>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOE SCARBOROUGH AND
MIKA BRZEZINSKI. ALISON BRIE. KEVIN AND DANIELLE JONAS
MUSICAL GUEST COI LERAY. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1629 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MISSED YOU SOUNDS GREAT OH, I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HAVE A SEAT. ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
I'M FORMER "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" HOST, JIMMY FALLON NICE TO SEE YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, THIS WAS EXCITING. LAST NIGHT WAS THE 64th ANNUAL
GRAMMY AWARDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I THINK -- I THINK IT WAS
A GOOD NIGHT OVERALL BECAUSE NOBODY'S WATCHING THE UNCENSORED JAPANESE VERSION ON
TWITTER, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS THE 64th GRAMMY AWARDS, WHICH MEANS IT'S BEEN 64 YEARS OF PARENTS
WATCHING LIKE, "WHO LEAVES THE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT? YOU DON'T DRESS LIKE --"
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A FUN NIGHT HOURS AND HOURS OF MUSICIANS
PERFORMING FOR FREE, OR AS THAT'S ALSO KNOWN, SPOTIFY [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY! TREVOR, YOU COULD HAVE HAD THAT ONE.
LET'S SWITCH GEARS I SAW THAT SARAH PALIN HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS RUNNING
FOR CONGRESS IN ALASKA [ AUDIENCE GROANS [ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH IS GOOD NEWS FOR REPUBLICANS AND GREAT NEWS FOR DEMOCRATS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO COULD SEE RUSSIA FROM HER HOUSE, SHE
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YEARS AGO WHAT PUTIN WAS UP TO, DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I READ THAT THANKS TO THE ONGOING BIRD FLU OUTBREAK, THE
COST OF EGGS IS SURGING IN GROCERY STORES ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN KIDS SPEND EASTER DYEING EGG BEATERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY PROBLEM THE BIRD FLU IS CAUSING,
APPARENTLY COSTCO IS FACING SUPPLY SHORTAGES OF ITS ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND NOW -- NOW I'M WONDERING, WHAT CAME FIRST?
THE CHICKEN SHORTAGE OR THE EGG SHORTAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] I MISSED YOU GUYS. I REALLY DID
I MISSED YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT, COSTCO IS RUNNING LOW, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE DOWN TO ROUGHLY
10 BILLION ROTISSERIE CHICKENS [ LAUGHTER ] THEY GIVE YOU ONE ON THE WAY
IN YOU'RE LIKE, "I DON'T EVEN WANT --"
"JUST TAKE THREE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT TURNS OUT BIRD FLU HAS
BEEN SPREADING QUICKLY BECAUSE SOME OF THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN USING FAKE VACCINE CARDS
ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT
YEAH, GET THIS, A MAN IN GERMANY IS IN TROUBLE AFTER HE GOT 90 COVID VACCINE SHOTS, SO
THAT HE COULD SELL FORGED VACCINE CARDS. 90 DOSES
THAT GUY COULD EAT FRIED BAT FOR DINNER AND BE FINE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS ANNOYING EVEN AFTER 90 DOSES, THE CDC SAYS HE'LL PROBABLY NEED
ANOTHER BOOSTER IN ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AND FINALLY A SUPREME COURT
JUSTICE IN SWEDEN HAS BEEN FINED AFTER SHE WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING MEATBALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IF SHE DOES IT AGAIN, SHE'LL BE SENTENCED TO SIX MONTHS LIVING
IN AN IKEA WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. EDDIE REDMAYNE WILL BE HERE, MICHELLE PFEIFFER,
CAMILA CABELLO WILL ALL BE JOINING US [ APPLAUSE ]
BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. THEY ARE THE HOSTS OF "MORNING
JOE" ON MSNBC. JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI ARE HERE
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW
ANTHOLOGY SERIES "ROAR" ON APPLE TV PLUS, ALISON BRIE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, THEY'VE WRITTEN A CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED
"THERE'S A ROCK CONCERT IN MY BEDROOM," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW.
KEVIN AND DANIELLE JONAS ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CUTE BOOK. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COI LERAY IS ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHOA HELLO.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE COI LERAY
WHAT'S MY JAM THOUGH I LIKE THE ONE -- SHE'S GOING TO DO A MEDLEY OF SONGS
TONIGHT. RIGHT? *
WAIT >> WAIT FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEP.
* * YEAH, THAT'S MY TWINNEM GO BEST FRIEND *
* WE NO NEW FRIENDS * >> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE'S DOING THAT TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BLICK, BLICK
SHE'S DOING "BLICK, BLICK" AS WELL WE HAVE COI LERAY IS ON THE
SHOW THIS EVENING, COI LERAY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE HER GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DID SEE LAST FRIDAY'S SHOW, BUT
JIMMY KIMMEL HOSTED "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND I FLEW TO L.A. AND I HOSTED "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE!" AND IT WAS SO FUN. IT WAS WEIRD
IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK. HOW DID IT FEEL?
WHAT WAS IT LIKE >> Steve: BAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD >> Steve: NOBODY --WE DIDN'T HAVE FUN HERE AT ALL
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THAT. TARIQ, DID YOU HAVE --
>> Tariq: IT WAS AWESOME IT WAS AWESOME, JIMMY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TO SEE YOU, YOU KNOW, SPREADING YOUR LOVE TO THE WEST COAST. IT WAS -- I LOVED IT
>> Jimmy: SPREADING MY LOVE? >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I LOVED IT, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW THE WEST COAST. >> Tariq: SURE
WE SAW THEM CHANTING, "FALLON, FALLON." IT WAS CRAZY, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EVEYRONE STARTED CHANTING >> Tariq: YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
HAVE STAYED, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: WHY'D I COME BACK? THE WAY THEY TREATS ME HERE. IT WAS SO FUN TO SEE BECAUSE I
KNOW WE HAVE THE SAME JOB REALLY, BUT IT'S VERY DIFFERENT THE WAY WE GO ABOUT PRODUCING
IT AND ALL THAT STUFF. HE HAS A GREAT CREW OF PEOPLE OVER THERE
AND EVERYONE WAS REALLY SUPER NICE, AND WANTED TO MAKE SURE JIMMY WAS TAKEN CARE OF HERE
BUT THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WAS GETTING TAKEN CARE OF. SO, I REMEMBER GOING TO THE
FLOOR, AND SEEING HIS DESK ALSO YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE ON HIS SHOW, LIKE, THE AUDIENCE
YOU'RE ABOUT HOW FAR AWAY? >> Steve: A MILE >> Jimmy: YEAH, TWO MILES.
[ LAUGHTER ] HIS SHOW, YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE. IT'S A STUDIO IN A THEATER, SO
YOU'RE LIKE MAYBE THREE FEET AWAY FROM THE AUDIENCE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS INTERESTING. SO I WAS SITTING THERE AND I
WAS GOING TO THE DESK, AND C.K., THIS GUY WHO WORKS IN PROPS, HE COMES OVER, HE WAS
LIKE, "MR. FALLON, WE HAVE YOUR SPIT CUP HERE FOR YOU. I GO, "ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. AND THEN I'M GOING THROUGH IT
AND THEN I GO, "SPIT CUP?" [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT, LIKE, A THING
I DON'T HAVE A SPIT CUP? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> Steve: FOR CHEWING TOBACCO?
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT IT WAS A CUP FILLED WITH
TISSUES. AND I WAS LIKE, "IS THAT A A THING THAT PEOPLE THINK I DO
DO I SPIT? [ LAUGHTER ] DO I HAVE A SALIVA THING
I DON'T WHAT THAT WAS. I GO, "HERE'S YOUR SPIT CUP. SO, I GO, "THIS IS SO WEIRD.
AND SO, I GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WAS I HAD TOLD -- THEY GO, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I GO, "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING YOU KNOW, I'M BEHIND THE DESK. THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH.
BUT I WAS LIKE, "I LIKE GUM EVERY NOW AND THEN." JUST TO HAVE FRESH BREATH WHEN
TALKING TO MY GUESTS AND SO I GUESS HE MADE A CUP TO PUT MY GUM IN AFTER I CHEW
BUT I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T EVEN DO THAT EITHER [ LAUGHTER ]
I USUALLY PUT IT IN A TISSUE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BUT ANYWAYS -- BUT WE MADE A
A SHORT VIDEO OF BEHIND THE SCENES OF WHAT I WITNESSED WHEN I WAS THERE.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THAT. HOW THEY DO IT
HERE'S ME IN L.A. HOSTING "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
I'M CONFUSED WHO'S MORE CONFUSED? ME OR YOU GUYS
I HAVE NO IDEA GUILLERMO, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YEAH, JIMMY YEAH, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S CORRECT >> HERE'S THIS INTRO HERE. >> Jimmy: HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU
HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD MORNING. >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> THIS IS JUST FOR YOU, THE SPIT CUP >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SAY IT AGAIN >> IT'S FOR YOU TO SPIT YOUR
GUM IN >> Jimmy: SPIT INTO. YEAH, OKAY, THANK YOU.
WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? I DON'T SPIT IN THINGS SPITTOON WAS ON MY RIDER
HERE'S YOUR CUP TO SPIT INTO [ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE," I'M JIMMY FALLON. LET'S JUST START THE SHOW. YOU GUYS WANT TO START THE
SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT --
WE'RE ALREADY ONE SPIT INTO IT LET'S SEE -- WOW.
WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
OH, PLEASE OH, PLEASE REALLY
YOU SEE HIM ENOUGH WHY WOULD YOU CLAP FOR HIM BIG DEAL
>> HOW'S THAT [ BLEEP ] HOLE IN L.A. THAT YOUR WORKING IN? [ LAUGHTER ]
BEEN IN L.A. FOR, LIKE, FOUR HOURS, AND ALREADY YOU ARE VERY TAN AND I AM AS WHITE AS A
A SHEET. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY CAN HEAR JIMMY RIGHT
WELL HERE IN THE STUDIO? YEAH, OKAY GREAT.
OKAY GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T QUITE SOUND AS LOUD AS THE CREW OVER HERE
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? >> WHAT'S GOING ON [ CROWD CHANTING ]
>> FALLON! FALLON FALLON
>> I'M FINE STAYING HERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO FUN
THIS IS SO WEIRD IT'S A COMFY CHAIR MUCH BETTER THAN MY CHAIR.
MY GOSH. REALLY, I'M WRITING DOWN ALL COMPLAINTS
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T HAVE A SPIT CUP. I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS FUN. I LOVE IT. THANKS FOR HAVING ME
YEAH, THAT WAS A LITTLE BEHIND THE SCENES THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT WAS INTERESTING JEN, SHARON, AARON, IRWIN, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH
THEY TOOK CARE OF ME MICKEY, ALEC POTTER, GARY, DANNY, WERE THE WRITERS.
GUILLERMO, OF COURSE THANK YOU. CLETO AND THE CLETONES
AND, OF COURSE, JIMMY AND MOLLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING
CARE OF ME, AND HAVING ME, AND PULLING THIS OFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT WAS A CRAZY IDEA. JIMMY HAD THIS IDEA MAYBE FOUR YEARS AGO OR LONGER, MAYBE FIVE
YEARS. WE WERE OUT TO DINNER WHEN HE DID A SHOW HERE IN BROOKLYN.
AND HE WAS, LIKE, "WOULDN'T IT BE FUN FOR APRIL FOOLS' IF WE SWITCHED PLACES.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. BUT I GO, "IT'S A LOT. I MEAN, YOU GOT TO FLY TO L.A.
IT'S A LOT TO PULL OFF AND WE DID IT. WE PULLED IT OFF
I WANT TO THANK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, TOO, FOR PRETENDING TO BE MATT DAMON,
WHICH WAS FUNNY. ALSO OVER HERE, OH, AND, CHIPPY, OF COURSE.
AND HERE, HUGH JACKMAN, BRIDGET EVERETT, AND, OF COURSE, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.
ON MY WAY OUT, I SAW C.K. AS I WAS LEAVING. I GO, "TAKE CARE BUDDY."
AND HE GOES, "WE GOT YOU A A LITTLE PRESENT." I GO, "OH, THANKS.
AND HE GOT ME A BRASS SPITTOON >> Steve: AW [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SO I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THAT.
GUYS, STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE LISTENING TO SONGS ON MY "DO
NOT PLAY LIST. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: EVERY SINGLE MORNING YOU GUYS ARE TRENDING ON
TWITTER. LIKE, THE TOP FIVE - >> YEAH, IT'S NOT A GOOD THING
>> THAT'S NEVER A GOOD THING >> Jimmy: IT IS A GOOD THING >> WHEN I SEE THAT I GET VERY
NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: OH NO, IT'S POSITIVE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. I'M ABOUT TO PLAY YOU SOME REAL SONGS FROM REAL BANDS THAT I
THINK THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID. IT IS TIME FOR MY "DO NOT PLAY" LIST
HERE WE GO
* DO NOT PLAY
DO NOT PLA * DO NOT PLAY THESE SONGS THESE SONGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW, BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT
I'M ABOUT TO PLAY FOR YOU IS 100% REAL. THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND
ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON SPOTIFY OR AMAZON OR SEE IF
YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM THEY ARE REAL.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT US MAKING IT UP LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "DO NOT
PLAY" LIST, TONIGHT. LET'S START WITH THIS FIRST ALBUM HERE
HERE YOU GO, LOOK AT THIS. GREGORY GREEN. HE'S FROM --
APPARENTLY HE'S FROM PHILLY. >> Tariq: OH, WOW. THIS IS GREGORY --
GREGORY GREEN PLAYING THE FLUTE. THIS IS -- THE SONG'S CALLED
"LET'S GET IT POPPIN'. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
>> KNOCK KNOCK I HOPE SOMEBODY'S HOME *
* LET'S GET IT POPPIN' * * WE AIN'T GONNA STOP UNTIL I HEAR THE BOOTS
KNOCKIN' * * * LET'S GET IT POPPIN
WE AIN'T GONNA STO UNTIL I HEAR THE BOOTS * * KNOCKIN' *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD THAT'S GOOD, THANK YOU
HE DOESN'T WANT TO STOP UNTIL HE HEARS THE BOOTS KNOCKING, YEAH
WE HAVE A SONG NEXT FROM A A BAND -- OKAY, THIS IS A BAND CALLED F.U.S.B.I
>> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THE SONG'S CALLED "COME ON BACK.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I GUESS HE WANTS HER BACK
AND SO HE'S SPRAY PAINTING THIS -- TAGGING THIS ALL OVER THE STREETS WHEREVER HE'S FROM
>> Steve: F.U.S.B.I. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR?
F.U.S.B.I. >> Steve: "F-U, SBI. [ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE. >> Jimmy: NO, MAYBE HER NAME IS LIKE BILLY OR SOMETHING, AND
IT'S LIKE, "IF YOU SEE BILLY, INSTAGRAM ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, I BET SO THAT'S WHY HE'S SPRAY PAINTING IT ON THE WALL
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: HE'S TRYING TO GET
THE WORD OUT THERE THAT HE WANTS HER BACK >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. THIS IS "COME ON BACK. *
* COME ON BACK * JUST RUNNIN' AWAY * * COME ON BAC
NO ONE CAN THROW M AWAY * * COME ON BAC
PLEASE THROW ME AWAY * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. >> Steve: OUCH
>> Jimmy: ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE - >> Steve: HE'S IN PAIN >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT IN PAIN,
DUDE WELL, HE PROBABLY IS HE'S HEARTBROKEN
>> Steve: YEAH BUT, YOU REMEMBER WHEN RUDOLPH -- WHEN THEY PUT THE
RUBBER NOSE ON RUDOLPH >> Steve: "YEAH, HE SOUNDS LIKE THIS."
YEAH [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH COME ON BACK >> Jimmy: YEAH
ALL RIGHT. THIS NEXT ONE IS A BAND. >> Steve: SOUNDED LIKE
GREGORY GREEN WAS PLAYING IT TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A BAND CALLED ERROR-SMITH. >> Steve: WAIT, ERROR-SMITH?
>> Jimmy: ERROR-SMITH. >> Steve: ERROR-SMITH, NOT AEROSMITH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU THINK I SAID >> Steve: I THOUGHT YOU SAID
AEROSMITH. >> Jimmy: NO, I GOT TICKETS TO GO ERROR-SMITH
YOU WANNA COME >> Steve: YEAH, I'D LOVE TO. WHERE THEY PLAYING AT?
THE BAR? >> Jimmy: THE BAR DOWN THE STREET
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AT THE GAS STATION [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AT THE GAS STATION >> Steve: ERROR-SMITH. OKAY
>> Jimmy: ERROR. >> Steve: ERROR. >> Jimmy: E-R-R.
ERROR-SMITH. YEAH, HERE WE GO SO THIS IS -- THIS IS THEIR
ALBUM COVER AND THE SONG IS CALLED "MY PARTY." >> Steve: "MY PARTY.
>> Jimmy: "MY PARTY. * *
* PARTY MY PARTY * * PARTY MY PART PARTY MY PARTY
PARTY MY PARTY * * >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THAT SAYS, "PARTY MY PARTY. >> Steve: PARTY MY PARTY
>> Jimmy: PARTY MY PARTY [ MIMICKING SONG ] >> Steve: ERROR.
ERROR-SMITH. ERROR. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, SHOOT. >> Jimmy: ERROR. THIS ONE IS -- IT'S A LOVE SONG
FROM AN ARTIST CALLED DR. LOVE THE SONG IS CALLED "MR. SNUGGLES.
>> Steve: OH, NO >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO "MR. SNUGGLES."
* * WHEN I THINK ABOUT ROMANCE * * WHEN I'M JUST
DYING TO DANCE YOU'RE THE ONE I CALL * * TO WINE AND DIN
SNUGGLE CLOS WHISPER YOU'RE MINE * * YOU'RE MY MISTER SNUGGLES
BABY OH YOU FEEL SO GOOD TO ME * * YOU'RE MY
'CAUSE I NEED YO RIGHT BESIDE ME * >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S DR. LOVE,
"MR. SNUGGLES. >> Steve: DR. LOVE * YOU'RE MY
MISTER SNUGGLES * >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST SONG.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIG THIS ONE THIS IS FROM A DUTCH RAVE
ARTIST CALLED THE ROTTERDAM TERMINATION SOURCE >> Steve: OH
OH, RTS, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE SONG IS CALLED,
"POING!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, THAT'S A BOUNCING
BALL I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE
[ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT IT SAID, "DOING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH I KNOW WHERE THE TERMINATION
SOURCE IS NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] ROTTER-DAM
>> Jimmy: "POING!" LIKE IT BOUNCES. >> Steve: YEAH, IT BOUNCES
YEAH, SURE SURE YEAH
>> Jimmy: LIKE A BOUNCING. >> Steve: THE BALLS AREN'T BOUNCING, BUT IT'S A BOUNCING
BALL >> Jimmy: SURE, YEAH THEY ARE
THE BALLS ARE BOUNCING >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT -- I SEE IT NOW
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY. >> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE BOUNCING UP. AND THERE YOU GO >> Steve: THAT'S ON ME
>> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO "POING! >> Steve: I FEEL LIKE A DICK
I'M BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY.
* * *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE. IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR A SONG
YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT "DO NOT PLAY" LIST, SEND IT TO US AT
DONOTPLAY@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
* UH, PUSH IT PUSH IT CLICK, CLICK * * YEAH, POP UP ON THE OPP
AND WATCH IT BLICK, BLIC * YEAH, UH, PUSH IT * AND WATCH IT BLICK, BLICK
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE THE HOSTS, ALONGSIDE WILLIE GEIST, OF THE VERY
POPULAR NEWS SHOW, "MORNING JOE," WHICH EARLIER TODAY LAUNCHED IT'S FOURTH HOUR ON
MSNBC. PLEASE WELCOME JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI.
* >> Jimmy: HI
>> WHAT'S GOING ON >> Jimmy: HI, MIKA HI, JOE.
>> HEY >> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME BACK
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN-STUDIO IN A WHILE. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
>> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING. EARLIER TODAY YOU LAUNCHED A
A FOURTH -- THE FOURTH HOUR OF "MORNING JOE." >> LOOK WHAT SHE BROUGHT OUT
>> JUST IN CASE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU BRING YOUR PHONE?
>> YEAH, I DID >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE -
>> DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY >> Jimmy: NO, I WANT YOU TO GET A BUZZ FIRST -
>> THROW IT AWAY >> Jimmy: -- BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WATCH EVERY -- I WATCH
YOU EVERY MORNING. AND EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU GET LIKE A BUZZ ON YOUR PHONE AND I
CAN SEE THAT IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY. AND YOU'RE LIKE --
>> HE GETS SO MAD. >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "MIKA, CAN YOU JUST PUT YOUR PHONE
SOMEWHERE? AND YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, BUT I'M GETTING A LINK AND I'M GIVING
IT TO THE PRODUCER." >> EXACTLY MY BROTHERS, WHOEVER
>> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY PEOPLE ARE JUST TEXTING YOU -- >> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: -- LINKS TO IMPORTANT THINGS - >> CONTACTS.
>> Jimmy: AND JOE IS STOPPING YOU FROM DELIVERING THE NEWS >> EXACTLY
>> HE'S GETTING IN THE WAY >> Jimmy: SO I'M GETTING YOUR
BACK >> IMPORTANT THINGS. IMPORTANT THINGS
>> Jimmy: IMPORTANT THINGS >> NOT EVEN CLOSE. >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY.
WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO ADD A FOURTH HOUR TO "MORNING JOE. >> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, THREE
HOURS, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY FOR HIM AND TALKING >> YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SO, WHY NOT FOUR? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WHY NOT FIVE? >> Jimmy: WHY NOT FIVE YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT IT
THOUGH >> WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY
>> HE'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BOTH GREAT. >> SPEAKING OF GOOD AT
SOMETHING, QUESTLOVE'S NOT HERE >> OH, MY GOD.
>> MAN >> Jimmy: NO, BUT QUESTLOVE, YEAH
WE TOLD HIM TO STAY IN L.A. -- >> "SUMMER OF SOUL" IS MIND BLOWING.
>> Jimmy: -- 'CAUSE HE JUST WON A GRAMMY >> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
>> Jimmy: HE WON AN OSCAR LAST WEEK, AND HE WON A GRAMMY LAST NIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M LIKE, "TAKE THE WEEK, BUDDY.
>> AMAZING >> Jimmy: AMAZING. >> IS THAT NOT ONE OF THE MOST
MIND BLOWING -- IT'S NOT EVEN A MUSIC DOCUMENTARY. IT'S MUSIC
IT'S POP CULTURE IT'S RACE. IT'S EVERYTHING.
POLITICS >> Jimmy: HE DID SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB.
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE SHOW WOULD BE SUCH A HIT? IT'S 15 YEARS NOW.
>> I DID >> I DIDN'T. BUT SHE DID.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO, LIKE, HOLD THE JOB DOWN. >> TEN SECONDS IN.
TEN SECONDS IN, I LOOKED AT HIM, AND I SAID, "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU IN THE BREAK."
AND I BROUGHT THEM BOTH -- JOE AND WILLIE, TO ME AND I SAID, "THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BUZZIEST POLITICAL TALK SHOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE
>> YOU BELIEVE THAT? >> YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE VOICE OF POLITICS ON THE LANDSCAPE
AND WILLIE, YOU'RE SUCH A STAR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR OWN NETWORK SHOW."
>> Jimmy: NO WAY >> SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. AND I SWEAR TO GOD, I WAS ON A
A WEEK TO WEEK CONTRACT. THEY KEPT TRYING TO FIRE ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEY'D LIKE -- THEY'D GET THE BAG OVER MY HEAD AND START ESCORTING ME OUT THE FRONT
DOOR >> Jimmy: I MEAN, DID THEY REALLY
>> YES >> NO, I SWEAR TO GOD. THEY WANTED TO FIRE ME SO
BADLY. >> HATED HIM HATED HIM.
>> HATED MY GUTS AND MIKA - >> SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> NO PASSPORT REQUIRED, ONLY COMMON SENSE ALLOWED, BABY
BUT ANYWAY SO, THE SHOW STARTS AND FIVE MINUTES IN, SHE SAID, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS GOING TO WORK. WHICH -- >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT YOU?
DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO BE A HIT >> NO.
I AM, LIKE, A MONTH AWAY FROM TURNING 55 I HAD NO IDEA.
I REALLY THOUGHT MY DAYS WERE NUMBERED >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES >> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING
EVERY SINGLE MORNING YOU GUYS ARE TRENDING ON TWITTER. LIKE THE TOP FIVE TRENDING
TWEETS >> YEAH, IT'S NOT A GOOD THING >> THAT'S NEVER A GOOD THING,
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: OH, IT IS A GOOD
THING. >> IS THAT A GOOD THING? >> WHEN I SEE THAT, I GET VERY
NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: OH NO, IT'S POSITIVE AS FAR AS TWITTER GOES
>> SOMETIMES SOME TWEETS CAN BE A LITTLE NASTY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE IT'S NOT
I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW THAT IT IS, ACCORDING TO THE ONES I SEE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE -- THEY LOOK TO YOU
THEY WANT TO HAVE THE CONVERSATION WE NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AT TO
TELL US THE NEWS AND TO TALK ABOUT IT, AND YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT
AND YOU'RE TAKING IT TO ANOTHER THING. YOU'RE DOING -- WHAT IS
"50 OVER 50" >> OH! THAT'S MY PARTNERSHIP WITH
"FORBES" AND MY PLATFORM, "KNOW YOUR VALUE." AND IT ACTUALLY CELEBRATES
WOMEN OVER 50 WHO ARE ACHIEVING GREAT IMPACT IN THEIR CAREERS. WE HAD OUR FIRST LIST LAST YEAR
AND 10,000 SUBMISSIONS CAME IN WE WENT GLOBAL >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU
>> WE HAD AN EVENT IN ABU DHABI, AND NOW SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE NEXT
U.S. "50 OVER 50" LIST SO, WOMEN CAN NOMINATE THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW AT
FORBES.COM >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK IT'S AWESOME THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO
SHORTAGE OF NEWS FOR YOU GUYS TO COVER ON "MORNING JOE." I THINK RIGHT NOW UKRAINE, I
GUESS, IS THE STORY ON EVERYONE'S MIND. HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THAT,
AND HOW DO YOU STAY OPTIMISTIC, I GUESS? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THE NEWS CAN
BE VERY GRIM THERE ARE POSITIVE THINGS TO LOOK AT THOUGH
YOU LOOK AT WHAT THE UKRAINIANS HAVE DONE. IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF
EXTRAORDINARY. I CAN'T THINK -- YOU KNOW, WE GREW UP -- YOU KNOW, I GREW UP
READING HISTORY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GREW UP, YOU KNOW, READING
ABOUT WINSTON CHURCHILL, ABOUT BRITAIN, LIKE, STANDING ALONE AGAINST NAZIISM.
AND YOU SIT THERE AND YOU SEE THIS GUY -- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY OF HIM ON
NETFLIX, BUT THIS GUY WHO WAS AN ACTOR ON A UKRAINIAN SHOW >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE PLAYED A PRESIDENT.
>> PLAYED A PRESIDENT. >> IT'S AMAZING. >> AND NOBODY WOULD HAVE EVER
EXPECTED THAT THIS GUY WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE DEFENDER OF DEMOCRACY IN EUROPE.
WE'VE NOT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS AND THE -- YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS
SEE -- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY BOYS AND I WILL, YOU KNOW -- WE LOVE "STAR WARS" AND
WE LOVE "LORD OF THE --" AND WE WATCH ALL OF THESE THINGS. AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE GOING,
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT NEVER REALLY WORKS THAT WAY IN REAL LIFE WHERE THE UNDERDOG CAN -
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A MOVIE. >> THERE'S NO -- YOU LOOK AT THIS AND YOU'RE LIKE, THEY'RE
THE RESISTANCE OF COURSE IT'S REAL LIFE AND REAL HORRORS, BUT THE FACT THAT
THE UKRAINIANS, WHO PUTIN DOESN'T EVEN SEE AS A COUNTRY OR A PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: A BLIP ON THE RADAR. >> THEY HAVE JUST DECIMATED OUTSIDE OF KYIV, DECIMATED,
LIKE, ONE OF THE MOST FEARED ARMIES ON THE PLANET WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED, SIX
MONTHS AGO, THAT WE WOULD LOOK TO UKRAINE AND GO, "MY GOD, THESE PEOPLE HAVE REMINDED US
WHAT FREEDOM'S ABOUT." IT'S NOT ALL THE STUPID THINGS THAT WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING ABOUT
IN AMERICA YOU KNOW, "I DIDN'T GET A PICKLE ON MY HAMBURGER
YOU'RE INFRINGING ON MY FREEDOMS." "I HAVE TO WEAR A MASK."
LIKE, WHATEVER NO WE SEE IT DAY IN AND DAY OUT
THE UKRAINIANS ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM. THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR THEIR
LIVES. >> Jimmy: IN A DIVIDED COUNTRY, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE UNITING
OVER, WHICH I THINK IS KIND OF BEAUTIFUL TO SEE WELL, YOU'RE SEEING REPUBLICANS
AND DEM -- I TALKED TO SOMEBODY REALLY HIGH UP AT THE WHITE HOUSE LAST
WEEK THEY SAID "REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS CAME TOGETHER.
WE SAT, WE HAD A CONVERSATION FOR 30 MINUTES, AND IT WAS LIKE HUMANS TALKING TO EACH OTHER
IT WAS AMAZING." >> Jimmy: IT WAS -- IS THAT POSSIBLE, YEAH
WE CAN DO IT, GUYS WE CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER. IT'S VERY POSSIBLE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU TO YOU GUYS. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO, EVERY SINGLE MORNING JOE SCARBOROUGH.
MIKA BRZEZINSKI. WATCH "MORNING JOE" WEEKDAYS ON MSNBC, FOURTH HOUR
>> FOUR HOURS! >> Jimmy: ALISON BRIE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW ANTHOLOGY SERIES
"ROAR," WHICH IS AVAILABLE APRIL 15th ON APPLE TV PLUS. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
ALISON BRIE!
>> Jimmy: YES, FOREVER YOU HAVE TO DANCE WHEN YOU COME OUT.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN PERSON >> ME TOO.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> AND ALL THESE BEAUTIES. >> Jimmy: AND ALL THESE HUMANS
ISN'T THAT GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD YOU'RE BACK.
YOU'RE BACK IN NEW YORK. YOU'RE BACK IN THE U.S >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE JUST IN COLOMBIA >> YEAH.
FOREVER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> REAL TIME, THREE MONTHS
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH. WE SHOT THE FIRST HALF OF THE
MOVIE IN BOGOTA, WHICH IS A BIG CITY REALLY FUN
GREAT RESTAURANTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE MOVED TO THE
JUNGLE FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE SHOOT. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I LIVED IN A HOUSE WITH TWO BIRDS. >> Jimmy: YOU LIVED WITH THEM?
>> I LIVED IN THE BIRDS' HOUSE IS ANOTHER WAY TO PUT IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO THE BIRDS ACTUALLY -- YOU MET A BIRD THAT HAD A HOUSE?
>> "COULD I STAY HERE? >> Jimmy: AIR BIRD AND BIRD. >> OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOT BAD, HUH NOT GOOD, EITHER
AIRBNB >> YES >> Jimmy: I'LL WORK ON IT.
I'LL WORK ON IT. AND THE FIRST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT I'M THERE, I DROP MY
STUFF. I'M WORKING. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
I JUST HEARD A LOT OF LOUD SQUAWKING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I JUST SORT OF THOUGHT, "I'M IN THE JUNGLE NOW." >> Jimmy: YES.
>> LIKE, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: GET USED TO IT THIS IS WHAT IT IS -- THE
JUNGLE >> BUT BY THE THIRD DAY I WAS LIKE, "THIS SQUAWKING IS CRAZY
IT FEELS LIKE THEY'RE IN THE WALLS. AND SURE ENOUGH, I WALK -- I DO
SOME EXPLORING AROUND THE HOUSE, AND I WALK AROUND THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE AND BUILT
INTO THE HOUSE IS A BIRD CAGE WITH THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL MACAWS, LIKE THESE LARGE,
COLORFUL BIRD >> Jimmy: OOH. >> THESE BIRDS ARE IN A CAGE
BUILT INTO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. I'M LIKE, "WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> "WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FEEDING THE BIRDS?
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, IT WAS -- SO, I FIND THE WOMAN WHO WORKS AT THE HOUSE
COMES OVER AND SHE SAYS, "WELL YES, THE BIRDS LIVE HERE THIS IS THEIR HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW. >> AND I WAS, LIKE, "LET THEM
OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, I'M GOING TO BE
STAYING IN THE HOUSE FOR SIX WEEKS. >> Jimmy: I'M STAYING AT THEIR
HOUSE. >> YEAH, AND I'VE IMPRISONED THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO AS SHE'S OPENING THE CAGE TO LET THEM OUT, I'M LIKE,
"WELL WAIT, ARE THEY DANGEROUS AT ALL?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, DO THEY BITE
>> AND SHE'S LIKE, "THE BLUE ONE IS OLD HE HAS ONE EYE
AND HE'LL PROBABLY STAY AWAY FROM YOU BUT DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO THE
RED ONE OR IT'LL --" [ CLICKING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> AND SO NEXT THING I KNOW, THIS RED ONE, HE'S UP IN MY
BUSINESS THIS RED ONE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE HAVING BREAKFAST WITH THE RED ONE THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN WE GET A TIGHT SHOT THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT -
>> Jimmy: CAN WE ZOOM IN ON ALISON'S FACE THERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS MY FEELING. WHAT WAS AT FIRST REALLY FUN AND EXCITING
>> Jimmy: NOW HE'S YOUR BUDDY EVERYDAY AND WOULD JUST COME AND EAT BREAKFAST WITH YOU
>> HE WAS EATING FOOD OFF MY PLATE. WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY NO.
I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE, PLEASE. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET TOO CLOSE TO YOU."
"ANOTHER MUSHROOM, SIR?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
I KNOW YOU WERE IN COLOMBIA FILMING WITH OUR FRIEND JOHN CENA.
>> YES, I WAS. >> Jimmy: HOW WAS THAT HE'S JUST THE MOST FUN
>> HE'S GREAT. HE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU WORKED WITH
HIM BEFORE >> NO, I HAD NEVER WORKED WITH HIM BEFORE
>> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY >> BUT WE BONDED PRETTY QUICKLY OVER WRESTLING BECAUSE -
>> Jimmy: "GLOW. >> -- I USED WORKED ON A SHOW CALLED "GLOW."
>> Jimmy: HELLO. YEAH >> THAT WAS ABOUT WRESTLING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE USED TO WORK ON SOME WRESTLING SHOW -
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T THINK OF IT RIGHT NOW. >> I CAN'T -- YEAH
>> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SHOW THIS BECAUSE I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS AND YOU'RE GREAT
TO FOLLOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND YOU POSTED THIS
OF YOU JUST WORKING OUT AT THE GYM. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WATCH ALISON BRIE.
>> COME ON COME ON. >> AGAIN, GO
WORK WORK >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S WHY I
LOVE THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT IMPRESSIVE --
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPRESSIVE, BUT I ASKED ALISON, I GO, "OH, SO YOU DO A LOT OF THE STUNTS ON
YOUR -- IN THIS MOVIE? AND YOU GO, "I DON'T REALLY DO MANY STUNTS.
AND I GO, "WHAT IS THAT? 'CAUSE THAT'S INTENSE. >> I WAS JUST GEARING UP TO
MEET JOHN CENA >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T MESS AROUND
>> YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO LIKE -- YEAH, MOST OF THE MOVIE I'M JUST, LIKE, RUNNING NEAR
JOHN CENA AND I WANTED TO BE A A BADDY. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A BADDY.
YEAH, YOU'RE FANTASTIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I HAD TO GEAR UP.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S TALK ABOUT "ROAR." >> YES
>> Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS IT'S AN ANTHOLOGY SERIES ON
APPLE TV PLUS. CAN YOU SET UP WHAT'S HAPPENING IN "ROAR"?
>> YES, IT'S EIGHT EPISODES, EIGHT DIFFERENT STORIES AND THEY'RE ALL A LITTLE SURREAL,
A LITTLE DARKLY COMIC FEMINIST FABLES, IF YOU WILL. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> MY EPISODE IS CALLED "THE WOMAN WHO SOLVED HER OWN MURDER."
AND IT IS A FEMINIST TAKE ON THE CLASSIC MALE DETECTIVE GENRE AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES
OF THE WOMAN WHO WAS MURDERED. >> Jimmy: YEAH SO YOU'RE A GHOST IN -
>> I'M A GHOST >> Jimmy: SO I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S ALISON BRIE IN "ROAR. TAKE A LOOK A THIS
OFF. THEY'RE SITTING IN A CAR ABOUT HALF A MILE AWAY REGISTERED TO
A -- >> REBECCA MOSS. >> -- REBECCA MOSS
>> THAT'S ME >> WOW, THAT'S HER >> CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THE REAL TRAGEDY HERE I WAS CLEARLY IN MY PRIME.
>> YOU THINK ID'ING A DEAD GIRL IS FUNNY >> NO.
NO IT' JUST -- WHO GETS TO BLOWOUT AND CONTOURS THEIR FACE BEFORE
A TRIP TO THE DMV? >> WOW >> YOU LIVE WITH YOUR LICENSE
PHOTO A LONG TIME, CAROL >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY REALLY DO ALISON BRIE, EVERYBODY
ALL EPISODES OF "ROAR" ARE AVAILABLE APRIL 15th ON APPLE TV PLUS.
ALISON BRIE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN
AND DANIELLE JONAS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE THE AUTHORS OF A BRAND NEW
CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED, "THERE'S A ROCK CONCERT IN MY BEDROOM," WHICH IS AVAILABLE
RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN AND DANIELLE JONAS
* >> WOO
>> Jimmy: DANIELLE -- >> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: KEVIN, GOOD TO SEE
YOU AGAIN. DANIELLE, FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOUR -- YOUR DAUGHTERS REALLY MADE A
A CAMEO ON MY SHOW >> YES, THEY DID >> Jimmy: WHEN WE WERE
INTERVIEWING KEVIN DURING ZOOM, THEY BOTH JUST HOPPED ONTO THE CAMERA AS WE CAN SEE THEM UP
THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YEAH.
THERE THEY ARE >> Jimmy: SO NOW I HAVE THE WHOLE -- I'VE HAD -- I HAVE
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. >> THE WHOLE CREW HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW NOW
>> Jimmy: ON THE SHOW, YEAH. >> THEY WENT ON FIRST. >> YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WROTE THAT.
>> Jimmy: WAS IT FUN HAVING THEM AROUND FOR INTERVIEWS >> OH, YOU KNOW, THEY MADE IT
A GAME THEY WERE LIKE, "I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY INTERVIEW
IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT IT WAS FUN. IT WAS A WAY FOR US TO BOND AS
A FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH I HEARD THAT QUESTLOVE DEEJAYED
YOUR WEDDING IS THAT TRUE >> YES
>> HE DID. ACTUALLY, I JUST SAW HIM ON AT THE OSCARS
AND HE -- AND HE SAID -- >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GREAT, BY THE WAY, BUD
>> OH, THANK YOU I HAD SO MUCH FUN. IT WAS WEIRD TO BE ASKED TO
PLAY FOR REBA McENTIRE AND YOU'RE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT AN HONOR.
>> "OKAY, YES. YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH.
>> AND SO, I ACTUALLY CALLED HER. I'M LIKE, "SO THIS WEIRD THING
HAS HAPPENED." IT WAS WONDERFUL, BUT THEN I SAW QUESTLOVE AND HIS MOTHER,
WHICH WAS AWESOME. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, HIS MOM. >> SO NICE
AND SHE WAS -- HE TOLD HER THAT THIS WAS MY FIRST CELEBRITY WEDDING I DEEJAYED
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT RIGHT >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID OR DEEJAY GIG.
I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS, YOU KNOW, WEDDING OR DEEJAYING >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND HOW'D HE DO? >> HE DID GREAT. >> Jimmy: HE CRUSHED, RIGHT?
>> I MEAN, THERE WAS A LUGE IN FRONT OF HIM AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME
NO ONE ATE THE FOOD. >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. >> I BILLED IT BACK TO HIM [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, ANY UNEATEN FOOD -- YEAH, QUESTLOVE HAS TO PAY FOR IF THE DEEJAY IS TOO
GOOD >> TOO GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE BAD SO THEY CAN FINISH THE FOOD YEAH, EXACTLY.
DID HE TAKE ANY REQUESTS FROM YOU? >> NO REQUESTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO YEAH HE SEES ME COME UP TO THE THING
AND HE'S LIKE, "JUST GO AWAY JUST GO. >> "GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Jimmy: "HE'S LIKE -- PLEASE -- PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
YEAH >> BUT THEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE WAS NO REQUESTS NEEDED
HE WAS SO UNBELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A GREAT DEEJAY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. "THERE'S A ROCK CONCERT IN MY BEDROOM.
YOU GUYS WROTE THIS GREAT BOOK I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS AND I KNOW YOU DO AS WELL.
DO THEY -- DO THEY PERFORM IS THIS BASED ON REAL LIVES? DO THEY WANT TO SING
DO THEY LOVE -- DO THEY GET NERVOUS? >> I THINK -- WELL, ALENA HAD
THIS RECITAL AND SHE WAS PRACTICING, LIKE, IN THE FOYER FOR HOURS.
AND SHE WAS LIKE -- I SAW HER GETTING REALLY FRUSTRATED. >> YEAH.
>> SO WE WOULD TURN ON SOME MUSIC FOR HER AND WE'RE LIKE, "LET'S JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT."
LIKE, "YOU -- YOU KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST GETTING NERVOUS. AND SHE ENDED UP HAVING A LOT
OF FUN AND THEN WHEN SHE WENT ON STAGE, SHE REMEMBERED
EVERYTHING SO IT WAS -- IT WAS GOOD WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE BOOK IS
THAT YOU CAN -- I FEEL LIKE THE GIRLS ARE SO DIFFERENT THAT WHEN, LIKE, ONE COMES HOME, I
ASK HER, LIKE, "HOW'S SCHOOL?" SHE'S LIKE, "IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T LIKE SCHOOL. YEAH
>> "I -- I DON'T REALLY LIKE TALKING ABOUT THIS I JUST LIKE BOYS," YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT IT >> I'M DYING
>> SHE'S 5, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I -- I FEEL LIKE, THEN,
WHEN I READ A BOOK TO THEM AND THEN I'M ABLE TO ASK THEM QUESTIONS, THEY OPEN UP MORE
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW >> 5 AND 8 >> Jimmy: 5 AND 8.
YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- IT'S THE
GREATEST THAT'S -- MY GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT TOO
AND IT'S LIKE, THEY'RE READING AND IT'S LIKE -- TO READ A BOOK TO THEM -- THIS IS THE
PERFECT -- BECAUSE MY YOUNGEST ONE, SHE SINGS SONGS IN HER -- IN HER BEDROOM AND -- WITH HER
DOLLS AND STUFF. AND SHE'S -- THEN I GO LIKE, "OH, SING ME THAT SONG YOU WERE
JUST SINGING." SHE GOES, "I CAN'T I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?"
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "I MEAN, WHAT STAGE -- WHAT STAGE ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? I GO -- I'M NOT -- >> "AND IT'S JUST MY STAGE,
DAD. AND YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
SHE'S LIKE, AND I'M LIKE, I DON'T WANT PRESSURE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I --
BUT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID AND, YOU KNOW, PERFORMING AT MY PARENTS' PARTIES OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, IT'S LIKE, YOU GET NERVOUS. BUT THEN ONCE YOU GET THROUGH
IT -- I MEAN, I'M USED TO IT NOW. AND NOW -- LIKE, DO YOU GET
NERVOUS WHEN -- >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU NERVOUS NOW? >> THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME
TEQUILA BEFORE WE CAME OUT HERE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE, WHATEVER YEAH >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT NO, I MEAN -- BUT I MEAN -- TO
PUT YOU ON ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHY MY HUSBAND DOES THAT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "I DON'T PERFORM." >> NO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, BECAUSE MY WIFE IS LIKE, "PLEASE. I CAN'T EVEN BE IN FRONT OF THE
CAMERA AT ALL. >> SHE'S SO INCREDIBLE, AND DOING IT
LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S JUST LIKE -- IT MAKES
ME SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO DO STUFF WITH HER AND, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THESE OTHER TWO IDIOTS. >> BUT THAT'S WHY WE WORK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE -- HOW ARE YOUR BROTHERS? >> THEY'RE GOOD.
THEY'RE BOTH VERY BUSY AND JOE WAS JUST HERE. HE DID SO GOOD
WELL, ACTUALLY IT WAS AWESOME. >> Jimmy: HE CRUSHED IT, MAN HE'S SO FUN.
>> HE CAN SING HIS BUTT OFF. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GREAT
BUT I THINK THIS IS A -- IS A FUN BOOK, AND I THINK IT WILL BUILD CONFIDENCE IN ANY LITTLE
KID OUT THERE. "THERE IS A ROCK CONCERT IN MY BEDROOM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: YOU NAILED IT. NOW I HAD THE WHOLE FAMILY ON. COME BACK, OKAY?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: KEVIN AND DANIELLE JONAS
"THERE'S A ROCK CONCERT IN MY BEDROOM" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM COI LERAY STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING A FEW HITS OFF OF HER UPCOMING NEW ALBUM
"TRENDSETTER," GIVE IT UP FOR COI LERAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * YEAH THEY WANNA EAT OFF
MY PLATE THEY WANN EAT OFF ME WHEN I HA MY VISION YOU COULDN'T *
* SEE IT I'M OFF TO BETTE THINGS I'M ONLY DOIN THAT'S GONNA MAKE *
* ME ELEVATE ONLY WAN PEOPLE AROUND THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME BETTER MHM MHM *
* THEY ASK HOW I GET THAT O * GO BEST FRIEND *
* WE KILLIN 'EM NO NEW FRIENDS GET RID OF THEM *
* IT'S JUST ME AND MY TWINNEM *
* UH PUSH IT PUSH IT CLICK CLICK *
* YEAH POP UP ON THE OP AND WATCH IT BLICK BLICK * YEAH UH PUSH IT
PUSH IT CLICK CLIC YEAH POP UP ON THE OPP * * AND WATCH IT BLICK BLIC
YEAH WANT A BA BITCH LIKE ME * * KEEP ON WISHIN' BAB
KEEP ON WISHIN' BABY BUST IT OPEN FIRST YOU * * GOTTA KISS IT BAB
FIRST YOU GOTTA UH YEAH, WANT ANOTHER -- * * I GO FISHIN' BABY
I GO FISHIN' YEAH I NEVER LET THESE * * BROKE DUDES FIX ME BABY
NEVER LET 'EM FIX ME BAB YEAH I HOP ON TOP AND * * RIDE THAT --
HE ACTIN' LAZY GET THIS SOAKIN' WET * * IT'S DRIPPIN' LIKE A NAVY
I CALL HIM BIG DADDY HE CALL ME LIL' BABY * * THEY KNOW I'M THE
I NEED SOME TISSUE BAB AYY HOLD UP HOLD UP * * HOLD UP ALL THESE DIAMOND
DIFFERENT COLOR COLO COLOR YEAH I DONE RAN * * UP ALL THESE COMMAS COMMA
COMMAS EAT THE COOKI LIKE A NUTTER BUTTER * * BUTTER LICK THIS LIKE
JUST FA-LA-LA-LA YEA ISLAND TING SHE A * * BAHAMA MAMA-MAM
DO WHATEVER FOR A DOLLAR DOLLAR DOLLAR YEAH * * GUCCI SNAKE UP ON M
COLLAR COLLAR COLLAR YEAH NEVER GAVE THAT * * BOY MY NUMBER YEA
UH PUSH IT PUSH IT CLICK CLICK * * LET'S GET I
YEAH POP UP ON THE OPP AND WATCH IT BLICK * * BLICK THEN WATCH IT BLICK
YEAH UH PUSH IT PUSH I CLICK CLICK YEAH POP UP * * ON THE OPP AND WATCH IT
BLICK BLICK * * WATCH IT BLIC I SAID UH PUSH I
PUSH IT CLICK CLICK * * PUSH THAT, PUSH THA PUSH THA
YEAH, POP UP ON THE OPP * * WATCH IT BLICK, BLICK WATCH IT BLICK
YEAH, UH PUSH IT * * PUSH IT CLICK CLICK YEAH POP UP ON THE OPP
WATCH IT BLICK BLICK * * AYO THEY AIN' WITH BARBIE BR
TAE DID MY PINK * * BOB MARLEY BR HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD U
ALL THESE DIAMONDS * * DIFFERENT COLOR COLOR COLOR I'M THE LEADER
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW * * I CREATED THI TYLER TYLER TYLE
GRAB HIS MIC AND SING IT * * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA UH PUSH IT PUSH IT
CLICK CLICK YEAH * * POP UP ON THE OPP AND WATCH IT BLICK BLICK
THEN WATCH IT BLICK * * YEAH UH PUSH IT PUSH IT CLICK CLICK PUSH IT CLICK *
* YEAH POP UP ON THE OP AND WATCH IT BLICK BLICK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH COME ON! COI LERAY!
"TRENDSETTER" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY MY THANKS TO JOE SCARBOROUGH,
MIKA BRZEZINSKI, ALISON BRIE, KEVIN AND DANIELLE JONAS, COI LERAY, ONCE AGAIN.
WATCH IT WATCH IT THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.