1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,345 >> Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:20,120 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,391 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STEVE CARELL 4 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:29,629 MAYA HAWKE GIVEON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:35,368 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1680 >> Tariq: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:40,840 >> Tariq: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:50,517 * 8 00:00:50,517 --> 00:01:04,397 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:09,536 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU LOOK GREAT YOU SOUND GREAT, TOO 10 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:13,073 WELCOME, EVERYBODY I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,409 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW," 12 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,278 EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 13 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,315 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS EVERYONE IS TALKING 14 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:25,318 ABOUT THIS TODAY, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE HELD ANOTHER HEARING AND PEOPLE ARE 15 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:30,623 CALLING IT THE MOST SHOCKING PIECE OF TESTIMONY EVER GIVEN BEFORE CONGRESS. 16 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:35,762 YEP, COMMITTEE'S BIG WITNESS WAS FORMER TRUMP AIDE CASSIDY HUTCHINSON 17 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,264 AND SHE DROPS SOME MAJOR BOMBSHELLS HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW 18 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:42,369 TRUMP REACTED WHEN HIS DRIVER TOLD HIM THAT HE COULDN'T GO TO THE CAPITOL. 19 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:42,402 TOLD HIM THAT HE COULDN'T GO TO THE CAPITOL. 20 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,938 TO THE EFFECT OF, "I'M THE EFFING PRESIDENT, TAKE ME UP TO 21 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:51,611 THE CAPITOL NOW. THE PRESIDENT REACHED UP TOWARDS THE FRONT OF THE 22 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,681 VEHICLE TO GRAB AT THE STEERING WHEEL. MR. TRUMP THEN USED HIS FREE 23 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,684 HAND TO LUNGE TOWARDS BOBBY ENGEL AND WHEN MR. ORNATO HAD RECANTED THIS STORY TO ME 24 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:04,724 HE HAD MOTIONED FOR HIS CLAVICLES. >> Jimmy: IMMEDIATELY THE 25 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:07,694 AGENTS WERE LIKE, "WHO THE HELL LET HIM OUT OF HIS CAR SEAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:12,365 I MEAN, HOW DID HE REACH THE STEERING WHEEL?" ALWAYS GOOD WHEN YOU NEED 27 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:16,102 ANOTHER SECRET SERVICE TO PROTECT THE SECRET SERVICE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 28 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:18,505 [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE LATER, HUTCHINSON RECALLED HOW TRUMP REACTED 29 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:22,776 AFTER ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR SAID THAT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF ELECTION FRAUD. 30 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,145 NO EVIDENCE OF ELECTION FRAUD. WATCH THIS 31 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:27,681 >> I LEFT THE OFFICE AND WENT 32 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,083 DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM. I FIRST NOTICED THERE WAS KETCHUP DRIPPING DOWN THE WALL 33 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:34,821 AND THERE'S A SHATTERED PORCELAIN PLATE ON THE FLOOR THE PRESIDENT WAS EXTREMELY 34 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:45,598 ANGRY AT THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S "A.P." INTERVIEW AND HAD THROWN HIS LUNCH AGAINST THE WALL 35 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:51,838 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KNOWING TRUMP, HE PROBABLY FINISHED HIS BIG MAC 36 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,675 FIRST THEN THREW THE PLATE [ LAUGHTER ] "HOLD UP 37 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:59,946 I'M FURIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 38 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,881 TWO OF TRUMP'S FAVORITE THINGS COMING TOGETHER, KETCHUP AND WALLS. 39 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,751 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING WELL IT TURN'S OUT MELANIA'S 40 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:09,556 CHRISTMAS TREE -- YEAH, YOU JUST GOT IT NOW. OKAY, SORRY. 41 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,958 [ LAUGHTER ] * OH, WOW. 42 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:15,362 EVERYONE IS SLOWLY GETTING IT, GOOD IT TURNS OUT MELANIA'S 43 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,764 CHRISTMAS TREES WEREN'T RED, THEY WERE JUST COVERED IN HEINZ. 44 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:22,569 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE HUTCHINSON ALSO TESTIFIED THAT 45 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,504 TRUMP NOT ONLY KNEW THAT HIS PROTESTERS WERE ARMED, BUT ACTUALLY DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GO 46 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:30,477 THROUGH MAGS WHICH ARE DEVICES THAT SCREEN FOR WEAPONS. CHECK THIS OUT 47 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:30,510 THAT SCREEN FOR WEAPONS. CHECK THIS OUT 48 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,216 ANGRY THAT WE WEREN'T LETTING PEOPLE THROUGH THE MAGS WITH 49 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,451 WEAPONS. I OVERHEARD THE PRESIDENT SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU 50 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:43,323 KNOW, "I DON'T EFFING CARE THAT THEY HAVE WEAPONS. THEY'RE NOT HERE TO HURT ME. 51 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:47,694 TAKE THE EFFING MAGS AWAY. LET MY PEOPLE IN THEY CAN MARCH TO THE CAPITOL 52 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:51,965 FROM HERE. LET THE PEOPLE IN. TAKE THE EFFING MAGS AWAY. 53 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,767 >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, FOX NEWS WAS LIKE, "WE'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS QUICK TWO-HOUR 54 00:03:53,767 --> 00:04:01,808 COMMERCIAL BREAK." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, SWITCHING GEARS 55 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,643 I SAW THAT THE TOP ACCOUNTING FIRM ERNST & YOUNG HAS BEEN FINED $100 MILLION FOR ALLOWING 56 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:11,051 IT'S EMPLOYEES TO CHEAT ON CPA EXAMS. BUT WE GOT A COPY OF ONE OF THE 57 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,720 EXAMS. I GOT TO TELL YOU, THEIR ANSWERS ARE WAY OFF. 58 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,857 I'LL GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES FOR INSTANCE, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT IS AN ANALYST? 59 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:26,499 ONE ACCOUNTANT WROTE, "ANOTHER NAME FOR A PROCTOLOGIST. [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,269 NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED "DEFINE A GRANTEE," ANOTHER ACCOUNTANT WROTE "WHEN GRANDMA HAS THAT 61 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:37,444 LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR UNDER HER CHIN." [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,412 UP NEXT IS WHEN ASKED TO FIND THE FOLLOWING CPA AND W-2, ONE ACCOUNTANT PUT "THOSE ARE THE 63 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:49,689 TWO ROBOTS IN 'STAR WARS.' [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED, "WHAT IS 64 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,658 A RED HERRING. ONE ACCOUNTANT WROTE "PRINCE HARRY'S HAIRSTYLE. 65 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:55,161 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED, "WHAT'S A RECESSION? 66 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,430 THE SAME ACCOUNTANT WROTE "PRINCE WILLIAM'S HAIRSTYLE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 67 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,166 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY SHOULDN'T CHEAT THEY SHOULDN'T CHEAT ON THOSE 68 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:05,038 THINGS [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, GUYS 69 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,840 LOWE'S ANNOUNCED THEY ARE EXPANDING INTO THE METAVERSE TO HELP PEOPLE VISUALIZE THEIR 70 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,845 IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS IT'S A COOL IDEA, BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE 71 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,480 FAR. CHECK OUT THIS AD I JUST SAW 72 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,086 IN THE 21st CENTURY. THAT IS WHY WE ARE INTRODUCED LOWE'S METAVERSE 73 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,789 SO YOU COULD SEE HOW THAT PAINT LOOKS BEFORE YOU BUY IT. IN THE METAVERSE, YOU CAN 74 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,724 DESIGN A LITTLE AVATAR THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU THEN TEACH HOW IT HOW TO EAT, PAY BILLS, 75 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:31,564 FIND A JOB, EXERCISE AND START A FAMILY MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR AVATAR SITS 76 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:36,803 DOWN AT A COMPUTER TO CHECK OUT THE LOWE'S METAVERSE TOO AND THAT'S WHERE THE 77 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:42,475 SINGULARITY BEGINS LOWE'S, WHEN YOUR REAL LIFE HITS AN ALL-TIME LOWE'S. 78 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:50,116 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS 79 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,985 ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, THE WORLD'S STRESS IS AT A RECORD LEVEL RIGHT NOW. 80 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,821 EVERYONE'S AT RECORD LEVELS RIGHT NOW. WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TIME FOR 81 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:58,658 THE "TONIGHT SHOW STRESS TEST. I WILL GO FIRST. I WILL CHECK MY OWN PULSE. 82 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:03,897 [ HEARTBEAT IT'S PRETTY NORMAL TARIQ, YOUR TURN 83 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:08,268 [ FAST HEARTBEAT ] [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE 84 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,237 FASTER >> Tariq: I HAD A STRESSFUL WEEKEND. 85 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,040 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, QUESTLOVE, LET'S HEAR YOUR PULSE. >> Questlove: SURE 86 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:25,318 * * I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT * 87 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT 88 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:32,225 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING 89 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:36,062 WE'RE JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM THE PREMIERE OF "STRANGER THINGS" SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 90 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:43,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THAT THEY JUST RELEASED ANOTHER TEASER 91 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:43,870 ANOTHER TEASER TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 92 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,809 OVER 93 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:55,415 "STRANGER THINGS 4", PART 2, CHAPTERS 8 AND 9, SUBSECTION C, STAGE 12, PHASE 14, BOARDING 94 00:06:55,415 --> 00:07:03,490 ZONE 7, 2 STRANGE 2 THINGIOUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I HEARD 95 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,191 ABOUT A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PASSENGER WHO WAS CAUGHT AIR DROPPING AN EXPLICIT PHOTO OF 96 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:17,137 HIMSELF TO EVERYONE ON HIS FLIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,040 BUT ON SOUTHWEST, THAT IS JUST KNOWN AS THE IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT. 98 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,710 [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, HE WAS IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION. 99 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,679 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 100 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:30,383 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EXACTLY. GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY 101 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,619 IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 102 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:41,628 * WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. 103 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:46,433 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 104 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,535 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GONNA VOTE ON WHETHER 105 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:52,339 YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU HAVE ALL VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 106 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,874 THERE YOU GO YEAH THAT LOOKS ORGANIZED 107 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,811 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK, YOU COULD VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM. 108 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,747 YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS 109 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,616 LIVE ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS? Questlove: I GOT IT. 110 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,585 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER >> Tariq: I JUST ENTERED ALL OF 111 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,021 MY ANSWERS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU HAVE TO WAIT -- YOU HAVE TO 112 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:12,025 WAIT FOR THE TWEETS, THEN YOU VOTE "YES" OR "NO. THE GREEN OR RED, THUMBS UP OR 113 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,861 THUMBS DOWN. >> Tariq: OKAY, GOT IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 114 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,730 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS, THOUGH YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD 115 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,132 THE LAST TWO YOU'VE GOTTEN >> Tariq: LAST TWO, I'VE BEEN SUPER ON POINT 116 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,534 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 117 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,269 ALL RIGHT, SO WHATEVER TWEET GETS MOST LIKES WE'RE GONNA TWEET IT OUT LIVE SO YOU COULD 118 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:31,044 ALL LIKE IT AND WETWEET IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE 119 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,314 ARE YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE WE GO 120 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,383 ALL RIGHT. OUR FIRST TWEET IS "THIS MIGHT SURPRISE YOU, BUT SOMETIMES I 121 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:46,659 HEART WHEN I ONLY MEANT TO THUMBS UP. * 122 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:49,963 >> Tariq: COMING IN A LITTLE TEPID THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 123 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,631 I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE VOTED ALREADY AND THERE'S JUST A A NONREACTION FROM THE 124 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:57,070 AUDIENCE * [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,072 I DON'T THINK THIS IS FARES WELL AND THIS ONE IS NOT GOING TO DO IT 126 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,775 BUT THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] 127 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:06,780 EWW. [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 128 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:12,252 "THIS MIGHT BLANK YOU, BUT I ONLY BLANK WHEN I BLANK. [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,654 THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER TWEET. >> Tariq: RIGHT. 130 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:18,491 >> Jimmy: YEAH, G-RATED RIGHT THERE, YEAH. "SOMETIMES I BLANK THIS WHEN I 131 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:23,363 BLANK. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "COASTERS 132 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:28,034 ARE A NICE WAY TO SAY 'THIS TABLE CAN DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT HAVE ANYTHING PUT ON IT.'" 133 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:31,805 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THIS THING. 134 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:35,208 JUST DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT. >> Tariq: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I FEEL LIKE 135 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,044 PEOPLE KIND OF LIKE IT I THINK PEOPLE ARE IN KIND OF A GENEROUS MOOD TOO. 136 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:41,214 THAT FIRST ONE WAS A LITTLE KNOCKOUT PUNCH THEY'RE BACK UP. 137 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,184 THEY'RE READY TO GO. SOMEONE DROPPED HIS CLICKER. THAT WAS BAD 138 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:47,454 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 139 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,522 HERE WE GO LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] 140 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,158 OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 141 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,962 COASTERS ALL RIGHT. THE COASTERS 142 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:00,667 * ROLLER COASTER * ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE 143 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,335 IT SAYS, "SOMETIMES I BRING A DIRTY CASSEROLE DISH TO A POTLUCK AND SAY THAT 144 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:11,945 EVERYBODY ATE MINE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S THE ONE 145 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,448 >> Jimmy: IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, TOO. YEAH, YEAH 146 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,152 I HAVE A GOOD -- I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE WE THINKING 147 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,221 YOU THINKING IT'S 170, 180 >> Tariq: I'M THINKING AT LEAST 170. 148 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,957 Questlove: 160 >> Jimmy: 160? Questlove: 160 149 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,027 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY 180 Questlove: OKAY. >> Tariq: WOW. 150 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,195 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] 151 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:33,266 WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 152 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:37,303 WOW! THAT WAS ALMOST A COMPLETE HOMERUN. 153 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,839 THAT ONE'S GONNA BE THE ONE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS NEXT ONE IS PRETTY GOOD 154 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,274 TOO. IT SAYS, "ELEVATORS HAVE A A 'DOOR CLOSE' BUTTON BUT THEY 155 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:45,812 SHOULD HAVE A 'DOOR CLOSE FASTER' BUTTON." >> Tariq: YES. 156 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,649 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT GOT A GOOD -- FROM THE AUDIENCE, AS WELL 157 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,719 MIGHT BE TWO OF THEM WE'RE TWEETING OUT ALL RIGHT. 158 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,756 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE [ DRUMROLL ] 159 00:10:56,756 --> 00:11:04,831 >> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO NO 160 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:09,536 NO NOT EVEN CLOSE IT IS STILL CASSEROLE DISH 161 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,605 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST ONE IS, "I FEEL LIKE THE FUNDAMENTALS OF VOLLEYBALL 162 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:17,210 ARE TEAMWORK AND EVERYONE PRETENDING THAT THE BALL DOESN'T HURT YOUR ARMS." 163 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:22,916 [ LAUGHTER ] * I FEEL GOOD ABOUT CASSEROLE 164 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,418 DISH Questlove: CASSEROLE DISH IS THE ONE. 165 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,989 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO EVERYONE PUT YOUR VOTES IN 166 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,092 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] OH, NOT BAD. 167 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,562 * IT LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS NUMBER THREE 168 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:40,367 IT'S CASSEROLE DISH. [ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,336 CASSEROLE DISH CASSEROLE DISH I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING 170 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,739 THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE 171 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,776 GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW STEVE CARELL IS ON THE SHOW 172 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,179 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ONE AND ONLY 173 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:57,417 I LOVE STEVE CARELL. MAYA HAWKE IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING. 174 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,588 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE MAYA HAWKE GIVEON IS HERE TO TALK AND 175 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,524 PERFORM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW. 176 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,393 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "GO ON, GIT. 177 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:16,436 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> GO ON, GIT, TRUE CRIME 178 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,173 DOCUMENTARIES. WHERE THE MYSTERY ISN'T SOLVED AT THE END 179 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:24,577 I JUST BINGED NINE HOUR-LONG EPISODES AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUESS AS 180 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:45,498 TO WHO THE KILLER IS WE'LL NOW I'M JUST SCARED. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 181 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,500 EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 182 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,502 HE RETURNS TO THE ROLE OF GRU IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU," 183 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:55,275 WHICH I SAW. IT IS THE BEST ONE YET IT IS UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY 184 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,111 IT'S IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY. STEVE CARELL IS HERE 185 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:06,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S THE MAN PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM 186 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:12,092 "STRANGER THINGS." SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 PREMIERS JULY 1st ON NETFLIX. 187 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:19,866 MAYA HAWKE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, HIS DEBUT ALBUM, "GIVE OR 188 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:24,671 TAKE," IS OUT NOW. GIVEON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:29,376 WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM, AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW 190 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,312 WE LOVE GIVEON THAT'S AWESOME IT'S OUT, HIS RECORD'S OUT 191 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,915 GUYS, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY GOODBYE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO, AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS 192 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:40,186 I'D LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT! 193 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:44,457 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * GO ON GIT GO ON GI 194 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:51,564 GO ON GO ON GO ON GIT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 195 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,502 >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, PAPER STRAWS I'LL TIP MY HAT TO WHAT YOU'RE 196 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:59,005 DOING FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT YOU GOT A THREE SIP MAXIMUM BEFORE YOU FOLD LIKE WET 197 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:04,244 ORIGAMI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO ON, GIT, PAPER STRAWS 198 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:10,250 FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SUCK, YOU SURE DO SUCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 199 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,853 [ SPIT, CLANG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> GO ON, GIT -- 200 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:23,363 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- TRUE CRIME DOCUMENTARIES -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 201 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,100 -- WHERE THE MYSTERY ISN'T SOLVED AT THE END. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 202 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,069 I JUST BINGED NINE HOUR-LONG EPISODES, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUESS AS 203 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:37,477 TO WHO THE KILLER IS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL NOW I'M JUST SCARED 204 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,447 [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE NOW THERE'S SOME CRAZY KILLER ON THE LOOSE, AND HE 205 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:48,955 KNOWS THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING HE DID. [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:54,961 I'D BE A DEAD MAN IF IT WASN'T FOR MY RING DOORBELL ALARM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 207 00:14:54,961 --> 00:15:06,439 NOW, GO ON, GIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT 208 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,342 SORRY. GO ON, GIT IT WAS JUST GOING ALL THE WAY 209 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:13,046 DOWN MY THROAT, AND IT WAS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GO ON, GIT 210 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:17,283 PEOPLE WHO SAY EVERY FIREWORK IS THEIR FAVORITE. YOU DO KNOW HOW FIREWORKS SHOWS 211 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:21,221 ARE STRUCTURED, RIGHT? THEY GET PROGRESSIVELY BETTER AS THE SHOW GOES ON. 212 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,591 THEY DON'T START WITH THE BEST FIREWORKS. THAT'S LIKE TRAIN OPENING THEIR 213 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,762 CONCERT WITH "DROPS OF JUPITER," AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:35,735 SO GO ON, "OOH," AND GIT, "AHH." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:41,441 >> GO ON, GIT, KIDNEY BEAN-SHAPED SWIMMING POOLS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 216 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,712 WHAT, BEING A RECTANGLE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 217 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:52,252 A CIRCLE NOT COOL ENOUGH NO, YOU JUST GET TO HAVE ALL THE ATTENTION, DON'T YOU 218 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:58,158 AND BY THE WAY, THE HUMAN KIDNEY IS AN ORGAN DESIGNED TO CREATE URINE 219 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,428 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO BE THINKING ABOUT 220 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,932 BEFORE CANNONBALLING INTO THE DEEP END [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 221 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:11,271 SO GO ON, GIT, KIDNEY-SHAPED SWIMMING POOLS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:20,580 UNLESS YOU'RE IN MY NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD, THEN I'M COMING OVER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 223 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:30,857 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, SCREEN DOORS WITH LOCKS 224 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:34,160 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT MY 225 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,830 HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IF A BURGLAR SHOWS UP, 226 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,698 THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "THEY -- THEY - THEY -- THEY GOT A SCREEN DOOR, 227 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,435 FELLAS PACK IT IN!" YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY IMPENETRABLE 228 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:47,240 UNLESS SOMEONE HAS THE STRENGTH TO PRESS THROUGH A TEA BAG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 229 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,109 SO, REACH IN, FINGER-FLICK THAT TINY LITTLE LOCK THAT DOESN'T DO NOTHING, COME ON IN, AND 230 00:16:49,109 --> 00:17:00,453 THEN GO GIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> GO ON, GIT -- 231 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:05,725 [ LAUGHTER ] -- PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I -- I CAN HARDLY TALK, HOLD ON 232 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:14,134 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT CHAW, IT'S JUST A A WAD OF NAPKINS 233 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:18,038 [ LAUGHTER ] GO ON, GIT, PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I HAVE PLANS FOR THE FOURTH OF 234 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,775 JULY IF'N I DID, AND IF'N YOU WERE INCLUDED, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D 235 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:27,580 KNOW BY NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOU AT 236 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:35,789 DAVE'S BARBECUE, I'D SAY TWO THINGS TO YOU -- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 'MERICA," AND 237 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:42,228 "GO ON, GIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:48,468 [ SPIT, CLANG [ SPIT, CLANG [ SPIT, CLANG 239 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:58,311 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ SPIT, CLANG [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,115 >> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT, "MY MONEY DON'T JIGGLE JIGGLE. YOU HAD YOUR TIME, BUT GUESS 241 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,518 WHAT, YOUR AUNT DONE RUINED IT BY POSTING ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK 242 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,555 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S BEEN REAL, BUT YOU'VE TICKED YOUR LAST TOK 243 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:12,826 SO TAKE A HIKE, "MY MONEY DON'T JIGGLE JIGGLE," AND SAY HI TO "CHEUGY" AND "BING BONG" ON THE 244 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:18,298 WAY OUT. GO ON, SHEESH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,166 SO HARD TO SEE 'EM GO, BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THAT ALL OUT OF MY SYSTEM 246 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,436 MY THANKS TO STEVE CARELL. WE'LL BE TALKING WITH HIM, AFTER THE BREAK. 247 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:33,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: VOLUME 2 COMES OUT 248 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,782 JULY 1st >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS FRIDAY. 249 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,184 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT 250 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,286 THESE EPISODES ANYTHING >> I KNOW -- I KNOW THAT I KNOW 251 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:44,090 WHAT HAPPENS >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> BUT, CAN I -- I DON'T 252 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:59,305 REMEMBER EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 253 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:04,811 OSCAR AND EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO RETURNS TO THE ROLE OF GRU IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, 254 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,848 "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU," WHICH IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE, THIS FRIDAY. 255 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:12,419 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME STEVE CARELL 256 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:28,868 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 257 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,372 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT IS -- COME ON. 258 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,075 STEVE CARELL >> WOW >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE 259 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:36,943 YOU, BUDDY >> I AM REALLY SOMETHING >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE 260 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,812 SOMETHING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR DOING "GO ON, 261 00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:42,415 GIT. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> OH, MY GOSH, NO PROBLEM 262 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,251 >> Jimmy: I LOVE DOING ANY SKETCH WORK WITH YOU ANY TIME WE DO A BIT TOGETHER 263 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,654 IT ALWAYS MAKES LAUGH. >> THAT'S -- THOSE ARE OUR ROOTS. 264 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,622 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU STARTED IN SECOND CITY - 265 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,125 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOING SKETCH COMEDIES 266 00:19:52,125 --> 00:20:03,837 ANY CHARACTERS YOU REMEMBER DOING OVER THERE >> A LOT OF FORGETTABLE THINGS 267 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:10,944 THE ONE THING THAT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, I MEAN, A LOT OF IT'S JUST 268 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,014 VERY DISPOSABLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, YOU DO IT ONE 269 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:16,950 NIGHT, AND THEN YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN OR YOU THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT 270 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,285 NEVER COMES BACK THERE WAS ONE CHARACTER I WAS WORKING ON, AND IT WAS A GUY 271 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,088 WHO -- IT WAS A POKER SCENE, AND I KEPT TRYING TO GET IT INTO THE SHOW. 272 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,824 IT NEVER WENT INTO A SHOW. IT WAS A POKER SCENE, AND THE GUY, AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS, 273 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,893 ARE TALKING ABOUT SEX. AND THEY'RE TRYING TO REGALE EACH OTHER WITH THESE, YOU 274 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,762 KNOW, THESE STORIES OF SEXUAL CONQUESTS. AND MY GUY DIDN'T HAVE ANY SORT 275 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,630 OF CONTEXT YOU KNOW, NO FRAME OF REFERENCE, AND OBVIOUSLY WAS 276 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,566 TRYING TO LIE. SO THAT BECAME "40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN." 277 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,936 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> THAT WHOLE IDEA - YEAH, JUDD APATOW, AFTER WE DID 278 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:41,007 "ANCHORMAN," HE CAME TO ME AND SAID, "HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, GET TOGETHER 279 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,976 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS TO PITCH? AND WE GOT TOGETHER, I PITCHED 280 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:46,813 ALL OF THESE OTHER IDEAS, AND JUST BEFORE I LEFT, I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT 281 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,849 THERE IS ONE MORE. THERE WAS THIS THING THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET GOING AT SECOND 282 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:53,620 CITY THAT NEVER WENT ANYWHERE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> HE HEARD THAT, AND HE SAID, 283 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:58,291 "THAT I COULD SELL, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY. AND THE NEXT WEEK HE TALKED TO 284 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:02,328 AN EXECUTIVE, SOLD IT. WE WROTE IT. IT GOT GREEN LIT 285 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,832 IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS -- YEAH >> Jimmy: THE REST IS HISTORY. 286 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,101 FROM A CHARACTER THAT NEVER MADE IT TO STAGE AT SECOND CITY 287 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,969 >> RIGHT YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SHOW YOU 288 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,404 SOMETHING. I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET 289 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,807 THIS IS GOING AROUND PEOPLE SAY -- THEY SEND ME THINGS ALL THE TIME AND SAY 290 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:16,876 PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ME AND ALL THAT STUFF SOMEONE SAYS YOU HAVE 291 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,913 A DOPPELGANGER OUT THERE AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN THIS, BUT IT'S PRETTY 292 00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:23,650 GOOD PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU LOOK LIKE ALICE COOPER 293 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:28,888 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. >> YEAH. 294 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,726 * YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF 295 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,694 FANTASTIC. >> I SEE IT. >> Jimmy: IN THAT PHOTO -- 296 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,963 THAT'S A PERFECT PHOTO, RIGHT THERE, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,800 HAVE YOU EVER MET ALICE COOPER >> I MET ALICE COOPER. I WAITED ON HIM WHEN I WAS 298 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,304 WORKING IN CHICAGO >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY >> WHEN I WAS WAITING TABLES 299 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,473 YEAH, I WAS WORKING AT A A RESTAURANT HE CAME IN 300 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,775 AND, HE WAS, YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALICE COOPER >> Jimmy: YEAH 301 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,744 >> AND COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER. SWEETEST GUY 302 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,580 BUT, I MEAN, HE WALKS INTO A A ROOM, AND HE'S UNMISTAKABLY ALICE COOPER 303 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,383 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> STEVEN TYLER IS FROM AN AREA THAT I LIVE IN IN 304 00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:01,054 MASSACHUSETTS, AND HE ALWAYS DRESSES LIKE STEVEN TYLER. HE WEARS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 305 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:07,460 LEOPARD SKIN PANTS, AND HE WALKS AROUND THESE -- THIS LITTLE TOWN OUTSIDE OF BOSTON. 306 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,763 AND HE GOES INTO THE DUNKIN' DONUTS, BUYS DONUTS FOR EVERYBODY. 307 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:14,134 HE'S LIKE, "AHH, DONUTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH AND HE'S GOT - 308 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:17,404 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GOT SCARVES AND STUFF >> BUT HE'S LIKE THE NICEST 309 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,072 GUY. THE SAME THING >> Jimmy: YEAH 310 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,075 HOW DO THEY DO THAT? >> I THINK THEY OWN IT I THINK YOU HAVE TO OWN. 311 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,411 IF YOU'RE ALICE COOPER, YOU HAVE TO OWN BEING ALICE COOPER >> Jimmy: YEAH 312 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,813 'CAUSE THAT'S -- >> YOU OWN BEING STEVEN TYLER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHO HE IS 313 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,082 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANYONE ELSE FAMOUS THAT YOU WAITED ON 314 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,317 >> I'VE ONLY -- YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER FAMOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 315 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:36,389 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY >> I WAITED ON -- DO YOU 316 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,091 REMEMBER -- A LOT OF YOUR AUDIENCE WON'T KNOW THIS REFERENCE, DO YOU REMEMBER 317 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:43,997 CLARA PELLER "WHERE'S THE BEEF? >> Jimmy: WHERE THE BEEF LADY. 318 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:46,166 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, CLARA PELLER OH, MY GOSH, YOU WAITED ON 319 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:49,235 CLARA PELLER >> YEAH. YEAH 320 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,739 AND GUESS WHAT SHE ORDERED >> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T SAY A A HAMBURGER. 321 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,675 >> A HAMBURGER >> Jimmy: WOW. * 322 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:59,412 >> YEAH. YEAH AND SHE HAD THE BIGGEST 323 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:03,216 ENTOURAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN [ LAUGHTER ] SHE HAD LIKE 20 PEOPLE 324 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,618 >> Jimmy: 20 PEOPLE, YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 325 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,355 "MINIONS: RISE OF GRU. THIS ONE -- I TOLD YOU BACKSTAGE, I REALLY MEAN IT, IS 326 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:12,092 I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE ONE. I LOVE ALL OF THEM, BUT THIS 327 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:15,895 ONE'S A FANTASTIC MOVIE. CRUSHED IN FRONT OF MY KIDS. >> OH, GOOD. 328 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,631 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVED IT SO MUCH BUT I LOVED IT AS WELL 329 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:22,469 DO PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU, AND ASK YOU TO DO GRU FOR, LIKE, A A VOICEMAIL FOR THEIR KIDS 330 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,071 >> DEFINITELY FOR THAT I DON'T LIKE TO DO IT, LIKE, ESPECIALLY AROUND LITTLE KIDS, 331 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:30,076 BECAUSE TO ASSOCIATE -- YOU DON'T WANT TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH THAT VOICE 332 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,312 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T GET IT. >> IT'S A LITTLE -- LITTLE CONFUSING. 333 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:34,714 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T GET IT. >> A LITTLE, LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING 334 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,117 THAT'S NOT - IT'S HIM." BUT FRIENDS, AND I'VE DONE IT 335 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:40,787 FOR CHARITIES AND STUFF, TO LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE. AND LIKE THIS FRIEND OF MINE, 336 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:46,292 THEIR SON DYLAN, "OH, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, COULD YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE AS GRU." 337 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:51,564 "HI, DYLAN, I HOPE YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY. BE A GOOD KID AND BRUSH YOUR 338 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:55,268 TEETH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I REMEMBER -- SO THE MOM 339 00:23:55,268 --> 00:24:01,107 CALLED ME THE DAY AFTER AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT HE LOOKED AT ME AFTER I PLAYED 340 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:05,412 THAT MESSAGE AND SAID, 'MOM, SEE, HE'S REAL.'" >> Jimmy: OH, SEE. 341 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:08,481 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE, THAT'S THE COOLEST 342 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,551 THING. >> Jimmy: IN THIS ONE YOU PLAY GRU AT LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD OR AN 343 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,953 11-YEAR-OLD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU FIND 344 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,122 THAT VOICE THE YOUNGER GRU. >> OH, IT WAS SO, SO DIFFICULT, 345 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:21,928 JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, HOW DO I DO THIS 346 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:24,130 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DO YOU DO - >> OH, GO FROM THIS TO THIS. 347 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,934 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S AMAZING 348 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,136 DO YOU MIND LEAVING A WORD FOR MY - >> THANK YOU 349 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,639 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR MY -- MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY IS IN 350 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,909 SEPTEMBER, AS YOUNG GRU. [ LAUGHTER ] NO 351 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,311 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. IT IS A GREAT MOVIE. 352 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,080 HERE'S STEVE CARELL IN "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 353 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:40,080 "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 354 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:50,990 COME ON. * 355 00:24:50,990 --> 00:25:10,577 [ SHOUTING ] >> YEAH, BABY. * 356 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:20,854 I'LL HANDLE THIS HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SHORT LIFE 357 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,557 * >> PLEASE WORK COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 358 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:31,064 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT COME ON. 359 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:33,066 STEVE CARELL, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU" IS 360 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:38,238 IN THEATERS THIS IS FRIDAY MAYA HAWKE JOINS US, AFTER THE BREAK. 361 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:41,508 STICK AROUND THANKS, AS ALWAYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 362 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:54,220 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW 363 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:59,292 FROM "STRANGER THINGS. VOLUME 1 OF SEASON 4 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 364 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:03,129 VOLUME 2 PREMIERS JULY 1st EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MAYA HAWKE 365 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:07,767 MAYA HAWKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 366 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:16,576 * 367 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:20,714 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MAYA HAWKE >> OH! 368 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:23,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MAYA HAWKE, RIGHT HERE 369 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:26,619 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY HAPPY YOU'RE 370 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,355 HERE >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 371 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,224 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- YOU KNOW, I -- I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE 372 00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:34,928 HERE, BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THIS, I -- I HELD YOU AS A A BABY 373 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,764 >> YOU -- YOU HELD ME? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HELD YOU >> AS A BABY 374 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,833 >> Jimmy: AS A BABY, I HELD YOU LIKE THIS. >> CRAZY 375 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:42,369 >> Jimmy: AND THEN I MET YOU WITH YOUR PARENTS -- UMA THURMAN, ETHAN HAWKE - 376 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:46,740 >> YEAH, THOSE ARE THEM. >> Jimmy: -- ARE YOUR PARENTS. YEAH, AND I -- 377 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,708 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I HELD YOU -- I THINK IT WAS IN RHINEBECK, AT SOMEONE'S 378 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,343 HOUSE, AND I WAS HOLDING YOU - I THINK MY MOTHER EVEN HELD YOU, AS WELL 379 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,747 >> WOW, SEE, THAT'S JUST SO CRAZY. IT'S LIKE, I FEEL LIKE MOST 380 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,082 PEOPLE COMING HERE ON THE FIRST TIME, AND THEY GET TO, LIKE, TELL YOU THEIR LIFE STORY. 381 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:59,753 BUT LIKE - >> Jimmy: I RAISED YOU >> YEAH. 382 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:02,055 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU RAISED ME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: JUST TO WATCH YOUR 383 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,890 CAREER GET -- JUST RISE, RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST AWESOME, 384 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:07,727 CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. >> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH 385 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,563 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT THE WORK IN, BUD. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 386 00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:12,432 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. 387 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:14,834 >> BUT UM, NO, I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S SO AWESOME. I WAS -- I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 388 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,872 FOR ADVICE TODAY ABOUT COMING IN TO TALK TO YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH 389 00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:22,475 >> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, I GET TO ASK FOR ADVICE. IT'S A BIG LUXURY OF MINE. 390 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:25,545 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE JUST GOT INTO TALKING ABOUT, UM, LIKE THE SUPREME 391 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:29,315 COURT RULING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- AND THIS ESSAY THAT 392 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:34,387 MY MOM WROTE, LIKE, A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO WHEN THEY WERE PUTTING THESE FURTHER 393 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:37,123 RESTRICTIONS ON ABORTION ACCESS, AND IT WAS SORT OF PRECEDING THIS WHOLE THING 394 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,892 AND MY MOM WROTE THIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL ESSAY ABOUT, UH, HER ABORTION THAT SHE GOT WHEN SHE 395 00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,760 WAS REALLY YOUNG, AND ABOUT HOW IF SHE HADN'T HAVE HAD IT, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BECOME THE PERSON 396 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,529 THAT SHE'D BECOME, AND I WULDN'T EXIST, AND HOW BOTH OF MY PARENTS LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN 397 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:44,230 TOTALLY DERAILED IF SHE HADN'T HAD ACCESS TO SAFE AND LEGAL HEALTHCARE -- FUNDAMENTAL 398 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:56,810 HEALTHCARE AND I -- OF COURSE, LIKE WEALTHY PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE 399 00:27:56,810 --> 00:28:03,917 ABLE TO GET ABORTIONS. BUT SO MANY PEOPLE, BECAUSE OF THIS RULING THIS, LIKE, WEEK 400 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:05,652 WILL NOT ONLY NOT BE ABLE TO PURSUE THEIR DREAMS, BUT ACTUALLY LOSE THEIR LIVES, AND 401 00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:07,354 BE UNSAFE, AND UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME 402 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:17,130 COURT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:22,702 * YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY SAY THAT. 404 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:29,709 >> YEAH, BUT WE'RE GOING TO KEEP FIGHTING THIS I CAN SAY [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME 405 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,212 COURT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT -- >> OH, [ BLEEP ] THE SUPREME 406 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:36,483 COURT. [ CHEERS ] YEAH, ROCK ON. 407 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:38,351 AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP - BUT WE'RE GONNA KEEP FIGHTING, AND WE'RE GONNA WIN, LIKE OUR 408 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:39,753 GRANDMOTHERS DID SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH 409 00:28:39,753 --> 00:28:42,655 >> I THINK THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: GOOD I'M HAPPY YOU SAID THAT 410 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,491 MESSAGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE YOU 411 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:46,326 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT 412 00:28:46,326 --> 00:28:48,728 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT MESSAGE. THANK YOU. 413 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,497 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR, AND I TALK TO YOUR -- I THINK 414 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:52,098 IT WAS YOUR DAD? OR YOUR MOM. LAST TIME THEY WERE ON, AND I 415 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,967 WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW PROUD THEY WERE. OH, IT WAS YOUR DAD. 416 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:55,602 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DAD SAW YOU PERFORM. >> OH. 417 00:28:55,602 --> 00:28:57,804 OH, AS A BACKUP SINGER FOR MY BROTHER? >> Jimmy: YES. 418 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,439 >> YEAH, THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE MOMENT >> Jimmy: HE GOT WEEPY 419 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:02,075 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE GOT WEEPY BUT YOU HAVE A SONG THAT'S 420 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,477 RELEASED RIGHT NOW, OUT AT MIDNIGHT, TONIGHT. >> YEAH! 421 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:06,546 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S OUT >> THANK YOU 422 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,882 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I'M GONNA -- HOPEFULLY -- 423 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:10,483 "THERESE," I THINK IS HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED >> YEAH. 424 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,752 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S SPELLED T-H-E-R-E-S-E. >> YEAH, IT HAS TWO LITTLE GUYS 425 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,288 ON IT TOO -- LITTLE FRENCH GUYS >> Jimmy: YES. 426 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:17,791 THERESE. >> THERESE >> Jimmy: THERESE. 427 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,426 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE AN ALBUM -- 428 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:21,261 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- COMING OUT. I'M GONNA -- 429 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,596 >> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 430 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,232 THIS IS YOUR REAL -- THIS IS YOUR VINYL >> WE GOT IT MADE ESPECIALLY 431 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:29,936 FOR YOU, AN EARLY RELEASE. OH, IT'S SO COOL IT'S SEE-THROUGH 432 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:32,339 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH IT'S PRETTY GOOD >> OH, LOOK AT THAT. 433 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,641 I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT RAD? 434 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:36,509 IS THAT THE COOLEST? >> THAT'S SO RAD >> Jimmy: "MOSS. 435 00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:39,112 "MOSS" IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM. >> SO BE CAREFUL, I'M -- 436 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,881 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BE CAREFUL, YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 437 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,050 I'VE -- THAT'S THE FIRST ONE WE GOT IT PRESSED FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU -- THIS IS 438 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,685 IT >> YEAH. >> ARE YOU EXCITED 439 00:29:45,685 --> 00:29:47,053 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, GOOD 440 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,055 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN DOES THIS COME OUT? DO WE KNOW 441 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,924 >> UH, IT COMES OUT IN SEPTEMBER. >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER. 442 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:54,060 >> YEAH, BACK-TO-SCHOOL RECORD IS KIND OF THE PREMISE >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE IT. 443 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,830 IT'S A BACK-TO-SCHOOL RECORD CALLED "MOSS." IT'S MAYA HAWKE. 444 00:29:56,830 --> 00:30:00,266 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "STRANGER THINGS." >> I -- THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO 445 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:04,137 TALK ABOUT >> Jimmy: VOLUME 2 COMES OUT JULY 1st 446 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,039 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS FRIDAY. >> YEAH! 447 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:09,609 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THESE EPISODES 448 00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:12,345 ANYTHING -- NO SPOILERS, RIGHT >> WELL, THE THINGS IS, WE FILMED THEM A LONG TIME AGO 449 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:16,383 NOW. IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO -- PUT IT TOGETHER. 450 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:19,786 >> Jimmy: SURE >> AND SO, I KNOW, I KNOW THAT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS -- 451 00:30:19,786 --> 00:30:22,422 >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> BUT CAN I TELL -- I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY 452 00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:26,793 [ LAUGHTER ] I -- I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM YET, AND I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY 453 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:30,163 BUT THAT'S WHY I'M EXCITED, 'CAUSE I'M SO EXCITED TO JUST SEE HOW IT ALL WRAPS UP. 454 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:33,333 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO GET READY, JULY 1st. THIS IS VOLUME 2, SEASON 4 455 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:37,170 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MAYA HAWKE IN SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS," TAKE A 456 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,104 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS," TAKE A A LOOK 457 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:40,540 * 458 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:42,742 >> AND THEN, VICKIE LAUGHED. AND IT WASN'T LIKE A CHEAP, FAKE LAUGH EITHER. 459 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:46,112 IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS A REAL, GENUINE LAUGH. >> OF COURSE SHE LAUGHED, 460 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:48,548 ROBIN. IT'S MY MUPPET JOKE. IT'S HILARIOUS 461 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:52,585 >> MY POINT IS, THAT VICKIE LAUGHED, AND EVERYTHING WAS JUST, LIKE, IT WAS PERFECT 462 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:55,622 >> BUT >> BUT I'M HAVING THIS PROBLEM, WHERE IT'S LIKE, I SHOULD STOP 463 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:59,793 TALKING. I HAVE SAID EVERYTHING I NEED TO SAY 464 00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:03,296 BUT THEN I GUESS I GET NERVOUS, AND THE WORDS, THEY JUST, THEY JUST KEEP SPILLING OUT 465 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,131 AND IT'S LIKE MY -- MY BRAIN IS MOVING FASTER THAN MY MOUTH, OR, OR RATHER, MY MOUTH IS 466 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:06,900 MOVING FASTER THAN MY BRAIN, AND IT'S LIKE I'M DIGGING THIS HOLE FOR MYSELF, AND I WANT TO 467 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,735 STOP DIGGING, AND I'M TRYING TO STOP DIGGING, BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T 468 00:31:08,735 --> 00:31:18,144 I >> YEAH, YOU ARE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU 469 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:21,314 DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAYA HAWKE, EVERYBODY! 470 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:27,787 SEASON 4, VOLUME 2 OF "STRANGER THINGS" PREMIERS JULY 1st ON NETFLIX. 471 00:31:27,787 --> 00:31:31,291 AND MAYA'S NEW ALBUM, "MOSS," IS OUT SEPTEMBER 23rd. YOU CAN PREORDER IT NOW. 472 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,560 GIVEON JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 473 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:39,299 MAYA HAWKE MAYA HAWKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 474 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:50,577 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTI-PLATINUM GRAMMY 475 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:55,715 NOMINATED ARTIST WHOSE DEBUT ALBUM "GIVE OR TAKE" IS OUT RIGHT NOW. 476 00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:58,752 RIGHT NOW. PLEASE, WELCOME GIVEON 477 00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:15,635 * 478 00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:20,106 >> Jimmy: OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. CONGRATS 479 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:23,710 THE ALBUM IS FINALLY OUT "GIVE OR TAKE. >> FINALLY, YES. 480 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:27,981 >> Jimmy: FINALLY OUT. LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER, WE HAD A GOOD HANG. 481 00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:31,084 >> YES SO, JIMMY AND I ACTUALLY SEEN EACH OTHER AT THE PAST MET 482 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:35,288 GALA >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU GOT THIS ALBUM COMING OUT. 483 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:39,125 OBVIOUSLY, WE KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST NUMBER ONE WITH JUSTIN BEIBER, "PEACHES. 484 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:44,130 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WERE YOU -- DID 485 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:49,936 THAT - >> THAT WAS PRETTY CRAZY BECAUSE NOT TOO LONG AGO I JUST 486 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:53,773 WAS A SERVER AT A RESTAURANT BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP COMPANY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUBBA GUMP 487 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:57,911 SHRIMP COMPANY YOU'VE GOT TO START SOMEWHERE. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT 488 00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:02,315 AND YOU WEREN'T JUST A SERVER, BY THE WAY, GIVEON >> OH, WOW 489 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:06,453 SO, SINCE HE'S TELLING ALL OF MY BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:13,326 I WAS A SERVER, BUT ALSO, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULD HAVE TO GET INSIDE OF A SHRIMP SUIT 491 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:20,133 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY. 492 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:22,535 COME ON. >> IT DEFINITELY DID MAKE ME WHO I AM 493 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:28,208 ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GET INSIDE OF SHRIMP SUIT AND PUT THE HEAD ON THE SHRIMP. 494 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:33,079 THE SHRIMP SHOES AND LIKE, WAVE EVERYONE IN TO TRY TO CONVINCE THEM TO COME 495 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:36,082 EAT THERE. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY ANYHTING AS A SHRIMP. 496 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,152 >> IN THE SHRIMP SUIT YOU CAN'T SPEAK, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:33:39,152 --> 00:33:42,956 BECAUSE SHRIMP CAN'T TALK, BUT I'M LIKE, "SHRIMP DON'T HAVE SHOES OR LEGS EITHER." 498 00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:47,327 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I ASKED YOU, I GO, "DO YOU MIND -- THERE HAS 499 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:51,498 TO BE A PHOTO OF YOU AS THE SHRIMP." >> I TRIED TO BURN, DELETE, 500 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:57,604 DESTROY, EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF ME AS A SHRIMP, BUT SOMEHOW YOU GUYS GOT A PICTURE 501 00:33:57,604 --> 00:34:05,912 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GIVEON, RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN * 502 00:34:05,912 --> 00:34:08,548 >> THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT IS ME I'M JUST - 503 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:11,184 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT OH, MY GOSH. 504 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:12,886 BUT THEN I WAS TALKING TO YOU, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU, BUT I WAS 505 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,654 TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE ABOUT THIS, YOU GO -- YOU TOLD ME ABOUT ONE TIME, DID YOU MEET 506 00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:24,597 SZA? >> SO MY THIRD INTERVIEW FOR THE RESTAURANT, YES. 507 00:34:24,597 --> 00:34:28,068 THIRD. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUBBA GUMP REQUIRES THREE INTERVIEWS FOR 508 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,904 SOME REASON. [ LAUGHTER ] SO MY THIRD INTERVIEW -- 509 00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,806 >> Jimmy: YOU ALMOST MADE IT WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SHRIMP MATERIAL 510 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:36,142 >> I'M JUST LIKE, WHAT SO I'M WALKING INTO THE THIRD INTERVIEW, AND I JUST SEE SZA 511 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:44,951 WALKING, AND LIKE I AMBUSH HER, LIKE, "HI. [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:47,620 JUST RAMBLING OUT THE WORDS. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT I SAID, BUT 513 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:53,360 THEN I SAID TOO MUCH BUT SHE WAS EXTREMELY NICE BUT I GOT THE JOB, THOUGH. 514 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,196 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "GIVE OR TAKE. HERE WE GO 515 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,865 IT IS TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING, AT LEAST >> SO YEAH, TWO YEARS IN THE 516 00:34:58,865 --> 00:35:02,535 MAKING >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT IS GOT TO FEEL GOOD TO BE 517 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,304 OUT. >> IT IS A SIGH OF RELIEF, BUT NOW I THINK THE WORK KIND OF 518 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:10,043 STARTS NOW I WOULD HATE TO JUST DROP IT AND THEN JUST ABANDON 519 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:13,913 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: NO WHICH SONG ARE YOU DOING 520 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:16,416 TONIGHT? >> SO, TONIGHT, I'M PERFORMING MY NEW SONG "LIE AGAIN." 521 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:21,554 >> Jimmy: "LIE AGAIN." YOU KNOW, WE SAW YOU THE OTHER NIGHT, I WAS WATCHING THE BET 522 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:26,259 AWARDS ON SUNDAY >> OH, GOD, YOU'VE SEEN IT >> Jimmy: I NOTICED YOU HAD AN 523 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:29,529 ISSUE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> I HAD A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY FOR SURE 524 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:32,732 >> Jimmy: --WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE. AND LATER YOU TWEETED THAT BET 525 00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:37,637 SABOTAGED YOUR MIC AND THEN WE HEARD THAT YOU WERE JOKING 526 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:40,073 AND I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU WANT TO RIGHT NOW -- TO WHATEVER CAMERA YOU WANT TO, 527 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:44,511 WOULD YOU LIKE TO, GIVEON, EXPLAIN YOURSELF >> IS THIS THE SAME MIC? 528 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:47,147 I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THE MIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:54,788 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD TRUST US PLEASE EXPLAIN >> I WAS JOKING, BET DID NOT 530 00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:58,625 SABOTAGE ME. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THEY DIDN'T SABOTAGE YOU AT ALL. 531 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:05,031 >> NO, NOT AT ALL. I'M POSITIVE BET SUPPORTS ME, AND WOULD NEVER PURPOSELY ALTER 532 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:09,769 MY VOICE >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS GREAT. WELL, THANK YOU FOR CLEARING IT 533 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:14,040 UP >> NO, OF COURSE ANYWAY - 534 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:24,851 * I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SO HAPPY TO BE HERE * 535 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:27,253 AND I KNOW I COULD TRUST YOU GUYS >> Jimmy: GIVEON, EVERYONE 536 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:30,657 WE WOULD NEVER - WE WOULD NEVER - GIVEON, "GIVE OR TAKE" IS 537 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:35,462 AVAILABLE NOW. HE'S PERFORMING FOR US AFTER THE BREAK. 538 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:56,449 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 539 00:36:56,449 --> 00:37:00,620 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LIE AGAIN" FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM "GIVE OR TAKE", ONCE AGAIN, 540 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:06,259 "GIVE OR TAKE", ONCE AGAIN, GIVEON 541 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:45,432 THIS TIME, IT'S OKAY TO LIE TO MY FACE * * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEA 542 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:53,873 DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY IT JUST LET ME THINK IT * * ONLY BEEN ME, YEA 543 00:37:53,873 --> 00:38:02,716 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * LIE SO SWEET UNTIL BELIEVE THAT IT'S ONLY 544 00:38:02,716 --> 00:38:14,027 BEEN ME TO TOUCH YOU OOH-OOH * * I PRETEND NO ONE HA 545 00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:23,703 HAD YOU LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH, BABY SO LIE, LIE AGAIN * 546 00:38:23,703 --> 00:38:35,515 * NO ONE HAS HAD YOU LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH, BABY, N 547 00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:47,861 YEAH * * WISH I NEVER ASKED IT NOW I'M IN MY HEAD 548 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:55,402 I WONDER WHO HAD THI YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * AM I INSECURE CAUSE 549 00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:59,539 IT'S TOO MUC HAT? TO THINK YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE * 550 00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:03,376 * DON'T TELL ME, BABE I'VE HEARD ENOUG I TOLD YOU I DON'T WAN 551 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:09,516 THE TRUTH, SO JUST * * LIE SO SWEE UNTIL I BELIEV 552 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:20,427 THAT IT'S ONLY BEEN ME TO TOUCH YOU, OOH-OOH * * I PRETEND 553 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:26,666 NO ONE HAS HAD YOU LIKE I DID * * I DON'T NEED THE TRUT 554 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:33,239 BABY I DON'T NEED THE TRUT SO LIE LIE AGAIN * * NO ONE HAS HAD YO 555 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:38,912 LIKE I DID I DON'T NEED THE TRUTH BABY, NO * 556 00:39:38,912 --> 00:40:00,433 * OH-OH-OH-OH YEAH NO NO NO E 557 00:40:00,433 --> 00:40:09,509 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH COME ON 558 00:40:09,509 --> 00:40:14,014 GIVEON "GIVE OR TAKE" IS OUT NOW. THAT IS HOW DO YOU IT RIGHT 559 00:40:14,014 --> 00:40:17,717 THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO STEVE CARELL, 560 00:40:17,717 --> 00:40:20,453 MAYA HAWKE, AND GIVEON ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 561 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:23,089 AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY 562 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:27,327 TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 563 00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:27,327 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *