1 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:13,446 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:21,421 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:24,257 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MARLON WAYANS, 4 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:28,128 NATASHA LYONNE MUSICAL GUEST DOVE CAMERON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:36,336 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 420. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:41,841 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:51,918 * 8 00:00:51,918 --> 00:01:02,429 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:06,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU! WELCOME! 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:11,504 THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:17,510 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,813 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS NETFLIX JUST ANNOUNCED THAT FOR 13 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,515 THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A A DECADE, THEY LOST SUBSCRIBERS, AND NOW THEIR 14 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:28,321 STOCK IS CRASHING. YEAH NOT ONLY DID THEIR STOCK 15 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:32,258 PLUMMET, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT ALL THE CASH THEY HAD IN THE BANK WAS JUST CAKE 16 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:39,165 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, APPARENTLY RAISING THEIR SUBSCRIPTION FEE EVERY EIGHT 17 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,335 SECONDS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,505 RIGHT NOW NETFLIX IS SO DESPERATE FOR MONEY, THEY'RE NOW GOOGLING "IS THERE A REAL 19 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,441 LIFE 'SQUID GAME'? IT'S SAD [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:53,346 NETFLIX IS BLAMING THEIR LOSSES ON FIERCE COMPETITION, INFLATION, AND RUSSIA. 21 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,782 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE HEARD THAT, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "HEY, GET YOUR 22 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,719 OWN EXCUSES. THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:05,291 BUT NOW NETFLIX SAYS THEY'RE OPEN TO LAUNCHING LOWER PRICED STREAMING PLANS WITH ADS 24 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:10,630 [ AUDIENCE GROANS THAT'S RIGHT ENTERTAINMENT WITH COMMERCIALS 25 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,800 IT'S AN INNOVATIVE NEW CONCEPT CALLED "TELEVISION." [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,336 VERY INTERESTING YEP, NETFLIX IS LOSING MONEY YOU CAN TELL IT'S HAVING AN 27 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:22,976 EFFECT ON ALL OF THEIR SHOWS FOR INSTANCE, "EMILY IN PARIS" IS NOW "EMILY IN PITTSBURGH. 28 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:28,114 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL GOOD. >> Steve: WOW. 29 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:30,850 >> Jimmy: ALSO, "THE CROWN" IS NOW "THE HAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,652 AND FINALLY, "BRIDGERTON" IS NOW "AMERICAN GIRL DOLLS BEING RUBBED AGAINST EACH OTHER" WITH 31 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:42,662 HUMAN HANDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'LL STILL WATCH IT, BUT - 32 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,298 WELL, THIS IS NICE I READ THAT NEXT MONTH PRESIDENT BIDEN IS RETURNING TO 33 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:50,003 HIS ALMA MATER, THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, TO DELIVER THE COMMENCEMENT SPEECH. 34 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,638 YEP, FRESHMEN ARE ACTUALLY INVITED TO THIS GRADUATION BECAUSE WHEN BIDEN'S DONE 35 00:02:51,638 --> 00:03:04,517 SPEAKING THEY'LL BE SENIORS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:09,122 BUT I'M SURE BIDEN'S ADDRESS WILL INSPIRE KIDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAYS, "I'M LIVING PROOF 37 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,524 THAT IF YOU FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS YOU CAN ACHIEVE THEM, IN 60 YEARS." 38 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,794 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL I SAW THAT THE CDC HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED A NEW 39 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:20,500 CENTER THAT WILL FORECAST OUTBREAKS OF INFECTIOUS DISEASES 40 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:24,104 IT RAISES A LOT OF QUESTIONS LIKE, "ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY DID? 41 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:30,543 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT CDC DOES, RIGHT? IT FEELS SORT OF LIKE CNN 42 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:35,348 LAUNCHING CNN PLUS IT'S LIKE, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE -- WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE 43 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,418 LISTEN TO THIS TODAY VIN DIESEL ANNOUNCED THAT THE TITLE OF THE NEXT "FAST AND 44 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:43,890 FURIOUS" MOVIE IS "FAST X. [ AUDIENCE OOHS IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN 45 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:51,097 OVER-THE-COUNTER LAXATIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ZOINK. 46 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,866 >> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A FEDEX KNOCKOFF WHERE A GUY NAMED DENNIS SHOWS UP 47 00:03:52,866 --> 00:04:05,211 WITH YOUR PACKAGE. "HEY, YOU ORDERED FAST X?" [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,047 HEY, GET THIS, EVERYONE, NASA JUST RELEASED A NEW REPORT WHERE THEY SAY THEIR BIGGEST 49 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:15,255 PRIORITY IS PROBING URANUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON. 50 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,323 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT URANUS? >> Steve: WELL, I KNOW IT'S THE 51 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:20,160 7th PLANET FROM THE SUN. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. >> Steve: IT'S ALSO THE THIRD 52 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,795 LARGEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM IT'S ALMOST FOUR TIMES LARGER 53 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:25,965 THAN EARTH >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,601 >> Steve: IT ALSO REMINDS ME OF, YOU KNOW, YOUR ANUS, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WORDD 55 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,071 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> Steve: IS IT THE RED PLANET 56 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,940 NO, IT'S A BROWN PLANET, RIGHT URANUS [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,142 >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T KNOW. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT URANUS AS A WHOLE? 58 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,078 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOT A BLACK HOLE, 59 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,146 THOUGH THAT'S A DIFFERENT - >> Jimmy: YEAH, DIFFERENT 60 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:43,883 THING. >> Steve: CELESTIAL BODY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 61 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,187 WELL, GUYS TODAY IS 4/20 AND ODDLY ENOUGH, TOMORROW - [ CHEERS ] 62 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:55,362 YEAH, HAPPY 4/20, EVERYONE TOMORROW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:59,399 ODDLY ENOUGH, TOMORROW, THE SALE OF RECREATIONAL WEED WILL BEGIN IN NEW JERSEY. 64 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:07,507 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE DAY AFTER 4/20 I MEAN, REALLY 65 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:12,212 THAT'S LIKE CHIPOTLE OFFERING FREE GUAC ON SEIS DE MAYO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 66 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:18,451 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, POLICE SAY THAT A A MAN IN WEST VIRGINIA WAS 67 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,353 ARRESTED AFTER HE WAS PULLED OVER, AND INSTEAD OF HANDING OFFICERS HIS REGISTRATION, HE 68 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:30,230 GAVE THEM HIS METH [ LAUGHTER ] HIS LAWYER WAS LIKE, "YOUR 69 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:35,702 HONOR -- I GOT NOTHING." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE 70 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:39,105 THE PICTURE OF FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON THAT WAS GOING AROUND YESTERDAY 71 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:42,475 IT WENT VIRAL BECAUSE HIS SHIRT IS UNBUTTONED AND HE'S SHOWING A LOT OF CHEST HAIR. 72 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:47,180 HERE IT IS HERE IT IS RIGHT -- YEAH [ AUDIENCE OOHS 73 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:52,152 WELL, MACRON IS RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION RIGHT NOW AND HE ACTUALLY ASKED US IF HE COULD 74 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,721 PREMIERE A NEW CAMPAIGN SONG ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 75 00:05:54,721 --> 00:06:00,193 WELCOME FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:14,307 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 77 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:20,313 * BONJOUR IT IS M WITH MY CHEST HAIR YOU SEE DO YOU THINK I'M SEX 78 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:29,055 I SURE HOPE YOU SAY OUI * * I HAVE GOOD POLICIE FOR ZE ECONOMY 79 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:35,295 I SHALL MAKE MY VP EMILY IN PARIS * [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:42,068 * I'M AS FRENCH AS CAN BE I CAN GET YOU IN FRE TO ZE PATISSERIE 81 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:52,779 THE CHEF IS RATATOUILLE * [ LAUGHTER ] * WE CAN NIBBLE ZE BRIE 82 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:57,484 SMOKE A CIG BY THE SEA * * GIVE MY CHEST HAIR A SQUEEZE 83 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:10,597 AS IT BLOWS IN ZE BREEZE * [ LAUGHTER ] * NOW I MUST SAY ADIE 84 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:19,539 BUT IN TWENTY TWENTY-DEU IF YOU ALL VOTE FOR ME I WILL WHISPER MERCI * 85 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:31,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BUT FOR NOW I BID YOU ADIEU ADIEU ADIEU * 86 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,887 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 87 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:39,893 TONIGHT! MARLON WAYANS IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,596 NATASHA LYONNE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 89 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,433 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM DOVE CAMERON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 90 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,603 WE ARE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYONE 91 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:59,079 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE AT -- SO 92 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,848 IT'S LIKE A CLUB, AND YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO TUPAC. >> YEAH, IT WAS ME, HIM, AND 93 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:18,331 BIGGIE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 94 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,734 TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE 95 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,636 DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 96 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:29,676 * 97 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:35,048 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT TONIGHT IS A MULTITALENTED 98 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,716 ACTOR, WRITER, AND COMEDIAN WHOSE NEW HBO MAX SPECIAL "MARLON WAYANS PRESENTS: THE 99 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:46,426 HEADLINERS" PREMIERES TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME MARLON WAYANS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:51,664 * >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW. 101 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,934 >> I'M GOING TO WIN THIS ONE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: LIKE A MAGNET BROUGHT 102 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,771 YOU IN >> THAT'S RIGHT. I'M HERE FOR BUSINESS. 103 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,740 I'M WINNING THIS ONE I'VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW 17 TIMES 104 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:04,577 I HAVEN'T WON NOTHING. THIS IS RIGGED [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,279 >> Jimmy: MARLON AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST AN AMAZING ACTRESS WHO'S CURRENTLY 106 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:12,218 STARRING IN SEASON TWO OF "RUSSIAN DOLL" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 107 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:21,394 PLEASE WELCOME NATASHA LYONNE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 108 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,098 NATASHA LYONNE [ CHEERS ] GOOD TO SEE YOU. 109 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,033 >> YOU TOO >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 110 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,369 IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING CONFESSIONS. 111 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,539 ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS A LIE ONCE YOU READ A CONFESSION, THE 112 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,775 OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU. THEN WE HAVE TO COME TO 113 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:40,213 A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUE OR IS IT A LIE? MARLON, YOU'LL GO FIRST. 114 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:43,683 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD MARLON OPEN ONE OR TWO 115 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,853 >> SIR >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DO YOU -- >> I GET TO CHOOSE 116 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,621 >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK WE'LL CHOOSE RIGHT? 117 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,124 >> SEE, IT'S ALREADY RIGGED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE 118 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,627 AUDIENCE THINK ONE. TWO. 119 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,063 EVERYONE IS SAYING TWO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 120 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,532 >> IT'S SO CRAZY YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 121 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:06,639 >> I AM GOING TO WIN I ONCE TOLD TUPAC THAT HE HAD EYES LIKE SNUFFLEUPAGUS. 122 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:11,578 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S NO WAY, MAN THERE IS NO WAY. 123 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:17,484 >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO WAY THAT HE COULD -- WHAT YEAR WAS THIS >> OH, THIS IS IN THE '90s 124 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:24,457 I REMEMBER WE HAD BAGGY PANTS ON AND HE WAS STILL RHYMING LIKE HEY, B, SEE ME. 125 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,962 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? >> WHERE WERE WE 126 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:34,968 >> Jimmy: YEAH -- WITH TUPAC >> -- IN LOS ANGELES THAT WAS -- OLD CLUB 127 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,571 >> I DON'T KNOW MAN. >> Jimmy: GLAM SALAM >> THIS WAS IN GLAM SLAM 128 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,207 >> Jimmy: OH GLAM SLAM >> YEAH. >> WAS IT LIKE A TENNIS THING? 129 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,477 LIKE A -- ALSO GLAMOR? GLAM SLAM? >> YOU KNOW, GLAM SLAM 130 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,980 PRINCE HE LIKE - >> Jimmy: GLAM >> GLAM AND HE LIKE SLAM 131 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,583 >> NOW I UNDERSTAND. >> Jimmy: -- LIKE A CLUB AND YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO TUPAC 132 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:58,024 >> YEAH, IT WAS ME, HIM, AND BIGGIE [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:01,061 I'VE GOT TO PUT MY GLASSES ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, PUT YOUR GLASSES ON THIS WAY. 134 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,962 WAIT, SO YOU, TUPAC, AND BIGGIE WERE SITTING TOGETHER, AND YOU LEAN OVER TO TUPAC AND YOU GO, 135 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,330 YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE SNUFFLEUPAGUS. >> HOW LONG Y'ALL GONE ANSWER 136 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:13,239 ME QUESTIONS [ LAUGHTER ] I TOLD HIM - 137 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,308 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HIS REACTION >> I'M SO SORRY. 138 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,977 I HAVE A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHEN SOMEONE'S EYES LOOK LIKE 139 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:24,718 SNUFFLEUPAGUS. >> THIS IS WHAT THE CARD SAYS. [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:28,188 SO, I THINK BECAUSE HE HAS VERY LONG EYELASHES >> OH, I SEE 141 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,092 >> LIKE MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS AND HE ALSO HAS REALLY SOFT HANDS. AND I CALLED HIM THE PALMOLIVE 142 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:36,730 THUG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID HE GO CRAZY? 143 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,099 DID HE FREAK OUT OR DID HE LAUGH? >> AND WHAT WAS BIGGIE DOING 144 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:45,372 THIS WHOLE TIME? >> BIGGIE WAS JUST -- IT WAS ALL -- HE WAS JUST BREATHING 145 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,207 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WAS JUST BREATHING. 146 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,509 OKAY >> OH, OH, OH, OH. [ LAUGHTER ] 147 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,277 >> Jimmy: HE WAS JUST BREATHING. OKAY 148 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,214 I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE MARLON -- I'VE SEEN HIM IN ACTION. HE'S VERY POPULAR GUY, VERY 149 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,749 CHARMING >> OH, HE IS HE'S A WONDER. 150 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,717 >> Jimmy: I COULD SEE HIM GO TO PARTIES AND I COULD SEE HIM ACTUALLY SAYING TO TUPAC THAT 151 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,352 AND -- >> AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND GETTING 152 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,289 A LAUGH. SNUFFALUFFAGUS LIKE EYE LASHES BUT -- 153 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,692 >> AND YET I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY THE TRUTH NO, I'M JUST KIDDING 154 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,328 IT'S A LIE IT'S A LIE >> Jimmy: WE THINK IT'S A LIE. 155 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,264 >> I GOT YOU, JIMMY! IT'S THE TRUTH >> Jimmy: WHAT?! 156 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:18,805 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> NO WAY. 157 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,308 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: NO WAY 158 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:26,312 >> I DID -- TUPAC AND I DID "ABOVE THE RIM" TOGETHER I WENT TO SEE TUPAC AND BIGGIE 159 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:31,618 PERFORM AT GLAM SLAM WE WAS ALL SITTING AROUND CRACKING JOKES, AND I TOLD HIM 160 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:36,856 HE HAD EYES LIKE MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS, EYELASHES WERE SO LONG 161 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:40,226 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A GREAT STORY. YOU GOT US 162 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,862 MARLON WAYANS, CONGRATULATIONS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I WON 163 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,799 I WON! >> Jimmy: FIRST TIME YOU EVER WON. 164 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:50,303 NO ONE EVER WINS >> DO I GET A PRIZE? [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 165 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,272 >> YOU GET A WHOLE ASHTRAY >> Jimmy: YOU GET THE WHOLE ASHTRAY OF FAKE CIGARETTES 166 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,442 BURNING. ALL RIGHT. IT IS MY TURN. 167 00:12:55,442 --> 00:13:00,914 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN >> ONE, BABY, ONE, BABY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ONE. 168 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:09,422 ON MONDAY, I WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND I HELPED THE PRESIDENT TIE HIS TIE. 169 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,957 >> BIDEN OLD HE NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THOSE TIES 170 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:15,428 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> MY FIRST QUESTION IS WHEN WAS MONDAY 171 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,631 THAT'S WHAT'S TRIPPING ME UP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR FIRST 172 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,568 QUESTION MONDAY WAS THIS WEEK >> TODAY IS WEDNESDAY. 173 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,636 >> Jimmy: TODAY IS WEDNESDAY >> SO LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING. 174 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,573 >> WHAT TIME ON MONDAY WAS THIS >> Jimmy: I WAS THERE FOR THE 175 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,441 EASTER EGG ROLL. I WENT WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS, WE WENT AND I READ A BOOK. 176 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:32,178 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO MEET THE PRESIDENT. THEN, I MET HIM AND THEN I TIED 177 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:37,083 HIS TIE. >> WAS HE NOT WEARING A TIE? WHY WERE IN HIS DRESSING 178 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,819 QUARTERS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WASN'T IN HIS 179 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,989 DRESSING QUARTERS. I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE BLUE ROOM 180 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,259 YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE GREEN ROOM TO GET TO THE BLUE ROOM TO GET A PHOTO WITH THE 181 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,128 PRESIDENT -- >> WHAT HAPPENS, THAT'S WHY THE -- 182 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,730 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> WHAT'D HE SMELL LIKE? WHAT HE SMELL LIKE 183 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,900 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WAS IT COLOGNE - >> Jimmy: OLD SPICE. 184 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,336 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DENTURES? OLD SPICE. 185 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,104 OKAY >> Jimmy: NO, NO HE SMELLED GREAT 186 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,140 >> COFFEE BREATH >> Jimmy: HE WAS THERE -- NO COFFEE BREATH. 187 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,676 HE WAS THERE WITH THE FIRST LADY AND I WALKED OUT, I WAS KIND OF 188 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,844 NERVOUS. I BROUGHT -- I WAS THERE WITH MY KIDS. 189 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,248 HE MADE A JOKE TO MY KIDS. HE SAID, I KNOW WHO YOUR DAD IS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 190 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,718 IT WAS FUNNY AND THEN HE STOOD UP AND THE FIRST LADY SAID, JIMMY'S TIE 191 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:16,756 LOOKS GREAT. HE ALWAYS HAS NICE TIES ON HIS SHOW 192 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,059 I GO, THAT'S CAUSE I -- I GO THANK YOU. IT'S 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO TIE 193 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:23,096 A KNOT I KNOW HOW TO TIE A GOOD KNOT. AND HE GOES, "WHAT'S THE 194 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,932 SECRET?" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I GO, I CAN TIE YOURS. 195 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,536 >> WHAT KIND OF TIE WAS -- DID YOU DO DOUBLE KNOT DOUBLE WINDSOR 196 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,839 WHAT KIND OF TIE - >> Jimmy: IT'S A FLIPOVER. I DON'T KNOW - 197 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:37,844 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER IT'S A TWO FLIP AND THEN A PUSH THROUGH AND THEN A YANK. 198 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,914 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO I GAVE A NICE TIE AND IT WORKED 199 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:44,751 I COULDN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WAS STOPPING ME. YOU DON'T REAL HE SEE SECRET 200 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:49,789 SERVICE BECAUSE THEY'RE HIDING BUT NO ONE STOPPED ME. NO ONE EVEN SAID DON'T DO THAT 201 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,125 HE'S THE ONE THAT LOOSENED IT AND TOOK IT ALL DOWN AND I'M LIKE 'M GONNA DO THIS 202 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,362 AND I DID IT I TIED THE PRESIDENT'S TIE AND HE WENT AND SPOKE TO 203 00:14:55,362 --> 00:15:00,600 AMERICA. >> I MEAN I DON'T NOT BELIEVE IT IS THE TROUBLE HERE 204 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,871 >> HE'S JIMMY, HE'S GOING TO -- I WOULD LET HIM IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT. 205 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,707 >> AND IF I WASN'T THE PRESIDENT. >> NOW, IF I WAS OBAMA TIE - 206 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,443 NA, GET UP ON ME WE GOOD, WE GOOD BRO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 207 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,846 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> WITH BIDEN HE MAY TAKE THE -- I'M GONNA SAY IT'S REAL 208 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:18,518 >> I THINK IT'S TRUE AH, YOU'RE LYING >> Jimmy: I GOT YOU. 209 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:26,393 IT'S A LIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 210 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,662 COME ON NOW. I JUST MADE IT UP. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT STORY TO 211 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,966 TELL THEY WOULDN'T LET ME TOUCH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 212 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,436 >> WOW WERE YOU EVEN THERE AT ALL >> Jimmy: NO, I WASN'T -- NO 213 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,072 I WAS THERE. I WAS THERE. I WAS THERE. 214 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,574 I WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE ON MONDAY I JUST FIGURED THAT WOULD BE 215 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,444 SOME TYPE OF STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME >> YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR. 216 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,180 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NATASHA, IT IS NOW YOUR TURN. GO FOR IT. 217 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:51,084 >> WHICH ONE >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE 218 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,386 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I KNOW IT'S SEASON TWO OF "RUSSIAN DOLL" BUT NUMBER ONE. 219 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,289 COME ON. >> GO ON >> THE FIRST TIME I EVER FLEW 220 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,827 ON A PLANE, MARLON BRANDO, MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND. WE WORKED TOGETHER WITH ON 221 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:07,267 "SCARY MOVIE 2" WAS IN FIRST CLASS, AND HE BROUGHT WITH HIM AN ENTIRE BIRTHDAY CAKE TO EAT 222 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:15,241 ON THE PLANE >> DID HE SHARE THE CAKE >> HE INITIALLY DID NOT WANT 223 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,111 TO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT BRANDO'S BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 224 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:24,184 3rd. I'M APRIL 4th. SO, YOU KNOW, WE WOULD STAY IN 225 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:28,154 TOUCH, AND HE WOULD -- ANYWAY - >> Jimmy: TOO MANY DETAILS 226 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,124 ALREADY. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GETTING A A LITTLE NERVOUS 227 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,226 YOU'RE STARTING TO GIVE US TOO MUCH DETAILS WE DIDN'T ASK WHAT BIRTHDAY IT 228 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,761 WAS. >> I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SIMILAR 229 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,764 BIRTHDAY >> WHERE WERE YOU GUYS ON YOUR WAY TO 230 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:45,105 >> HE WAS ON HIS WAY BACK FROM AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF THE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 231 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,808 I ONLY LAUGH CAUSE IT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE THAT MOVIE 232 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,443 VAL KILMER >> THAT MOVIE, YOU'RE ALWAYS TEXTING. 233 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,947 >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS SAY I LOVE - [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 234 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,815 THAT AND "SUPERMAN" ARE MY TWO FAVORITES. >> AND I ALWAYS SAY WHAT ABOUT 235 00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:00,787 "APOCALYPSE NOW" AND YOU ALWAYS SAY "IT'S ABOUT MOREAU BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT -- 236 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,689 BABY SO, YOU SAID HE'S FLYING BACK FROM AUSTRALIA 237 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:08,261 AND YOU -- GREETED HIM ON THE PLANE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY >> I LIKE FLYING, OKAY 238 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,198 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, I THINK THIS IS OFF THE RAIL 239 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:17,237 THE QUESTION IS NATASHA LYONNE PLAYING US RIGHT NOW AND PURPOSELY SAYING - 240 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,873 >> GUYS I JUST -- MARLON I WANT YOU -- LOOK AT ME >> MY NAME IS MARLON 241 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:25,879 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> MY MARLON INSTINCTS I KNEW BRANDO TOO. 242 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,048 >> WE KNEW BRANDO. >> YES >> I HAVE THOSE DAILIES. 243 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,916 >> YEAH BUT SEE -- >> Jimmy: DOES HE TALK LIKE THIS 244 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,885 DOES HE TALK LIKE THIS >> YOU KNEW HIM AS -- ON THE SET. 245 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,489 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: WERE YOU IN FIRST CLASS AS WELL? 246 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,558 >> NO. >> OH, YOU DON'T THINK I TRAVEL FIRST CLASS? 247 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,627 >> Jimmy: NO YOU DO! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE. 248 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,296 >> NOT BACK THEN NOT BACK THEN. >> DURING THE FILMING OF "THE 249 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:49,703 ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU." >> OH, OKAY. WELL, MAYBE. 250 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,872 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WASN'T I. >> YOU JUST LOOK SO YOUNG. 251 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,375 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HE -- "HEY MARLON GOOD TO SEE YOU. 252 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,078 AND HE GOES -- >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HE GOES -- 253 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,313 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, IT'S MY BIRTDAY -- >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 254 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,382 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE OR HE GOES, "I DON'T WANT TO 255 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,553 SHARE CAKE." >> ALL RIGHT, FINE YOU KNOW WHY IT'S WEIRD? 256 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,189 I WANTED TO SELL YOU ON THE FACT THAT HE GAVE ME CAKE. BUT YOU KNOW IT'S BRANDO, HE 257 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:15,061 LIKES A SNACK, AND NO, I DIDN'T GET ANY CAKE >> YOU ALREADY TELL HALF A LIE 258 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,464 THAT YOU SAID HE GAVE YOU THE CAKE >> OKAY WHATEVER, BUT THAT'S 259 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,200 NOT WHAT'S WRITTEN HERE. I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE - 260 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,935 >> Jimmy: FIRST CLASS, HE BROUGHT A WHOLE ENTIRE BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH HIM ON THE FLIGHT. 261 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:26,539 I'M GONNA SAY, I DON'T KNOW MAN. HONESTLY - 262 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,275 >> THAT'S TOO OBSCURE NOT TO BE REAL IT HAS TO BE REAL. 263 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,112 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S TRUE. DID IT HAPPEN? >> TO ME 264 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,415 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO WAY, BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:39,652 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 266 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,056 COME ON. COME ON. THAT IS A PRO. 267 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,226 THAT IS A PRO RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A GOOD ONE RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE ONLY 268 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,728 NON-LIAR MARLON WAYANS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 269 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,364 NATASHA LYONNE WE'RE TALKING TO MARLON AFTER THE BREAK. 270 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,301 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. I KIND OF BELIEVED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 271 00:18:55,301 --> 00:19:24,597 * * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 272 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:29,069 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, AND A VERY TALENTED ACTOR 273 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:35,608 HIS NEW SPECIAL "MARLON WAYANS PRESENTS: THE HEADLINERS" IS ON HBO MAX TOMORROW, AND TICKETS 274 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,144 ARE ON SALE FOR HIS "MICROPHONE FIEND TOUR." EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 275 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,582 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MARLON WAYANS. 276 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:55,395 * 277 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,630 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S A STANDING -- THAT'S 278 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:02,302 A STANDING OVATION FOR MARLON WAYANS. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 279 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,804 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 280 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,873 >> HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY 'EM TO DO THAT? >> Jimmy: NEVER, WE LOVE -- WE 281 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,842 LOVE YOU >> SUCH A FRIEND >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 282 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:12,012 >> HEY, MY MAN >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> CONGRATS, BROTHER 283 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:16,182 >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: A LITTLE - 284 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,352 >> YOU LITTLE OSCAR WINNER, GO ON ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, LOVE, YOU 285 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:23,923 CHANGED ALREADY. LOOK, THE AFRO'S NOW SLICKED BACK 286 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,892 [ LAUGHTER ] HE CHANGED HE'S -- NOW YOU SPEAKING IN 287 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,629 EASTERN STANDARD DIALECT [ LAUGHTER ] "I AM A SERIOUS PERFORMER NOW. 288 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:35,535 MY NAME NOW IS AMIR K. THOMPSON DON'T CALL ME BY MY GOVERNMENT 289 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,805 [ LAUGHTER ] IT HAS DIGNITY NOW BLACK THOUGHT, YOU ARE -- 290 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:43,410 TARIQ, YOU ARE NO LONGER 'BLACK THOUGHT,' YOU ARE 'NEGRO CONTEMPLATION.' 291 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,013 >> Jimmy: OKAY, HEY -- CHANGED IT [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,183 I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO OR SAY. 293 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:53,119 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M GOING TO DO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I -- BUT I'M 294 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,321 HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK CITY. 295 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,724 WE LOVE YOU HERE >> THANK YOU I LOVE -- LOVE BEING HOME. 296 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:02,962 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IF -- YOU KNOW, TODAY, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU - 297 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,931 >> ALTHOUGH IT'S CHANGED A LOT LIKE, I'LL GO TO MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD 298 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:09,636 I WAS IN THE -- I GREW UP IN THE HOOD, YOU KNOW, ON 16th STREET AND 9th AVENUE 299 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,805 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BACK IN THE DAY IT WAS THE GHETTO 300 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:16,209 BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS ALL GENTRIFIED ALL MY STREET CRED IS GONE 301 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:19,579 I'LL BE LIKE, "YO, YOU KNOW I'M FROM UP -- FROM CHELSEA. THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU TALKING 302 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,982 ABOUT THE MEATPACKING DISTRICT GET YO ASS --" [ LAUGHTER >> Jimmy: IT'S CHANGED NOW, 303 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:26,553 IT'S DIFFERENT NOW, YEAH >> SO DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: I WAS -- TODAY'S 304 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:30,123 4/20 AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE YOU'VE PLAYED STONERS 305 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,259 IN A FEW FILMS >> I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING TO ASK ME IF I WANT TO LIGHT UP 306 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:38,932 I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT." >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 307 00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,934 >> IT'S ON YOU, BROTHER, IT'S ON YOU >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK 308 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:46,139 YOU, DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, 4/20? >> UM, IT DOES 309 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,341 NOT -- IT DON'T MEAN AS MUCH AS IT DOES SNOOP DOGG, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,277 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S PROBABLY CRYING. HE'S TAKING THE MONTH OFF. 311 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:56,516 [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE HE'S IN - >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. 312 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,119 >> BUT IT MEANS, LIKE, FOR ME, I -- IT'S FUN. I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT IT. 313 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,454 LIKE, SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT SMOKING WEED I'M NOT. 314 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,056 LAST TIME I GOT HIGH WAS AT A BARBECUE -- I HAVE ALLERGIC REACTIONS TO IT. 315 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:09,662 I GOT HIGH AT A BARBECUE AT MY HOUSE, AND I THOUGHT I WAS SPIDER-MAN 316 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,265 I WAS LITERALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- GOING AROUND MY HOUSE, 317 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,334 GOING -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SEEN THE WEB, AND I WOULD 318 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:18,505 JUMP AND STICK ON THE WALL [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DID THIS ALL AROUND MY 319 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,574 HOUSE FOR, LIKE, FOUR HOURS. AND PEOPLE WAS LIKE -- AND AFTER THAT, THEY WAS LIKE, 320 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:25,378 "MARLON -- NO MORE WEED FOR MARLON." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, 321 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:28,782 THEY'RE -- >> PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GIVE ME CRACK THAN WEED. 322 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,351 THAT'D BE AN EASIER HIGH FOR ME >> Jimmy: THEY -- YOU'VE 323 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,920 PLAYED -- YOU'VE WON A STONY AWARD. >> I LEARNED MULTIPLE WEED HEAD 324 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,990 AWARDS I'M REALLY GOOD AT PLAYING WEED HEADS. 325 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:39,492 I STUDIED THEM HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED >> Jimmy: YEAH, TELL ME. 326 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,561 >> I'M A METHOD ACTOR. SO - >> Jimmy: OKAY 327 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,129 >> INSTEAD OF ME SKOING IT, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU SMOKE, I FORGET EVERYTHING I DO. 328 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:47,133 IT'D BE REAL FUNNY, BUT I FORGET WHAT THE HELL I DID ONE TIME I GOT HIGH AND I WROTE 329 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,303 WHAT I -- I WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA BEAT -- I'M A WRITE MYSELF DOWN -- WRITE DOWN WHAT 330 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:54,674 I DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WROTE IT DOWN 331 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,410 AND I -- IT WAS LIKE MY THIRD GRADE HANDWRITING. I DIDN'T KNOW -- 332 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,246 I COULDN'T READ -- >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU WROTE DOWN. >> SO, I LEARNED, "LET ME GET 333 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:04,417 MY FRIENDS HIGH. I WOULD GET BIG BAGS OF WEED, AND I WOULD GET THEM HIGH. 334 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,053 AND I WOULD JUST WATCH THEM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND TAKE NOTES 335 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,788 AND THEN I - >> Jimmy: THEY MUST HAVE LOVED THAT 336 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,091 >> YEAH. AND I DID 'EM IN MOVIES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PARANOID 337 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:14,260 ENOUGH >> SO, I DID ONE OF MY BOYS, SHORTY, "SCARY MOVIE." 338 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:17,197 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> HE'S A REAL DUDE, RIGHT [ CHEERS ] 339 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,934 AND HE WANTED TO SUE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] HE ROLLED UP -- SUE ME -- "SON, 340 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:27,807 I'M SUING YOU FOR CHARACTER DEFECATION." [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:31,077 LIKE, "FIRST OF ALL, YOU MEAN 'DEFAMATION.'" "NO, SON, I SAID 'DEFECATION' 342 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:35,081 'CAUSE YOU [ BLEEP ] ON ME." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE -- I WAS LIKE, 343 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:40,920 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE WAS LIKE, "I SEENED -- I SEENED -- IT'S SEENED. 344 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:47,360 THE PAST SENSE OF SEENED, STUPID I SEENED YOU DO ME IN THAT 345 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,997 MOVIE, 'REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.'" I SAID, "DUDE, I DIDN'T DO YOU IN 'REQUIEM FOR A DREAM,' I DID 346 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:55,135 YOU IN 'SCARY MOVIE.'" HE GOES, "AHH! SON, THAT'S MY JOINT RIGHT 347 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:58,238 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU SHOULD HAVE WON AN EMMY, 348 00:23:58,238 --> 00:24:01,374 A GRAMMY FOR THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SHOULD'VE WON 349 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:02,842 A GRAMMY FOR THAT MOVIE, THAT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW, LAST TIME I THINK WE 350 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:07,714 TALKED ABOUT -- ONE OF THE TIMES WE TALKED ABOUT TAKING VITAMINS 351 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,884 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS -- YOU LOOK SO YOUNG - >> THANK YOU 352 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,186 >> Jimmy: AND YOU TAKE -- YOU DO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF. >> I TAKE EVERYTHING 353 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:18,858 I TAKE -- SEE, SHORTY WOULD TELL YOU, "WEED HAS NUTRIENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:24,764 "IT DOES IT GOT VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS. IT GOT VITAMINS T, C, AND H. 355 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,368 [ LAUGHTER ] AND C, B, AND D. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:30,437 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH >> SO, I DO, I DO TAKE A LOT OF 357 00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:32,305 VITAMINS BUT I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW, I JUST - 358 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:36,242 IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME I'M JUST DEVELOPING WEIRD. LIKE, I JUST NOW GOT A CHEST 359 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:39,479 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS YEAR? >> YEAH, IT'S A WEIRD FEELING 360 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,782 TO ACTUALLY HAVE A CHEST LIKE, WHEN A WOMAN LAYS ON YOUR CHEST AND IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S 361 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:47,721 SLIDING DOWN OFF YOUR -- [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, SHE GOT GRIT 362 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:51,624 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SLIDING DOWN >> YEAH, NOW I CAN FINALLY GROW 363 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:56,129 A BEARD. IT'S NOT ALL -- MY BEARD USED TO GROW LIKE, AS IF SOMEONE 364 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:59,833 PUSHED ME IN A FIRE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT GREW CRAZY, ALL 365 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:04,337 SCRAGGLY LIKE, NOW I'M READY FOR LEADING MAN OR STUFF LIKE THAT 366 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,439 I COULDN'T DO THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD -- 367 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:08,475 YOU ALWAYS HAD A GOOD LOOKING -- I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS HAD A YOUNG 368 00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:11,044 FACE >> I WAS CUTE. BUT YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO GET 369 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:13,279 THAT - YOU KNOW, I GOTTA -- FEEL THAT JIMMY, THIS -- I WEAR MY SUITS 370 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,715 TIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU DO. 371 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,450 EXACTLY RIGHT. >> COME ON >> Jimmy: DON'T MESS WITH 372 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,953 MARLON WAYANS, MAN >> I WEAR MY SUITS TIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH 373 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:24,891 I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS LOOK YOUNG. LIKE, DO PEOPLE CARD YOU STILL >> WELL, I GET CARDED SOMETIME 374 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:30,063 AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S CUTE DUDE, I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE '40s." 375 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:32,298 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M OLD AS HELL. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 376 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:36,069 I HAVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF -- I'M ALWAYS GOING TO LOOK YOUNG THAT'S A GOOD THING. 377 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:37,671 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> THERE'S SOME PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE THAT. 378 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:41,841 LIKE, MORGAN FREEMAN HAS LOOKED OLD FOR, LIKE, 60 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,111 SO, NEITHER ONE OF US ARE AGING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,781 >> Jimmy: HE JUST LOOKS THAT AGE. >> ONLY WAY YOU CAN TELL 381 00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:53,620 MORGAN'S AGE IS, YOU GOTTA COUNT THE MOLES ON HIS FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,690 EVERY MOLE IS AN EXTRA YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] LET ME STOP BEFORE 383 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:59,325 MORGAN FREEMAN BUST MY ASS, I'M -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'LL KILL YOU, 384 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,027 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] IS THIS -- YOUR "MICROPHONE 385 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:05,331 FIEND TOUR," CONGRATS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING STAND 386 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,068 UP I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING - KICKS OFF IN L.A. AT THE 387 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:12,105 PALACE, APRIL 30th >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "NETFLIX IS A JOKE 388 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:14,240 FEST." >> YES >> Jimmy: THEN YOU GO TO 389 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,642 TAMPA, FLORIDA, BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI, LOOK AT ALL THESE DATES. 390 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,345 AUSTIN, TEXAS, DALLAS, TEXAS >> I'M TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY, JIMMY. 391 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,647 >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S TAKING A LONG TIME 392 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,482 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR 49 YEARS, IT'S - 393 00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:25,785 ONE OF THESE DAYS IT'S GONE KICK IN, AND I'M BE SOMEBODY >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE OF THESE 394 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,654 DAYS - MARLON WAYANS -- >> ME AND MORGAN FREEMAN ARE 395 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:30,056 GONNA DO BUDDY ACTION COMEDIES TOGETHER [ LAUGHTER ] 396 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,759 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT >> IT'D BE GREAT 397 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,627 >> Jimmy: BUT I LOVE SEEING YOUR ACTING, BUT I ALSO LOVE SEEING YOU DO STANDUP. 398 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,897 BY THE WAY, MARLONWAYANSOFFICIAL.COM IS WHERE YOU SHOULD GO FOR THE 399 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,500 TICKETS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T GET 400 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,702 RIPPED OFF BY SCALPERS >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ALSO DOING 401 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,571 ANOTHER COOL THING, WHICH, YOU KNOW, I GOT MY START IN COMEDY, SO I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE 402 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:49,943 DOING. IT'S ON HBO, TOMORROW. >> YES 403 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,778 >> Jimmy: SO IT'S YOUR SECOND HBO SPECIAL. HBO MAX, IT'S CALLED "THE 404 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:57,784 HEADLINERS." >> YES, IT'S WHERE I TAKE FIVE OF THE PEOPLE THAT OPEN FOR ME, 405 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,653 AND I OPEN FOR THEM, AND THEY'RE THE HEADLINER. SO, I'M GIVING -- IT'S THEIR 406 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:04,157 NIGHT FOR THEM TO BE FUNNY AS HELL >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT - 407 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:09,295 >> YOU KNOW, CHAUNTE WAYANS, D.C. ERVIN, ESAU McGRAW, AND TONY BAKER 408 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,132 AND IT'S A REALLY FUN NIGHT OF COMEDY >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU FOR 409 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:15,869 DOING THAT - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND GETTING THEIR 410 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:18,571 CAREERS KICKED OFF I LOVE THAT, JUST LIKE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 411 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:20,106 IT'S LIKE RODNEY DANGERFIELD TYPE OF STUFF. >> OPENING FOR PEOPLE -- NOBODY 412 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:24,477 UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO OPEN FOR PEOPLE. AS AN OPENER, IT'S A VERY HARD 413 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:28,048 THING. LIKE, FOR ME, I OPENED -- I HAD MY BROTHERS. 414 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,717 I OPENED FOR THEM. THAT WAS HARD. >> Jimmy: WAS IT REALLY? 415 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:33,787 >> YEAH, BECAUSE MY BROTHERS ARE MEAN, AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:38,158 NO, I OPENED FOR THEM -- >> Jimmy: IS THIS DAMON? >> DAMON, KEENAN, SHAWN, AND - 417 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,226 >> Jimmy: YOU OPENED FOR ALL OF THEM >> JACKIE, JERMAINE, ALL THE 418 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,629 WAYANS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE JERMAINE. 419 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:46,700 JERMAINE WAYANS? >> WE WENT ON A TOUR, RIGHT? AND SO, THEY MADE ME GO OUT 420 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:52,372 FIRST, RIGHT AND THEY'RE FUNNY, LIKE, THERE'S RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, 421 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:55,642 LIKE - THEY LIKE, "DON'T RUN THE LIGHT, NO MATTER WHAT. 422 00:27:55,642 --> 00:28:01,314 THEY GAVE ME 15 MINUTES, GET IN, GET OUT. I WOUND UP GOING 17 MINUTES. 423 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:05,485 MY BROTHERS WAS PISSED OFF THEY SAID, "DON'T RUN THE LIGHT. 424 00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:08,221 SO, THE NEXT CITY WE WENT TO, EACH ONE OF THEM, THEY SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO CLOSE." 425 00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:11,191 I DIDN'T HAVE A CLOSER SET I HAD AN OPENER SET. THEY SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO 426 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,026 CLOSE. EACH ONE OF THEM DID AN HOUR BEFORE ME, AND THEN GAVE ME 427 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:21,034 A TIRED, DRUNK AUDIENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 428 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:24,070 >> AND THEN THEY WAS LIKE, "LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,373 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT - >> I DAMN NEAR GOT BOOED THAT NIGHT. 430 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:30,176 SO, THE NEXT NIGHT, THEY WAS LIKE, "THIS IS FUNNY WE GONE DO IT AGAIN. 431 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:33,780 SO, THEY DO THE SAME THING BUT I HAD PREPARED MY CLOSER SET. 432 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:37,183 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND SO I WENT OUT AND I -- I DID AN HOUR. 433 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,819 AND I BROUGHT THE AUDIENCE BACK UP AND I DESTROYED >> Jimmy: YEAH 434 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:43,623 >> AND MY CRAZY BROTHER, THIS IS DAMON, "MM. I'M CLOSING TOMORROW." 435 00:28:43,623 --> 00:28:46,259 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. ONCE YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON, 436 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:48,561 LIKE, "DUDE, GET OUT OF THE WAY. EXACTLY. 437 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,363 LITTLE BROTHER, YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 438 00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:51,631 EVERYONE A CLIP FROM YOUR SPECIAL. HERE'S MARLON WAYANS IN 439 00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:54,501 "MARLON WAYANS PRESENTS: THE HEADLINERS." HBO MAX, TAKE A LOOK 440 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:54,534 HEADLINERS." HBO MAX, TAKE A LOOK 441 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,137 YOUNG MAN? I WAS 18, I SAID, "I'M MOVING 442 00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:01,107 OUT HERE TO BE AN ACTOR. HE SAID, "NO, YOU'RE A BLACK ACTOR. 443 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:04,277 I WAS LIKE, "NO, I'M AN ACTOR. HE SAYS, "NO, YOU'RE A BLACK ACTOR. 444 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:06,012 AND IF YOU GONE BE A BLACK ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, YOUNG 445 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:11,518 BROTHER. THERE'S NO WORK FOR YOU IN HOLLYWOOD. 446 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:15,121 SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BLACK ACTOR, I NEED YOU TO BE A WRITER, A PRODUCER - 447 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:21,227 [ APPLAUSE ] A CREATOR. AND THEN YOU CAN CREATE WORK 448 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:29,269 FOR YOUR BLACK ACTORS TO WORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND BECAUSE OF JOHN SINGLETON, 449 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:39,479 I HAVE WRITTEN, STARRED, AND PRODUCED - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 450 00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:46,052 -- OVER 21 TERRIBLE [ BLEEP ] MOVIES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 451 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,656 >> Jimmy: SET THEM UP. MARLON WAYANS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 452 00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:53,059 "MARLON WAYANS PRESENTS: THE HEADLINERS" IS ON HBO MAX TOMORROW 453 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:57,731 GO TO MARLON WAYANS OFFICIAL.COM FOR TICKETS, SEE MARLON LIVE ON TOUR. 454 00:29:57,731 --> 00:30:00,467 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NATASHA LYONNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:19,419 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 456 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:23,790 A FOUR-TIME EMMY NOMINEE WHO CO-CREATED AND STARS IN THE ACCLAIMED SERIES, "RUSSIAN 457 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:28,061 DOLL." SEASON TWO BEGAN STREAMING TODAY ON NETFLIX 458 00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:30,630 TODAY ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME NATASHA LYONNE! 459 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:34,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:45,779 * * >> Jimmy: WOW. 461 00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:48,615 COME ON, BUD >> HEY >> Jimmy: NATASHA, IT'S ALWAYS 462 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:51,384 GREAT TO SEE YOU >> HI, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 463 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:54,287 ON, THANKS FOR PLAYING THE GAME I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALL 464 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,923 THESE -- ALL THIS EXCITING NEWS >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 465 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,225 THERE'S A LOT GOING ON >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S A LOT >> MAKING NEWS 466 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:03,163 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE ACTING, BUT YOU'RE ALSO PRODUCING ALL THESE 467 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:05,331 MULTIPLE PROJECTS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "RUSSIAN DOLL" SEASON 468 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:08,501 TWO, IT STARTED TODAY. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S NOW STREAMING 469 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:11,137 YEAH AND, UH -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 470 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,973 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, BY THE WAY? I -- I FOLLOW YOU ON THE 471 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,276 SOCIALS. >> OH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE, YOU 472 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:18,878 KNOW WELL, YOU'RE VERY FUNNY. >> NO, NO, I'M GOING TO FOLLOW 473 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,514 BACK EVENTUALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT WEIRD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YEAH, 474 00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:23,917 YEAH >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO PUT 475 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,985 IT -- SAY IT OUT LOUD ON LIVE TELEVISION >> YEAH. 476 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,621 >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE, YOU LOVE THE GAME WORDLE, BY THE WAY. 477 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,690 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS. >> OH, I DO. >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE IT. 478 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:33,526 >> I DO FEEL TERRIBLE, 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE THESE NICE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING, AND THEY'RE HOPING 479 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:40,100 FOR SOMETHING, BUT IT'S JUST REALLY MY WORDLE, AND QUORDLE, AND OCTORDLE, AND SEDECORDLE, 480 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:44,471 AND DUOTRIGORDLE SCORES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 481 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:49,609 >> DUOTRIGORDLE IS A LOT OF FUN YOU SEE, BECAUSE IT'S 32 GRIDS AT ONCE. 482 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,911 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TOO MANY FOR ME >> IT'S JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT. 483 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:54,514 >> Jimmy: THAT'S LIKE -- YEAH. >> IT'S REALLY -- IT'S - >> Jimmy: REALLY, THAT'S WHERE 484 00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:56,616 YOU WANT TO GO >> OH, THAT'S THAT SWEET SPOT, JIMMY. 485 00:31:56,616 --> 00:31:58,451 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT IT "OOH, THAT'S THAT SWEET SPOT, 486 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:00,320 JIMMY. >> THAT SWEET SPOT YEAH 487 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,389 >> Jimmy: SO HOW DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU LOVE THE -- THE WORDLE GAME 488 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:05,225 WHY DO YOU LOVE THE -- THOSE - >> EH, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO HEAR THE CLICK, THE WHITE NOISE 489 00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:11,798 SOUND, THE CLICK AND WHEN YOU TAP THE BUTTONS, YOU FEEL LIKE A CAT. 490 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:16,069 IT ALSO INCORPORATES - [ LAUGHTER ] -- READING AND WORDS, WHICH I 491 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:22,509 LIKE, AND TAPPING. AND IT'S NOT EXCLUSIVE TO THAT I ALSO ENJOY CHESS, AND THE 492 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:26,780 CROSSWORD, AND THE "NEW YORK TIMES" SPELLING BEE. >> Jimmy: WAIT 493 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:30,917 >> SO I HAVE A LOT OF HOBBIES. >> Jimmy: WAIT >> I DO IT ALL ON THE PHONE. 494 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:33,086 I'M ESSENTIALLY A CYBORG, AT THIS POINT [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:37,390 AND I'M DOING, AT LEAST, I WOULD SAY FOUR TO SIX HOURS A DAY OF GAMING. 496 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,559 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, CONGRATULATIONS, OH, MY GOD. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 497 00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:42,395 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: GOT TO GET A TWITCH CHANNEL NEXT 498 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:46,566 >> YEAH. AND I ALSO -- I BEAT ZELDA DURING THE PANDEMIC. 499 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:48,301 >> Jimmy: OH, WASN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE >> YEAH, I'M GETTING A LOT 500 00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:50,170 DONE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU! I LOVE THIS! 501 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,105 >> YEAH. AND THE SHOW IS OUT TODAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THERE YOU 502 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:54,641 GO, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT'S OUT TODAY 503 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:58,111 >> SO THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: SO YOU, YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME, 504 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,113 LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK," CONGRATULATIONS, THAT WAS 505 00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:02,615 GREAT. AND THEN YOU GO, "YEAH, I'M GONNA COME UP WITH THIS IDEA 506 00:33:02,615 --> 00:33:05,919 FOR 'RUSSIAN DOLL' AND PRODUCE IT WITH AMY POEHLER -- >> YEAH. 507 00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:07,887 >> Jimmy: "AND -- AND JUST FIGURE THIS OUT. HOW DID YOU EVEN -- HOW DID YOU 508 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:12,359 SELL THE IDEA OF "RUSSIAN DOLL"? >> OH, I'M NOT SURE HOW WE SOLD 509 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:15,428 IT I GUESS, THE ALGORITHM UM, BUT -- 510 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,798 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT, YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB WITH IT. 511 00:33:18,798 --> 00:33:21,968 >> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH WE WORK VERY HARD. I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT 512 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:28,208 BUT, WELL WHAT HAPPENED BACK -- WELL, I'VE KNOWN YOU GUYS BECAUSE OF MAYA -- 513 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,276 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU AND AMY AND -- AND FRED AND EVERYTHING, FOR LIKE, 514 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:34,214 25 YEARS OR SOMETHING NOW. >> Jimmy: WILD >> AND -- AND ONE DAY AMY 515 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:38,151 CALLED ME. I WAS AT HOME. I WAS WATCHING "NYPD BLUE. 516 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:43,089 I WAS ON A REAL BENDER I'M A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH DENNIS FRANZ AS ANDY SIPOWICZ. 517 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,258 >> Jimmy: OH, I REMEMBER >> I JUST THINK HE'S A REAL CUTIE. 518 00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:47,460 AND, UH -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, I WAS WATCHING THAT, YOU 519 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,497 KNOW, EATING ICE CREAM AND CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:56,536 AND SHE CALLS ME UP, AND SHE SAYS, "HEY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU, 521 00:33:56,536 --> 00:34:01,141 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE OLDEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. AND I SAID, "WHY ARE YOU 522 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:04,144 CALLING AND INSULTING ME?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, "I DON'T HAVE 523 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:05,945 TIME FOR THIS, PLEASE. >> "I'M HAVING A TOUGH ENOUGH TIME AS IT IS, AMY." 524 00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:08,548 >> Jimmy: "I'M HANGING UP THE PHONE NOW. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" 525 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:10,316 >> AND SHE SAID -- SHE SAID, "I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A SHOW ABOUT THAT." 526 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,920 AND SO WE MADE THAT SHOW, "OLD SOUL." IT DIDN'T GET PICKED UP. 527 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,089 BUT THEN WE MADE "RUSSIAN DOLL." AND, YEAH. 528 00:34:16,089 --> 00:34:17,757 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND SO -- NOW STREAMING, LIKE I SAID. 529 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:21,695 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO "RUSSIAN DOLL" -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:25,065 I LOVED IT, I GO, "THAT WAS TRIPPY." YOU DID -- YOU JUST PLAYED IT 531 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,133 SO WELL. BUT IT'S BASICALLY LIKE A "GROUNDHOG DAY" TYPE OF VIBE, 532 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:32,605 WHERE YOU KEPT DYING EACH EPISODE, AND THEN RELIVING YOUR -- YOUR BIRTHDAY. 533 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:38,311 BUT WHAT IS SEASON TWO ABOUT >> YES, WELL, THIS YEAR IT'S A A BIT OF A DEEPER DIVE 534 00:34:38,311 --> 00:34:45,085 IF YOU THINK OF THE MATRYOSHKA DOLL, THERE'S, YOU KNOW, EVER DEEPER DOLLS INSIDE OF THERE 535 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:49,089 AND SO IF SEASON ONE WAS SORT OF A MEDITATION ON "HOW DO I STOP DYING?" IN A WAY, SEASON 536 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:54,094 TWO IS POSING THE QUESTION OF "HOW DO I START LIVING?" AND SO IT'S -- IT KIND OF GETS 537 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:57,530 IN -- IT'S A REAL PSYCHEDELIC, PHILOSOPHICAL, ROMP, AND IF THAT'S YOUR SCENE, YOU'LL 538 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:01,701 REALLY ENJOY YOURSELF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S A WILD RIDE. 539 00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:03,770 I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY LET US MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 540 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,472 >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT LOOKS GREAT 541 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:07,374 I KNOW ANNIE MURPHY JOINED THE CAST TOO >> YEAH, ANNIE MURPHY IS A 542 00:35:07,374 --> 00:35:10,043 A SENSATION. >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC. YOU GUYS TOGETHER? 543 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:11,678 FORGET IT. >> OH, MY GOD. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCORSESE 544 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:14,681 CHARACTER IN THIS. I MEAN, SHE IS JUST -- DOES EXCELLENT WORK 545 00:35:14,681 --> 00:35:18,051 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS NATASHA LYONNE IN 546 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:19,352 HERE IS NATASHA LYONNE IN "RUSSIAN DOLL," SEASON TWO 547 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:22,555 >> A BOURBON 548 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:26,059 YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, HON >> YEAH, "HON," THAT'S ARGUABLY THE ONLY THING I'M SURE OF 549 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:31,064 BASIC CONCEPTS LIKE TIME AND SPACE ARE SUDDENLY ELUDING ME. I MEAN, LAST NIGHT, THIS PLACE 550 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:35,702 WAS MAYHEM CAUSE WI-FI WENT OUT, BUT IN THE NEW HERE AND NOW, APPARENTLY GRATUITOUS 551 00:35:35,702 --> 00:35:41,074 NUDITY IS BACK IN PLAY * WELL, MY PAST, YOUR FUTURE 552 00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:45,412 BEGS THE QUESTION, AM I HAUNTING YOU OR ARE YOU HAUNTING ME 553 00:35:45,412 --> 00:35:48,581 >> YOU SEEM PRETTY RELAXED FOR A GHOST. >> TELL YOU WHAT I DID NOT 554 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:52,285 EXPECT, FOR THE SIX TRAIN TO RUN THROUGH SOME KIND OF A WORM HOLE 555 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:56,523 HIT ME, PLEASE >> YOU'RE A TIME TRAVELER. >> EH, I PREFER THE TERM "TIME 556 00:35:56,523 --> 00:36:03,129 PRISONER." >> HM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. 557 00:36:03,129 --> 00:36:06,199 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUDDY I ALSO WANT TO SAY, YOU GOT 558 00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:12,038 TO -- YOU GOT TO DIRECT SOME OF THESE. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. 559 00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:15,575 I DIRECT ABOUT HALF THE SEASON AND, YOU KNOW, WE WRITE IT, AND WE'VE GOT A PRETTY SENSATIONAL 560 00:36:15,575 --> 00:36:19,312 THING -- AN ALL-LADIES WRITER'S ROOM THEY'RE GENIUSES, I SWEAR TO 561 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:21,815 GOD. >> Jimmy: HEY, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 562 00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:24,117 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING ON, IT'S ALWAYS SO GREAT TO SEE 563 00:36:24,117 --> 00:36:26,286 YOU. NATASHA LYONNE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 564 00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:29,689 CHECK OUT THE NEW SEASON OF "RUSSIAN DOLL," STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX 565 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:32,625 DOVE CAMERON PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 566 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:50,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER HIT 567 00:36:50,810 --> 00:36:57,517 "BOYFRIEND," PLEASE WELCOME DOVE CAMERON 568 00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:09,029 * * I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FINALLY ALON 569 00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:15,268 I CAN'T BELIEV I ALMOST WENT HOME * * WHAT ARE THE CHANCE 570 00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:23,677 EVERYONE'S DANCING AND HE'S NOT WITH YOU * * THE UNIVERSE MUST HAV 571 00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:30,050 DIVINED THIS WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOT GRAB YOUR WRIST * 572 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:35,722 * I COULD BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN HIM I COULD DO THE THING 573 00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:38,124 THAT SHE NEVER DID * * UP ALL NIGH I WON'T QUIT 574 00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:44,130 THINKING I'M GONNA STEAL YOU FROM HIM * * I COULD B 575 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:46,199 SUCH A GENTLEMAN PLUS ALL MY CLOTHE WOULD FIT * 576 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:53,873 * * I COULD BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND * 577 00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:56,910 * I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU TWICE ALL THE WAYS 578 00:37:56,910 --> 00:38:01,614 HE CAN'T SUFFICE * * GIVE YOU SOME ADVIC I WOULD LEAVE WITH M 579 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:07,320 THE UNIVERSE MUS HAVE DIVINED THIS * * LADIES FIRS 580 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:13,026 BABY I INSIST * * I COULD BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN HIM 581 00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:17,364 I COULD DO THE THING THAT HE NEVER DID * * UP ALL NIGH 582 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:20,867 I WON'T QUIT THINKING I'M GONNA STEAL YOU FROM HIM * 583 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:26,539 * I COULD BE SUCH A GENTLEMA PLUS ALL MY CLOTHE 584 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:32,445 WOULD FIT * * * I COULD BE A BETTER 585 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:41,955 BOYFRIEND THAN HIM I COULD BE A BETTE BOYFRIEND * 586 00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:48,728 * I NEVER WOULD HAV LEFT YOU ALONE HERE ON YOUR OWN * 587 00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:55,635 * GLUED TO THAT PHONE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU ALONE * 588 00:38:55,635 --> 00:38:59,873 * FOR SOMEONE ELS TO TAKE YOU HOME I COULD BE A BETTE 589 00:38:59,873 --> 00:39:03,710 BOYFRIEND THAN HIM * * I COULD DO THE THINGS THAT HE NEVER DI 590 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:11,685 UP ALL NIGHT I WON'T QUIT * * I'M GONNA STEAL 591 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:14,421 YOU FROM HIM PLUS YOU KNOW MY CLOTHES WOULD FIT * 592 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:17,691 * I COULD BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN HIM I COULD DO THE THING 593 00:39:17,691 --> 00:39:21,528 THAT HE NEVER DID * * UP ALL NIGH I WON'T QUIT 594 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:29,069 I'M GONNA STEAL YO FROM HIM * * SUCH A GENTLEMA 595 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:31,471 PLUS ALL MY CLOTHE WOULD FIT * * 596 00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:40,113 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, DOVE CAMERON "BOYFRIEND" IS OUT NOW 597 00:39:40,113 --> 00:40:03,937 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 598 00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:07,440 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MARLON WAYANS AND NATASHA LYONNE 599 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:13,013 DOVE CAMERON, RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 600 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:18,284 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR LATE NIGHT WITH 601 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:20,053 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 602 00:40:20,053 --> 00:40:26,359 * * *