1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,412 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:19,853 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:24,324 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KENAN THOMPSON 4 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:28,962 JOJO SIWA, MUSICAL GUEST, RINA SAWAYAMA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:36,703 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1657 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:42,676 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:55,055 * 8 00:00:55,055 --> 00:01:05,765 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,268 THAT IS SO NICE. THAT IS LOVELY PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:11,137 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,740 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:19,112 YOU MADE IT. HEY. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,980 GUYS, TODAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED THE LEADERS OF SWEDEN AND FINLAND 14 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:27,187 TO DISCUSS THEIR APPLICATIONS TO JOIN NATO YEAH 15 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:30,357 I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN APPLICATION PROCESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,159 SWEDISH PRIME MINISTER WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WE HAVE LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION FROM NORWAY AND 17 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:37,897 ABBA." [ LAUGHTER ] DURING THE MEETING, BIDEN TOLD 18 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:41,201 THEM THAT JOINING NATO IS A COMPLEX PROCESS THAT CAN GET FRUSTRATING. 19 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,803 AND SWEDEN SAID, "YEAH, WE INVENTED IKEA. SO WE -- 20 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:47,307 [ LAUGHTER ] WE GET IT. WE GET IT. 21 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,109 THAT'S RIGHT BIDEN HOSTED SWEDEN'S PRIME MINISTER, AND HE REALLY WENT 22 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,779 ALL OUT OF HIS WAY TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD AND FEEL AT HOME I -- BUT I THINK HE WENT A 23 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,147 A LITTLE TOO FAR I -- LISTEN TO THIS. 24 00:01:54,714 --> 00:02:01,287 [ MIMICKING SWEDISH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 25 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:06,459 I THINK THAT -- I JUST -- THAT'S TOO MUCH. >> Steve: THAT'S THE SWEDISH 26 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,594 CHEF, YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S TOO MUCH, RIGHT? 27 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S - >> Steve: YEAH 28 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,464 >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS FOR THE ECONOMY 29 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,333 AND I SAW THAT YESTERDAY WAS THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN OVER TWO YEARS 30 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,802 [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH STOCKS FELL SO FAST, THE OXYGEN 31 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,339 MASK DROPPED FROM THE CEILING AT CNBC. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,342 YEAH IT'S NOT GOOD. EXPERTS SAY IF THIS KEEPS UP, 33 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,477 EVERY MERRILL LYNCH OFFICE IS GOING TO BECOME A SPIRIT HALLOWEEN. 34 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:31,151 [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS ARE SO BAD, THEY REPLACED THE STOCK EXCHANGE 35 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:40,326 CLOSING BELL WITH THE LOSING SOUND FROM "PRICE IS RIGHT." [ SAD TUBA ] 36 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,095 THAT'S RIGHT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED AFTER MAJOR RETAILERS, LIKE TARGET AND WALMART, 37 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:48,101 REPORTED HUGE LOSSES THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY SAW THEIR STOCK GO UP BY 7% -- 38 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,937 THIS IS REAL TJ MAXX. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:55,508 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THEY ARE CRUSHING IT 40 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,277 THEY ARE CRUSHING IT, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THEY'RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD. 41 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,211 PRETTY GOOD. WATCH THIS 42 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:00,647 MARKET IS, LIKE, BAD OR 43 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:05,352 SOMETHING. WELL, NOT OVER HERE AT TJ MAXX WE'RE STILL FLYING HIGH, THANKS 44 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,120 TO OUR ROCK SOLID BUSINESS STRATEGIES, LIKE ALWAYS MAKING THE STORE LOOK LIKE IT WAS JUST 45 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,955 HIT BY A SMALL TORNADO, NEVER OPENING A SECOND REGISTER, ONLY CARRYING CLOTHING IN SIZE XXXL 46 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:18,732 OR ADULT BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] SELLING THOSE STYLISH 47 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:23,069 COMBINATION SHIRT AND TIES WRAPPED IN PLASTIC AND KEEPING YOU GUESSING 48 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,805 WHETHER THE UNDERWEAR IS PRE-WORN [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,975 SO COME ON DOWN TO TJ MAXX, WHERE EVERY DAY IS BLACK FRIDAY 50 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,578 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH 51 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:37,817 [ LAUGHTER ] PRE-WORN >> Jimmy: IN A SIZE OF XX, XXXL 52 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:43,523 OR ADULT BABY. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: GUYS, GET THIS, 53 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,225 YESTERDAY WHILE SPEAKING AT AN EVENT IN DALLAS, FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH HAD A 54 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,926 A PRETTY MAJOR GAFFE, WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW SEGMENT CALLED, "GEORGE W. BUSH: STILL 55 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,162 CALLED, "GEORGE W. BUSH: STILL GOT IT." 56 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:55,201 LAUNCH A WHOLLY UNJUSTIFIED AND 57 00:03:55,201 --> 00:04:00,674 BRUTAL INVASION OF IRAQ -- I MEAN OF THE UKRAINE. * 58 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:08,515 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> STILL GOT IT. >> Steve: WHAT 59 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,350 >> Jimmy: OH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE 60 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,118 ARE GRADUATING THIS WEEK, AND FATHER'S DAY IS AROUND THE CORNER, SO IT'S OFFICIALLY THAT 61 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:21,528 SEASON OF DADS AND GRADS SO YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 62 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:26,332 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT TARIQ >> Tariq: DADS AND GRADS >> Jimmy: YEAH 63 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:29,669 >> Tariq: IT'S SO LAZY COME ON, NOW >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU 64 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,071 MEAN >> Tariq: THEY'RE JUST COMBINING TWO THINGS INTO ONE 65 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:35,408 SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, CELEBRATE BOTH SEPARATELY 66 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,077 IT'S LIKE TELLING SOMEONE, "NOW HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY PRESENT." 67 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:41,481 IT'S CRAP. >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M -- >> Tariq: YEAH, I MEAN, WHY NOT 68 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:48,822 JUST CELEBRATE EVERYONE? HOW ABOUT DADS AND GRADS AND GUYS NAMED BRAD? 69 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:54,194 OR DADS AND GRADS INTO BAD FADS LIKE BEING CLAD IN PLAID IT'S SO SAD. 70 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:57,097 IT MAKES ME MAD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S JUST TWO 71 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:00,767 THINGS I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT -- >> Tariq: IT AIN'T RAD 72 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:07,640 AND MIGHT I ADD, WHY NOT DADS AND GRADS AND BADASS LADS LIKE JOSH GAD DOING THE DAB 73 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:15,949 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EATING CRAB OFF AN iPAD, DRINKING TAB IN A CHEM LAB, 74 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,452 READING "PEOPLE" MAG WITH SCUMBAG CHAD NO ONE WANTS TO SHAG - 75 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:24,591 [ LAUGHTER ] -- WHO HATES "DOWNTON AB." IT'S A RED FLAG. 76 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:28,628 OH, MAN, I WANT TO GAG >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT WAS - 77 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:32,866 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? 78 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,268 >> Tariq: WELL, WE EQUAL THE PLAYING FIELD. IF IT'S GOING TO BE DADS AND 79 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:43,076 GRADS, THEN NEXT YEAR, IT'S MOMS AND PROMS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,779 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. 81 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,381 NICE GOING, TARIQ. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. YEAH, THANKS 82 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,784 * >> Tariq: WHATEVER >> Jimmy: IT IS GRADUATION 83 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,552 SEASON, SO, OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF COMMENCEMENT SPEAKERS ARE GIVING KIDS ADVICE ON THEIR 84 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:56,690 FUTURES. SO, WITH THAT IN MIND, HERE WITH SOME SOUND ADVICE IS OUR 85 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:02,362 SOUND ENGINEER, STEVE MANDEL STEVE? >> SPILL COFFEE ON YOUR LAP IN 86 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:06,733 A McDONALD'S DRIVE THROUGH TRUST ME IT'S HOW I PAID FOR COLLEGE. 87 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:11,538 * >> SOUND ADVICE FROM STEVE MANDEL 88 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:16,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF FAST FOOD, THIS IS WILD 89 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:20,347 IN A NEW SURVEY, 25% OF DELIVERY DRIVERS ADMITTED TO HOOKING UP IN THEIR CARS WHILE 90 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:25,185 ON THE JOB [ AUDIENCE OOHS WHICH I GUESS EXPLAINS WHY WHEN 91 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,488 I ORDERED DOMINOS LAST NIGHT, THE TRACKER WAS LIKE, "STEP ONE, ORDER PLACED. 92 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,324 [ LAUGHTER ] "STEP TWO, YOUR ORDER IS IN THE OVEN." 93 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:35,895 [ LAUGHTER ] "STEP THREE, IT'S GETTING HOT. IT'S GETTING REALLY HOT. 94 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:40,166 WE'RE ON OUR WAY WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. WE'RE GETTING REALLY CLOSE 95 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,136 JUST A BIT LONGER. NOT SO FAST. THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, 96 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:47,073 DEREK, LIKE BASEBALL, OR 'DOWNTON ABBEY.' OH, GOD, WE'VE ARRIVED." 97 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:54,914 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GO, "INTERESTING." HEY, GET THIS, I READ THAT 98 00:06:54,914 --> 00:07:02,022 MICHELANGELO'S FIRST NUDE DRAWING JUST SOLD FOR A RECORD BREAKING $24.4 MILLION 99 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:07,360 YEP, IT'S A GROUNDBREAKING PIECE FROM HIS "YOU UP" PERIOD [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,262 I SAW A -- GUYS, I SAW A WOMAN IN MINNESOTA WAS ARRESTED AFTER SHE TRIED TO FLEE FROM POLICE 101 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:14,167 AND DROVE HER CAR STRAIGHT INTO WET CONCRETE CHECK THIS OUT 102 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:14,200 WET CONCRETE CHECK THIS OUT 103 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:21,041 SHE WAS CITED FOR RESISTING ARREST AND GOING 0 IN A 60 104 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:25,412 AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF CARS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 105 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:26,546 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY. 106 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:36,089 HASHTAGS * 107 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,058 >> Jimmy: THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, MY WORST CAR, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TELL US 108 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:44,397 A FUNNY OR WEIRD STORY ABOUT A A BAD CAR THAT YOU OWNED WE'VE DONE THIS HASHTAG BEFORE 109 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:47,267 AND IT WAS SO FUN, WE WANTED TO DO IT AGAIN. WITHIN MINUTES OF SENDING IT 110 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,403 OUT, IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,806 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY WORST 112 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,309 CAR" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS. HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 113 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,179 @UTJONESY. THEY SAY, "THE HAND CRANKS WERE BROKEN ON THE WINDOWS OF MY 114 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:04,017 FRIEND'S 1987 NISSAN STANZA. WE'D PASS AROUND THE GOOD HANDLE ANYTIME SOMEONE WANTED 115 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:13,126 TO ROLL DOWN THEIR WINDOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 116 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:18,064 @KAITERTOTS. SHE SAYS, "MY HIGH SCHOOL CAR WAS A RETIRED FORD CROWN VIC 117 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,733 COP CAR WITH A SPOTLIGHT THAT DIDN'T WORK AND 'DEFIANCE COUNTY JUVENILE PROBATION' 118 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:31,177 WRITTEN ON BOTH SIDES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 119 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,648 @BOOGSROCKS. SHE SAYS, "I BOUGHT A CHEAP CORVAIR WHEN I MOVED TO 120 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:39,886 CALIFORNIA TO GET BY AS I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE 101, THE FRONT TIRE CAME OFF AND 121 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:44,691 ROLLED RIGHT BY ME." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SUCKS TO BE THEM. 122 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:48,528 OH, IT WAS ME. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE IS FROM @GUIDELINESRUS 123 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:53,566 HE SAID, "I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING IN MY 3-CYLINDER, 75 HORSEPOWER GEO METRO. 124 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,370 COP COULDN'T BELIEVE I GOT THE CAR OVER 60 MILES PER HOUR [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,207 SAID HE WROTE THE TICKET JUST TO PROVE IT TO HIS BUDDIES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,911 "I -- I HAVE TO. I JUST -- THIS IS AMAZING, WHAT HAPPENED." 127 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:09,616 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @JWBUTTA HE SAYS, "WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, MY FAMILY CAR HAD MOSS 128 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,719 GROWING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE PASSENGER DOORS. AND WHEN THE RIGHT HEADLIGHT 129 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:16,389 FELL OUT, MY FATHER REATTACHED IT WITH A PIE PLATE AND DUCT TAPE." 130 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:20,660 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S A 131 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,164 A GOOD DAD HACK. THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @HANSHOEFER. 132 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,832 HE SAID, "MY '84 PONTIAC FIERO USED TO WINK AT ONCOMING TRAFFIC BECAUSE THE POP-UP 133 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:36,276 LIGHTS WERE BROKEN." [ APPLAUSE ] THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 134 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:40,347 @JANELLEINTX SHE SAID, "WE BORROWED MY HUSBAND'S GRANDPA'S CAR. 135 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,849 WHENEVER WE TURNED LEFT OR RIGHT, THE BACK DOORS WOULD SWING OPEN, SO I HAD TO HOLD 136 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:46,686 BOTH DOORS CLOSED WHILE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE SEAT HOPING NOT TO FALL OUT. 137 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:54,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @GLASSHEART5 138 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:58,264 SHE SAID, "PONTIAC SUNBIRD CONVERTIBLE. BROKE DOWN SEVERAL TIMES 139 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,301 LAST TIME I CALLED THE ROADSIDE EMERGENCY LINE, THE OPERATOR SAID, 'THAT THING IS STILL 140 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,403 RUNNING, DEBBIE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 141 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,739 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 142 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:09,075 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 143 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:16,850 KENAN THOMPSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, HE'S THE BEST. 144 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:21,755 PLUS, JOJO SIWA IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 145 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:27,093 RINA SAWAYAMA, TONIGHT STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 146 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,295 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:41,675 * >> THE DEADLINE FOR GETTING IN YOUR SENIOR QUOTES FOR THE 148 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:49,182 YEARBOOK, IS TODAY * IN A MINUTE IMMA NEED A * 149 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,686 * SENTIMENTAL SENIOR QUOTE FOR THE YEARBOOK * 150 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,753 SENIOR QUOTE FOR THE YEARBOOK * * GONNA GO-AH 151 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,941 SAUGERTIES HIGH. AND A HAPPY, HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU. 152 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,777 THIS IS PRINCIPAL DAVIDSON >> AND I'M VICE PRINCIPAL BAILEY 153 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:23,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND IT'S TIME FOR THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. 154 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,319 >> OH, YES NOW FOR ANY OF YOU FRESHMEN OUT THERE, THIS IS JUST A QUICK 155 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:33,526 FYI. WE'VE BEEN VOTED THE MOST ENTERTAINING - 156 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:38,765 >> Jimmy: AND MUSICAL. >> -- ALL MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT DUO IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA FOR 157 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:44,671 15 WHOLE YEARS RUNNING >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEP. 158 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,473 >> NOW, WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE POPULAR DEITIES AND PUT THAT SPECIAL LITTLE "S.H.S." SPIN ON 159 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:51,644 'EM. >> Jimmy: SAUGERTIES HIGH SCHOOL 160 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,180 SO, ALL ABOARD THE MORNING TRAIN. NEXT UP, ANNOUNCEMENT TOWN 161 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:59,753 CHOO-CHOO! LET'S SEE HERE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 162 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:03,957 FIRST ORDER OF BEES WAX, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE, A LOT OF HEEL DRAGGING ON THE WAY TO 163 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:09,596 MISS SANTIAGO'S SPANISH CLASS THIS MORNING WHICH IS NO BUENO OKAY 164 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:13,199 IF WE'RE GOING TO SLAY THE DAY, GANG, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS ON TIME. 165 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,803 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL GET A -- >> D 166 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:20,740 >> Jimmy: FOLLOWED BY A -- >> E >> Jimmy: AND OF COURSE. 167 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:25,545 * T-E-N-I T-I-O-N * * I COULD PUT YOU I 168 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:31,985 DETENTIO WITH MR. McCLOUD * * PUT YOU IN DETENTIO 169 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,953 NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED * >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS A A BOP. 170 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:38,992 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT ABSOLUTELY WAS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A BOP 171 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,594 >> SUCH A BOP. >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M NOT A SCHOOL NURSE. 172 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:46,199 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A BIT OF A BREAKOUT AMONGST CERTAIN MEMBERS OF OUR STUDENT BODY. 173 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:51,571 I'M TALKING OF COURSE ABOUT SENIORITIS >> SENIORITIS? 174 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:56,142 BUT THERE'S A CURE, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: WELL, JUST HARD WORK AND A POSITIVE ATTITUDE. 175 00:12:56,142 --> 00:13:03,583 I HATE TO SEE ANY OF YOUR GRADES DROP FROM A - * A-B-C-D-E 176 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,419 F MINUS * THAT'S THE WORST GRADE YOU CAN GET, F MINUS 177 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,923 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE FUN. WE HAVE FUN. 178 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,559 WE HAVE FUN, BUT WE ALSO HAVE SOMETHING SERIOUS TO TALK ABOUT, OKAY? 179 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:18,865 VAPE CIGARETTES. >> OH, NOT THE VAPE CIGARETTES THAT IS RIGHT. 180 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,500 WE'VE BEEN GETTING SO MANY REPORTS ABOUT STUDENTS THAT HAVE BEEN VAPING IN THE 181 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:25,071 BATHROOMS. IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT SO, THIS IS JUST A GENTLE 182 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:35,615 REMINDER TO YOU GUYS - * GO EASY ON THAT VAPE * 183 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:40,954 * DON'T SUCK ON THAT PE JUST BREATHE OXYGEN * [ CHEER AND APPLAUSE ] 184 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:48,728 >> Jimmy: YES, VERY NICE >> NOW, FOR OUR NEXT COURSE, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM OUR 185 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:56,936 CAFETERIA STAFF. >> Jimmy: UH-OH. NOM, NOM, NOM, HASHTAG 186 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:00,106 >> WELL, NO, NO. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD OFF ON THOSE NOM, NOM, NOM'S UNTIL YOU 187 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:08,081 HEAR THIS. * OH, THE SPAGHETTI IS THEY WAY TO G 188 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:14,054 TO THE INFIRMARY * * CUZ THE LUNCH LAD LEFT IT SITTING OUT ALL WEEK 189 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,357 AND IT'S TURNING GREEN * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT NOW LOOK 190 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,194 [ HORN ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU HEAR THAT 191 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,065 SOUND, IT MEANS IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE WHEELS ON THE BUS THAT GO ROUND AND ROUND. 192 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,968 >> ROUND AND ROUND WELL, ONE OF OUR SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS HAVE COMPLAINED ONCE 193 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:35,709 AGAIN THAT SOME STUDENTS ARE DISTRACTING HIM ON HIS PICKUP ROUTE. 194 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:41,181 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GUS. SO, LISTEN UP, GANG. * 195 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:48,388 * THERE'S ONE RUL ON THE BUS * * YOU KNOW IT 196 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,125 DON'T SHOOT SPITBALL AT GUS * >> Jimmy: OKAY 197 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,395 NOW, LOOK. THE NEXT PERSON -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,898 THE NEXT PERSON WHO HITS GUS WITH ANY BALLS GETS SUSPENDED. >> THAT INCLUDES YOU 199 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,634 >> Jimmy: THAT DOES -- >> UH-HUH. KEEP YOUR BALLS TO YOURSELF. 200 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:08,074 >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. >> AND LASTLY, IT COMES DOWN THE HOME STRETCH OF THE 201 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,577 ANNOUNCEMENTS. [ TRUMPETING ] >> HEY, GUYS - 202 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:27,427 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 203 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,729 >> Jimmy: WE HUG IT OUT SOMETIMES. SUPERINTENDENT McGILLY 204 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:33,066 >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU GUYS DOING YOUR FAMOUS MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS? 205 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,069 BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO GET IN ON THAT >> YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET IN ON 206 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,904 IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE, SURE OF COURSE, YES 207 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,641 ABSOLUTELY >> HERE'S THIS AND YOU CAN USE MY MICROPHONE. 208 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,577 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OKAY - 209 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:50,717 EVERYONE, THE DEADLINE FOR GETTING IN YOUR SENIOR QUOTES FOR THE YEARBOOK IS TODAY. 210 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:54,320 SO, IF YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR WHATEVER REASON -- >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU 211 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,289 WERE SOUTHERN. >> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL DOING 212 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,559 THAT >> Jimmy: NO >> WE'RE SOUTHERN, YOU'RE NOT? 213 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,195 >> WELL I'M SOUTHERN >> Jimmy: I WASN'T SORRY, NOW I AM. 214 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,830 >> I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THIS YOU'RE JUST DOING -- 215 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,132 OKAY, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GOT ONE IMPRESSION 216 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:12,906 THAT'S THE SAME ONE I'VE BEEN DOING FOR TEN YEARS. >> SO -- 217 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:21,414 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME. >> Jimmy: OKAY 218 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,717 * IN A MINUTE IMMA NEED A * * SENTIMENTAL 219 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,686 SENIOR QUOTE FOR THE YEAR BOOK * * GONNA GO-AH 220 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,390 WITH A QUOTE-AH * * FROM BABY YOD I JUST DON'T KNOW * 221 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,459 >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY FINE ALL RIGHT. 222 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYBODY, GET TO CLASS, HAVE A GREAT DAY! 223 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:39,666 SAUGERTIES HIGH! * [ BELL RINGING ] 224 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:54,781 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 225 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:58,385 >> Jimmy: SAMUEL L. JACKSON RECENTLY SAID THAT YOU GOT HIM BANNED FROM SNL. 226 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,787 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT? 227 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,289 >> I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY HE THINKS 228 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,026 THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, NO, THIS IS A GREAT STORY 229 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,294 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, NO, THIS IS A GREAT STORY AND, WHICH CAMERA AM I ON? 230 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,346 KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH HAS ITS SEASON FINALE THIS WEEKEND, WITH HOST 231 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:31,051 NATASHA LYONNE AND MUSICAL GUEST JAPANESE BREAKFAST EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 232 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,919 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KENAN THOMPSON 233 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,958 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:46,399 * >> Jimmy: OH COME ON. 235 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:53,506 * KENAN THOMPSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 236 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:57,077 OH, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD >> BUDDY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 237 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,846 GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 238 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,148 >> HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 239 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,217 COME ON. GOOD TO SEE THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 240 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,820 COME ON. SEASON FINALE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 241 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,423 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YES IT'S A BIG SHOW, NATASHA LYONNE 242 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,726 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE - >> OR WHITE WHOOPI, AS I LIKE TO CALL HER. 243 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,762 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHITE WHOOPI >> YEAH, SHE'S GOT THAT 244 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,764 GRAVELLY -- YOU EVER HEARD HER TALK >> Jimmy: YEAH 245 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,400 >> "OH, AND SHE'S VERY NEW YORK AND -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 246 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,035 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT - >> SHE SOUNDS LIKE WHOOPI. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SHE'S 247 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,437 SOUNDS LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHE'S SUCH A FUNNY 248 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,206 PERSON, I KNOW A GIANT FAN OF THE SHOW, SO I THINK HER HOSTING -- SHE'S LIKE, FREAKING 249 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:32,045 OUT. >> SHE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: IT'S GONNA BE FUN, 250 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,080 YEAH, YEAH >> IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE REACHED AN 251 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,317 INCREDIBLE STAT THAT I READ RECENTLY IS IT 1,500 SKETCHES THAT 252 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:42,789 YOU'VE BEEN IN >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 253 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:49,362 * >> Jimmy: 1,500? 1,500 SKETCHES 254 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,197 >> 1,500 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. 255 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,166 IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT. >> Jimmy: IT DOES. IT IS A LOT, RIGHT 256 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,502 IT DEFINITELY IS A LOT I MEAN -- I MEAN, THAT'S WILD. DID YOU KNOW GOING INTO THE 257 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,872 SHOW THAT YOU'D HIT THAT MARK, WHAT --? >> ONLY -- ONLY THAT DAY 258 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:03,443 LIKE SOMEBODY POSTED LIKE, "KENAN THOMPSON IS ONLY 3 SKETCHES AWAY FROM 1,500." 259 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:07,013 I WAS LIKE, "REALLY? LIKE, THAT'S CRAZY I MISSED ALL 1,490 -- I WASN'T 260 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,916 COUNTING." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE WAS 261 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,752 COUNTING YEAH, BUT THAT'S WILD. >> BUT YEAH, AND THEN I SAW 262 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,454 THAT, YOU KNOW, I HAD FOUR SKETCHES THAT DAY. AND THEN AT THE DRESS REHEARSAL 263 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,023 THEY WERE ALL IN, SO, I WAS LIKE, "OH, SNAP, I'M GOING TO, LIKE, DO THIS TONIGHT, 264 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,627 BASICALLY. SO I HAD THAT MOMENT OF LIKE, "THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 265 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,429 AND THEN AFTER I -- I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY WAS GOING TO BE, LIKE, WAITING TO CELEBRATE IT 266 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:27,734 NECESSARILY BUT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, OUR 267 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,670 TENDER STAFF AND CREW WERE BACK THERE WITH, LIKE, A CARD AND THEY WERE ALL CLAPPING 268 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,174 AND IT WAS - >> Jimmy: "SNL"? >> IT WAS A NICE MOMENT. 269 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,476 >> Jimmy: NAH, COME ON, BUDDY, THAT'S GREAT I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 270 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,546 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER GUY. 271 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,314 YOU KNOW -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW IN A SKETCH, LIKE, WHEN -- WHEN YOU HAVE A LINE 272 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:47,821 AND IT JUST BOMBS, AND IT JUST GETS NO LAUGHS >> I -- I DO NOW 273 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:53,426 KIND OF LIKE THAT WHOOPI JOKE EARLIER. [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:57,163 YEAH, I JUST LAUGH THROUGH IT AND GO WITH IT BUT MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH 275 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:01,501 THAT WAS NOT GREAT, NECESSARILY. IT WAS, LIKE, THE FIRST TIME - 276 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,838 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER IT >> YEAH. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME A WRITER 277 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,174 LIKE, WROTE ME A SKETCH WHERE I WAS, LIKE, A LEADING PERSON. >> Jimmy: UGH. 278 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,111 >> AND IT WAS CALLED "RANDY THE BELLHOP. AND I WAS -- 279 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:14,514 >> Jimmy: HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,584 RELAX. >> Jimmy: "DO RANDY, MAN!" >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 281 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:22,822 "YO, DO THAT RANDY, MAN. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT --" [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,557 SO, IT'S CALLED "RANDY THE BELLHOP. AND I -- LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS 283 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,394 A BELLHOP DOING SHENANIGANS OR WHATEVER, CHECKING IN PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YEP. 284 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,231 >> ANYWAY, I FLUBBED A LINE, LIKE, REALLY, REALLY HARD. I STUMBLED OVER IT, AND I JUST 285 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:35,935 LET IT BE QUIET. I WAS JUST LIKE -- I DIDN'T TRY TO FIX IT OR ANYTHING. 286 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,571 I DIDN'T TRY TO LAUGH THROUGH IT, OR NOTHING I DIDN'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE 287 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,640 TO, LIKE - >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> -- CONTINUE 288 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,576 I JUST LET THE MOMENT, LIKE, HIT THE FLOOR. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST FROZE 289 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,080 >> AND IT WAS VERY, VERY QUIET AND I HEARD THIS ONE LADY GO, "AW. 290 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,451 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S BAD. 291 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,987 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "AW. 292 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:56,256 >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T EVEN REACT TO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 293 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,891 >> I WAS LIKE, I WAS SO GREEN, I WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. 294 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,760 I FINISHED THE SKETCH OR WHATEVER, AND THEY DIDN'T WRITE FOR ME MUCH AFTER THAT 295 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,595 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: LIKE, YOU FEEL LIKE 296 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,631 YOU'RE LETTING THEM DOWN, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DOING -- WHEN THE WRITER WRITES SOMETHING FOR 297 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,967 YOU. YOU'RE SO HONORED THAT THE WROTE FOR YOU. 298 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,137 >> 1,000%. I WAS SO NERVOUS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 299 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,206 AND I WAS JUST SHAKY AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT NOW I JUST -- I REALLY 300 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,609 ENJOY WHEN THINGS GO OFF-RAIL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT 301 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,979 >> IT'S KIND OF THE BEST >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 302 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,514 IF SOMETHING JUST SITS HERE AND JUST TANKS, YOU JUST KIND OF GO LIKE - 303 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,084 >> IT PUMPS ME UP. LIKE, I WANT TO GET CRAZY AND, LIKE, START RUNNING THROUGH THE 304 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:27,187 AUDIENCE OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "OH, Y'ALL -- Y'ALL 305 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:30,690 DON'T LIKE THAT? WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH 306 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,393 CAN YOU -- CAN YOU CLEAR SOMETHING UP HERE? 'CAUSE I -- SAMUEL L. JACKSON 307 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:37,797 RECENTLY SAID THAT YOU GOT HIM BANNED FROM "SNL." >> YEAH, I - 308 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,566 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT? >> I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY 309 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,401 TO DO THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY HE THINKS THAT 310 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,137 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UM, BUT, NO, I -- THIS IS A GREAT STORY. 311 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:48,174 AND WHERE -- WHICH CAMERA AM I ON >> Jimmy: YOU CAN GO TO ONE. 312 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,578 >> HEY, SAM. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL GOOD, BRO 313 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,446 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU'RE WELCOME ANY TIME, 314 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,949 FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN HEARING. >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE. 315 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:58,451 >> ANYWAY, HE DROPPED THE F BOMB ON THE SHOW, BUT HE SAYS I WAS SUPPOSED TO CUT HIM OFF 316 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,521 BEFORE THAT. BUT THE CUE CARD, IT WAS JUST AN F ON THE CUE CARD, IT WASN'T 317 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,591 LIKE THE WHOLE WORD. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, NO OTHER LETTERS. 318 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,459 >> I WAS THINKING HE WAS JUST GONNA GO, LIKE, A FAKE MOVE AND STOP AT THE "F-", YOU KNOW WHAT 319 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,195 I MEAN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. "WHAT THE F- 320 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,065 >> FULL TRAIN AT IT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I GUESS HE'S A METHOD KIND OF GUY. 321 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:15,068 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] A METHOD GUY 322 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,270 >> SO WHEN HE DID IT THE FIRST -- HE DID IT TWICE WHEN HE DID IT THE FIRST TIME, 323 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:21,641 I WAS PROCESSING, LIKE, "OH, SNAP, HE DID IT AND I DIDN'T MAKE IT," OR WHATEVER. 324 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,544 "I DIDN'T CUT HIM OFF IN TIME. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU'RE LIVE >> I WAS LIKE "OKAY, WHATEVER, 325 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,913 THAT WAS PRETTY COOL," BUT - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "WE KIND OF EXPECT THE F 326 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,482 WORD OF SAM JACKSON, SO NO HARM DONE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERY TIME HE'S 327 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,585 BEEN ON, YEAH, WE KNOW THAT THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO HAPPEN 328 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,988 >> YEAH. THEN HE DOUBLED DOWN AND SAID IT AGAIN, I WAS LIKE, "YO, MY 329 00:22:34,988 --> 00:22:37,257 MAN, WE'VE GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,693 AND THEN IT GOT A REACTION - >> Jimmy: A LOT OF MONEY, YEAH, YEAH 331 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,629 >> AND YOU WERE ABLE TO, LIKE, GET OUT OF THE MOMENT. YEAH, BUT HE WAS -- HE'S BEEN 332 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,131 MAD AT ME FOR THAT SO, MY BAD, BRO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 333 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,666 >> Jimmy: NO >> I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GONNA DO IT LIKE THAT. 334 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:50,103 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, HE'S -- HE DOESN'T GET MAD. >> COME ON IN WHENEVER YOU 335 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,472 WANT >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> IT'S SAM JACKSON, WHO 336 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,774 DOESN'T WANT SAM JACKSON ON? >> Jimmy: SAM JACKSON, COME ON YEAH, YOU CAN COME -- YOU CAN 337 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,843 HOST "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IF YOU WANT, SAM. >> RIGHT, YOU HEARD IT 338 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:00,680 >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON, BUD WE LOVE YOU, YEAH. >> YOU HEARD IT HERE 339 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,383 >> Jimmy: UH, I LOVE YOUR IMPRESSIONS. I LIKE DAVID ORTIZ, "BIG PAPI. 340 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,685 >> OH, HE'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DO THAT I MEAN - 341 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,054 >> HE'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN THAT, YEAH 342 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,057 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S THE BEST [ APPLAUSE ] 343 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,660 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO MEET HIM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> UH, YEAH. 344 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,528 I LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE IMPRESSION 345 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,597 >> YOU KNOW, IT WAS MY CHANCE TO DO, LIKE, A SCARFACE IMPRESSION, YOU KNOW WHAT I 346 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,165 MEAN WHEN I HEARD THAT, YOU KNOW, "BIG PAPI" TALK LIKE THAT, I 347 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,900 WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I CAN ACTUALLY DO IT, MAN," YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 348 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,938 [ LAUGHTER ] "TAKE MY TONY MONTANA MOMENT." >> Jimmy: WOW -- 349 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:26,673 >> "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" >> Jimmy: "THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT." 350 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,609 >> "TALK ABOUT THE RED SOX." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE TALK ABOUT -- TALK ABOUT 351 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:34,347 MIAMI A LITTLE BIT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, "A LITTLE BIT. 352 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:36,149 >> YOU KNOW, AND, LIKE, HE'S JUST SUCH A JOLLY PERSON IT ALLOWS FOR ME TO HAVE THAT 353 00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:40,453 FUN LIKE THAT. AND, YEAH, I MET HIM, I DID HIS PODCAST, AND HE WAS LIKE, "YO, 354 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:46,092 MY MAN, I KNEW I MADE IT WHEN YOU WAS DOING ME ON THE SHOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,762 I LOVE THAT GUY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "BIG PAPI. 356 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:52,932 BIG LUNCH. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. >> HE'S LIKE A BIG LUNCH 357 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,403 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. I KNOW YOU JUST STARTED THIS PRODUCTION COMPANY 358 00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:59,906 >> YES, SHOUT OUT. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A BIG DEAL, BUD. 359 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,875 >> YEAH, SHOUT OUT TO "ARTISTS FOR ARTISTS," THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 360 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE -- THIS IS -- THIS IS THE CHAPTER -- 361 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,945 THIS IS WHAT YOU DREAM OF. >> I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE NEXT STAGE IN LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT 362 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,516 I'M SAYING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I PARTNERED WITH MY BUDDY 363 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:14,654 JOHNNY RYAN. AND WE STARTED THIS THING WHERE IT'S GOING TO ALLOW FOR LOTS OF 364 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,222 THINGS TO COME UNDER IT, AND, UH - >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED 365 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:19,159 "ARTISTS FOR ARTISTS." >> "ARTISTS FOR ARTISTS" BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN ARTISTS 366 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:24,631 BEING ABLE TO HAVE SOME OWNERSHIP, KIND OF, IN WHAT THEY DO, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 367 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,233 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO EVEN IF IT HAS TO COME OUT OF OUR PORTION, OR OUR 368 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,202 PROCEEDS, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT, YOU KNOW, ANYBODY THAT DOES A MOVIE SHOULD BE ABLE TO 369 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:33,473 GET A PERCENTAGE OF THAT MOVIE FOR AS LONG AS IT'S OUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 370 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:37,844 NOT JUST BEING PAID TO SHOW UP AND DO THE WORK, LIKE, YOU SHOULD HAVE PARTICIPATION AS IT 371 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:42,882 GOES ALONG LIKE, IMAGINE IF YOU HAD PARTICIPATION IN "BEETLEJUICE. 372 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,085 LIKE, JUST TAKE THAT, FOR EXAMPLE, LIKE A 40-YEAR-OLD IDEA OR WHATEVER -- 373 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:46,920 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- AND YOU HAVE A PERCENTAGE OF THAT, THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN 374 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,091 JUST GETTING WHATEVER CHECK THEY GAVE HIM IN 1988. >> Jimmy: 1988 375 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,093 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> SO, THAT'S KIND OF THE 376 00:24:53,093 --> 00:24:56,129 STRATEGY OF IT BUT ALSO IT'S GONNA BE THE MOTHERSHIP, YOU KNOW WHAT I 377 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:57,864 MEAN IT'S GONNA ALLOW FOR A LOT OF OTHER THINGS - 378 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,800 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING DOCUMENTARIES, YOU'RE DOING -- >> DOCS, MOVIES, A LOT OF STUFF 379 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,303 THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE AT TO HAPPEN >> Jimmy: YEAH 380 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,405 BUT YOU'RE DOING A LIVE THING TOO. WHAT'S -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING 381 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:08,775 WITH MIKE TYSON? >> YEAH, WE HAVE, YOU KNOW, A LIVE ELEMENT TOO 382 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,611 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE WE'RE BIG BROADWAY FANS, ME AND MY PARTNER. 383 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,681 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE FANS OF EVERYTHING FIRST, KIND OF, SO, WE'RE LAUNCHING WITH TYSON 384 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:19,052 COMING BACK TO THE STAGE WITH "UNDISPUTED TRUTH 2. UM, YOU KNOW, HE DID HIS 385 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:21,688 ONE-MAN SHOW BACK IN THE DAY -- >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 386 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:25,058 >> I THINK SPIKE WAS DIRECTING IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 387 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,594 >> THIS IS PART TWO. SO, WE'RE -- WE'RE STARTING WITH THAT. 388 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:31,197 AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THAT. >> HOW'D YOU -- HOW'D YOU MEET MIKE 389 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,866 >> I MET MIKE -- HE DID A "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT" BACK IN THE DAY, ACTUALLY, AND HE 390 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:37,737 WAS -- >> Jimmy: OH, DID HE REALLY? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 391 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,273 HE WAS VERY FUNNY. LIKE, HE GOT UP AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, TURNED AROUND, AND LIKE, 392 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:43,109 SHOOK HIS BUTT IN THE CAMERA >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 393 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,178 >> STUFF LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: ALL THE STUFF COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER 394 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:47,080 GUY. CONGRATS ON THE SEASON FINALE OF "SNL. 395 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,215 KENAN THOMPSON RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN >> THANK YOU MAN 396 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY THE SEASON FINALE OF "SATURDAY 397 00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:53,486 NIGHT LIVE" IS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST NATASHA LYONNE AND MUSICAL GUEST 398 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:55,789 JAPANESE BREAKFAST JOJO SIWA JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 399 00:25:55,789 --> 00:26:16,176 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 400 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:21,047 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A DANCER, SINGER, ACTOR, AND ENTREPRENEUR 401 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:24,351 NOW SHE'S A JUDGE ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE," WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ON FOX 402 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,386 AIRS WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ON FOX PLEASE WELCOME JOJO SIWA 403 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:28,088 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 404 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:42,836 * * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 405 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,238 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE 406 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:50,910 COME ON, BUD >> I -- I HEARD Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT "BEETLEJUICE" EARLIER. 407 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:54,314 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I FEEL LIKE BEETLEJUICE >> Jimmy: YOU ROCKED IT OUT! 408 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:55,949 BUT, COME ON, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS >> THANK YOU 409 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,917 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW I JUST WANT TO SAY, HAPPY 410 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,887 BIRTHDAY TO YOU, RIGHT NOW - >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- RIGHT NOW, IT'S 411 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:03,023 YOUR BIRTHDAY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:06,459 IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> IT IS IT IS MY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY 413 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:10,063 IT'S MY 19th BIRTHDAY ON THE 19th [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:12,899 >> Jimmy: THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME. >> I KNOW! 415 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:19,239 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC. HAPPY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY. * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 416 00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:29,416 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JOJO * >> Jimmy: GOLDEN 417 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:36,723 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * >> Jimmy: HEY, FANTASTIC THEY CAN SING! 418 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,126 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY CAN SING. >> I GOT TO SAY, HEARING "HAPPY 419 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,928 BIRTHDAY" ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" FOR ME IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY 420 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:47,233 LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> WOW 421 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,202 >> Jimmy: HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. DO YOU -- DO YOU CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAYS? 422 00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:51,371 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GO BIG ON OTHERS - >> OH, YEAH. 423 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:53,673 >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> OH YEAH >> Jimmy: REALLY 424 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,542 >> WE GO FULL OUT. >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> ON EVERYTHING WE GO FULL 425 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,410 OUT. BUT, SO HERE'S THE THING MY BIRTHDAY'S TODAY, AND MY 426 00:27:57,410 --> 00:28:00,647 BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW, ACTUALLY >> Jimmy: WOW. 427 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:03,450 >> SO OUR WHOLE LIVES, WE WOULD ALWAYS DO LIKE A 50/50 PARTY AND WE'D LITERALLY, LIKE, DRAW 428 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,352 A LINE OF TAPE IN OUR HOUSE AND HALF WOULD BE MY SIDE AND HALF WOULD BE HIS SIDE. 429 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:14,027 AND THEN MY 13th BIRTHDAY WAS MY FIRST BIG, LIKE, BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT BASH 430 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,830 AND SINCE THEN, YOU KNOW, MY 14th BIRTHDAY WE WERE ACTUALLY IN A TORNADO SHELTER IN 431 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:20,333 A WALMART. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THEN MY 15th BIRTHDAY WE 432 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:24,170 RENTED OUT DAVE & BUSTERS. 16th BIRTHDAY WE RENTED OUT SIX FLAGS. 433 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:27,874 17th BIRTHDAY WAS QUARANTINE 18th BIRTHDAY WAS DISNEY WORLD AND 19th BIRTHDAY WAS "THE 434 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,277 TONIGHT SHOW"! >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT! 435 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:34,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW. >> THIS IS THE BEST ONE. 436 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:37,050 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> THIS IS THE BEST ONE, FOR SURE 437 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,518 >> Jimmy: I'M WISHING YOU THE BEST WE'RE SENDING YOU THE VIBES. 438 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:40,453 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST YEAR EVER 439 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,255 I -- YOU -- AT 19, YOU'VE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH YOU'RE ONE OF TIME'S 100 MOST 440 00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:44,624 INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 441 00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:47,794 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "BOOMERANG" HAS ALMOST ONE BILLION VIEWS ON 442 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,296 YOUTUBE. >> WILD. >> Jimmy: A BILLION. 443 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,599 >> A BILLION AND IT JUST HAD IT'S SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY TOO. 444 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:55,769 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? >> IT'S CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT >> Jimmy: ONE BILLION VIEWS. 445 00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:59,272 >> AND IT STILL GETS ABOUT 500,000 VIEWS A DAY. >> Jimmy: WOW. 446 00:28:59,272 --> 00:29:00,840 >> WHICH IS WILD TO THINK ABOUT. AND LIKE, LITTLE KIDS NOW, WHO 447 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:06,479 ARE 2-YEARS-OLD, THEIR FAVORITE SONG IS "BOOMERANG." AND FOR ME I'M LIKE, HOW 448 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,015 THEY WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE WHEN IT CAME OUT IT'S WILD. 449 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,384 >> Jimmy: WOW. IT JUST LIVES ON BUT THERE'S -- THERE'S ONE 450 00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:13,920 THING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET, AND IT INVOLVES LADY GAGA >> OH, YES 451 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,056 >> Jimmy: EXPLAIN THIS TO ME >> SO, MY, LIKE, DREAM IS TO EITHER, LIKE, PLAY LADY GAGA IN 452 00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:22,762 A BIOPIC OF HER LIFE ONE DAY >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> NOW, IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, 453 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,398 MY NEXT DREAM IS TO JUST BE A BACKUP DANCER FOR HER, FOR ONE DAY. 454 00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:28,134 >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, YOU -- >> ONE DAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:31,204 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO IT. I MEAN - >> THANK YOU 456 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,772 WE ACTUALLY -- WE HAVE THE SAME CHOREOGRAPHER, RICHY JACKSON, WHO IS AMAZING 457 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,376 AND I -- I TELL HIM ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE I KNOW ABOUT 20, 25 LADY GAGA DANCES THAT SHE 458 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:40,714 DOES AT HER CONCERTS AND I TELL RICHY ALL THE TIME, I'M LIKE, "LISTEN, ONE DAY, 459 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:48,588 A DANCER'S GONNA BE SICK, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON STAGE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE 460 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:50,557 HOUR TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS THE WHOLE SET, AND YOU'RE GOING TO CALL ME, AND I'M GONNA BE 461 00:29:50,557 --> 00:29:52,625 PREPARED." AND I -- I'M BANKING ON THAT HAPPENING ONE DAY. 462 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,161 >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- LADY GAGA WATCHES THE SHOW ALL THE TIME. GAGA 463 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,330 >> GAGA. >> Jimmy: HELLO, COME ON, LET'S GO 464 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:59,733 THIS IS IT, RIGHT NOW. >> GAGA. >> Jimmy: A DREAM. 465 00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:03,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T STOP A DREAM DON'T STOP A DREAM 466 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:09,342 >> ONE DAY, IT CAN BE A PRESS STUNT FOR ME >> Jimmy: WHAT -- YEAH 467 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:12,412 WHATEVER, WHOEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE, YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. 468 00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:13,947 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU, COME ON >> YES 469 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:16,683 HEY, GAGA, JIMMY SAID -- >> Jimmy: SHE'S -- I MEAN, YEAH 470 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:19,185 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'S TOURING NOW, RIGHT IS GAGA DOING -- 471 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,588 >> YEAH, "CHROMATICA BALL" IS JUST ABOUT TO START. >> Jimmy: YES. 472 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:23,790 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S HAPPENING >> YEAH. 473 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,658 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO VIBE THIS OUT THIS IS THE GOLDEN BIRTHDAY, 474 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,160 COME ON. IF WE ALL SEND THE VIBES, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 475 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,462 >> RIGHT YOU WOULD THINK. YOU WOULD THINK. 476 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:31,765 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 477 00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:33,400 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. >> YES 478 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,268 >> Jimmy: SEASON 17 PREMIERED LAST NIGHT, YOU ARE A JUDGE. >> YES, YES. 479 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,570 >> Jimmy: I -- HOW -- YOU'VE BEEN A FAN OF THE SHOW, MUST HAVE BEEN, SINCE YOU WERE 480 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:41,508 A BABY >> YEAH, SINCE I -- I MEAN, THE SHOW CAME OUT, I THINK, THE 481 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:44,978 YEAR AFTER I WAS BORN. SO IT'S BEEN AROUND, LITERALLY MY WHOLE LIFE. 482 00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:47,514 >> Jimmy: LITERALLY WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, YEAH. >> YEAH, WHICH IS -- IT -- IT'S 483 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,315 CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT I REMEMBER GOING TO THE TOUR OF THE SHOW, ACTUALLY, WHEN I WAS 484 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,184 LIKE FIVE, AND I DID THE MEET AND GREET WITH THE CAST OF THAT SEASON, I THINK IT WAS SEASON 485 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:56,690 NINE, MAYBE AT THE TIME. AND IT WAS -- NO, IT DEFINITELY WASN'T SEASON NINE, IT WAS 486 00:30:56,690 --> 00:31:01,294 SEASON FIVE. 'CAUSE MY FRIEND WAS ON SEASON - 487 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:04,564 ANYWAYS, BACK AT IT, IT WAS SEASON FIVE. AND IT -- IT'S JUST SO COOL TO 488 00:31:04,564 --> 00:31:10,070 THINK THAT THIS SHOW IS SUCH AN ICONIC PIECE OF THE DANCE WORLD AND OF DANCE HISTORY 489 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:17,777 AND EVERY DANCER THAT HAS SUCH A HOUSEHOLD NAME, WAS BORN ON THIS SHOW, IF THAT MAKES SENSE 490 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:20,080 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY WERE FIRST SEEN ON THIS SHOW, AND IT GIVES DANCERS SUCH 491 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,948 A PLATFORM AND SO, TO BE PART OF IT IN THIS WAY, JUST -- IT MEANS THE 492 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:25,885 WORLD FOR ME >> Jimmy: DO THEY -- DO THEY GET NERVOUS WHEN THEY GO OUT 493 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:29,255 AND DANCE IN FRONT OF YOU? AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD -- 494 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,891 >> OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 495 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,294 >> THEY'RE TERRIFIED AND IT'S -- IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH, BECAUSE BEING ON THE 496 00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:36,096 JUDGES SIDE OF THE THINGS -- YOU KNOW, I HAD "DANCING WITH THE STARS" WHERE I WAS 497 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:40,200 COMPETING. I COMPETED ON "MASKED SINGER." I WAS "ULTIMATE DANCE 498 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,502 COMPETITION. I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF ELIMINATION SHOWS. 499 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:46,539 AND TO BE ON THIS SIDE OF IT, BE JUDGING, IT'S INTERESTING TO WATCH. 500 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:50,210 IT'S LIKE "THEY'RE NERVOUS, BUT I'M NOT, SO WHY ARE THEY?" BUT THEN I'M LIKE, "NO, OKAY, 501 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,112 NOW I --" >> Jimmy: "I'VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE," YEAH WHERE YOU WERE NERVOUS, AND YEAH, AND 502 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:56,116 BEING JUDGED >> YEAH. THEY ARE SO TALENTED THOUGH, 503 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,218 IT'S INSANE. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU -- HOW ARE YOU AS A JUDGE 504 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:00,754 >> HOW DO YOU THINK I AM >> Jimmy: I WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE -- I WOULD SAY THAT 505 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:04,691 YOU'RE -- YOU GIVE POSITIVE -- I THINK YOU'RE ALWAYS POSITIVE WHEN I'M AROUND YOU, SO I WOULD 506 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:07,494 SAY YOU PROBABLY GIVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD 507 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:11,064 DO IT, BECAUSE I WOULD BE LIKE - "I DON'T KNOW. 508 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:13,433 I WOULD BE LIKE, "I DON'T -- PASS." >> I'LL ADMIT I'M -- 509 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,735 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "GO TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE 510 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:18,772 TALK TO ANOTHER JUDGE. >> "NEXT, NEXT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I CAN'T 511 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,174 DO IT. >> I WILL ADMIT, I AM THE HONEST JUDGE 512 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:22,942 SO, IF SOMETHING IS GREAT, I CAN'T HOLD BACK, I WILL TELL YOU. 513 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,445 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> IF SOMETHING IS NOT, I WILL ALSO NOT HOLD BACK, AND I WILL 514 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:28,081 TELL YOU SO IT CAN BE A PROBLEM SOMETIMES. 515 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:29,883 BUT I JUST -- I WANT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM DEAD SERIOUS WHEN THEY ARE 516 00:32:29,883 --> 00:32:36,956 GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I DON'T JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT THEY'RE GREAT, 517 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,459 IF - >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> -- YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT. 518 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:41,761 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU GO, "HEY, YOU GOT TO WORK --" 519 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:44,097 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT TO WORK HARDER." 520 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:47,100 >> I'M NATURALLY JUST AN HONEST PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH 521 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,302 >> ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HEAR THAT THOUGH, 522 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,371 AND GO, LIKE, "HEY, COME BACK. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "GO WORK ON THIS 523 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,239 YOU HAVE SOMETHING, IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS." >> EXACTLY 524 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:54,908 EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT WE TELL PEOPLE WE SAY, "GO, AND COME BACK, 525 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:57,110 KEEP WORKING." BECAUSE EVERYBODY WHO GETS TO THIS POINT IS INCREDIBLE 526 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:00,347 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IF YOU HEAR SOMETHING FROM JOJO SIWA, TO -- GIVE YOU EVEN ANY ADVICE, OR 527 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:04,918 ANY HELP, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THAT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE >> YES 528 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:07,053 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL GO, "YEAH, SHE TOLD ME TO DO THAT, AND I'M GOING TO DO THAT." 529 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,522 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 530 00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:11,491 HERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, JOJO SIWA IN "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. 531 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,194 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 532 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:16,863 >> DANCE CAN BE ANYTHING AND OUT OF EVERYONE THAT I'VE SEEN TODAY, YOU HAD THE MOST 533 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:20,767 FUN ON THIS STAGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I 534 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:22,969 REALLY APPRECIATE. >> THANK YOU >> I LOVE THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU 535 00:33:22,969 --> 00:33:27,874 ARE. I LOVE THAT YOU'RE OUT HERE IN HEELS AND YOUR LITTLE SHORTS 536 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:30,610 I'M -- >> YOU KNOW IT >> MY BEST - 537 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:36,750 [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS LISTEN I AM VERY GAY TOO. 538 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,787 SO I -- YES, WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU DO NOT MY TYPE. 539 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:45,158 BUT MY - >> DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT MINE EITHER 540 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:50,530 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> HE WAS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 541 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,799 THAT'S GOOD. >> THAT WAS BEAU, HE'S GREAT >> Jimmy: HE'S GREAT 542 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:55,669 JOJO SIWA, EVERYBODY "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" AIRS WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT 543 00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:57,804 9:00 P.M. ON FOX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM 544 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:00,240 RINA SAWAYAMA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 545 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:22,629 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "THIS HELL" FROM HER UPCOMING NEW 546 00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:26,833 ALBUM "HOLD THE GIRL," HERE'S RINA SAWAYAMA. 547 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:48,855 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 548 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:55,528 >> LET'S GO, GIRLS * SAW A A POSTER ON THE CORNE 549 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:59,566 OPPOSITE THE MOTEL * * TURNS OUT I'M GOING TO HELL * 550 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:02,068 * IF I KEEP O BEING MYSELF * * DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID 551 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:05,138 BUT THEY SEEM PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT * * GOD HATES U 552 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:10,276 ALRIGHT THEN * * BUCKLE UP AT DAWN WE'RE RIDING * 553 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:14,881 * WALK A MILE ON THESE COAL BUSY CLEANSING MY SOUL * * GETTING READY 554 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:21,054 FOR THE NIGHT * * DAMNED FOR ETERNITY BUT YOU'RE COMING WITH M 555 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:28,862 INTO THE AFTERLIFE * * THIS HELL IS BETTER WITH YOU * 556 00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:32,799 * WE'RE BURNING UP TOGETHER BABY, THAT MAKES TWO * * 'CAUSE THE DEVIL' 557 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:37,404 WEARING PRADA * * AND LOVES A LITTLE DRAM OOH-OOH * 558 00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:40,774 * THIS HELL I BETTER WITH YOU * * WITH YO 559 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:54,087 WITH YOU * * OH, WITH YO THIS HELL IS 560 00:35:54,087 --> 00:36:00,360 BETTER WITH YOU * * FLAME RED CARPET MOMENT POSING FOR THE PAPARAZZI * 561 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:05,799 * WHAT THEY DID TO BRITNE TO LADY DI AND WHITNEY * * DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE 562 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:09,636 BUT MIGHT AS WEL GET DOWN AND DIRTY * * THAT SATAN' 563 00:36:09,636 --> 00:36:14,341 LOOKING THIRSTY * * NOT EVEN HE CAN HURT ME * 564 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:20,447 * WALK A MILE ON THESE COAL BUSY CLEANSING MY SOUL * * GETTING READY 565 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:24,384 FOR THE NIGHT * * DAMNED FOR ETERNITY BUT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME * 566 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:32,058 * INTO THE AFTERLIF WOW, THAT'S HOT * * THIS HELL I 567 00:36:32,058 --> 00:36:37,630 BETTER WITH YOU * * WE'RE BURNING UP TOGETHER BABY, THAT MAKES TWO * 568 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:41,334 * 'CAUSE THE DEVIL' WEARING PRADA * * AND LOVES A LITTLE DRAM 569 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:46,806 OOH-OOH * * THIS HELL I BETTER WITH YOU * 570 00:36:46,806 --> 00:36:50,643 * THIS LIFE GAVE US NOTHING TO LOSE * * WE'RE GOING DOWN TOGETHER 571 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:55,648 GOT A TICKET FOR TWO * * 'CAUSE THE DEVIL' WEARING PRADA * 572 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:59,586 * AND LOVES A LITTLE DRAM OOH-OOH * * THIS HELL I 573 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:09,329 BETTER WITH YOU * * WITH YO WITH YOU * 574 00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:18,938 * OH, WITH YO THIS HELL IS BETTER WITH YOU * 575 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:22,542 * GOT MY INVITATION TO ETERNAL DAMNATION * * GET IN LINE 576 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:26,146 PASS THE WINE, BITCH * * WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL * 577 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:30,750 * GOT MY INVITATION TO ETERNAL DAMNATION * * GET IN LINE 578 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:34,587 PASS THE WINE, BITCH * * WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL * 579 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:53,373 * * THIS HELL I BETTER WITH YOU * 580 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:58,078 * WE'RE BURNING UP TOGETHER BABY, THAT MAKES TWO * * 'CAUSE THE DEVIL' 581 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:01,915 WEARING PRADA * * AND LOVES A LITTLE DRAM OOH-OOH * 582 00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:07,487 * THIS HELL I BETTER WITH YOU * * THIS HELL 583 00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:27,607 IS BETTER WITH YOU * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 584 00:38:27,607 --> 00:38:34,581 >> Jimmy: RINA SAWAYAMA! RINA SAWAYAMA, "HOLD THE GIRL" IS OUT IN SEPTEMBER. 585 00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:37,650 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 586 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:59,773 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KENAN THOMPSON, JOJO SIWA, 587 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:05,912 RINA SAWAYAMA, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 588 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:09,082 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 589 00:39:09,082 --> 00:39:12,452 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 590 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,220 BYE-BYE. THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE