1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,012 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:19,219 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:22,722 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DAVID SPADE, 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:27,961 QUINTA BRUNSON CHEF DANIEL HUMM MUSICAL GUEST LUCKY DAYE 5 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:34,768 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1641 6 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:40,206 Questlove: 1641 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,578 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:45,578 --> 00:01:01,528 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,497 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 10 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,067 YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 11 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,069 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. PLEASE, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT 12 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,806 SHOW," EVERYBODY THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:16,609 WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, 14 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,145 GUYS THIS IS BIG. APPARENTLY PRESIDENT BIDEN IS 15 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:27,320 SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING CANCELLING STUDENT LOAN DEBT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,390 WHEN ASKED HOW THE COUNTRY CAN AFFORD IT, BIDEN SAID, "I'M GOING TO SLIDE INTO ELON MUSK'S 17 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:37,731 DMs. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN WASN'T EVEN THINKING 18 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:41,334 ABOUT FORGIVING STUDENT LOAN DEBT UNTIL HE LOOKED AT HIS POLL NUMBERS WITH YOUNG VOTERS 19 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:44,270 "AND YOUR DEBT WILL BE FORGIVEN PERFECT. 20 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,107 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, BIDEN IS BASICALLY TELLING EVERY COLLEGE STUDENT, 21 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,843 "I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR FOUR YEARS IF YOU TAKE CARE OF MINE, YOU KNOW?" 22 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:55,415 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A RISKY MOVE FOR BIDEN. HE'S ABOUT TO WIN OVER 23 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:58,585 EVERYBODY WITH STUDENT LOANS, AND LOSE EVERYONE WHO JUST PAID THEM OFF 24 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:02,756 LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME." MEANWHILE, TODAY AT THE 25 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:07,060 WHITE HOUSE, BIDEN HOSTED THE 2022 TEACHERS OF THE YEAR. YEAH 26 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,196 BIDEN HONORED THE TEACHERS OF THE YEAR, WHILE OVER IN THE NEXT ROOM, THEY HONORED THE 27 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:23,843 SUBSTITUTE OF THE YEAR BY PUTTING ON A MOVIE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:27,881 AT THE CEREMONY, BIDEN AWARDED THE NATIONAL TEACHER OF THE YEAR A GLASS APPLE 29 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:32,252 THE TEACHER WAS LIKE, "THAT'S COOL, BUT HOW ABOUT A RAISE? [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER 30 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:35,889 IT WAS A GREAT EVENT FOR THE TEACHERS, BUT IT WAS SUPER-AWKWARD AFTERWARD WHEN 31 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,793 BIDEN RAN INTO THEM AT THE GROCERY STORE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:45,832 "CAN'T SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF -- YOU HAVE A HUSBAND?" [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,769 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT IF ELON MUSK BACKS OUT OF THE TWITTER DEAL, HE'LL HAVE TO PAY 34 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:54,774 A $1 BILLION TERMINATION FEE [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH 35 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,712 A BILLION DOLLAR TERMINATION FEE, IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME DEAL AS LEAVING PLANET FITNESS 36 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:06,052 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, TODAY AT CINEMACON IN LAS VEGAS, 37 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:11,191 13 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL "AVATAR" HIT THEATERS, VIEWERS WERE TREATED TO A FIRST LOOK AT 38 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:16,963 JAMES CAMERON'S SEQUEL "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER." YEAH, 13 YEARS 39 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:20,567 THAT'S A LONG TIME NOW THE CHARACTERS ARE SO OLD, THEY HAVE "THE WAY OF WATER" 40 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:28,875 THREE TIMES A NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE CHARACTERS ARE SO 41 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,078 OLD, THEY'RE NOW BLUE BECAUSE OF POOR CIRCULATION. THAT'S - 42 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,347 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF BIG MOVIES, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 43 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:37,751 ROBERT PATTINSON'S GOING TO RETURN FOR A SEQUEL OF "THE BATMAN. 44 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:44,524 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. THAT'S RIGHT 45 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:47,160 ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRE WHO TRIES TO SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS BY HIMSELF 46 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,297 SPOILER ALERT, HE JUST BUYS TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:55,135 HEY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED GENETICALLY MODIFIED LETTUCE, 48 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:59,372 THAT CAN KEEP ASTRONAUT'S BONES FROM CRUMBLING ON THEIR TRIP TO MARS 49 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:02,342 YEAH WHEN ASKED THEIR OPINION ON IT, HERE'S WHAT SEVERAL ASTRONAUTS 50 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,511 HAD TO SAY THIS FIRST ASTRONAUT SAID, "THAT'S PRETTY COOL ABOUT THE 51 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,914 LETTUCE. HEY, WHAT WAS THAT THING ABOUT BONES CRUMBLING? 52 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:14,921 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ASTRONAUT SAID, "YEAH, THANKS FOR THE CULINARY 53 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:18,525 INNOVATION, BUT I, TOO, AM STUCK ON THE BONE CRUMBLING PART." 54 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:22,328 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT ASTRONAUT SAID, "ARE WE TALKING, LIKE, GRADUAL 55 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:25,532 CRUMBLING, OR MORE LIKE AN ALL-AT-ONCE CRUMBLING? BECAUSE THAT WILL SERIOUSLY 56 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,568 AFFECT MY DECISION WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO MARS. COOL ABOUT THE LETTUCE, BY THE 57 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,971 WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS LAST 58 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,808 ASTRONAUT SAID, "BONES OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BACON BITS 59 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:45,518 WHERE'S LANCE? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS IS KIND OF A WEIRD STORY. 60 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:49,356 GET THIS, IN ALABAMA, AFTER RAW CHICKEN PARTS WERE SPILLED ALL OVER THE ROAD, POLICE TOLD 61 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:54,361 PEOPLE TO DRIVE CAREFULLY AND HOLD THEIR NOSE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 62 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:57,430 EW [ AUDIENCE OHS ] PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHAT DID YOU 63 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,266 THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO, PULL OVER AND BREATHE DEEPLY? I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU -- 64 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,802 [ LAUGHTER ] SADLY, NOW WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE CHICKEN 65 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:09,042 CROSSED THE ROAD [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I SAW THAT A TRAIN IN 66 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:13,713 ARGENTINA HAD TO BE DELAYED AFTER A MAN FELL ASLEEP ACROSS TWO SEATS, AND GOT HIS HEAD 67 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:20,053 STUCK UNDER THE METAL ARMREST. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,689 LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, BUT THAT'S FIRST CLASS ON SPIRIT AIRLINES [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:26,960 AH, YOU KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WAY TO GO 70 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:32,632 GET YOUR HEAD IN THERE HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO'S ABOUT 71 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:37,103 TO GRADUATE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN PHYSICS. 72 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,739 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, YOU CAN TELL HE'S SUPER SMART, 'CAUSE HE'S GRADUATING 73 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,808 JUST IN TIME TO HAVE HIS STUDENT LOANS FORGIVEN YEAH 74 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:48,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SMART -- SMART KID AND FINALLY, IT IS TIME TO TAKE 75 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:52,318 A LOOK AT THE STORIES MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. 76 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:55,221 GOOD WITH THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 77 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,123 * PROS AND CONS 78 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,627 AND PROS AND CON AND PROS * [ APPLAUSE ] 79 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,897 Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF LEGALIZING WEED IN 80 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:10,670 NEW JERSEY THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:15,141 AS OF LAST WEEK, PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY CAN NOW BUY RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA 82 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,311 SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF LEGALIZING WEED IN NEW JERSEY 83 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:24,351 HERE WE GO PRO, SAYING "FUHGEDDABOUDIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:29,356 CON, THEN ACTUALLY FORGETTING ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:33,059 "WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBABOUT. PRO, THE MARIJUANA BILL WAS 86 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:37,564 TOUGH TO PASS. CON, IT WAS MUCH EASIER TO PUFF-PUFF-PASS 87 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:43,937 THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, PEOPLE WILL QUICKLY GO 88 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:48,375 FROM THIS -- CON, TO THIS - THERE YOU GO 89 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:55,382 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PRO, A SHORT, TAN JOINT IN NEW YORK IS CALLED A BLUNT 90 00:06:55,382 --> 00:07:00,186 CON, A SHORT, TAN JOINT IN NEW JERSEY IS CALLED A SNOOKI. OH 91 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:05,558 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ] PRO, SMOKING BEFORE CATCHING A 92 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,928 A LONG FLIGHT. CON, BRINGING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "TAKING THE RED-EYE 93 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:16,269 OUT OF NEWARK. IT'S LIKE -- [ APPLAUSE ] 94 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:20,407 PRO, GETTING STONED IN BAYONNE CON, THEN PLAYING HACKY SACK IN HACKENSACK 95 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:25,645 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY ALREADY KNOW HOW TO ROLL A 96 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:29,816 A JOINT. CON, IT'S LIKE ROLLING UP A BODY IN A CARPET BUT SMALLER 97 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:35,622 HEY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOAH 98 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:40,527 PRO, NEW JERSEY MAY INTRODUCE MANY WEED-THEMED BUSINESSES. CON, LIKE THE NEW SOCIAL CLUB 99 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:46,666 THE BADA-BONG. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, PRO, LESS "AY, 100 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:51,905 OH!" CON, MORE LIKE, "HEY, WOAH." THAT'S THE "PROS AND CONS," 101 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,974 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 102 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,578 HIS NEW SPECIAL ON NETFLIX, "NOTHING PERSONAL," DAVID SPADE IS HERE! 103 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:05,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAVID SPADE IS HERE! QUINTA BRUNSON IS HERE TONIGHT 104 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:10,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT SHOW CHEF DANIEL HUMM IS HERE 105 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHANGING THE GAME. AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM 106 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,262 LUCKY DAYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 107 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:20,533 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:26,339 * Jimmy: FIRST IT WAS JUST ME AND YOU. 109 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,308 YEAH. Jimmy: AND UH -- AND DO YOU REMEMEBER THIS ONE NICE LADY 110 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:32,345 WAS LEAVING AND SHE GOES, "DAVID SPADE, OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH 111 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:48,294 OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: AND I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,930 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 113 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:56,503 TONIGHT. SHE CREATED AND STARS IN THE ABC SERIES "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY. 114 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,773 THE FIRST SEASON IS AVAILABLE ON HULU. IT IS SUCH A GOOD SHOW 115 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,709 IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE SHOW, WATCH IT IT IS JUST -- IT'S A FANTASTIC 116 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:06,546 SHOW QUINTA BRUNSON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:13,286 SHE'S GOT IT, MAN. SHE'S GOT IT HE JUST LAUNCHED A PLANT-BASED 118 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:19,125 MEAL SUBSCRIPTION CALLED ELEVEN MADISON HOME GO TO ELEVENMADISONHOME.COM. 119 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:22,729 CHEF DANIEL HUMM IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,566 CHANGING THE GAME. AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LUCKY DAYE TONIGHT 121 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:32,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, HE IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND 122 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:37,577 WRITER -- DAVID, WERE YOU EMMY-NOMINATED YES 123 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,181 [ LAUGHTER ] ACTOR AND WRITER HE'S A VERY -- HE'S A VERY 124 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,949 FUNNY COMEDIAN WITH A BRAND-NEW STAND UP SPECIAL CALLED "DAVID SPADE: NOTHING PERSONAL" 125 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:50,156 WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, THE ALWAYS 126 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:54,194 NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING, DAVID SPADE. 127 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:09,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 128 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,880 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT Jimmy: YEAH STANDING OVATION FOR 129 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,384 MR. DAVID SPADE. ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BUDDY. WE LOVE YOU. 130 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,220 JIMMY, I HAVE A STUPID QUESTION FOR YOU Jimmy: WHAT'S UP? 131 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:24,157 THIS IS SO -- AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED. UH, YOU'RE JIMMY KIMMEL OR 132 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,793 FALLON Jimmy: MY GOD FALLON. 133 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,762 Jimmy: YOUR MICROPHONE IS ON, YEAH OH, FALLON. 134 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,365 AND I KNEW THAT. BUT THEN I SAID BACKSTAGE AND TWO PEOPLE WEREN'T SURE. 135 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:36,503 AND THEN -- AND THEN, BUT I ALWAYS SAY JIMMY, JIMMY -- BUT I NEVER -- 136 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,371 Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAST NAME. NO, I DON'T 137 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,440 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW NOW Jimmy: YEAH 138 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,543 I GOT TO SAY -- I HAD DINNER WITH YOU LAST NIGHT. WHEN YOU COME INTO TOWN, I'M 139 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:47,981 LUCKY ENOUGH YOU INVITE ME OUT -- YOU INVITE ME OUT TO DINNR 140 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,517 I KNOW, THERE'S FEW PEOPLE I LIKE TO EAT WITH YOU'RE ALWAYS HILARIOUS, FUN TO 141 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:54,888 GO OUT WITH. CHRIS ROCK CAME -- Jimmy: YEAH, ME AND 142 00:10:54,888 --> 00:11:00,894 CHRIS ROCK IS INTERESTING TO SIT WITH EACH OTHER, BECAUSE CHRIS CAME A LITTLE BIT LATER. 143 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,962 SO, AT FIRST IT WAS JUST ME AND YOU. YEAH. 144 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:07,133 Jimmy: AND DO YOU REMEMBER, ONE NICE LADY WAS LEAVING, AND SHE GOES, "DAVID SPADE, OH, MY 145 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,869 GOD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH." OH, YEAH, YEAH. 146 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:13,773 Jimmy: AND I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] SHE LIKED YOU TOO 147 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,076 Jimmy: AND THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, "YOU'RE OKAY TOO OR SOMETHING." 148 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,812 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE GOES, "AND YOU'RE DOING YOUR THING." 149 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,781 Jimmy: I'M LIKE, WHATEVER AND THEN CHRIS COMES IN. I KNOW. 150 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,251 AND THEN IT WAS, LIKE, OVER. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE JUDGING 151 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:29,189 US PEOPLE WERE GOING IN ORDER THEY'RE GOING LIKE, "OKAY, 152 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,825 YOU'RE KIND OF FUNNY." "IF WE GO BY TV SHOWS --" [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,862 BUT CHRIS WAS GREAT. ALSO, THAT PLACE WAS SO NICE Jimmy: POLO BAR 154 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,966 YES BUT SOMETIMES THEY TRY TO UPCHARGE YOU -- NOT THAT 155 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:46,373 RESTAURANT BUT OTHER ONES. BUT LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT SOME TRUFFLES IN YOUR DIET COKE?" 156 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:50,176 "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] "ALL RIGHT." 157 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,278 Jimmy: WELL, THEY KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH THEY GIVE IT LIKE YOU'RE 158 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:56,316 CHEAP. THEY'RE LIKE, "OKAY. $35 DIET COKE. 159 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,919 IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU? Jimmy: YOU'RE A COMEDY BEAST. 160 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:03,423 YOU WENT -- YOU AND CHRIS WENT DID STANDUP AND SURPRISED THE AUDIENCE AT THE -- 161 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,625 COMEDY CELLAR Jimmy: -- THE CELLAR LAST NIGHT. 162 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,129 YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT. YOU KNOW, WHEN I COME IN -- IT ALWAYS HAPPENS EVERY TIME. 163 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,266 AND THEN AT THE END OF DINNER, HE GOES, "WANNA GO DO A SET? [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,770 BUT HE'S ON TOUR RIGHT NOW, AND I'M ON TOUR FOR ONCE SO WE GO OUT ON THE ROAD, AND 165 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:21,474 SO, HE'S SUPER POLISHED. HE CRUSHED IT. Jimmy: HOW WAS THE CROWD 166 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,844 LAST NIGHT THEY WERE GREAT YOU KNOW, YOU WALK IN -- THE 167 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:28,148 COMEDY CELLAR IS A GREAT ROOM. Jimmy: YOU'RE ON TOUR NOW DO YOU LOVE IT 168 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:31,651 I'M -- YEAH I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE A THEATER TOUR IN A LONG TIME. 169 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:36,089 SO, IT'S A LITTLE RIGMAROLE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THIS WAS EXCITING? 170 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,093 I WAS -- NOT REALLY. BUT I WAS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,095 Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE HOW HE DID IT YESTERDAY. 172 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,965 IT'S SO MANY JOKES IT'S REALLY BITS AHOY Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 173 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,268 IT'S BITS AHOY FOR BOTH OF US. I LOVE IT. SO, WE GO 174 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,537 SO, HERE I AM FLYING AND THEN THE STEWARDESS COMES OUT -- THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT COMES OUT 175 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,474 AND SHE GOES, "IT'S A LITTLE SCARY. SHE GOES, "I HAVE AN 176 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,310 ANNOUNCEMENT." AND THEN WE'RE ALL LIKE, "UH-OH." 177 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,612 AND SHE GOES, "THERE'S A BOMB ON THE PLANE." THEN SHE GOES, "NO, NO 178 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,449 IT'S GOOD NEWS IT'S GOOD NEWS." [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,117 I LIKE HER TO HAVE A LITTLE PERSONALITY. AND SO SHE GOES, "TAKE YOUR 180 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:09,456 MASKS OFF. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR MASK." 181 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,192 AND THEN SHE HAD GARBAGE, AND SHE THREW IT IN. AND THEN SHE GOES, "TAKE 'EM 182 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,128 OFF. AND WE'RE ALL LIKE, "WOO HOO." AND EVERYONE DID IT. 183 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,299 AND THEN I GO, "OH, WAIT, I NEED IT IN THE AIRPORT." SO - 184 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,635 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] Jimmy: I REMEMBER WHICH ONE 185 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,070 WAS MINE IT WAS. IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A GRAB 186 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,207 BAG SITUATION. I WAS LIKE, "THIS ONE FITS LITTLE PERFUMEY, BUT YOU KNOW, 187 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:34,080 JUST ABOUT A HALF MILE TO THE LUGGAGE. SO, THAT WAS GOOD. 188 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,915 THEN I GET OUT OF THE PLANE -- OH, WAIT, ACTUALLY ON THE PLANE, WHEN I TOOK IT OFF, THIS 189 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:40,820 GUY NEXT TO ME -- YOU REALIZE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF HIDDEN. 190 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,658 AND HE GOES, "HEY, MAN." I GO, "OH, HEY DUDE. AND HE GOES, "THAT WAS YOU?" 191 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,361 I GO, "YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR THREE HOURS? I'M TALKING. 192 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,897 I'M STANDING I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, ACROSS. AND HE GOES, "AH, NO." 193 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,733 AND I GO, "I HAVE A 'GROWN UPS' COAT ON. I HAVE AN 'EMPEROR'S NEW 194 00:13:53,733 --> 00:14:00,407 GROOVE' LUNCHBOX, NOTHING? AND HE'S LIKE, "NO." HE'S GOES, "I KNOW 'JOE DIRT.' 195 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:04,444 I GO, "OH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I GET OFF 196 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,180 AND THEN I GO AND THEN THE FIRST GUY -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS AN EARLY FLIGHT. 197 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,115 AND I GO TO ONE OF THOSE LITTLE BAGEL STORES WHERE THEY HAVE A A TABLE THAT'S A LIKE CIRCLE 198 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:15,221 LIKE THIS BIG, YOU KNOW. FITS ONE AND THERE'S NO CHAIRS BECAUSE 199 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:19,759 THEY WANT YOU TO BEAT IT SO, I HAVE A LITTLE BAGEL, I'M LIKE - 200 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:23,229 JUST GROSSLY EATING A BAGEL. AND THEN A GUY STANDS NEXT TO ME, AND SCOOCHES HIS BAGEL NEXT 201 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:27,634 TO MINE. LIKE, IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT TWO BARELY 202 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,671 AND I GO - AND HE GOES, "A LITTLE A.M. BAGEL IN THE MORNING. 203 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:36,476 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THE MOST CRAMMED IN TALK I GO, "YEAH. 204 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:42,282 HE GOES, "YEAH, I'M DOING A LITTLE BAGEL-AGE MYSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:46,853 AND THEN HE GOES, "BAGEL TIME USA," OR SOMETHING AND THEN I KIND OF STARTED 206 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:51,891 FADING OUT AND THEN HE GOES, "ALL RIGHT, BAGEL IT UP, DUDE. 207 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,395 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT WAS IT 208 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,664 AND I GO, "DID WE JUST TALK? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED." Jimmy: DOING A LITTLE 209 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,899 BAGEL-AGE. AND THEN I WENT TO THE SUNGLASS HUT -- AND THEN I'M 210 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,903 GONNA LET YOU TALK IN A SECOND [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, I WENT TO SUNGLASS HUT. 211 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:09,476 IS IT SUNGLASSES OR SUNGLASS Jimmy: I SAY SUNGLASS HUT YEAH, I SAY THAT. 212 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:14,414 AND BY THE WAY IT WAS BUMPING. AND THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE BUYING SUNGLASSES. 213 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,616 AND THEN I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING SO WELL, THEY 214 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,954 SHOULD HAVE A BUILDING NOW." FORGET THE HUT WE'RE MOVING OUT OF THAT 215 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,557 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO MORE HUT. TAKE A STEP ABOVE THE HUT. 216 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,961 GET A BUILDING. YOU KNOW, COMMIT [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,463 Jimmy: SUNGLASS HUT THAT'S NOT IN THE SPECIAL, DON'T WORRY. 218 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,501 [ LAUGHTER ] I GIVE YOU THE DUDS HERE BUT THE SPECIAL IS ALL THE 219 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:40,073 CREAM OF THE CROP. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BESIDES YOUR STANDUP 220 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:44,144 TOUR, YOU'RE ALSO DOING A VERY FUNNY PODCAST. OH, YEAH, WITH DANA 221 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,546 Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY DANA CARVEY. DANA CARVERY, GIVE HIM SOME 222 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:51,084 APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "FLY ON THE WALL." 223 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,187 IT'S CALLED "FLY ON THE WALL." AND HOW DID THE PODCAST COME ABOUT? 224 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,923 WELL, DANA AND I, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON THE SHOW. WE SORT OF OVERLAP -- WE DIDN'T 225 00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,427 OVERLAP WITH YOU HE WAS ON BEFORE ME, AND THEN WE OVERLAPPED AND WE WERE 226 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,496 BUDDIES. AND THEN WE LIVE NEAR EACH OTHER, AND THEN I TRY TO -- 227 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,866 DRAG HIM OUT TO DINNER SOMETIMES. WE HAVE A LOT OF LAUGHS. 228 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:11,571 HE'S SUPER FUNNY DUDE. WE TALK "SNL" STUFF. AND THEN LIKE, SOMEONE WE KNOW 229 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:15,475 FROM "SNL" WILL COME TO DINNER AND WE TALK ABOUT THIS I GO, "YOU HAVE TO DO A PODCAST 230 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,478 IN L.A IT'S SORT OF LIKE JURY DUTY. SO WE SAID, LET'S DO ONE, AND 231 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:25,251 THEN MAYBE WE'LL DO A SORT OF "SNL" SLANT TO IT BECAUSE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS ARE ON THERE. 232 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:30,056 SO, WE DID THAT. IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. WE ACTUALLY DID A LIVE ONE 233 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:34,194 WE DID A LIVE ONE IN AUSTIN -- IT'S SO FUNNY. IT'S 2,800 SEAT THEATER, AND 234 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:38,698 IT'S JUST THREE GUYS TALKING IT'S, LIKE, NOT RINGLING BROTHERS, YOU KNOW 235 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,800 SO I GET SCARED, BUT THE CROWD WAS SUPER INTO IT. AND THEN WE'RE DOING ONE IN 236 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:46,106 L.A. NEXT WEEK WITH SANDLER. HE'S GOING TO BE OUR GUEST Jimmy: OH, REALLY 237 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,609 IT'S ALL FUN. JUST GOOFING AROUND. Jimmy: I HEARD -- I KNOW 238 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,511 TINA WAS ON. TINA WAS ON Jimmy: BASICALLY EVERYONE 239 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,081 FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. MIKE MEYERS IS THIS WEEK. WE HAD TOM HANKS 240 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,916 Jimmy: YEAH, A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE EVERYONE -- YOU'RE -- I WANT 241 00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:01,421 YOU ON Jimmy: WHERE IS THAT INVITE NO, BUT IT'S JUST, RIGHT 242 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,156 NOW, IT'S A LITTLE TRICKY. Jimmy: RIGHT NOW YOU'RE BOOKED 243 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,792 NO, NO. I -- YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ON, BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE 244 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:12,565 SURE WE GOT AN HOUR OF STUFF [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO WORK MY 245 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,035 WAY UP YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 246 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,936 YOUR STANDUP SPECIAL "NOTHING PERSONAL." MORE WITH DAVID SPADE WHEN WE 247 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,240 COME BACK. OH, MORE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 248 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,578 * I PICKED A CARD AND THEN IT WAS EIGHT OF 249 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,881 SOMETHING ELSE I THINK EIGHT OF CLUBS AND HE SAID, "HERE, PUT IT IN 250 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,749 MY WALLET. I SAID, "OKAY, PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME. 251 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,418 AND THEN HE DID A MOVE AND HE WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING MAKE IT CHANGE INTO THE EIGHT OF 252 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,919 HEARTS." I WAS LIKE, "WHATEVER. SO I JUST OPENED THE WALLET. 253 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:36,856 IT'S NOT THERE I SAID, "THE CARD'S NOT THERE. YOU SUCK 254 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:55,375 NO." Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO OUR GOOD PAL, 255 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,478 DAVID SPADE RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YEAH. 256 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:02,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HE HAS A NEW COMEDY SPECIAL CALLED "NOTHING 257 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,819 PERSONAL." IT'S VERY -- IT'S HILARIOUS. YOU TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. 258 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:10,523 THIS IS YOUR GREATEST HITS YEAH, SOME OF IT, YEAH. I TALKED ABOUT, ONE OF THE 259 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:17,931 THINGS WAS CLICK BAIT BECAUSE I GOT CAUGHT INTO SOME CLICK BAIT ONCE WHERE SOMEONE PASSED OUT 260 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,868 AT ONE OF MY SHOWS, HAD A SEIZURE. AND THEN, YOU KNOW HOW THEY 261 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,705 SWITCH IT TO GET THE HEADLINE. IT'S LIKE, "DAVID SPADE STOPS SHOW BECAUSE OF SEIZURE. 262 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,042 SO, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S ME, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH 263 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,811 SO, PEOPLE GO, "OH! AND SO YOU CLICK ON IT BUT THE ONES THAT REALLY GET 264 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,247 YOU ARE SO OBVIOUS, AND I KNOW THEY ARE AND THEY JUST TAKE YOU DOWN 265 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:38,385 A WORM HOLE, BUT I CLICK THEM ANYWAY Jimmy: LIKE WHAT? 266 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,220 UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST READING ABOUT LIKE, "OH, CARDI B AND THE DRAFT IS COMING 267 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,723 UP." THEN IT GOES, "WHAT'S THE ONE VEGETABLE TOM BRADY REFUSES TO 268 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:49,095 EAT? AND I'M LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,931 THIS IS STUPID WHO CARES? AND THEN I'M LIKE, "IS IT 270 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,335 A COCONUT? [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN IT GETS IN MY HEAD AND 271 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,737 I CAN'T -- AND I START TO GO DOWN AND IT BOTHERS ME. 272 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,340 EVERYTHING IS BLURRY I GO, I GOT TO FIND OUT. SO, I CLICK ON IT, AND IT GOES, 273 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,844 "TOM BRADY WAS BORN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA." I GO, "UH-HUH. 274 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,114 Jimmy: OKAY "NEXT." "TOM BRADY STARTED PLAYING 275 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,751 FOOTBALL AT THE AGE OF SEVEN." I GO, "WHERE'S THE MOTHER [ BLEEP ] VEGETABLE THAT YOU 276 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:20,026 SWORE TO GOD YOU WOULD TALK TO ME ABOUT." AND THEN 55 CLICKS LATER, IT'S 277 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:25,031 A TOMATO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Jimmy: IT'S A TOMATO. THERE YOU GO 278 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,467 NOW WE KNOW. SPOILER ALERT I WAS WAY OFF. 279 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,103 BUT THEN THEY GET MEAN IT GOES, "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS '80s ACTRESS LOOKS 280 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:36,109 LIKE NOW." [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL SAVE YOU 48 CLICKS AND TWO 281 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:40,480 AND A HALF HOURS SHE LOOKS LIKE [ BLEEP ] Jimmy: OKAY 282 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,084 I GO, IT'S SO MEAN. I GO, SHE AGED 30 YEARS IN 30 YEARS 283 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:46,586 THAT WAS HER BIG CRIME Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE - 284 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,889 THEN IT GOES, "LOOK AT THIS LADY NOW." AND IT WAS ME. 285 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:55,328 [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S ME, AND I LOOK GOOD NOW. 286 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,964 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY?" [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,266 Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "NOTHING PERSONAL. IT'S ON NETFLIX. 288 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,602 YES [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT DO PEOPLE NEED 289 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,637 TO KNOW ABOUT THIS SPECIAL WHAT DO THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT 290 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:09,876 I DON'T KNOW IT'S AN HOUR LONG. AND IT'S MINDLESS STUPIDITY. 291 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,914 AND YOU'LL BE HUNGRY FOR COMEDY AN HOUR LATER. IT DOESN'T EVEN SINK IN. 292 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,317 IT'S NOTHING IMPORTANT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. IT'S NOT LIKE -- YOU WON'T WALK 293 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:22,655 AWAY LIKE THIS -- "I REALLY HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT NOW. Jimmy: YOU LEAVE GOING LIKE, 294 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,824 "I HAD A GOOD TIME I LAUGHED. YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT WAS DUMB, 295 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,794 YEAH." Jimmy: NO BUT IT'S A GOOD TIME KILLER 296 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,996 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. OH, WE HAVE A CLIP. 297 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,965 Jimmy: YEAH HERE'S DAVID SPADE IN "NOTHING PERSONAL." 298 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,366 HERE'S DAVID SPADE IN "NOTHING PERSONAL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 299 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,602 I SIT DOWN AND SOMETIMES IT'S SUCH A NICE RESTAURANT 300 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:40,707 THAT THE FISH IS MARKET PRICE. YOU EVER SEEN THAT THEY DON'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW 301 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,310 MUCH IT IS I THINK THE WAITER TRIES TO GUESS HOW RICH YOU ARE 302 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:52,085 BECAUSE I GO, "HOW MUCH IS THE TUNA?" HE GOES, "UM - 303 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:57,857 THE TUNA IS -- BAH, BAH, BAH - THE TUNA IS 70." I GO, "70 BUCKS? 304 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:02,495 HE GOES, "40, 40." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DAVID SPADE, 305 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,431 EVERYBODY. CHECK OUT HIS STANDUP SPECIAL "NOTHING PERSONAL" STREAMING 306 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,535 RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE CLEANEST JOKE WE 307 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,204 COULD USE. Jimmy: QUINTA BRUNSON JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK 308 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,140 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. YEAH, STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 309 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:31,624 * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO 310 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:37,197 CREATED AND STARS IN THE HIT ABC SHOW, "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON IS 311 00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:41,768 THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. PLEASE WELCOME QUINTA BRUNSON. 312 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:50,877 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:21:50,877 --> 00:22:02,255 * Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU 314 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,324 Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 315 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,059 Jimmy: IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU. I'M A BIG FAN. 316 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:10,330 I'M A BIG FAN Jimmy: WOW. I LOVE THIS. 317 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,400 HOW LONG ARE YOU IN NEW YORK FOR? I'M ONLY HERE UNTIL TONIGHT 318 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,670 I LEAVE RIGHT AFTER TONIGHT. Jimmy: OKAY RIGHT AFTER THIS. 319 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,305 Jimmy: HAVE YOU HAD FUN SAY HI TO MY PHILLY PEOPLE, THE ROOTS, HEY Y'ALL 320 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,676 Jimmy: YEP, YEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE HAD A GOOD TIME 321 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:25,745 I HAD TO COME DO A DISNEY EVENT YESTERDAY. Jimmy: YEAH 322 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,249 OR MONDAY I HAD TO DO A DISNEY EVENT WHERE YOU GO, LIKE, TELL PEOPLE 323 00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:32,519 WHAT YOUR SHOW'S ABOUT AND THEY GIVE YOU MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,587 YEAH Jimmy: YEAH AND THAT WAS FINE? 325 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:39,292 IT ALL WENT WELL EXCEPT FOR I RAN INTO THE EVER-ELUSIVE, EVER-TERRIFYING 326 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:43,663 DAVID BLAINE I ALMOST SAID DAVID SPADE BECAUSE I JUST SAW HIM, BUT 327 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:47,267 HE'S WONDERFUL NO, DAVID BLAINE DID MAGIC TO ME 328 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,437 HE DID MAGIC TO ME, Y'ALL! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU 329 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,972 MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DID MAGIC TO YOU 330 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,941 TO ME Jimmy: NO, NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 331 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,444 I MEAN, HE WALKED UP TO A A GROUP OF PEOPLE. DAVID BLAINE HAS AN EXCITING 332 00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:01,047 NEW SHOW COMING OUT, SO FREE PROMO FOR HIM, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:05,418 HE WAS TESTING THE MAGIC OUT, AND HE CAME UP TO ME AND I WAS TALKING TO A MAN FROM ESPN 334 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:09,789 AND HE ASKED, "YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK? MY CHRISTIAN BLACK SELF SAID 335 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:14,060 "NO -- [ LAUGHTER ] VERY QUICKLY 336 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,564 BUT THE MAN I WAS WITH SAID "YES," AND HE HEARD THAT "YES. THAT MAN HAD A BIG, DEEP VOICE, 337 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,633 HE WENT, "YEAH," SO IT WAS LIKE -- THAT'S WHAT HE HEARD Jimmy: YEAH 338 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,803 SO HE TAKES OUT THE CARD. HE HAS ME PUT MY HAND IN A A FIST 339 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,772 I'M SCARED OF HIM. I JUST WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,841 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING Jimmy: HE'S BEEN ON THE 341 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,143 SHOW, YEAH, HE'S - HE'S SCARY. I HEARD HE COUGHED UP FROGS OR 342 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,312 SOMETHING? Jimmy: HE THREW UP A FROG, YEAH, ON OUR SHOW, YEAH. 343 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:34,614 THAT'S SCARY. IT'S FUNNY AND -- BUT IT'S SCARY, SO -- 344 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,583 Jimmy: YEAH, QUESTLOVE PASSED OUT, YEAH DID HE? 345 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,651 Jimmy: YEAH, HE PASSED OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT SO HE - 346 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,154 OKAY, SO HE TELLS ME TO PUT MY HAND IN A FIST. Jimmy: UH-HUH 347 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:45,325 SO I PUT MY HAND IN A FIST, BUT THE OTHER HAND - HE SAYS, "HERE, PICK A CARD. 348 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:47,727 I PICK A CARD. HE SAID PICK -- YOU KNOW, WHATEVER 349 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:51,664 "WHAT'S THE CARD?" I SAY, "EIGHT OF DIAMONDS. AND HE SAID, "OH, OKAY 350 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,768 WELL THEN PICK EITHER EIGHT OR DIAMONDS." AND SO I PICKED AN EIGHT, AND 351 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:58,104 HE WAS LIKE, "OPEN YOUR OTHER HAND." THERE WAS AN EIGHT WRITTEN ON 352 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,174 MY HAND. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: NO, HE'S AMAZING 353 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,576 SO THAT'S IT THAT'S WHEN YOU LEAVE, RIGHT I ALMOST CLOSED THE FIST 354 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,546 BACK UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,715 Jimmy: YOU GO, "I'M GETTING OUT. THAT'S WHEN YOU THINK IT'S 356 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,583 OVER I SAID, "OKAY, THANK YOU, DAVID. 357 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:13,186 THANK YOU. BUT I WAS JUST THINKING LIKE, "DO A MAGIC TRICK. 358 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:18,558 SO, THEN I TWEETED ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE TO PRAY FOR ME AFTER THAT. 359 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,960 SO, I TWEETED -- [ LAUGHTER ] I DID. 360 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,230 I DON'T MESS WITH MAGIC, Y'ALL I WASN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH "HARRY POTTER. 361 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:28,301 I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE TEAM, THE MAGIC, PLAY. I DON'T -- 362 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,704 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU DID TWEET IT I DON'T 363 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:33,306 I'M NOT WATCHING IT. Jimmy: ORLANDO MAGIC, NO. YOU GO, "DAVID BLAINE JUST DID 364 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:37,243 MAGIC TO ME. THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE PRAY FOR ME FOR REAL. 365 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:48,955 JUST ROLLED UP ON ME AND MAGIC'ED ALL OVER THE PLACE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 366 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,690 I WANTED PRAYER AND PROTECTION Jimmy: YES. 367 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:54,627 I WANTED -- SO, I TWEET THAT I THINK EVERYTHING'S FINE. 368 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,697 Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE WINE I HAVE A GOOD TIME 369 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,200 Jimmy: SURE LATER ON IN THE NIGHT, DAVID BLAINE DOES HIS 370 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,370 PRESENTATION, BECAUSE HE HAS HIS NEW SHOW ON NAT GEO. AND AT THE END OF IT, HE'S 371 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:07,040 LIKE, "AND MY NEXT GUEST ACTUALLY TWEETED ABOUT ME TONIGHT. 372 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,477 AND I WAS LIKE, "NO! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "WE'RE DONE! 373 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:12,679 WE'RE DONE, MAN! WE'RE GOOD!" AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT 374 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,081 GETTING UP." AND HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S OKAY, I'LL COME OVER TO YOU. 375 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,584 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT HIS VOICE I'M MAKING HIM WAY MORE -- I 376 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:20,653 DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE THAT AT ALL 377 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,889 HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THAT AT ALL Jimmy: "I'M COMING OVER TO 378 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,591 YOU! THAT'S NOT DAVID BLAINE. HE'S VERY LIKE - 379 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,359 YEAH, HE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY LIKE - Jimmy: "I'LL COME OVER TO 380 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,861 YOU. YEAH, THAT IS WHAT HE'S LIKE - 381 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,497 THAT'S REALLY GOOD Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. SO HE GOES, "I'LL COME OVER 382 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:31,765 TO YOU!" AND THEN - [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:35,301 Jimmy: DAVID BLAINE COMES OVER, HE SITS NEXT TO ME, AND THEN HE SAYS, "IS THIS 384 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:38,905 YOUR WINE? CAN I HAVE A SIP?" IN MY HEAD, I'M SAYING, "NO, 385 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:41,641 COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN I COULDN'T SAY 386 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,943 ANYTHING BECAUSE I WAS SO SCARED AND I SAID, "PLEASE DON'T MAKE 387 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,980 ME DISAPPEAR." AND HE SAID, "I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN HAVE A SIP OF 388 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:50,383 YOUR WINE. AND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, AND HE BIT MY WINE GLASS AND CHEWED 389 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,954 IT AND ATE IT. [ AUDIENCE GROANS Jimmy: HE ATE THE GLASS 390 00:25:54,954 --> 00:26:00,427 HE ATE THE GLASS. Jimmy: HE ATE THE GLASS AND ATE IT 391 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:03,396 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE YOU SEE THIS? 392 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,032 THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES, IT IS 393 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,636 NO, IT'S NOT. SO THEN I'M SITTING THERE MINDING MY BUSINESS. 394 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:13,673 THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. AND THEN HE SAYS, "PICK A CARD." 395 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:16,176 I SAID, "I DID THAT ONCE LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE. SO I HAD TO DO IT, AND THEN I 396 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:20,647 PICKED A CARD. AND THEN IT WAS EIGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE 397 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:23,616 I THINK EIGHT OF CLUBS AND HE SAID, "HERE, PUT IT IN MY WALLET. 398 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,219 I SAID, "OKAY, PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME. AND THEN HE DID A MOVE AND HE 399 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:28,955 WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING MAKE IT CHANGE INTO THE EIGHT OF HEARTS." 400 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:32,125 I WAS LIKE, "WHATEVER. SO I JUST OPENED THE WALLET. IT'S NOT THERE 401 00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,227 I SAID, "THE CARD'S NOT THERE. YOU SUCK NO." 402 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:37,497 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN - Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, 403 00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:39,799 THIS STORY ISN'T IT RIDIC -- I PROMISE IT'S ENDING SOON 404 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,836 BUT THEN - Jimmy: NO, I LOVE IT. OH, BEFORE THAT, HE TOOK 405 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,805 A PICTURE OF THE CARD IN MY PHONE, YOU GUYS. MY PHONE, QUINTA BRUNSON'S 406 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:49,309 PHONE. TOOK A PICTURE, AND IT WAS THE EIGHT OF CLUBS AND HE PUT MY 407 00:26:49,309 --> 00:26:52,579 PHONE DOWN OPENS HIS WALLET, THE CARD'S NOT THERE. 408 00:26:52,579 --> 00:26:55,515 HE SAYS -- I SAID, "OH, YOU MESSED UP. HE SAID, "NO, I DIDN'T 409 00:26:55,515 --> 00:27:00,120 LOOK AT YOUR PHONE." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AGAIN, IF YOU CLOSE 410 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,089 YOUR EYES, IT'S LIKE DAVID BLAINE IS RIGHT HERE "LOOK AT YOUR PHONE! 411 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,692 I LOOK AT THE PICTURE IN MY PHONE. IT HAD CHANGED TO THE EIGHT OF 412 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:08,762 HEARTS AND THAT'S WHEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 413 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:12,465 NO, I DON'T MESS WITH HIM. SO, DAVID, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, DON'T PLAY WITH ME 414 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,035 DON'T, DON'T - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU 415 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:18,038 BECAUSE -- [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 416 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:21,541 WE GET IT. DAVID, WE LOVE YOU QUINTA, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 417 00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:24,611 "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." YES, YES. Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE SHOW 418 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,680 THANK YOU Jimmy: I HEARD ABOUT IT EVERYONE LOVES IT. 419 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,049 I GO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU 420 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:33,053 THANK YOU GUYS Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THE SHOW'S AUDIENCE HAS QUADRUPLED SINCE 421 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:36,423 THE PILOT FIRST AIRED. QUADRUPLED QUADRUPLED. 422 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:40,460 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS -- IT'S A MASSIVE HIT. AND I HEARD ABOUT THIS, AND 423 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,196 SOMEONE'S LIKE, "TRUST ME, YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH THIS." AND I GO, "I'LL CHECK IT OUT." 424 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:48,668 IT IS SO FUNNY IT'S JUST -- I HAVEN'T SEEN A REALLY KIND OF FUNNY, NEW 425 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,372 SITCOM IN YEARS. THANK YOU Jimmy: AND IT'S KIND OF LIKE 426 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:57,610 MOCKUMENTARY STYLE SET IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. AND IT'S FUNNY AND I MEAN -- 427 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:00,580 HOW DO YOU SET IT UP FOR PEOPLE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT IT'S FOR THE FAMILY, BY THE 428 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,549 WAY. EVERYONE - YES 429 00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:06,152 TO SET IT UP, IT IS A SHOW ABOUT A GROUP OF SCHOOLTEACHERS IN PHILADELPHIA. 430 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:09,422 IT WAS INSPIRED BY MY MOM WHO WAS A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IN PHILADELPHIA 431 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,825 SHE WAS MY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER. AND THEN I WENT TO THE SCHOOL 432 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:15,862 WHERE SHE TAUGHT FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, AND SO I JUST GOT TO SEE A LOT OF BEHIND THE 433 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:19,933 SCENES, WHICH KIND OF INSPIRED THE MOCKUMENTARY STYLE, JUST BEING BEHIND THE SCENES. 434 00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:23,203 AND IT'S ABOUT TEACHERS WHO DO THEIR VERY BEST IN A A PHILADELPHIA PUBLIC SCHOOL, 435 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:28,775 WHICH IS VERY FUNNY, AND - Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT -- INSPIRING AND INTERESTING 436 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,711 AND MAKES YOU THINK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE STATE OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN AMERICA 437 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,813 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT I LOVE IT. IT'S A GREAT SHOW. 438 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DO A GREAT JOB THANK YOU 439 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:38,718 Jimmy: YOU'RE SO FUNNY, THE WRITERS, GREAT JOB THEY'RE SO GREAT. 440 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,587 Jimmy: EVERYBODY. ACTORS EVERYONE'S GOOD. 441 00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:43,089 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S QUINTA BRUNSON IN "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." 442 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,691 HERE'S QUINTA BRUNSON IN "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY." TAKE A LOOK. 443 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:47,794 YOU? YEAH, HE JUST MOVED IN LAST 444 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:50,764 MONTH. AND THAT'S GOING WELL YEP, HE'S SO GREAT. 445 00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:56,202 SO, HE KNEW YOU AND WAS LIKE, "MORE! WELL, I THINK HE SOUNDS LIKE 446 00:28:56,202 --> 00:29:00,140 A REALLY NEAT GUY, RIGHT OH, SURE. YEAH. 447 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,643 HEY, THERE'S MY GUY BLACK IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED 448 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:07,580 ZACH YOU MUST BE AVA. YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT. 449 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,216 I SEE YOU. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT WE ALWAYS LOOK AT YOU LIKE 450 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:13,019 THIS IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, ZACH 451 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:17,190 WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY PIZZA CRUST QUEEN. WE WENT OUT TO EAT LAST WEEK 452 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:21,695 AND I ATE ALL HIS PIZZA CRUST. I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE FOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:29:21,695 --> 00:29:25,632 Jimmy: IT'S FAST. IT'S FUNNY QUINTA BRUNSON 454 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:29,669 CHECK OUT THE FIRST SEASON OF "ABBOTT ELEMENTARY" STREAMING NOW ON HULU. 455 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:32,272 COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WILL. 456 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,908 Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHEF DANIEL HUMM. STICK AROUND 457 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:55,228 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 458 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:59,299 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE CHEF AND OWNER OF ELEVEN MADISON PARK, WHICH HAS THREE 459 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:04,304 MICHELIN STARS, AND IT IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST RESTAURANTS IN THE WORLD 460 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:08,908 HE JUST LAUNCHED ELEVEN MADISON HOME, A WEEKLY PLANT-BASED MEAL SUBSCRIPTION 461 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:13,146 SUBSCRIPTION EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME CHEF DANIEL HUMM. 462 00:30:15,615 --> 00:30:22,355 * 463 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:29,562 * Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHEF 464 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,166 I ALWAYS FORGET HOW TALL YOU ARE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 465 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,236 YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW MANY TIMES. YOU'VE COOKED FOR US 466 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:39,839 WE'VE DONE GAMES DO YOU REMEMBER THE ONE WHERE I WAS UPSIDE-DOWN? 467 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,443 I STILL REMEMBER. Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TASTE 468 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:46,613 FOOD DIFFERENTLY IF YOU WERE UPSIDE-DOWN AND IT TASTES THE SAME 469 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:51,985 YEAH -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE FANS OF YOU AND 470 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:56,456 ELEVEN MADISON PARK AND ALL THESE RESTAURANTS HAVE CLOSED AT THE START OF THE PANDEMIC, 471 00:30:56,456 --> 00:31:01,695 AND THEN YOU REOPENED LAST SUMMER AND YOU JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 472 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:06,199 IT'S ALL PLANT-BASED YOU CHANGED THE -- I MEAN, YOU WON AWARDS 473 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,702 YOU WERE THE BEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT RISK 474 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:14,941 AND WHAT HAPPENED? YOU KNOW, WHEN I STARTED THE CAREER, I WENT AT IT WITH AN 475 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:20,613 ATHLETE'S MENTALITY, AND I WANTED TO WORK FOR THE BEST. I WANTED TO BE THE BEST. 476 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:27,087 I WANTED TO REACH EVERY ACCOLADE THAT WAS OUT THERE. AND AS YOU SAID, IN 2017, WE 477 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:32,959 BECAME THE BEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD. AND SHORTLY THEREAFTER THE 478 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:43,903 PANDEMIC HIT, AND IT WAS DEVASTATING FOR OUR INDUSTRY AND IT GAVE US TIME TO SIT BACK 479 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:50,677 AND RETHINK EVERYTHING AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT MOUNTAIN TOP THAT I CLIMBED FOR 480 00:31:50,677 --> 00:32:04,124 SO MANY YEARS AND HOW BROKEN SO MANY OF THOSE SYSTEMS WERE AND ALSO HOW EMPTY I FELT AND THAT 481 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:10,063 THERE IS MUCH MORE TO DO THAN ACCOLADES. DURING THE PANDEMIC, NOT 482 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:14,834 KNOWING IF THERE WAS GOING TO BE A FUTURE OF ELEVEN MADISON PARK, I TURNED THE RESTAURANT 483 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:20,306 INTO A COMMUNITY KITCHEN AND WE COOKED OVER A MILLION MEALS FOR FOOD INSECURE 484 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,577 NEW YORKERS. Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 485 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:32,752 AMAZING, BUDDY AND AS GOOD AS THAT WAS, OF COURSE, IT REALLY FILLED MY 486 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:38,892 TANK IT WAS REALLY SATISFYING, AND I RECONNECTED WITH FOOD IN A WAY 487 00:32:38,892 --> 00:32:43,596 I WASN'T CONNECTED TO IN A VERY LONG TIME. AND I REALIZED THAT FOOD CAN 488 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:48,735 MAKE CHANGE AND THAT FOOD IS MY LANGUAGE SO WHEN IT WAS TIME TO REOPEN 489 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:55,608 THE RESTAURANT, FOR ME, IT WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT THE FUTURE WAS PLANT-BASED AND THAT THE 490 00:32:55,608 --> 00:33:02,048 WORLD DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER PREPARATION OF BUTTER POACHED LOBSTER OR CRISPY SKINNED DUCK 491 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:07,187 WE NEEDED TO USE OUR CREATIVITY TO MAKE THAT FUTURE MORE DELICIOUS, MORE BEAUTIFUL, MORE 492 00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:10,490 MEANINGFUL Jimmy: SO, YOU CREATED ELEVEN MADISON HOME -- 493 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:14,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE. THIS IS THE BOX. 494 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:18,565 THIS IS THE BOX YOU GET. AND RIGHT NOW IT'S IN NEW YORK CITY, RIGHT 495 00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:22,168 BUT IF YOU GO TO ELEVENMADISONHOME.COM, YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS -- WHAT IS YOUR 496 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:27,307 MISSION WITH THIS? YOU KNOW, SO MANY OF OUR GUESTS NOW LEAVING THE 497 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:33,113 RESTAURANT ARE TELLING ME, "OH, IF PLANT-BASED COULD BE LIKE THIS, I WOULD EAT PLANT-BASED 498 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:42,088 ALL THE TIME." AND SO, THE IDEA OF THIS IS -- AND IT'S NOT A NEW IDEA, BUT IT 499 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:47,427 IS MUCH MORE URGENT THAN IT HAS BEEN AND SO THE MISSION IS TO EAT 500 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:52,999 PLANT-BASED ONE DAY A WEEK WE CAN ALL MAKE A CHANGE, ONE DAY A WEEK, AND IT WILL MAKE A 501 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:57,704 A HUGE CHANGE ON THE PLANET. Jimmy: YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME ONE OF THE FIRST 502 00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:02,075 BOXES. EARLY ON I HAD COVID AND I DIDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE, LIKE 503 00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:06,346 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. I WAS BY MYSELF. I SAID "HEY BUD, IF YOU HAVE 504 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:10,583 ANY SPARE FOOD, I'M HERE I'M BY MYSELF. AND YOU GO, "WELL, I'M ACTUALLY 505 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:14,654 DOING THIS THING." AND YOU SENT ME THIS BOX AND IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING. 506 00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:18,458 I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GET THE BOX YOU OPEN THE BOX, AND IT IS 507 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:23,263 JUST -- JUST LIKE THIS WE DIDN'T JUST DO THIS FOR TV. IT LOOKS THIS BEAUTIFUL. 508 00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:27,067 LIKE THAT. AND THIS IS A FULL DAY, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, 509 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:32,772 SNACKS, OF THE MOST AMAZING FOOD AND A NICE, BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN -- YOU HAVE A STORY 510 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:37,377 ABOUT THE FOOD, WHERE IT COMES FROM, THE FARMS, HOW YOU CAN MAKE IT IF THERE ARE THINGS TO 511 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:40,547 MAKE SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST STUFF YOU EAT OUT OF THE JAR 512 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:45,151 IT'S MEANT TO BE REALLY SUPER SIMPLE IT'S MEANT TO TELL A STORY AS 513 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:48,755 WELL, LIKE THE RESTAURANT DOES Jimmy: THE FRESHEST CARROTS -- 514 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:53,560 OATS AND CARROTS. WE ALSO HAVE PRODUCTS IN HERE OF OTHER PEOPLE THAT WE LOVE 515 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:58,098 WHO ARE DOING GREAT THINGS IN THE PLANT SPACE. AND SO - 516 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:01,201 Jimmy: AND WHEN YOU BUY THIS, ALSO, YOU GIVE BACK AS WELL, RIGHT? 517 00:35:01,201 --> 00:35:07,874 SO, FOR US, IT WAS CLEAR THAT AFTER THE PANDEMIC, I WANTED TO CREATE THIS CIRCULAR 518 00:35:07,874 --> 00:35:15,415 ECOSYSTEM OF -- AT ELEVEN MADISON PARK EVERY DINER MAKES FIVE MEALS 519 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:19,786 FOR PEOPLE IN NEED WITH EVERY RESERVATION. AND SO, IT WAS CLEAR THAT WITH 520 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:24,157 EVERY BUSINESS GOING FORWARD, THAT HAS TO BE BUILT INTO THE BUSINESS 521 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:26,559 AND SO IT IS WITH THIS BOX AS WELL Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU'RE 522 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:32,265 GIVING BACK AS WELL. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT A A RISK, WHAT A GAMBLE THIS IS, 523 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:36,302 BUT WHAT A GREAT THING YOU'RE DOING, AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE PROPS IN THE WORLD 524 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,872 YOU'RE BRILLIANT YOU'RE A GENIUS. NOT REALLY, BUT APPRECIATE 525 00:35:38,872 --> 00:35:41,074 IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU ON 526 00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:44,511 DANIEL HUMM. CHEF DANIEL HUMM TO SIGN UP FOR ELEVEN MADISON 527 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:48,214 HOME, GO TO ELEVENMADISONHOME.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 528 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:53,586 A PERFORMANCE FROM LUCKY DAYE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 529 00:35:53,586 --> 00:36:13,873 * Jimmy: PERFORMING "OVER" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM 530 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:17,544 FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "CANDY DRIP," GIVE IT UP FOR LUCKY DAYE 531 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 532 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:31,558 * * OH OOH OH OOH O OH OOH 533 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:37,797 OVER AND OVER AND OVER * * OH OOH OH OH OH OH OOH OHH OHH * 534 00:36:37,797 --> 00:36:50,477 * * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 535 00:36:50,477 --> 00:37:11,464 LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * * EVERY TIME WE LINK UP 536 00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:15,402 IT'S ONLY US THERE WE'RE THINKIN' WILL WE GET THERE * 537 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:21,841 * IS IT WRONG IS IT RIGHT YOU KNOW THAT I MISS YOU BUT I BE GETTIN' 538 00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:25,445 MIXED SIGNALS * * WHY YOU SLOW DOWN DON'T STOP 539 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:31,484 THIS GREEN LIGHT * * NOW YOU CALLIN' ME SPECIA WHEN YOU KNO 540 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:34,754 I CAN'T HAVE YOU * * WHEN I'M ON TO THE NEXT ONE * 541 00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:39,225 OH NOW YOU WAN GET AGGRESSIVE * * OH WHAT DO YOU MEAN 542 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:43,730 YOU KEEP ON MAKIN' BELIEVE NIGHTMARES TURNE INTO A DREAM * 543 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:48,735 * IF YOU'RE SO TOXIC TO M WHAT AM I FIENDIN' * * 'CAUSE I THOUGH 544 00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:52,339 IT WAS OVE GOT ME THINKIN MY FEELINGS OVER * 545 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:57,077 * YOU KEEP DOIN' IT OVER AND OVE YOU KEEP CALLIN' ME BACK * 546 00:37:57,077 --> 00:38:00,647 * I'M JUST TRYNA GET CLOSUR BUT YOU PULLIN' ME CLOSER AND CLOSER * 547 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:04,017 * PHONE RINGIN' LIK OVER AND OVE 'CAUSE YOU KEE 548 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:13,226 CALLIN' ME BACK * * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA L 549 00:38:13,226 --> 00:38:18,798 WHY YOU KEEP CALLIN' ME BACK * * LA LA LA LA L 550 00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:26,039 BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER * LOVE ME THEN YOU SWITCH U 551 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:33,780 I'D RATHER WE NEVER PICK U BUT CAN WE SLIP UP AND MIX UP SOMETIMES * 552 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:37,384 * YOU SAY IT DON'T MEAN I JUST WANT IT WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT * 553 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:43,723 * AM I CRAZY FOR WAITIN I MIGHT SLIDE * * NOW YOU CALLIN' ME SPECIA 554 00:38:43,723 --> 00:38:47,460 WHEN YOU KNO I CAN'T HAVE YOU * * WHEN I'M ON 555 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:50,830 TO THE NEXT ON OH NOW YOU WAN GET AGGRESSIVE * 556 00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:56,069 * OH WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KEEP ON MAKIN' BELIEVE NIGHTMARES TURNE 557 00:38:56,069 --> 00:39:01,775 INTO A DREAM * * IF YOU'RE SO TOXIC TO M WHAT AM I FIENDIN' * 558 00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:04,611 * 'CAUSE I THOUGH IT WAS OVE GOT ME THINKIN 559 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:08,648 MY FEELINGS OVER * * YOU KEEP DOIN' IT OVER AND OVE 560 00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:13,687 YOU KEEP CALLIN' ME BACK * * I'M JUST TRYNA GET CLOSUR BUT YOU PULLIN' ME 561 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:16,856 CLOSER AND CLOSER * * PHONE RINGIN' LIK OVER AND OVE 562 00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:26,800 CAUSE YOU KEEP CALLIN' ME BACK * * LA LA LA LA LA LA 563 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:31,171 LA LA LA LA LA L WHY YOU KEEP CALLIN' ME BACK * 564 00:39:31,171 --> 00:39:38,178 * LA LA LA LA LA LA BACK O OVER AND OVER AND OVER * 565 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:40,480 * NOW YOU WALKIN' ON A THIN LINE WE BEEN THROUGH IT 566 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,083 LIKE TEN TIMES * * I'MA PUT YOU IN LIN YEAH I HAD YOU 567 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,919 ON AN INCLINE * * NOW I DON'T EVE WANT TO REPL 568 00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:51,491 I'MA HAVE TO DECLINE * * YEAH YOU SHOW M I DON'T WANT TO REWIND 569 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:55,662 YEAH * * KNOW YOU A TE BUT THAT ATTITUD 570 00:39:55,662 --> 00:40:04,304 AIN'T FINE * * * KNOW YOU A TE 571 00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:09,309 BUT THAT ATTITUD AIN'T FINE HEY * 572 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:20,153 * * OVER AND OVER AND OVER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 573 00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:24,524 Jimmy: LUCKY DAYE, "CANDY DRIP" IS OUT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 574 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:28,228 MY THANKS TO DAVID SPADE, QUINTA BRUNSON, CHEF DANIEL HUMM, LUCKY DAYE ONCE 575 00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:31,297 AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 576 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:34,567 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 577 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:37,971 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE