>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SOPHIE TURNER,
TOM PELPHREY COMEDIAN MOSES STORM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1648 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. HELLO, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING
SUNDAY IS MOTHER'S DAY AND WE LOVE ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I READ THAT THIS YEAR THE AVERAGE PERSON IS SPENDING
$245 ON MOTHER'S DAY YEAH, AND ON FATHER'S DAY, THAT SAME PERSON WILL BE LIKE, "I
DON'T KNOW, SHOULD WE GET HIM TWO $5 SCRATCH-OFFS OR ONE $10?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT COSTS NOTHING AT ALL.
BUT IF YOU'RE 40 AND STILL HANDING OUT FREE HUG COUPONS, MIGHT BE TIME TO UP YOUR GAME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] "I'LL DO SOME CHORES FOR FREE.
SHE'S LIKE, "PLEASE MOVE OUT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS ALWAYS, HOOTERS IS
CELEBRATING MOTHER'S DAY BY OFFERING MOMS TEN FREE BONELESS WINGS.
>> Steve: AW [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS NICE
IF YOU TAKE YOUR MOM TO HOOTERS, SHE'LL BE SEATED IN A A SPECIAL CRYING SECTION FOR
MOMS WHOSE KIDS BROUGHT THEM TO HOOTERS ON MOTHER'S DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I READ THAT 20% OF MOMS SAY THAT THEY'VE BEEN DISAPPOINTED BEFORE BY THEIR
MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS WHILE THE OTHER 80% WERE JUST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'M SURE THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE FUN NEWS FOR THE WEEKEND.
TOMORROW IS THE 148th KENTUCKY DERBY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH FINALLY! FINALLY A DAY FOR AMERICANS TO
DRINK AND GAMBLE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
FINALLY. WELL, GET THIS I HEARD THAT NBC IS GOING TO
HAVE FOUR HOURS OF COVERAGE BEFORE THE RACE. FOUR HOURS LEADING UP TO TWO
EXCITING MINUTES, OR AS THAT'S ALSO KNOWN, MY WEDDING NIGHT HEY!
>> Steve: HEY! OH, MY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT HEY, WHO WROTE THAT? >> Steve: HEY.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY WIFE? OH >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE AT THE
KENTUCKY DERBY SO DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THE RACE IS OVER AND IT TAKES TWO
MONTHS TO DECIDE THE WINNER. [ LAUGHTER ] "WAS TOTALLY RIGGED.
IT WAS SUGAR CUBE THAT SHOULD HAVE WON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP'S GOING TO BE AT THE DERBY, AND WHILE HE'S THERE, HE'S HOSTING
A FUNDRAISER THAT COSTS $75,000 TO ATTEND. YEP.
FOR 75 GRAND YOU GET TO MEET TRUMP, AND IT'S ALL THE HORSE DEWORMER YOU CAN EAT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG MOVIE NEWS
THE NEW "DOCTOR STRANGE" SEQUEL HAS FINALLY HIT THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL I'M SAYING IS, IF YOU TAKE YOUR MOM TO HOOTERS AND THEN "DOCTOR STRANGE," YOU BETTER
NAIL HER BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I'M JUST WARNING YOU GUYS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE FULL TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE
MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. IT'S PRETTY LONG, ALTHOUGH IT GOT WORSE WHEN THEY TRIED TO
SHORTEN IT ON THE MARQUEE. "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE --" OH, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT
>> Jimmy: NO, I -- [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS COOL.
I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL NURSES DAY >> Steve: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON! >> Jimmy: AND, AS PER USUAL,
THERE'S A DOCTOR STEALING THEIR THUNDER. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS
POLICE IN SWITZERLAND SEIZED OVER HALF A TON OF COCAINE THAT WAS FOUND HIDDEN IN COFFEE
BEANS AT AN ESPRESSO PLANT YEAH THEN EVERY COFFEE SNOB WAS
LIKE, "UGH, REAL ITALIANS GRIND THEIR OWN COCAINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, ON A ROAD IN MISSOURI, A TRUCK OVERTURNED AND SPILLED 44,000 POUNDS OF
HARD SELTZER 44,000 POUNDS OF HARD SELTZER SPILLED ON THE ROAD.
IT'S THE FIRST CASE OF PEOPLE DRIVING OVER THE INFLUENCE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER AND THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. OH, ONE OF MY FAVES. SHE STARS IN THE NEW HBO MAX
SERIES, "THE STAIRCASE." >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT
DOCUSERIES THAT THING BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS BASED
OFF OF THAT THING, WHICH I'M STILL WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED. >> Steve: IN THE STAIRCASE
>> Jimmy: YEAH SOPHIE TURNER IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE ONE AND ONLY, SOPHIE TURNER. PLUS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM
"OZARK," AND NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW SERIES "OUTER RANGE" ON PRIME VIDEO.
TOM PELPHREY IS HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT DUDE IS -- LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHING TOM PELPHREY, BY THE WAY, THAT
WAS -- I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
HE PLAYED LAURA LINNEY'S BROTHER ON "OZARK. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY. >> Steve: HEY, DON'T
>> Jimmy: BUT THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE THAT WAS -- I'M STILL -- I
GET -- I START SWEATING WHEN I -- >> Steve: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT
HIM? >> Jimmy: WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM.
>> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, BUT WHEN I SAW
THIS -- WHEN I WATCHED THE SHOW -- WELL, I STILL DO WATCH THE SHOW
I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET. >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET. >> Jimmy: BUT I'VE WATCHED
I'VE WATCHED, AND EVERY TIME HE COMES ON, I GO -- I GET NERVOUS.
>> Steve: 'CAUSE HE'S GOING DO SOMETHING? >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
OR MAYBE NOT MAYBE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BUT HE'S LIKE -- IT WAS
A MASTER CLASS IN ACTING, THAT GUY. TOM PELPHREY
UNBELIEVABLE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOVE THAT DUDE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP, A GREAT COMEDIAN
ALSO, TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY. MOSES STORM IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOSES. "TRASH WHITE." THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE
PUPPIES PREDICTING THE WINNER OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY. >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PUPPIES ARE HERE, TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I SEE THOSE PUPPIES, IT MAKES ME SWEAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO >> Jimmy: I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO I SEE THEM PUPPIES, AND THEY'RE LIKE -
>> Steve: OHH! >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. BUT, YOU KNOW, LOOK, GUYS,
TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF.
I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES.
AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS
WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW.
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? JAMES, CAN I GET SOME -- [ CHEERS ]
-- THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? *
OH, HE'S GIGGLY. HE'S GIGGLY TONIGHT. >> Steve: IT'S THE BOBBLE HAND
JAMES. >> Jimmy: GIGGLY JAMES >> Steve: THEY CALL HIM
MR. LAUGH-TASTIC >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW HOW JAMES LAUGHS
>> Steve: HOW? >> Jimmy: HE GOES -- IF YOU CUT TO JAMES, HE GOES LIKE -
[ GOOFY LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOTHER'S DAY, FOR GIVING PEOPLE THE CHANCE TO SEND THEIR MOM AN
E-CARD THAT WILL TAKE HER FIVE HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: "OH, YOU GOT ME AN E-CARD."
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS ONE. * THANK YOU, "DOCTOR STRANGE."
WITH THE RING AND THE HAIR, YOU'RE BASICALLY THE PAULIE WALNUTS OF THE MCU
[ APPLAUSE ] "HEY THIS GUY'S BREAKING MY INFINITY
STONES OVER HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "OH, I CAN OPEN UP A
A PORTAL." >> Jimmy: "THIS GUY'S BREAKIN' MY INFINITY --
>> Steve: HEY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HEY, MCU, HEY."
>> Jimmy: "HEY, MC -- MC ME! >> Steve: MC YOU >> Jimmy: MC YOU
HEY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "CBD."
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KENTUCKY DERBY HATS, FOR MAKING IT LOOK
LIKE YOU WANDERED INTO THE BACK OF A PIZZERIA AT THE EXACT WRONG MOMENT
IT'S LIKE -- [ APPLAUSE ] *
THANK YOU, THOMAS' NEW LINE OF MUFFIN TOPS, FOR BEING HONEST ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO
MY STOMACH AFTER I EAT YOU [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, "STAR WARS" PUNS THAT MAKE ME REMEMBER THE DATE, LIKE MAY THE 4th AND REVENGE OF
THE 6th. YOU'RE FUN, BUT NOW I GOT NOTHING BETWEEN NOW AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] BETWEEN NOW AND OCTOBI-WAN KENOBER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON, DUDE. >> Steve: COME ON, MAN
IT'S OCTOBI-WAN. >> Jimmy: OCTOBI-WAN KENOBER >> Steve: YEAH
IT'S LIKE ROCK-TOBER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WEDDING GIFT REGISTRIES, FOR SHOWING ME THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS
DEFINITELY NOT WORTH A VITAMIX, BUT IS MAYBE WORTH SOME BEDSHEETS AND A SPATULA, MAYBE
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, MINT JULEPS, FOR
SOUNDING CUTE BUT REALLY MEANING "GRANDMA'S BEEN POUNDING BOURBON SINCE NOON.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. [ APPLAUSE ]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PUPPY PREDICTIONS. COME ON BACK NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RELEASE THE PUPPIES!
EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK GUYS, THE KENTUCKY DERBY IS
TOMORROW NOW, USUALLY THERE'S A HORSE THAT'S A CLEAR FAVORITE, BUT
NOT THIS YEAR. IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT THE WINNER
WELL, YOU GUYS ARE IN LUCK, BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO PREDICTING THINGS, WE HAVE A
A SECRET WEAPON, AND IT'S PUPPIES. THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR "THE PUPPY PREDICTORS:
2022 KENTUCKY DERBY EDITION.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* PUPPY PREDICTIONS * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE "PUPPY PREDICTORS: 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY
EDITION. NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE EIGHT ADORABLE PUPPIES,
EACH REPRESENTING ONE OF THE TOP EIGHT HORSES COMPETING IN SATURDAY'S BIG RACE, AND ONE
GIANT TROUGH OF KIBBLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHICHEVER PUPPY CROSSES THE
FINISH LINE AND REACHES THE TROUGH FIRST, THEY WILL BE CROWNED THE KENTUCKY DERBY
WINNER NOW, LET'S MEET THE PUPPIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* NOW, LINED UP -- LINED UP AT THE GATE -- STARTING GATE, WE
HAVE THE FAVORITE, ZANDON. THEN WE HAVE EPICENTER THEN WE HAVE MESSIER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE MO DONEGAL WE HAVE WHITE ABARRIO.
TAIBA. CYBERKNIFE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, WE HAVE THE LONG SHOT, SIMPLIFICATION [ LAUGHTER ]
SIMPLIFICATION THAT'S WHO I'M GOING WITH. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BEFORE I
RELEASE -- CYBERKNIFE, FOCUS. NO, OVER HERE.
CYBERKNIFE, FOCUS UP ALL RIGHT, BEFORE I RELEASE YOU, NO BUTT SNIFFING.
NO PEEING. NO -- ALL RIGHT, JUST, I WANT THIS TO BE A CLEAN RACE.
HELLO -- WHO ARE YOU AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] TAIBA -- NO, NO, NO, GET DOWN.
NO, CYBERKNIFE HEY, NO, YOU'RE NOT -- SIMPLIFICATION
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CYBERKNIFE CYBERKNIFE
NO, CYBERKNIFE, STOP TALKING CYBERKNIFE, OVER HERE. GUYS, STOP MINGLING.
I JUST WARNED YOU. OKAY HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU GUYS READY? ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, ROOTS.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY
RELEASE THE PUPPIES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOAH
[ BELL DINGS ] NUMBER SIX I THINK IT WAS NUMBER SIX,
RIGHT? LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. NUMBER -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER SIX IS THE WINNER, TAIBA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
TAIBA. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] OH, HE GAVE ME A SMACKER THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] HE GAVE ME A REAL GOOD KISS THERE.
TAIBA WILL BE CROWNED THE 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY CHAMPION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ENJOY THE RACE, EVERYONE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SOPHIE TURNER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, BUD.
YOU DID GOOD WANT TO GO EAT MORE? GO, GO
CREATED A GAME - >> IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT. >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD PLAY THIS -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT NAY.
>> YEA YEA. YEA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEA!
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS THAT YOU KNOW FROM HER WORK IN "GAME OF THRONES" AND "X-MEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW
HBO MAX SERIES "THE STAIRCASE. THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE STREAMING NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME SOPHIE TURNER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, AS ALWAYS
>> Jimmy: I -- I LOVE SEEING YOU. OH, MY GOSH, IT'S BEEN -- IT'S
BEEN THREE YEARS ALMOST TO THE DAY. >> ALMOST TO THE DAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND A LOT OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED CONGRATULATIONS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
YOU HAVE ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY. >> I DO.
I DO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HEY, BABY. HI BABY! YOU HAVE THE -- IT'S THE THREE
YEAR ANNIVERSARY COMING UP, YOU AND JOE JONAS? >> THREE YEAR MARRIAGE
ANNIVERSARY. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I THINK IT'S LEATHER.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT -- THREE YEARS IS LEATHER >> I THINK SO, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. WHAT -- DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS
>> NOT A CLUE. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH A PAIR OF SHOES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, MAYBE A PAIR OF SHOES >> Jimmy: MAYBE, YEAH.
>> A BOOK. >> Jimmy: A BOOK DID YOU -- WHEN DID YOU
REALIZE, YOU GO, "OH, I THINK I'M GONNA MARRY JOE JONAS? >> I MEAN THE FIRST NIGHT I MET
HIM, I REMEMBER, LIKE, HE LEFT MY APARTMENT, AND IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE ALCOHOL
BUT, LIKE, HE LEFT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS -- WHAT WAS
THE APARTMENT? HE JUST CAME OVER FOR A DATE >> HE DIDN'T COME OVER
NO, I'M NOT THAT FORWARD WE WENT OUT AND WE -- WE HUNG OUT AT A BAR WITH, LIKE, ALL MY
FRIENDS, AND ALL HIS FRIENDS, AND THEN THEY ALL CAME BACK TO MY APARTMENT AND WE HAD DRINKS
AFTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I REMEMBER HIM LEAVING,
AND I JUST, LIKE, WEEPED I WEPT TO MY BROTHER I WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THIS MAN SO
MUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT REALLY -
>> AND I KNEW. AND THAT WAS IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNEW,
YEAH WE KNOW JOE -- JOE JONAS, SMOOTH GUY
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A LOT OF GAME BUT THEN YOU JUST TOLD ME
SOMETHING BACKSTAGE AND HAD TO CALL HIM OUT ON IT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU
HE SAID, LIKE -- >> SO, ON -- ON THIS FIRST DATE, HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"DO YOU EVER GET TOLD -- HE WAS, LIKE, LEADING ME INTO THIS, OKAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE GOES, LIKE, "OH, DO YOU EVER GET TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE,
YOU KNOW, A YOUNG CELEBRITY? AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH, SOMETIMES.
BUT WHO -- WHY -- WHY DO YOU ASK? AND HE WAS, "WELL, I GET -- I
GET YOUNG GEORGE CLOONEY ALL THE TIME." AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU
DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY
MOVE >> "NO, YOU DON'T. >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T -- NO, YOU
DON'T LOOK LIKE -- THAT'S HILARIOUS THAT HE WOULD DO THAT.
>> I KNOW. AND THEN I TOLD HIM, "WELL, I GET YOUNG BOY GEORGE ALL THE
TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] THE GEORGES COMBINED
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOUNG BOY GEORGE CLOONEY, YEAH, OF COURSE
>> GEORGE CLOONEY -- THAT'S OUR DAUGHTER'S NAME ACTUALLY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YOU GUYS LOOKED GREAT AT THE MET GALA THE OTHER NIGHT
OF COURSE YOU DID, LOOK, THIS IS A GOOD LOOKING COUPLE, OH, MY GOSH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING
YOU'VE BEEN TO THE MET GALA BEFORE DO YOU GET STAR STRUCK ANYMORE
IS THERE ANY CELEBRITIES YOU'RE LIKE, "OOH, WOW. >> I DO -- I MEAN, I'M REALLY
BAD AROUND CELEBRITIES LIKE, I -- I JUST CAN'T -- I CAN'T QUITE FATHOM THAT I'M
ACTUALLY INVITED TO THESE THINGS, AND I'M NOT, LIKE, A A COMPETITION WINNER, YOU KNOW
SO, I -- I MEAN, EVERY CELEBRITY I COME INTO CONTACT WITH, I LIKE, ACT UP OR SAY
SOMETHING STUPID AND RECENTLY IT'S BEEN -- IF A A CELEBRITY INTERACTS WITH ME,
I IMMEDIATELY JUST SHUT THEM DOWN AND I'M LIKE, "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU."
AND SECRETLY I'M LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I LOVE YOU.
>> LIKE, "I LOVE YOU." >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP
YEAH, COOL." >> BUT I'VE BEEN -- I'VE GONE TOO FAR THE OTHER WAY BEFORE,
SO I -- I GUESS I'VE - >> Jimmy: WHAT'S A RECENT EXAMPLE?
>> SO, KENDALL JENNER WAS AT THE -- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HER?
SHE'S LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, WE'VE HEARD OF
HER, YEAH. >> SHE'S NICHE >> Jimmy: YES.
>> SHE WAS AT THE MET. AND -- AND I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS, BUT I THINK SHE'S,
LIKE, SHE'S SO GORGEOUS IN REAL LIFE, AND I WAS SO, LIKE, STRUCK BY HER BEAUTY, AND SHE,
LIKE, INVITED ME TO -- THEY WERE HAVING LIKE, THIS AFTER PARTY, THIS "LOKI" AFTER-PARTY
AND I -- SHE WENT, LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO COME?" AND I WAS JUST WENT, "NO."
[ LAUGHTER ] "NO. NO, I DON'T.
>> Jimmy: "NO, I DON'T." >> AND I'M LIKE, "WHY? WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?"
>> Jimmy: "I WOULD LOVE TO COME," BUT LIKE, "NO, NO, I'M GOOD."
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: "NO, LATER." >> AND THEN I JUST SAT IN BED
AND ATE PASTA. AND I WAS LIKE, "COULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT NOW, BUT
I'M -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY
GOOD, BY THE WAY SITTING IN BED EATING PASTA, COME ON.
>> YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T BAD >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WASN'T BAD, YEAH
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW "THE STAIRCASE. UH, CONGRATS ON THIS
I -- I KNOW THE DOCUMENTARY. I'VE SEEN IT >> YES
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, WHEN DID YOU GET INTO IT? WHEN DID YOU HEAR ABOUT IT
>> I THINK I GOT INTO IT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE KIND OF DID. YOU -- I THINK IT WAS, LIKE,
2020 IT CAME OUT ON NETFLIX, AND EVERYONE BECAME, LIKE, COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH IT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S INSANE. >> IT'S INSANE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO ABOUT SIX MONTHS LATER I FOUND OUT THEY WERE MAKING AN HBO SHOW ABOUT IT.
I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, SIGN ME UP." >> Jimmy: I KIND OF REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I ALSO DON'T. SO, THERE'S -- THE HUSBAND -
>> SO, YEAH. SO, THIS WOMAN, KATHLEEN PETERSON -- THIS IS A,
YOU KNOW, A TRUE STORY >> Jimmy: YES. >> SHE EITHER FELL, OR WAS
PUSHED BY SOMEONE DOWN THE STAIRS, AND UNFORTUNATELY SHE PASSED AWAY.
AND THE WHOLE DOCUMENTARY IS FOLLOWING THE TRIAL OF HER HUSBAND, MICHAEL PETERSON --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- WHO THEY BELIEVED PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THAT, BUT IT'S NOT, LIKE --
IT'S NOT ANOTHER TELLING OF THE SAME THING IT ACTUALLY IS ABOUT THE MAKING
OF THE DOCUMENTARY, ON TOP OF THE CASE THAT'S GOING ON, BECAUSE THERE'S LAYERS AND
LAYERS AND LAYERS OF CORRUPTION >> Jimmy: DID YOUR OPINION
CHANGE WHILE YOU WERE FILMING THIS, OF WHAT HAPPENED >> I'M SO DONE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED. I MEAN, WE WERE ON SET - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND IT'S JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE THEORIES. MY WIFE HAS THEORIES
>> EVERYONE HAD THEORIES AND I WAS -- I WAS THEORIZING FOR SO LONG.
AND THEN, BY THIS POINT, I'M LIKE, "I JUST -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO KNOW --
YEAH, EXACTLY. >> I'M OVER IT I'M OVER IT.
>> Jimmy: IT IS A -- IT'S FASCINATING, FASCINATING STORY >> FASCINATING
>> Jimmy: AND YOUR GREAT -- GREAT CAST - COLIN FIRTH, OUR BUDDY
TONI COLLETTE, AMAZING >> I MEAN, SO MANY ROSEMARIE DeWITT, DANE DeHAAN,
JULIETTE BINOCHE - >> Jimmy: DANE DeHAAN, OH YEAH >> MICHAEL STUHLBARG, I MEAN,
THE LIST GOES ON >> Jimmy: I WAS ASKING YOU IF -- YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT GETS
INTENSE TALKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF STUFF IT -- "DID YOU EVER MAKE IT
LOOSE ON SET, WHAT WAS THE FUN THINGS," AND YOU SAID THAT YOU CREATED A GAME
IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY. >> IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY." >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> AND IT'S -- IT WAS INVENTED -- WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS INVENTED, IT WAS
BROUGHT TO ME BY ODESSA YOUNG, WHO PLAYS MY SISTER ON THE SHOW
>> Jimmy: WAIT, SOMEONE ACTUALLY -- I THOUGHT YOU INVENTED THIS GAME
>> I DID NOT INVENT THIS GAME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL GAME? >> I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR
THIS THIS IS A REAL GAME. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO
EVERYONE WHAT THIS GAME IS >> IT'S VERY BASIC BUT BASICALLY IT'S A GREAT
TIME-WASTER. SO, ONE PERSON IS THE SUBJECT, AND EVERYONE ELSE SECRETLY
DECIDES, "OKAY, THIS IS THE END POSITION WE WANT THIS PERSON TO END UP IN.
OKAY SO, YOU CHOOSE, LIKE, A PHYSICAL POSITION FOR THEM
IT COULD BE LIKE THIS. IT COULD BE, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- CLIMBING ON THE WALL IT COULD BE ANYTHING >> Jimmy: YOU ALL DECIDE THAT
THAT'S THE POSITION. >> AND YOU ALL DECIDE. AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF LET
THE SUBJECT GO, AND MOVE AROUND THE SPACE, MOVE THEIR BODY AND YOU SAY "YEA" IF THEY'RE
GETTING WARMER TO THE POSE, OR "NAY" IF THEY'RE NOT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT
>> Jimmy: WE SHOULD PLAY THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. I LOVE -- I LOVE ANY GAME. I LOVE ANYONE BRINGING A GAME.
>> ARE YOU DOWN? >> Jimmy: I'M DOWN HOW -- HOW DO WE DO IT
>> OKAY, GET YOURSELF UP >> Jimmy: OKAY >> UM, I WILL -- YOU KNOW,
CONVENIENTLY THERE'S A WHITE BOARD HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE. I WILL WRITE DOWN THE POSITION
THAT I WANT YOU TO END UP IN >> Jimmy: OKAY I AM NOT LOOKING
>> AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS, THE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: SO THE AUDIENCE IS IN
ON THE POSITION. >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS "YEA OR NAY.
>> AND THEN WE WILL SAY, "YEA" OR "NAY. >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> DEPENDING ON IF YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE OR NOT >> Jimmy: OKAY, "YEA OR NAY,"
AND THIS IS A REAL GAME THAT SOMEONE MADE UP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. CAN WE SEE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SHOWING --
I'M NOT LOOKING. >> YEAH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OKAY GREAT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AUDIENCE
LIKES IT ALL RIGHT, IS IT AWAY, SOPHIE? >> IT'S AWAY
>> Jimmy: IT IS AWAY, OKAY >> IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO NOW ARE
WE CURRENTLY PLAYING "YEA OR NAY" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
MOVE ABOUT THE SPACE >> Jimmy: I'M MOVING ABOUT THE SPACE.
OKAY, UM >> NAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NAY. YEA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEA! NAY. YEA.
YEA! YEA! YEA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! [ BELL DINGS ]
* >> Jimmy: WOW! I'M AN EXPERT AT "YEA OR NAY."
I'M AN EXPERT AT IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT IT. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?
>> YES, THAT WAS IT. "ALL FOURS ON DESK." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> HERE IT IS. >> Jimmy: "ALL FOURS ON DESK." THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YEA OR NAY. YOU ARE THE MOST FUN
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SOPHIE TURNER IN "THE STAIRCASE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> HEY, DAD. >> YOU GUYS UNWRAP PRESENTS
YET? >> UH, NO, NOT YET >> OH, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO
IT THEMSELVES. >> I KNOW, IT'S JUST -- IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
>> HONEY, NOTHING FEELS RIGHT ABOUT THIS >> THE D.A. KEEPS CALLING.
>> WELL, YOU JUST KEEP IGNORING THEM SO, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CANDACE,
OR LORI? I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THROUGH >> UH-UH, NO
>> WHAT, REALLY? NOTHING? >> NO.
>> LOOK, JUST MAKE SURE EVERYONE STICKS TOGETHER *
I MISS YOU >> I MISS YOU TOO. WE ALL DO.
>> ALL RIGHT, I -- I'LL SEE YOU SOON, ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY.
>> I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: SOPHIE TURNER,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FIRST THREE EPISODES OF
"THE STAIRCASE" ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
TOM PELPHREY STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM HIS ROLE ON "OZARK.
AND NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN A A NEW SERIES CALLED "OUTER RANGE.
THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO.
PLEASE WELCOME TOM PELPHREY.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOM PELPHREY THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET YOU I AM THE BIGGEST, BIGGEST, BIGGEST, BIGGEST FAN
BUT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, SO EVERYONE KNOWS AND AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE
AWAY ANY SPOILERS. BUT, YOU WERE SO GREAT ON "OZARK," THAT I HOPE YOU WON
EVERY AWARD THAT WAS KNOWN TO MAN TO GIVE TO AN ACTOR. YOU DESERVE IT
YOU WERE GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS PHENOMENAL. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I'M READING UP
ABOUT YOU. AND I GO, WAIT, YOU GOT YOUR START ON "GUIDING LIGHT"
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I STARTED ON "GUIDING LIGHT"
OUT OF COLLEGE, YOU KNOW AND SO, I WENT TO THEATER SCHOOL, AND I'M LEARNING MY
THEATER ACTING >> Jimmy: SURE >> MY BIG -- MY OUTDOOR ACTING,
I NOW CALL IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU GO ON
TELEVISION I HAD NEVER BEEN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BEFORE.
SO IT WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO YOU KNOW, AND PEOPLE SAY, LIKE,
YOU DO LESS OR YOU DO NOTHING. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO PROJECTING YOUR VOICE ON
STAGE. >> YEAH, YOUR, KIND OF, YOUR VOICE AND YOUR BODY.
>> Jimmy: THEATER. >> AND ALL -- YOU KNOW, YEAH >> Jimmy: SO NOW YOU'RE ON
CAMERA, YEAH >> SO NOW I'M ON CAMERA, AND I'M LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO DO
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO DO
ANYTHING >> I'M LITERALLY NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I'M COOL. LIKE, I BET -- I BET I LOOK COOL
AND I BET THIS IS, LIKE, GOOD CAMERA ACTING. AND BECAUSE THE SOAP, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, THEY -- THEY AIR IT A MONTH AFTER. SO, YOU'RE FILMING AN EPISODE
A DAY, AND THEY'RE AIRING IT A A MONTH LATER. AND THAT JUST HAPPENS AROUND
THE CLOCK. >> Jimmy: IT'S WORK. THEY GO FOR IT ON SOAP OPERAS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, YOU DO LIKE 50 PAGES A DAY OR
SOMETHING. >> 50 PAGES A DAY. YOU DO AN HOUR A DAY
SO THEN A MONTH LATER, I'M LIKE, "NOW LET ME SEE WHAT MY CAMERA ACTING --
YOU KNOW, LET'S SEE HOW THIS WORKED OUT." >> Jimmy: HELLO, LET'S
JAMES DEAN LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF JAMES DEAN ENTERS THE ROOM
>> WELL, JAMES DEAN LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A POLE UP HIS BUTT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID? >> Jimmy: IT WAS -- IT WAS TERRIBLE
>> IT WAS SO BAD IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS SCARED TO MOVE
I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: "HI. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, REALLY SO, IT'S AWFUL AND YOU SAW IT, AND YOU GO,
"OH, NO, THIS IS ROUGH." >> IT WAS HORRIBLE >> Jimmy: DID YOUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY SAY, "OH, NO, DUDE, TOM, YOU GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT." >> NO, I -- I WAS MY OWN
HARSHEST CRITIC. >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW IT. >> I KNEW IT
BUT IT WAS GREAT, BECAUSE THEN
YOU, KIND OF, LEARN -- LEARN AS YOU GO YOU JUST LEARN TO CHANGE IT.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU ENDED UP WINNING TWO EMMYS FOR IT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO YOU LEARNED HOW TO DO IT.
YOU FIGURED IT OUT YOU KNOW, IT'S TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK, AND I KNOW
THAT YOU WANTED TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO A CERTAIN TEACHER OF YOURS.
THE STAGE IS YOURS THE FLOOR IS YOURS YOU CAN GO TO CAMERA TWO OR
CAMERA ONE >> YEAH, WELL, WHEN I WAS 14-YEARS-OLD IN HIGH SCHOOL, I
HAD A TEACHER NAMED STEVE KASAKOFF, AND, I GUESS -- I GUESS HE REALLY CHANGED MY
LIFE YOU KNOW, HE WAS A MAN THAT INTRODUCED ME TO ACTING AND
GAVE ME MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO THE WHOLE THING. AND HE DID IT WITH LOVE AND
PASSION, AND HE TAUGHT ME DISCIPLINE AND I'M GOING TO GET EMOTIONAL
HE GAVE ME A WORK ETHIC. AND I WOULDN'T BE HERE OR HAVE THE LIFE I HAVE RIGHT NOW
WITHOUT HIM. AND I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT, AND I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE
PEOPLE, AND THE TEACHERS AND THE ADULTS WHO TAKE TIME TO SHOW AN INTEREST IN KIDS AND,
KIND OF, TURN THEIR LIGHTS ON. AND -- YEAH, HAPPY -- HAPPY TEACHER WEEK
>> Jimmy: TEACHER APPRECIATION -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. LOVE THAT. WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OUR
TEACHERS WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE TEACHERS
I MEAN, HE'S GOT TO BE PROUD OF YOUR WORK ON "OZARK. I GOT TO BE HONEST, YOU PLAY
BEN, YOU KNOW, LAURA LINNEY'S BROTHER, YOU KNOW, ON THE SHOW AND I'M WATCHING, YOU KNOW --
AND AGAIN, NO SPOILERS, I'M NOT QUITE TO THE END SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
BUT I DO KNOW THAT WHAT I SAW WAS JUST AMAZING AND IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS
JUST - I WAS SCARED OF YOU, THEN I LOVED YOU.
I ROOTED FOR YOU I MEAN, I DIDN'T LOVE YOU, BUT I ROOTED FOR YOU
>> RIGHT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- THEN YOU
GOT ROMANTIC, SO I GO, "OH, THIS GUY'S A ROMANTIC. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I'M ROOTING FOR YOU GUYS I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR LOVE.
AND THEN -- THEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU.
AND YOU MADE ME SO NERVOUS, AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ACTING LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME
IT WAS JUST PHENOMENAL WHAT YOU DID. DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE
DOING IT LIKE, "OH, THIS -- I'M HITTING IT OUT OF THE PARK HERE?
>> OH, NO. NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH, YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T KNOW LIKE, WHEN IT -- WHEN IT'S KIND
OF REALLY GOOD, YOU KIND OF DON'T KNOW REALLY WHAT'S HAPPENING.
AND YOU FORGET A LITTLE BIT, AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY SURE BUT, THANKFULLY I'M SURROUNDED
BY, YOU KNOW, LAURA LINNEY AND JASON BATEMAN. AND IT'S LIKE --
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> "ARE WE OKAY? "YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD >> WE'RE JUST -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THEY'RE ALL -- THEY'RE ALL GREAT ACTORS
THE WHOLE CAST IS AMAZING. >> AMAZING >> Jimmy: EVERYONE SCORES,
OBVIOUSLY. BUT I JUST SAW YOU AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS GUY IS JUST --
NOT EVEN A HOME RUN. JUST KNOCKED THE COVER OFF THE BALL, BUDDY.
IT WAS AMAZING >> DUDE, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
>> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU'RE GREAT AND NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "OUTER RANGE."
OKAY, THIS IS ON PRIME VIDEO HERE, THIS IS -- SET THIS UP, BECAUSE THIS IS A GREAT -- THIS
IS A GREAT PLOT. >> YEAH. SO, I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF
THINGS SO, YOU KIND OF HAVE THIS -- IT'S A MODERN DAY WESTERN
FAMILY DRAMA, MYSTERY WITH A A METAPHYSICAL ELEMENT AND CRAZY NEIGHBORS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN'T RELATE TO THAT, THEN I MEAN THAT'S --
EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT IT'S -- SO IT'S
BASICALLY -- YEAH, YOU'RE ON HORSEBACK A LOT. YOU'RE HERDING CATTLE.
THERE'S -- YOUR WIFE GOES MISSING. >> SHE'S MISSING, YEAH
WHEN THE SHOW STARTS, SHE'S BEEN MISSING FOR NINE MONTHS AND MY CHARACTER, PERRY ABBOTT,
THE SON OF ROYAL ABBOTT, WHO IS PLAYED BY JOSH BROLIN, IS SORT OF -- SORT OF BROKEN, SORT
OF -- KIND OF LOST HIS WIFE'S MISSING, AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY OR WHAT
HAPPENED AND THEY DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S ALIVE OR DEAD.
AND HE'S SORT OF IN THAT LIMBO WHEN WE MEET HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS TOM PELPHREY AND JOSH BROLIN IN "OUTER RANGE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SHE SAID THAT REBECCA'S NOT GONE
THAT NOTHING'S EVER REALLY GONE THAT THERE'S A PLAN.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? * >> AND SAVED YOU
>> NO, THIS ISN'T THAT >> IT BROUGHT YOU HERE >> PERRY
>> DAD >> SON, LISTEN TO ME >> SHE'S RIGHT
>> Jimmy: OH, TOM PELPHREY, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEASON ONE OF "OUTER RANGE" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON PRIME VIDEO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
STAND-UP FROM MOSES STORM. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS A A COMEDY SPECIAL CALLED "TRASH
WHITE" STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW"
DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY MOSES STORM.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS ALREADY ONE OF THE BETTER BIRTHDAYS THAT I'VE HAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'LL EXPLAIN I GREW UP VERY POOR. MY MOM WAS A SINGLE PARENT
SHE HAD FIVE KIDS. WE WERE ON FOOD STAMPS WHEN WE RAN OUT OF WELFARE, WE
WOULD ACTUALLY EAT FROM THE GARBAGE. WE'D DUMPSTER DIVE
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS EVER THAT POOR BECAUSE, LIKE, LOOK
AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ONLY DO I LOOK RICH, I LOOK
LIKE I WAS CONCEIVED AT AN IVY LEAGUE ACAPELLA CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] * SCOOBY-DO-WHO MY DAY OWN
EVERY UNIVERSITY SHOOBY-DOO-WHOP * WHAT EVEN IS ADVERSITY
[ LAUGHTER ] EVIL RICH, LIKE A KING GEOFFREY GAME OF THRONES.
LIKE I'M ONLY HERE TO BOTHER SOPHIE [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU THOUGHT YOU KILLED ME, SANSA! I HATED BEING ON FOOD STAMPS
BECAUSE THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR A FAMILY ON WELFARE IN THIS COUNTRY IS A "FOOD INSECURE
HOUSEHOLD. I NEVER LIKED THAT FOOD INSECURE.
IT JUST MAKES A PRETTY SERIOUS ISSUE JUST SOUND ADORABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
ALMOST LIKE THE GOVERNMENT IS LIKE, "OH, COME ON [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST SHOW US YOUR FOOD SHOW US! AND THEN I'M LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M STARVING, NOT BASHFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN WE RAN OUT OF FOOD STAMPS, WE WOULD GO TO FOOD BANKS.
AND FOR SOME REASON, ALL OF THE FOOD AT FOOD BANKS WAS JUST DENTED CANS.
IT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS. ARE THEY DOING THAT? OR HOW ARE YOU GUYS SHOPPING
[ LAUGHTER ] WERE YOU LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS LOW SODIUM CORN?
[ LAUGHTER ] GET OUT OF HERE! NOT MY BRAND!"
[ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, ON MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY, WE WERE LIVING IN
THIS REALLY TERRIBLE, HOT, AWFUL PART OF FLORIDA CALLED, FLORIDA.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ANY TIME THAT WE WANTED TO GO SWIMMING, WE WOULD JUST
BREAK INTO A FANCY CONDO COMMUNITY JUST SO WE COULD USE THEIR POOL
AND ON THE WAY THERE, WE WOULD STOP OFF AT THE GROCERY STORE DUMPSTER, LIKE WE ALWAYS DID
BUT IT WAS A BIRTHDAY MIRACLE. I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS
THIS GROCERY STORE THREW OUT THEIR ENTIRE ICE CREAM DEPARTMENT AT ONCE
NOW, EVERY KIND OF ICE CREAM THAT WE COULD NEVER AFFORD IS NOW IN THREE LARGE TRASH BAGS.
MY FOUR SIBLINGS AND I, WE WASTE NO TIME, RIGHT THERE, BACK OF THE STORE, JUST START
SHOVELING HALF MELTING ICE CREAM INTO OUR FACES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE LIKE LITTLE SKIN
COVERED RACCOONS BEFORE IT ALL MELTS. AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER
HAD TO SPEED EAT DAIRY IN THE SUN, BUT WE ARE NOT DOING WELL HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO FULL THAT
YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR NECK [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW -- EVERY BURP IS SO
HIGH STAKES. EVERY BURP, IT'S AS IF IT'S A CONTRACTION FOR THE BARF BABY
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DELIVER. [ LAUGHTER ] IT HAS A PULSE
MY STOMACH IS KICKING. IF I LIVED IN GEORGIA RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO
THROW THIS UP. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ APPLAUSE ]
WE GET TO THIS FANCY POOL. THE ONE DOWN SIDE OF THIS VERY FANCY POOL, IS IT HAD AN
INFURIATING AMOUNT OF SECURITY IT WAS WAY TOO GOOD. THEY HAD A GUARD SHACK SECURITY
GUARD, A ROAMING SECURITY GUARD, AND JUST A POOL SECURITY GUARD.
IT MADE IT NOT FUN MY MOM IS LIKE, OKAY, LOOK AT ME
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT JUST STICK WITH THE REGULAR PLAN WHEN BREAKING INTO ONE OF
THESE POOLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL OF YOU KIDS SPREAD OUT AS
FAR AS POSSIBLE. ONE BY ONE, YOU ENTER THE POOL FROM DIFFERENT SIDES
WHEN SAFE, WE CAN ALL MEET IN THE MIDDLE WE'RE NOT GOING TO FLASH MOB
PEOPLE WITH POVERTY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE SECOND THAT I JUMP IN ON MY
SIDE OF THE POOL, I KNOW I'M GOING TO VOMIT SO, MY PLAN IS TO JUST PUT MY
MOUTH UNDER THE WATER JUST SO IT WON'T MAKE A SOUND AND JUST -
[ RETCHES SO MUCH. IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD EATEN
NOTHING BUT 700 VANILLA LAVA LAMPS. THIS KID WITH RED HAIR, HE
COMES TO THE SURFACE OF THE POOL, TAKES HIS GOGGLES OFF, AND GOES, "OH, MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE HE HAS THIS LITTLE iMAX 3D EXPERIENCE BELOW.
DAD CALLS MY OLDER BROTHER, JONAH, WHO IS ALREADY NOT DOING WELL
HE TURNS HE SEES ME AND NOW HE STARTS VOMITING
BECAUSE VOMITING IS A LOT LIKE THOSE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES THAT WHITE GIRLS WILL POST ONLINE
VERY CONTAGIOUS AND EMBARRASSING WHEN IT SLIPS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN PUBLIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, OVER HERE, HE JUST - [ RETCHES
"IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT TRIGGERS MY TWO SISTERS WAY OVER HERE TO "SHOOT FOR THE
MOON, YOU MIGHT LAND AMONGST THE STARS. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN FINALLY, MY OLDER BROTHER, DAVID IS LIKE, "IF YOU WANT A RAINBOW, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SOME RAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE ARE NOW FIVE KIDS
SIMULTANEOUSLY THROWING UP INTO ONE POOL, WHICH IS WAY TOO MANY KIDS
I KNOW THAT BECAUSE THE OTHER RICH PARENTS ARE NOW FREAKING OUT.
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SO FAR SPREAD OUT IN THE POOL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME ISOLATED
INCIDENT IN THEIR MINDS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF VIOLENT SUPER
VIRUS HAS SWEPT OVER THE ENTIRE POOL CAUSING KIDS TO EXPLODE [ LAUGHTER ]
KIDS ARE SCREAMING PARENTS ARE PULLING THEIR KIDS OUT BY THE ARMS.
THERE'S KIDS THROWING UP THAT DIDN'T EVEN EAT TRASH BAGS OF ICE CREAM.
[ LAUGHTER ] I GET OUT OF THE POOL. THE POOL IS RUINED
AND I REMEMBER JUST THINKING TO MYSELF - [ SIGHS
MAN, THIS PLACE NEEDS BETTER SECURITY [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE BETTER BIRTHDAYS
THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU'VE BEEN GREAT! *
>> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. WHAT A TREAT
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S MOSES STORM
"TRASH WHITE" IS STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, MY GOD THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SOPHIE TURNER, TOM PELPHREY.
HOW ABOUT MOSES STORM, RIGHT THERE, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT FANTASTIC, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE