* >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
RYAN GOSLING GUGU MBATHA-RAW, COMEDIAN PETE LEE,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1686
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS ME THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE INDOORS. YEAH IT IS SCORCHING HOT OUTSIDE
TODAY. YEAH, IT'S EVEN HOTTER IN HERE BECAUSE RYAN GOSLING IS MY
GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED THAT RYAN'S HERE. I JUST HOPE THAT WE CAN PATCH
UP OUR FRIENDSHIP AFTER HE STOLE MY LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, RYAN'S HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE, "THE GRAY MAN," WHICH COMES OUT AT NETFLIX --
AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ON NETFLIX YEAH THE MOVIE ALSO STARS
REGE-JEAN PAGE - [ AUDIENCE OOHS AND CHRIS EVANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IF YOU HAVE PLANS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND THIS WEEKEND, YOU
DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE BIG NEWS IS STILL THE
EXTREME HEAT THAT CONTINUES TO SLAM MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD.
I MEAN, IT IS SO HOT OUTSIDE THIS IS CRAZY. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS BUT EVERYTHING IN TIMES SQUARE IS MELTED EXCEPT THE M&Ms
STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] UNTIL ONE PERSON PUTS IT IN
THEIR MOUTH THEN IT'S ALL OVER >> Steve: NOT IN THEIR HAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS BRUTALLY
HOT OUT THERE. APPARENTLY, WE ADDED A NEW SEASON
NOW THERE'S FALL, WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, AND AIR FRYER. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WISH I COULD SAY THE HEAT IS GOING TO EASE UP, BUT THE WEEKEND FORECAST LOOKS EVEN
WORSE. CHECK THIS OUT ON FRIDAY, THEY'RE SAYING IT'S
GONNA BE 97 DEGREES. SATURDAY, OVER 100 [ AUDIENCE OOHS
AND ON SUNDAY, IT'S JUST A A PICTURE OF THE SUN GIVING THE FINGER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY >> Jimmy: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>> Steve: DOUBLE BIRD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE DOUBLE BIRD
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE COUNTRY IS
DEALING WITH RECORD BREAKING TEMPERATURES I SAW THAT THE LOCAL NEWS DID
A HELPFUL STORY ABOUT WAYS TO BEAT THE HEAT. LISTEN TO THIS
A HEAT ALERT, EXPERTS ARE URGING PEOPLE TO KEEP SAFE
>> YEAH, WE'VE GOT TIPS TO HELP YOU STAY COOL ON HOT DAYS LIKE TODAY.
IF YOU CAN, YOU SHOULD AVOID THE OUTDOORS FROM 11:00 A.M. TO 4:00 P.M., STAY HYDRATED, PUT
ICE CUBES ON YOUR NIPPLES, LIMIT THE USE OF YOUR OVEN, YELL, "NOTHING" WHEN YOUR WIFE
WALKS IN AND SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE ICE CUBES?
FRANTICALLY, POP THE CUBES IN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY, "I HAVE TO GO DO OUR TAXES.
AND FINALLY, TURN ON THE A.C. IF YOU GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SEE, THOSE ARE GOOD TIPS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SWITCHING GEARS. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED
THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS A MILD CASE OF COVID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S THE
FIRST POSITIVE NEWS BIDEN'S GOTTEN IN MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I READ THAT TOMORROW FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MIKE PENCE ARE HOLDING DUELING
CAMPAIGN EVENTS IN ARIZONA FOR RIVAL GOVERNOR CANDIDATES. >> Steve: OOH.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS SWEET. AFTER HIS RALLY, TRUMP IS GOING
TO DIRECT HIS SUPPORTERS TO PENCE'S. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP AND PENCE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN.
IT'S WHY ARIZONA JUST CHANGED THEIR STATE MOTTO TO "AWKWARRRD."
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, EVERYBODY. UNITED AIRLINES IS PARTNERING
WITH A COMPANY CALLED BOOM, WHICH IS MAKING SUPERSONIC JETS THAT TRAVEL TWICE AS FAST AS
REGULAR PLANES PASSENGERS WERE LIKE, "DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO BOARD
A PLANE CALLED BOOM? [ LAUGHTER ] BOOM
IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR HOUSE BUILT BY A COMPANY NAMED KINDLING
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I HEARD THAT DOOR DASH IS NOW
REQUIRING THEIR DRIVERS TO DELIVER ALCOHOL TO CHECK CUSTOMERS' I.D.s IN PERSON
YEP, THAT WILL WORK JUST AS WELL AS BARTENDERS CHECKING VACCINE CARDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, THAT'S GOOD YEAH, COME ON IN."
YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA CHECK I.D.s THE SAME WAY CASHIERS VERIFY THE SIGNATURE ON THE BACK OF
YOUR CREDIT CARD [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, YOU'RE TOM --
[ GIBBERISH "PERFECT." SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, "SHARK
WEEK" OFFICIALLY KICKS OFF THIS SUNDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEEING ADS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I'M SEEING PROMOS -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, THEY JUST
RELEASED A NEW PROMO WATCH THIS
>> "SHARK WEEK" IS BACK. ALL THE GREAT WHITES, ALL THE ATTACKS, AND ALL THE EXACT SAME
CONTENT WE'VE BEEN AIRING FOR OVER 30 YEARS, AND NOBODY'S NOTICED.
"SHARK WEEK. IF YOU GET INTO WHALES, LET US KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S INTERESTING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS A NEW POLL FOUND THAT 70% OF AMERICANS REMAIN LOYAL TO THE
BRANDS THEY USED WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP YEAH
THAT'S WHY EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER, I HAVE A JAR OF GERBER [ LAUGHTER ]
EVERY KARDASHIAN IS LIKE, "IT'S TRUE, WHEN I WAS A BABY, I WORE PRADA AND I STILL WEAR PRADA."
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO, OH, NO, EMMANUEL, NO
EMMANUEL, NO EMMANUEL EMMANUEL, NO, NO."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE BEING A MENACE. EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT.
HE'S NOT LISTENING CAN I GET SOMEONE HERE TO HELP
ME OH, MY GOSH, TAYLOR BLAKE! IT'S TAYLOR.
TAYLOR BLAKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO NICE TO SEE YOU
THANK YOU. TAYLOR, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, PLEASE
>> I CAN TRY LET ME SEE EMMANUEL, NO
DON'T DO IT. EMMANUEL, DO NOT -- EMMANUEL, DO NOT DO IT
EMMANUEL, NO EMMANUEL TODD LOPEZ, NO. EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT.
OH -- OH, NO, NOT YOU TOO, JIMMY. JIMMY, DON'T DO IT
JIMMY, JIMMY, NO JIMMY, DO NOT DO IT. JIMMY, JIMMY, CHOOSE COMEDY.
CHOOSE JOY, JIMMY. JAMES THOMAS FALLON JR., DON'T YOU DO IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO NOT DO IT, JIMMY. YOU'RE HERE TO TELL JOKES,
JIMMY. YOU'RE HERE TO TELL JOKES. DON'T DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU TWO GO AHEAD
CHOOSE LOVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU SO MUCH. COME ON.
TAYLOR BLAKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAYLOR BLAKE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. >> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TAYLOR.
[ COUGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY YOU GUYS, BEYONCE JUST
REVEALED THE TRACK LIST FOR HER NEW ALBUM "RENAISSANCE," SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME TO
PLAY "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG." HERE WE GO
SONG GUESS THE BEYONC SONG *
>> Jimmy: NOW HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. I'M GOING TO GIVE SOMEONE THREE
DIFFERENT SONG TITLES. ONE IS THE REAL BEYONCE SONG THE OTHER TWO ARE MADE UP.
YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET A
A PRIZE. IF YOU GET IT WRONG, YOU STILL GET A PRIZE.
OKAY, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG."
NO ONE ON THIS SIDE. OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, RIGHT THERE. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME >> DEEGAN.
>> Jimmy: DEEGAN WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> NEW YORK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DEEGAN, WHICH ONE OF THESE IS A REAL BEYONCE SONG
FROM HER NEW ALBUM "RENAISSANCE." IS IT A, "ROBOT DIVA," B,
"ALIEN SUPERSTAR," OR C, "MONSTER INFLUENCER" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WANT TO SAY A, "ROBOT DIVA." >> Jimmy: THAT IS INCORRECT.
IT IS NOT "ROBOT DIVA. [ BUZZER ] THE REAL ANSWER IS "ALIEN
SUPERSTAR," BUT YOU GET THIS VERY SPECIAL "ROBOT DIVA" SWEATSHIRT THAT WE MADE, RIGHT
THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FANTASTIC
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET'S DO ONE MORE. WHO ELSE WANTS TO DO ONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU GET -- CAN YOU GET OVER HERE
YEAH, HERE YOU GO. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM >> HI. I'M ANNA KATE.
I'M FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA. >> Jimmy: ATLANTA, HEY WE LOVE ATLANTA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, EVERYONE IN ATLANTA. ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF THESE
IS A REAL BEYONCE SONG IS IT A, "SLICK CHICK," IS IT B, "QUICKY QUICK, TIKI TAKI,"
OR IS IT C, "THIQUE. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH C, "THIQUE."
[ DRUMROLL ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
[ DING ] [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GET A "QUICKY QUICK, TIKI TAKI" SWEATSHIRT
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
RYAN GOSLING IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RYAN GOSLING, MY MAN
GUGU MBATHA-RAW IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! AND WE HAVE GREAT FUNNY
STANDUP FROM PETE LEE. LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES.
COME ON WITH ME, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE GOT PETE LEE HERE
HEY, JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THIS SEASON OF "THE BACHELORETTE"
FOR HAVING TWO BACHELORETTES, WHICH SOUNDS CRAZY UNTIL YOU REALIZE IT ALSO HAS TWO
JUSTINS, TWO JAREDS, AND 38 JORDAN Rs [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"I'M JORDAN R., I'M AN ENTREPRENEUR." *
THANK YOU, "THE GRAY MAN" FOR BEING A NEW NETFLIX THRILLER ABOUT TWO MEN FIGHTING TO THE
DEATH OVER WHETHER IT'S SPELLED G-R-A-Y OR G-R-E-Y [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? IF YOU'RE FROM THE U.K
* THANK YOU, EATING S'MORES AROUND A CAMPFIRE, FOR MAKING
SURE I'M NOWHERE NEAR A SINK OR A NAPKIN AFTER HOLDING THE STICKIEST FOOD EVER MADE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: RUB DIRT >> Jimmy: RUB DIRT ON IT
>> Steve: I DON'T KNOW * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DELTA
AIRLINES FLIGHT THAT BLEW OUT TWO TIRES WHILE LANDING AT LAX, OR AS SPIRIT AIRLINES PUT,
"SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING PLANES WITH WHEELS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THEY TOLD YOU SO *
THANK YOU, AIR CONDITIONERS AND HOT POCKETS, FOR BEING TWO WAYS TO KEEP THINGS COLD ON THE
INSIDE WHEN IT'S HOT ON THE OUTSIDE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
JUST KEEP EATING IT. IT'LL COOL OFF *
THANK YOU, POPSICLES, FOR MAKING YOUR 7-YEAR-OLD LOOK LIKE THEY JUST TOOK DOWN A
A BOTTLE OF MERLOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, STRING CHEESE, FOR LOOKING LIKE MOZZARELLA STICKS AT A NUDE BEACH.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN GOSLING, EVERYBODY. OH, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I WALK OUT IN THE BACKYARD
AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND KEN, JIMMY FACE DOWN IN THE MUD NEXT TO A
A SQUISHED LEMON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- THIS
IS A PHOTO -- YOU TOOK A PHOTO OF IT. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU GOT TO
DO THIS MOVIE. >> I MUST. >> Jimmy: THE UTTER DISRESPECT
>> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW JUST A REMINDER, WE HAVE A NEW
THING WE'RE DOING CALLED THE "FALLON BOOK CLUB. WE'RE STARTING A BOOK CLUB
YESTERDAY, WE ANNOUNCED OUR VERY FIRST BOOK, "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW" BY
GABRIELLE ZEVIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO BE READING THIS
OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. I STARTED READING IT A LITTLE. >> Steve: WHEN
LAST NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST -- I -- LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS AGO
I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH. I HAVE TO START A LITTLE BIT JUST SO I KNOW WHAT BOOK I WANT
TO CHOOSE FOR THE BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE.
THIS IS THE JAM. IT'S A LOVE STORYISH >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S SET IN THE '90s THESE TWO KIDS HAVEN'T SEEN
EACH OTHER IN A WHILE. THEY -- THEY KNOW EACH OTHER FROM SCHOOL.
THEY'RE COMPUTER NERDS THEY -- THEY START A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER
THEY CREATE A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER AND THEN YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED ABOUT IT
THERE WAS A LINE IN HERE HE SEES THIS GIRL HE HASN'T SEEN SINCE GRADE SCHOOL OR
SOMETHING, OR HIGH SCHOOL, AND HE SEES HER ON THE TRAIN, AND HE YELLS AT HER AND HE'S LIKE,
"SADIE GREEN!" AND SHE DOESN'T TURN AROUND. HE'S LIKE, "SADIE GREEN" AND HE
GOES, "SADIE GREEN, YOU DIED OF DYSENTERY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE TURNS AROUND -- IF ANYONE -- DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME, OREGON TRAIL
>> Steve: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, IT WAS LIKE
A GOOD -- IT WAS A REALLY FUNNY LINE I GO, "OH, THAT'S A GOOD
REFERENCE. SO, AND -- ANYWAYS, SO IT'S LIKE THAT.
IT'S WELL-WRITTEN. IT'S GOOD. IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ALONG
WITH ME, PICK UP A COPY. GO TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY I WILL BE POSTING UPDATES ON MY
SOCIALS TO LET YOU KNOW WHERE I'M AT AND WHAT I THINK OF THE BOOK
THEN LATER, WE'LL HAVE THE AUTHOR, GABRIELLE ZEVIN, ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT IT.
IT IS THE "FALLON BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO BE
FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FBC.
>> Steve: "FBC"! >> Jimmy: "FBC"! WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW,
"SURFACE," WHICH PREMIERES GLOBALLY JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS
GUGU MBATHA-RAW IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE GOT STAND-UP FROM
PETE LEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, HE IS A TWO-TIME
OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM MOVIES LIKE "LA LA LAND," "DRIVE," AND "THE
NOTEBOOK." NOW HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX MOVIE, "THE GRAY MAN," WHICH
BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME RYAN GOSLING!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RYAN GOSLING.
THAT'S -- COME ON, BUDDY >> COME ON >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU. >> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO, AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU, OF COURSE
YES. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT IS NICE TO -- >> EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE ONCE IN THEIR LIFE.
WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THE ROOTS PLAYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
EXACTLY, YEAH. >> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO
BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE AND A CROWD? I MEAN, THEY LOVE YOU.
COME ON, BUD >> HI, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS PHOTO I SAW >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT IT I SAW --
>> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT BROKE -- IT
OFFICIALLY BROKE THE INTERNET. >> WELL, YOU KNOW THE INTERNET'S BEEN TRYING TO BREAK
ME FOR YEARS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
SO IT FINALLY GOT YOU. >> SO IT GAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE KEN IN THE NEW "BARBIE" MOVIE AND THIS IS -- THIS IS
FANTASTIC. WERE YOU -- WERE YOU SURPRISED BY THE GREAT REACTION THIS
PHOTO GOT? >> I WAS SO SURPRISED HOW, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WERE, KIND
OF, CLUTCHING THEIR PEARLS ABOUT MY KEN AS THOUGH THEY EVER THOUGHT ABOUT KEN FOR A
A SECOND BEFORE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE UNDERAPPRECIATED. >> THEY NEVER PLAYED WITH KEN. >> Jimmy: UNDERAPPRECIATED
CHARACTER, KEN >> THEY NEVER PLAYED WITH KEN. NOBODY PLAYS WITH KEN, MAN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T REALLY PLAY WITH KEN
>> DID YOU PLAY WITH KEN >> Jimmy: UM -- >> EXACTLY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T PLAY WITH HIM
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT WAS AVAILABLE.
>> AND YET -- >> Jimmy: HE STAYED IN THE TOY BOX.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S AN -- HE'S AN ACCESSORY AND NOT EVEN ONE OF THE COOL
ONES >> Jimmy: HE'S AN ACCESSORY OF BARBIES.
YES. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE
WAS A THING ON -- IN "VANITY FAIR." THEY SAID THEY THINK THEY KNOW
WHY YOU CHOSE THE ROLE OF KEN. BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOVE OF JEAN JACKETS.
>> OH. >> Jimmy: AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S YOU THROUGHOUT THE YEARS LOVING THE JEAN JACKET I DO -- I DO LIKE A GOOD JEAN
JACKET IF I CAN ROCK IT. BUT -- BUT THAT IS NOT THE REASON WHY YOU CHOSE KEN
>> DID YOU BRING ME ON YOUR SHOW TO DENIM SHAME ME >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, BY DENIM -- YEAH -- >> THERE'S NO DENIM SHAME IN MY
GAME, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN. I LOVE YOUR DENIM.
>> I LOVE DENIM. >> Jimmy: NO, I WANT TO SET UP THIS STORY BECAUSE IT MADE ME
LAUGH. YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, THE REASON WHY I TOOK THIS ROLE -
YOU GOT A CALL FROM GRETA GERWIG OR AN EMAIL >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: FROM GRETA, WHO'S A GREAT ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER
AND SHE OFFERED YOU THE ROLE OF KEN. >> YES
AND YOU WENT OUT IN YOUR BACKYARD AND YOU WERE -- YOU KNOW, YOU JUST WANTED TO THINK
ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO IN THE
BACKYARD >> BEST SCRIPT I'VE EVER READ. I WALK OUT IN THE BACKYARD AND
YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND KEN, JIMMY? FACE DOWN IN THE MUD NEXT TO A
A SQUISHED LEMON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- THIS
IS A PHOTO -- YOU TOOK A PHOTO OF IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND THIS IS A SIGN [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU GOT TO
DO THIS MOVIE. >> I MUST. >> Jimmy: THE UTTER DISRESPECT
>> I TEXTED IT TO GRETA, AND I SAID, "I SHALL BE YOUR KEN." [ LAUGHTER ]
"FOR HIS STORY MUST BE TOLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HIS STORY MUST BE TOLD.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS GUY. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SITUATION HERE
YOU WERE -- I KNOW YOU'RE DOING PRESS FOR "THE GRAY MAN. DUDE, TALK ABOUT ACTION ON TOP
OF ACTION ON TOP OF ACTION >> AND THEN MORE ACTION. >> Jimmy: AND THEN MORE ACTION
>> AND THEN SOME SNEAKY ACTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY SNUCK A LITTLE ACTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S A LITTLE ACTION IN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DO YOU KNOW IN MOST ACTION
FILMS THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR TO FIVE ACTION MOMENTS, BIG ACTION MOMENTS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS HAS NINE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT'S FOUR AND FIVE. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S FIVE -- THAT'S FIVE ADDED ACTIONS.
>> WE PACK THE ACTION. >> Jimmy: YES, YOU DO. >> IT'S ACTION PACKED.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ACTION PACKED AND YOU'VE GOT MY MAN, CHRIS EVANS, AS WELL IN THIS
AND -- YEAH LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO, I MUST SAY YOU'RE ROCKING
SOME PRETTY AWESOME FACIAL HAIR YOU GOT THE GOATEE
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT THE MUSTACHE
>> YEAH. OUR FACIAL HAIR HAD DIFFERENT ACTING STYLES.
HIS -- >> Jimmy: AH >> HIS MUSTACHE WENT TO THE
STELLA ADLER SCHOOL AND MY GOATEE WAS MEISNER >> Jimmy: MEISNER, OF COURSE
>> AND IT'S ELECTRIC ON SET, BUT IT'S OFF CAMERA. >> Jimmy: IT'S OFF CAMERA,
YEAH >> IT'S TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS "THE GRAY
MAN" ABOUT WHAT DO PEOPLE -- WHAT SHOULD THEY EXPECT BESIDES ACTION AND
FUN? >> IT STARTS WITH ACTION >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THEN YOU FIND OUT THIS CHARACTER -- THEY PULL HIM OUT
OF PRISON TO BE A SPY BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A SPY, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. >> HE'D RATHER BE AT HOME WATCHING NETFLIX LIKE THE REST
OF US. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. OF COURSE.
>> BE HE CAN'T HE HAS TOO THEY'RE FORCING HIM TO DO IT
>> Jimmy: PULL HIM BACK IN >> THE ONLY WAY HE GETS OUT IS TO GO BACK IN.
MORE ACTION. >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
>> AMAZING CAST, AMAZING CHARACTERS, AND THEN WE CLOSE IT OUT WITH SO MUCH ACTION
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RYAN GOSLING IN "THE
GRAY MAN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'RE IN MY SHOT.
>> YOU GAVE ME AN EMPTY GUN? >> THE SHELLS WERE COMING, OKAY
>> HUH >> THE SHELLS WERE COMING. YOU RAN AWAY TOO FAST.
>> THEN YOU NEED TO SAY, "HEY, WAIT THAT'S EMPTY."
>> NO, IT'S ASSUMED. >> I ASSUMED IT'S LOADED SO I RUN AFTER THE GUY.
>> WHO THROWS A LOADED GUN >> I ASKED FOR A LOADED GUN. >> NO ONE THROWS A LOADED
WEAPON, OKAY ARE YOU COMING [ GROANS ]
I'M GOING TO BLEED OUT WHILE WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION >> OH, MY GOD.
>> CAN WE JUST UNPACK THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
LET'S JUST UNPACK THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. RYAN GOSLING, "THE GRAY MAN,"
EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU, MAN.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS IT GROSSING YOU
OUT? >> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? *
>> Jimmy: WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND STOP
IT'S GROSS IS IT GROSSING YOU OUT >> WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE NAIL, MAN >> Jimmy: MY NAIL WAS -- YEAH, I -- I HIT MY NAIL
>> WHAT'S HAPPENED >> Jimmy: IT'S -- I HAVE A A BLACK NAIL
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
THERE WAS A SCREEN DOOR. I WAS -- I SLAMMED MY PINKY IN A SCREEN DOOR.
>> HHM >> Jimmy: I WAS HOLDING THE SCREEN
IT WAS ONE OF THE SCREEN DOORS THAT GO LIKE - AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S NICE."
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WENT, "WHAP! [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO IT GOT ME IS IT BUMMING YOU OUT? >> IT LOOKS FUNGUSY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S BLACK [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT FUNGUSY
IT'S JUST BLACK. AND -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE -- >> Jimmy: SORRY, I -- WE DIDN'T EVEN --
>> HAVING TWO -- TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I HAVE -- [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO -- >> JUST SAYING, IF YOU WANT -- I MEAN, IT IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SHALL WE DO THE HONORS
>> IT IS -- I MEAN, JIMMY, YOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE RIGHT NOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- >> THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
LOOK AT THIS IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS FANTASTIC. YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
RYAN GOSLING, EVERYBODY. "THE GRAY MAN" BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW.
WHEN WE COME BACK, RYAN AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> WE SPENT THE SUMMER AT THE
GYM GETTING JACKED SO, YOU SPILL THE BEANS, PUNK. OR I MIGHT JUST TURN THE
CHANNEL WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN,
CALM DOWN! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I AM HERE WITH RYAN GOSLING. HE STARS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU.
HE STARS IN THAT HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, NEW NETFLIX MOVIE "THE GRAY MAN.
NOW, RYAN, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE AN AMAZING MOVIE ACTOR. BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT
NOT KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE ALSO AN ACCOMPLISHED TELEVISION ACTOR. AND WE -- BACK IN THE '90s, WE
STARRED IN A TV SHOW TOGETHER. CALLED -- IT WAS A CRIME SERIES
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS >> YEAH, I REMEMBER. "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS CALLED "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP." THAT'S CORRECT, YES.
WE PLAYED TWO DETECTIVE PARTNERS BUT WE WERE BOTH THE TOUGH COP.
AND MAN, WE DIDN'T PLAY BY THE BOOK AT ALL. >> NO, I MEAN, IT GOT
CANCELLED. >> Jimmy: IT DID GET CANCELLED >> IT WAS WAY, WAY, WAY TOO
TOUGH FOR TV >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE SLOGAN. THE SLOGAN WAS "IT WAS TOO
TOUGH FOR TV." >> IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGH. >> Jimmy: WAY TOO TOUGH FOR TV
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE ANYWAY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON A CLIP.
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEP. HERE'S ME AND RYAN GOSLING IN
A SCENE FROM THE 90's CRIME SHOW, "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* >> "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP."
* >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SCUMBAG WE KNOW YOU WHACKED
RICHIE BADABUCCO AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL US WHERE THE BODY IS!
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK, HUH THEN YOU'RE LEAVING US NO CHOICE
WE'RE GOING TO GET TOUGH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GET REAL TOUGH.
>> WE'RE GOING TO GET SO TOUGH >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO -- WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT
BACK AND MAKE YOU LOOK AT HOW BAD A JOB WE DID PARALLEL PARKING MY CAR
>> YOU'VE GOT A REAL NICE FACE THERE. IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY
SNAPPED AN UNFLATTERING PHOTO OF IT. A PERSON MIGHT POST THAT PHOTO
TOO AND MAYBE IT BECOMES A A MEME I DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T KNOW! STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SQUIRT A DAB OF
WASABI MUSTARD ON IT DAMN IT, WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE WITH THIS GUY.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT'S LIKE HE'S MADE OF GRANITE
WHAT DO WE DO? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
IT'S TIME TO GET MEDIEVAL. YOU HOLD HIS ARMS UP, AND THEN I'LL TICKLE THE CRAP OUT OF HIS
ARMPITS WITH A FEATHER >> YOU ARE ONE SICK SON OF A A B-WORD COME ON!
>> Jimmy: GET READY TO TALK MOTHER[ BLEEP *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I ALMOST FORGOT HOW
INTENSE THAT SERIES WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS REALLY INTENSE
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T AS INTENSE AS THE NEXT SERIES THAT WE DID, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP"? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SAID THAT ONE WAS TOO TOUGHER FOR TV
YEAH WELL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO -
>> IT'S PROBABLY WHY IT GOT CANCELLED. >> Jimmy: IT GOT CANCELLED AS
WELL THEY BROUGHT IT BACK JUST TO CANCEL IT.
IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGH >> WAY TOUGHER >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I TALKED TO THE --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. >> Jimmy: I TALKED TO THE
PRODUCERS. >> WE HAVE IT? >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP OF
THAT SHOW TOO. THAT SERIES. >> HOW DO YOU DO IT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE IS A SCENE FROM "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP.
>> "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP." >> Jimmy: BACK AGAIN FOR
ANOTHER ROUND, HUH [ LAUGHTER ] GET UP
YOU SIT. YOU SIT. SIT DOWN
ON THE CHAIR NORMAL. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON >> SIT DOWN!
SIT DOWN >> Jimmy: SIT. >> STAY DOWN
SIT DOWN >> SIT DOWN. >> Jimmy: WELL, IF YOU THOUGHT
WE WERE TOUGH BEFORE, I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD TOUGH.
>> WE SPENT THE SUMMER AT THE GYM GETTING JACKED SO, YOU SPILL THE BEANS, PUNK.
OR I MIGHT JUST TURN THE CHANNEL WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN! I'M GOING TO TREAT -- I'M GOING
TO TREAT YOUR FACE LIKE THE DISPLAY BONGO AT GUITAR CENTER AND I'M ITCHING TO PLAY MY
FAVORITE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND SONG, "ANTS MARCHING." [ SLAPPING ]
>> GET UP, GET UP. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME
>> HE'S GOT ME, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: GET OFF HIM. GET THE HELL OFF HIM
>> GET HIM OFF ME. GET HIM OFF ME >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE DOING THE
NO HAIR THING NOW. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT THAT'S IT.
>> YEAH, COME ON >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HIM? >> NOTHING TO SAY, HUH
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT I'M DONE PLAYING NICE GUY. SOMEONE'S GOING TO LOSE THEIR
NOSE >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YES
WHO'S GOT YOUR NOSE YOU STUPID MOTHER[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T MAKE -- THEY DON'T MAKE TV LIKE THAT YOU WEAR YOUR JACKET THE SAME
AS ME. >> THAT'S MY STYLE, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THEY DON'T MAKE TV LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I'VE GOT TO SAY.
>> I GUESS -- I BET I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT GOT CANCELLED. PEOPLE COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TRUE. WE DID HAVE ONE FINAL SPINOFF THOUGH
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, "TOUGHEST COP, TOUGHEST COP. >> Jimmy: "TOUGHEST COP,
TOUGHEST COP." AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCENE FROM THE SHOW.
>> AND IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGHEST >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP >> WAY TOO TOUGHEST.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. >> HOW ARE YOU GETTING THESE
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP, HERE WE GO. >> THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE
PAST
*
>> "TOUGHEST COP, TOUGHEST COP. >> Jimmy: OH
OH SURPRISE, SURPISE. LOOK WHO'S BACK.
HUH? AFTER THREE YEARS, YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO TALK?
HUH? ONE SLAP IS ALL IT TAKES >> SIT DOWN!
SIT DOWN >> Jimmy: YOUR HAIR? YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR HAIR ON
>> PUT YOUR HAIR ON! >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOUR MUSTACHE IS ON HIS HEAD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE AND
YOU KNOW THAT! THAT'S HIS MUSTACHE! >> THAT'S MINE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HIS MUSTACHE. >> GIVE ME THAT! >> Jimmy: GIVE ME THAT BEARD
AND HE WEARS YOUR BEARD. THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. YOU WANT TO BE TOUGH NOW
>> WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD? >> Jimmy: WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD, DUDE
>> DUDE, TAKE MY MUSTACHE? >> Jimmy: WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD, DUDE
NOW, LISTEN TO ME. IMMA TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> SIT DOWN!
>> Jimmy: NOW, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO >> TALK TO HIM
TALK TO HIM, JIMMY I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM!
>> Jimmy: DON'T KICK ME. NOW, LISTEN. WE CAN DO THIS
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN. YOU WANT TO TALK YOU GOING TO TALK NOW, DUDE?
YOU GOING TO TALK? YOU GOING TO TALK? NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU START
TALKING RIGHT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TELL HIM WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO
DO TO HIM. >> IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW --
>> PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN YOU SICK - >> PULL IT DOWN!
IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO WHISPER INTO MY PARTNER'S EAR, AND HE'S
GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE, YOU'RE GOING TO
WONDER WHAT THAT JOKE WAS! >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT NOW, LOOK, TAKE MY MUSTACHE.
AND YOU WEAR MY MUSTACHE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND GUESS WHAT
GET READY TO BE PILEDRIVED, DUDE YOU SICK MOTHER[ BLEEP ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT STILL HOLDS UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO RYAN GOSLING. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FANTASTIC ACTRESS.
SHE STARS IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW, "SURFACE," WHICH PREMIERES
GLOBALLY JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
GUGU MBATHA-RAW.
*
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY, WELCOME
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I -- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON.
>> I KNOW. IT WAS ON ZOOM LAST TIME >> Jimmy: WE WERE ZOOMING.
BUT I APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT BACK THEN BECAUSE WE NEEDED TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE >> OH, IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE IN PERSON.
>> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "LOKI" -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- BEFORE IT CAME OUT. AND NOW IT'S THE MOST WATCHED
MARVEL SERIES ON DISNEY PLUS, SO IS THAT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT BLEW UP, IT BLEW UP
>> I KNOW. IT JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR SIX EMMYS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WELL DESERVED. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOW COOL IS THAT
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU
SAW IT BECOME THE BIGGEST THING? >> OH, IT WAS SO SURREAL
I MEAN, THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS AMAZING. AND FOR ME TO JOIN SOMETHING
THAT HAS SUCH A HUGE FAN BASE. AND OBVIOUSLY, TOM HIDDLESTON PLAYED THAT CHARACTER FOR SUCH
A LONG TIME. SO, TO BE, YOU KNOW, THIS MORALLY AMBIGUOUS CHARACTER
LIKE RAVONNA RENSLAYER IS, KIND OF, REALLY COOL FOR ME >> Jimmy: IT, KIND OF,
INTRODUCED THE MULTIVERSE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- TO THE WORLD.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MULTIVERSE?
>> DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THE MULTIVERSE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I'M A LITTLE -- I THINK I DO I ACT LIKE I DO.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT DON'T TEST ME ON IT. >> I KNOW.
I, KIND OF, FEEL LIKE WE NEED A TUTORIAL ON IT WHEN WE FIRST STARTED THE FIRST
SEASON OF "LOKI," TOM GAVE US A BIG "LOKI" PRESENTATION, KIND OF, A POWERPOINT ON HIS
CHARACTER AND HISTORY. >> Jimmy: HE EXPLAINED IT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: FROM LOKI HIMSELF? >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC
>> FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH, BUT I FEEL LIKE WE NEED ONE FOR THE MULTIVERSE
>> Jimmy: DO YOU -- ARE YOU FILMING SEASON TWO >> YES, WE JUST STARTED.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OVER IN LONDON,
RIGHT? 'CAUSE I -- >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN -- EVERYTHING IS QUIET AND UNDER WRAPS AND --
>> IT IS IT IS, I'M AFRAID. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE TOO
MUCH AWAY. BUT -- >> Jimmy: NO
>> BUT NO, IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT TO BE BACK AND IT, KIND OF, FEELS LIKE,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE MY CHARACTER DEALS WITH THE TIME AND TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY, BEING BACK
IN THAT WORLD, IT'S -- IT'S LIKE NO TIME HAS PAST. >> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW, "SURFACE,"
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. YOU STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCE IT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF WORK >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS CAN YOU EXPLAIN -- BASICALLY, YOU PLAY A CHARACTER WHO'S LOST
HER MEMORY >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN SHE'S TRYING
TO GET HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER REALLY >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I PLAY SOPHIE ELLIS. AND THE WHOLE SHOW IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER SET IN
SAN FRANCISCO. AND BASICALLY, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, SOPHIE, WE
DISCOVER, HAS LOST HER MEMORY AFTER AN ACCIDENT. AND SHE, SORT OF, IS TRYING TO
PUT THE PIECES BACK OF HER LIFE TOGETHER AND SHE DISCOVERS THAT HER
HUSBAND, MAYBE SHE CAN'T TRUST AND THE WHOLE -- THERE'S SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS, BUT
THERE'S A, SORT OF, DID SHE JUMP OR WAS SHE PUSHED ELEMENT TO THIS ACCIDENT
AND WE, SORT OF, GET SUCKED INTO HER LIFE AND, YOU KNOW, THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF
SAN FRANCISCO. IT'S REALLY INTERESTING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP RIGHT HERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S
GUGU MBATHA-RAW IN "SURFACE. TAKE A LOOK.
[ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ] >> SIR, WHICH WAY ARE YOU TAKING US?
[ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ] YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS LANE
>> THIS IS THE BEST WAY. DON'T WORRY. >> NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WAY GOES OVER THE BRIDGE. I CAN'T GO OVER THE WATER.
JUST PULL OVER, PLEASE LET ME OUT [ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> LET ME OUT OF THE CAR >> ALL RIGHT
HERE ALL RIGHT. UNLOCKED, GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY TOO, SPEAKING OF WATER, THERE'S A
A REALLY GOOD UNDERWATER SCENE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IT'S TOUGH TO
DO UNDERWATER ACTING >> YEAH, I MEAN, I'VE WATCHED MOVIES AND TV SHOWS WITH
UNDERWATER SCENES MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE.
AND I HAVE TO SAY IT IS A REAL CHALLENGE. I HAVE TO JUMP INTO THIS, YOU
KNOW, BIG TANK AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I JUMP AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT, SORT OF, SCREW MY FACE UP
AND THE DIRECTOR IS LIKE, "YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR FACE UP. YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, MAKING
THIS WEIRD FACE. AND I FEEL LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT.
I'M JUST HOLDING MY BREATH, TRYING TO SAVE ALIVE." >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT SOMEONE
WOULD DO IF THEY GO UNDERWATER >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
NO >> AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO. YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR FACE UP."
>> Jimmy: "YOU'RE AN ACTOR." >> "WATCH THIS WATCH THE PLAYBACK."
AND EVERY TIME I WAS JUST LIKE - AND THEY WERE SLOWING IT DOWN.
AND SO, IT WAS, KIND OF, REALLY BAD. BUT IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE IN
YOUR -- YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR NATURAL ELEMENT, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND YOUR FACE DOES SUCH DIFFERENT THINGS >> Jimmy: NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO
UNDERWATER ACT >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
GUGU MBATHA-RAW, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SURFACE" PREMIERES GLOBALLY
JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS WE'LL BE BACK WITH STAND-UP FROM PETE LEE.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS COMEDY SPECIAL, "TALL, DARK, AND PLEASANT" AVAILABLE
ON SHOWTIME. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY PETE LEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* >> OH, YES
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE. LOOK AT ME OUT HERE DRESSED LIKE ELLEN
I -- [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH, YEAH
OH MAN I'M CELEBRATING BECAUSE TODAY MARKS 23 YEARS OF ME BEING NOT
SOBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YEAH
AND IF YOU'RE SOBER, I'M A A PEOPLE PLEASER, SO, OH, MY GOD, ME TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO SOBER FOR SEVERAL HOURS A DAY.
AND THEN THE DAY GETS BETTER I HAVE FRIENDS THAT JUDGE MY DRINKING
THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT STUFF WILL TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE
I'M LIKE, EH, NOT THE GOOD ONES [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, I'M NOT GOING TO TREAT THESE GOOD YEARS HOPING TO GET THOSE YEARS WHERE I LOSE
CONTROL OF MY BODILY FACULTIES, I FORGET EVERYTHING, AND I FALL DOWN EVERYWHERE I GO WHEN I CAN
ENJOY ALL OF THAT RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THANKS TO DRINKING
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
I TRUST DRINKERS THEY'RE FUN, YOU KNOW? I SAW A GUY WITH A HAT ON THE
OTHER DAY, IT SAID, "I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD
IS DRINKING OUTDOORS AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT. WELL, IT DIDN'T SAY ALL THAT
IT JUST SAID "YETI." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
BUT THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT COME ON, NOBODY LOVES COOLERS THAT MUCH.
THAT'S LIKE SOMEBODY WHO LOVES NOSE CANDY WEARING A HAT THAT SAYS "MIRRORS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. I HAVE THE BODY OF A DRINKER
I'VE GOT A LITTLE TUMMY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE A TUMMY I TAKE LONG WALKS ALMOST EVERY
SINGLE MORNING, YOU KNOW, TO GO GET MY CAR AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT, NO, I HAVE A LITTLE TUMMY I GOTTA DOUBLE CHIN.
DOES ANYBODY IN HERE HAVE THE -- LOOK AT THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, LOOK AT ME I'M CHINNING TATUM
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I LIKE MY DOUBLE CHIN.
IT KEEPS ME SAFE, RIGHT? YOU COULDN'T PUT ME IN A HEAD LOCK, RIGHT?
TRY TO PUT ME IN A HEAD LOCK YOU'D BE LIKE, "I GOT YA." I'D BE LIKE, "NOPE."
[ LAUGHTER ] COULDN'T DO IT [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU COULDN'T DO IT AND I'M NOT A BAD LOOKING GUY. FROM HERE ON UP, YOU'RE LIKE,
"OH, WHO'S THAT? BUT HERE I JUST GOT THIS GOING ON
I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH OF A SUPER GOOD LOOKING GUY RIGHT WHEN HE WAS
AT THE DOWN BOUNCE OF A DIVING BOARD. LIKE YES, YES, NO.
YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AH, THANK YOU.
BUT YOU CAN'T CHOOSE WHERE YOU STORE FAT ON YOUR BODY DOESN'T THAT SUCK?
IF I COULD CHOOSE, I'D STORE IT UNDERNEATH MY FEET 'CAUSE THEN WHEN PEOPLE ARE
LIKE, "DUDE, HOW FAT ARE YOU?" I'LL BE LIKE, 6'4. I'M SO FAT, I CAN DUNK, BRO.
IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE. IT FEELS GOOD TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE AGAIN, YOU KNOW
I LOVE CONNECTING. THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AFTER
MY SHOW. HE WAS THIS BIG, BURLY BIKER DUDE
TEARDROP TATTOO, RIGHT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I'M JUST TRYING TO CONNECT
I'M LIKE, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE [ LAUGHTER ]
I AM A CRYER [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS LIKE, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "THE NOTEBOOK"
"IF YOU'RE A BIRD, I'M A BIRD. YEAH, I JUST LIKE TO CHOOSE KINDNESS
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD NEVER GHOST A GAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT GHOSTING A GAL
IS WELL, THERE'S LOTS OF DIFFERENT VARIATIONS NOWADAYS.
BUT TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING IT'S WHERE A MAN HAS SEX WITH A LADY AND AFTERWARDS HE NEVER CALLS
HER, TEXTS HER, OR SEES HER AGAIN. HE JUST VANISHES LIKE A GHOST.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, FELLAS
DON'T DO THAT. THAT IS RUDE BUSINESS. PUT THE POWER IN HER HANDS
DON'T GHOST. SMOTHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WAY MORE EFFECTIVE NEXT TIME YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH THAT LADY FOR THE FIRST
TIME, IF SHE FALLS SLEEP NEXT TO YOU, SEND HER AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT MESSAGE
SEND HER A TEXT MESSAGE THAT SAYS, "HEY, MOM, THINK I MET THE ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BE TOO SURE, BUT I'M WATCHING HER SLEEP RIGHT NOW."
AS SOON AS SHE WAKES UP, AS SOON AS HER PEEPERS FLUTTER OPEN, YOUR HEAD NEEDS TO BE
RIGHT THERE AND GO, "HEY, GUESS WHAT." SHE'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?
YOU'LL BE LIKE, "FOREVER STARTS RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEAH YEAH YOU'LL BE SINGLE LIKE THAT
YEAH DON'T GHOST. HAUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'M PETE LEE. THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT CROWD
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: AH, FOREVER. FOREVER STARTS NOW YETI, OH MY GOD.
PETE LEE RIGHT THERE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PETE LEE "TALL, DARK, AND PLEASANT" IS AVAILABLE ON SHOWTIME.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
HOW GREAT WAS THAT PETE LEE, ONCE AGAIN THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
MY THANKS TO RYAN GOSLING, GUGU MBATHA-RAW, AND PETE LEE, ONCE AGAIN
WELL DONE. ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY PLEASE COME BACK WHENEVER, PAL
OF COURSE THE ROOTS OVER THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE.