1 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:10,710 * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,579 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:22,355 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:27,660 RYAN GOSLING GUGU MBATHA-RAW, COMEDIAN PETE LEE, 5 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:31,998 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1686 6 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:40,473 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:53,253 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:53,253 --> 00:01:04,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS ME THANK YOU! 9 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,768 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:14,107 YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:17,444 WE'RE INDOORS. YEAH IT IS SCORCHING HOT OUTSIDE 13 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,145 TODAY. YEAH, IT'S EVEN HOTTER IN HERE BECAUSE RYAN GOSLING IS MY 14 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:25,552 GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH 15 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:30,390 >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED THAT RYAN'S HERE. I JUST HOPE THAT WE CAN PATCH 16 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,227 UP OUR FRIENDSHIP AFTER HE STOLE MY LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,162 YEP, RYAN'S HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE, "THE GRAY MAN," WHICH COMES OUT AT NETFLIX -- 18 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:40,266 AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ON NETFLIX YEAH THE MOVIE ALSO STARS 19 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:47,974 REGE-JEAN PAGE - [ AUDIENCE OOHS AND CHRIS EVANS. 20 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,877 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IF YOU HAVE PLANS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND THIS WEEKEND, YOU 21 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:58,518 DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE BIG NEWS IS STILL THE 22 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,087 EXTREME HEAT THAT CONTINUES TO SLAM MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD. 23 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,591 I MEAN, IT IS SO HOT OUTSIDE THIS IS CRAZY. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE 24 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,292 THIS BUT EVERYTHING IN TIMES SQUARE IS MELTED EXCEPT THE M&Ms 25 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:10,230 STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] UNTIL ONE PERSON PUTS IT IN 26 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:14,300 THEIR MOUTH THEN IT'S ALL OVER >> Steve: NOT IN THEIR HAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS BRUTALLY 27 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,337 HOT OUT THERE. APPARENTLY, WE ADDED A NEW SEASON 28 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:21,074 NOW THERE'S FALL, WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, AND AIR FRYER. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,076 I WISH I COULD SAY THE HEAT IS GOING TO EASE UP, BUT THE WEEKEND FORECAST LOOKS EVEN 30 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:26,980 WORSE. CHECK THIS OUT ON FRIDAY, THEY'RE SAYING IT'S 31 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:32,152 GONNA BE 97 DEGREES. SATURDAY, OVER 100 [ AUDIENCE OOHS 32 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,287 AND ON SUNDAY, IT'S JUST A A PICTURE OF THE SUN GIVING THE FINGER 33 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,490 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY >> Jimmy: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 34 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,325 >> Steve: DOUBLE BIRD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE DOUBLE BIRD 35 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,728 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE COUNTRY IS 36 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,731 DEALING WITH RECORD BREAKING TEMPERATURES I SAW THAT THE LOCAL NEWS DID 37 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,901 A HELPFUL STORY ABOUT WAYS TO BEAT THE HEAT. LISTEN TO THIS 38 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:47,934 BEAT THE HEAT. LISTEN TO THIS 39 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,172 A HEAT ALERT, EXPERTS ARE URGING PEOPLE TO KEEP SAFE 40 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,542 >> YEAH, WE'VE GOT TIPS TO HELP YOU STAY COOL ON HOT DAYS LIKE TODAY. 41 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,510 IF YOU CAN, YOU SHOULD AVOID THE OUTDOORS FROM 11:00 A.M. TO 4:00 P.M., STAY HYDRATED, PUT 42 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,181 ICE CUBES ON YOUR NIPPLES, LIMIT THE USE OF YOUR OVEN, YELL, "NOTHING" WHEN YOUR WIFE 43 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:07,053 WALKS IN AND SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE ICE CUBES? 44 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:12,325 FRANTICALLY, POP THE CUBES IN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY, "I HAVE TO GO DO OUR TAXES. 45 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:16,963 AND FINALLY, TURN ON THE A.C. IF YOU GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 46 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,199 SEE, THOSE ARE GOOD TIPS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 47 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,602 SWITCHING GEARS. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED 48 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:26,072 THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS A MILD CASE OF COVID. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S THE 49 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:31,878 FIRST POSITIVE NEWS BIDEN'S GOTTEN IN MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,847 HEY, I READ THAT TOMORROW FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MIKE PENCE ARE HOLDING DUELING 51 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:42,822 CAMPAIGN EVENTS IN ARIZONA FOR RIVAL GOVERNOR CANDIDATES. >> Steve: OOH. 52 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:46,860 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS SWEET. AFTER HIS RALLY, TRUMP IS GOING 53 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,128 TO DIRECT HIS SUPPORTERS TO PENCE'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,497 THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP AND PENCE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN. 55 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,700 IT'S WHY ARIZONA JUST CHANGED THEIR STATE MOTTO TO "AWKWARRRD." 56 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,670 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, EVERYBODY. UNITED AIRLINES IS PARTNERING 57 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,438 WITH A COMPANY CALLED BOOM, WHICH IS MAKING SUPERSONIC JETS THAT TRAVEL TWICE AS FAST AS 58 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:05,045 REGULAR PLANES PASSENGERS WERE LIKE, "DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO BOARD 59 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:12,185 A PLANE CALLED BOOM? [ LAUGHTER ] BOOM 60 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:16,056 IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR HOUSE BUILT BY A COMPANY NAMED KINDLING 61 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,792 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I HEARD THAT DOOR DASH IS NOW 62 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:24,798 REQUIRING THEIR DRIVERS TO DELIVER ALCOHOL TO CHECK CUSTOMERS' I.D.s IN PERSON 63 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:28,968 YEP, THAT WILL WORK JUST AS WELL AS BARTENDERS CHECKING VACCINE CARDS. 64 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:33,440 [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, THAT'S GOOD YEAH, COME ON IN." 65 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,208 YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA CHECK I.D.s THE SAME WAY CASHIERS VERIFY THE SIGNATURE ON THE BACK OF 66 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,778 YOUR CREDIT CARD [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, YOU'RE TOM -- 67 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,448 [ GIBBERISH "PERFECT." SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, "SHARK 68 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,950 WEEK" OFFICIALLY KICKS OFF THIS SUNDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,254 SEEING ADS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I'M SEEING PROMOS -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, THEY JUST 70 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:52,092 RELEASED A NEW PROMO WATCH THIS 71 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,964 >> "SHARK WEEK" IS BACK. ALL THE GREAT WHITES, ALL THE ATTACKS, AND ALL THE EXACT SAME 72 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:02,702 CONTENT WE'VE BEEN AIRING FOR OVER 30 YEARS, AND NOBODY'S NOTICED. 73 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:08,174 "SHARK WEEK. IF YOU GET INTO WHALES, LET US KNOW 74 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,577 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S INTERESTING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:15,348 WELL, LISTEN TO THIS A NEW POLL FOUND THAT 70% OF AMERICANS REMAIN LOYAL TO THE 76 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:21,621 BRANDS THEY USED WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP YEAH 77 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:28,061 THAT'S WHY EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER, I HAVE A JAR OF GERBER [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,531 EVERY KARDASHIAN IS LIKE, "IT'S TRUE, WHEN I WAS A BABY, I WORE PRADA AND I STILL WEAR PRADA." 79 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:37,103 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO, OH, NO, EMMANUEL, NO 80 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,773 EMMANUEL, NO EMMANUEL EMMANUEL, NO, NO." 81 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:45,111 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE BEING A MENACE. EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT. 82 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:48,148 EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT. HE'S NOT LISTENING CAN I GET SOMEONE HERE TO HELP 83 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:52,118 ME OH, MY GOSH, TAYLOR BLAKE! IT'S TAYLOR. 84 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:55,555 TAYLOR BLAKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO NICE TO SEE YOU 85 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,124 THANK YOU. TAYLOR, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, PLEASE 86 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:03,163 >> I CAN TRY LET ME SEE EMMANUEL, NO 87 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,899 DON'T DO IT. EMMANUEL, DO NOT -- EMMANUEL, DO NOT DO IT 88 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:15,842 EMMANUEL, NO EMMANUEL TODD LOPEZ, NO. EMMANUEL, DON'T DO IT. 89 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:19,512 OH -- OH, NO, NOT YOU TOO, JIMMY. JIMMY, DON'T DO IT 90 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:25,652 JIMMY, JIMMY, NO JIMMY, DO NOT DO IT. JIMMY, JIMMY, CHOOSE COMEDY. 91 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:31,124 CHOOSE JOY, JIMMY. JAMES THOMAS FALLON JR., DON'T YOU DO IT. 92 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:36,863 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO NOT DO IT, JIMMY. YOU'RE HERE TO TELL JOKES, 93 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,799 JIMMY. YOU'RE HERE TO TELL JOKES. DON'T DO IT. 94 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:44,137 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU TWO GO AHEAD 95 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:48,608 CHOOSE LOVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 96 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,544 [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU SO MUCH. COME ON. 97 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,446 TAYLOR BLAKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAYLOR BLAKE, LADIES AND 98 00:06:53,446 --> 00:07:02,022 GENTLEMEN. >> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TAYLOR. 99 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:09,329 [ COUGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY YOU GUYS, BEYONCE JUST 100 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,131 REVEALED THE TRACK LIST FOR HER NEW ALBUM "RENAISSANCE," SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME TO 101 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:15,201 PLAY "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG." HERE WE GO 102 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,640 SONG GUESS THE BEYONC SONG * 103 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,742 >> Jimmy: NOW HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. I'M GOING TO GIVE SOMEONE THREE 104 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:27,247 DIFFERENT SONG TITLES. ONE IS THE REAL BEYONCE SONG THE OTHER TWO ARE MADE UP. 105 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,916 YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET A 106 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,686 A PRIZE. IF YOU GET IT WRONG, YOU STILL GET A PRIZE. 107 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,488 OKAY, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG." 108 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,826 NO ONE ON THIS SIDE. OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,462 YEAH, RIGHT THERE. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME >> DEEGAN. 110 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,065 >> Jimmy: DEEGAN WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> NEW YORK. 111 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:49,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DEEGAN, WHICH ONE OF THESE IS A REAL BEYONCE SONG 112 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,071 FROM HER NEW ALBUM "RENAISSANCE." IS IT A, "ROBOT DIVA," B, 113 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:59,546 "ALIEN SUPERSTAR," OR C, "MONSTER INFLUENCER" [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:07,120 >> I WANT TO SAY A, "ROBOT DIVA." >> Jimmy: THAT IS INCORRECT. 115 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,489 IT IS NOT "ROBOT DIVA. [ BUZZER ] THE REAL ANSWER IS "ALIEN 116 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,191 SUPERSTAR," BUT YOU GET THIS VERY SPECIAL "ROBOT DIVA" SWEATSHIRT THAT WE MADE, RIGHT 117 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:17,063 THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FANTASTIC 118 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,667 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET'S DO ONE MORE. WHO ELSE WANTS TO DO ONE 119 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,335 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU GET -- CAN YOU GET OVER HERE 120 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,237 YEAH, HERE YOU GO. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 121 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:27,807 YOU FROM >> HI. I'M ANNA KATE. 122 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,310 I'M FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA. >> Jimmy: ATLANTA, HEY WE LOVE ATLANTA. 123 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,279 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, EVERYONE IN ATLANTA. ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF THESE 124 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:37,517 IS A REAL BEYONCE SONG IS IT A, "SLICK CHICK," IS IT B, "QUICKY QUICK, TIKI TAKI," 125 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:46,826 OR IS IT C, "THIQUE. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH C, "THIQUE." 126 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:50,063 [ DRUMROLL ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER 127 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,165 [ DING ] [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,668 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GET A "QUICKY QUICK, TIKI TAKI" SWEATSHIRT 129 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,770 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "GUESS THE BEYONCE SONG." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 130 00:08:56,770 --> 00:09:00,006 RYAN GOSLING IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RYAN GOSLING, MY MAN 131 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,008 GUGU MBATHA-RAW IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! AND WE HAVE GREAT FUNNY 132 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:07,280 STANDUP FROM PETE LEE. LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. 133 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,483 NOTES. COME ON WITH ME, EVERYBODY 134 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:12,886 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:21,027 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE GOT PETE LEE HERE 136 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,897 HEY, JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 137 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:34,674 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THIS SEASON OF "THE BACHELORETTE" 138 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,343 FOR HAVING TWO BACHELORETTES, WHICH SOUNDS CRAZY UNTIL YOU REALIZE IT ALSO HAS TWO 139 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:47,120 JUSTINS, TWO JAREDS, AND 38 JORDAN Rs [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:53,126 "I'M JORDAN R., I'M AN ENTREPRENEUR." * 141 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,894 THANK YOU, "THE GRAY MAN" FOR BEING A NEW NETFLIX THRILLER ABOUT TWO MEN FIGHTING TO THE 142 00:09:54,894 --> 00:10:02,369 DEATH OVER WHETHER IT'S SPELLED G-R-A-Y OR G-R-E-Y [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:10,410 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? IF YOU'RE FROM THE U.K 144 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,212 * THANK YOU, EATING S'MORES AROUND A CAMPFIRE, FOR MAKING 145 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:17,484 SURE I'M NOWHERE NEAR A SINK OR A NAPKIN AFTER HOLDING THE STICKIEST FOOD EVER MADE 146 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:24,891 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: RUB DIRT >> Jimmy: RUB DIRT ON IT 147 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,360 >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DELTA 148 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,295 AIRLINES FLIGHT THAT BLEW OUT TWO TIRES WHILE LANDING AT LAX, OR AS SPIRIT AIRLINES PUT, 149 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:39,706 "SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING PLANES WITH WHEELS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 150 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:48,081 DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THEY TOLD YOU SO * 151 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:53,553 THANK YOU, AIR CONDITIONERS AND HOT POCKETS, FOR BEING TWO WAYS TO KEEP THINGS COLD ON THE 152 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:57,223 INSIDE WHEN IT'S HOT ON THE OUTSIDE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 153 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:03,196 JUST KEEP EATING IT. IT'LL COOL OFF * 154 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,898 THANK YOU, POPSICLES, FOR MAKING YOUR 7-YEAR-OLD LOOK LIKE THEY JUST TOOK DOWN A 155 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:19,479 A BOTTLE OF MERLOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 156 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:23,216 THANK YOU, STRING CHEESE, FOR LOOKING LIKE MOZZARELLA STICKS AT A NUDE BEACH. 157 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,086 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES 158 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,955 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN GOSLING, EVERYBODY. OH, YEAH 159 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:39,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I WALK OUT IN THE BACKYARD 160 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,735 AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND KEN, JIMMY FACE DOWN IN THE MUD NEXT TO A 161 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:46,339 A SQUISHED LEMON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- THIS 162 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,008 IS A PHOTO -- YOU TOOK A PHOTO OF IT. THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU GOT TO 163 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:52,312 DO THIS MOVIE. >> I MUST. >> Jimmy: THE UTTER DISRESPECT 164 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,694 >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW JUST A REMINDER, WE HAVE A NEW 165 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,231 THING WE'RE DOING CALLED THE "FALLON BOOK CLUB. WE'RE STARTING A BOOK CLUB 166 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,966 YESTERDAY, WE ANNOUNCED OUR VERY FIRST BOOK, "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW" BY 167 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:18,204 GABRIELLE ZEVIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO BE READING THIS 168 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,441 OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. I STARTED READING IT A LITTLE. >> Steve: WHEN 169 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,677 LAST NIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST -- I -- LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS AGO 170 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,712 I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH. I HAVE TO START A LITTLE BIT JUST SO I KNOW WHAT BOOK I WANT 171 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,848 TO CHOOSE FOR THE BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE. 172 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,651 THIS IS THE JAM. IT'S A LOVE STORYISH >> Steve: YEAH 173 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,620 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S SET IN THE '90s THESE TWO KIDS HAVEN'T SEEN 174 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,455 EACH OTHER IN A WHILE. THEY -- THEY KNOW EACH OTHER FROM SCHOOL. 175 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:41,628 THEY'RE COMPUTER NERDS THEY -- THEY START A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER 176 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:46,900 THEY CREATE A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER AND THEN YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 177 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:52,505 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED ABOUT IT 178 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,841 THERE WAS A LINE IN HERE HE SEES THIS GIRL HE HASN'T SEEN SINCE GRADE SCHOOL OR 179 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,676 SOMETHING, OR HIGH SCHOOL, AND HE SEES HER ON THE TRAIN, AND HE YELLS AT HER AND HE'S LIKE, 180 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,211 "SADIE GREEN!" AND SHE DOESN'T TURN AROUND. HE'S LIKE, "SADIE GREEN" AND HE 181 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:04,818 GOES, "SADIE GREEN, YOU DIED OF DYSENTERY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 182 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,653 AND SHE TURNS AROUND -- IF ANYONE -- DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME, OREGON TRAIL 183 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,855 >> Steve: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, IT WAS LIKE 184 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,390 A GOOD -- IT WAS A REALLY FUNNY LINE I GO, "OH, THAT'S A GOOD 185 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,759 REFERENCE. SO, AND -- ANYWAYS, SO IT'S LIKE THAT. 186 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:16,262 IT'S WELL-WRITTEN. IT'S GOOD. IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ALONG 187 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,665 WITH ME, PICK UP A COPY. GO TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY I WILL BE POSTING UPDATES ON MY 188 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,066 SOCIALS TO LET YOU KNOW WHERE I'M AT AND WHAT I THINK OF THE BOOK 189 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,935 THEN LATER, WE'LL HAVE THE AUTHOR, GABRIELLE ZEVIN, ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT IT. 190 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:28,174 IT IS THE "FALLON BOOK CLUB. >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO BE 191 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,710 FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FBC. 192 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,779 >> Steve: "FBC"! >> Jimmy: "FBC"! WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 193 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,214 TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW, 194 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:39,786 "SURFACE," WHICH PREMIERES GLOBALLY JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS 195 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:47,794 GUGU MBATHA-RAW IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE GOT STAND-UP FROM 196 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:54,734 PETE LEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, HE IS A TWO-TIME 197 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,403 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM MOVIES LIKE "LA LA LAND," "DRIVE," AND "THE 198 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,871 NOTEBOOK." NOW HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX MOVIE, "THE GRAY MAN," WHICH 199 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:06,212 BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME RYAN GOSLING! 200 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:25,365 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RYAN GOSLING. 201 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:31,538 THAT'S -- COME ON, BUDDY >> COME ON >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 202 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,940 WELCOME BACK NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU. >> NO. 203 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,143 >> Jimmy: NO, AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU. NO, AFTER YOU, OF COURSE 204 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,647 YES. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD >> THANK YOU 205 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,716 >> Jimmy: IT IS NICE TO -- >> EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE ONCE IN THEIR LIFE. 206 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,917 WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THE ROOTS PLAYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 207 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,719 EXACTLY, YEAH. >> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO 208 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,487 BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE AND A CROWD? I MEAN, THEY LOVE YOU. 209 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,291 COME ON, BUD >> HI, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 210 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,226 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS PHOTO I SAW >> OKAY. 211 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,628 >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT IT I SAW -- 212 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,366 >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT BROKE -- IT 213 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:03,036 OFFICIALLY BROKE THE INTERNET. >> WELL, YOU KNOW THE INTERNET'S BEEN TRYING TO BREAK 214 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,538 ME FOR YEARS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 215 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,040 SO IT FINALLY GOT YOU. >> SO IT GAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE 216 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,675 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE KEN IN THE NEW "BARBIE" MOVIE AND THIS IS -- THIS IS 217 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,411 FANTASTIC. WERE YOU -- WERE YOU SURPRISED BY THE GREAT REACTION THIS 218 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:19,819 PHOTO GOT? >> I WAS SO SURPRISED HOW, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WERE, KIND 219 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,488 OF, CLUTCHING THEIR PEARLS ABOUT MY KEN AS THOUGH THEY EVER THOUGHT ABOUT KEN FOR A 220 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,592 A SECOND BEFORE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU FEEL LIKE 221 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,328 YOU'RE UNDERAPPRECIATED. >> THEY NEVER PLAYED WITH KEN. >> Jimmy: UNDERAPPRECIATED 222 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,864 CHARACTER, KEN >> THEY NEVER PLAYED WITH KEN. NOBODY PLAYS WITH KEN, MAN 223 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,799 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T REALLY PLAY WITH KEN 224 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,768 >> DID YOU PLAY WITH KEN >> Jimmy: UM -- >> EXACTLY 225 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,069 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T PLAY WITH HIM 226 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,138 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT WAS AVAILABLE. 227 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,973 >> AND YET -- >> Jimmy: HE STAYED IN THE TOY BOX. 228 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,775 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S AN -- HE'S AN ACCESSORY AND NOT EVEN ONE OF THE COOL 229 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,710 ONES >> Jimmy: HE'S AN ACCESSORY OF BARBIES. 230 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,979 YES. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE 231 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,082 WAS A THING ON -- IN "VANITY FAIR." THEY SAID THEY THINK THEY KNOW 232 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:54,954 WHY YOU CHOSE THE ROLE OF KEN. BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOVE OF JEAN JACKETS. 233 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,392 >> OH. >> Jimmy: AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,730 THAT'S YOU THROUGHOUT THE YEARS LOVING THE JEAN JACKET I DO -- I DO LIKE A GOOD JEAN 235 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,832 JACKET IF I CAN ROCK IT. BUT -- BUT THAT IS NOT THE REASON WHY YOU CHOSE KEN 236 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:09,336 >> DID YOU BRING ME ON YOUR SHOW TO DENIM SHAME ME >> Jimmy: YEAH 237 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,404 >> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 238 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,306 YEAH, BY DENIM -- YEAH -- >> THERE'S NO DENIM SHAME IN MY 239 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,808 GAME, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN. I LOVE YOUR DENIM. 240 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,077 >> I LOVE DENIM. >> Jimmy: NO, I WANT TO SET UP THIS STORY BECAUSE IT MADE ME 241 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,411 LAUGH. YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, THE REASON WHY I TOOK THIS ROLE - 242 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,080 YOU GOT A CALL FROM GRETA GERWIG OR AN EMAIL >> RIGHT 243 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,648 >> Jimmy: FROM GRETA, WHO'S A GREAT ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER 244 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,417 AND SHE OFFERED YOU THE ROLE OF KEN. >> YES 245 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,186 AND YOU WENT OUT IN YOUR BACKYARD AND YOU WERE -- YOU KNOW, YOU JUST WANTED TO THINK 246 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:32,192 ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO IN THE 247 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,127 BACKYARD >> BEST SCRIPT I'VE EVER READ. I WALK OUT IN THE BACKYARD AND 248 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,864 YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND KEN, JIMMY? FACE DOWN IN THE MUD NEXT TO A 249 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:41,501 A SQUISHED LEMON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- THIS 250 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,839 IS A PHOTO -- YOU TOOK A PHOTO OF IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 251 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:50,577 AND THIS IS A SIGN [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU GOT TO 252 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,245 DO THIS MOVIE. >> I MUST. >> Jimmy: THE UTTER DISRESPECT 253 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,615 >> I TEXTED IT TO GRETA, AND I SAID, "I SHALL BE YOUR KEN." [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,252 "FOR HIS STORY MUST BE TOLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HIS STORY MUST BE TOLD. 255 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,354 I WANT TO HEAR THIS GUY. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SITUATION HERE 256 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,859 YOU WERE -- I KNOW YOU'RE DOING PRESS FOR "THE GRAY MAN. DUDE, TALK ABOUT ACTION ON TOP 257 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:11,031 OF ACTION ON TOP OF ACTION >> AND THEN MORE ACTION. >> Jimmy: AND THEN MORE ACTION 258 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,700 >> AND THEN SOME SNEAKY ACTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY SNUCK A LITTLE ACTION. 259 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,202 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S A LITTLE ACTION IN THERE. 260 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,405 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DO YOU KNOW IN MOST ACTION 261 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,807 FILMS THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR TO FIVE ACTION MOMENTS, BIG ACTION MOMENTS? 262 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,743 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS HAS NINE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 263 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,845 >> THAT'S FOUR AND FIVE. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S FIVE -- THAT'S FIVE ADDED ACTIONS. 264 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,048 >> WE PACK THE ACTION. >> Jimmy: YES, YOU DO. >> IT'S ACTION PACKED. 265 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,916 >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTION PACKED AND YOU'VE GOT MY MAN, CHRIS EVANS, AS WELL IN THIS 266 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,652 AND -- YEAH LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO, I MUST SAY YOU'RE ROCKING 267 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,589 SOME PRETTY AWESOME FACIAL HAIR YOU GOT THE GOATEE 268 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:46,700 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT THE MUSTACHE 269 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,769 >> YEAH. OUR FACIAL HAIR HAD DIFFERENT ACTING STYLES. 270 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:54,107 HIS -- >> Jimmy: AH >> HIS MUSTACHE WENT TO THE 271 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,642 STELLA ADLER SCHOOL AND MY GOATEE WAS MEISNER >> Jimmy: MEISNER, OF COURSE 272 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,744 >> AND IT'S ELECTRIC ON SET, BUT IT'S OFF CAMERA. >> Jimmy: IT'S OFF CAMERA, 273 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,713 YEAH >> IT'S TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS "THE GRAY 274 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,514 MAN" ABOUT WHAT DO PEOPLE -- WHAT SHOULD THEY EXPECT BESIDES ACTION AND 275 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,917 FUN? >> IT STARTS WITH ACTION >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 276 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,853 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THEN YOU FIND OUT THIS CHARACTER -- THEY PULL HIM OUT 277 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,590 OF PRISON TO BE A SPY BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A SPY, JIMMY. 278 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,692 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. >> HE'D RATHER BE AT HOME WATCHING NETFLIX LIKE THE REST 279 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,528 OF US. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. OF COURSE. 280 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,198 >> BE HE CAN'T HE HAS TOO THEY'RE FORCING HIM TO DO IT 281 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,533 >> Jimmy: PULL HIM BACK IN >> THE ONLY WAY HE GETS OUT IS TO GO BACK IN. 282 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,670 MORE ACTION. >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 283 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,306 >> AMAZING CAST, AMAZING CHARACTERS, AND THEN WE CLOSE IT OUT WITH SO MUCH ACTION 284 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,808 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RYAN GOSLING IN "THE 285 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,243 GRAY MAN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 286 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:30,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 287 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,204 YOU'RE IN MY SHOT. 288 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:01,541 >> YOU GAVE ME AN EMPTY GUN? >> THE SHELLS WERE COMING, OKAY 289 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,344 >> HUH >> THE SHELLS WERE COMING. YOU RAN AWAY TOO FAST. 290 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,880 >> THEN YOU NEED TO SAY, "HEY, WAIT THAT'S EMPTY." 291 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,051 >> NO, IT'S ASSUMED. >> I ASSUMED IT'S LOADED SO I RUN AFTER THE GUY. 292 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:14,387 >> WHO THROWS A LOADED GUN >> I ASKED FOR A LOADED GUN. >> NO ONE THROWS A LOADED 293 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,291 WEAPON, OKAY ARE YOU COMING [ GROANS ] 294 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,861 I'M GOING TO BLEED OUT WHILE WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION >> OH, MY GOD. 295 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,197 >> CAN WE JUST UNPACK THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 296 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,633 LET'S JUST UNPACK THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,702 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. RYAN GOSLING, "THE GRAY MAN," 298 00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:31,338 EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU, MAN. 299 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:41,414 CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS IT GROSSING YOU 300 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,084 OUT? >> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? * 301 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:46,186 >> Jimmy: WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND STOP 302 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,054 IT'S GROSS IS IT GROSSING YOU OUT >> WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON 303 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,657 WITH THE NAIL, MAN >> Jimmy: MY NAIL WAS -- YEAH, I -- I HIT MY NAIL 304 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,726 >> WHAT'S HAPPENED >> Jimmy: IT'S -- I HAVE A A BLACK NAIL 305 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,728 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 306 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,763 THERE WAS A SCREEN DOOR. I WAS -- I SLAMMED MY PINKY IN A SCREEN DOOR. 307 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,331 >> HHM >> Jimmy: I WAS HOLDING THE SCREEN 308 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,567 IT WAS ONE OF THE SCREEN DOORS THAT GO LIKE - AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S NICE." 309 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,402 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WENT, "WHAP! [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,504 AND SO IT GOT ME IS IT BUMMING YOU OUT? >> IT LOOKS FUNGUSY. 311 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,873 >> Jimmy: IT'S BLACK [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT FUNGUSY 312 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,842 IT'S JUST BLACK. AND -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 313 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:12,212 >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE -- >> Jimmy: SORRY, I -- WE DIDN'T EVEN -- 314 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,414 >> HAVING TWO -- TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I HAVE -- [ CHEERS ] 315 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,149 >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO -- >> JUST SAYING, IF YOU WANT -- I MEAN, IT IS -- 316 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:20,186 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SHALL WE DO THE HONORS 317 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,523 >> IT IS -- I MEAN, JIMMY, YOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE RIGHT NOW. 318 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,792 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- >> THERE YOU GO. 319 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,727 >> Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 320 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,529 LOOK AT THIS IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED 321 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:35,168 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS FANTASTIC. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 322 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,671 RYAN GOSLING, EVERYBODY. "THE GRAY MAN" BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. 323 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:41,841 WHEN WE COME BACK, RYAN AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN. STICK AROUND 324 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:49,849 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> WE SPENT THE SUMMER AT THE 325 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:59,859 GYM GETTING JACKED SO, YOU SPILL THE BEANS, PUNK. OR I MIGHT JUST TURN THE 326 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,396 CHANNEL WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, 327 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:16,409 CALM DOWN! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 328 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:20,180 I AM HERE WITH RYAN GOSLING. HE STARS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 329 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:25,785 THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. 330 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,454 HE STARS IN THAT HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, NEW NETFLIX MOVIE "THE GRAY MAN. 331 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,156 NOW, RYAN, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE AN AMAZING MOVIE ACTOR. BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT 332 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,526 NOT KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE ALSO AN ACCOMPLISHED TELEVISION ACTOR. AND WE -- BACK IN THE '90s, WE 333 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:39,899 STARRED IN A TV SHOW TOGETHER. CALLED -- IT WAS A CRIME SERIES 334 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,237 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS >> YEAH, I REMEMBER. "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP. 335 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,473 >> Jimmy: IT WAS CALLED "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP." THAT'S CORRECT, YES. 336 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,576 WE PLAYED TWO DETECTIVE PARTNERS BUT WE WERE BOTH THE TOUGH COP. 337 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,478 AND MAN, WE DIDN'T PLAY BY THE BOOK AT ALL. >> NO, I MEAN, IT GOT 338 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,014 CANCELLED. >> Jimmy: IT DID GET CANCELLED >> IT WAS WAY, WAY, WAY TOO 339 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:55,882 TOUGH FOR TV >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE SLOGAN. THE SLOGAN WAS "IT WAS TOO 340 00:21:55,882 --> 00:22:00,453 TOUGH FOR TV." >> IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGH. >> Jimmy: WAY TOO TOUGH FOR TV 341 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,823 AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE ANYWAY >> YEAH. 342 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,725 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON A CLIP. 343 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,761 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEP. HERE'S ME AND RYAN GOSLING IN 344 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:11,064 A SCENE FROM THE 90's CRIME SHOW, "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 345 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:11,064 SHOW, "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 346 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:24,644 * >> "TOUGH COP, TOUGH COP." 347 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,080 * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SCUMBAG WE KNOW YOU WHACKED 348 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,418 RICHIE BADABUCCO AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL US WHERE THE BODY IS! 349 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:35,422 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK, HUH THEN YOU'RE LEAVING US NO CHOICE 350 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:40,460 WE'RE GOING TO GET TOUGH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GET REAL TOUGH. 351 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,663 >> WE'RE GOING TO GET SO TOUGH >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO -- WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT 352 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:50,537 BACK AND MAKE YOU LOOK AT HOW BAD A JOB WE DID PARALLEL PARKING MY CAR 353 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,473 >> YOU'VE GOT A REAL NICE FACE THERE. IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY 354 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:57,110 SNAPPED AN UNFLATTERING PHOTO OF IT. A PERSON MIGHT POST THAT PHOTO 355 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,180 TOO AND MAYBE IT BECOMES A A MEME I DON'T KNOW 356 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,182 >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T KNOW! STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SQUIRT A DAB OF 357 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:12,092 WASABI MUSTARD ON IT DAMN IT, WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE WITH THIS GUY. 358 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:14,160 >> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT'S LIKE HE'S MADE OF GRANITE 359 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,130 WHAT DO WE DO? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 360 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:21,101 IT'S TIME TO GET MEDIEVAL. YOU HOLD HIS ARMS UP, AND THEN I'LL TICKLE THE CRAP OUT OF HIS 361 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:33,079 ARMPITS WITH A FEATHER >> YOU ARE ONE SICK SON OF A A B-WORD COME ON! 362 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,781 >> Jimmy: GET READY TO TALK MOTHER[ BLEEP * 363 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:42,288 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I ALMOST FORGOT HOW 364 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:49,863 INTENSE THAT SERIES WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS REALLY INTENSE 365 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,932 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T AS INTENSE AS THE NEXT SERIES THAT WE DID, RIGHT? 366 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:59,639 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP"? [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,042 >> YOU KNOW IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SAID THAT ONE WAS TOO TOUGHER FOR TV 368 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,678 YEAH WELL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO - 369 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:06,813 >> IT'S PROBABLY WHY IT GOT CANCELLED. >> Jimmy: IT GOT CANCELLED AS 370 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,448 WELL THEY BROUGHT IT BACK JUST TO CANCEL IT. 371 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,917 IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGH >> WAY TOUGHER >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING 372 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:15,889 TO BELIEVE THIS. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I TALKED TO THE -- 373 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:19,092 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. >> Jimmy: I TALKED TO THE 374 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:20,794 PRODUCERS. >> WE HAVE IT? >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP OF 375 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,463 THAT SHOW TOO. THAT SERIES. >> HOW DO YOU DO IT? 376 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE IS A SCENE FROM "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP. 377 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:26,066 >> Jimmy: HERE IS A SCENE FROM "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP. 378 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:32,605 >> "TOUGHER COP, TOUGHER COP." >> Jimmy: BACK AGAIN FOR 379 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:40,647 ANOTHER ROUND, HUH [ LAUGHTER ] GET UP 380 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:46,353 YOU SIT. YOU SIT. SIT DOWN 381 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:49,089 ON THE CHAIR NORMAL. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON >> SIT DOWN! 382 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:51,591 SIT DOWN >> Jimmy: SIT. >> STAY DOWN 383 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:54,227 SIT DOWN >> SIT DOWN. >> Jimmy: WELL, IF YOU THOUGHT 384 00:24:54,227 --> 00:25:02,168 WE WERE TOUGH BEFORE, I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD TOUGH. 385 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:09,909 >> WE SPENT THE SUMMER AT THE GYM GETTING JACKED SO, YOU SPILL THE BEANS, PUNK. 386 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:16,449 OR I MIGHT JUST TURN THE CHANNEL WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS 387 00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:18,284 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN! I'M GOING TO TREAT -- I'M GOING 388 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:23,590 TO TREAT YOUR FACE LIKE THE DISPLAY BONGO AT GUITAR CENTER AND I'M ITCHING TO PLAY MY 389 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:28,928 FAVORITE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND SONG, "ANTS MARCHING." [ SLAPPING ] 390 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:33,566 >> GET UP, GET UP. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME 391 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:37,604 >> HE'S GOT ME, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: GET OFF HIM. GET THE HELL OFF HIM 392 00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:41,841 >> GET HIM OFF ME. GET HIM OFF ME >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE DOING THE 393 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,910 NO HAIR THING NOW. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT THAT'S IT. 394 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,813 >> YEAH, COME ON >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 395 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,482 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HIM? >> NOTHING TO SAY, HUH 396 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:54,254 THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT I'M DONE PLAYING NICE GUY. SOMEONE'S GOING TO LOSE THEIR 397 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:59,526 NOSE >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YES 398 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:03,463 WHO'S GOT YOUR NOSE YOU STUPID MOTHER[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 399 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:12,572 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:25,485 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T MAKE -- THEY DON'T MAKE TV LIKE THAT YOU WEAR YOUR JACKET THE SAME 401 00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:32,425 AS ME. >> THAT'S MY STYLE, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,394 THEY DON'T MAKE TV LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I'VE GOT TO SAY. 403 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:36,463 >> I GUESS -- I BET I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT GOT CANCELLED. PEOPLE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 404 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:39,432 >> Jimmy: IT'S TRUE. WE DID HAVE ONE FINAL SPINOFF THOUGH 405 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:42,335 >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, "TOUGHEST COP, TOUGHEST COP. >> Jimmy: "TOUGHEST COP, 406 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,305 TOUGHEST COP." AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCENE FROM THE SHOW. 407 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:48,808 >> AND IT WAS WAY TOO TOUGHEST >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP >> WAY TOO TOUGHEST. 408 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,910 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. >> HOW ARE YOU GETTING THESE 409 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,413 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP, HERE WE GO. >> THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE 410 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:53,680 >> THIS IS A BLAST FROM THE PAST 411 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:55,248 * 412 00:26:55,248 --> 00:27:05,025 >> "TOUGHEST COP, TOUGHEST COP. >> Jimmy: OH 413 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:10,063 OH SURPRISE, SURPISE. LOOK WHO'S BACK. 414 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:14,267 HUH? AFTER THREE YEARS, YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO TALK? 415 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:20,040 HUH? ONE SLAP IS ALL IT TAKES >> SIT DOWN! 416 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,310 SIT DOWN >> Jimmy: YOUR HAIR? YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR HAIR ON 417 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,113 YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR HAIR ON >> PUT YOUR HAIR ON! >> Jimmy: YEAH 418 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:31,217 YOUR MUSTACHE IS ON HIS HEAD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE AND 419 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:35,422 YOU KNOW THAT! THAT'S HIS MUSTACHE! >> THAT'S MINE 420 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:39,592 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HIS MUSTACHE. >> GIVE ME THAT! >> Jimmy: GIVE ME THAT BEARD 421 00:27:39,592 --> 00:27:42,929 AND HE WEARS YOUR BEARD. THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. YOU WANT TO BE TOUGH NOW 422 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,631 >> WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD? >> Jimmy: WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD, DUDE 423 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,566 >> DUDE, TAKE MY MUSTACHE? >> Jimmy: WHO'S GOT YOUR BEARD, DUDE 424 00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:48,401 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. IMMA TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> SIT DOWN! 425 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:50,070 >> Jimmy: NOW, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO >> TALK TO HIM 426 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:57,777 TALK TO HIM, JIMMY I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM! 427 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:03,483 >> Jimmy: DON'T KICK ME. NOW, LISTEN. WE CAN DO THIS 428 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:06,152 ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN. YOU WANT TO TALK YOU GOING TO TALK NOW, DUDE? 429 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:10,090 YOU GOING TO TALK? YOU GOING TO TALK? NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU START 430 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:18,365 TALKING RIGHT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TELL HIM WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO 431 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:22,702 DO TO HIM. >> IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW -- 432 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:28,041 >> PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN YOU SICK - >> PULL IT DOWN! 433 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,876 IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO WHISPER INTO MY PARTNER'S EAR, AND HE'S 434 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:35,615 GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD AND FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE, YOU'RE GOING TO 435 00:28:35,615 --> 00:28:45,058 WONDER WHAT THAT JOKE WAS! >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT NOW, LOOK, TAKE MY MUSTACHE. 436 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:49,963 AND YOU WEAR MY MUSTACHE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND GUESS WHAT 437 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:53,566 GET READY TO BE PILEDRIVED, DUDE YOU SICK MOTHER[ BLEEP ] 438 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:59,739 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT STILL HOLDS UP. 439 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:04,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO RYAN GOSLING. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 440 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:06,880 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 441 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:28,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FANTASTIC ACTRESS. 442 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,270 SHE STARS IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW, "SURFACE," WHICH PREMIERES 443 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:34,341 GLOBALLY JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 444 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:39,646 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME GUGU MBATHA-RAW. 445 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:53,093 * 446 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:54,394 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY, WELCOME 447 00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,062 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I -- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS 448 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,964 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. 449 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,066 >> I KNOW. IT WAS ON ZOOM LAST TIME >> Jimmy: WE WERE ZOOMING. 450 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,570 BUT I APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT BACK THEN BECAUSE WE NEEDED TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE 451 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,072 SO THANK YOU SO MUCH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 452 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,041 HERE >> OH, IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HERE IN PERSON. 453 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:09,576 >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "LOKI" -- >> YEAH. 454 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:11,578 >> Jimmy: -- BEFORE IT CAME OUT. AND NOW IT'S THE MOST WATCHED 455 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,080 MARVEL SERIES ON DISNEY PLUS, SO IS THAT -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 456 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,882 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT BLEW UP, IT BLEW UP 457 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:20,086 >> I KNOW. IT JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR SIX EMMYS. 458 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:25,792 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WELL DESERVED. YEAH 459 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:30,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOW COOL IS THAT 460 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,133 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU 461 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:34,901 SAW IT BECOME THE BIGGEST THING? >> OH, IT WAS SO SURREAL 462 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,336 I MEAN, THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS AMAZING. AND FOR ME TO JOIN SOMETHING 463 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:39,539 THAT HAS SUCH A HUGE FAN BASE. AND OBVIOUSLY, TOM HIDDLESTON PLAYED THAT CHARACTER FOR SUCH 464 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:43,009 A LONG TIME. SO, TO BE, YOU KNOW, THIS MORALLY AMBIGUOUS CHARACTER 465 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:46,946 LIKE RAVONNA RENSLAYER IS, KIND OF, REALLY COOL FOR ME >> Jimmy: IT, KIND OF, 466 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:49,983 INTRODUCED THE MULTIVERSE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- TO THE WORLD. 467 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,118 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MULTIVERSE? 468 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,187 >> DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THE MULTIVERSE [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:57,957 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I'M A LITTLE -- I THINK I DO I ACT LIKE I DO. 470 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:01,227 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT DON'T TEST ME ON IT. >> I KNOW. 471 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:04,064 I, KIND OF, FEEL LIKE WE NEED A TUTORIAL ON IT WHEN WE FIRST STARTED THE FIRST 472 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:05,865 SEASON OF "LOKI," TOM GAVE US A BIG "LOKI" PRESENTATION, KIND OF, A POWERPOINT ON HIS 473 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,400 CHARACTER AND HISTORY. >> Jimmy: HE EXPLAINED IT? >> YEAH. 474 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,904 >> Jimmy: FROM LOKI HIMSELF? >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 475 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:12,572 >> FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH, BUT I FEEL LIKE WE NEED ONE FOR THE MULTIVERSE 476 00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:16,076 >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- ARE YOU FILMING SEASON TWO >> YES, WE JUST STARTED. 477 00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:20,080 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OVER IN LONDON, 478 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,215 RIGHT? 'CAUSE I -- >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. 479 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,284 >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- EVERYTHING IS QUIET AND UNDER WRAPS AND -- 480 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:28,388 >> IT IS IT IS, I'M AFRAID. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE TOO 481 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,923 MUCH AWAY. BUT -- >> Jimmy: NO 482 00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:31,591 >> BUT NO, IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT TO BE BACK AND IT, KIND OF, FEELS LIKE, 483 00:31:31,591 --> 00:31:33,426 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE MY CHARACTER DEALS WITH THE TIME AND TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY, BEING BACK 484 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:37,831 IN THAT WORLD, IT'S -- IT'S LIKE NO TIME HAS PAST. >> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW, "SURFACE," 485 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:43,837 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. YOU STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCE IT 486 00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:46,106 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF WORK >> THANK YOU 487 00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:48,108 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS CAN YOU EXPLAIN -- BASICALLY, YOU PLAY A CHARACTER WHO'S LOST 488 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:49,642 HER MEMORY >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN SHE'S TRYING 489 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:51,845 TO GET HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER REALLY >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 490 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:56,750 I PLAY SOPHIE ELLIS. AND THE WHOLE SHOW IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER SET IN 491 00:31:56,750 --> 00:32:01,087 SAN FRANCISCO. AND BASICALLY, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW, SOPHIE, WE 492 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,689 DISCOVER, HAS LOST HER MEMORY AFTER AN ACCIDENT. AND SHE, SORT OF, IS TRYING TO 493 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:05,058 PUT THE PIECES BACK OF HER LIFE TOGETHER AND SHE DISCOVERS THAT HER 494 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:07,227 HUSBAND, MAYBE SHE CAN'T TRUST AND THE WHOLE -- THERE'S SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS, BUT 495 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:19,272 THERE'S A, SORT OF, DID SHE JUMP OR WAS SHE PUSHED ELEMENT TO THIS ACCIDENT 496 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:21,174 AND WE, SORT OF, GET SUCKED INTO HER LIFE AND, YOU KNOW, THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF 497 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:29,149 SAN FRANCISCO. IT'S REALLY INTERESTING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 498 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,885 EVERYONE A CLIP RIGHT HERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S 499 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:34,654 GUGU MBATHA-RAW IN "SURFACE. TAKE A LOOK. 500 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:42,495 [ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ] >> SIR, WHICH WAY ARE YOU TAKING US? 501 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:49,636 [ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ] YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS LANE 502 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,672 >> THIS IS THE BEST WAY. DON'T WORRY. >> NO, NO, NO. 503 00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:58,178 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WAY GOES OVER THE BRIDGE. I CAN'T GO OVER THE WATER. 504 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:06,720 JUST PULL OVER, PLEASE LET ME OUT [ SPEAKING IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE ] 505 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,357 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> LET ME OUT OF THE CAR >> ALL RIGHT 506 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:12,892 HERE ALL RIGHT. UNLOCKED, GO 507 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:20,433 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY TOO, SPEAKING OF WATER, THERE'S A 508 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:30,377 A REALLY GOOD UNDERWATER SCENE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IT'S TOUGH TO 509 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:32,145 DO UNDERWATER ACTING >> YEAH, I MEAN, I'VE WATCHED MOVIES AND TV SHOWS WITH 510 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:34,414 UNDERWATER SCENES MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE. 511 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:38,218 AND I HAVE TO SAY IT IS A REAL CHALLENGE. I HAVE TO JUMP INTO THIS, YOU 512 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:42,122 KNOW, BIG TANK AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I JUMP AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT, SORT OF, SCREW MY FACE UP 513 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:48,161 AND THE DIRECTOR IS LIKE, "YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR FACE UP. YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, MAKING 514 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:50,764 THIS WEIRD FACE. AND I FEEL LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT. 515 00:33:50,764 --> 00:33:53,733 I'M JUST HOLDING MY BREATH, TRYING TO SAVE ALIVE." >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT SOMEONE 516 00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:55,135 WOULD DO IF THEY GO UNDERWATER >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 517 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:57,337 NO >> AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO. YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR FACE UP." 518 00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,439 >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE AN ACTOR." >> "WATCH THIS WATCH THE PLAYBACK." 519 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:01,174 AND EVERY TIME I WAS JUST LIKE - AND THEY WERE SLOWING IT DOWN. 520 00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:02,942 AND SO, IT WAS, KIND OF, REALLY BAD. BUT IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE IN 521 00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:06,579 YOUR -- YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR NATURAL ELEMENT, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH 522 00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,448 >> AND YOUR FACE DOES SUCH DIFFERENT THINGS >> Jimmy: NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO 523 00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:11,518 UNDERWATER ACT >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 524 00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:13,453 GUGU MBATHA-RAW, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SURFACE" PREMIERES GLOBALLY 525 00:34:13,453 --> 00:34:17,357 JULY 29th ON APPLE TV PLUS WE'LL BE BACK WITH STAND-UP FROM PETE LEE. 526 00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:37,644 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:34:37,644 --> 00:34:40,747 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS COMEDY SPECIAL, "TALL, DARK, AND PLEASANT" AVAILABLE 528 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:47,520 ON SHOWTIME. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY PETE LEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 529 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:47,554 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY PETE LEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 530 00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:56,963 * >> OH, YES 531 00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:59,466 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE. LOOK AT ME OUT HERE DRESSED LIKE ELLEN 532 00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:04,637 I -- [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH, YEAH 533 00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:06,673 OH MAN I'M CELEBRATING BECAUSE TODAY MARKS 23 YEARS OF ME BEING NOT 534 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:10,510 SOBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YEAH 535 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:11,945 AND IF YOU'RE SOBER, I'M A A PEOPLE PLEASER, SO, OH, MY GOD, ME TOO. 536 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:19,786 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO SOBER FOR SEVERAL HOURS A DAY. 537 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:28,528 AND THEN THE DAY GETS BETTER I HAVE FRIENDS THAT JUDGE MY DRINKING 538 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:32,065 THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT STUFF WILL TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE 539 00:35:32,065 --> 00:35:35,435 I'M LIKE, EH, NOT THE GOOD ONES [ LAUGHTER ] 540 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:37,370 COME ON, I'M NOT GOING TO TREAT THESE GOOD YEARS HOPING TO GET THOSE YEARS WHERE I LOSE 541 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:39,272 CONTROL OF MY BODILY FACULTIES, I FORGET EVERYTHING, AND I FALL DOWN EVERYWHERE I GO WHEN I CAN 542 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:41,541 ENJOY ALL OF THAT RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THANKS TO DRINKING 543 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:51,651 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 544 00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:56,089 I TRUST DRINKERS THEY'RE FUN, YOU KNOW? I SAW A GUY WITH A HAT ON THE 545 00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:59,325 OTHER DAY, IT SAID, "I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD 546 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:03,563 IS DRINKING OUTDOORS AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT. WELL, IT DIDN'T SAY ALL THAT 547 00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:09,269 IT JUST SAID "YETI." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 548 00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:18,511 BUT THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT COME ON, NOBODY LOVES COOLERS THAT MUCH. 549 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:22,449 THAT'S LIKE SOMEBODY WHO LOVES NOSE CANDY WEARING A HAT THAT SAYS "MIRRORS. 550 00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:31,958 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. I HAVE THE BODY OF A DRINKER 551 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,627 I'VE GOT A LITTLE TUMMY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE A TUMMY I TAKE LONG WALKS ALMOST EVERY 552 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,429 SINGLE MORNING, YOU KNOW, TO GO GET MY CAR AND -- 553 00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:39,499 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, NO, I HAVE A LITTLE TUMMY I GOTTA DOUBLE CHIN. 554 00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:41,301 DOES ANYBODY IN HERE HAVE THE -- LOOK AT THIS 555 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:43,837 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, LOOK AT ME I'M CHINNING TATUM 556 00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:50,543 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I LIKE MY DOUBLE CHIN. 557 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:53,380 IT KEEPS ME SAFE, RIGHT? YOU COULDN'T PUT ME IN A HEAD LOCK, RIGHT? 558 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:59,552 TRY TO PUT ME IN A HEAD LOCK YOU'D BE LIKE, "I GOT YA." I'D BE LIKE, "NOPE." 559 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:03,556 [ LAUGHTER ] COULDN'T DO IT [ APPLAUSE ] 560 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:07,660 YOU COULDN'T DO IT AND I'M NOT A BAD LOOKING GUY. FROM HERE ON UP, YOU'RE LIKE, 561 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:14,601 "OH, WHO'S THAT? BUT HERE I JUST GOT THIS GOING ON 562 00:37:14,601 --> 00:37:16,336 I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH OF A SUPER GOOD LOOKING GUY RIGHT WHEN HE WAS 563 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:21,074 AT THE DOWN BOUNCE OF A DIVING BOARD. LIKE YES, YES, NO. 564 00:37:21,074 --> 00:37:25,045 YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AH, THANK YOU. 565 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:26,946 BUT YOU CAN'T CHOOSE WHERE YOU STORE FAT ON YOUR BODY DOESN'T THAT SUCK? 566 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:36,589 IF I COULD CHOOSE, I'D STORE IT UNDERNEATH MY FEET 'CAUSE THEN WHEN PEOPLE ARE 567 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:39,959 LIKE, "DUDE, HOW FAT ARE YOU?" I'LL BE LIKE, 6'4. I'M SO FAT, I CAN DUNK, BRO. 568 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,462 IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE. IT FEELS GOOD TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE AGAIN, YOU KNOW 569 00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:51,071 I LOVE CONNECTING. THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AFTER 570 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:53,807 MY SHOW. HE WAS THIS BIG, BURLY BIKER DUDE 571 00:37:53,807 --> 00:38:01,481 TEARDROP TATTOO, RIGHT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I'M JUST TRYING TO CONNECT 572 00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:08,455 I'M LIKE, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE [ LAUGHTER ] 573 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:14,794 I AM A CRYER [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH 574 00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:17,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS LIKE, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "THE NOTEBOOK" 575 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:21,634 "IF YOU'RE A BIRD, I'M A BIRD. YEAH, I JUST LIKE TO CHOOSE KINDNESS 576 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:28,608 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD NEVER GHOST A GAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT GHOSTING A GAL 577 00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:34,347 IS WELL, THERE'S LOTS OF DIFFERENT VARIATIONS NOWADAYS. 578 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:36,316 BUT TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING IT'S WHERE A MAN HAS SEX WITH A LADY AND AFTERWARDS HE NEVER CALLS 579 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:37,751 HER, TEXTS HER, OR SEES HER AGAIN. HE JUST VANISHES LIKE A GHOST. 580 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:43,156 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, FELLAS 581 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:47,394 DON'T DO THAT. THAT IS RUDE BUSINESS. PUT THE POWER IN HER HANDS 582 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:53,800 DON'T GHOST. SMOTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,438 WAY MORE EFFECTIVE NEXT TIME YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH THAT LADY FOR THE FIRST 584 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:02,075 TIME, IF SHE FALLS SLEEP NEXT TO YOU, SEND HER AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT MESSAGE 585 00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,743 SEND HER A TEXT MESSAGE THAT SAYS, "HEY, MOM, THINK I MET THE ONE. 586 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:11,151 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BE TOO SURE, BUT I'M WATCHING HER SLEEP RIGHT NOW." 587 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:13,119 AS SOON AS SHE WAKES UP, AS SOON AS HER PEEPERS FLUTTER OPEN, YOUR HEAD NEEDS TO BE 588 00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:14,421 RIGHT THERE AND GO, "HEY, GUESS WHAT." SHE'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT? 589 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:20,794 YOU'LL BE LIKE, "FOREVER STARTS RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 590 00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:23,763 YEAH YEAH YOU'LL BE SINGLE LIKE THAT 591 00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:39,145 YEAH DON'T GHOST. HAUNT. 592 00:39:39,145 --> 00:39:42,615 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'M PETE LEE. THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT CROWD 593 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:48,388 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 594 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:50,357 >> Jimmy: AH, FOREVER. FOREVER STARTS NOW YETI, OH MY GOD. 595 00:39:50,357 --> 00:39:54,794 PETE LEE RIGHT THERE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 596 00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:58,298 PETE LEE "TALL, DARK, AND PLEASANT" IS AVAILABLE ON SHOWTIME. 597 00:39:58,298 --> 00:40:17,550 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 598 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:22,355 HOW GREAT WAS THAT PETE LEE, ONCE AGAIN THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 599 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:25,792 MY THANKS TO RYAN GOSLING, GUGU MBATHA-RAW, AND PETE LEE, ONCE AGAIN 600 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:28,795 WELL DONE. ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY PLEASE COME BACK WHENEVER, PAL 601 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:31,297 OF COURSE THE ROOTS OVER THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 602 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:34,634 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 603 00:40:34,634 --> 00:40:34,634 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE.