>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - RACHEL BROSNAHAN
JACK HARLOW. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1649 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
MAN, IT WAS AN EXCITING WEEKEND IN -- IN SPORTS. THE KENTUCKY DERBY
DID YOU SEE THIS IT'S THE SECOND BIGGEST UPSET IN THE RACE'S 148-YEAR HISTORY
IT WON -- 80-1 WAS THE LONG SHOT YEAH
AND IT WAS NAMED -- RICH STRIKE WAS THE NAME OF THE HORSE. RICH STRIKE, WHICH SOUNDS MORE
LIKE YOUR LOCAL ANCHOR WHO DOES SPORTS AND WEATHER [ LAUGHTER ]
"AND NOW WITH RICH STRIKE WITH THE WEATHER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
RICH STRIKE SOUNDS LIKE A PACK OF CIGARETTES YOUR GRANDMA USED TO SMOKE
[ LAUGHTER ] "GIVE ME A PACK OF RICH STRIKES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE HORSE'S ODDS WERE 80-1 YEAH, THAT'S LIKE IF TODAY I
WAS TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT BILL de BLASIO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS?
MEANWHILE, THIS WEEKEND WAS ALSO MOTHER'S DAY, OF COURSE HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE
MOTHERS OUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I SAW THAT FIRST LADY
JILL BIDEN SPENT THE DAY IN UKRAINE AND MET WITH THE UKRAINIAN FIRST LADY
YEAH BASICALLY, JOE GOT HER AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT FOR MOTHER'S
DAY AND JILL WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO GO TO UKRAINE
I'M GOOD." AND THIS WAS ACTUALLY VERY COOL
AT THE REQUEST OF UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY, BONO AND THE EDGE HELD A SURPRISE
CONCERT, YESTERDAY, AT A SUBWAY STATION IN KYIV. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
THAT'S AMAZING THAT'S -- IT WAS THE FIRST TIME A GUY BROKE OUT A GUITAR IN
A SUBWAY STATION AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY CHEERED [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S SWITCH GEARS AS PART OF THE INVESTIGATION AGAINST HIM, FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN ASKED TO TURN OVER FOUR CELL PHONES, BUT HE CLAIMS HE CAN'T BECAUSE
HE LOST ALL OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TRUMP SAID HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHERE THE PHONES ARE. THEN A MINUTE LATER, ERIC TRUMP'S STOMACH STARTED
RINGING. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU -- YOU SWALLOWED --
WELL, GET THIS SHERPA IN NEPAL HAS SET A NEW WORLD RECORD AFTER SCALING
MOUNT EVEREST FOR THE 26th TIME [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YEAH, SO IF YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND WHO JUST RAN A HALF MARATHON IS INSUFFERABLE, TRY
HAVING LUNCH WITH THIS GUY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE GUY HAS HIS REASONS.
WHEN ASKED WHAT MOTIVATES HIM, HE SAID, "I HAVE AT&T. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I GET
SERVICE. I GOT TO --" [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. A FORMER SHERIFF'S DEPUTY IN ARIZONA HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR
ALLEGEDLY CRASHING WEDDINGS AND STEALING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF WEDDING GIFTS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIS FRIENDS GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY SAW HIS KITCHEN HAD 11 AIR
FRYERS [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT A 1,000-POUND
GREAT WHITE SHARK HAS BEEN SPOTTED NEAR THE JERSEY SHORE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YEAH, SCIENTISTS TAGGED IT WITH A TRACKER A FEW YEARS AGO, WHEREAS THE OTHER SHARKS OFF
THE COAST OF JERSEY PUT IT, "HE'S WEARING A WIRE HE'S WEARING --"
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, BEFORE WE -- WE GO ON, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO
THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR "TONIGHT SHOW. BECAUSE THEY -- THEY DON'T
ALWAYS FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF THEM.
SO IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." HERE WE GO
SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW
SPONSORS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOLE FOODS, BOLD
ENOUGH TO ASK THE QUESTION, "WHAT IF FOOD JUST COSTS MORE? [ APPLAUSE ]
TWITCH, THAT 17-YEAR-OLD WHO DABS AFTER EVERY WIN IN "FORTNITE?
YEAH, HE OWNS THREE HOUSES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RED VINES, THE RC COLA OF RED
LICORICE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POWERADE, THE GATORADE WAS
RIGHT THERE, BUT WE RESPECT YOUR MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
BRITA, BE HONEST, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED THE FILTER IN THREE YEARS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EW, I WOULDN'T RAISIN BRAN, YOU KNOW, FOR
SOMETHING CALLED RAISIN BRAN, THIS STUFF ACTUALLY KIND OF SLAPS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, DiGIORNO, NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT IT WAS
DELIVERY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT IS ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
SPONSORS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW SHE STARS IN "THE MARVELOUS
MRS. MAISEL. RACHEL BROSNAHAN IS HERE TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT A NEW
AUDIBLE PROJECT THAT'S GOOD. PLUS, HIS NEW ALBUM, "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU," IS OUT NOW
JACK HARLOW IS IN THE BUILDING >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: HE'S IN THE BUILDING
WE'RE TALKING TO HIM, AND THEN HE'S GOING TO PERFORM LATER IN THE SHOW
STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "VIRTUAL REALITY
PICTIONARY." COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: A BOAT >> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NO
SOMEONE'S DROWNING SOMEONE'S DROWNING SOMEONE FELL OFF THE BOAT.
>> UH-HUH.
TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH OUR VERY OWN TARIQ TROTTER FROM THE ROOTS
RIGHT THERE. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE ARE GOING TO PLAY "VIRTUAL REALITY PICTIONARY. HERE WE GO
* VIRTUAL REALITY PICTIONARY *
>> Jimmy: BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE PLAYERS. SO, JOINING MY TEAM IS THE
EMMY-WINNING STAR OF "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL. PLEASE WELCOME
RACHEL BROSNAHAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, BUDDY
COME ON. THAT'S MY PARTNER RIGHT THERE. JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM, HIS NEW
ALBUM "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU" IS OUT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY
JACK HARLOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, WE'RE -- WE'RE
PLAYING A GAME --E BUT WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. >> FOR NOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR NOW. >> YEAH. >> BEFORE I KICK YOU ASS
>> Jimmy: THE GAME WORKS EXACTLY LIKE PICTIONARY EXCEPT THE PERSON WHO IS DRAWING WILL
BE WEARING ONE OF THESE VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSETS AND DRAWING IN 3D SPACE USING A PROGRAM CALLED
TILT BRUSH WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THEIR POINT OF VIEW ON THE BIG
SCREEN I WILL GO FIRST. YOU GUYS CAN TAKE YOUR SEATS
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, BUDDY. WE GOT THIS. THANK YOU.
OKAY, NOW -- WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I GO? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ALL RIGHT. TWO PEOPLE SAID FOUR ALL RIGHT.
SO, WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH FOUR >> ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, "FOUR, I GUESS." OKAY
OKAY HM, HM
>> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WAIT, HOLD ON.
>> WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I GOT THIS RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, READY TO DO THIS? HERE WE GO
IT'S A THING [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> A HEART I LOVE YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] A PENIS. A CACTUS
ED SHEERAN >> Jimmy: ED SHEERAN >> A BANANA.
BANANA BANANA SPLIT YES!
[ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YES! >> Tariq: IT'S ALL RIGHT
IT'S ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: YES, THAT WAS AWESOME!
>> I SWEAR TO GOD, I WAS GOING TO FEEL BADLY -- >> Jimmy: WOW!
ALL RIGHT. TARIQ, YOU'RE UP NOW, BUD. HERE YOU GO.
>> Tariq: ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE,
DUDE >> Tariq: WHAT NUMBER, JACK? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE SAID 10. SOMEONE SAID 10. >> Tariq: OKAY
THIS IS A PLACE. >> OH, GOD DRAW IT WITH DETAILS
>> Jimmy: IT'S A PLACE ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
HE'S GOING >> Tariq: OKAY >> JAIL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JAIL, HE SAID. THAT'S AWESOME
>> A MUSHROOM? MORE DETAIL. >> Jimmy: YEAH
USE THE FACE EXPLORE THE FACE, TARIQ, IT'S 3D
>> Tariq: SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE WHITE HOUSE
>> Tariq: NO, NO >> Jimmy: OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS
>> DON'T TELL. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I CAN'T SAY.
HE'S DRAWING THE SAME THING. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JACK -- HE KNOWS WHAT
THIS IS. >> NOT YET I DON'T >> I THINK YOU DO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE A -- IT'S A DESTINATION IT'S FAR AWAY.
>> MARS. >> Tariq: JESUS, NOT THAT FAR, JACK
[ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S
STONEHENGE >> Tariq: IT'S STONEHENGE, YEAH
>> Jimmy: STONEHENGE, IT'S A - >> THERE WASN'T A LOT OF DETAIL
>> Tariq: WRONG GENERATION >> Jimmy: HERE -- THAT WAS GOOD
YEAH, HERE WE GO >> Tariq: WRONG GENERATION >> OH, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO, IT'S MY TURN. >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO, PAL
>> Tariq: MUSHROOM >> JAIL WAS THE FIRST ONE. >> I HEARD THREE
I HEARD THREE. >> NINE. >> NO, I HEARD THREE
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT LOOKING. >> THIS IS A THING OH, NO
OKAY THIS IS A THING. OH, GOD.
>> Jimmy: IS IT -- >> WAIT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, I'M GIVING THAT AND THIS IS HERE DOES THAT FEEL RIGHT
>> NOTHING FEELS RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY
>> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD WE GOT THIS. NOW, WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A THING >> IT'S A THING. >> Jimmy: THING IS THE WORST
SUBJECT. >> YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, READY?
>> Jimmy: YEP. OH ARK.
NOAH'S ARK A BOAT >> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO OH, NO SOMEONE'S DROWNING
SOMEONE FELL OFF THE BOAT. >> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: HELP, HELP ME. HELP DO SOMETHING
THERE'S TWO PEOPLE OH, MY GOD IT'S JACK.
IT'S THE TITANIC [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> YES >> Jimmy: WOW!
HOW ARE WE GETTING THIS? >> THIS IS -- WHAT WAS THAT? THE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: OKAY
LOOK AT THAT >> YOUR TURN >> Jimmy: TITANIC.
>> THAT IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BANANA SPLIT AND TITANIC
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. TITANIC.
[ CHEERS ] WHICH ONE YOU GOING WITH >> Tariq: GO FIVE, GO FIVE, GO
FIVE, GO FIVE. >> FIVE? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. >> IT'S A GENERATIONAL THING
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK BUMMED THAT YOU GOT FIVE >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK BUMMED THAT YOU PICKED FIVE. >> IT'S AN ACTIVITY.
>> Tariq: OKAY >> I MIGHT JUST DO THE ACTIVITY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, THAT'S CHEATING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH
ONE'S THIS THAT ONE'S THERE, I BELIEVE. AND THIS ONE'S HERE.
>> SO, WHICH ONE DRAWS >> Jimmy: THIS ONE OH, SORRY.
>> THE RIGHT HAND -- THE TRIGGER ON THE RIGHT HAND. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M LEAVING YOU ALONE.
>> I CAN USE WHATEVER I WANT >> Jimmy: OH, I WOULD -- NO. >> YOU WANT ME TO USE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GOOD. >> THE TIMER START YET
>> Jimmy: NO YES, NOW IT WILL START GO
>> OKAY. HERE WE GO >> Tariq: GOLF
GOLFING. MINIATURE GOLF [ DINGING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? WHAT I WANT YOU TO BRING IT IN.
>> YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: JACK AND TARIQ ARE
BRINGING IT IN RIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE UNBELIEVABLE
COME ON. JACK, YOU DID IT ALREADY >> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: GOSH, UNBELIEVABLE MINIATURE GOLF OH, MY GOD
ALL RIGHT. NOW, LOOK, IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND, OKAY?
AND THIS IS THE SHOWDOWN RACHEL, YOU WILL DRAW. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN, WE BOTH -- BOTH TEAMS GUESS IN THIS ONE WHOEVER -- WHATEVER TEAM
GUESSES THIS FIRST WINS 10,000 POINTS AND WINS >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
SAY $10,000. >> Jimmy: NO NO
DEFINITELY NOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE CAN TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS
ONE. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE YOU'RE GOING TO GO FOR THE WIN.
>> THIS IS FOR IT ALL. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> TWO
I HEARD TWO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT LOOKING, NOT LOOKING
>> Tariq: NEITHER AM I >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> THIS -- THIS IS A PHRASE.
>> Jimmy: PHRASE >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD
WE GOT THIS. ALL RIGHT, WAIT. HOLD ON.
WHICH ONE IS IT NOW? I KNOW, HOLD ON, HOLD ON I THINK IT'S LIKE THIS
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S POUND IT OUT
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO >> WE'RE SO GOOD AT THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE ARE REALLY GOOD AT THAT >> OKAY, READY
>> Jimmy: I'M ALWAYS READY, YES. >> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: COME ON, PARTNER WE GOT THIS. >> OKAY, OKAY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A PHRASE. >> Tariq: CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. CIRCLE OF TRUST.
>> CHICKEN >> Jimmy: QUACK. DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE.
TWO -- >> Tariq: TWO BIRDS OF A A FEATHER.
>> Jimmy: KILL THE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. >> MIGRATION
[ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WOW! >> HOW DID YOU GET THAT? >> Jimmy: LOOK AT US
LOOK AT US >> WE WON THE GAME >> Jimmy: LOOK AT US, WE WON
THE GAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
RACHEL BROSNAHAN HOW AWESOME IS THAT? JACK HARLOW.
MORE WITH RACHEL AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, TONIGHT, IS THE EMMY-WINNING STAR OF "THE MARVELOUS
MRS. MAISEL. SHE ALSO PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE NEW PODCAST "THE MIRANDA
OBSESSION," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE MAN, IT'S SO INTERESTING
PLEASE WELCOME RACHEL BROSNAHAN, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU OH, LOOK AT THAT
>> Jimmy: WE -- I KNOW LOOK AT THIS WE CRUSHED PICTIONARY.
>> WE DID IT I HAD TO REDEEM MYSELF AFTER THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU WERE YELLING ED SHEERAN BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "WHY ARE
YOU YELLING ED SHEERAN?" >> I JUST WAS TRAUMATIZED, AND IT JUST CAME BACK.
>> Jimmy: YES. THAT'S RIGHT, WE PLAYED A GAME LAST TIME AND -- YEAH.
>> IT DIDN'T GO WELL WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
>> Jimmy: NO, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK --NO, OF COURSE YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU QUICKLY AT
THE MET GALA THAT WAS HERE IN NEW YORK IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT
RAISED A LOT OF MONEY. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND MAN, YOU WERE
A KNOCKOUT YOU LOOKED GORGEOUS. YOU STUCK TO THE THEME -- LOOK
AT THIS, GILDED AGE. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS DRESS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, WHAT -- IS THAT -- IS THAT ALL HAND -- HAND DONE
>> YEAH. ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS ABOUT THIS DRESS IS IT WAS BUILT HERE
IN NEW YORK. IT WEIGHED 70 POUNDS >> Jimmy: 7-0, 70 POUNDS
>> 7-0 AND IT HAD 25,000 GOLD PAILLETTES THAT WERE HAND SEWN
SO, I THINK ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS ABOUT THE MET GALA IS THAT IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR
DESIGNERS TO DREAM REALLY BIG. AND JOSEPH ALTUZARRA CREATED THIS GORGEOUS DRESS.
IT WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE BY ALL THESE NEW YORK-BASED MASTER CRAFTSMEN.
AND WAS -- I MEAN, IT'S AN HONOR TO WEAR THIS BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT LIKE WALKING AROUND WITH 70 POUNDS ON YOU
>> I NAPPED FOR THREE DAYS AFTERWARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I DID SOME PILATES IN PREPARATION.
I MEAN, IT WAS HEAVY I FEEL LIKE -- IT TOOK US ABOUT AN HOUR TO GET THERE IN THE CAR
BECAUSE OF TRAFFIC SO, I WAS STANDING, SO I DIDN'T DISRUPT THE PAILLETTES
AND BY THE TIME I GOT THERE -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO YOU'RE STANDING IN A --
>> I WAS STANDING, LIKE -- STANDING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST TRYING NOT TO BITE IT ON THE
WAY THERE. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND THEN, BY THE TIME I GOT
THERE, THEN YOU WAIT IN A LINE BEFORE YOU THEN WALK UP ABOUT 50 STAIRS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO -- >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO
HAVE STAMINA >> REALLY GOT A WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: SO YOU THREW DOWN
A COUPLE OF -- EAT A COUPLE OF POWER BARS YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I'M
ALMOST THERE HOLD ON. >> YEAH, EXACTLY
I WAS LIKE -- EAT SOME JERKY ON THE, YOU KNOW, IN THE LINE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
AND DID YOU GET TO -- WHEN YOU WENT TO -- FINALLY TO THE GALA, DID YOU WALK AROUND AND TALK TO
PEOPLE >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NO, I GOT THERE AND I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: LAID ON THE GROUND
>> "THANK GOD. AND JUST SAT DOWN AND DIDN'T MOVE THE REST OF THE NIGHT
AT ONE POINT, I BRAVED GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND EVERYBODY JUST LOOKED AT ME
LIKE THEY FELT SORRY FOR ME. YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING SO SLOWLY, AND MY WHOLE DRESS WAS
GOING -- [ SQUISHING NOISE DOWN THE HALL OF THE MET
AND AT SOME POINT, I RAN INTO LIZZO, WHO LOOKED INCREDIBLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S COOL >> AND I -- OH, MY GOD SHE LOOKED SO AMAZING.
I'M SUCH A FAN I AM SOMEONE WHO KIND OF SHORT CIRCUITS WHEN I MEET MY HEROES,
AND I JUST SAW HER AND SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND SHE WENT, "MARVELOUS."
AND I WAS LIKE, "I -- YOU -- YOU -- OH, MY -- YOU -- I JUST -- YOU ARE --
YOU ARE -- YOU ARE --" AND THERE WAS NOTHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE
I JUST SAID, "YOU ARE" FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH.
YOU ARE. >> YOU ARE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE.
>> YOU ARE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU ARE
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST COULDN'T THINK OF HOW TO FINISH IT. >> IF SHE WAS A FAN, SHE ISN'T
ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SHE WAS LOVELY
AND SHE -- >> Jimmy: DO YOU FREAK OUT LIKE, DO YOU GET -- DO YOU,
LIKE, FAN GIRL OUT >> YES I -- I -- THE LAST PERSON
THAT -- I RAN INTO JON STEWART AT A KNICKS GAME WHO WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THE SHOW."
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU ARE -- YOU ARE -- YOU ARE JON STEWART." >> Jimmy: "YOU ARE JON STEWART
THAT'S WHO YOU ARE." >> "YOU ARE HIM. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LIZZO, JON STEWART, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, RACHEL'S A FAN >> I -
>> Jimmy: AND YOU REALLY ARE YOU REALLY ARE >> YOU ARE
YOU REALLY ARE >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE >> YOU ARE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO KNOW.
THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO KNOW HOW ARE THE DOGS LAST TIME, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH
TO COME ON OUR SHOW THROUGH ZOOM BECAUSE OF COVID AND PRECAUTIONS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WE DID YOGA WITH OUR DOGS
>> WE DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH, THEY WERE -- MINE WAS
BETTER THAN YOURS AT YOGA. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY DOG, GARY, WAS LIKE, "I'M GOOD.
>> YEAH, GARY WAS LIKE, "NO, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO
>> NO, THE DOGS ARE GOOD I -- I TOOK THEM TO SEE A PET MEDIUM RECENTLY.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, A PET MEDIUM >> MM-HM, A PET MEDIUM SO, SHE PROMISES TO CONNECT
DEEPLY WITH YOUR DOGS, PSYCHICALLY, AND THEN TELL YOU ABOUT THEM
SO, YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I WENT INTO -- >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> YEAH, SO I'LL GIVE YOU HER NUMBER >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: SO, SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT THE DOG'S THINKING.
>> YEAH, WHAT THEY'RE THINKING, WHAT THEY'RE FEELING, WHAT THEIR DREAMS ARE
>> Jimmy: WALK ME THROUGH THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHERE IS SHE
WHERE ARE YOU? >> SO A FRIEND OF MINE SWORE THAT THIS PET MEDIUM CURED
THEIR CAT OF FLYING ANXIETY. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND SO I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
MY PETS COULD CERTAINLY BE CURED OF SOME ANXIETY, SO I SHOULD GIVE THIS PET MEDIUM
A CALL AND, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, LIKE, I'M A SKEPTIC.
I'M NOT SOMEONE -- I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT TO THIS - I'M NOT SOMEONE WHO'S LIKE,
"SIGN ME UP FOR A PET MEDIUM THAT'S WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NEED A
A LITTLE CONVINCING. >> YEAH. AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY,
YEAH, I'LL GIVE THE PET MEDIUM A TRY. YOU KNOW, BEST CASE SCENARIO, I
FORM A DEEP AND INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DOG AND WORST CASE SCENARIO, I HAVE
A GREAT STORY TO TELL YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] AND --
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS KIND OF LANDS. >> NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS
HAPPENED >> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY
INTERESTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND SHE GOES, "DO YOU HAVE
A QUESTION FOR THEM? >> Jimmy: OH >> AND WE'RE LIKE, "YEAH, YOU
KNOW, I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY KIND OF WANTS TO KNOW, LIKE, WHAT DO DOGS THINK OF US
WHAT DO THEY THINK OF US?" AND SHE GOES, "OKAY. >> Jimmy: NOW, IS SHE HOLDING
ONTO THE DOG'S PAW OR ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, NO, SHE'S ON THE
PHONE. >> Jimmy: SHE'S ON THE PHONE >> SHE'S ON THE PHONE.
SO I'M JUST IMAGINING THAT SHE -- YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW, SHE'S GOT A
A REALLY GOOD CONNECTION YEAH >> SHE'S ON THE PHONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S GOT A DEEP CONNECTION. >> Jimmy: DEEP CONNECTION OVER
THE PHONE. OKAY >> SHE GOES --
>> Jimmy: "LET ME HEAR THE DOG BREATHE. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SHE GOES, "THEY THINK YOU'RE FINE THEY THINK YOU'RE FINE."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WE WERE LIKE - >> Jimmy: LIKE, "WHERE DO I
VENMO THE MONEY TO?" YEAH >> OKAY, YEAH.
AND THEN WE GO, "OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO GO
WITH THIS. "WHAT DO THEY THINK OF EACH OTHER?
AND SHE GOES, "MM-HM THEY THINK THEY'RE FINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WE WERE LIKE - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZING YOU'RE AMAZING
>> -- "OKAY. ALL RIGHT. AND IT WENT ON LIKE THAT
AND EVENTUALLY WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY, OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS THE BS."
SO, WE START ASKING HER ALL THESE LEADING QUESTIONS. WE'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, WE'VE
GOT TO GET AT LEAST SOMETHING FUNNY OUT OF THIS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, ONE OF OUR DOGS, HE STARES INTO SPACE VERY INTENTLY
AND WE'VE ALWAYS WONDERED IF HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, WE ASKED HER -- WE'RE LIKE, "SHE'S GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE HAS TO HAVE A FEW TRICKS IN THERE. >> "MADAM PET MEDIUM, DOES
WINSTON SEE DEAD PEOPLE? AND SHE GOES, "HE THINKS THERE COULD BE FOOD THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE WERE LIKE - >> Jimmy: PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME
THIS WOMAN'S NUMBER AT ALL YEAH >> NO, BUT HERE'S THE THING.
IF I WAS A PET MEDIUM -- >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- IT IS A SERVICE TO
HUMANITY, RIGHT? PEOPLE NEED THIS KIND OF HOPE IN THEIR LIVES
IF I WAS A PET MEDIUM, AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WHAT DO MY DOGS THINK OF ME?"
I WOULD BE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "THEY LOVE YOU." >> -- "THEY THINK YOU ARE MAYBE
ACTUAL ROYALTY THEY'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE THEY THINK YOU ARE A --" I
MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ROYALTY IS.
OF COURSE, I WOULD SAY, "OH, MY GOSH, BOTH OF YOUR DOGS ARE SO IMPRESSED BY HOW YOU STAND UP
ON TWO LEGS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME >> AND NOW I FEEL BETTER >> Jimmy: YES, AND YOU FEEL
BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. I'D HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF FUN THINGS LIKE THAT
>> AND IF YOU'RE LIKE, "DOES WINSTON SEE DEAD PEOPLE? I WOULD BE LIKE, "YES.
YES, HE DOES." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY NOT?
YEAH >> IT WAS A ROYAL DISAPPOINTMENT
AND I'LL GIVE YOU HER NUMBER ANYWAY, IN CASE YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A GO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I'LL GET A A STORY, AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY
STORY. >> THANK YOU PLEASE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I LOVE PODCASTS. AND THIS IS A SCRIPTED PODCAST
ON AUDIBLE, "THE MIRANDA OBSESSION. THIS IS A TRUE STORY
THIS IS A REAL THING >> SO, IT'S INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY OF THIS WOMAN NAMED
MIRANDA GROSVENOR WHO WAS A MODEL, KIND OF SOCIALITE IN THE 1980s, PREDOMINANTLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SHE WOULD CALL SOME OF HOLLYWOOD, AND SPORTS, AND
MUSIC, SOMETIMES POLITICS, THE MOST FAMOUS MEN AND DEVELOPED THESE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS
NOT SEXUAL LIKE, INTIMATE FRIENDSHIPS AND THINGS WITH THEM ON THE PHONE.
AND NOT ALL WAS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARED AND YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT A
A LISTEN - >> Jimmy: I MEAN, BUT THAT'S - >> -- TO FIND OUT WHY
>> Jimmy: BUT HOW DID THE STORY GET OUT? >> SO, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE
WRITTEN IN 2000 IN "VANITY FAIR" THAT TALKED ABOUT -- IT INTERVIEWED A BUNCH OF THE MEN
YOU KNOW, BILLY JOEL, AND I THINK PAUL SCHRADER WAS INTERVIEWED.
YOU KNOW, IT'S A BUNCH OF THESE MEN WHO SPOKE ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH MIRANDA
BUT THAT STORY WAS TOLD LARGELY THROUGH THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE MEN.
A MALE JOURNALIST, YOU KNOW, DID THE RESEARCH ON THIS IT'S A REALLY, REALLY
BRILLIANT, INTERESTING ARTICLE BUT A TEAM OF WOMEN, YOU KNOW, MY PARTNERS WHO ARE A BUNCH OF
WOMEN, WE WANTED TO JUST DIG A A LITTLE BIT DEEPER INTO THIS STORY, AND LOOK AT IT THROUGH
A FEMALE LENS, AND SEE, KIND OF, WHY SHE MAY HAVE MADE THESE CALLS.
WHAT PROMPTED HER TO PICK UP THE PHONE, AND WHAT SHE GAINED FROM IT?
SO, THIS STORY IS, KIND OF, AN EXPLORATION OF ALL THOSE THINGS
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I MEAN, "THE MIRANDA
OBSESSION," RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT "MARVELOUS
MRS. MAISEL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE LOVE YOU
SO MUCH. AND I'VE HAD YOU ON THE SHOW FOR THAT GREAT SHOW.
BUT NOW, IT'S JUST ANNOUNCED YOU GOT PICKED UP FOR SEASON FIVE
AND IT WILL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT, SEASON FIVE WILL BE THE
FINAL SEASON >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OF THE SERIES.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. NOW, IS THAT BITTERSWEET OR DO
YOU GO, LIKE, "NOPE, I KIND OF KNOW AMY WILL WRAP IT UP?" >> WELL, BOTH.
YOU KNOW, IT IS DEFINITELY BITTERSWEET, BUT ALSO KNOW THAT SHE'S GOING TO WRAP ITUP
IT'S GOING TO BE AN EPIC LAST SEASON AND IT'S GOING TO BE FULL OF
TWISTS AND TURNS AND SURPRISES BUT DEFINITELY BITTERSWEET, YEAH
I MEAN, AMY -- AMY LET ALL OF US KNOW THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE OUR LAST SEASON.
AND I ACTUALLY SAW HER LATER THAT NIGHT ABOUT ONCE A YEAR I TAKE HER
OUT FOR IRISH COFFEE, I GET HER WASTED, AND I MAKE HER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE
NEXT SEASON. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS TIME IT WAS MORE
BITTERSWEET. NO, THIS TIME WE JUST KIND OF REMINISCED
AND SO, HEADING INTO THIS SEASON I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN >> Jimmy: OH REALLY? >> YEAH, NOTHING AT ALL.
I HAVE NO IDEA >> Jimmy: I KNOW SEASON FOUR WAS -- A LOT OF IT WAS SHOT
DURING THE PANDEMIC, AND THE SHUTDOWN, AND EVERYONE HAD TO BE SAFE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND I THINK THAT YOU CAME UP -- OR SOMEONE CAME UP
WITH SOME INVENTION FOR YOU THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T REALLY
WEAR A MASK, BECAUSE YOU WEAR WIGS IN THE SHOW >> I WEAR A WIG.
YES, YES >> Jimmy: YEAH AND BEAUTIFUL HATS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO, BUT YOU CAN'T -- >> I COULDN'T PUT A MASK OVER
MY EARS. >> Jimmy: THE LACE ON THE WIG. SO, YOU INVENTED SOMETHING
CALLED THE -- THIS IS THE CO-BRELLA. >> WELL, I WISH I COULD TAKE
CREDIT FOR THIS INVENTION. THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ]
OUR COVID TEAM CAME UP WITH THIS SOLUTION. THERE'S A LITTLE -- THERE'S
A LITTLE HEPA FILTER RIGHT HERE THAT FILTERS THE AIR INSIDE MY LITERAL BUBBLE
I WAS THE BUBBLE GIRL FOR SIX MONTHS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
SO YOU WOULD GO FROM YOUR TRAILER TO THE SET, OR WHEREVER
>> YEAH, TRAILER TO THE SET, WHEREVER I NEEDED TO GO. WOULD HOLD THIS LITTLE
UMBRELLA >> Jimmy: EVERYDAY >> AS ADORABLE AS IT LOOKS, BY
THE END OF THE SEASON, I WAS READY TO THROW IT INTO THE HUDSON
[ LAUGHTER ] OR, I'M READY TO, YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I FEEL LIKE WHEN FUTURE
HUMANOIDS DIG UP OUR PILES OF TRASH OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH, THEY'RE GOING TO FIND
THIS AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A A LOT OF QUESTIONS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OR JUST DONATE TO THE -- JUST TO SEE, LIKE, WHAT
WE DID FOR TV. >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT YEAH
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE PHENOMENAL IN THIS, AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S RACHEL BROSNAHAN IN "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHAT? >> I WILL ONLY DO GIGS WHERE I
CAN SAY WHAT I WANT. >> MIDGE >> THAT'S WHAT LENNY WOULD DO.
>> THAT'S DIFFERENT. HE'S LENNY BRUCE >> WELL THEN MAKE ME
LENNY BRUCE. MAKE ME A HEADLINER. >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
IF I CAN'T EVEN BOOK YOU >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE MY MANAGER.
MANAGE ME. >> MARIAM, I HEAR YOU. I DO
BUT YOU KNOW, AS WELL AS I DO, THAT'S NOT HOW THE BUSINESS WORKS.
>> THEN LET'S CHANGE THE BUSINESS >> Jimmy: LET'S CHANGE THE
BUSINESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RACHEL BROSNAHAN, EVERYBODY.
SEASON FOUR OF "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL" STREAMING NOW ON PRIME VIDEO.
AND ALL EPISODES OF "THE MIRANDA OBSESSION" ARE ON AUDIBLE, RIGHT NOW
JACK HARLOW JOINS US, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY-NOMINATED MULTI-PLATINUM RAPPER WHO JUST
RELEASED HIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW ALBUM "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU."
PLEASE WELCOME JACK HARLOW
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JACK HARLOW.
JACK, LOOK AT US CAN I JUST EXPLAIN -- YOU MADE YOUR TV DEBUT.
YOU PERFORMED YOUR TV DEBUT PERFORMING FOR US -- TV DEBUT. NOW TONIGHT, THIS IS YOUR FIRST
TALK SHOW INTERVIEW. SO, YOU'RE DEBUTING YOUR TALK SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. WHENEVER I -- WHENEVER I
IMAGINED THE COUCH TIME, I WAS ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, THIS SOUNDS NERVE WRACKING."
BUT I FEEL -- I FEEL GREAT I ACTUALLY FEEL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU FEEL GOOD? YOU FEEL COMFY >> I FEEL AT EASE WITH YOU
>> Jimmy: GOOD THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO GOOD, CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE
YOU, MAN YOU'RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST RAPPERS ON THE PLANET RIGHT
NOW. AND I JUST -- I HAVE THIS PHOTO OF YOUR -- THIS IS A
A PERFORMANCE THAT SOMEONE TOOK A PHOTO OF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR --
>> WYATT, MY BEST FRIEND TOOK THAT PHOTO >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE OF YOUR
FIRST GIGS I GUESS YEAH >> MY FIRST EVER SHOW IN
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA. MY FIRST EVER TOUR SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE TOUR ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. THERE'S LIKE TEN PEOPLE THERE.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU, THESE GUYS. THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH
OTHER -- "HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? THERE'S A CONCERT.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GO FROM HERE TO HERE >> IT'S VALIDATING
I THINK I JUST LIKE -- I APPRECIATE IT. YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S FRAGILE TO ME I KNOW I WORKED FOR IT I DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED AT
ALL BECAUSE OF THAT. BECAUSE I DID EVERYTHING, BRO. I DID THE OPEN MICS.
I EIGHT THREE C'S, SOUTH SIDE SUBWAY I BEGGED PEOPLE TO ROCK WITH
ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
I REALLY PUT IN THE WORK >> Jimmy: YOU PUT THE HUSTLE IN
>> SO, I CAN ALWAYS STAND ON THAT YOU KNOW, NO ONE CAN SAY THIS
WAS GIFTED TO ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEN YOU END UP PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS WITH
LIL NAS X, DOING "INDUSTRY BABY." COME ON, HIT NUMBER ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WHAT'S IT LIKE PERFORMING WITH LIL NAS X
>> YOU GOTTA BRING YOUR A GAME TO STAND OUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. IT'S HARD TO TAKE THE LIGHT OFF THAT GUY
>> HE'S JUST SO POWERFUL I HAD EIGHT BARS AT THE GRAMMYS.
AND SO HE HAD THIS MASSIVE HEAD HE HAD THIS MASSIVE LIL NAS X
HEAD THAT WAS ON THE STAGE LIKE, HIS FACE, AND I WAS HIDING INSIDE OF IT WAITING FOR
MY TIME TO COME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT PART OF THE HEAD
DID YOU COME OUT OF? >> THE BACK OF IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE'S GOT A GREAT HEAD, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOT A A GREAT HEAD HE REALLY DOES
>> SO, I CAME OUT THE BACK OF IT
THE WHOLE TIME I'M INSIDE, I'M JUST THINKING -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THE WHOLE TIME I'M INSIDE HIS HEAD, I'M JUST THINKING LIKE - >> Jimmy: "I'M INSIDE YOUR HEAD
RIGHT NOW. >> --"I'VE GOT TO KILL THIS." THIS WHOLE MOMENT HAS BEEN
CRAFTED BY HIM, SO I'VE GOT TO COME OUT SWINGING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY THE
LAST MONTH, OR SOMETHING, SINCE THIS ALBUM CAME OUT, EVERY VIDEO I SEE YOU DO GOES VIRAL.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE CRAZY HAPPENING. AND I JUST WANT TO SEE IF YOU
CAN GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON A A FEW OF THESE, RIGHT? THIS FIRST ONE IS A CLIP OF YOU
GETTING INTERVIEWED AT THE MET GALA THAT WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THEY'VE SEEN IT THEY'VE SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I
THINK WE CAN SEE IT AGAIN. WE HAVE TO PLAY IT EMMA CHAMBERLAIN, OKAY
IS INTERVIEWING YOU. AND WATCH HER REACTION AND WATCH WHAT YOU SAY
>> CAN'T WAIT. LOVE YOU
BYE. >> LOVE YA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE EFFECT LIKE, WHAT IS THAT IS THAT THE HARLOW EFFECT YOU
HAVE ON WOMEN? WHAT IS IT >> THAT'S LIKE A PIECE OF ART
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY WAYS TO INTERPRET THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT TAKE ON WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH HER HEAD
SO, I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO INTERPRETATION >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT DO YOU LEAVE EVERY INTERVIEW SAYING, LOVE YOU >> ONLY IF I LOVE THEM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU LOVED HER.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF WARMTH TO SHARE. >> Jimmy: YOU SAYING, "LOVE YA"
WAS JUST GENUINE AND THEN HER REACTION IS LIKE, "HA, HUH?"
>> YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE SHE SAID IT BACK WE LOVE EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HEY. THEN YOU WERE AT THE CELTICS GAME
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THAT WAS JUST -
>> Jimmy: SO, THEY SHOW YOU ON THE JUMBOTRON. AND THEN THE REFS ARE TALKING
TO EACH OTHER, AND THEIR MICS WERE ON. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHO'S JACK HARLOW WHO'S JACK HARLOW?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> THE GUY OVER HERE RIGHT HERE
HE'S IN THE WHITE SHIRT. >> YEAH, WHO IS HE >> I DON'T KNOW.
GO ASK HIM [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO ASK HIM
"WHO'S JACK HARLOW?" "I DON'T KNOW. GO ASK HIM."
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAD A FUNNY REACTION TO THAT BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY
DIDN'T SEE "CHRONICLES OF NARNIA" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT >> YEAH, THERE'S A PORTION OF
THE CROWD THAT KNOWS I GET COMPARED TO THAT HALF GOAT FROM "NARNIA.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE THE SAME SORT OF THING GOING RIGHT HERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, IT WAS WILD I WAS LIKE -- OF COURSE I'M NOT
WATCHING THE BROADCAST AND THEN PEOPLE START BLOWING UP MY PHONE LIKE, "YO, THE REFS
HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE." I'M LIKE, "OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHO CARES. >> I GOT ONLINE, AND I'M SEEING THE CLIP
I THINK THE CLIP IS ICONIC SO, I'M LIKE, I'VE GOT TO LET THIS GUY KNOW WHO I AM,
SCOTT FOSTER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IT'S THE FOURTH QUARTER
AND HE'S OVER ON THE SIDE LINE AND HE COMES OVER. AND I'M LIKE, "YO," AND I'M
TRYING TO GET HIS ATTENTION. HE'S LIKE, "MY DAUGHTER ALREADY TEXTED ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I KNOW. MY DAUGHTER ALREADY TEXTED ME.
I KNOW THE WHO HECK YOU ARE. NOW YOU GOT CAST IN YOUR FIRST BIG MOVIE, BUD, WHICH I'M
EXCITED ABOUT. CAUSE YOU GOT A GOOD LOOK. THIS IS JUST THE START
YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN THE REMAKE OF "WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS.
HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH IT, AND DO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE? DO YOU KNOW THE ORIGINAL
>> YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER ] I HAD HEARD ABOUT IT
I MEAN, I KNOW HOW ICONIC IT IS THEN WHEN I GOT THE OFFER, I
WAS LIKE, HM, I SHOULD WATCH IT [ LAUGHTER ]
TO BE FAIR, IT CAME OUT BEFORE I WAS BORN SO, I WATCHED IT
I SEE WHY IT'S CLASSIC >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S NOT AS GIMMICKY AS I
MIGHT HAVE IMAGINED. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S FUNNY >> PHENOMENAL DIALOGUE
SO I'M EXCITED WE GOT THE OFFER KENYA BARRIS CALLED D.J. DRAMA,
WHO I'M SIGNED TO. DRAMA CALLED ME, HE'S LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS
MOVIE? >> Jimmy: KENYA BARRIS IS AMAZING.
HE'S TALENTED. >> YEAH, SHOUT OUT KENYA >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PLAYING THE
WOODY HARRELSON ROLE >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU TALKED TO
WOODY AT ALL >> NO. I WANT TO.
I WANT HIS CO-SIGN I WANT HIM TO TELL ME LIKE, "YOU CAN DO IT."
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I THINK WOODY WOULD DO THAT. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM.
YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM >> YEAH, I FEEL LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO COME OUT OR SOMETHING
>> Jimmy: NO, I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU. I WOULDN'T DO THAT
I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, I'M SORRY. I WOULDN'T -- I'M SORRY.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU ALWAYS LEAD IT UP. >> Jimmy: I KNOW I'M SORRY
I JUST GET EXCITED >> SO, HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
HE POPS UP LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOING. HE'S NOT HERE.
WOODY, DON'T COME OUT YET. WOODY'S BEEN UNDER THERE THE
ENTIRE TIME. >> NO, WOODYS UNDER THERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: I JUST WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.
I JUST WALKED RIGHT INTO ONE I JUST WALKED RIGHT INTO IT. >> THAT'S OKAY
WE'VE HAD A COUPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE HAD A CRAZY ONE SIX
MINUTES AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "COME HOME THE KIDS
MISS YOU." THIS IS OUT, JUST CAME OUT FRIDAY
CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE TITLE? "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU?"
>> I JUST WANT TO GIVE A A SHOUTOUT TO MY SUPPORTERS. THEY KIND OF SUPPLIED ME WITH
THIS TITLE I WAS SEEING UNDER THE COMMENTS, FANS WERE COMMENTING
ON MY POSTS, "COME HOME, THE KIDS MISS YOU. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A
A POETIC LINE. AND THEN I JUST -- WHEN I WAS SITTING, I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I
NEED TO COME UP WITH AN ALBUM TITLE. AWAY FROM HOME DURING THE
MAKING OF THE ALBUM, AND JUST BEING SWEPT OFF MY FEET, BEING TAKEN AROUND THE WORLD, SO I
FEEL LIKE IT ENCAPSULATES THE ERA FOR ME SO WE WENT WITH IT
>> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. YOU HAVE SOME GOOD FEATURES ON
HERE PHARRELL, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> GOOD GUY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE, MAN. LIL WAYNE.
DRAKE. I JUST SAW YOU AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THERE ANY COINCIDENCE THAT YOU RELEASED YOUR ALBUM THE
SAME WEEKEND AS THE KENTUCKY DERBY? >> IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> HAD TO COME HOME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A KENTUCKY BOY
RIGHT THERE. CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU, MAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S YOUR FIRST TALK SHOW AND YOU NAILED IT.
SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BUD. >> APPRECIATE YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY TALENTED GUY.
JACK HARLOW, "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU" IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
JACK IS PERFORMING FOR US AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NUMBER
ONE HIT, "FIRST CLASS," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU," ONCE AGAIN,
JACK HARLOW.
* I BEEN A
THROW UP THE L SEX IN THE A-M UH-HUH *
* O-R-O-U-S YEA AND I CAN PUT YOU IN FIRST CLAS
WHERE * * UP IN THE SKY I CAN PUT YOU IN
FIRST CLASS UP IN TH UP-UP IN THE * * I BEEN A
THROW UP THE L SEX IN THE A-M UH-HUH *
* O-R-O-U-S YEA AND I CAN PUT YOU IN FIRST CLAS
UP IN THE SKY * * I CAN PUT YOU I FIRST CLASS UP IN TH
UP-UP IN THE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I CAN SEE THE WHOLE
CITY FROM THIS BALCONY BACK IN 2019 I WAS OUTSIDE FREELY *
* BUT NOW THEY GOT IT OUT FOR ME I DON'T CARE WHAT FRAT
THAT YOU WAS IN * * YOU CAN'T ALPHA M KEEP DREAMIN
PINEAPPLE JUIC I GIVE HER * * SWEET SWEET SWEET
I KNOW WHAT THEY LIK SO I JUST KEEP CHEESIN HARD DRIVE *
* FULL OF HEAT SEEKIN TRYNA COME THE SAME DA AS JACK RETHINK IT
YOU DON'T NEED GIVENCHY * * YOU NEED JESU WHY DO Y'ALL
SLEEP ON M I NEED REASONS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I GOT PLAQUES IN THE MAI PEAK SEASO
SHOUT OUT TO MY UPS WORKERS * * MAKING SURE I RECEIVE I YOU CAN DO IT TO
BELIEVE IN I I BEEN A G * * THROW UP THE
SEX IN THE A-M UH-HUH O-R-O-U-S YEAH *
* AND I CAN PUT YOU I FIRST CLAS UP IN THE SK
I CAN PUT YOU IN * * FIRST CLASS UP IN THE UP-UP IN THE *
>> ARE YOU READY ARE YOU READY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YES I A THEY SAY YOU A SUPERSTAR NO
DAMN I GUESS I AM * * YOU MIGHT BE THE MA WELL THAT'S UNLESS I A
OKAY I'LL CONFESS I AM HEY GO AHEAD AND * * GET UNDRESSED I A
OKAY COOL YOU ON SUNSE I AM I'M 'BOUT TO SLIDE *
* OKAY I'M OUTSID OKAY THIS LIFESTYLE DON'T
GOT MANY DOWNSIDES * * 'CEPT FOR THE LACK OF TIM I GET ROUND MY FAMIL
MAKING SUR THEY NEVER DOWNSIZE * * I GOT VISIONS OF MY MOM
SAYING WAIT THIS HOUSE MIN CAN'T LI I'M ON ANGUS CLOUD NINE *
* I GOT 'EM O THE BANDWAGON NO BOUT TIM
I AIN'T EVEN * * GOT NO DOWNTIME EVERY TIME I SPEAK
SHE SAY YEAH THAT SOUNDS FINE * * 'CAUSE I BEEN A G
THROW UP THE L SEX IN THE A-M UH HUH *
* O-R-O-U-S YEA AND I CAN PUT YOU IN FIRST CLAS
UP IN THE SKY * * I CAN PUT YOU I FIRST CLASS *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY. JACK HARLOW. THE "COME HOME THE KIDS MISS
YOU" TOUR KICKS OFF IN SEPTEMBER. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I LOVE YOU >> I LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO RACHEL BROSNAHAN
JACK HARLOW ONCE AGAIN THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. *