1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,279 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:20,387 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:25,091 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISSY TEIGEN 4 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:29,362 CRISTIN MILIOTI, MUSICAL GUEST, SOCCER MOMMY. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:35,802 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1639 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:42,008 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:51,117 * 8 00:00:51,117 --> 00:01:04,764 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH WOW 9 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:09,069 THAT FEELS RIGHT THAT FEELS RIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,404 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE 11 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:14,374 TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:18,545 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. 13 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,915 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY ELON MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER 14 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:27,721 FOR $44 BILLION. YEP. HE NOW OWNS SPACEX AND TWITTER 15 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,090 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE MUSK IS THINKING, I'VE SEEN THE HEAVENS, NOW ON 16 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:37,464 TO HELL. [ LAUGHTER ] TWITTER'S AN ODD THING TO BUY. 17 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,200 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE BUYING YOUTUBE AND SAYING, "FORGET THE VIDEOS 18 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,902 I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MEAN COMMENTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,205 THAT'S RIGHT THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD BOUGHT TWITTER 20 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,741 RIGHT NOW BERNIE SANDERS IS SO MAD HE JUST TURNED INTO THE HULK 21 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:51,478 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, MUSK HAS SAID THAT HE'S PRO FREE SPEECH, SO A LOT OF 22 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:56,816 PEOPLE THINK THAT HE'LL LET FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BACK ON THE PLATFORM 23 00:01:56,816 --> 00:02:00,854 [ AUDIENCE GROANS YEAH, NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE MEANT WHEN WE ASKED FOR A RETURN TO 24 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:05,225 PRE-PANDEMIC VIBES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN IT HEARD, THE CAPS 25 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:10,697 LOCK KEY ON TRUMP'S PHONE WAS LIKE, "I'M BACK, BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,465 BUT LISTEN TO THIS, TODAY TRUMP TOLD FOX NEWS THAT HE WILL NOT RETURN TO TWITTER AND WILL 27 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:19,539 INSTEAD JOIN HIS OWN PLATFORM, TRUTH SOCIAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:23,677 WAIT, SO NOT EVEN TRUMP IS ON TRUTH SOCIAL YET THAT IS -- IT'S HIS APP. 29 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:27,480 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S NOT ON HIS OWN APP? IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, 30 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,551 TWITTER AND TRUTH SOCIAL ARE LIKE THE FOUR SEASONS AND FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING. 31 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:36,923 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP'S NOT GIVING UP ON TRUTH 32 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,092 SOCIAL BUT AT A RALLY THIS WEEKEND, HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MESS UP THE 33 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,796 NAME OF HIS OWN PLATFORM TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 34 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,699 BECAUSE OF THIS DIGITAL TYRANNY, WE HAD TO GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THEIR VOICE 35 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:54,841 BACK BY BUILDING SOMETHING CALLED, TROTH -- TRUTH SENTIAL TRUTH SOCIAL 36 00:02:54,841 --> 00:03:04,351 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "TOUGH SOCIALS." [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:11,791 "TROUT CHAPEL. "THOR RAGNAROK." [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:15,295 SADLY EVEN TROUT CENTRAL HAS MORE USERS THAN TRUTH SOCIAL IT'S INTERESTING 39 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,063 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SWITCH GEARS OVER THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS 40 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,798 THERE'S BEEN A RISE IN COVID CASES, AND THE WHITE HOUSE IS CALLING FOR CAUTION BUT NOT 41 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:26,539 OVERREACTING EVEN THE CDC WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 42 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,609 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY BAD WHEN ELON MUSK TRIES TO BUY CLOROX 43 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,646 WIPES. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS FROM THE WHITE 44 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,082 HOUSE. TODAY, THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING VISITED PRESIDENT BIDEN TO 45 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:40,854 CELEBRATE THEIR LAST TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. YEP. 46 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:49,162 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIDEN SAID HE'S NOT A BIG LIGHTNING FAN, BUT HIS 47 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:55,502 CHILDHOOD FRIEND, BEN FRANKLIN, IS [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:59,005 WELL, HEY, GET THIS. CHIPPENDALES HAS HIRED A A LOBBYIST TO HELP THEM GET 49 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,609 FEDERAL COVID AID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THEY'LL RECEIVE THEIR 50 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:14,220 MONEY, BUT THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GET IT LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,189 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT THE OWNERS OF JCPENNY HAVE OFFERED TO BUY KOHL'S FOR 52 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,059 $8.6 BILLION MEANWHILE, BEST BUY IS CALLING UP RADIOSHACK LIKE, "YOU UP. 53 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:25,899 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY A HIKER IN WASHINGTON HAD TO CALL THE FIRE 54 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,967 DEPARTMENT TO RESCUE HER AFTER SHE DROPPED HER PHONE IN AN OUT HOUSE TOILET AND GOT STUCK HEAD 55 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:35,642 FIRST TRYING TO GET IT OUT [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE GROANS 56 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,578 IT'S ACTUALLY HARD FOR HER TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE SHE HAD SUCH 57 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:43,083 CRAPPY SERVICE [ LAUGHTER ] FIREFIGHTERS WERE LIKE, 58 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:47,754 "THERE'S NO FIRE, BUT YOU'D BETTER BRING THE HOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,356 GUYS, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND MATH BORING THAT'S WHY WE'VE UPDATED MATH 60 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:53,793 TO MAKE EQUATIONS BE ABOUT STUFF YOU CAN RELATE TO. IT'S TIME FOR "POPULAR 61 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:54,294 IT'S TIME FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS. 62 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:56,963 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:01,534 * * POPULAR MATHEMATIC 64 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:05,572 MATHEMATICS * Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST EQUATION HERE. 65 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:11,378 IF YOU TAKE A CHECKMARK, PLUS A DAD BOD, IT EQUALS THE NIKE LOGO 66 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:19,052 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? SO THEN IF YOU TAKE A STREAMING 67 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:23,289 SERVICE, PLUS THE MOVIE "GONE IN 60 SECONDS," IT EQUALS CNN PLUS 68 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:30,497 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE LIKE MATH AGAIN. 69 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:36,069 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE MEXICAN CULTURE, PLUS ITALIAN CULTURE, PLUS A MIDDLE FINGER, 70 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:42,308 EQUALS TACO BELL'S MEXICAN PIZZA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 71 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,477 I'M STILL GOING TO TRY IT. I'M STILL GOING TO TRY IT, AND I'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT. 72 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,413 IF YOU TAKE AN OLD SCHOOL CAMERA, PLUS SHOOTING THE WHOLE ROLL OF FILM, PLUS FORGETTING 73 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:59,592 TO TAKE OFF THE LENS CAP, IT EQUALS KODAK BLACK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,428 AND FINALLY, IF YOU TAKE POSITIVE VIBES, PLUS POSITIVE COVID TEST, IT EQUALS 75 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:06,466 COACHELLA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO 76 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,769 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 77 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,574 CHRISSY TEIGEN IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:19,579 CRISTIN MILIOTI IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:23,850 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM SOCCER MOMMY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:27,787 BIG SHOW WE'RE PLAYING A BRAND-NEW GAME WITH CHRISSY TEIGEN WHEN WE 81 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:36,196 COME BACK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON. 82 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,799 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE 83 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,736 * Jimmy: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE. 84 00:06:55,915 --> 00:07:00,020 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME CALLED "PRESS & GUESS." HERE WE GO 85 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,020 GAME CALLED "PRESS & GUESS." HERE WE GO 86 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,821 * PRESS PRES 87 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,090 PRESS * * AND GUESS YEAH * 88 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,127 Jimmy: NOW I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY AGAINST. SHE IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 89 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:12,532 OF THE HBO MAX DOCUSERIES, "THE WAY DOWN: GOD, GREED, AND THE CULT OF GWEN SHAMBLIN. 90 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:16,102 CULT OF GWEN SHAMBLIN. GIVE IT UP FOR CHRISSY TEIGEN! 91 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:21,274 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 92 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,644 Jimmy: WELCOME! A NEW GAME. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 93 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,613 A NEW GAME A NEW GAME. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW 94 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,248 IT WORKS WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS PRESSING OUR FACES UP AGAINST 95 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:34,487 THIS WINDOW HERE -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND SAYING A RANDOM PHRASE 96 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:38,858 WE HAVE TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS THE PHRASE IN 15 SECONDS. 97 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,061 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU HAVE A WINDOW AT HOME WHERE YOU CAN DO THIS, SOMEONE 98 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:46,633 GO OUTSIDE, SOMEONE STAYS IN THE LIVING ROOM. WE CAN MAKE IT WORK. 99 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,368 15 SECONDS PHRASES ARE ON THE CARDS RIGHT HERE 100 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,570 SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU ARE GOING TO GO FIRST. OH, GREAT 101 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,073 Jimmy: WHENEVER -- YEAH, OF COURSE THIS IS THE FIRST AND LAST 102 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,141 TIME YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE READY, 103 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,976 TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR CARD AND THEN PRESS YOUR FACE INTO THE WINDOW AND TRY TO GET ME TO 104 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:04,784 GUESS THE PHRASE [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, I'M GOING FIRST 105 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,087 Jimmy: YEAH I'M NOT LOOKING. QUESTLOVE HAS A GOOD VIEW 106 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,023 OVER THERE OKAY Jimmy: ARE YOU READY? 107 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,759 I MEAN, WE DIDN'T -- OKAY, WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO FOR IT? Jimmy: YEAH 108 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,829 GO FOR IT. LIKE, PRETTY HARD Jimmy: GO FOR IT. 109 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:21,067 [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, I FORGOT IT WAIT 110 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:30,777 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,212 YOUNG OR -- OH, NO, I COULDN'T SAY IT SO MY TEETH GO OUT TOO FAR. 112 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:39,052 WHY CAN'T I -- Jimmy: NO, THE OTHER WAY WAS BETTER 113 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,722 THIS ONE? Jimmy: YEAH [ MUFFLED 114 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:47,727 "CHANGE YOUR TEETH." [ LAUGHTER ] "FEEL GOOD TEETH." 115 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,464 "FEEL. "FEEL. Jimmy: FEEL THE -- FEEL THE 116 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:58,571 SOMETHING? FILL "SPILL THE TEA." 117 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,408 "SPILL THE TEA. Jimmy: "SPILL THE TEA." I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT 118 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,576 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] ALL RIGHT. 119 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,111 ALL RIGHT, 15 SECONDS IS NOT QUITE ENOUGH ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 120 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,747 NOW IT'S MY TURN OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO LISTEN TO IT. 121 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:11,117 IT'S HARD IT'S -- Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 122 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,752 TEETH GO OUT, SO IT'S LIKE -- Jimmy: THIS IS HARD WITHOUT 123 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,156 EVEN PRESSING MY FACE AGAINST THE GLASS. HAVE YOU TRIED THIS BECAUSE 124 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:23,496 IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT EASY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY * 125 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:29,402 [ LAUGHTER ] [ MUFFLED WHAT? 126 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:53,560 [ MUFFLED [ BUZZER ] WHAT 127 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,931 Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS FIRST PART [ MUFFLED 128 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:07,674 KIDS? LIDS SHINS? 129 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:14,114 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT WAS -- IT WAS -- NO. 130 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,283 IT WAS, "PIGS IN A BLANKET." WOW! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 131 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,686 [ SAD TUBA ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU ARE UP 132 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,856 YOU ARE UP RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO DO THIS PART OKAY. 133 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:30,296 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY THIS IS -- 134 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:37,070 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD [ LAUGHTER ] [ MUFFLED 135 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:41,341 A KEY? "HAKUNA." Jimmy: "MATATA" 136 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:46,780 [ DING ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:50,617 YES! WE GOT ONE THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED 138 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:56,089 OKAY OKAY PAY ATTENTION. 139 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,591 WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. OKAY. 140 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:07,767 * Jimmy: "UP, UP, AND AWAY! "UP, UP, AND AWAY!" 141 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,303 Jimmy: YES. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:15,542 WE'RE GETTING THIS [ LAUGHTER ] [ AIR HORN ] 143 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:19,713 OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND 144 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,514 TO RAISE THE STAKES, WE BOTH WILL BE SAYING THE SAME PHRASE INTO THE WINDOW, TRYING TO GET 145 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,919 QUESTLOVE TO GUESS WHAT WE ARE SAYING [ CHEERS ] 146 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,154 Questlove: OH, BOY. ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 147 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,090 THE FINAL PHRASE HERE WE GO OKAY. 148 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:36,296 OKAY Questlove: COME ON. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE 149 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,832 YOU GOING? YOU CAN GO THERE I'LL GO HERE 150 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:43,970 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WAIT, I FORGOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,906 OKAY, NOW I GOT IT I KNOW THIS. OKAY 152 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:56,649 Jimmy: YEAH [ MUFFLED "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE." 153 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:02,756 Jimmy: "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:08,094 "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE." Questlove: "I -- Jimmy: "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE 155 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:14,067 EYE. "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE." Jimmy: "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE 156 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,404 EYE. Questlove: "I -- I SPY -- "WITH MY LITTLE EYE." 157 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,675 Jimmy: "WITH MY LITTLE EYE. Questlove: "I SPY -- Jimmy: "WITH -- 158 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:26,112 "WITH MY LITTLE EYE." [ BUZZER ] Jimmy: "I -- I SPY WITH MY 159 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:30,417 LITTLE EYE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] 160 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:39,592 Questlove: THE HELL Jimmy: THAT WAS "PRESS AND GUESS. 161 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,963 THE CHAMPION, CHRISSY TEIGEN, EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO CHRISSY AFTER 162 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,632 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:53,640 * Jimmy: YOU TOLD ME THAT MILES IS LEARNING HOW TO PLAY 164 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,943 MILES IS LEARNING HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL YEAH, HE'S PLAYING TEE-BALL 165 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:14,427 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN ENTREPRENEUR AND A BEST-SELLING 166 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:19,366 COOKBOOK AUTHOR. SHE'S ALSO EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE DOCUSERIES, "THE WAY 167 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:23,737 DOWN." IT IS SO GOOD, BY THE WAY. "THE WAY DOWN. 168 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,806 I'VE WATCHED FOUR EPISODES OF IT GET READY. 169 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,710 IT'S CALLED "THE WAY DOWN: GOD, GREED, AND THE CULT OF GWEN SHAMBLIN. 170 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,647 THE FINAL TWO EPISODES PREMIERE ON HBO MAX THIS THURSDAY EVERYBODY PLEASE WELCOME, 171 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,383 EVERYBODY PLEASE WELCOME, CHRISSY TEIGEN 172 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:48,228 * 173 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:54,768 * HI! Jimmy: NICE LITTLE STANDING 174 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:58,405 OVATION. HEY, EVERYBODY! YOU HAVE, LIKE, A FULL 175 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,040 AUDIENCE Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE A FULL AUDIENCE 176 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,442 THEY'RE THE BEST AUDIENCE OUT THERE. OH, IT LOOKS GREAT. 177 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,377 THEY ARE A GOOD AUDIENCE Jimmy: WE'RE EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE. 178 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,681 I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO BE HERE. Jimmy: I KNOW 179 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,416 I LOVE HAVING YOU. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS DOCUSERIES 180 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,384 YES Jimmy: 'CAUSE I'M -- HONESTLY, I'M OBSESSED 181 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,120 I'M FREAKING OUT IT'S PRETTY - IT'S JUICY 182 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,322 IT'S GOOD. Jimmy: IT IS INTENSE. BUT FIRST, HOW IS THE FAMILY 183 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,693 HOW ARE THE LITTLE BABIES? THEY ARE SO GOOD. THEY'RE KEEPING US SO BUSY 184 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,195 THEY JUST -- LUNA JUST TURNED 6 AND MILES IS ABOUT TO TURN 4 185 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,731 AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT Jimmy: COME ON? YEAH. 186 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,900 Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT, ALREADY. YEAH, IT'S SO COOL THOUGH 187 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,868 Jimmy: 6 AND 4. YEAH, BUT THEY COULDN'T BE MORE DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER 188 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,838 BUT IT'S LIKE IT KEEPS US ON OUR TOES ALL DAY I TRULY LOVE IT. 189 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,840 IT'S SO MUCH - Jimmy: YOU TOLD ME THAT MILES IS LEARNING HOW TO PLAY 190 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,875 BASEBALL YEAH, HE'S PLAYING TEE-BALL NOW. 191 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,211 WHICH IS SO COOL - Jimmy: AT 4 -- BECAUSE I LOVED BASEBALL 192 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,246 GROWING UP, SO Jimmy: AND DOES HE UNDERSTAND THE RULES 193 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,649 NO, NOT AT ALL. Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH NO. 194 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,619 HE'S LIKE A BLANK -- I MEAN, IMAGINE GOING INTO IT BLINDLY. LIKE HE LITERALLY DOESN'T -- 195 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:50,290 HE'S NEVER SEEN A BASEBALL GAME BEFORE YOU'LL BE LIKE - 196 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,858 HIS COACH WILL BE LIKE, "GO TO FIRST BASE." AND HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW 197 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:55,095 WHAT FIRST BASE IS!" [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T -- 198 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,197 YEAH HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY. Jimmy: IT'S A TRICKY GAME TO 199 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,467 JUST PUT ON AND BE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT," AND TRY TO EXPLAIN WHILE IT'S HAPPENING 200 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,636 IT'S TOO TRICKY. YEAH. NO IT IS 201 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,071 AND HONESTLY, THEY HAVE -- THEY HAVE HIM PLAY LIKE EVERY DIFFERENT -- 202 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,041 Jimmy: POSITION EVERY POSITION. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "MILES IS 203 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,542 GOING TO PLAY FIRST. AND I WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT 204 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,412 THE BALL IS ALWAYS GOING TO GO TO HIM." BUT HE DID AND HE -- I DON'T 205 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,316 KNOW WE HAVE FUN WATCHING WE'LL SAY THAT 206 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,618 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT US A VERY CUTE CLIP OF MILES GETTING - 207 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:24,057 WAS IT HIS FIRST HIT YEAH, IT WAS HIS FIRST HIT. AND I -- OH, MY GOD, IT WAS 208 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,892 SO - IT WAS REALLY -- Jimmy: SO HE HITS THE BALL 209 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,460 AND THEN DOESN'T QUITE KNOW WHAT - HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 210 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,297 Jimmy: OF COURSE.]E BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T EXPLAINED IT TO HIM 211 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,199 Jimmy: YEAH HERE'S MILES -- HERE'S MILES GETTING HIS FIRST HIT. 212 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:33,767 GETTING HIS FIRST HIT. LOOK AT THIS 213 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,341 [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:46,613 Jimmy: HE'S JUST WALKING. [ LAUGHTER ] YES! 215 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,649 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MILES THAT'S MY DUDE 216 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:55,555 CONGRATULATIONS. HE WAS SO COOL HE'S LIKE, "NOW WHAT'S UP? 217 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,757 I KNOW -- I KNOW. WE ARE NOT AN ATHLETIC BUNCH, HONESTLY 218 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,127 BUT JOHN IS SO PROUD SOMEONE IS LIKE, "DROP THE BAT. 219 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,097 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DROP THE BAT LIKE, YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN 220 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,632 EVERY PART LIKE, OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T KNOW TO DROP THE BAT 221 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,234 Jimmy: NO, COME ON. BUT IT'S SO SWEET Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST 222 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,136 THING. IT'S REALLY AWESOME. Jimmy: HAVING KIDS IS THE 223 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,172 GREATEST THING YEAH, IT REALLY IS SO FUN Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU HAD 224 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,342 A RECENT INCIDENT WITH LUNA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY. OH YEAH 225 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,877 YEAH WHAT A - Jimmy: HOW DOES THE TOOTH 226 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,579 FAIRY -- I KNOW - WELL, I DON'T KNOW THE RULES 227 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:24,417 OF ANYTHING. LIKE, NO ONE -- LIKE, YOU FORGET, LIKE, WHAT THE LIE IS. 228 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:29,356 LIKE, AT EASTER WE WERE LIKE - LIKE -- SHE WAS LIKE, SO - Jimmy: WHAT'S THE BACK 229 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,324 STORY? YEAH, DID WE LEAVE THE EGGS OUT, OR DID THE EASTER BUNNY 230 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,660 BRING THE EGGS Jimmy: YEAH, EASTER BUNNY AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M -- 231 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,795 DID I MAKE THE BASKET, OR DID THE EASTER BUNNY MAKE THE BASKET 232 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,098 Jimmy: SOMETIMES THE BUNNY BRINGS THE BASKET. RIGHT 233 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,467 Jimmy: SOMETIMES YOU PROVIDE THE BASKET BUT, SO, IT DOESN'T -- YEAH, 234 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,669 THERE'S NO RHYME -- THERE'S NO RULES. Jimmy: NO RULES 235 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,205 EVER. Jimmy: TOOTH FAIRY IS REALLY OUT THERE. 236 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,273 TOOTH FAIRY - Jimmy: THAT'S A TOUGH ONE TO EXPLAIN. 237 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,576 YEAH. SO, SHE LOSES HER FIRST TOOTH, AND THEN I PROMPTLY DROPPED IT 238 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:53,179 DOWN THE SINK, LIKE IMMEDIATELY, IN MY BATHROOM SINK 239 00:16:53,179 --> 00:17:00,286 AND IT'S KIND OF AN ODD SINK SO THERE'S THIS -- THERE'S THIS, LIKE, KIND OF LONG DIVOT 240 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,255 THAT IT COULD FALL INTO. AND SO WE HAD TO -- IT WAS, LIKE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 241 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,457 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. WE HAD TO BRING SOMEONE IN WITH A CAMERA, LIKE THE 242 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:09,129 ROTO-ROOTER CAMERA THING THAT GOES DOWN AND SPIRALS IN Jimmy: WHAT 243 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,664 FOUND THE TOOTH, PUT IT IN A ZIPLOC BAG I WAS SO HAPPY 244 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,501 AND THEN I THREW THE ZIPLOC BAG AWAY, LIKE IMMEDIATELY [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,770 Jimmy: YOU TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YEAH, I DID 246 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,506 Jimmy: LIKE, CLEAN IT UP, THROW IT OUT YEAH. 247 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,042 THAT'S MY THING TOO, IS I THROW AWAY EVERYTHING. I LOVE THROWING THINGS AWAY. 248 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,444 Jimmy: YEAH SO, YEAH, THAT ONE'S GONE BUT I DO HAVE HER OTHER ONES 249 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,613 Jimmy: YEAH, MY -- FRANNY SWALLOWED HER FIRST TOOTH. OH REALLY 250 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,049 Jimmy: YEAH, SHE WAS LIKE, "I LOST MY FIRST TOOTH." "OH, MY GOD, WHERE IS IT?" 251 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,084 HOW GROSS ARE THEIR FIRST -- THEIR TEETH TOO? Jimmy: SHE'S -- "I SWALLOWED 252 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,186 IT." [ LAUGHTER ] THE ROOT IS SO LONG 253 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,056 I DIDN'T KNOW TEETH ROOTS WERE THAT LONG. IS IT JUST LUNA? 254 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,827 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT TOOTH WAS READY TO BE PULLED [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:48,068 MAYBE NOT Jimmy: REALLY, YEAH NO, I DON'T THINK I HAD MY -- I 256 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,136 DID RECENTLY, THOUGH, MY DAD WAS GIVING ME STUFF THAT HE'S HAD FOREVER AND DIDN'T WANT, 257 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,538 AND GAVE ME, LIKE, A BAG OF MY OWN TEETH. SEE, THAT'S -- I THINK 258 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:55,075 THAT'S COOL. [ LAUGHTER ] NO 259 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,444 Jimmy: NO THANKS. NO THANKS. I HAVE THEIR UMBILICAL 260 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,878 CORDS. Jimmy: WHAT I HAVE -- 261 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,815 Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK HE GAVE ME THAT TOO. IT WAS IN -- LET'S JUST KEEP IT 262 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,551 IN THE SHOE BOX. WE'RE GOOD I HAVE THE CORDS, TEETH, 263 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,019 EVERYTHING Jimmy: SURPRISE ME LATER. YEAH. 264 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,887 Jimmy: YEAH, I GO, "NO, WE'LL FREAK OUT MY KIDS LATER. I DON'T DO THE FINGERNAILS 265 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,789 THOUGH Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. NO ONE HAS FINGERNAILS 266 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,325 NO. NO RIGHT? 267 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,060 Jimmy: BUT I'M JUST LIKE, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH MY --" 268 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,929 I DON'T KNOW I GUESS IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING. 269 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,765 NO YOUR OLD TEETH? Jimmy: NO 270 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,333 I DON'T -- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW MY MOM KEEPS ALL THAT STUFF 271 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,735 TOO. Jimmy: IT'S WILD. YEAH. 272 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,703 Jimmy: IT'S WILD WHAT PARENTS KEEP I KNOW. 273 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,472 I DON'T MIND IT THOUGH, I'VE GOT TO SAY Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOOD NOT 274 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,173 HAVING ANY - [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE - 275 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,476 I'M FINE WITHOUT IT Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, I WAS LOOKING AT THIS 276 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,910 BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE, YOU GUYS -- WHEN 277 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,313 NORMAL FAMILIES GO OUT, THEY GO TO WHATEVER. THEY GO TO A RESTAURANT, THEY 278 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,683 GO BOWLING WHEN YOU GUYS GO OUT, YOU GO TO THE GRAMMYS. 279 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,786 [ LAUGHTER ] WE GO BOWLING A LOT Jimmy: HERE'S YOU AT THE 280 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,156 GRAMMYS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] EVERYONE LOOKING GOOD. 281 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,192 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE TO BRING THE KIDS THAT WAS THEIR FIRST TIME TO 282 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,162 LAS VEGAS. Jimmy: OH, IS THAT WHERE IT WAS? 283 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,664 YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY. BECAUSE WELL, JOHN, WHEN HE TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO GO TO 284 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,834 GRAMMYS, HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO GO?" AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S LIKE, 285 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,872 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION DURING THIS TIME. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "NO. 286 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,241 HE'S LIKE, "WELL, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO PERFORM." Jimmy: HE WAS GREAT, BY THE 287 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,375 WAY. LIKE, LET'S BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY OUT 288 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:07,414 YEAH, IT WAS REALLY WONDERFUL. BUT HE DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS IN LAS VEGAS. 289 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:13,086 SO, LIKE, WE HAD TO BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY TO VEGAS. Jimmy: IT'S USUALLY IN L.A. 290 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,488 YEAH. SO THEY HAD A GOOD TIME, THOUGH 291 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,358 THEY GOT TO SEE, LIKE, A TON OF CELEBRITIES, OBVIOUSLY Jimmy: BUT GET DRESSED UP 292 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,527 AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SO COOL Jimmy: AND THEY JUST LOOK 293 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,163 LIKE -- LOOK HOW COOL. YEAH. AND MILES LOVES A SUIT 294 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,565 HE'S VERY -- HE'S LIKE JOHN. Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I JUST HIT A SINGLE 295 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:31,571 NO BIG DEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW I'M OFF TO THE GRAMMYS 296 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,307 [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS DOCUSERIES, OKAY 297 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,476 YEAH. Jimmy: NOW IT'S CALLED "THE WAY DOWN." 298 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,578 W-A-Y. YES Jimmy: AND I SAY THAT 299 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,046 BECAUSE DIDN'T GWEN HAVE A A THING CALLED LIKE "THE WEIGH? 300 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,681 YEAH, SO SHE HAD -- SHE STARTED AS THIS -- SHE STARTED SOMETHING CALLED "THE WEIGH 301 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,251 DOWN WORKSHOP. AND SHE WAS JUST THIS BIG DIET GURU 302 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:49,956 SHE WAS AN AUTHOR. SHE SOLD A LOT OF BOOKS. AND THEN SHE RE -- YOU KNOW, 303 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:54,427 WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE LOVE MORE THAN MONEY IS POWER. SO, SHE KIND OF DECIDED TO MELD 304 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,096 IT WITH THIS, LIKE, TOXIC CHRISTIANITY AND THEN START THIS CULT-LIKE FOLLOWING AT 305 00:19:56,096 --> 00:20:05,472 THIS CHURCH CALLED THE REMNANT FELLOWSHIP Jimmy: YEAH 306 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,408 STARTED HER OWN CHURCH YES SHE PREYED ON THE INSECURITIES 307 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,144 OF A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOWED HER AND SHE BASICALLY HAD THESE, 308 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,879 YOU KNOW, FUNDAMENTALIST VALUES, BUT SHE TIED IT INTO, YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO PRAY 309 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,949 INSTEAD OF -- EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO EAT, YOU SHOULD JUST PRAY 310 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:25,358 AND IT WAS BASICALLY LIKE, INTUITIVE EATING BUT IT WAS JUST ALL DONE SO 311 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,528 WRONG AND SO TOXIC Jimmy: AND EVERYONE BOUGHT THIS BOOK. 312 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,097 AND EVERYONE GOT - EVERYONE BOUGHT THE BOOK. EVERYONE WAS SO DOWN WITH "THE 313 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,999 WEIGH DOWN." Jimmy: SHE WAS ON EVERY TALK SHOW 314 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,969 AND IT'S A THING YES YEAH 315 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,339 Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?" OH IT WAS A BIG THING 316 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,874 YEAH, SO -- AND SHE JUST TOOK OFF. SHE JUST GOT MORE AND MORE 317 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,842 POWERFUL AND HAD MORE AND MORE FOLLOWERS. AND EVERYTHING 318 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,880 THE EGO GOT BIGGER THE HAIR GOT BIGGER. Jimmy: HER HAIR, BY THE WAY, 319 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,817 IS UNBELIEVABLE. HER HAIR, YEAH. Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S A 320 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,019 A JOKE IT'S NOT A JOKE. I KNOW. 321 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,988 YOU START TO -- AND THEN, I WAS ACTUALLY LIKE -- WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS AT SOUTH BY 322 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,623 SOUTHWEST, WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY Jimmy: HOW? 323 00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:02,295 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE SHE WORE THESE, LIKE, CHUNKY SHOES AND HAD BIG HAIR 324 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,799 AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS TO MAKE HERSELF FEEL SMALLER, IN A WAY. 325 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,500 LIKE, IF SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY THESE BIG THINGS, IT MAKES HER FEEL DAINTY OR SOMETHING 326 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,070 I DON'T KNOW Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY OTHER PERSON WITH THAT HAIRDO 327 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,505 IN MY LIFE NO, NEVER Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO 328 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,743 COMPARE IT TO. HIGHER THE HAIR, THE CLOSER TO GOD THEY SAY. 329 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,478 Jimmy: WOW -- YEAH, THERE IT IS MAYBE THAT'S IT 330 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,780 Jimmy: SHE DEFINITELY GOT CLOSE. AND THE HUSBAND AND ALL THAT 331 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,083 STUFF -- YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU GO -- 332 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,784 YEAH, THE HUSBAND WAS TARZAN I MEAN, IT WAS ALL SUCH 333 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,654 A WEIRD -- Jimmy: NO, HER HUSBAND ACTUALLY WAS - 334 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,290 HE WAS TARZAN Jimmy: HE DIDN'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE 335 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,127 OH, NO, SORRY HE PLAYED TARZAN Jimmy: PLAYED TARZAN. 336 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,830 YEAH, YEAH TARZAN'S NOT REAL [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,265 Jimmy: HOPEFULLY THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP THEY'RE LIKE, "TOOTH FAIRY, 338 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,968 EASTER BUNNY, TARZAN." [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW. 339 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,404 Jimmy: "WHAT IS GOING ON? TARZAN IS REAL Jimmy: JUST DOESN'T KNOW IF 340 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,339 HE BRINGS HIS OWN BASKETS. WHO KNOWS. I THINK JOE WAS ACTUALLY, 341 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,743 KIND OF, THE MOST FASCINATING PART OF THE SERIES Jimmy: ME TOO 342 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:53,246 BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, SO CAPTIVATING. AND IT'S SO WEIRD. 343 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:54,881 YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS GUY HAS EVER OPENED THE BIBLE. 344 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,284 HE'S, LIKE, READING IT SIDEWAYS AND HE'S LIKE TRYING - 345 00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,786 Jimmy: AND NOW HE'S IN CHARGE YEAH, AND NOW HE'S THE 346 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:05,458 LEADER Jimmy: HE'S A LEADER, AND HE'S TELLING THESE PEOPLE ABOUT 347 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,893 THIS RELIGION. AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WHO IS THIS GUY?" 348 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,763 AND, YOU KNOW, NATASHA WHO IS FEATURED ON IT AS WELL, WAS HIS EX 349 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:15,769 AND THE MOTHER OF HIS -- Jimmy: SHE WAS GREAT. YEAH, SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 350 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,937 AND SHE JUST GOES, SHE'S LIKE, "HE WAS NEVER RELIGIOUS. HE WAS NEVER A RELIGIOUS 351 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,074 PERSON HE WAS AN OUT OF WORK ACTOR. AND JUST, LIKE, HE DIDN'T 352 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,743 REALLY -- THIS WASN'T THE PERSON HE WAS. Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT 353 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,680 THAT LONG AGO, SADLY I KNOW. Jimmy: I MEAN, LIKE - 354 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,782 I KNOW. Jimmy: YOU GO, LIKE, "OH, IS THIS FROM THE '60s OR 355 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,750 SOMETHING? I KNOW. Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "THIS 356 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,253 WAS, LIKE, TEN YEARS AGO." THAT'S THE WEIRDEST PART TO ME, IS THESE STORIES EXIST, AND 357 00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:34,888 WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT -- THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. SO WHEN IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME, I 358 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:39,492 WAS LIKE, "NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK. 359 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,429 Jimmy: BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT -- AS YOU WERE FINISHING UP 360 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:50,203 PRODUCTION ON THE SERIES, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. YEAH, OH, MY GOD, IT WAS -- 361 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,971 YEAH, WE WOKE UP ONE DAY AND JUST SCROLLING OUR NEWS FEED AND SAW THAT THEIR -- GWEN'S -- 362 00:22:51,971 --> 00:23:04,417 GWEN AND JOE'S PLANE HAD CRASHED INTO A LAKE OUTSIDE OF NASHVILLE. 363 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,687 AND EVERYONE ON THE PLANE DIED SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST LIKE -- IT WAS TERRIFYING 364 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,623 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS ON THE PLANE EXACTLY AND NATASHA DIDN'T KNOW IF HER 365 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:14,894 DAUGHTER WAS ON THE PLANE. AND IT WAS JUST SO SCARY AND A REALLY WEIRD TIME. 366 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,663 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'D GET ON THE PHONE WITH HBO MAX AND WE WONDER, YOU KNOW, SHOULD WE 367 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:22,435 CONTINUE WITH THIS BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, AS TIME PASSED, WE REALIZED THAT PEOPLE 368 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:26,606 WERE MORE AND MORE OKAY WITH SPEAKING OUT NOW THAT SHE WAS GONE 369 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,875 LIKE THEY WERE VERY FEARFUL OF HER. Jimmy: THEY WERE AFRAID TO 370 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,077 SAY ANYTHING YEAH, THEY WERE SCARED TO GO AGAINST HER. 371 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:36,116 THEY DIDN'T KNOW IF THE CHURCH WOULD COME AND ATTACK THEIR FAMILIES 372 00:23:36,116 --> 00:23:38,618 OR, YOU KNOW, THEY FELT LIKE THEY WERE IN DANGER. SO, WHEN SHE HAD PASSED, 373 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,487 PEOPLE -- AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT PART TWO IS, GOING INTO IT NOW, ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT 374 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:47,594 ARE NO LONGER AFRAID TO SPEAK OUT. Jimmy: OH, IT IS FANTASTIC. 375 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,764 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A PEEK OF THE NEW EPISODE OF "THE WAY DOWN." 376 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,232 EPISODE OF "THE WAY DOWN." TAKE A LOOK. 377 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,167 THAT TEXT WASN'T JUST FOR 378 00:23:54,167 --> 00:24:11,184 THE PEOPLE WITHIN REMNANT, BUT FROM ANYONE OUTSIDE OF REMNANT THAT WOULD GET AHOLD OF THAT 379 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:13,119 THAT, I BELIEVE, WAS DEFINITELY MORE OF HER MOTIVE BEHIND THAT TEXT THAN IT WAS BEING SENT 380 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,688 DIRECTLY TO THE REMNANT CONGREGATION A LOT OF WHAT CULTS OFTEN DO 381 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:19,292 WITH SITUATIONS LIKE THIS IS VERY ORWELLIAN IT WILL BE ALMOST IGNORED 382 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:24,164 BECAUSE IT DOES NOT FIT THEIR NARRATIVE THAT THEIR LEADER WAS STRUCK DOWN IN AN ACCIDENT THAT 383 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:29,602 GOD COULD HAVE PROTECTED HER FROM IF THE RIGHTEOUS ARE PROTECTED 384 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:38,845 BY THE HAND OF GOD, HOW COULD GWEN HAVE DIED LIKE THAT [ APPLAUSE ] 385 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,480 Jimmy: CHRISSY TEIGEN, EVERYBODY. THE FINAL EPISODES OF "THE WAY 386 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:47,087 DOWN: GOD, GREED, AND THE CULT OF GWEN SHAMBLIN" PREMIERE THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. 387 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:51,324 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CRISTIN MILIOTI. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 388 00:24:51,324 --> 00:25:10,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 389 00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:12,512 A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE HBO MAX SERIES "MADE FOR LOVE," WHICH RETURNS FOR ITS 390 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:21,788 SECOND SEASON THIS THURSDAY. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CRISTIN MILIOTI. 391 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:21,821 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CRISTIN MILIOTI. 392 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:36,169 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:39,305 Jimmy: CRISTIN MILIOTI! HI! Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 394 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:42,842 SHOW OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU. 395 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,745 Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANKS SO MUCH. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I'M DOING 396 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,280 A LITTLE RESEARCH FOR OUR INTERVIEW HERE AND I SAW IT WAS TEN YEARS AGO 397 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,182 THAT YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST -- ONE OF YOUR FIRST ROLES, YOU WERE IN "ONCE" ON 398 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:52,252 BROADWAY YEAH. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS TEN 399 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:55,755 YEARS AGO. Jimmy: TEN YEARS AGO. IT'S BANANAS. 400 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,757 Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER 401 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,660 ABOUT -- BECAUSE YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR THAT. I DID 402 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,762 Jimmy: YEAH I WAS YEAH 403 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,265 I WAS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 404 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:12,906 YEAH, TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT. I MEAN, THAT'S PRETTY -- YEAH, IT WAS WILD 405 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,841 IT WAS, LIKE, BEYOND ANYTHING I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED IT WAS REALLY, LIKE, A GOLDEN 406 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,743 EXPERIENCE Jimmy: YEAH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 407 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,278 Jimmy: DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE COME TO SEE THE SHOW AND - 408 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:20,246 TERRIBLY. I -- Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE TO NOT 409 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,549 KNOW I LIKE TO NOT KNOW. I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO KNOW WHEN 410 00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:24,751 FRIENDS OF MINE ARE THERE. Jimmy: RIGHT. I'VE GOTTEN A LOT CHILLER 411 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:31,157 ABOUT THAT NOW BECAUSE THAT'S NOT QUITE AS CHILL A THING TO DO. 412 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,761 BE LIKE, "COME SEE IT, BUT DON'T TELL ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 413 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,363 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT QUITE DOING THAT ANYMORE YEAH, I DON'T DO THAT 414 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:38,932 ANYMORE. BUT I WAS REALLY ALWAYS VERY, VERY NERVOUS 415 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,667 AND -- THERE WAS ONE NIGHT WHERE I ENTER, LIKE, THROUGH THE BACK OF THE AUDIENCE FOR 416 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,970 THAT SHOW, AND I ENTER -- SO, YOU WAIT IN THE BACK OF THE HOUSE. 417 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:47,407 AND I SAW THERE WAS SECRET SERVICE EVERYWHERE AND BEYONCE AND JAY-Z HAD BEEN 418 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:52,712 COMING TO SEE, LIKE, A LOT OF BROADWAY SHOWS THAT WEEK AND I WAS LIKE, "HERE WE GO. 419 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:56,316 LIKE, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THEY'RE HERE THIS IS GREAT. 420 00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:58,084 Jimmy: I'M ABOUT TO MEET THEM I WAS ABOUT TO MEET - 421 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,020 AND I WAS LIKE SHAKING AND I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE HERE 422 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,422 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING TO SEE IT. OKAY 423 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:06,426 ALL RIGHT. AND I -- WE DID THE SHOW AND THEY, QUICKLY, AS SOON AS 424 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,094 IT ENDS, THEY WERE LIKE, "COME BACKSTAGE, SOMEONE PRETTY SPECIAL WANTS TO MEET YOU 425 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:12,499 GUYS." AND WE WERE ALL LIKE SHAKING - [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 426 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,801 Jimmy: BEYONCE JUST HEARD ME SING WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 427 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,836 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY, 428 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,806 GUYS, COME ON OUT. JOE BIDEN'S HERE." AND I WAS LIKE - 429 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:24,944 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. WHICH, YOU KNOW 430 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:30,050 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S DIFFERENT. Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE 431 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:33,153 OF - IT'S JUST DIFFERENT Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT - 432 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:35,889 IT'S DIFFERENT Jimmy: IT'S DIFFERENT TYPE OF SPECIAL 433 00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:37,424 IT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF SPECIAL. BUT IT'S VERY -- THEY'RE PRETTY 434 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:39,392 DIFFERENT. Jimmy: YEAH, DID BEYONCE EVER COME TO SEE THE SHOW? 435 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:42,429 SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT. I THINK SHE HAD STUFF SHE HAD TO DO. 436 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:45,165 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- THEY'RE BUSY. Jimmy: SHE NEVER SAW "ONCE" 437 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:48,902 ONCE YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SHE DIDN'T SEE IT ONCE 438 00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:55,675 Jimmy: "NONCE." SHE SAW IT "NONCE." Jimmy: SHE SAW IT "NONCE. 439 00:27:55,675 --> 00:28:04,017 YEAH, SHE SAW IT NONCE. THAT'S OKAY. Jimmy: WE ASKED IF YOU HAD 440 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,785 ANY PHOTOS OF ANYONE BACKSTAGE, AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I GUESS. THEN, WOW, THIS IS A HOME RUN. 441 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:09,022 A HOME RUN. Jimmy: LIZA MINNELLI CAME TO SEE YOU. 442 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:16,763 YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT WOULD FREAK ME 443 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:19,599 OUT MORE THAN -- OH, WELL, YOU CAN SEE I'M OUT OF MY BODY 444 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:21,201 I HAVE -- SHE CAME AND I BURST INTO DOVES AND I COULDN'T -- I WAS BESIDE MYSELF. 445 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,536 BECAUSE SHE'S AN ICON. Jimmy: WELL, IT'S LIZA MINELLI 446 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:26,172 THERE'S NO ONE GREATER. AND HER WHOLE ENTIRE CAREER -- I MEAN, I JUST REWATCHED 447 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,807 "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" IN LOCKDOWN AND HER ON THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 448 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,876 Jimmy: LIZA MINNELLI IS JUST A -- SHE'S A LEGEND 449 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,779 AMAZING. AND "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" IS LIKE FUNNY "SUCCESSION. 450 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:37,751 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT 451 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,285 AS I WAS WATCHING -- I MEAN, "SUCCESSION" IS VERY FUNNY, TOO. 452 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,354 BUT I WAS LIKE, "WOAH. THERE'S LIKE -- THERE'S LIKE SOME - 453 00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:45,625 Jimmy: I GET IT YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH 454 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:47,360 BUT SHE WAS -- WHAT DO YOU SAY TO LIZA MINELLI? NOTHING 455 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,262 I THINK I JUST STAMMERED AND SHOOK AND GOT SWEATY AND - Jimmy: DID EVERYONE FREAK 456 00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:55,268 OUT? SHE WAS LOVELY. SHE LINED US ALL UP AND SHE 457 00:28:55,268 --> 00:28:56,903 WENT UP AND DOWN THE LINE AND GAVE EVERYONE, LIKE, TWO SPECIFIC COMPLIMENTS WHILE 458 00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:01,708 HOLDING THEIR SHOULDERS. SHE HELD MY FACE I MEAN, I PASSED OUT 459 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,877 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID, BUT -- 460 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:07,447 Jimmy: I LOVE LIZA MINELLI. I KNOW. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF ICONS -- 461 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:10,316 I WAS SO NERVOUS. Jimmy: THERE'S A THING -- THERE'S A CHER BIOPIC IN THE 462 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,018 WORKS. AND I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE I'M A BIG CHER FAN 463 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,087 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT -- THERE'S FANS ON TWITTER THAT SAID YOU SHOULD 464 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,356 PLAY HER IN THE BIOPIC WELL -- AND I WAS VERY FLUMMOXED BY THAT. 465 00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:18,858 FLATTERED. Jimmy: FLATTERED AND FLUMMOXED. 466 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:25,298 FLATTERED AND FLUMMOXED BURSTING INTO BATS I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 467 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:30,337 YEAH, I REALIZED A FRIEND OF MINE HAD TOLD ME ABOUT IT. AND I THINK I HAD FOUND IT SO 468 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:34,941 OUTLANDISH AND, LIKE, LOVELY BUT I WAS LIKE, "WELL, NO. LIKE, SHE'S CHER 469 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,078 AND SHE'S -- I MEAN, I WORSHIP AT HER FEET TOO. BUT SHE'S LIKE A SLINKY CAT AND 470 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:42,482 I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW - I'M LIKE DON KNOTTS ON A BOAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:45,952 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HE'S HAVING FUN, BUT HE'S WINDSWEPT. 472 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,154 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S LIKE -- Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE 473 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:51,057 DON KNOTTS ON A BOAT COMPARED TO SLINKY CAT YEAH. 474 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:54,728 LIKE, SHE'S LIKE CHIQ AND SHE'S LIKE, ALL -- AND I JUST - 475 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:58,331 Jimmy: YOU'RE DON KNOTTS? ON A BOAT, JIMMY. DID I STUTTER? 476 00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:02,569 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DON KNOTTS ON A BOAT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 477 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:07,607 LIKE, SHE'S SO, LIKE, HIP BABE GROOVY Jimmy: SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE 478 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:12,312 UNBELIEVABLE. I WOULD -- I'VE SEEN "BURLESQUE" 30 TIMES 479 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,614 Jimmy: BUT WHAT IF THERE'S A DON KNOTTS BIOPIC? YOU UP FOR THAT? 480 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,684 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO FIGHT. I'M GOING TO FIGHT TOOTH AND 481 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:28,395 NAIL YEAH I'M GOING TO BE LIKE, "GET 482 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:36,369 THIS, HE'S ON A BOAT." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE HAS LONG HAIR 483 00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:39,406 HE HAS LONG HAIR. Jimmy: AND HE'S GORGEOUS. BUT HE'S ON A BOAT. 484 00:30:39,406 --> 00:30:41,074 Jimmy: "MADE FOR LOVE," SEASON TWO PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. 485 00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:42,909 I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON EVERYONE LOVED THE FIRST SEASON 486 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,278 CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS. HOW DO YOU SET UP SEASON TWO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE 487 00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:49,582 WELL -- Jimmy: IT'S TRICKIER. GOSH, IT'S TRICKIER 488 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:52,419 Jimmy: WELL, YOUR HUSBAND'S PLANTED A CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN AND HE CAN SEE EVERYTHING 489 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:55,588 AND THEN I -- MY ONE ALLY IS MY FATHER I'VE BEEN GASLIT BY MY HUSBAND 490 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,791 I'M NOW GASLIGHTING MY FATHER. IT IS A COMEDY BUT, WE -- 491 00:30:57,791 --> 00:31:01,828 Jimmy: RAY ROMANO PLAYS YOUR DAD. RAY ROMANO PLAYS MY DAD 492 00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:03,897 BUT WE -- SHE HAS TO LIVE THIS, LIKE, DOUBLE LIFE LIE NOW. AND SO, IT GETS VERY, VERY 493 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:06,866 MURKY. Jimmy: VERY TRICKY. VERY TRICKY 494 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,835 Jimmy: YOU AND BILLY ARE GREAT TOGETHER YOU GUYS HAVE WORKED TOGETHER? 495 00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:13,206 YEAH, WE PLAYED HUSBAND AND WIFE IN THIS INDY FILM A A MILLION YEARS AGO. 496 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:19,446 AND IT WAS, LIKE, THE FIRST FILM - IT WAS THE FIRST JOB I EVER 497 00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:22,082 JUST GOT A PHONE CALL AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THEY WANT YOU TO PLAY THIS ROLE." 498 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:25,218 AND I WAS LIKE, "THEY DO?" BUT -- WHICH IS GREAT, BUT THEN DON'T -- 499 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:27,087 Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO AUDITION YOU DON'T HAVE TO AUDITION, 500 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:29,489 WHICH IS SO GREAT. BUT YOU DON'T -- THEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO 501 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:30,790 DO SO, I SHOWED UP AND I HAD, LIKE, FOUR LINES 502 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,559 BUT I MADE THIS WHOLE BACK STORY THAT SHE HAD A PILL ADDICTION AND SHE WORE SHOES 503 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,595 THAT WERE TOO SMALL, SO I WOULD WALK WEIRD AND I HAD A DRESS THAT I 504 00:31:35,595 --> 00:31:37,464 COULDN'T, LIKE, TURN AROUND IN SO THAT SHE'D HAVE TO BE LIKE REALLY, LIKE, SLURRY BUT, LIKE, 505 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:49,709 LOCKED AND IT WAS - Jimmy: THAT'S A CHOICE. 506 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:52,112 I'LL SAY. Jimmy: FOR FOUR LINES FOR FOUR LINES. 507 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,813 YEAH, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GOT TO --" Jimmy: DID YOU TALK TO THE 508 00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:56,149 DIRECTOR OR ANYONE BEFORE YOU THOUGHT OF THIS CHOICE NO, NO. 509 00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:58,118 Jimmy: SO YOU CAME ON SET AS THIS PERSON. SO I CAME ON SET -- 510 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:00,220 Jimmy: YOU'RE GO, "OH, GET READY. ARE THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING? 511 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,389 AS THE CAMERAS ROLLING. Jimmy: BECAUSE HERE COMES THIS PERSON. 512 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,190 AND I CAME UP, AND I FORGET WHAT MY FIRST LINE IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, "THANKS 513 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,792 FOR INVITING ME TO THE PARTY" OR SOMETHING AND I WAS LIKE, IN A SAUSAGE 514 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:10,163 DRESS BEING LIKE, "THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO THE PABBY." AND THEY WERE LIKE, "CUT 515 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:15,735 NO." AND SHE WAS LIKE -- AND I REMEMBER THE DIRECTOR LIKE -- 516 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:17,270 AND IT WAS A BIG PARTY SCENE AND SHE CAME OVER AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT -- 517 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:21,408 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" YEAH, LIKE - Jimmy: "ARE YOU OKAY? 518 00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:24,244 "ARE YOU OKAY?" EXACTLY. SHE WAS LIKE "ARE YOU NERVOUS? 519 00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:29,849 AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, WELL, SHE HAS A PILL ADDICTION." Jimmy: MY CHARACTER HAS A 520 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:33,687 A PILL ADDICTION AND I HAD FOUR LINES. AND I WAS LIKE, "SHE'S LIKE, 521 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,255 WELL, BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALL THOSE PILLS BEFORE THE PARTY, I DON'T KNOW." 522 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:38,358 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "YEAH, CAN YOU JUST MAKE HER SOUTHERN?" AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT IT. 523 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:41,094 AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, ACTION. AND I WAS LIKE "HOWDY -- 524 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,798 Jimmy: "HEY, Y'ALL! "HEY, Y'ALL IT'S, LIKE, REALLY GREAT BEING 525 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:47,434 AT THIS PARTY. Jimmy: DISASTER DISASTER. 526 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:55,175 AND THEN -- AND BILLY AND I GOT UP TO -- WE TOOK A TRAIN TO TOON TOWN. 527 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,976 WE WERE GETTING -- 'CAUSE THEN I WAS LIKE, "WELL, NOW EVERYTHING'S OUT THE WINDOW. 528 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:59,879 I'M SOUTHERN I HAD A WHOLE THING GOING. Jimmy: IS HE SOUTHERN TOO 529 00:32:59,879 --> 00:33:02,082 NOW? I BELIEVE HE WAS. I DON'T REMEMBER 530 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:05,151 Jimmy: SO HE'S LIKE, "HEY Y'ALL. I DON'T THINK THE PICTURE -- 531 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,053 THIS PICTURE, I JUST, LIKE, WENT TO THE '40s THE MOVIE. 532 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:12,125 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T THINK -- Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THE 533 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:16,329 PICTURE -- THEY NEVER MADE IT. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THE PICTURE EVEN TOOK PLACE IN THE 534 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:19,332 SOUTH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT YEAH 535 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:21,234 IT DIDN'T TAKE PLACE IN THE SOUTH. NO, AND BOTH OF US WERE JUST 536 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:24,270 LIKE - "OH, MY LORD." Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THAT 537 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:28,408 MOVIE? CAN WE SEE YOU IN IT YOU PERSONALLY CANNOT 538 00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:30,710 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. Jimmy: I REALLY WANT TO 539 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:33,246 YOU CAN'T, I'M SORRY. Jimmy: I REALLY CAN'T NO. 540 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:36,182 Jimmy: I PROMISE YOU. AS A FRIEND, I PROMISE YOU YOU GUYS CAN'T. 541 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,685 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS CAN'T. 542 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,920 ANYONE IN THE ROOM IS NOT ALLOWED, UNFORTUNATELY Jimmy: BUT WE CAN WATCH YOU 543 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,989 IN "MADE FOR LOVE" ON HBO MAX. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CRISTIN MILIOTI IN "MADE 544 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:43,890 FOR LOVE." TAKE A LOOK. 545 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:50,930 AM I A GHOST OR SOMETHING. DO YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE ME I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO I AM. 546 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:54,100 I AM HAZEL GOGOL, AND I AM [ BLEEP ALLOWED TO BE DOWN HERE NOW 547 00:33:54,100 --> 00:34:04,711 BECAUSE I HAVE -- BECAUSE I HAVE THIS. UM, YOU. 548 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:09,949 WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT IS YOUR NAME WELL, WILLIAM 549 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:16,523 IS THAT A SEVERED FINGER GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. GOOD MORNING. 550 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:18,491 DID YOU NEED TO - YOU NEED TO TELL THEM THAT I'M ALLOWED TO BE DOWN HERE. 551 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:21,561 AND THAT THEY CAN TALK TO ME LIKE I'M A NORMAL [ BLEEP ] PERSON BECAUSE - 552 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:26,066 BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M THE BOOGIEMAN. OF COURSE 553 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:30,070 RIGHT, RIGHT I'LL CORRECT THIS IMMEDIATELY. Jimmy: WOW. 554 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:33,673 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW FUN. CRISTIN MILIOTI, EVERYBODY 555 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:37,610 SEASON TWO OF "MADE FOR LOVE" PREMIERES THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 556 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,347 A PERFORMANCE FROM SOCCER MOMMY. STICK AROUND 557 00:34:40,347 --> 00:35:01,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: PERFORMING "SHOTGUN" 558 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:07,674 FROM HER UPCOMING ALBUM "SOMETIMES, FOREVER," PLEASE WELCOME SOCCER MOMMY 559 00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:07,707 "SOMETIMES, FOREVER," PLEASE WELCOME SOCCER MOMMY 560 00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:28,828 * * 561 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:38,104 * FOGGED UP THE WINDOWS IN THE BAC COFFEE AND MENTHOL 562 00:35:38,104 --> 00:35:50,884 ON YOUR BREATH * * UPPERS AND MY HEART NEVER MESHED 563 00:35:50,884 --> 00:36:00,260 I HATED COMING DOW THIS FEELS THE SAME * * WITHOUT THE BAD THING 564 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:06,700 SO WHENEVER YOU WANT M I'LL BE AROUND I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * 565 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:10,870 * WAITING TO SOUN WHENEVER YOU WANT ME I'LL BE AROUND 566 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:23,516 I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * * WAITING TO SOUN OH YEAH * 567 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:35,628 * * * COLD BEER AND ICE CREAM 568 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:48,842 IS ALL WE KEEP THE ONLY THING WE REALLY NEED * 569 00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:57,584 * CAUSE I LIK DESSERT AND ALCOHO AND WATCHING AS YOU GE 570 00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:05,025 DRUNK AND YOU'RE STUMBLING * * IN THE HALL SO WHENEVER YOU WANT M 571 00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:11,231 I'LL BE AROUND I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * * WAITING TO SOUN 572 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:17,437 WHENEVER YOU WANT ME I'LL BE AROUND I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * 573 00:37:17,437 --> 00:37:32,052 * WAITING TO SOUN OH YEAH * * 574 00:37:32,052 --> 00:37:45,732 * * LOOK AT YOUR BLUE EYE LIKE THE STARS 575 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:55,108 STUCK IN THE HEADLIGHT OF A CAR * * YOU KNOW I'LL TAK 576 00:37:55,108 --> 00:38:03,316 YOU AS YOU ARE AS LONG AS YOU DO ME JUST LET ME LAY HERE * 577 00:38:03,316 --> 00:38:10,623 * IN YOUR ARM AND WHENEVER YOU WANT ME I'LL BE AROUND 578 00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:16,029 I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * * WAITING TO SOUN WHENEVER YOU WANT ME 579 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:23,403 I'LL BE AROUND I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * * WAITING TO SOUN 580 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:28,641 WHENEVER YOU WANT ME I'LL BE AROUND I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * 581 00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:34,314 * WAITING TO SOUN WHENEVER YOU WANT ME I'LL BE AROUND 582 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:40,520 I'M A BULLET IN A SHOTGUN * * WAITING TO SOUN OH YEAH * 583 00:38:40,520 --> 00:39:07,580 * * 584 00:39:11,051 --> 00:39:25,031 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. SOCCER MOMMY, "SOMETIMES, 585 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:29,202 FOREVER" IS OUT JUNE 24th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 586 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:57,831 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 587 00:39:57,831 --> 00:40:02,202 CHRISSY TEIGEN, CRISTIN MILIOTI, SOCCER MOMMY, ONCE AGAIN 588 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:07,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 589 00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:11,044 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 590 00:40:11,044 --> 00:40:13,780 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.