1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,612 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:20,754 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,790 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AARON PAUL 4 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:29,662 MARC MARON TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS, MUSICAL GUEST LEIKELI47. 5 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:34,701 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1635 6 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:41,941 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,109 --> 00:01:02,962 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:06,866 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT WELCOME, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:10,970 ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,073 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:17,677 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS 12 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,679 A FEDERAL JUDGE HAS OVERRULED THE CDC'S MASK MANDATE FOR PLANES, AND NOW ALL THE MAJOR 13 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:28,154 AIRLINES HAVE DROPPED THEIR MASK REQUIREMENTS. BUT DON'T WORRY. 14 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:32,258 TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE, YOU CAN NOW BRING ONLY UP TO 3.4 OUNCES OF COVID ON BOARD. 15 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:39,199 [ LAUGHTER ] TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY, AIRLINES ARE BASICALLY TURNING OFF THE 16 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,969 SEATBELT SIGN FOR COVID AND TELLING YOU TO MOVE FREELY ABOUT THE CABIN. 17 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,873 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IF YOU THOUGHT OMICRON WAS BAD, WAIT TILL YOU MEET THE 18 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:53,179 SPIRIT VARIANT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOO 19 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:59,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, SOME PILOTS ACTUALLY ANNOUNCED 20 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:05,225 THE NEWS MIDFLIGHT, AND PEOPLE STARTED CELEBRATING. IT'S TRUE. 21 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:08,461 YEAH, PASSENGERS WERE DANCING, HUGGING, KISSING, AND NOW THEY'RE ALL IN QUARANTINE. 22 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:13,233 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE WAS A CRAZY SCENE ON AMERICAN AIRLINES 23 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,735 PEOPLE TORE OFF THEIR MASKS AND SHOVED THEM RIGHT INTO THE ASHTRAYS 24 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:20,640 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW OLD IS THIS FLIGHT YEAH 25 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,577 AND IT'S NOT JUST PLANES AMTRAK HAS ALSO ENDED THEIR MASK MANDATE 26 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:28,848 RIGHT NOW TRAIN CONDUCTORS ARE CELEBRATING BY PUNCHING 25 TINY HOLES IN THEIR MASKS 27 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:35,755 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN I HAVE YOUR MASK, PLEASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:39,492 RIGHT NOW, ALSO UBER HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE DROPPING ALL MASK REQUIREMENTS. 29 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,328 HONESTLY, I'M GOING TO MISS GETTING INTO A MASKED STRANGER'S CAR 30 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:48,335 KIND OF FUN TO PLAY THAT GAME -- MY RIDE TO THE AIRPORT OR KIDNAPPING? 31 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,671 YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T 32 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,373 HAPPY WITH THE RULING. THEY CALLED IT DISAPPOINTING AND URGED TRAVELERS TO KEEP 33 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,874 WEARING MASKS, BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING THE DECISION 34 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:59,212 KIND OF LIKE YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR NEW TATTOO 35 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:02,048 [ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE 'SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND 36 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,384 CODY' IN 20 YEARS, BUT GO FOR IT GET THE TATTOO." 37 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:08,621 [ LAUGHTER ] HOPE FOR A REUNION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,457 SPEAKING OF THE WHITE HOUSE, I READ THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS TOLD FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA 39 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:16,730 THAT HE PLANS TO RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2024 BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I'LL CONSIDER 40 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:26,272 THE LONG SILENT STARE YOUR BLESSING." [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:33,947 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, THAT'S A GOOD ONE 42 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:39,252 YEAH, THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] OBAMA ACTUALLY HAD SOME GOOD 43 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,187 ADVICE HE WAS LIKE, "BE CAREFUL, AFTER TWO TERMS PEOPLE MIGHT SAY YOU 44 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:47,093 LOOK OLD." [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, YOU GUYS SEE THIS 45 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,661 FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON IS RUNNING FOR REELECTION AND A PHOTO OF HIM 46 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:57,137 IS GOING VIRAL BECAUSE HE'S SHOWING A TON OF CHEST HAIR. TAKE A LOOK. 47 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,106 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH 48 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,308 THERE HE IS. WELL, IT'S INSPIRED MACRON TO TEST SOME NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 49 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:06,212 CHECK THESE OUT. FIRST UP, THERE'S "MACRON '22. KEEP FRANCE SEXY AGAIN." 50 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:12,118 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP THERE'S, "MACRON '22 ANTI-TAX AND ANTI-WAX. 51 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:16,222 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THERE'S "MACRON '22. 52 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,292 VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL START TEXTING YOUR WIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 53 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:24,464 HEY! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HEY! 54 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:28,368 >> Steve: MACRON >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE LOVE THE PHOTO AND 55 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:34,341 IT'S BECOME VERY POPULAR I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY. 56 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:34,374 I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY. 57 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,679 A GALLON CHEAPER THAN E-10 AND SOME GUYS -- 58 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:47,253 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WORSE. I LIKE IT. 59 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:51,291 APPROVAL RATING UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH 60 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,827 >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING 61 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:59,132 THAT RUSSIA AND UKRAINE SHOULD TRY TO REACH AN AGREEMENT TO END THE WAR. 62 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:03,036 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, MISS AMERICA CONTESTANTS WERE LIKE, 63 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,171 "NAILED IT." YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,641 GREAT ANSWER YEP, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "AFTER EIGHT WEEKS, I'VE NOW COME TO 65 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:16,783 REALIZE THIS IS A NO BUENO." [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, THIS IS 66 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,285 INTERESTING. SCIENTISTS IN JAPAN CAME UP WITH A CREATIVE WAY TO GET 67 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:23,156 PEOPLE TO EAT LESS SALT. CHECK THIS OUT 68 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:31,464 THEIR NEW TASTE-ENHANCING CHOPSTICKS WILL MAKE HEALTHY FOOD LOW IN SALT TASTE BETTER. 69 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,333 THE HIGH-TECH UTENSILS ARE HOOKED UP TO A SPECIAL COMPUTER DEVICE ON THE USER'S WRIST, 70 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,135 WHICH CAUSES A SMALL ELECTRIC CURRENT TO FLOW THROUGH WHAT THEY'RE EATING, ACTIVATING ANY 71 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:49,115 SODIUM IONS AND ALLOWING FOR THEIR TONGUE TO TASTE MORE SALT THAN IS ACTUALLY IN THE FOOD 72 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:56,356 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE 73 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,324 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM COMBINING SOUP AND ELECTRICITY 74 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:03,029 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TIME, JUST POUR THE SOUP OVER YOUR HEAD 75 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,700 AND PLUG YOURSELF INTO A WALL. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS GOING A VIRAL. 76 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,936 A WOMAN IN THE UK WAS AT A A BRUNCH -- WAS AT BRUNCH WITH HER FRIENDS, OKAY? 77 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:13,139 AND SHE TRIED TO GET HER JACKET THAT FELL BEHIND THE BOOTH OKAY 78 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:16,109 OKAY AND LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 79 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,949 [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:33,126 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YAY >> YAY 81 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,796 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE FELL BEHIND THE -- 82 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:41,668 >> Questlove: THREE SONGS. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THREE - 83 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,837 WAS IT THREE SONGS >> Questlove: YES. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THAT ONE 84 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,171 MORE TIME? SHE FELL BEHIND THE THING. 85 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:53,346 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YAY >> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE 86 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:58,084 BECAUSE THE BAR SHE WAS AT WAS CALLED BOTTOMS UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:02,088 YOU KNOW BRUNCH WENT OFF THE RAILS WHEN SOMEONE DOES A KEG STAND WITHOUT A KEG. 88 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,758 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? AFTER THEY GOT HER UP, SHE WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, SO NOW WE 89 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:09,796 KNOW 11 MIMOSAS IS MY LIMIT. OKAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,899 ALSO IT'S NICE OF HER FRIENDS TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND HELP HER RECORD IT, DON'T YOU THINK 91 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:22,042 [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN MASSACHUSETTS WHO WAS LEARNING 92 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:28,815 TO DRIVE IN A CEMETERY AND CRASHED INTO EIGHT HEADSTONES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 93 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,684 IT'S JUST WEIRD THAT HER DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WAS, LIKE, "TRY A U-TURN AT EDNA DOYLE'S 94 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:37,524 FINAL RESTING PLACE," AND THEN PARALLEL PARK BY THE MAUSOLEUM [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,093 YEP. SO, BETWEEN THAT AND GETTING STUCK BEHIND A BOOTH SHE HAD A 96 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,961 A REAL TOUGH DAY [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. 97 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,632 IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 98 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,734 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * WE TWEE 99 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:55,108 WE TWEET * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS "WETWEET." 100 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:59,312 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 101 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,915 OKAY SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL 102 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,651 GONNA VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. OKAY 103 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,921 YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM IF 104 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:12,525 YOU WOULD LIKE, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM IF YOU LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANT. 105 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,494 AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALSO HAVE 106 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:19,065 CLICKERS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CORRECT ON THESE? 107 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,569 >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: NO HIGGINS, HAVE YOU? 108 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,205 >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: NO OKAY, MAYBE TONIGHT WILL BE -- 109 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,606 >> Steve: TONIGHT, IT'S MY NIGHT. I GOT A THOUSAND - 110 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,708 >> Jimmy: YOU VOTE YES OR NO, YAY OR NAY WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST 111 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:33,146 LIKES WE WILL TWEET IT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO YOU CAN ALL "LIKE" IT AND WETWEET IT. 112 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:37,951 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:42,055 YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] THE FIRST -- THE FIRST TWEET 114 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,625 IS, THE BEST WAY TO WIN AN ARGUMENT "IS TO ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG AND MOVE ON. 115 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:51,498 THE SECOND BEST WAY IS BRINGING AN AIR HORN. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,900 WOW. I CAN ALREADY KIND OF TELL >> Steve: I LIKE IT. 117 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,504 >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT, TOO I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S -- THE SILENCE IS A THUMBS DOWN 118 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,640 >> Steve: IT'S HUMOR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK THE VOTES ARE 119 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,810 IN AND NOW LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE YEAH, NO 120 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,179 THEY DID NOT LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO 121 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,181 WOW. >> Jimmy: RESOUNDING NO. NO THANKS. 122 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:13,620 NO AIR HORN. NO AIR HORN. THIS NEXT ONE IS, "COACHELLA 123 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:18,692 JUST ANSWERS THE QUESTION, 'WHAT IF THE KIDS FROM "EUPHORIA" WENT OUTSIDE?'" 124 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,128 >> Steve: COME ON, THAT'S GOOD, TOO. * 125 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:26,199 >> Jimmy: MAKE YOUR VOTE YEAH, HERE WE GO NOW LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON 126 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,868 THIS ONE HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ONE? [ DRUM ROLL 127 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:33,606 >> Steve: WHOA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,142 >> Jimmy: I THINK THEY WENT A LITTLE TOO HEAVY ON THAT ONE >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S 160 129 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,379 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW -- >> Steve: I VOTED YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 130 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:43,416 ALL RIGHT. THIS NEXT ONE IS, "BACON IS THE ONLY MEAT WITH A PERM. 131 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:48,054 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * NOT FOR YOU? 132 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,123 >> Steve: NOT FOR ME >> Jimmy: NOT YOUR TYPE OF - >> Steve: I DON'T CARE FOR 133 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,791 THAT I DON'T CARE FOR THAT TYPE OF HUMOR. 134 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:55,295 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THAT ONE THERE. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 135 00:09:55,295 --> 00:10:00,633 YEAH, NO, I AGREE. I AGREE WITH THIS ONE. THIS NEXT ONE, THOUGH, I - 136 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,736 >> Steve: YOU LIKE THIS NEXT ONE? >> Jimmy: WELL, AGAIN, I DON'T 137 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,105 WANT TO PICK FAVORITES, BUT YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM OR NONE OF THEM 138 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:09,275 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, PUT YOUR CLICKERS 139 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,710 DOWN YOU CAN GO - >> Steve: HEY, I'M NOT PLAYING 140 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,345 THE GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CAME HERE TO BE, ENTERTAINED. 141 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,015 I DON'T WANT TO ENTERTAIN YOU. >> Steve: I DON'T WANT TO WORK [ LAUGHTER ] 142 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,283 YOU DECIDE WHAT TWEET. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO HERE'S THE TWEET HERE. 143 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,186 NEXT UP IS, "YAWNS ARE A GREAT TIME TO FEED YOUR FRIEND A A TWINKIE. 144 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:25,258 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IS TWINKIE A A EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING? 145 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,861 >> Jimmy: NO, NO IT IS NOT [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT IS NOT. 146 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,530 NO, IT IS NOT. >> Steve: OKAY I'M SORRY. 147 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,365 >> Jimmy: NO, IT IS NOT. IT'S A - >> Steve: TWINKIE. 148 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,634 >> Jimmy: IT'S A HOSTESS - >> Steve: KINA A TAN-COLORED TUBE 149 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,836 >> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: FILLED WITH CREAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:42,709 GOT IT THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW. I'M VOTING NO. 151 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:45,111 DISGUSTING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS 152 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,014 ON THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. >> Steve: OH * 153 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:52,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 154 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,855 I THINK IT'S A GOOD GAG. SOMEONE YAWNS, YOU SHOVE A A TWINKIE. 155 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,359 >> Steve: SURE A HOSTESS. HOSTESS COMES OVER 156 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,294 >> Jimmy: THE LAST ONE HERE IS, "SURE, SEX IS NICE, BUT HAVE YOU EVER PUT ON YOUR OWN 157 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:10,737 SNEAKERS AFTER BOWLING?" [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 158 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,174 YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE TOO. OKAY, EVERYONE LET'S SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT 159 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:18,111 NOW. RIGHT THERE. YEAH 160 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,513 NOT BAD. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 161 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,117 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS - "YAWNS ARE A GREAT TIME TO FEED 162 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:28,088 YOUR FRIEND A TWINKIE! YES! * 163 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,257 I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT 164 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,627 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY 165 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:39,199 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT AARON PAUL IS HERE THIS EVENING. 166 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:45,372 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AARON PAUL MARC MARON IS HERE TONIGHT 167 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:49,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY FUNNY TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS IS HERE. 168 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:53,947 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LEIKELI47. 169 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,850 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:11:56,850 --> 00:12:07,894 * >> IT BRINGS ME, YOU KNOW, TO KEITH RICHARDS DRESSING ROOM 171 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,231 HE'S SHIRTLESS SMOKING A JOINT AND I'M LIKE - >> Jimmy: YES. 172 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:29,382 >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDS. WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 173 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,852 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE 174 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:36,356 "DUAL," WHICH IS OUT NOW AARON PAUL IS HERE THIS EVENING. 175 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:44,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, HE HOSTS THE PODCAST "WTF WITH MARC MARON. 176 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,000 HE VOICES A CHARACTER IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "THE BAD GUYS." 177 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,904 YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM ON HIS NEW STAND-UP TOUR, CALLED "THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME." 178 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:55,375 MARC MARON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS NOT THE LAST TIME HE'S 179 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:59,713 HERE ON OUR PROGRAM. PLUS, HE'S ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GAMERS IN THE WORLD, 180 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:05,051 WITH OVER 17 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH AND ALMOST 24 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE 181 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:11,324 TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:18,198 AND SHE IS MAKING HER LATE NIGHT TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM LEIKELI47 183 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:25,472 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEIKELI47. BUT OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 184 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,541 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "DUAL," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW. 185 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,712 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME AARON PAUL 186 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:51,364 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: AARON PAUL 187 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,767 IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD. >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, MY 188 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,969 FRIEND HOW YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: TO SEE IN PERSON AS 189 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,204 WELL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING 190 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,306 OUR SHOWS ALL THE TIME BUT I WILL SAY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE 191 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,209 A BRAND NEW BABY AT HOME >> YES >> Jimmy: BRAND NEW! 192 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES 193 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:09,382 A NEW BABY BOY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEAH, HIS NAME IS RYDIN, AND 194 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,351 I LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS. 195 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,319 >> I'M EXHAUSTED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 196 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,555 >> EXHAUSTED >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE -- YOU HAVE TO BE EXHAUSTED 197 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,757 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT? 198 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,060 I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE - >> YEAH, YOU KIND TO DO FORGET ABOUT IT 199 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,162 IT'S LIKE AN EVOLUTIONARY SORT OF THING, I DUNNO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,664 >> Jimmy: SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS A TERRIBLE - >> IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD, YEAH 201 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,766 I GOT TO SLEEP ON THE PLANE, THOUGH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 202 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,103 BUT HERE'S THE THING I FIND -- YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR WIFE THAT YOU GOT SLEEP. 203 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,639 >> NO, I KNOW, NO. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE IT JUST - >> NO, NO. 204 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,474 >> Jimmy: IT JUST MAKES EVERYONE ANGRY [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,277 LIKE, IF I GET, LIKE, AN HOUR NAP, I GO, "HONEY, I JUST HAD A GREAT -- 206 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,180 AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S GREAT. I'VE BEEN UP ALL DAY." 207 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,248 >> YEAH, YEAH, "GOOD FOR YOU, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT SOME CUTE 208 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,118 PICTURES OF THE BABY >> OH, YEAH. YEAH 209 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,886 >> Jimmy: THIS IS DAY -- DAY OF >> YEAH, THIS IS THE DAY OF. 210 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,124 AWW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: OH, GET READY. 211 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,093 GET READY. >> OHH >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 212 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,161 >> HE'S SO CUTE! >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S REALLY CUTE LOOK AT THIS 213 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,963 >> YEAH, LOOK AT HIM >> Jimmy: TWO EYES OPEN, THERE -- 214 00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,033 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: AND LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT 215 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,302 >> OH. AHH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 216 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:06,039 >> NOW HE'S GOING BACK TO BED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE -- >> HE'S JUST THE BEST, YEAH. 217 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,475 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD, CONGRATS 'CAUSE YOU ALSO HAVE A 218 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,677 A 4-YEAR-OLD >> I HAVE A 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, STORY. 219 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,613 HI, BABY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE 220 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,683 WITH HIM CAN'T -- CAN'T SQUEEZE HIM ENOUGH 221 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,486 LIKE, LAYS ON TOP OF HIM, SUFFOCATES HIM YOU KNOW 222 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,588 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT'S WHAT YOU DO 223 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,156 >> I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S HER DOLL YOU KNOW 224 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,259 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. IT'S A LIVING DOLL >> THIS IS REAL LIFE 225 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,661 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A REAL BABY >> Jimmy: HAS -- I KNOW 226 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,296 BRYAN CRANSTON IS A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS >> YEAH. 227 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,198 >> Jimmy: HAS HE SEEN THE BABY YET? >> HE HAS. 228 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,068 HE HAS MET THE BABY. YOU KNOW, I -- I ASKED BRYAN ON HIS BIRTHDAY IF HE WOULD BE OUR 229 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:40,340 BABY'S GODFATHER [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 230 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,308 I'M ASSUMING - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING - 231 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,177 >> HE SAID NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY WELL, ANYWAY - 232 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,212 IT'S FINE. HE'S A VERY BUSY MAN HE'S A VERY BUSY - 233 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,848 >> VERY BUSY NO, HE'S VERY EXCITED. VERY HONORED 234 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,817 I LOVE THE MAN TO DEATH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 235 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,653 >> HE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND, UM, SO YEAH, IT WAS JUST 236 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,488 A NO-BRAINER >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE -- HAVE REUNITED, AS YOUR CHARACTERS 237 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:59,159 FROM "BREAKING BAD." >> YEAH. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE CAN 238 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,563 TALK ABOUT THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE -- YOU 239 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,532 KNOW, WE'RE -- WE'RE GOING TO BE ON THE NEW SEASON OF "BETTER CALL SAUL," WHICH JUST STARTED 240 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:10,170 AIRING - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GO WATCH IT 241 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,740 [ CHEERS ] BUT UH, YEAH I DIDN'T THINK THAT WE WERE 242 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,209 GOING TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: I THINK HALF THE TIME 243 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,346 YOU'VE BEEN ON MY SHOW, WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE 244 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,849 >> YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. THIS BUSINESS IS WEIRD >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S - 245 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,352 >> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: BUT -- YOU -- THAT'S SO EXCITING! 246 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,754 >> YEAH, IT IS EXCITING. I'M VERY EXCITED >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU -- CAN YOU 247 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,189 TELL US ANYTHING >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO 248 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,558 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS NICE TO ZIP ON 249 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,728 THE -- THE SKIN OF PINKMAN AGAIN, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEP. 250 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:38,531 >> IT WAS STRANGE. IT WAS A LOT OF THE SAME CREW FROM "BREAKING BAD" IS WORKING 251 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,468 ON "BETTER CALL SAUL." SO IT WAS JUST NICE TO BE REUNITED WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL 252 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,372 GROUP OF PEOPLE OUT IN NEW MEXICO YOU KNOW, YEAH 253 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,073 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR FAMILY. >> IT'S MY FAMILY! 254 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,110 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S MY OLD STOMPING GROUNDS. 255 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,213 >> Jimmy: "BREAKING BAD" IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF ALL TIME. 256 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,281 AND I KNOW YOU HAVE SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT LOVE THE SHOW, BUT I HEARD THAT THE 257 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,919 ROLLING STONES ARE GIANT FANS OF YOURS - >> YEAH. 258 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,390 >> Jimmy: -- OF "BREAKING BAD. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS IT A MUSICIAN 259 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,091 THING OR WAS IT A -- >> I -- I -- YOU KNOW, I GOT INVITED TO A STONES CONCERT, BY 260 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:10,397 THE STONES IT WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?" >> OKAY. 261 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:14,067 WELL, YEAH I WILL GO, YOU KNOW. I'M LIKE, "WHO'S INVITE ME?" 262 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,403 THEY'RE LIKE, "THE ROLLING STONES ARE." I'M LIKE, "YES, I WILL GO. 263 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,105 I SHOW UP. THEY'RE LIKE, "RONNIE WOOD WANTS TO TOUR YOU AROUND BEFORE 264 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,875 THE SHOW CAN YOU SHOW UP EARLY? I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I CAN DO 265 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,712 THAT." >> Jimmy: "I CAN DO ANYTHING." >> YEAH, AND THEN HE BRINGS ME, 266 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,447 YOU KNOW, TO KEITH RICHARD'S DRESSING ROOM, AND HE'S SHIRTLESS SMOKING A JOINT, AND 267 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:31,151 I'M, LIKE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS SUCH A ROCK STAR 268 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,888 MOMENT, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT >> THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BABY. 269 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,424 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH, YEAH. 270 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,359 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE >> YEAH. 271 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,227 >> Jimmy: "DUAL. OKAY, THIS -- IT'S IN THEATERS NOW. 272 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,164 IN FINLAND, BY THE WAY, IS WHERE YOU SHOT IT. >> YEAH, I SHOT IT IN FINLAND. 273 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,767 >> Jimmy: GORGEOUS, FINLAND. >> BEAUTIFUL BIRTHPLACE OF SAUNAS 274 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,070 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- WHO DOESN'T LOVE 275 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,539 A GOOD SAUNA [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY, I LOVE -- YEAH 276 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,342 I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT TO FINLAND. >> Jimmy: REALLY 277 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,712 >> YEAH, I WAS -- I WAS PACKING TO GO TO FINLAND IT WAS THE FIRST FLIGHT I EVER 278 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,681 WENT ON SINCE COVID, AND I WENT TO GRAB MY PASSPORT, AND I REALIZED IT WAS MY OLD 279 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:06,519 PASSPORT I COULDN'T FIND MY NEW PASSPORT 280 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:10,423 I'M, LIKE, "I -- I CAN'T MAKE MY FLIGHT. AND WE WERE TRYING TO GET 281 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,361 A RUSH PASSPORT DELIVERED, YOU KNOW, AN APPOINTMENT SET UP, AND MY WIFE'S, LIKE, "THE ONLY 282 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,364 APPOINTMENT -- I BOOKED IT FOR YOU, IT'S TOMORROW MORNING, 8:30 IN 283 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,368 HONOLULU I GOT YOU A FLIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,170 "DON'T STRESS, THEY'RE NOT --" YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING THEY'RE GONNA RECAST ME. 285 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:28,208 AND THEN, SO I HAD TO GET ON A A PLANE. ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT, I 286 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,145 STOPPED OFF TO GET PASSPORT PHOTOS, AND THEN GOT ON A PLANE TO HONOLULU. 287 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,080 THE NEXT MORNING DID MY, YOU KNOW, RUSH PASSPORT THING, GOT A PASSPORT IN THREE HOURS, FLEW 288 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,815 BACK, AND THEN ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT THE NEXT DAY, I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT WITH TWO 289 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:47,227 IDENTICAL YELLOW FERRARIS. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO -- 290 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:54,367 IT'S LIKE, ALL THE SIGNS WERE, LIKE, "DON'T GO TO FINLAND." >> Jimmy: WOW! 291 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,969 >> LIKE, WHEN YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, YOU'LL SEE IN THE SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, SPECIAL 292 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,737 THANKS SECTION AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, THEY THANK MY WIFE, MY FRIEND PHILLY WHO LIVES IN 293 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:03,877 HONOLULU, AND CHRIS BARCELONA, WHO WORKED T THE PASSPORT AGENCY 294 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,013 ANYWAY - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CHRIS BARCELONA, 295 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,748 THANK YOU! >> CHRIS BARCELONA, LOVE YOU, BUDDY! 296 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,350 >> Jimmy: -- FOR GETTING THIS MOVIE MADE >> YEAH. 297 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,053 LOVE YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: IT'S A FUN MOVIE, IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING 298 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:15,355 MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE A GOOD PLOT, I 299 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,590 LOVE A WELL-WRITTEN THING. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE -- THE IDEA IS 300 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,393 THAT YOU CAN CLONE YOURSELF. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- IF -- IF YOU'RE 301 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:24,164 DYING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: -- JUST SO THAT YOUR 302 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,133 FAMILY CAN GRIEVE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- SO YOU CAN BE 303 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,337 DEAD, BUT YOU STILL EXIST. >> YEAH, AND YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, IT'S TO HELP WITH, YOU KNOW, 304 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,839 THE LOSS BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, THE CHARACTER THAT THIS STORY 305 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,442 FOLLOWS, SARAH, SHE FINDS OUT SHE'S DYING, SO SHE HAS HERSELF CLONED TO HELP HER FAMILY 306 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:41,681 MOURN. BUT THEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE'S NO LONGER DYING, SO SHE HAS TO ASK 307 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,251 HER CLONE TO BE TERMINATED THE CLONE DOES NOT WANT TO BE TERMINATED 308 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,388 AND SO THEY HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. >> Jimmy: AND HAVE A DUEL. 309 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,324 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. >> YEAH, SO I PLAY TRENT, AND 310 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:55,362 I'M HER TRAINER. I HELP HER GET READY FOR THE DUEL 311 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,597 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S AARON PAUL IN "DUAL." 312 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,265 HERE'S AARON PAUL IN "DUAL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 313 00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:02,902 CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE IN YOUR 314 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,271 DUEL, YOU MAY AS WELL TELL ME RIGHT NOW. I WILL TEAR UP YOUR CONTRACT, 315 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:11,745 AND YOU CAN SPEND ALL THE MONEY THAT YOU SAVE OVER THE NEXT YEAR ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. 316 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:20,253 VACATIONS TO THE BEACH, SEX, TRIPS TO AMUSEMENT PARKS YOU WILL SURELY DIE IN YOUR 317 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:28,228 DUEL, BUT YOU WILL HAVE LIVED YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH IN AN EXCESSIVE AND EXCITING FASHION 318 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:39,572 >> I SAID I WANT TO LIVE >> ARE YOU PREPARED TO KILL? >> YES 319 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:45,345 >> I BELIEVE YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 320 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,214 AARON PAUL, EVERYBODY! "DUAL" IS IN THEATERS NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 321 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,751 MARC MARON, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 322 00:20:51,751 --> 00:21:00,260 * >> WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ENVIRONMENT IS TERRIBLE AND WE 323 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,395 FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT BUT I THINK IN THE BACK OF OUR HEADS, MOST OF US ARE LIKE, 324 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,197 "WELL YOU KNOW, THAT SWEDISH TEENAGER HAS IT UNDER CONTROL. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I DON'T WANT 325 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,700 TO --" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GRETA THUNBERG 326 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:32,292 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 327 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:37,764 HOST OF "WTF WITH MARC MARON." HE'S ALSO THE VOICE OF MR. SNAKE IN THE NEW ANIMATED 328 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:42,235 MOVIE "THE BAD GUYS," WHICH HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME MARC MARON, 329 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:46,272 PLEASE WELCOME MARC MARON, EVERYBODY! 330 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 331 00:21:50,377 --> 00:22:05,892 * >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, MARC MARON. 332 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,395 >> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, MAN >> Jimmy: WE GOT A FULL AUDIENCE HERE. 333 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,331 WE'RE LIVE IN PERSON I MEAN, THIS IS HAPPENING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 334 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,267 MARC MARON >> THE LAST TIME I WAS ON MY PORCH. 335 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,636 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> JUST SITTING ON THE PORCH TALKING TO YOU 336 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,538 >> Jimmy: ZOOMING ME >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I APPRECIATE 337 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,807 THAT 'CAUSE WE NEEDED GUESTS. >> THAT WAS THE BEST, MAN, JUST 338 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,176 NOT GOING ANYWHERE >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,311 THIS IS THE BEST >> I'M DOING "THE TONIGHT SHOW" ON THE PORCH 340 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:29,182 >> Jimmy: NO THIS IS THE BEST YOU'RE DOING THE "TONIGHT SHOW" 341 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,852 IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW." >> YOU'RE RIGHT THERE! >> Jimmy: WE'RE HERE 342 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,255 >> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT >> I DRESSED -- I GOT DRESSED. 343 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:37,190 >> Jimmy: YOU DID. >> I DIDN'T GET FOOD ON ME [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,292 BIG DAY. >> Jimmy: BIG DAY. YOU DIDN'T GET FOOD -- YOU DO, 345 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,428 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> I'M AGING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL 346 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,363 BUT I'M -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT 347 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,000 [ LAUGHTER ] WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING, JIMMY >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S LAUGHING. 348 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,770 >> BUT IT'S WEIRD. I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M GETTING OLDER BECAUSE LIKE, OKAY, I 349 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,840 DON'T HAVE KIDS. AND I THINK IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOU CAN KIND OF SEE YOURSELF 350 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,478 DYING IN YOUR KIDS, YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,447 -- YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S HAPPENING 352 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,717 OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] MIRRORS -- YOU GET USED TO 353 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:08,221 MIRRORS, LIKE YOU CAN JUST RATIONALIZE IT, YOU SEE YOURSELF EVERY DAY 354 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,056 YOU DO YOUR POSES AND YOU DON'T TELL YOU CAN'T TELL 355 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,593 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IF SEE A PICTURE, MAN -- IF I SEE A PICTURE OF ME, IT'S 356 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,931 LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHEN DID MY HEAD GET OLD I GOT AN OLD HEAD. 357 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:20,433 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OLD HEAD >> NO MATTER WHAT I DO DOWN 358 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,937 HERE, HEAD'S STILL OLD IT'S STILL OLD [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:27,307 PEOPLE ARE LIKE "NICE JACKET OLD HEAD." >> Jimmy: YOU GOT AN OLD HEAD. 360 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:30,910 >> I GOT AN OLD HEAD >> Jimmy: ASIDE FROM GETTING OLDER, YOU LOOK -- I MEAN, HOW 361 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:35,248 DO YOU FEEL? >> I'M ALL RIGHT YOU KNOW, I -- WELL, YOU KNOW, 362 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:39,586 I BELIEVE -- THIS IS -- I THINK I'M WRONG, BUT I THINK I HIDE MY ANXIETY PRETTY WELL 363 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,822 BUT I THINK -- >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU DO A A GREAT JOB. 364 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,924 >> WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING >> Jimmy: NO 365 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,293 I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE >> NO, BECAUSE I HAVE TOOLS. 366 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:51,331 I'M AN ANXIOUS PERSON. I'M ANXIOUS. I GET FILLED WITH DREAD A LOT. 367 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:54,968 BUT I'VE GOT SOME TOOLS I'LL SHARE WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE MAYBE THEY'RE ANXIOUS. 368 00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:57,771 LIKE ABOUT TEN TIMES A DAY, I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO MYSELF, "DUDE, YOU'RE NOT IN A HURRY 369 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:02,042 YOU'RE NOT IN A HURRY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 370 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,177 'CAUSE LIKE I'LL WAKE UP AND BE LIKE, "OH, MAN, I GOT TO - AND I'M LIKE, "YOU HAVE 371 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,312 NOTHING. THERE'S NOTHING. YOU HAVE NOTHING." 372 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,148 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED TO FINISH THE SENTENCE. 373 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:10,050 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "I GOT TO --" NO, YOU DON'T. 374 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:13,887 >> YOU'RE COMING INTO THE DAY A LITTLE HOT [ LAUGHTER ] 375 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,256 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T GOT TO DO ANYTHING >> NO. 376 00:24:16,256 --> 00:24:17,891 JUST MAKE THE COFFEE I DRINK ABOUT QUART OF COFFEE AND THEN, UH, I JUST KIND OF 377 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:24,798 LIKE CAFFEINATE MYSELF INTO SORT OF AN EXHAUSTION. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 378 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,900 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE BACK ON TOUR. DO YOU LIKE GOING ON TOUR? 379 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,937 >> WELL YEAH, I WAS JUST IN -- I DID PROVIDENCE AND BOSTON, AND I DID TARRYTOWN. 380 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:34,607 I DID PORTLAND, MAINE. PROVIDENCE - IT'S WORTH GOING BACK TO THESE 381 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:38,178 PLACES WHERE I STARTED 'CAUSE MY CAR GOT STOLEN WHEN I WAS DOING A GIG IN PROVIDENCE 382 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:43,116 IN 1989. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND I GO BACK -- 383 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:45,185 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T FORGET THOSE THINGS >> -- NO YOU DON'T 384 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:46,753 AND I WENT TO THE POLICE STATION. THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND IT. 385 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,656 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST -- IT'S GOOD THAT THEY'RE ON IT STILL, YOU KNOW 386 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:53,760 WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT. 387 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,129 >> IT'S NOT LIKE TELEVISION. THESE THINGS TAKE A WHILE TO SOLVE. 388 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:59,099 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN'T HELP YOU, MARC. BUT THIS IS CALLED "THIS MAY BE 389 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,434 THE LAST TIME" TOUR. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHY? 390 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:03,269 >> WHY NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 391 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:08,041 [ LAUGHTER ] AM I WRONG IN THINKING THAT WE'RE IN TROUBLE, MAYBE? 392 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:13,613 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, DON'T WE ALL KIND OF KNOW IT? 393 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:19,319 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- I MEAN, WHO HAS HOPE? 394 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:24,257 WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN? [ LAUGHTER ] MAGICAL THINKING 395 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:28,061 NO, WHAT I'M SAYING -- NO, LISTEN TO ME I DO BELIEVE, LIKE, PEOPLE WILL 396 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,563 ADAPT. THEY WILL -- I THINK WE'RE MAYBE THREE YEARS AWAY FROM 397 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:35,568 HEARING THIS ON THE STREETS ON NEW YORK, "YOU KNOW, 130 IS NOT THAT HOT." 398 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:39,773 [ LAUGHTER ] "ONCE YOU GET OUT IN IT, YOU GET USED TO IT 399 00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:42,976 JUST DON'T STAY OUT THERE PAST THE ALLOTTED TIME. 30 MINUTES 400 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:46,613 BRING A WATER PACK BE CAREFUL." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 401 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,348 I HOPE NOT >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 402 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,417 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IT SEEMS LIKE OUT OF OUR CONTROL. 403 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:54,621 WE ALL KNOW THAT THE ENVIRONMENT IS TERRIBLE AND WE FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT 404 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,257 BUT I THINK IN THE BACK OF OUR HEADS, MOST OF US ARE LIKE, "WELL YOU KNOW, THAT SWEDISH 405 00:25:57,257 --> 00:26:01,695 TEENAGER HAS IT UNDER CONTROL. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO --" 406 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:08,134 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GRETA THUNBERG >> YEAH. 407 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:13,640 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY OF WHATEVER GRETA IS DOING 408 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,545 SHE'S YOUNG, SHE'S FOCUSED SHE'S GOING TO NAIL IT WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY 409 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:22,315 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. YOU GET TICKETS AT 410 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:26,086 WTFPOD.COM/TOUR. >> AND GET THEM THERE. DON'T -- PEOPLE JUST GOOGLE 411 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:27,854 MARC MARON TICKETS AND THEY'RE TAKEN TO A SCALPER SITE IMMEDIATELY AND THEN THEY TWEET 412 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:33,760 AT ME GOING LIKE, "WHY IS IT $900?" [ LAUGHTER ] 413 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,262 I'M, LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?" [ LAUGHTER ] 414 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,099 >> Jimmy: DON'T SAY THAT.E LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE BAD GUYS." 415 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:43,303 YOU'RE IN THIS NEW ANIMATED FILM "THE BAD GUYS." YOU'RE THE VOICE OF MR. SNAKE. 416 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:46,139 >> THAT'S CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO -- WHAT DOES MARC MARON DO TO GET 417 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:49,275 INTO CHARACTER FOR - >> I'VE DONE A FEW ANIMATED CHARACTERS AND THEY'RE JUST 418 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:56,149 DIFFERENT DEGREES OF ME YELLING. [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:58,952 LIKE, HERE, I'LL DO A COUPLE OF MY ANIMATED VOICES FOR YOU >> Jimmy: LET ME CLOSE MY EYES 420 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:01,855 >> "THIS GUY HOW ABOUT THIS GUY?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE HIM 421 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:03,690 >> AND THEN LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE'S THAT GUY 422 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,258 [ LAUGHTER ] TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS 423 00:27:05,258 --> 00:27:08,028 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. ISN'T THAT AMAZING 424 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,596 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES 425 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:15,602 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE VERY FUNNY IN THIS AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 426 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:20,607 HERE'S MARC MARON AS MR. SNAKE IN "THE BAD GUYS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 427 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:20,640 IN "THE BAD GUYS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 428 00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:23,576 >> WOLF? WHAT ARE YOU DOING 429 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,246 >> WHAT? >> YEAH. >> OH, THAT. 430 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:33,787 I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS WE'RE GOING TO GO GOOD 431 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:37,290 >> EH, YOU TOTALLY LOST ME >> I TOLD HIM TO STOP DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET. 432 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:39,926 >> HEY, DID YOU GET HIT ON THE HEAD >> WHAT? 433 00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:43,063 NO, I DIDN'T >> MY COUSIN GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH AN ANCHOR AND AFTER 434 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:46,666 THAT, HE ONLY SWAM IN A CIRCLE >> NO, NO, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING ME. 435 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:53,340 THE BAD GUYS BECOME THE GOOD GUYS SO WE CAN STAY IN THE BAD GUYS 436 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,844 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> BAD GUYS ACTING GOOD? 437 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,246 IT'S THE ULTIMATE BAD GUY THING. IT'S FANTASTIC 438 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:05,418 WOLF, YOU'RE A GENIUS! >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> FANTASTIC 439 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:10,590 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL -- >> WHAT? 440 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:13,193 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL COLLECTING -- GET ANY NEW VINYL? 441 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:15,895 >> YEAH. I STILL DO THE VINYL THING I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I 442 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:19,265 DISCOVERED VINYL BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE I LIKE TO -- LIKE, I THINK WHEN 443 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:22,469 I STARTED BUYING RECORDS LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STARTED BUYING 444 00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:26,940 RECORDS. BUT HERE'S THE WEIRD THING ABOUT BUYING RECORDS IS, IF YOU 445 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:31,444 GO -- IF YOU'RE A GUY WHO SHOPS AT RECORD STORES, IT'S USUALLY GUYS MY AGE, YOU KNOW, AND 446 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:36,216 YOU'LL BE IN THE RECORD STORE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AND WITHIN THAT HOUR, SOMEONE 447 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:41,254 WILL WALK IN THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:44,290 AND YOU JUST HAVE THIS MOMENT WHERE YOU BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GO, "I DON'T KNOW. 449 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,394 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GO, "I KNOW, IT'S 450 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:50,463 WEIRD, RIGHT BUT, HEY, COOL BOOTS OLD HEAD." 451 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,667 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OLD HEAD [ APPLAUSE ] 452 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:57,070 MARC MARON, EVERYBODY! "THE BAD GUYS" HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 453 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:01,508 CHECK OUT WTFPOD.COM FOR INFORMATION ON MARC'S STAND-UP TOUR 454 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:06,846 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 455 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:18,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 456 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:22,128 OF THE BEST GAMERS IN THE WORLD. HE HAS OVER 17 MILLION 457 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:26,833 FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH AND ALMOST 24 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE. 458 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:32,038 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS! 459 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:45,051 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:48,054 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN >> Jimmy: REALLY, I LOVE HAVING 461 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,056 YOU HERE HEY, CONGRATS, BY THE WAY, ON THE NEW LOGO HERE. 462 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,559 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THERE. 463 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,394 THAT'S -- >> "CLEAN. "CLEAN." 464 00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,496 YES. YEAH, WE WANTED TO GO WITH -- I MEAN, EVER SINCE, YOU KNOW, 465 00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:58,264 FORTNITE WHEN WE BLEW UP -- EVEN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I LOVED DOING MY HAIR, LIKE, A 466 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:04,904 A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BANGS DOWN AND THE REST UP. 467 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:08,274 >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT >> SO, YEAH, WE WANTED SOMETHING A LITTLE CLEANER, 468 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,176 A LITTLE MORE PROFESSIONAL AND, DUDE, YEAH, THERE IT IS, MAN. 469 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:15,115 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, YOU SAID, "HEY, LOOK THE SMALL SCREEN OF LIKE -- 470 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:18,151 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "OKAY. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT IT WAS 471 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:21,287 BUT THERE YOU ARE IN "FREE GUY" WITH RYAN REYNOLDS I GO, "THERE YOU GO. 472 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,089 THAT'S A BIG SCREEN RIGHT THERE. >> OF ALL THE MAN CRUSHES, MAN 473 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:25,592 I MEAN, DUDE, WHAT A STUD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 474 00:30:25,592 --> 00:30:28,261 I MEAN, WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 475 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,929 I -- REALLY? >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, WHEN WE -- I REMEMBER 476 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,698 WE WENT TO FILM AND HE WALKED ACROSS THE -- THE STREET, BECAUSE THEY WERE ABLE TO CLOSE 477 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:37,103 DOWN AN ENTIRE STREET OF AN ACTUAL CITY TO FILM WHAT WE WERE THERE FOR 478 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,139 AND HE, LIKE -- LIKE, POINTED AT ME, AND, LIKE, JUST STARTED WALKING ACROSS AND, LIKE, GAVE 479 00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:45,178 ME AND JESS A HUGE HUG >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, "THAT'S RYAN REYNOLDS. 480 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:48,281 >> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "DUDE, I'M -- 481 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:53,153 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> "HAPPY TO BE HERE." >> Jimmy: YEAH 482 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:55,121 >> AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- FOR DOING THIS AND FOR -- AND FOR BEING ON -- IN 483 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,123 THIS FILM. AND I WAS JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: DID THEY WANT YOU TO 484 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,825 ACT FROM THE BEGINNING OR DO THEY WANT, LIKE, "HELP"? I'M LIKE, "HEY, TEACH US HOW TO 485 00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:00,360 DO ALL OF IT." >> THEY WANTED -- IT WAS MORE SO THEY WANTED ME TO BE IN IT 486 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,097 AND -- DUDE, I'M TELING YOU I READ THE SCRIPT. I WAS A PART OF IT 487 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:06,166 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY NEED HELP WITH THE LINGO AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT." 488 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:09,402 THEY, KIND OF, NAILED IT >> Jimmy: THEY DID >> YEAH, THE GAMING POLL SHOW 489 00:31:09,402 --> 00:31:11,237 IS PHENOMENAL. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I REMEMBER I -- I ASKED YOU FOR ADVICE 490 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:14,274 FOR -- >> YOU NEVER TAKE IT, THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 491 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:17,077 >> Jimmy: NO, BUT I DID TAKE IT I JUST DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T DO 492 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:18,912 ANYTHING WITH IT >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE -- BUT I 493 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:21,681 HAVE -- I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND I HAVE ALL THE THINGS. I HAVE THE HEADSET 494 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:24,084 AND YOU HOOKED ME UP YEAH I'M KINDA -- I'M SET UP AND 495 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:26,986 READY TO GO. >> ARE YOU JUST, LIKE, THE BEST AT EVERYTHING NOW? 496 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,555 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:31,091 I'M STILL BAD. I'M STILL BAD AT EVERYTHING. >> IT'S OKAY 498 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:33,093 >> Jimmy: BUT I'M LIKE -- I WANTED TO PICK ONE THING AND GET GOOD AT IT AND THEN I JUST 499 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:37,630 CAN'T DO THAT. I JUST PLAY EVERYTHING POORLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,466 BUT I HAVE FUN >> WELL, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 501 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:42,135 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT >> BUT DUDE, LOOK -- 502 00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:44,771 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A PRO GAMER YOU CRUSH ME AT EVERYTHING >> LOW KEY, IT'S ALL THAT 503 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:46,873 MATTERS. I MEAN, LISTEN, I STILL GET SUPER FRUSTRATED WHEN -- WHEN, 504 00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:52,312 YOU KNOW, JESS AND MY BROTHERS BEAT ME AT "MARIO KART." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 505 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:55,548 AND LIKE, "MARIO PARTY." >> Jimmy: OH, "MARIO PARTY." NO, NO, NO 506 00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:57,283 >> DO YOU GET ANY OF THE RANDOM STARS? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 507 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,286 AT THE END >> Jimmy: DON'T STEAL. >> I'M SORRY 508 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:02,122 "OH, YOU TRAVELED THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SPACES HERE'S YOUR STAR." 509 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:04,257 >> Jimmy: NO NO >> AND I -- 510 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:07,894 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, NO, NO 511 00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:09,596 >> HOW DOES THAT WORK? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> YOU CAN'T PRACTICE FOR THAT, 512 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,798 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: OH, NO I DON'T -- YEAH. 513 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:13,466 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE STEAL YOUR STAR 514 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:15,969 >> OH, PEOPLE STEAL YOUR STARS I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "WE'RE NOT FRIENDS 515 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,937 ANYMORE. >> I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO -- 516 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,773 >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT GAME. WHAT A GREAT GAME THAT IS. >> IT'S MORE FRUSTRATING THAN 517 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:21,174 ANYTHING TO BE -- >> Jimmy: REALLY >> JIMMY, MY MIND -- 518 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:22,976 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC IN IT. >> I'M PRETTY SURE I END EVERY 519 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:25,178 NIGHT MORE UPSET AFTER I PLAY "MARIO PARTY" WITH FRIENDS THAN -- THAN HAPPY 520 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:27,981 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: NO, YOUR SIGHTS -- 521 00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:31,117 >> YOU'RE STEALING STARS YOU'RE SUCKING COINS, MAN. YOUR -- YOUR BOD -- YOU KNOW 522 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,620 WHAT I MEAN? IT'S AWFUL [ LAUGHTER ] 523 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,889 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY YOUNG. I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DO YOU -- DO YOU EVER, LIKE, WAIT 524 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:41,294 IN LINE FOR, LIKE, A CONSOLE OR A GAME LIKE, BECAUSE I HAD TO DO THAT 525 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:44,264 >> MY PARENTS WOULD NOT LET ME STAY OUT FOR THE "HALO 3" RELEASE. 526 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:48,435 FOR -- FOR, LIKE, THE XBOX 360 "HALO 3. TYLER -- I WAS, LIKE, 14 527 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:51,204 I WAS TOO YOUNG, OBVIOUSLY MIDNIGHT RELEASE BECAUSE REMEMBER -- YOU 528 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,873 REMEMBER MIDNIGHT RELEASES >> Jimmy: I -- OF COURSE I REMEMBER MIDNIGHT RELEASES 529 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,676 >> I FEEL LIKE THEY DON'T HAPPEN ANYMORE IT'S JUST -- 530 00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:58,445 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- SO YOU -- YOU WERE TOO YOUNG AND THEY GO, "NO, YOU'RE NOT -- TYLER, 531 00:32:58,445 --> 00:33:00,046 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. >> SO I'M 14, JON'S 18 HE GOES AND HE STAYS OUT ALL 532 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:03,416 NIGHT AND GETS THE -- THE MIDNIGHT RELEASE COPY. I'M STAYING UP IN MY BED JUST, 533 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:08,722 LIKE, WAITING FOR HIM TO COME UPSTAIRS AND -- >> Jimmy: WITH IT. 534 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:11,091 >> AND WITH THE GAME AND BE LIKE, "TYLER, WE'RE PLAYING. >> Jimmy: YES. 535 00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:13,760 >> BECAUSE THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLAN, THE WHOLE STRATEGY MY MOM WAS LIKE, "TYLER, YOU'RE 536 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,262 NOT GOING. AND THEN JON AND I ARE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, DUDE 537 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,098 LIKE, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. LIKE -- 538 00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:19,666 >> Jimmy: "ALL RIGHT, SO A YEAR AGO -- >> "YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE ME UP 539 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,234 AT MIDNIGHT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES. 540 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:23,436 >> "AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE GAME." YEAH 541 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,772 WE PLAYED -- WE STAYED UP TILL 3:00 A.M. AND WE WON EVERY TEAM DOUBLES GAME THAT WE PLAYED. 542 00:33:25,772 --> 00:33:27,674 >> Jimmy: AND SO YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME AND THEN YOU GO LIKE, "OH, I THINK I COULD PROBABLY 543 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:33,913 MAKE A LIVING OFF OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR 544 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:36,116 MOM WHO JUST SAID YOU CAN'T GO OUT TO THE MALL? YOU'RE LIKE, "MOM, THIS IS MY 545 00:33:36,116 --> 00:33:39,252 FUTURE I'M ACTUALLY -- I'M BUILDING A A FUTURE FOR OUR FAMILY RIGHT 546 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:41,755 NOW. >> RIGHT YEAH, LISTEN, "MOM, AT 547 00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:43,957 LEAST -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A VERY COOL MOM. 548 00:33:43,957 --> 00:33:47,627 >> THAT STORY IS PHENOMENAL. IT WAS SIMPLE, YOU KNOW? MONEY TALKS, RIGHT 549 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:50,330 AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO YOU STARTED MAKING 550 00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,232 MONEY. >> YEAH. SO ONCE I STARTED STREAMING, 551 00:33:52,232 --> 00:33:54,300 THAT WAS WHERE I -- WHERE I STARTED MAKING, LIKE, A PROPER LIVING, AND I STARTED MAKING -- 552 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:59,105 I THINK WHEN I STARTED, IT WAS, LIKE, $20,000, WAS THE PROJECTED SALES. 553 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,308 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I FINALLY, YOU KNOW, 554 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,244 STARTED MAKING I THINK, LIKE, ANYWHERE FROM LIKE, $30,000 TO $40,000 AND I WAS ALSO GOING TO 555 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:13,386 COLLEGE FULL-TIME AND WORKING A JOB AT NOODLES & COMPANY AND -- AND I TOLD -- YOU KNOW, 556 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:16,723 LISTEN "YOU KNOW, I -- >> Jimmy: WOW, NOODLES & 557 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,558 COMPANY. >> PHENOMENAL FOOD, ACTUALLY #NOTANAD 558 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:23,063 BUT SERIOUSLY, YEAH, I WORKED THERE FOR THREE YEARS. AND ALL OF MY FOCUS WAS, YOU 559 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:26,800 KNOW, NO RELATIONSHIPS, REALLY NEVER REALLY HUNG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS EITHER 560 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,836 IT WAS EITHER I WAS STREAMING, GOING TO SCHOOL, OR WORKING. AND FINALLY, I WAS LIKE, "MOM, 561 00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:31,571 LISTEN, IF I MAKE MORE THAN, YOU KNOW, MINIMUM WAGE, I'M, LIKE -- I'M GOING TO PURSUE 562 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:35,308 THIS," RIGHT I'M GOING TO GO FULL-TIME, RIGHT? 563 00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:37,377 BECAUSE I'M ONLY DOING, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T 564 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,679 MAKE ENOUGH MONEY? >> I TOLD HER IMMEDIATELY. I MADE A PROMISE WITH BOTH MY 565 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,982 WIFE, JESS, AND MY MOM I WAS LIKE -- AND MY BROTHERS AND -- 566 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:44,818 >> Jimmy: YOUR GIRLFRIEND, JESS, AT THE TIME. >> GIRLFRIEND JESS AT THE TIME 567 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,720 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ALSO SUPER SKEPTICAL OF, LIKE -- JUST THE LONGEVITY OF THE WHOLE 568 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:52,359 THING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE YOU -- YOU DON'T KNOW 569 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:56,396 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WASN'T MAKING MILLIONS. I WAS -- 570 00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:58,264 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT AN OCCUPATION >> 100%. 571 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:02,068 IT WAS NOT >> Jimmy: THAT WE GREW UP WITH -- 572 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:03,703 >> IT WAS -- I -- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A FREE AGENCY IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE. 573 00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,705 I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE JUST COLLAPSED AT ANY MOMENT. AND -- AT PROM, MADE HER A 574 00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:07,374 A VOWS LIKE, "I'LL GO BACK TO COLLEGE IF I EVER, YOU KNOW, START 575 00:35:07,374 --> 00:35:10,744 MAKING LESS THAN WHAT I WAS MAKING WHEN I STARTED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING A THING 576 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:12,412 YOU'RE HELPING -- YOU'RE HAVING PEOPLE TAKE TIME-OUTS OFF THEIR SCREENS. 577 00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:16,883 CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE DOING? >> ABSOLUTELY, MAN 578 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,718 YEAH, SO WE KNOW -- DUDE, I -- I'VE BEEN GAMING AND -- AND HAD A SCREEN IN FRONT OF MY FACE, 579 00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:24,691 YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER NOT LIKE iPADS BECAUSE THOSE 580 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:27,927 DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I WAS A KID. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GAMED SO MUCH AND WHEN I STREAMED AND WHEN I 581 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:32,565 WAS GRINDING AT THE TIME, I WAS DOING, LIKE, 18-HOUR DAYS, WAS HOW LONG I WOULD STREAM FOR. 582 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:35,902 >> Jimmy: JEEZ >> DUDE. AND I WISH OLDER ME WOULD HAVE 583 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,704 BEEN ABLE TO TELL YOUNGER ME, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TAKE A DAY OFF OR EVEN, YOU KNOW, EVEN AN 584 00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:44,144 HOUR OFF AND JUST RELAX, SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY AND JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW, 585 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:50,383 AGAIN, TAKE TIME OUT OF -- OFF THE SCREEN AND OF GAMING." AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING 586 00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:53,520 A LOT NOW. AND IT'S -- >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU 587 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,488 PARTNERING WITH? >> OH, DUDE, WE PARTNER WITH THRIVE GLOBAL AND THE CENTER 588 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:59,826 FOR SCHOLARS AND STORYTELLERS. AND WE HAVE -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST PREACHING, YOU KNOW, 589 00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:04,030 AGAIN, TAKE TIME-OUTS. SO FOR ME, PERSONALLY, ONE OF MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS THAT I 590 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:08,234 LOVE TO DO, I'M GOING ON DAILY WALKS. WHETHER IT BE AT A GYM, OR 591 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,371 AFTER, AND JUST, YOU KNOW, PET TIME I HAVE THREE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL 592 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:14,641 DOGS AND WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH. AND -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, I KNOW YOU 593 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,043 YOU'RE ON THE INCLINE. 3.5. >> 3.5, MAN. 594 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:20,113 3.58 DEGREE INCLINES IS WHERE WE'RE STARTING [ LAUGHTER ] 595 00:36:20,113 --> 00:36:23,616 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN RIGHT THERE. THAT'S TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS 596 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:26,653 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. 597 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:29,756 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LEIKELI47 STICK AROUND, EVERYONE 598 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:33,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, 3.5, MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 599 00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:52,178 * >> Jimmy: MAKING HER LATE NIGHT TV DEBUT PERFORMING 600 00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:58,852 "CHITTY BANG" OFF HER UPCOMING ALBUM, "SHAPE UP," PLEASE WELCOME LEIKELI47! 601 00:36:58,852 --> 00:36:58,885 ALBUM, "SHAPE UP," PLEASE WELCOME LEIKELI47! 602 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:09,929 * * UH * 603 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:13,166 * CHILLIN LAYIN' IN THE CUT DOE * * EAS 604 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,903 TRYIN' SEE WHAT UP DOE * * FALLO HOME OF THE CUTTHROATS * 605 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:20,407 * NOTORIOUS Y'ALL KNOW HOW THE REST GO * * SLEEPIN 606 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:24,177 ONE EYE OPEN * * TOO SMART 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SCOPIN' * 607 00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:27,047 * WATCHIN SEEING HOW THESE LANES LOOK * 608 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:29,349 * LAZ THAT'S HOW YOU GET YA FAME TOOK * 609 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:36,389 * MONEY I GOT MONEY * * 610 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:39,292 * BACK AGAI UP IN THIS MOTHER MOTHER * * ENTERTAINMENT 611 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,929 FOR YOU MOTHER MOTHER* * COME FOR MY M'S YOU'LL GET THI 612 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:45,465 DOUBLE DOUBLE * * 44 STRAIGHT T YOUR BUBBLE * 613 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:48,134 * IN THIS GAM BECAUSE I LOVE THE TROUBLE * * SO WATCH YOUR TON 614 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:51,504 IF YOU DON'T WANNA RUMBLE * * I HEAR YOU PO LIKE DID YOU FORGET * 615 00:37:51,504 --> 00:37:56,242 * WE KNOW YOU NOT WIT ANY INCH OF THE REAL* * SO PLEASE STOP IT 616 00:37:56,242 --> 00:37:59,179 I AIN'T KNOCKIN' YOUR LITTLE HUSTLE * * BUT WATCH I 617 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:03,350 I WOULD HATE TO HEAR THAT LOUD * * OOH CHITTY-CHITTY BAN 618 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:06,319 CHITTY-CHITTY BANG * * BANG * * OH THEM CANNONS RAN 619 00:38:06,319 --> 00:38:09,022 YES THEM CANNONS RANG * * RANG * * MAKE SURE YOU PHOTO-READY 620 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,192 WHEN YOU SEE THE GANG * * GANG * * I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU LAME 621 00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:16,229 WE ARE NOT THE SAME * * HAVIN' SOME FUN WHILE YOU OUT YOUR RUN * 622 00:38:16,229 --> 00:38:19,432 * TAKIN' VICTORY LAPS I'M IN THE HOO WITH THEM ONES * 623 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:22,402 * CATCH ME OUT IN DECATUR WITH SOM MEAT AND POTATOES * 624 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:26,039 * WAFFLE HOUSE IN ATLANTA I'LL HIT THE BLUE FLAM LATER * 625 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:29,542 * WITH THEM TWO-TON GATOR WHO YOU KNOW GON' FADE US * * I SEE THEM KEEP TRYIN 626 00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:34,180 PROFESSIONAL IMITATORS * * REF WHERE'S THE FLA NOW YOU'RE MAKIN' ME MAD * 627 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:38,885 * WHEN 47 GET THA I THINK YOU BETTA GET BACK * * YOU POP 628 00:38:38,885 --> 00:38:43,223 LIKE DID YOU FORGET ME * * NOT WIT ANY INCH OF THE REAL* 629 00:38:43,223 --> 00:38:46,726 * SO PLEASE STOP IT I AIN'T KNOCKIN' YOUR LITTLE HUSTLE * 630 00:38:46,726 --> 00:38:49,963 * BUT WATCH I I WOULD HATE TO HEAR THAT LOUD * 631 00:38:49,963 --> 00:38:54,167 * OOH CHITTY-CHITTY BAN CHITTY-CHITTY BANG * * BANG * 632 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:57,203 * OH THEM CANNONS RAN YES THEM CANNONS RANG * * RANG * 633 00:38:57,203 --> 00:39:00,306 * MAKE SURE YOU PHOTO-READY WHEN YOU SEE THE GANG * * GANG * 634 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:04,678 * I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU LAME WE ARE NOT THE SAME * * OOH CHITTY-CHITTY BAN 635 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:07,881 CHITTY-CHITTY BANG * * BANG * * OH THEM CANNONS RAN 636 00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,383 YES THEM CANNONS RANG * * RANG * * MAKE SURE YOU PHOTO-READY 637 00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:13,353 WHEN YOU SEE THE GANG * * GANG * * I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU LAME 638 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:21,261 WE ARE NOT THE SAME * * LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-L 639 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:27,567 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-L LA-LA * * LEIKELI47 LET'S GO * 640 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:32,605 * CHITTY-CHITTY BAN CHITTY-CHITTY BANG * * BANG BANG BANG * 641 00:39:32,605 --> 00:39:39,045 * OOH CHITTY-CHITTY BAN CHITTY-CHITTY * * BANG BANG BANG LET'S GO * 642 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:49,289 * SOMETIMES I EXPERIMEN WITH ALL THE LOV ON MY TABLE * 643 00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:56,563 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! 644 00:39:56,563 --> 00:40:00,033 COME ON NOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 645 00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:04,804 THANK YOU SO MUCH. LEIKELI47! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 646 00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:11,244 MAD SKILLS "SHAPE UP" IS OUT MAY 13th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 647 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:29,295 LEIKELI47. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 648 00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:32,899 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO AARON PAUL, MARC MARON, TYLER "NINJA" BLEVINS, 649 00:40:32,899 --> 00:40:39,105 LEIKELI47! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 650 00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:42,575 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 651 00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:45,545 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE!