1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,445 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:20,020 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:24,057 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 4 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:31,498 MUSICAL GUEST SNAIL MAIL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:41,574 >> Questlove: 1653 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:41,608 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:57,824 * * 8 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:05,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC! WHAT'S UP, HIGGINS 9 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:10,070 LOOK AT THIS CROWD COME ON, THAT'S A FRIDAY CROWD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,805 NEW YORK CITY RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,874 ENJOY YOURSELVES SIT DOWN, ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:18,478 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 13 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:22,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. 14 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,517 GUYS, TODAY ELON MUSK SAID HE NEEDS MORE DETAILS ABOUT HOW MANY SPAM ACCOUNTS ARE ON 15 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:30,090 TWITTER. AND UNTIL THEN HIS $44 BILLION DEAL TO BUY IS TEMPORARILY ON 16 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:36,963 HOLD [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OOH. 17 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,366 >> Jimmy: YEP. TEMPORARILY ON HOLD. WHEN THEY HEARD, EVEN VERIZON 18 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,769 CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS WERE LIKE "OH, HE'S NOT COMING BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,939 ELON MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING WITH THE SPAM ACCOUNTS IT'S A LITTLE ODD THAT CHEF 20 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,109 BOYARDEE HAS 800 MILLION FOLLOWERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,246 THAT'S RIGHT, ELON MUSK'S PURCHASE OF TWITTER IS ON HOLD IN A STATEMENT HE SAID, "I NEED 22 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:57,517 TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TWITTER'S USER GROWTH." THEN TWITTER CEO JACK DORSEY 23 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,453 SAID, "LOOK AT ME. I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT GROWTH." 24 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,523 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN ELON SAID, "I'M ONLY BUYING TWITTER IF I KNOW IT CAN 25 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:07,060 EXPAND." AND DORSEY SAID, "BELIEVE ME, THINGS ARE EXPANDING RAPIDLY." 26 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:11,297 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ELON SAID, "I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING CLEARLY." 27 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:16,202 AND DORSEY SAID, "I WANT THAT TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:20,140 WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. 29 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,410 >> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS COOL. ON SUNDAY NIGHT A TOTAL BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE IS GOING TO RISE 30 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:28,348 OVER THE U.S >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, A TOTAL BLOOD 31 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,384 MOON ECLIPSE IT'S LIKE EVERY "TWILIGHT" MOVIE TITLE ROLLED INTO ONE. 32 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:35,455 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S VERY EXCITING A RED MOON 33 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:39,826 OR, AS MARS PUT IT - [ SLOW CLAPPING HOW ORIGINAL 34 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,295 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, GET THIS APPARENTLY INFLATION HAS CAUSED 35 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:47,100 A LOT OF CONSUMERS INCLUDING YOUNG PEOPLE TO DO LESS ONLINE SHOPPING 36 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,303 AND NOW MALLS ARE ATTEMPTING TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN. 37 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,305 BUT I THINK THEY'RE TRYING A A LITTLE TOO HARD. LOOK AT IN COMMERCIAL I SAW 38 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:52,672 LOOK AT IN COMMERCIAL I SAW TODAY. 39 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:54,574 * 40 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,110 >> WHAT UP, FAM? [ AIR HORN ] ONLINE SHOPPING'S DANK 41 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,612 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALWAYS SAVAGE MALLS. 42 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,915 >> MALL! >> THAT'S RIGHT. FORGET PRIME 43 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,385 WE GOT A FOUNTAIN FULL OF DIMES. >> AND PENNIES 44 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,253 >> SO YASSIFY YOUR TRIP AT ALL THE -- >> DOPE! 45 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:10,657 >> STORES LIKE HOT TOPIC >> STRAIGHT FIRE >> LIDS. 46 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,493 >> NO CAP. >> SPENCER GIFTS >> LAVA LAMPS. 47 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,562 >> CLAIRE'S. >> NO PARENTS ALLOWED. >> BUILD A BEAR. 48 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:19,065 >> GET STUFFED >> PLUS ABERCROMBIE. >> AND BISH. 49 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,801 >> OH, AND IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THIRSTY A.F. HIT UP THAT JAMBA. 50 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:25,405 >> THE JUICE IS LOOSE. >> AND DID I MENTION THE ESCALATORS 51 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:30,210 * [ LAUGHTER ] SO DON'T BE A SIMP 52 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,814 GET SOME FREE SAMPS AT PANDA EXPRESS. MAKE SBARRO YOUR SBAE. 53 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,284 AND GO STRAIGHT UP BALLS TO THE WALL >> PAID FOR BY CROSSGATES MALL 54 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:47,160 IN ALBANY, NEW YORK. [ GOAT SCREAMING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 55 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,763 >> Jimmy: HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. THE USDA HAS ISSUED A PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT OVER GROUND BEEF 56 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:56,169 FROM WHOLE FOODS THAT COULD CONTAIN PLASTIC FRAGMENTS. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SINCE IT'S 57 00:03:56,169 --> 00:04:00,707 WHOLE FOODS IT'S AT LEAST ORGANIC GRASS-FED PLASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,575 YEP, CUSTOMERS KNEW THERE WAS PLASTIC WHEN IT FELT LIKE THE ROOF OF THEIR MOUTH HAD STEPPED 59 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:07,380 ON A LEGO. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHOLE FOODS ISN'T WORRIED. 60 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:11,217 NOW THEY'RE SELLING IT AS A REAL IMPOSSIBLE BURGER [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,688 HEY, THIS IS COOL. I SAW THAT GOOGLE JUST UNVEILED PROTOTYPE GLASSES THAT CAN 62 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:18,425 ACTUALLY TRANSLATE LANGUAGES FOR YOU IN REAL TIME BASICALLY, SOMEONE COULD SPEAK 63 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,594 A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND THE TRANSLATION WILL APPEAR ON YOUR LENS 64 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,762 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S REAL. 65 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,702 >> YOU SHOULD BE SEEING WHAT I'M SAYING, JUST TRANSCRIBED FOR YOU IN REAL TIME 66 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:36,242 KIND OF LIKE SUBTITLES FOR THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL? 67 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:40,647 YEAH NOT ONLY THAT, APPARENTLY THE GLASSES CAN ALSO TRANSLATE WHAT 68 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,248 PEOPLE ACTUALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY CERTAIN PHRASES TO YOU IN ENGLISH. 69 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,984 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR INSTANCE, 70 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:47,320 IF SOMEONE SAYS, "DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL? IT TRANSLATES TO, "I KNOW YOU 71 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:53,960 GOT MY E-MAIL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, IF SOMEONE ASKS, "SEE 72 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,098 ANY GOOD SHOWS RECENTLY? TRANSLATES TO, "I JUST FINISHED A SERIES AND I'M ABOUT TO SPOIL 73 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:03,770 THE WHOLE DAMN THING FOR YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, IF SOMEONE SAYS, 74 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,638 "CAN YOU DO ME A SMALL FAVOR?" IT TRANSLATES TO, "WHAT I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU WILL RUIN YOUR 75 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:10,577 DAY. IT'S PRETTY SPOT ON. IT'S GOOD. 76 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:14,381 [ APPLAUSE ] HEY, I READ THAT SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS SPENDING $2 BILLION 77 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:20,820 TO UPGRADE THEIR PLANES WITH FASTER WI-FI, CHARGING PORTS, AND LARGER OVERHEAD BINS 78 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,690 YEAH MEANWHILE, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SPIRIT AIRLINES IS ADDING 79 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:30,463 WINDOWS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 80 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,299 I SAW THAT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WAS JUST CAST IN "DUNE: PART II." 81 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,136 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 82 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:39,406 HE'S PLAYING THE EMPEROR ALONGSIDE TIMOTHEE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA, WHO ARE COMING BACK 83 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,941 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GO AROUND THE STUDIO AND SEE WHO COULD DO THE BEST 84 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,778 IMPRESSION OF CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN "DUNE. ALL RIGHT, HERE. 85 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:52,085 I'LL GO FIRST. THE SPICE MUST FLOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 86 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:56,589 HIGGINS? HIGGINS, LET'S HEAR YOUR BEST "DUNE" CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. 87 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:59,759 >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, READY >> Jimmy: YEAH * 88 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:03,463 >> Steve: FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER [ APPLAUSE ] 89 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,666 >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S ACTUALLY -- THAT'S ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT 90 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:11,338 JAMES, LET'S HEAR YOUR WALKEN. * >> IF YOU WALK DOWN RIVER YOU'D 91 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:19,112 SOUND A LOT LIKE MY FRIEND [ LAUGHTER ] SMOOTH JEFFERY 92 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:25,652 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HE WAS 30 YEARS OLD AND NOW HE'S 31 YEARS OLD. 93 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:30,790 HE'S A REALLY BAD DANCER [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE MAKES ME GO TO THE CLUBS 94 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,461 WITH HIM ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] HE SAID HE WON'T BE MY FRIEND 95 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:41,167 ANYMORE IF I DON'T AND LET'S FACE IT. I'M NOT EXACTLY IN A POSITION 96 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:45,105 TO BE CHOOSY IN THE FRIENDS DEPARTMENT SMOOTH JEFFREY'S SIGNATURE MOVE 97 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:52,979 IS CALLED THE FLOP [ LAUGHTER ] I'D SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT RIGHT 98 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:59,886 NOW, BUT I'M NOT WEARING THE RIGHT KIND OF PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:08,495 >> Steve: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SMOOTH JEFFREY 100 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:14,734 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. MOVING ON, GOT SOME SPORTS NEWS 101 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:18,238 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME SPORTS NEWS [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,773 >> Steve: WHAT WAS IT CALLED, THE FLOP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE - 103 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,842 HE'S GOING OFF - >> Steve: HE STARTED GOING OFF HIS OWN TANGENT. 104 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:27,547 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:30,250 HERE'S WHAT WE DID JAMES REHEARSED A DIFFERENT BIT EARLIER TODAY. 106 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:35,188 WE JUST ADDED THOSE CARDS JUST TO SEE IF HE'D READ THEM [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:44,264 IT MADE US LAUGH [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 108 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:48,301 REHEARSAL, IT WAS LIKE TWO LINES? YEAH, ONE DID IT 109 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:52,772 LIKE EIGHT CARDS GUYS, MOVING ON, SOME SPORTS NEWS 110 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,674 RICH STRIKE, THE 80-1 LONG SHOT HORSE THAT JUST WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY, IS SKIPPING THE 111 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:59,346 NEXT RACE IN THE TRIPLE CROWN AND COMING BACK FOR THE THIRD RACE 112 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:04,050 YEAH HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING MORE RELATABLE THAN EXERCISING FOR 113 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:10,824 TWO MINUTES AND THEN TAKING A MONTH OFF. [ APPLAUSE ] 114 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,426 IT'S A LITTLE SUSPECT, THOUGH, RIGHT? I MEAN, IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN 115 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,296 WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOCKING WIN THEN SUDDENLY NEED TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE. 116 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,898 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A COMPANY CALLED PLUFL HAS CREATED THE WORLD'S 117 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:26,573 FIRST HUMAN-SIZED DOG BED AND IT COSTS $400. HERE IT IS 118 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,542 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I CAN'T 119 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:33,680 TELL WHAT'S MORE ANNOYING, THE BED, THE PRICE, OR THAT I JUST HAD TO SAY THE WORD PLUFL. 120 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,682 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, PLUFL YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE A DATING 121 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,685 APP FOR SINGLE DOGS IN YOUR AREA [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:42,288 CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN? YEAH FOR THE LOW REASONABLE PRICE OF 123 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:46,226 $400, YOU CAN LIVE JUST LIKE YOUR DOG [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,095 VERY EASY TO USE JUST GET IN, TURN AROUND THREE TIMES. 125 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,698 TURN AROUND THREE MORE TIMES THE OTHER WAY. LIE DOWN AND DREAM ABOUT 126 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,067 RABBITS. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 127 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,837 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO HER AND 128 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:02,208 PLAYING "BOX OF LIES"! PLUS WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM SNAIL MAIL 129 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK 130 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,446 YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:30,303 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 132 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,940 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS AS ELEVEN ON 133 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:38,411 "STRANGER THINGS." SEASON FOUR PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX 134 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,481 GOSH, I LOVE HER SHE IS AWESOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IS HERE 135 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:45,819 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING 136 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,889 TO HER, AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "BOX OF LIES." >> Steve: OOH. 137 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,758 >> Jimmy: PLUS, THIS IS HER FIRST TIME ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 138 00:09:51,758 --> 00:10:00,066 WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM SNAIL MAIL TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:03,003 GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF 140 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,839 I SCHECK MY IN BOX I RETURN SOME E-MAILS. AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK 141 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,475 YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 142 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,977 BEHIND, AND I WAS JUST WONDERING, IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND, COULD I WRITE OUT MY 143 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:14,381 WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW FOR YOU GUYS [ APPLAUSE ] 144 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:18,084 I APPRECIATE IT. JAMES, SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? 145 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:22,255 * >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LIKE SMOOTH JEFFREY. 146 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:29,129 >> SMOOTH JEFFREY. >> Steve: HE'S WEARING THE WRONG PANTS, THOUGH. 147 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,565 >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, APPLE, FOR OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUING THE 148 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:39,305 iPOD OR AS IT'S ALSO KNOWN, GOING TO THE BIG JUNK DRAWER IN THE SKY 149 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:46,713 [ APPLAUSE ] I'VE STILL GOT MINE. >> Steve: YEAH 150 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,815 IT'S NOT CHARGED >> Jimmy: NO * 151 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,952 THANK YOU, SUBWAY, ANNOUNCING THEY'RE FACING A MEAT SHORTAGE FOR MAKING EVERY ARBY'S AD FEEL 152 00:10:52,952 --> 00:11:02,696 LIKE A RANSOM NOTE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WE HAVE THE MEATS." 153 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:06,399 "WHAT DOES IT SAY? IT SAYS, "WE HAVE THE MEAT." >> Steve: "WE HAVE THE MEAT. 154 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,337 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NEW 155 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,105 TRAILER FOR "AVATAR 2," FOR SHOWING US WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THE SMURFS GOT REALLY 156 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:26,086 INTO CROSSFIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 157 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,821 THANK YOU, ESTATE SALES, FOR BEING A CLASSY WAY TO SAY, "WHO WANTS TO BUY SOME HAUNTED 158 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:41,101 FURNITURE? [ APPLAUSE ] * 159 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:46,639 THANK YOU, SUSHI, FOR NOT BEING CALLED FISH ROLL-UPS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 160 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,343 THAT'S AN OPTION >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AN OPTION. 161 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,312 THANK YOU, BOSTON CELTICS, FOR HAVING A LOGO THAT SAYS THE KEY TO BEING GOOD AT BASKETBALL IS 162 00:11:52,312 --> 00:12:06,059 SMOKING, USING A CANE, AND HAVING A BEER BELLY. [ APPLAUSE ] 163 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,396 * THANK YOU, FRIDAY THE 13th, OR AS MILLENNIAL JASON VOORHEES 164 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:22,375 CALLS YOU, "FRI-YAY THE 13th." [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:27,514 * THANK YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:43,897 I'M SORRY, HIGGINS, I HEARD YOU LAUGHING [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:48,601 >> Steve: I GOT IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU SAW 168 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,338 SOMETHING? >> Steve: YEAH, I SAW SOMETHING. 169 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,872 >> Jimmy: IT'S ABOUT MILLENNIALS. >> Steve: YEAH, HE SAYS, 170 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:57,110 "FRI-YAY THE 13th. >> Jimmy: WITH THE BACKWARDS BASEBALL HAT 171 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,779 >> Steve: YEAH JASON VOORHEES HE'S GOT A --. 172 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:07,187 [ LAUGHTER ] [ WHISPERING ECHO >> Steve: HE'S GOT A SKATEBOARD 173 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:15,729 TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] * 174 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,630 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GARDEN HOSES, FOR HAVING TWO SPEEDS BARELY TRICKLING OR HURRICANE 175 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:28,308 HARPER IT'S LIKE, "WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 176 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:32,245 * THANK YOU, COCKTAIL SHAKERS, FOR BEING MARACAS FOR 177 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,747 ALCOHOLICS HEY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 178 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,383 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WHEN WE COME BACK I'M PLAYING 179 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,552 "BOX OF LIES" WITH MILLIE BOBBY BROWN COME ON BACK 180 00:13:39,552 --> 00:14:18,425 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 181 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:22,362 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "BOX OF LIES. 182 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,432 BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP SHE STARS IN "STRANGER THINGS. 183 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:31,071 SEASON 4 PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME 184 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:37,143 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,979 COME ON NOW. COME ON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME 186 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:44,084 COME ON. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. I MISS YOU 187 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,753 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO >> Jimmy: MILLIE, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 188 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,689 WE HAVE NINE MYSTERY BOXES CONTAINING OBJECTS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE 189 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,659 OKAY ON YOUR TURN, YOU PICK A BOX, TAKE OUT THE OBJECT, AND 190 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:56,696 DESCRIBE IT TO YOUR OPPONENT >> CAN I SIT DOWN? >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE. 191 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,766 >> OH, MY, I'M -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN READY FOR THIS. >> Jimmy: NO 192 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,901 REALLY >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO DESCRIBE 193 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:06,539 WHAT'S IN THE BOX, PUT IT OUT THERE, AND THEN I AND YOU DECIDE IF WE'RE TELLING THE 194 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,275 TRUTH -- I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. OR IF WE'RE LYING. 195 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,444 OKAY >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ALREADY 196 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,747 PLAYING RIGHT NOW? I'M IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU 197 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,049 KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I TOTALLY DO 198 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,119 YOU HAVE NO CLUE ARE YOU READY? TO GO -- 199 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,187 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY I 200 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,356 TALK THAT'S THE WAY I TALK TO YOU >> BERATING ME 201 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,458 >> Jimmy: IT WAS, RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, BUD, YOU'RE UP FIRST. 202 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,627 YOU CAN PICK YOUR BOX. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? 203 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,162 >> FOUR! >> Jimmy: FOUR [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 204 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,664 >> HE WAS JUST SO PASSIONATE ABOUT FOUR >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS VERY 205 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,068 PASSIONATE ABOUT FOUR. >> ALL RIGHT [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 206 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,571 >> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE A HINT RIGHT HERE >> OH, MY GOSH 207 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,540 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A LITTLE LIGHT. 208 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,910 >> NO, I'VE JUST GOT HUGE GUNS [ LAUGHTER ] HUGE GUNS. 209 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,079 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEP. 210 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:56,256 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 211 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,124 * >> THE MUSIC ALL RIGHT. 212 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:02,896 JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A 213 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:10,904 A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET KIND OF. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT A A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH. 214 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:15,608 AND IT'S THE DEMOGORGON FROM THE SHOW, A TOY DEMOGORGON PAINTING 215 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,912 E.T. >> Jimmy: A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET. 216 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,147 >> YEP YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 217 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,149 AGAIN? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S UP FOR INTERPRETATION 218 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,087 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PAINTING E.T. WITH MY EYESHADOW PALETTE FROM FLORENCE 219 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:34,861 BY MILLS >> Jimmy: AH NOW, I KNOW -- YEAH, YEAH, I 220 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,730 KNOW THE - >> YES >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOUR MAKEUP 221 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:43,370 LINE, YES. >> AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. WITH A MAKEUP BRUSH. 222 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,071 >> Jimmy: E.T. >> YEP MM-HMM 223 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,573 >> Jimmy: E.T. AND YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE "E.T." 224 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,710 >> UM, I DON'T KNOW. HAVE I >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY YOUNG. 225 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,613 >> AM I? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I ACTUALLY KNOW 226 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,716 HOW OLD YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE YOUNG BUT YOU'VE SEEN "E.T." BEFORE. 227 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,685 YOU LOVED IT >> LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 228 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,421 WHAT CHARACTER DID YOU LOVE IN "E.T." >> E.T. HIMSELF. 229 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,056 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS IN THERE. 230 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,692 HOW ABOUT THE BOY? >> I LOVED THE BOY >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 231 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,029 >> ELLIOTT >> Jimmy: HMM. YOU DO KNOW "E.T." 232 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,065 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OR DID I JUST READ A SYNOPSIS BEFORE I CAME OUT 233 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:18,138 HERE >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CHILD'S PLAY SET IS WHAT THREW ME. 234 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,207 THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. >> WELL, DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN, JIMMY? 235 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,610 >> Jimmy: YES. THEY DON'T HAVE PLAY SETS. >> THEY DON'T HAVE TOYS? 236 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,046 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOYS ARE BANNED FROM THE HOUSE. 237 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:31,151 [ LAUGHTER ] TOYS ARE BANNED FROM THE HOUSE, ONLY BOOKS 238 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,887 A CHILD'S PLAY SET TO ME SEEMS LIKE A SWING SET OR SOMETHING. THAT'S A PLAY SET. 239 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,057 >> NO. I MEAN LIKE A TOY ALMOST SOMETHING THAT YOU GO OY, OY 240 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,693 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOY AND A PAINTING OF 241 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:43,096 A DEMOGORGON, "E.T." TOO MANY DETAILS I'M GOING TO SAY 242 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:51,705 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, YOU LIE. >> EW! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 243 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,774 ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] 244 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,843 COME ON. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT. 245 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,145 COME ON, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? WHY MESS WITH THE BEST 246 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,082 WHY MESS WITH THE BEST I'M SORRY. OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE A 247 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:11,725 A GOOD ACTOR WHICH ONE, GUYS? [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 248 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:14,761 >> I'M GOING TO PUT -- MY "E.T." FOR LATER I'M GOING TO PUT IT THIS WAY 249 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:19,466 I'M HERE WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 250 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:26,239 PHEW * MM-HMM 251 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:35,315 MM-HMM [ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 252 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,586 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,155 >> GO! TELL ME. >> Jimmy: IT IS -- IT'S LIKE A 254 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:52,699 A CHILD'S PLAY SET [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS A BOWL 255 00:18:52,699 --> 00:19:00,340 FULL OF CHEF BOYARDEE. >> WHAT'S THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,108 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT. PASTA. 257 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,712 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A BOWL OF -- I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT, BUT IT'S 258 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:10,016 CHEF BOYARDEE BECAUSE THE CAN IS NEXT TO IT. IT'S A CANNED FOOD IN AMERICA. 259 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,486 >> OH, OKAY. I'M FROM ENGLAND >> Jimmy: SORRY, YOU'RE FROM 260 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,221 ENGLAND. YEP. >> YEAH. 261 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:19,259 >> Jimmy: AND IN THAT BOWL IS A HEAD THAT LOOKS TO ME LIKE ELON MUSK. 262 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:24,297 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK HEAD IN THE CHEF BOYARDEE. 263 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,901 SO IT'S LIKE PASTA WITH ELON MUSK'S HEAD >> OKAY. 264 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,737 >> Jimmy: HEADS. >> HEADS >> Jimmy: YES. 265 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,939 IT'S LIKE FLOATING >> MULTIPLE DIFFERENT HEADS? >> Jimmy: FLOATING LIKE -- 266 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:37,510 >> HOW MANY? >> Jimmy: FOUR >> FOUR. 267 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,915 I KNOW YOU ARE LYING >> Jimmy: HOW? >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE 268 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:45,552 LIAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 269 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,387 ABOUT? ARE YOU SURE >> I'M POSITIVE. 270 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,190 I DON'T WANT TO ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS. I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. 271 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,726 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, ASK ME - >> NO, I -- OKAY, FINE FINE, FINE 272 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:59,699 I'LL ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION WHAT SHAPE PASTA IS IT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: I WAS LYING! 273 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,235 YOU WON! YOU KNEW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:05,405 * IT'S SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD SMELL 275 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:10,210 THE PASTA. SO THEN I STARTED TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING UP. 276 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,146 AND I MESSED UP. >> YOU GOT NERVOUS YOU GOT REALLY NERVOUS 277 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:17,417 AS SOON -- YOU KNOW WHAT GAVE -- JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. 278 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,185 IT'S WHEN -- I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU -- AS SOON AS I ASKED HOW MANY HEADS, YOU JUST WENT 279 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:24,758 STRAIGHT FOR FOUR. >> Jimmy: OH >> WHEN YOU JUST SHOULD HAVE 280 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:29,662 TAKEN ONE MORE LOOK AT HOW MANY ELON MUSK HEADS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,632 WERE IN THAT BOWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. I COULD REALLY COUNT FOUR. 282 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,701 >> WELL, ANYWAYS >> Jimmy: IT'D BE FOUR >> IT'S MY TURN NOW. 283 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,870 >> Jimmy: YES, IT'S YOUR TURN. YES. [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 284 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:40,173 THEY'RE SAYING EIGHT FIVE IS THE ONE. OKAY 285 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:44,644 >> DID THAT SCARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DID A LITTLE BIT. 286 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,782 IT WOKE ME UP. OKAY, HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT 287 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:53,253 >> Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE WAS NOT A LIE. SO I FIGURE MAYBE THIS ONE 288 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,789 YOU'RE GOING TO PROBABLY THINK OF SOMETHING OR, THE PRESSURE'S ON. 289 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:59,059 YOUR FACE IS GETTING RED SO - >> IT'S MY BLUSH 290 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:07,167 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY IT IS A CROC 291 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,369 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SANDAL KIND OF SHOE >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHAT A CROC 292 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,970 IS >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A 293 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,908 A CHILDREN'S PLAY SET WAS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY. 294 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:19,179 THANK YOU. >> STUFFED WITH PASTA. SPAGHETTI PASTA. 295 00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:24,117 COOKED AND IT'S GOING THROUGH THE HOLES OF THE CROC. 296 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,685 AND THERE'S A WATERMELON-FLAVORED SOUR PATCH KID IN -- DROWNING, REALLY, IN 297 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:36,096 THE SPAGHETTI. >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THEY'RE WATERMELON FLAVOR? 298 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:39,199 >> BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN ON THE BOTTOM AND THEY'RE ONE OF MY 299 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,735 FAVORITES, ACTUALLY. I EAT THEM ON SET QUITE -- >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SEE THE 300 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,104 BOTTOM IF HE'S DROWNING IN THE -- >> NO, I SEE IT. 301 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,406 I CAN SEE IT FROM THE TOP. FROM THE TOP ANGLE, I SEE IT'S GREEN. 302 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,508 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND ALSO SPAGHETTI IS QUITE, YOU KNOW, THIN, SO I CAN SEE 303 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,711 THROUGH THE SPAGHETTI. >> Jimmy: OH, I KNOW SPAGHETTI, 'CAUSE I WAS JUST LYING ABOUT 304 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,180 IT >> I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,616 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING TWO 306 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,119 SPAGHETTIS THAT'S -- WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF CHOOSING TWO SPAGHETTIS? 307 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:05,658 >> I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR WRITERS [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:10,130 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE GOOD. OH, YOU'RE GOOD. [ APPLAUSE ] 309 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:18,204 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH! 310 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:25,311 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD 311 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,815 YOU'RE SO GOOD WAIT, CAN I TRY? ONE MORE 312 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,317 >> ONE MORE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 313 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:35,822 >> THREE, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: MY MAN, THREE RIGHT THERE. 314 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,657 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, LOOK SO LIGHT 315 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,858 OH, MY GOSH. IT'S LIKE THERE'S NOTHING IN IT 316 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,828 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THERE MIGHT BE WHO KNOWS? 317 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,665 >> YOUR FACE IS SO RED >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S JUST AWESOME. 318 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:53,406 [ LAUGHTER ] * YOU READY TO GET INTO THIS 319 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:57,010 WORLD? >> I DON'T KNOW. AM I 320 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:59,312 >> Jimmy: I MEAN MY BRAIN. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 321 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:02,315 SEE WHAT I SAW DO YOU WANT TO SEE I'LL TAKE MY TIME A LITTLE BIT 322 00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:07,454 ON THIS ONE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: IS MY ACTING GETTING 323 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:10,256 BETTER >> NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S A -- BASEBALL 324 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:15,962 HAT. >> MM. >> Jimmy: BUT ONE THAT HOLDS 325 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:23,269 THE DRINKS AND ONE DRINK -- YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEERS - 326 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,438 >> NO. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME 327 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,774 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> IS IT WHERE THEY DRINK THE BEER THROUGH STRAWS? 328 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:32,445 >> Jimmy: YES. >> IS IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 329 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,080 >> Jimmy: ONE -- INSTEAD OF BEER, THOUGH, ONE IS PEPTO BISMOL 330 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:42,589 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND ONE IS - ONE IS -- HMM. 331 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:50,897 WHAT IS THAT [ LAUGHTER ] I LEARN FROM THE BEST, BUD 332 00:23:50,897 --> 00:24:02,375 ONE IS HOT SAUCE >> WHAT KIND [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,911 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T WEAR MY GLASSES, OF COURSE BUT I CAN TELL BY THE BOTTLE 334 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:14,187 THAT IT'S SRIRACHA >> SRIRACHA MAYO OR JUST REGULAR SRIRACHA 335 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:27,200 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REGULAR SRIRACHA >> UH-HUH. 336 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,704 I'M SAYING THAT -- THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY I'M SAYING IT IS A PARTIAL LIE 337 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,639 I THINK YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH IN SOME PLACES BUT I THINK THAT I'VE GOT YOU ON THIS 338 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:38,478 HAT. I DON'T THINK IT'S THIS KIND OF HAT. 339 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,082 YOU'VE ACCEPTED MY SUGGESTION FAR TOO QUICKLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 340 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:45,452 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S ONE OF THOSE BEER HATS >> Jimmy: HOW COULD IT BE? 341 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:48,288 >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE GAME. 342 00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:53,226 SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICE >> YOU LIE >> Jimmy: YOU THINK I LIE? 343 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:56,496 OH, I TELL THE TRUTH >> NO! >> Jimmy: YES! 344 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:59,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] REDEEMED MYSELF! 345 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:04,270 I REDEEMED MYSELF! MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, EVERYBODY! I'M SO HAPPY 346 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:07,540 I REDEEMED MYSELF. I DID, I LEARNED I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 347 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:10,043 >> YOU DID SO GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING TO MILLIE AFTER THE BREAK 348 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:28,695 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 349 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:32,732 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS AS ELEVEN ON "STRANGER 350 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:36,336 THINGS." SEASON FOUR PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX 351 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:41,741 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:41,775 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 353 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:54,621 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 354 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,457 FIRST OFF, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 355 00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,526 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THAT GAME. AND YOU TAUGHT ME -- YOU TAUGHT 356 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,028 ME A LITTLE ACTING LESSON. >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT, FROM THE 357 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,064 BEST I LOVED IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "STRANGER 358 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,099 THINGS." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FIRST HALF OF 359 00:26:06,099 --> 00:26:10,036 SEASON 4, VOLUME 1, PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 360 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:15,375 EVERYONE'S FREAKING OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED 361 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,577 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS SEASON WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ELEVEN 362 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:21,281 >> MY GOSH WHAT ISN'T HAPPENING WITH ELEVEN 363 00:26:21,281 --> 00:26:22,916 I THINK WHAT -- THE MAIN PART AND THE SLOGAN OF THIS STORYLINE IS, "IT'S THE 364 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:29,689 BEGINNING OF THE END." AND WE REALLY HAVE TO DIG DEEP INTO HER BEGINNING, AND HOW SHE 365 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:36,062 BECAME WHO SHE IS WITH THE PEOPLE AROUND HER, AND HOW TO GAIN THAT AUTONOMY AND BECOME 366 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:43,236 THIS WOMAN ON HER OWN. SO THIS STORYLINE, THIS SEASON REALLY DIGS INTO THAT. 367 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:46,106 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD WE GET SOME ANSWERS? >> YES, DEFINITELY LOTS OF 368 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,174 ANSWERS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, ALL RIGHT. 369 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,810 >> LOTS OF CRYING, LOTS OF LAUGHING >> Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE YOU 370 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,080 GOT YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT FROM WATCHING "HANNAH MONTANA." >> I DID 371 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,749 I DID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS TRUE 372 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,684 >> YES, ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, BECAUSE I WATCHED 373 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,620 "BUGSY MALONE" AND "GODFATHER" WHEN I WAS LIKE, EIGHT >> Jimmy: I LOVE 374 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,922 "BUGSY MALONE. >> YEAH, LOVE IT AND I -- YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS 375 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:08,294 WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, WATCHING ALL THESE MOVIES WITH ME AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT 376 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,898 'HANNAH MONTANA' IS LIKE, OSCAR-NOMINATING LIKE, IT'S SO GOOD." 377 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:15,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HANNAH MONTANA"'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH 378 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:17,470 >> LIKE THE FILM, EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS 379 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:21,174 AMAZING. AND I GOT THE AMERICAN ACCENT. SO I WOULD ALWAYS LITERALLY 380 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:25,445 JUST BE LIKE "HI." LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY? 381 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:27,947 AND THEN, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: DO YOU DO, LIKE, ACCENTS WHEN YOU SEE THEM ON -- 382 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:32,218 LIKE, YOU WATCH MOVIES >> YEAH, I LIKE TO -- TO SEE CHARACTERS, AND THEN I JUST DO 383 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,622 THE ACCENT AS LONG AS I'VE WATCHED IT FOR LONG ENOUGH, I CAN KIND OF GET 384 00:27:35,622 --> 00:27:40,427 IT TO SOMEWHAT OF A T. >> Jimmy: LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING NOW 385 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:42,829 >> "INVENTING ANNA." >> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 386 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,531 >> WHEN -- YEAH. SO, LIKE, I WAS IN THE HOTEL LOBBY THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY 387 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:49,703 WERE LIKE MISS BROWN, WE HAVE TO RUN YOUR CARD AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE, "RUN IT AGAIN! 388 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:54,541 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "IT MUST BE YOUR SYSTEM! AND IT WAS - 389 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:58,445 "WHY DO YOU LOOK POOR? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 390 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:00,413 DO YOU DO ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS? >> YEAH, WINONA RYDER FROM 391 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:03,583 SEASON ONE >> Jimmy: OH, "STRANGER THINGS"? 392 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:06,319 >> WHEN SHE'S -- YEAH, NOAH AND I LIKE TO DO THIS ONE. NOAH'S LIKE, "MOM, I'M IN THE 393 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:09,389 UPSIDE DOWN. AND SHE'S LIKE, "COME ON, BABY, I AM HERE. 394 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:12,125 I AM COMING TO FIND YOU, HONEY. >> Jimmy: WOW! 395 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:16,162 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WINONA, I LOVE HOW YOU DID THAT 396 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:19,232 NOAH WAS JUST HERE, BY THE WAY HE WAS ON THE SHOW AND HE'S GREAT. 397 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:21,401 NOAH -- NOAH SCHNAPP, HI I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE BEST FRIENDS. 398 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:23,636 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS TELLING ME THE LAST NIGHT OF FILMING, I 399 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:27,207 WANT TO SAY -- >> YES >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU PLAYED A 400 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,642 A PRETTY BIG PRANK ON HIM. >> YEAH. WELL, HE'S THE BIGGEST 401 00:28:29,642 --> 00:28:34,848 PRANKSTER OF THEM ALL. I TOO, AM PRETTY BAD BUT HE -- HE GOES TO GREAT 402 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:39,352 EXTENTS. SO WE THOUGHT AS A CREW, THAT WE NEEDED TO GET HIM BACK. 403 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:43,156 SO IT WAS 4:00 A.M WE WERE IN NEW MEXICO. HE WAS ON SET, AND IT WAS THE 404 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:50,063 LAST NIGHT OF SHOOTING SO WE THOUGHT, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET HIM, THAN TO GET HIM TO 405 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,065 BASE CAMP, AND WE HAD TRASH BINS FILLED WITH WATER BALLOONS ALL AROUND, AND WE TURNED ALL 406 00:28:52,065 --> 00:29:02,509 THE LIGHTS OFF AT BASE CAMP. I CALLED HIM, CRYING "NOAH, I'M JUST SO UPSET THAT, 407 00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,911 YOU KNOW, THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ME. PLEASE JUST COME BACK TO BASE 408 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,213 CAMP I'M LEAVING NOW. "OKAY, MILL, OKAY, I'LL BE 409 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:09,282 HERE." HE GETS TO BASE CAMP I'M LIKE, "NOAH, I GOT YOU A 410 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:14,320 A PRESENT," YOU KNOW AND I GOT HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR PARK 411 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,125 AND ALL OF US, ABOUT 20 PEOPLE, RAID HIM ABSOLUTELY INVADE HIM. 412 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:23,063 AND IT'S BAD BUT THEN HE -- HE GOT REALLY AGGRESSIVE WITH IT 413 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:26,232 HE GOT ME ON THE FLOOR, ABSOLUTELY JUST -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 414 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:29,035 >> LIKE, MY GOD, I'M A GIRL. >> Jimmy: WE - >> WHAT IS THIS? 415 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,037 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VIDEO. CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS REAL 416 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:31,037 CHECK THIS OUT THIS IS REAL 417 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,314 >> Jimmy: HOW -- HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST? 418 00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:45,151 [ APPLAUSE ] HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST? >> I'M NOT KIDDING YOU, 419 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:51,491 15 MINUTES LIKE, IT WAS THE LONGEST VIDEO IT WAS SO INSANE 420 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:53,460 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU WORRIED THAT HE'S GONNA GET YOU BACK? >> WHEN -- I'M ALWAYS -- I 421 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:58,598 LITERALLY, WHEN I SEE HIM, I'M LIKE, TERRIFIED, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE, ONE STEP AT A TIME. 422 00:29:58,598 --> 00:30:00,667 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THERE'S A 423 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:04,270 A VIDEO YOU BROUGHT, OF YOU AND NOAH DOING THE FRUIT BY THE FOOT CHALLENGE 424 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,040 >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW, WHAT IS THAT EXACTLY? 425 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,976 >> WE WERE ON SET, REALLY, REALLY BORED, BIDING TIME, AND THOUGHT, "WHAT BETTER WAY TO 426 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:18,585 NOT DO SCHOOL, AND TO RACE EACH OTHER WITH FRUIT BY THE FOOT?" SO YOU EXTEND THE WHOLE FRUIT 427 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:21,888 BY THE FOOT, AND THEN YOU JUST - NO -- USING NO HANDS, YOU HAVE 428 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:25,058 TO EAT IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- YOU BROUGHT US THIS VIDEO OF THAT, 429 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:27,594 HERE'S - >> I DID >> Jimmy: DOING THE FRUIT BY 430 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:28,628 >> Jimmy: DOING THE FRUIT BY THE FOOT CHALLENGE 431 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:30,730 SET. 432 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:40,140 GO >> Jimmy: WAIT, LOOK AT YOU! ARE YOU GAGGING? 433 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:46,479 >> YEAH, HE WAS ALMOST VOMITING >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. 434 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:52,585 >> OH, THAT WAS AWFUL! >> Jimmy: YES! WOW! 435 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:56,856 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE THE DANCE AT THE END. THE VICTORY DANCE. 436 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,259 THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD >> YEAH, SO I BRING THEM EVERYWHERE 437 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:07,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME 438 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:10,737 >> YES, BECAUSE I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW, WHAT BETTER WAY TO LEAVE? 439 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:13,506 WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER OFTEN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> I NEED TO TEACH YOU 440 00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:15,542 SOMETHING ELSE YOU KNOW, A FEW ACTING TIPS AND -- 441 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,243 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS >> Jimmy: FRUIT BY THE FOOT 442 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,279 CHALLENGE. YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME >> I DO, I DO. 443 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:23,516 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY COMPETITIVE 444 00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:25,485 YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT? >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 445 00:31:25,485 --> 00:31:27,587 >> OKAY, SO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE DO? >> SO WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO, 446 00:31:27,587 --> 00:31:31,624 IS YOU'RE GOING TO EXTEND THE WHOLE THING. >> Jimmy: MM-HM. 447 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:35,662 >> NOAH'S GONNA DIE WHEN HE SEES THIS. BY THE WAY, EVERYONE REFUSED TO 448 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:38,298 DO IT ON SET WITH US LIKE, FINN WAS LIKE, "LEAVE ME ALONE. 449 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,933 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UM, OKAY THEN, WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO, 450 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,569 IS YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE PAPER OFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY 451 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:47,240 >> OKAY, NOW SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE HAS TO MAKE SURE WE'RE AT THE SAME LENGTH 452 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,876 WE DON'T LIKE A CHEATER. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. 453 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:52,412 >> OKAY? PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH >> Jimmy: OH, YOU PUT IT IN 454 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:54,347 YOUR MOUTH >> YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO. WHAT 455 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,116 OKAY ARE WE AT THE SAME LENGTH? >> NO. 456 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:59,719 >> I'M LONGER, RIGHT >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 457 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:03,223 >> ARE WE -- ARE WE GOOD >> THREE, TWO, ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 458 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:20,073 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE CHAMPION 459 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:23,543 COME ON. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:27,380 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? IT'S SO GOOD >> THEY'RE SO GOOD 461 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,383 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY DELICIOUS. EVERYONE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU A 462 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:33,920 A CLIP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL IN MY MOUTH 463 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,488 HERE'S MILLIE BOBBY BROWN IN SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK. 464 00:32:35,488 --> 00:32:35,522 SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK. 465 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:05,952 >> ANGELA! * 466 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:18,631 [ SCREAMING >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 467 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:23,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON 4 OF "STRANGER THINGS" PREMIERES MAY 27th ON NETFLIX. 468 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:26,306 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. STICK AROUND 469 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:46,960 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 470 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,564 HEY, GUYS, IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION 471 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:57,671 IT'S "IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT MASK? >> IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT 472 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:59,406 MASK >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE GAME WHERE WE PICK A RANDOM AUDIENCE 473 00:33:59,406 --> 00:34:02,809 MEMBER AND GUESS IF THERE'S A STACHE UNDER THEIR MASK. WE'VE DONE IT A FEW TIMES ON 474 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:05,211 THE SHOW IT'S SWEEPING THE NATION PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S 475 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:20,727 AUDIENCE MEMBER, ISHON PARMAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 476 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,363 GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME. ALL RIGHT. 477 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:28,168 THIS IS VERY GOOD. ISHON, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> LOS ALTOS, CALIFORNIA 478 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:30,670 >> Jimmy: HEY, LOS ALTOS, CALIFORNIA [ APPLAUSE ] 479 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:34,374 THAT'S ALL I CAN ASK YOU RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU HAVE A STACHE UNDER THAT 480 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,577 MASK TARIQ, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST, BUD 481 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:43,350 YOU CAN ASK HIM ONE QUESTION, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR GUESS. 482 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,318 >> Tariq: IF I TOOK A PIECE OF TAPE, MASKING TAPE, ELECTRICAL TAPE, AND TAPED IT DOWN ON YOUR 483 00:34:45,318 --> 00:34:47,120 UPPER LIP, AND THEN SNATCHED IT OFF REALLY HARD, WOULD IT BE PAINFUL, VERY PAINFUL OR WOULD 484 00:34:47,120 --> 00:35:03,370 IT BE NOT SO PAINFUL >> NOT SO PAINFUL. I'M PRETTY -- I'VE GOT A HIGH 485 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:11,044 PAIN TOLERANCE >> Steve: THAT'S ZERO. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GUESS? 486 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:13,213 >> Tarik: I'M GOING TO SAY NO STACHE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HIGGINS, 487 00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:15,382 YOUR TURN. EVERYONE'S WAITING WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION 488 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:17,584 >> Steve: EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR ME >> Jimmy: THE WORLD IS 489 00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:19,552 >> Steve: WELL, THEN I'LL HURRY UP I WON'T STAKE ANY TIME TO ASK 490 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,855 THIS QUESTION. THE QUESTION'S GOING TO COME OUT NOW. 491 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:24,357 NOT WASTING ANYONE'S TIME. I'M GOING TO ASK ISHON A A QUESTION 492 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:26,760 THE QUESTION IS -- >> Jimmy: SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT OF 493 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,063 >> Steve: I THOUGHT OF THIS QUESTION TO DETERMINE IF YOU HAVE A STACHE OR NOT 494 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:31,664 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WASTE TIME >> Steve: NO, I DON'T WANT TO 495 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:34,968 WASTE TIME PEOPLE HAVE STUFF TO DO. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 496 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:37,270 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THESE PEOPLE'S TIME. >> Jimmy: WE APPRECIATE THAT 497 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:39,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NEW YORK CITY! COME ON! 498 00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:43,243 IF YOU WERE, SAY -- NOT THAT YOU WOULD. BUT IF YOU WERE TO WRITE A 499 00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:58,091 A PAPER ON PORNOGRAPHY, LET'S SAY, WOULD YOU WRITE IT ON THE '70s BRAND OR MODERN DAY 500 00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:05,031 THAT IS MY QUESTION TO YOU >> I'M ON THE YOUNGER SIDE SO I'D SAY THE MODERN DAY. 501 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:09,069 >> Steve: OH, OKAY I GOT THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY 502 00:36:09,069 --> 00:36:11,838 WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Steve: I'VE GOT THIS. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ZIG-ZAGGING 503 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:14,874 AWAY FROM THE QUESTIONS. PAIN TOLERANCE YOUNGER SIDE 504 00:36:14,874 --> 00:36:17,877 I'M GOING TO SAY STACHE. >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'RE GOING THE OPPOSITE WAY. 505 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:19,546 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THINKING STACHE 506 00:36:19,546 --> 00:36:21,648 MY TURN. HERE WE GO >> Steve: ARE YOU GOING TO ASK 507 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:25,051 HIM A QUESTION >> Jimmy: MM-HMM WHEN YOU EAT CHILI - 508 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:30,390 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: -- DO YOU KIND OF SMELL IT ALL DAY 509 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:34,060 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Steve: THAT COULD BE BECAUSE 510 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:37,263 HE HAS GAS [ LAUGHTER ] OR A STOMACH ISSUE 511 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:42,736 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING 512 00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:48,408 I'M REALLY CLOSE I WILL SAY HE'S GOT DECENT SIDEBURNS. 513 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:55,181 SO I'M GOING TO SAY I THINK HE HAS A STACHE >> Steve: WE GOT TWO STACHE. 514 00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:58,118 >> Jimmy: AND ONE NO STACHE. HERE WE GO >> IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT 515 00:36:58,118 --> 00:37:03,056 MASK OH YEAH 516 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,793 * LOOK AT THAT I LOVE THAT. 517 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:14,034 HE DOES HAVE A STACHE. FOR PLAYING YOU WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF TURTLE WAX 518 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:17,504 [ APPLAUSE ] TURTLE WAX WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE 519 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,239 FAMILY THIS HAS BEEN "IS THERE A STACHE UNDER THAT MASK." 520 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,208 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 521 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:43,263 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 522 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:46,766 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GLORY" FROM HER CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ALBUM "VALENTINE," PLEASE 523 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:49,069 ALBUM "VALENTINE," PLEASE WELCOME SNAIL MAIL 524 00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:56,609 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 525 00:37:56,609 --> 00:38:05,018 * * YOU WANT IT ALL SUPERSTA 526 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:14,761 JESUS DIED JUST TO SAVE YOU * * WALK ME DOW 527 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:28,842 HOLLYWOOD BOULEVAR GET ME HIG IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM * 528 00:38:28,842 --> 00:38:37,283 * YOU OWN M YOU OWN ME I COULD NEVER HURT YOU MY 529 00:38:37,283 --> 00:39:00,473 LOVE * * YOU KNOW ME * * 530 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:00,507 * YOU KNOW ME * * 531 00:39:05,078 --> 00:39:12,485 WE'LL MOVE TO MALIBU * * WHERE THE DRINKS ARE HARD 532 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:26,900 YOU MAKE THEM GO DOWN SMOOTH YOU WANNA MAKE IT HURT * * SUPERSTAR 533 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:37,844 WHEN YOU TOOK TOO MUCH IN THE BEDROOM * * YOU OWN M 534 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:45,819 YOU OWN ME I COULD NEVER HURT YOU MY LOVE * 535 00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:57,630 * YOU KNOW ME YOU OWN ME YOU OWN ME * 536 00:39:57,630 --> 00:40:13,480 * COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU STRAIGHT O SHINING IN YOUR GLORY * 537 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,983 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SNAIL MAIL "VALENTINE" IS OUT NOW 538 00:40:16,983 --> 00:40:24,057 MY THANKS TO MILLIE BOBBY BROWN SNAIL MAIL ONCE AGAIN! 539 00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:26,926 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 540 00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:29,863 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE 541 00:40:29,863 --> 00:40:32,098 BUH-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 542 00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:32,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *