1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,947 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:21,921 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,191 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ICE-T, 4 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,262 BETTY GILPIN MUSICAL GUEST PUSHA T. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:35,635 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1637 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:39,272 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:41,608 --> 00:01:00,393 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,664 Jimmy: AH, WELCOME EVERYBODY! THANK YOU! 10 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:08,702 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE! 11 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,071 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,306 THANK YOU. THAT -- THAT APPLAUSE LASTED LONGER THAN CNN PLUS 13 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:18,645 Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 14 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,313 IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE STREAMING SERVICE CNN PLUS IS 15 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:27,087 SHUTTING DOWN JUST 32 DAYS AFTER IT LAUNCHED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,822 THAT'S RIGHT, CNN PLUS IS GONE, WHICH MEANS IN SIX MONTHS, IT'LL BE TURNED INTO SPIRIT 17 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:35,228 HALLOWEEN PLUS [ LAUGHTER ] 32 DAYS, OH, MY -- 18 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:39,632 I'VE HAD AVOCADOS THAT LAST LONGER THAN THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:41,334 YEAH, IT WAS DOING SO BADLY, ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS CALL THEIR ONE SUBSCRIBER, LIKE, 20 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:48,842 "HEY, DOUG, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,577 YOU COULD TELL THIS WAS ON THE HORIZON THOUGH WHEN CNN HAD A CNN COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO THE 22 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:54,948 END OF CNN PLUS. IT WAS VERY INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:00,520 WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, OR WHAT WE THINK MIGHT BE NEWS DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 24 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,288 PIERS MORGAN INTERVIEWED FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND HE RELEASED A PROMO THAT SHOWS 25 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:08,194 TRUMP STORMING OUT AFTER REFUSING TO ADMIT THAT HE LOST THE ELECTION 26 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:11,664 BUT NOW TRUMP IS CLAIMING HE NEVER STORMED OUT, AND THAT PIERS MORGAN ACTUALLY DOCTORED 27 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:17,937 THE FOOTAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, I REALLY 28 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,873 DON'T SEE HIM STORMING ANYWHERE I JUST - 29 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:23,076 [ LAUGHTER ] UH, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CLIP, HERE -- HERE IT IS 30 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:23,076 UH, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CLIP, HERE -- HERE IT IS 31 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,082 OF THE YEAR. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE REAL 32 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,352 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER LET'S FINISH UP THE INTERVIEW. MORGAN VERSUS TRUMP 33 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:41,961 TURN THE CAMERA OFF VERY DISHONEST [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,830 Jimmy: MY ONLY QUESTION IS, HAS -- HAS TRUMP BEEN LIVING AT MAR-A-LAGO, OR UNDER A HEAT 35 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:49,502 LAMP AT GOLDEN CORRAL? [ LAUGHTER ] I -- I WAS WONDERING 36 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,905 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WAS WONDERING THAT HE'S DONE! 37 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:55,508 Steve: NICE Jimmy: FLIP HIM OVER! Steve: TEXAS TOAST. 38 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,279 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SPEAKING OF CRAZY THINGS ON TV, LAST NIGHT WAS A 39 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,847 A NEW EPISODE OF "THE MASKED SINGER," AND THE JACK-IN-THE-BOX WAS REVEALED TO 40 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:10,790 BE RUDY GIULIANI WATCH THIS 41 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:18,798 FORMER ASSOCIATE ATTORNEY GENERAL -- OH, MY GOD. 42 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,201 FORMER MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, RUDY GIULIANI * I'M HERE 43 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:28,975 TO TELL YOU HONE THAT I'M BAD TO THE BONE * 44 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,944 GET THAT BONE, COME ON! * BAD TO THE BONE BAD REAL BAD 45 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,748 VERY BAD * [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY 46 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,484 TAKES TALENT NOT TO HIT ANY NOTES. I THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY -- 47 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:40,653 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER SEEING THAT, THE CDC REINSTATED THE MASK MANDATE. 48 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:46,359 THEY'RE LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] "PUT THE MASK BACK ON NOW. 49 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:52,699 NOW WE'RE PUTTING THE MASK BACK ON." THAT'S RIGHT 50 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:57,704 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "JUST PUT IT -- FOR ALL OF US. WELL, THIS IS NUTS 51 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,406 LAST NIGHT, THE ARMY -- THE ARMY DROPPED PARACHUTISTS INTO THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS 52 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,307 BASEBALL STADIUM, BUT THE FAA FORGOT TO TELL THE CAPITOL IT WAS HAPPENING, SO THEY THOUGHT 53 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:08,848 THE PLANE WAS A THREAT AND EVACUATED THE CAPITOL. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:15,955 COME ON, YOU CAN'T SNEAK UP ON THE CAPITOL LIKE THAT! [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,924 THAT'S LIKE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK 56 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:21,661 IT'S LIKE, "HEY! CAN'T DO THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,530 THANKFULLY, EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL NANCY PELOSI GOT BACK AND WAS LIKE, "DAMN IT, WHO THE 58 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,900 HELL TOOK MY PODIUM AGAIN? ALL RIGHT, COME ON NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY." 59 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:32,072 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, GET THIS APPARENTLY A SOURCE CLOSE TO 60 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:38,912 BERNIE SANDERS SAID THAT HE MIGHT RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024 IF JOE BIDEN DOESN'T. 61 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:42,982 SO I GUESS THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET IN 2024 IS BETWEEN THE MUPPETS IN THE BALCONY 62 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:49,956 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "STATLER 2024! HEY, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS 63 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,158 TODAY IS QUEEN ELIZABETH'S 96th BIRTHDAY. HEY! 64 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:59,833 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND TO CELEBRATE, THE ROYAL 65 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,435 FAMILY POSTED A BRAND-NEW PHOTO OF HER THIS IS REAL 66 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,038 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:09,209 WOW, THE NEW "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF LOOKS GREAT. I THINK IT'S - 68 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:13,480 [ LAUGHTER ] WHO KNOWS? I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S GOT TO 69 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,850 STOP FEEDING THE CORGIS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I THINK -- 70 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,785 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE SHE'S STARRING IN A A BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL 71 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:23,289 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE QUEEN TURNED 96 TODAY, AND WE WANTED TO WISH 72 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:26,059 HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO - 73 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,129 [ DRUMROLL ] PLEASE WELCOME THE WAIT STAFF FROM THE TIMES SQUARE 74 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:35,435 APPLEBEE'S COME ON OUT, GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,203 * APPLEBEE'S IS FUN IT'S TRU APPLEBEE'S IS FU 76 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,472 IT'S TRUE * * ESPECIALLY WHEN WE SING FOR YO 77 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,675 ESPECIALLY WHE WE SING FOR YOU * * GOOD NEWS I 78 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,843 WE SING FOR FREE GOOD NEWS IS WE SING FOR FREE * 79 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,945 * BAD NEWS IS WE SING OFF KE BAD NEWS I 80 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,114 WE SING OFF KEY * * SOUND OFF HAPP 81 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,983 SOUND OF BIRTHDAY * * HAPPY BIRTHDA 82 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,152 TO YOU * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,354 Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GUYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, EVERYBODY 84 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:59,592 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THAT WAS GOOD. NOT BAD. 85 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:04,431 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE REAL -- Steve: AW, SUCH A THRILL. 86 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,266 Jimmy: TIMES SQUARE APPLEBEE'S, GO GET THEIR AUTOGRAPH TONIGHT, YEAH. 87 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:13,907 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 88 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,775 IN FLORIDA, A BRIDE AND WEDDING CATERER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY LACING THE LASAGNA AT 89 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:21,147 HER WEDDING WITH CANNABIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T CLAP FOR THAT. 90 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:25,952 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE 91 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,221 SUSPICIOUS AFTER WATCHING THE BRIDE AND GROOM FEED EACH OTHER THE ENTIRE WEDDING CAKE. 92 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:37,964 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DEFINITELY EXPLAINS WHY THE FATHER/DAUGHTER DANCE WAS 93 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:43,103 TO A FOUR-HOUR GRATEFUL DEAD BOOTLEG. [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,171 MEANWHILE, I HEARD ABOUT A MAN IN NORTH CAROLINA WHO ROBBED A A DOLLAR STORE, REGRETTED IT, 95 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:49,976 AND THEN RETURNED ALL THE CASH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, APPARENTLY THE GUY LOOKED 96 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,612 AROUND THE STORE AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU GUYS NEED THIS MORE THAN I DO. 97 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:58,518 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A 21-YEAR-OLD CHIHUAHUA HAS OFFICIALLY 98 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:03,890 CLAIMED THE TITLE OF THE WORLD'S OLDEST DOG [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 99 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:07,060 THE DOG IS SO OLD HE FETCHES THE TENNIS BALL, AND THEN PUTS IT ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS WALKER 100 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,562 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. 101 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:12,399 ICE-T IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ICE-T! 102 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,802 THAT'S MY DUDE BETTY GILPIN IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,771 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC. HIS NEW ALBUM'S OUT TOMORROW NIGHT. 104 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,173 PUSHA T IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 105 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,109 BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:31,084 * Jimmy: @CHEFDISNEY. SHE SAYS, "CAPTAIN SLOTH 107 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:35,455 HE'LL GET TO IT WHEN HE GETS TO IT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,423 IT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GIVE HIM TIME. 109 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:59,679 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS ON "LAW & ORDER: SVU," 110 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,917 WHICH RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES APRIL 28th RIGHT HERE ON NBC THE ONE AND ONLY ICE-T IS HERE 111 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:10,724 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE OF OUR FAVORITE GUESTS 112 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,226 Steve: LOVELY MAN Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW SERIES "GASLIT," 113 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,062 WHICH PREMIERES SUNDAY ON STARZ. BETTY GILPIN IS HERE, COMING 114 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:21,434 BACK TO THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND AS I SAID, WE'VE GOT GREAT 115 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:28,742 MUSIC FROM -- PUSHA T IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PUSHA T. 116 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:33,780 "IT'S ALMOST DRY" IS THE ALBUM, AND I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS GOING TO BE A GIANT, GIANT, 117 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,849 GIANT RECORD GET READY FOR THAT IT'S AWESOME 118 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,084 GUYS, RIGHT NOW IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 119 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:38,118 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 120 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,088 * * HASHTAG 121 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:50,263 HASHTAGS * * Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING 122 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:56,403 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 123 00:08:56,403 --> 00:09:00,874 SO, SINCE THE NEW TRAILER FOR "THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER" CAME OUT THIS WEEK -- I CAN'T WAIT. 124 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,743 IT LOOKS AWESOME I SENT OUT THE HASTAG #REJECTEDSUPERHEROES 125 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:09,516 AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE SOME OF YOUR FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR A BAD SUPERHERO NAME 126 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,352 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 127 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,188 [ APPLAUSE ] NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE REJECTED 128 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:19,125 SUPERHEROES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM @MELLOTRON42 129 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,227 Steve: OOH. Jimmy: WHAT IS A MELLOTRON, JAMES? 130 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:25,465 JAMES, THAT'S MORE LIKE -- [ IMITATING INSTRUMENT ] DO YOU HAVE MELLOTRON? 131 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:31,371 * Steve: OOH, BEATLES * IT'S BEATLE-Y 132 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:36,076 IT'S BEATLES AND IT'S JOHN * * AND IT'S PAUL 133 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,479 AND RING AND OF COURS IT'S GEORGE TOO * 134 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,849 * ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A MELLOTRON 135 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:49,189 [ APPLAUSE ] I LIKE THAT SOUND. ALL RIGHT, SO MELLOTRON42, 136 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:53,126 THESE ARE HIS BAD SUPERHERO NAMES. HE SAYS, "SUPERMAN BUN." 137 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,096 OH, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, BOY. 138 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,699 Jimmy: YOU MIND IF I CRASH AT YOUR PLACE FOR A WEEK Steve: WAIT, THAT'S YOUR 139 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,002 SUPER POWER? Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @GHOST7. 140 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,070 THEY SAY "THE WORDLER. OH, THERE YOU GO, YEAH, INTERESTING. 141 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:08,441 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: SPOIL IT FOR YOU Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 142 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:15,882 @GOLOBADAM HE SAYS, "CRYPTO-MAN HE'S THE MOST POWERFUL 143 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,485 SUPERHERO IN THE -- OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND, NOT NOW. WAIT, HE IS AGAIN! 144 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:25,191 NO, MY BAD, NOT NOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM 145 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:33,366 @RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS "THE DAD JOKER." OH, THERE YOU GO, YEAH 146 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,636 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT SHOULD BE A CHARACTER I LIKE THAT ONE. 147 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,939 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ARE THERE ANY GOOD DAD JOKES HAVE YOU HEARD ANY 148 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,008 Steve: LATELY Jimmy: YEAH OR OLD ONES? 149 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,611 YOU GOT ANY GOOD ONES? Steve: OH, MY GOD I'VE GOT SO MANY, I CAN'T EVEN 150 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:49,549 REMEMBER ONE Jimmy: I KNOW, I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A GOOD DAD JOKE THAT I 151 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,052 HEARD. NO, I TOLD THAT ALREADY ON THE SHOW 152 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,587 Steve: WAS IT DIRTY Jimmy: NO Steve: WAS IT FILTHY? 153 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,624 Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UH - 154 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:01,227 Steve: COME ON! ONE. Jimmy: I'M ON A SEAFOOD 155 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:10,970 DIET Steve: WHAT'S THAT? Jimmy: FISH, YOU KNOW, 156 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:14,474 SALMON [ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] 157 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,976 TURN IT -- LITTLE TWIST. TURNING IT ON ITS HEAD YEAH, EXACTLY. 158 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:21,147 Steve: I EXPECTED YOU TO SAY, "I SEE FOOD, I EAT IT." Jimmy: THIS IS FROM 159 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:25,385 @BRIGGREENE. HE SAYS "THE MANSCAPED CRUSADER." 160 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,788 OH, INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS FROM @CHEFDISNEY 161 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,424 Steve: OOH. Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD NAME YOU CAN GET THAT 162 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,827 Steve: CHEF DISNEY? Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING, RIGHT? Steve: YOU THINK HE WORKS AT 163 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,863 DISNEY Jimmy: I DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,398 Steve: DO YOU THINK HE'S A CHEF Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- CHEF 165 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,368 DISNEY IS SUCH A -- I MEAN, YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE TAKEN UP Steve: YEAH 166 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,105 Jimmy: BY THE CHEF FROM DISNEY Steve: YEAH 167 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,273 Jimmy: MAYBE SHE IS THE CHEF AT DISNEY. I HAVE NO IDEA 168 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,776 I DON'T THINK SO Steve: BUT THERE'S NO NUMBER AFTER IT 169 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,480 Jimmy: NO, YOU'D THINK IT'D BE -- WHAT, LIKE - Steve: LIKE CHEF DISNEY 170 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,248 FIVE - Jimmy: HUNDRED, YEAH, YEAH, NO 171 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,417 THE ONLY -- LIKE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL CHEF DISNEY Steve: WOW. 172 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:03,223 OOH LA LA. Jimmy: MAKING - MAKING -- BE OUR GUEST 173 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,692 I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] AND MAKING MICKEY MOUSE 174 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:09,129 PANCAKES FOR OVER 50 YEARS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHEF DISNEY. 175 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,198 SHE SAYS "CAPTAIN SLOTH. HE'LL GET TO IT WHEN HE GETS TO IT." 176 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:18,104 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LIKE, ANY TIME GUY'S ON HIS WAY 177 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,608 HE'LL FIGHT CRIME. THIS ONE'S FROM @JEREMYIZZY1 HE SAYS "THE HOT FLASH." 178 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:27,647 OH, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] JEREMY IZZY HAD TO PUT A ONE 179 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:32,318 AFTER IT Steve: YEAH, SEE? THERE'S -- 180 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,621 Jimmy: BECAUSE THERE'S ALREADY ONE BEFORE JEREMY IZZY Steve: NO CHEF DISNEY, MAN. 181 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,090 Jimmy: NO, CHEF DISNEY. HE NAILED IT Steve: I MIGHT GO DO, LIKE, 182 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,325 @CHEFDISNEY2 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'D PROBABLY GET A 183 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,728 A LOT OF FOLLOWERS Steve: YEAH, I'LL PRETEND I'M CHEF DISNEY. 184 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,998 THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THIS PERSON IS A CHEF AT DISNEY 185 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,167 Steve: REALLY Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU'D -- 186 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,236 Steve: YOU THINK DISNEY WOULD GO, "DON'T." Jimmy: YEAH 187 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,238 I THINK DISNEY WOULD SAY NO AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY ALSO, AS THE CHEF FROM DISNEY, YOU WOULD 188 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,275 PROBABLY BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT ENOUGH GOING ON." Steve: YEAH 189 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,110 I'M BUSY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BRING 190 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,112 MY WORK -- YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO BRING MY WORK TO MY - Steve: I COOK FOR ABOUT A 191 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:04,050 A MILLION PEOPLE A DAY Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO GO ON TWITTER AND 192 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,519 JUST, LIKE, SAY WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT SOMETHING OR -- Steve: COMPLAIN ABOUT GOOFY 193 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,621 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE CHEF DISNEY, 194 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,057 IT'LL GET TRACED BACK TO YOU YOU GET BUSTED - Steve: THEY'LL GO, "HEY, DID 195 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,426 YOU SAY THIS ABOUT GOOFY?" "YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 196 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:17,364 "YOU'RE FIRED. Jimmy: OUR LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @MYLACARDERO. 197 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,100 SHE SAYS "JERSEY THOR. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,434 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 199 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:25,972 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAG. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ICE-T 200 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,408 EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:59,739 * Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS ON THE VERY POPULAR 202 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,443 LONG-RUNNING TELEVISION SERIES "LAW & ORDER: SVU," WHICH RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES 203 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:09,482 APRIL 28th, RIGHT HERE ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, ICE-T. 204 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:09,516 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, ICE-T. 205 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:29,069 * Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 206 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,438 I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN YOU COME ON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW, BUD. 207 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,174 THEY JUST TOLD ME I'VE BEEN HERE NINE TIMES. Jimmy: ISN'T THAT CRAZY 208 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,576 THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT THERE Jimmy: I WANT YOU TO BE HERE 100 TIMES. 209 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,280 LET'S GO. Jimmy: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU, BUD 210 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,282 I HAVE SOMETHING HERE THAT I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER THOUGHT I'D SEE IN MY LIFETIME, AND 211 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,852 I'VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS FOR A A LONG TIME. YOU ARE ON A CHEERIOS BOX. 212 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:49,956 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 213 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:56,229 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MADE IT Jimmy: WOW, HONEY NUT 214 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,664 CHEERIOS IF YOU EVER TOLD ME AS I KID, LIKE, "ICE-T IS GOING TO BE ON 215 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:03,403 A CEREAL BOX --" [ LAUGHTER IMPOSSIBLE. YOU COULD PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD 216 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,771 AND SAID -- I'D BE LIKE, "NO NO WAY IS THAT GOING TO EVER HAPPEN." 217 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:09,042 Jimmy: EVER AND I'D BE SHOT, BECAUSE IT HAPPENED 218 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,878 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE -- ARE YOU A FAN, OR DID THEY REACH OUT 219 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,381 HOW DID IT HAPPEN? THEY REACHED OUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 220 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:18,118 I'M A LITTLE OLDER NOW, AND THEY WANTED SOMEBODY TO REPRESENT HEART HEALTH 221 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,488 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A A CHANGING OF THE GUARDS, JIMMY. 222 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,959 YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE THAT WERE SCARED OF US IN HIP-HOP ARE GONE NOW 223 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,927 SO YOU GO TO THE CEOs OF THESE BIG COMPANIES, THEY'RE LIKE 45-YEAR-OLD GUYS, YOU KNOW, OR 224 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:32,298 WOMEN, AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "I LOVE YOU. I MEAN, THAT'S HOW WE MADE IT 225 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,601 INTO THE SUPER BOWL. YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY WHO WAS AT THE SUPER BOWL WERE THE BAD 226 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,771 GUYS, YOU KNOW 50 AND EM ALL OF -- SNOOP AND EVERYBODY. 227 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,274 Jimmy: YEAH SO THE GUARDS HAVE CHANGED, AND NOW THE PEOPLE IN POWER 228 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,910 LOVE HIP-HOP, AND I'M ON A A CHEERIOS BOX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 229 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:48,481 * Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GREAT ISN'T THAT WILD. 230 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:54,821 THAT'S SO GOOD IT'S AN HONOR. IT ACTUALLY ALSO INSPIRED 231 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,823 SOMETHING CALLED THE ICE-T CHALLENGE. THIS IS A THING THAT YOU DID 232 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,093 NOT START. YOUR FANS STARTED THIS THEY STARTED IT 233 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,028 WHAT THEY WOULD DO, IS THEY'D GO IN THE STORES AND THEY'D FLIP THE BOX AROUND TO WHERE 234 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:06,633 THEY SAID, "ICE, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX. 235 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,501 AND ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING THESE BOXES AROUND 236 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,339 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REAL CRAZY. Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. 237 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,507 THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN GROCERY STORES PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING IN, 238 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:23,683 THEY'RE GOING, "NO." [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THAT CHALLENGE. 239 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,086 IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN NOBODY GETS HURT 240 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,854 Jimmy: I'M GOING TO DO IT THIS WEEKEND YEAH. 241 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,689 Jimmy: I THINK IT'S FUN [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S GOOD. 242 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,659 I'LL GET THE KIDS DOING IT TOO YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS. 243 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,796 YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW. I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE. I DO LOVE FOLLOWING YOU. 244 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,199 BUT THIS THING CAUGHT MY EYE THE OTHER DAY, AND I WAS CONCERNED. 245 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:45,672 I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." AND IT GOT NATIONAL ATTENTION. THIS IS FROM YOU 246 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,709 @FINALLEVEL, IT SAYS, "I WAS ROBBED AT A GAS STATION IN NEW JERSEY LAST NIGHT. 247 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,244 AFTER MY HAND STOPPED TREMBLING, I MANAGED TO CALL THE COPS 248 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,646 THEY WERE QUICK TO RESPOND AND CALM ME DOWN MY MONEY IS GONE 249 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,949 THE POLICE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHO DID IT, AND I SAID, 'YES IT WAS PUMP NUMBER NINE.'" 250 00:16:55,949 --> 00:17:09,029 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GOOD JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,332 THAT JOKE GOT A MILLION LIKES. I NEVER GOT A MILLION LIKES ON 252 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:19,105 TWITTER BEFORE I GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH. MY BUDDY CAZ, FROM ROLLIN' 253 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:23,910 SIXTIES -- Jimmy: YEAH -- HIT ME WITH THAT JOKE, 254 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:28,415 AND I KIND OF REWROTE IT, AND I PUT I WAS IN NEW JERSEY AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF 255 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,683 SO, I KIND OF PLAGIARIZED HIS JOKE HE GETS SOME CREDIT, TOO 256 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,251 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, GOOD, CAZ, YEAH, YOU GET 257 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,054 A LITTLE - YEAH, CAZ HOOKED IT UP. Jimmy: YEAH, HE HOOKED UP 258 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,489 THAT WAS - BUT IT WAS ON THE NEWS. I'M WATCHING, YOU KNOW, 259 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,659 CHANNEL -- CNN "ICE-T GETS ROBBED." PEOPLE LIKE NEGATIVE STUFF 260 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,829 I THINK WHAT CAUGHT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION WAS THE FACT, "OH, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED." 261 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,899 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE STUFF THAT HAPPENS BAD TO PEOPLE IF IT SAID ICE-T WON SOMETHING, 262 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,735 THAT SOMETHING GREAT HAPPENED, THEY'D SCROLL RIGHT BY "HE GOT ROBBED." 263 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:53,540 [ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT HAPPENED?" YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 264 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,175 AND THEN I GOT THEM IN THE END WITH PUMP NINE, YOU KNOW I'M SAYING 265 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,477 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU GOT THEM WITH THE JOKE 266 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:03,516 PUMP NINE -- I LOVED IT. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU ALSO DO A THING, A 267 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:09,022 A RECURRING THING ON TWITTER, A THING CALLED ICE COLD FACTS. YEAH. 268 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:12,225 Jimmy: AND THESE ARE INSPIRATIONAL SOMETIMES, MOTIVATIONAL TWEETS FROM YOU, 269 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:16,496 PIECES OF ADVICE FROM YOU. THINGS I'VE HEARD, OR THINGS I MADE UP, JUST THINGS THAT 270 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,699 PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT ARE ACTUALLY FACTS Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WE 271 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,434 COULD GO THROUGH A FEW OF YOUR TWEETS AND YOU CAN TELL US A A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOUR 272 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,635 THOUGHTS BEHIND THEM LET'S GO. Jimmy: OKAY 273 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:27,774 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO "LET'S GO" IS EVEN GOOD. 274 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:33,346 THAT'S A FACT WE'RE ABOUT TO GO. Jimmy: LET'S GO 275 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:37,817 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE ABOUT TO GO. THAT'S RIGHT 276 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,453 ALL RIGHT, ICE COLD FACT "AT SOME POINT YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE THAT IF YOU DON'T GO 277 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:47,227 GET IT, IT'S NOT GOING TO GET GOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 278 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:52,365 Jimmy: THAT IS -- DUDE, IT'S GOOD I MEAN, YOU JUST CAN'T SIT 279 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,534 ON THE -- YOU CAN'T SAY "I'M GONNA GO TO GYM" AND JUST SIT ON THE COUCH 280 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,736 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE JUST AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO GET IN SHAPE. 281 00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:01,241 YOU'VE GOT TO GO Jimmy: YEAH AT ANYTHING YOU WANT, NO 282 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,711 ONE -- I'LL BACK THAT UP WITH NO ONE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR DREAM. 283 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,314 WHATEVER YOUR DREAM IS, IT'S YOURS. SO IF YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN, 284 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,849 YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN PERSONALLY DON'T EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN 285 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:15,855 BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. Jimmy: YEAH 286 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,491 I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT. 287 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:27,033 [ APPLAUSE ] ICE COLD FACT. UH-OH 288 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,768 Jimmy: "A LIE WILL GET AROUND THE WORLD TWICE BEFORE THE TRUTH CAN GET ITS PANTS 289 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:33,306 ON." [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF GOING BACK TO WHAT 290 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:38,144 I'M SAYING PEOPLE LOVE THE LIES, THEY LOVE THE DRAMA, SO DRAMA SPREADS 291 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,348 REALLY, REALLY FAST, YOU KNOW? SOMETHING THAT'S TRUE AND POSITIVE, UNFORTUNATELY, HUMANS 292 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:45,819 DON'T CONNECT TO THAT. I MEAN, THAT'S JUST A CASE STUDY IN OUR HUMAN NATURE. 293 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,054 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN -- YEAH BUT I LIKE IT CAN GO AROUND THE 294 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,090 WORLD BEFORE THE TRUTH CAN GET ITS PANTS ON YEAH, BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN 295 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:53,059 GET UP WHAT THEY LYING ABOUT? Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT'S THAT 296 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,528 ABOUT. WHAT THEY LYING ABOUT LET ME TELL THEM 297 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,197 IT'S TOO LATE. Jimmy: I'LL DO THIS LAST ONE. 298 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:03,203 [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO DO THIS LAST ONE ICE COLD FACT. 299 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,604 "IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM, YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE. 300 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:12,045 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I AGREE. I TOTALLY AGREE AS A FOLLOWER. 301 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,982 I LOVE SEEING YOUR STUFF IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH, AND IT ALWAYS MAKES ME THINK 302 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:22,655 I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SAID ABOUT THAT THAT'S JUST AN ICE COLD FACT 303 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,026 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "LAW & 304 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,894 ORDER: SVU." LET'S GO. Jimmy: YOU'RE ABOUT TO WRAP 305 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:36,002 UP SEASON 23, IS THAT POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW, WE ARE FILMING THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 23 306 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,373 WE GOT THE RECORD AT 21, AND NOW I'M HOPING WE GO TO LIKE SEASON 29 OR SOMETHING 307 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,776 I MEAN, THIS YEAR WE HAD SOME OF THE BEST RATINGS EVER IT'S JUST -- I'M LUCKY TO BE ON 308 00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:47,347 BOARD THAT SHIP. Jimmy: ARE YOU -- CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE SEASON ENDS? 309 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,549 I DON'T DIE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL 310 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:57,290 THAT'S GOOD. YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT YEAH. 311 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,125 YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE ON A SHOW THIS LONG, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I READ THE SCRIPT AND I GET SHOT, 312 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:04,097 I'M LIKE, "I'M SHOT. AND I START -- OH, RIGHT THERE "WHEW, I'M ALIVE." 313 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:09,436 [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT SHOT ON PAGE 20. 43 I'M BREATHING 314 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,273 [ LAUGHTER ] YES! Jimmy: I LOVE YOU DICK WOLF 315 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,942 I'M LIKE, "YO, LET ME KNOW SOMETHING, MAN." Jimmy: CONGRATS ON ANOTHER 316 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,079 GREAT SEASON I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ICE-T IN "LAW & ORDER: 317 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,113 SVU. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 318 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,820 JUANA RAMIREZ IS THE SOUL OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. IF ANYTHING IS GOING ON, 319 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,556 SHE'LL KNOW ABOUT IT OKAY, I'M GONNA WAIT OUT HERE 320 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:33,393 NOBODY LIKES A BAKERY FULL OF COPS GET ME A COFFEE AND SOME 321 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,228 CHISME Jimmy: COME ON, ICE-T, EVERYBODY. 322 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:40,266 COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "LAW & ORDER: SVU" RETURNS WITH 323 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,404 NEW EPISODES APRIL 28th. WE'RE PLAYING "SETTLES IT" AFTER THE BREAK. 324 00:21:44,404 --> 00:22:06,192 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 325 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,495 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH ICE-T, 326 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:17,837 RIGHT HERE, NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE KNOWN TO SAY THE BLUNT 327 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,973 TRUTH, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES OF ALL 328 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:22,909 TIME ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS ABSOLUTELY. 329 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,878 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR "ICE-T SETTLES IT." 330 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:33,086 * ICE-T SETTLES I ICE-T SETTLES IT * Jimmy: OKAY 331 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:40,827 FIRST UP, BLOCKING OR MUTING SOMEONE ON TWITTER MUTE THEM 332 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:43,697 A LOT OF PEOPLE GET OFF BECAUSE THEY GOT BLOCKED THEY -- DUMMIES WRITE THAT OFF 333 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,299 AS A BADGE - YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THEM? Jimmy: YEP. 334 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,302 DUMB [ BLEEP ] Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. THEY GET OFF AS A BADGE OF 335 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:53,306 HONOR. "OH, I GOT BLOCKED BY ICE-T. I'M IMPORTANT. 336 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,942 BUT IF YOU MUTE THEM, THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE BLOCKED AND THEN, THEY JUST YELL OFF 337 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:59,746 INTO THE TWITTER VOID OF NOTHINGNESS. THEY THINK THEY'RE TALKING TO 338 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:08,154 YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: RIGHT? 339 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,123 DON'T GIVE THEM THAT - HIT THAT MUTE BUTTON AND LET THEM YELL INTO NOTHING 340 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,759 AND NOBODY GETS TO HEAR THEM AGAIN. Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 341 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,828 NUMBER TWO, HERE WE GO HOW ABOUT THIS SLOW WALKERS OR SLOW TALKERS 342 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:20,100 I HATE SLOW TALKERS YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I RAP SLOW 343 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,502 BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME -- I'M LIKE, "SPEED IT UP, GET TO THE POINT. 344 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,972 LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I ALWAYS DO THAT WITH COCO 345 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,474 I'M LIKE - [ CLAPPING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,075 I KNOW THERE'S A PUNCH LINE COMING COME ON. 347 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,711 Jimmy: LET'S GO LET'S GET TO IT, YEAH. YEAH, SLOW TALKERS DRIVE ME 348 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,948 BANANAS. Jimmy: I WAS BEHIND, THOUGH, A FAMILY THIS MORNING. 349 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:41,287 I WAS WALKING INTO WORK, AND IT WAS -- THEY ARE THE SLOWEST WALKING FAMILY, EVER 350 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,256 AND I LOVE THAT THEY'RE A FAMILY AND THAT'S GREAT AND EVERYTHING 351 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,824 BUT THERE WAS LIKE FIVE OF THEM AND THEY REALLY -- THEY WERE 352 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,860 ALMOST ON THE EDGE, ALMOST BY THE STREET THEY JUST HAD THE WHOLE 353 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,596 SIDEWALK BLOCKED OFF YEAH, I GET THAT. WELL, I'M A SLOW WALKER, 354 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,331 THOUGH YOU KNOW, PLAYERS, WE WALK SLOW 355 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,633 WE IN NO RUSH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, NO 356 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,936 I WALK LIKE THIS THAT'S HOW YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 357 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,539 Jimmy: THAT'S HOW I WALK. THAT'S HOW I WALK THE WAY. PLAYERS WALK LIKE THIS. 358 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:07,647 * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 359 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:12,452 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WE PROBABLY WALKED BY EACH OTHER, YEAH 360 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:17,257 YEAH -- YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS UP YOUR SHOES YOU GOT TO KEEP EVERYTHING 361 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:20,193 TOGETHER, YOU DIG? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS 362 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,162 SHOULD YOU REHEAT SPAGHETTI? YEAH, WHY NOT Jimmy: I KNOW 363 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,130 I THINK IT TASTES -- WHY NOT I MEAN, IT'S GOOD. 364 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,666 IF IT WAS GOOD SPAGHETTI IF IT WAS BAD SPAGHETTI, IT MIGHT TURN INTO ANTIMATTER 365 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,602 I DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW - Jimmy: YOU EVER HAD FRIED - 366 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:35,175 YOU EVER HAD FRIED SPAGHETTI YOU FRY SPAGHETTI Jimmy: CHECK IT OUT 367 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:39,346 NO -- HEY, LEARN SOMETHING NEW ON "JIMMY FALLON." [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:42,182 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS READY? 369 00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:47,754 PLAYSTATION OR XBOX? OH, MAN, YOU TRYING TO MESS WITH SOME OF MY SPONSORSHIPS 370 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:52,659 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, MAN 371 00:24:52,659 --> 00:25:01,634 I MEAN -- YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HAVE BOTH SYSTEMS Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 372 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,436 YOU KNOW, THEY FIGHT -- LIKE GAMERS, BUT NOW THEY ACTUALLY HAVE CROSS-PLATFORM PLAYING 373 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:07,207 WHERE YOU CAN BE ON, YOU KNOW - Jimmy: EITHER ONE 374 00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:12,345 -- YOU CAN BE ON PLAYSTATION AND PLAY -- YEAH SO, I'M A GAMER, BUT - 375 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,047 YEAH, I HAD TO HAVE BOTH OF THEM BECAUSE SOME GAMES EXCLUSIVELY COME OUT ON THE 376 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,615 GAMES FIRST. AND I WANT THEM, SO, YOU KNOW, ONE TIME I TOLD PEOPLE, I SAID, 377 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,917 "I HAVE TWO GAMING CONSOLES. THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE RICH. 378 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,786 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S TWO BUGATTIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 379 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:22,722 Jimmy: NO, YEAH, NO I UNDERSTAND IT'S A DAMN GAMING CONSOLE. 380 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,592 Jimmy: LIKE A BENTLEY OR LAMBORGHINI, YEAH. YEAH, COME ON 381 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:28,094 TAKE IT EASY TAKE IT EASY Jimmy: TAKE IT EASY, YEAH 382 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,597 "CALL OF DUTY" OR "HALO? "CALL OF DUTY." Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 383 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,233 ONLY REASON IS 'CAUSE I'M NOT REALLY A SPACE GUY, EVEN THOUGH I PLAY "DESTINY." 384 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:35,201 BUT I'M NOT INTO -- AND ALSO, I MISSED THE LEARNING CURVE ON "HALO. 385 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,271 YEAH, "CALL OF DUTY" IS MORE REAL YOU RUN AROUND WITH GUNS 386 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:43,510 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH GET IT IN Jimmy: OKAY 387 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:49,082 [ LAUGHTER ] GREATEST RAP ALBUM OF ALL TIME [ AUDIENCE OOHs 388 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:51,484 THAT'S DIFFICULT I SAY "PAID IN FULL" BY ERIC B. AND RAKIM. 389 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,353 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. I LOVE THAT. 390 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:56,723 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH. Jimmy: WHY THAT ONE 391 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,460 BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM TO ME WHEN I WAS MAKING MY ALBUM. 392 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:04,831 I SAY "FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET" WITH PUBLIC ENEMY WOULD BE A A CLOSE SECOND 393 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:10,036 AND THEN "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON," NWA WOULD BE IN THE TOP THREE. 394 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:14,107 BUT EACH ONE OF THOSE ALBUMS HAD A LOT TO DO WITH INFLUENCE ME AS AN EMCEE 395 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:15,542 BUT WHEN I HEARD RAKIM, I HAD NEVER HEARD NOBODY RAP LIKE THAT 396 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:19,145 AND IT WAS SO MANY HITS ON THAT ALBUM. Jimmy: IT WAS CRAZY 397 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,880 GET "PAID IN FULL," AND YOU'LL BANG IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HOUSE. 398 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:26,686 Jimmy: ERIC B. AND RAKIM. I LOVE THAT. GUCCI OR CHANEL? 399 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,856 WELL, MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS CHANEL THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION 400 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:34,060 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH -- I GOT TO GO WITH CHANEL 401 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:38,064 SHE'S PROBABLY GONE WATCH THIS AND THINK -- Jimmy: YEAH, HI, CHANEL 402 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,567 BUT SHE LIKES GUCCI TOO YOU KNOW, SHE -- WE MESSED UP. WE COULD HAVE NAMED HER 403 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:43,636 ANYTHING WE DECIDED TO NAME HER SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO BREAK 404 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:49,843 US DOWN THE LINE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT 405 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:52,245 BUT BECAUSE COCO -- SO, IT WAS KIND OF PLAY OFF of COCO AND CHANEL 406 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,547 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT I THOUGHT SO HOW ABOUT THIS ONE THEN IF 407 00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:56,950 SHE'S WATCHING "DORA" OR "PEPPA." "PEPPA PIG. 408 00:26:56,950 --> 00:27:00,353 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. STRAIGHT UP, "PEPPA PIG." Jimmy: WOW. 409 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:04,491 "PEPPA PIG" HAS CHANEL TALKING LIKE SHE'S BRITISH [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:09,629 Jimmy: "MUDDY PUDDLES." YEAH, "MUDDY PUDDLES. Jimmy: "MUDDY PUDDLES." 411 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,731 YEAH -- YEAH. "READY, STEADY READY, STEADY? 412 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,366 I'M LIKE, "IT'S READY, SET, GO." "NO, NO, DADDY, IT'S READY, 413 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:20,340 STEADY, GO." Jimmy: ICED TEA, SWEETENED OR UNSWEETENED 414 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:23,410 WHO DRINKS UNSWEETENED ICED TEA? THAT'S SOME WHITE PEOPLE 415 00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:30,550 [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY 416 00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:34,888 ME I WAS GOING TO SAY ME. "CAN I GET UNSWEETENED, PLEASE 417 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:43,296 * I WANT UNSWEETENED." BLACK PEOPLE HAS REAL -- WE 418 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,066 DRINK SWEETNESS. WE DRINK KOOL-AID. WE DRINK THINGS THAT TASTE 419 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:53,106 GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] AND TEA IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO 420 00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:56,109 TO GET HEALTHY ANYWAY. I MEAN, YOU CAN DO GREEN TEA, I GET IT, IF THAT'S YOUR THING 421 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:59,479 BUT UNSWEETENED TEA. THAT'S NASTY Jimmy: OKAY 422 00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:08,788 HERE WE GO LAST ONE, LAW OR ORDER WELL, LAW IS -- LAW WOULD BE 423 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:13,393 THE COURT, I GUESS Jimmy: YEP. SO, IT'S MOTHER [ BLEEP ] 424 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:17,630 ORDER, CUZZ, COME ON Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 425 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:20,467 COME ON, THAT IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ICE-T! 426 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:23,536 MY THANKS TO ICE-T "LAW & ORDER: SVU" RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES APRIL 28th. 427 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:27,140 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 428 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:44,424 * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME EMMY-NOMINATED 429 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,092 ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES "GASLIT," WHICH PREMIERES SUNDAY AT 8:00 P.M. 430 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:54,868 ON STARZ PLEASE WELCOME BETTY GILPIN. 431 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:08,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI! Jimmy: BETTY, WELCOME BACK 432 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:12,285 TO THE SHOW. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. Jimmy: OH, PLEASE 433 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:16,222 I APPRECIATE THIS. WE JUST HAD ICE-T ON, AND WE WERE TALKING - 434 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,857 IT'S KIND OF A RITE OF PASSAGE FOR NEW YORK ACTORS TO BE ON "LAW & ORDER." 435 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:23,263 YES, YEAH YEAH FOR, LIKE, THE FIRST COUPLE OF 436 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:29,336 YEARS OF MY CAREER, IT WAS ONLY THEATER AND "LAW & ORDER." SO, I DID AN ORDER OF "SVU." 437 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:32,839 I WAS -- A PEDOPHILE WITH VOCAL FRY. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 438 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,475 THANK YOU AND I WAS A LESBIAN -- Jimmy: NO SPINOFF -- NO 439 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:37,544 SPINOFF FROM THAT ONE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL WAITING ON THAT CALL 440 00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:39,946 Jimmy: YEAH AND I WAS A LESBIAN WITH ACNE ON THE MOTHERSHIP, WE 441 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:44,317 CALLED IT. JUST THE NORMAL "LAW & ORDER." Jimmy: INTERESTING. 442 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:47,053 SO YOU WERE MULTIPLE DIFFERENT -- WERE YOU EVER A A DEAD BODY? 443 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:51,791 I WAS A DEAD BODY ON "CRIMINAL INTENT." AND THEN, WITHIN THE SAME YEAR 444 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,827 I WAS AN ALIVE PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SAME SEASON? 445 00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:57,964 YES, SAME SEASON. THEY WERE LIKE, "NO ONE CARES. NO ONE REMEMBERS YOU." 446 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:03,703 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAD FUN. BUT I WAS -- THE DEAD BODY, I 447 00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:06,106 WAS FRAN DRESCHER'S DAUGHTER, WHICH IS AN HONOR. BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 448 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:10,910 CASTING. Jimmy: YEAH BUT YEAH, I WAS FOUND -- 449 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,079 TRUE FANS WILL KNOW. I WAS FOUND NAKED IN AN OIL DRUM 450 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:15,915 VINCENT D'ONOFRIO, LIKE, FOUND MY NAKED DEAD BODY Jimmy: SO SORRY TO HEAR 451 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:27,293 THAT YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 452 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,029 AND WE FILMED IT WHERE -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY STILL FILM "SVU" THERE BUT WE FILMED IT 453 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:30,864 OUTSIDE CHELSEA PIERS. Jimmy: YEP. AND THEY HAD THESE ALL THESE 454 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:34,834 MODESTY SCREENS BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE NAKED AND CRUMPLED UP IN THIS OIL BARREL. 455 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,871 SO THEY HAD ALL THESE SCREENS PROTECTING ME FROM THE CREW ON THE CHELSEA PIERS SIDE 456 00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:39,739 AND AS I WAS TAKING OFF MY ROBE, I WAS LIKE, "OH, THE WESTSIDE HIGHWAY." 457 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:43,143 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL THREE HUMAN BEINGS - 458 00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:46,746 YEAH. Jimmy: "WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 459 00:30:46,746 --> 00:30:49,783 THIS WAS THE TIME BEFORE, YOU KNOW, INTIMACY COORDINATORS 460 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:53,953 THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE LOSING LIGHT. TAKE THE ROBE OFF. 461 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,589 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN, YOU JUST HAD TO BE - AND THEN -- SO, WE FILMED 462 00:30:56,589 --> 00:31:00,960 THE SCENE OF THEM ZIPPING UP THE BODY BAG AT A DIFFERENT LOCATION AT, LIKE, A REMOTE 463 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,799 BEACH. AND THIS IS MY FIRST JOB EVER. AND I REMEMBER THEM ZIPPING UP 464 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:09,069 THE BODY BAG VINCENT D'ONOFRIO HAD LIKE A A GRUMBLING SCENE OVER MY BODY 465 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:12,205 BAG. AND I JUST SORT OF HAD TO BE IN THERE. 466 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:16,142 AND THEN, THEY CALLED CUT. THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT'S LUNCH, GUYS 467 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,545 GREAT DAY. AND I HEAR, LIKE, FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL GETTING FARTHER AND 468 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:23,583 FARTHER AWAY VAN DOORS CLOSING. AND THEN, LIKE, TEN SECONDS 469 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,752 GOES BY. I HEAR ONE FAR AWAY P.A. BEING LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 470 00:31:25,752 --> 00:31:27,721 [ LAUGHTER ] FOOTSTEPS COMING TOWARDS ME. LIKE, UNZIPS 471 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:32,525 SUNLIGHT IN MY FACE. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:31:32,525 --> 00:31:36,363 "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THERE. Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. LIKE, "HELLO, HELP 473 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:39,199 HELLO? NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HIGH MAINTENANCE. 474 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,501 Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T WANT TO - I WANTED TO WORK AGAIN IN THE SAME SEASON. 475 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,370 Jimmy: IT'S THE FIRST JOB YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE SCENE, OF COURSE 476 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:47,107 NO. Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ON OUR SHOW BEFORE, BUT I JUST HEARD 477 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:50,577 YOU HAD -- WE MET EACH OTHER BEFORE THAT. I MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 478 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:56,383 BACK IN THIS BUILDING IN THE '90s IN THIS BUILDING IN 1998. 479 00:31:56,383 --> 00:32:00,186 WHAT A TIME IT WAS I WAS 12 YEARS OLD AND MY BRAIN WAS A CAPITAL OF DELUSIONS 480 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:02,922 BECAUSE I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I WASN'T A CHILD STAR. MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LET ME BE 481 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:10,263 A CHILD ACTOR. BUT WE GOT TICKETS TO "SNL." AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE 482 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,332 FATE WILL HAVE IT THAT I GET DISCOVERED IN THE AUDIENCE OF 'SNL.' 483 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:14,834 AND -- Jimmy: LORNE MICHAELS MIGHT JUST SEE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE 484 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:18,571 AND BE LIKE, "YOU HAVE SOMETHING. REALLY ANYONE 485 00:32:18,571 --> 00:32:22,809 Jimmy: ANYONE TIME WOULD STOP AND I'D BECOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN MEETS 486 00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:27,847 DANIEL DAY LEWIS AT ONCE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, FINALLY. 487 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:30,283 Jimmy: YEAH AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WAS THE HOST, WHO I WAS OBSESSED 488 00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:32,552 WITH SHE HAD EVERYTHING I DIDN'T. IMDB PAGE AND CLEAVAGE 489 00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:37,524 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M PRAYING FOR BOTH AND SHE WAS DATING CARSON DALY 490 00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:39,626 AT THE TIME. Jimmy: OF COURSE. THEY WERE, LIKE, THE HOTTEST 491 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:44,564 COUPLE HE WAS HOSTING "TRL. Jimmy: MASSIVE. 492 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:50,603 THEY WERE THE IT COUPLE. YEAH, LIKE THE TOM HOLLAND AND ZENDAYA OF THE DAY 493 00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:55,508 Jimmy: YES. IT WAS REMARKABLE AND I SAT RIGHT BEHIND HIM 494 00:32:55,508 --> 00:33:01,514 I WAS LIKE, THIS IS FATE I'M BEHIND CARSON DALY HE'S GOING TO TURN AROUND -- 495 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:08,188 'CAUSE, I GUESS, IN MY HEAD HE WAS THE -- LIKE, "TRL" AND "GUYS AND DOLLS" WAS MY WORLD. 496 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:12,058 SO, I WAS LIKE, "CARSON DALY PROBABLY RUNS MGM. HE'LL TURN AROUND AND SEE ME 497 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,094 AND MAKE ME A STAR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 498 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:16,930 "YOU GOT SOMETHING, KID. YEAH, EXACTLY YEAH, AND I'D HAVE A CONTRACT 499 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:18,665 BY MONDAY. Jimmy: YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN 500 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,201 MY STRATEGY WAS TO -- THIS WAS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE COVID I'LL JUST COUGH ON THE BACK OF 501 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:24,070 HIS NECK [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE - 502 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:27,307 Jimmy: I'M SORRY. SO, YOUR PLAN IS TO COUGH ON THE BACK OF CARSON DALY'S NECK 503 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:30,276 YEAH. Jimmy: TO THE POINT IT WOULD ANNOY HIM MAYBE? 504 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:33,113 WELL, HE'D BE LIKE "WHO IS - WHO IS THAT? 505 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:37,917 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT'S SUCH A GREAT DELIVERY 506 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:42,622 "HEY, WHO IS -- HEY, WHO IS THAT?" "OH, MY GOD 507 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:44,691 CAN WE GET THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP THIS IS A STAR." Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR 508 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:48,962 THAT THAT'S A VERY FUN STORY. AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE 509 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:54,968 NOW. OH, MY GOSH. NOMINATED FOR EMMYS AND YOU'RE 510 00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:57,604 JUST CRUSHING IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ROAR" QUICKLY. 511 00:33:57,604 --> 00:33:59,673 "ROAR" IS -- IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS AND EVERY EPISODE TELLS 512 00:33:59,673 --> 00:34:02,409 A DIFFERENT WOMAN'S STORY. YEAH. Jimmy: THIS STORY -- THEY'RE 513 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,277 ALL SUPER INTERESTING. THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE WOMAN WHO WAS KEPT ON A SHELF. 514 00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:09,182 YES Jimmy: AND YOU LITERALLY ARE UP ON A SHELF. 515 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:12,452 YES, SO THIS WAS CREATED BY LIZ FLAHIVE AND CARLY MENSCH, WHO CREATED "GLOW" AND WE 516 00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:17,090 WORKED TOGETHER ON "NURSE JACKIE." SO THEY KIND OF KNOW THAT MY 517 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:25,265 PERSONAL BRAND IS PLAYING WOMAN WHO ARE NOT OKAY AND THIS IS NO EXCEPTION 518 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:27,100 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A FANTASTICAL ALLEGORY FOR THE TROPHY WIFE AND I PLAY A WOMAN WHO LIVES ON 519 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:32,072 HER HUSBAND'S SHELF AND GOES SLOWLY INSANE. Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT. 520 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,807 I THINK THE WHOLE SEASON, THE WHOLE IDEA, EVERY SINGLE EPISODE IS A DIFFERENT STORY OF 521 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,710 A WOMAN. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: AND IT'S -- IT'S WELL 522 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,078 DONE NICOLE KIDMAN, CYNTHIA ERIVO, ALISON BRIE 523 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:44,284 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. Jimmy: ALISON BRIE! YEAH, SHE WAS HERE TALKING 524 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:46,086 ABOUT IT IT'S GREAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "GASLIT" 525 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:51,825 NOW. THIS IS YOUR OTHER SHOW. THIS SHOW IS -- BASICALLY, 526 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,560 EVERYBODY IS SAYING IS JULIA ROBERTS' RETURN, KIND OF WE HAVEN'T SEEN JULIA IN A 527 00:34:53,560 --> 00:35:00,033 A WHILE. HER PERFORMANCE IS INSANE SHE'S INCREDIBLE 528 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,402 Jimmy: SHE IS INCREDIBLE. INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: YEAH, AND -- HAVE YOU 529 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:09,042 EVER WORKED WITH JULIA BEFORE OR MET HER I HAD NEVER -- NO 530 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,544 I'D NEVER WORKED WITH HER. IT'S SO UNFORTUNATE. I, IN THIS SERIES, PLAY 531 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:17,384 MO DEAN, WHO WAS A REAL PERSON WIFE OF JOHN DEAN, WHO WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE COUNCIL. 532 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:22,856 AND MO DEAN HAD -- YEAH, SO SHE HAS WHITE BLONDE HAIR 533 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:25,058 AND I DO NOT AGAINST ALL ODDS. AND I WORE THIS WIG THAT WAS THIS PLATINUM BLONDE, ALMOST 534 00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:29,195 LIKE DAENERYS TRAGARYAN WIG. AND THE PROCESS WAS -- IT WASN'T JUST LIKE YOU POP THE 535 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:32,932 WIG ON LIKE, THEY HAD TO PUT A BALD CAP AND PAINT IT WHITE AND THEN 536 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:39,939 PUT THE WIG ON AND I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE, LORD DON'T LET THE FIRST TIME I MEET 537 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:41,541 JULIA ROBERTS BE HALFWAY THROUGH WHEN I LOOK LIKE A A WHITE WALKER IN A NURSING 538 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:42,876 HOME." [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE IT WAS TWO TENDRILS 539 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:48,214 COMING - IT LOOKED INSANE, INSANE, INSANE 540 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:53,353 I ONCE FACETIMED BY HUSBAND IN THAT BALD CAP, AND HE WAS LIKE, "NEVER DO THIS AGAIN." 541 00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:56,756 [ LAUGHTER ] AND OF COURSE I MET HER WHEN I WAS IN THAT EXACT PHASE. 542 00:35:56,756 --> 00:35:58,825 LIKE, "HI, GIRL-LEGEND I NORMALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS 543 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:02,028 I'M SO SORRY THIS IS TERRIFYING." Jimmy: AND SHE'S JUST THE 544 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:04,064 MOST FUN YEAH, SHE'S INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN KNOCKS 545 00:36:04,064 --> 00:36:05,832 IT OUT OF THE PARK Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 546 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:08,702 HERE'S BETTY GILPIN IN "GASLIT. TAKE A LOOK. 547 00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:08,735 "GASLIT. TAKE A LOOK. 548 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:11,404 WAIT, PLEASE. JOHN. 549 00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:14,040 PLEASE. YOU SEEM VERY LATE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS 550 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,944 I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN AND I CAN'T WASTE MY TIME WITH LITTLE BOYS ANYMORE. 551 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,612 I KNOW I WAS [ BLEEP ] THE OTHER NIGHT. BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO 552 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,315 YOU. THERE'S THIS FUNDRAISER NEXT WEEKEND. 553 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:26,052 EVERYONE WHO'S ANYONE IN D.C. IS GOING TO BE THERE YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO 554 00:36:26,052 --> 00:36:30,190 A REPUBLICAN FUNDRAISER? IT'LL BE GREAT MATERIAL FOR YOUR NOVEL 555 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,325 PLUS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYBODY. WE CAN JUST SIT IN THE CORNER 556 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:34,461 ALL NIGHT, DRINKING JOHN MITCHELL SCOTCH JOHN MITCHELL 557 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:37,530 MARTHA MITCHELL'S HUSBAND? YEAH, WHY YOU LIKE HIM 558 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:44,304 SHE'S COMPLETELY INSANE I LOVE HER Jimmy: BETTY GILPIN 559 00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:50,543 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "GASLIT" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON STARZ. 560 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:53,413 I LOVE YOU, BUD. COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT. PUSHA T PERFORMS FOR US AFTER 561 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:56,449 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND * 562 00:36:56,449 --> 00:37:13,299 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: PERFORMING "DREAMIN OF THE PAST" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM 563 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:14,567 "IT'S ALMOST DRY," GIVE IT UP FOR PUSHA T. 564 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:24,544 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * IT'S LEVELS IT'S LAYERS 565 00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:29,249 SO PRAY FOR THE PLAYER WE HOLLOW THE WALL IN BACK OF BODEGAS * 566 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:36,156 * I GOT MONEY IT'S SO MANY YEA THEY SAID GIMM 567 00:37:36,156 --> 00:37:39,426 HE GOT PLENTY YEAH * * BRUH YOU -- AIN'T FLEXIN' YOU CRAMPIN' 568 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,062 MY WEIGHT KEEP A ON THE BIKES LIKE AMBLIN' * * WEIGHT LOSS RENT LOSS 569 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:47,067 SCRAMBLIN' NOW PASS THE CHAMPAGNE TO THE CHAMPION * 570 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:49,703 * MY -- GET MONEY GET MONEY GET MONE LIKE YE SAMPLIN' * 571 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:53,073 * GUN STUTT MAKE THE DRUMLIN LIKE GRAMBLING * 572 00:37:53,073 --> 00:38:00,013 * MGM GAMBLIN BLEW A SMALL MANSION ANNOYED 'CAUSE THIS CHIC 573 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:02,382 CALLIN' LANVIN LAEN-VEN * * WHAT WHO YOU STAMPIN' THEM -- JUST STAND-INS 574 00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:08,054 NOT ME THEY CENSOR AND BLOCK ME * * YOU HOLLERIN' TOP FIV 575 00:38:08,054 --> 00:38:12,859 I ONLY SEE TOP M AWARD SHOWS THE ONLY WAY YOU -- CAN ROB ME * 576 00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:16,796 * IT'S LEVELS IT'S LAYERS SO PRAY FOR THE PLAYER CLIP 'EM BABY IF HE FLINCH 577 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:20,400 AT THE PRICE OF BOTTEGA * * I GOT MONEY IT'S SO MANY YEA 578 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:26,639 THEY SAID GIMM HE GOT PLENTY YEAH * * BRUH YOU -- AIN'T DRI 579 00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:28,842 YOU DRYIN' KEVLAR IN HIS BALENCIAGA JACKET LININ' * 580 00:38:28,842 --> 00:38:34,514 * YOU AND YOUR CHIC INCOME COMBININ' I'M SENDIN' LORRAINE SCHWART 581 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:39,886 DIAMOND MININ' * * FIND EM I CAME UP WITH 582 00:38:39,886 --> 00:38:42,489 ENZO DRIFTERS * * SO YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERE'S A DIFFERENCE 583 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:46,326 THERE'S WINDOW STICKER AND WINDOW LICKERS * * YOU KNOW THE TYPE 584 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:48,628 ALWAYS TRYNA GET IN YO PICTURE * * I WAS TRYNA 585 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:50,930 GET THE DOPE THROUGH IN YO SISTER * * WE WON BAGGIN' UP THE WOR 586 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:57,904 WOULDN'T BE NO DISHE BE NO CHRISTMAS MISTLETO BE NO KISSES * 587 00:38:57,904 --> 00:39:00,640 * MADE A WAY FOR OURSELVE WE AIN'T NEED NO WISHE IT'S LEVELS IT'S LAYER 588 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:06,312 SO PRAY FOR THE PLAYERS * * WE HOLLOW THE WALLS IN BACK OF BODEGAS * 589 00:39:06,312 --> 00:39:09,516 * I GOT MONEY IT'S SO MANY YEA THEY SAID GIMM 590 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:12,118 HE GOT PLENTY YEAH * * WALK IT DOWN LIKE BRADY GETS BETTER WITH TIM 591 00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:18,558 DIDN'T HAVE TO REINVENT THE WHEEL * * JUST A BETTER DESIG 592 00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:20,760 CRITIC HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND * * HATER 593 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,929 HE'S OUT OF HIS PRIME YE ALWAYS WHERE THE MONEY'S AT * 594 00:39:22,929 --> 00:39:25,231 * LIKE LOTTERY SIGN STILL I CLIM ROCKSTAR 595 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:29,035 THIRD EYE BLIND * * I WAS BORED BY THESE ALBUM 596 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:33,039 SO IT GOTTA BE TIME * * NO REWARD FOR THE LATTE SO IT GOTTA BE MIN 597 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:36,176 HUFF AND PUFF IN THE CLU THEN I GOTTA BE SHINE * * IT'S LEVELS IT'S LAYERS 598 00:39:36,176 --> 00:39:40,313 SO PRAY FOR THE PLAYER WE HOLLOW THE WALL IN BACK OF BODEGAS * 599 00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:44,818 * I GOT MONEY IT'S SO MANY YEA THEY SAID GIMM 600 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:53,326 HE GOT PLENTY YEAH * * AND MY HEART WA BEATING FAST * 601 00:39:53,326 --> 00:40:01,968 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 602 00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:06,573 "IT'S ALMOST DRY. OUT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 603 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:13,980 RAP ALBUM OF THE YEAR. Jimmy: PUSHA T! "IT'S ALMOST DRY" IS OUT NOW 604 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:18,351 MY THANKS TO ICE-T, BETTY GILPIN, PUSHA T, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM 605 00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:21,221 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 606 00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:23,223 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE