>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AARON PAUL
MARC MARON TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS, MUSICAL GUEST LEIKELI47.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1635
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT WELCOME, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
A FEDERAL JUDGE HAS OVERRULED THE CDC'S MASK MANDATE FOR PLANES, AND NOW ALL THE MAJOR
AIRLINES HAVE DROPPED THEIR MASK REQUIREMENTS. BUT DON'T WORRY.
TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE, YOU CAN NOW BRING ONLY UP TO 3.4 OUNCES OF COVID ON BOARD.
[ LAUGHTER ] TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, AIRLINES ARE BASICALLY TURNING OFF THE
SEATBELT SIGN FOR COVID AND TELLING YOU TO MOVE FREELY ABOUT THE CABIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IF YOU THOUGHT OMICRON WAS BAD, WAIT TILL YOU MEET THE
SPIRIT VARIANT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, SOME PILOTS ACTUALLY ANNOUNCED
THE NEWS MIDFLIGHT, AND PEOPLE STARTED CELEBRATING. IT'S TRUE.
YEAH, PASSENGERS WERE DANCING, HUGGING, KISSING, AND NOW THEY'RE ALL IN QUARANTINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE WAS A CRAZY SCENE ON AMERICAN AIRLINES
PEOPLE TORE OFF THEIR MASKS AND SHOVED THEM RIGHT INTO THE ASHTRAYS
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW OLD IS THIS FLIGHT YEAH
AND IT'S NOT JUST PLANES AMTRAK HAS ALSO ENDED THEIR MASK MANDATE
RIGHT NOW TRAIN CONDUCTORS ARE CELEBRATING BY PUNCHING 25 TINY HOLES IN THEIR MASKS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN I HAVE YOUR MASK, PLEASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT NOW, ALSO UBER HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE DROPPING ALL MASK REQUIREMENTS.
HONESTLY, I'M GOING TO MISS GETTING INTO A MASKED STRANGER'S CAR
KIND OF FUN TO PLAY THAT GAME -- MY RIDE TO THE AIRPORT OR KIDNAPPING?
YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T
HAPPY WITH THE RULING. THEY CALLED IT DISAPPOINTING AND URGED TRAVELERS TO KEEP
WEARING MASKS, BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING THE DECISION
KIND OF LIKE YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR NEW TATTOO
[ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE 'SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND
CODY' IN 20 YEARS, BUT GO FOR IT GET THE TATTOO."
[ LAUGHTER ] HOPE FOR A REUNION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF THE WHITE HOUSE, I READ THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS TOLD FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA
THAT HE PLANS TO RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2024 BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I'LL CONSIDER
THE LONG SILENT STARE YOUR BLESSING." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, THAT'S A GOOD ONE
YEAH, THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] OBAMA ACTUALLY HAD SOME GOOD
ADVICE HE WAS LIKE, "BE CAREFUL, AFTER TWO TERMS PEOPLE MIGHT SAY YOU
LOOK OLD." [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, YOU GUYS SEE THIS
FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON IS RUNNING FOR REELECTION AND A PHOTO OF HIM
IS GOING VIRAL BECAUSE HE'S SHOWING A TON OF CHEST HAIR. TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH
THERE HE IS. WELL, IT'S INSPIRED MACRON TO TEST SOME NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
CHECK THESE OUT. FIRST UP, THERE'S "MACRON '22. KEEP FRANCE SEXY AGAIN."
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP THERE'S, "MACRON '22 ANTI-TAX AND ANTI-WAX.
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THERE'S "MACRON '22.
VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL START TEXTING YOUR WIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HEY! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HEY!
>> Steve: MACRON >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE LOVE THE PHOTO AND
IT'S BECOME VERY POPULAR I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY.
A GALLON CHEAPER THAN E-10 AND SOME GUYS --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WORSE. I LIKE IT.
APPROVAL RATING UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING
THAT RUSSIA AND UKRAINE SHOULD TRY TO REACH AN AGREEMENT TO END THE WAR.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, MISS AMERICA CONTESTANTS WERE LIKE,
"NAILED IT." YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
GREAT ANSWER YEP, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "AFTER EIGHT WEEKS, I'VE NOW COME TO
REALIZE THIS IS A NO BUENO." [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, THIS IS
INTERESTING. SCIENTISTS IN JAPAN CAME UP WITH A CREATIVE WAY TO GET
PEOPLE TO EAT LESS SALT. CHECK THIS OUT
THEIR NEW TASTE-ENHANCING CHOPSTICKS WILL MAKE HEALTHY FOOD LOW IN SALT TASTE BETTER.
THE HIGH-TECH UTENSILS ARE HOOKED UP TO A SPECIAL COMPUTER DEVICE ON THE USER'S WRIST,
WHICH CAUSES A SMALL ELECTRIC CURRENT TO FLOW THROUGH WHAT THEY'RE EATING, ACTIVATING ANY
SODIUM IONS AND ALLOWING FOR THEIR TONGUE TO TASTE MORE SALT THAN IS ACTUALLY IN THE FOOD
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE
[ LAUGHTER ] ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM COMBINING SOUP AND ELECTRICITY
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TIME, JUST POUR THE SOUP OVER YOUR HEAD
AND PLUG YOURSELF INTO A WALL. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS GOING A VIRAL.
A WOMAN IN THE UK WAS AT A A BRUNCH -- WAS AT BRUNCH WITH HER FRIENDS, OKAY?
AND SHE TRIED TO GET HER JACKET THAT FELL BEHIND THE BOOTH OKAY
AND LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YAY >> YAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE FELL BEHIND THE --
>> Questlove: THREE SONGS. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THREE -
WAS IT THREE SONGS >> Questlove: YES. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THAT ONE
MORE TIME? SHE FELL BEHIND THE THING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YAY >> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE
BECAUSE THE BAR SHE WAS AT WAS CALLED BOTTOMS UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW BRUNCH WENT OFF THE RAILS WHEN SOMEONE DOES A KEG STAND WITHOUT A KEG.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? AFTER THEY GOT HER UP, SHE WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, SO NOW WE
KNOW 11 MIMOSAS IS MY LIMIT. OKAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
ALSO IT'S NICE OF HER FRIENDS TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND HELP HER RECORD IT, DON'T YOU THINK
[ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN MASSACHUSETTS WHO WAS LEARNING
TO DRIVE IN A CEMETERY AND CRASHED INTO EIGHT HEADSTONES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S JUST WEIRD THAT HER DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WAS, LIKE, "TRY A U-TURN AT EDNA DOYLE'S
FINAL RESTING PLACE," AND THEN PARALLEL PARK BY THE MAUSOLEUM [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. SO, BETWEEN THAT AND GETTING STUCK BEHIND A BOOTH SHE HAD A
A REAL TOUGH DAY [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY.
IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * WE TWEE
WE TWEET * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS "WETWEET."
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
OKAY SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL
GONNA VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. OKAY
YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM IF
YOU WOULD LIKE, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM IF YOU LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALSO HAVE
CLICKERS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CORRECT ON THESE?
>> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: NO HIGGINS, HAVE YOU?
>> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: NO OKAY, MAYBE TONIGHT WILL BE --
>> Steve: TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT. I GOT A THOUSAND -
>> Jimmy: YOU VOTE YES OR NO, YAY OR NAY WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST
LIKES WE WILL TWEET IT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO YOU CAN ALL "LIKE" IT AND WETWEET IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] THE FIRST -- THE FIRST TWEET
IS, THE BEST WAY TO WIN AN ARGUMENT "IS TO ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG AND MOVE ON.
THE SECOND BEST WAY IS BRINGING AN AIR HORN. [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW. I CAN ALREADY KIND OF TELL >> Steve: I LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE IT, TOO I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S -- THE SILENCE IS A THUMBS DOWN
>> Steve: IT'S HUMOR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK THE VOTES ARE
IN AND NOW LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE YEAH, NO
THEY DID NOT LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO
WOW. >> Jimmy: RESOUNDING NO. NO THANKS.
NO AIR HORN. NO AIR HORN. THIS NEXT ONE IS, "COACHELLA
JUST ANSWERS THE QUESTION, 'WHAT IF THE KIDS FROM "EUPHORIA" WENT OUTSIDE?'"
>> Steve: COME ON, THAT'S GOOD, TOO. *
>> Jimmy: MAKE YOUR VOTE YEAH, HERE WE GO NOW LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON
THIS ONE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ONE? [ DRUM ROLL
>> Steve: WHOA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I THINK THEY WENT A LITTLE TOO HEAVY ON THAT ONE >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S 160
>> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW -- >> Steve: I VOTED YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT. THIS NEXT ONE IS, "BACON IS THE ONLY MEAT WITH A PERM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * NOT FOR YOU?
>> Steve: NOT FOR ME >> Jimmy: NOT YOUR TYPE OF - >> Steve: I DON'T CARE FOR
THAT I DON'T CARE FOR THAT TYPE OF HUMOR.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THAT ONE THERE. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
YEAH, NO, I AGREE. I AGREE WITH THIS ONE. THIS NEXT ONE, THOUGH, I -
>> Steve: YOU LIKE THIS NEXT ONE? >> Jimmy: WELL, AGAIN, I DON'T
WANT TO PICK FAVORITES, BUT YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM OR NONE OF THEM
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, PUT YOUR CLICKERS
DOWN YOU CAN GO - >> Steve: HEY, I'M NOT PLAYING
THE GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CAME HERE TO BE, ENTERTAINED.
I DON'T WANT TO ENTERTAIN YOU. >> Steve: I DON'T WANT TO WORK [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU DECIDE WHAT TWEET. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO HERE'S THE TWEET HERE.
NEXT UP IS, "YAWNS ARE A GREAT TIME TO FEED YOUR FRIEND A A TWINKIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IS TWINKIE A A EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO IT IS NOT [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT IS NOT.
>> Steve: OKAY I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: NO, IT IS NOT. IT'S A - >> Steve: TWINKIE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A HOSTESS - >> Steve: KINA A TAN-COLORED TUBE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: FILLED WITH CREAM. [ LAUGHTER ]
GOT IT THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW. I'M VOTING NO.
DISGUSTING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS
ON THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. >> Steve: OH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I THINK IT'S A GOOD GAG. SOMEONE YAWNS, YOU SHOVE A A TWINKIE.
>> Steve: SURE A HOSTESS. HOSTESS COMES OVER
>> Jimmy: THE LAST ONE HERE IS, "SURE, SEX IS NICE, BUT HAVE YOU EVER PUT ON YOUR OWN
SNEAKERS AFTER BOWLING?" [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE TOO. OKAY, EVERYONE LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT
NOW. RIGHT THERE. YEAH
NOT BAD. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS - "YAWNS ARE A GREAT TIME TO FEED
YOUR FRIEND A TWINKIE! YES! *
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT AARON PAUL IS HERE THIS EVENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AARON PAUL MARC MARON IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY FUNNY TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LEIKELI47.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> IT BRINGS ME, YOU KNOW, TO KEITH RICHARDS DRESSING ROOM
HE'S SHIRTLESS SMOKING A JOINT AND I'M LIKE - >> Jimmy: YES.
>> Jimmy: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDS. WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE
"DUAL," WHICH IS OUT NOW AARON PAUL IS HERE THIS EVENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, HE HOSTS THE PODCAST "WTF WITH MARC MARON.
HE VOICES A CHARACTER IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "THE BAD GUYS."
YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM ON HIS NEW STAND-UP TOUR, CALLED "THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME."
MARC MARON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS NOT THE LAST TIME HE'S
HERE ON OUR PROGRAM. PLUS, HE'S ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GAMERS IN THE WORLD,
WITH OVER 17 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH AND ALMOST 24 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE
TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND SHE IS MAKING HER LATE NIGHT TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM LEIKELI47
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEIKELI47. BUT OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "DUAL," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME AARON PAUL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: AARON PAUL
IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD. >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, MY
FRIEND HOW YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: TO SEE IN PERSON AS
WELL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING
OUR SHOWS ALL THE TIME BUT I WILL SAY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE
A BRAND NEW BABY AT HOME >> YES >> Jimmy: BRAND NEW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES
A NEW BABY BOY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEAH, HIS NAME IS RYDIN, AND
I LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I'M EXHAUSTED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> EXHAUSTED >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE -- YOU HAVE TO BE EXHAUSTED
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT?
I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE - >> YEAH, YOU KIND TO DO FORGET ABOUT IT
IT'S LIKE AN EVOLUTIONARY SORT OF THING, I DUNNO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS A TERRIBLE - >> IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD, YEAH
I GOT TO SLEEP ON THE PLANE, THOUGH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
BUT HERE'S THE THING I FIND -- YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR WIFE THAT YOU GOT SLEEP.
>> NO, I KNOW, NO. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE IT JUST - >> NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: IT JUST MAKES EVERYONE ANGRY [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, IF I GET, LIKE, AN HOUR NAP, I GO, "HONEY, I JUST HAD A GREAT --
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S GREAT. I'VE BEEN UP ALL DAY."
>> YEAH, YEAH, "GOOD FOR YOU, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT SOME CUTE
PICTURES OF THE BABY >> OH, YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: THIS IS DAY -- DAY OF >> YEAH, THIS IS THE DAY OF.
AWW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: OH, GET READY.
GET READY. >> OHH >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
>> HE'S SO CUTE! >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S REALLY CUTE LOOK AT THIS
>> YEAH, LOOK AT HIM >> Jimmy: TWO EYES OPEN, THERE --
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: AND LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT
>> OH. AHH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> NOW HE'S GOING BACK TO BED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE -- >> HE'S JUST THE BEST, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD, CONGRATS 'CAUSE YOU ALSO HAVE A
A 4-YEAR-OLD >> I HAVE A 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, STORY.
HI, BABY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE
WITH HIM CAN'T -- CAN'T SQUEEZE HIM ENOUGH
LIKE, LAYS ON TOP OF HIM, SUFFOCATES HIM YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
>> I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S HER DOLL YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. IT'S A LIVING DOLL >> THIS IS REAL LIFE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> A REAL BABY >> Jimmy: HAS -- I KNOW
BRYAN CRANSTON IS A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAS HE SEEN THE BABY YET? >> HE HAS.
HE HAS MET THE BABY. YOU KNOW, I -- I ASKED BRYAN ON HIS BIRTHDAY IF HE WOULD BE OUR
BABY'S GODFATHER [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
I'M ASSUMING - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING -
>> HE SAID NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY WELL, ANYWAY -
IT'S FINE. HE'S A VERY BUSY MAN HE'S A VERY BUSY -
>> VERY BUSY NO, HE'S VERY EXCITED. VERY HONORED
I LOVE THE MAN TO DEATH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND, UM, SO YEAH, IT WAS JUST
A NO-BRAINER >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE -- HAVE REUNITED, AS YOUR CHARACTERS
FROM "BREAKING BAD." >> YEAH. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE CAN
TALK ABOUT THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE -- YOU
KNOW, WE'RE -- WE'RE GOING TO BE ON THE NEW SEASON OF "BETTER CALL SAUL," WHICH JUST STARTED
AIRING - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GO WATCH IT
[ CHEERS ] BUT UH, YEAH I DIDN'T THINK THAT WE WERE
GOING TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: I THINK HALF THE TIME
YOU'VE BEEN ON MY SHOW, WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE
>> YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. THIS BUSINESS IS WEIRD >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S -
>> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: BUT -- YOU -- THAT'S SO EXCITING!
>> YEAH, IT IS EXCITING. I'M VERY EXCITED >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU -- CAN YOU
TELL US ANYTHING >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS NICE TO ZIP ON
THE -- THE SKIN OF PINKMAN AGAIN, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> IT WAS STRANGE. IT WAS A LOT OF THE SAME CREW FROM "BREAKING BAD" IS WORKING
ON "BETTER CALL SAUL." SO IT WAS JUST NICE TO BE REUNITED WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL
GROUP OF PEOPLE OUT IN NEW MEXICO YOU KNOW, YEAH
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR FAMILY. >> IT'S MY FAMILY!
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S MY OLD STOMPING GROUNDS.
>> Jimmy: "BREAKING BAD" IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF ALL TIME.
AND I KNOW YOU HAVE SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT LOVE THE SHOW, BUT I HEARD THAT THE
ROLLING STONES ARE GIANT FANS OF YOURS - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- OF "BREAKING BAD. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS IT A MUSICIAN
THING OR WAS IT A -- >> I -- I -- YOU KNOW, I GOT INVITED TO A STONES CONCERT, BY
THE STONES IT WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?" >> OKAY.
WELL, YEAH I WILL GO, YOU KNOW. I'M LIKE, "WHO'S INVITE ME?"
THEY'RE LIKE, "THE ROLLING STONES ARE." I'M LIKE, "YES, I WILL GO.
I SHOW UP. THEY'RE LIKE, "RONNIE WOOD WANTS TO TOUR YOU AROUND BEFORE
THE SHOW CAN YOU SHOW UP EARLY? I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I CAN DO
THAT." >> Jimmy: "I CAN DO ANYTHING." >> YEAH, AND THEN HE BRINGS ME,
YOU KNOW, TO KEITH RICHARD'S DRESSING ROOM, AND HE'S SHIRTLESS SMOKING A JOINT, AND
I'M, LIKE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS SUCH A ROCK STAR
MOMENT, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT >> THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BABY.
>> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "DUAL. OKAY, THIS -- IT'S IN THEATERS NOW.
IN FINLAND, BY THE WAY, IS WHERE YOU SHOT IT. >> YEAH, I SHOT IT IN FINLAND.
>> Jimmy: GORGEOUS, FINLAND. >> BEAUTIFUL BIRTHPLACE OF SAUNAS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- WHO DOESN'T LOVE
A GOOD SAUNA [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY, I LOVE -- YEAH
I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT TO FINLAND. >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH, I WAS -- I WAS PACKING TO GO TO FINLAND IT WAS THE FIRST FLIGHT I EVER
WENT ON SINCE COVID, AND I WENT TO GRAB MY PASSPORT, AND I REALIZED IT WAS MY OLD
PASSPORT I COULDN'T FIND MY NEW PASSPORT
I'M, LIKE, "I -- I CAN'T MAKE MY FLIGHT. AND WE WERE TRYING TO GET
A RUSH PASSPORT DELIVERED, YOU KNOW, AN APPOINTMENT SET UP, AND MY WIFE'S, LIKE, "THE ONLY
APPOINTMENT -- I BOOKED IT FOR YOU, IT'S TOMORROW MORNING, 8:30 IN
HONOLULU I GOT YOU A FLIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ]
"DON'T STRESS, THEY'RE NOT --" YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING THEY'RE GONNA RECAST ME.
AND THEN, SO I HAD TO GET ON A A PLANE. ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT, I
STOPPED OFF TO GET PASSPORT PHOTOS, AND THEN GOT ON A PLANE TO HONOLULU.
THE NEXT MORNING DID MY, YOU KNOW, RUSH PASSPORT THING, GOT A PASSPORT IN THREE HOURS, FLEW
BACK, AND THEN ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT THE NEXT DAY, I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT WITH TWO
IDENTICAL YELLOW FERRARIS. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO --
IT'S LIKE, ALL THE SIGNS WERE, LIKE, "DON'T GO TO FINLAND." >> Jimmy: WOW!
>> LIKE, WHEN YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, YOU'LL SEE IN THE SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, SPECIAL
THANKS SECTION AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, THEY THANK MY WIFE, MY FRIEND PHILLY WHO LIVES IN
HONOLULU, AND CHRIS BARCELONA, WHO WORKED T THE PASSPORT AGENCY
ANYWAY - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CHRIS BARCELONA,
THANK YOU! >> CHRIS BARCELONA, LOVE YOU, BUDDY!
>> Jimmy: -- FOR GETTING THIS MOVIE MADE >> YEAH.
LOVE YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: IT'S A FUN MOVIE, IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING
MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE A GOOD PLOT, I
LOVE A WELL-WRITTEN THING. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE -- THE IDEA IS
THAT YOU CAN CLONE YOURSELF. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- IF -- IF YOU'RE
DYING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- JUST SO THAT YOUR
FAMILY CAN GRIEVE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- SO YOU CAN BE
DEAD, BUT YOU STILL EXIST. >> YEAH, AND YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, IT'S TO HELP WITH, YOU KNOW,
THE LOSS BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, THE CHARACTER THAT THIS STORY
FOLLOWS, SARAH, SHE FINDS OUT SHE'S DYING, SO SHE HAS HERSELF CLONED TO HELP HER FAMILY
MOURN. BUT THEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE'S NO LONGER DYING, SO SHE HAS TO ASK
HER CLONE TO BE TERMINATED THE CLONE DOES NOT WANT TO BE TERMINATED
AND SO THEY HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. >> Jimmy: AND HAVE A DUEL.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. >> YEAH, SO I PLAY TRENT, AND
I'M HER TRAINER. I HELP HER GET READY FOR THE DUEL
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S AARON PAUL IN "DUAL."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE IN YOUR
DUEL, YOU MAY AS WELL TELL ME RIGHT NOW. I WILL TEAR UP YOUR CONTRACT,
AND YOU CAN SPEND ALL THE MONEY THAT YOU SAVE OVER THE NEXT YEAR ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
VACATIONS TO THE BEACH, SEX, TRIPS TO AMUSEMENT PARKS YOU WILL SURELY DIE IN YOUR
DUEL, BUT YOU WILL HAVE LIVED YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH IN AN EXCESSIVE AND EXCITING FASHION
>> I SAID I WANT TO LIVE >> ARE YOU PREPARED TO KILL? >> YES
>> I BELIEVE YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AARON PAUL, EVERYBODY! "DUAL" IS IN THEATERS NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MARC MARON, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ENVIRONMENT IS TERRIBLE AND WE
FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT BUT I THINK IN THE BACK OF OUR HEADS, MOST OF US ARE LIKE,
"WELL YOU KNOW, THAT SWEDISH TEENAGER HAS IT UNDER CONTROL. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I DON'T WANT
TO --" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GRETA THUNBERG
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
HOST OF "WTF WITH MARC MARON." HE'S ALSO THE VOICE OF MR. SNAKE IN THE NEW ANIMATED
MOVIE "THE BAD GUYS," WHICH HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME MARC MARON,
EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, MARC MARON.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, MAN >> Jimmy: WE GOT A FULL AUDIENCE HERE.
WE'RE LIVE IN PERSON I MEAN, THIS IS HAPPENING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MARC MARON >> THE LAST TIME I WAS ON MY PORCH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> JUST SITTING ON THE PORCH TALKING TO YOU
>> Jimmy: ZOOMING ME >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I APPRECIATE
THAT 'CAUSE WE NEEDED GUESTS. >> THAT WAS THE BEST, MAN, JUST
NOT GOING ANYWHERE >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS THE BEST >> I'M DOING "THE TONIGHT SHOW" ON THE PORCH
>> Jimmy: NO THIS IS THE BEST YOU'RE DOING THE "TONIGHT SHOW"
IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW." >> YOU'RE RIGHT THERE! >> Jimmy: WE'RE HERE
>> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT >> I DRESSED -- I GOT DRESSED.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID. >> I DIDN'T GET FOOD ON ME [ LAUGHTER ]
BIG DAY. >> Jimmy: BIG DAY. YOU DIDN'T GET FOOD -- YOU DO,
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> I'M AGING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL
BUT I'M -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
[ LAUGHTER ] WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING, JIMMY >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S LAUGHING.
>> BUT IT'S WEIRD. I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M GETTING OLDER BECAUSE LIKE, OKAY, I
DON'T HAVE KIDS. AND I THINK IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOU CAN KIND OF SEE YOURSELF
DYING IN YOUR KIDS, YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
-- YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S HAPPENING
OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] MIRRORS -- YOU GET USED TO
MIRRORS, LIKE YOU CAN JUST RATIONALIZE IT, YOU SEE YOURSELF EVERY DAY
YOU DO YOUR POSES AND YOU DON'T TELL YOU CAN'T TELL
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IF SEE A PICTURE, MAN -- IF I SEE A PICTURE OF ME, IT'S
LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHEN DID MY HEAD GET OLD I GOT AN OLD HEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OLD HEAD >> NO MATTER WHAT I DO DOWN
HERE, HEAD'S STILL OLD IT'S STILL OLD [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE ARE LIKE "NICE JACKET OLD HEAD." >> Jimmy: YOU GOT AN OLD HEAD.
>> I GOT AN OLD HEAD >> Jimmy: ASIDE FROM GETTING OLDER, YOU LOOK -- I MEAN, HOW
DO YOU FEEL? >> I'M ALL RIGHT YOU KNOW, I -- WELL, YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE -- THIS IS -- I THINK I'M WRONG, BUT I THINK I HIDE MY ANXIETY PRETTY WELL
BUT I THINK -- >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU DO A A GREAT JOB.
>> WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING >> Jimmy: NO
I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE >> NO, BECAUSE I HAVE TOOLS.
I'M AN ANXIOUS PERSON. I'M ANXIOUS. I GET FILLED WITH DREAD A LOT.
BUT I'VE GOT SOME TOOLS I'LL SHARE WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE MAYBE THEY'RE ANXIOUS.
LIKE ABOUT TEN TIMES A DAY, I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO MYSELF, "DUDE, YOU'RE NOT IN A HURRY
YOU'RE NOT IN A HURRY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
'CAUSE LIKE I'LL WAKE UP AND BE LIKE, "OH, MAN, I GOT TO - AND I'M LIKE, "YOU HAVE
NOTHING. THERE'S NOTHING. YOU HAVE NOTHING."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED TO FINISH THE SENTENCE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "I GOT TO --" NO, YOU DON'T.
>> YOU'RE COMING INTO THE DAY A LITTLE HOT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T GOT TO DO ANYTHING >> NO.
JUST MAKE THE COFFEE I DRINK ABOUT QUART OF COFFEE AND THEN, UH, I JUST KIND OF
LIKE CAFFEINATE MYSELF INTO SORT OF AN EXHAUSTION. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE BACK ON TOUR. DO YOU LIKE GOING ON TOUR?
>> WELL YEAH, I WAS JUST IN -- I DID PROVIDENCE AND BOSTON, AND I DID TARRYTOWN.
I DID PORTLAND, MAINE. PROVIDENCE - IT'S WORTH GOING BACK TO THESE
PLACES WHERE I STARTED 'CAUSE MY CAR GOT STOLEN WHEN I WAS DOING A GIG IN PROVIDENCE
IN 1989. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND I GO BACK --
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T FORGET THOSE THINGS >> -- NO YOU DON'T
AND I WENT TO THE POLICE STATION. THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST -- IT'S GOOD THAT THEY'RE ON IT STILL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S NOT LIKE TELEVISION. THESE THINGS TAKE A WHILE TO SOLVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN'T HELP YOU, MARC. BUT THIS IS CALLED "THIS MAY BE
THE LAST TIME" TOUR. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHY?
>> WHY NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
[ LAUGHTER ] AM I WRONG IN THINKING THAT WE'RE IN TROUBLE, MAYBE?
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, DON'T WE ALL KIND OF KNOW IT?
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- I MEAN, WHO HAS HOPE?
WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN? [ LAUGHTER ] MAGICAL THINKING
NO, WHAT I'M SAYING -- NO, LISTEN TO ME I DO BELIEVE, LIKE, PEOPLE WILL
ADAPT. THEY WILL -- I THINK WE'RE MAYBE THREE YEARS AWAY FROM
HEARING THIS ON THE STREETS ON NEW YORK, "YOU KNOW, 130 IS NOT THAT HOT."
[ LAUGHTER ] "ONCE YOU GET OUT IN IT, YOU GET USED TO IT
JUST DON'T STAY OUT THERE PAST THE ALLOTTED TIME. 30 MINUTES
BRING A WATER PACK BE CAREFUL." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
I HOPE NOT >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IT SEEMS LIKE OUT OF OUR CONTROL.
WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ENVIRONMENT IS TERRIBLE AND WE FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT
BUT I THINK IN THE BACK OF OUR HEADS, MOST OF US ARE LIKE, "WELL YOU KNOW, THAT SWEDISH
TEENAGER HAS IT UNDER CONTROL. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO --"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GRETA THUNBERG >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY OF WHATEVER GRETA IS DOING
SHE'S YOUNG, SHE'S FOCUSED SHE'S GOING TO NAIL IT WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. YOU GET TICKETS AT
WTFPOD.COM/TOUR. >> AND GET THEM THERE. DON'T -- PEOPLE JUST GOOGLE
MARC MARON TICKETS AND THEY'RE TAKEN TO A SCALPER SITE IMMEDIATELY AND THEN THEY TWEET
AT ME GOING LIKE, "WHY IS IT $900?" [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M, LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DON'T SAY THAT.E LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE BAD GUYS."
YOU'RE IN THIS NEW ANIMATED FILM "THE BAD GUYS." YOU'RE THE VOICE OF MR. SNAKE.
>> THAT'S CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO -- WHAT DOES MARC MARON DO TO GET
INTO CHARACTER FOR - >> I'VE DONE A FEW ANIMATED CHARACTERS AND THEY'RE JUST
DIFFERENT DEGREES OF ME YELLING. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, HERE, I'LL DO A COUPLE OF MY ANIMATED VOICES FOR YOU >> Jimmy: LET ME CLOSE MY EYES
>> "THIS GUY HOW ABOUT THIS GUY?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE HIM
>> AND THEN LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE'S THAT GUY
[ LAUGHTER ] TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. ISN'T THAT AMAZING
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE VERY FUNNY IN THIS AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S MARC MARON AS MR. SNAKE IN "THE BAD GUYS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WOLF? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>> WHAT? >> YEAH. >> OH, THAT.
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS WE'RE GOING TO GO GOOD
>> EH, YOU TOTALLY LOST ME >> I TOLD HIM TO STOP DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET.
>> HEY, DID YOU GET HIT ON THE HEAD >> WHAT?
NO, I DIDN'T >> MY COUSIN GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH AN ANCHOR AND AFTER
THAT, HE ONLY SWAM IN A CIRCLE >> NO, NO, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING ME.
THE BAD GUYS BECOME THE GOOD GUYS SO WE CAN STAY IN THE BAD GUYS
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> BAD GUYS ACTING GOOD?
IT'S THE ULTIMATE BAD GUY THING. IT'S FANTASTIC
WOLF, YOU'RE A GENIUS! >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> FANTASTIC
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL -- >> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL COLLECTING -- GET ANY NEW VINYL?
>> YEAH. I STILL DO THE VINYL THING I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I
DISCOVERED VINYL BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE I LIKE TO -- LIKE, I THINK WHEN
I STARTED BUYING RECORDS LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STARTED BUYING
RECORDS. BUT HERE'S THE WEIRD THING ABOUT BUYING RECORDS IS, IF YOU
GO -- IF YOU'RE A GUY WHO SHOPS AT RECORD STORES, IT'S USUALLY GUYS MY AGE, YOU KNOW, AND
YOU'LL BE IN THE RECORD STORE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AND WITHIN THAT HOUR, SOMEONE
WILL WALK IN THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU JUST HAVE THIS MOMENT WHERE YOU BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO, "I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GO, "I KNOW, IT'S
WEIRD, RIGHT BUT, HEY, COOL BOOTS OLD HEAD."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OLD HEAD [ APPLAUSE ]
MARC MARON, EVERYBODY! "THE BAD GUYS" HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
CHECK OUT WTFPOD.COM FOR INFORMATION ON MARC'S STAND-UP TOUR
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE
OF THE BEST GAMERS IN THE WORLD. HE HAS OVER 17 MILLION
FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH AND ALMOST 24 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN >> Jimmy: REALLY, I LOVE HAVING
YOU HERE HEY, CONGRATS, BY THE WAY, ON THE NEW LOGO HERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S -- >> "CLEAN. "CLEAN."
YES. YEAH, WE WANTED TO GO WITH -- I MEAN, EVER SINCE, YOU KNOW,
FORTNITE WHEN WE BLEW UP -- EVEN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I LOVED DOING MY HAIR, LIKE, A
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BANGS DOWN AND THE REST UP.
>> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT >> SO, YEAH, WE WANTED SOMETHING A LITTLE CLEANER,
A LITTLE MORE PROFESSIONAL AND, DUDE, YEAH, THERE IT IS, MAN.
>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, YOU SAID, "HEY, LOOK THE SMALL SCREEN OF LIKE --
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "OKAY. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT IT WAS
BUT THERE YOU ARE IN "FREE GUY" WITH RYAN REYNOLDS I GO, "THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A BIG SCREEN RIGHT THERE. >> OF ALL THE MAN CRUSHES, MAN
I MEAN, DUDE, WHAT A STUD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I MEAN, WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
I -- REALLY? >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE -- I REMEMBER
WE WENT TO FILM AND HE WALKED ACROSS THE -- THE STREET, BECAUSE THEY WERE ABLE TO CLOSE
DOWN AN ENTIRE STREET OF AN ACTUAL CITY TO FILM WHAT WE WERE THERE FOR
AND HE, LIKE -- LIKE, POINTED AT ME, AND, LIKE, JUST STARTED WALKING ACROSS AND, LIKE, GAVE
ME AND JESS A HUGE HUG >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, "THAT'S RYAN REYNOLDS.
>> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "DUDE, I'M --
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> "HAPPY TO BE HERE." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- FOR DOING THIS AND FOR -- AND FOR BEING ON -- IN
THIS FILM. AND I WAS JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: DID THEY WANT YOU TO
ACT FROM THE BEGINNING OR DO THEY WANT, LIKE, "HELP"? I'M LIKE, "HEY, TEACH US HOW TO
DO ALL OF IT." >> THEY WANTED -- IT WAS MORE SO THEY WANTED ME TO BE IN IT
AND -- DUDE, I'M TELING YOU I READ THE SCRIPT. I WAS A PART OF IT
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY NEED HELP WITH THE LINGO AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT."
THEY, KIND OF, NAILED IT >> Jimmy: THEY DID >> YEAH, THE GAMING POLL SHOW
IS PHENOMENAL. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I REMEMBER I -- I ASKED YOU FOR ADVICE
FOR -- >> YOU NEVER TAKE IT, THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I DID TAKE IT I JUST DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WITH IT >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE -- BUT I
HAVE -- I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND I HAVE ALL THE THINGS. I HAVE THE HEADSET
AND YOU HOOKED ME UP YEAH I'M KINDA -- I'M SET UP AND
READY TO GO. >> ARE YOU JUST, LIKE, THE BEST AT EVERYTHING NOW?
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M STILL BAD. I'M STILL BAD AT EVERYTHING. >> IT'S OKAY
>> Jimmy: BUT I'M LIKE -- I WANTED TO PICK ONE THING AND GET GOOD AT IT AND THEN I JUST
CAN'T DO THAT. I JUST PLAY EVERYTHING POORLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I HAVE FUN >> WELL, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT >> BUT DUDE, LOOK --
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE A PRO GAMER YOU CRUSH ME AT EVERYTHING >> LOW KEY, IT'S ALL THAT
MATTERS. I MEAN, LISTEN, I STILL GET SUPER FRUSTRATED WHEN -- WHEN,
YOU KNOW, JESS AND MY BROTHERS BEAT ME AT "MARIO KART." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND LIKE, "MARIO PARTY." >> Jimmy: OH, "MARIO PARTY." NO, NO, NO
>> DO YOU GET ANY OF THE RANDOM STARS? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
AT THE END >> Jimmy: DON'T STEAL. >> I'M SORRY
"OH, YOU TRAVELED THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SPACES HERE'S YOUR STAR."
>> Jimmy: NO NO >> AND I --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, NO, NO
>> HOW DOES THAT WORK? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YOU CAN'T PRACTICE FOR THAT,
JIMMY. >> Jimmy: OH, NO I DON'T -- YEAH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE STEAL YOUR STAR
>> OH, PEOPLE STEAL YOUR STARS I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
ANYMORE. >> I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO --
>> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT GAME. WHAT A GREAT GAME THAT IS. >> IT'S MORE FRUSTRATING THAN
ANYTHING TO BE -- >> Jimmy: REALLY >> JIMMY, MY MIND --
>> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC IN IT. >> I'M PRETTY SURE I END EVERY
NIGHT MORE UPSET AFTER I PLAY "MARIO PARTY" WITH FRIENDS THAN -- THAN HAPPY
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: NO, YOUR SIGHTS --
>> YOU'RE STEALING STARS YOU'RE SUCKING COINS, MAN. YOUR -- YOUR BOD -- YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN? IT'S AWFUL [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY YOUNG. I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DO YOU -- DO YOU EVER, LIKE, WAIT
IN LINE FOR, LIKE, A CONSOLE OR A GAME LIKE, BECAUSE I HAD TO DO THAT
>> MY PARENTS WOULD NOT LET ME STAY OUT FOR THE "HALO 3" RELEASE.
FOR -- FOR, LIKE, THE XBOX 360 "HALO 3. TYLER -- I WAS, LIKE, 14
I WAS TOO YOUNG, OBVIOUSLY MIDNIGHT RELEASE BECAUSE REMEMBER -- YOU
REMEMBER MIDNIGHT RELEASES >> Jimmy: I -- OF COURSE I REMEMBER MIDNIGHT RELEASES
>> I FEEL LIKE THEY DON'T HAPPEN ANYMORE IT'S JUST --
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- SO YOU -- YOU WERE TOO YOUNG AND THEY GO, "NO, YOU'RE NOT -- TYLER,
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. >> SO I'M 14, JON'S 18 HE GOES AND HE STAYS OUT ALL
NIGHT AND GETS THE -- THE MIDNIGHT RELEASE COPY. I'M STAYING UP IN MY BED JUST,
LIKE, WAITING FOR HIM TO COME UPSTAIRS AND -- >> Jimmy: WITH IT.
>> AND WITH THE GAME AND BE LIKE, "TYLER, WE'RE PLAYING. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> BECAUSE THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLAN, THE WHOLE STRATEGY MY MOM WAS LIKE, "TYLER, YOU'RE
NOT GOING. AND THEN JON AND I ARE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, DUDE
LIKE, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. LIKE --
>> Jimmy: "ALL RIGHT, SO A YEAR AGO -- >> "YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE ME UP
AT MIDNIGHT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES.
>> "AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE GAME." YEAH
WE PLAYED -- WE STAYED UP TILL 3:00 A.M. AND WE WON EVERY TEAM DOUBLES GAME THAT WE PLAYED.
>> Jimmy: AND SO YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME AND THEN YOU GO LIKE, "OH, I THINK I COULD PROBABLY
MAKE A LIVING OFF OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR
MOM WHO JUST SAID YOU CAN'T GO OUT TO THE MALL? YOU'RE LIKE, "MOM, THIS IS MY
FUTURE I'M ACTUALLY -- I'M BUILDING A A FUTURE FOR OUR FAMILY RIGHT
NOW. >> RIGHT YEAH, LISTEN, "MOM, AT
LEAST -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A VERY COOL MOM.
>> THAT STORY IS PHENOMENAL. IT WAS SIMPLE, YOU KNOW? MONEY TALKS, RIGHT
AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO YOU STARTED MAKING
MONEY. >> YEAH. SO ONCE I STARTED STREAMING,
THAT WAS WHERE I -- WHERE I STARTED MAKING, LIKE, A PROPER LIVING, AND I STARTED MAKING --
I THINK WHEN I STARTED, IT WAS, LIKE, $20,000, WAS THE PROJECTED SALES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I FINALLY, YOU KNOW,
STARTED MAKING I THINK, LIKE, ANYWHERE FROM LIKE, $30,000 TO $40,000 AND I WAS ALSO GOING TO
COLLEGE FULL-TIME AND WORKING A JOB AT NOODLES & COMPANY AND -- AND I TOLD -- YOU KNOW,
LISTEN "YOU KNOW, I -- >> Jimmy: WOW, NOODLES &
COMPANY. >> PHENOMENAL FOOD, ACTUALLY #NOTANAD
BUT SERIOUSLY, YEAH, I WORKED THERE FOR THREE YEARS. AND ALL OF MY FOCUS WAS, YOU
KNOW, NO RELATIONSHIPS, REALLY NEVER REALLY HUNG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS EITHER
IT WAS EITHER I WAS STREAMING, GOING TO SCHOOL, OR WORKING. AND FINALLY, I WAS LIKE, "MOM,
LISTEN, IF I MAKE MORE THAN, YOU KNOW, MINIMUM WAGE, I'M, LIKE -- I'M GOING TO PURSUE
THIS," RIGHT I'M GOING TO GO FULL-TIME, RIGHT?
BECAUSE I'M ONLY DOING, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T
MAKE ENOUGH MONEY? >> I TOLD HER IMMEDIATELY. I MADE A PROMISE WITH BOTH MY
WIFE, JESS, AND MY MOM I WAS LIKE -- AND MY BROTHERS AND --
>> Jimmy: YOUR GIRLFRIEND, JESS, AT THE TIME. >> GIRLFRIEND JESS AT THE TIME
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ALSO SUPER SKEPTICAL OF, LIKE -- JUST THE LONGEVITY OF THE WHOLE
THING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE YOU -- YOU DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WASN'T MAKING MILLIONS. I WAS --
>> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT AN OCCUPATION >> 100%.
IT WAS NOT >> Jimmy: THAT WE GREW UP WITH --
>> IT WAS -- I -- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A FREE AGENCY IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE JUST COLLAPSED AT ANY MOMENT. AND -- AT PROM, MADE HER A
A VOWS LIKE, "I'LL GO BACK TO COLLEGE IF I EVER, YOU KNOW, START
MAKING LESS THAN WHAT I WAS MAKING WHEN I STARTED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING A THING
YOU'RE HELPING -- YOU'RE HAVING PEOPLE TAKE TIME-OUTS OFF THEIR SCREENS.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE DOING? >> ABSOLUTELY, MAN
YEAH, SO WE KNOW -- DUDE, I -- I'VE BEEN GAMING AND -- AND HAD A SCREEN IN FRONT OF MY FACE,
YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER NOT LIKE iPADS BECAUSE THOSE
DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I WAS A KID. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GAMED SO MUCH AND WHEN I STREAMED AND WHEN I
WAS GRINDING AT THE TIME, I WAS DOING, LIKE, 18-HOUR DAYS, WAS HOW LONG I WOULD STREAM FOR.
>> Jimmy: JEEZ >> DUDE. AND I WISH OLDER ME WOULD HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO TELL YOUNGER ME, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TAKE A DAY OFF OR EVEN, YOU KNOW, EVEN AN
HOUR OFF AND JUST RELAX, SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY AND JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
AGAIN, TAKE TIME OUT OF -- OFF THE SCREEN AND OF GAMING." AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT NOW. AND IT'S -- >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU
PARTNERING WITH? >> OH, DUDE, WE PARTNER WITH THRIVE GLOBAL AND THE CENTER
FOR SCHOLARS AND STORYTELLERS. AND WE HAVE -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST PREACHING, YOU KNOW,
AGAIN, TAKE TIME-OUTS. SO FOR ME, PERSONALLY, ONE OF MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS THAT I
LOVE TO DO, I'M GOING ON DAILY WALKS. WHETHER IT BE AT A GYM, OR
AFTER, AND JUST, YOU KNOW, PET TIME I HAVE THREE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL
DOGS AND WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH. AND -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, I KNOW YOU
YOU'RE ON THE INCLINE. 3.5. >> 3.5, MAN.
3.58 DEGREE INCLINES IS WHERE WE'RE STARTING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN RIGHT THERE. THAT'S TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS
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