1 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:13,580 * >> Mark: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,149 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:22,355 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:27,160 ELIZABETH OLSEN, GATEN MATARAZZO, COMEDIAN SAMANTHA RUDDY, 5 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:34,467 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1681 6 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:39,005 >> Mark: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:01:00,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I FEEL THE LOVE. I FEEL THE LOVE. 9 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,498 THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. GOOD JOB, MARK 10 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:09,636 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 11 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,738 EVERYONE YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE, 12 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:18,078 HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL GUYS, I CAN'T BELIEVE 13 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,247 THIS TODAY IS THE iPHONE'S 15th BIRTHDAY 14 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:25,985 TODAY. [ CHEERS ] WHICH MEANS RIGHT NOW NOKIA IS 15 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:30,090 IN A BAR SOMEWHERE GOING, "15 YEARS AGO I WAS ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 16 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,093 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU CAN'T THROW ME OUT, I'LL THROW YOU OUT. 17 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,328 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE APPLE 18 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:41,101 REVOLUTIONIZED THE WAY WE RAISED OUR KIDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,770 "JUST -- JUST TAKE THAT. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT THE iPHONE IS SO POPULAR, IT 20 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,373 SINGLE-HANDEDLY TURNED APPLE AND RICE INTO A TRILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY 21 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:57,117 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF APPLE, THE FCC HAS ASKED APPLE AND GOOGLE TO 22 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,353 REMOVE TIKTOK FROM THEIR APP STORES OVER NATIONAL SECURITY CONCERNS 23 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:03,757 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THEN APPLE AND GOOGLE SAW HOW MUCH MONEY THEY WERE MAKING OFF 24 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:11,264 TIKTOK AND TOLD THE FCC TO GO FCC THEMSELVES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 25 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:18,071 YEAH, THEY CLAIM CHINA HAS BEEN STEALING SENSITIVE USER DATA THROUGH THE APP. 26 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,674 APPARENTLY, THEY GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN CHINESE ENGINEERS STARTED SLAPPING EACH OTHER WITH 27 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:26,446 TORTILLAS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FCC WAS LIKE, "THE 28 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:31,084 RISK IS TOO GREAT. PUTIN MIGHT LEARN HOW WE MAKE PASTA IN A MUG." 29 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,586 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THEY HEARD THAT THEY CAN BE REMOVED FROM THE APP, 30 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,157 TIKTOK WAS LIKE -- * OH NO OH NO * [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:51,104 * OH NO NO NO NO NO * [ APPLAUSE ] * 32 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,772 >> Jimmy: UH PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY'S BOMBSHELL HEARING ABOUT FORMER 33 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:59,012 PRESIDENT TRUMP. WE HEARD THAT AT ONE TIME, TRUMP GOT SO ANGRY THAT HE 34 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,414 THREW HIS PLATE AT THE WALL, AND THAT HE GOT KETCHUP ALL OVER THE PLACE 35 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:05,185 AND APPARENTLY, IT'S INSPIRED A NEW PRODUCT. WATCH THIS 36 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:05,218 A NEW PRODUCT. WATCH THIS 37 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:09,556 >> SAY GOODBYE TO MESSY CLEANUPS, AND HELLO TO THE 38 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,791 TRUMP MAGIC ERASER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE BEST WAY TO CLEAN FOOD OFF 39 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:15,395 YOUR WALLS, LIKE A STEAK WITH KETCHUP. [ CRASHING ] 40 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,364 OR SPAGHETTI WITH KETCHUP. [ CRASHING ] EVEN CHILI CHEESE DOGS WITH 41 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,967 KETCHUP. [ SPLAT THE TRUMP MAGIC ERASER WIPES IT 42 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:27,207 ALL AWAY AND BEST OF ALL, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN FLUSH IT DOWN THE 43 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,377 TOILET LIKE A CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,978 >> BYE BYE >> THE TRUMP MAGIC ERASER. AND HE'S GETTING SUED BY 45 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,980 MR. CLEAN. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING. 46 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:39,986 THAT'S AN INTERESTING COMMERCIAL [ APPLAUSE ] 47 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:45,892 WELL, GUYS, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH COUPLE OF DAYS FOR THE GIULIANI FAMILY 48 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,496 FIRST RUDY GIULIANI -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD THIS -- HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS ASSAULTED 49 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,766 AT A GROCERY STORE BUT SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWED THAT IT WAS MORE OF A PAT ON 50 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,935 HIS BACK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, LAST NIGHT, RUDY'S 51 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:57,470 SON ANDREW GIULIANI LOST THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR NEW YORK GOVERNOR 52 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:01,941 YEAH HIS BIGGEST WEAKNESS, NAME RECOGNITION. 53 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,111 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A TOUGH NIGHT FOR ANDREW 54 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,047 HE GAVE HIS DAD A BIG HUG, AND THEN RUDY ACCUSED HIM OF ASSAULT. 55 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:14,087 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? I READ THAT NISSAN IS RECALLING 56 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:20,060 MORE THAN 300,000 PATHFINDERS OVER RISK OF THE HOODS FLYING OPEN WHILE PEOPLE ARE DRIVING. 57 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:25,231 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT NISSAN WAS USING THE TERM PATHFINDER IRONICALLY 58 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:30,670 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF CARS, DUE TO HIGH GAS PRICES, FEWER AMERICANS ARE 59 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,074 GOING ON SUMMER ROAD TRIPS BUT JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE STAYING AT HOME DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T 60 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:39,212 FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON A ROAD TRIP SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 61 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,816 MY HOME ROAD TRIP TIPS RIGHT HERE FIRST, EVERY HALF HOUR, 62 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:46,419 RANDOMLY POINT SOMEWHERE IN THE ROOM AND SAY, "COW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:52,859 NEXT, USE YOUR OWN BATHROOM BUT FLUSH WITH YOUR FOOT [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,161 AND FINALLY, HAVE YOUR KID SIT ON THE COUCH AND THREATEN TO TURN THIS WHOLE HOUSE AROUND 65 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:58,131 "WE'RE GOING -- WE'RE TAKING -- I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE BACK." 66 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:07,741 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S JUST LIKE THE REAL THING. HEY, GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS. 67 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,642 WHOLE FOODS SAID THAT AS THE PANDEMIC EASES, THEY'RE FOCUSED ON HOLDING DOWN PRICES FOR THE 68 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,612 CUSTOMERS. IT'S TRUE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL 69 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,046 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL THEY JUST RELEASED 70 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:15,815 COMMITTED TO OUR CUSTOMERS, AND 71 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,319 WILL CONTINUE SELLING OUR PRODUCTS AT REASONABLE PRICES. LIKE A BUNCH OF BANANAS FOR 72 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,288 JUST $14.99. [ LAUGHTER ] APPLES FOR JUST $9.99 A 73 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:29,496 POUND -- THAT'S CHEAPER THAN A A GALLON OF GAS. AND THIS RIPE AVOCADO THAT COST 74 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,464 JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.99, AND $200 DOWN PAYMENT, AND SECURITY DEPOSIT ON YOUR 75 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:35,268 FIRSTBORN CHILD. PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING WHOLE FOODS, STAY IN YOUR LANE 76 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:44,911 EREWHON. >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING, WOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 77 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:48,281 WELL, SOME TV NEWS NBC IS COMING OUT WITH AN EIGHT-PART SERIES ON DINOSAURS 78 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:57,891 CALLED "SURVIVING EARTH. SPOILER ALERT, THEY DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,826 HEY, I HEARD THAT THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS AND SCIENCES JUST INVITED 397 NEW 80 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:07,033 MEMBERS TO JOIN. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING ONE OF THE NEW MEMBERS SAID -- 81 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:11,571 [ MINION GIBBERISH ] >> Jimmy: WHILE THE OTHER 396 WERE LIKE -- 82 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:20,547 [ MINION GIBBERISH [ FART SOUND ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:25,552 >> Jimmy: AMAZING. WELL -- WELL THIS IS FUN I SAW THAT "BACK TO THE FUTURE: 84 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:31,291 THE MUSICAL" IS SET TO DEBUT ON BROADWAY IN 2023, YEAH THAT'S PRETTY BIG NEWS, AND IF 85 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,059 YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT IT'D BE LIKE, WE GOT OUR HANDS ON A SNEAK PREVIEW. 86 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,361 A SNEAK PREVIEW. TAKE A LOOK. 87 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,797 * 88 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:48,308 * DOC YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE * * THIS IS I THIS IS THE ANSWER 89 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,577 IT SAYS HERE * * A BOLT OF LIGHTNING IS GOING TO STRIKE THE 90 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:55,382 CLOCK TOWER * * PRECISELY AT 10:04 P.M. NEXT SATURDAY NIGH 91 00:06:55,382 --> 00:07:01,087 HM HM HA H HA HA HM HM HM HM * * NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT 92 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,490 WE'RE SENDING YO BACK TO THE FUTURE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:16,369 >> Jimmy: BRAVO! BRAVO! AND FINALLY, AIR NEW ZEALAND 94 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:20,206 HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE ADDING THE WORLD'S FIRST LIE FLAT PODS TO ECONOMY CLASS 95 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:24,044 HERE THEY ARE. THIS IS REAL [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 96 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:28,415 NOW THE GUY WHO HOGS THE ARMREST WILL BE SPOONING YOU [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 97 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:33,853 WOW. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT ELIZABETH OLSEN IS HERE. 98 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,157 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THE ONE AND ONLY FROM "STRANGER THINGS," 99 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:43,596 GATEN MATARAZZO IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE STANDUP FROM 100 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:50,804 SAMANTHA RUDDY ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,974 AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A GUEST ANNOUNCER TONIGHT -- MARK NORMAND RIGHT 102 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,711 THERE. MARK - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:57,711 --> 00:08:00,113 MARK, MARK, MARK HOW'S IT -- HOW'S IT GOING TODAY, BUD 104 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,282 >> Mark: HEY, I'M GOOD I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT -- THAT DINOSAUR DOC 105 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:07,087 I HEARD JOE BIDEN'S IN IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 106 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,256 IT'S FANTASTIC MARK, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,392 >> Mark: GOOD TO BE BACK, JIMBO. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE 108 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:16,029 HERE, BUD. >> Mark: THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE 109 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,697 HERE GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. 110 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,433 HERE WE GO * * HASHTAG 111 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:28,742 HASHTAGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE -- WE DO THIS 112 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,677 THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND YOU GUYS -- I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT 113 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:40,053 TOPIC. SO SINCE THE SUMMER SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF, I SENT 114 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,721 OUT THE HASHTAG SUMMERRAPS AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO GIVE US YOUR BEST RAP PARODIES ABOUT 115 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:45,058 SUMMER WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU 116 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:53,433 FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 117 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,403 SOME OF MY FAVORITE SUMMER RAPS FROM YOU GUY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE ROOTS 118 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,673 THIS FIRST ONE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS ONE? 119 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,043 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS -- 120 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,880 * I HATE BIG BUGS AND I CANNOT LIE YELLOWJACKET 121 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,516 AND DRAGONFLIES * * CUZ WHEN A BEE FLIES IN AND HE'S GIVING YO 122 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,685 A CHASE * * AND HE HEADS RIGH FOR YOUR FAC 123 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:16,489 YOU GET STUNG * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 124 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:28,401 RIGHT THERE. THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @812JMAC HE SAYS -- 125 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:34,207 * IF YOU WANNA GO AND TAKE A RIDE WIT ME YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME CAS 126 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:37,577 I DON'T DRIVE FOR FREE * * OH WHY MUST IT BE THIS WA GAS IT COST TOO MUCH MONEY * 127 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:43,049 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LONG WALK. 128 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,052 THAT WAS A LONG WALK THERE I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE GOING WITH THERE 129 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:54,861 "GAS -- COST TOO MUCH MONEY. OH, THERE YOU GO NOT BAD. 130 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,931 THIS ONE IS FROM @PDB435 HE SAYS -- * IN A MINUTE 131 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:01,735 I'MA NEED A CITRONELLA OUTDOOR CANDLE TO LIGHT IT UP * 132 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:06,006 * CUZ I GOTTA BACKYARD FULL OF MOSQUITO-USSY'S * 133 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,408 * TRYNA SUCK OU ALL MY BLOOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:12,245 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOSQUITO-USSY'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,616 MOSQUITO-USSY'S. THAT'S THE JAM THERE, MOSQUITO-USSY'S. 136 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:26,459 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF THAT TAKES OFF, THAT'LL BE FANTASTIC. 137 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,194 UH, THIS ONE IS FROM -- OH, I CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS ONE MAYBE -- 138 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:32,899 THIS ONE IS FROM @MAGZLAND SHE SAYS - * THIS TOWEL IS VERY VITA 139 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,169 MY SEATS ARE MADE OF VINYL MY LEGS ARE STUC SO WHAT THE [BLEEP] * 140 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,139 * ITS STICKY IS THE TITLE HERE WE GO * * IT'S STICKY 141 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,441 TO GET THAT LINE THAT SUNBURN LIN THAT'S NOT SO FINE * 142 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:47,781 * IT'S STICKY HOW IS I IT'S STICKY STICKY STICKY * 143 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:59,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @EDDIELOVESTOAST 144 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:04,064 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GREAT "AT" NAME EDDIE LOVES -- I LOVE TOAST. 145 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,134 >> Mark: TOAST I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING WRAPS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WE'RE NOT 146 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,736 DOING TOASTS, WE'RE DOING WRAPS, YEAH. ARE YOU A TOAST -- ARE YOU A 147 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,906 A TOAST PERSON >> Mark: I LOVE TOAST. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR BREAKFAST 148 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:18,144 GO-TO? >> Mark: OOH, PROBABLY A BEER. [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,949 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM - [ LAUGHTER ] >> OOH 150 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:28,988 >> THIS IS FROM EDDIELOVESTOAST. HE SAYS -- 151 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,391 * MOVE ITCH GET OFF MY LE GET OFF MY LEG ITC GET OFF MY LEG * 152 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:42,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM MOVIENERD15. 153 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:49,509 SHE SAYS - * GRILLIN' SAUSAG MUSTARD PEPPERS ONIONS 154 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,446 PUT IT ON A BUN YEAH * * DON'T EAT I WITHOUT A NAPKIN 155 00:11:53,446 --> 00:12:02,188 A NAPKIN GRILLIN' SAUSAGE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:09,095 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @DULCEFLOCRUZ99. SHE SAYS - 157 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,931 * MY ICE CREA WITH THE CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE STAYS COLD * 158 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,234 * IT MAKES ME WANNA NIBBLE NIBBL THE CONE * 159 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,737 * I NEVER EVE DRIBBLE DRIBBLES YOU KNO I KEEP IT IN THE FREEZER 160 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:27,681 IT'S REALLY SUCH A PLEASER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 161 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:35,321 @2MUCH2DO56. SHE SAYS - * ALL I DO IS 162 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,725 SWEAT SWEAT SWEA NO MATTER WHAT * * GOT CHILLIN' ON MY MIND 163 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:43,530 I CAN NEVE GET COOLED OFF * * AND EVERY TIM 164 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:48,835 WE STEP OUTSIDE THE BUILDING EVERYBODY'S TEMP GO UP * >> Tariq: AND THAT'S -- THAT'S 165 00:12:48,835 --> 00:13:06,653 PRETTY MUCH IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 166 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:13,059 * AND THEY STAY THERE AND THEY STAY THER AND THEY STAY THER 167 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:20,266 UP AND THEY STAY ] THERE * * THEY GO DOWN UP UP * 168 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,303 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 169 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,705 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF MY FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 170 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,775 WE'RE PLAYING CHARADES WHEN WE COME BACK. * I CAN NEVER 171 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,612 GET COOLED OFF * * YOU SHOULD BE A LIBRARY * EVERY TIM 172 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,247 WE LEAVE THE BUILDING EVERYBODY TEMP GO UP * >> THE SWIGGLES, THE -- OH 173 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:41,688 SHOOT! THE SMURFS - [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:57,671 THE -- OH MY GOD THIS -- THIS SQUIRTERS THIS -- GUNS. OH MY GOD. 175 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,540 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 176 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:06,846 I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY, TARIQ TROTTER, RIGHT NOW, FROM THE ROOTS. 177 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:11,451 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY CHARADES BUT FIRST WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME PLAYERS HERE. 178 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,454 SO, JOINING MY TEAM, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 OF "STRANGER THINGS," 179 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,690 STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, 180 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,223 PLEASE WELCOME, GATEN MATARAZZO. 181 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:31,137 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 182 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,906 >> Jimmy: JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM, SHE STARS IN THE GIANT SUMMER MOVIE, "DR. STRANGE IN THE 183 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,607 MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS," AND HER BOOK, "HATTIE HARMONY: WORRY DETECTIVE" IS AVAILABLE 184 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:40,080 EVERYWHERE BOOKS ARE SOLD. PLEASE WELCOME, ELIZABETH OLSEN. 185 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:51,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HATTIE HARMONY >> HELLO AGAIN 186 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,892 >> HI. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO, IT'S YOU AND ELIZABETH 187 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,961 ME AND GATEN OKAY, NOW, LOOK, WE ALL KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHARADES 188 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,629 WE'RE GOING TO GO FOUR ROUNDS, OKAY 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK PER 189 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,332 ROUND. AND THEN THE FIFTH ROUND IS THE SHOWDOWN 190 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,603 BOTH TEAMS GIVE THE SAME CLUE AT THE SAME TIME YEAH 191 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:08,041 I WILL GO FIRST. EVERYONE CAN TAKE THEIR SEATS. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 192 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,710 >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: READY, PART? 193 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,779 >> I'M TERRIFIED >> WHO'S UP FIRST? YOU'RE UP FIRST? 194 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CAN GO YEAH >> I'M REALLY BAD AT GAMES 195 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,916 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GUYS, WHICH -- WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I CHOOSE? >> OH, I'M SCARED. 196 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:22,622 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> SEVEN SOMEONE REALLY WANTED SEVEN. 197 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:26,426 >> Jimmy: OKAY YEAH, I CAN DO THIS. READY? 198 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:31,264 >> I THINK SO, YEAH. >> IT'S A MOVIE. IT'S ONE WORD. 199 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:36,936 WHAT >> Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU SAY WHAT 200 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:44,377 >> WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS MOVIE? OH, NO 201 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:50,383 SMALL. SMALL. SHORT. 202 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:55,622 TINY TINY SMALL, LITTLE. 203 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,459 ANT. IS IT AN ANT OH, MAN, WHAT DID I DO 204 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,395 [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: "MINIONS!" 205 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,264 >> "MINIONS," YEAH I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT >> Tariq: MINIONS! 206 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:08,101 >> OH, WORD. >> Tariq: IT'S "MINIONS! "MINIONS!" 207 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:12,906 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG WAS THAT TIMER? [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:17,277 HOW LONG WAS THAT TIMER? IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS 80 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 209 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,113 >> THAT WAS NOT 30 SECONDS >> JIMMY, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: THAT FELT LONGER THAN 210 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,082 30 SECONDS >> JIMMY, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY 211 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,051 FIRST? ONCE >> I SAID WHAT 212 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,754 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE -- >> Jimmy: YOU SAID WHAT? >> YEAH. 213 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:32,359 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY WHAT IN CHARADES >> AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SAY - 214 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,227 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU DON'T SAY. WHAT 215 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,963 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT >> I'M SO SORRY. 216 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,466 >> Jimmy: BREATHE. >> WE'LL MAKE A COMEBACK >> Jimmy: WE'LL MAKE A 217 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,201 A COMEBACK >> WE'LL GET THERE >> Jimmy: ELIZABETH, YOU'RE UP 218 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,070 >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. >> WE'LL GET THERE, JIMMY. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 219 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,239 >> Tariq: IN THE GAME, LET'S GO >> DO YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE? 220 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,441 >> Tariq: ASK THE -- THREE, THREE, THREE YEP. 221 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:54,781 >> OH, GOSH. OKAY >> THEY'RE GONNA GET IT IN FOUR 222 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,616 SECONDS. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE EASIER THAN "MINIONS." 223 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,152 >> I'M GOING TO START. >> Tariq: YEP. IT'S A SONG. 224 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,723 >> UH-HUH. >> Tariq: FOUR WORDS RUN OVER -- RUN OVER THE HILL. 225 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:07,160 OVER THE MOUNTAIN. CLIMB OVER THE MOUNTAIN. RUN UP -- UP THE HILL. 226 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,032 "RUNNING UP THE HILL." [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 227 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,034 >> WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WHY COULDN'T HAVE I 228 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,303 GOT THAT >> IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE >> Jimmy: WHY COULDN'T I GET 229 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,674 THAT FOR GATEN I GOT "MINIONS!" >> I WOULD HAVE HAD IT IN 230 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:26,479 FOUR - >> Jimmy: WHO SAID SEVEN WHO SAID SEVEN 231 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,215 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, WHOEVER SAID SEVEN. >> WHO SAID SEVEN? 232 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,052 >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- I REMEMBER THE VOICE. I WAS HEARING IT ON THE STREET 233 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,787 ONE DAY. YOU WALKED BY AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, I GOT $7 -- 234 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:37,824 I GO, "SEVEN WHO SAID THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:45,365 OKAY, GATEN, YOU'RE UP >> THERE WAS SUCH PASSION BEHIND SEVEN, TOO. 236 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,535 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YEAH ALL RIGHT, WELL, SEVEN IS 237 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,203 ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF, SO LET'S GET THIS [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING NUMBER ] 238 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,239 >> I'M NOT LISTENING TO ANY OF YOU. I'M GOING -- 239 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,208 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO COME ON. >> YEAH! 240 00:17:55,208 --> 00:18:00,780 >> Jimmy: THEY LIKED IT. THEY LIKED IT. >> OH, GREAT 241 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,449 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK WE GOT THIS BUD, COME ON 242 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,284 >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING NOW. 243 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,052 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. >> OKAY. >> THAT'S A TV 244 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,455 >> IT IS A TV SHOW I SPOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,290 >> Jimmy: IT'S A MOVIE NO, IT'S A TV. YEAH 246 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:14,227 "WONDER YEARS. NINE WORDS ARE YOU JOKING ME? 247 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,732 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO GOOD HORRIBLE 248 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:23,303 BAD -- THREE -- THREE WORDS YOU'RE DOING NUMBERS 249 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:28,541 90 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] 250 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:47,894 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I -- DID I HAVE A STROKE AND DIE 251 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:53,700 WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED? 90 SLEEPS. 60 MINUTES 252 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:59,706 >> IT WAS "90 DAY FIANCE." I WAS GETTING THERE. I WAS GETTING THERE. 253 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,808 >> Jimmy: YOU ONLY HAD 30 SECONDS TO GET THERE. >> Tariq: YOU -- YOU REALIZE 254 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:07,580 YOU DON'T HAVE 90 DAYS [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 255 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,349 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU GIVE THE CLUES HERE AND TARIQ, IF YOU LOSE THIS, 256 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,418 YOU LOSE POINTS. >> I THINK WE CAN MAKE A A COMEBACK 257 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:16,423 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, WE CAN DO IT >> WE LOSE POINTS IF WE LOSE 258 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,625 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A FINAL ROUND. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING NUMBERS 259 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:35,909 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: HE'S CONFIDENT >> TELEVISION SHOW 260 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:43,049 TWO WORDS. "BREAKING BAD. THE WIGGLES -- THE WIGGLES 261 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:48,355 THE -- SWIGGLES. OH, SHOOT. THE -- SMURFS. 262 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:54,361 THE -- OH, MY GOD. THE SQUIRTERS. THIS -- GUNS 263 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,530 OH, MY GOD I'M SO SORRY "SQUID GAMES!" 264 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,500 >> Tariq: YES! [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 265 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:09,342 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, YOU GOT THAT 266 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:13,279 "SQUID GAMES." [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER AT ONE POINT YOU SAID THE 267 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:17,650 SQUIRFS. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, THAT'S A NEW THING 268 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,120 THE SQUIRFS. OKAY -- WOW, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD >> THIS IS REALLY STRESSING ME 269 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,688 OUT! >> Jimmy: THIS IS A SHOW THAT -- NO, THIS IS FUN, FUN, 270 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:27,694 FUN, FUN GAME. THIS IS THE SHOWDOWN ROUND ALL RIGHT, ELIZABETH AND GATEN, 271 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,229 YOU WILL GIVE CLUES, OKAY? >> NO. >> Jimmy: TARIQ AND I WILL 272 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,399 GUESS. WE GOT THIS. TARIQ AND I WILL GUESS, OKAY 273 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:36,002 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WE ALREADY GOT THE HARD ONES OUT OF THE WAY 274 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,538 "MINIONS" -- >> "MINIONS" AND "90 DAY FIANCE." 275 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,607 >> Jimmy: "90 DAY FIANCE." >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, 276 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,475 YEAH YOUR CLUES WERE GOOD THAT WAS GOOD. 277 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,311 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SLEEPING - >> I WAS GOING INTO DAY. 278 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,180 >> Jimmy: NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. IT ALL MAKES SENSE, YEAH 279 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,784 YOU ACTUALLY EVEN SAID -- YOU SPELLED OUT 90 AND I STILL DIDN'T GET IT. 280 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,086 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS BOTH GIVE THE SAME 281 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,588 CLUES AT THE SAME TIME WHICHEVER TEAM GUESSES FIRST WINS 10,000 POINTS AND THE 282 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,457 WHOLE GAME >> OKAY. PERFECT. 283 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,759 SO THIS IS ALL I NEED. THIS IS ALL WE NEED. >> Tariq: YOU GO THIS, 284 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,261 ELIZABETH. >> DO WE HAVE TO PICK ONE OF THESE? 285 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,229 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU GUYS -- YOU PICK THE SAME NUMBER 286 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:07,500 >> WHY AM I SO NERVOUS [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING NUMBERS >> Jimmy: I GET IT 287 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:13,740 >> I'M SEEING A LOT OF TENS. OKAY, PERFECT. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 288 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,142 >> OKAY. >> OKAY. >> MM-HM 289 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,746 ALL RIGHT. >> GOT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,481 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: WAIT, THEY BOTH GOT IT 291 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,450 HOLD ON A SECOND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,087 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> IT'S WEIRD. >> Tariq: TV SHOW. 293 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,356 >> Jimmy: TV "NAKED AND AFRAID. [ DINGING 294 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:38,998 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 295 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:45,638 ELIZABETH OLSEN, GATEN MATARAZZO, TARIQ TROTTER WE'RE TALKING TO ELIZABETH 296 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,108 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:55,148 * "RUNNING UP THAT HILL," BY THE WAY, HOW ABOUT THAT? 298 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,550 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S TAKING A LIFE OF ITS OWN 299 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:02,455 >> IT'S GREAT FOR ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE IT'S REPLACED "NEVER 300 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:21,808 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES OF THE SUMMER, "DOCTOR STRANGE IN 301 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:27,681 THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS," WHICH IS STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS 302 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,283 AND SHE ALSO CO-WROTE THIS BOOK, "HATTIE HARMONY: WORRY DETECTIVE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE 303 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,852 ANYWHERE BOOKS ARE SOLD. PLEASE WELCOME, ELIZABETH OLSEN, EVERYBODY 304 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:32,886 PLEASE WELCOME, ELIZABETH OLSEN, EVERYBODY 305 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:40,894 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 306 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:51,938 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME. 307 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:58,278 WELCOME BACK DID YOU -- THAT WAS STRESSFUL. >> YEAH. 308 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:00,146 I HAVE, LIKE, QUITE AN ADRENALINE RUSH RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU DO 309 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,649 >> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: BUT DO YOU LIKE THIS IS THIS THE WAY WE SHOULD 310 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,151 ALWAYS DO IT A GAME WITH YOU BEFORE WE TALK >> YEAH, IT KIND OF BREAKS THE 311 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,787 ICE IN A NICE WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MY HEART RATE IS STILL 312 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,359 REALLY HIGH. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY COMPETITIVE I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH 313 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,328 >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WOULD BE DECENT, ACTUALLY. AND I -- SO THAT WAS -- THAT'S 314 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,197 GOOD >> Jimmy: YOU WERE PHENOMENAL, BY THE WAY 315 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:19,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I FELT LIKE I WAS OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE MORE THAN 316 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:23,103 DECENT YOU WERE MORE THAN DECENT. >> NO. 317 00:23:23,103 --> 00:23:26,706 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE REAL BAD, AND I WASN'T AS BAD AS - 318 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:33,346 WELL - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS INTERESTING 319 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,749 THOUGH, TO ME, BECAUSE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "DOCTOR 320 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,283 STRANGE. >> YES, WE WERE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I 321 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:40,086 DON'T -- I DON'T -- JIMMY, I DON'T KNOW I NEVER KNOW IF THE MOVIE IS 322 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,088 GOING TO BE BIG OR NOT BIG I JUST DON'T KNOW. I DO MY BEST AND BLAH, BLAH, 323 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,523 BLAH." AND I GO, "IT'S GOING TO BE GIANT. 324 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,859 YOU WERE LIKE, "I JUST DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW." AND IT WENT ON TO MAKE OVER 325 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,794 $950 MILLION >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: ALMOST A BILLION 326 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,196 DOLLARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,098 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW >> NO, BUT I GUESS IT DID. 328 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,134 IT DID >> Jimmy: IT DEFINITELY DID IT YES, IT DID. 329 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:56,536 IT'S A GIANT, MASSIVE HIT. >> THAT'S A WILD NUMBER. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN INSANE 330 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,839 NUMBER >> IT'S A WEIRD NUMBER THAT I CAN'T REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW 331 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,341 WHAT TO EQUATE IT TO THOSE NUMBERS. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 332 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,077 IT, STILL? >> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, STILL. 333 00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,813 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH IS IT BECAUSE, JUST, YOU DON'T 334 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:11,184 SEE YOUR OWN MOVIES. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE >> I WISH. 335 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:13,286 NO, I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE I'M LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, WANTS TO STUDY 336 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,555 SOMETHING SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 337 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:22,328 SO, YOU JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT >> NO. 338 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,064 I HAD A COLD WHEN WE HAD THE PREMIERE, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH IT 339 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:28,468 >> Jimmy: YOU DID HAVE A COLD? >> I DID HAVE A COLD >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT. 340 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,537 >> AND THEN I -- YES, BECAUSE I WAS HERE, AND YOU GAVE ME THAT SPRAY. 341 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,939 >> Jimmy: YEAH DID IT WORK? >> IT WAS FABULOUS 342 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,075 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. >> YEAH. AND SO, I ASKED THEM TO SEND ME 343 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,876 A COPY, SO I COULD WATCH IT. AND IT WAS -- LIKE, IT HAD MY NAME ON IT, AND THEN IT HAD, 344 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,079 LIKE, THE TIME I WAS WATCHING IT AND I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH IT 345 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,147 LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, BECAUSE IT'S MARVEL, IT'S VERY TRICKY WHEN 346 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,982 YOU -- >> YES >> Jimmy: THEY CALL THEM THE 347 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,751 SCREENERS. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IF THEY GIVE YOU 348 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,786 A SCREENER OF A MOVIE, YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH." BUT THEY PUT A WATER MARK ON IT 349 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,755 IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW SELL IT ILLEGALLY. >> YEAH, SO MY NAME WOULD BE ON 350 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,990 IT, AND THE EXACT TIME AND DATE >> Jimmy: IMAGING DOING THAT 351 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,393 IMAGINE IF YOU DID THAT. >> AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE, DISTRACTED 352 00:24:53,393 --> 00:24:55,395 >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU. >> COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I DID 353 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,330 DO THAT. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU, AT ALL, TO ME, TO DO THAT 354 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:01,368 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GOING TO DO MORE MARVEL? 355 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:06,272 >> I HOPE SO THEY DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY FATE. 356 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,041 SO, I -- >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T EVEN LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMING 357 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:11,077 BACK >> NO. I DON'T KNOW 358 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:17,751 >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU'RE -- I MEAN, YOU CAN -- >> I SHOULD COME BACK. 359 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:23,056 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. OF COURSE, YOU SHOULD COME 360 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:29,362 BACK >> BUT I REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW 361 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:36,069 I LIKE -- I WANT, LIKE, FANS TO BE, LIKE, SO AGGRESSIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 362 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:37,437 >> YOU KNOW, AND LIKE TERRIFY THEM INTO DOING IT OR SOMETHING. 363 00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:40,407 >> Jimmy: NO NO - >> I MEAN, THAT'S NOT A GOOD 364 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,676 WAY TO DO ANYTHING ACTUALLY. I REALLY TAKE THAT BACK. >> Jimmy: NO, WELL THE FANS 365 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,978 LOVE YOU >> YEAH. NO ONE NEEDS TO USE, LIKE, 366 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,480 FORCE. >> Jimmy: NO WE LOVE YOU. 367 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,115 WE JUST WANT TO SEE MORE OF YOU. >> I WOULD LOVE TO DO MORE 368 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,085 "WANDAVISION," YOU JUST CRUSHED THAT AS WELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:54,154 I WOULD -- I WOULD DO THAT -- I WOULD LOVE ANY -- I WOULD LOVE ANY OF THE -- ALL OF THE ABOVE 370 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,556 >> IT WOULD BE FUN >> Jimmy: ALL OF THE ABOVE >> YEAH. 371 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,958 AND I'LL WATCH THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S STREAMING, I HEARD 372 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,361 >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS THERE YOU GO >> YEAH. 373 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,329 >> Jimmy: AND YOUR NAME WILL BE ON IT FOR A LITTLE BIT AT THE TOP. 374 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,031 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU'RE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE. 375 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,933 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS - >> YES, PLEASE >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE 376 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,268 HERE WE UNVEILED THE COVER "HATTIE HARMONY: WORRY 377 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:10,136 DETECTIVE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THIS 378 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,739 YOU WROTE THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC >> YES, I DID, WITH MY HUSBAND 379 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,240 AND WE WERE ALREADY WANTING TO WRITE CHILDREN'S BOOKS PRE-PANDEMIC 380 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:20,313 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT MADE SENSE TO WRITE ONE ABOUT CHILDREN'S MENTAL 381 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:21,915 WELLNESS OR REALLY JUST DEALING WITH WORRIES AND ANXIETIES FOR KIDS 382 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,783 AND TEACHING THEM EMOTIONAL LANGUAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME. SO, IT'S "HATTIE HARMONY: WORRY 383 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,519 DETECTIVE," AND SHE IS A CAT WHO GOES TO SCHOOL CALLED WILDWOOD ELEMENTARY. 384 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:33,893 AND SHE HELPS HER FRIENDS IDENTIFY THEIR WORRIES AND THEN SHE GIVES THEM TOOLS 385 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,229 ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT >> Jimmy: IT'S SO CUTE I LOVE IT. 386 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:40,066 MARISSA VALDEZ DOES THE ILLUSTRATION >> YEAH, VERY CUTE 387 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,470 ILLUSTRATIONS. IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THE -- 388 00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,972 THIS IS WHERE SOMEONE HAS BUTTERFLIES IN THEIR STOMACH, AND SHE GETS A BUTTERFLY NET TO 389 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:51,778 GET THEM OUT >> PEARL PEPPERCORN, THE PORCUPINE, HAS BUTTERFLIES IN 390 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,582 HER STOMACH. >> Jimmy: I SAW THERE'S -- THERE'S THIS PHOTO THAT YOU AND 391 00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,117 YOUR HUSBAND HAVE BEEN DOING THAT'S GOING AROUND ON THE INTERNET 392 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,854 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY FLAT HATTIE 393 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:04,791 >> FLAT HATTIES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FLAT HATTIE. WHERE ARE YOU HERE 394 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,860 >> WE'RE IN ITALY PRE-GETTING COVID. >> Jimmy: YEAH 395 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:12,599 THIS IS BEFORE, YEAH >> YEAH, AND SO, WE -- YEAH, SO WE'D TAKE HATTIE WITH US 396 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:22,475 WHEREVER WE'D GO AND MY HUSBAND CARRIES HER LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, THE GYM, 397 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:26,212 DODGER GAMES >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THAT -- HERE IT IS -- 398 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,481 >> WE'RE REALLY BIG DODGER FANS >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GIANT DODGER 399 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,784 FANS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE'RE GIANT DODGER FANS 400 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,652 AND SO, EVERY SINGLE PLAYER WITH A KID ON THE TEAM, THEY DON'T KNOW THIS YET, BUT THEY 401 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,888 WILL BE GETTING A "HATTIE HARMONY. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU LOVE THEM 402 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:40,493 THAT MUCH? >> WE LOVE THE DODGERS >> Jimmy: BUT ANYONE OUT THERE, 403 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,063 YOU CAN DRAW YOUR HATTIE HARMONIES, AND START FLAT HATTIE'ING AROUND WHEREVER 404 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:47,200 YOU ARE. IS IT TRUE THAT I HEARD HATTIE IS HERE, TONIGHT 405 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,602 >> IT IS TRUE. >> Jimmy: SOMEWHERE IN THE AUDIENCE 406 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:52,972 >> SHE'S A REALLY BIG FAN. >> Jimmy: SHE'S A FAN? >> SHE'S A BIG FAN OF "THE 407 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,607 TONIGHT SHOW" AND THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: AND THE ROOTS, OF COURSE 408 00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:57,677 >> AND SO SHE WANTED TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE HER 409 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,647 OH, THERE SHE IS OH, MY GOSH. >> AND THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL 410 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:09,389 HUSBAND, ROBBIE ARNETT >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, THAT IS YOUR AWESOME HUSBAND. 411 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:11,458 HEY, BUDDY, GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:15,161 CONGRATS ON THE BOOK CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BOOK. HAVE A GREAT SUMMER. 413 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:18,031 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANKS FOR PLAYING ELIZABETH OLSEN, EVERYBODY 414 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,100 "HATTIE HARMONY: WORRY DETECTIVE" IS AVAILABLE NOW. GATEN MATARAZZO JOINS US AFTER 415 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:40,387 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 416 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,088 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW WHO YOU CAN 417 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:51,965 SEE IN "STRANGER THINGS. SEASON FOUR VOLUME TWO COMES OUT ON FRIDAY, I CANNOT WAIT 418 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:57,203 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE IS ALSO RETURNING TO BROADWAY IN THE MUSICAL "DEAR 419 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,072 EVAN HANSON. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME GATEN MATARAZZO! 420 00:28:59,072 --> 00:28:59,105 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME GATEN MATARAZZO! 421 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:08,348 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 422 00:29:08,348 --> 00:29:15,055 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE CHARADES 423 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,758 CHAMPION >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YES! 424 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:26,032 WE ARE THE CHAMPS. >> NOT DESERVED. >> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL 425 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,401 >> AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NOT AT ALL BY THE WAY, YOU KEPT SAYING, 426 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:30,437 "HEY, WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK." AND WHAT DID WE DO 427 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,839 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: CAME BACK. UNBELIEVABLE 428 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,474 YEAH, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, "DEAR EVAN HANSON. >> YEAH. 429 00:29:34,474 --> 00:29:36,242 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE COMING BACK TO BROADWAY >> I AM. 430 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,645 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 431 00:29:38,645 --> 00:29:40,847 >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- IS IT LIKE RIDING A BIKE? DO YOU GO, I KNOW HOW TO DO 432 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:47,921 THIS BROADWAY >> UM, A LITTLE BIT. 433 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:55,261 IT'S MORE -- SO IF THAT'S RIDING A BIKE, THIS IS KIND OF LIKE GETTING ON A MOTORCYCLE 434 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,163 >> Jimmy: OH, IT IS? >> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT, JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN -- I 435 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,199 HAVEN'T RUN IN A SHOW LONG TERM, CONSISTENTLY SINCE I WAS 12 436 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,067 AND THAT WAS BEFORE MY VOICE CHANGED. I WAS ONLY DOING FOUR SHOWS 437 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:04,437 A WEEK THEN. NOW I'M DOING EIGHT. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU CAN JUST 438 00:30:04,437 --> 00:30:10,343 IMAGINE IT'S JUST SO STRAINING ON YOUR VOICE TO DO -- >> ESPECIALLY -- YEAH, THIS 439 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:13,713 SHOW IS -- IS NOT KIND TO MOST OF THE PERFORMERS IN IT. AND I'M PLAYING JARED. 440 00:30:13,713 --> 00:30:18,551 I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED AND -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 441 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:21,588 WHEN DOES IT BEGIN WHEN -- WHEN DO YOU OPEN >> I OPEN JULY 19th. 442 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:24,224 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 443 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:28,261 IT IS SOON >> Jimmy: THAT WHOLE CAST OF "STRANGER THINGS" CAN ALL SING 444 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:31,031 >> A GOOD PORTION, YES >> Jimmy: IT'S A TALENTED CAST >> SOME OF THEM MUCH BETTER 445 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,866 THAN I CAN, YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- I THINK SEASON ONE, DO YOU REMEMBER 446 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,534 THAT YOU WERE DOING THIS THING THAT ALL THE REST OF THE CAST WAS GETTING ANNOYED BY 447 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:38,204 YOU KEPT SINGING "OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU REMEMBER THIS 448 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:42,375 WE HAD A - * OH, MY GOD * >> YEAH, THAT ONE. 449 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,344 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KEPT SINGING OH, MY GOD >> YEAH, THAT ONE. 450 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:47,514 >> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?" 451 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,582 BUT THAT WAS YOUR -- THAT WAS YOUR CATCH PHRASE AT THE TIME. >> AT THE TIME, YEAH 452 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,451 I WANTED SOMETHING THAT, LIKE, THEY'D HEAR JUST IN THE DISTANCE AND BE LIKE, "THERE HE 453 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:57,223 IS AND --" >> Jimmy: YEAH CAN YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME? 454 00:30:57,223 --> 00:31:00,193 * OH, MY GOD * >> I WAS BETTER AT IT WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 14. 455 00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:05,532 I WAS BETTER AT -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SO GOOD 456 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:07,067 THAT SHOULD BE -- SOMEONE SHOULD SAMPLE THAT AND PUT IT IN A SONG. 457 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:08,501 >> WELL, IT'S BETTER WHEN THE ROOTS CAN -- ACCOMPANY YOU WITH IT 458 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:14,274 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO A LITTLE BIT OF A - * OH, MY GOD * 459 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:17,344 >> YEAH. OF COURSE. IT'S PERFECT 460 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:24,784 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> THAT'S WHAT WE NEED, YEAH 461 00:31:24,784 --> 00:31:27,854 >> Jimmy: IN THE SHOW -- I GUESS I GOT TO SEE "NEVER ENDING STORY," OF COURSE 462 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:30,423 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'LL GET TO THAT. "RUNNING UP THAT HILL," BY THE 463 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:32,258 WAY, HOW ABOUT THAT? >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S TAKING A LIFE 464 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:35,295 OF ITS OWN >> IT'S GREAT FOR ME >> Jimmy: YEAH 465 00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:37,097 >> BECAUSE IT'S REPLACING "NEVERENDING STORY." >> Jimmy: OH, BECAUSE THAT WAS 466 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:41,167 YOUR THING >> OH, YEAH. THAT WAS - 467 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:49,175 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S ON -- >> NOW, IT'S SUCKS FOR SADIE 468 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:52,879 YEAH, BUT I'M IN THE CLEAR FOR A BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:55,415 IT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: WHEN SADIE WAS ON THE SHOW, SHE WAS -- I WAS TALKING 470 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:58,685 ABOUT VECNA. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE NEW 471 00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:02,489 CHARACTER WHO HAS KIND OF TAKEN OFF A LITTLE BIT THAT SHOW, "STRANGER THINGS. 472 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:07,961 YEAH, HERE'S -- HERE'S VECNA AND SHE SAID SHE HAD A VERY -- >> THERE HE IS 473 00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:10,930 >> Jimmy: I THINK HE -- WAS HE FRIGHTENING ON THE SET AND SHE GOES, "ACTUALLY NO 474 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:15,168 BECAUSE I HAD -- FIRST TIME I MET VECNA, HE WAS EATING A A SANDWICH." 475 00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:16,736 [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF TAKES ALL THE FRIGHTENING OUT WHEN HE'S 476 00:32:16,736 --> 00:32:21,074 EATING A HOAGIE. JUST CHOMPING ON A HOAGIE. >> IT REMINDS -- I SAW HIM ONCE 477 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:28,515 DURING FILMING OF VOLUME ONE I SAW -- >> Jimmy: VECNA. 478 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:31,084 >> YEAH, I SAW VECNA SITTING THERE. AND I LOOKED OVER LIKE, "HI, 479 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:33,420 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. I HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE THE TABLE READ." 480 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:37,924 AND HE WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, HOW ARE YOU? IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." 481 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:40,160 LIKE JUST IN A LAWN CHAIR. LIKE FEET UP, AND LIKE WHOLE-HALF, DONE UP IN VECNA 482 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,798 GEAR IT IS UNSETTLING >> Jimmy: YEAH 483 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,866 >> AND JUST BONKERS. >> Jimmy: FROM THE WAIST DOWN WEARING, LIKE, SWEAT PANTS 484 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:51,237 >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH I THINK. I THINK IF I REMEMBER 485 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:55,842 CORRECTLY, I WAS KIND OF DRAWN TOWARDS HIS MESSED UP FACE BUT -- 486 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:57,577 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND HE'S JUST TALKING TO YOU LIKE HE'S NOT VECNA 487 00:32:57,577 --> 00:32:59,813 >> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU? HE'S LIKE, "IT'S GOOD TO SEE 488 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:03,283 YOU. LIKE, HE LOOKED EXHAUSTED. [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:05,251 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE DOING THIS, YOU GO, "OKAY. OH MY GOSH, WE HAVE -- 490 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:11,925 THEY GO, "THERE'S TWO NEW EPISODES COMING OUT. AND YOU GO - 491 00:33:11,925 --> 00:33:17,497 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY GO, "TWO? 492 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:20,066 THAT'S IT? AND THEN YOU GO -- >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 493 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,901 >> Jimmy: EVERY EPISODE IS LIKE - THE FIRST EPISODE'S LIKE, TWO 494 00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:23,603 HOURS? >> THE FIRST EPISODE -- THE EIGHTH EPISODE IS LIKE, THINK 495 00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:25,338 PROBABLY AN HOUR AND A HALF. BUT EPISODE NINE IS GETTING CLOSE TO TWO AND A HALF HOURS. 496 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,873 IT'S A MOVIE >> Jimmy: THAT IS A MOVIE RIGHT THERE. 497 00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:29,609 >> IT'S A MOVIE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: COMING OUT >> I KNOW. 498 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,911 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 499 00:33:31,911 --> 00:33:33,346 HERE'S GATEN MATARAZZO IN SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS." 500 00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:34,381 THINGS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 501 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:35,515 >> HEY, STEVE. 502 00:33:35,515 --> 00:33:38,485 >> DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS >> HOW MANY PHONES DO YOU HAVE >> SOMEBODY WAS MURDERED 503 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:40,320 >> HOW MANY PHONES DO YOU HAVE >> TWO WHY? 504 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,522 >> TECHNICALLY THREE IF YOU COUNT KEITH'S IN THE BACK. >> THREE WORKS 505 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:44,924 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU - >> MY PILE 506 00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:46,559 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT MY TAPES DUDE 507 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:48,528 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? >> SETTING UP BASE OF OPERATIONS HERE. 508 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,930 >> BASE OF OPERATIONS? >> STOP. GET OFF OF THAT. 509 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:52,799 >> NO. I NEED IT. >> NEED IT FOR WHAT? 510 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,668 >> LOOKING UP EDDIE'S FRIENDS' PHONE NUMBERS. >> OH, EDDIE 511 00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:56,403 YOU NEW BEST FRIEND EDDIE WHO YOU THINK IS COOLER THAN ME BECAUSE HE PLAYS YOUR NERDY 512 00:33:56,403 --> 00:34:00,874 GAME >> YES I NEVER SAID THAT. 513 00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:02,842 >> SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, MAYBE ON A MONDAY YOU CAN PLAY AROUND HERE LIKE TODDLERS, BUT IT'S 514 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:06,246 SATURDAY IT'S OUR BUSIEST DAY >> ALL RIGHT, LOOK 515 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:08,281 ROBIN, I TOTALLY EMPAPHIZE BUT THIS CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY? >> WHAT, BECAUSE CALLING ALL OF 516 00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:11,284 EDDIE'S FRIENDS IS AN EMERGENCY? >> CORRECT 517 00:34:11,284 --> 00:34:13,887 >> DO YOU WANT ME TO STRANGLE HIM? OR DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 518 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,956 >> WE CAN TAKE TURNS >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:19,325 GATEN MATARAZZO, EVERYBODY SEASON FOUR VOLUME TWO OF "STRANGER THINGS" IS ON NETFLIX 520 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,529 THIS FRIDAY. AND YOU CAN SEE GATEN IN "DEAR EVAN HANSON" ON BROADWAY, 521 00:34:22,529 --> 00:34:26,366 STARTING JULY 19th WE HAVE STAND UP FROM SAMANTHA RUDDY WHEN WE COME 522 00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:28,201 BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:34:28,201 --> 00:34:49,889 *, >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HER COMEDY ALBUM "LOGGING OUT" 524 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:52,625 AVAILABLE NOW ON APPLE MUSIC MAKING HER "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT. 525 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,993 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY SAMANTHA RUDDY 526 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:08,675 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 527 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:10,443 I FLEW ON A TINY PLANE, LIKE THREE YEARS AGO, AND EVERY DAY SINCE HAS JUST BEEN A NICE 528 00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:24,190 BONUS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO SMALL THEY HAD TO 529 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,393 TAKE OUR WEIGHTS MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME. SHE WAS LIKE, "SAM, I NEED TO 530 00:35:26,393 --> 00:35:29,062 KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH. I WAS LIKE, "OH, UM, 160 POUNDS?" 531 00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:31,631 SHE WAS LIKE, "I NEED YOUR REAL WEIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:35,568 "'CAUSE IT'S TO BALANCE THE PLANE OUT. I WAS LIKE, "OH, SORRY 533 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:40,273 UH, 180 POUNDS?" SHE WAS LIKE, "THE PLANE WILL CRASH. 534 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:46,613 [ LAUGHTER ] "WE WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY FAMILY THIS WEEKEND. 535 00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:50,316 I WAS LIKE, "OH, I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR 536 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:56,790 FAMILY." [ LAUGHTER ] "I WEIGH 50 POUNDS." 537 00:35:56,790 --> 00:36:05,732 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DON'T EVEN LIKE FLYING ON REGULAR PLANES -- TOO RISKY. 538 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:11,204 THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THAT I DO, IS I CUT MY OWN HAIR [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 539 00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:17,877 AND I ONLY DO THAT BECAUSE I GOT THE WORST HAIRCUT OF MY LIFE FROM A SALON. 540 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:19,746 IT WAS SO BAD THAT BEFORE THE WOMAN WAS EVEN FINISHED, SHE SAID, "AH, IT'LL GROW BACK." 541 00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:26,419 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE GAVE ME, LIKE, SWOOPY BANGS IN THE FRONT, AND THEN SPIKEY 542 00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:31,224 ON TOP SHE GAVE ME THE KAREN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 543 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:38,531 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART WAS I COULDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN 544 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:47,707 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A KAREN WOULD DO 545 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:54,080 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'D BE LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO THE MANAGER? 546 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,983 BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO." [ LAUGHTER ] ONE NICE THING ABOUT CUTTING MY 547 00:36:56,983 --> 00:36:59,185 OWN HAIR IS IT SAVES MONEY I AM HORRIBLE WITH MONEY, AND I CAN PINPOINT THE EXACT MOMENT 548 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,121 WHERE THINGS WENT WRONG. MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL -- WE GOT TO PICK 549 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:08,595 ELECTIVES. I CHOSE TO TAKE PHILOSOPHY INSTEAD OF MONEY MANAGEMENT. 550 00:37:08,595 --> 00:37:15,035 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND TO THIS DAY, I CANNOT BALANCE A CHECKBOOK. 551 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:24,244 BUT I DO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PHILOSOPHY EITHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 552 00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:28,615 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHY IS YOUR CREDIT SCORE SO LOW? AND I'M LIKE, "CAN ONE TRULY 553 00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:31,051 SCORE YOUR CREDIT? [ LAUGHTER ] THEY CAN 554 00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:37,257 IT'S 540 [ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER REASON I THINK I'M BAD 555 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,659 WITH MONEY IS 'CAUSE MY MOM NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING FOR MYSELF 556 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:41,394 SHE STILL DOESN'T. I WAS SHOPPING WITH HER RECENTLY 557 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:50,670 I WANTED TO BUY A VIOLENT VIDEOGAME. SHE CUT ME OFF 558 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:52,772 ON MY WAY TO THE CASHIER, SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, MR. GAMESTOP, I JUST HAVE TO ASK -- IS THIS 559 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:56,076 GAME VIOLENT?" AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 560 00:37:56,076 --> 00:38:00,847 AND MY MOM SAID, "WELL, I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY KID PLAYING IT." 561 00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:03,249 AND HE GOES, "WELL, HOW OLD'S YOUR KID?" AND MY MOM SAYS, "29." 562 00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:09,589 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND HE WAS LIKE, 563 00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:11,791 "IS IT THIS WOMAN? [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "YOU HEARD THE 564 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:14,527 LADY CAN I HANDLE IT OR NOT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 565 00:38:14,527 --> 00:38:19,666 I COULDN'T [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S REALLY VIOLENT. 566 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:25,872 I HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT. DON'T PLAY "MADDEN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 567 00:38:25,872 --> 00:38:35,081 THANKS THANK YOU, THANKS. I LOVE FOOTBALL, BUT I'VE BEEN 568 00:38:35,081 --> 00:38:39,052 TRYING TO GET INTO THE NBA, 'CAUSE IT'S WAY GENTLER. YOU KNOW, EVEN THE TEAM NAMES 569 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:41,554 IN THE NBA ARE LESS AGGRESSIVE THAN NFL TEAM NAMES. THE NFL IS LIKE, "WE'RE THE 570 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:47,060 MINNESOTA VIKINGS. WE'RE FIERCE." THE NBA IS LIKE, "WE'RE THE 571 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:55,402 UTAH JAZZ. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WE'RE DIFFICULT TO 572 00:38:55,402 --> 00:39:01,408 APPRECIATE." [ LAUGHTER ] "WE'RE THE DENVER NUGGETS. 573 00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:06,780 WE'RE FOUR FOR A DOLLAR. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT TO LIKE SPORTS. 574 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:10,016 I GREW UP WITH THREE BROTHERS. WE LIKE TO ARGUE OVER WHO MY MOM'S FAVORITE IS. 575 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:17,590 BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT, WE LIKE TO ARGUE OVER WHO HER LEAST FAVORITE IS. 576 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:19,659 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET HER THE OTHER DAY. I WAS LIKE, "MOM, YOU'RE 577 00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:26,766 TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH THE FOUR OF US AND A KILLER ONE OF US HAS TO GO, WHO DO YOU 578 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,134 PICK?" SHE WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS I WOULD PICK ME. 579 00:39:28,134 --> 00:39:32,138 OH AND THEN SHE SAID, "BECAUSE I HAVE INTEREST IN BEING TRAPPED 580 00:39:32,138 --> 00:39:33,873 IN A ROOM WITH EVEN THREE OF YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 581 00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:38,678 SHE HAS A VICIOUS SENSE OF HUMOR. ONE TIME MY BROTHER CALLED ME 582 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:44,718 AN IGNORAMUS SHE SAID, "HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT 583 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:48,188 YOU HAVE TO USE SMALLER WORDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH 584 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:51,791 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 585 00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:57,697 >> Jimmy: HEY! COME ON, PAL SAMANTHA RUDDY 586 00:39:57,697 --> 00:39:59,332 "LOGGING OUT" IS AVAILABLE ON APPLE MUSIC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 587 00:39:59,332 --> 00:40:19,919 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 588 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:25,592 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ELIZABETH OLSEN, GATEN MATARAZZO, SAMANTHA RUDDY 589 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:28,762 HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT 590 00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:32,699 THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 591 00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:35,669 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.