUND YOUR BODY TO SORT OF COOL YOU DOWN. 430 00:31:26,686 --> 00:31:29,723 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, WHICH AGAIN SORT OF LIKE AIDS TO THE WHOLE FEELING 431 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:38,164 LIKE YOU'RE THIS MECHANICAL CREATURE RELYING ON THIS MECHANISM TO KEEP YOU GOING. 432 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:42,535 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. HOW ABOUT -- BY THE WAY, YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DAUGHTER, 433 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:45,839 SEVEN. DOES SHE KNOW THAT DADDY IS DARTH VADER? 434 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:49,109 >> SHE KNOWS DADDY'S DARTH VADER. SHE'S NEVER SEEN DADDY AS 435 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:53,680 DARTH VADER. I'M STILL WAITING A LITTLE BIT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS 436 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,517 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN PROBABLY SHOW HER -- >> I MIGHT SHOW HER THE 437 00:31:57,517 --> 00:31:59,819 PREQUELS SOON. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT STILL, THERE'S SOME 438 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,688 STUFF -- >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S STILL DADDY. 439 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:03,523 >> -- WE MIGHT HAVE TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 440 00:32:03,523 --> 00:32:07,360 THAT'S TRUE YEAH DOES SHE HAVE A LIGHTSABER >> WE HAVE A COUPLE LIGHTSABERS 441 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,062 KICKING AROUND THE HOUSE AND ACTUALLY, SHE WAS MY FIRST LIGHTSABER TRAINING PARTNER 442 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:13,600 WHEN I CAME BACK TO THE "OBI WAN" SHOW. [ AUDIENCE AW'S 443 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,235 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY THE SERIES FINALE BEGINS 444 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:18,171 STREAMING WEDNESDAY. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY ANY SPOILERS FOR ANYONE OUT THERE 445 00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:21,374 WHO'S WATCHING THE SHOW AND NOT CAUGHT UP. IT'S VERY INTERESTING DOING 446 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:24,944 A TALK SHOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT REALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING 447 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:28,181 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT HAPPENS A LOT AND EVEN WHEN IT'S OUT, LIKE, 448 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:31,618 IT'S BEEN OUT AND THINGS ARE OUT FOR YEARS AND THEY GO DON'T MENTION WHAT IS HAPPENING AND I 449 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:38,525 GO SO JUST IN CASE BUT THIS IS FRESH. AS OF WEDNESDAY. 450 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:44,431 WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THE FINALE >> AGAIN, NOT A LOT WITHOUT 451 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,700 SPOILING ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNEW THAT. 452 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,370 I KNEW THAT. YEAH >> BUT NO, THERE'S SOME GREAT 453 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:52,105 STUFF AND THERE'S VERY EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATION BETWEEN OBI WAN AND VADER THAT WAS A 454 00:32:52,105 --> 00:33:02,248 A REAL SORT OF PRIVILEGE TO GET TO FILM -- >> Jimmy: WITH EWAN. 455 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:05,852 >> WITH EWAN, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A GREAT GUY HE'S A GOOD ACTOR. 456 00:33:05,852 --> 00:33:07,921 GREAT GUY. >> I LOVE THE MAN TO BITS, YEAH 457 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,657 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOOD, AND YEAH, IT DOES GET VERY EMOTIONAL. 458 00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:13,159 CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING AGAIN, BUDDY. I LOVE YOU, MAN. 459 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:17,931 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND 460 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:19,366 EWAN MCGREGOR IN "OBI WAN KENOBI." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 461 00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:35,081 I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE JEDI >> HELP ME, MASTER QUI-GON 462 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:57,103 GIVE ME STRENGTH >> ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS ALIVE * 463 00:33:57,103 --> 00:34:03,510 HE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR A LONG TIME. [DARTH VADER BREATH] [ CHEERS 464 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:09,249 AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YES! COME ON! 465 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:13,520 HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, EVERYBODY. "OBI WAN KENOBI" IS STREAMING NOW ON DISNEY PLUS 466 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,556 PREACHER LAWSON PERFORMS STANDUP AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 467 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:38,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE SEEN AT THE BLUE ROOM COMEDY 468 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:41,081 CLUB IN SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI, JULY 1ST AND 2ND MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" 469 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:44,217 MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY PREACHER LAWSON. 470 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:48,188 * 471 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:58,264 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI, THANK YOU SO MUCH I GOT FIVE SECONDS 472 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,867 THANK YOU. OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT THIS IS SO COOL. 473 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:03,269 I'M ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON." THIS IS SO COOL. 474 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,072 THIS IS MY FIRST LATE NIGHT, YOU KNOW, THING. AND I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR IT 475 00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:08,875 BECAUSE I HOPE PEOPLE RECOGNIZE ME I LIKE THAT, MAN 476 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,711 THAT'S COOL. I LOVE -- I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE RECOGNIZE -- PEOPLE THINK 477 00:35:11,711 --> 00:35:16,683 THEY'RE BOTHERING ME WHEN THEY RECOGNIZE ME LIKE, "HEY, PREACHER, I DON'T 478 00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:20,086 MEAN TO BOTHER YOU, BUT CAN I GET A PICTURE. THEN I GOT TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE 479 00:35:20,086 --> 00:35:24,391 I DON'T NEED IT FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM. "ALL RIGHT, FINE, I GOT YOU. 480 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:28,862 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I DO ON THE OUTSIDE. 481 00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:32,599 ON THE INSIDE, I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." I LOVE IT. 482 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,868 I JUST -- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE RECOGNIZE ME AND SAY WEIRD THINGS 483 00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:38,371 LIKE SOME PEOPLE COME UP TO ME LIKE, "YOU LOOK BIG ON TV. "OKAY. 484 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:42,876 YOU GOT A BIG TV THEN. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, 485 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:46,346 I'M SORRY YOU CATFISHED YOURSELF BRUH. [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:49,082 LIKE, I'M NOT EVEN SHORT, I'M 5'11 LIKE, ACTUALLY 487 00:35:49,082 --> 00:35:51,484 I'M NOT TINDER 5'11. YOU MEET ME IN PERSON, I'M LIKE, "HEY, BABY 488 00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:56,523 HOW YOU DOING? LET ME GET THAT DOOR FOR YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:59,259 YOU KNOW, IT SAYS I'M 5'9" ONLINE I GOOGLED ME 490 00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:04,297 IT SAYS I'M 5'9. NO I'M NOT BRUH. I'M A MAN, I NEED MY INCHES SO 491 00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:08,335 I TALK TO MY MANAGER I WAS LIKE, "YO, BRO YOU GOT TO FIX THAT." 492 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,036 HE WAS LIKE, "I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT." OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T YOU 493 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:14,140 6'2" IDIOT YOU ALREADY MADE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:17,510 I DON'T KNOW WHO DID THAT, BUT WHEN I SEE YOU, I'M GOING TO HIGH-FIVE YOUR FACE, BRUH. 495 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:21,448 I SWEAR TO BOB -- ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN TRAINING SOME MMA. [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,184 I'VE BEEN DOING UFC. SOME PEOPLE CALL IT UFC. LIKE, "YOU DO UFC? 497 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:28,355 UFC IS THE ORGANIZATION. MMA, MIXED MARTIAL ART IS THE SPORT. 498 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:32,859 IT'S LIKE SAYING, "YOU DO NBA? YOU DO GOLDEN STATE WARRIOR? IT'S BASKETBALL, YOU KNOW, SO 499 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:39,065 I'VE BEEN TRAINING A FEW YEARS I STARTED TRAINING ON MY EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY 500 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:41,568 BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "WOW, I REALLY MISS HER. AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IF SHE 501 00:36:41,568 --> 00:36:43,970 HAS A BOYFRIEND? AND THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:46,806 SO I WAS LIKE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT SO I WENT TO THIS MMA GYM 503 00:36:46,806 --> 00:36:51,311 CALLED UPRISE IN L.A IT WAS GREAT I STARTED HITTING HEAVY BAGS 504 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:54,681 I WAS DOING MITTS AND STUFF, AND MY COACH P. HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAN, YOU MOVE AROUND 505 00:36:54,681 --> 00:36:56,549 PRETTY GOOD. WHY DON'T YOU COME TO ONE OF THESE SPARRING SESSIONS, DO 506 00:36:56,549 --> 00:37:00,820 SOME LIGHT FIGHTING. I'LL DO SOME LIGHT FIGHTING BRUH 507 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,223 ALL YOU DO IS TWIST RIGHT? I GOT IT MAN SO I WENT TO A SPARRING 508 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:08,228 SESSION, AND I BROUGHT A TINDER DATE TO THE SPARRING SESSION -- AND, YEAH, I KNOW NOW. 509 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:15,568 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I -- THE FIRST PERSON I SPARRED, HE WAS LIKE 6'19. 510 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,171 HE WAS THREE PEOPLE BIGGER THAN ME HE HAD TATTOOS 511 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:20,140 I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL KNOW THIS, BUT TATTOOS MAKE YOU STRONGER 512 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:25,045 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T REALIZE HE USED TO DATE THE GIRL THAT I BROUGHT ON 513 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,914 THE TINDER DATE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THEY WERE ENGAGED. 514 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:30,950 THEY HAD CHILDREN TOGETHER I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THAT IS TRUE, BUT HE WAS HITTING ME 515 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:35,121 LIKE THAT. OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:39,926 THIS MAN KICKED ME -- HE KICKED ME IN THE STOMACH SO HARD I HIT THE CABINET. 517 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:42,896 I WAS LIKE, "OH, BLACK LIVES MATTER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE GO 518 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:48,268 THROUGH. HE WAS BLACK TOO I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOING TO DO 519 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:53,173 YOUR BROTHER LIKE THIS?" [ LAUGHTER ] SO I KEPT TRAINING 520 00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:55,909 I KEPT TRAINING, AND I FEEL GOOD SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, 521 00:37:55,909 --> 00:37:59,279 I'M GOING TO DO AN ACTUAL MMA MATCH. SO, I DID MY FIRST ONE IN 522 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:02,349 JANUARY. SO THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. AND I WAS -- PEOPLE LIKE, 523 00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:06,720 "THAT'S WEIRD YOU DO MMA YOU DON'T SEEM VIOLENT." AND I'M NOT. 524 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,656 LIKE, I'M TICKLISH [ LAUGHTER ] IF I'M EVER CHOKING YOU GOOCHIE 525 00:38:09,656 --> 00:38:13,927 GOO YOU OUT. I GOT TO LET YOU GO, YOU KNOW? I LISTEN TO R&B MUSIC WHEN I'M 526 00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:18,198 WORKING OUT. MY WALKOUT SONG TO MY MATCH WAS "STRAWBERRY KISSES" BY 527 00:38:18,198 --> 00:38:23,436 AMBER SIMONE AND MY OPPONENT HE CAME OUT TO, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, DIE 528 00:38:23,436 --> 00:38:26,840 MUSIC. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE SONG, BUT I REMEMBER WALKING OUT AND 529 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,676 I WAS LIKE -- I WAS HAVING A A LOT OF FUN I WAS LIKE -- I WAS LOOSE, AND 530 00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:33,513 I WASN'T NERVOUS AT ALL. MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS WERE THERE 531 00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:36,616 I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT." AND I LOOKED ACROSS THE CAGE, 532 00:38:36,616 --> 00:38:38,518 AND I SEE HIM AND I'M LIKE, "WOW, HE LOOK -- HE WAY BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER. 533 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,387 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "IS THAT A A TATTOO?" 534 00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:44,858 AND THEN - [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THE BELL RANG, AND WE CAME 535 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:47,494 OUT, AND I WAS LIKE, "LET'S GO." AND I HIT HIM THREE PUNCHES 536 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:50,063 LIKE, "POP, POP, POP." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, SNAP, MAYBE I'M A BAD PERSON BECAUSE 537 00:38:50,063 --> 00:38:53,400 I LIKED IT!" [ LAUGHTER ] SO I THREW A BUNCH OF PUNCHES, 538 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,337 BUT I FORGOT TO BREATHE. WHEN YOU WATCH FIGHTERS THEY BREATH LIKE -- 539 00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:04,644 AND I WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT? 540 00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:10,016 SO IMAGINE, IMAGINE SWINGING AS HARD AS YOU CAN UNDERWATER, AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU GET ABOVE 541 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,751 WATER SOMEONE TACKLES YOU. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DID I WAS LIKE, "OH, SNAP. 542 00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:14,921 HE'S TACKLING ME IS HE ON MY BACK IS HE CHOKING ME 543 00:39:14,921 --> 00:39:19,092 YEAH, HE CHOKING ME. AND I LOOK ACROSS THE CAGE, AND I SEE MY BROTHER, HE GOES -- 544 00:39:19,092 --> 00:39:21,928 AH AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" 545 00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:25,465 MY FRIEND WAS RECORDING. HE'S LIKE SLOWLY PUTTING HIS PHONE DOWN LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW 546 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:30,236 THIS DUDE. I HEAR MY MOM YELL OUT, "GET OFF MY BABY! 547 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:38,044 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I THINK I'M LOSING RIGHT NOW. 548 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:40,847 BUT ANYWAY, MY NAME IS PREACHER LAWSON, THANK YOU SO MUCH 549 00:39:40,847 --> 00:39:44,351 I LOVE YOU THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 550 00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:52,759 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PREACHER LAWSON. 551 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:55,161 HE'LL BE AT THE BLUE ROOM IN SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI, JULY 1ST AND 2ND. 552 00:39:55,161 --> 00:40:16,282 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 553 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:21,988 >>> MY THANKS TO JULIE ANDREWS, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, PREACHER LAWSON, ONCE AGAIN. 554 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:26,026 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 555 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:28,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 556 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:32,565 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE