>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
MUSICAL GUEST SNAIL MAIL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1653 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC! WHAT'S UP, HIGGINS
LOOK AT THIS CROWD COME ON, THAT'S A FRIDAY CROWD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NEW YORK CITY RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY
ENJOY YOURSELVES SIT DOWN, ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
GUYS, TODAY ELON MUSK SAID HE NEEDS MORE DETAILS ABOUT HOW MANY SPAM ACCOUNTS ARE ON
TWITTER. AND UNTIL THEN HIS $44 BILLION DEAL TO BUY IS TEMPORARILY ON
HOLD [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YEP. TEMPORARILY ON HOLD. WHEN THEY HEARD, EVEN VERIZON
CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS WERE LIKE "OH, HE'S NOT COMING BACK. [ LAUGHTER ]
ELON MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING WITH THE SPAM ACCOUNTS IT'S A LITTLE ODD THAT CHEF
BOYARDEE HAS 800 MILLION FOLLOWERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, ELON MUSK'S PURCHASE OF TWITTER IS ON HOLD IN A STATEMENT HE SAID, "I NEED
TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TWITTER'S USER GROWTH." THEN TWITTER CEO JACK DORSEY
SAID, "LOOK AT ME. I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT GROWTH."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN ELON SAID, "I'M ONLY BUYING TWITTER IF I KNOW IT CAN
EXPAND." AND DORSEY SAID, "BELIEVE ME, THINGS ARE EXPANDING RAPIDLY."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ELON SAID, "I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING CLEARLY."
AND DORSEY SAID, "I WANT THAT TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS COOL. ON SUNDAY NIGHT A TOTAL BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE IS GOING TO RISE
OVER THE U.S >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, A TOTAL BLOOD
MOON ECLIPSE IT'S LIKE EVERY "TWILIGHT" MOVIE TITLE ROLLED INTO ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S VERY EXCITING A RED MOON
OR, AS MARS PUT IT - [ SLOW CLAPPING HOW ORIGINAL
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, GET THIS APPARENTLY INFLATION HAS CAUSED
A LOT OF CONSUMERS INCLUDING YOUNG PEOPLE TO DO LESS ONLINE SHOPPING
AND NOW MALLS ARE ATTEMPTING TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN.
BUT I THINK THEY'RE TRYING A A LITTLE TOO HARD. LOOK AT IN COMMERCIAL I SAW
TODAY.
*
>> WHAT UP, FAM? [ AIR HORN ] ONLINE SHOPPING'S DANK
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALWAYS SAVAGE MALLS.
>> MALL! >> THAT'S RIGHT. FORGET PRIME
WE GOT A FOUNTAIN FULL OF DIMES. >> AND PENNIES
>> SO YASSIFY YOUR TRIP AT ALL THE -- >> DOPE!
>> STORES LIKE HOT TOPIC >> STRAIGHT FIRE >> LIDS.
>> NO CAP. >> SPENCER GIFTS >> LAVA LAMPS.
>> CLAIRE'S. >> NO PARENTS ALLOWED. >> BUILD A BEAR.
>> GET STUFFED >> PLUS ABERCROMBIE. >> AND BISH.
>> OH, AND IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THIRSTY A.F. HIT UP THAT JAMBA.
>> THE JUICE IS LOOSE. >> AND DID I MENTION THE ESCALATORS
* [ LAUGHTER ] SO DON'T BE A SIMP
GET SOME FREE SAMPS AT PANDA EXPRESS. MAKE SBARRO YOUR SBAE.
AND GO STRAIGHT UP BALLS TO THE WALL >> PAID FOR BY CROSSGATES MALL
IN ALBANY, NEW YORK. [ GOAT SCREAMING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. THE USDA HAS ISSUED A PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT OVER GROUND BEEF
FROM WHOLE FOODS THAT COULD CONTAIN PLASTIC FRAGMENTS. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SINCE IT'S
WHOLE FOODS IT'S AT LEAST ORGANIC GRASS-FED PLASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, CUSTOMERS KNEW THERE WAS PLASTIC WHEN IT FELT LIKE THE ROOF OF THEIR MOUTH HAD STEPPED
ON A LEGO. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHOLE FOODS ISN'T WORRIED.
NOW THEY'RE SELLING IT AS A REAL IMPOSSIBLE BURGER [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS COOL. I SAW THAT GOOGLE JUST UNVEILED PROTOTYPE GLASSES THAT CAN
ACTUALLY TRANSLATE LANGUAGES FOR YOU IN REAL TIME BASICALLY, SOMEONE COULD SPEAK
A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND THE TRANSLATION WILL APPEAR ON YOUR LENS
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S REAL.
>> YOU SHOULD BE SEEING WHAT I'M SAYING, JUST TRANSCRIBED FOR YOU IN REAL TIME
KIND OF LIKE SUBTITLES FOR THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL?
YEAH NOT ONLY THAT, APPARENTLY THE GLASSES CAN ALSO TRANSLATE WHAT
PEOPLE ACTUALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY CERTAIN PHRASES TO YOU IN ENGLISH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR INSTANCE,
IF SOMEONE SAYS, "DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL? IT TRANSLATES TO, "I KNOW YOU
GOT MY E-MAIL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, IF SOMEONE ASKS, "SEE
ANY GOOD SHOWS RECENTLY? TRANSLATES TO, "I JUST FINISHED A SERIES AND I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL
THE WHOLE DAMN THING FOR YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, IF SOMEONE SAYS,
"CAN YOU DO ME A SMALL FAVOR?" IT TRANSLATES TO, "WHAT I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU WILL RUIN YOUR
DAY. IT'S PRETTY SPOT ON. IT'S GOOD.
[ APPLAUSE ] HEY, I READ THAT SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS SPENDING $2 BILLION
TO UPGRADE THEIR PLANES WITH FASTER WI-FI, CHARGING PORTS, AND LARGER OVERHEAD BINS
YEAH MEANWHILE, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SPIRIT AIRLINES IS ADDING
WINDOWS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
I SAW THAT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WAS JUST CAST IN "DUNE: PART II."
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
HE'S PLAYING THE EMPEROR ALONGSIDE TIMOTHEE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA, WHO ARE COMING BACK
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GO AROUND THE STUDIO AND SEE WHO COULD DO THE BEST
IMPRESSION OF CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN "DUNE. ALL RIGHT, HERE.
I'LL GO FIRST. THE SPICE MUST FLOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
HIGGINS? HIGGINS, LET'S HEAR YOUR BEST "DUNE" CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.
>> Steve: ALL RIGHT, READY >> Jimmy: YEAH *
>> Steve: FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH THAT'S ACTUALLY -- THAT'S ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT
JAMES, LET'S HEAR YOUR WALKEN. * >> IF YOU WALK DOWN RIVER YOU'D
SOUND A LOT LIKE MY FRIEND [ LAUGHTER ] SMOOTH JEFFERY
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HE WAS 30 YEARS OLD AND NOW HE'S 31 YEARS OLD.
HE'S A REALLY BAD DANCER [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE MAKES ME GO TO THE CLUBS
WITH HIM ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] HE SAID HE WON'T BE MY FRIEND
ANYMORE IF I DON'T AND LET'S FACE IT. I'M NOT EXACTLY IN A POSITION
TO BE CHOOSY IN THE FRIENDS DEPARTMENT SMOOTH JEFFREY'S SIGNATURE MOVE
IS CALLED THE FLOP [ LAUGHTER ] I'D SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT RIGHT
NOW, BUT I'M NOT WEARING THE RIGHT KIND OF PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SMOOTH JEFFREY
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. MOVING ON, GOT SOME SPORTS NEWS
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME SPORTS NEWS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WHAT WAS IT CALLED, THE FLOP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE -
HE'S GOING OFF - >> Steve: HE STARTED GOING OFF HIS OWN TANGENT.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S WHAT WE DID JAMES REHEARSED A DIFFERENT BIT EARLIER TODAY.
WE JUST ADDED THOSE CARDS JUST TO SEE IF HE'D READ THEM [ LAUGHTER ]
IT MADE US LAUGH [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
REHEARSAL, IT WAS LIKE TWO LINES? YEAH, ONE DID IT
LIKE EIGHT CARDS GUYS, MOVING ON, SOME SPORTS NEWS
RICH STRIKE, THE 80-1 LONG SHOT HORSE THAT JUST WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY, IS SKIPPING THE
NEXT RACE IN THE TRIPLE CROWN AND COMING BACK FOR THE THIRD RACE
YEAH HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING MORE RELATABLE THAN EXERCISING FOR
TWO MINUTES AND THEN TAKING A MONTH OFF. [ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S A LITTLE SUSPECT, THOUGH, RIGHT? I MEAN, IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN
WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOCKING WIN THEN SUDDENLY NEED TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A COMPANY CALLED PLUFL HAS CREATED THE WORLD'S
FIRST HUMAN-SIZED DOG BED AND IT COSTS $400. HERE IT IS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I CAN'T
TELL WHAT'S MORE ANNOYING, THE BED, THE PRICE, OR THAT I JUST HAD TO SAY THE WORD PLUFL.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, PLUFL YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE A DATING
APP FOR SINGLE DOGS IN YOUR AREA [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN? YEAH FOR THE LOW REASONABLE PRICE OF
$400, YOU CAN LIVE JUST LIKE YOUR DOG [ LAUGHTER ]
VERY EASY TO USE JUST GET IN, TURN AROUND THREE TIMES.
TURN AROUND THREE MORE TIMES THE OTHER WAY. LIE DOWN AND DREAM ABOUT
RABBITS. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO HER AND
PLAYING "BOX OF LIES"! PLUS WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM SNAIL MAIL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK
YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS AS ELEVEN ON
"STRANGER THINGS." SEASON FOUR PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX
GOSH, I LOVE HER SHE IS AWESOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING
TO HER, AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "BOX OF LIES." >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: PLUS, THIS IS HER FIRST TIME ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF
I SCHECK MY IN BOX I RETURN SOME E-MAILS. AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK
YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT
BEHIND, AND I WAS JUST WONDERING, IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND, COULD I WRITE OUT MY
WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW FOR YOU GUYS [ APPLAUSE ]
I APPRECIATE IT. JAMES, SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE?
* >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LIKE SMOOTH JEFFREY.
>> SMOOTH JEFFREY. >> Steve: HE'S WEARING THE WRONG PANTS, THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, APPLE, FOR OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUING THE
iPOD OR AS IT'S ALSO KNOWN, GOING TO THE BIG JUNK DRAWER IN THE SKY
[ APPLAUSE ] I'VE STILL GOT MINE. >> Steve: YEAH
IT'S NOT CHARGED >> Jimmy: NO *
THANK YOU, SUBWAY, ANNOUNCING THEY'RE FACING A MEAT SHORTAGE FOR MAKING EVERY ARBY'S AD FEEL
LIKE A RANSOM NOTE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WE HAVE THE MEATS."
"WHAT DOES IT SAY? IT SAYS, "WE HAVE THE MEAT." >> Steve: "WE HAVE THE MEAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NEW
TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 2," FOR SHOWING US WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THE SMURFS GOT REALLY
INTO CROSSFIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, ESTATE SALES, FOR BEING A CLASSY WAY TO SAY, "WHO WANTS TO BUY SOME HAUNTED
FURNITURE? [ APPLAUSE ] *
THANK YOU, SUSHI, FOR NOT BEING CALLED FISH ROLL-UPS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S AN OPTION >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AN OPTION.
THANK YOU, BOSTON CELTICS, FOR HAVING A LOGO THAT SAYS THE KEY TO BEING GOOD AT BASKETBALL IS
SMOKING, USING A CANE, AND HAVING A BEER BELLY. [ APPLAUSE ]
* THANK YOU, FRIDAY THE 13th, OR AS MILLENNIAL JASON VOORHEES
CALLS YOU, "FRI-YAY THE 13th." [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SORRY, HIGGINS, I HEARD YOU LAUGHING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I GOT IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU SAW
SOMETHING? >> Steve: YEAH, I SAW SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ABOUT MILLENNIALS. >> Steve: YEAH, HE SAYS,
"FRI-YAY THE 13th. >> Jimmy: WITH THE BACKWARDS BASEBALL HAT
>> Steve: YEAH JASON VOORHEES HE'S GOT A --.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ WHISPERING ECHO >> Steve: HE'S GOT A SKATEBOARD
TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GARDEN HOSES, FOR HAVING TWO SPEEDS BARELY TRICKLING OR HURRICANE
HARPER IT'S LIKE, "WOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
* THANK YOU, COCKTAIL SHAKERS, FOR BEING MARACAS FOR
ALCOHOLICS HEY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WHEN WE COME BACK I'M PLAYING
"BOX OF LIES" WITH MILLIE BOBBY BROWN COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "BOX OF LIES.
BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP SHE STARS IN "STRANGER THINGS.
SEASON 4 PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON NOW. COME ON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
COME ON. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. I MISS YOU
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO >> Jimmy: MILLIE, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
WE HAVE NINE MYSTERY BOXES CONTAINING OBJECTS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE
OKAY ON YOUR TURN, YOU PICK A BOX, TAKE OUT THE OBJECT, AND
DESCRIBE IT TO YOUR OPPONENT >> CAN I SIT DOWN? >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE.
>> OH, MY, I'M -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN READY FOR THIS. >> Jimmy: NO
REALLY >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO DESCRIBE
WHAT'S IN THE BOX, PUT IT OUT THERE, AND THEN I AND YOU DECIDE IF WE'RE TELLING THE
TRUTH -- I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. OR IF WE'RE LYING.
OKAY >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ALREADY
PLAYING RIGHT NOW? I'M IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I TOTALLY DO
YOU HAVE NO CLUE ARE YOU READY? TO GO --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY I
TALK THAT'S THE WAY I TALK TO YOU >> BERATING ME
>> Jimmy: IT WAS, RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, BUD, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
YOU CAN PICK YOUR BOX. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE?
>> FOUR! >> Jimmy: FOUR [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
>> HE WAS JUST SO PASSIONATE ABOUT FOUR >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS VERY
PASSIONATE ABOUT FOUR. >> ALL RIGHT [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
>> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE A HINT RIGHT HERE >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A LITTLE LIGHT.
>> NO, I'VE JUST GOT HUGE GUNS [ LAUGHTER ] HUGE GUNS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEP.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
* >> THE MUSIC ALL RIGHT.
JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A
A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET KIND OF. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT A A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH.
AND IT'S THE DEMOGORGON FROM THE SHOW, A TOY DEMOGORGON PAINTING
E.T. >> Jimmy: A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET.
>> YEP YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
AGAIN? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S UP FOR INTERPRETATION
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PAINTING E.T. WITH MY EYESHADOW PALETTE FROM FLORENCE
BY MILLS >> Jimmy: AH NOW, I KNOW -- YEAH, YEAH, I
KNOW THE - >> YES >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOUR MAKEUP
LINE, YES. >> AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. WITH A MAKEUP BRUSH.
>> Jimmy: E.T. >> YEP MM-HMM
>> Jimmy: E.T. AND YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "E.T."
>> UM, I DON'T KNOW. HAVE I >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY YOUNG.
>> AM I? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I ACTUALLY KNOW
HOW OLD YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE YOUNG BUT YOU'VE SEEN "E.T." BEFORE.
YOU LOVED IT >> LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
WHAT CHARACTER DID YOU LOVE IN "E.T." >> E.T. HIMSELF.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS IN THERE.
HOW ABOUT THE BOY? >> I LOVED THE BOY >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
>> ELLIOTT >> Jimmy: HMM. YOU DO KNOW "E.T."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OR DID I JUST READ A SYNOPSIS BEFORE I CAME OUT
HERE >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CHILD'S PLAY SET IS WHAT THREW ME.
THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. >> WELL, DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: YES. THEY DON'T HAVE PLAY SETS. >> THEY DON'T HAVE TOYS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOYS ARE BANNED FROM THE HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] TOYS ARE BANNED FROM THE HOUSE, ONLY BOOKS
A CHILD'S PLAY SET TO ME SEEMS LIKE A SWING SET OR SOMETHING. THAT'S A PLAY SET.
>> NO. I MEAN LIKE A TOY ALMOST SOMETHING THAT YOU GO OY, OY
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOY AND A PAINTING OF
A DEMOGORGON, "E.T." TOO MANY DETAILS I'M GOING TO SAY
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, YOU LIE. >> EW! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ]
COME ON. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT.
COME ON, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? WHY MESS WITH THE BEST
I'M SORRY. OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE A
A GOOD ACTOR WHICH ONE, GUYS? [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
>> I'M GOING TO PUT -- MY "E.T." FOR LATER I'M GOING TO PUT IT THIS WAY
I'M HERE WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
PHEW * MM-HMM
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> GO! TELL ME. >> Jimmy: IT IS -- IT'S LIKE A
A CHILD'S PLAY SET [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS A BOWL
FULL OF CHEF BOYARDEE. >> WHAT'S THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT. PASTA.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A BOWL OF -- I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT, BUT IT'S
CHEF BOYARDEE BECAUSE THE CAN IS NEXT TO IT. IT'S A CANNED FOOD IN AMERICA.
>> OH, OKAY. I'M FROM ENGLAND >> Jimmy: SORRY, YOU'RE FROM
ENGLAND. YEP. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND IN THAT BOWL IS A HEAD THAT LOOKS TO ME LIKE ELON MUSK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK HEAD IN THE CHEF BOYARDEE.
SO IT'S LIKE PASTA WITH ELON MUSK'S HEAD >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HEADS. >> HEADS >> Jimmy: YES.
IT'S LIKE FLOATING >> MULTIPLE DIFFERENT HEADS? >> Jimmy: FLOATING LIKE --
>> HOW MANY? >> Jimmy: FOUR >> FOUR.
I KNOW YOU ARE LYING >> Jimmy: HOW? >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE
LIAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? ARE YOU SURE >> I'M POSITIVE.
I DON'T WANT TO ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS. I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, ASK ME - >> NO, I -- OKAY, FINE FINE, FINE
I'LL ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION WHAT SHAPE PASTA IS IT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: I WAS LYING!
YOU WON! YOU KNEW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* IT'S SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD SMELL
THE PASTA. SO THEN I STARTED TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING UP.
AND I MESSED UP. >> YOU GOT NERVOUS YOU GOT REALLY NERVOUS
AS SOON -- YOU KNOW WHAT GAVE -- JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
IT'S WHEN -- I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU -- AS SOON AS I ASKED HOW MANY HEADS, YOU JUST WENT
STRAIGHT FOR FOUR. >> Jimmy: OH >> WHEN YOU JUST SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN ONE MORE LOOK AT HOW MANY ELON MUSK HEADS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
WERE IN THAT BOWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. I COULD REALLY COUNT FOUR.
>> WELL, ANYWAYS >> Jimmy: IT'D BE FOUR >> IT'S MY TURN NOW.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT'S YOUR TURN. YES. [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
THEY'RE SAYING EIGHT FIVE IS THE ONE. OKAY
>> DID THAT SCARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DID A LITTLE BIT.
IT WOKE ME UP. OKAY, HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE WAS NOT A LIE. SO I FIGURE MAYBE THIS ONE
YOU'RE GOING TO PROBABLY THINK OF SOMETHING OR, THE PRESSURE'S ON.
YOUR FACE IS GETTING RED SO - >> IT'S MY BLUSH
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY IT IS A CROC
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SANDAL KIND OF SHOE >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHAT A CROC
IS >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A
A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET WAS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY.
THANK YOU. >> STUFFED WITH PASTA. SPAGHETTI PASTA.
COOKED AND IT'S GOING THROUGH THE HOLES OF THE CROC.
AND THERE'S A WATERMELON-FLAVORED SOUR PATCH KID IN -- DROWNING, REALLY, IN
THE SPAGHETTI. >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THEY'RE WATERMELON FLAVOR?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN ON THE BOTTOM AND THEY'RE ONE OF MY
FAVORITES, ACTUALLY. I EAT THEM ON SET QUITE -- >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SEE THE
BOTTOM IF HE'S DROWNING IN THE -- >> NO, I SEE IT.
I CAN SEE IT FROM THE TOP. FROM THE TOP ANGLE, I SEE IT'S GREEN.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND ALSO SPAGHETTI IS QUITE, YOU KNOW, THIN, SO I CAN SEE
THROUGH THE SPAGHETTI. >> Jimmy: OH, I KNOW SPAGHETTI, 'CAUSE I WAS JUST LYING ABOUT
IT >> I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING TWO
SPAGHETTIS THAT'S -- WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF CHOOSING TWO SPAGHETTIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR WRITERS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE GOOD. OH, YOU'RE GOOD. [ APPLAUSE ]
OH, YOU'RE GOOD. I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD
WAIT, CAN I TRY? ONE MORE
>> ONE MORE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
>> THREE, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: MY MAN, THREE RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, LOOK SO LIGHT
OH, MY GOSH. IT'S LIKE THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THERE MIGHT BE WHO KNOWS?
>> YOUR FACE IS SO RED >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S JUST AWESOME.
[ LAUGHTER ] * YOU READY TO GET INTO THIS
WORLD? >> I DON'T KNOW. AM I
>> Jimmy: I MEAN MY BRAIN. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SEE WHAT I SAW DO YOU WANT TO SEE I'LL TAKE MY TIME A LITTLE BIT
ON THIS ONE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: IS MY ACTING GETTING
BETTER >> NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S A -- BASEBALL
HAT. >> MM. >> Jimmy: BUT ONE THAT HOLDS
THE DRINKS AND ONE DRINK -- YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEERS -
>> NO. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> IS IT WHERE THEY DRINK THE BEER THROUGH STRAWS?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> IS IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ONE -- INSTEAD OF BEER, THOUGH, ONE IS PEPTO BISMOL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND ONE IS - ONE IS -- HMM.
WHAT IS THAT [ LAUGHTER ] I LEARN FROM THE BEST, BUD
ONE IS HOT SAUCE >> WHAT KIND [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T WEAR MY GLASSES, OF COURSE BUT I CAN TELL BY THE BOTTLE
THAT IT'S SRIRACHA >> SRIRACHA MAYO OR JUST REGULAR SRIRACHA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REGULAR SRIRACHA >> UH-HUH.
I'M SAYING THAT -- THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY I'M SAYING IT IS A PARTIAL LIE
I THINK YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH IN SOME PLACES BUT I THINK THAT I'VE GOT YOU ON THIS
HAT. I DON'T THINK IT'S THIS KIND OF HAT.
YOU'VE ACCEPTED MY SUGGESTION FAR TOO QUICKLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S ONE OF THOSE BEER HATS >> Jimmy: HOW COULD IT BE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE GAME.
SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICE >> YOU LIE >> Jimmy: YOU THINK I LIE?
OH, I TELL THE TRUTH >> NO! >> Jimmy: YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] REDEEMED MYSELF!
I REDEEMED MYSELF! MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, EVERYBODY! I'M SO HAPPY
I REDEEMED MYSELF. I DID, I LEARNED I LEARNED FROM THE BEST.
>> YOU DID SO GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING TO MILLIE AFTER THE BREAK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS AS ELEVEN ON "STRANGER
THINGS." SEASON FOUR PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW.
FIRST OFF, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THAT GAME. AND YOU TAUGHT ME -- YOU TAUGHT
ME A LITTLE ACTING LESSON. >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT, FROM THE
BEST I LOVED IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "STRANGER
THINGS." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FIRST HALF OF
SEASON 4, VOLUME 1, PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERYONE'S FREAKING OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS SEASON WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ELEVEN
>> MY GOSH WHAT ISN'T HAPPENING WITH ELEVEN
I THINK WHAT -- THE MAIN PART AND THE SLOGAN OF THIS STORYLINE IS, "IT'S THE
BEGINNING OF THE END." AND WE REALLY HAVE TO DIG DEEP INTO HER BEGINNING, AND HOW SHE
BECAME WHO SHE IS WITH THE PEOPLE AROUND HER, AND HOW TO GAIN THAT AUTONOMY AND BECOME
THIS WOMAN ON HER OWN. SO THIS STORYLINE, THIS SEASON REALLY DIGS INTO THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD WE GET SOME ANSWERS? >> YES, DEFINITELY LOTS OF
ANSWERS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, ALL RIGHT.
>> LOTS OF CRYING, LOTS OF LAUGHING >> Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE YOU
GOT YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT FROM WATCHING "HANNAH MONTANA." >> I DID
I DID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS TRUE
>> YES, ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, BECAUSE I WATCHED
"BUGSY MALONE" AND "GODFATHER" WHEN I WAS LIKE, EIGHT >> Jimmy: I LOVE
"BUGSY MALONE. >> YEAH, LOVE IT AND I -- YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, WATCHING ALL THESE MOVIES WITH ME AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT
'HANNAH MONTANA' IS LIKE, OSCAR-NOMINATING LIKE, IT'S SO GOOD."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HANNAH MONTANA"'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LIKE THE FILM, EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS
AMAZING. AND I GOT THE AMERICAN ACCENT. SO I WOULD ALWAYS LITERALLY
JUST BE LIKE "HI." LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY?
AND THEN, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: DO YOU DO, LIKE, ACCENTS WHEN YOU SEE THEM ON --
LIKE, YOU WATCH MOVIES >> YEAH, I LIKE TO -- TO SEE CHARACTERS, AND THEN I JUST DO
THE ACCENT AS LONG AS I'VE WATCHED IT FOR LONG ENOUGH, I CAN KIND OF GET
IT TO SOMEWHAT OF A T. >> Jimmy: LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING NOW
>> "INVENTING ANNA." >> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> WHEN -- YEAH. SO, LIKE, I WAS IN THE HOTEL LOBBY THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY
WERE LIKE MISS BROWN, WE HAVE TO RUN YOUR CARD AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE, "RUN IT AGAIN!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "IT MUST BE YOUR SYSTEM! AND IT WAS -
"WHY DO YOU LOOK POOR? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
DO YOU DO ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS? >> YEAH, WINONA RYDER FROM
SEASON ONE >> Jimmy: OH, "STRANGER THINGS"?
>> WHEN SHE'S -- YEAH, NOAH AND I LIKE TO DO THIS ONE. NOAH'S LIKE, "MOM, I'M IN THE
UPSIDE DOWN. AND SHE'S LIKE, "COME ON, BABY, I AM HERE.
I AM COMING TO FIND YOU, HONEY. >> Jimmy: WOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WINONA, I LOVE HOW YOU DID THAT
NOAH WAS JUST HERE, BY THE WAY HE WAS ON THE SHOW AND HE'S GREAT.
NOAH -- NOAH SCHNAPP, HI I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS TELLING ME THE LAST NIGHT OF FILMING, I
WANT TO SAY -- >> YES >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU PLAYED A
A PRETTY BIG PRANK ON HIM. >> YEAH. WELL, HE'S THE BIGGEST
PRANKSTER OF THEM ALL. I TOO, AM PRETTY BAD BUT HE -- HE GOES TO GREAT
EXTENTS. SO WE THOUGHT AS A CREW, THAT WE NEEDED TO GET HIM BACK.
SO IT WAS 4:00 A.M WE WERE IN NEW MEXICO. HE WAS ON SET, AND IT WAS THE
LAST NIGHT OF SHOOTING SO WE THOUGHT, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET HIM, THAN TO GET HIM TO
BASE CAMP, AND WE HAD TRASH BINS FILLED WITH WATER BALLOONS ALL AROUND, AND WE TURNED ALL
THE LIGHTS OFF AT BASE CAMP. I CALLED HIM, CRYING "NOAH, I'M JUST SO UPSET THAT,
YOU KNOW, THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ME. PLEASE JUST COME BACK TO BASE
CAMP I'M LEAVING NOW. "OKAY, MILL, OKAY, I'LL BE
HERE." HE GETS TO BASE CAMP I'M LIKE, "NOAH, I GOT YOU A
A PRESENT," YOU KNOW AND I GOT HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR PARK
AND ALL OF US, ABOUT 20 PEOPLE, RAID HIM ABSOLUTELY INVADE HIM.
AND IT'S BAD BUT THEN HE -- HE GOT REALLY AGGRESSIVE WITH IT
HE GOT ME ON THE FLOOR, ABSOLUTELY JUST -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LIKE, MY GOD, I'M A GIRL. >> Jimmy: WE - >> WHAT IS THIS?
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VIDEO. CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS REAL
>> Jimmy: HOW -- HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST?
[ APPLAUSE ] HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST? >> I'M NOT KIDDING YOU,
15 MINUTES LIKE, IT WAS THE LONGEST VIDEO IT WAS SO INSANE
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU WORRIED THAT HE'S GONNA GET YOU BACK? >> WHEN -- I'M ALWAYS -- I
LITERALLY, WHEN I SEE HIM, I'M LIKE, TERRIFIED, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE, ONE STEP AT A TIME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THERE'S A
A VIDEO YOU BROUGHT, OF YOU AND NOAH DOING THE FRUIT BY THE FOOT CHALLENGE
>> YES >> Jimmy: NOW, WHAT IS THAT EXACTLY?
>> WE WERE ON SET, REALLY, REALLY BORED, BIDING TIME, AND THOUGHT, "WHAT BETTER WAY TO
NOT DO SCHOOL, AND TO RACE EACH OTHER WITH FRUIT BY THE FOOT?" SO YOU EXTEND THE WHOLE FRUIT
BY THE FOOT, AND THEN YOU JUST - NO -- USING NO HANDS, YOU HAVE
TO EAT IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- YOU BROUGHT US THIS VIDEO OF THAT,
HERE'S - >> I DID >> Jimmy: DOING THE FRUIT BY
THE FOOT CHALLENGE
SET.
GO >> Jimmy: WAIT, LOOK AT YOU! ARE YOU GAGGING?
>> YEAH, HE WAS ALMOST VOMITING >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU.
>> OH, THAT WAS AWFUL! >> Jimmy: YES! WOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE THE DANCE AT THE END. THE VICTORY DANCE.
THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD >> YEAH, SO I BRING THEM EVERYWHERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME
>> YES, BECAUSE I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW, WHAT BETTER WAY TO LEAVE?
WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER OFTEN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> I NEED TO TEACH YOU
SOMETHING ELSE YOU KNOW, A FEW ACTING TIPS AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS >> Jimmy: FRUIT BY THE FOOT
CHALLENGE. YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME >> I DO, I DO.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY COMPETITIVE
YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT? >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> OKAY, SO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE DO? >> SO WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO,
IS YOU'RE GOING TO EXTEND THE WHOLE THING. >> Jimmy: MM-HM.
>> NOAH'S GONNA DIE WHEN HE SEES THIS. BY THE WAY, EVERYONE REFUSED TO
DO IT ON SET WITH US LIKE, FINN WAS LIKE, "LEAVE ME ALONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UM, OKAY THEN, WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO,
IS YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE PAPER OFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
>> OKAY, NOW SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE HAS TO MAKE SURE WE'RE AT THE SAME LENGTH
WE DON'T LIKE A CHEATER. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> OKAY? PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH >> Jimmy: OH, YOU PUT IT IN
YOUR MOUTH >> YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO. WHAT
OKAY ARE WE AT THE SAME LENGTH? >> NO.
>> I'M LONGER, RIGHT >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
>> ARE WE -- ARE WE GOOD >> THREE, TWO, ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE CHAMPION
COME ON. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW DID YOU DO THAT? IT'S SO GOOD >> THEY'RE SO GOOD
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY DELICIOUS. EVERYONE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU A
A CLIP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL IN MY MOUTH
HERE'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IN SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK.
>> ANGELA! *
[ SCREAMING >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS" PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
HEY, GUYS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION
IT'S "IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT MASK? >> IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT
MASK >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE GAME WHERE WE PICK A RANDOM AUDIENCE
MEMBER AND GUESS IF THERE'S A STACHE UNDER THEIR MASK. WE'VE DONE IT A FEW TIMES ON
THE SHOW IT'S SWEEPING THE NATION PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S
AUDIENCE MEMBER, ISHON PARMAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME. ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS VERY GOOD. ISHON, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> LOS ALTOS, CALIFORNIA
>> Jimmy: HEY, LOS ALTOS, CALIFORNIA [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S ALL I CAN ASK YOU RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU HAVE A STACHE UNDER THAT
MASK TARIQ, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST, BUD
YOU CAN ASK HIM ONE QUESTION, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR GUESS.
>> Tariq: IF I TOOK A PIECE OF TAPE, MASKING TAPE, ELECTRICAL TAPE, AND TAPED IT DOWN ON YOUR
UPPER LIP, AND THEN SNATCHED IT OFF REALLY HARD, WOULD IT BE PAINFUL, VERY PAINFUL OR WOULD
IT BE NOT SO PAINFUL >> NOT SO PAINFUL. I'M PRETTY -- I'VE GOT A HIGH
PAIN TOLERANCE >> Steve: THAT'S ZERO. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GUESS?
>> Tarik: I'M GOING TO SAY NO STACHE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HIGGINS,
YOUR TURN. EVERYONE'S WAITING WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION
>> Steve: EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR ME >> Jimmy: THE WORLD IS
>> Steve: WELL, THEN I'LL HURRY UP I WON'T STAKE ANY TIME TO ASK
THIS QUESTION. THE QUESTION'S GOING TO COME OUT NOW.
NOT WASTING ANYONE'S TIME. I'M GOING TO ASK ISHON A A QUESTION
THE QUESTION IS -- >> Jimmy: SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT OF
>> Steve: I THOUGHT OF THIS QUESTION TO DETERMINE IF YOU HAVE A STACHE OR NOT
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WASTE TIME >> Steve: NO, I DON'T WANT TO
WASTE TIME PEOPLE HAVE STUFF TO DO. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THESE PEOPLE'S TIME. >> Jimmy: WE APPRECIATE THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NEW YORK CITY! COME ON!
IF YOU WERE, SAY -- NOT THAT YOU WOULD. BUT IF YOU WERE TO WRITE A
A PAPER ON PORNOGRAPHY, LET'S SAY, WOULD YOU WRITE IT ON THE '70s BRAND OR MODERN DAY
THAT IS MY QUESTION TO YOU >> I'M ON THE YOUNGER SIDE SO I'D SAY THE MODERN DAY.
>> Steve: OH, OKAY I GOT THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Steve: I'VE GOT THIS. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ZIG-ZAGGING
AWAY FROM THE QUESTIONS. PAIN TOLERANCE YOUNGER SIDE
I'M GOING TO SAY STACHE. >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'RE GOING THE OPPOSITE WAY.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THINKING STACHE
MY TURN. HERE WE GO >> Steve: ARE YOU GOING TO ASK
HIM A QUESTION >> Jimmy: MM-HMM WHEN YOU EAT CHILI -
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: -- DO YOU KIND OF SMELL IT ALL DAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Steve: THAT COULD BE BECAUSE
HE HAS GAS [ LAUGHTER ] OR A STOMACH ISSUE
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING
I'M REALLY CLOSE I WILL SAY HE'S GOT DECENT SIDEBURNS.
SO I'M GOING TO SAY I THINK HE HAS A STACHE >> Steve: WE GOT TWO STACHE.
>> Jimmy: AND ONE NO STACHE. HERE WE GO >> IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT
MASK OH YEAH
* LOOK AT THAT I LOVE THAT.
HE DOES HAVE A STACHE. FOR PLAYING YOU WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF TURTLE WAX
[ APPLAUSE ] TURTLE WAX WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE
FAMILY THIS HAS BEEN "IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT MASK."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GLORY" FROM HER CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ALBUM "VALENTINE," PLEASE
WELCOME SNAIL MAIL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * YOU WANT IT ALL SUPERSTA
JESUS DIED JUST TO SAVE YOU * * WALK ME DOW
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVAR GET ME HIG IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM *
* YOU OWN M YOU OWN ME I COULD NEVER HURT YOU MY
LOVE * * YOU KNOW ME * *
WE'LL MOVE TO MALIBU * * WHERE THE DRINKS ARE HARD
YOU MAKE THEM GO DOWN SMOOTH YOU WANNA MAKE IT HURT * * SUPERSTAR
WHEN YOU TOOK TOO MUCH IN THE BEDROOM * * YOU OWN M
YOU OWN ME I COULD NEVER HURT YOU MY LOVE *
* YOU KNOW ME YOU OWN ME YOU OWN ME *
* COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU STRAIGHT O SHINING IN YOUR GLORY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SNAIL MAIL "VALENTINE" IS OUT NOW
MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN SNAIL MAIL ONCE AGAIN!
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE
BUH-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *