>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HALSEY
LARRY WILMORE, MUSICAL GUEST, MUNA. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1669 >> Tariq: YES, SIR
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AH THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD!
I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I SEE YOU.
I LOVE YOU THAT FEELS SO GOOD WELCOME, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. GUYS, SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS NETFLIX HAS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT A SECOND SEASON
OF "SQUID GAME" IS COMING SOON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IF YOU FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED
IN SEASON ONE, CONGRATS, THAT MEANS THERAPY'S WORKING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, AFTER COVID, UKRAINE, AND INFLATION, CRITICS ARE ALREADY CALLING IT "THE
FEEL-GOOD COMEDY OF THE YEAR." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THIS SEASON'S GOING TO BE
PRETTY INTENSE MOSTLY BECAUSE ALL THE PLAYERS ARE COMPETING FOR A SINGLE
GALLON OF GAS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS.
A SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER AT GOOGLE WAS SUSPENDED AFTER HE CLAIMED THAT THE COMPANY'S
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS GOTTEN SO POWERFUL, IT NOW FUNCTIONS LIKE A PERSON WITH
THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, THE ENGINEER KNEW THE
ROBOT WAS A REAL PERSON WHEN IT FORGOT THIS WEEKEND IS FATHER'S DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] "GOOGLE LAST-MINUTE FATHER'S DAY GIFTS.
"YOU'RE A REAL BOY." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"GOOGLE GRILLING." THAT'S RIGHT THE GOOGLE EMPLOYEE CLAIMS THE
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ACTS LIKE A 7 OR 8-YEAR-OLD EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING, HERE'S
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE OH [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON TODAY, CONGRESS HELD THE SECOND
JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE HEARING. YEP. YOU KNOW THINGS ARE WEIRD TIMES
WHEN THE SONG OF THE SUMMER IS THE ABC NEWS THEME *
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS MORNING ON ABC, THEY SHOWED LOUD, CHAOTIC RIOT
FOOTAGE. AND THEN AFTER THAT EPISODE OF "THE VIEW" WAS OVER, THEY
SHOWED THE HEARING AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GUYS ARE A GOOD CROWD TONIGHT. I LIKE THIS CROWD.
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STAY WITH US ALL
WEEK I WANT THIS ENERGY ALL WEEK. I LOVE THIS CROWD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANTASTIC. THAT'S RIGHT
SO, TODAY, EVERY MAJOR NETWORK COVERED THE HEARING, EVEN FOX NEWS
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THEY WERE LIKE, "MIGHT AS WELL ALL OUR ANCHORS ARE IN IT
ANYWAY." SO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
TODAY'S BIG WITNESS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRUMP'S FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER, BILL STEPIEN,
BUT HE CANCELLED AT THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE HIS WIFE WENT INTO LABOR
WHEN THE BABY WAS BORN THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE, "IT'S A -- LUCKY BREAK IS WHAT IT IS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT, HE WAS LIKE, "HONEY, I MADE YOU A
A SPICY JALAPENO CASSEROLE EAT UP LET'S TAKE THE STAIRS.
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS
FOR THE FIRST HEARING ON THURSDAY, OVER 20 MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN, WHICH IS
HIGHER THAN THIS YEAR'S NBA FINALS [ AUDIENCE OOHS
TRUMP WAS TORN HE DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO WORRY ABOUT THE HEARING OR BRAG ABOUT
THE RATINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] "BIGGEST RIOT RATINGS IN
HISTORY. BIGGEST. PEOPLE LOVE THE RIOT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO, PEOPLE DON'T LOVE THE -- HEY, I READ THAT THERE'S A
A GROWING NUMBER OF HIGH-RANKING DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS WHO DO NOT WANT
PRESIDENT BIDEN TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION. BIDEN BELIEVES THAT HE CAN GET
BACK ON TRACK BY CRAFTING A TIGHT, CONCISE MESSAGE AND THEN HE TALKED FOR THREE
HOURS ABOUT HOW HE PLANS TO DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: FOUL BALL. >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY SOME DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT HIS
AGE. YEAH BERNIE SANDERS IS LIKE, "I
AGREE. HE'S TOO YOUNG HE'S TOO YOUNG, THESE
WHIPPERSNAPPERS WEARING SNEAKERS AND --" [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW THAT DUE TO A WORLDWIDE SHORTAGE OF HELIUM -- THIS IS TRUE
HELIUM -- THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO LAUNCH ALL THEIR WEATHER
BALLOONS IT'S TOUGH AND I THINK I HAVE A PRETTY
GOOD IDEA OF WHAT THE MEETINGS INSIDE THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ARE LIKE RIGHT NOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WEATHER BALLOONS IN THE SKY?
>> WELL, DOUG, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HELIUM. AND WITHOUT IT, IT'S HARD TO
GET UP REAL HIGH >> I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE'S INFLATION
>> IT'S A REAL KICK IN THE WEATHER BALLOONS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> TIME TO CUT BACK ON HELIUM. >> WHAT A SAD DAY. >> I KNOW.
>> ALSO, TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY >> OH, SORRY I ALMOST FORGOT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> THANKS. >> DOUG, WAIT.
[ EXPLOSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WAIT, WHAT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: THAT HAPPENED? THEY BOTH HAD BLONDE HAIR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I
IMAGINE IS HAPPENING AT THE HE -- AT THE NATIONAL - >> Steve: AND THEN HELIUM
BECAME A FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE THAT'S GREAT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
>> Tariq: THAT'S BILL NYE OVER THERE. >> Steve: AND THAT GUY HAD A
A REALLY DEEP VOICE NATURALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY BOTH DID, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, EVERYBODY. COCA-COLA -- I'M KIND OF
EXCITED ABOUT THIS COCA-COLA IS TEAMING UP WITH JACK DANIEL'S TO RELEASE A JACK
AND COKE COCKTAIL IN A CAN [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ]
THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THAT FINALLY, WE NO LONGER HAVE TO
GO THROUGH THAT EXHAUSTING TASK OF MIXING JACK WITH COKE [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE FOUR CASES OF THIS STUFF HOLDING UP A
A RUSTED TRUCK IN KID ROCK'S FRONT YARD [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GET THIS. YESTERDAY, 15 McDONALD'S RESTAURANTS IN RUSSIA REOPENED
WITH NEW BRANDING ALONG WITH A A NEW NAME CALLED VKUSNO & TOCHKA, WHICH TRANSLATES TO
"TASTY AND THAT'S IT." [ LAUGHTER ] TASTY AND THAT'S IT.
NO MORE. YEP, THEY'RE REALLY TRYING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM THE
EXISTING McDONALD'S BRAND. CHECK OUT THIS AD -- THIS LATEST AD I SAW.
McDONALD'S, THEN YOU'LL LOVE OR AT LEAST TOLERATE VKUSNO &
TOCHKA WE OFFER ALL OF MENU FAVORITES, INCLUDING FRACTION-OF-KILOGRAM
BURGER WITH DAIRY SQUARE, ROOM-TEMPERATURE POTATO SHAVINGS, DEEP-FRIED POULTRY
BLOCKS, THE CRISPY TRAITOR WE MEAN CHICKEN SANDWICH, AND MILK SLUDGE.
AND IF YOU SEE MISSING CLOWN, DONALD McRONALD, PLEASE REPORT TO AUTHORITIES
VKUSNO & TOCHKA. BA-DA-BA-BA-BA YOU WILL LOVING IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU WILL LOVING IT HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT
THIS MARVEL HAS ANNOUNCED THAT "SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME" IS
GOING TO RETURN TO THEATERS WITH NEW AND EXTENDED SCENES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DO PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT >> Audience: YEAH!
>> Jimmy: REALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE, "SEE IT AGAIN.
BUT NOW WITH THE SCENES THAT WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE REAL MOVIE."
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF SPIDER-MAN, OVER AT DISNEYLAND, THEY HAVE
A SPIDER-MAN SHOW, RIGHT AND THERE'S A DUMMY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO DO FLIPS IN THE AIR
AND LAND ON TOP OF A BUILDING LIKE IT'S SPIDER-MAN, BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG
AND SOMEONE GOT VIDEO OF IT. WATCH THIS
>> HERE GOES SOMETHING * >> Jimmy: THERE HE GOES.
YOU'RE THE MAN, SPIDEY GOOD LUCK, SPIDEY. GOOD LUCK -- OOH
[ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE SPIDER-MAN AFTER A SIX PACK OF JACK AND COKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, BUDDY
THAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE EXPANDED SCENE FROM THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN" MOVIE IN THEATERS AND IMAX -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IMAX, OF COURSE. GUYS, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
A LOT OF FANS ARE THEORIZING THAT BEYONCE HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON BECAUSE OF
MYSTERIOUS CLUES THAT SHE DROPPED ONLINE THIS WEEKEND. >> Tariq: YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU
KNOW FOR SURE? ISN'T THAT JUST A RUMOR? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THE CLUES ARE
EVERYWHERE, TARIQ. >> Tariq: LIKE WHAT? >> Jimmy: OKAY
SO, ON FRIDAY, BEYONCE DELETED HER PROFILE PICTURES FOR ALL HER SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS.
TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK, ALL OF THEM. AND SHE STILL HASN'T UPLOADED
NEW ONES OVER 72 HOURS LATER [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Tariq: GO ON.
>> Jimmy: BEYONCE'S MOST RECENT STUDIO ALBUM WAS "LEMONADE," WHICH WAS SURPRISED RELEASED
OVER SIX YEARS AGO IN 2016 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAPPENED IN 2016
HER SECOND SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE, THE ONE WITH COLDPLAY
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY BEFORE THAT PERFORMANCE.
SHE SURPRISE RELEASED THE SONG FOR THE VIDEO "FORMATION." THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE
SUPER BOWL, THE NEXT DAY, SHE ANNOUNCED THE "FORMATION" WORLD TOUR ALL BEFORE ANYONE EVEN
KNEW THAT SHE WAS GOING TO SURPRISE RELEASE "LEMONADE" THAT APRIL
>> Tariq: WELL, THAT WAS 2016, THOUGH >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT,
BUT BOTH "LEMONADE" AND HER SELF-TITLED SURPRISE ALBUM, "BEYONCE," HAD SNEAKY CLUES
BEFORE THE RELEASE TOO, LIKE BEYONCE POSTING PICTURES OF HERSELF WITH LEMONS.
AND ON SATURDAY, FANS REALIZED THAT IF YOU SEARCH SATURDAY'S DATE, JUNE 11th, ON BEYONCE'S
WEBSITE, PLACEHOLDER ART FOR A A MYSTERIOUS BEYONCE ALBUM THAT'S JUST CALLED "B7" GAME
UP B7 BEYONCE'S SEVENTH ALBUM.
GET IT [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Tariq: BUT SHE DIDN'T
RELEASE AN ALBUM THIS WEEKEND. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
'CAUSE THEN TIDAL, THE STREAMING SERVICE THAT JAY-Z IS ON THE BOARD OF, TWEETED, "WHAT
IS A B7. THEN JUST "B8. JAY-Z IS BEYONCE'S HUSBAND
SO, IF AND WHEN BEYONCE PUTS OUT A NEW ALBUM, IT COULD BE "B7" AND "B8."
THAT'S A DOUBLE ALBUM. ISN'T THAT CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Tariq: OH, IT'S CRAZY ALL RIGHT. CRAZY IN LOVE!
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOVING ON.
I HEARD THAT SOME COMPANIES ARE ALLOWING WORKERS TO WEAR SHORTS -
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CRAWL ON ALL FOURS >> Jimmy: WHEN IT COMES ON, I'VE GOT TO GET IN MY -- MY
MOVES, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, MOVING ON.
I HEARD THAT SOME COMPANIES ARE ALLOWING WORKERS TO WEAR SHORTS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM BACK
IN THE OFFICE THIS SUMMER. YEAH YOU KNOW A CEO IS DESPERATE
WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD AFTER MEETINGS TO HEAR 20 PAIRS OF SWEATY THIGHS PEEL OFF THE
SEATS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS ALSO, DID YOU GUYS HEAR,
APPARENTLY A PEST CONTROL COMPANY IS OFFERING $2,000 TO FAMILIES WHO ARE WILLING TO LET
THEM RELEASE 100 COCKROACHES INTO THEIR HOMES [ AUDIENCE GROANS
YEP, 2,000 BUCKS FOR 100 COCKROACHES. RIGHT NOW THE OWNER OF THE RED
LOBSTER IN TIMES SQUARE IS LIKE, "I'M GONNA BE A BILLIONAIRE!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT
HEADLINES SHOULD BE DIFFERENT? WELL, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
* NEWS AND IMPROVED * >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK
OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "DR. FAUCI SAYS U.S. IS OUT OF
PANDEMIC PHASE." YEP. THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE
IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD
DOES MIC DROP AFTER DESTROYING EULOGY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "QUEEN ELIZABETH BEAMS AT ROYAL WINDSOR HORSE SHOW."
THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "WEDDING GUEST GETS REALLY INTO 'LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW' PORTION
OF 'SHOUT.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN'S JOB APPROVAL NUMBERS CONTINUE TO SLIDE.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "FATHER OF THE BRIDE CLEARLY TAKING A LEAK IN THE SHRUBS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "BTS HOLDS WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "NEW FDA COMMISSIONERS ANNOUNCE PLANS TO MAKE BUTTER 35%
SMOOTHER BY 2024." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "HARRIS
ANNOUNCES PLAN TO CANCEL FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MOM
ACCIDENTALLY WALKS IN ON SON'S PERSONAL COMPUTER TIME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"MOM IT'S MY PERSONAL -- IT'S MY PERSONAL COMPUTER TIME."
>> Steve: THROUPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "PRIME
MINISTER TRUDEAU ATTENDS CEREMONY." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DAD
GETS JUST A LITTLE HIGH FOR PTA MEETING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "POPE FRANCIS OPENS DOORS FOR WOMEN.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "DRUNK FRIEND GIVES FINAL REASSURING LOOK BEFORE EATING
IT ON WATER SKIS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"NEWS AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW HALSEY IS HERE, TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LARRY WILMORE IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM MUNA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HALSEY, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BAH MITZVAH I'VE EVER
SEEN -- IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM
ADAM SANDLER IT WAS LIKE -- I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE COACHELLA
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. DAKOTA JOHNSON WILL BE HERE. HALLIE BIEBER, AND
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS WILL ALL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, FROM THE NEW "ELVIS" MOVIE, AUSTIN BUTLER WILL BE STOPPING BY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE GREAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FROM
CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND PHOEBE BRIDGERS. WHAT A WEEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
THIS FRIDAY. THE VERY FUNNY, LARRY WILMORE IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE A MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM MUNA RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A GRAMMY-NOMINATED, MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WITH A NEW SONG OUT CALLED "SO GOOD" AND THEIR MAKEUP LINE,
"ABOUT-FACE," LAUNCHES ON ULTA.COM TOMORROW AND IN ULTA STORES THIS SUMMER
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME HALSEY
*
>> Jimmy: COME ON. DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD
STANDING 'O. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: HALSEY, THE ONE AND
ONLY THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, BUD, THANK YOU SO MUCH WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME BACK
>> Jimmy: WHENEVER I'VE GOT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
LAST -- SINCE LAST I SAW YOU, YOU HAVE A BABY. >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL BABY CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DOES HE LOVE IT WHEN MOM SINGS TO HIM
DO YOU SING LULLABIES? >> OH. NO
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE HATES IT. >> Jimmy: BABY DOESN'T LIKE IT
AT ALL >> NO, HE'S MY BIGGEST CRITIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOTTA WORK ON THAT ONE." >> NO, IT'S FUNNY.
MY MOM, SHE CAN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S REALLY BAD -- AND WHEN SHE SINGS, HIS EYES LIGHT UP LIKE SHE'S THE STARS
AND THE MOON >> Jimmy: HE LOVES IT. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> BUT WHEN I SING, HE'S NOT A A FAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT, REALLY? >> NOT A FAN AND I GET THE --
>> Jimmy: OH, NO YEAH, DON'T CRY. OH, NO
I KNOW THAT FACE YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE -- OH >> I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. OKAY."
MOST KIDS WOULD BE REALLY HAPPY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU LOVING BEING ON TOUR THIS IS THE -- THE "LOVE AND
POWER" TOUR. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE POSTER. >> THANK YOU YEAH, IT'S BEEN REALLY
INCREDIBLE IT'S BEEN AMAZING. I MISS TOURING SO MUCH
AND, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A A MINUTE THERE WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO BE ABLE
TO DO IT FOR A WHILE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BEING BACK ON THE ROAD
AND SEEING PEOPLE IN THE CROWD COMING ALIVE TO THE LYRICS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S PART OF YOU
>> LIKE, YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: YOUR NEW SINGLE IS SO GOOD, BY THE WAY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU YEAH >> Jimmy: SO GOOD.
>> IT'S -- THE NAME IS REALLY, REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN WE'RE HAVING CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IT,
YOU KNOW, I'LL PLAY IT FOR SOMEBODY AND THEY'LL BE LIKE, "OH, IT'S SO GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, LITERALLY, IT'S SO GOOD.
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG
YEAH BUT FINALLY, THE SONG IS OUT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DOES IT FEEL GOOD THAT THE SONG IS OUT >> YEAH, IT FEELS AMAZING.
I THINK AS AN ARTIST, YOU JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO RELEASE THINGS
YOU KNOW LIKE, MUSIC IS SUCH A COOL INDUSTRY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE
LUXURY TO PUT STUFF OUT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO YOU, AS SOON AS IT'S A THOUGHT AND A FEELING
AND IT'S CURRENT TO THE MOMENT SO, I WAS REALLY, REALLY KEEN TO JUST, KIND OF, GET THIS OUT
NOW WHILE I WAS JUST FEELING IT >> Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LOVE
SONG >> YEAH, IT IS I WROTE IT ABOUT MY PARTNER,
LOVE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YEAH, I DID
AND HE AND I MET IN A REALLY COOL WAY >> Jimmy: HOW?
>> WE -- I MET HIM IN 2017 AND HE WAS HIRED TO WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT ME
>> Jimmy: OH -- OH, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A DIRECTOR AND A WRITER >> YEAH, UH-HUH.
SO HE WAS HIRED TO WRITE A A MOVIE ABOUT ME, KIND OF, LIKE "8 MILE.
LESS SPAGHETTI YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> AND -- YEAH AND -- BUT I WAS GOING TO WEAR
THE COOL HOODIE, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO. >> BUT -- SO, HE KIND OF
FOLLOWED ME AROUND ON TOUR AND HE WAS INTERVIEWING ME AND AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS OF
GETTING TO KNOW ME, ONE DAY I, KIND OF, SAT DOWN AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT ME I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
I'M GOING TO START INTERVIEWING YOU BACK." AND WE FOUND OUT THAT WE HAD SO
MUCH IN COMMON >> Jimmy: YOU FELL IN LOVE >> AND AFTER BEING FRIENDS FOR
A LONG TIME, WE FELL IN LOVE YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE -- THAT'S
THE WAY TO DO IT >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO
IT >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: COME ON,
CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DO IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TO BE FRIENDS, GO LIKE, "HEY, I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIOPIC
>> OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A A CONFLICT OF INTEREST NOW BECAUSE HE'S A -- HE'S A MAIN
CHARACTER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE GOT TO DIRECT THE MUSIC
VIDEO INSTEAD, WHICH IS REALLY COOL SO, IT'S, KIND OF LIKE A MINI
TASTE OF WHAT COULD BE >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHO COULD PLAY YOU
AND -- >> OH, GOD I KNOW THE ANSWER.
>> Jimmy: IS IT -- IS IT WHO I THINK IT -- READY? HERE'S WHO I THINK SHOULD PLAY
YOU. WELL, THIS IS YOU. BUT THIS IS YOU AS
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PLAY YOU >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT NO
>> NO? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
SHOULD PLAY YOU. YEAH >> I MEAN, YEAH, MILLIE WOULD
BE GREAT BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK I'M FAMOUS ENOUGH TO CAST MILLIE
YOU'LL DO IT THOUGH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> NO, MILLIE -- MILLIE WOULD BE SO GREAT. MILLIE -- I MEAN, IT'S, KIND
OF, UNCANNY HOW MUCH WE LOOK ALIKE. IT'S LIKE, "OH, NO
WE ACTUALLY JUST LOOK LIKE SISTERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE GREAT
ADAM SANDLER WAS ON YOUR SHOW LAST WEEK. >> AW!
>> Jimmy: AND HE LOVES YOU AND HE SAID THAT -- HE TOLD ME THAT YOU PERFORMED AT HIS DAUGHTER'S
BAH MITZVAH. >> I DID I DID, IT WAS AWESOME.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BAH MITZVAH I'VE EVER
SEEN -- IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM
ADAM SANDLER IT WAS LIKE -- I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE COACHELLA
>> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> I -- I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND ALSO, I WAS LIKE, "WOW, YOU GUYS BOOKED ME."
I WAS REALLY -- I WAS REALLY HONORED. BUT HIS KIDS -- DAUGHTERS ARE
GREAT. AND HE'S SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: OH, SO CUTE.
>> IT WAS A REALLY COOL FULL CIRCLE MOMENT TOO BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID, HIS MOVIES USED TO
PLAY IN MY HOUSE ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND MY DAD IS A HUGE GOLFER AND LOVED "HAPPY GILMORE." HE USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE
TIME AND SO, MY FIRST SENTENCE THAT I EVER SPOKE IN MY LIFE WAS "GO
HOME, BALL." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, SO I WOULD RUN AROUND LIKE A BABY.
LIKE, CRAWLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR. >> Jimmy: "GO TO YOUR HOME."
>> LIKE, "GO TO YOUR HOME, BALL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR FIRST
SENTENCE >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MAKEUP LINE >> OH, YEAH, ABOUT-FACE.
IT'S, LIKE, THE BEST -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING --
>> THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS -- SPEAKING OF SOMETHING THAT YOU
CAN'T JUST DO AND HAVE IT COME OUT THE SAME WEEK. THIS TAKES YEARS OF WORK AND
RESEARCH AND STUFF SO MUCH WORK GOES INTO IT. >> IT IS
YEAH ALSO, LIKE, I'M A LITTLE -- I DON'T KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAY IT >> NEUROTIC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, CONTROLLING?
>> IN -- IN A GOOD WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE YOU'RE -- >> I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE
PERFECT ALL OF THE TIME, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> SO, I WAS REALLY -- SPENT A A LOT OF TIME JUST LIKE, METICULOUSLY WORKING ON THE
FORMULAS AND -- IT'S -- IT'S --
>> Jimmy: LIKE, HOW NERDY DO YOU GET WHEN IT COMES TO IT? >> OH, NERDY
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. "THIS HAS TOO MUCH HYALURONIC
ACID WE NEED TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT BECAUSE THE FORMULA'S TOO
CREAMY." YEAH >> Jimmy: ARE YOU WEARING A LAB
COAT AND GOGGLES >> I LITERALLY AM ACTING LIKE I'M TRYING TO CURE A DISEASE IN
MY BASEMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE MAKING
MAKEUP FOR -- JUST FOR TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL BETTER >> YEAH.
IT'S TOUGH, THOUGH, BECAUSE I'M A MUSICIAN, SO I'M ON STAGE. SO, MY PRODUCTS NEED TO BE SO
LONG WEAR, SO GOOD, SO HIGH PERFORMANCE. BECAUSE IF I GET ON STAGE AND
MY LIPSTICK STARTS SMEARING ALL OVER THE FACE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M NOT BUYING THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO WORK >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON ABOUT-FACE CONGRATS ON THE TOUR
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NEW MUSIC.
AND, OF COURSE, CONGRATS ON THE BABY THAT'S THE GREATEST.
>> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: HALSEY, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE YOU. HALSEY AND I ARE PLAYING "THE BEST FRIENDS CHALLENGE" WHEN WE
COME BACK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON THE "FACTS OF LIFE?"
>> I DID I ACTUALLY DID THIS IS A TRUE STORY
OH MY GOD -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND MRS. GARRETT
THIS IS REAL >> THERE YOU GO. IT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT LARRY WILMORE -- >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH HALSEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HALSEY I LIKE TO THINK THAT -- I LIKE TO THINK THAT WE ARE FRIENDS
BUT I WAS WONDERING, ARE WE BEST FRIENDS >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND I HAVE A GAME WHERE WE CAN PLAY TO PROVE IT. IT IS TIME FOR THE "BEST
FRIENDS CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO * BEST FRIEND
CHALLENG OH YEAH * >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: THE GAME WORKS LIKE THE NEWLYWED GAME BUT FOR
FRIENDS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS READING QUESTIONS ABOUT EACH
OTHER FROM THE BEST FRIENDS BOX. OKAY
THIS IS RIGHT HERE WE'RE GOING TO WRITE DOWN THE SAME ANSWER.
WE DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THIS OUT JUST SAYING, RIGHT >> NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO I WILL READ THE FIRST QUESTION ABOUT ME
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO AND THEN, WE'LL SEE IF WE HAVE
THE SAME ANSWER. WHAT CONDIMENT DO I HATE >> OH, MY GOD.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID CONTINENT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE IS ONE
CONTINENT I REALLY HATE. * ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S MY REAL ANSWER. YOU WROTE DOWN YOUR ANSWER ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DID YOU WRITE >> I JUST GUESSED BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES THIS ONE.
MY ANSWER IS MAYONNAISE. >> Jimmy: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS MAYONNAISE
YES! [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M TELLING YOU. WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS I'M TELLING YOU, WE ARE BEST
FRIENDS. I DO NOT LIKE MAYONNAISE IT REMINDS ME OF PUSS.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. MOVING ON TO THE - >> I DIDN'T MIND IT UNTIL YOU
JUST SAID THAT >> Jimmy: IT IS YOUR -- IT'S YOUR TURN TO READ A QUESTION
THAT'S ABOUT YOU AND I -- I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS AND I AM NOT LOOKING
>> OH. I MEAN THIS ONE IS SO EASY WHAT OSCAR NOMINATED MOVIE WAS
I IN [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU OR ME YOU WERE IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED --
>> NO, I WAS IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED MOVIE, BUT YOU HAVE A GRAMMY, AND I DON'T
SO, LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT. >> Jimmy: I WAS IN AN OSCAR-WINNING MOVIE.
>> UGH >> Jimmy: WAIT WAS "SING 2" -- NOT "SING" -
>> YEAH, "SING 2" GOT AN OSCAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, I THINK I KNOW
THIS NO I THINK SO
I -- YEAH, I THINK I REMEMBER YOU IN THIS
OH, NO DID I MAKE IT UP ALL RIGHT.
I THINK YOU WERE IN -- IF I'M CORRECT -- "A STAR IS BORN"? >> YES
[ BELL DINGING ] THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE IN IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU! I KNOW YOU I LOVE YOU
I TOLD YOU, BUD! >> I DIDN'T THINK -- I DIDN'T THINK YOU REMEMBERED
>> Jimmy: DON'T DOUBT ME DON'T DOUBT ME I'M TELLING YOU, WE ARE BFFs
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD REMEMBER BECAUSE I'M ONLY IN IT FOR LIKE A MINUTE.
>> Jimmy: BUT I DID REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE IN IT. CAUSE I WAS LIKE -
BUT YOU WERE ALSO IN "SING 2." >> I WAS, YEAH >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I LOVED --
I LOVE YOUR VOICE. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "YOU SHOULD
BE IN MORE --" >> I SHOULD PLAY ANIMATED WOLVES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN THAT
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO READ THE NEXT QUESTION. WHICH IS IN FRANCE, HOW THEY
SAY QUESTION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] QUESTION
>> I'M LEARNING SO MANY LANGUAGES TODAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DID I
WANT TO BE BEFORE I WAS INTERESTED IN COMEDY >> I KNOW THIS ONE
>> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU DO >> YES, BUT I JUST REALIZED I CAN'T SPELL, BUT IT'S OKAY
I THINK I SPELLED IT >> Jimmy: REALLY YOU KNEW THIS?
>> I DO KNOW THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I DO.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS BIZARRE. ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU.
[ DRUM ROLL NO YOU SHOW ME YOURS FIRST.
>> NO. IS THAT HOW IT GOES? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> OH. >> Jimmy: A PRIEST OH, ACTUALLY YOU ARE RIGHT, BUT
I SAID MAILMAN [ BUZZER ] YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, THOUGH?
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY CORRECT. I DID WANT TO BE A PRIEST.
>> SO I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOU >> Jimmy: BUT I WENT THROUGH A
A PHASE WHERE I REALLY GOT INTO BEING A MAILMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I WAS GOING TO BE A PRIEST - >> I MEAN, THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT
DELIVERANCE, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN ME.
THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT WE'RE STILL DOING GREAT.
LET'S DO ONE MORE. IT'S YOUR TURN TO READ >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> OKAY. WHERE DID THE NAME HALSEY COME
FROM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS. MY ANSWER LOOKS VERY AGGRESSIVE
>> Jimmy: THE NAME HALSEY COMES FROM -- I'M A BIG FAN SO I DEFINITELY BETTER GET THIS ONE,
JIMMY. I'M GOING TO SAY, YOUR REAL NAME IS ASHLEY, AND YOU MIXED
UP THE LETTERS >> OKAY. TECHNICALLY, YOU ARE RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT -- I GOT IT FROM THE STREET IN BROOKLYN, THE STOP OFF THE
L-TRAIN. [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: THE JUDGES ARE GIVING
IT TO US >> I KNOW. IT'S INSANE.
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE DID WELL. JUDGES, HOW DID WE DO?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] WE ARE BFFs!
HALSEY, EVERYBODY. "ABOUT-FACE" LAUNCHES ON ULTA.COM TOMORROW AND IN ULTA
STORES THIS SUMMER THEIR NEW SONG "SO GOOD" IS OUT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN AND EMMY-WINNING WRITER STARRING IN
THE NEW FILM "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS THIS FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME LARRY WILMORE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: LARRY WILMORE!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON THE SHOW >> IT'S NICE TO BE HERE, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: LARRY, WHERE DO PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU MOST FROM IS IT "DAILY SHOW"
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS BECAUSE I HAVE DIFFERENT
BUCKETS. BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME FROM "SENIOR BLACK
CORRESPONDANT. I HAVE TO SAY SENIOR >> Jimmy: SENIOR
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: "SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDANT.
>> "SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDANT. BUT HERE'S WHAT'S GREAT.
SEE, I'M NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO THINK THAT I SUCK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE BEST LEVEL OF FAME. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I'M ONLY FAMOUS ENOUGH SO
THAT THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME LIKE WHAT I DO >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE -
>> "OH, LARRY WILMORE. YOU WERE SO GREAT ON 'THE OFFICE.'
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CREATED "THE BERNIE MAC SHOW"
ON TV. SOME PEOPLE MAY KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: YOU WON A -- >> I WON AN EMMY
>> Jimmy: YOU WON AN EMMY. YOU WON A PEABODY. >> I WON A PEABODY AWARD AS
WELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, MAN
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SHOW "BERNIE MAC SHOW?" >> Jimmy: I LOVE BERNIE MAC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BERNIE WAS FANTASTIC, MAN >> Jimmy: I LOVED BERNIE MAC
>> WE WON ALMOST EVERY AWARD YOU CAN POSSIBLY WIN >> Jimmy: HOW FUN IS THAT.
>> YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. AND THEN I GOT FIRED SO, THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT FIRED? >> IT'S TRUE
TRUE STORY, YEAH >> Jimmy: WHY? JUST -
>> THAT'S HOW HOLLYWOOD WORKS, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WIN THE AWARDS AND THEN THEY FIRE YOU OFF THE SHOW
>> LARRY, WE'RE DONE WITH YOU NOW. YEAH
IT WAS FUNNY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HOLLYWOOD IS JUST LIKE THIS
BUT I TOOK THE HIGH ROAD IN THE PRESS -- THIS IS TRUE I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP
I SAID, "YOU KNOW, WE HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES I WAS CREATIVE, AND THEY WERE
DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT >> KEEP THE HIGH ROAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: KEEP THE HIGH ROAD,
BUDDY. >> KEEP THE HIGH ROAD, MAN >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING A LITTLE
RESEARCH ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE COMING ON I FOUND SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS
FUN. YOU HAD A RECURRING ROLE ON "THE FACTS OF LIFE?"
>> I DID I ACTUALLY DID THIS IS A TRUE STORY
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND MRS. GARRETT
THIS IS REAL >> IT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT LARRY.
LOOK AT LARRY WILMORE RIGHT THERE. WOW.
[ AUDIENCE AWWs >> WOW [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW
COME ON. >> I LOVE THAT I GOT THE PUPPY AWW.
THAT WAS VERY NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT THE AWW.
>> I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: WERE YOU DOING
STANDUP DURING - >> I WAS I WAS DOING STANDUP.
IT'S SO TOUGH WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT STANDUP, AM I RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S THE HARDEST >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE IT
SO -- AND YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING OUT JOKES, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO HAMMOCK JOKES, RIGHT
SO WHAT YOU DO, IS YOU HAVE A JOKE THAT WORKS. THEN YOU HAVE NEW JOKES.
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND OTHER JOKE THAT WORKS NEW JOKE, TEN SECONDS AT THE
MOST IF IT DOESN'T WORK, GONE, AUDIENCE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER
IT >> Jimmy: NO ONE FORGETS, YEAH >> RIGHT
I WAS TRYING OUT A BIT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> A BIT IS A LITTLE LONGER
THAN A JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A BIT IS A LONGER
THAN A JOKE. >> IT IS LONGER THAN A JOKE. I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS
GOING. BIT CAN BE 30 SECONDS TO TWO MINUTES.
GUESS HOW LONG MY BIT WAS, JIMMY. SO -- AND I WORE MY CONTACTS
ALL THE TIME THIS TIME I DECIDED TO WEAR MY GLASSES.
BUT I'M WEARING A ROBE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE BIT WAS.
WHY I WAS WEARING A ROBE, I HAVE NO IDEA IT'S JUST MY MEMORIES --
>> Jimmy: I'M EMBARRASSED. >> I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, GUYS
I BOMBED SO HARD AND THE THINGS ARE -- YOU KNOW YOU'RE BOMBING IN THE HAD FIRST
TEN SECONDS BUT. YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE BIT BECAUSE IT'S A BIT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU'RE WEARING AN OUTFIT.
>> EXACTLY, I'M WEARING AN OUTFIT AND I'M WEARING GLASSES.
I SWEAR TO YOU GUYS, MY GLASSES STARTED FOGGING UP [ LAUGHTER ]
I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP. >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW EMBARRASSED YOU WERE
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS FLOP FOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES! >> NOT EVEN FLOP SWEAT
FLOP FOG I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM I COULD FEEL THESE WAVES OF
HATE LIKE COMING AT ME, RIGHT? BUT, LIKE, THE LORD SAVED ME I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, THEY HATED ME SO MUCH, I WAS ALSO EMCEEING THAT NIGHT.
SO, GUESS WHO GOT TO COME BACK ON STAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REMEMBER THE SKIT ABOUT THE BATH ROBE? YEAH, THAT'S NOT ME.
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT GUY NOW >> I KNOW. THERE WERE LIKE, "WHY IS THIS
GUY BACK WE HATE THIS GUY DIDN'T HE GET THE MESSAGE?
>> Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT -- BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW. LOOK AT YOU NOW.
COME ON, BUD YOU'RE IN A BIG MOVIE. LET'S TALK ABOUT "JERRY & MARGE
GO LARGE." >> VERY EXCITING VERY EXCITING.
GREAT CAST, BY THE WAY BRYAN CRANTSON I LOVE BRYAN
ANNETTE BENNING. IT'S DRAMA IT'S GOT COMEDY.
IT'S HEARTWARMING. IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHAT THE
STORY IS ABOUT >> SURE. IT'S BASED ON THIS GUY NAMED
JERRY SELBEE THIS IS A TRUE STORY YOU GUYS MAY HAVE SEEN IT ON
"60 MINUTES. HE BEAT THE LOTTERY. HE DIDN'T CHEAT IT
HE BEAT IT USING MATH. AND HE GOT THE WHOLE TOWN INVOLVED
SO, HE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY. HE WON THE TOWN LIKE
$27 MILLION OVER LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS. UNBELIEVABLE STORY
BRYAN CRANTSON PLAYS JERRY ANNETTE BENING PLAYS HIS WIFE. AND I PLAY HIS ACCOUNTANT,
BECAUSE THE BROTHER'S GOT TO COUNT THE MONEY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY -- YEAH >> AND IT WAS JUST SO MUCH FUN WORKING WITH HIM, JIMMY.
IT WAS JUST GREAT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WE WERE SAYING BACKSTAGE, I SAID THE
REVIEWS HAVE BEEN GREAT. AND YOU SAID, IT KIND OF FEELS GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO GO LIKE,
"HEY, LARRY, WE NEED THIS. >> I AGREE YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING JIMMY,
I'M LIVING GRATITUDE NOW, I LOST MY BROTHER LAST YEAR TO COVID.
AND I SAID, "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LIVE IN GRATITUDE THIS PAST YEAR."
WHEN I READ THIS SCRIPT JIMMY, IT WAS THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT I FEEL PEOPLE NEED
WE JUST WANT TO LAUGH AT SOMETHING. WE WANT ESCAPE, RIGHT?
WE WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YES PLEASE
>> IT'S SOMETHING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY YOU CAN GO ENJOY
YOU'RE LAUGHING. AND IT'S FEEL GOOD IT'S ABOUT A COMMUNITY THAT'S
DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER HOW DIFFERENT IS THAT THAN THE WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN NOW,
RIGHT? RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
>> SO PEOPLE ARE PULLING FOR EACH OTHER SUCH AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY.
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO BE A PART OF IT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S LARRY WILMORE IN "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
A CORPORATION?
>> BRING IN THE WHOLE TOWN IF WE SELL SHARES, WE'LL HAVE MORE CAPITAL TO INVEST
>> GO BIG OR GO HOME >> THEN WE'LL SPLIT THE PROFITS WITH THE SHAREHOLDERS.
>> EVERYBODY RIDES >> WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT
>> SORRY, I'M JUST REALLY INTO IT >> SHE'S REALLY INTO IT.
BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT'LL WORK >> HOUSE ALWAYS WINS >> STOP IT
YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WILL COME IN ON THIS? >> YEP
YOU DID. >> YEAH, BUT I'M A DEPRESSED WIDOWER WITH NOTHING TO LIVE
FOR. >> YOU WANT TO BUY MORE SHARES THEN
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LARRY WILMORE,
EVERYBODY! "JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON
PARAMOUNT PLUS THANK YOU FOR MAKING US LAUGH. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY
GOOD TO SEE YOU. MUNA PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "KIND OF
GIRL" FROM THEIR UPCOMING SELF-TITLED ALBUM, GIVE IT UP FOR MUNA
* * I'M THE KIND OF GIR
WHO TAKES THINGS A LITTLE TOO FAR PRESSES A LITTLE TOO HARD *
* THAT'S WHY YO LEFT A MARK AN I'M THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO WANTS EVERYTHING * * SHE CAN'T GET LEAVING ALONE AND YE
SOMEHOW STILL LEAVIN A MESS BUT * * I'M A GIR
WHO'S LEARNING EVERYTHING I SAY ISN'T DEFINITIVE *
* I'M NOT SOME KIND OF MINOR TROPE WHO'S NEVER GONN
CHANGE THAT'S SO * * DERIVATIV I COULD GET UP TOMORRO
TALK TO MYSELF REAL GENTLE * * WORK IN THE GARDE
GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBOD WHO ACTUALLY LIKES *
* ME FOR ME AND THIS TIM I'LL LET THE
YEAH I LIKE * * TELLING STORIES BUT I DON'T HAVE T
WRITE THEM IN IN I COULD STILL * * CHANGE THE EN
AT LEAST I'M THE KIND OF GIRL I'M THE KIND OF GIRL *
* WHO THINKS I CA I'M THE KIND O WHO THINKS I CAN
I'M THE KIND OF GIRL * * WHO'S LIKELY TO DRIVE YOU INSANE
RESTLESS FOREVER UNTAMED A LITTLE IN LOVE * * WITH THE PAIN BUT
I'M THE KIND OF GIRL WHO OWNS UP TO ALL OF MY FAULTS *
* WHO'S LEARNING TO LAUGH AT 'EM ALL LIKE I'M NOT A
PROBLEM TO SOLVE * * I'M A GIRL WHO'S BLOWIN ON A DANDELION
THINKIN' HOW THE WINDS COULD CHANGE AT * * ANY GIVEN TIM
I COUL GET UP TOMORRO TALK TO MYSELF *
* REAL GENTLE WORK IN THE GARDEN GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBODY
WHO ACTUALLY LIKES * * ME FOR ME AND THIS TIM
I'LL LET THE YEAH * * YEAH I LIKE
TELLING STORIE BUT I DON'T HAVE T WRITE THEM IN IN
* I COULD STILL * CHANGE THE END AT LEAST I'M THE
KIND OF GIRL * * I'M THE KIND OF GIRL * WHO THINKS I CAN
I'M THE KIND OF GIRL WHO THINKS I CAN * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC. I DON'T WANT IT TO END
COME ON. MUNA THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM IS OUT
JUNE 24th. HOW GREAT WAS THAT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO HALSEY,
LARRY WILMORE, MUNA, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MUNA AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE