>> Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STEVE CARELL
MAYA HAWKE GIVEON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1680 >> Tariq: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU LOOK GREAT YOU SOUND GREAT, TOO
WELCOME, EVERYBODY I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS TODAY, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE HELD ANOTHER HEARING AND PEOPLE ARE
CALLING IT THE MOST SHOCKING PIECE OF TESTIMONY EVER GIVEN BEFORE CONGRESS.
YEP, COMMITTEE'S BIG WITNESS WAS FORMER TRUMP AIDE CASSIDY HUTCHINSON
AND SHE DROPS SOME MAJOR BOMBSHELLS HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW
TRUMP REACTED WHEN HIS DRIVER TOLD HIM THAT HE COULDN'T GO TO THE CAPITOL.
TO THE EFFECT OF, "I'M THE EFFING PRESIDENT, TAKE ME UP TO
THE CAPITOL NOW. THE PRESIDENT REACHED UP TOWARDS THE FRONT OF THE
VEHICLE TO GRAB AT THE STEERING WHEEL. MR. TRUMP THEN USED HIS FREE
HAND TO LUNGE TOWARDS BOBBY ENGEL AND WHEN MR. ORNATO HAD RECANTED THIS STORY TO ME
HE HAD MOTIONED FOR HIS CLAVICLES. >> Jimmy: IMMEDIATELY THE
AGENTS WERE LIKE, "WHO THE HELL LET HIM OUT OF HIS CAR SEAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, HOW DID HE REACH THE STEERING WHEEL?" ALWAYS GOOD WHEN YOU NEED
ANOTHER SECRET SERVICE TO PROTECT THE SECRET SERVICE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE LATER, HUTCHINSON RECALLED HOW TRUMP REACTED
AFTER ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR SAID THAT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF ELECTION FRAUD.
WATCH THIS
>> I LEFT THE OFFICE AND WENT
DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM. I FIRST NOTICED THERE WAS KETCHUP DRIPPING DOWN THE WALL
AND THERE'S A SHATTERED PORCELAIN PLATE ON THE FLOOR THE PRESIDENT WAS EXTREMELY
ANGRY AT THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S "A.P." INTERVIEW AND HAD THROWN HIS LUNCH AGAINST THE WALL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KNOWING TRUMP, HE PROBABLY FINISHED HIS BIG MAC
FIRST THEN THREW THE PLATE [ LAUGHTER ] "HOLD UP
I'M FURIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
TWO OF TRUMP'S FAVORITE THINGS COMING TOGETHER, KETCHUP AND WALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING WELL IT TURN'S OUT MELANIA'S
CHRISTMAS TREE -- YEAH, YOU JUST GOT IT NOW. OKAY, SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] * OH, WOW.
EVERYONE IS SLOWLY GETTING IT, GOOD IT TURNS OUT MELANIA'S
CHRISTMAS TREES WEREN'T RED, THEY WERE JUST COVERED IN HEINZ.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE HUTCHINSON ALSO TESTIFIED THAT
TRUMP NOT ONLY KNEW THAT HIS PROTESTERS WERE ARMED, BUT ACTUALLY DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GO
THROUGH MAGS WHICH ARE DEVICES THAT SCREEN FOR WEAPONS. CHECK THIS OUT
ANGRY THAT WE WEREN'T LETTING PEOPLE THROUGH THE MAGS WITH
WEAPONS. I OVERHEARD THE PRESIDENT SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU
KNOW, "I DON'T EFFING CARE THAT THEY HAVE WEAPONS. THEY'RE NOT HERE TO HURT ME.
TAKE THE EFFING MAGS AWAY. LET MY PEOPLE IN THEY CAN MARCH TO THE CAPITOL
FROM HERE. LET THE PEOPLE IN. TAKE THE EFFING MAGS AWAY.
>> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, FOX NEWS WAS LIKE, "WE'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS QUICK TWO-HOUR
COMMERCIAL BREAK." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, SWITCHING GEARS
I SAW THAT THE TOP ACCOUNTING FIRM ERNST & YOUNG HAS BEEN FINED $100 MILLION FOR ALLOWING
IT'S EMPLOYEES TO CHEAT ON CPA EXAMS. BUT WE GOT A COPY OF ONE OF THE
EXAMS. I GOT TO TELL YOU, THEIR ANSWERS ARE WAY OFF.
I'LL GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES FOR INSTANCE, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT IS AN ANALYST?
ONE ACCOUNTANT WROTE, "ANOTHER NAME FOR A PROCTOLOGIST. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED "DEFINE A GRANTEE," ANOTHER ACCOUNTANT WROTE "WHEN GRANDMA HAS THAT
LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR UNDER HER CHIN." [ LAUGHTER ]
UP NEXT IS WHEN ASKED TO FIND THE FOLLOWING CPA AND W-2, ONE ACCOUNTANT PUT "THOSE ARE THE
TWO ROBOTS IN 'STAR WARS.' [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT IS
A RED HERRING. ONE ACCOUNTANT WROTE "PRINCE HARRY'S HAIRSTYLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED, "WHAT'S A RECESSION?
THE SAME ACCOUNTANT WROTE "PRINCE WILLIAM'S HAIRSTYLE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY SHOULDN'T CHEAT THEY SHOULDN'T CHEAT ON THOSE
THINGS [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, GUYS
LOWE'S ANNOUNCED THEY ARE EXPANDING INTO THE METAVERSE TO HELP PEOPLE VISUALIZE THEIR
IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS IT'S A COOL IDEA, BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE
FAR. CHECK OUT THIS AD I JUST SAW
IN THE 21st CENTURY. THAT IS WHY WE ARE INTRODUCED LOWE'S METAVERSE
SO YOU COULD SEE HOW THAT PAINT LOOKS BEFORE YOU BUY IT. IN THE METAVERSE, YOU CAN
DESIGN A LITTLE AVATAR THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU THEN TEACH HOW IT HOW TO EAT, PAY BILLS,
FIND A JOB, EXERCISE AND START A FAMILY MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR AVATAR SITS
DOWN AT A COMPUTER TO CHECK OUT THE LOWE'S METAVERSE TOO AND THAT'S WHERE THE
SINGULARITY BEGINS LOWE'S, WHEN YOUR REAL LIFE HITS AN ALL-TIME LOWE'S.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS
ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, THE WORLD'S STRESS IS AT A RECORD LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE'S AT RECORD LEVELS RIGHT NOW. WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TIME FOR
THE "TONIGHT SHOW STRESS TEST. I WILL GO FIRST. I WILL CHECK MY OWN PULSE.
[ HEARTBEAT IT'S PRETTY NORMAL TARIQ, YOUR TURN
[ FAST HEARTBEAT ] [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE
FASTER >> Tariq: I HAD A STRESSFUL WEEKEND.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, QUESTLOVE, LET'S HEAR YOUR PULSE. >> Questlove: SURE
* * I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING
WE'RE JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM THE PREMIERE OF "STRANGER THINGS" SEASON 4, VOLUME 2
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THAT THEY JUST RELEASED ANOTHER TEASER
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OVER
"STRANGER THINGS 4", PART 2, CHAPTERS 8 AND 9, SUBSECTION C, STAGE 12, PHASE 14, BOARDING
ZONE 7, 2 STRANGE 2 THINGIOUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I HEARD
ABOUT A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PASSENGER WHO WAS CAUGHT AIR DROPPING AN EXPLICIT PHOTO OF
HIMSELF TO EVERYONE ON HIS FLIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT ON SOUTHWEST, THAT IS JUST KNOWN AS THE IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, HE WAS IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EXACTLY. GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY
IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO
* WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET.
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GONNA VOTE ON WHETHER
YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU HAVE ALL VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
THERE YOU GO YEAH THAT LOOKS ORGANIZED
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK, YOU COULD VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM.
YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS
LIVE ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS? Questlove: I GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: TARIQ, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER >> Tariq: I JUST ENTERED ALL OF
MY ANSWERS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU HAVE TO WAIT -- YOU HAVE TO
WAIT FOR THE TWEETS, THEN YOU VOTE "YES" OR "NO. THE GREEN OR RED, THUMBS UP OR
THUMBS DOWN. >> Tariq: OKAY, GOT IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS, THOUGH YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
THE LAST TWO YOU'VE GOTTEN >> Tariq: LAST TWO, I'VE BEEN SUPER ON POINT
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT, SO WHATEVER TWEET GETS MOST LIKES WE'RE GONNA TWEET IT OUT LIVE SO YOU COULD
ALL LIKE IT AND WETWEET IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT. OUR FIRST TWEET IS "THIS MIGHT SURPRISE YOU, BUT SOMETIMES I
HEART WHEN I ONLY MEANT TO THUMBS UP. *
>> Tariq: COMING IN A LITTLE TEPID THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE VOTED ALREADY AND THERE'S JUST A A NONREACTION FROM THE
AUDIENCE * [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T THINK THIS IS FARES WELL AND THIS ONE IS NOT GOING TO DO IT
BUT THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ]
EWW. [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
"THIS MIGHT BLANK YOU, BUT I ONLY BLANK WHEN I BLANK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER TWEET. >> Tariq: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, G-RATED RIGHT THERE, YEAH. "SOMETIMES I BLANK THIS WHEN I
BLANK. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "COASTERS
ARE A NICE WAY TO SAY 'THIS TABLE CAN DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT HAVE ANYTHING PUT ON IT.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THIS THING.
JUST DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT. >> Tariq: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I FEEL LIKE
PEOPLE KIND OF LIKE IT I THINK PEOPLE ARE IN KIND OF A GENEROUS MOOD TOO.
THAT FIRST ONE WAS A LITTLE KNOCKOUT PUNCH THEY'RE BACK UP.
THEY'RE READY TO GO. SOMEONE DROPPED HIS CLICKER. THAT WAS BAD
YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ]
OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
COASTERS ALL RIGHT. THE COASTERS
* ROLLER COASTER * ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE
IT SAYS, "SOMETIMES I BRING A DIRTY CASSEROLE DISH TO A POTLUCK AND SAY THAT
EVERYBODY ATE MINE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S THE ONE
>> Jimmy: IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, TOO. YEAH, YEAH
I HAVE A GOOD -- I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE WE THINKING
YOU THINKING IT'S 170, 180 >> Tariq: I'M THINKING AT LEAST 170.
Questlove: 160 >> Jimmy: 160? Questlove: 160
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY 180 Questlove: OKAY. >> Tariq: WOW.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ]
WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WOW! THAT WAS ALMOST A COMPLETE HOMERUN.
THAT ONE'S GONNA BE THE ONE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS NEXT ONE IS PRETTY GOOD
TOO. IT SAYS, "ELEVATORS HAVE A A 'DOOR CLOSE' BUTTON BUT THEY
SHOULD HAVE A 'DOOR CLOSE FASTER' BUTTON." >> Tariq: YES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT GOT A GOOD -- FROM THE AUDIENCE, AS WELL
MIGHT BE TWO OF THEM WE'RE TWEETING OUT ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE [ DRUMROLL ]
>> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO NO
NOT EVEN CLOSE IT IS STILL CASSEROLE DISH
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST ONE IS, "I FEEL LIKE THE FUNDAMENTALS OF VOLLEYBALL
ARE TEAMWORK AND EVERYONE PRETENDING THAT THE BALL DOESN'T HURT YOUR ARMS."
[ LAUGHTER ] * I FEEL GOOD ABOUT CASSEROLE
DISH Questlove: CASSEROLE DISH IS THE ONE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO EVERYONE PUT YOUR VOTES IN
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] OH, NOT BAD.
* IT LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS NUMBER THREE
IT'S CASSEROLE DISH. [ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CASSEROLE DISH CASSEROLE DISH I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING
THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE
GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW STEVE CARELL IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ONE AND ONLY
I LOVE STEVE CARELL. MAYA HAWKE IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE MAYA HAWKE GIVEON IS HERE TO TALK AND
PERFORM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "GO ON, GIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> GO ON, GIT, TRUE CRIME
DOCUMENTARIES. WHERE THE MYSTERY ISN'T SOLVED AT THE END
I JUST BINGED NINE HOUR-LONG EPISODES AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUESS AS
TO WHO THE KILLER IS WE'LL NOW I'M JUST SCARED. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE RETURNS TO THE ROLE OF GRU IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU,"
WHICH I SAW. IT IS THE BEST ONE YET IT IS UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY
IT'S IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY. STEVE CARELL IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S THE MAN PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM
"STRANGER THINGS." SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 PREMIERS JULY 1st ON NETFLIX.
MAYA HAWKE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, HIS DEBUT ALBUM, "GIVE OR
TAKE," IS OUT NOW. GIVEON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM, AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW
WE LOVE GIVEON THAT'S AWESOME IT'S OUT, HIS RECORD'S OUT
GUYS, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY GOODBYE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO, AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS
I'D LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * GO ON GIT GO ON GI
GO ON GO ON GO ON GIT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, PAPER STRAWS I'LL TIP MY HAT TO WHAT YOU'RE
DOING FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT YOU GOT A THREE SIP MAXIMUM BEFORE YOU FOLD LIKE WET
ORIGAMI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO ON, GIT, PAPER STRAWS
FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SUCK, YOU SURE DO SUCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SPIT, CLANG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> GO ON, GIT --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- TRUE CRIME DOCUMENTARIES -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
-- WHERE THE MYSTERY ISN'T SOLVED AT THE END. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I JUST BINGED NINE HOUR-LONG EPISODES, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUESS AS
TO WHO THE KILLER IS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL NOW I'M JUST SCARED
[ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE NOW THERE'S SOME CRAZY KILLER ON THE LOOSE, AND HE
KNOWS THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING HE DID. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'D BE A DEAD MAN IF IT WASN'T FOR MY RING DOORBELL ALARM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NOW, GO ON, GIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT
SORRY. GO ON, GIT IT WAS JUST GOING ALL THE WAY
DOWN MY THROAT, AND IT WAS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GO ON, GIT
PEOPLE WHO SAY EVERY FIREWORK IS THEIR FAVORITE. YOU DO KNOW HOW FIREWORKS SHOWS
ARE STRUCTURED, RIGHT? THEY GET PROGRESSIVELY BETTER AS THE SHOW GOES ON.
THEY DON'T START WITH THE BEST FIREWORKS. THAT'S LIKE TRAIN OPENING THEIR
CONCERT WITH "DROPS OF JUPITER," AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO GO ON, "OOH," AND GIT, "AHH." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> GO ON, GIT, KIDNEY BEAN-SHAPED SWIMMING POOLS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT, BEING A RECTANGLE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
A CIRCLE NOT COOL ENOUGH NO, YOU JUST GET TO HAVE ALL THE ATTENTION, DON'T YOU
AND BY THE WAY, THE HUMAN KIDNEY IS AN ORGAN DESIGNED TO CREATE URINE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO BE THINKING ABOUT
BEFORE CANNONBALLING INTO THE DEEP END [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO GO ON, GIT, KIDNEY-SHAPED SWIMMING POOLS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
UNLESS YOU'RE IN MY NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD, THEN I'M COMING OVER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, SCREEN DOORS WITH LOCKS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT MY
HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IF A BURGLAR SHOWS UP,
THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "THEY -- THEY - THEY -- THEY GOT A SCREEN DOOR,
FELLAS PACK IT IN!" YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY IMPENETRABLE
UNLESS SOMEONE HAS THE STRENGTH TO PRESS THROUGH A TEA BAG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO, REACH IN, FINGER-FLICK THAT TINY LITTLE LOCK THAT DOESN'T DO NOTHING, COME ON IN, AND
THEN GO GIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> GO ON, GIT --
[ LAUGHTER ] -- PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I -- I CAN HARDLY TALK, HOLD ON
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT CHAW, IT'S JUST A A WAD OF NAPKINS
[ LAUGHTER ] GO ON, GIT, PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I HAVE PLANS FOR THE FOURTH OF
JULY IF'N I DID, AND IF'N YOU WERE INCLUDED, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D
KNOW BY NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOU AT
DAVE'S BARBECUE, I'D SAY TWO THINGS TO YOU -- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 'MERICA," AND
"GO ON, GIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SPIT, CLANG [ SPIT, CLANG [ SPIT, CLANG
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ SPIT, CLANG [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, "MY MONEY DON'T JIGGLE JIGGLE. YOU HAD YOUR TIME, BUT GUESS
WHAT, YOUR AUNT DONE RUINED IT BY POSTING ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S BEEN REAL, BUT YOU'VE TICKED YOUR LAST TOK
SO TAKE A HIKE, "MY MONEY DON'T JIGGLE JIGGLE," AND SAY HI TO "CHEUGY" AND "BING BONG" ON THE
WAY OUT. GO ON, SHEESH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO HARD TO SEE 'EM GO, BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THAT ALL OUT OF MY SYSTEM
MY THANKS TO STEVE CARELL. WE'LL BE TALKING WITH HIM, AFTER THE BREAK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: VOLUME 2 COMES OUT
JULY 1st >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS FRIDAY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT
THESE EPISODES ANYTHING >> I KNOW -- I KNOW THAT I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> BUT, CAN I -- I DON'T
REMEMBER EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
OSCAR AND EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO RETURNS TO THE ROLE OF GRU IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE,
"MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU," WHICH IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE, THIS FRIDAY.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME STEVE CARELL
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT IS -- COME ON.
STEVE CARELL >> WOW >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU, BUDDY >> I AM REALLY SOMETHING >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE
SOMETHING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR DOING "GO ON,
GIT. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> OH, MY GOSH, NO PROBLEM
>> Jimmy: I LOVE DOING ANY SKETCH WORK WITH YOU ANY TIME WE DO A BIT TOGETHER
IT ALWAYS MAKES LAUGH. >> THAT'S -- THOSE ARE OUR ROOTS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU STARTED IN SECOND CITY -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOING SKETCH COMEDIES
ANY CHARACTERS YOU REMEMBER DOING OVER THERE >> A LOT OF FORGETTABLE THINGS
THE ONE THING THAT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, I MEAN, A LOT OF IT'S JUST
VERY DISPOSABLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, YOU DO IT ONE
NIGHT, AND THEN YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN OR YOU THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT
NEVER COMES BACK THERE WAS ONE CHARACTER I WAS WORKING ON, AND IT WAS A GUY
WHO -- IT WAS A POKER SCENE, AND I KEPT TRYING TO GET IT INTO THE SHOW.
IT NEVER WENT INTO A SHOW. IT WAS A POKER SCENE, AND THE GUY, AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS,
ARE TALKING ABOUT SEX. AND THEY'RE TRYING TO REGALE EACH OTHER WITH THESE, YOU
KNOW, THESE STORIES OF SEXUAL CONQUESTS. AND MY GUY DIDN'T HAVE ANY SORT
OF CONTEXT YOU KNOW, NO FRAME OF REFERENCE, AND OBVIOUSLY WAS
TRYING TO LIE. SO THAT BECAME "40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN."
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> THAT WHOLE IDEA - YEAH, JUDD APATOW, AFTER WE DID
"ANCHORMAN," HE CAME TO ME AND SAID, "HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, GET TOGETHER
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS TO PITCH? AND WE GOT TOGETHER, I PITCHED
ALL OF THESE OTHER IDEAS, AND JUST BEFORE I LEFT, I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT
THERE IS ONE MORE. THERE WAS THIS THING THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET GOING AT SECOND
CITY THAT NEVER WENT ANYWHERE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> HE HEARD THAT, AND HE SAID,
"THAT I COULD SELL, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY. AND THE NEXT WEEK HE TALKED TO
AN EXECUTIVE, SOLD IT. WE WROTE IT. IT GOT GREEN LIT
IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS -- YEAH >> Jimmy: THE REST IS HISTORY.
FROM A CHARACTER THAT NEVER MADE IT TO STAGE AT SECOND CITY
>> RIGHT YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING. I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET
THIS IS GOING AROUND PEOPLE SAY -- THEY SEND ME THINGS ALL THE TIME AND SAY
PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ME AND ALL THAT STUFF SOMEONE SAYS YOU HAVE
A DOPPELGANGER OUT THERE AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN THIS, BUT IT'S PRETTY
GOOD PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU LOOK LIKE ALICE COOPER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. >> YEAH.
* YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF
FANTASTIC. >> I SEE IT. >> Jimmy: IN THAT PHOTO --
THAT'S A PERFECT PHOTO, RIGHT THERE, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
HAVE YOU EVER MET ALICE COOPER >> I MET ALICE COOPER. I WAITED ON HIM WHEN I WAS
WORKING IN CHICAGO >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY >> WHEN I WAS WAITING TABLES
YEAH, I WAS WORKING AT A A RESTAURANT HE CAME IN
AND, HE WAS, YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALICE COOPER >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER. SWEETEST GUY
BUT, I MEAN, HE WALKS INTO A A ROOM, AND HE'S UNMISTAKABLY ALICE COOPER
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> STEVEN TYLER IS FROM AN AREA THAT I LIVE IN IN
MASSACHUSETTS, AND HE ALWAYS DRESSES LIKE STEVEN TYLER. HE WEARS, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
LEOPARD SKIN PANTS, AND HE WALKS AROUND THESE -- THIS LITTLE TOWN OUTSIDE OF BOSTON.
AND HE GOES INTO THE DUNKIN' DONUTS, BUYS DONUTS FOR EVERYBODY.
HE'S LIKE, "AHH, DONUTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH AND HE'S GOT -
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GOT SCARVES AND STUFF >> BUT HE'S LIKE THE NICEST
GUY. THE SAME THING >> Jimmy: YEAH
HOW DO THEY DO THAT? >> I THINK THEY OWN IT I THINK YOU HAVE TO OWN.
IF YOU'RE ALICE COOPER, YOU HAVE TO OWN BEING ALICE COOPER >> Jimmy: YEAH
'CAUSE THAT'S -- >> YOU OWN BEING STEVEN TYLER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHO HE IS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANYONE ELSE FAMOUS THAT YOU WAITED ON
>> I'VE ONLY -- YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER FAMOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY >> I WAITED ON -- DO YOU
REMEMBER -- A LOT OF YOUR AUDIENCE WON'T KNOW THIS REFERENCE, DO YOU REMEMBER
CLARA PELLER "WHERE'S THE BEEF? >> Jimmy: WHERE THE BEEF LADY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, CLARA PELLER OH, MY GOSH, YOU WAITED ON
CLARA PELLER >> YEAH. YEAH
AND GUESS WHAT SHE ORDERED >> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T SAY A A HAMBURGER.
>> A HAMBURGER >> Jimmy: WOW. *
>> YEAH. YEAH AND SHE HAD THE BIGGEST
ENTOURAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN [ LAUGHTER ] SHE HAD LIKE 20 PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: 20 PEOPLE, YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"MINIONS: RISE OF GRU. THIS ONE -- I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE, I REALLY MEAN IT, IS
I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE ONE. I LOVE ALL OF THEM, BUT THIS
ONE'S A FANTASTIC MOVIE. CRUSHED IN FRONT OF MY KIDS. >> OH, GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVED IT SO MUCH BUT I LOVED IT AS WELL
DO PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU, AND ASK YOU TO DO GRU FOR, LIKE, A A VOICEMAIL FOR THEIR KIDS
>> DEFINITELY FOR THAT I DON'T LIKE TO DO IT, LIKE, ESPECIALLY AROUND LITTLE KIDS,
BECAUSE TO ASSOCIATE -- YOU DON'T WANT TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH THAT VOICE
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T GET IT. >> IT'S A LITTLE -- LITTLE CONFUSING.
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T GET IT. >> A LITTLE, LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING
THAT'S NOT - IT'S HIM." BUT FRIENDS, AND I'VE DONE IT
FOR CHARITIES AND STUFF, TO LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE. AND LIKE THIS FRIEND OF MINE,
THEIR SON DYLAN, "OH, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, COULD YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE AS GRU."
"HI, DYLAN, I HOPE YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY. BE A GOOD KID AND BRUSH YOUR
TEETH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I REMEMBER -- SO THE MOM
CALLED ME THE DAY AFTER AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT HE LOOKED AT ME AFTER I PLAYED
THAT MESSAGE AND SAID, 'MOM, SEE, HE'S REAL.'" >> Jimmy: OH, SEE.
COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE, THAT'S THE COOLEST
THING. >> Jimmy: IN THIS ONE YOU PLAY GRU AT LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD OR AN
11-YEAR-OLD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU FIND
THAT VOICE THE YOUNGER GRU. >> OH, IT WAS SO, SO DIFFICULT,
JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, HOW DO I DO THIS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DO YOU DO - >> OH, GO FROM THIS TO THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S AMAZING
DO YOU MIND LEAVING A WORD FOR MY - >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR MY -- MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY IS IN
SEPTEMBER, AS YOUNG GRU. [ LAUGHTER ] NO
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. IT IS A GREAT MOVIE.
HERE'S STEVE CARELL IN "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
COME ON. *
[ SHOUTING ] >> YEAH, BABY. *
I'LL HANDLE THIS HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SHORT LIFE
* >> PLEASE WORK COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT COME ON.
STEVE CARELL, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU" IS
IN THEATERS THIS IS FRIDAY MAYA HAWKE JOINS US, AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND THANKS, AS ALWAYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW
FROM "STRANGER THINGS. VOLUME 1 OF SEASON 4 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
VOLUME 2 PREMIERS JULY 1st EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MAYA HAWKE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MAYA HAWKE >> OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MAYA HAWKE, RIGHT HERE
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- YOU KNOW, I -- I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE
HERE, BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THIS, I -- I HELD YOU AS A A BABY
>> YOU -- YOU HELD ME? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HELD YOU >> AS A BABY
>> Jimmy: AS A BABY, I HELD YOU LIKE THIS. >> CRAZY
>> Jimmy: AND THEN I MET YOU WITH YOUR PARENTS -- UMA THURMAN, ETHAN HAWKE -
>> YEAH, THOSE ARE THEM. >> Jimmy: -- ARE YOUR PARENTS. YEAH, AND I --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I HELD YOU -- I THINK IT WAS IN RHINEBECK, AT SOMEONE'S
HOUSE, AND I WAS HOLDING YOU - I THINK MY MOTHER EVEN HELD YOU, AS WELL
>> WOW, SEE, THAT'S JUST SO CRAZY. IT'S LIKE, I FEEL LIKE MOST
PEOPLE COMING HERE ON THE FIRST TIME, AND THEY GET TO, LIKE, TELL YOU THEIR LIFE STORY.
BUT LIKE - >> Jimmy: I RAISED YOU >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU RAISED ME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: JUST TO WATCH YOUR
CAREER GET -- JUST RISE, RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST AWESOME,
CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. >> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YOU PUT THE WORK IN, BUD. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID.
>> BUT UM, NO, I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S SO AWESOME. I WAS -- I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK
FOR ADVICE TODAY ABOUT COMING IN TO TALK TO YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, I GET TO ASK FOR ADVICE. IT'S A BIG LUXURY OF MINE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE JUST GOT INTO TALKING ABOUT, UM, LIKE THE SUPREME
COURT RULING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- AND THIS ESSAY THAT
MY MOM WROTE, LIKE, A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO WHEN THEY WERE PUTTING THESE FURTHER
RESTRICTIONS ON ABORTION ACCESS, AND IT WAS SORT OF PRECEDING THIS WHOLE THING
AND MY MOM WROTE THIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL ESSAY ABOUT, UH, HER ABORTION THAT SHE GOT WHEN SHE
WAS REALLY YOUNG, AND ABOUT HOW IF SHE HADN'T HAVE HAD IT, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BECOME THE PERSON
THAT SHE'D BECOME, AND I WULDN'T EXIST, AND HOW BOTH OF MY PARENTS LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN
TOTALLY DERAILED IF SHE HADN'T HAD ACCESS TO SAFE AND LEGAL HEALTHCARE -- FUNDAMENTAL
HEALTHCARE AND I -- OF COURSE, LIKE WEALTHY PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
ABLE TO GET ABORTIONS. BUT SO MANY PEOPLE, BECAUSE OF THIS RULING THIS, LIKE, WEEK
WILL NOT ONLY NOT BE ABLE TO PURSUE THEIR DREAMS, BUT ACTUALLY LOSE THEIR LIVES, AND
BE UNSAFE, AND UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME
COURT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY SAY THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT WE'RE GOING TO KEEP FIGHTING THIS I CAN SAY [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME
COURT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT -- >> OH, [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME
COURT. [ CHEERS ] YEAH, ROCK ON.
AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP - BUT WE'RE GONNA KEEP FIGHTING, AND WE'RE GONNA WIN, LIKE OUR
GRANDMOTHERS DID SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I THINK THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: GOOD I'M HAPPY YOU SAID THAT
MESSAGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE YOU
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT MESSAGE. THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR, AND I TALK TO YOUR -- I THINK
IT WAS YOUR DAD? OR YOUR MOM. LAST TIME THEY WERE ON, AND I
WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW PROUD THEY WERE. OH, IT WAS YOUR DAD.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DAD SAW YOU PERFORM. >> OH.
OH, AS A BACKUP SINGER FOR MY BROTHER? >> Jimmy: YES.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE MOMENT >> Jimmy: HE GOT WEEPY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE GOT WEEPY BUT YOU HAVE A SONG THAT'S
RELEASED RIGHT NOW, OUT AT MIDNIGHT, TONIGHT. >> YEAH!
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S OUT >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I'M GONNA -- HOPEFULLY --
"THERESE," I THINK IS HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT IT'S SPELLED T-H-E-R-E-S-E. >> YEAH, IT HAS TWO LITTLE GUYS
ON IT TOO -- LITTLE FRENCH GUYS >> Jimmy: YES.
THERESE. >> THERESE >> Jimmy: THERESE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE AN ALBUM --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- COMING OUT. I'M GONNA --
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME.
THIS IS YOUR REAL -- THIS IS YOUR VINYL >> WE GOT IT MADE ESPECIALLY
FOR YOU, AN EARLY RELEASE. OH, IT'S SO COOL IT'S SEE-THROUGH
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH IT'S PRETTY GOOD >> OH, LOOK AT THAT.
I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT RAD?
IS THAT THE COOLEST? >> THAT'S SO RAD >> Jimmy: "MOSS.
"MOSS" IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM. >> SO BE CAREFUL, I'M --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BE CAREFUL, YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE -- THAT'S THE FIRST ONE WE GOT IT PRESSED FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU -- THIS IS
IT >> YEAH. >> ARE YOU EXCITED
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, GOOD
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN DOES THIS COME OUT? DO WE KNOW
>> UH, IT COMES OUT IN SEPTEMBER. >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER.
>> YEAH, BACK-TO-SCHOOL RECORD IS KIND OF THE PREMISE >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE IT.
IT'S A BACK-TO-SCHOOL RECORD CALLED "MOSS." IT'S MAYA HAWKE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "STRANGER THINGS." >> I -- THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: VOLUME 2 COMES OUT JULY 1st
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS FRIDAY. >> YEAH!
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THESE EPISODES
ANYTHING -- NO SPOILERS, RIGHT >> WELL, THE THINGS IS, WE FILMED THEM A LONG TIME AGO
NOW. IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO -- PUT IT TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: SURE >> AND SO, I KNOW, I KNOW THAT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS --
>> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> BUT CAN I TELL -- I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY
[ LAUGHTER ] I -- I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM YET, AND I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY
BUT THAT'S WHY I'M EXCITED, 'CAUSE I'M SO EXCITED TO JUST SEE HOW IT ALL WRAPS UP.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO GET READY, JULY 1st. THIS IS VOLUME 2, SEASON 4
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MAYA HAWKE IN SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS," TAKE A
A LOOK
*
>> AND THEN, VICKIE LAUGHED. AND IT WASN'T LIKE A CHEAP, FAKE LAUGH EITHER.
IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS A REAL, GENUINE LAUGH. >> OF COURSE SHE LAUGHED,
ROBIN. IT'S MY MUPPET JOKE. IT'S HILARIOUS
>> MY POINT IS, THAT VICKIE LAUGHED, AND EVERYTHING WAS JUST, LIKE, IT WAS PERFECT
>> BUT >> BUT I'M HAVING THIS PROBLEM, WHERE IT'S LIKE, I SHOULD STOP
TALKING. I HAVE SAID EVERYTHING I NEED TO SAY
BUT THEN I GUESS I GET NERVOUS, AND THE WORDS, THEY JUST, THEY JUST KEEP SPILLING OUT
AND IT'S LIKE MY -- MY BRAIN IS MOVING FASTER THAN MY MOUTH, OR, OR RATHER, MY MOUTH IS
MOVING FASTER THAN MY BRAIN, AND IT'S LIKE I'M DIGGING THIS HOLE FOR MYSELF, AND I WANT TO
STOP DIGGING, AND I'M TRYING TO STOP DIGGING, BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T
I >> YEAH, YOU ARE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU
DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAYA HAWKE, EVERYBODY!
SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 OF "STRANGER THINGS" PREMIERS JULY 1st ON NETFLIX.
AND MAYA'S NEW ALBUM, "MOSS," IS OUT SEPTEMBER 23rd. YOU CAN PREORDER IT NOW.
GIVEON JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
MAYA HAWKE MAYA HAWKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTI-PLATINUM GRAMMY
NOMINATED ARTIST WHOSE DEBUT ALBUM "GIVE OR TAKE" IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
PLEASE, WELCOME GIVEON
*
>> Jimmy: OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. CONGRATS
THE ALBUM IS FINALLY OUT "GIVE OR TAKE. >> FINALLY, YES.
>> Jimmy: FINALLY OUT. LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER, WE HAD A GOOD HANG.
>> YES SO, JIMMY AND I ACTUALLY SEEN EACH OTHER AT THE PAST MET
GALA >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU GOT THIS ALBUM COMING OUT.
OBVIOUSLY, WE KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST NUMBER ONE WITH JUSTIN BEIBER, "PEACHES.
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WERE YOU -- DID
THAT - >> THAT WAS PRETTY CRAZY BECAUSE NOT TOO LONG AGO I JUST
WAS A SERVER AT A RESTAURANT BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP COMPANY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUBBA GUMP
SHRIMP COMPANY YOU'VE GOT TO START SOMEWHERE. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT
AND YOU WEREN'T JUST A SERVER, BY THE WAY, GIVEON >> OH, WOW
SO, SINCE HE'S TELLING ALL OF MY BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS A SERVER, BUT ALSO, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULD HAVE TO GET INSIDE OF A SHRIMP SUIT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY.
COME ON. >> IT DEFINITELY DID MAKE ME WHO I AM
ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GET INSIDE OF SHRIMP SUIT AND PUT THE HEAD ON THE SHRIMP.
THE SHRIMP SHOES AND LIKE, WAVE EVERYONE IN TO TRY TO CONVINCE THEM TO COME
EAT THERE. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY ANYHTING AS A SHRIMP.
>> IN THE SHRIMP SUIT YOU CAN'T SPEAK, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE SHRIMP CAN'T TALK, BUT I'M LIKE, "SHRIMP DON'T HAVE SHOES OR LEGS EITHER."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I ASKED YOU, I GO, "DO YOU MIND -- THERE HAS
TO BE A PHOTO OF YOU AS THE SHRIMP." >> I TRIED TO BURN, DELETE,
DESTROY, EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF ME AS A SHRIMP, BUT SOMEHOW YOU GUYS GOT A PICTURE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GIVEON, RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN *
>> THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT IS ME I'M JUST -
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT OH, MY GOSH.
BUT THEN I WAS TALKING TO YOU, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU, BUT I WAS
TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE ABOUT THIS, YOU GO -- YOU TOLD ME ABOUT ONE TIME, DID YOU MEET
SZA? >> SO MY THIRD INTERVIEW FOR THE RESTAURANT, YES.
THIRD. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUBBA GUMP REQUIRES THREE INTERVIEWS FOR
SOME REASON. [ LAUGHTER ] SO MY THIRD INTERVIEW --
>> Jimmy: YOU ALMOST MADE IT WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SHRIMP MATERIAL
>> I'M JUST LIKE, WHAT SO I'M WALKING INTO THE THIRD INTERVIEW, AND I JUST SEE SZA
WALKING, AND LIKE I AMBUSH HER, LIKE, "HI. [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST RAMBLING OUT THE WORDS. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT I SAID, BUT
THEN I SAID TOO MUCH BUT SHE WAS EXTREMELY NICE BUT I GOT THE JOB, THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "GIVE OR TAKE. HERE WE GO
IT IS TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING, AT LEAST >> SO YEAH, TWO YEARS IN THE
MAKING >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT IS GOT TO FEEL GOOD TO BE
OUT. >> IT IS A SIGH OF RELIEF, BUT NOW I THINK THE WORK KIND OF
STARTS NOW I WOULD HATE TO JUST DROP IT AND THEN JUST ABANDON
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: NO WHICH SONG ARE YOU DOING
TONIGHT? >> SO, TONIGHT, I'M PERFORMING MY NEW SONG "LIE AGAIN."
>> Jimmy: "LIE AGAIN." YOU KNOW, WE SAW YOU THE OTHER NIGHT, I WAS WATCHING THE BET
AWARDS ON SUNDAY >> OH, GOD, YOU'VE SEEN IT >> Jimmy: I NOTICED YOU HAD AN
ISSUE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> I HAD A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY FOR SURE
>> Jimmy: --WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE. AND LATER YOU TWEETED THAT BET
SABOTAGED YOUR MIC AND THEN WE HEARD THAT YOU WERE JOKING
AND I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU WANT TO RIGHT NOW -- TO WHATEVER CAMERA YOU WANT TO,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO, GIVEON, EXPLAIN YOURSELF >> IS THIS THE SAME MIC?
I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THE MIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU COULD TRUST US PLEASE EXPLAIN >> I WAS JOKING, BET DID NOT
SABOTAGE ME. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THEY DIDN'T SABOTAGE YOU AT ALL.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL. I'M POSITIVE BET SUPPORTS ME, AND WOULD NEVER PURPOSELY ALTER
MY VOICE >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS GREAT. WELL, THANK YOU FOR CLEARING IT
UP >> NO, OF COURSE ANYWAY -
* I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SO HAPPY TO BE HERE *
AND I KNOW I COULD TRUST YOU GUYS >> Jimmy: GIVEON, EVERYONE
WE WOULD NEVER - WE WOULD NEVER - GIVEON, "GIVE OR TAKE" IS
AVAILABLE NOW. HE'S PERFORMING FOR US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LIE AGAIN" FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM "GIVE OR TAKE", ONCE AGAIN,
GIVEON
THIS TIME, IT'S OKAY TO LIE TO MY FACE * * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEA
DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY IT JUST LET ME THINK IT * * ONLY BEEN ME, YEA
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * LIE SO SWEET UNTIL BELIEVE THAT IT'S ONLY
BEEN ME TO TOUCH YOU OOH-OOH * * I PRETEND NO ONE HA
HAD YOU LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH, BABY SO LIE, LIE AGAIN *
* NO ONE HAS HAD YOU LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH, BABY, N
YEAH * * WISH I NEVER ASKED IT NOW I'M IN MY HEAD
I WONDER WHO HAD THI YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * AM I INSECURE CAUSE
IT'S TOO MUC HAT? TO THINK YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE *
* DON'T TELL ME, BABE I'VE HEARD ENOUG I TOLD YOU I DON'T WAN
THE TRUTH, SO JUST * * LIE SO SWEE UNTIL I BELIEV
THAT IT'S ONLY BEEN ME TO TOUCH YOU, OOH-OOH * * I PRETEND
NO ONE HAS HAD YOU LIKE I DID * * I DON'T NEED THE TRUT
BABY I DON'T NEED THE TRUT SO LIE LIE AGAIN * * NO ONE HAS HAD YO
LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH BABY, NO *
* OH-OH-OH-OH YEAH NO NO NO E
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH COME ON
GIVEON "GIVE OR TAKE" IS OUT NOW. THAT IS HOW DO YOU IT RIGHT
THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO STEVE CARELL,
MAYA HAWKE, AND GIVEON ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY
TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *