1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,579 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:20,987 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,923 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SOPHIE TURNER, 4 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:29,195 TOM PELPHREY COMEDIAN MOSES STORM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:35,669 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1648 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:42,142 >> Questlove: 1648 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,613 --> 00:01:00,126 * * 8 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:06,566 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:10,170 THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. HELLO, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:14,207 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 11 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:19,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING 12 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,415 SUNDAY IS MOTHER'S DAY AND WE LOVE ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE. 13 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:26,353 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I READ THAT THIS YEAR THE AVERAGE PERSON IS SPENDING 14 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:33,660 $245 ON MOTHER'S DAY YEAH, AND ON FATHER'S DAY, THAT SAME PERSON WILL BE LIKE, "I 15 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:38,698 DON'T KNOW, SHOULD WE GET HIM TWO $5 SCRATCH-OFFS OR ONE $10? 16 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,969 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT COSTS NOTHING AT ALL. 17 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,906 BUT IF YOU'RE 40 AND STILL HANDING OUT FREE HUG COUPONS, MIGHT BE TIME TO UP YOUR GAME. 18 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,110 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] "I'LL DO SOME CHORES FOR FREE. 19 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,914 SHE'S LIKE, "PLEASE MOVE OUT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS ALWAYS, HOOTERS IS 20 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:56,950 CELEBRATING MOTHER'S DAY BY OFFERING MOMS TEN FREE BONELESS WINGS. 21 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:07,660 >> Steve: AW [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS NICE 22 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,730 IF YOU TAKE YOUR MOM TO HOOTERS, SHE'LL BE SEATED IN A A SPECIAL CRYING SECTION FOR 23 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,434 MOMS WHOSE KIDS BROUGHT THEM TO HOOTERS ON MOTHER'S DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,102 WELL, I READ THAT 20% OF MOMS SAY THAT THEY'VE BEEN DISAPPOINTED BEFORE BY THEIR 25 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:22,308 MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS WHILE THE OTHER 80% WERE JUST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT. 26 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,912 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M SURE THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO." 27 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,882 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE FUN NEWS FOR THE WEEKEND. 28 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:33,687 TOMORROW IS THE 148th KENTUCKY DERBY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:37,724 YEAH FINALLY! FINALLY A DAY FOR AMERICANS TO 30 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:42,095 DRINK AND GAMBLE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 31 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,097 FINALLY. WELL, GET THIS I HEARD THAT NBC IS GOING TO 32 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:48,234 HAVE FOUR HOURS OF COVERAGE BEFORE THE RACE. FOUR HOURS LEADING UP TO TWO 33 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:53,106 EXCITING MINUTES, OR AS THAT'S ALSO KNOWN, MY WEDDING NIGHT HEY! 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,908 >> Steve: HEY! OH, MY [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,110 >> Jimmy: WHAT HEY, WHO WROTE THAT? >> Steve: HEY. 36 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,813 >> Jimmy: OH, MY WIFE? OH >> Steve: OH 37 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,449 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE AT THE 38 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:06,586 KENTUCKY DERBY SO DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THE RACE IS OVER AND IT TAKES TWO 39 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:12,492 MONTHS TO DECIDE THE WINNER. [ LAUGHTER ] "WAS TOTALLY RIGGED. 40 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:15,662 IT WAS SUGAR CUBE THAT SHOULD HAVE WON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,397 THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP'S GOING TO BE AT THE DERBY, AND WHILE HE'S THERE, HE'S HOSTING 42 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:22,435 A FUNDRAISER THAT COSTS $75,000 TO ATTEND. YEP. 43 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:27,807 FOR 75 GRAND YOU GET TO MEET TRUMP, AND IT'S ALL THE HORSE DEWORMER YOU CAN EAT 44 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:31,745 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG MOVIE NEWS 45 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:38,718 THE NEW "DOCTOR STRANGE" SEQUEL HAS FINALLY HIT THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 46 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,587 ALL I'M SAYING IS, IF YOU TAKE YOUR MOM TO HOOTERS AND THEN "DOCTOR STRANGE," YOU BETTER 47 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:44,290 NAIL HER BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I'M JUST WARNING YOU GUYS. 48 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:48,561 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE FULL TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE 49 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:52,298 MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. IT'S PRETTY LONG, ALTHOUGH IT GOT WORSE WHEN THEY TRIED TO 50 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,701 SHORTEN IT ON THE MARQUEE. "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE --" OH, WOW. 51 00:03:54,701 --> 00:04:01,808 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT 52 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,411 >> Jimmy: NO, I -- [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS COOL. 53 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,379 I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL NURSES DAY >> Steve: YEAH 54 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:12,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON! >> Jimmy: AND, AS PER USUAL, 55 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,756 THERE'S A DOCTOR STEALING THEIR THUNDER. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,292 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 57 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,462 POLICE IN SWITZERLAND SEIZED OVER HALF A TON OF COCAINE THAT WAS FOUND HIDDEN IN COFFEE 58 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:28,134 BEANS AT AN ESPRESSO PLANT YEAH THEN EVERY COFFEE SNOB WAS 59 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:35,141 LIKE, "UGH, REAL ITALIANS GRIND THEIR OWN COCAINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,110 AND FINALLY, ON A ROAD IN MISSOURI, A TRUCK OVERTURNED AND SPILLED 44,000 POUNDS OF 61 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:44,417 HARD SELTZER 44,000 POUNDS OF HARD SELTZER SPILLED ON THE ROAD. 62 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:48,254 IT'S THE FIRST CASE OF PEOPLE DRIVING OVER THE INFLUENCE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 63 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,391 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER AND THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY 64 00:04:52,092 --> 00:05:09,042 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 65 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:13,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 66 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:16,583 TONIGHT. OH, ONE OF MY FAVES. SHE STARS IN THE NEW HBO MAX 67 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,853 SERIES, "THE STAIRCASE." >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT 68 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,488 DOCUSERIES THAT THING BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS BASED 69 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:26,626 OFF OF THAT THING, WHICH I'M STILL WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED. >> Steve: IN THE STAIRCASE 70 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:30,063 >> Jimmy: YEAH SOPHIE TURNER IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 71 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,297 THE ONE AND ONLY, SOPHIE TURNER. PLUS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM 72 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:37,337 "OZARK," AND NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW SERIES "OUTER RANGE" ON PRIME VIDEO. 73 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,708 TOM PELPHREY IS HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,712 >> Jimmy: THAT DUDE IS -- LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHING TOM PELPHREY, BY THE WAY, THAT 75 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:49,482 WAS -- I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE 76 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:52,652 HE PLAYED LAURA LINNEY'S BROTHER ON "OZARK. >> Steve: YEAH 77 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,155 >> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY. >> Steve: HEY, DON'T 78 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,457 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE THAT WAS -- I'M STILL -- I 79 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,727 GET -- I START SWEATING WHEN I -- >> Steve: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT 80 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,462 HIM? >> Jimmy: WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM. 81 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,764 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, BUT WHEN I SAW 82 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,067 THIS -- WHEN I WATCHED THE SHOW -- WELL, I STILL DO WATCH THE SHOW 83 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,670 I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET. >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT DONE YET. >> Jimmy: BUT I'VE WATCHED 84 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,174 I'VE WATCHED, AND EVERY TIME HE COMES ON, I GO -- I GET NERVOUS. 85 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:18,478 >> Steve: 'CAUSE HE'S GOING DO SOMETHING? >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 86 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,148 OR MAYBE NOT MAYBE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BUT HE'S LIKE -- IT WAS 87 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,783 A MASTER CLASS IN ACTING, THAT GUY. TOM PELPHREY 88 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:27,187 UNBELIEVABLE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,789 LOVE THAT DUDE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP, A GREAT COMEDIAN 90 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:33,727 ALSO, TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY. MOSES STORM IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:39,199 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOSES. "TRASH WHITE." THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE 92 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,936 PUPPIES PREDICTING THE WINNER OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY. >> Steve: WHOA 93 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,639 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PUPPIES ARE HERE, TONIGHT. 94 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,142 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I SEE THOSE PUPPIES, IT MAKES ME SWEAT. 95 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,878 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 96 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,414 >> Steve: YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO >> Jimmy: I JUST DON'T KNOW 97 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,249 WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO I SEE THEM PUPPIES, AND THEY'RE LIKE - 98 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,885 >> Steve: OHH! >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. BUT, YOU KNOW, LOOK, GUYS, 99 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,653 TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 100 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:03,490 I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 101 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:07,727 AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS 102 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,130 WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 103 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,665 IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? JAMES, CAN I GET SOME -- [ CHEERS ] 104 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,934 -- THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? * 105 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:19,939 OH, HE'S GIGGLY. HE'S GIGGLY TONIGHT. >> Steve: IT'S THE BOBBLE HAND 106 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:23,910 JAMES. >> Jimmy: GIGGLY JAMES >> Steve: THEY CALL HIM 107 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,212 MR. LAUGH-TASTIC >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW HOW JAMES LAUGHS 108 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,181 >> Steve: HOW? >> Jimmy: HE GOES -- IF YOU CUT TO JAMES, HE GOES LIKE - 109 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:40,093 [ GOOFY LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] * 110 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:45,065 [ GOOFY LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] * 111 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,901 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOTHER'S DAY, FOR GIVING PEOPLE THE CHANCE TO SEND THEIR MOM AN 112 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:51,705 E-CARD THAT WILL TAKE HER FIVE HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN 113 00:07:51,705 --> 00:08:00,113 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: "OH, YOU GOT ME AN E-CARD." 114 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:05,685 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS ONE. * THANK YOU, "DOCTOR STRANGE." 115 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,189 WITH THE RING AND THE HAIR, YOU'RE BASICALLY THE PAULIE WALNUTS OF THE MCU 116 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,892 [ APPLAUSE ] "HEY THIS GUY'S BREAKING MY INFINITY 117 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:17,831 STONES OVER HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "OH, I CAN OPEN UP A 118 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,034 A PORTAL." >> Jimmy: "THIS GUY'S BREAKIN' MY INFINITY -- 119 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:25,038 >> Steve: HEY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HEY, MCU, HEY." 120 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:28,441 >> Jimmy: "HEY, MC -- MC ME! >> Steve: MC YOU >> Jimmy: MC YOU 121 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,811 HEY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "CBD." 122 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:34,481 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KENTUCKY DERBY HATS, FOR MAKING IT LOOK 123 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:39,686 LIKE YOU WANDERED INTO THE BACK OF A PIZZERIA AT THE EXACT WRONG MOMENT 124 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:49,295 IT'S LIKE -- [ APPLAUSE ] * 125 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:53,466 THANK YOU, THOMAS' NEW LINE OF MUFFIN TOPS, FOR BEING HONEST ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO 126 00:08:53,466 --> 00:09:04,611 MY STOMACH AFTER I EAT YOU [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 127 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:09,082 THANK YOU, "STAR WARS" PUNS THAT MAKE ME REMEMBER THE DATE, LIKE MAY THE 4th AND REVENGE OF 128 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:13,453 THE 6th. YOU'RE FUN, BUT NOW I GOT NOTHING BETWEEN NOW AND -- 129 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:21,127 [ LAUGHTER ] BETWEEN NOW AND OCTOBI-WAN KENOBER. 130 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:29,336 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON, DUDE. >> Steve: COME ON, MAN 131 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:34,774 IT'S OCTOBI-WAN. >> Jimmy: OCTOBI-WAN KENOBER >> Steve: YEAH 132 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:38,511 IT'S LIKE ROCK-TOBER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 133 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,180 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WEDDING GIFT REGISTRIES, FOR SHOWING ME THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS 134 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:46,052 DEFINITELY NOT WORTH A VITAMIX, BUT IS MAYBE WORTH SOME BEDSHEETS AND A SPATULA, MAYBE 135 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:53,493 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, MINT JULEPS, FOR 136 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:59,599 SOUNDING CUTE BUT REALLY MEANING "GRANDMA'S BEEN POUNDING BOURBON SINCE NOON. 137 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,435 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. [ APPLAUSE ] 138 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,070 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PUPPY PREDICTIONS. COME ON BACK NOW 139 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:17,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 140 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,220 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RELEASE THE PUPPIES! 141 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:39,806 EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK GUYS, THE KENTUCKY DERBY IS 142 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,642 TOMORROW NOW, USUALLY THERE'S A HORSE THAT'S A CLEAR FAVORITE, BUT 143 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:48,415 NOT THIS YEAR. IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT THE WINNER 144 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,417 WELL, YOU GUYS ARE IN LUCK, BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO PREDICTING THINGS, WE HAVE A 145 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,352 A SECRET WEAPON, AND IT'S PUPPIES. THAT'S RIGHT 146 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,854 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR "THE PUPPY PREDICTORS: 147 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,124 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR "THE PUPPY PREDICTORS: 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY EDITION. 148 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,227 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 149 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:07,767 * PUPPY PREDICTIONS * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE "PUPPY PREDICTORS: 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY 150 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:11,371 EDITION. NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE EIGHT ADORABLE PUPPIES, 151 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,106 EACH REPRESENTING ONE OF THE TOP EIGHT HORSES COMPETING IN SATURDAY'S BIG RACE, AND ONE 152 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:21,348 GIANT TROUGH OF KIBBLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHICHEVER PUPPY CROSSES THE 153 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,250 FINISH LINE AND REACHES THE TROUGH FIRST, THEY WILL BE CROWNED THE KENTUCKY DERBY 154 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:30,390 WINNER NOW, LET'S MEET THE PUPPIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 155 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:42,702 * NOW, LINED UP -- LINED UP AT THE GATE -- STARTING GATE, WE 156 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:52,278 HAVE THE FAVORITE, ZANDON. THEN WE HAVE EPICENTER THEN WE HAVE MESSIER 157 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:58,618 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE MO DONEGAL WE HAVE WHITE ABARRIO. 158 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:02,655 TAIBA. CYBERKNIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:07,227 AND FINALLY, WE HAVE THE LONG SHOT, SIMPLIFICATION [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,196 SIMPLIFICATION THAT'S WHO I'M GOING WITH. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BEFORE I 161 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:14,567 RELEASE -- CYBERKNIFE, FOCUS. NO, OVER HERE. 162 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,070 CYBERKNIFE, FOCUS UP ALL RIGHT, BEFORE I RELEASE YOU, NO BUTT SNIFFING. 163 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:23,543 NO PEEING. NO -- ALL RIGHT, JUST, I WANT THIS TO BE A CLEAN RACE. 164 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,579 HELLO -- WHO ARE YOU AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] TAIBA -- NO, NO, NO, GET DOWN. 165 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,316 NO, CYBERKNIFE HEY, NO, YOU'RE NOT -- SIMPLIFICATION 166 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,086 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CYBERKNIFE CYBERKNIFE 167 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,121 NO, CYBERKNIFE, STOP TALKING CYBERKNIFE, OVER HERE. GUYS, STOP MINGLING. 168 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,291 I JUST WARNED YOU. OKAY HERE WE GO 169 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,361 ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU GUYS READY? ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, ROOTS. 170 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:47,367 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY 171 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:53,373 RELEASE THE PUPPIES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOAH 172 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,643 [ BELL DINGS ] NUMBER SIX I THINK IT WAS NUMBER SIX, 173 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:02,649 RIGHT? LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. NUMBER - 174 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:06,386 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER SIX IS THE WINNER, TAIBA! 175 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:12,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 176 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:19,065 TAIBA. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] OH, HE GAVE ME A SMACKER THERE 177 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,901 [ LAUGHTER ] HE GAVE ME A REAL GOOD KISS THERE. 178 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:27,474 TAIBA WILL BE CROWNED THE 2022 KENTUCKY DERBY CHAMPION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,776 ENJOY THE RACE, EVERYONE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 180 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,745 SOPHIE TURNER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, BUD. 181 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:37,183 YOU DID GOOD WANT TO GO EAT MORE? GO, GO 182 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,488 CREATED A GAME - >> IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 183 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,323 AND I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT. >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD PLAY THIS - 184 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT NAY. 185 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,895 >> YEA YEA. YEA. 186 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:54,434 YEA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEA! 187 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:12,752 EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS THAT YOU KNOW FROM HER WORK IN "GAME OF THRONES" AND "X-MEN. 188 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,221 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW 189 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:19,859 HBO MAX SERIES "THE STAIRCASE. THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE STREAMING NOW. 190 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,262 THE FIRST THREE EPISODES ARE STREAMING NOW. PLEASE WELCOME SOPHIE TURNER 191 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:42,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 192 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,985 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, AS ALWAYS 193 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,254 >> Jimmy: I -- I LOVE SEEING YOU. OH, MY GOSH, IT'S BEEN -- IT'S 194 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:52,125 BEEN THREE YEARS ALMOST TO THE DAY. >> ALMOST TO THE DAY 195 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,861 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND A LOT OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED CONGRATULATIONS. 196 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,097 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 197 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,432 YOU HAVE ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY. >> I DO. 198 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,835 I DO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 199 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:06,172 >> Jimmy: HEY, BABY. HI BABY! YOU HAVE THE -- IT'S THE THREE 200 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,509 YEAR ANNIVERSARY COMING UP, YOU AND JOE JONAS? >> THREE YEAR MARRIAGE 201 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,679 ANNIVERSARY. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I THINK IT'S LEATHER. 202 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,514 >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- THREE YEARS IS LEATHER >> I THINK SO, YEAH. 203 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,950 >> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. WHAT -- DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS 204 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,786 >> NOT A CLUE. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH A PAIR OF SHOES. 205 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,788 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, MAYBE A PAIR OF SHOES >> Jimmy: MAYBE, YEAH. 206 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,890 >> A BOOK. >> Jimmy: A BOOK DID YOU -- WHEN DID YOU 207 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:29,062 REALIZE, YOU GO, "OH, I THINK I'M GONNA MARRY JOE JONAS? >> I MEAN THE FIRST NIGHT I MET 208 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:34,067 HIM, I REMEMBER, LIKE, HE LEFT MY APARTMENT, AND IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE ALCOHOL 209 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,936 BUT, LIKE, HE LEFT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS -- WHAT WAS 210 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,773 THE APARTMENT? HE JUST CAME OVER FOR A DATE >> HE DIDN'T COME OVER 211 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,276 NO, I'M NOT THAT FORWARD WE WENT OUT AND WE -- WE HUNG OUT AT A BAR WITH, LIKE, ALL MY 212 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,145 FRIENDS, AND ALL HIS FRIENDS, AND THEN THEY ALL CAME BACK TO MY APARTMENT AND WE HAD DRINKS 213 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:49,783 AFTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I REMEMBER HIM LEAVING, 214 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,854 AND I JUST, LIKE, WEEPED I WEPT TO MY BROTHER I WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THIS MAN SO 215 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:59,459 MUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT REALLY - 216 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,195 >> AND I KNEW. AND THAT WAS IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNEW, 217 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,565 YEAH WE KNOW JOE -- JOE JONAS, SMOOTH GUY 218 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,100 YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A LOT OF GAME BUT THEN YOU JUST TOLD ME 219 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:10,937 SOMETHING BACKSTAGE AND HAD TO CALL HIM OUT ON IT WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU 220 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,774 HE SAID, LIKE -- >> SO, ON -- ON THIS FIRST DATE, HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 221 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:19,913 "DO YOU EVER GET TOLD -- HE WAS, LIKE, LEADING ME INTO THIS, OKAY 222 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,616 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE GOES, LIKE, "OH, DO YOU EVER GET TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE, 223 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,252 YOU KNOW, A YOUNG CELEBRITY? AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH, SOMETIMES. 224 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,689 BUT WHO -- WHY -- WHY DO YOU ASK? AND HE WAS, "WELL, I GET -- I 225 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:34,661 GET YOUNG GEORGE CLOONEY ALL THE TIME." AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU 226 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,796 DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY 227 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,232 MOVE >> "NO, YOU DON'T. >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T -- NO, YOU 228 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,334 DON'T LOOK LIKE -- THAT'S HILARIOUS THAT HE WOULD DO THAT. 229 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,371 >> I KNOW. AND THEN I TOLD HIM, "WELL, I GET YOUNG BOY GEORGE ALL THE 230 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:48,975 TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] THE GEORGES COMBINED 231 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,510 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOUNG BOY GEORGE CLOONEY, YEAH, OF COURSE 232 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,346 >> GEORGE CLOONEY -- THAT'S OUR DAUGHTER'S NAME ACTUALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,316 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. YOU GUYS LOOKED GREAT AT THE MET GALA THE OTHER NIGHT 234 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,718 OF COURSE YOU DID, LOOK, THIS IS A GOOD LOOKING COUPLE, OH, MY GOSH. 235 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:03,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING 236 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,359 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE MET GALA BEFORE DO YOU GET STAR STRUCK ANYMORE 237 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,063 IS THERE ANY CELEBRITIES YOU'RE LIKE, "OOH, WOW. >> I DO -- I MEAN, I'M REALLY 238 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:16,302 BAD AROUND CELEBRITIES LIKE, I -- I JUST CAN'T -- I CAN'T QUITE FATHOM THAT I'M 239 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:20,573 ACTUALLY INVITED TO THESE THINGS, AND I'M NOT, LIKE, A A COMPETITION WINNER, YOU KNOW 240 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,275 SO, I -- I MEAN, EVERY CELEBRITY I COME INTO CONTACT WITH, I LIKE, ACT UP OR SAY 241 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:27,447 SOMETHING STUPID AND RECENTLY IT'S BEEN -- IF A A CELEBRITY INTERACTS WITH ME, 242 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,283 I IMMEDIATELY JUST SHUT THEM DOWN AND I'M LIKE, "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU." 243 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:37,524 AND SECRETLY I'M LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I LOVE YOU. 244 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:44,164 >> LIKE, "I LOVE YOU." >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP 245 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,667 YEAH, COOL." >> BUT I'VE BEEN -- I'VE GONE TOO FAR THE OTHER WAY BEFORE, 246 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,769 SO I -- I GUESS I'VE - >> Jimmy: WHAT'S A RECENT EXAMPLE? 247 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,838 >> SO, KENDALL JENNER WAS AT THE -- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HER? 248 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,375 SHE'S LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, WE'VE HEARD OF 249 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,876 HER, YEAH. >> SHE'S NICHE >> Jimmy: YES. 250 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,812 >> SHE WAS AT THE MET. AND -- AND I LOVE THE KARDASHIANS, BUT I THINK SHE'S, 251 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,680 LIKE, SHE'S SO GORGEOUS IN REAL LIFE, AND I WAS SO, LIKE, STRUCK BY HER BEAUTY, AND SHE, 252 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:07,120 LIKE, INVITED ME TO -- THEY WERE HAVING LIKE, THIS AFTER PARTY, THIS "LOKI" AFTER-PARTY 253 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,291 AND I -- SHE WENT, LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO COME?" AND I WAS JUST WENT, "NO." 254 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,128 [ LAUGHTER ] "NO. NO, I DON'T. 255 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,298 >> Jimmy: "NO, I DON'T." >> AND I'M LIKE, "WHY? WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?" 256 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,033 >> Jimmy: "I WOULD LOVE TO COME," BUT LIKE, "NO, NO, I'M GOOD." 257 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,435 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: "NO, LATER." >> AND THEN I JUST SAT IN BED 258 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,705 AND ATE PASTA. AND I WAS LIKE, "COULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT NOW, BUT 259 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,575 I'M -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY 260 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,909 GOOD, BY THE WAY SITTING IN BED EATING PASTA, COME ON. 261 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,411 >> YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T BAD >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WASN'T BAD, YEAH 262 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,380 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW "THE STAIRCASE. UH, CONGRATS ON THIS 263 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:38,518 I -- I KNOW THE DOCUMENTARY. I'VE SEEN IT >> YES 264 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,354 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, WHEN DID YOU GET INTO IT? WHEN DID YOU HEAR ABOUT IT 265 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,657 >> I THINK I GOT INTO IT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE KIND OF DID. YOU -- I THINK IT WAS, LIKE, 266 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:50,196 2020 IT CAME OUT ON NETFLIX, AND EVERYONE BECAME, LIKE, COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH IT. 267 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:55,669 >> Jimmy: IT'S INSANE. >> IT'S INSANE >> Jimmy: YEAH 268 00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:58,738 >> AND SO ABOUT SIX MONTHS LATER I FOUND OUT THEY WERE MAKING AN HBO SHOW ABOUT IT. 269 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,573 I WAS LIKE, "I MEAN, SIGN ME UP." >> Jimmy: I KIND OF REMEMBER 270 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,010 WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I ALSO DON'T. SO, THERE'S -- THE HUSBAND - 271 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,014 >> SO, YEAH. SO, THIS WOMAN, KATHLEEN PETERSON -- THIS IS A, 272 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:15,555 YOU KNOW, A TRUE STORY >> Jimmy: YES. >> SHE EITHER FELL, OR WAS 273 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,023 PUSHED BY SOMEONE DOWN THE STAIRS, AND UNFORTUNATELY SHE PASSED AWAY. 274 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:25,298 AND THE WHOLE DOCUMENTARY IS FOLLOWING THE TRIAL OF HER HUSBAND, MICHAEL PETERSON -- 275 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,436 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- WHO THEY BELIEVED PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS. 276 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,538 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THAT, BUT IT'S NOT, LIKE -- 277 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:38,311 IT'S NOT ANOTHER TELLING OF THE SAME THING IT ACTUALLY IS ABOUT THE MAKING 278 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,146 OF THE DOCUMENTARY, ON TOP OF THE CASE THAT'S GOING ON, BECAUSE THERE'S LAYERS AND 279 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:45,518 LAYERS AND LAYERS OF CORRUPTION >> Jimmy: DID YOUR OPINION 280 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:50,323 CHANGE WHILE YOU WERE FILMING THIS, OF WHAT HAPPENED >> I'M SO DONE TALKING ABOUT 281 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:54,928 WHAT HAPPENED. I MEAN, WE WERE ON SET - >> Jimmy: YEAH 282 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:58,098 >> AND IT'S JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE THEORIES. MY WIFE HAS THEORIES 283 00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:03,870 >> EVERYONE HAD THEORIES AND I WAS -- I WAS THEORIZING FOR SO LONG. 284 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,272 AND THEN, BY THIS POINT, I'M LIKE, "I JUST -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO KNOW -- 285 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,241 YEAH, EXACTLY. >> I'M OVER IT I'M OVER IT. 286 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,777 >> Jimmy: IT IS A -- IT'S FASCINATING, FASCINATING STORY >> FASCINATING 287 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,047 >> Jimmy: AND YOUR GREAT -- GREAT CAST - COLIN FIRTH, OUR BUDDY 288 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:19,519 TONI COLLETTE, AMAZING >> I MEAN, SO MANY ROSEMARIE DeWITT, DANE DeHAAN, 289 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,122 JULIETTE BINOCHE - >> Jimmy: DANE DeHAAN, OH YEAH >> MICHAEL STUHLBARG, I MEAN, 290 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:24,090 THE LIST GOES ON >> Jimmy: I WAS ASKING YOU IF -- YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT GETS 291 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,658 INTENSE TALKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF STUFF IT -- "DID YOU EVER MAKE IT 292 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:30,230 LOOSE ON SET, WHAT WAS THE FUN THINGS," AND YOU SAID THAT YOU CREATED A GAME 293 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:34,367 IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY. >> IT'S CALLED "YEA OR NAY." >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 294 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,069 >> AND IT'S -- IT WAS INVENTED -- WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS INVENTED, IT WAS 295 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,506 BROUGHT TO ME BY ODESSA YOUNG, WHO PLAYS MY SISTER ON THE SHOW 296 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,676 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SOMEONE ACTUALLY -- I THOUGHT YOU INVENTED THIS GAME 297 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,745 >> I DID NOT INVENT THIS GAME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL GAME? >> I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR 298 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,148 THIS THIS IS A REAL GAME. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO 299 00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:51,885 EVERYONE WHAT THIS GAME IS >> IT'S VERY BASIC BUT BASICALLY IT'S A GREAT 300 00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:59,626 TIME-WASTER. SO, ONE PERSON IS THE SUBJECT, AND EVERYONE ELSE SECRETLY 301 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,797 DECIDES, "OKAY, THIS IS THE END POSITION WE WANT THIS PERSON TO END UP IN. 302 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,633 OKAY SO, YOU CHOOSE, LIKE, A PHYSICAL POSITION FOR THEM 303 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,337 IT COULD BE LIKE THIS. IT COULD BE, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 304 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,740 >> -- CLIMBING ON THE WALL IT COULD BE ANYTHING >> Jimmy: YOU ALL DECIDE THAT 305 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,409 THAT'S THE POSITION. >> AND YOU ALL DECIDE. AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF LET 306 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:27,187 THE SUBJECT GO, AND MOVE AROUND THE SPACE, MOVE THEIR BODY AND YOU SAY "YEA" IF THEY'RE 307 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,155 GETTING WARMER TO THE POSE, OR "NAY" IF THEY'RE NOT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 308 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,758 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT 309 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,362 >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD PLAY THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY IT 310 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,665 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. I LOVE -- I LOVE ANY GAME. I LOVE ANYONE BRINGING A GAME. 311 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,935 >> ARE YOU DOWN? >> Jimmy: I'M DOWN HOW -- HOW DO WE DO IT 312 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,771 >> OKAY, GET YOURSELF UP >> Jimmy: OKAY >> UM, I WILL -- YOU KNOW, 313 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,873 CONVENIENTLY THERE'S A WHITE BOARD HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 314 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,608 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE. I WILL WRITE DOWN THE POSITION 315 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,677 THAT I WANT YOU TO END UP IN >> Jimmy: OKAY I AM NOT LOOKING 316 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,846 >> AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS, THE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: SO THE AUDIENCE IS IN 317 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:56,116 ON THE POSITION. >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS "YEA OR NAY. 318 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:00,053 >> AND THEN WE WILL SAY, "YEA" OR "NAY. >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S RIGHT. 319 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,554 >> DEPENDING ON IF YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE OR NOT >> Jimmy: OKAY, "YEA OR NAY," 320 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,557 AND THIS IS A REAL GAME THAT SOMEONE MADE UP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 321 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,761 >> OKAY. CAN WE SEE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SHOWING -- 322 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:11,664 I'M NOT LOOKING. >> YEAH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,900 OKAY GREAT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AUDIENCE 324 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,835 LIKES IT ALL RIGHT, IS IT AWAY, SOPHIE? >> IT'S AWAY 325 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,738 >> Jimmy: IT IS AWAY, OKAY >> IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO NOW ARE 326 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:22,175 WE CURRENTLY PLAYING "YEA OR NAY" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 327 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,144 MOVE ABOUT THE SPACE >> Jimmy: I'M MOVING ABOUT THE SPACE. 328 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:29,149 OKAY, UM >> NAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 329 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:37,590 NAY. YEA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 330 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:43,096 YEA! NAY. YEA. 331 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:50,704 YEA! YEA! YEA! 332 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! [ BELL DINGS ] 333 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:58,878 * >> Jimmy: WOW! I'M AN EXPERT AT "YEA OR NAY." 334 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,748 I'M AN EXPERT AT IT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT IT. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT WAS? 335 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:05,785 >> YES, THAT WAS IT. "ALL FOURS ON DESK." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 336 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,855 >> HERE IT IS. >> Jimmy: "ALL FOURS ON DESK." THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 337 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YEA OR NAY. YOU ARE THE MOST FUN 338 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,295 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SOPHIE TURNER IN "THE STAIRCASE." 339 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:15,695 HERE'S SOPHIE TURNER IN "THE STAIRCASE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 340 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,932 >> HEY, DAD. >> YOU GUYS UNWRAP PRESENTS 341 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:22,235 YET? >> UH, NO, NOT YET >> OH, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO 342 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:26,673 IT THEMSELVES. >> I KNOW, IT'S JUST -- IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU 343 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:33,213 >> HONEY, NOTHING FEELS RIGHT ABOUT THIS >> THE D.A. KEEPS CALLING. 344 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:37,384 >> WELL, YOU JUST KEEP IGNORING THEM SO, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO CANDACE, 345 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:42,956 OR LORI? I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THROUGH >> UH-UH, NO 346 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:50,597 >> WHAT, REALLY? NOTHING? >> NO. 347 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:54,768 >> LOOK, JUST MAKE SURE EVERYONE STICKS TOGETHER * 348 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:59,139 I MISS YOU >> I MISS YOU TOO. WE ALL DO. 349 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:01,107 >> ALL RIGHT, I -- I'LL SEE YOU SOON, ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY. 350 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,210 >> I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: SOPHIE TURNER, 351 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:08,048 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FIRST THREE EPISODES OF 352 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:10,350 "THE STAIRCASE" ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 353 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:14,854 TOM PELPHREY STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 354 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:36,943 * >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM HIS ROLE ON "OZARK. 355 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,113 AND NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN A A NEW SERIES CALLED "OUTER RANGE. 356 00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:42,949 THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO. 357 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,551 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME TOM PELPHREY. 358 00:24:49,989 --> 00:25:01,634 * * 359 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOM PELPHREY THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 360 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:10,043 IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET YOU I AM THE BIGGEST, BIGGEST, BIGGEST, BIGGEST FAN 361 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,679 BUT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, SO EVERYONE KNOWS AND AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE 362 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,950 AWAY ANY SPOILERS. BUT, YOU WERE SO GREAT ON "OZARK," THAT I HOPE YOU WON 363 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,754 EVERY AWARD THAT WAS KNOWN TO MAN TO GIVE TO AN ACTOR. YOU DESERVE IT 364 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:23,056 YOU WERE GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 365 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:25,492 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS PHENOMENAL. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I'M READING UP 366 00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:28,528 ABOUT YOU. AND I GO, WAIT, YOU GOT YOUR START ON "GUIDING LIGHT" 367 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:33,733 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I STARTED ON "GUIDING LIGHT" 368 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,603 OUT OF COLLEGE, YOU KNOW AND SO, I WENT TO THEATER SCHOOL, AND I'M LEARNING MY 369 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:40,306 THEATER ACTING >> Jimmy: SURE >> MY BIG -- MY OUTDOOR ACTING, 370 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,442 I NOW CALL IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU GO ON 371 00:25:42,442 --> 00:25:44,377 TELEVISION I HAD NEVER BEEN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BEFORE. 372 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:47,213 SO IT WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO YOU KNOW, AND PEOPLE SAY, LIKE, 373 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,283 YOU DO LESS OR YOU DO NOTHING. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO PROJECTING YOUR VOICE ON 374 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:54,220 STAGE. >> YEAH, YOUR, KIND OF, YOUR VOICE AND YOUR BODY. 375 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,389 >> Jimmy: THEATER. >> AND ALL -- YOU KNOW, YEAH >> Jimmy: SO NOW YOU'RE ON 376 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,358 CAMERA, YEAH >> SO NOW I'M ON CAMERA, AND I'M LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO DO 377 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:01,027 ANYTHING, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO DO 378 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,429 ANYTHING >> I'M LITERALLY NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. 379 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:07,334 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I'M COOL. LIKE, I BET -- I BET I LOOK COOL 380 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:10,036 AND I BET THIS IS, LIKE, GOOD CAMERA ACTING. AND BECAUSE THE SOAP, YOU KNOW, 381 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:13,940 LIKE, THEY -- THEY AIR IT A MONTH AFTER. SO, YOU'RE FILMING AN EPISODE 382 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:17,811 A DAY, AND THEY'RE AIRING IT A A MONTH LATER. AND THAT JUST HAPPENS AROUND 383 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:20,780 THE CLOCK. >> Jimmy: IT'S WORK. THEY GO FOR IT ON SOAP OPERAS. 384 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,416 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, YOU DO LIKE 50 PAGES A DAY OR 385 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,919 SOMETHING. >> 50 PAGES A DAY. YOU DO AN HOUR A DAY 386 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,420 SO THEN A MONTH LATER, I'M LIKE, "NOW LET ME SEE WHAT MY CAMERA ACTING -- 387 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,656 YOU KNOW, LET'S SEE HOW THIS WORKED OUT." >> Jimmy: HELLO, LET'S 388 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,691 JAMES DEAN LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF JAMES DEAN ENTERS THE ROOM 389 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:38,264 >> WELL, JAMES DEAN LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A POLE UP HIS BUTT. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,467 I DID? >> Jimmy: IT WAS -- IT WAS TERRIBLE 391 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,403 >> IT WAS SO BAD IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS SCARED TO MOVE 392 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:45,071 I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: "HI. [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,241 OH, REALLY SO, IT'S AWFUL AND YOU SAW IT, AND YOU GO, 394 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:50,076 "OH, NO, THIS IS ROUGH." >> IT WAS HORRIBLE >> Jimmy: DID YOUR FRIENDS AND 395 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,079 FAMILY SAY, "OH, NO, DUDE, TOM, YOU GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT." >> NO, I -- I WAS MY OWN 396 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:57,717 HARSHEST CRITIC. >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW IT. >> I KNEW IT 397 00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:00,854 >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW IT. >> I KNEW IT BUT IT WAS GREAT, BECAUSE THEN 398 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:03,289 YOU, KIND OF, LEARN -- LEARN AS YOU GO YOU JUST LEARN TO CHANGE IT. 399 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:07,227 >> Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU ENDED UP WINNING TWO EMMYS FOR IT. >> YEAH. 400 00:27:07,227 --> 00:27:12,699 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO YOU LEARNED HOW TO DO IT. 401 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,768 YOU FIGURED IT OUT YOU KNOW, IT'S TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK, AND I KNOW 402 00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,302 THAT YOU WANTED TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO A CERTAIN TEACHER OF YOURS. 403 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,304 THE STAGE IS YOURS THE FLOOR IS YOURS YOU CAN GO TO CAMERA TWO OR 404 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,941 CAMERA ONE >> YEAH, WELL, WHEN I WAS 14-YEARS-OLD IN HIGH SCHOOL, I 405 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,576 HAD A TEACHER NAMED STEVE KASAKOFF, AND, I GUESS -- I GUESS HE REALLY CHANGED MY 406 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:30,684 LIFE YOU KNOW, HE WAS A MAN THAT INTRODUCED ME TO ACTING AND 407 00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:36,222 GAVE ME MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO THE WHOLE THING. AND HE DID IT WITH LOVE AND 408 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:42,662 PASSION, AND HE TAUGHT ME DISCIPLINE AND I'M GOING TO GET EMOTIONAL 409 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:48,702 HE GAVE ME A WORK ETHIC. AND I WOULDN'T BE HERE OR HAVE THE LIFE I HAVE RIGHT NOW 410 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:56,743 WITHOUT HIM. AND I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT, AND I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE 411 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,511 PEOPLE, AND THE TEACHERS AND THE ADULTS WHO TAKE TIME TO SHOW AN INTEREST IN KIDS AND, 412 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:09,222 KIND OF, TURN THEIR LIGHTS ON. AND -- YEAH, HAPPY -- HAPPY TEACHER WEEK 413 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:12,826 >> Jimmy: TEACHER APPRECIATION -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:15,462 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 415 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,864 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. LOVE THAT. WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OUR 416 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,800 TEACHERS WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE TEACHERS 417 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,104 I MEAN, HE'S GOT TO BE PROUD OF YOUR WORK ON "OZARK. I GOT TO BE HONEST, YOU PLAY 418 00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:29,609 BEN, YOU KNOW, LAURA LINNEY'S BROTHER, YOU KNOW, ON THE SHOW AND I'M WATCHING, YOU KNOW -- 419 00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:35,682 AND AGAIN, NO SPOILERS, I'M NOT QUITE TO THE END SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 420 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:39,819 BUT I DO KNOW THAT WHAT I SAW WAS JUST AMAZING AND IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS 421 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:43,323 JUST - I WAS SCARED OF YOU, THEN I LOVED YOU. 422 00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:48,228 I ROOTED FOR YOU I MEAN, I DIDN'T LOVE YOU, BUT I ROOTED FOR YOU 423 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:51,898 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- THEN YOU 424 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,701 GOT ROMANTIC, SO I GO, "OH, THIS GUY'S A ROMANTIC. >> YEAH. 425 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:57,203 >> Jimmy: I'M ROOTING FOR YOU GUYS I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR LOVE. 426 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,838 AND THEN -- THEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU. 427 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:03,109 AND YOU MADE ME SO NERVOUS, AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ACTING LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME 428 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,011 IT WAS JUST PHENOMENAL WHAT YOU DID. DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE 429 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,014 DOING IT LIKE, "OH, THIS -- I'M HITTING IT OUT OF THE PARK HERE? 430 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,417 >> OH, NO. NO [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:15,255 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 432 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,023 >> YEAH, YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T KNOW LIKE, WHEN IT -- WHEN IT'S KIND 433 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,858 OF REALLY GOOD, YOU KIND OF DON'T KNOW REALLY WHAT'S HAPPENING. 434 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:21,695 AND YOU FORGET A LITTLE BIT, AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY SURE BUT, THANKFULLY I'M SURROUNDED 435 00:29:21,695 --> 00:29:26,733 BY, YOU KNOW, LAURA LINNEY AND JASON BATEMAN. AND IT'S LIKE -- 436 00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:30,103 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> "ARE WE OKAY? "YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. 437 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,705 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD >> WE'RE JUST -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 438 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:33,173 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THEY'RE ALL -- THEY'RE ALL GREAT ACTORS 439 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,041 THE WHOLE CAST IS AMAZING. >> AMAZING >> Jimmy: EVERYONE SCORES, 440 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,310 OBVIOUSLY. BUT I JUST SAW YOU AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS GUY IS JUST -- 441 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:41,047 NOT EVEN A HOME RUN. JUST KNOCKED THE COVER OFF THE BALL, BUDDY. 442 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,550 IT WAS AMAZING >> DUDE, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME 443 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:45,752 >> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU'RE GREAT AND NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "OUTER RANGE." 444 00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:47,821 OKAY, THIS IS ON PRIME VIDEO HERE, THIS IS -- SET THIS UP, BECAUSE THIS IS A GREAT -- THIS 445 00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:53,293 IS A GREAT PLOT. >> YEAH. SO, I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF 446 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:56,062 THINGS SO, YOU KIND OF HAVE THIS -- IT'S A MODERN DAY WESTERN 447 00:29:56,062 --> 00:30:03,570 FAMILY DRAMA, MYSTERY WITH A A METAPHYSICAL ELEMENT AND CRAZY NEIGHBORS. 448 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,740 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN'T RELATE TO THAT, THEN I MEAN THAT'S -- 449 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:11,311 EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT IT'S -- SO IT'S 450 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:16,349 BASICALLY -- YEAH, YOU'RE ON HORSEBACK A LOT. YOU'RE HERDING CATTLE. 451 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:21,254 THERE'S -- YOUR WIFE GOES MISSING. >> SHE'S MISSING, YEAH 452 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,223 WHEN THE SHOW STARTS, SHE'S BEEN MISSING FOR NINE MONTHS AND MY CHARACTER, PERRY ABBOTT, 453 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:28,294 THE SON OF ROYAL ABBOTT, WHO IS PLAYED BY JOSH BROLIN, IS SORT OF -- SORT OF BROKEN, SORT 454 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:33,500 OF -- KIND OF LOST HIS WIFE'S MISSING, AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY OR WHAT 455 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,103 HAPPENED AND THEY DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S ALIVE OR DEAD. 456 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:40,507 AND HE'S SORT OF IN THAT LIMBO WHEN WE MEET HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH 457 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:44,644 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS TOM PELPHREY AND JOSH BROLIN IN "OUTER RANGE. 458 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:45,612 HERE IS TOM PELPHREY AND JOSH BROLIN IN "OUTER RANGE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 459 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:52,852 >> SHE SAID THAT REBECCA'S NOT GONE 460 00:30:52,852 --> 00:31:02,162 THAT NOTHING'S EVER REALLY GONE THAT THERE'S A PLAN. 461 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:18,345 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? * >> AND SAVED YOU 462 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:26,653 >> NO, THIS ISN'T THAT >> IT BROUGHT YOU HERE >> PERRY 463 00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:32,225 >> DAD >> SON, LISTEN TO ME >> SHE'S RIGHT 464 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:35,261 >> Jimmy: OH, TOM PELPHREY, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 465 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,631 SEASON ONE OF "OUTER RANGE" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON PRIME VIDEO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 466 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:42,268 STAND-UP FROM MOSES STORM. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 467 00:31:42,268 --> 00:32:07,494 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS A A COMEDY SPECIAL CALLED "TRASH 468 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:11,564 WHITE" STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" 469 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:15,235 MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY MOSES STORM. 470 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:17,437 * 471 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:26,980 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU OH, MY GOSH. 472 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:33,520 THIS IS ALREADY ONE OF THE BETTER BIRTHDAYS THAT I'VE HAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,090 I'LL EXPLAIN I GREW UP VERY POOR. MY MOM WAS A SINGLE PARENT 474 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:40,694 SHE HAD FIVE KIDS. WE WERE ON FOOD STAMPS WHEN WE RAN OUT OF WELFARE, WE 475 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:46,199 WOULD ACTUALLY EAT FROM THE GARBAGE. WE'D DUMPSTER DIVE 476 00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:48,101 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS EVER THAT POOR BECAUSE, LIKE, LOOK 477 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:54,607 AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ONLY DO I LOOK RICH, I LOOK 478 00:32:54,607 --> 00:33:01,081 LIKE I WAS CONCEIVED AT AN IVY LEAGUE ACAPELLA CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:33:01,081 --> 00:33:05,118 [ APPLAUSE ] * SCOOBY-DO-WHO MY DAY OWN 480 00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:09,155 EVERY UNIVERSITY SHOOBY-DOO-WHOP * WHAT EVEN IS ADVERSITY 481 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:14,094 [ LAUGHTER ] EVIL RICH, LIKE A KING GEOFFREY GAME OF THRONES. 482 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:20,200 LIKE I'M ONLY HERE TO BOTHER SOPHIE [ APPLAUSE ] 483 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:25,338 YOU THOUGHT YOU KILLED ME, SANSA! I HATED BEING ON FOOD STAMPS 484 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:27,073 BECAUSE THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR A FAMILY ON WELFARE IN THIS COUNTRY IS A "FOOD INSECURE 485 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:36,816 HOUSEHOLD. I NEVER LIKED THAT FOOD INSECURE. 486 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:42,389 IT JUST MAKES A PRETTY SERIOUS ISSUE JUST SOUND ADORABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:33:42,389 --> 00:33:46,092 ALMOST LIKE THE GOVERNMENT IS LIKE, "OH, COME ON [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:52,432 JUST SHOW US YOUR FOOD SHOW US! AND THEN I'M LIKE -- 489 00:33:52,432 --> 00:34:00,540 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M STARVING, NOT BASHFUL. 490 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:05,245 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN WE RAN OUT OF FOOD STAMPS, WE WOULD GO TO FOOD BANKS. 491 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:11,351 AND FOR SOME REASON, ALL OF THE FOOD AT FOOD BANKS WAS JUST DENTED CANS. 492 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:17,924 IT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS. ARE THEY DOING THAT? OR HOW ARE YOU GUYS SHOPPING 493 00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:21,528 [ LAUGHTER ] WERE YOU LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS LOW SODIUM CORN? 494 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:26,433 [ LAUGHTER ] GET OUT OF HERE! NOT MY BRAND!" 495 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:35,408 [ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, ON MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY, WE WERE LIVING IN 496 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:41,981 THIS REALLY TERRIBLE, HOT, AWFUL PART OF FLORIDA CALLED, FLORIDA. 497 00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:48,421 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ANY TIME THAT WE WANTED TO GO SWIMMING, WE WOULD JUST 498 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:52,559 BREAK INTO A FANCY CONDO COMMUNITY JUST SO WE COULD USE THEIR POOL 499 00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:58,264 AND ON THE WAY THERE, WE WOULD STOP OFF AT THE GROCERY STORE DUMPSTER, LIKE WE ALWAYS DID 500 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,634 BUT IT WAS A BIRTHDAY MIRACLE. I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS 501 00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:06,039 THIS GROCERY STORE THREW OUT THEIR ENTIRE ICE CREAM DEPARTMENT AT ONCE 502 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:12,245 NOW, EVERY KIND OF ICE CREAM THAT WE COULD NEVER AFFORD IS NOW IN THREE LARGE TRASH BAGS. 503 00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:14,047 MY FOUR SIBLINGS AND I, WE WASTE NO TIME, RIGHT THERE, BACK OF THE STORE, JUST START 504 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:15,682 SHOVELING HALF MELTING ICE CREAM INTO OUR FACES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE LIKE LITTLE SKIN 505 00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:25,558 COVERED RACCOONS BEFORE IT ALL MELTS. AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER 506 00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:38,071 HAD TO SPEED EAT DAIRY IN THE SUN, BUT WE ARE NOT DOING WELL HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO FULL THAT 507 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:42,842 YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR NECK [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW -- EVERY BURP IS SO 508 00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:47,347 HIGH STAKES. EVERY BURP, IT'S AS IF IT'S A CONTRACTION FOR THE BARF BABY 509 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:54,320 YOU'RE ABOUT TO DELIVER. [ LAUGHTER ] IT HAS A PULSE 510 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,491 MY STOMACH IS KICKING. IF I LIVED IN GEORGIA RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO 511 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:02,862 THROW THIS UP. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 512 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:08,668 WE GET TO THIS FANCY POOL. THE ONE DOWN SIDE OF THIS VERY FANCY POOL, IS IT HAD AN 513 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:15,642 INFURIATING AMOUNT OF SECURITY IT WAS WAY TOO GOOD. THEY HAD A GUARD SHACK SECURITY 514 00:36:15,642 --> 00:36:17,043 GUARD, A ROAMING SECURITY GUARD, AND JUST A POOL SECURITY GUARD. 515 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:23,516 IT MADE IT NOT FUN MY MOM IS LIKE, OKAY, LOOK AT ME 516 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,086 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT JUST STICK WITH THE REGULAR PLAN WHEN BREAKING INTO ONE OF 517 00:36:26,086 --> 00:36:31,825 THESE POOLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL OF YOU KIDS SPREAD OUT AS 518 00:36:31,825 --> 00:36:37,731 FAR AS POSSIBLE. ONE BY ONE, YOU ENTER THE POOL FROM DIFFERENT SIDES 519 00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:39,599 WHEN SAFE, WE CAN ALL MEET IN THE MIDDLE WE'RE NOT GOING TO FLASH MOB 520 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:43,937 PEOPLE WITH POVERTY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE SECOND THAT I JUMP IN ON MY 521 00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:51,544 SIDE OF THE POOL, I KNOW I'M GOING TO VOMIT SO, MY PLAN IS TO JUST PUT MY 522 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:57,751 MOUTH UNDER THE WATER JUST SO IT WON'T MAKE A SOUND AND JUST - 523 00:36:57,751 --> 00:37:01,354 [ RETCHES SO MUCH. IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD EATEN 524 00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:07,127 NOTHING BUT 700 VANILLA LAVA LAMPS. THIS KID WITH RED HAIR, HE 525 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:12,699 COMES TO THE SURFACE OF THE POOL, TAKES HIS GOGGLES OFF, AND GOES, "OH, MY GOD! 526 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:18,838 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE HE HAS THIS LITTLE iMAX 3D EXPERIENCE BELOW. 527 00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:23,209 DAD CALLS MY OLDER BROTHER, JONAH, WHO IS ALREADY NOT DOING WELL 528 00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:27,914 HE TURNS HE SEES ME AND NOW HE STARTS VOMITING 529 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:33,820 BECAUSE VOMITING IS A LOT LIKE THOSE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES THAT WHITE GIRLS WILL POST ONLINE 530 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:37,957 VERY CONTAGIOUS AND EMBARRASSING WHEN IT SLIPS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN PUBLIC. 531 00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:42,562 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, OVER HERE, HE JUST - [ RETCHES 532 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:46,166 "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST. 533 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:50,437 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT TRIGGERS MY TWO SISTERS WAY OVER HERE TO "SHOOT FOR THE 534 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:56,443 MOON, YOU MIGHT LAND AMONGST THE STARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,278 AND THEN FINALLY, MY OLDER BROTHER, DAVID IS LIKE, "IF YOU WANT A RAINBOW, YOU'RE GOING TO 536 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:05,852 HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SOME RAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE ARE NOW FIVE KIDS 537 00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:12,826 SIMULTANEOUSLY THROWING UP INTO ONE POOL, WHICH IS WAY TOO MANY KIDS 538 00:38:12,826 --> 00:38:18,198 I KNOW THAT BECAUSE THE OTHER RICH PARENTS ARE NOW FREAKING OUT. 539 00:38:18,198 --> 00:38:19,933 BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SO FAR SPREAD OUT IN THE POOL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SOME ISOLATED 540 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:24,804 INCIDENT IN THEIR MINDS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF VIOLENT SUPER 541 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:35,882 VIRUS HAS SWEPT OVER THE ENTIRE POOL CAUSING KIDS TO EXPLODE [ LAUGHTER ] 542 00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:39,719 KIDS ARE SCREAMING PARENTS ARE PULLING THEIR KIDS OUT BY THE ARMS. 543 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,689 THERE'S KIDS THROWING UP THAT DIDN'T EVEN EAT TRASH BAGS OF ICE CREAM. 544 00:38:42,689 --> 00:38:49,462 [ LAUGHTER ] I GET OUT OF THE POOL. THE POOL IS RUINED 545 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:53,600 AND I REMEMBER JUST THINKING TO MYSELF - [ SIGHS 546 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,204 MAN, THIS PLACE NEEDS BETTER SECURITY [ LAUGHTER ] 547 00:38:58,204 --> 00:39:00,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE BETTER BIRTHDAYS 548 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:06,279 THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU'VE BEEN GREAT! * 549 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:10,216 >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. WHAT A TREAT 550 00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:14,821 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S MOSES STORM 551 00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:18,024 "TRASH WHITE" IS STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 552 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:20,927 OH, MY GOD THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 553 00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:42,415 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SOPHIE TURNER, TOM PELPHREY. 554 00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:44,818 HOW ABOUT MOSES STORM, RIGHT THERE, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:47,053 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT FANTASTIC, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 556 00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:51,057 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 557 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:53,226 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE