1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,646 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:19,652 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:23,690 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HALSEY 4 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:28,128 LARRY WILMORE, MUSICAL GUEST, MUNA. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:37,804 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1669 >> Tariq: YES, SIR 6 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:41,708 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:54,854 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:54,854 --> 00:01:04,097 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AH THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD! 9 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,733 I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I SEE YOU. 10 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,868 I LOVE YOU THAT FEELS SO GOOD WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,538 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,641 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 13 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:18,845 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. GUYS, SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT 14 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:23,983 NEWS NETFLIX HAS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT A SECOND SEASON 15 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:30,690 OF "SQUID GAME" IS COMING SOON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IF YOU FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED 16 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:37,297 IN SEASON ONE, CONGRATS, THAT MEANS THERAPY'S WORKING. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,366 ACTUALLY, AFTER COVID, UKRAINE, AND INFLATION, CRITICS ARE ALREADY CALLING IT "THE 18 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:47,273 FEEL-GOOD COMEDY OF THE YEAR." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THIS SEASON'S GOING TO BE 19 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,844 PRETTY INTENSE MOSTLY BECAUSE ALL THE PLAYERS ARE COMPETING FOR A SINGLE 20 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:58,518 GALLON OF GAS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. 21 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,121 A SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER AT GOOGLE WAS SUSPENDED AFTER HE CLAIMED THAT THE COMPANY'S 22 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,822 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS GOTTEN SO POWERFUL, IT NOW FUNCTIONS LIKE A PERSON WITH 23 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:11,431 THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, THE ENGINEER KNEW THE 24 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,099 ROBOT WAS A REAL PERSON WHEN IT FORGOT THIS WEEKEND IS FATHER'S DAY. 25 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:17,837 [ LAUGHTER ] "GOOGLE LAST-MINUTE FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. 26 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:28,348 "YOU'RE A REAL BOY." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 27 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:34,120 "GOOGLE GRILLING." THAT'S RIGHT THE GOOGLE EMPLOYEE CLAIMS THE 28 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,991 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ACTS LIKE A 7 OR 8-YEAR-OLD EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING, HERE'S 29 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,729 WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE OH [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:45,832 WELL, SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON TODAY, CONGRESS HELD THE SECOND 31 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,369 JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE HEARING. YEP. YOU KNOW THINGS ARE WEIRD TIMES 32 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,839 WHEN THE SONG OF THE SUMMER IS THE ABC NEWS THEME * 33 00:02:52,839 --> 00:03:00,513 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS MORNING ON ABC, THEY SHOWED LOUD, CHAOTIC RIOT 34 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,883 FOOTAGE. AND THEN AFTER THAT EPISODE OF "THE VIEW" WAS OVER, THEY 35 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:11,157 SHOWED THE HEARING AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,059 YOU GUYS ARE A GOOD CROWD TONIGHT. I LIKE THIS CROWD. 37 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:17,163 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STAY WITH US ALL 38 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:20,667 WEEK I WANT THIS ENERGY ALL WEEK. I LOVE THIS CROWD. 39 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:25,271 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANTASTIC. THAT'S RIGHT 40 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,973 SO, TODAY, EVERY MAJOR NETWORK COVERED THE HEARING, EVEN FOX NEWS 41 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:31,745 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THEY WERE LIKE, "MIGHT AS WELL ALL OUR ANCHORS ARE IN IT 42 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:36,616 ANYWAY." SO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,451 TODAY'S BIG WITNESS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRUMP'S FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER, BILL STEPIEN, 44 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:47,227 BUT HE CANCELLED AT THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE HIS WIFE WENT INTO LABOR 45 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,896 WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE, "IT'S A -- LUCKY BREAK IS WHAT IT IS. 46 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:55,735 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT, HE WAS LIKE, "HONEY, I MADE YOU A 47 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,705 A SPICY JALAPENO CASSEROLE EAT UP LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS. 48 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:06,146 LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS. [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS 49 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,881 FOR THE FIRST HEARING ON THURSDAY, OVER 20 MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN, WHICH IS 50 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:12,852 HIGHER THAN THIS YEAR'S NBA FINALS [ AUDIENCE OOHS 51 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:16,756 TRUMP WAS TORN HE DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO WORRY ABOUT THE HEARING OR BRAG ABOUT 52 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,658 THE RATINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] "BIGGEST RIOT RATINGS IN 53 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:22,662 HISTORY. BIGGEST. PEOPLE LOVE THE RIOT." 54 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:28,368 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO, PEOPLE DON'T LOVE THE -- HEY, I READ THAT THERE'S A 55 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:29,869 A GROWING NUMBER OF HIGH-RANKING DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS WHO DO NOT WANT 56 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:36,109 PRESIDENT BIDEN TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION. BIDEN BELIEVES THAT HE CAN GET 57 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,680 BACK ON TRACK BY CRAFTING A TIGHT, CONCISE MESSAGE AND THEN HE TALKED FOR THREE 58 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,816 HOURS ABOUT HOW HE PLANS TO DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:51,458 APPARENTLY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 60 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,994 >> Steve: FOUL BALL. >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY SOME DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT HIS 61 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:58,998 AGE. YEAH BERNIE SANDERS IS LIKE, "I 62 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:00,700 AGREE. HE'S TOO YOUNG HE'S TOO YOUNG, THESE 63 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:10,477 WHIPPERSNAPPERS WEARING SNEAKERS AND --" [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,581 I SAW THAT DUE TO A WORLDWIDE SHORTAGE OF HELIUM -- THIS IS TRUE 65 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,350 HELIUM -- THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO LAUNCH ALL THEIR WEATHER 66 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:21,254 BALLOONS IT'S TOUGH AND I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY 67 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,923 GOOD IDEA OF WHAT THE MEETINGS INSIDE THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ARE LIKE RIGHT NOW 68 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,159 SERVICE ARE LIKE RIGHT NOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,630 WEATHER BALLOONS IN THE SKY? 70 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,766 >> WELL, DOUG, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HELIUM. AND WITHOUT IT, IT'S HARD TO 71 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:37,103 GET UP REAL HIGH >> I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE'S INFLATION 72 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,707 >> IT'S A REAL KICK IN THE WEATHER BALLOONS [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:48,114 >> TIME TO CUT BACK ON HELIUM. >> WHAT A SAD DAY. >> I KNOW. 74 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,784 >> ALSO, TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY >> OH, SORRY I ALMOST FORGOT. 75 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:57,957 HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> THANKS. >> DOUG, WAIT. 76 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:04,330 [ EXPLOSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT 77 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:09,669 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WAIT, WHAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 78 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,306 >> Steve: THAT HAPPENED? THEY BOTH HAD BLONDE HAIR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I 79 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,409 IMAGINE IS HAPPENING AT THE HE -- AT THE NATIONAL - >> Steve: AND THEN HELIUM 80 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:23,350 BECAME A FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE THAT'S GREAT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL 81 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,752 >> Tariq: THAT'S BILL NYE OVER THERE. >> Steve: AND THAT GUY HAD A 82 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:29,122 A REALLY DEEP VOICE NATURALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY BOTH DID, YEAH. 83 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,759 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, EVERYBODY. COCA-COLA -- I'M KIND OF 84 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,895 EXCITED ABOUT THIS COCA-COLA IS TEAMING UP WITH JACK DANIEL'S TO RELEASE A JACK 85 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,466 AND COKE COCKTAIL IN A CAN [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] 86 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,901 THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THAT FINALLY, WE NO LONGER HAVE TO 87 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:46,473 GO THROUGH THAT EXHAUSTING TASK OF MIXING JACK WITH COKE [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:51,878 YEP. RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE FOUR CASES OF THIS STUFF HOLDING UP A 89 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:56,649 A RUSTED TRUCK IN KID ROCK'S FRONT YARD [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:01,154 HEY, GET THIS. YESTERDAY, 15 McDONALD'S RESTAURANTS IN RUSSIA REOPENED 91 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,856 WITH NEW BRANDING ALONG WITH A A NEW NAME CALLED VKUSNO & TOCHKA, WHICH TRANSLATES TO 92 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:12,465 "TASTY AND THAT'S IT." [ LAUGHTER ] TASTY AND THAT'S IT. 93 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,769 NO MORE. YEP, THEY'RE REALLY TRYING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM THE 94 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,706 EXISTING McDONALD'S BRAND. CHECK OUT THIS AD -- THIS LATEST AD I SAW. 95 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:19,739 CHECK OUT THIS AD -- THIS LATEST AD I SAW. 96 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,676 McDONALD'S, THEN YOU'LL LOVE OR AT LEAST TOLERATE VKUSNO & 97 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:26,913 TOCHKA WE OFFER ALL OF MENU FAVORITES, INCLUDING FRACTION-OF-KILOGRAM 98 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,581 BURGER WITH DAIRY SQUARE, ROOM-TEMPERATURE POTATO SHAVINGS, DEEP-FRIED POULTRY 99 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:38,658 BLOCKS, THE CRISPY TRAITOR WE MEAN CHICKEN SANDWICH, AND MILK SLUDGE. 100 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,594 AND IF YOU SEE MISSING CLOWN, DONALD McRONALD, PLEASE REPORT TO AUTHORITIES 101 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:47,300 VKUSNO & TOCHKA. BA-DA-BA-BA-BA YOU WILL LOVING IT 102 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:56,176 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU WILL LOVING IT HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT 103 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,212 THIS MARVEL HAS ANNOUNCED THAT "SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME" IS 104 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:07,187 GOING TO RETURN TO THEATERS WITH NEW AND EXTENDED SCENES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,556 DO PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT >> Audience: YEAH! 106 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,759 >> Jimmy: REALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE, "SEE IT AGAIN. 107 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,729 BUT NOW WITH THE SCENES THAT WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE REAL MOVIE." 108 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,031 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF SPIDER-MAN, OVER AT DISNEYLAND, THEY HAVE 109 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,400 A SPIDER-MAN SHOW, RIGHT AND THERE'S A DUMMY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO DO FLIPS IN THE AIR 110 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,671 AND LAND ON TOP OF A BUILDING LIKE IT'S SPIDER-MAN, BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG 111 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,506 AND SOMEONE GOT VIDEO OF IT. WATCH THIS 112 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:33,780 >> HERE GOES SOMETHING * >> Jimmy: THERE HE GOES. 113 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:38,651 YOU'RE THE MAN, SPIDEY GOOD LUCK, SPIDEY. GOOD LUCK -- OOH 114 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:44,691 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE SPIDER-MAN AFTER A SIX PACK OF JACK AND COKE. 115 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:49,596 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, BUDDY 116 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,365 THAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE EXPANDED SCENE FROM THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN" MOVIE IN THEATERS AND IMAX - 117 00:08:52,365 --> 00:09:02,709 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IMAX, OF COURSE. GUYS, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 118 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,511 A LOT OF FANS ARE THEORIZING THAT BEYONCE HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON BECAUSE OF 119 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,081 MYSTERIOUS CLUES THAT SHE DROPPED ONLINE THIS WEEKEND. >> Tariq: YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU 120 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:13,620 KNOW FOR SURE? ISN'T THAT JUST A RUMOR? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THE CLUES ARE 121 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:18,725 EVERYWHERE, TARIQ. >> Tariq: LIKE WHAT? >> Jimmy: OKAY 122 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,227 SO, ON FRIDAY, BEYONCE DELETED HER PROFILE PICTURES FOR ALL HER SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS. 123 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,896 TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK, ALL OF THEM. AND SHE STILL HASN'T UPLOADED 124 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:29,736 NEW ONES OVER 72 HOURS LATER [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Tariq: GO ON. 125 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,838 >> Jimmy: BEYONCE'S MOST RECENT STUDIO ALBUM WAS "LEMONADE," WHICH WAS SURPRISED RELEASED 126 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:36,309 OVER SIX YEARS AGO IN 2016 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAPPENED IN 2016 127 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,677 HER SECOND SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE, THE ONE WITH COLDPLAY 128 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,779 AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY BEFORE THAT PERFORMANCE. 129 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,849 SHE SURPRISE RELEASED THE SONG FOR THE VIDEO "FORMATION." THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE 130 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,684 SUPER BOWL, THE NEXT DAY, SHE ANNOUNCED THE "FORMATION" WORLD TOUR ALL BEFORE ANYONE EVEN 131 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,052 KNEW THAT SHE WAS GOING TO SURPRISE RELEASE "LEMONADE" THAT APRIL 132 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:52,258 >> Tariq: WELL, THAT WAS 2016, THOUGH >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, 133 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,960 BUT BOTH "LEMONADE" AND HER SELF-TITLED SURPRISE ALBUM, "BEYONCE," HAD SNEAKY CLUES 134 00:09:53,960 --> 00:10:02,469 BEFORE THE RELEASE TOO, LIKE BEYONCE POSTING PICTURES OF HERSELF WITH LEMONS. 135 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,270 AND ON SATURDAY, FANS REALIZED THAT IF YOU SEARCH SATURDAY'S DATE, JUNE 11th, ON BEYONCE'S 136 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,972 WEBSITE, PLACEHOLDER ART FOR A A MYSTERIOUS BEYONCE ALBUM THAT'S JUST CALLED "B7" GAME 137 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:12,812 UP B7 BEYONCE'S SEVENTH ALBUM. 138 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:16,816 GET IT [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Tariq: BUT SHE DIDN'T 139 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:20,954 RELEASE AN ALBUM THIS WEEKEND. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? 140 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,023 'CAUSE THEN TIDAL, THE STREAMING SERVICE THAT JAY-Z IS ON THE BOARD OF, TWEETED, "WHAT 141 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:32,799 IS A B7. THEN JUST "B8. JAY-Z IS BEYONCE'S HUSBAND 142 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,735 SO, IF AND WHEN BEYONCE PUTS OUT A NEW ALBUM, IT COULD BE "B7" AND "B8." 143 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:40,807 THAT'S A DOUBLE ALBUM. ISN'T THAT CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,978 >> Tariq: OH, IT'S CRAZY ALL RIGHT. CRAZY IN LOVE! 145 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:59,693 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOVING ON. 146 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,729 I HEARD THAT SOME COMPANIES ARE ALLOWING WORKERS TO WEAR SHORTS - 147 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:14,341 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT GONNA 148 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,343 CRAWL ON ALL FOURS >> Jimmy: WHEN IT COMES ON, I'VE GOT TO GET IN MY -- MY 149 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:24,617 MOVES, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, MOVING ON. 150 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,654 I HEARD THAT SOME COMPANIES ARE ALLOWING WORKERS TO WEAR SHORTS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM BACK 151 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:31,091 IN THE OFFICE THIS SUMMER. YEAH YOU KNOW A CEO IS DESPERATE 152 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,961 WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,464 IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD AFTER MEETINGS TO HEAR 20 PAIRS OF SWEATY THIGHS PEEL OFF THE 154 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:41,167 SEATS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS ALSO, DID YOU GUYS HEAR, 155 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:46,806 APPARENTLY A PEST CONTROL COMPANY IS OFFERING $2,000 TO FAMILIES WHO ARE WILLING TO LET 156 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,877 THEM RELEASE 100 COCKROACHES INTO THEIR HOMES [ AUDIENCE GROANS 157 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:55,648 YEP, 2,000 BUCKS FOR 100 COCKROACHES. RIGHT NOW THE OWNER OF THE RED 158 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,717 LOBSTER IN TIMES SQUARE IS LIKE, "I'M GONNA BE A BILLIONAIRE! 159 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:08,061 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT 160 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,729 HEADLINES SHOULD BE DIFFERENT? WELL, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW. 161 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,531 IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 162 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:11,564 IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 163 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:19,673 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK 164 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,343 OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "DR. FAUCI SAYS U.S. IS OUT OF 165 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,680 PANDEMIC PHASE." YEP. THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE 166 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,348 IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD 167 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:38,558 DOES MIC DROP AFTER DESTROYING EULOGY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 168 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:43,730 UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "QUEEN ELIZABETH BEAMS AT ROYAL WINDSOR HORSE SHOW." 169 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,598 THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "WEDDING GUEST GETS REALLY INTO 'LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW' PORTION 170 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:54,808 OF 'SHOUT.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 171 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,877 THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN'S JOB APPROVAL NUMBERS CONTINUE TO SLIDE. 172 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:03,750 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "FATHER OF THE BRIDE CLEARLY TAKING A LEAK IN THE SHRUBS. 173 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:14,961 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "BTS HOLDS WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING." 174 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,696 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "NEW FDA COMMISSIONERS ANNOUNCE PLANS TO MAKE BUTTER 35% 175 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:27,807 SMOOTHER BY 2024." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "HARRIS 176 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,211 ANNOUNCES PLAN TO CANCEL FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MOM 177 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:37,617 ACCIDENTALLY WALKS IN ON SON'S PERSONAL COMPUTER TIME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 178 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,553 "MOM IT'S MY PERSONAL -- IT'S MY PERSONAL COMPUTER TIME." 179 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:45,325 >> Steve: THROUPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "PRIME 180 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,527 MINISTER TRUDEAU ATTENDS CEREMONY." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD 181 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:56,803 GETS JUST A LITTLE HIGH FOR PTA MEETING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,675 AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "POPE FRANCIS OPENS DOORS FOR WOMEN. 183 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,410 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DRUNK FRIEND GIVES FINAL REASSURING LOOK BEFORE EATING 184 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:08,381 IT ON WATER SKIS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 185 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,784 "NEWS AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW HALSEY IS HERE, TONIGHT. 186 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:14,587 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LARRY WILMORE IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 187 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,624 AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM MUNA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 188 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,427 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HALSEY, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:28,968 * >> FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BAH MITZVAH I'VE EVER 190 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:32,205 SEEN -- IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM 191 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,643 ADAM SANDLER IT WAS LIKE -- I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE COACHELLA 192 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,825 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS 193 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:55,462 AHEAD. DAKOTA JOHNSON WILL BE HERE. HALLIE BIEBER, AND 194 00:14:55,462 --> 00:15:02,035 TRACEE ELLIS ROSS WILL ALL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 195 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,037 PLUS, FROM THE NEW "ELVIS" MOVIE, AUSTIN BUTLER WILL BE STOPPING BY. 196 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,041 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE GREAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FROM 197 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,145 CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND PHOEBE BRIDGERS. WHAT A WEEK. 198 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:16,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 199 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,119 HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS 200 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,856 THIS FRIDAY. THE VERY FUNNY, LARRY WILMORE IS HERE. 201 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:28,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE A MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM MUNA RIGHT 202 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:34,100 THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 203 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,571 A GRAMMY-NOMINATED, MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST -- 204 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,676 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WITH A NEW SONG OUT CALLED "SO GOOD" AND THEIR MAKEUP LINE, 205 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:50,083 "ABOUT-FACE," LAUNCHES ON ULTA.COM TOMORROW AND IN ULTA STORES THIS SUMMER 206 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:50,984 STORES THIS SUMMER EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME HALSEY 207 00:15:52,352 --> 00:16:00,260 * 208 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:08,768 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD 209 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,838 STANDING 'O. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: HALSEY, THE ONE AND 210 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,374 ONLY THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,311 OH, BUD, THANK YOU SO MUCH WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME BACK 212 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,348 >> Jimmy: WHENEVER I'VE GOT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU 213 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,850 LAST -- SINCE LAST I SAW YOU, YOU HAVE A BABY. >> I KNOW. 214 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:28,888 >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL BABY CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,458 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DOES HE LOVE IT WHEN MOM SINGS TO HIM 216 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,393 DO YOU SING LULLABIES? >> OH. NO 217 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,162 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE HATES IT. >> Jimmy: BABY DOESN'T LIKE IT 218 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,132 AT ALL >> NO, HE'S MY BIGGEST CRITIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 219 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,368 >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOTTA WORK ON THAT ONE." >> NO, IT'S FUNNY. 220 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,070 MY MOM, SHE CAN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET. [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,439 IT'S REALLY BAD -- AND WHEN SHE SINGS, HIS EYES LIGHT UP LIKE SHE'S THE STARS 222 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:51,177 AND THE MOON >> Jimmy: HE LOVES IT. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 223 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,081 >> BUT WHEN I SING, HE'S NOT A A FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:59,552 >> Jimmy: IS THAT, REALLY? >> NOT A FAN AND I GET THE -- 225 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,755 >> Jimmy: OH, NO YEAH, DON'T CRY. OH, NO 226 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,590 I KNOW THAT FACE YEAH >> YEAH. 227 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,558 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE -- OH >> I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. OKAY." 228 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,660 MOST KIDS WOULD BE REALLY HAPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,362 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU LOVING BEING ON TOUR THIS IS THE -- THE "LOVE AND 230 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,932 POWER" TOUR. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,169 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE POSTER. >> THANK YOU YEAH, IT'S BEEN REALLY 232 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:20,073 INCREDIBLE IT'S BEEN AMAZING. I MISS TOURING SO MUCH 233 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,042 AND, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A A MINUTE THERE WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO BE ABLE 234 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,211 TO DO IT FOR A WHILE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BEING BACK ON THE ROAD 235 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:30,050 AND SEEING PEOPLE IN THE CROWD COMING ALIVE TO THE LYRICS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S PART OF YOU 236 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,852 >> LIKE, YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: YOUR NEW SINGLE IS SO GOOD, BY THE WAY 237 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:37,057 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:41,394 >> THANK YOU YEAH >> Jimmy: SO GOOD. 239 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,396 >> IT'S -- THE NAME IS REALLY, REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN WE'RE HAVING CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IT, 240 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,066 YOU KNOW, I'LL PLAY IT FOR SOMEBODY AND THEY'LL BE LIKE, "OH, IT'S SO GOOD. 241 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,667 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, LITERALLY, IT'S SO GOOD. 242 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,737 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG 243 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,074 YEAH BUT FINALLY, THE SONG IS OUT >> YEAH. 244 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,477 >> Jimmy: DOES IT FEEL GOOD THAT THE SONG IS OUT >> YEAH, IT FEELS AMAZING. 245 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,145 I THINK AS AN ARTIST, YOU JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO RELEASE THINGS 246 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:04,351 YOU KNOW LIKE, MUSIC IS SUCH A COOL INDUSTRY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE 247 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,419 LUXURY TO PUT STUFF OUT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO YOU, AS SOON AS IT'S A THOUGHT AND A FEELING 248 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,490 AND IT'S CURRENT TO THE MOMENT SO, I WAS REALLY, REALLY KEEN TO JUST, KIND OF, GET THIS OUT 249 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,094 NOW WHILE I WAS JUST FEELING IT >> Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LOVE 250 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,762 SONG >> YEAH, IT IS I WROTE IT ABOUT MY PARTNER, 251 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,565 LOVE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YEAH, I DID 252 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:23,203 AND HE AND I MET IN A REALLY COOL WAY >> Jimmy: HOW? 253 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:27,140 >> WE -- I MET HIM IN 2017 AND HE WAS HIRED TO WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT ME 254 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:32,612 >> Jimmy: OH -- OH, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH. 255 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,047 >> Jimmy: HE'S A DIRECTOR AND A WRITER >> YEAH, UH-HUH. 256 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,682 SO HE WAS HIRED TO WRITE A A MOVIE ABOUT ME, KIND OF, LIKE "8 MILE. 257 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,051 LESS SPAGHETTI YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,453 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> AND -- YEAH AND -- BUT I WAS GOING TO WEAR 259 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,522 THE COOL HOODIE, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO. >> BUT -- SO, HE KIND OF 260 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:46,860 FOLLOWED ME AROUND ON TOUR AND HE WAS INTERVIEWING ME AND AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS OF 261 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:51,164 GETTING TO KNOW ME, ONE DAY I, KIND OF, SAT DOWN AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING 262 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,066 ABOUT ME I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 263 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,368 I'M GOING TO START INTERVIEWING YOU BACK." AND WE FOUND OUT THAT WE HAD SO 264 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,706 MUCH IN COMMON >> Jimmy: YOU FELL IN LOVE >> AND AFTER BEING FRIENDS FOR 265 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,442 A LONG TIME, WE FELL IN LOVE YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE -- THAT'S 266 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,177 THE WAY TO DO IT >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO 267 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,578 IT >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: COME ON, 268 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 269 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,082 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DO IT >> YEAH. 270 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,217 >> Jimmy: TO BE FRIENDS, GO LIKE, "HEY, I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU." 271 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,319 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIOPIC 272 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,021 >> OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A A CONFLICT OF INTEREST NOW BECAUSE HE'S A -- HE'S A MAIN 273 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,191 CHARACTER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE GOT TO DIRECT THE MUSIC 274 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,695 VIDEO INSTEAD, WHICH IS REALLY COOL SO, IT'S, KIND OF LIKE A MINI 275 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,197 TASTE OF WHAT COULD BE >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHO COULD PLAY YOU 276 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,300 AND -- >> OH, GOD I KNOW THE ANSWER. 277 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,037 >> Jimmy: IS IT -- IS IT WHO I THINK IT -- READY? HERE'S WHO I THINK SHOULD PLAY 278 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,707 YOU. WELL, THIS IS YOU. BUT THIS IS YOU AS 279 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:39,045 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU. 280 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,147 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PLAY YOU >> YEAH. 281 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,817 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT NO 282 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:47,153 >> NO? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 283 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,722 SHOULD PLAY YOU. YEAH >> I MEAN, YEAH, MILLIE WOULD 284 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:50,357 BE GREAT BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK I'M FAMOUS ENOUGH TO CAST MILLIE 285 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:55,295 YOU'LL DO IT THOUGH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 286 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,198 >> NO, MILLIE -- MILLIE WOULD BE SO GREAT. MILLIE -- I MEAN, IT'S, KIND 287 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,968 OF, UNCANNY HOW MUCH WE LOOK ALIKE. IT'S LIKE, "OH, NO 288 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:05,338 WE ACTUALLY JUST LOOK LIKE SISTERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO. 289 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:09,075 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE GREAT 290 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,443 ADAM SANDLER WAS ON YOUR SHOW LAST WEEK. >> AW! 291 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,312 >> Jimmy: AND HE LOVES YOU AND HE SAID THAT -- HE TOLD ME THAT YOU PERFORMED AT HIS DAUGHTER'S 292 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,248 BAH MITZVAH. >> I DID I DID, IT WAS AWESOME. 293 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,650 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BAH MITZVAH I'VE EVER 294 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,453 SEEN -- IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM 295 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:25,492 ADAM SANDLER IT WAS LIKE -- I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE COACHELLA 296 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,861 >> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 297 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:30,797 >> I -- I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND ALSO, I WAS LIKE, "WOW, YOU GUYS BOOKED ME." 298 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,000 I WAS REALLY -- I WAS REALLY HONORED. BUT HIS KIDS -- DAUGHTERS ARE 299 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,136 GREAT. AND HE'S SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: OH, SO CUTE. 300 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,937 >> IT WAS A REALLY COOL FULL CIRCLE MOMENT TOO BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID, HIS MOVIES USED TO 301 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:44,110 PLAY IN MY HOUSE ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 302 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,079 >> AND MY DAD IS A HUGE GOLFER AND LOVED "HAPPY GILMORE." HE USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE 303 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:50,684 TIME AND SO, MY FIRST SENTENCE THAT I EVER SPOKE IN MY LIFE WAS "GO 304 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:56,389 HOME, BALL." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 305 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,958 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, SO I WOULD RUN AROUND LIKE A BABY. 306 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,627 LIKE, CRAWLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR. >> Jimmy: "GO TO YOUR HOME." 307 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,696 >> LIKE, "GO TO YOUR HOME, BALL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 308 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,964 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR FIRST 309 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,334 SENTENCE >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,402 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MAKEUP LINE >> OH, YEAH, ABOUT-FACE. 311 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:14,174 IT'S, LIKE, THE BEST -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING -- 312 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:16,943 >> THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS -- SPEAKING OF SOMETHING THAT YOU 313 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,612 CAN'T JUST DO AND HAVE IT COME OUT THE SAME WEEK. THIS TAKES YEARS OF WORK AND 314 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:24,651 RESEARCH AND STUFF SO MUCH WORK GOES INTO IT. >> IT IS 315 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,619 YEAH ALSO, LIKE, I'M A LITTLE -- I DON'T KNOW 316 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,091 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAY IT >> NEUROTIC. 317 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,360 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, CONTROLLING? 318 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:38,365 >> IN -- IN A GOOD WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE YOU'RE -- >> I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE 319 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,100 PERFECT ALL OF THE TIME, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WOW. 320 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,168 >> SO, I WAS REALLY -- SPENT A A LOT OF TIME JUST LIKE, METICULOUSLY WORKING ON THE 321 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,971 FORMULAS AND -- IT'S -- IT'S -- 322 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,207 >> Jimmy: LIKE, HOW NERDY DO YOU GET WHEN IT COMES TO IT? >> OH, NERDY 323 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:49,609 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. "THIS HAS TOO MUCH HYALURONIC 324 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,112 ACID WE NEED TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT BECAUSE THE FORMULA'S TOO 325 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,280 CREAMY." YEAH >> Jimmy: ARE YOU WEARING A LAB 326 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,983 COAT AND GOGGLES >> I LITERALLY AM ACTING LIKE I'M TRYING TO CURE A DISEASE IN 327 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:02,155 MY BASEMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE MAKING 328 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,525 MAKEUP FOR -- JUST FOR TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL BETTER >> YEAH. 329 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:09,696 IT'S TOUGH, THOUGH, BECAUSE I'M A MUSICIAN, SO I'M ON STAGE. SO, MY PRODUCTS NEED TO BE SO 330 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:14,067 LONG WEAR, SO GOOD, SO HIGH PERFORMANCE. BECAUSE IF I GET ON STAGE AND 331 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,137 MY LIPSTICK STARTS SMEARING ALL OVER THE FACE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M NOT BUYING THAT." 332 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,906 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YEAH, OF COURSE. 333 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,143 >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO WORK >> YEAH. 334 00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:25,111 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON ABOUT-FACE CONGRATS ON THE TOUR 335 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,780 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW MUSIC. 336 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,748 AND, OF COURSE, CONGRATS ON THE BABY THAT'S THE GREATEST. 337 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,817 >> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: HALSEY, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,952 WE LOVE YOU. HALSEY AND I ARE PLAYING "THE BEST FRIENDS CHALLENGE" WHEN WE 339 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,321 COME BACK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 340 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:41,327 * >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON THE "FACTS OF LIFE?" 341 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,997 >> I DID I ACTUALLY DID THIS IS A TRUE STORY 342 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:47,334 OH MY GOD -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND MRS. GARRETT 343 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,469 THIS IS REAL >> THERE YOU GO. IT'S TRUE. 344 00:22:49,469 --> 00:23:04,884 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT LARRY WILMORE -- >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 345 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,521 WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH HALSEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:13,059 HALSEY I LIKE TO THINK THAT -- I LIKE TO THINK THAT WE ARE FRIENDS 347 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,528 BUT I WAS WONDERING, ARE WE BEST FRIENDS >> YES 348 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:18,865 >> Jimmy: AND I HAVE A GAME WHERE WE CAN PLAY TO PROVE IT. IT IS TIME FOR THE "BEST 349 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,534 FRIENDS CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO * BEST FRIEND 350 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:27,107 CHALLENG OH YEAH * >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING 351 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:30,076 RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: THE GAME WORKS LIKE THE NEWLYWED GAME BUT FOR 352 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,445 FRIENDS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS READING QUESTIONS ABOUT EACH 353 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,414 OTHER FROM THE BEST FRIENDS BOX. OKAY 354 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,916 THIS IS RIGHT HERE WE'RE GOING TO WRITE DOWN THE SAME ANSWER. 355 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,586 WE DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THIS OUT JUST SAYING, RIGHT >> NO. 356 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,757 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 357 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,860 HERE WE GO I WILL READ THE FIRST QUESTION ABOUT ME 358 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,662 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO AND THEN, WE'LL SEE IF WE HAVE 359 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:54,868 THE SAME ANSWER. WHAT CONDIMENT DO I HATE >> OH, MY GOD. 360 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:58,738 I THOUGHT YOU SAID CONTINENT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE IS ONE 361 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:07,280 CONTINENT I REALLY HATE. * ALL RIGHT. 362 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,383 HERE'S MY REAL ANSWER. YOU WROTE DOWN YOUR ANSWER ALL RIGHT. 363 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:13,319 WHAT DID YOU WRITE >> I JUST GUESSED BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES THIS ONE. 364 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:17,824 MY ANSWER IS MAYONNAISE. >> Jimmy: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS MAYONNAISE 365 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:21,194 YES! [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 366 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,829 I'M TELLING YOU. WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS I'M TELLING YOU, WE ARE BEST 367 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:27,701 FRIENDS. I DO NOT LIKE MAYONNAISE IT REMINDS ME OF PUSS. 368 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:35,542 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. MOVING ON TO THE - >> I DIDN'T MIND IT UNTIL YOU 369 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,911 JUST SAID THAT >> Jimmy: IT IS YOUR -- IT'S YOUR TURN TO READ A QUESTION 370 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:41,715 THAT'S ABOUT YOU AND I -- I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS AND I AM NOT LOOKING 371 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:47,854 >> OH. I MEAN THIS ONE IS SO EASY WHAT OSCAR NOMINATED MOVIE WAS 372 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:56,930 I IN [ LAUGHTER ] * 373 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,899 >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU OR ME YOU WERE IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED -- 374 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:04,237 >> NO, I WAS IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED MOVIE, BUT YOU HAVE A GRAMMY, AND I DON'T 375 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:07,874 SO, LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT. >> Jimmy: I WAS IN AN OSCAR-WINNING MOVIE. 376 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:12,345 >> UGH >> Jimmy: WAIT WAS "SING 2" -- NOT "SING" - 377 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:17,150 >> YEAH, "SING 2" GOT AN OSCAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, I THINK I KNOW 378 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:20,887 THIS NO I THINK SO 379 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:27,427 I -- YEAH, I THINK I REMEMBER YOU IN THIS 380 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:33,600 OH, NO DID I MAKE IT UP ALL RIGHT. 381 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:40,573 I THINK YOU WERE IN -- IF I'M CORRECT -- "A STAR IS BORN"? >> YES 382 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:44,511 [ BELL DINGING ] THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE IN IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:45,879 YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU! I KNOW YOU I LOVE YOU 384 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:50,850 I TOLD YOU, BUD! >> I DIDN'T THINK -- I DIDN'T THINK YOU REMEMBERED 385 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,587 >> Jimmy: DON'T DOUBT ME DON'T DOUBT ME I'M TELLING YOU, WE ARE BFFs 386 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,624 >> I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD REMEMBER BECAUSE I'M ONLY IN IT FOR LIKE A MINUTE. 387 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,459 >> Jimmy: BUT I DID REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE IN IT. CAUSE I WAS LIKE - 388 00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:03,029 BUT YOU WERE ALSO IN "SING 2." >> I WAS, YEAH >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I LOVED -- 389 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:04,764 I LOVE YOUR VOICE. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "YOU SHOULD 390 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,733 BE IN MORE --" >> I SHOULD PLAY ANIMATED WOLVES 391 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,836 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN THAT 392 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:14,741 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO READ THE NEXT QUESTION. WHICH IS IN FRANCE, HOW THEY 393 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:19,079 SAY QUESTION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] QUESTION 394 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:22,882 >> I'M LEARNING SO MANY LANGUAGES TODAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DID I 395 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:26,920 WANT TO BE BEFORE I WAS INTERESTED IN COMEDY >> I KNOW THIS ONE 396 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:34,594 >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU DO >> YES, BUT I JUST REALIZED I CAN'T SPELL, BUT IT'S OKAY 397 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:38,832 I THINK I SPELLED IT >> Jimmy: REALLY YOU KNEW THIS? 398 00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:41,568 >> I DO KNOW THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I DO. 399 00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:44,070 >> Jimmy: THIS IS BIZARRE. ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU. 400 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:47,073 [ DRUM ROLL NO YOU SHOW ME YOURS FIRST. 401 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,875 >> NO. IS THAT HOW IT GOES? >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:54,147 >> OH. >> Jimmy: A PRIEST OH, ACTUALLY YOU ARE RIGHT, BUT 403 00:26:54,147 --> 00:27:01,721 I SAID MAILMAN [ BUZZER ] YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, THOUGH? 404 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:08,328 BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY CORRECT. I DID WANT TO BE A PRIEST. 405 00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:12,665 >> SO I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOU >> Jimmy: BUT I WENT THROUGH A 406 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,801 A PHASE WHERE I REALLY GOT INTO BEING A MAILMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,303 NO, I WAS GOING TO BE A PRIEST - >> I MEAN, THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT 408 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:21,474 DELIVERANCE, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 409 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:27,747 OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN ME. 410 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,316 THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT WE'RE STILL DOING GREAT. 411 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:35,055 LET'S DO ONE MORE. IT'S YOUR TURN TO READ >> OKAY. 412 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,857 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> OKAY. WHERE DID THE NAME HALSEY COME 413 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:52,238 FROM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 414 00:27:52,238 --> 00:28:03,016 I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS. MY ANSWER LOOKS VERY AGGRESSIVE 415 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,818 >> Jimmy: THE NAME HALSEY COMES FROM -- I'M A BIG FAN SO I DEFINITELY BETTER GET THIS ONE, 416 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:10,023 JIMMY. I'M GOING TO SAY, YOUR REAL NAME IS ASHLEY, AND YOU MIXED 417 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,659 UP THE LETTERS >> OKAY. TECHNICALLY, YOU ARE RIGHT 418 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:21,501 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT -- I GOT IT FROM THE STREET IN BROOKLYN, THE STOP OFF THE 419 00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:25,839 L-TRAIN. [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: THE JUDGES ARE GIVING 420 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:28,341 IT TO US >> I KNOW. IT'S INSANE. 421 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:31,544 IT'S INSANE. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE DID WELL. JUDGES, HOW DID WE DO? 422 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,913 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] WE ARE BFFs! 423 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,850 HALSEY, EVERYBODY. "ABOUT-FACE" LAUNCHES ON ULTA.COM TOMORROW AND IN ULTA 424 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:43,723 STORES THIS SUMMER THEIR NEW SONG "SO GOOD" IS OUT NOW. 425 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:48,361 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK. 426 00:28:48,361 --> 00:29:07,147 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 427 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,082 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN AND EMMY-WINNING WRITER STARRING IN 428 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:16,523 THE NEW FILM "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS FRIDAY. 429 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:19,726 ON PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME LARRY WILMORE 430 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,294 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 431 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:35,942 * * >> Jimmy: LARRY WILMORE! 432 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,446 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON THE SHOW >> IT'S NICE TO BE HERE, JIMMY 433 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:44,050 >> Jimmy: LARRY, WHERE DO PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU MOST FROM IS IT "DAILY SHOW" 434 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,853 >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS BECAUSE I HAVE DIFFERENT 435 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:51,057 BUCKETS. BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME FROM "SENIOR BLACK 436 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:55,929 CORRESPONDANT. I HAVE TO SAY SENIOR >> Jimmy: SENIOR 437 00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:58,198 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: "SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDANT. 438 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:01,234 >> "SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDANT. BUT HERE'S WHAT'S GREAT. 439 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:04,504 SEE, I'M NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO THINK THAT I SUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:09,809 THAT'S THE BEST LEVEL OF FAME. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I'M ONLY FAMOUS ENOUGH SO 441 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,745 THAT THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME LIKE WHAT I DO >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE - 442 00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:14,314 >> "OH, LARRY WILMORE. YOU WERE SO GREAT ON 'THE OFFICE.' 443 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:18,218 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CREATED "THE BERNIE MAC SHOW" 444 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,720 ON TV. SOME PEOPLE MAY KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,523 THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: YOU WON A -- >> I WON AN EMMY 446 00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:25,492 >> Jimmy: YOU WON AN EMMY. YOU WON A PEABODY. >> I WON A PEABODY AWARD AS 447 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:30,063 WELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, MAN 448 00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:33,266 YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SHOW "BERNIE MAC SHOW?" >> Jimmy: I LOVE BERNIE MAC. 449 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:37,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BERNIE WAS FANTASTIC, MAN >> Jimmy: I LOVED BERNIE MAC 450 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:39,572 >> WE WON ALMOST EVERY AWARD YOU CAN POSSIBLY WIN >> Jimmy: HOW FUN IS THAT. 451 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:41,941 >> YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. AND THEN I GOT FIRED SO, THERE YOU GO 452 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:44,210 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT FIRED? >> IT'S TRUE 453 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,713 TRUE STORY, YEAH >> Jimmy: WHY? JUST - 454 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:48,848 >> THAT'S HOW HOLLYWOOD WORKS, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,250 >> Jimmy: YOU WIN THE AWARDS AND THEN THEY FIRE YOU OFF THE SHOW 456 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,618 >> LARRY, WE'RE DONE WITH YOU NOW. YEAH 457 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:54,020 IT WAS FUNNY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HOLLYWOOD IS JUST LIKE THIS 458 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:58,892 BUT I TOOK THE HIGH ROAD IN THE PRESS -- THIS IS TRUE I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP 459 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:00,960 I SAID, "YOU KNOW, WE HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES I WAS CREATIVE, AND THEY WERE 460 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,562 DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:07,067 I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT >> KEEP THE HIGH ROAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: KEEP THE HIGH ROAD, 462 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:10,236 BUDDY. >> KEEP THE HIGH ROAD, MAN >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING A LITTLE 463 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,972 RESEARCH ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE COMING ON I FOUND SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS 464 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:17,077 FUN. YOU HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON "THE FACTS OF LIFE?" 465 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:20,180 >> I DID I ACTUALLY DID THIS IS A TRUE STORY 466 00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:23,683 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND MRS. GARRETT 467 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:27,153 THIS IS REAL >> IT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT LARRY. 468 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,855 LOOK AT LARRY WILMORE RIGHT THERE. WOW. 469 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:32,092 [ AUDIENCE AWWs >> WOW [ APPLAUSE ] 470 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,194 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW 471 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:37,364 COME ON. >> I LOVE THAT I GOT THE PUPPY AWW. 472 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,733 THAT WAS VERY NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT THE AWW. 473 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:43,103 >> I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: WERE YOU DOING 474 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:46,206 STANDUP DURING - >> I WAS I WAS DOING STANDUP. 475 00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:48,008 IT'S SO TOUGH WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT STANDUP, AM I RIGHT? 476 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:50,677 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S THE HARDEST >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT 477 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:53,346 SO -- AND YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING OUT JOKES, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO HAMMOCK JOKES, RIGHT 478 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:57,684 SO WHAT YOU DO, IS YOU HAVE A JOKE THAT WORKS. THEN YOU HAVE NEW JOKES. 479 00:31:57,684 --> 00:32:01,054 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND OTHER JOKE THAT WORKS NEW JOKE, TEN SECONDS AT THE 480 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,856 MOST IF IT DOESN'T WORK, GONE, AUDIENCE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER 481 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:05,892 IT >> Jimmy: NO ONE FORGETS, YEAH >> RIGHT 482 00:32:05,892 --> 00:32:08,595 I WAS TRYING OUT A BIT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> A BIT IS A LITTLE LONGER 483 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,097 THAN A JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A BIT IS A LONGER 484 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,334 THAN A JOKE. >> IT IS LONGER THAN A JOKE. I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS 485 00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:18,204 GOING. BIT CAN BE 30 SECONDS TO TWO MINUTES. 486 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,875 GUESS HOW LONG MY BIT WAS, JIMMY. SO -- AND I WORE MY CONTACTS 487 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,210 ALL THE TIME THIS TIME I DECIDED TO WEAR MY GLASSES. 488 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:26,746 BUT I'M WEARING A ROBE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE BIT WAS. 489 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:28,848 WHY I WAS WEARING A ROBE, I HAVE NO IDEA IT'S JUST MY MEMORIES -- 490 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,984 >> Jimmy: I'M EMBARRASSED. >> I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, GUYS 491 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:34,187 I BOMBED SO HARD AND THE THINGS ARE -- YOU KNOW YOU'RE BOMBING IN THE HAD FIRST 492 00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,256 TEN SECONDS BUT. YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE BIT BECAUSE IT'S A BIT 493 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:39,359 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU'RE WEARING AN OUTFIT. 494 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,428 >> EXACTLY, I'M WEARING AN OUTFIT AND I'M WEARING GLASSES. 495 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:45,098 I SWEAR TO YOU GUYS, MY GLASSES STARTED FOGGING UP [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,334 I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP. >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW EMBARRASSED YOU WERE 497 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:50,370 >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS FLOP FOG. 498 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:54,274 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES! >> NOT EVEN FLOP SWEAT 499 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:58,378 FLOP FOG I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM I COULD FEEL THESE WAVES OF 500 00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:05,952 HATE LIKE COMING AT ME, RIGHT? BUT, LIKE, THE LORD SAVED ME I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 501 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:08,321 AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, THEY HATED ME SO MUCH, I WAS ALSO EMCEEING THAT NIGHT. 502 00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:11,691 SO, GUESS WHO GOT TO COME BACK ON STAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 503 00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:14,494 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER THE SKIT ABOUT THE BATH ROBE? YEAH, THAT'S NOT ME. 504 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:17,130 THAT WAS A DIFFERENT GUY NOW >> I KNOW. THERE WERE LIKE, "WHY IS THIS 505 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:19,366 GUY BACK WE HATE THIS GUY DIDN'T HE GET THE MESSAGE? 506 00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:22,068 >> Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT -- BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW. LOOK AT YOU NOW. 507 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,838 COME ON, BUD YOU'RE IN A BIG MOVIE. LET'S TALK ABOUT "JERRY & MARGE 508 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:27,340 GO LARGE." >> VERY EXCITING VERY EXCITING. 509 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,175 GREAT CAST, BY THE WAY BRYAN CRANTSON I LOVE BRYAN 510 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:33,380 ANNETTE BENNING. IT'S DRAMA IT'S GOT COMEDY. 511 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:36,216 IT'S HEARTWARMING. IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THE 512 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:37,851 STORY IS ABOUT >> SURE. IT'S BASED ON THIS GUY NAMED 513 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,387 JERRY SELBEE THIS IS A TRUE STORY YOU GUYS MAY HAVE SEEN IT ON 514 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,856 "60 MINUTES. HE BEAT THE LOTTERY. HE DIDN'T CHEAT IT 515 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:45,225 HE BEAT IT USING MATH. AND HE GOT THE WHOLE TOWN INVOLVED 516 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:47,193 SO, HE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY. HE WON THE TOWN LIKE 517 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:53,900 $27 MILLION OVER LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS. UNBELIEVABLE STORY 518 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:56,169 BRYAN CRANTSON PLAYS JERRY ANNETTE BENING PLAYS HIS WIFE. AND I PLAY HIS ACCOUNTANT, 519 00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:59,539 BECAUSE THE BROTHER'S GOT TO COUNT THE MONEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:02,742 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY -- YEAH >> AND IT WAS JUST SO MUCH FUN WORKING WITH HIM, JIMMY. 521 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:04,911 IT WAS JUST GREAT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WE WERE SAYING BACKSTAGE, I SAID THE 522 00:34:04,911 --> 00:34:09,482 REVIEWS HAVE BEEN GREAT. AND YOU SAID, IT KIND OF FEELS GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO GO LIKE, 523 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,952 "HEY, LARRY, WE NEED THIS. >> I AGREE YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING JIMMY, 524 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:16,623 I'M LIVING GRATITUDE NOW, I LOST MY BROTHER LAST YEAR TO COVID. 525 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:19,526 AND I SAID, "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LIVE IN GRATITUDE THIS PAST YEAR." 526 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:23,563 WHEN I READ THIS SCRIPT JIMMY, IT WAS THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT I FEEL PEOPLE NEED 527 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,699 WE JUST WANT TO LAUGH AT SOMETHING. WE WANT ESCAPE, RIGHT? 528 00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:29,336 WE WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YES PLEASE 529 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:31,705 >> IT'S SOMETHING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY YOU CAN GO ENJOY 530 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,807 YOU'RE LAUGHING. AND IT'S FEEL GOOD IT'S ABOUT A COMMUNITY THAT'S 531 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:37,310 DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER HOW DIFFERENT IS THAT THAN THE WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN NOW, 532 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:40,513 RIGHT? RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 533 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:43,083 >> SO PEOPLE ARE PULLING FOR EACH OTHER SUCH AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY. 534 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,651 IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO BE A PART OF IT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 535 00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:47,921 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S LARRY WILMORE IN "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE." 536 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:49,589 & MARGE GO LARGE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 537 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,158 A CORPORATION? 538 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:56,329 >> BRING IN THE WHOLE TOWN IF WE SELL SHARES, WE'LL HAVE MORE CAPITAL TO INVEST 539 00:34:56,329 --> 00:35:00,667 >> GO BIG OR GO HOME >> THEN WE'LL SPLIT THE PROFITS WITH THE SHAREHOLDERS. 540 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:04,838 >> EVERYBODY RIDES >> WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT 541 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:07,941 >> SORRY, I'M JUST REALLY INTO IT >> SHE'S REALLY INTO IT. 542 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:12,545 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT'LL WORK >> HOUSE ALWAYS WINS >> STOP IT 543 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,314 YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WILL COME IN ON THIS? >> YEP 544 00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:17,317 YOU DID. >> YEAH, BUT I'M A DEPRESSED WIDOWER WITH NOTHING TO LIVE 545 00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:19,285 FOR. >> YOU WANT TO BUY MORE SHARES THEN 546 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:22,889 >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LARRY WILMORE, 547 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:25,225 EVERYBODY! "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON 548 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:31,297 PARAMOUNT PLUS THANK YOU FOR MAKING US LAUGH. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY 549 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:34,801 GOOD TO SEE YOU. MUNA PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 550 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:48,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "KIND OF 551 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:53,486 GIRL" FROM THEIR UPCOMING SELF-TITLED ALBUM, GIVE IT UP FOR MUNA 552 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:53,520 SELF-TITLED ALBUM, GIVE IT UP FOR MUNA 553 00:36:03,396 --> 00:36:16,876 * * I'M THE KIND OF GIR 554 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:24,317 WHO TAKES THINGS A LITTLE TOO FAR PRESSES A LITTLE TOO HARD * 555 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:31,057 * THAT'S WHY YO LEFT A MARK AN I'M THE KIND OF GIRL 556 00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:37,330 WHO WANTS EVERYTHING * * SHE CAN'T GET LEAVING ALONE AND YE 557 00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:41,234 SOMEHOW STILL LEAVIN A MESS BUT * * I'M A GIR 558 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:49,776 WHO'S LEARNING EVERYTHING I SAY ISN'T DEFINITIVE * 559 00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:57,917 * I'M NOT SOME KIND OF MINOR TROPE WHO'S NEVER GONN 560 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:10,630 CHANGE THAT'S SO * * DERIVATIV I COULD GET UP TOMORRO 561 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:15,201 TALK TO MYSELF REAL GENTLE * * WORK IN THE GARDE 562 00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:24,310 GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBOD WHO ACTUALLY LIKES * 563 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:30,050 * ME FOR ME AND THIS TIM I'LL LET THE 564 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:37,490 YEAH I LIKE * * TELLING STORIES BUT I DON'T HAVE T 565 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:45,632 WRITE THEM IN IN I COULD STILL * * CHANGE THE EN 566 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:51,738 AT LEAST I'M THE KIND OF GIRL I'M THE KIND OF GIRL * 567 00:37:51,738 --> 00:38:06,019 * WHO THINKS I CA I'M THE KIND O WHO THINKS I CAN 568 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:13,159 I'M THE KIND OF GIRL * * WHO'S LIKELY TO DRIVE YOU INSANE 569 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:19,466 RESTLESS FOREVER UNTAMED A LITTLE IN LOVE * * WITH THE PAIN BUT 570 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:28,675 I'M THE KIND OF GIRL WHO OWNS UP TO ALL OF MY FAULTS * 571 00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:32,612 * WHO'S LEARNING TO LAUGH AT 'EM ALL LIKE I'M NOT A 572 00:38:32,612 --> 00:38:35,648 PROBLEM TO SOLVE * * I'M A GIRL WHO'S BLOWIN ON A DANDELION 573 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:41,154 THINKIN' HOW THE WINDS COULD CHANGE AT * * ANY GIVEN TIM 574 00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:49,662 I COUL GET UP TOMORRO TALK TO MYSELF * 575 00:38:49,662 --> 00:39:01,574 * REAL GENTLE WORK IN THE GARDEN GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBODY 576 00:39:01,574 --> 00:39:06,446 WHO ACTUALLY LIKES * * ME FOR ME AND THIS TIM 577 00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:12,619 I'LL LET THE YEAH * * YEAH I LIKE 578 00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:17,657 TELLING STORIE BUT I DON'T HAVE T WRITE THEM IN IN 579 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:24,097 * I COULD STILL * CHANGE THE END AT LEAST I'M THE 580 00:39:24,097 --> 00:39:34,708 KIND OF GIRL * * I'M THE KIND OF GIRL * WHO THINKS I CAN 581 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:54,761 I'M THE KIND OF GIRL WHO THINKS I CAN * * 582 00:39:54,761 --> 00:40:00,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC. I DON'T WANT IT TO END 583 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:04,237 COME ON. MUNA THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM IS OUT 584 00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:08,441 JUNE 24th. HOW GREAT WAS THAT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 585 00:40:08,441 --> 00:40:31,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO HALSEY, 586 00:40:31,965 --> 00:40:37,837 LARRY WILMORE, MUNA, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 587 00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:41,341 MUNA AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, RIGHT THERE. 588 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:43,977 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 589 00:40:43,977 --> 00:40:46,246 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE